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                <title>ATTN WATCHERS: last time</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 28 Nov 2007 16:47:32 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I PROMISE.<br />
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<br />
okay why did i change accounts? again?<br />
<br />
this time i've got a couple decent reasons. D:<br />
<br />
1. i wanted a name that's easier to remember... and... understand. upon moving earlier to this name i realized, "uh... wait, it looks like.. demu real chemist? that makes no sense!" so. yeah.<br />
<br />
2. i want to be able to see everything on the site, haha~<br />
<br />
... feel free to shoot me a million times for this. but oh well. I DUN IT.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>*demurealchemist</author>
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                <title>i think...</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 23 Nov 2007 19:38:21 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ i'm going crazy.<br />
<br />
any little noise makes me jump and i'm always panicking.<br />
<br />
plus i'm just fidgety, and rather hostile.<br />
<br />
hmmm yeah. probably insane.<br />
<br />
well, it's 10:30, and since i'm lame, i'm going to sleep.<br />
<br />
G'NIGHT FOLKS!<br />
<br />
(don't forget to tip your waiters and waitresses.)<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>*demurealchemist</author>
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                <title>t-day!</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 22 Nov 2007 09:05:29 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ happy thanksgiving, everyone!<br />
<br />
more arts on the way.<br />
<br />
now onto stuffing my face like a fatty.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>*demurealchemist</author>
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                <title>guy/girl</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 13 Nov 2007 23:31:27 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ your guy side<br />
<br />
[x] you love hoodies.<br />
[x] you love jeans.<br />
[] dogs are better than cats<br />
[x] it's hilarious when people get hurt.<br />
[x] you've played with/against guys on a team.<br />
[x] shopping is torture.<br />
[] sad movies suck.<br />
[x] you own an x-box.<br />
[x] played with hotwheels cars as a kid.<br />
[] at some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.<br />
[x] you own a DS, PS2 or sega.<br />
[x] you used to be obsessed with power rangers.<br />
[] you watch sports on TV.<br />
[x] gory movies are cool.<br />
[x] you go to your dad for advice.<br />
[] you own like a trillion baseball caps.<br />
[x] you like going to football games.<br />
[] you used to/do collect baseball cards.<br />
[] baggy pants are cool to wear.<br />
[] it's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.<br />
[x] green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.<br />
[x] you love to go crazy and not care what people think.<br />
[] sports are fun.<br />
[x] talk with food in your mouth.<br />
[x] wear boxers.<br />
<br />
total = 16 points<br />
<br />
--<br />
<br />
your girl side<br />
<br />
[x] you wear lip gloss.<br />
[] you love to shop.<br />
[x] you wear eyeliner.<br />
[x] you have some of the same shirts in different colors.<br />
[x] you wear the color pink.<br />
[x] go to your mom for advice.<br />
[] you consider cheerleading a sport<br />
[] you hate wearing the color black.<br />
[] you like hanging out at the mall.<br />
[] you like getting manicures and/or pedicures.<br />
[x] you like wearing jewelry.<br />
[] skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.<br />
[] shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.<br />
[] you don't like the movie star wars. (FCUK YOU!!)<br />
[] you are/were in cheerleading, gymnastics or dance.<br />
[x] it takes you around 1 hour to shower, get dressed, and put on make-up and accessories. (well, one hour shower if i shave my legs... lol like 10 if i don't bother)<br />
[x] you smile a lot more than you should.<br />
[] you have more than 10 pairs of shoes.<br />
[x] you care about what you look like. (sometimes...)<br />
[x] you like wearing dresses when you can. (because it means i'm gonna DANCE!)<br />
[x] you like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne. (it helps avoid long showers! c<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/smile.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":)" title=":) (Smile)" /><br />
[x] you wear girl underwear.<br />
[x] used to play with dolls as little kid. (and ripped their heads off?)<br />
[x] like putting make-up on someone else for the joy of it. (BEAUTY MAKEOVER TIME YA)<br />
[] like taking pictures of yourself with your cell phone/camera when you're bored. (not anymore... lol that requires effort)<br />
<br />
total = 13 points<br />
<br />
lol i'm more of a dude. go figure.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>*demurealchemist</author>
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                <title>um</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 11 Nov 2007 13:25:39 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ lol i wanted to get that post off the page.<br />
<br />
nothing interesting hurray!<br />
<br />
i'm working on stuff don't worry.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>*demurealchemist</author>
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                <title>hmmm</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 07 Nov 2007 16:11:09 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ i don't like doctors. they're just... arghhh.<br />
<br />
had ANOTHER c-t scan done... and... oh look, nothing's there.<br />
<br />
