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                <title>BLACK HOLE OF JOURNAL SPACE</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 23 Dec 2009 18:02:50 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Well Bob died.<br /><br />Yep.<br /><br />He didn't even last a day I knew this would happen.<br /><br />I mean he was practically ripped from his home in the billabong.<br /><br />Actually I think Bob was a she BUT ANYWAY<br /><br />AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH Bersu's present finally arrived I can post these pictures yessssss.<br /><br /><br /><img src="http://img198.imageshack.us/img198/4883/1010208.jpg"><br />Now you two play nice.<br /><br /><img src="http://img685.imageshack.us/img685/2139/1010209.jpg"><br />Dammit how'd she even get up there?<br /><br /><img src="http://img38.imageshack.us/img38/6613/1010211n.jpg"><br />No way man, I'm taking those.<br /><br /><img src="http://img63.imageshack.us/img63/992/1010214d.jpg"><br />WOO DONKEY KOOOONG<br /><br /><img src="http://img38.imageshack.us/img38/3632/1010217w.jpg"><br />Oh god dammit Tamai not so close<br /><br /><img src="http://img38.imageshack.us/img38/9734/1010219m.jpg"><br />Seriously you guys how do you keep getting places you shouldn't?<br /><br /><img src="http://img685.imageshack.us/img685/5668/1010220.jpg"><br />Now that I think about it, Tamai kind of looks a little bigger than Dorado. Heh heh.<br /><br /><img src="http://img94.imageshack.us/img94/6498/1010221.jpg"><br />Darn it Dorado get down from there D:.<br /><br /><img src="http://img685.imageshack.us/img685/4294/1010224.jpg"><br />See, now look what happened.<br /><br /><img src="http://img38.imageshack.us/img38/6144/1010226.jpg"><br />It's ok babykins, Tamai will fix you up.<br /><br /><img src="http://img692.imageshack.us/img692/4851/1010227.jpg"><br />Awww, happy end~.<br /><br /></img></img></img></img></img></img></img></img></img></img></img> ]]></description>
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                <title>And yet I can't have a pet mouse</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 22 Dec 2009 07:15:30 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Oh God Dad and Rhiana brought a red claw home aaaaaaaaahh.<br /><br />It's not very big BUT STILL you stay in that box, Bob, I mean it.<br /><br />And yeah, Rhiana named it Bob.<br /><br />That's right. <br /><br />It's <i>her</i> pet red claw.<br /><br />Aaaargh I want a pet of my own dammit. Just something that I can carry around all the time that would be cool.<br /><br />I also went fishing for the first time and caught this hooooooge ma'fucker. <br /><img src="http://img37.imageshack.us/img37/8687/13566130711568258313712.jpg" /><br /><br />Lookit it, isn't it wonderful?<br />I hardly expected to catch anything let alone a sucker like that.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>I Learned</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 29 Nov 2009 04:16:21 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ All fruit bats live in Yeppoon. The ones that don't? They are <i>from</i> Yeppoon.<br /><br />The burgers are in fact better at Hungry Jacks.<br /><br />I am related to that one jack ass who plays with the fire alarm.<br /><br />Old ladies dig my Cookie Monster bag.<br /><br />No matter what you do, the sand will get everywhere.<br /><br />Rainbow lorikeets <i>love</i> fruit smoothies.<br /><br />Rainbow lorikeets are some of the prettiest birds I have ever seen.<br /><br />Rainbow lorikeets are some of the most fucking obnoxiously loud and annoying birds I have ever seen.<br /><br />What's worse than water going up your nose? <i>Salt</i> water going up your nose, that's what.<br /><br />If you're going to hate something, hate live action pet movies. Especially if "Bud" or "Buddies" is in the title.<br /><br />And Christmas movies. Hate those, too.<br /><br />Especially live action Christmas pet movies.<br /><br />If you want discomforting stares from total strangers while you are trying to steal a ball from your brother when swimming, go to Rydges. They have it in spades!<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Wocky. It's the new pocky.</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 25 Nov 2009 13:35:30 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Y'know, at first I only played Apollo Justice once and never, ever looked at it again for a while but now I really love it. <br />What's even more silly is that I've fallen in love with the character I used to hate the most in that game. Wocky Kitaki. ( Lookatthatevenspellcheckhateshisname )<br />At first I hated everything about him from his overly stereotypical gangster talk ( it seriously made him look like he tries <i>way too hard</i> ) right down to that curl in his hair. <br /><br />But now.<br /><br /><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow" ><a href="http://RyuichiFoxe.deviantart.com/art/Stamp-Hearts-for-Wocky-2-80764845"><img src="http://fc06.deviantart.net/fs27/f/2008/083/3/9/Stamp____Hearts_for_Wocky_2_by_RyuichiFoxe.gif" width="99" height="55" /></a></span></span><br /><br /><img src="http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/aceattorney/images/e/e6/WockyKitaki.png" /><br /><br /><i>Aaaaugh</i> I want a Wocky plushie <i>so bad you don't even know</i>.<br /><br />On a completely unrelated topic: Last day of school!<br />For me anyway. Jarrod still has, like, two weeks left. Sucker.<br /><br />To kick start the holidays Dad's taking us to Rydges. I think I might have mentioned it before, but I doubt you remember that it's some flashy resort just outside Yeppoon and Emu Park.<br /><br />Yeppoon is a really, really silly name, by the way.<br /><br />Who calls a town Yeppoon? That's just asking for innuendo.<br /><br />...Jab it in <i>Yeppoon</i>. *gigglesnort* <br />That joke also has to be said in a highly obnoxious Australian accent or it <i>just doesn't work</i>.<br /><br />Anywho, I'll be gone all weekend~! Laters!<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Don't you touch that ice flower it's mine</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 21 Nov 2009 06:18:32 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Guys, the new Super Mario Bros. is pretty God damn cool.<br /><br />It's got all these nice little bits about it, like how the enemies do a little dance every now and then or how you can become trapped in a bubble similar to Yoshi's Island (which /really/ took me back ). And it's the little things that go a long way with me.<br /><br />My brother and I have been playing constantly and that's pretty much the whole reason I bought the game. Video games are just a whole lot more fun when you're playing them with someone else, though, I'm afraid Jarrod and I might never be able to take advantage of the new four-player feature in this game since we only have two controllers.<br /><br />Although, ever since I've been playing, a particular, common argument keeps coming to mind. No, not console wars, but similar.<br /><br />What I've noticed is that some people have developed a mentality that the only true, hardcore, intense gamers are the ones who play "shooters" ( or FPS ) or usually just games of the Xbox persuasion. <br />They argue that their's is the only brand of game that requires true skill and other games such as Mario or anything else Nintendo related are childish and completely inferior. While everyone has their own taste, this argument really irks me almost to the point of pissing me right off.<br /><br />I'd like to toss an SNES controller at one of these people and see how well they do at DKC 2 on their very first try without any help or introduction to the basic controls. If it's such a childish and simple game they should clock it in no time, right?<br />What they don't seem to realise is that /every/ game requires a certain amount of skill to master. Hell, even Guitar Hero which is merely monkey hits the button.<br />Take the latest Mario for instance. You need aim, timing, strategy and an ability to work with your surroundings and the items you have. <br />Another example; Zelda. Not only do you have to pay attention to the enemy and environment ( say, you are trapped in a ring of fire while in battle or there is a timer you are trying to beat ) but you have to keep an eye out of the fine details. Zelda is a game riddled with puzzles and obstacles which requires a fair amount of focus and thought rather than just running around and randomly killing anything that moves.<br /><br />The only reason you <i>douche bags</i> find it childish is because these games take you to a world of fantasy and escape which is one of the many reasons people play video games in the first place. While the Mario universe makes little to no sense, it's a nice break from the bullshit realities of this messed up dirt ball. <br /><br />Another thing. Graphics. Non-stop do I see you morons jump up and down, squealing about how inferior Nintendo graphics are. More than once have I seen people go off about how shitty Donkey Kong Country must be ( yes, they judge games without even playing them, too ) because the graphics are lacking. I do admit, Xbox graphics are tops. I've seen them and they're wonderful, but since when do graphics have any effect on the game play or make the entire game in general? A game could have the most gorgeous visuals in the world and can still be an absolute pile of shit when it comes to game play and vice versa.<br />Yume Nikki, for instance. Sometimes the graphics look like they had been drawn in MS paint but it doesn't take away from the entertainment you get from it.<br />Phoenix Wright is similar. The player is pretty much left staring at a still sprite that's flapping it's lips but that doesn't make the game any less fun.<br /><br />So seriously, shut up. You're not ULTIMATE GAMERZ because you mastered how to point a cursor at a flailing zombie and press the fire button ( I personally can't aim to save my life, so in some cases I envy you a little ). Some of us don't care for overuse of blood and gore and just want light, cheerful, fun when we play our games.<br /><br />Now stop it and play your damn games.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 13 Nov 2009 23:45:05 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ GUYSGUYSGUYSGUYSGUYSGUYSGUYSGUYSGUYSGUYS GUYSGUYSGUYS<br /><br />...<br /><br />Oh shit I forgot what I was gonna write about.<br /><br />Maybe it'll come back to me.<br /><br />HOLIDAYS WILL BE HERE IN TWO WEEKS ARE YOU PUMPED? I'M PUMPED<br /><br />I got myself an <acronym title="earthyyu"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/users/outgoing?http://earthyyu.livejournal.com/">LJ</a>, too. <br /><br />Also on the exact same day at the exact same time I got said LJ, Satan appeared before me and cackled maniacally for twenty minutes. You think they could be connected?<br /><br />Naaaaah.<br /><br /></acronym> ]]></description>
