http://search.deviantart.com/?q=by:dirty-sanchez5&section=today deviantART RSS for by:dirty-sanchez5 en-us Copyright 2009, deviantART.com Thu, 31 Dec 2009 14:02:47 PST deviantART.com http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss http://s.deviantart.com/minish/widgets/apple-touch-icon-precomposed.png http://dirty-sanchez5.deviantart.com/journal/24893990/ http://dirty-sanchez5.deviantart.com/journal/24893990/ Fri, 22 May 2009 16:43:46 PDT <--clicky plox--<<< Anyways, consider this account dead.

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I was driving out in the boonies somewhere today and I ran over a cat. I thought it was already dead, but of course as soon as I was too close it looked up and I hit it. So I feel kind of bad. Not like my mom. She cried. And I'm not allowed to drive her car anymore.

I've become somewhat envious of recently. It's mostly because of his want to graduate. I'm terrified to leave school, because then real life starts, and I have a bit of a Peter Pan complex. I'll probably get over it eventually.

]]> ~dirty-sanchez5 http://dirty-sanchez5.deviantart.com/journal/24692213/ http://dirty-sanchez5.deviantart.com/journal/24692213/ Sun, 10 May 2009 18:35:08 PDT
I made a surprising ammount of money this week. For working 2 days I got about $75. I expected only around $30.

Thursday night I managed to pull an English paper, that I had a month to do but procrastinated until the night before it was due, out of my ass. Hopefully it was good enough to pass me this marking period, and for the year.

I'm going to bed. See yous some other time.

]]> ~dirty-sanchez5 http://dirty-sanchez5.deviantart.com/journal/24562468/ http://dirty-sanchez5.deviantart.com/journal/24562468/ Sun, 03 May 2009 09:11:06 PDT
Last week I got Sonic Unleashed and I love it. keeps telling me how much it sucks because it's a Sonic game, but he hasn't even played it. Listen, the Sega/Nintendo war ended a decade ago, so quit being such a fanboy.

This morning I attempted to make scrambled eggs. I thought I overcooked them a little, but they were edible at least.

As always check out my YouTube channel. [link]

Yesterday I read the weirdest porn story ever. If you really want to read it, PM me and I'll send you the link, but be warned, it might make you want to give yourself a lobotomy.

]]> ~dirty-sanchez5 http://dirty-sanchez5.deviantart.com/journal/24468878/ http://dirty-sanchez5.deviantart.com/journal/24468878/ Mon, 27 Apr 2009 18:16:33 PDT
I shaved my head. Again.

I might shave my eyebrows off. Again. That would mean I'll have shaved all the hair off my head.

James broke up with me. Again. I really don't care. I figure I have to make passing for the year my main priority, and a boyfriend would probably just distract me.

This website still bores me.

I'm still more active on YouTube.

I started work on Sunday. It sucked. It was hot. People pissed me off.

I've decided that from now on I'm gonna be like Marilyn Manson.

Bluh.

I'm done. Bye.

]]> ~dirty-sanchez5 http://dirty-sanchez5.deviantart.com/journal/24329400/ http://dirty-sanchez5.deviantart.com/journal/24329400/ Sun, 19 Apr 2009 16:20:51 PDT [link] <--- Click there to see it.

James asked me out again, so I'm happy about that. I still feel a little awkward around him. It's probably just shyness.

I came out to my paternal grandma. She's cool with it.

Nothhing else to say. Bye.

]]> ~dirty-sanchez5 http://dirty-sanchez5.deviantart.com/journal/24044837/ http://dirty-sanchez5.deviantart.com/journal/24044837/ Fri, 03 Apr 2009 17:18:17 PDT [link] <-- Click that link to see it. Darknessthecurse turned me on to doing Let's Plays, where you tape yourself playing a video game and comment on them, but my webcam sucks for these, so the videos are low-quality. I don't have anything else, so I'm stuck using what I have.

Uh... what else...

I've been losing weight recently. Been trying to eat better and get out more, unlike who just has sex on Second Life all the time. So far it's working, and I'm quite proud of myself. I vow that I'll get under 200 pounds before next school year starts.

I got my report card. All the grades were good, except for English, which I already expected. I'm already not doing too good in English, seeing as how I forgot to do the 100-point paper that was due today. No matter what, I have no choice but to haul ass to get through English.

I finally fixed my broken kick pedal for Rock Band. All my IRL friends on here already saw it. Maybe I'll take a picture so you can see it's awesomeness. It's gotten me to wonder about making a double kick pedal, and possibly a complete mod of my Rock Band drum kit. Which basically means I'm on my way to the 9th level of nerd hell.

Speaking of awesomeness, I got my kilt. Actually, I got it a while back, but I forgot to mention it. It's pretty kick-ass. I'm definitely putting a picture of it up sometime.

I guess that's all for now. Bye

]]> ~dirty-sanchez5 http://dirty-sanchez5.deviantart.com/journal/23835501/ http://dirty-sanchez5.deviantart.com/journal/23835501/ Sun, 22 Mar 2009 16:21:49 PDT
1. I'm allergic to my psychiatrist. I highly doubt this, but then again, I got sick after our last two appointments.
2. I overdosed on Excedrin. This doesn't really make sense because I only took 2 all day, but I took 2 before I got sick the last time.
3. I should have worn my coat when I went to the doctor's, but then again it was almost 60 degrees out.

I'm going to fail English this marking period, because I never finished reading Huck Finn and never started the 400-point report I was supposed to do for it. I blame my dad for giving me his procrastination. And also Microsoft Office for not coming with my computer for free. I can't believe they only gave me a cheap-ass trial version and expect me to pay for the full version, after I got this $2000 computer. Fuck you, Bill Gates, you money-hogging bastard! Uh, anyways, I expect my final grade for this marking period to be pretty bad. I'm going to have to haul ass for the last marking period.

I can't wait for next month because work starts! YAY! I love work! I'm being completely serious here. I really do love working at Knoebel's. got a job there, too, but he works the rides. didn't get a job, because he's lazy and just plays Second Life all the time. HAHAHAHA! Let's all point and laugh at the lazy kid with no money or job who just plays Second Life all the time! I'm kidding. You know I think your awesome.

My uncle fixed my stepdad's ancient-ass computer finally. Now it has Windows XP instead of Windows ME. I really don't care, because my computer's still better. Just thought I'd mention that it's less ancient now.

I'm done talking for now, so I'll see yous some other time.

]]> ~dirty-sanchez5 http://dirty-sanchez5.deviantart.com/journal/23468712/ http://dirty-sanchez5.deviantart.com/journal/23468712/ Sun, 01 Mar 2009 11:31:11 PST
I guess James and I are friends again. I still wish things would have worked out for us, but I'm over it, for the most part.

I've been seeing a psychiatrist and going to a support group for about 2 or 3 months, both of which helped immensely. I've also been on Prozac for about a month. The Prozac sucked at first, because it gave me an upset stomach, but that stopped after the first 2 weeks. I've got to say that my moods have improved immensely. It's possible, according to my psychiatrist, that I have Seasonal Affective Disorder, which I guess means I get really depressed in the winter. It seems to make sense when I look back on past years.

There's really not much else I want to talk about. This probably goes back to me just not being interested in this site anymore. Then again I really can't think of much to talk about. See yous later, I guess.

]]> ~dirty-sanchez5 http://dirty-sanchez5.deviantart.com/journal/23380555/ http://dirty-sanchez5.deviantart.com/journal/23380555/ Tue, 24 Feb 2009 12:24:55 PST 's page.

Check the bands you've HEARD OF. Not just the ones you like.
Be honest, people! If you really have never heard of them. Don't mark it.

ALTERNATIVE:
[x] Weezer
[x] Paramore
[x] Panic! At The Disco
[ ] October Fall
[ ] The Academy Is...
[x] Coheed And Cambria
[ ] Bayside
[x] Yellowcard
[ ] Sugarcult
[ ] The Dresden Dolls
TOTAL SO FAR : 5

COUNTRY:
[x] Rascal Flatts
[x] Carrie Underwood
[x] Leanne Rhymes
[x] Garth Brooks
[x] Dixie Chicks
[x] Kenny Chesney
[x] Tim McGraw
[x] Faith Hill
[x] Shania Twain
[x] Johnny Cash
TOTAL SO FAR: 15

EMO:
[x] Hawthorne Heights
[ ] Halifax
[ ] Forgive Durden
[ ] Amber Pacific
[ ] The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus
[ ] From First to Last
[x] Senses Fail
[x] Underoath
[ ] Something Corporate
[ ] Hit the lights
[ ] Dear Whoever
TOTAL SO FAR: 18

INDIE:
[ ] The Hush Sound
[ ] Eisley
[x] Death Cab for Cutie
[ ] Dashboard Confessional
[x] The Killers
[x] Yeah Yeah Yeahs
[ ] Hot Hot Heat
[x] Gym Class Heroes
[x] Franz Ferdinand
[x] Modest Mouse
TOTAL SO FAR: 24

METAL:
[x] Slipknot
[x] System of a Down
[x] Disturbed
[x] Metallica
[x] Guns n' Roses
[x] Lamb of God
[x] Slayer
[x] Hatebreed
[x] Killswitch Engage
TOTAL SO FAR: 33

POP:
[ ] Teddy Geiger
[x] Ashlee Simpson
[x] Kelly Clarkson
[x] Jesse McCartney
[x] Avril Lavigne
[x] Pink
[x] The Veronicas
[x] Daniel Powter
[x] James Blunt
[x] Natasha Bedingfield
[x] Ryan Cabrera
TOTAL SO FAR: 43

POWERPOP/POP PUNK/PUNK:
[x] Hellogoodbye
[ ] Cute is What We Aim for
[ ] Cartel
[x] The Click Five
[x] Fall Out Boy
[ ] Lucky Boys Confusion
[x] Good Charlotte
[x] Bowling for Soup
[x] Reliant K
[x] Less Than Jake
[x] Simple Plan
TOTAL SO FAR: 51

RAP:
[x] Ying Yang Twins
[x] T.I.
[x] Paul Wall
[x] Tupac
[x] Jamie Foxx
[x] Ludacris
[x] Lil' Jon
[x] Outkast
[x] 50 Cent
[x] Kanye West
[x] Notorious B.I.G
[x] Young Jeezy
TOTAL SO FAR: 63


SKA:
[x] Reel Big Fish
[ ] The Specials
[ ] Mad Caddies
[ ] The Aquabats
[x] Sublime
[x] No Doubt
[ ] Madness
[ ] Operation Ivy
[x] Bob Marley
TOTAL SO FAR: 67

ROCK:
[x] Taking Back Sunday
[x] All American Rejects
[ ] Motion City Soundtrack
[x] Avenged Sevenfold
[ ] Angels and Airwaves
[x] Evanescence
[x] My Chemical Romance
[x] Green Day
[x] Blink 182
TOTAL SO FAR: 74

CLASSIC ROCK:
[x] The Beatles
[x] Led Zeppelin
[x] The Rolling Stones
[x] The Who
[x] Pink Floyd
[x] The Doors
[x] Jimmy Hendrix
[x] Queen
[x] Van Halen
[x] Bob Dylan
[x] Simon & Garfunkel
TOTAL SO FAR: 85

Now multiply by two and put "I Am % Obsessed With Music"

Holy shit I'm 170% obsessed with music. I'm surprised I know half of these people.

