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If you start reading something here and wonder where the hell the rest of it went, feel free to locate it on my ff.net account. Nearly all my fics are there. The even more horribly inappropriate ones are on my Livejournal account.

I'm hoping to soon move them ALL to an archive.

Anyway, linkage:
[link] FF NET

[link] LIVEJOURNAL

Hi everyone! *waves*

]]> ~dysonrules http://dysonrules.deviantart.com/journal/24195754/ http://dysonrules.deviantart.com/journal/24195754/ Sun, 12 Apr 2009 07:16:24 PDT
Regardless, I will probably yank everything from this journal, since there is a better than good chance it will all be "deleted" by the conservative bitchfest sooner or later.

If you want to read my stuff, go to Livejournal where they (so far) still allow people some fucking freedom of speech.

/rant.

]]> ~dysonrules http://dysonrules.deviantart.com/journal/23587646/ http://dysonrules.deviantart.com/journal/23587646/ Sun, 08 Mar 2009 08:22:54 PDT
If any of you are not stalking her yet, you're missing out. She did the hottest Albus/Scorpius pic I've ever seen in my life.

Clicky clicky... I Love Dogs

It's based on a ficlet I wrote, but it's ten thousand times hotter than the fic...

]]> ~dysonrules http://dysonrules.deviantart.com/journal/23372112/ http://dysonrules.deviantart.com/journal/23372112/ Mon, 23 Feb 2009 20:41:35 PST
Sorry about the whole strict mature content thing, but this one sort of warrants it. LOL!

]]> ~dysonrules http://dysonrules.deviantart.com/journal/22940048/ http://dysonrules.deviantart.com/journal/22940048/ Sun, 01 Feb 2009 10:11:10 PST
GRRRRRRRRRRRR.

A billionty.

Anyway, hi everyone!

*waves*

]]> ~dysonrules http://dysonrules.deviantart.com/journal/21743467/ http://dysonrules.deviantart.com/journal/21743467/ Sun, 30 Nov 2008 06:52:51 PST
I know I've been writing since my last post... like a LOT, so maybe I'll post some here.

If you can't wait, ALL of my fics are here:

[link]

or here:

[link]

]]> ~dysonrules http://dysonrules.deviantart.com/journal/20423046/ http://dysonrules.deviantart.com/journal/20423046/ Wed, 10 Sep 2008 13:21:30 PDT
If anyone cares, it can be found here.
[link]

or here.
[link]

It's not slash. Sorry. I probably will write some about the two main characters, though. They are extremely slashable.

More Harry/Draco coming soon!

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]]> ~dysonrules http://dysonrules.deviantart.com/journal/18243153/ http://dysonrules.deviantart.com/journal/18243153/ Fri, 09 May 2008 14:18:52 PDT
I've been writing a TON but mostly on a novel length HD that won't be posted until it's finished. It's going to be pretty long and I'm only on chapter six, so that one is taking awhile. I have a few others I'm working on, too, and if I could FOCUS I might finish one.

...what was I talking about...?

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]]> ~dysonrules http://dysonrules.deviantart.com/journal/17761680/ http://dysonrules.deviantart.com/journal/17761680/ Wed, 09 Apr 2008 10:26:26 PDT
For anyone looking for my most recent ficcage, please stalk my Livejournal account, since I always post there first. I also posted a fic that won't be anywhere else, since I did not write the original.

Linkage: [link]

It feels like I haven't been writing at all, but I suppose that's because I'm writing two LONG fics that can't be posted yet. One is for a fest and the other is for my beta. Both will be posted in upcoming months, but not until at least May.

I'm getting a tax refund. One would THINK I could mail the fucking thing before April 15th, wouldn't one? Maybe I'll stop procrastinating and send it on the 14th this year...

WTF is up with Starbucks? I ordered an EXTRA EXTRA MOLTEN HOT mocha and the damned thing was barely hot. Definitely not warm enough for my (apparently) hell-spawned tastebuds. What the hell do I need to say to get the temp up? "If it will scald a HOLE through the tongue of a normal human, THAT will be hot enough? OKAY? If you cannot touch the cup without TONGS, that will be the proper temp." Morons.

