<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?>

<rss version="2.0" xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" xmlns:creativeCommons="http://backend.userland.com/creativeCommonsRssModule">
    <channel>
        <title>deviantART: by:deliriousdreams</title>
        <link>http://search.deviantart.com/?q=by:deliriousdreams&amp;section=today</link>
        <description>deviantART RSS for by:deliriousdreams</description>
        <language>en-us</language>
        <copyright>Copyright 2009, deviantART.com</copyright>

        <pubDate>Tue, 22 Dec 2009 04:26:49 PST</pubDate>        
        <generator>deviantART.com</generator>
        <docs>http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss</docs>
        <atom:icon>http://s.deviantart.com/minish/widgets/apple-touch-icon-precomposed.png</atom:icon>
        <atom:link href="http://backend.deviantart.com/rss.xml?q=by%3Adeliriousdreams&amp;type=journal" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml" />
        <atom:link rel="next" href="http://backend.deviantart.com/rss.xml?q=by%3Adeliriousdreams&amp;type=journal&amp;offset=60" />
                  <item>
                <title>People Are...</title>
                <link>http://deliriousdreams.deviantart.com/journal/26065814/</link>
                <guid isPermaLink="true">http://deliriousdreams.deviantart.com/journal/26065814/</guid>
                <pubDate>Mon, 20 Jul 2009 12:45:30 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <div class="content"><div class="tl"></div><div class="tr"></div><div class="br"></div><div class="bl"></div><div class="fix2"><div class="fix"><br /><br />...Absolute Idiots.<br /><br />Why is it that every single time I make a genuine observation I am told that I'm being too judgmental and I'm always judgmental? If I am genuinely trying to help you, why throw it in my face? And what the hell is up with assholes penalizing me because they're too lazy to do their fucking job. Act like you have a fucking brain. Act like you know what's going on around you, and you know what to do about it. If I tell you that I don't have something I need to do my job, I expect you to get off your lazy fucking ass and get me whatever I need in order to be productive. If not, then don't give me a "stern talking to" about the fact that you didn't get the results you wanted. And don't act like an idiot. If I say to you in advance that I will not be here and I'm not here don't wonder where the fuck I am. Stop being an airhead.<br /><br /></div></div></div> ]]></description>
                <author>=deliriousdreams</author>
            </item>
          <item>
                <title>Sick</title>
                <link>http://deliriousdreams.deviantart.com/journal/25376823/</link>
                <guid isPermaLink="true">http://deliriousdreams.deviantart.com/journal/25376823/</guid>
                <pubDate>Wed, 17 Jun 2009 16:00:35 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <div class="content"><div class="tl"></div><div class="tr"></div><div class="br"></div><div class="bl"></div><div class="fix2"><div class="fix"><br /><br />And then new sick emote is terrible. Strep sucks. And so does this <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/s/sick2.gif" width="23" height="15" alt=":sick:" title="Sick" /><br /><br /></div></div></div> ]]></description>
                <author>=deliriousdreams</author>
            </item>
          <item>
                <title>So Tired</title>
                <link>http://deliriousdreams.deviantart.com/journal/25071598/</link>
                <guid isPermaLink="true">http://deliriousdreams.deviantart.com/journal/25071598/</guid>
                <pubDate>Mon, 01 Jun 2009 14:36:40 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <div class="example-header"><div class="links"></div><br /><br />But I can't sleep! <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/frown.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":(" title=":( (Sad)" /><br /><br /></div> ]]></description>
                <author>=deliriousdreams</author>
            </item>
          <item>
                <title>:yawn:</title>
                <link>http://deliriousdreams.deviantart.com/journal/24604727/</link>
                <guid isPermaLink="true">http://deliriousdreams.deviantart.com/journal/24604727/</guid>
                <pubDate>Tue, 05 May 2009 16:21:21 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <div class="example-header"><div class="links"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/users/outgoing?http://URL HERE">LINK TITLE HERE</a> | <a href="http://www.deviantart.com/users/outgoing?http://URL HERE">LINK TITLE HERE</a> | <a href="http://www.deviantart.com/users/outgoing?http://URL HERE">LINK TITLE HERE</a></div><br /><br />Want to kill my boss and she wasn't even here today. Why must she vex me so?<br /><br /></div> ]]></description>
                <author>=deliriousdreams</author>
            </item>
          <item>
                <title>Re: The Color of Blood</title>
                <link>http://deliriousdreams.deviantart.com/journal/22506137/</link>
                <guid isPermaLink="true">http://deliriousdreams.deviantart.com/journal/22506137/</guid>
                <pubDate>Sat, 10 Jan 2009 12:49:08 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ This note pertains to <a href="http://oesalces.deviantart.com/art/The-color-of-blood-Edited2-108866676">[link]</a> which I had some opinions about and wanted to express them both to the author and to the public at large. It is directly quote from the note I sent him today, <br /><br /><b>Oesalces,<br /><br />Listen, unfortunately you don't seem to understand that you've signed up for and agreed to the TOS of a website that is American based. There are thousands of people who use this site everyday, and when you post something that can be viewed as controversial you welcome criticism, biased or unbiased, good and bad, constructive and completely inflammatory. You chose to post something on a public website for public view, and as a result you've opened yourself up to the views of others. <br /><br />If at this point you can't handle the fact that people have views different than yours maybe you shouldn't post in public places. If you choose to post your art here, or anywhere else on the internet or in the real world, you'll have to be able to roll with the punches. Not everyone likes my writing. I've gotten flamed before. I've never blocked a person's comments because they disagreed with me. And I've certainly never called anyone a terrorist, because in my opinion that is just inciting someone to violence. Don't throw the term around, and accuse someone of one of the worst crimes of this century without proof because that is a terrible crime in and of itself. <br /><br />Also, please understand, I am not Pro-Palestine, or Pro-Islam, or Pro any other religion. In my opinion more completely disgusting and revolting and horrifying things have been done in the name of one god or another, for millenia and as a result, just because a religion doesn't any longer support the grounds it was based in does not make it correct, in edict, or creed, or institution. The people of Islam's hands are not clean in this conflict, and history will tell you that the religion was at one time (if not in the present) spread and forced on others by the sword. <br /><br />If you want the killing to stop, please stop judging people and start accepting that people have different views than you do and that killing because your views are different is wrong. And please try to be objective, and fair. Thank you for listening.</b><br /><br />Edit:<br /><br />I have received a reply from Oesalces, which I will be posting here:<br /><i><br />"first, I'd like to thank you for your remark.<br />I fully understand what means to submit a work in a community. but the "block comments" option is made to avoid some kind of troubles.<br /><br />in fact, at start, I let the comments open, but unfortunately, not all people said their opinions without insults. some people use dirty words to express their opinion. and entering in such discussions ruined the page and led to ugly discussions. somepeople post links to other websites, others write long articlesand so on. and people started argueing and saying bad words to each others and I could not stand that. there are blogs, forums or chatting rooms special for that kind of topics.<br /><br />I understand that everyone has different opinion. and I understand that everyone has the right to express their opinion, as long as it is constructive critique. it would be welcome.<br />in order to avoid all that, I blocked comments.<br /><br />I just have one question: by telling me your opinion, what do you represent? and you are talking on behalf of whom?<br /><br />regards<br />Oesalces"<br /><br />"as for the swastika, and the star of David. I realized that it may offend jews so I removed it and replaced it with the flag that represents a government. I realize that a confusion may lead to hatred and I understand it because that was not my meaning.<br />I do not have anything against jews. I a good jewish friends who is nice. that drawing was just against the act done by the government and the forces. you may tell me that the palestinians also are shooting rockets and killing. this is true. but we see more kids are killed in the palestinian side. this is the only reason. if I saw israeli kids are killed I would do a similar drawing for that.<br />regards " </i><br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>=deliriousdreams</author>
            </item>
          <item>
                <title>15 Ridiculous Things I'd Love To Buy</title>
                <link>http://deliriousdreams.deviantart.com/journal/21129725/</link>
                <guid isPermaLink="true">http://deliriousdreams.deviantart.com/journal/21129725/</guid>
                <pubDate>Thu, 23 Oct 2008 17:34:07 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ In response to Vonn's journal, which I will commence ownage of ... now:<br /><br />01. Pay for the replacement of my Creative Zen Vision W's screen.<br /><br />02. Buy a 32" flat panel T.V.<br /><br />03. PS3 because I need to play games. Bad.<br /><br />04. The Helio OZ. I want it but it's not out yet <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/frown.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":(" title=":( (Sad)" /><br /><br />05. A new desktop computer with a good enough gaming card to play the Sims 2. I miss that game.<br /><br />06. Games: Heavenly Sword, Assassins Creed, Hitman, Soul Caliber 4, Street Fighter, Mortal Kombat, Theif, and so many more I don't remember them all.<br /><br />07. A ticket to see the Police in concert, as will probably never happen again, whether I have the money or not. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/c/crying.gif" width="20" height="17" alt=":crying:" title="Crying" /><br /><br />08. <a href="http://www.deviantart.com/print/3433239/?forusername=deliriousdreams">[link]</a> I want, it's pretty.<br /><br />09. A new wacom tablet. For my artses.<br /><br />10. A new wool jacket. It will be longer and have a better lining to keep me safe from the chill. And it will be black, 'cause everyone knows that's the warmest color.<br /><br />hmmm.<br /><br />11. Sin City on Blu-ray.<br /><br />12. 5 Dental fillings.<br /><br />13. A couch. My wall looks terribly bare.<br /><br />14. Farouk Chi Ceramic Flat Iron.<br /><br />15. Nintendo DS. So I can waste more time at the office.<br /><br /><br />That's... more than vonn's ten. Let's see if I can do 25 more lists than vonn by the end of december...<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>=deliriousdreams</author>
            </item>
          <item>
                <title>When Plotting To Kill Your Boss...</title>
                <link>http://deliriousdreams.deviantart.com/journal/19810497/</link>
                <guid isPermaLink="true">http://deliriousdreams.deviantart.com/journal/19810497/</guid>
                <pubDate>Wed, 06 Aug 2008 14:26:21 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ ... is not an option, what do you do? <br />I've been thinking about it lately, and all I can think is, there's not enough tea in the world to keep me alive working there another few months. So I'm searching for a new job, and trying to ruin her life the only way possible. Upon turning in my resignation letter, I'll also be sending a copy of a document I wrote (giving detailed reasons why she should be removed from her position as Program Coordinator) to her boss, Employee Grievances, and the State Labor Association. I hope she fries. Then she'll know how all that bacon she crammed down her gullet feels.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>=deliriousdreams</author>
            </item>
          <item>
                <title>Sojourn Return</title>
                <link>http://deliriousdreams.deviantart.com/journal/19319903/</link>
                <guid isPermaLink="true">http://deliriousdreams.deviantart.com/journal/19319903/</guid>
                <pubDate>Thu, 10 Jul 2008 21:41:23 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ About My Sojourn From DA:<br />It's after midnight here, and because I need to keep from killing my boss (and I've been reading the updated TOS and it meets my approval) I'm going to be submitting some writing here again. Only a few pieces of my work, probably fanfiction, and offshoot shorts that don't fit in with the novel, but still, I hope any of you who are still out there enjoy reading. I will make these available in download-able (write protected) pdf's, so no worries, if you want to read on the go, or have limited access to the internet. <br /><br />About My Life In General:<br /><br />Yes, I have gotten a new job. No, I don't like it very much (not because it's hard but because my boss is an idiot). No I'm not going to quit (she's "laying me off" after August). Yes, I am looking for a new job. If anyone would like my resume, or wants to send me job ideas (In the Philadelphia PA area) I'd be glad to receive them. <br /><br />Other than that I'm going great. Tired, but I've had time lately to get some reading and writing done, as well as hanging out with my friends, and getting some much needed space from worrying in general. My dad just bought a house, so I'm in the middle of packing stuff up (chaos! anarchy!) but I'm happy to be moving, even though it means I have to budget my time more stringently than I'd like. And He (if you don't know avoid this last) is coming back at the end of next month! I can't wait <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/d/dance.gif" width="29" height="21" alt=":dance:" title="Dance!" />. Anyway, I hope you're all well. Good night <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/sleep.gif" width="38" height="22" alt=":sleep:" title="Sleep" />.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>=deliriousdreams</author>
            </item>
          <item>
                <title>Fella!</title>
                <link>http://deliriousdreams.deviantart.com/journal/17548950/</link>
                <guid isPermaLink="true">http://deliriousdreams.deviantart.com/journal/17548950/</guid>
                <pubDate>Thu, 27 Mar 2008 21:01:31 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ So the Fella plushie my sister bought me for my birthday came yesterday! He is so great! I'm excited. I'm dancing <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/d/dance.gif" width="29" height="21" alt=":dance:" title="Dance!" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/d/dance.gif" width="29" height="21" alt=":dance:" title="Dance!" /><br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>=deliriousdreams</author>
            </item>
          <item>
                <title>Musical Malpractice V2</title>
                <link>http://deliriousdreams.deviantart.com/journal/15710754/</link>