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                <title>Today on Yume Nikki</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 10 Nov 2009 13:41:46 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <img src="http://img260.imageshack.us/img260/6334/uboa1.jpg" /><br /><br />AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA let's touch it<br /><br /><img src="http://img691.imageshack.us/img691/8823/uboa2.jpg" /><br /><br />AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA<br /><br /><img src="http://img17.imageshack.us/img17/674/yumenikkiblah.png" /><br /><br />AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAA<br /><br />I did well on my performance, by the way.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>I'll call him Skooch</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 09 Nov 2009 03:21:09 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ There's a gecko living in my room. <br />He's been there for some time. <br />I think its a he.<br />It's got to be the same gecko I see whenever I turn the light on in my room, right?<br /><br />Skooch, don't touch my stuff I'm warning you.<br /><br />Oh, man, dance performance tomorrow at Awards night.<br />Don'tchokedon'tchokedon'tchokedon'tchokedon'tchokedon'tchokedon'tchoke.<br /><br />Also, I get to wear a pretty dress, too.<br /><br />It's pink.<br /><br />Another thing, WHY AREN'T YOU ALL PLAYING YUME NIKKI YOU SHOULD THERE'S NO EXCUSE<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Don't Need Quarters, Don't Need Dimes</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 26 Oct 2009 06:12:06 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Your mildew wood is missing and I have seen every fish you bake.<br /><br />Banana bubblegum will have its way with you and there is no escape.<br /><br />I will have my phone and eat it, too.<br /><br />If we could, we would like to shave grass.<br /><br />A wood chuck can chuck 24.5 wood if he could chuck wood.<br /><br />Scooters are pussy versions of skateboards.<br /><br />Epiphanies come from smaller epiphanies.<br /><br />William Shatner is what goes bump in the night.<br /><br />I have found enlightment and discovered the meaning of life itself. ... Pfft, what? You'd think I'd tell <i>you</i>?<br /><br />Ice cream, now in transexual surprise with nuts flavour.<br /><br />In the small of your back, there is a cottage. It can only be found when the true gender of Yoshi is discovered. Living in this cottage is the true identity of Plucka Duck.<br /><br />Roses are red, violets are blue, I am schizophrenic and so am I.<br /><br />Word spell check is a figment of the government's imagination.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>I've been doing highschool things!</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 21 Oct 2009 06:20:28 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Kind of old news but my mega USB was killed until it was dead by none other than Braiden (*cough*douchebagburninhell*cough*).<br /><br />I can retrieve some stuff by downloading it from my gallery but there's sketches I will never see again because of him. I am more or less, over that fact but I am still pissed off about the fact that as soon as he knew I was angry he avoided me at all costs and didn't even acknowledge he is in the wrong. <br /><br />So yeah. He can get fucked. With a metal spiked dildo.<br /><br />On a lighter note I have replaced my brain with Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door.<br />Fun game with a lot of colourful characters. (The computer that falls in love with Peach just creeps me out though. Its probably inspired terrible fanfics across the world over) Particularly the bosses. I'd have to say my favourite would have to be Captain Cortez, that lovable, floating skellton head<3. You should all play it just for him and the baby yoshi partner you get. He's bad ass and he has a mohawk, what's not to like?<br /><br />I know I'm ranting about a game that has been out for yonks so fuck you. My Wii hates the latest Paper Mario anyways. No matter how many times I trade it for a new one I always get the same result. Frozen screen with a "beeeeeeeeeeeee" sound right when I'm getting into it. Jerk.<br /><br />Anywho, I think a quick quiz I got from Bersu wouldn't hurt~<br /><br />Tsundere (Harsh Outside-Gentle Inside)<br />[x] You come off as sort of aloof to other people.<br />[x] In public, you intentionally refrain from showing much weakness.<br />[x] You have a secret obsession with something cute.<br />[ ] You pretend that you hate your crush even though you really love him/her.<br />[ ] You blush when people point out your sensitivities.<br />[x] You blush when people tell sexual jokes.<br />Total: 4<br /><br />Yandere (Gentle Outside-Harsh Inside)<br />[x] YouÂre very sweet and kind in public. <br />[ ] When romance becomes a topic of discussion, people say your personality changes drastically.<br />[ ] You know some sort of martial art, swordplay, or otherwise.<br />[x] You have a crush who youÂd literally kill for.<br />[ ] You have a pet-peeve that makes you snap.<br />[ ] Schizophrenic? <br />Total: 2<br /><br />Meganekko (Girl-with-Glasses Character)<br />[ ] You have glasses.<br />[x] You can sometimes be clumsy, ditzy, or absent-minded.<br />[ ] You are always very polite in your speech.<br />[ ] You are fairly intelligent in some field.<br />[ ] You take discipline seriously.<br />[ ] You have some sort of fetish for something.<br />Total: 1<br /><br />Tsukkomi (Angry Guy)<br />[ ] You have a friend who often makes dumb or embarrassing remarks. <br />[ ] You smack/beat up this friend in some way.<br />[ ] You do your best to maintain a calm facade, only to be thwarted by this friend.<br />[ ] If you & your friend were a yin-yang, youÂd be the ÂyinÂ<br />[x] You swear a lot.<br />[ ] You try to bring out the more serious side of your ridiculous friend.<br />Total: 1<br /><br /><br />Boke (Dumb Guy)<br />[x] You often make silly or embarrassing comments.<br />[x] You like annoying the heck out of your best friend. ( I don't mean to but I know I do ._. )<br />[ ] You often get beaten up by your friend in some way, but you take it in good stride.<br />[ ] If you & your friend were a yin-yang, youÂd be the ÂyangÂ.<br />[x] You are normally very laidback and carefree.<br />[x] You try to bring out the happier side of your angry friend.<br />Total: 4<br /><br />Nadeshiko (Perfect Wife)<br />[ ] You are always, almost overly, polite.<br />[ ] You love traditional Japanese culture.<br />[ ] You often wear either a kimono, yukata, or apron.<br />[ ] YouÂre an excellent cook.<br />[ ] You are hardly ever angry.<br />[ ]You have really long hair.<br />Total: 0<br /><br />Sexy Character<br />[ ] Your bust/package is...formidable.<br />[ ] You like making sexual innuendos.<br />[x] You encourage trips to the beach, pool, or onsen.<br />[x] There are some sexual things that you are ignorant to or need explained to you.<br />[ ] YouÂre an expert cosplayer.<br />[x] You like the taste of alcohol.<br />Total: 3<br /><br />Loli/Shota Character<br />[x] You like sweets or chocolate.<br />[x] You adore cute things and/or the word ÂkawaiiÂ. ( Don't use kawaii though. I have more than two brain cells )<br />[ ] You use Japanese suffixes like Â-chan,Â Â-tan,Â Â-sempai,Â etc... ( Not no more ) <br />[x] You add unnecessary suffixes to the ends of your sentences, like Ânyo,Â Ânyu,Â Âun,Â etc...etc~~~ ( I do make these weird little cute noises sometimes. I suppose that counts. <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/b/bucktooth.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":B" title="Bucktooth" /> ) <br />[x] You are considered gullible or naive.<br />[x] You have a tall/powerful friend who protects you.<br />Total: 5<br /><br />Dammit, no matter how hard I try I'm still a loli DX.<br /><... ]]></description>
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                <title>Say it with Earthy</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 13 Oct 2009 03:48:14 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ STOLE FROM FLICK, ~<a class="u" href="http://my-inner-demon.deviantart.com/">My-Inner-Demon</a><br /><br />Put your name in, and generate slogan after each question. Generator here! <a href="http://www.deviantart.com/users/outgoing?http://thesurrealist.co.uk/slogan.cgi?">[link]</a><br /><br />1. What do you say to yourself every morning?<br />Do you have the Earthy inside?<br /><br />2. What do you want other people to say about you?<br />The Earthy goes straight to your head.<br /><br />3. Someone asked you out, your answer is...<br />There's no wrong way to eat an Earthy ( <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/o/ohnoes.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":ohnoes:" title="Oh Noes!" /> )<br /><br />4. How would you answer a booty call?<br />You need an Earthy.<br /><br />5. How would you introduce yourself to someone you really like?<br />You'll wonder where the yellow went when you brush your teeth with Earthy. ( Ewwww. )<br /><br />6. To someone you dislike?<br />Just for the taste of Earthy<br /><br />7. You're in a conversation and you suddenly feel the need to pee, how would*theres some text missing*<br />A day without Earthy is like a day without sunshine ( You flatter me <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/flirty.gif" width="30" height="26" alt=":flirty:" title="Flirtatious" /> )<br /><br /><br />8. Your parents ask you why you got home late, you say...<br />Cleans a big, big Earthy for less than half a crown. ( <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/t/thumbsup.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":thumbsup:" title="Thumbs Up" /> ) <br /><br />9. You're failing a subject, you say...<br />The coolest Earthy on ice. <br /><br />10. The love of your life asks you to marry him/her, what do you say?<br />Tough on dirt, gentle on Earthy. <br /><br />11. Your bf/gf is breaking up with you, you tell him/her...<br />Think once, think twice, think Earthy.<br /><br />12. Someone told you you're a jerk, you tell them...<br />Do you, uh, Earthy? ( WHY HAVE I TURNED INTO A VERB? )<br /><br />13. What are the best words to describe you?<br />Savour the flavour of Earthy.<br /><br />14. If you're going to have a movie about your life, the title is...<br />We build Earthy.<br /><br />15. Your last words before you die...<br />Whatever you're into, get into Earthy.<br /><br />16. Your message to a special someone..<br />Don't get mad, get Earthy. ( <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/b/bucktooth.