]]> ~dirty-sanchez5 http://dirty-sanchez5.deviantart.com/journal/22863604/ http://dirty-sanchez5.deviantart.com/journal/22863604/ Wed, 28 Jan 2009 11:51:36 PST did it and I'm bored.

Rules:
1. Post these rules.
2. Post eight things about yourself in your journal.
3. Tag eight people.
4. Leave them a message that they have been tagged.
5. No tag-backs!
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1. I hate ketchup because it reminds me of period blood.
2. Whenever I hear about PETA I get the urge to throw raw meat at people.
3. I hate the way The Man in the Yellow Hat from Curious George dresses.
4. I'm gay. So what? Don't judge. My butt.
5. I'm allergic to the movies that the Sci-Fi Channel makes.
6. The scene from The Jungle Book where Kaa hypnotizes Mowgli and Bagheera turns me on.
7. I hate Dragonforce because the only reason people like them is because they have the hardest song in Guitar Hero III.
8. I want to go back in time and beat L. Ron Hubbard to death before he creates Scientology.

I tag no one because I don't feel like it.

]]> ~dirty-sanchez5 http://dirty-sanchez5.deviantart.com/journal/22767612/ http://dirty-sanchez5.deviantart.com/journal/22767612/ Fri, 23 Jan 2009 19:02:07 PST
The new user pages kick ass. I seriously love them. It makes me want to buy a subscription, but I'm broke so I can't get one. If someone would be nice enough to donate one to me I'd be grateful forever and draw them a bunch of crappy pictures.

I spent $100 on Wii games the other day. I got Red Steel, Okami, and preordered MadWorld. Red Steel is okay, I guess, but then again I can't really say considering I didn't get through the first level yet. The controls are retarded. Aiming is really annoying and getting your guy to look around requires moving a little cursor to the outside edge of the screen, so his gun arm bends in weird unnatural ways that make me feel barfy. Okami is awesome-tastic. Fighting was sort of annoying at first but I got it after a few minutes. Other than that it's great and I love it. I didn't get to play MadWorld yet because it didn't come out yet (durr).

I started gym yesterday. We play dodgeball every Friday. Guess what else happens on Friday? I have to go to stupid tutoring for state tests! I'm pissed, because dodgeball's the only thing I like in gym. GRR!

The pope has a YouTube channel now. Seriously. It has to be the lulziest thing ever. Click and see it.

Click this to watch Sad Kermit. It's seriously funny. He does drugs and stuff.

Uh... I guess that's it. Bye.

]]> ~dirty-sanchez5 http://dirty-sanchez5.deviantart.com/journal/22642097/ http://dirty-sanchez5.deviantart.com/journal/22642097/ Sat, 17 Jan 2009 21:25:35 PST 1. Pick one of your OCs [no fan-OCs, like your character made for Naruto]
2. Have them answer the questions
3. Tag five people

*What's your name?
Xizzy, pronounced zih-zee.

How old are you?
24

What's your marital status?
Bachelor

Are you a virgin?
Hell, I lost that in 9th grade.

Any children?
Eww. No.

How often do you get drunk?
I had a couple beers before I started this.

How many sex partners have you had?
I lost count when I passed 20.

What's your dress style?
I only wore a dress once, and that was because I lost a bet. Oh, you mean clothes in general? I just throw on whatever's lying around. Usually a t-shirt and jeans.

How would you be stereotyped?
I guess like a metalhead, which is pretty much true.

If you were a member of DevArt, what would your name be?
geeb9867

Do you like fruits or vegetables?
There's no third choice?

Have you ever killed anyone?
No.

Have you ever said or done anything to intentionally hurt a person?
Probably when I was drunk.

Have you been heartbroken?
I've never been in a serious relationship, so no.

What was your family like?
Hated 'em. They were all uber-conservative. It was a little hard considering I'm a hermaphrodite.

How tall are you?
6'

Do you have a magic familiar? If so, what is it?
Only when I drop acid.

What's your battling specialty?
Using anything and everything as a weapon.

Do you like your creator?
He's sort of a nerd, but he's alright.

Would you be lovers with your creator?
Uh... I don't think he'd be that good in bed... maybe?

What's the most random thing you've ever done?
Once I sat in my apartment with the lights off and shined a lazer pointer into other people's apartments.

Did you like answering these questions?
Meh. There wasn't anything better to do.

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No one shall be tagged because I don't feel like it. I did this because did it and I was bored. Xizzy is, besides my screen name on MySpace, a character I made up randomly one night. I'd write about hir but whenever I'd try to I'd lose interest really quick.

]]> ~dirty-sanchez5 http://dirty-sanchez5.deviantart.com/journal/22474903/ http://dirty-sanchez5.deviantart.com/journal/22474903/ Thu, 08 Jan 2009 17:24:42 PST creepypasta. I was on AIM on Sunday and some guy I don't know started talking to me. Apparently his name is Jack and he just moved to town. He knew my name, what my network name was, and the website I was looking at on Saturday at 3 a.m. He told me he thinks I look sexy (he saw my picture here) and he wants to have sex with me. It creeped me out, but for some reason it turned me on. He hasn't talked to me since, but I hope he will again.

Yesterday I started going to a support group to help me with my problems. There were only four other people there, due to an ice storm up here. The one guy there was cute. Being that it was my first day, I didn't say much other than that I'm depressed. I mostly listened to what they had to say. It's nice to be around others who are going throughh the same thing as me.

While on the subject of depression, it's getting really hard to ignore. Ever since the day after Christmas I've been thinking about killing myself on almost a daily basis. It's making everything increasingly difficult to do. Honestly I don't know how long I can last.

]]> ~dirty-sanchez5 http://dirty-sanchez5.deviantart.com/journal/22307049/ http://dirty-sanchez5.deviantart.com/journal/22307049/ Wed, 31 Dec 2008 15:08:17 PST anything because he wouldn't tell me what he wanted, but I have something in mind for him. Don't worry, it's nothing pervy and gross. I still have $150 left over in the form of Visa debit cards from Wal Mart, so I might do some online shopping for naughty things.

Looking back on the past year, I'd say I have mixed feelings about it. There was a lot of good that happened, like all the stuff at work, and the fun things at school. Then there was enough bad, like my breakdown. Then again, I really don't want the year to end. Meh. Guess I can't do anything about time passing.

I guess now I'll say I love all my friends. You're the coolest people ever and you make everyone look like douchebags. I hope next year is awesome for you guys, and all that fun stuff. Because I seriously love you guys.

I'll see everyone next year.

]]> ~dirty-sanchez5 http://dirty-sanchez5.deviantart.com/journal/22191272/ http://dirty-sanchez5.deviantart.com/journal/22191272/ Thu, 25 Dec 2008 13:15:18 PST Things I got for Christmas and You Didn't
Spore: Galactic Edition
ROck Band 2 for Wii
Nine Inch Nails - The Downward Spiral
Marilyn Manson - Holy Wood (In the Shadow of the Valley of Death)
Austrian Death Machine - Total Brutal
The Dark Knight
All 3 Jeff Dunham Specials
Akira
A penguin mug
A shirt
Wii boxers
A 4GB flash drive
$250
Candy!

I know, you're jealous, but guess what? I'm still going shopping some time for other stuff because I wanted some tripp pants but I need to try some on so know what size to get. Maybe I'll take because he seems like he needs to get out of town for a bit.

Well, Merry Christmas (or whatever you celebrate around now) and happy new year.

]]> ~dirty-sanchez5 http://dirty-sanchez5.deviantart.com/journal/22124692/ http://dirty-sanchez5.deviantart.com/journal/22124692/ Mon, 22 Dec 2008 15:10:05 PST 's Christmas party. and were there with other people we know for good times and Christmasiness. Zalar gave us all pictures of us that he drew. There was an epic snowball fight that ended with me getting epic bruises the next day. We watched the Invader Zim Christmas special and scales lip syncxhed to Jingle Bell Rock. I taped it but i can't rip it off the DVD in my camera, so it can't go up on YouTube. [insert frowny face here] Anyways it was fun.

The next day I went to my family's Christmas party. It was better than Zalar's party. I got to see my uncle Lyle again. He looks like Dave Mustaine. He's a hippy. And an electrician. He left early though. I got presents there: $30, a bar of chocolate, and all three Jeff Dunham specials. My aunts got drunk. My aunt Christie started hitting on my dad. Just another thing that makes you shudder. My aunt Billie (yes, that's her name) almost peed herself twice. I tried to get beer off of her, but she said "I'm not that drunk." Then my dad went in the kitchen, brought me a bottle of vodka, and said "Here, drink up." I wasn't drinking straight vodka because it tastes like rubbing alcohol. My aunts said I'm not invited next year, but my cousins said they want me to come over more often.

Today we had our Christmas party in Vo Tech. There was ham, which I ate a pound of, along with stuffing, maccaroni and cheese, and some of a pumpkin roll. Our class got to stay at Vo Tech all day, but there was a stupid Christmas music thing at the school that we had to go to. It sucked.

No more journal for you!