]]> ~dysonrules http://dysonrules.deviantart.com/journal/16990426/ http://dysonrules.deviantart.com/journal/16990426/ Thu, 21 Feb 2008 09:27:33 PST
[link]

*kisses a billionty*

]]> ~dysonrules http://dysonrules.deviantart.com/journal/16671867/ http://dysonrules.deviantart.com/journal/16671867/ Fri, 01 Feb 2008 09:42:18 PST
[link]

She is made of WIN.

I heart heart heart heart her for this.

Oh yeah, and for anyone that didn't finish the fic cuz I'm too much of a lazy bitch to finish posting it here... well, here it is:

[link]

]]> ~dysonrules http://dysonrules.deviantart.com/journal/16538647/ http://dysonrules.deviantart.com/journal/16538647/ Wed, 23 Jan 2008 15:05:32 PST
Here it is, for anyone that wants to read fics I haven't posted here, like the entirety of Draco: Phoenix Rising.

[link]

Go there, be amazed.

Loveage to all. In thanks, I shall post another fic...

Cheryl

]]> ~dysonrules http://dysonrules.deviantart.com/journal/16014298/ http://dysonrules.deviantart.com/journal/16014298/ Thu, 20 Dec 2007 12:45:48 PST
The Slytherin Hufflepuff (finish last chapter or two)
The Slytherin Gryffindor (finish last chapter or two)
Escorts Part Six (write Chapter Two!!!)
By's Creature Fic (write Chapter One - prologue is finished!)
Christmas fic one shot for a large assortment of folks

Look at my tiny list! I'm so happy, I might even have time to play with the new PS3 sitting in my living room! Wooooo!

Anyway, Happy Christmas and all those other holidays to everyone! Major loves!

Cheryl

]]> ~dysonrules http://dysonrules.deviantart.com/journal/15818621/ http://dysonrules.deviantart.com/journal/15818621/ Thu, 06 Dec 2007 09:08:26 PST
My LJ: [link]

Happy holidays everyone!!!

]]> ~dysonrules http://dysonrules.deviantart.com/journal/15678662/ http://dysonrules.deviantart.com/journal/15678662/ Mon, 26 Nov 2007 12:23:07 PST
(Yes, Ira, you should be reading your mangas. And downloading MORE MORE MORE!)


Three Things You Want To Do Before You Die (I'm immortal):
1.) Be famous.
2.) Publish a real-live book on paper.
3.) Have a threesome with two hot guys, except I'll be the one holding the videocamera, lol! "You two just carry on..."

Three Names You Go By:
1.) Cheryl
2.) Joe
3.) dysonrules

Three Screen Names You Have Had:
1.) dysonrules (ya think?)
2.) joerulestheuniverse (love that one)
3.) joerules

Three Physical Things You Like About Yourself (Only three? Darn):
1.) My hair. Long, brown, glinty.
2.) Shoulders. Damn fine shoulders, I have. Envy me.
3.) My eyes. Large, brown, and evil.

Three Parts Of Your Heritage:
1.) Cloned from my mother. Not sure how she did it, but I likey.
2.) British as Brit can get.
3.) Some Greek way back in the dawn of time.

Three Things That Scare You:
1.) Hufflepuffs.
2.) Fire. Keep that shit away from me.
3.) Stupid people. I mean, come on.

Three Of Your Everyday Essentials (Hey, breakfast, lunch, and dinner!):
1.) Coffee.
2.) Chocolate.
3.) Merlot.

Three Things You Are Wearing Right Now:
1.) High heeled boots. I had to RUN this morning, it figures.
2.) Striped blue trousers that shrank in the wash! Woo! Now they are only one size too big!
3.) A striped blue sweater because of the goddamn polar bears that inhabit this office. Turn on the HEAT people!

Three Of Your Favorite Bands/Musical Artists:
1.) Three Days Grace
2.) Hinder
3.) Breaking Benjamin - rocker to the core, yes-

Three Of Your Favorite Songs
1.) Fake by Seether, because it makes me think of yaoi, lol!
2.) Through the Glass by Stone Sour
3.) Every damn thing 3DG sings.


Three Things You SEEK In A Relationship:
1.) Humor.
2.) Brain tissue. Figuratively, not literally. Bored with stupidity.
3.) Loyalty. No, it's NOT overrated.