ob/gyn says it's not the ovaries, surgeon says it has to be.<br />
<br />
NO ONE KNOWS WHAT THEY'RE DOING. DDD:<br />
<br />
and i'm still in pain. ~_~ it's like... okay please stop drugging me up and just find out what's wrong. i really don't like taking medicine like this. >_o<br />
<br />
so... i'm being juggled around all the different hospitals. it's so annoying. and they said, "just wait and see." for like, the millionth time.<br />
<br />
and... the senior dinner-dance is sunday... but i can't go if i'm all sickly and in pain. >_<<br />
<br />
this.<br />
<br />
is so.<br />
<br />
stupid.<br />
<br />
and i have the hiccups, damnit!<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>*demurealchemist</author>
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                <title>OVARIES</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 31 Oct 2007 11:35:30 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ are not much fun.<br />
<br />
especially when they have cysts on them.<br />
<br />
which i did, and i've been out of school all week and in the hospital monday and tuesday. T_T<br />
<br />
monday they like, didn't do anything. i'm so pissed about it D<<br />
<br />
but yesterday they did a pelvic exam and ultrasound and stuff, so we actually figured out it was an ovarian cyst. it ruptured on it's own, though, so that's good.<br />
<br />
i had to call off work this week, though. ;_; it's only my second week and i'm still training so i feel like... epic fail.<br />
<br />
buuuuuuuut it's not my fault and i knew i was sick! stupid doctors.<br />
<br />
oh and there was an iv in my left hand and right arm, but i managed to keep my right hand safe! DRAWING CAN HAPPEN. YAY! C:<br />
<br />
i'll have a halloween pic up sometime soon. ^^<br />
<br />
and last thing... i got insane meds at the ER and they gave me a buttload of vicodin... this'll be interesting... lmao<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>*demurealchemist</author>
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                <title>what the helllllllllllll</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 27 Oct 2007 12:29:15 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ so, since yesterday afternoon, i have...<br />
<br />
cut my finger, scratched up my hand, bruised my arm in three different places, bruised/possibly broke my toe, bruised my knees (even more), and gotten a couple horrible charlie horses.<br />
<br />
... yeah that's great. i look like i've been beat, but really, it's all from work. xD i'm pretty much just sore all over today. the most painful thing in my arm...<br />
<br />
i slipped at work (since my non-slip shoes STILL haven't come in T_T), and caught myself on the garbage bin of all things. you know, those wooden ones, with the swingy door? yeah my arm went through the swingy door and i continued to slide down a ways... there are like three or four different bruises. .____.<br />
<br />
uhmaa... yeah the only thing not from work was my toe. i fell off the couch and it got caught.<br />
<br />
I AM SO CLUMSY IT'S RIDICULOUS. D<<br />
<br />
i'm almost done with the freaking paper, so i'll be able to start drawing again... thank GOD.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>*demurealchemist</author>
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                <title>auuuughh!!!</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 25 Oct 2007 21:15:19 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ work. four days in a row my first week?<br />
<br />
SODEAD. ._.<br />
<br />
headaches still pretty bad, and i have no time to draw! D: it's like, doom in a nutshell.<br />
<br />
so, um, yeah. i'm kind of a raging ball of feelings again. because i have never felt this way before. it's such a dorky lame corny thing, but i've never loved anyone like i love my boyfriend right now.<br />
<br />
aaaaand before anyone says anything, it's my life, not yours, if you don't like how i feel or who i feel it towards, you can just kind of shove it. c:<br />
<br />
it's the kind of thing where like, i just kind of want to let everyone know. I WANT TO SHOUT IT FROM THE ROOFTOPS. LULZ!!!<br />
<br />
but yeah. i'm in that giddy 'i'm in looooove~~~ let's frolic around' phase in my life. enjoy it or ignore it, your choice.<br />
<br />
and like. since i'm working i haven't had time to see anyone whatsoever...<br />
<br />
AND I REALLY REALLY REALLY WANT A HUG OR SOMEONE TO CUDDLE WITH RIGHT NOW. ;_; i feel very alone and cold.<br />
<br />
.... ahem. well, on to finish up this paper that's been haunting me for freaking ever -shot-<br />
<br />
i can't wait for the tea party on sunday~<br />
<br />
mmm earl grey. gray?<br />
<br />
i don't care.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>*demurealchemist</author>
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                <title>servatis a periculum</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 26 Sep 2007 17:31:29 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ have i ever mentioned before that i love latin?<br />
<br />
because i do. and i sorrowfully regret that my school does not offer it. :[<br />
<br />
anyway, the real reason for my posting this journal was to help promote "project download," in which a young woman is trying to reach 5 million downloads of <a href="http://www.megaupload.com/?d=5QBOA940">this</a> file, which would give her money via the <a href="http://www.megaupload.com/rewards/">MU rewards program</a>.<br />
<br />
i was a little skeptical at first. but, i mean, you take all of 30 seconds to download a teeny .txt file and it can save someone's life. and i, normally distrusting everyone who tries to do something like this, am convinced of its authenticity.<br />
<br />
so, yeah. click the link. download the file. spread the word and hope.<br />
<br />