                <guid isPermaLink="true">http://deliriousdreams.deviantart.com/journal/15710754/</guid>
                <pubDate>Wed, 28 Nov 2007 16:57:30 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Okay, so maybe the first one was good. THIS IS BETTER! <br />
<br />
Rules:<br />
1. Shove everything musical you own into your musical list. Now. Fit it all in there, I know you can. If Ironhide can get a baby in his back seat you can get music in your playlist.<br />
2. Shuffle them up!<br />
3. Click next for every question you see, and post your song!<br />
<br />
<br />
1. You wake up in the morning and get one of those "It's gonna be a _____ day," feelings. What type of day is it going to be?<br />
<b>Bigger Than My Body - John Mayer</b><br />
<br />
2. You hop out of bed, do your chores, get some Jazz, and bop your way to the computer. Good day or bad, it ain't stopping you from enjoying yourself. End of story. What's the best thing to cheer you up/keep you going today?<br />
<b>Tippy Toe - Hikaru Utada</b><br />
<br />
3. After checking your emails, you realize no one you feel like chatting to is on. So you open your wordpad and start thinking about a story. You aren't normally a writer, but what the hell. Let's have fun. What are you going to write about?<br />
<b>Baby It's You - June</b><br />
<br />
4. What's the mood going to be?<br />
<b>Imagin - A Perfect Circle</b><br />
<br />
5. What's your main character going to be like?<br />
<b>Shadowboxer - Fiona Apple</b><br />
<br />
6. If he has an accomplice, what are they going to be like?<br />
<b>On The Run - Yoko Kanno</b><br />
<br />
7. Every story has a conflict. This one is going to be...<br />
<b>Keeping You Warm - Sean Paul</b><br />
<br />
8. Your characters are going to solve it by...<br />
<b>Savior - Nobuo Uematsu</b><br />
<br />
9. Oh jeez. A villian. This guy is galavanting about singing...<br />
<b>Motherless Child - Ghostface Killah</b><br />
<br />
10. Your character saves the day by chatting up a conversation with the guy about...<br />
<b>The Government - Talib Kweli</b><br />
<br />
11. Your hero's friend is in LOVE! What's his girl like?<br />
<b>Too Late - A Train of Thought</b><br />
<br />
12. What's his dream girl like?<br />
<b>Who Cares? - Gnarles Barkley</b><br />
<br />
13. Is the relationship gonna work out?<br />
<b>Ba Bump - Black Eye Peas</b><br />
<br />
14. Hey look! Someone you know signed on. Chat chat chat. What are you chatting about?<br />
<b>Feed The Gods - Rob Zombie</b><br />
<br />
15. It should be a story! Quick! Tell your friend to make their own character. What are they like?<br />
<b>Needles - System of a Down</b><br />
<br />
16. Do your characters get along?<br />
<b>Meltdown - Missy Elliot</b><br />
<br />
17. Oh bejeezus. The television is playing some show you want to watch. It's about...<br />
<b>Push - Matchbox 20</b><br />
<br />
18. You suddenly get another idea for a story. You quickly write it down. The mood is VERY...<br />
<b>Welcome to the Planet Motherfucker - White Zombie</b><br />
<br />
19. You finally stop. You're bored. Instead you go onto fanfiction.net to read about Transformers and their issue with...<br />
<b>Kid Charlemagne - Steely Dan</b><br />
<br />
20. THEN THE RATTLECAT COMES OUT OF NOWHERE AND SAYS GET BACK TO WRITING ABOUT ____<br />
<b>Novermber Has Come - The Gorillaz</b><br />
<br />
You Are All Tagged. If you're reading this you're tagged. If you were linked this you're tagged. If your brother's, best friends, cousin's, uncle Jerry's, hooker friend read this, you've been tagged. Rumor runneth 'round the world while truth crosses the street... or something like that... <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/m/mwahaha.gif" width="29" height="15" alt=":evillaugh:" title="EVIL Laughter!" /><br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>=deliriousdreams</author>
            </item>
          <item>
                <title>Musical Malpractice</title>
                <link>http://deliriousdreams.deviantart.com/journal/15597766/</link>
                <guid isPermaLink="true">http://deliriousdreams.deviantart.com/journal/15597766/</guid>
                <pubDate>Tue, 20 Nov 2007 22:21:54 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Rules:<br />
1. Shove everything musical you own into your musical list. Now. Fit it all in there, I know you can. If Ironhide can get a baby in his back seat you can get music in your playlist.<br />
2. Shuffle them up!<br />
3. Click next for every question you see, and post your song!<br />
<br />
<br />
1. You wake up in the morning and get one of those "It's gonna be a _____ day," feelings. What type of day is it going to be?<br />
Too Much - Elvis<br />
<br />
2. You hop out of bed, do your chores, get some Jazz, and bop your way to the computer. Good day or bad, it ain't stopping you from enjoying yourself. End of story. What's the best thing to cheer you up/keep you going today?<br />
Liscense to kill - Glady's knight - Best of Bond<br />
<br />
3. After checking your emails, you realize no one you feel like chatting to is on. So you open your wordpad and start thinking about a story. You aren't normally a writer, but what the hell. Let's have fun. What are you going to write about?<br />
Swallowed- Bush<br />
<br />
4. What's the mood going to be?<br />
It Just Aint Right - Ne-yo<br />
<br />
5. What's your main character going to be like?<br />
Sincerely - Tsutchie<br />
<br />
6. If he has an accomplice, what are they going to be like?<br />
Up and Away - Dave Matthews<br />
<br />
7. Every story has a conflict. This one is going to be...<br />
Y'all Know Who - The Roots<br />
<br />
8. Your characters are going to solve it by...<br />
Lilac Wine - Nina Simone<br />
<br />
9. Oh jeez. A villian. This guy is galavanting about singing...<br />
Manifest Destiny - Jamiroquai<br />
<br />
10. Your character saves the day by chatting up a conversation with the guy about...<br />
Cash Rulez - Cassidy<br />
<br />
11. Your hero's friend is in LOVE! What's his girl like?<br />
Gimme Shelter - Goo Goo Dolls<br />
<br />
12. What's his dream girl like?<br />
Sunday Morning - Maroon 5<br />
<br />
13. Is the relationship gonna work out?<br />
Electric Relaxation - Kanye West<br />
<br />
14. Hey look! Someone you know signed on. Chat chat chat. What are you chatting about?<br />
All I Want For Christmas Is You - Mariah Carey<br />
<br />
15. It should be a story! Quick! Tell your friend to make their own character. What are they like?<br />
Baby Grand - Billy Joel & Ray Charles<br />
<br />
16. Do your characters get along?<br />
Blueberry Yum Yum - Ludacris<br />
<br />
17. Oh bejeezus. The television is playing some show you want to watch. It's about...<br />
Traffic in the Sky - Jack Johnson<br />
<br />
18. You suddenly get another idea for a story. You quickly write it down. The mood is VERY...<br />
Confusion - New Order<br />
<br />
19. You finally stop. You're bored. Instead you go onto fanfiction.net to read about Transformers and their issue with...<br />
Bitch- Winkler, Zoe<br />
<br />
20. THEN THE RATTLECAT COMES OUT OF NOWHERE AND SAYS GET BACK TO WRITING ABOUT ____<br />
No More Sorrow - Linkin Park<br />
You Are All Tagged. If you're reading this you're tagged. If you were linked this you're tagged. If your brother's best friends cousin's uncle Jerry's hooker friend read this, you've been tagged. Rumor runneth round the world while truth crosses the street... or something like that...<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>=deliriousdreams</author>
            </item>
          <item>
                <title>Tagged</title>
                <link>http://deliriousdreams.deviantart.com/journal/11918456/</link>
                <guid isPermaLink="true">http://deliriousdreams.deviantart.com/journal/11918456/</guid>
                <pubDate>Thu, 22 Feb 2007 08:11:41 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I've been tagged, by the evil twins, Matt matt and von von! <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/shakefist.gif" width="24" height="18" alt=":shakefist:" title="CURSE YOU!" /> So, I guess I shall be doing ten of these little random facts about my bad habbits, or something like that...<br />
<br />
1. I can no longer ride the public transportation without headphones, or some sort of other amusement (book, cell phone, etc) because when I do I often give serious thought to murdering the other patrons who talk on their cell phones really loud, about how they have no minutes and shouldn't be wasting minutes, for more than an hour. I even plan how I'd get rid of the body. And then I catch myself, and I force myself to go to a happy place, where these people are a. already dead, or b. never existed at all. <br />
<br />
2. I can't say no to people. If someone even hints that they need help, I come in, guns blazing (figure of speech) to try and save the day. Even when people would be better off without my help. The compulsion is strong. I can't fight it. Must save the world! Gah!<br />
<br />
3. I sometimes go into my bank, or any bank really, and contemplate the pros and cons of robbing the place. I even start drawing up blue prints in my head, deciding how I'd do it, and how many people I'd need to help me. I've seen Oceans Eleven too many times... I call it over active imagination. My mother calls it, a bad tendency toward the criminally insane...<br />
<br />
4. I am addicted to fanfiction to the point that it may someday ruin my life. I read fanfiction every single. And when I don't, I fiend for it like a crack addict with no money in the middle of the desert. I spend more time on my computer than I do eating every week. <br />
<br />
5. I have no money, and no job, but I still can't help but buy a pair of shoes if I take a fancy to them. I've actually hidden shoes in a department store, so that no one else would be able to buy them because I didn't have any money but I was sure I'd be able to get some soon (from where I have no idea). I walk by a shop window with shoes in it, and I have a fit, complete with drooling, and looking extremely dazed. I love shoes...<br />
<br />
6. I'm not sure I have ten bad habits, so I'm switching to strange habbits... okay? I've always thought it'd be fun to dress up as a dominatrix, but... All that leather just looks too hot... and not in a good way. <br />
<br />
7. I hate to be followed because I've been known to not be aware that I was the leader, and follow someone else in the group, and then we all end up walking out into traffic on a red light, and roadkill is never any fun, especially not when it's you.<br />
<br />
8. Bugger, we're only on eight. cripes matt matt, I hope you're proud of yourself! I've taken to calling my sister's boobs "fun bags" after a House-ism. (House M.D.)<br />
<br />
9. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/w/w00t.gif" width="23" height="23" alt=":w00t:" title="w00t!" /> Nine! I own people. Including the people who just tagged me... And they all gave me permission to own them too! That was back in the good ol' days before... well, before my pants obsession took over and I stopped dusting my people collection...<br />
<br />
10. I... steal pants? You know, not to wear them or anything, just so that I can say that I own such and such or so and so's pants... cause it just sounds cool! I know... in a sort of .... demented way, but... It does! You know you want to start stealing pants now! But you can't because THEY'RE ALL MINE!<br />
<br />
<br />
I... er... tag... ~<a class="u" href="http://passenger-nq.deviantart.com/">passenger-nq</a> because he must suffer ten as I have suffered ten... and ... hmmm... ~<a class="u" href="http://zedman.deviantart.com/">zedman</a> because... just because! And *<a class="u" href="http://foxmaq.deviantart.com/">FoxMaq</a> ~<a class="u" href="http://youkai-hime.deviantart.com/">youkai-hime</a> because teni will definately do it! Why? Because I said so! Please!?<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>=deliriousdreams</author>
            </item>
          <item>
                <title>New Mp3/Mp4 Player!!!</title>
                <link>http://deliriousdreams.deviantart.com/journal/11698589/</link>
                <guid isPermaLink="true">http://deliriousdreams.deviantart.com/journal/11698589/</guid>
                <pubDate>Mon, 05 Feb 2007 14:43:29 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I just got my brand new Creative Zen W digital media player, and it is awesome! Fantastic! I love it. I can't wait for the case I bought to get here so I can lug it around with me (it's fairly big, but smaller than my laptop!). I'm so excited I could burst! <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/d/dance.gif" width="29" height="21" alt=":dance:" title="Dance!" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/d/dance.gif" width="29" height="21" alt=":dance:" title="Dance!" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/boogie.gif" width="25" height="25" alt=":boogie:" title="Boogie!" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/d/dance.gif" width="29" height="21" alt=":dance:" title="Dance!" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/d/dance.gif" width="29" height="21" alt=":dance:" title="Dance!" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/d/dance.gif" width="29" height="21" alt=":dance:" title="Dance!" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/w/w00t.gif" width="23" height="23" alt=":w00t:" title="w00t!" /> ... yeah, I'm really really happy. <br />
<br />
On another note, I had a job interview today with the manager of a cafe, and he said that the people he liked would get a second interview with the owner of the place, and I got one! Will hopefully know if I got the job by next week! Am so keeping my fingers crossed. Everybody think good thoughts in my direction! <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/h/hug.gif" width="38" height="15" alt=":hug:" title="Hug" /><br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>=deliriousdreams</author>
            </item>
          <item>
                <title>New Computer!! :| :)</title>
                <link>http://deliriousdreams.deviantart.com/journal/11258806/</link>
                <guid isPermaLink="true">http://deliriousdreams.deviantart.com/journal/11258806/</guid>
                <pubDate>Wed, 10 Jan 2007 21:07:14 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ So, Circuit City couldn't fix my computer. They couldn't even replace the harddrive. So, as a result they're giving me a $1200 gift card so I can replace my old Averatec tablet with a Toshiba Satelite tablet pc, that has a whole bunch of new stuff and old stuff my old tablet didn't have. All I have to do is pay the extra $150 fee for it, and most of that's a mail in rebate anyway. Plus my extended warranty covers the new computer for the next two years, after the manufacturers warranty runs out. This is going to be extremely cool! I can't wait to get it!<br />
<br />
Edit:<br />
<br />
So I went to Circuit City Last night to get my new computer, and they told me the stupid gift card they sent me has nothing on it. So when I got home I called their Customer Service line and they said the card must be defective because there is indeed the full amount I'm owed on the card. So today I'm supposed to go back to the store and have them call customer service and have them sort it out. I am so mad.<br />
<br />
Edit Mach II:<br />
<br />
Well, I got the new computer, it's quite a bit bigger than what I would have liked, but it works, and that's what really counts. Slight problems at the store, but they were all to do with what to do when the card wouldn't read, and they figured it out, so Atriel is happy. I got a 15.4'' Toshiba Satellite Widescreen Notebook PC (A105-S4384), which is a pretty damn cool computer. Kind of heavy, but not overly so. Will update once I've played with it some more.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>=deliriousdreams</author>