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":B" title="Bucktooth" /> )<br /><br />17. Title of this post will be..<br />Say it with Earthy.<br /><br /><br />Ahahahaha, this was so stupid <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/b/bucktooth.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":B" title="Bucktooth" />. Go home now.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>It died a horrible death</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 11 Oct 2009 23:13:21 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ So, I've ended my positively dubious, sweaty, dysfunctional relationship with Internet Explorer aaaand now I've MOVED ONTO ANOTHER DUBIOUS, SWEATY, DYSFUNCTIONAL RELATIONSHIP WITH GOOGLE CHROME YEEEEAAAAHHH.<br /><br />I have to say the thing doesn't work too bad. Apparently it wasn't BigPond security messing the connection up it was the Internet Explorer itsel--holyshitthisthinghasaspellcheck.<br /><br /><i>Ahem</i>.<br /><br />My MSN also seems to be tripping balls so I'll be sticking to Skype now more often. I've always thought that Skype is generally a better program in most cases.<br /><br />On a completely different subject, Rikki, Ellen and I have a diabolical plan for Braiden's birthday. We intend to reveal the surprise on the day of his birth (as long as Dale doesn't fucking SPOIL it) but he won't bloody <i>tell us when it is</i>. He insists it's on Halloween but I know for a fact that's not true. He only says that to sound cool, dammit. No problem though. I have an inside man (Rikki) currently gathering information on the subject as we speak. That, or he's playing Halo at Braiden's house. I would do it myself but his parents hate/scare me.<br /><br />Either way, operation W.A.K is underway!<br /><br />P.S, Flick I'll definitely be letting you in on it, too, hopefully at school tomorrow. Have my people meet your people. We'll do brunch.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Too sleepy to think of a title</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 20 Sep 2009 04:16:25 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Well, I'm off to Brisbane to see Animania~!<br /><br />Ooh, my first convention ever. I'm tingling with anticipation |3. <br />See you guys after a couple of days~<3!<br /><br />Edit:<br />HOKAYI'MBACK<br /><br />Oh Jesus that was so much fucking fuuuuuuunnn.<br /><br />That weekend was probably the most social I had ever been. I had never felt so....comfortable. Especially in a skirt. <br />Everything was so expensive though. A little Kirby plushie for twenty-five freaking dollars. Peh.<br />But I still got a teddy bear hat, an awesome necklace, kitty ears (kindly donated to me by Flick because she rocks) and a Powerpuff Death Note shirt which Flick also bought me. THANK YOU FLICK<3333.<br /><br />I can't believe there weren't any other PW cosplayers other than me and Flick D:. All the photos people took of me were rather ego-boosting, too. I've never felt more confident in all my liiiiife<3.<br /><br />There was also this kick ass Link cosplayer who I got a hug and a photo from<3333. He was so cooooool. I think I scared him with my fangirl-ism though D:.<br /><br />Flick and I even got taken out to lunch by this one guy who were playing Nintendo with XD. He seemed really nice but a bit too touchy-feely D:.<br /><br />Overall, best experience ever. I so want to do it again some time.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Food, glorious, food~</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 12 Sep 2009 04:16:17 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ My Dad taught me how to make scones today<img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/h/heart.gif" width="15" height="13" alt=":heart:" title="Heart" />.<br />They're like mini dampas and they taste yums with vegemite. OhsweetJesusIwantmore.<br /><br />But you know what else was good? The multicultural festival today. Didn't think I would have enjoyed it as much as I did and I loved the Chinese Line dance with the dragons~<img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/h/heart.gif" width="15" height="13" alt=":heart:" title="Heart" />.<br /><br />Jarrod and I also took a huge bite out of culture from all the different food. They had Thai, Italian (fuck yeah spaghetti), Perivian, Swedish, Australian (of course), Asian, Hare Krishna, Mexican and American. I don't know why they bothered to put American food in there. If I wanted to eat like a yank I could simply go down the street and order a big Mac any day I wanted. <br /><br />The nachos were the best though. I even got first serve and I was glad I did, too. Everyone and their dog seemed to like them too and once a few hours passed the line was certainly not something you could shake a stick at. I didn't have enough time to try everything, though. As soon as Rhiana finished her performance my family wanted to get the hell out of there. Well, Mum did any way.<br />I even saw some friends from school and we socialised by sucking helium from balloons.<br /><br />The only problem I have now is that I have a weird stomach ache.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>There's an egg on my ankle~</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 28 Aug 2009 20:46:18 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Guess who went to the hospital after screwing over her ankle~!<br />That's right.<br />Meeeeeeeeeeeee~.<br />I just got home after an x-ray. It's not broken, but badly sprained. I'll be on crutches for a while though~. Anyway!<br /><br />The Rules:<br />1. You must choose only ONE of your OCs. Do it again if you wanna use another OC.<br />2. Your OC must answer every question as truthfully as possible.<br />3. Title the journal as "OCs Quiz (your OCs name.Example:Kaiser's Quiz)".<br />4. When you're done, tag as many people as you want.<br />5. Have fun!!!<br /><br />-------------------------------------------<br /><br />1. Hi! What's your real name and nickname?<br /><br />BU45: Greetings. I go by BU45 or simply BU. I will be answering your questions on Miss Lume's behalf. She goes by no nicknames and would prefer to simply be regarded as Miss Lume. <br /><br />2. Interesting... what's your current age?<br /><br />BU45: Miss Lume is currently 14 years of age.<br /><br />3. Uh huh. What's your favourite food?<br /><br />BU45: Miss Lume eats simply because it is a necessity, not for enjoyment. She believes she would get far more work done if she had no hunger to satisfy. Aside from this, Miss Lume does enjoy various seafood, such as calamari.<br /><br />4. And your favourite drink?<br /><br />BU45: Miss Lume does enjoy iced tea.<br /><br />5. Confession time! Who's your crush/lover?<br /><br />BU45: Miss Lume does not care for such useless emotions.<br /><br />6. Aww! Have you two kissed yet?<br /><br />BU45: Miss Lume is not going to acknowledge this question.<br /><br />7. Classic question! What's your favourite colour?<br /><br />BU45: Miss Lume does like the vibrant shine of silver.<br /><br />8. Who's your favourite author?<br /><br />BU45: Miss Lume enjoys any literature that provides her with knowledge and information and she enjoys the work of many authors. She could not possibly choose a favourite.<br /><br /><br />9. Now what's your biggest fear?<br /><br />BU45: Miss Lume believes it would be foolish to say that she has no fear, because that is impossible. The state of terror does not discriminate and there is always something that will strike fear into anyone. It is just a matter of finding out what and the subject that Lume fears is other people. Bad people. People who could hurt Miss Lume. She also is uncomfortable around sharp objects.<br /><br />10. *stifles a giggle* I'm not laughing *bursts out laughing*<br /><br />BU45: Laughing at the weakness of others without acknowledging your own. Pitiful.<br /><br />11. Awesome. Who's your hero?<br /><br />BU45: Miss Lume has no hero. There is no one in this world you can rely on other than yourself.<br /><br />12. Ok, who is your worst enemy?<br /><br />BU45: Miss Lume has better things to do than deal with petty rivalries.<br /><br />13. What would you do if your hero and your worst enemy got together?<br /><br />BU45: As it's been stated before, Miss Lume has no hero nor enemy, however for the sake of arguement, she would care little for such a situation. There is work to be done.<br /><br /><br />14. Interesting... what would you do if you met your creator?<br /><br />BU45: Firstly, Miss Lume would perform several psychological tests. Perhaps a DNA sample or two and finally she would begin interrogations.<br /><br />15. Okay, I'll contact them right now. Done! Now, what do you want to be when you grow up?<br /><br />BU45: As much as Miss Lume does not want sound arrogant or ambitious, she would possibly like to have the chance to govern the world and change it for the better.<br /><br />16. What's your worst nightmare?<br /><br />BU45: That is Miss Lume's business and Miss Lume's business alone.<br /><br />17. What's your lifelong dream?<br /><br />BU45: Miss Lume refuses to acknowledge such a redundant question.<br /><br />18. What would you do if your lifelong dream came true?<br /><br />BU45: This has most likely already been established, however, she would make sure all the lowlifes of humanity would be properly executed and technology would be brought forward.<br /><br />19. Ok, where's your favorite place to relax?<br /><br />BU45: Miss Lume prefers the privacy of her room<br /><br />20. Last question! What do you spend most of your time doing?<br /><br />BU45: You can often find Miss Lume reading or playing her Nintendo DS, however, no one is permitted in her room.<br /><br />21. We're done! Now tag whoever the hell you want.<br /><br />I don't feeeeel like it~<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>ALL YOUR UPDATE</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 25 Aug 2009 04:34:58 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ So it has occured to me that I haven't livened up your existance with tidbits of my life for a while.<br />Well we shall fix that now won't we~? (Yes, I am feeling like a smug smart ass today)<br /><br />Firstly, I got the privilage of speaking to Bersu's mother some time ago to discuss our plans of me coming to visit some time in the future. Apparantly she's just as much of a berserker as Bersu is but I can't see that part of her past the kindness and the fact that she's generously inviting me to stay in her home.<br />I won't question this.<br /><br />Secondly, this new security system Dad installed works fine except that it has a spasm every now and then. These spasms often occur when you do not shower it with your attention via constant and frequent updates and involve cutting off the internet completely save for MSN and Skype. In short it can suck on my gears.