]]> ~dirty-sanchez5 http://dirty-sanchez5.deviantart.com/journal/22055099/ http://dirty-sanchez5.deviantart.com/journal/22055099/ Thu, 18 Dec 2008 18:40:20 PST
I went to see my psychiatrist the other day so I got to miss school. He told me things I already knew (examples being I have low self esteem, have trouble making new friends, blah, blah, blah), got me to cry, said I should try to put myself in situations where I'll meet new people and/or raise my self esteem, and told me that i should write down positive things about myself because I think about the negative things more. Meh, it shouldn't be that hard. In something unrelated, I found some rule 34 of the warden from Superjail. Creepy, but sexy.

After that I went to the Cracker Barrel for lunch. I got chicen pot pie. It was really hot. For dessert I got a piece of apple pecan strudel pie, or something like that. Basically I had pie for lunch. Afterwards I pooped for at least an hour.

After that we went to the Bloomsburg Mall, which SUCKED! It's not that bad; there's just nothing in there. I got a CD. I wish there was a Hot Topic there, because I want a pair of tripp pants, but I don't know what size I take so I need to try a pair on.

Uh... that's it... bye.

]]> ~dirty-sanchez5 http://dirty-sanchez5.deviantart.com/journal/21987569/ http://dirty-sanchez5.deviantart.com/journal/21987569/ Sun, 14 Dec 2008 19:49:04 PST Hot chocolate.


2)Does Santa wrap presents or just sit them under the tree?
Wraps them.



3)Colored lights on tree/house or white?
Colors colors everywhere!


4)Do you hang mistletoe?
No.


5)When do you put your decorations up?
The first week of January.



6)What is your favorite holiday dish (excluding dessert)?
Stuffing. By the way, I hate when people call it dressing. DRESSING GOES ON SALAD DAMMIT!

7)Favorite holiday memory as a child:
There was this one christmas when I was really little where I got all this Power Ranger stuff and I practically hyperventilated.


8)When and how did you learn the truth about Santa?
When I was 10; I heard my parents putting the presents under the tree.


9)Do you open a gift on Christmas Eve?
Yup, over Gram's.Yeah, the ones my gram gives me.


10)How do you decorate your Christmas Tree?
We decorate it with aborted babies and upside-down crosses. Then we get a bunch of gay people to have an orgy around it as we chant "Satan! Satan!" How do you think we decorate the tree.



11)Snow! Love it or Dread it?
It would be better if it was warmer, but it's alright.


12)Can you ice skate?
Maybe in a parallel universe, but not here.


13)Do you remember your favorite gift?
My leather trenchcoat.



14)What is the most important thing about the Holidays for you?
The break from school, which I really need.


15)What is your favorite Holiday Dessert?
Heaven, which is whipped cream, mini marshmallows, and pineapple mixed together.


16)What is your favorite holiday tradition?
The tree. Because it's pretty.


17)What tops your tree?
A light-up star.



18)Which do you prefer giving or receiving?
Honestly, I prefer recieving. Giggity giggity.



19)What is your favorite Christmas Song?
I Am Santa Claus


20)Candy Canes! Yuck or Yum?
Minty.


21)What do you want for Christmas?
Tripp pants



22)Do you attend an annual Christmas Party?
No



23)Do you dress up on Christmas or wear PJs?
i only dress up if I'm going somewhere special.



24)Do you own a santa hat?
I think I have one somewhere.


25)Who do you normally spend Christmas with?
Usually my family.

]]> ~dirty-sanchez5 http://dirty-sanchez5.deviantart.com/journal/21903195/ http://dirty-sanchez5.deviantart.com/journal/21903195/ Tue, 09 Dec 2008 17:38:49 PST four hours. Then we took a fun trip to the emergency room where I got to sit in a room for 2 hours, wearing a hospital gown that barely covered below my ass, trying to make a urine sample for the doctors. I talked with a bunch of people who all asked me the same questions. Since the hospital had no rooms I got to go home after spending a total hours half naked in the emergency room.

Today I got to skip school for an appointment with my new psychiatrist. He told me that I'm not depressed enough that I need antidepressants. I have to go see him every two weeks for therapy sessions, plus he might put me in with group therapy sometime next month. Depending on how the next few months progress, I may or may not be on pills, so I'll just see what happens.

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]]> ~dirty-sanchez5 http://dirty-sanchez5.deviantart.com/journal/21749605/ http://dirty-sanchez5.deviantart.com/journal/21749605/ Sun, 30 Nov 2008 13:44:20 PST
My dad took me out driving the other day. He has a stick shift. I sucked. I must've stalled the car over 20 times. After I figured out shifting, it wasn't that bad. He told my mam-mam he's never taking me driving again.

I went to see Twilight yeaterday. It was alright. The part where they killed the one vampire. They dismembered him and burned him. They only showed his neck getting broken, and it was only a silhouette. I missed 10 minutes of it because I had to go to the bathroom. Edward was creepy. I thought Jasper was hot.

I'm done talking. Bye.

]]> ~dirty-sanchez5 http://dirty-sanchez5.deviantart.com/journal/21686537/ http://dirty-sanchez5.deviantart.com/journal/21686537/ Wed, 26 Nov 2008 18:37:58 PST
I went shopping today. Shut up, I like shopping. It's the only stereotypical gay thing I do. Anyways, we started by getting Chinese food. They had awesome cheese wontons. Then we went to Best Buy and I used up my $40 gift card getting a Deicide CD, Day of the Dead and Doom 3. The cashier gave me a weird look. I expected that. Anyways then while the family went somewhere else I went to Spencer's. I like looking at the vibrators. I didn't get one, though. I'd be embarassed. I found a Barack Obama action figure there. i should've got it. I moved on to Hot Topic next. They had a lot of Twilight stuff in there. I like the guys who work there. They always make me feel special. He let me listen to Total Brutal by Austrian Death Machine. It's the funniest CD ever. All the songs are based on Arnold Schwarzeneeger and his movies. They have a guy doing an Arnie impersonation in every song. They were sold out so I couldn't get it. I got the Invader Zim boxed set instead. I went to GameStop, Waldenbooks and F.Y.E. after that, but I didn't find anything interesting there so I won't talk about that.

That's it. Stop reading. The journal's over. Bye.

]]> ~dirty-sanchez5 http://dirty-sanchez5.deviantart.com/journal/21581961/ http://dirty-sanchez5.deviantart.com/journal/21581961/ Thu, 20 Nov 2008 13:28:04 PST
I made a crazy video for YouTube the other day. After I finished it my throat really hurt. Today my neck's stiff and it's a little hard to swallow. Watch it and find out why. Then tell all your friends about it. [link]

My cousin got corn rows the other day. He looked like Kevin Federline. He took them out because we made fun of him. He looked sort of like he had dreadlocks after that. He looked like a stoner. So we made fun of him again. His hair's normal now.

So I got laid last night. It was this really cute guy I saw at school. There wasn't even any conversation; he just saw me in the hallway, pulled me into the bathroom, pulled his pants down and told me to fuck him. So as i was about to penetrate him my mom got scared and said "You're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air." I whistled for a cab and when i came near, The license plate said 'Fresh', And had dice in the mirror, If anything i could say that this cab was rare, But I thought "Nah, forget it - Yo, home to Bel-Air!" I pulled up to the house at bout seven or eight, I yelled to the cabbie "Yo home, smell ya later!" I looked at my kingdom, I was finally there! To sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air!

Bel-Airing aside, today I had a meeting with my guidance councelor. Apparently I have a B average and am 55th in the class. She practically begged me to think about going to college. I like the guidance councelor. The one kid in my shop doesn't like her, but he's retarded so I pretty much ignore him.

That's all I can think of for now. See yous next time!

]]> ~dirty-sanchez5 http://dirty-sanchez5.deviantart.com/journal/21468710/ http://dirty-sanchez5.deviantart.com/journal/21468710/ Mon, 17 Nov 2008 12:51:40 PST
Cam,
I can't be near you right now. I just heard something about you and it's disturbing. I have to talk to someone about it okay. Just stay away for now.
plz James

I don't know what to say about it. I just don't fucking know.

Update: He did break up with me. This shit always happens to me just as I start to fall in love with someone. I'm feeling close to suicide...

]]> ~dirty-sanchez5 http://dirty-sanchez5.deviantart.com/journal/21459506/ http://dirty-sanchez5.deviantart.com/journal/21459506/ Wed, 12 Nov 2008 18:34:13 PST and :iconurassiczalar: laughed when I told them. If I can be brutally honest here, I wanted to knock all of their teeth out for a second. They'll probably laugh again when they read this. They'll have no teeth.

I will now tell you happiness about my boyfriend. His name is James. He's a sexy beast. I'm actually somewhat surprised he asked me out. It's the first time I've been really happy in awhile. Like, words can't describe how happy I am right now. Splee!

]]> ~dirty-sanchez5 http://dirty-sanchez5.deviantart.com/journal/21273091/ http://dirty-sanchez5.deviantart.com/journal/21273091/ Sat, 01 Nov 2008 21:23:57 PDT was there. He thought my sister was my brother, so her costume was really convincing. People said my costume was weird. I wanted to fuck with them so bad. The corpse paint kinda changed my personality. The end of the night consisted of me taking the make-up off. The white paint was easy but the black paint took forever. I don't like it, because it tasted like a crayon.

Friday I passed my permit test. It wasn't that hard. They asked 18 questions, most of them about signs and other common sense things. Then I eventually went over to 's house to watch movies. He had other friends over. We watched The Ring 2 and Audition. Some of his friends are douchebags. Sorry if you're reading this, , but I hate your homophobic douchebag friends with a passion.

Tonight I did nothing until 6, then I went to a friend's house to give out candy. I would've put on the costume again, but the make-up was upstairs, and I didn't feel like getting it down or molesting my eyes with soap to get the black stuff off. Anyhow, after that we played with fart putty and watched The Crow.

]]> ~dirty-sanchez5 http://dirty-sanchez5.deviantart.com/journal/21206339/ http://dirty-sanchez5.deviantart.com/journal/21206339/ Tue, 28 Oct 2008 17:33:49 PDT 's Halloween party. I wore a Barack Obama mask with a trenchcoat and a pimp hat, so I guess I was Pimpin' Obama. was there along with other people who I'm not sure if they have deviantARTs. It was amazingly fun, even though there was no alcohol or cherries getting popped. There were movies and music and a piñata and dry humping people's cousins and gays and lesbians and straight people and bi people and... anyways, it was awesome.