            </item>
          <item>
                <title>New MSN Account &amp; Others</title>
                <link>http://deliriousdreams.deviantart.com/journal/11081846/</link>
                <guid isPermaLink="true">http://deliriousdreams.deviantart.com/journal/11081846/</guid>
                <pubDate>Sat, 16 Dec 2006 09:01:22 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Well, as some of you may know, my computer died last week. I've sent it off to either be repaired or replaced, but for all intents and purposes it is gone. As a result, i've decided to change my msn email account. I will no longer be using the old one (xen112@hotmail.com). It served it's purpose, and has become nothing more than a junk email. I've cut my ties with it. The new one is Xalianne@hotmail.com. I thought you ought to know so that if I add you to my new messenger you won't be freaked out or worried. <br />
<br />
In other news, I am looking for a job. A job in publishing, or retail, I'll take either. If you have any suggestions, or see any offers you think I may like, please feel free to send them to my new email, or note me about them.<br />
<br />
These offers should be:<br />
<br />
In the Philadelphia, Pennsylvania area.<br />
Entry level, or training available.<br />
With a minimum pay of $7.00 and hour.<br />
<br />
Any help is greatly appreciated. Thank you.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>=deliriousdreams</author>
            </item>
          <item>
                <title>Happy New Year!</title>
                <link>http://deliriousdreams.deviantart.com/journal/10567849/</link>
                <guid isPermaLink="true">http://deliriousdreams.deviantart.com/journal/10567849/</guid>
                <pubDate>Tue, 31 Oct 2006 07:27:34 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <b>Kissed someone on your top friends<br />
Ever told a liar</b><br />
Video taped yourself having sex<br />
Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back<br />
Been arrested<br />
<b>Kissed a picture<br />
Slept in until 5 PM<br />
Fallen asleep at school<br />
Held a snake</b><br />
Ran a red light<br />
<b>Been suspended from school</b><br />
Totaled your car/motorbike in an accident<br />
<b>Sang karaoke<br />
Done something you told yourself you wouldn't</b><br />
Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose<br />
<b>Caught a snowflake on your tongue</b><br />
Kissed in the rain<br />
<b>Sang in the shower<br />
Gave your private parts a nickname (someone else did, actually)<br />
Sat on a roof top<br />
Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on<br />
Broken a bone</b><br />
Shaved your head<br />
<b>Slept naked</b><br />
Blacked out from drinking<br />
<b>Played a prank on someone<br />
Had a gym membership<br />
Felt like killing someone<br />
Made a girlfriend/boyfriend cry<br />
Cried over someone you were in love with</b><br />
Had Mexican jumping beans for pets<br />
Shot a gun<br />
Tripped on mushrooms<br />
<b>Donated Blood<br />
Eaten cheesecake<br />
Still like someone you shouldn't</b><br />
Have a tattoo<br />
<b>Crossed your eyes<br />
Mixed a cocktail<br />
Read Shakespeare</b><br />
Lived in another country<br />
<b>Tied a cherry stalk (or similar) with your tongue<br />
Played a violin<br />
Lied to get out of work</b><br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>=deliriousdreams</author>
            </item>
          <item>
                <title>I pwn you!</title>
                <link>http://deliriousdreams.deviantart.com/journal/9555438/</link>
                <guid isPermaLink="true">http://deliriousdreams.deviantart.com/journal/9555438/</guid>
                <pubDate>Mon, 31 Jul 2006 14:33:30 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <b>Quote of the Day</b><br />
~ He's back in my good books, but I've written his name in pencil ~<br />
	-Atriel<br /><br />-------INTRODUCTION<br />
Name: Delirious Fastidious Dreams<br />
Birthdate: ha. like that's a word.<br />
Birthplace: . err... the deep south?<br />
Eye Color: brown<br />
Hair Color: dark brown, and some red.<br />
Piercings: two<br />
Tatoos: None<br />
Boyfriend/Girlfriend: he dumped me. :blankstare:<br />
<br />
--------FAVORITES<br />
Food: watermellon<br />
Candy: sour patch kidds. and fruit snacks.<br />
Color: blue<br />
Animal: wolfies<br />
Drink: pepsi<br />
Alcohol Drink: rum<br />
<br />
---------THIS OR THAT<br />
Pepsi or Coke: pepsi<br />
McDonalds or BurgerKing: burger king (the lesser of two evils)<br />
Strawberry or Watermelon: Watermelon<br />
Chocolate or Vanilla: vanilla<br />
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: Coffee<br />
Kiss or Hug: hugs and kisses. and more<br />
Dog or Cat: both, in a bitch fight to make me feel important.<br />
Rap or Punk: neither<br />
Summer or Winter: summer, despite the heat<br />
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: comedy<br />
Love or Money: MONEY got fifty bucks?<br />
<br />
----------YOUR....<br />
Bedtime: ha. like that's a word.<br />
Most Missed Memory: Isaiah<br />
Best phyiscal feature: what are you talking about. Can't you see that I am all fabulous!<br />
First Thought Waking Up: not a place on his body I wouldn't put my tongue!<br />
Goal for this year:  money.<br />
Best Friends: ha. what are those?<br />
Weakness: not tellin'! (sour sugar, sour sugar!)<br />
Fears: that I will never have sex. again. <br />
<br />
----------HAVE YOU....<br />
Ever Drank: Yeah <br />
Ever Smoked: nope<br />
Ever been Drunk: ... define drunk?<br />
Ever been beaten up: you gotta meet my parents.<br />
Ever beaten someone up: does alex count?<br />
Ever Kissed Opposite Gender: Yeah<br />
Been Dumped Lately: yeah...<br />
<br />
------------WHAT YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL<br />
Favorite Eye Color: Green or brown or grey<br />
Favorite Hair Color: er... I dunno.<br />
Short or Long: as long as it's fabulous and clean, doesn't matter.<br />
Height: Talll. so tall. more to love.<br />
Looks or Personality: I'm shallow.<br />
Hot or Cute: hot and cute.<br />
Drugs and Alcohol: alcohol.<br />
Muscular or Really Skinny: think and slightly muscular.<br />
Body Part: I don't think that I can say that.<br />
<br />
-----------RANDOMS<br />
What country do you want to Visit: Japan. and... hmmm... brazil. the good parts.<br />
Been to the Mall Lately: er... not really.<br />
Do you like Thunderstorms: yes<br />
Get along with your Parents: ha.<br />
Health Freak: no.<br />
Do you think your Attractive: I'm fabulous.<br />
Believe in Yourself: no one else will.<br />
Want to go to College: in.<br />
Do you Smoke: nope. waste of money.<br />
Do you Drink: yes<br />
Shower Daily: Yes<br />
Been in Love: Yeah<br />
Do you Sing: maybe.<br />
Want to get Married: Definately<br />
Do you want Children: Yeah<br />
Have your future kids names: yeah<br />
Age you wanna lose your Virginity: ...<br />
Hate anyone: not particulalry.<br /><br />"After all, Hades never told Persephone, Dearest, be ready, Im coming around.. oh.. noon, to kidnap you. Hades was a smart chap, wasnt he?" ~Abduction ]]></description>
                <author>=deliriousdreams</author>
            </item>
          <item>
                <title>Home Again Home Again, Jiggity Jig?</title>
                <link>http://deliriousdreams.deviantart.com/journal/8741478/</link>
                <guid isPermaLink="true">http://deliriousdreams.deviantart.com/journal/8741478/</guid>
                <pubDate>Thu, 11 May 2006 18:38:55 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <b>Quote of the Day</b><br />
~ He's back in my good books, but I've written his name in pencil ~<br />
	-Atriel<br /><br /><strong>Mood</strong>: <img style="vertical-align: middle" src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/l/love.gif" alt="Loved" title="Loved" /> Mellow<br /><strong>Listening to</strong>: The Harry Potter Theme Song<br /><strong>Reading</strong>: Polgara The Sorceress<br /><strong>Watching</strong>: Waiting<br /><br />So, Sunday's the big day when I get on the plane and fly back home to stay with my parent's over the summer. Hopefully get a job, spend a few weeks at my friends beach house. The bad news is that I won't be on here as much anymore, because the internet situation at home is sucky, and my wireless isn't working right now. However, I am not gone completely, and will continue to come here, check messages and chew the fat in the shoutbox with all of my best friends from da. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/batty.gif" width="19" height="18" alt=":batty:" title="Batty" /><br /><br />"After all, Hades never told Persephone, Dearest, be ready, Im coming around.. oh.. noon, to kidnap you. Hades was a smart chap, wasnt he?" ~Abduction ]]></description>
                <author>=deliriousdreams</author>
            </item>
          <item>
                <title>In My Big Brother's Clothes</title>
                <link>http://deliriousdreams.deviantart.com/journal/8722117/</link>
                <guid isPermaLink="true">http://deliriousdreams.deviantart.com/journal/8722117/</guid>
                <pubDate>Tue, 09 May 2006 15:26:30 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <b>Quote of the Day</b><br />
~ He's back in my good books, but I've written his name in pencil ~<br />
	-Atriel<br /><br /><strong>Mood</strong>: <img style="vertical-align: middle" src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/l/love.gif" alt="Loved" title="Loved" /> Mellow<br /><strong>Listening to</strong>: The Harry Potter Theme Song<br /><strong>Reading</strong>: Polgara The Sorceress<br /><strong>Watching</strong>: Waiting<br /><br />            In an apartment, looking down on a brick bespeckled street there sat a girl, on her knees, leaning against the sill of a bay window, her cheek rested on the headboard of her brothers bed as she watched  the mail man drop mail into Ms. Dulcets box before walking back to his truck. <br />
            His apartment was small, squareish, and blank. It smelled like him, his clothes and things strewn about every available surface. He was at work where he'd be all day until one when he came back to fix her lunch, before leaving again quickly to make it to his next class at CCP.<br />
            His dresser was one of the better kept pieces of secondhand furniture in the apartment, the place where her few articles of clothing were folded and put away, and where hardly any of his clothes ever went. The rest of his apartment was cluttered with books, some of which were for classes, and some he'd bought to read during his spare time, which was increasingly hard to come by since hed taken custody of her six months ago. <br />
	When her parents died he hadnt had any choice, their father was dead, and her mother with him. His mother was in the hospital, and Danae didnt have any other relatives to take her in. It was a constant challenge, as it was hed have to rush home from work at 1:00 to fix her lunch before rushing off to his next class, and she doubted hed be able to take her trick or treating even though it was Saturday. She kicked at some of the piles on the floor, lip protruding in loneliness and boredom. Suddenly she was struck with a slightly mischievous idea.<br />
            She grabbed up one of his shirts, a dark blue one, and a pair of his baggy jeans, a belt, and a pair of her own old, scuffed and slightly ragged sneakers of a patchy dingy brown color, since his obviously wouldnt stay on. Pulling all of the too-big garments onto her 9 year old frame, she looked at herself in the mirror, tied her hair up in a messy bun, and pulled on one of his caps.<br />
            Then, sneakers tied, and belt secured, she grabbed the spare key that hung on the hook by the door, and walked out of the apartment, down the stairs and out the front door.On the street she ran her hand along the bricks of the other houses on her street, skipping ever now and again, and waving at some of the neighbors she saw along the way. A jack-o-lantern winked at her from the lamppost at the end of her street. There were kids out trick-or-treating, even though it was only 12:30, but for the most part she paid them no mind as she entered the deli at the end of the block. A volley of giggles met the greeting of the owner as Danae seated herself on a bar stool, and carefully adjusted her oversized garments. <br />
            Why hello, Dave! Fancy seeing you at this time of day. Mr. Jonas said as he ran a wet rag down the counter, and to which a volley if giggles replied,<br />
            I'm not Dave! Danae, Mr. Jackson, Im Danae! she exclaimed through her giggles. His reply made her laugh harder. He nodded and smiled. <br />
            I know, Dave, don't worry, I'll make Danae a sandwich.<br />
            Good. I want pickles and that holey cheese! And bologna, with mustard.<br />
            Sure you do Dave. It's coming right up. Danae giggled some more seating herself on a bar stool, her legs swinging wildly.<br />
 Daves entrance was signaled by the ringing of the bell over the deli door when he arrived about ten minutes later, only to find Danae sitting there, legs still swinging as she smiled and ate her lunch. Not to mention, wearing his clothes. He cocked his head to one side, stared for several moments, and then took a seat beside her, tapping her lightly on the head. She spun around in surprise, caught sight of the look on his face, burst out laughing, and held out her arms. He hugged her, ruffled her hair, flicked the loose sleeve of the t-shirt she was wearing.<br />
 and quirked an inquiring eyebrow at her. She laughed some more.<br />
	Whats with the outfit? he asked. She pushed off the counter, spinning around on her stool, and while her back was turned he took the opportunity to steal some of her chips.  <br />
            Its Halloween, silly. She said pushing off again to keep up momentum, Im you! he nodded in response. The both laughed when Mr. Jonas turned to find both of them staring at him in identical fashion. He grabbed his heart in a display of playful dramatization before taking the $5 off the counter and going to the till for change. D... ]]></description>
                <author>=deliriousdreams</author>
            </item>
          <item>
                <title>Once In A Life Time!!!</title>
                <link>http://deliriousdreams.deviantart.com/journal/8362225/</link>
                <guid isPermaLink="true">http://deliriousdreams.deviantart.com/journal/8362225/</guid>
                <pubDate>Tue, 04 Apr 2006 09:39:41 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <b>Quote of the Day</b><br />
~ He's back in my good books, but I've written his name in pencil ~<br />
	-Atriel<br /><br /><strong>Mood</strong>: <img style="vertical-align: middle" src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/l/love.gif" alt="Loved" title="Loved" /> Mellow<br /><strong>Listening to</strong>: Papercut - Linkin Park<br /><strong>Reading</strong>: Polgara The Sorceress<br /><strong>Watching</strong>: Waiting<br /><br />On Wednesday, April 5, 2006, at two minutes and three seconds after 1:00 AM in the morning, the time and date will be<br />
<br />
<br />
01:02:03 04/05/06<br />
<br />
This will never happen again in your life time.<br /><br />I got thrown out of a bar in New York City.<br />
Now, when I say, "I got thrown out of a bar" <br />
I don't mean somebody asked me to leave,<br />
and we walked to the door together,<br />
and I said "By everybody I gotta go"<br />
6 Bouncers hurled me out of a nightclub <br />
like I was a frisby.<br />
For wearin' a hat. I walk into a bar with a hat on<br />
this guy got real pissed, he goes, "Take off the hat!"<br />
I'm like, "What's the deal?" He goes, "I'll tell ya what the deal is, Fags people in this area wear hats, we're tryin t' keep 'em outta our club."<br />