Two Truths And A Lie:
1.) I have no patience.
2.) I'm a gay man trapped in a woman's body.
3.) Milk chocolate is good.

Three Physical Things About The Preferred Sex That Appeal To You:
1.) BLOND. God. So. Fucking. Hot.
2.) Flat abdomen. *whimpers*
3.) Nice arse, oh yes, pinchable...

Three Of Your Favorite Hobbies:
1.) Writing.
2.) Thinking about writing.
3.) Insulting stupid people - too easy.

Three Things You Want To Do Really Badly Right Now:
1.) Read YAOI.
2.) Finish that damned chapter.
3.) Gorge myself on cheesecake.

Three Careers You're Considering/You've Considered:
1.) Writer.
2.) Wine-taster.
3.) Commander of the Universe.

Three Places You Want To Go On Vacation:
1.) Tahiti.
2.) London.
3.) New York City (again)

Three Kid's Names You Like:
1.) Rhys
2.) Corwin
3.) Morgan
Yeah, they're all from fantasy books...

Three Ways That You Are Stereotypically A Girl:
1.) Long hair.
2.) High heels.
3.) Superior intelligence.

Three Ways That You Are Stereotypically A Boy:
1.) Jeans and t-shirts, baby.
2.) Can't abide incessant chatter. Shut the fuck up, I'm watching Torchwood.
3.) Gwen Stefani, so shaggable.

Three people you'd like to see do this:
*nineInjections
~orangy-pearl
!Byaghro

]]> ~dysonrules http://dysonrules.deviantart.com/journal/15285146/ http://dysonrules.deviantart.com/journal/15285146/ Tue, 30 Oct 2007 10:12:32 PDT
It's kind of a relief. I finished my wintersmut fic and turned it in (woo!) and my hd_holidays fic is almost done (gotta be done by Nov 10, yikes) and Escorts Part Five is almost DONE!

After that, I'm concentrating totally on Phoenix Aflame, since it has a deadline of Nov 29th. Should be close.

Then I'll probably crank out Part Six of Escorts as a Christmas Present to everyone.

THEN I'll get back to the list of belated birthday fics and sequels.

And those two other HD novels I want to write.

]]> ~dysonrules http://dysonrules.deviantart.com/journal/15072936/ http://dysonrules.deviantart.com/journal/15072936/ Mon, 15 Oct 2007 12:43:36 PDT
And Chapter Twelve of Escorts is going up tomorrow! It should be up today, but I got sidetracked reading Lomonaaeren's fics, which are my latest drug of choice. SO good.

For you H/D fans sick of waiting for me, go here and read:

[link]

A Reckless Frame of Mind is BRILLIANCE.

Okay, back to writing.

]]> ~dysonrules http://dysonrules.deviantart.com/journal/14970146/ http://dysonrules.deviantart.com/journal/14970146/ Mon, 08 Oct 2007 12:15:57 PDT
I know I have to finish Chapter Twelve of Escorts. It's just... so close to the end I don't want it to end. It's next, though. I will not work on anything else until that chapter is done! I shall prevail!

My October fic is done! Woooo! Won't be posted until sometime this winter, since I wrote it for wintersmut on Livejournal.

My November fic is plotted!

Phoenix Rising (which is now Phoenix Aflame) has been rewritten through chapter four and DAMN is that ever so much harder than expected.

Luna's unexpected birthday fic is nearly done because it makes me giggle and I wrote a gozillion pages of it before I could stop myself.

I finally pushed aside my AS/S fic for a while. I won't forget about them, though. Cute little guys. *pets them*

I'm still yaoi obsessed, and FINALLY got The Lily and the Rose by Dany and Dany and it was AWESOME!!! Their stuff tends to be angst central, so I was pleasantly surprised by the fluff. Artwork was stunning. Go to yaoipress.com and buy.

]]> ~dysonrules http://dysonrules.deviantart.com/journal/14798528/ http://dysonrules.deviantart.com/journal/14798528/ Wed, 26 Sep 2007 10:41:30 PDT
I finished my September fic, thank goodness. I'll be posting that here next week. NEARLY done with my October fic, YAY!

Nearly done with Greenhouse Three.

Not even close to done with anything else. Oh well.