<br /><br />Thirdly, my school has a sudden hard on for oral presentations which I am no good at. I call shenanigans.<br /><br />And finally, Mum continuously tells me that it is still winter and we do not need the a/c on. Well, does winter involve clear blue skies and 30+ degree weather? Maybe I'm missing something.<br /><br />That's all for now, you go back to whatever porn you were looking at. I'll be enjoying this sandwich. This journal has also been brought to you by the letter mojito.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>FFFFF--</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 05 Aug 2009 00:32:31 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ ONE - Spell your name without vowels: Shlgh lzbth mrrs<br />TWO - Are you single?: Yes~<br />THREE - Whats your favorite number?: 7<br />FOUR - What color do you wear most?: Green, black, blue <br />FIVE - Least favorite color?: white <br />SIX - Favorite candy?: Raspberry choc logs (raspberry licorice with chocolate in the centre) <br />SEVEN - What do you smoke?: No thanks I like my lungs<br />EIGHT - Are you happy with your life right now?: Can't complain. <br />NINE - Anyone ever said you resemble a celebrity?: Lol, no.<br />TEN - What is your favorite class in school?: Art. Because that's the one class I don't get in trouble for drawing in. <br />ELEVEN - Do you shop at hollister/DC/Bluenotes?: Duur? 8D <br />TWELVE - How do you make money?: Check out chick.<br />THIRTEEN - Who is your best friend?: Never really had one. Except for maybe Bersu~ |3<br />FOURTEEN - Where do you go to school?: I am currently still a smelly highschool student<br />FIFTEEN - Are you outgoing?: Mmm...sometimes. <br />SXTEEN - One word to describe you?: Quirky (is what I'm told)<br />SEVENTEEN - Favorite pair of shoes?: Sand shoes <br />NINETEEN - Where do you wish you were right now?: That's...that's a secret >3>.<br />TWENTY - What should you be doing right now?: My salsa routine.<br />TWENTY ONE - Do you have a crush on anyone right now?: That's a secret too D:<br /><br />HONEST SECTION:<br />Honestly, what's on your mind right now?: Food <br />Honestly, what are you doing right now?: This smelly meme<br />Honestly, have you done something bad today?: I procrastinated in class<br />Honestly, do you watch disney channel?: Only if there's a really good movie on there and we all know how often that happens.<br />Honestly, who is the last person you talked to on the phone?: Flick. <br />Honestly, are you jealous of someone right now?: Mm, nope.<br />Honestly, what makes you mad most of the time?: Humanity in general <br />Honestly, do you bite your nails?: Sometimes <br />Honestly, do you want to see someone this very moment?: Yah huh~<br />Honestly, are you keeping a big secret right now?: Yep<br />Honestly, do you have a friend you donÂt actually like?: Mmm...nope. <br /><br />THE CANS:<br />Can you blow a bubble?: Course~ <br />Can you dance?: Learning to<br />Can you do a cart wheel?: Hell no<br />Can you tie a cherry stem with your mouth?: The hell is that?<br />Can you whistle?: Bearly<br />Can you wiggle your ears?: Nope<br />Can you wiggle your nose?: ...Yes?<br />Can you roll your tongue?: Yep<br />Can you make a clover with your tongue?: Nnnope.<br /><br />ANGER SECTION:<br />What do you do when youÂre mad?: I'll either bottle it up or go out on the trampoline and jump about wildly <br />WhatÂs the worst thing youÂve done when you were mad?: Violently attacked a friend at school. <br />Ever made anyone cry when you were mad?: Mmm, nope<br /><br />CRYING SECTION:<br />Ever really cried your heart out?: Nah<br />Ever cried yourself to sleep?: Yes<br />Ever cried on your friendÂs shoulder?: Yep <br />Ever cried over the opposite sex?: Once<br />Ever cried over the same sex?: Nope<br />Do you cry when you get an injury?: Pff, when I was like, five <br />Do certain songs make you cry?: Depends on my mood<br />Do certain movies make you cry?: Yeah DX <br /><br />HAPPY SECTION:<br />Are you usually a happy person?: Mostly~<br />What makes you the happiest?: Hanging out with my friends and playing with Bersu. <br />Does being with your friends make you happy?: Yep~ <br />Do you believe in yourself?: Nope. <br />Do you wish you were happier?: Sometimes<br />Can music make you happy?: It's the reason I listen to music<br /><br />LOVE SECTION:<br />How many times have you actually had your heart broken?: Once I think<br />Have you ever loved someone so much that youÂd die for them?: Nnnnope<br />Has anyone besides your friends and family ever said ÂI love youÂ?: A couple people have. <br /><br />HATE SECTION:<br />Do you actually hate anyone?: <i>Yes</i> <br />Have you ever been on a hit list?: I hope not D: <br />Are you a mean bully?: Nope<br />Do you hate any items?: Balls. Basket balls. Foot balls. Tennis balls. Anything that has a chance of hitting me in the face randomly. <br /><br />SELF ESTEEM SECTION:<br />Is your self-esteem extremely low?: Sort of. <br />Do you think you're good looking?: No way. <br />Do you wish you could be someone else?: Not really.<br /><br />LOOK AT ME:<br />What is your current hair color?: Dark brown. <br />Current piercings?: I used to have my ears pierced but they kept getting caught on my head phones so I got rid of them. <br />Have any tattoos?: Think I might get one some day <br />Straight hair or curly?: Wavy. <br /><br />CURRENTLY WEARING:<br />What shirt are you wearing?: Highschool shirt. <br />Necklace(s)?: Marijuana necklace <br />Shoes?: Sockies~<br /><br />HAVE YOU EVER:<br />Hugged someone?: Yep. Everyday.<br />Been on the phone until the sun came up?: Heh, no~ <br />... ]]></description>
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                <title>Ok seriously this time</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 20 Jul 2009 05:32:26 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I am for truly back this time. With a few bruises after ice skating x.x.<br /><br />It like something out of the cartoons, too... But it was still fun~.<br /><br />Ok! Stuff to do!<br /><br />-Get my ass back to work and save up some money<br />-Open a second savings account<br />-Get a new god damn camera<br />-Finish Bersu's birthday picture<br />-Finish over due school work<br />-Study for ITS test<br />-Finish sketch dump<br />-And other stuff I've forgotten.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Now that I'm back</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 16 Jul 2009 16:53:13 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Time to leave again. Bye guys~<br /><br />See you after the holidays~!<br /><br />Edit:<br /><br />Stealing Kirbee's internet for a moment, thus reducing her chances to study for her driving test.<br /><br />I'm so diabolical.<br /><br />It's been fun so far. I should be back after a week...or so. <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/i/imslow.gif" width="19" height="19" alt=":slow:" title="Slow" /><br /><br />Kirbee's dragging me out to a party tonight, too. Should be fun except she wants to play some silly game where we see who can get the most guys phone numbers. Pff. Girls. Glad I'm not one. ...Wait...<br /><br />Ok, what else...?<br />Oh yeah.<br />Kirbee's dog is huge.<br />My clothes now smell like tobacco.<br />Its fucking cold.<br />Grudge 3 isn't scary.<br />Out of the entire time I've been here I haven't even taken one photo.<br />I have been drawing though.<br />I can't figure out how to crawl through holes in Phantom Hour Glass. n00b<br />Cities are too big.<br /><br />Editx2:<br />Well that was one hell of an experience. Party ended early not because someone brought in a bong, but a punch up started between two gangs and a couple of chicks. Kinda shook me up a little but i guess this stuff happens.<br /><br />Editx3<br /><br />And now I'm at my aunty Margret's really, really big and really, really cold house D|. I also found out I only have $64 left in my bank. Didn't know I spent that much over camp...<br /><br />Oh, yeah and CURSE YOU JAZZAAAAAAA <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/s/shakefist.gif" width="24" height="18" alt=":shakefist:" title="CURSE YOU!" /><br /><br />~ Rules:<br />~ If you donÂt have at least 8 OCs I wouldnÂt recommend this meme<br />~ Add on questions to this meme! It will make it bigger! (bold your questions too)<br />~ TAG PEOPLE PLEASE!<br />~ Enjoy!<br /><br />1) First list all your OCÂs by first name so we can see your list of all your wonderful OCÂs:<br /><br />1) Tamai Luka<br />2) Asteria <br />3) Reyn Kogo <br />4) Sut Gunpa<br />5) Leri Taklor <br />6) Lume Chemy<br />7) Timokmu<br />8) Elmu<br /><br /><br />2) Who is your favorite OC?<br />For the moment Asteria. She's violent and I've been feeling very violent lately. <br /><br />3) Who is your least favorite?<br />Oh, damn, these ones are my favourites....Umm... Well I probably wouldn't get along with Timokmu because he's an asshole. <br /><br />4) Who is your most developed?<br />Tamai and Leri. They're my oldest and I've put more thought into them than any other character. Except for Elmu.<br /><br />5) Which OC would you want to date if they magically came to life?<br />Reyn. We could bitch about the problems with the world together and play brawl.<br /><br />6) How many girl OCs do you have? Boy OCs? It OCs?<br />I'm not doing math at this hour.<br /><br />7) If you were stuck in a burning building what do you think the third OC on your list would do?<br />If Asteria wasn't there to save his ass he'd just run for it.<br /><br />8) Name one thing you regret about one of your OCs.<br />Being too dumb to rp proper fight scenes with Leri. But I suck at fight scenes in general.<br /><br />9) Which of your OCs do you think would make the best father/mother/it parent out of all your OCs and why?<br />Leri would make the best mum. Since she loves children and has always wanted a kid of her own, so she'd make sure she's best prepared.<br />As for a dad, Sut would probably be best. He's loving and warm but strict when the time calls for it.<br /><br />10) Which of your OCs do you think will most likely be put in jail?<br />First, Timokmu for getting into punch-ups and second Asteria for a number of things: rape, murder, theft and all three in that order.<br /><br />11) The eighth of your OCs was put into the future! What will their job be?<br />Elmu would probably want to be a school teacher but that wouldn't go very well if the kids push her too far... <br /><br />12) Name the first OCs catch phrase! (if they donÂt have one just make one up)<br />It was broken when I found it, woof!<br /><br />13) Do all your OCs live together or are they separated?<br />Leri and Tamai live together. Asteria is legally obliged to hang around Reyn. The rest just do their own thing. <br /><br />14) Are there any pairings that are in your OC list? <br />Nnnnnnope.<br /><br />15) Your seventh OC switched bodies with you for a day! How will they react at the end of the day?<br />Well, once Timokmu's done poking at the breasts, he'd go around picking fights with the gemmies and skaters at my highschool. <br /><br />16) Your last OC just became a fifteen year old. What do they do?<br />...Experience puberty? I dunno...<br /><br />17) Now randomly select a person on your OC list. Who was it?<br />Tamai<br /><br />18) That OC you just chose? Yeah they think they are superman (even if they are a girl) and are on the ceiling about to jump off.<br />Quick! Get a camera so I can put that shit on youtube! <br /><br />19)... ]]></description>