So I go, "oh. really? Cause the only way we can tell down south is if they got their hair cut like yours." And he got all pissed. But he walked away, and I took the hat off. Later on, I was a little drunk and I forgot. You ever forget? Happened to me. And he comes back up and pokes two fingers in my chest and says your outta here, and I go, "I don't think so, Scooter."<br />
Now I'm between six one and six 5 depending on what convenience store I walk out of, and they hurled me. Then they tried to square off in the parking lot, and I back down from the fight, 'cause I didn't know how many of 'em it would take to whip my ass, but I knew <br />
how many of 'em they was gonna use, and that's a handy little piece of information. <br />
They wanted me to pay for a chair we broke on the way out, and I refused so they called the cops, and the officer tells me, "Sir you are under arrest for being drunk in public."<br />
<br />
so I go, "I was drunk in the bar. They hurled me out of the bar, and into public. I didn't want to be drunk in public, I wanted to be drunk in the bar, which is perfectly legal. Arrest them."<br />
<br />
They pulled up my arrest record. And wasn't that some good news. Now, I told you that story so I could tell ya this one.<br />
<br />
When I was younger, I was arrest for being "Drunk in public", Notice the pattern, even though it was bogus, cause they were stoppin' everyone drivin' down that stretch of sidewalk, and that's profilin'. And the arresting officer, who I had known literally my entire life, I mean he lived four doors down from me in a town of less than 600 people. Believe me, we've meant. And he asks me, "sir, do you have an alias'?" And I answered, being a smart ass that, "Yeah, They call me ... 'Tater salad."<br />
<br />
So, Back in New York, they pulled up my arrest record, and the cop says to me, "Are you, Ron 'Tater salad' White?" And I of course, answered, "You caught me, You can take down the road blocks now, you've caught the tater. I call my son Tatertot."<br />
<br />
~Ron White "Blue Collar Comedy Tour" ]]></description>
                <author>=deliriousdreams</author>
            </item>
          <item>
                <title>Collecting Electronic Gadgets... and I'm Back</title>
                <link>http://deliriousdreams.deviantart.com/journal/8257245/</link>
                <guid isPermaLink="true">http://deliriousdreams.deviantart.com/journal/8257245/</guid>
                <pubDate>Fri, 24 Mar 2006 15:52:22 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <b>Quote of the Day</b><br />
~ He's back in my good books, but I've written his name in pencil ~<br />
	-Atriel<br /><br /><strong>Mood</strong>: <img style="vertical-align: middle" src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/l/love.gif" alt="Loved" title="Loved" /> Mellow<br /><strong>Listening to</strong>: Papercut - Linkin Park<br /><strong>Reading</strong>: Polgara The Sorceress<br /><strong>Watching</strong>: Waiting<br /><br />Well, got back from spring break which was cool. Went bought stuff I needed, got several pieces of jewelery, and <a href="http://www.creative.com/products/product.asp?category=213&subcategory=214&amp">[link]</a><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/w/winkrazz.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=";p" title="Wink/Razz" />roduct=14259 <<< that. I love it, it's great. Everyone should have one! I've backed up all my pics music and writing on this baby! (it was a late birthday present from my dad and my sister) So this year for christmas I think I'll ask for a digital camera, and then my arsenal of portable electronic gadgets will be complete! Well, maybe not, but I'll have three things I always wanted (Tablet Notebook PC, MP3 Player, Digital Camera). And I've got a cell, so as soon as I get that camera I can take over the world! ... well... yeah....<br /><br />I got thrown out of a bar in New York City.<br />
Now, when I say, "I got thrown out of a bar" <br />
I don't mean somebody asked me to leave,<br />
and we walked to the door together,<br />
and I said "By everybody I gotta go"<br />
6 Bouncers hurled me out of a nightclub <br />
like I was a frisby.<br />
For wearin' a hat. I walk into a bar with a hat on<br />
this guy got real pissed, he goes, "Take off the hat!"<br />
I'm like, "What's the deal?" He goes, "I'll tell ya what the deal is, Fags people in this area wear hats, we're tryin t' keep 'em outta our club."<br />
So I go, "oh. really? Cause the only way we can tell down south is if they got their hair cut like yours." And he got all pissed. But he walked away, and I took the hat off. Later on, I was a little drunk and I forgot. You ever forget? Happened to me. And he comes back up and pokes two fingers in my chest and says your outta here, and I go, "I don't think so, Scooter."<br />
Now I'm between six one and six 5 depending on what convenience store I walk out of, and they hurled me. Then they tried to square off in the parking lot, and I back down from the fight, 'cause I didn't know how many of 'em it would take to whip my ass, but I knew <br />
how many of 'em they was gonna use, and that's a handy little piece of information. <br />
They wanted me to pay for a chair we broke on the way out, and I refused so they called the cops, and the officer tells me, "Sir you are under arrest for being drunk in public."<br />
<br />
so I go, "I was drunk in the bar. They hurled me out of the bar, and into public. I didn't want to be drunk in public, I wanted to be drunk in the bar, which is perfectly legal. Arrest them."<br />
<br />
They pulled up my arrest record. And wasn't that some good news. Now, I told you that story so I could tell ya this one.<br />
<br />
When I was younger, I was arrest for being "Drunk in public", Notice the pattern, even though it was bogus, cause they were stoppin' everyone drivin' down that stretch of sidewalk, and that's profilin'. And the arresting officer, who I had known literally my entire life, I mean he lived four doors down from me in a town of less than 600 people. Believe me, we've meant. And he asks me, "sir, do you have an alias'?" And I answered, being a smart ass that, "Yeah, They call me ... 'Tater salad."<br />
<br />
So, Back in New York, they pulled up my arrest record, and the cop says to me, "Are you, Ron 'Tater salad' White?" And I of course, answered, "You caught me, You can take down the road blocks now, you've caught the tater. I call my son Tatertot."<br />
<br />
~Ron White "Blue Collar Comedy Tour" ]]></description>
                <author>=deliriousdreams</author>
            </item>
          <item>
                <title>Gone Fishin'</title>
                <link>http://deliriousdreams.deviantart.com/journal/8193043/</link>
                <guid isPermaLink="true">http://deliriousdreams.deviantart.com/journal/8193043/</guid>
                <pubDate>Fri, 17 Mar 2006 22:16:10 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <b>Quote of the Day</b><br />
~ He's back in my good books, but I've written his name in pencil ~<br />
	-Atriel<br /><br /><strong>Mood</strong>: <img style="vertical-align: middle" src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/l/love.gif" alt="Loved" title="Loved" /> Mellow<br /><strong>Listening to</strong>: Express Yourself<br /><strong>Reading</strong>: Polgara The Sorceress<br /><strong>Watching</strong>: House<br /><br />So, I'm going home tomorrow afternoon, won't be back til next sunday, might be online, might not be, but anyway, hope everyone had a wonderful St. Patrick's day. Gonna go to bed now, so I can sleep before I have to wake up in the morning to go turn in my Yoga Log for class. See everybody later. I love all my loyal readers! <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/k/kiss.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":kiss:" title="Kiss" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/h/hug.gif" width="38" height="15" alt=":hug:" title="Hug" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/l/love.gif" width="23" height="16" alt=":love:" title="Love" /> and I'm out.<br /><br />I got thrown out of a bar in New York City.<br />
Now, when I say, "I got thrown out of a bar" <br />
I don't mean somebody asked me to leave,<br />
and we walked to the door together,<br />
and I said "By everybody I gotta go"<br />
6 Bouncers hurled me out of a nightclub <br />
like I was a frisby.<br />
For wearin' a hat. I walk into a bar with a hat on<br />
this guy got real pissed, he goes, "Take off the hat!"<br />
I'm like, "What's the deal?" He goes, "I'll tell ya what the deal is, Fags people in this area wear hats, we're tryin t' keep 'em outta our club."<br />
So I go, "oh. really? Cause the only way we can tell down south is if they got their hair cut like yours." And he got all pissed. But he walked away, and I took the hat off. Later on, I was a little drunk and I forgot. You ever forget? Happened to me. And he comes back up and pokes two fingers in my chest and says your outta here, and I go, "I don't think so, Scooter."<br />
Now I'm between six one and six 5 depending on what convenience store I walk out of, and they hurled me. Then they tried to square off in the parking lot, and I back down from the fight, 'cause I didn't know how many of 'em it would take to whip my ass, but I knew <br />
how many of 'em they was gonna use, and that's a handy little piece of information. <br />
They wanted me to pay for a chair we broke on the way out, and I refused so they called the cops, and the officer tells me, "Sir you are under arrest for being drunk in public."<br />
<br />
so I go, "I was drunk in the bar. They hurled me out of the bar, and into public. I didn't want to be drunk in public, I wanted to be drunk in the bar, which is perfectly legal. Arrest them."<br />
<br />
They pulled up my arrest record. And wasn't that some good news. Now, I told you that story so I could tell ya this one.<br />
<br />
When I was younger, I was arrest for being "Drunk in public", Notice the pattern, even though it was bogus, cause they were stoppin' everyone drivin' down that stretch of sidewalk, and that's profilin'. And the arresting officer, who I had known literally my entire life, I mean he lived four doors down from me in a town of less than 600 people. Believe me, we've meant. And he asks me, "sir, do you have an alias'?" And I answered, being a smart ass that, "Yeah, They call me ... 'Tater salad."<br />
<br />
So, Back in New York, they pulled up my arrest record, and the cop says to me, "Are you, Ron 'Tater salad' White?" And I of course, answered, "You caught me, You can take down the road blocks now, you've caught the tater. I call my son Tatertot."<br />
<br />
~Ron White "Blue Collar Comedy Tour" ]]></description>
                <author>=deliriousdreams</author>
            </item>
          <item>
                <title>I Walked out With Green Goggles...</title>
                <link>http://deliriousdreams.deviantart.com/journal/8132584/</link>
                <guid isPermaLink="true">http://deliriousdreams.deviantart.com/journal/8132584/</guid>
                <pubDate>Sat, 11 Mar 2006 16:47:29 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <b>Quote of the Day</b><br />
~ He's back in my good books, but I've written his name in pencil ~<br />
	-Atriel<br /><br /><strong>Mood</strong>: <img style="vertical-align: middle" src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/l/love.gif" alt="Loved" title="Loved" /> Mellow<br /><strong>Listening to</strong>: Yakity Yak - The Coasters<br /><strong>Reading</strong>: Polgara The Sorceress<br /><strong>Watching</strong>: VH1's Top 100 Toys.<br /><br />I've been watching VH1's Top 100 Toys of All Time. I have owned, and still have about 90 of the top 100. I was such a spoiled child. <br />
<br />
In other news. I passed my yoga midterm with minimal effort, and maximum profit. I did good. And I know this even though I haven't seen the grade yet.<br />
<br />
I slept horrible last night. And to top it all off. I got a phone call at 5 in the morning, and my best friend informed me that my sister was "missing". My mother woke up and she wasn't in the bed, and she freaked and called everyone we knew asking if anyone had seen or heard from her. Needless to say, I was worried. I got a call fifteen minutes before my midterm to tell me she was okay, and had gotten up early, (after working until about 1:30 a.m. or so) to go back to work and put the order away. And she didn't tell my mother. <br />
<br />
I'm tired. My feet hurt from walking around trying to find a check cashing place that's open saturday, and I was stupid enough to wear flip flops cause it was nice out. And as soon as I walked outside, (in my green shirt because I was in a t-shirt mood, and what do I see? Everyone on the block is wearing green. And I'm all like, "isn't saint patricks day next week" but after I watched a guy in leprechauns clothes walk past I realized that something must be up (yes, I checked the date first) and after about fifteen minutes I realized that today was the Saint Patricks day parade. It was crowded, and apparently this particular t-shirt looks really good on me, because I got a whistle, two comments, and a date offer. It was kind of crazy.<br />
<br />
Gotta finish writing a twenty page minimum Parody story of "The Nose" by Nikolai Gogol. By thursday. And I gotta study for my math midterm, and finish my yoga journal to turn in by next saturday. Plus go to four events for "Story Week" at my school. I'm not going to have any free time this week. Sucks for me.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>=deliriousdreams</author>
            </item>
          <item>
                <title>Peapod, Drunkeness, and Birthdays.</title>
                <link>http://deliriousdreams.deviantart.com/journal/8102279/</link>
                <guid isPermaLink="true">http://deliriousdreams.deviantart.com/journal/8102279/</guid>
                <pubDate>Wed, 08 Mar 2006 11:21:21 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <b>Quote of the Day</b><br />
~ He's back in my good books, but I've written his name in pencil ~<br />
	-Atriel<br /><br /><strong>Mood</strong>: <img style="vertical-align: middle" src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/l/love.gif" alt="Loved" title="Loved" /> Mellow<br /><strong>Listening to</strong>: Wonderwall<br /><strong>Reading</strong>: Polgara The Sorceress<br /><strong>Watching</strong>: Gone in 60 Seconds<br /><br />Yesterday was my birthday. I went ice skating for the first time, and then, at the late birthday wishes of my family, and the urgings of some of my friends, went out with my friend Jonathan and his friend to a club, so that they could buy me drinks. We dance, we laughed. I got hit on. By men and women alike. Jonathans friend tried to cop a feel and Jonathan took me home around 3:30 am. So, it was fun. I laughed, I partied, and now I'm going back to sleep, as it's about 4 hours til class.<br />
<br />
Oh, and then Peapod, the grocery delivery service, woke me up this mornin around 10:30. I wanted to shake my fist at the guy, but I knew it wasn't his fault. So I went down, and let him in. As soon as he left, I collapsed on my couch and I haven't moved since.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>=deliriousdreams</author>
            </item>
          <item>
                <title>It's always the toilet...</title>
                <link>http://deliriousdreams.deviantart.com/journal/8081800/</link>
                <guid isPermaLink="true">http://deliriousdreams.deviantart.com/journal/8081800/</guid>
                <pubDate>Mon, 06 Mar 2006 08:32:06 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <b>Quote of the Day</b><br />
~ He's back in my good books, but I've written his name in pencil ~<br />