I rewrote two chapters of Draco: Phoenix Rising because that story just needed to be a Harry/Draco, I just didn't realize it at the time. And I promised Lilith I'd finish it for her birthday, which is November 29th. No problem. It's only 51 chapters.

*panics*

My AS/S fic is coming along, as is Lilith's OTHER fic (is she spoiled or what?) and after that I only have the hd_holidays fic which I don't even have to start until mid-October.

I also got an insane drawing bug and started working on a yaoi graphic novel. Even though I don't really have time for that. We'll pretend I didn't take the time to draw seven pages of it already.

Someday I'll pull it into Photoshop, pretty it up, letter it, and post it here! Really.

]]> ~dysonrules http://dysonrules.deviantart.com/journal/14616972/ http://dysonrules.deviantart.com/journal/14616972/ Thu, 13 Sep 2007 12:48:08 PDT
I know I should be working on Escorts Chapter Eleven (shockingly, it IS nearly finished) but I got completely sidetracked for two full days reading Yellow on You Tube. All 16 volumes, thank you very much wonderful person for posting it there, much love!

Anyway, the damn thing plunged me into an instantaneous drawing mood and I've spent another two days drawing up OCs for a yaoi story that won't leave me the hell alone now. So, in addition to my list:

Escorts Five Chapter Eleven (nearly finished!)
October fic for wintersmut
November fic for hd_holidays
AS/S fic because it won't leave me alone
UST H/D fic for Lilith because she whined (and wow is it good!)
Greenhouse Three (also nearly finished!)
Unnamed H/D novel

I also want to work on this damned thing. Of which I've outlined the entire script and drawn three full pages. Someone shoot me.

I'll try to ink it and post if I don't throw myself in front of the train first.

]]> ~dysonrules http://dysonrules.deviantart.com/journal/14272815/ http://dysonrules.deviantart.com/journal/14272815/ Tue, 21 Aug 2007 13:22:32 PDT
Current fics:
Escorts Five Chapter Ten! (this will be finished soon if it kills me)
October fic for wintersmut
September fic for slashfest
AS/S fic because it won't leave me alone
UST H/D fic for Lilith because she whined
Unnamed H/D novel

Yikes, that's six, isn't it? Okay, nothing new for awhile.

I posted Greenhouse Lessons Two today. I cut half of it and now I'm happier with it.

Of course, that means the cut part will be the beginning of Part Three.

Oh crap... that makes seven.

EDIT: I just signed up for HD Holidays. That makes EIGHT. Kill me now.

]]> ~dysonrules http://dysonrules.deviantart.com/journal/14178927/ http://dysonrules.deviantart.com/journal/14178927/ Wed, 15 Aug 2007 11:10:22 PDT
Well, maybe. It feels good to be finished with things, however.

Still working, though.

Unnamed HD novel
Escorts Five (working on Chapter Nine!)
Greenhouse Lessons Two (finished, but I'm not happy with it. Must edit)
October Livejournal wintersmut fic

And I'll probably sign up for Livejournal slashfest, even though the Harry/Draco requests there were slightly humdrum.

After LOPW, I've found I like the challenge of odd prompts.

And for anyone that has asked, all of my fics are at fanfiction.net, so here is the linkage: [link]

]]> ~dysonrules http://dysonrules.deviantart.com/journal/13941454/ http://dysonrules.deviantart.com/journal/13941454/ Mon, 30 Jul 2007 12:45:53 PDT
My friend Lilith started an obscure prompt war, the results of which I am posting exclusively here on DA until the fifth one is complete.

I'm working on Chapter Eight of Escorts in Exile, which would be easier if I could stop writing one-shots... but I love them.

Finished the Dirt Trilogy, though! It feels good to only be working on three fics now! (Oh wait... five. Miscounted.)

Escorts
Unnamed HD novel
Polyjuice fic
Prompt War Round Three
Wintersmut challenge fic

Well, I'd be bored otherwise, right?

]]> ~dysonrules http://dysonrules.deviantart.com/journal/13767639/ http://dysonrules.deviantart.com/journal/13767639/ Tue, 17 Jul 2007 08:52:42 PDT
I finished a threesome fic, posted my vampire fic (I'll put it here today) and got a good start on Escorts, Part Five, Chapter Seven!!!