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                <title>Dear Internet</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 26 Jun 2009 04:10:40 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Yesturday when I was on the trampoline, my marijuana necklace swung up and smacked me right in my sight-ball.<br /><br />I proceeded to say "MOTHER FUCKING DAMMIT, THAT HURT".<br /><br />The end.<br /><br /><a href="http://kermityayplz.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/k/e/kermityayplz.gif" alt=":iconkermityayplz:" title="kermityayplz"/></a><br /><br />Seriously it hurt. Anywho holidays are coming up! <a href="http://kermityayplz.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/k/e/kermityayplz.gif" alt=":iconkermityayplz:" title="kermityayplz"/></a><br />And I won't be here for them~! ...<a href="http://notimpressedplz.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/n/o/notimpressedplz.png" alt=":iconnotimpressedplz:" title="notimpressedplz"/></a><br /><br />Yeah, first I'll be heading out to dance camp for a week. I'll be doing a performence at Dream World and hopefully having an awesome time at a Latin night club. Where...I won't be allowed any drinks. <a href="http://headdeskplz.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/h/e/headdeskplz.jpg" alt=":iconheaddeskplz:" title="headdeskplz"/></a><br /><br />And straight after that it's a family trip to South Australia~! Because I need to get the hell out of here for a bit. So yes, in less than a week I'll be abandoning you all for Latin night clubs and then a house in the middle of the city that has a heavy smell of tobacco.<br /><br />Why must Aunty Jenny and Uncle Gelnn smoke so much...?<br /><br />And Bersu, if I don't end getting to talk to you before you leave for Texas, have a safe trip D|. I bet its warm where you're going.<br /><br />Edit:<br /><br />Oh shi--This place has internets! Took a while to get it working though. Crappy computers are crap. better than nothing, though.<br /><br />-Spent 10+ hours on a bus until we spent one night at this cosy rural hotel Adora Downs. They taught us some bush dancing and fed us nommy food. Would go back again.<br /><br />-Oh god dammit, where did all these people suddenly come from DX? 'Fraid they're gonna look over my shoulder.<br /><br />-*snerk* The girl next to me gave me a weird look for singing to myself<br /><br />-Ooh, tea time~<br /><br />Editx2:<br /><br />-yeah, I totally forgot to click the thing that notifies you guys that I updated my journal.<br /><br />-Oh, shit. Brisbane has a shop just for pens. Seriously.<br /><br />-Our hip hop teacher today had mad skills<br /><br />-Seriously. One of my roommates hates me for no reason.<br /><br />-We saw some randoms guys today who practicing a break dancing routine. We had a dance competition and got truly pwned.<br /><br />-Our bus driver is an awesome break dancer, too. His last name is Yoshizawa, too. Heehee, yoshi~<br /><br />Editx3:<br /><br />-Dream World was fucking awesome today.<br /><br />-I bought like, two Spongebob tank tops and got my picture taken with two random strangers dressed in a Spongebob and Patrick costume. I think Patrick touched my ass.<br /><br />-Also bought a huge lollipop and won a Patrick doll in a claw game<br /><br />-Played DDR for the first time in my life. I didn't do too bad<br /><br />-I tasted a churro for the first time. I cried. I cried tears of joy and screamed "WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ALL MY LIFE?!"<br /><br />-The hot dogs are awesome. The end.<br /><br />-I rode the Claw, The Cyclone, Runaway Reptar and the Log ride.<br /><br />-Also, the Log ride has more bugs than Paris Hilton's crotch.<br /><br />-I missed out on the Giant Drop again. Oh well~<br /><br />-I saw a Spongebob performance with Plankton. They sang the F.U.N song. I lul'd like a little school girl<br /><br />-They had a wild life park with a section just for reptiles~. God I loved the snakes and crocs. They had Dingos, too.<br /><br />- Dannielle: "STFU, Bek." <br />Bek: "Oh you disrespectin' mah shit?!"<br />Dannielle: "get your fat ass off of me!"<br />Bek: "Correction: Ghetto boo-tay"<br /><br />Editx4:<br /><br />-Went out shopping before dinner and ballet in Brisbane. Ditched the other girls to shop by myself since I'm kind of the odd ball of the camp to them.<br /><br />-I spent $130 on a <i>single pair of shoes</i>. I felt so out of my element that I had to find the nearest video game store to feel good again.<br /><br />-I also bought a little black dress to wear to the ballet with the shoes. The fuck is wrong with me?<br /><br />-Everyone and their dog that I bumped into at the mall had to comment on how cute my cookie monster back pack is. Seriously. Every random stranger that saw it went "Awww, she's so cute with that adorable bag~!"<br /><br />-We went to a really sexy Italian restaurant to make up for not getting to go to the night club. The pasta was delicious~<3.<br /><br />-The ballet performance was wonderful. The first real ballet I've ever been to and I really enjoyed it.<br /><br />-Everyone reckoned I looke... ]]></description>
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                <title>Like The Fuzzy Bears Do</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 12 Jun 2009 01:34:03 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Man, I wish I could hibernate at this time of year. It'd be so much better than going out to face the cold in the mornings for school >.o.<br />And what's not to like about sleeping for three months? In a warm bed~. Where I can dream allll I want~.<br /><br />It's all good this week because I actually got some assignments done on time. Take that, due dates!<br /><br />It's also rather annoying what lengths schools will go to uphold uniform policies. Mr. Holmes was actually threatening to give me a detention because I was wearing the wrong kind of hat. <i>The wrong kind of fucking hat</i>.<br /><br />Mr. Holmes: "Ashlieigh take that beanie off its not a hat."<br />Earthy: "A beanie is a type of hat, sir. Plus it's made for the winter season. I'm not taking it off."<br />Mr. Holmes: "But you're wearing it wrong."<br />Earthy: "What am I wearing it on my foot or something?!"<br /><br />And then I kinda stormed off before he could /really/ give me a detention |D. <br />But God dammit, detention for a hat. The uniform in general I can take, but sheesh let us add our own little touch to it.<br /><br />On a random note my sketch book is full again. This is the part where I get too lazy to go to the store for about a month to get a new one right? I would screw myself over right now, right? <br /><a href="http://wrongplz.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/w/r/wrongplz.jpg" alt=":iconwrongplz:" title="wrongplz"/></a><br />I bought two! HA. TAKE THAT ME.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>A peek into the mind of an Earthy</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 23 May 2009 05:10:45 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ "Oh God damn my legs hurt from the bike ride home. I should excerise more. Hmm brains and raw meat smell exactly the--ooh I wonder what's in the cupboard. Hmm, biscuits. Reminds me of the time 2 did that German man impression--what the hell is on TV? Ah just some crappy Disney movie. Damn, I missed the end of that movie last night. Never Back Down was it called? Crappy name. About UFC I think...<br />Hey, 90's CD. This is the rhythm of the night~. Damn, now it's stuck in my head. Wonder what I could draw--rhythm of the night~. DAMMIT. <br />Wonder why that guy gave me his number at work. Damn I forgot to buy gatorade. Heehee, I like Osmosis Jones. Cool movie. It'd be neat if our bodies really worked that way. Like, white blood cells are cops and red blood cells are citizens of the city that is your body. I hate Hannah Montana. What's with all the kiddy rock stars these days on Disney channel? Why do so many people like that stuff? Just proves how stupid people are. I hate people. Ooh, the Ketchup song. I wonder why it's called ketchup? Why do we call it tomato sauce? Why do they call it ketchup? Tomato sauce. Ketchup. Tomato sauce. Ketchup. This is the rhythm of the night~. I really wanted to know the ending of that movie--my phone went off. It's that creepy guy who got my number. Why was texting even invented? Why was religion even invented? Where the fuck did I get religion from? How big is the universe really? Do we really have purpose? Thinking like this makes my head hurt so I'm going to stop now. Damn I think I sounded like Brit just then--rhythm of the night."<br /><br />Fuck, I am never doing that again. In other news IT IS FUCKING COLD. FUCK YOU WINTER. I also bought Platinum version today. Why do I feel so disgusted with myself....? <br /><br />I CAUGHT A MACHOP AND NICKNAMED HIM BALBOA.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Kinda Like the Bible Only 60% With More Bullshit</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 18 May 2009 22:28:41 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ So, I asked Reverend Russell to lend me a bible to read so I can get the hell out of Religious Education because it's stupid and I don't believe in it and for some reason he gave me a magazine D:. <br />I told him he had given me a magazine but he insisted it was a bible. Hmm, didn't know bibles had "Are you Dating a Godly Guy?" quizes. Or beauty tips. Apparantly dropping everything I'm doing to kiss God's ass will make my skin healthier. All that time with personal hygiene wasted!