Saturday was Beardfest at Tuesday Tunes, and I had to go because, well, I have a beard. Also, Beer ands Pretzels was there. They were releasing their new CD, but I couldn't get it because I spent all my money getting in. This was the longest show ever. It literally went for 8 hours. It started at 2, with me being onme of the first people there. On the way there I got a half gallon of tea. More on that later. First band on was Mia Wallace. They were an awesome death metal band, and had the only decent mosh pit of the night. After that A Minute Too Late. They have a good guitarist, but the singer is crap. About then I really needed to pee, and their bathroom was closed so I had to run 6 blocks down to Wendy's in the rain with a completely full bladder. Anyways, I made it in time. When I got back this screamo band was in the m iddle of it's set. The singers (yes, 2 of them) couldn't remember the lyrics to their songs, so they had them on the ground and read them as they screeched. Their drummer, however, was awesome. On a scale of 1 to 10, his drum set was a 6 (a 10 is Neil Peart's drum set; look him up on Wikipedia). There were a bunch of screamo bands, so nothing worth talking about really. Then Beer and Pretzels played. They are so awesome. Tey started with a crazy cover of Tom Sawyer by Rush, and then went into songs from their new album. I'm definitely buying it when I have the money. So anyways by 8 I was done, so I left.

Sunday I went over a friend's house and found out something: straight watermelon vodka tastes like rubbing alcohol. All we did was watch The Strangers, then we screwed around and I left after my mom got off work.

That's everything. See you sometime later, foo!

]]> ~dirty-sanchez5 http://dirty-sanchez5.deviantart.com/journal/20986124/ http://dirty-sanchez5.deviantart.com/journal/20986124/ Tue, 14 Oct 2008 13:26:57 PDT
First of all, about new deviations, it's not happening. Since the v6 update, I haven't been able to post deviations or look at my messages. All I can do is post journals and send/recieve notes. That's it. My new base of operations will be my MySpace (click here to see it - [link]).

Well, my birthday was on the 19th of last month (happy belated birthday to me!) so that means I'm 17, which means one year away from being legal. My grandma got me a new laptop. YAYS! Bad thing is I don't have high-speed internet, so a wireless router isn't happening! BOO, LACK OF INTERNET! I don't care, because I use it to play games. I got other things, but the computer is the only thing really worth mentioning since she dropped $2000 on it.

Now for a story on how stupid I am. Over the summer I've taken a liking to whippits. What you do is hold a can of whipped cream upright without shaking it. Then you push the tab and inhale all the gas that comes out. You get high for a minute or two, and it puts a hole in your brain. So one day at work I did 3 whippits. But that's not the bad part. Later on my buddy Fyock had yellow jackets, which are basically sugar pills with something in them that are supposed to make you more alert and focused or something like that. Anyways, I didn't know what they were at the time, so I basically took a strange pill from someone I barely knew. The pill didn't do anything apart from make me feel sick later that night. So, what's the moral of this story? Don't be stupid like me. If you do, it's not my fault when you get raped and/or killed.

School sucks. I hate it. There's a bunch of new kids in my shop, and they're all assholes. Health is the most pointless class ever. Everyone has a hundred in it, because it's that easy.In the beginning of the year he said if we got a hundred on the pretest we passed for the year. I got a 98. That pisses me off. Like last year, I like English the best, because the teacher's crazy-awesome.

I got a kitty last week. My sister picked him up off the street and we got to keep him. I know he's a he because I can see his genitalia. We call him Otis. I think he has a shoe/foot fetish, because every time I go to take off my shoes he starts trying to lay down on my feet. Also, on the second day we had him, he took a shit behind our stove. It smelled indescribably bad. That little thing managed to stink up the entire first floor of our house. He's still pretty damn cute.

I went to the Pennsylvania Renaissance Fair the other week. It was the best place on the planet. They had my two favorite things: leather and swords. We couldn't buy real swords so I got a wooden one. Then I bought a leather cowboy hat (that says 'made in Mexico' on the inside) and a pentagram necklace. Add that to the food I got and I spent almost $100 there. There was a fencing thing that me and Janelle decided to do. I won. Then there was a knife throwing thing. I won. I think I might want to live there.

That's everything. See you some other time. Hopefully I'll have Internet on my laptop and some more MS Paint insanity for you.

]]> ~dirty-sanchez5 http://dirty-sanchez5.deviantart.com/journal/19702484/ http://dirty-sanchez5.deviantart.com/journal/19702484/ Thu, 31 Jul 2008 15:11:30 PDT tagged me. Whatever.

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Rules:
1. Post these rules.

2. People tagged must post 8 facts about
themselves.

3. Tag 8 people and post their icons in the same journal.

4. Go to their page and send them a message saying they've been tagged.

5. No tagbacks.

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1. I've been an out-of-the-closet gay since last September.

2. I admit to having a hypnosis fetish.

3. I got my mom to go to the GameStop every day for, like, a month to get me a Wii.

4. I actually read for fun. O_o o_O

5. I freak out everyone at work.

6. Half of my favorite movies are Asian.

7. My computer sucks.

8. I haven't written anything for my book in months.

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All were picked randomly, except for This is revenge for tagging me last time.

]]> ~dirty-sanchez5 http://dirty-sanchez5.deviantart.com/journal/19535787/ http://dirty-sanchez5.deviantart.com/journal/19535787/ Tue, 22 Jul 2008 11:30:42 PDT
]]> ~dirty-sanchez5 http://dirty-sanchez5.deviantart.com/journal/19189845/ http://dirty-sanchez5.deviantart.com/journal/19189845/ Thu, 03 Jul 2008 18:46:55 PDT 1. Find out if it's true what they say about black people.
2. Finish writing my book.
3. Go to either Japan, Russia, the UK, Germany, or Sweden.

Three Names You Go By:
1. Wookie
2. CS (stands for cocksucker)
3. Ron Jeremy

Three Physical Things You Like About Yourself:
1. Beard
2. Right pinky finger (because it's deformed)
3. Penis (even though it's small)

Three Parts Of Your Heritage:
1. German
2. Polish
3. Ukranian

Three Things That Scare You:
1. Spiders
2. Heights
3. Those flash animations where it's just a picture and all of a sudden something pops up and screams at you.

Three Things You Are Wearing Right Now:
1. Glasses
2. Silicone bracelets
3. Underwear

Three Of Your Favorite Bands/Musical Artists:
1. POLYSICS
2. Dethklok
3. Marilyn Manson

Three Of Your Favorite Songs:
1. Hammer Smashed Face - Cannibal Corpse
2. Don't Touch Me - Brak
3. United States of Whatever - Liam Lynch

Two Truths And A Lie (In No Particular Order):
1. I'm sixteen.
2. Mario's name was originally Jumpman.
3. has slept with 50 women.

Three Of Your Favorite Hobbies:
1. Video Games
2. Porn
3. Writing

Three Things You Want To Do Really Badly Right Now:
1. Put music on my new MP3 player, but it won't work because my OS is TOO FUCKING OLD!
2. Go to Burger King and get my free milkshake
3. Give myself a blowjob

Three Careers You're Considering/You've Considered:
1. Electrician
2. Writer
3. Performance artist

Three Places You Want To Go On Vacation:
1. Hawaii
2. Amsterdam
3. Walt Disney World

Three Names You Like:
1. Anton
2. Zeppo
3. Sven

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Journals aren't gonna happen much this summer, because I don't feel like it. I posted this because tagged me, and I was in the mood to post something. If you don't like it, then FUCK YOU!

]]> ~dirty-sanchez5 http://dirty-sanchez5.deviantart.com/journal/18749463/ http://dirty-sanchez5.deviantart.com/journal/18749463/ Mon, 09 Jun 2008 13:34:29 PDT
On to something else. Jurassiczalar planned this big walk on Saturday, but I couldn't go because I had work! BLEAH! It was really busy. And hot. It must've been 150 degrees by the grill. It was the same yesterday. Today, I have off! IEI! They didn't give me Wednesday off, though. I have Thursday off instead. Whatever. At least I'm getting paid. Last week my check was for $105! It made me crazy-happy! I really want to get a DS Lite (my old fat one is really annoying me) but I can't trade in my old one for money off anymore. Damn GameStop for ending that promotion! Anyways, since I'm working more this week, I'll get MORE money!

This won't be weekly for awhile, at least until I'll be home every Monday. So see yous whenever!

]]> ~dirty-sanchez5 http://dirty-sanchez5.deviantart.com/journal/18627525/ http://dirty-sanchez5.deviantart.com/journal/18627525/ Mon, 02 Jun 2008 13:15:03 PDT
Work sucked. It was busy both days. For some reason they call me C-Dubbs or something like that, just because it annoys me. Doug told me he used to live in Shamokin. He revealed that Dan Haverty (probably spelled his last name wrong) went from playing army all the timr to being obsessed with the Cthulhu Mythos, and Dan Teats (the last name is made more hilarious, due to the fact that he's pretty fat) craps his pants at least once a month.

We're done with finals. The only hard one was the Gym final. They made us run around the track 2 times (800 meters), then they had us do a 40-yard dash, then they made us do how many sit-ups and push-ups we could do in a minute, THEN they made us do the long jump. We at least got to sit for an hour afterwards.

That's about everything. I can't guarantee that I'll be able to do this on a weekly basis, due to me going to the trailer park for the summer, but I'll post it whenever I can. See you!

]]> ~dirty-sanchez5 http://dirty-sanchez5.deviantart.com/journal/18543037/ http://dirty-sanchez5.deviantart.com/journal/18543037/ Wed, 28 May 2008 12:18:17 PDT
Oh, work was a BITCH this weekend. It was so busy, but at least it went fast. Monday, I got so pissed off. Our fryers are messed up, so there's little burnt bits in it, and everyone else thought they were fine. Then this bitch came up and said "These fries are burnt. I'm not eating them. Get me new ones now." Then she just stared at me as I was making a new batch like it's MY fault the fryers are broken. I mean, it's alright that she thought the fries were burnt and wanted new ones, but I can't stand people barking orders at me. If I'd have been at the register, here's exactly what I would've said:

"Okay, the way I see it, you have 3 choices here. 1, you can eat somewhere else if you don't like the fries. 2, you can suck it up and put ketchup on them like everyone else. 3, you can bend over and I'll shove them up your ass so you don't have to taste them."