	-Atriel<br /><br /><strong>Mood</strong>: <img style="vertical-align: middle" src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/t/threaten.gif" alt="Intimidating" title="Intimidating" /> Anger<br /><strong>Listening to</strong>: Wonderwall<br /><strong>Reading</strong>: Yoga the Iyengar Way<br /><strong>Watching</strong>: Mash<br /><br />Well, the ceramic lid on the back of my toilet is broken. I woke up went to relieve myself, and walked into a mess of shattered ceramic in nothing but my effing socks. I don't know who's gonna pay for this, but it's not me. I haven't even touched that toilet, and my roommate I think was here and didn't do anything about it, try to clean it up, call maintenance. etc etc. This blows. WTF?<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>=deliriousdreams</author>
            </item>
          <item>
                <title>Devious Journal Entry</title>
                <link>http://deliriousdreams.deviantart.com/journal/8011418/</link>
                <guid isPermaLink="true">http://deliriousdreams.deviantart.com/journal/8011418/</guid>
                <pubDate>Sun, 26 Feb 2006 18:52:04 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <b>Quote of the Day</b><br />
~ He's back in my good books, but I've written his name in pencil ~<br />
	-Atriel<br /><br /><strong>Mood</strong>: <img style="vertical-align: middle" src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/t/threaten.gif" alt="Intimidating" title="Intimidating" /> *raises eyebrow*<br /><strong>Listening to</strong>: Lime in the Coconut<br /><strong>Reading</strong>: The Great Book Of Amber<br /><strong>Watching</strong>: Beverly Hills Cop II<br /><br />Well, I just went out and blew 30 bucks I didn't really have on a 25 foot ethernet cable so that I could use my computer at my desk instead of on the floor in my bedroom. (Had to route the cable through the wall, which is why I needed suck a long one) However, I do have internet service, even though my wireless is acting up. That's the good news.<br />
<br />
Yoga, and tai chi are kicking my ass.<br />
It hurts to move my arms.<br />
I can't sleep because I'm effing crazy.<br />
I have like six books I need to be reading, and no time to read all of them, so I have to choose which one to go with.<br />
I have homework to do. lots of it.<br />
And I am slowly starving to death, as I only have bread and popcorn for sustenance.<br />
<br />
It's been a shitty week, but my birthday is only 9 days hence! YAY! <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/d/dance.gif" width="29" height="21" alt=":dance:" title="Dance!" /> I can't wait to go home for spring break.<br />
<br />
<br />
In other notes, I've got 20,000 shouts. YAY! :woot:<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>=deliriousdreams</author>
            </item>
          <item>
                <title>That F***ER!</title>
                <link>http://deliriousdreams.deviantart.com/journal/7846004/</link>
                <guid isPermaLink="true">http://deliriousdreams.deviantart.com/journal/7846004/</guid>
                <pubDate>Thu, 09 Feb 2006 11:31:58 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <b>Quote of the Day</b><br />
~ If you were a snowflake I'd catch you in my mouth ~<br />
	-Erica<br /><br /><strong>Mood</strong>: <img style="vertical-align: middle" src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/t/threaten.gif" alt="Intimidating" title="Intimidating" /> *raises eyebrow*<br /><strong>Listening to</strong>: Spanish Guitar - Los Lobos<br /><strong>Reading</strong>: The Great Book Of Amber<br /><strong>Watching</strong>: The Italian Job<br /><br />I got tagged twice during my ahh... extended absense, for health of my grade point average, and I suggest you get in a comfy chair because I'm doing it all in one go.<br />
<br />
1. WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR KITCHEN PLATES?<br />
Green and Brown.<br />
<br />
2. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW?<br />
See Above.<br />
<br />
3. WHAT IS ON YOUR MOUSE PAD?<br />
It's silver.<br />
<br />
4. YOUR FAVOURITE BOARD GAME?<br />
Monopoly. Chutes and Ladders. I dunno. Haven't played in years. Maybe Clue.<br />
<br />
5. LEAST FAVORITE SMELL?<br />
Mildew. Or... I dunno. Tea Tree oil. Kerosine. Gas?<br />
<br />
6. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF IN THE MORNING?<br />
Bloody Hell. Who the F*** is Mike? and why is he giving out my phone number?<br />
<br />
7. FAVORITE COLOR:<br />
black, blue, gray, ...<br />
<br />
8. LEAST FAVORITE COLOR:<br />
Brown.<br />
<br />
9. HOW MANY RINGS until YOU ANSWER THE PHONE?<br />
I wait until my phone has sung the complete corus of it's current ringtone, and then I answer if I know the number.<br />
<br />
10. FUTURE CHILD'S NAME:<br />
Danae and Isaiah. Got it all planned out.<br />
<br />
11. CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA?<br />
Chocolate and vanilla. on pancakes...<br />
<br />
12. DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE FAST?<br />
Sure. That's why I want a motorcycle. Duh!<br />
<br />
13. Do you SLEEP WITH A STUFFED ANIMAL?<br />
er... Yes. but only because I promised Kayla I'd sleep with the stupid teddy bear she gave me.<br />
<br />
14. DO YOU LIKE THUNDERSTORMS?<br />
yeah sure... why not.<br />
<br />
15. WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST CAR?<br />
I dunno. Hasn't happened yet.<br />
<br />
16. WHAT IS YOUR SIGN?<br />
Pices.<br />
<br />
17. DO YOU EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI?<br />
yeah. when I'm feeling motivated.<br />
<br />
18. IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB WHAT WOULD IT BE?<br />
I'd be David Eddings publisher and Editor so I could tell him his new series sucks and he's falling off. I'd be Donald Trumps Barber. Ten g's every time he gets a hair cut. And all I really have to do is do the comb over.<br />
<br />
19. IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY COLOR HAIR WHAT WOULD IT BE?<br />
Bright Flaming Oranger. or dark dark blue so you could only tell in the sunlight. No, I really like my chocolate brown hair.<br />
<br />
20. IS THE GLASS HALF FULL OR HALF EMPTY?<br />
I don't really care as long as I get to drink it.<br />
<br />
21. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE MOVIE?<br />
I don't got one. Next Question. (The Italian Job atm)<br />
<br />
22. DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS?<br />
no. there's a right key?<br />
<br />
23. WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED?<br />
pieces of my bed. my shoes. Trash...<br />
<br />
24. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE NUMBER?<br />
42<br />
<br />
25. FAVORITE SPORTS TO WATCH?<br />
most of them.<br />
<br />
26. YOUR SINGLE BIGGEST INTENSE PAIN?<br />
I don't really remember. I think I blocked it out.<br />
<br />
27. PERSON MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND?<br />
there are people actually reading this?<br />
<br />
28. PERSON YOU SENT THIS TO WHO IS LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND?<br />
ha... see above.<br />
<br />
29. KETCHUP OR MUSTARD?<br />
ketchup, or hot mustard.<br />
<br />
31 BURGER OR HOTDOG?<br />
burger <br />
<br />
32. FAVORITE SEASON?<br />
summer. Love them two pieces.<br />
<br />
33. THE BEST PLACE YOU HAVE EVER BEEN?<br />
Miami. I dunno. They pretty much look the same. (I've never been to miami)<br />
<br />
34. WHAT IS YOUR SCREEN SAVER?<br />
all my fav pics from da. Slide show. you get the picture.<br />
<br />
35. What is your favorite fast food place?<br />
... I don't know!<br />
<br />
36. What is your favorite breed of Dog?<br />
Husky!<br />
<br />
37. YOUR NICKNAMES?<br />
Tree, slim, water baby, leirta, Big A? Sweetheart...<br />
 <br />
38. HAVE YOU EVER KISSED THE OPPOSITE GENDER?<br />
no. I think most of my past boyfriends were girls </sarcasm><br />
<br />
39. WHAT ANNOYS YOU THE MOST?<br />
Yoga... Parodies. When my roommate doesn't take out the trash...<br />
<br />
40. WHATS YOUR CRUSHES NAME?<br />
... n/a... or if you must have one... Mosdef.<br />
<br />
41. WHATS YOUR BEST FRIENDS NAME?<br />
Jemiah. Autum. Isaiah. <br />
<br />
42. WHICH CELEBRITY ANNOYS YOU THE MOST?<br />
Paris Hilton. Linsey Lohan. BRittany Spears... I don't know.. All the dumb blondes.<br />
<br />
43. WHAT TYPE OF MUSIC DO YOU DISLIKE THE MOST?<br />
...<br />
<br />
44. WAS THIS QUIZ FUN?<br />
...<br />
<br />
45. WHAT IS CURRENTLY ON YOUR WRIST?<br />
my grey shirtsleeve...<br />
<br />
Now add a question to this quiz, and the 5 people you tag have... ]]></description>
                <author>=deliriousdreams</author>
            </item>
          <item>
                <title>Devious Journal Entry</title>
                <link>http://deliriousdreams.deviantart.com/journal/7565375/</link>
                <guid isPermaLink="true">http://deliriousdreams.deviantart.com/journal/7565375/</guid>
                <pubDate>Tue, 10 Jan 2006 14:54:18 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <b>Quote of the Day</b><br />
~ If you were a snowflake I'd catch you in my mouth ~<br />
	-Erica<br /><br /><strong>Mood</strong>: <img style="vertical-align: middle" src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/faint.gif" alt="Fainting" title="Fainting" /> *raises eyebrow*<br /><strong>Listening to</strong>: Spanish Guitar - Los Lobos<br /><strong>Reading</strong>: The Weasle and the Kneazle<br /><strong>Watching</strong>: The Italian Job<br /><br />1. What did you do in 2005 that you'd never done before?<br />
     <b> Well, I  err..<br />
<br />
2. Did you keep your new years' resolutions, and will you make more for next year?<br />
   I don't make resolutions.<br />
<br />
3. Did anyone close to you give birth?<br />
No. Not really. <br />
<br />
4. Did anyone close to you die?<br />
No.<br />
<br />
5. What countries did you visit?<br />
No.<br />
<br />
6. What would you like to have in 2006 that you lacked in 2005?<br />
Money. And perhaps an mp3 player. You puttin' in?<br />
<br />
7. What date from 2005 will remain etched upon your memory, and why?<br />
<br />
<br />
8.What was your biggest achievement of the year?<br />
I've worked more in this one year than ever before, and I reset my whole goals in life, due to being single again. I accomplished quite some work at the factory this year.<br />
<br />
9. What was your biggest failure?<br />
Not realizing in time Atriel had trouble coping with the distance.<br />
<br />
10. Did you suffer illness or injury?<br />
Bruises. err... not much else.<br />
<br />
11. What was the best thing(s) you bought?<br />
Clothes. And er... presents for other people.<br />
<br />
12. Whose behaviour merited celebration?<br />
   Isaiah's. No I don't feel like elaborating.<br />
<br />
13. Whose behaviour made you appalled and depressed?<br />
 Sebrevia's.<br />
<br />
14. Where did most of your money go?<br />
School. All the money I didn't have.<br />
<br />
15. What did you get really, really, really excited about?<br />
er... going back home for summer.<br />
<br />
16. What songs will always remind you of 2005?<br />
Songs schmongs. The Streets- "Fit But You Know It"<br />
<br />
17. Compared to this time last year, are you:<br />
i. happier or sadder? They're relative. Sadder because I never have anything to do.<br />
ii. thinner or fatter? Thinner I think. Who knows<br />
iii. richer or poorer? Poorer. Definately.<br />
<br />
18. What do you wish you'd done more of?<br />
Kissing.<br />
<br />
19. What do you wish you'd done less of?<br />
Doing nothing.<br />
<br />
20. How did you spend Christmas?<br />
At my mom and Dads.<br />
<br />
21. How will you be spending New Years?<br />
I got sick. I had a fever and I went to sleep. See. New Years is never Any fun.<br />
<br />
22. Did you fall in love in 2005?<br />
Err... No. I didn't. I took a few great strides from away denile though.<br />
<br />
23. How many one night stands?<br />
I'm a good girl, I don't do that one night stands.<br />
<br />
24. What were your favourite TV programmes?<br />
The Late Late Show with Conan O'brian. And err.. Family Guy, and CSI! And err... hmmm... Law and Order?<br />
<br />
25. Do you hate anyone now that you didn't hate this time last year?<br />
Yes, Sebrevia.<br />
<br />
26. What was the best book you read?<br />
er.. That's hard... Kushiels Chosen, although the ending pissed me off.<br />
 <br />
27. What was your greatest musical discovery?<br />
hn... Jack Johnson "Banana Pancakes"<br />
<br />
28. What did you want and get?<br />
err... Isaiah.<br />
<br />
29. What did you want and not get?<br />
 an MP3 player! (see the twins)<br />
<br />
30. What was your favourite film of this year?<br />
Narnia.<br />
<br />
31. What did you do on your birthday, and how old were you?<br />
I was 20, and it was really great. Went to dinner with Matt.<br />
<br />
32. What one thing would have made your year immeasurably more satisfying?<br />
Sex. No, I'm joking. An MP3 player.<br />
<br />
<br />
33. How would you describe your personal fashion concept in 2005?<br />
sneakers, jeans, t-shirts. err. sometimes tank tops. <br />
<br />
34. What kept you sane?<br />
Music. Candy. Tea.<br />
<br />
35. Which celebrity/public figure did you fancy the most?<br />
... um...  uhh...<br />
<br />
36. What political issue stirred you the most?<br />
The Bush Bomb hit. Need I say more.<br />
<br />
37. Who did you miss?<br />
Everyone.<br />
<br />
38. Who was the best new person you met?<br />
Truthfully. Jesse/Axel/Jaime. I err.. I think of them as one entity.<br />
<br />
39. Tell us a valuable life lesson you learned in 2005.<br />
I'm perfect. What are you talking about?</b><br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>=deliriousdreams</author>
            </item>
          <item>
                <title>WOHOOO!</title>
                <link>http://deliriousdreams.deviantart.com/journal/7554209/</link>
                <guid isPermaLink="true">http://deliriousdreams.deviantart.com/journal/7554209/</guid>
                <pubDate>Mon, 09 Jan 2006 13:09:03 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <b>Quote of the Day</b><br />
~ If you were a snowflake I'd catch you in my mouth ~<br />
	-Erica<br /><br /><strong>Mood</strong>: <img style="vertical-align: middle" src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/faint.gif" alt="Fainting" title="Fainting" /> *raises eyebrow*<br /><strong>Listening to</strong>: Spanish Guitar - Los Lobos<br /><strong>Reading</strong>: The Weasle and the Kneazle<br /><strong>Watching</strong>: The Italian Job<br /><br />I suppose this should be an update, but who cares?<br />
<br />
I bought my ticket to Chicago today. I'm leaving the 23 of January 2006! I can't wait. I think I'm dying of anticipation.<br />
<br />
On another note, is it possible to just have so much work to do that you don't have time for the people you love?<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>=deliriousdreams</author>
            </item>
          <item>
                <title>WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO</title>
                <link>http://deliriousdreams.deviantart.com/journal/7528167/</link>
                <guid isPermaLink="true">http://deliriousdreams.deviantart.com/journal/7528167/</guid>
                <pubDate>Fri, 06 Jan 2006 16:18:35 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <b>Quote of the Day</b><br />
~ If you were a snowflake I'd catch you in my mouth ~<br />
	-Erica<br /><br /><strong>Mood</strong>: <img style="vertical-align: middle" src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/faint.gif" alt="Fainting" title="Fainting" /> *raises eyebrow*<br /><strong>Listening to</strong>: Spanish Guitar - Los Lobos<br /><strong>Reading</strong>: The Weasle and the Kneazle<br /><strong>Watching</strong>: The Italian Job<br /><br />I GOT HOUSING! I'M GOING BACK TO SCHOOL! I HAVE A PLACE TO LIVE!!!<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>=deliriousdreams</author>
            </item>
          <item>
                <title>Crazy Crazy Crazy Just Thinkin About You Baby!</title>