oh and i really need to get a journal layout up... note to self, work on that...<br />
<br />
peace.<br />
<br />
edit: the link may not work all the time, if it's too heavily loaded with people or whatever. just try again later and it should work. :] oh and note that you have to type in the silly little code to download from MU, and wait like 45 seconds to be able to download it...<br />
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<br />
commissions: yes, information <a href="http://demurealchemist.deviantart.com/journal/14465205/">here</a><br />
<br />
trades: yes, but mostly only to friends<br />
<br />
requests: no, sorry<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>*demurealchemist</author>
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                <title>commissions open, 3 slots left</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 03 Sep 2007 02:58:29 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ okay so i decided to open up commisions! since school's just starting up, i'm going to have, say, 3 slots open? (do i even need slots... ? lol)<br />
<br />
1.<br />
2.<br />
3.<br />
<br />
aaaaaand i don't really have too much as way of examples yet (bummer i know)... but here are the prices sorted by the commission type. following the prices will be an faq, if you still have more questions, simply comment.<br />
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<b><u>P R I C I N G</u></b><br />
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<b>sketch</b><br />
simple yet refined sketch, nothing too fancy, no bg.<br />
<br />
sketched either on paper and scanned or in painter.<br />
<br />
bust - $5<br />
waist - $7<br />
full body - $10<br />
<br />
prices reflect 1 character only. additional characters will be $2/ea.<br />
<br />
<b>lined, simple colors</b><br />
crisp lines with flat colors and some highlights for effect. simple or no bg.<br />
<br />
lined traditionally or digitally, with any color/bg added in painter or photoshop.<br />
<br />
bust - $8<br />
waist - $10<br />
full body - $15<br />
<br />
prices reflect 1 character only. additional characters will be $3/ea.<br />
<br />
<b>lined, cel-shaded</b><br />
sharp lines colored to look like a cel. simple to no bg.<br />
<br />
bust - $10<br />
waist - $15<br />
full body - $20<br />
<br />
prices reflect 1 character only. additional characters will be $4/ea.<br />
<br />
<b>cg-ed colors</b><br />
nice lines, colors fulled rendered. simple bg.<br />
<br />
bust - $13<br />
waist - $18<br />
full body - $22<br />
<br />
prices reflect 1 character only. additional characters will be $5/ea.<br />
<br />
<b><u>F A Q</u></b><br />
<br />
q: how can i pay you?<br />
<i>a: at the moment, i can only accept money transfers via paypal.</i><br />
<br />
q: what do i get when i order a commision?<br />
<i>a: an original piece, drawn solely by myself. unfortunately, i don't have adequate accommodations to print and mail out commissioned pieces, but i will send you a hi-res digital copy of the work through email, and could put it up as a print here on deviantART with your permission.</i><br />
<br />
q: what if i don't like it?<br />
<i>a: i'm hoping that won't happen! what i will do is show each commissioner the basic sketch of a drawing (at least, one that will go on to being inked) to make sure they like it.</i><br />
<br />
q: why do none of your plans include a bg?<br />
<i>a: well, they're intricate, and i'm lazy. plus, i'm not too great at them right now, so it wouldn't be right to charge you money for a steaming hunk of crap... lmao.</i><br />
<br />
q: i don't have the money... can i pay you later?<br />
<i>a: sorry, but no. i need the payment before i can begin drawing. not that i don't trust people... i just need money. haha. and i put my girl scout's honor on not scamming you out of your money. (and girl scouts don't mess around, even if that was like 10 years ago.)</i><br />
<br />
q: what do you need the money for?<br />
<i>a: okay so maybe no one really cares. but oh well! i'm saving up for a car (so i don't have to ride the bus to school.. ick i hate the bus) and a digital rebel xti. yay!</i><br />
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ummmmmm yeah. that's all i can think of. comment this journal if you have any more questions, and please note me if you are interested in commissioning me~! and if you can't, maybe spread the word for me? and any suggestions regarding price would be cool too. maybe they're too low, but i personally feel they're still too high...<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>*demurealchemist</author>
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                <title>one of the best quotes ever</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 16 Aug 2007 22:59:11 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ "medical science has proved that a man can have a cerebral hemorrhage midhump - "oh, yes! oh, yes! oh, ack!" - die, and still ejaculate."<br />
<br />
i love cosmo.<br />
<br />
i love it so much.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>*demurealchemist</author>
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                <title>hi!</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 03 Aug 2007 18:47:25 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ *<a class="u" href="http://yuki-hana.deviantart.com/">yuki-hana</a> here! settling in on this new name... because i hated the old one. -ducks from onslaught of blunt objects thrown by certain individuals who hate me for changing my username- XD<br />
<br />
so yeah. new page. mmm. nice.<br />
<br />
maybe i'll actually open up for commisions? if anyone would actually commision me... ? lmao<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>*demurealchemist</author>
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