I know I would've been fired for that, but at that point I wouldn't have cared.

I took off on Saturday to go out with my dad, but I ended up going to a party instead. It was somewhat boring. Only 3 people, including me, showed up. We played Rock Band most of the time. I suck at the drums. The foot pedal always messes me up. He's jealous that I can do the guitar on expert, though.

WOO! I climbed a mountain with Jurassiczalar on Friday. It was hard. Half the mountain went almost straight up, and half the mountain is shale, so I ended up sliding a little the whole way up. Halfway to the top, I took my shirt off. Jurassiczalar thought it was disturbing. He's way different outside of school. Much sexier. Anyhoo, there were all these metal buildings at the top. It reminded me of the island part of Resident Evil 4. It was pretty cool. On the way down, we heard some people coming up the mountain. We figured they were drunkies who would kill us, so we snuck off the mountain. After I got home, and since I was alone, I engaged in a bizarre sexual fantasy involving the shower. I won't get into that, though.

We started finals today. We don't have one at the VoTech, so we ended up sorting tools to see how many we had. I took my history final. It was really easy. After we were all done, we got to play with Mac laptops. I walked home with Jurassiczalar and scales78. I took off my shirt again. It disturbed them both. I got to see where Jurassiczalar lives. I think I freaked his mom out.

My sister went to Washington D.C. for the Elementary school field trip. My mom went. They got me freeze-dried ice cream (you know, the kind astronauts eat), a lolipop with a meal worm and a cricket in it, and a Barack Obama for President button. She got the button from some Asian lady. It's cool. I wore it to school today.

Well, that was long. See you next Monday, maybe.

]]> ~dirty-sanchez5 http://dirty-sanchez5.deviantart.com/journal/18401002/ http://dirty-sanchez5.deviantart.com/journal/18401002/ Mon, 19 May 2008 15:03:28 PDT
Work was alright this weekend. Saturday was really busy. We went through a whole bag of fries in 2 orders. My cute blond friend denies he's gay. I didn't bring it up, but Bob did, and hey yelled at Bob. Sunday was REEEEEEEEEEEALY boring. It rained. We had maybe 20 orders all day. 2 other kids came in from another stand that closed early with Little Mermaid playing cards. We got into an argument over what Ariel's dad's name was. We settled on King Trident. I asked to have off on Saturday to go out with my dad again, but then I found out that my other friend was having a party on Saturday. So I'm torn between going out with my dad and partying with my friend. But then again my dad said he wanted to go see a movie this week, so I might do that and go to the party on Saturday.

I went to a concert on Friday night. It was mostly local bands, but it was awesome anyways. Beer and Pretzels was my favorite. They made me deaf in my left ear all weekend. I got into a mosh pit during their set. I got knocked over. It was awesome. I went home early, and today my friend who I went with said The Arsenal came on (which is better than Beer and Pretzels) after I left. The entire club was basically a giant mosh pit. She got her lip split open. I'm mad because I missed a better mosh pit. Not only that, but it was The Arsenal's last show! ARGH! Well, my friend said she knows some of the band members, and asked if they would ever do a reunion tour. Thay said maybe. I really hope they do.

I told scales78 and Jurassiczalar this story, so I might as well tell yous, too. Saturday night I was beating off (if you want, you can skip this, because you probably don't want to hear about my autoerotic experimentation). I sleep on the bottom bunk in a bunk bed, so I decided to do something different that night. I put my feet on the top bunk and arched my back, so then my body was straight up, and my dick was pointing at my face. I managed to blow my load in my face, and get some in my mouth. It was awesome, well at least for me (hey, I told you to skip it if you wanted to).

That's everything for this week. See you next Monday!

]]> ~dirty-sanchez5 http://dirty-sanchez5.deviantart.com/journal/18290209/ http://dirty-sanchez5.deviantart.com/journal/18290209/ Mon, 12 May 2008 13:58:18 PDT
Now to explain the title (if you haven't noticed, it's not my usual Weekly Update). Yesterday at work I ate, like, 4 or 5 orders of chicken fingers with nacho cheese on them. In the middle of my ride home, I told my grandma "Pull over at McDonalds, I'm gonna shit my pants." Well, I walked in the door and shat a little in my pants. So then, I clenched my buttcheeks and walked stiff-leggedly to the bathroom where I finished my shit, cleaned myself up, and attempted to wipe the liquid shit out of my underwear, which had soaked in by now. So I walked out of the bathroom, now going commando, and threw my shitty underwear in a trashcan IN THE MCDONALDS. I've had diarrhea all last night (this morning I took a bunch of Immodium, so now I'll be constipated for a few days) and now I think I might have hemmorhoids. My ass really hurts. It feels kind of like someone with really long fingernails is pulling apart my assmeat. Oh well. I wouldn't be surprised if my ass was just rubbed raw from wiping it all night.

Nothing interesting really happened last week, so I'll be seeing yous next week.

]]> ~dirty-sanchez5 http://dirty-sanchez5.deviantart.com/journal/18181914/ http://dirty-sanchez5.deviantart.com/journal/18181914/ Mon, 05 May 2008 14:19:47 PDT
So my dad was picking up my stepbrother (we work at the same amusement park) and asked me to go out for lunch the next day. I said okay, because I wasn't doing anything that day. We went to Applebees. They have really good onion rings. They gave us a lot of food. I couldn't finish my mashed potatoes. Anyways, my dad took me out because he hadn't been around whe I was younger, because he was a drunkie and didn't want me exposed to that kind of thing. He said he was sorry, and I guess he wants to start a relationship, and I think that's cool. He's getting promoted to dad status. My stepdad gets demoted to condom fingers. Anyways, we're going out again next week. He said he's going to preorder Suspiria at F.Y.E. for me. He doesn't have to, but that's awesome!

Wow, that's about it. See you next week.

]]> ~dirty-sanchez5 http://dirty-sanchez5.deviantart.com/journal/18071730/ http://dirty-sanchez5.deviantart.com/journal/18071730/ Mon, 28 Apr 2008 14:06:51 PDT
The Day of Silence was fun, I say sarcastically. It was really easy since I'm usually quiet in school. All the straight people were being assholes, going "Why the hell do we have to be silent for some fag?" Well, guess what, dumbasses, you didn't have to! Anyway, this one girl who was doing it came in with duct tape over her mouth and a sign explaining what she was doing. I just gave the teachers note cards explaining it, and communicated with 20 blank ones I brought. My silence drove scales78 and Jurassiczalar insane. They kept trying to make me talk, but I was quiet until 7 pm (someone called on the phone, so I had to talk). The assholes kept bugging me, so I told them (through a dry-erase board I borrowed during Flex period) that we're doing it in memory of a kid who got shot in the face for being gay. He kept being an asshole, and I was going to ask him what he'd do if I shot him in the face for being straight, but the teacher stopped me.

I got some Wednesday 13 songs yeaterday. He reminds me of Marilyn Manson, but with Misfits-esque lyrics. It's alright, but not something I'd listen to on a daily basis.

Yesterday I got Ringu 2 pre-viewed at the video store. I didn't think The Ring was that scary, so I doubt I'll get The Ring 2, but the Japanese version is creepy. I was seriously scared that Sadako was going to come out of the TV and kill me. I want to see the first Ringu and maybe Rasen (based off the second book in the Ring trilogy of books). Something weird from Wikipedia. Apparently in the book Sadako is a hermaphrodite. It said she was getting raped and the rapist noticed she had a nutsack. Anyways, I suggest you get the Japanese versions of the Ring movies.

That was my awesome week. Talk to yous next time!

]]> ~dirty-sanchez5 http://dirty-sanchez5.deviantart.com/journal/17960267/ http://dirty-sanchez5.deviantart.com/journal/17960267/ Mon, 21 Apr 2008 13:49:50 PDT
I had a weird dream on Saturday. I was at a castle, and my mom was talking about some kind of graduation. So, I wandered around the castle until I got to a garden, and two of my friends were talking about these trophies they got for graduating (they looked like the Emmy statues). Then I was in a bedroom with scales78 (he was talking with me about something, but I don't remember what), and there was a toilet in the middle of the room. I had to shit, so I was going to go there, but then these old people came into the room (they said they were related to me) so I was going to go in the bathroom, but some other old lady went in to use it. Then I woke up, and I had to shit for real. Weird.

I got all the characters and stages in Brawl, and now I'm mad because I can't get any of the games in the Mother series. Over here, we know one game in the series (Earthbound), but in Japan, Earthbound was Mother 2. Lucas, from Brawl, was a character in Mother 3, which I doubt will ever be released in America, but I have heard rumors of a Mother Trilogy coming out for the DS sometime in the future, which I hope will be translated and released here.

The trailer park sucks. There's nothing to do there, and no one there, and I'll be stuck there all summer. At least I have a job, and we go out on Wednesdays, when I have my day off, so I'll only be there at night, which still sucks, because the bed's to small and uncomfortable. Oh well, at least I have a decent TV that I can play my Wii on now.

More problems with Mrs. Shaffer. Today she told us she's against abortion and birth control because they're unnatural. This got me thinking, "Hey, medicine's unnatural, too. So is clothing, and glasses, so why isn't she against those? Ah, nevermind. I must keep my good mood up.

Friday's the Day of Silence. It's an LGBT (lesbian, gay, bisexual, and transgender) thing where non-straights and theyr supporters don't talk for a day to protest discrimination and harassment against non-straights in school. I'm doing it, because I get picked on at school for being gay (which is WRONG!), and hey, if I don't talk for a whole day to anyone, I bet I'll freak out a bunch of people.

Well, that was my week. See yous next time.

]]> ~dirty-sanchez5 http://dirty-sanchez5.deviantart.com/journal/17849308/ http://dirty-sanchez5.deviantart.com/journal/17849308/ Mon, 14 Apr 2008 13:49:54 PDT
I have a job now. Hooray, I guess. I got the job at Knoebels (a theme park close to Shamokin). I applied to work in grounds maitenance, which is basically picking up trash in the park, but I ended up working at a food stand. Dammit, that's the only place I didn't want to work, and that's where they put me. Oh well, at least I won't have to stay at the trailer park for long during the summer.