                <link>http://deliriousdreams.deviantart.com/journal/7265952/</link>
                <guid isPermaLink="true">http://deliriousdreams.deviantart.com/journal/7265952/</guid>
                <pubDate>Fri, 09 Dec 2005 14:51:44 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <b>Quote of the Day</b><br />
~ If you were a snowflake I'd catch you in my mouth ~<br />
	-Erica<br /><br /><strong>Mood</strong>: <img style="vertical-align: middle" src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/faint.gif" alt="Fainting" title="Fainting" /> *raises eyebrow*<br /><strong>Listening to</strong>: Spanish Guitar - Los Lobos<br /><strong>Reading</strong>: The Weasle and the Kneazle<br /><strong>Watching</strong>: The Italian Job<br /><br />So I went on facebook because I kept getting emails from them saying I had messages from them, and low and behold there were fifteen or so people I never talked to and haven't heard from since middle school who had added me to their friends. And at first I'm all like those bastards just want friends in the friends list, they don't care about me, but then people started signing my wall, and leaving comments and stuff and now I'm like, "huh, didn't know I was so liked. People actually want to talk to me." They left me messages. It's crazy. This is wrong on like 20 levels. These are people who I never talked to when I was in middle school! Why should they want to be friends now? Guess they weren't expecting me to turn out so well or something. But that's messed up too. Dammit. <br />
<br />
Oh, and then there are all these random people from places I've never heard of who keep adding me to their friends lists, and it's like, I don't know you. Never seen you before in my life. Why are you adding me to your friends. We aren't friends. They're mostly guys too. It's so weird! It's not even like with Isaiah, and all the people who have the same last name as him adding him to their friends. I don't have anything in common with these people. It's freaky, and almost stalkerish. This isn't cool.<br />
<br />
But then I feel bad because there are a whole bunch of people on DA that are my friends now, that you know, I didn't know anything about at first, and so it's kind of hypocritical of me to get mad at people for wanting to talk to me, even if I don't know them. So I'm in a conundrum... <br />
<br />
What do ya think?<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>=deliriousdreams</author>
            </item>
          <item>
                <title>.:Happy New Year:.</title>
                <link>http://deliriousdreams.deviantart.com/journal/6864354/</link>
                <guid isPermaLink="true">http://deliriousdreams.deviantart.com/journal/6864354/</guid>
                <pubDate>Tue, 25 Oct 2005 13:14:39 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <b>Quote of the Day</b><br />
~ My burps taste like skittles~ <br />
	-ME<br /><br /><strong>Mood</strong>: <img style="vertical-align: middle" src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/shakefist.gif" alt="Vengeful" title="Vengeful" /> Vindictive<br /><strong>Listening to</strong>: Disco Inferno<br /><strong>Reading</strong>: Kushiel's Chosen<br /><strong>Watching</strong>: Stargate<br /><br />This may seem odd to you. Me talking about the new year, seemingly two months too early. But, October 31 is indeed the wiccan new year, and I'm looking forward to celebrating it. If it weren't so cold and rainy it would be perfect. <br />
<br />
    Going back to school soon, looking forward to that. Just bought a 60 pack of pens for 4 bucks. Why do I need 60 pens? No idea. But I'm sure that they'll come in handy. Anyway. School: Don't go back until the 23 of January. Crazy isn't it. My school is so messed up. And my semester ends May 14, 2006. This is so strange.<br />
<br />
     And I'm down to 65 deviations in my message box. Thank god for small favours. YAY! <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/d/dance.gif" width="29" height="21" alt=":dance:" title="Dance!" /> <br />
<br />
     Working on some new writing, but I'm a little stuck. That's it really.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>=deliriousdreams</author>
            </item>
          <item>
                <title>We'll, I've Been Tagged...</title>
                <link>http://deliriousdreams.deviantart.com/journal/6733220/</link>
                <guid isPermaLink="true">http://deliriousdreams.deviantart.com/journal/6733220/</guid>
                <pubDate>Mon, 10 Oct 2005 19:13:39 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <b>Quote of the Day</b><br />
~ Futue te ipsum et caballum tuum ~ <br />
	-Warped Mirrors<br /><br /><strong>Mood</strong>: <img style="vertical-align: middle" src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/shakefist.gif" alt="Vengeful" title="Vengeful" /> Vindictive<br /><strong>Listening to</strong>: Disco Inferno<br /><strong>Reading</strong>: Kushiel's Chosen<br /><strong>Watching</strong>: Stargate<br /><br />Well. If Matt were in range right now, I'd wrap my fingers around his neck and shake him a good one for putting me under pressure to say such random things. My genius only striked when it wants to. However, that is not the case. So, 20 random facts... hmmm <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/p/plotting.gif" width="18" height="20" alt=":plotting:" title="Hmm. Evil plotting in progress." /><br />
<br />
1. My breasts are larger in the winter time than in the summer. I seem to gain weight up there during the cold months. Don't ask. I don't know why this happens. They are, incidentally, named Aphrodite and Athena. And aparent;y the left one's the smart one.<br />
<br />
2. If need be I can bend over backwards. Great thing, yoga.<br />
<br />
3. It has been suggested by party's who shall go unnamed that I don't <i> "need" </i> clothes. We actually had an argument about it. Aparently he thought I should walk around in the nude. Although he did get upset when I said we should join a nudest colony. What?<br />
<br />
4. I hate chocolate ice cream with a passion that is holy. Really. I swear.<br />
<br />
5. To date I've had one stalker that I know about. <br />
<br />
6. I gave serious thought to strangling my English teacher in 12 grade with a  lanyard. My friend Carl said it would work too. Just didn't know how to get him alone without anyone knowing. Didn't think I could get away with it so I let it go.<br />
<br />
7. I'm only on seven. Damn this could take awhile... Spanish Guitar by Los Lobos is the most played song on my computer. <br />
<br />
8. I'm carrying a secret torch for Mos Def... and Sting...<br />
<br />
9. I wear bikini's like I wear regular underwear. I happen to be wearing one right now.<br />
<br />
10. Most of my poems at least in the last 4 years are about one Edward Jenkins. I was very angry at him for awhile...<br />
<br />
11. I've had the measles. And I've had two different strains of Chicken pox. I've had the flu 6 times to date. I've had 4 different stomache viruses, and my immune system is extremely weak.<br />
<br />
12. I just happen to be a wiccan. I "worship" a female diety. Crazy isn't it?<br />
<br />
13. I'm a coco butter addict. Even my lip balm has coco butter in it.<br />
<br />
14. I have been known to want to bottle Isaiah with the intent of mass producing and selling him to make billions. That's my only evil plan to take over the world to date. he backed out when he found out there was liquification involved.<br />
<br />
15. Woot! I'm at fifteen! I've never been drunk. Ever. I'm crazy like this all on my own!<br />
<br />
16. I know all the words to "I will survive" by heart. And I learned it from a movie called "The Replacements".<br />
<br />
17. At age eight I got hit by a car and broke the largest bone in my body. Then I spent ten weeks in a cast and then another 5 weeks learning to walk again. They almost had to do corrective surgery halfway in so that the bone would heal properly and not rebreak. Then about 5 weeks into that first broken bone I fell down the stairs and broke my arm. That cast lasted through to the second week of learning to walk again. As a result my left leg is about 2 mm shorter than my right one.<br />
<br />
18. I don't know who my friends are anymore. Except Autum. And Matt... I'd say Jemiah but she's mad at me. And she's acting like everything's okay. I'm not even sure what she's mad about. She denies it everytime I try to talk about it.<br />
<br />
19. I've had marriage proposed to me twice. Once by some guy I've never seen before, when one day I just walked out of my house, and the other time by an eight year old boy. <br />
<br />
20. My best minesweeper time is 38 seconds on intermediate. 4 seonds on begginer, and 147 seconds on expert. My sister only has 2 seconds on me in intermediate a fact which I shall never fogive her for. I am however better at tetris, so, I guess the karmic balance is still intact. At least, the sky's not falling.<br />
<br />
That's it. I know the last one was a bummer, certainly not my best, but I didn't know what else to say. My head hurts now, so I think I'll go lay down.<br />
<br />
Edit:<br />
I forgot to tag people so I'm back I'm tagging... hmmm... <br />
~<a href="http://wandringthunderstorm.deviantart.com/">WandringThunderStorm</a><br />
*<a href="http://zedman.deviantart.com/">zedman</a><br />
=<a href="http://passenger-nq.deviantart.com/">passenger-nq</a> again because he made me do this.<br />
Any deviant who happens to come by my page! The first one to come by my page is tagged.<br /... ]]></description>
                <author>=deliriousdreams</author>
            </item>
          <item>
                <title>Walking in A Spider Web...</title>
                <link>http://deliriousdreams.deviantart.com/journal/6703090/</link>
                <guid isPermaLink="true">http://deliriousdreams.deviantart.com/journal/6703090/</guid>
                <pubDate>Fri, 07 Oct 2005 10:36:55 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <b>Quote of the Day</b><br />
"Leave A Message and I'll Call You Back"<br />
	-NO Doubt "Spiderweb"<br /><br /><strong>Mood</strong>: <img style="vertical-align: middle" src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/sick.gif" alt="Sick" title="Sick" /> Happy / Relieved<br /><strong>Listening to</strong>: Spiderweb -No Doubt<br /><strong>Reading</strong>: Kushiel's Chosen<br /><strong>Watching</strong>: Hitchkiker's Guide To The Galaxy<br /><br />Well, I just recently bought a 1 year subscription to Deviant Art. Someone noticed this, and the darling Jark supporter sent me a note. A note that basically reemed me out for supporting the traitorous administration here at Deviant Art. Now, Quite frankly, I don't care one way or another, but let's get this one thing straight. I support deviantart. I've already said that I support Jark. I shouldn't have to repeat myself. And while I'm quite upset with some people here one DA, who are doing things I don't approve of, I still love this site, and the artists on it. <br />
<br />
I watch a lot of people, had a lot of Deviations in my message inbox, and couldn't look at the thousand or so ones there without a sub. It would have taken years. So Bugger off. I bought the sub so that I could give each and every one of those deviations a chance, and a comment, some favs here and there, and I really don't think I should get yelled at for supporting the artists. <br />
<br />
I have a fever atm so I'm not going to think about this or anything else that makes my head hurt until it goes down, I stop sweating, and my temp goes back to normal. Anymore needless tirades on my page or in my notes will be looked at as harassment, and I will be forced to report it as flaming.<br />
<br />
Now go away before my sickness makes me subjugate you all to my every whim.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>=deliriousdreams</author>
            </item>
          <item>
                <title>Leave A Message and I'll Call You Back</title>
                <link>http://deliriousdreams.deviantart.com/journal/6591439/</link>
                <guid isPermaLink="true">http://deliriousdreams.deviantart.com/journal/6591439/</guid>
                <pubDate>Sat, 24 Sep 2005 15:44:31 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <b>Quote of the Day</b><br />
"What if your shadows, are my realities?"<br />
	-Zailyrion - "Hell A History"<br /><br /><strong>Mood</strong>: <img style="vertical-align: middle" src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/r/relaxed.gif" alt="Relaxed" title="Relaxed" /> Happy / Relieved<br /><strong>Listening to</strong>: Spiderweb -No Doubt<br /><strong>Reading</strong>: Kushiel's Chosen<br /><strong>Watching</strong>: transporter 2<br /><br />Well, I've just started cleaning out my messages. Anyway. I've got it down to half what was there. There are 500 some left, and I plan to go through and comment on all of them. Until then sit tight. I plan to put ups ome new deviations. Life is okay. but it could be better. I miss school.  Can't wait to go back.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>=deliriousdreams</author>
            </item>
          <item>
                <title>Clearing the Air</title>
                <link>http://deliriousdreams.deviantart.com/journal/6123927/</link>
                <guid isPermaLink="true">http://deliriousdreams.deviantart.com/journal/6123927/</guid>
                <pubDate>Wed, 03 Aug 2005 15:22:37 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <a href="http://probingthetruth.blogspot.com/2005/08/subject-truth-about-deviantart.html">[link]</a><br />
<br />
You know, I read this, and understood just how much of a dissapointment Angelo Sotira is to this site. And to his friends. I hope this is cleared up, and now that I have more information I'm not even sure I want to stay on this site any longer. I'm going to wait a couple months and see what happens, but if the results aren't up to my satisfaction deviantart just lost a dedicated member. I watch over 150 people on this site, and try to comment fully and regularly. I've been a member for 2 and a half years, and I've come to expect things. Those things don't involve stabbing others in the back. I support Jark, through hell or high water, and I hope his legal action is a success. ]]></description>
                <author>=deliriousdreams</author>
            </item>
          <item>
                <title>The View's No Longer So Charming</title>
                <link>http://deliriousdreams.deviantart.com/journal/6075985/</link>
                <guid isPermaLink="true">http://deliriousdreams.deviantart.com/journal/6075985/</guid>
                <pubDate>Mon, 01 Aug 2005 17:47:15 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ And there was chaos in the land of Da, and the community was in upheaval. <br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
          Obviously I heard. I care why, but can't seem to find any substance in the journals I've read about this supposed resignation. Frankly, I want to know what made $<a href="http://spyed.deviantart.com/">spyed</a> betray his best friend. I feel like that's the more important thing. Although if the admins I grew up with on Da aren't going to stick around and the rumors are true about the "Incorporation of Deviant Art", I'm absolutely postive I don't want to stick around and watch the kingdom fall. Distance truely does lend charm to the view. Up close it's not so pretty anymore. I'm taking down all my writing. I'm sorry.<br />
<br />
<br />
<b>Edit</b><br />
<br />
<br />
          I'm sad because I feel like nobody should stab a friend in the back (even figuratively), and that's basically what this is tantamount to. I haven't said I wouldn't post or celebrate DeviantArt's birthday. I don't want any of my writing or art on a site when the community is in upheval. And considering the fact that this dispute is being taken to court, I don't want a court telling someone what they can and can't do with my artwork which is why I took all of my artwork and submissions down. I have backed up all my work, and will resubmit my work after all of this is cleared up and the community is stable again. <br />