And that GIANT fanfic written by JK Rowling comes out soon!!!!

Can't wait! I need answers before I can write my next big massive Draco/Harry novel. Even if she kills one or both. Will that stop me? NO! I already resurrected Cedric Diggory once. I can do it again.

And my DA passed 1,000 pageviews!!!!! I need to celebrate!!!

I know, I'll write myself a fanfic! It will, of course, have Draco and Harry... and Polyjuice... and... manhandling... oooooh, I like where this is going!

Cheers, lol!

]]> ~dysonrules http://dysonrules.deviantart.com/journal/13509866/ http://dysonrules.deviantart.com/journal/13509866/ Wed, 27 Jun 2007 09:11:13 PDT
I'm looking forward to a Harry Potter obsessed month of July. Starting with the movie, and then with the birthday fanfics I have to deliver, and then the BOOK, finally!

And then hundreds of pages of writing more fanfic when the book irritates me, which I know it will.

And because she won't put Harry and Draco together where they belong, right?

]]> ~dysonrules http://dysonrules.deviantart.com/journal/13444794/ http://dysonrules.deviantart.com/journal/13444794/ Fri, 22 Jun 2007 09:49:19 PDT ~dysonrules http://dysonrules.deviantart.com/journal/13393424/ http://dysonrules.deviantart.com/journal/13393424/ Mon, 18 Jun 2007 11:53:44 PDT
Plot setup can be such a drag. Oh, and I started posting Escorts, Part Three on here... more to come.

Sequel to Dirt coming soon... I think.

]]> ~dysonrules http://dysonrules.deviantart.com/journal/13302750/ http://dysonrules.deviantart.com/journal/13302750/ Mon, 11 Jun 2007 11:56:33 PDT
Sort of sidetracked writing a fic for someone who promised to trade it for a pic of Draco. Can't resist that deal!

I'll post that when finished...

]]> ~dysonrules http://dysonrules.deviantart.com/journal/13262688/ http://dysonrules.deviantart.com/journal/13262688/ Fri, 08 Jun 2007 08:26:03 PDT
Which sort of explains the four sequels...

]]> ~dysonrules http://dysonrules.deviantart.com/journal/13238524/ http://dysonrules.deviantart.com/journal/13238524/ Wed, 06 Jun 2007 11:45:58 PDT
Nervous, Three is coming along nicely.
Escorts, Five is plotted, finally.
Dirt, Three has stalled because I'm not completely happy with it.

I need caffeine.

]]> ~dysonrules http://dysonrules.deviantart.com/journal/13217360/ http://dysonrules.deviantart.com/journal/13217360/ Mon, 04 Jun 2007 15:59:40 PDT
Three more to go.

Dirt, Three
Nervous, Three
Escorts, Five

Is that it? Yes, whew. No more sequels.

]]> ~dysonrules http://dysonrules.deviantart.com/journal/13149363/ http://dysonrules.deviantart.com/journal/13149363/ Wed, 30 May 2007 09:55:13 PDT
Not that I've heard anyone complain, for some reason they keep yowling for more, lol!

Anyway, sequels in the works:

Dirt, Part Three
Nervous, Yet?, Parts Two and Three
Draco's Escort Service, Part FIVE

That had better be it.

]]> ~dysonrules http://dysonrules.deviantart.com/journal/12978952/ http://dysonrules.deviantart.com/journal/12978952/ Wed, 16 May 2007 15:06:15 PDT
As long as they involve naked people. Sigh.

]]> ~dysonrules http://dysonrules.deviantart.com/journal/12537174/ http://dysonrules.deviantart.com/journal/12537174/ Tue, 10 Apr 2007 09:22:30 PDT
I have piles of Harry Potter fanfics now. Seven? And one is 50 chapters. And still going strong!

[link]

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]]> ~dysonrules http://dysonrules.deviantart.com/journal/12153510/ http://dysonrules.deviantart.com/journal/12153510/ Mon, 12 Mar 2007 08:05:57 PDT
Cheryl

]]> ~dysonrules http://dysonrules.deviantart.com/journal/12081220/ http://dysonrules.deviantart.com/journal/12081220/ Tue, 06 Mar 2007 13:44:07 PST
I can't write while listening to Hinder. Drawing, on the other hand...

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