I drew a random picture at school today. It's not finished yet, but so far it's almost as crazy as the one I did with scales78 and Jurassiczalar. [link] The link is to the original random picture, which scales78 put on his page. I can't put it up, considering I have no scanner, so mentioning this is sort of a moot point. By the way, I love the word moot. I think it's my new favorite word. Anyhow, I'll tell you what's in the picture so far so you can visualize it:

the Shoop Da Whoop guy firing his lazer
a fried egg
the word KWAZZ
TrogDor the Burninator
a popsicle
Superman
The Death Cookie
a dead baby
a Vietnamese guy pointing at the dead baby, and saying "Hey look! I found dinner!"
the Batman logo
a bird with a candy bar head
a bunch of 9s
an evil tree with a knife
a flaming taco
a wizard shooting lightning bolts at the Shoop Da Whoop guy
Hiroyuki Hayashi of J-Rock band POLYSICS singing Electric Surfin Go Go
a phone with a guy saying "U HAV THE R0NG NUMBR!" on the other line
an old bald guy's head (he was supposed to be Albert Einstein, but I couldn't get his hair to look right)
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Wow, that's a lot of stuff. And pretty random, too. I'm going to put more things on it tomorrow. Maybe if I ever get a scanner you'll be able to see it.

I had a really weird dream last night. I got on the bus after school (not the bus I go on, but no one seemed to notice). So, I look over to the seat next to mine, and I see my friend Greenwalt getting strangled by five guys, so I save him. Then he's freaking oyt about the guys, saying they're gonna go to his house and kill him. So, I say he can hide at my house. I'm walking home with Greenwalt and someone else. I saw him at school, but I have no idea who he is. Anyway, he told me his name was Al. After we got to my house, my tooth started hurting, so I went upstairs to look at it in the bathroom. It was cracked apart, so I pulled it out (in three pieces) and went downstairs. Greenwalt and Al disappeared, replaced by a bunch of pamphlets for dentists. So I looked through one to see how much it would cost to fix my tooth. Then I woke up. Why don't dreams ever make sense? Maybe it's telling me that I should brush my teeth more often.

My mom caught me looking at a picture of a chick getting fucked by a dog that I found on Rotten.com. Now she thinks I'm into beastiality. It makes me depressed.

Well, that's all I have to say about this week. See you next Monday.

]]> ~dirty-sanchez5 http://dirty-sanchez5.deviantart.com/journal/17734021/ http://dirty-sanchez5.deviantart.com/journal/17734021/ Mon, 07 Apr 2008 15:28:26 PDT
The April Fool's Day prank was retarded. Wow, a 4chan meme, how original. I tried to do one, but it didn't work. I was going to have a picture of a guy's crotch as the preview image, and it was going to be titled "Click to See my PEN15", and then when you clicked on it, it would just be the word PEN15 in big letters. I'm mad it didn't work. Oh well, the Shoop Da Whoop I made to replace it is okay, I guess.

My stepdad's crazy. He wanted us to spend the night at the trailer park on Saturday. I didn't want to go, and me and my mom got into a fight about it. I mean, I'm 16, so I should be allowed to stay home alone by now. I screamed really loud, and my mom didn't talk to me for an hour. Then she left for work. I felt really bad about it, and I started crying. Wow, I'm a wuss, but I'm gay, so I guess it's okay. I was holding in a lot, so I guess I was going to cry sometime or another. Anyway, we've made up now. The trailer park sucked. We didn't have heat or water. But my mom gave me an extra blanket, so I was warm, even wearing nothing but my underwear.

I have AIM now. My screen name's bigdsanchez5, if you care to talk to me. If not, then FUCK YOU!

The state tests were fun. SARCASM! They actually weren't as bad as I thought they'd be. Most of it was easy. The whole week was nice, save for the fact that I missed out on Vo-Tech all week. Jurassiczalar was stressing out about it, but I'm sure he did alright.

Speaking of school, we got report cards today. I got almost all 90s. I got a 79 in English. Whatever, I got higher grades in everything.

Well, that's all I have to say about this week. See you next week.

]]> ~dirty-sanchez5 http://dirty-sanchez5.deviantart.com/journal/17606708/ http://dirty-sanchez5.deviantart.com/journal/17606708/ Mon, 31 Mar 2008 13:35:21 PDT
I'm starting to get into Industrial music again. I got some KMFDM and Nine Inch Nails over the weekend. I was reading about NIN, and it said the only member is Trent Reznor, and the rest of the band is only there for live performances. What an egomaniac. They sound like a mix of dance and metal.

Now for something bizarre. On Saturday night, I stripped naked, kneeled in the middle of my living room, and jacked off. I put my pajama pants on the floor so I wouldn't get anything on the floor. Since I put them back on and didn't change my clothes afterwards, I sat around on Sunday with big cumstains on my pants.

Swimming is kinda fun. It's what we're doing in gym for the next two weeks. The guys are all homophobes, so I get dressed alone because they're afraid I'll look at them. At least this year they're mature about being naked around other guys. Anyhoo, maybe I'll get in the shower with the rest of the guys, and naked, like this one guy (most of them shower in their trunks), but I'm afraid I'll get a boner or something. I'm pretty sure they know I'm gay, but I doubt their maturity level.

We have wonderful state testing all this week. I hate it. You know, they lie when thet say they help you out in school. It's really a way for them to get government funding. See, if not enough people pass, thge school loses funding until enough pass. In our schools, if the juniors fail the test, they can't graduate, so basically they're punishing them for losing the school money. On top of that, the base the curriculum on what we need to pass the test, leaving us missing some knowledge needed to function in society. I should take this up with the administration and see what they have to say. We're missing Vo-Tech because of the dumb tests. But it's helping me catch up on my reading. See, today's the first time I've read Mattimeo in a couple weeks.

Now on the subject of the book. I'm halfway through it. The heroes almost died. They got trapped in a cave and almost ran out of air, but they got saved in time. Anyway, it made me hungry because every other chapter it talks about someone eating. I'm so eating breakfast while I read this so I won't torture myself until lunch.

Peace, foos. See yous next week.

]]> ~dirty-sanchez5 http://dirty-sanchez5.deviantart.com/journal/17493128/ http://dirty-sanchez5.deviantart.com/journal/17493128/ Mon, 24 Mar 2008 13:37:25 PDT
On Friday I got Star Fox Command for the DS. I'm glad for the Star Fox series, because they've done different things for every game since Star Fox 64. This one has a turn-based map you have to traverse, where you can pick up missiles for the Great Fox (which looks like a giant barge now), fighting enemies, and destroying enemy bases untiul you either die, run out of turns, or kill everything in the level. You can also be people besides Fox in 1 player mode (the rest of team Star Fox, team Star Wolf, and some other random guys).

I started going on MySpace again. I decided I'll go on there when I'm angry and type angry things in my blog. The page already lists all the things I hate, so it shouldn't be that hard. If you want to see it, search for WIZARD POWER! (exclamation point included) and gaze in wonderment at my anger.

That's all for this week. Happy late Easter and see you next Monday.

]]> ~dirty-sanchez5 http://dirty-sanchez5.deviantart.com/journal/17381928/ http://dirty-sanchez5.deviantart.com/journal/17381928/ Mon, 17 Mar 2008 15:32:14 PDT [link] First of all, read this. It's so funny.

And now for something funnier. I went to visit my 71 year old mam-mam at the high rise on Sunday, and she shit herself. It got all over her clothes. She can't really make it to the bathroom, so she has a potty chair in her living room. So she was sitting in her living room naked, with the lights off. Oh, but it gets funnier. She told my dad to WIPE HER ASS. At this point I'm dying of laughter because this has got to be the funniest thing I've ever seen. My dad got angry and kicked me out. I don't blame him. I wouldn't want to do that, but it was hilarious to watch. And since the lights were off it was kinda like watching porn for old people in nursing homes.

It was really nice here on Friday, so I went shopping for shoes. My old ones were ripping so I needed them. I got these tall, black boots (I call them Nazi Death Boots) and I stomped around school in them today. The only problem is that they're really hot. I swear I poured an inch of sweat out of them when I finally took them off. It feels incredible to be barefoot right now.

It was too easy to get everyone in Brawl. If you play through Subspace Emissary, you can get all but three characters. While on this subject, I don't like Captain Olimar and Sonic. Olimar is really small (one of Bowser's toenails are probably bigger than him) and most of his moves require Pikmin, so if you don't have any, you're SCREWED. SOnic's okay, it's just that he's too fast, so he runs off the stage all the time, and all his B moves are practically the same. Anyways, it's still a good game (and thank God they took out Pichu).

Jose the Dysfunctional Leprechaun was on the news today! He's this crazy guy who dresses as a leprechaun and does goofy things on the news and at the St. Patrick's Day Parade. He comes on Christmas, but then he's a dysfunctional Christmas Elf. Anyway, first he danced awhile, then he said he was going to do a magic trick, and when Joe Snedeker (the weather guy) was doing the weather, Jose walked up to the green screen holding a green cloth over himself. Then, he randomly took it off his head so it looked like he was a floating head. Joe pretended to choke him, and Jose left. Then he waved his leg by the screen. Joe gave him a present at the end (a Valentines Day ballon with 2 teddy bears) and Jose skipped off into the distance. Really weird, but he's so funny.

Well, that's everything. Happy St. Patrick's Day, and see you next week.