<br /><br />Anyway, I've already read a fair bit of it and so far it ain't a good read. It's probably the most self contradicting book I have ever read. It's better than being forced to go to church but I don't think I can finished reading this crap. I'll probably head to down to the local library and see if they have an /actual/ bible. I have a strong feeling that there's been a lot of stuff left out for the sake of persuading teenagers in this thing. The fact that it's a fucking /magazine/ should make that obvious anyway. Plus, I haven't come across any of the traditional bible stories that were read to me as a wee Earthy. Like Noah's Ark and Adam and Eve for instance. If they are in fact bible stories, shouldn't they be in there? And if memory recalls, Russell did confirm that nothing had been left out. Did I just slip on a banana peel and land on an inconsistancy?<br /><br />In the end, once I have read it I can say my opinion isn't based on ignorance but I hope Mum doesn't actually believe reading the bible will change my mind. Even before I knew the meaning of the word I've always been an Agnostic. Going to be hard to break that news to Grandma though D:.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Can't we have intelligent discussions for once?</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 13 May 2009 21:28:18 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ "They're just fascinated with this sponge cake."<br /><br />"AH FUCK."<br /><br />"What's your problem now?"<br /><br />"My back keeps hitting the wall when I swivel."<br /><br />" Perfect solution. Stop sitting like a retard."<br /><br />"So, wait, did Apple get millions of dollars for that trash can?"<br /><br />"No."<br /><br />"Ah."<br /><br />"If you can make can make a four minute speech with a 100 word count, you're a fucking legend."<br /><br />"Yeah, that's when you go KLDHFKDHSAKLGSHGLSGJOESAGOSIDGJDHGDGKLHSAKLGHKLSAGHDKLSHGKLDSHGDKLSHFLEIFGUHDGOUHRUOGHOUSGG. FKJEWHGK."<br /><br />"Comma."<br /><br />"Braiden, you molesting Rikki?"<br /><br />"Yeah, just grab it. Grab it."<br /><br />"Oral sounds a bit suss, sir."<br /><br />"Why not call it speech then for those who are suss.Â<br /><br />Â Pff, IÂm not suss.Â<br /><br />ÂYouÂre so suss and you know it.Â<br /><br />ÂFrigginÂ, frigginÂ.Â<br /><br />ÂOoh, appletini~.Â<br /><br />ÂIf you loved me youÂd hire out the pool for my 18th.Â<br /><br />ÂYeah, IÂll open my wallet.Â<br /><br />ÂWhatÂs your gamer score?Â<br /><br />ÂThatÂs the nerdiest way to start up a conversationÂ..221.Â<br /><br />Â Pff.Â<br /><br />ÂYeah, I know Mr. 17000.Â<br /><br />ÂCan you even /do/ anything with your gamer score?Â<br /><br />ÂNoÂ.Â<br /><br />ÂYES. You can look at it. Rub up against it or rub it in the faces of those who have lesser scores. Like Rikki. Your gamer score is your penis.Â<br /><br />ÂFuck, itÂs only been 20 minutes. This is bullshit.Â<br /><br />ÂI can have the bodies out of here in fifteen, sir.Â<br /><br /><br />I guess not.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Mythicaaaall</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 01 May 2009 19:07:43 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Because I can 8D<br /><br />Centaur:<br />[x] You are rather wild, and let your instincts run you.<br />[ ] You get drunk a lot.<br />[ ] Bravery and boldness is second nature to you.<br />[ ] You have a deep love for astronomy and the universe.<br />[x] You like to read your daily horoscope.<br />[ ] You have a high level of pride in yourself.<br />[x] In the woods is the best place for you to be.<br />[x] You are spiritual.<br />[ ] The horse is your favorite animal. <br />[x] You are possessive and territorial. <br />Total: 5 of 10<br /><br />Elf:<br />[] Your ears are slightly pointed at the tips  <br />[] You are very intelligent.<br />[] Your five senses are extremely keen.<br />[] Your weight is quite a bit lighter than the average person at your particular height. <br />[] You always wear elegant clothes and speak as politely as possible. <br />[x] You are most at peace when you are gazing at something beautiful, like nature.<br />[x] You look very young for your age. <br />[x] You rarely get sick. <br />[] You are a very hard worker. <br />[] Above all other superpowers, you would love to read minds or see the future.<br />Total: 3 of 10<br /><br />Fairy:<br />[x] You are happy a lot of the time.<br />[] The best superpower to you would be to fly. <br />[x] You are very shy. <br />[x] You love the forest and plant life in general.<br />[] You are always willing to help others, even if you might not be the best to offer aid.<br />[x] You are young and short. <br />[] Dancing is one of your favorite pastimes.<br />[] If someone ticks you off, you are very clever with getting them back. <br />[x] Your clothing isn't always presentable, but you are comfortable with what you wear.<br />[ ] Circles are a wonderful symbol of unity to you. <br />Total: 5 of 10 <br /><br />Gnome/Dwarf:<br />[] You are excellent with crafts and handiwork.<br />[x] In social situations, you tend to be a little awkward.<br />[x] You are short for your age.<br />[x] You are an isolationist.<br />[x] You love to play practical jokes on people.<br />[x] You are extremely fascinated with jewelry.<br />[] You look older than your age.<br />[x] You love the woods and the mountains.<br />[] You are well off, or come from a family that is well off.<br />[x] You have a short temper.<br />Total: 7 of 10 <br /><br />Harpy/Siren:<br />[] You are best at talking bad about people behind their backs and not to their face.<br />[x] When you are annoyed, you will go to a great extent to torment whoever did so to you. (Well, I try to)<br />[x] You often take things that aren't yours. (Usually food)<br />[x] You are easily angered. <br />[] Death fascinates you. <br />[x] You are female, or a feminine-looking man. <br />[] You associate yourself with the wind element.<br />[] You can switch quickly between your light and dark side.<br />[x] You love to trick others.<br />[x] You have a ravenous appetite.<br />Total: 6 of 10<br /><br />Mermaid:<br />[x] You love the beach more so because of the water than the shore itself.<br />[] Fish are some of the most beautiful creatures to you. <br />[] The ultimate superpower to you would be to breathe underwater. <br />[] You enjoy looking at ships, but not riding them, as well as you like ships for traveling, not hunting in the sea.<br />[] You are good at swimming.<br />[x] You like to collect shells.<br />[] You use sea items as jewelry or decoration.<br />[] You enjoy learning about the ocean and the life inside it.<br />[x] You are extremely against ocean pollution, and someday, perhaps (if you haven't already), you will work to stop that.<br />[] Legs on land are not as important as a fin in the sea. <br />Total: 3 of 10<br /><br />Vampire:<br />[x] You're a night person.<br />[x] You have a fascination with blood.<br />[] You are pale. <br />[] You wish you had a bat as a pet. <br />[x] You are not religious at all.<br />[] Tight spaces are not scary or uncomfortable for you.<br />[x] The sun's glare annoys you all too often.<br />[] You hate food with lots of garlic in it. <br />[] To you, a kiss on the neck is more romantic than a kiss on the cheek or lips. <br />[] You don't like sharp objects near you. <br />Total: 4 of 10 <br /><br />Werewolf:<br />[x] The full moon is the most beautiful scene to you.<br />[] You have a lot of body hair<br />[] The ability to shape shift is the best superpower to you. <br />[] You prefer gold over silver items.<br />[] You lack self control.<br />[x] You find it easier to have sympathy for animals than for humans. <br />[x] You have a deep respect for wolves and wild dogs. <br />[x] You like to be alone. <br />[x] You have a terrible secret and you only tell people you trust 100% about it.<br />[] You'd rather be outdoors than indoors.<br />Total: 5 of 10<br /><br />Wizard/Witch:<br />[] You love chemistry. <br />[] You are intuitive and good at analyzing people, to the point that people seriously or jokingly say you're psychic. <br />[x] The most amazing s... ]]></description>
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                <title>And I haven't even gotten a driver's license yet</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 01 May 2009 00:24:29 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ So I just realised something.<br />My birthday is coming up in less than a week.<br />Yay~.<br /><br />Think I might get some friends together and play paint ball. Never tried it and I'm told it hurts. Bah. I still reckon it'd be better than the cliche "go to movies" idea Mum suggested.<br /><br />Also today, Braiden, Dale and I thought that a 70 minute presentation would be a good ticket out of 4th period.<br />We were punished with a horribly boring 70 minute presentation. The period was art, too. God, why?<br />At one point Rikki asked me: "Would you rather sit with your friends and endure the presentation or sit isolated in art drawing?"<br />"....Do you really want an answer to that?"<br /><br />To put it simply, it was about body image and everything we already know about it. It's kind of funny how the media can influence a person when they let it. So much so that girls would commit suicide "because they are ugly". I, personally, have no sympathy for that kind of person. It's also funny how we blame the magazines, the TV shows and the super models for brainwashing our children with such terrible ideas about what beautiful is and what isn't. That is partially true. Blame does fall on the media but isn't it ultimately the parent's responsiblity to make sure their child isn't exposed to such bullshit? Who is the one giving an eight year old girl Dolly/Girlfriend/Cosmo/Whateverthefuck magazine? The one letting her watch such ridiculous shows such as America's Next Top Model to the point that by the time she is 13, she already has the mindset "I must look like this to be beautiful"?<br />Sure, media is hard to get away from. It's everywhere. On your TV, your computer, in your newspapers, in your magazines and on your billboards. However, in my personal opinion, it falls on the parent to protect their child from this mental poison. Not hide it from them completely as though it doesn't exist, but teach them how idiotic and fake it is.<br />There is really no reason to give an eight-year-old girl a /teenage/ magazine that comes with a free pair of tiny pyjama short shorts and singlet (I'm not exaggerating about that either). I believe if you quickly teach them how much bullshit the media spews and that they are all businesses out there to make money, they won't begin to believe that they have to look like those women on TV.<br />Maybe, instead of looking for a scapegoat for why teenagers are out their going on diets, obsessing over brands and worrying about their weight we should be teaching them how to turn a deaf ear on the media and say "fuck off" when it says we'll never be complete if don't buy this eye liner.<br /><br /><br />Oh, by the way, Monsters VS Aliens isn't a bad movie. Yet another point goes to Dream Works.