<br />
          I commend those of you who are holding strong (submitting, and whatnot), and I don't really think it's right that people are flaming anyone's page (spyed's included). I'm being rational however. I've noted that anything even hinting at what's going on has been taken down, or edited to the point where there's no substance. I believe jark has explained his part, and told why he was fired, but those entries in the forum, and in his journal have been deleted. To think that something that someone else wrote can be censored and deleted, legal action pending or no, is extremely disconcerting. <br />
<br />
          Also, depending on what the issue is that Jark was fired over, it could have a great deal to do with the rest of the community, and considering that the administration works for the benefit of the community, having an administrator fired is really important to the community, and we have a right to know. <br />
<br />
          As it stands, I just want to know why one friend would ever betray another one, and further take away something that belongs to someone else, partially or fully. That's it really. I can't fathom why people are so angry, but I can understand their concerns.<br />
 <br />
P.S.<br />
           In case people haven't noticed, Jark, Spyed, and almost every other Deviant Art staff member has been flamed and hated, and what not for years. People always find reasons to hate them, and this is no exception. I have to agree that Spyed's probably not bothered with the hate mail. I'm disappointed in him, not angry, and quite frankly, I don't see the point in flaming somebody over something at all. Unless you have a way to fix the problem (i.e Constructive Criticism) Which incidentally means you have all the information) I suggest you stay on the sidelines and observe. I have my own personal reasons why I won't be submitting anytime soon, and I still think that it's dumb for people not to submit on the seventh. It would show a lot more unity in the community if people kept submitting despite what's happening.<br />
<br />
<br />
And so Begins the End of Days. I hope I'm wrong. ]]></description>
                <author>=deliriousdreams</author>
            </item>
          <item>
                <title>Distance Lends Charm To The View...</title>
                <link>http://deliriousdreams.deviantart.com/journal/5823832/</link>
                <guid isPermaLink="true">http://deliriousdreams.deviantart.com/journal/5823832/</guid>
                <pubDate>Sat, 02 Jul 2005 19:53:38 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I've just been to my deviantart message centre... It's atrocious... I had 1,747 messages and counting... I cleared it up... a bit... without doing the easy thing and just mass erasing stuff... I went through the first couple hundred deviations... I now only have... errr... 1,632... so I think I did good... *Pats self on the back* ]]></description>
                <author>=deliriousdreams</author>
            </item>
          <item>
                <title>So you want to be a journal...</title>
                <link>http://deliriousdreams.deviantart.com/journal/5268599/</link>
                <guid isPermaLink="true">http://deliriousdreams.deviantart.com/journal/5268599/</guid>
                <pubDate>Wed, 04 May 2005 19:54:36 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <b>Quote of the Day</b><br />
"It is legal to protest naked in front  of city hall as long as you are under  seventeen years of age and have legal  permits." ~Illinois State Law Book<br /><br /><strong>Mood</strong>: <img style="vertical-align: middle" src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/sick.gif" alt="Sick" title="Sick" /> delirious<br /><strong>Listening to</strong>: Robots<br /><strong>Reading</strong>: The Amulet of Samarkand<br /><strong>Watching</strong>: Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy<br /><br />I've decided to update my journal, not  that any of you care.<br />
<br />
I went and saw Hitchhickers Guide to  the Galaxy, which was a great movie!  You should go see it, and I promise  you'll be so hooked you won't be able  to wait for the next one! Especially if  you're a fan of the books.<br />
<br />
I've been working pretty hard, but now  it's paid off! We read a play of mine  in class, and I'm very pleased to say  that my proffessor had no bad comments  to make about it! I have to fix  some  stuff, but this is working out well!<br />
<br />
Other than that and having a nice  dinner with my friends at Red Lobster,  I haven't done anything really. So, now  you may return to your regularly  scheduled program. I'm Delirious  Dreams, signing off.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>=deliriousdreams</author>
            </item>
          <item>
                <title>Okay...</title>
                <link>http://deliriousdreams.deviantart.com/journal/5112169/</link>
                <guid isPermaLink="true">http://deliriousdreams.deviantart.com/journal/5112169/</guid>
                <pubDate>Sun, 17 Apr 2005 13:35:50 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <b>Quote of the Day</b><br />
"Cause people in glass houses stow  throwns"~Archontyr<br /><br /><strong>Mood</strong>: <img style="vertical-align: middle" src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/sick.gif" alt="Sick" title="Sick" /> delirious<br /><strong>Listening to</strong>: Robots<br /><strong>Reading</strong>: The Amulet of Samarkand<br /><strong>Watching</strong>: The Village<br /><br />...so I'm not dying. But, I am still a  bit sick. It's been getting better. But  still the annoying cough.<br />
<br />
And I went to see Robots at the imax  theater here in Chicago last night and  it was brilliant. It was the best movie  I've ever seen, it's so funny! Go see  it! Right now! Stop standing around  reading my journal. I gave you an  ORDER!<br />
<br />
I'm joking. You don't have to leave  yet. Waffles are good for me, so I'm  going to have some. Bye bye!<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>=deliriousdreams</author>
            </item>
          <item>
                <title>I think I may be dying...</title>
                <link>http://deliriousdreams.deviantart.com/journal/5061331/</link>
                <guid isPermaLink="true">http://deliriousdreams.deviantart.com/journal/5061331/</guid>
                <pubDate>Mon, 11 Apr 2005 14:34:17 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <b>Quote of the Day</b><br />
"Cause people in glass houses stow  throwns"~Archontyr<br /><br /><strong>Mood</strong>: <img style="vertical-align: middle" src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/sick.gif" alt="Sick" title="Sick" /> delirious<br /><strong>Listening to</strong>: Then The Morning Comes<br /><strong>Reading</strong>: The Shining Ones<br /><strong>Watching</strong>: The Village<br /><br />oh... I hate being sick. I want to  smack pandora right now! I hate disease!<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>=deliriousdreams</author>
            </item>
          <item>
                <title>Happy and Delirious Fool!</title>
                <link>http://deliriousdreams.deviantart.com/journal/4993330/</link>
                <guid isPermaLink="true">http://deliriousdreams.deviantart.com/journal/4993330/</guid>
                <pubDate>Sun, 03 Apr 2005 23:39:06 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <b>Quote of the Day</b><br />
"Cause people in glass houses stow  throwns"~Archontyr<br /><br /><strong>Mood</strong>: <img style="vertical-align: middle" src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/d/devilish.gif" alt="Devilish" title="Devilish" /> delirious<br /><strong>Listening to</strong>: Then The Morning Comes<br /><strong>Reading</strong>: The Shining Ones<br /><strong>Watching</strong>: The Village<br /><br />Well, The Village was the worst movie  ever. I'm glad I didn't waste my money  on it.<br />
<br />
I've just returned to Chicago from  Philadelphia. Fun times. <br />
<br />
I got to talk to my sisters for the  first time in a long time.<br />
<br />
I GOT MY COMPUTER! THE CONVERTIBLE  TABLET PC!!!<br />
<br />
I can write on my screen! This thing is  awesome! I like it I love it!<br />
I want more of it!<br />
<br />
Anyway... pardon me while I dance about  my new computer.<br />
<br />
<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/d/dance.gif" width="29" height="21" alt=":dance:" title="Dance!" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/d/dance.gif" width="29" height="21" alt=":dance:" title="Dance!" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/boogie.gif" width="25" height="25" alt=":boogie:" title="Boogie!" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/d/dance.gif" width="29" height="21" alt=":dance:" title="Dance!" /><br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>=deliriousdreams</author>
            </item>
          <item>
                <title>Delirious</title>
                <link>http://deliriousdreams.deviantart.com/journal/4854068/</link>
                <guid isPermaLink="true">http://deliriousdreams.deviantart.com/journal/4854068/</guid>
                <pubDate>Sat, 19 Mar 2005 12:15:42 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <b>Quote of the Day</b><br />
"Sell cheaply to many"~Arissa<br /><br /><strong>Mood</strong>: <img style="vertical-align: middle" src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/d/devilish.gif" alt="Devilish" title="Devilish" /> delirious<br /><strong>Listening to</strong>: Swingin' On A Star<br /><strong>Reading</strong>: The Shining Ones<br /><strong>Watching</strong>: Be Cool<br /><br />Pawafuru mirakuru ima kuru!<br />
Hajikeru majikaru wandafuru!<br />
RIRIKARU KOMIKARU koi suru torokeru<br />
Mi-ra-ku-ru-mi<br />
<br />
Kiss kara hajimaru Miracle datte aru yo  ne (aru yo ne)<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>=deliriousdreams</author>
            </item>
          <item>
                <title>With Good Intentions</title>
                <link>http://deliriousdreams.deviantart.com/journal/4813924/</link>
                <guid isPermaLink="true">http://deliriousdreams.deviantart.com/journal/4813924/</guid>
                <pubDate>Mon, 14 Mar 2005 19:38:17 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ "Sell cheaply to many"~Arissa<br /><br /><strong>Mood</strong>: <img style="vertical-align: middle" src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/bug.gif" alt="Buggy" title="Buggy" /> delirious<br /><strong>Listening to</strong>: Swingin' On A Star<br /><strong>Reading</strong>: The Shining Ones<br /><strong>Watching</strong>: Be Cool<br /><br />Brief happy memory frozen by dark  regret<br />
The words of love lost I cannot forget.<br />
In time may come a high to take me,<br />
But now the low of pain doth rake me<br />
I bloom a dark flower, black with  unhappy sorrow<br />
Because, for me, there is no tomorrow. <br />
For the road to regret is also  pathed...<br />
With good intentions.<br />
<i>I am done </i><br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>=deliriousdreams</author>
            </item>
          <item>
                <title>Well...</title>
                <link>http://deliriousdreams.deviantart.com/journal/4794659/</link>
                <guid isPermaLink="true">http://deliriousdreams.deviantart.com/journal/4794659/</guid>
                <pubDate>Sat, 12 Mar 2005 14:18:33 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <b> Quote of the Day </b><br />
<br />
"Atheism is a non-prophet  organization."<br />
<br />
"The very existence of flame-throwers  proves that some time, somewhere,  someone said to themselves, You know, I  want to set those people over there on  fire, but I'm just not close enough to  get the job done."<br />
 ~George Carlin<br /><br /><strong>Mood</strong>: <img style="vertical-align: middle" src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/bug.gif" alt="Buggy" title="Buggy" /> delirious<br /><strong>Listening to</strong>: Faint/Encore _Linkin PArk and Jay-Z<br /><strong>Reading</strong>: The Shining Ones<br /><strong>Watching</strong>: Be Cool<br /><br />well... my elbow hurts.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>=deliriousdreams</author>
            </item>
          <item>
                <title>Writers At Lunch</title>
                <link>http://deliriousdreams.deviantart.com/journal/4662029/</link>
                <guid isPermaLink="true">http://deliriousdreams.deviantart.com/journal/4662029/</guid>
                <pubDate>Thu, 24 Feb 2005 12:02:16 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <b> Quote of the Day </b><br />
<br />
"Atheism is a non-prophet  organization."<br />
<br />
"The very existence of flame-throwers  proves that some time, somewhere,  someone said to themselves, You know, I  want to set those people over there on  fire, but I'm just not close enough to  get the job done."<br />
 ~George Carlin<br /><br /><strong>Mood</strong>: <img style="vertical-align: middle" src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/e/excited.gif" alt="Excited" title="Excited" /> delirious<br /><strong>Listening to</strong>: Make Yourself - Incubus<br /><strong>Reading</strong>: Domes of Fire<br /><strong>Watching</strong>: Pirates of the Carribean<br /><br />I went to a program at my school called  "Writers At Lunch" which is a program  my schools Fiction Writing Department  has every week or so where students and  faculty read some of their writing to a  live audience. No, I didn't read  anything of mine, I was there to listen  to the competition. I'd actually be  worried that I'd have to take some  people out if it weren't for the fact  that most everything that was read  today excluding maybe two of 18 pieces,  was about sex. The future writers of  playboy all attend my school. I thought  I was going to have competition. It  seems that I'm the only one left out in  the dreaming sphere of things, since my  dreams are all freaky horror shows, and  the dreams that people read today were  all about sex. Damn. I almost wish I  was normal. Almost.<br />
<br />
In other news, Matt will be here  tomorrow, I'm excited. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/d/dance.gif" width="29" height="21" alt=":dance:" title="Dance!" /><br />
<br />
And I was really sick yesterday due to  feminine monthly complaint, but feel  completely okay today. I hate periods. <br />
<br />
And I missed two classes this week,  mainly because I went to the wrong one  day before yesterday, and I was sick  yesterday. I honestly meant to go to  class yesterday, but then I got up to  get showered and dressed and  immediately ran to the bathroom to  empty the contents of my stomache.  Which consisted of nasty  tasting/smelling green sludge. I almost  wish there'd been some actual food in  my tummy to improve the taste. <br />
<br />
That's about all that's going on in my  life. It's been quite boring, but  there's always Domes of Fire, and  someone elses life to get excited about.<br /><br />"Atheism is a non-prophet  organization." ~George Carlin ]]></description>
                <author>=deliriousdreams</author>
            </item>
          <item>
                <title>If you're not a Manc your a wank!</title>
                <link>http://deliriousdreams.deviantart.com/journal/4622680/</link>
                <guid isPermaLink="true">http://deliriousdreams.deviantart.com/journal/4622680/</guid>
                <pubDate>Sat, 19 Feb 2005 14:46:45 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <b> Quote of the Day </b><br />
<br />