]]> ~dirty-sanchez5 http://dirty-sanchez5.deviantart.com/journal/17274410/ http://dirty-sanchez5.deviantart.com/journal/17274410/ Mon, 10 Mar 2008 16:19:15 PDT
Now, about the game. Since I don't want to spoil any of the secret characters, I'll only reveal the starting ones. They're as follows:
Mario (Mario Bros.)
Peach (Super Mario Bros.)
Bowser (Super Mario Bros.)
Yoshi (Super Mario World)
Wario (Super Mario Land 2: Six Golden Coins)
Donkey Kong (Donkey Kong)
Diddy Kong (Donkey Kong Country)
Pit (Kid Icarus)
Link (The Legend of Zelda)
Zelda (The Legend of Zelda)
Shiek (The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time)
Kirby (Kirby's Dream Land)
King Dedede (Kirby's Dream Land)
Meta Knight (Kirby's Adventure)
Samus (Metroid)
Zero Suit Samus (Metroid: Zero Mission)
Fox (Star Fox)
Lucas (Mother 3)
Ike (Fire Emblem: Path of Radiance)
Pikachu (Pokemon Red and Blue)
Pokemon Trainer with Charizard, Ivysaur, and Squirtle (Pokemon Red and Blue)
Ice Climbers (Ice Climber)
Pikmin and Olimar (Pikmin)
Man, this turning out to be a huge journal. Well, Classic mode is pretty much like the one in the last two games. The Subspace Emissary is a HUGE improvement over Adventure Mode in Melee, although it makes getting the secret characters way too easy. All the event matches and stuff like that are still in it, plus a stage builder. It's a little annoying getting used to using the Wii-mote and nunchaku, but this is easily overcome in Training Mode. The graphics are also better. There's even more detail on Mario's pants!

The vice principal at the elementary school died, so we got Friday off. I don't really care, because I didn't know her. Everyone was crying and stuff. I however take a more rational view of death. I think it's a natural part of life and we should accept it.

You wanna do something fun? Get some shrimp from Long John Silvers and put them in the microwave for 45 seconds. They'll explode all over the microwave. It looks really cool.

Wow, this took a long time to write. See you next week. I won't write one as long as this for awhile.

]]> ~dirty-sanchez5 http://dirty-sanchez5.deviantart.com/journal/17166057/ http://dirty-sanchez5.deviantart.com/journal/17166057/ Mon, 03 Mar 2008 14:39:11 PST
Ramune is basically Japanese Sprite, but it comes in dofferent flavors. In Japan, they even have curry and wasabi Ramune (I really want to try some of this). I ended up getting mango flavored. It's really good, but it's really hard to open. The cap is a big piece of plastic with a marble in the middle of it. You're supposed to push down the marble with this piece of plastic that comes with it. It tastes kinda weird, but it's not that bad.

The DVD I got was Audition. It's this weird Japanese horror movie. It's not really that gory (nothing like that happens until the end of the movie), in fact it's boring untiul the end but it's well worth the wait.The story is this guy hold an audition to meet women, and ends up going out with this seemingly normal lady who turns out to be a psychobitch.

Brawl finally comes out this Sunday. I plan to go to Game Stop's launch party the day before so I can be one of the first to get it. It took the long enough to put it out. I've been counting down the days since the middle of February. Next week (if I manage to get it) I'll tell yous how it is.

Last week was again really boring. See you next week. I hope this one's better (the end should be better with the coming of Brawl).

]]> ~dirty-sanchez5 http://dirty-sanchez5.deviantart.com/journal/17060147/ http://dirty-sanchez5.deviantart.com/journal/17060147/ Mon, 25 Feb 2008 15:39:49 PST
I was playing around on my Wii and I discovered the Photo channel. You can put an SD card into the Wii and mess with the pictures on it. Then you can save them to your Wii and Wii-mail them to people on your friend's list. You can also do puzzles (The 192-piece puzzle's really hard) and do slideshows to music on your SD card. I did a hilarious one to Don't Touch Me by Brak.

I was talking to my aunt and she said that when she was a teenager in New Jersey, she and her friends had ninja costumes. These costumes went the whole nine yards. Like, they pretty much looked like the Ask A Ninja ninja. They'd go out doing mock fights, run around with real katanas and real shuriken stars (but jnot hurt anyone), and play hide-and-seek. One time, she said she and a couple of her friends were hiding in a tree, and they all jumped out. There was this old lady close by who they scared shitless. Another time she was wearing her white one (I guess they each had a black and a white suit) and they were playing hide-and-seek in the snow. So, she laid down in the snow, and no one could find her until one of them tripped over her. This makes me want a ninja costume.

Well, that's all I have to talk about this week. See you next Monday.

]]> ~dirty-sanchez5 http://dirty-sanchez5.deviantart.com/journal/16947017/ http://dirty-sanchez5.deviantart.com/journal/16947017/ Mon, 18 Feb 2008 13:54:47 PST
My sister had more medical problems, ther main reason we were out on Tuesday, and the reason why we got Chinese. My sister had a stye in her eye (try saying that 5 times fast). A stye is an infection in your eyelid, in case you didn't know.

Friday and today pissed me off royally. This one bastard who thinks he's such hot shit started picking on me for no reason. Friday I told him I was gonna fucking kill him because he pulled on my hair. Seriously, who the fuck does something like that? I should've ripped a huge chunk out of that stupid Jew-fro of his instead. Of course I got yelled at because I yelled, and today fuck face decided to be all cocky about it. I mean seriously, who the fuck does this ass clown think he is?

Um... well... yeah. See yous next week.

]]> ~dirty-sanchez5 http://dirty-sanchez5.deviantart.com/journal/16833531/ http://dirty-sanchez5.deviantart.com/journal/16833531/ Mon, 11 Feb 2008 13:55:44 PST
Again I'm creeped out by the Smurfs. The entire population consists of one girl, one old person, and a bunch of dudes. I want to know how they reproduce. I imagine either they're are other females somewhere (tied up in their basements?) or they have some weird gang bang.

People annoy me. They made a big deal out of me shaving. Like, I could care less what other people do or look like, or all that shit, but then these self-centered assholes come and tell me to change based on their views on how people should be. Can't anyone mind their own fucking business anymore? If that's not bad enough, there are all these people who I don't even fucking KNOW who pick on me. Mostly jockholes, who'd end up getting away with it if I told the principal because the administration gives fucking handouts to them. I'm starting to think this calls for some vigilante justice on my part. These thoughts of killing them is starting to scare me. Maybe I need to get some help.

I have some ideas for future books. The first is about a normal kid who's surrounded by insanity. His mom's a dominatrix, his dad's a mad scientist, that kind of stuff. It's going to be more of a comedy to get away from the doom and gloom of this first book I'm writing. The other one is from the point of views of Yahweh (God, as he's called in the Torah) and Satan, but they have way different personalities and physical attributes than is described in the Bible. People will probably say it's blasphemy and shit like that, but all the negative press will probably make it sell better. because people will want to find out what it's about.

Well, I have nothing else to say. See you next week.

]]> ~dirty-sanchez5 http://dirty-sanchez5.deviantart.com/journal/16724380/ http://dirty-sanchez5.deviantart.com/journal/16724380/ Mon, 04 Feb 2008 14:15:12 PST
There was a big scene in History on Thursday. We're talking about how Islam was started, and we got into talking about al-Qaeda. All the jockholes and stupid bimbos kept going on about how all the Muslims are in al-Qaeda and want to suicide bomb us. Me and my ex-girlfriend Amanda explained in plain English that, while al-Qaeda is a Muslim run organization not all Muslims are in al-Qaeda. I lost patience with them, said they were all stupid, she agreed, and then the teacher yelled at us. She started telling us to get off our high horses, enlighten people, etc. I still don't think I was wrong, I only admit that I worded what I said wrong, and besides, even if I tried to enlighten the stupids, my words would fall on deaf ears. I don't half as much mind that I got yelled at, but that bitch made Amanda cry. I hope that teacher's kids are all stillborn.

On to something happier. There was another stint of freezing rain on Friday, so we got the day off. I was so happy. I spent the day, and much of the rest of the weekend catching up on my sleep. My weekend was also extended by a 2 hour delay this morning. But I didn't get 2 extra hours of sleep. I woke up regular time, tried to get back to sleep, and got as far as that trance-like state right before you fall asleep.

Who watched the Superbowl? I did, but only for the commercials. There was this one where a guy drank some kind of energy drink, put jumper cables on his tits, and started dancing, managing to start a car. Oh yeah, the Giants won. I'm only happy they won because all the jockholes were rooting for New England.

I bought the greatest game ever on Saturday: No More Heroes for the Wii. In it, you're Travis Touchdown, an otaku who wins a lightsaber in an online auction, and decides to become America's number one assassin. It's the bloodiest game I've ever played. When you kill someone, a million gallons of blood comes out of the dead guy. If you've ever seen Kill Bill, you have an idea of how much blood comes out of them.

Well, that's all I have to talk about. See you later.

]]> ~dirty-sanchez5 http://dirty-sanchez5.deviantart.com/journal/16613160/ http://dirty-sanchez5.deviantart.com/journal/16613160/ Mon, 28 Jan 2008 13:27:44 PST
The excursion on Friday gave me an idea for another story for my book. What I figured out about the plot so far is that a guy wakes up in an abandoned building, wanders around awhile, and finds a bunch of dead bodies in it. At first the idea was for more of a movie, but has since been adapted into book form. This brings the grand total of stories up to 8, which is where it'll stay, because I LIKE EVEN NUMBERS!

My friend from school (scales78. Check out his page. He has some funny stuff there) brought a really old Kool-Aid Man comic book from, like the 70's or 80's to school today. He got it at a used video game store. It was so stupid. The Kool-Aid man was trying to save the world from the Thirsties, aliens who are trying to take over the world by making everyone in the world thirsty. It was still really funny.

I'm so mad at Guitar Hero 3. I'm on the last 4 songs on Hard mode, and they're so fast. Especially 'Raining Blood'. I can get past the first third of the song, and then there's 5 million notes in 3 seconds and I lose. The other songs are a little better, at least I can get near the end of those songs, but of course I lose. I dread the guitar battle at the end.

Well, nothing else interesting happened lately, so I'll be off now. See you next week.

]]> ~dirty-sanchez5 http://dirty-sanchez5.deviantart.com/journal/16506138/ http://dirty-sanchez5.deviantart.com/journal/16506138/ Mon, 21 Jan 2008 13:23:00 PST
Anyways, onto my near death experience. On Wednesday I was hooking up a lighting relay. It's basically a bunch of lights controlled by switches hooked up to a transformer. Well, I went to plug it in when things went bad. We don't know what caused it, but the plug exploded. I got engulfed in a cloud of blue smoke. Apparently (from what the other people in shop told me) it looked pretty cool, like something out of an Ozzy Osbourne concert, but I couldn't see anything apart from the smoke and a spark where the plug was. I came out of it pretty much unharmed, but my plug is missing one of the prongs. Now I have a new one, and the exploded one is on the wall of electrical failure, with my initials under it.