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Fuck I need a bogan day</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 15 Apr 2009 08:13:23 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I've been working six days straight x.X.<br /><br />FoodWorks can just suck on my gears now because I finally get a day off! Fuck yes!<br /><br />I don't think I'll even change out of my pyjamas or leave me room tomorrow. You watch. I'll have everything aligned within arms reach.<br />I would hang with Braiden but I think I kind of, sort of got him grounded |D;;;. <br />I'll make it up to him later~.<br /><br />And something to do before bed:<br /><br />1. YOUR NAME<br /><br />Ashleigh<br /><br />2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle)<br /><br />Ashizzle<br /><br />3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav colour and fav animal)<br /><br />Green lizard<br /><br />4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street)<br /><br />Elizabeth Moody<br /><br />5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mum's maiden name)<br /><br />Morasord <br /><br />6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink)<br /><br />Purple Chocolate milk<br /><br />7. YOUR IRAQI NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your mums maiden name, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your mums middle name)<br /><br />Srehcry<br /><br /><br />8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mum/dads middle name)<br /><br />Patricia May Michael<br /><br />9. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets)<br /><br />Black Bella<br /><br />10. YOUR HAXOR NAME: (Your name and replace letters with any other key that looks simillar)<br /><br />4SH731GH<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>What is with you people and cats?</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 29 Mar 2009 10:12:10 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Seriously, kittens are cute but can't you guys come up with something other than photoshopping the hell out of your cat?<br /><br />Anyway so did you guys know its really hard to sleep with period pain? |D. And yes I have tried milk, so shut up.<br /><br />Ugh. Its boring at 3 in the morning.<br /><br />...<br /><br />.....<br /><br />........<br /><br />You're still here? Mmrf, I'm going to be so tired at school, I'll probably end up falling asleep on Braiden D|. AND THERE'S NOT A DAMN THING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT AHAHAHAHAHA.<br /><br />OH SHIT THERE'S ANOTHER FUCKING FROG IN MY ROOM AND IT JUST JUMPED ON MY LEG. THAT SHIT IS COLD. BERSU, DO YOU REMEMBER WHEN A FROG GOT IN MY ROOM WHEN I WAS DRUNK THAT NIGHT? WASN'T IT FUNNY? I WAS ALL "SHIT FROG" AND YOU WERE ALL "LOL YOU'RE SO FUCKING HAMMERED". GOOD TIMES, MAN, GOOD TIMES.<br /><br />FUCK, THE FROG IS GOING AFTER MY SNES. GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM MY DONKEY KONG, MAN.<br /><br />OK, THE FROG HAS BEEN CLEVERLY CAPTURED IN A NEARBY SHOE BOX. I WILL RELEASE SAID FROG WHEN THAT BIG RED FIRE BALL COMES BACK OUT.<br /><br />PEACE MOTHER FUCKERS.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Summer don't gooooo</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 27 Mar 2009 03:28:29 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Aaaaaargh, come baaaaaaack D|.<br /><br />...<br /><br />Damn, I had a heap of stuff in my head that I wanted to write but now its gone....<br /><br />...While I think:<br /><br />Pick ANY character of mine and I will tell you their:<br /><br />01. Full name<br />02. Best friend<br />03. Sexuality<br />04. Favorite color<br />05. Relationship status<br />06. Ideal mate<br />07. Odd Skills/Skills in general<br />08. Last Amusing Escapade<br />09. Favorite food<br />10. Crushes<br />11. Favorite music<br />12. Biggest fear<br />13. Biggest fantasy<br />14. Quirks<br />15. Bad habits<br />16. Biggest regret<br />17. Best kept secrets<br />18. Last thought<br />19. Worst sexual/romantic experience<br />20. Biggest insecurity<br /><br />Ahhh, there it is. Dance camp. Woop~. There is another Arts camp but its pretty much exactly the same as the last one aaand it doesn't sound as good as performing at Dream World~. But first I must develop my poor social skills tomorrow by annoying Braiden. He's adorable and fun to tickle X3.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>If Earthy Ruled the World...</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 12 Mar 2009 01:58:59 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ People who tried to sue restaurants for making them fat would be shot five times on sight.<br /><br />Kids would get an equal say in what town they have to live in, what school they go to, what parent they get to live with if they divorce, when they want to leave school and get a job and would overall have their opinions fucking heard.<br /><br />Women would know what it's like to be kicked in the balls and men would know what it's like to give birth.<br /><br />There'd be no more fucking MTV.<br /><br />There'd be no more organised religion.<br /><br />There'd be no more crappy super hero movies.<br /><br />There'd be no more crappy vampire romance movies.<br /><br />There'd be no more vegans or vegetarians telling me that I'm a satanist murderer for eating a ham sandwich.<br /><br />There'd be no more racial slurs or curse words because everyone would realise that they're just words and they wouldn't give a shit.<br /><br />Religion would stay out of science.<br /><br />Men who have excessive sex would be persecuted and called whores just as much as women would be.<br /><br />Sex wouldn't sell.<br /><br />Teachers would be allowed to use the cane again.<br /><br />People who have the idea "blowing this up would be fun" would be left for fucking dead.<br /><br />Drugs would be legalized and the people who abuse it would also be left for fucking dead.<br /><br />It wouldn't be illegal for people under 18 to smoke. It's their dumb ass choice if they want to catch lung cancer.<br /><br />X Box fans would shut up about Nintendo and Nintendo fans would shut up about X Box.<br /><br />Anyone who kills themself over an ended relationship, cyber bullying, rumours, parents not buying them the next Linkin Park album or just average teenage drama would be laughed at and then kicked into a shallow grave.<br /><br />Everyone would shut up about whether Global Warming exists or not and just agree to help and make the planet better.<br /><br />No one, and I mean <i>no one</i> would have any say in whether a new born boy's foreskin should be chopped off.<br /><br />Companies would be allowed to say "you're too fat/short/tall/stupid to come in here" and no one would sue.<br /><br />Women wouldn't complain when someone says they can't breasfeed in a public area.<br /><br />I wouldn't be persecuted for having an interest anime and neither would you.<br /><br />Celebrities wouldn't be seen as fucking deities.<br /><br />Proper sexual education would be mandatory in school whether the parents like it or not.<br /><br />Babies wouldn't be allowed in the movie theatres.<br /><br />No one would give a shit about what brand of clothing you wear.<br /><br />Text messaging wouldn't exist.<br /><br />Parents wouldn't have any say in what their child wants to be when they grow up.<br /><br />If anyone wanted to live in a foreign country, it'd be mandatory to learn the language and they would be given the chance to.<br /><br />And they wouldn't be able to sue because said country didn't bow down and spend tax payer's dollars on printing signs, menues, intruction manuals and teaching store clerks how to speak their language.<br /><br />People who say they're going to leave a website over some idiotic internet drama would shut up and fucking LEAVE.<br /><br />All fat-ugly-dumb-ass-insensitive-husband skinny-attractive-intelligent-underappreciated-wife shows would be cancelled.<br /><br />All angsty, superpowered teenagers, drama shows would be cancelled.<br /><br />All reality shows would be cancelled.<br /><br />GOSSIP GIRL, BUEATY AND THE GEEK, GREEK AND ANY DUMBSHIT FOX SHOWS THAT ENCOURAGES THE BULLSHIT STEREOTYPE THAT ALL GOOD-LOOKING GIRLS ARE IDIOTS AND ALL INTELLIGENT GUYS ARE LOSER COMPUTER NERDS WOULD BE FUCKING CANCELLED.<br /><br />There would've never have been troops in Iraq and there never will be.<br /><br />Guys would draw something other than dicks.<br /><br />There would be no stereotypes.<br /><br />Everyone in my town would shut the fuck up about the heat and learn to live with it. You're fucking Australian's for God's sake.<br /><br />Nobody would jump up and down about the killing and eating of certain animals just because they're fucking cute.<br /><br />I wouldn't have a pounding headache right now.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>WHY IN MY DAY</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 24 Feb 2009 02:51:26 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Uurg, ok I have a story to tell. Well, techinically, it's Dad's, but that's not the point.<br /><br />The other day Dad went to watch one of Jarrod's footy games and he was standing near a mother idly talking with a man. Things were fine until the child of said mother ran past my dad, behind the man (wearing large football boots, mind you) and kicked the poor bloke square in the crotch for particularly no reason other than to be a brat. <br />So naturally, this kid deserved a good wack with a belt, right? That's what you do with kids who misbehave like that, right?<br />Not according to this bitch. Aside from a weak "oh, don't do thaaaat", this woman did absolutely NOTHING to punish the child.<br />And I'm pretty sure the kid knows damn well what he did was wrong and that he got away with it and that man reacted more politely than should have. All he did was grin and hobble away.<br /><br />Now, I'm no parent, but if that was my kid, he wouldn't be able to sit down for a fucking month. Seriously, do parents of today even know how to raise kids anymore?? Lately, I've been hearing a lot of bullshit about passing a law against spanking children, or parents just outright <i>refusing</i> to punish their little hell spawn because it's apparantly wrong to belt them when they need it. I'm sorry, but CHILDREN NEED TO BE FUCKING BEATEN. Call me old-fashioned, but that's how it works. You can't negotiate with kids. All they understand is happy and pain.<br /><br />Think about why a lot of kids are spoilt, misbehaved, tantrum-throwing brats that drive teachers to the point of insanity. It's because you morons out there don't have the backbone to punish them properly! Kids can get away with anything these days and they fucking know it. <br />Yes, it's natural for a kid to muck about sometimes, but there's a fine line between "kids will be kids" and "ill-mannered brat". I'd think back to when I was younger and I would /never/ misbehave like these kids are. You know why? Because I knew I'd get a serious ass kicking for it!