"As far as Draco was concerned, he  [Snape] had only two faults. There was  the obvious lack of personal hygiene.  And there was the apparent PMT. It was  hard to tell behind all the hair, but  Draco would have laid a hundred  Galleons that the man had a nasty glint  in his eye. He was, quite obviously,  ready to kill. He was demented. He was  a merciless man on a mission of death."<br /><br /><strong>Mood</strong>: <img style="vertical-align: middle" src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/sleepy.gif" alt="Tired" title="Tired" /> delirious<br /><strong>Listening to</strong>: Incubus-Before You Grow Cold<br /><strong>Reading</strong>: Domes of Fire<br /><strong>Watching</strong>: Pirates of the Carribean<br /><br />I'm sort of tired, but I think my  roommates will be okay with Matt  staying. I haven't really gotten to  talk to them about it, they won't be  back until monday, but I'll know by  then!! YAY! Anyway, classes are okay,  but I really need to talk to my mother  about sending in some info to the  school so that I can get my financial  aid and finally get my computer. That's  it really. I'm done.<br /><br />"May the forces of evil become confused  on the way to your house." ~George  Carlin ]]></description>
                <author>=deliriousdreams</author>
            </item>
          <item>
                <title>Devious Journal Entry</title>
                <link>http://deliriousdreams.deviantart.com/journal/4597788/</link>
                <guid isPermaLink="true">http://deliriousdreams.deviantart.com/journal/4597788/</guid>
                <pubDate>Wed, 16 Feb 2005 12:08:29 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ ~Our existence deforms the universe ...  That's responsibility~<br /><br /><strong>Mood</strong>: <img style="vertical-align: middle" src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/sleepy.gif" alt="Tired" title="Tired" /> eh...<br /><strong>Listening to</strong>: Bush- Out of this world<br /><strong>Reading</strong>: Sabriel<br /><strong>Watching</strong>: Drop Zone<br /><br />I've registered for my spring classes.  Go me. I have to talk to my mom  soonish, but she hasn't been answering  her phone. I'm starving still, but I'm  a little less serious about it then I  was last week. My roommate is moving  out, so I'm swapping rooms with my  other roommate, so that she can have  her own since I don't really care about  sharing a room with someone, and it  seems to bother her at times( I'm also  trying to suck up so that we won't be  fighting anymore). I'm kind of bored  but not too bad off. I'm happy to  finally be sure I won't have to take  the semester off school, and I'm  happily awaiting Matt's visit.<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<b> Quote of the Day</b><br />
<br />
"Well, since you're Majesty is so kind  as to ask, <i> catastrophic</i> does sort of  leap to mind. We might consider <i>  isoluble, cataclysmic, overwhelming,</i>  little things like that. I really think  you should give some consideration to  his Majesties request, my friends,  because we have some fairly strong  evidence that what's happening on the  Daresian continent may soon spread to  Eosia as well, and if it does, it's  going to mean the end of civilization  as we know it. I'm not entirely sure  how you Elenes feel about that sort of  thing, but we tamls are more or less  convinced that some effort ought to be  made to fend it off. It sets such a bad  precedent when you start letting the  world come to an end every week or so.  It seems to erode the confidence people  have in their governments for some  reason." ~Oscagne, the Ambassador of  Tamul - "Domes of Fire" by David Eddings<br /><br />~Blame It On Me~ ]]></description>
                <author>=deliriousdreams</author>
            </item>
          <item>
                <title> I was in the shoutbox today, and...</title>
                <link>http://deliriousdreams.deviantart.com/journal/4571759/</link>
                <guid isPermaLink="true">http://deliriousdreams.deviantart.com/journal/4571759/</guid>
                <pubDate>Sun, 13 Feb 2005 16:42:41 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ someone gave mea brilliant quote. In  other news, Matt's a big fat jerk, and  may the person who created Pavlova's  balls fall off!<br />
<br />
<br />
<b>Quote of the Day</b><br />
<br />
I'm gonna hide your kids, take your  life, burn your house, rape your wife. ]]></description>
                <author>=deliriousdreams</author>
            </item>
          <item>
                <title>Tears for Fears</title>
                <link>http://deliriousdreams.deviantart.com/journal/4555681/</link>
                <guid isPermaLink="true">http://deliriousdreams.deviantart.com/journal/4555681/</guid>
                <pubDate>Fri, 11 Feb 2005 16:11:38 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ My dad has colon cancer... but it's not  life threatening. You know how I found  out? My sisters live journal. Isn't  that messed up?<br />
<br />
In other news, my daddy's getting a  purple heart from the army, and they're  going to pay for part of my college  education. Guess that means I can't be  mad at them anymore... Maybe I can be  mad at the Navy instead?<br />
<br />
I went to a party last night, and  stayed up untill 6 a.m. so I guess my  body clock's messed up again. Bugger.<br />
<br />
<b> Quote of the Day</b><br />
<br />
"I have as much authority as the Pope,  I just don't have as many people who  believe it." <br />
<br />
<br />
"May the forces of evil become confused  on the way to your house."  ~George  Carlin ]]></description>
                <author>=deliriousdreams</author>
            </item>
          <item>
                <title>Delirious</title>
                <link>http://deliriousdreams.deviantart.com/journal/4544999/</link>
                <guid isPermaLink="true">http://deliriousdreams.deviantart.com/journal/4544999/</guid>
                <pubDate>Thu, 10 Feb 2005 09:55:14 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I got eight hours of sleep! YAY!  *dances* I woke up a few times during  the night, but my body clock is back on  track!<br />
<br />
<br />
<b> Quote of the Day</b><br />
"I went off and read the books after  the audition and I read all four books  in one sitting - you know - didn't  wash, didn't eat, drove around with  them on the steering wheel like a  lunatic. I suddenly understood why my  friends, who I'd thought were slightly  backward, had been so addicted to these  children's books. They're like crack." <br />
<br />
~Jason Isaacs ]]></description>
                <author>=deliriousdreams</author>
            </item>
          <item>
                <title>Exhaustion</title>
                <link>http://deliriousdreams.deviantart.com/journal/4537406/</link>
                <guid isPermaLink="true">http://deliriousdreams.deviantart.com/journal/4537406/</guid>
                <pubDate>Wed, 09 Feb 2005 11:37:37 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I'm rather tired, since I only got four  hours of sleep last night, because I'm  trying to reset my body clock. How has  your week been?<br />
<br />
<b>Quote of the Day</b><br />
<br />
"Victor Borge told a friend that he  could tell time by his piano. His  friend was incredulous, so Borge  volunteered to demonstrate. He pounded  out a crashing march. Immediately there  came a banging on the wall and a shrill  voice screamed, "Stop that noise. Don't  you know it's 1:30 in the morning?" ]]></description>
                <author>=deliriousdreams</author>
            </item>
          <item>
                <title>David Eddings</title>
                <link>http://deliriousdreams.deviantart.com/journal/4517446/</link>
                <guid isPermaLink="true">http://deliriousdreams.deviantart.com/journal/4517446/</guid>
                <pubDate>Mon, 07 Feb 2005 02:58:49 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <b>Quote of the Day</b><br />
<br />
"Silk!" Garion exclaimed, catching the  little man's arm in relief.<br />
"What was that?" Belgarath asked,  coming back around the corner.<br />
"Brill," Silk replied blandly, pulling  his Murgo robe back on.<br />
"Again?" Belgarath demanded with  exasperation. "What was he doing this  time?"<br />
"Trying to fly, last time I saw him."  Silk smirked.<br />
The old man looked puzzled.<br />
"He wasn't doing it very well," Silk  added.<br />
Belgarath shrugged. "Maybe it'll come  to him in time."<br />
"He doesn't really have all that much  time." Silk glanced out over the edge.<br />
From far below - terribly far below -  there came a faint, muffled crash;  then, after several<br />
seconds, another. "Does bouncing  count?" Silk asked.<br />
Belgarath made a wry face. "Not  really."<br />
"Then I'd say he didn't learn in time,"  Silk said blithely. ]]></description>
                <author>=deliriousdreams</author>
            </item>
          <item>
                <title>The Eagles lost, so you know...</title>
                <link>http://deliriousdreams.deviantart.com/journal/4515419/</link>
                <guid isPermaLink="true">http://deliriousdreams.deviantart.com/journal/4515419/</guid>
                <pubDate>Sun, 06 Feb 2005 19:58:16 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ ... the world is going crazy.<br />
<br />
<b> Quote of the Day</b><br />
"You know the world is going crazy when  the best rapper is a white guy, the  best golfer is a black guy, the tallest  guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss  hold the America's Cup, France is  accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany  doesn't want to go to war, and the  three most powerful men in America are  named 'Bush', 'Dick', and 'Colon'." ~  Chris Rock ]]></description>
                <author>=deliriousdreams</author>
            </item>
          <item>
                <title>Quote of the day</title>
                <link>http://deliriousdreams.deviantart.com/journal/4504473/</link>
                <guid isPermaLink="true">http://deliriousdreams.deviantart.com/journal/4504473/</guid>
                <pubDate>Sat, 05 Feb 2005 14:59:02 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <b> Quote of the Day"</b><br />
"Birdie, birdie, in the sky, why'd you  do that in my eye? Looks like sugar,  tastes like sap. OMG! IT'S BIRDIE CRAP!" ]]></description>
                <author>=deliriousdreams</author>
            </item>
          <item>
                <title>Quote of the day...</title>
                <link>http://deliriousdreams.deviantart.com/journal/4492179/</link>
                <guid isPermaLink="true">http://deliriousdreams.deviantart.com/journal/4492179/</guid>
                <pubDate>Thu, 03 Feb 2005 20:32:23 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ My sister has swearword of the day,  I've got quote of the day.<br />
<br />
<b> Quote of the Day: </b><br />
"A university professor set an  examination question in which he asked  what is the difference between  ignorance and apathy. The professor had  to give an A+ to a student who  answered: I don't know and I don't  care." ]]></description>
                <author>=deliriousdreams</author>
            </item>
          <item>
                <title>On Any Other Day~ Sting</title>
                <link>http://deliriousdreams.deviantart.com/journal/4484056/</link>
                <guid isPermaLink="true">http://deliriousdreams.deviantart.com/journal/4484056/</guid>
                <pubDate>Wed, 02 Feb 2005 21:13:34 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ There's a house on my street<br />
And it looks real neat<br />
I'm the chap who lives in it<br />
<br />
There's a tree on the sidewalk<br />
There's a car by the door<br />
I'll go for a drive in it<br />
<br />
And when the wombat comes<br />
He will find me gone<br />
He'll look for a place to sit<br />
<br />
My wife has burned the scrambled eggs<br />
The dog just bit my leg<br />
My teenage daughter ran away<br />
My fine young son has turned out gay<br />
<br />
Cut off my fingers in the<br />
Door of my car<br />
How could I do it?<br />
<br />
My wife is proud to tell me<br />
Of her love affairs<br />
How could she do this to me?<br />
<br />
My wife has burned the scrambled eggs<br />
The dog just bit my leg<br />
My teenage daughter ran away<br />
My fine young son has turned out gay<br />
<br />
And it would be O.K. on any other day<br />
And it would be O.K. on any other day<br />
<br />
Throw down the morning papers<br />
And spill my tea<br />
I don't know what's wrong with me<br />
<br />
The cups and plates are in a<br />
Conspiracy<br />
I'm covered in misery<br />
<br />
My wife has burned the scrambled eggs<br />
The dog just bit my leg<br />
My teenage daughter ran away<br />
My fine young son has turned out gay<br />
<br />
And it would be O.K. on any other day<br />
And it would be O.K. on any other day ]]></description>
                <author>=deliriousdreams</author>
            </item>
          <item>
                <title>My Grades So Far</title>
                <link>http://deliriousdreams.deviantart.com/journal/4437172/</link>
                <guid isPermaLink="true">http://deliriousdreams.deviantart.com/journal/4437172/</guid>
                <pubDate>Fri, 28 Jan 2005 16:38:04 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I got a B in Ficiton Writing, and a B  in Animal Physiology. And an A in Play  Writing. YAY GO ME! <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/d/dance.gif" width="29" height="21" alt=":dance:" title="Dance!" /><br />
<br />
This is an Update!<br />
<br />
------------------------------- Fall  Semester 2004  -----------------------------<br />
<br />
 <br />
52-1151  21 English Composition I            EN C-  3.0     3.0     3.0       5.10<br />
 <br />
55-1101  01 Fiction Writing I                   B   4.0     4.0     4.0      12.00<br />
<br />
55-1330  01 Tutoring Fict Write Skill           IP  2.0     0.0     0.0       0.00<br />
 <br />
55-4323  02 PlaywritingWkshp I*+                A   4.0     4.0     4.0      16.00<br />
 <br />
57-1325  01 Animal Physiology:               SL B   3.0     3.0     3.0       9.00<br />
 <br />
               COLUMBIA   GPA:   3.007    TOTALS:  16.00   14.00   14.00    42.10 ]]></description>
                <author>=deliriousdreams</author>
            </item>
          <item>
                <title>YAY!</title>
                <link>http://deliriousdreams.deviantart.com/journal/4412888/</link>
                <guid isPermaLink="true">http://deliriousdreams.deviantart.com/journal/4412888/</guid>
                <pubDate>Tue, 25 Jan 2005 16:01:27 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I got an A in playwriting, still  awaiting the rest of my grades, but  YAY! <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/d/dance.gif" width="29" height="21" alt=":dance:" title="Dance!" /> ]]></description>
                <author>=deliriousdreams</author>
            </item>
          <item>
                <title>Well...</title>
                <link>http://deliriousdreams.deviantart.com/journal/4382402/</link>
                <guid isPermaLink="true">http://deliriousdreams.deviantart.com/journal/4382402/</guid>
                <pubDate>Sat, 22 Jan 2005 03:30:18 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ It's 5 a.m. and I'm such an insomniac  that I'm sitting in the computer lab  about 4 blocks from my apartment,  browsing da. Well, not really, but... I  can't sleep, the dreams are disturbing,  and I'm about sick of my roommate. I  feel as if I don't have any time to  myself when I want it, and too much  when I do. And I'm tired. Way to be  depressed, huh? it's 5:34 a.m. I think  I'll amble on home soon. Don't worry,  no theif in their right mind would want  to rob me. I'm so broke it's not even  funny.<br />
<br />
I wish I had something to get up for in  the morning, or whenever I wake up. I'm  so fucked up. ]]></description>
                <author>=deliriousdreams</author>
            </item>
    </channel>
</rss>