I think I might have overdosed a little on pills this morning. I woke up around 4 AM with a splitting headache. The only aspirin I could find were these really little ones. One dose is 8 pills, so I took that. I woke up again for school two and a half hours later, my headache no better. So I took some Excedrin and some Immodium for my diarrhea and left. Then I got a cappuchino, which couldn't have helped. All morning I felt feverish, lightheaded, and nauseous. Then I noticed my heart was racing. I was really afraid it was going to stop or I was going to have a heart attack. But I'm fine now, albeit a bit sleepy.

I've finalized a schedule for writing my book. I'm definitely doing seven stories, two of which are getting minor changes, three are being completely rewritten, and two have yet to be written. I might also include an eighth story, but I'm not sure whether or not I really want to.

I just noticed something funny. In the Pre-Hibernation Week episode of SpongeBob, a Pantera song (called Pre-Hibernation) appears as the background music. Weird, huh?

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Well, I have nothing more to say. Talk to you next week.

]]> ~dirty-sanchez5 http://dirty-sanchez5.deviantart.com/journal/16390120/ http://dirty-sanchez5.deviantart.com/journal/16390120/ Sun, 13 Jan 2008 15:22:32 PST
My grandma took me to see National Treasure 2 yesterday. It was alright. The movie was about them looking for Cebola, the city of gold. At the end they found it under a lake somewhere around Mount Rushmore. Sorry if I spoiled the movie for anyone.

My diarrhea came back today. I blame this Hot Pocket I ate earlier. It had chicken, cheese and bacon in it. It was good, but now I'm paying for it.

There was a house fire last night a block down the street from my house. Apparently everyone on the block went to see it. I didn't go because it was cold out. Nothing brings a town together like the opportunity to watch someone's house burn down.

I lost two fuckin' tools in shop class this week. First I lost my philips head screwdriver, so I couldn't finish this project. Well, I bought a new one, brought it to school, and found out that I lost my utility knife, so I had to strip cables with this weird thing that's awkward to use. Well, I managed to sneak a new one into school and now I have a full tool belt.

Well, I'm finalizing my plans for my writing. I haven't done it in so long, and I have som many stories that are unfinished. First of all I'm going to upload stories that I'm either rewriting, not going to use in the book, or (in the case of one) not finishing. After that, I have two or three rewrites to finish, and about a dozen to start writing. After they're finished, I have to find a publisher, which should be really fun.

Well, that's all I have to say this week. See you next week.

]]> ~dirty-sanchez5 http://dirty-sanchez5.deviantart.com/journal/16286582/ http://dirty-sanchez5.deviantart.com/journal/16286582/ Sun, 06 Jan 2008 13:02:45 PST
Going back to school was alright. I wore my new trenchcoat. When people saw me wearing it, the guys either laughed, asked where I was hiding the guns, or said I looked cool, and girls said it mase me look nice. My friend Brandon said it made me look cool, which made my day. I'm sort of falling in love with him, but I'm afraid to say anything, lest it ruin our friendship. Oh, the frustration of being gay whilst living on a island in the middle of the testosterone ocean. How I long for another gay guy.

I really hate gym class. We're playing volleyball, which me and another kid on my team really suck at. The rest of the team are a bunch of stuck-up jock assholes. The one black kid (huge homophobe) always yells at me when I miss the ball, but he tells the other kid "Good try" when he does the same thing I did. It's really frustrating, the kind of frustration where you want to pull out your teeth. Brandon feels the same way, so at least I can confide in him.

Man, that last paragraph totally wrecked my good mood. How about some jokes? Two cannibals are eating a clown. One goes to the other and says, "Does this taste funny to you?" Not funny? How about thts? Two muffins are baking in a oven. One goes to the other and says, "Man, it's hot in here." The other one goes, "Holy shit! A talking muffin!"

Well, that's all I have to report. See you next week.

]]> ~dirty-sanchez5 http://dirty-sanchez5.deviantart.com/journal/16168733/ http://dirty-sanchez5.deviantart.com/journal/16168733/ Sun, 30 Dec 2007 15:17:37 PST Guitar Hero III (Wii)
DDR: Hottest Party
Super Mario Galaxy
NiGHTS: Journey of Dreams
Elite Beat Agents
The Legend of Zelda: Phantom Hourglass
Ultimate Mortal Kombat
28 Days Later
28 Weeks Later
Stanley Kubrick's A Clockwork Orange
A Series of Unfortunate Events: The Penultimate Peril
FLCL 02 (Manga)
A cell phone
Earphones
A leather trenchcoat
$100
Now why did I bother typing all that? I don't know, I guess I'm just really bored. I really should be reading that book for English class. (I'm only on Chapter 13).

Getting back to the subject of what I got, I'll tell you about the games. Guitar Hero III is addictive, but I really suck at it. I haven't played DDR yet; I'm waiting until I'm home alone. Galaxy is fun, but it's a a little disorientating. NiGHTS is much harder than it looks and the controls can get frustrating. Elite Beat Agents is really fun, but some of the songs are frustratingly hard; I still suggest everyone with a DS buy this game. Phantom Hourglass is interesting. The only way I can describe it is that it's like a cross between a Zelda game and Animal Crossing: Wild World. Ultimate Mortal Kombat is basically Mortal Kombat 3 with the Puzzle Kombat feature from Mortal Kombat: Deception.

I might as well say something about the books and movies, too. 28 Days Later is really cool. I liked how it made zombies more dangerous by making them hyperactive. 28 Weeks later was alright, but don't believe the critics when they say it's better than the first one. The first one is much better. A Clockwork Orange is really weird, but still pretty good. I haven't read The Penultimate Peril yet (I have to finish the book for English, then I still have a Redwall book to read). FLCL 02 is way different from the show. It's more sexual, more violent (Naota beats his dad to death, and his grandpa suicide bombs Medical Mechanica), and has a way different ending.

I wish I had a boyfriend. It would have made the holidays more enjoyable and less lonely. I bet you're thinking "Lonely? You have your family, so how could you have been lonely?" Well, I hate my family, and they hate me, so I try to stay isolated from them. Ah, but I exagerrated there. Some of my family does care, but not very much. Yes, a boyfriend would make things better. I should look for one, but I don't know any gay guys around Shamokin. Why is fate so cruel?

Anyway, the rest of the week was uneventful until today. We went to the movies. The rest of my family saw Alvin and the Chipmunks. BORING! I saw I Am Legend. It was pretty good. Basically what happens, is Will Smith makes a cure for cancer out of the measles virus. It mutates, and kills 90% of the people on Earth. 90% of the people who are still alive turn into zombies who can't go out in daylight. The other 10% of the world's populaton are immune. Most of the movie is about Will Smith surviving alone in New York City.

That's all I have to say. See you next year.

]]> ~dirty-sanchez5 http://dirty-sanchez5.deviantart.com/journal/16057724/ http://dirty-sanchez5.deviantart.com/journal/16057724/ Sun, 23 Dec 2007 11:35:53 PST
Electric and welding shop had a Christmas party on Thursday. We had all kinds of food; ham, turkey, stuffing, vegetables, and desserts. A lot of people brought soda. There were at least 40 bottles in the back room. The ham was to die for. I swear it was the best ham in the history of ham. After the food, we could either watch a WWII documentary, play this paintball game that plugs into the TV, or play cards. I did all 3; it was the most fun to play cards. The welding shop kids are all crazy.

My one friend went to NYC with his girlfriend last Sunday. He saw 3 homeless guys living in a box under the Brooklyn Bridge, and another one pushing a shopping cart full of tin cans around. He was in Brooklyn at one point, in a Circuit City, watching this gangsta was playing a demo of Rock Band. Then he came up to them and started rapping for them. I wish I could've been there.

Well, I'm gonna stop talking now. Have a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.

]]> ~dirty-sanchez5 http://dirty-sanchez5.deviantart.com/journal/15959882/ http://dirty-sanchez5.deviantart.com/journal/15959882/ Sun, 16 Dec 2007 13:33:42 PST
There's only 9 days until Christmas! WOOTCAKES! I can't wait because I'm getting a bunch of Wii games. Then I'll play with my Wii all day. Which would be bad. I still didn't read Great Expectations for English class. I have to or else I'll fail English this marking period.

9 days until Christmas also means 16 days until the new year. That depresses me. It means I'm getting closer to dying. I shouldn't be thinking about these kind of things so close to Christmas.

For some reason I'm starting to go on MySpace more. I guess I'm trying to find a boyfriend. Then I start thinkinng of all the porno I look at, and all the guys are really muscular, and that makes me think most gay guys want guys like that, and since I look nothing like that, I start thinking I'll never find a boyfriend. It's depressing me more. If anyone cares to look at my MySpace, the url is [link] I was going through another depressed stage when I picked it.

The stupid Rudolf movie is over. Now the one with Baby New Year. I really hate those movies. I want to punch whoever started making them.

We're having a Christmas Party in our shop class. Actually the welding shop is having it and my shop got invited. We're having turkey and ham and stuff like that. It's going to be awesome. I don't think I'll eat lunch that day.

That's all that's worth commenting about. See you next week.

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'I think that the Chinese will celebrate Evel Knievel's life by putting bumper stickers on their bicycles: "Real men only need two wheels." I don't think Bill Clinton would ride a six-wheeled ATV, and George Bush, well you know how he likes to fly. He's probably waiting for those $100,000 hovercrafts. He is insane, as you know.'

This next one was in the Daily Rotten News section of rotten.com on Friday. It's from 1995, but I guess they thought it was really funny.

'Disgruntled postal employee John Pitney arrives at his Denver workplace in a dress and is placed on administrative leave. Pitney returns later that day in the same dress but sporting a strap-on dildo and gorilla mask. He is arrested. God bless America and God bless the US Postal Service.'

I skipped school on Thursday. I had to go into town in the 11 degree weather to put up Christmas lights, and I just didn't feel like it. It was too cold, anyway. My mom's mad at me for it; I could've been in the paper, but I don't care.

Nothing else really happened this week. See you on the flip side. (God, that was lame)

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