<br />The same goes for school, too. Students would know better than to disrespect teachers if they knew they were gonna get the fucking cane later!<br />What else are you gonna do? Yell at them and be ignored? Send them to their room that's full of TV, video games and ipods??<br /><br />Let me give you an example. When I was younger (about, four I think), Mum would take me to a friend's house who had a very nice pool. Well, one day it was raining and the pool had overflowed so it was deeper than usual. I was specifically told to stay out of the pool so I wouldn't get sick, or worse, drown. Of course I really wanted to swim, despite the bad weather and snuck out into the pool anyway and of course, I got a smack for it. Being the persistant child I was, I tried to sneak out a second time and got a second smack for it. After that I fucking LEARNED. I did not go near the pool again without permission.<br /><br />Yes, people can take it too far and that is wrong, but I don't see how passing a law against smacking children will stop it and there are already laws against child abuse. <br /><br />No, your kid is <i>not</i> a "special little angel with a lot of energy", he's a noisy, snot-nosed ratbag that hasn't been raised right. If I have to put up with one more screaming blood-worm child running around the store I work at, knocking things off the shelves, eating chocolate that wasn't paid for or just screaming for the hell of it and you idiots do nothing, I'm going to have to start bending them over and beating them myself since you're too lazy to do your job as a parent.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Cow Death is /Delicious/</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 22 Feb 2009 04:21:54 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Omnomnomnom--I'm eatting beef stew--omnomnom--with potatoes--omnomnomnom.<br /><br />Ooh and you know what's also good? Mother mixed with coke or creaming soda. OR BOTH. FUCK YEA.<br /><br />This weekend's been good, I had Flick over on Friday night and we played Zelda and we listened to 2 Sense and we ate chicken and then we went to sleep and then we woke up and then we had breakfast and then we played MOAR Zelda and then she had to go home and then I was sad ):.<br /><br />But after that I wasn't sad because I finally got to move into my new bedroom which has QUEEN SIZED BED, YEAAAAHHH >8D. I love huge beds. Much betta' than those small beds. Its smaller than my old room, but this one has air conditioning and its way more private. <br /><br />The hell Jarrod's getting it back.<br /><br />And Flick, our Zelda binge was awesome. We gotta do it again sometime but only next time with Major's Mask. YOU STILL HAVEN'T HAD THE FULL EXPERIENCE OF THE ZELDA.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Because all the cool kids do MP3 memes</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 21 Feb 2009 02:11:54 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ 1. Get out your MP3 player or open your favorite media player<br />2. Put it on shuffle<br />3. Answer each question with the song title<br />4. Try not to cheat<br /><br />1. How are you feeling today?<br />Feel Good Inc - Gorillaz<br /><br />2. How far will you get in life?<br />Where the Higurashi Cry<br /><br />3. What is your best friendÂs theme song?<br />Welcome to the Forty thieves - Aladdin<br /><br />4. What was high school like?<br />Lullaby for a stormy night<br /><br />5. How will today be?<br />Big Bad Cat<br /><br />6. What is in store for me this weekend?<br />Thrash the Plank - SnappleMan<br /><br />7. What is the best thing about you?<br />Under the Sea (lulz)<br /><br />8. What song describes your parents?<br />Star - Bryan Adams<br /><br />9. How is your life going?<br />Life is a Highway - Rascal Flatts<br /><br />10. What song will they play at your funeral?<br />The Hamster Dance (Gonna be one hell of a funeral)<br /><br />11. How does the world see you?<br />Sousei no Aquarion<br /><br />12. What do your friends think of you?<br />Schadenfreude - Avenue Q<br /><br />13. Do people secretly think you're good looking?<br />Groovy - Cardcaptor Sakura<br /><br />14. How can you make yourself happy?<br />My Sweet Heart - Tokyo Mew Mew <br /><br />15. What should you do with your life?<br />Mortal Kombat Theme<br /><br />16. What is some good advice?<br />A Little Less Converstion<br /><br />17. Will you get married?<br />Hey Now! - Coolon<br /><br />18. Where will you go in life?<br />Freestyler - Bomfunk MC's<br /><br />19. Will you have kids?<br />Tree Spirit in the Mist - Atelier Iris: Eternal Mana<br /><br />20. What is your current theme song?<br />Haha You're Dead - Greenday<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>THPPPPPT EDIT'D</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 03 Feb 2009 05:13:31 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ SO, HEY GUYS, LEMME TELL YOU A STORY.<br />LIKE, MY INTERNET IS GOING ALL "ARRARARARARAAA"<br />AND I WAS ALL "ARARARARARAA" AND COLBY WAS ALL "Quit yer bitching" AND I WAS ALL "FIIIIEN, ARARARARA" AND ITS STILL GOING "ARARARAAA, WHAT YOU GONNA DO, BITCH??" AND I WAS ALL "WELL I DON'T NEED YOU I HAVE PODS"<br /><br />The end.<br /><br />YOU BITCHES READY FOR THE SEQUEL? FUCK, YOU BETTER BE. SO WHILE MY INTERNET WAS GOING "ARARARA I BE FAILIN'" I WAS ALL "NOT NO MOAR, FUCKER" AND SWITCHED THAT SON OF A BITCH OFF. YEAH. SO THEN LATER, I, LIKE, GOT TOTALLY SUN BURNT BECAUSE I WAS ALL "FUCK YOU, SUN" AND THE SUN WAS ALL "WELL BRING IT ON" AND NOW MY LEGS ARE MEDIUM RARE AND I HAVE BLISTER ON MY KNEE THAT'S LIKE THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS BIG. SO I WAS ALL "CURSE YOU SUUUUUUNNNN!!" AND THE SUN WAS ALL "AHAHAHAHAHA. BITCH. NOW YOU GONNA MISS THE SWIMMIN' CARNIVALS" AND I WAS ALL "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" AND THE SUN WAS ALL "AHAHAHAHAHA" AND THEN LATER, I SWITCHED MY INTERNETS BACK ON AND IT WAS ALL "I'LL BE GOOD I SWEAR" AND I WAS ALL "YOU DAMN RIGHT" AND THE INTERNET WAS ALL "WELL SON OF A WHORE" AND I WAS ALL "YOU DAMN RIGHT, SON OF A WHORE" AND THE INTERNET WAS ALL "MY MOMMA" AND I WAS ALL "YOU DAMN RIGHT YOUR MOMMA" AND NOW ITS BEHAVING BUT DAD'S GONNA GET A BRAND ASS SPANKING NEW MODEM SO WE CAN THROW THIS DISOBEDIENT ONE'S ASS IN THE GUTTER. YEAH.<br /><br />The end.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>WELCOME TO ANOTHER THRILLING EPISODE OF...</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 28 Jan 2009 02:53:56 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE JOURNAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLSSS!!!<br /><br />Yeah, I don't know either |D<br /><br />So, school's back. <br />Bleh. <br />Grade eleven. <br />Bleh.<br /><br />But its ok, because I get to have a lot of classes with Colby~. (I'll concentrate I swear.) I don't have Mr. Fadner for an art teacher any more, though, because he left D:. BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW. Oh, well |D. The new teacher seems ok. Not as laid back as Fadner but not too bad and I hope he has fun wherever he ran off to.<br /><br />I seriously can't believe there's only two years left of my highschool career D:. <br />Back when I was little I used to wonder what kind of person I'd be at this age. Hmm. Yeah.<br /><br />...<br /><br />Whuh? Oh, right the space journal.<br /><br />Turns out my tonsils are acting up, too. I'll be getting them checked out tomorrow. <br /><br />SO TUNE IN NEXT TIME FOR ANOTHER THRILLING EPISODE OF SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE JOURNAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLSSS!!!<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>The Nostalgia is Consuming me</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 22 Jan 2009 18:24:06 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Dad dug up our old videos. He also fixed the VCR so we can watch said videos.<br /><br />Since last night I have been on a Disney binge, stopping only for food, bathroom breaks and when Rhiana wants to watch a movie of her own. There was a point in the evening when the power briefly went out but <i>Thor will not stop me and my Disney</i>. <br />Its sad see what the average "Original Disney Channel Movie" has become today.<br /><br />Will the white man/woman who lost his/her wife/husband to some tragic divorce/accident stop being over protective of their little angel of a son/daughter and let them believe in theirself to play their dream sport? And will the white man/woman fall in love and marry the best friend who has always secretly loved them? Possibly due to the child's genious schemes? Because we all know a child knows everything about a healthy and balanced love life.<br /><br /><br />Oh, look! They did! That kid's a genious. <br />I didn't know <i>how</i> that plot was gonna turn out!<br /><br />Oh well! I'm off to watch the Little Mermaid!<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Why must you hurt me this way?</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 12 Jan 2009 21:16:28 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I don't know how, but Zoey convinced me to see Twilight. I wasn't very sure about that movie to begin with. I had heard things. Frightening things. <i>Italicized things</i>. And now as I type this journal, my only regret is why I didn't listen to these warnings.<br /><br />Zoey suggests that reading the book will change my mind, but I think my brain has suffered enough. I feel bad enough for making it endure such a horrible, teenybopper, glitter-skin fate. For those who haven't seen the film or read the book: <i>don't make the same mistake I did</i>. Your mind is a precious thing and none deserve to go through the visual acid that mine did.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>And that's why it was the best day ever</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 01 Jan 2009 05:47:51 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ As I have stated before, I have ADHD, thus caffine has a more potent effect on me. This doesn't stop me from drinking substances like coke and ice coffee however I made it a point to never, <b>ever</b> drink <acronym><a href="http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=9LbzIHg6lKI">Mother</a>.<br /><br />Until today.<br /><br />To keep short, I'll simply state that what began as a small bubbling sensation in the pit of my stomach turned into an erruption of berserk hyper activity.<br /><br />I felt <i>fabulous</i> during my entire nine hour shift today. <br />I think I'll have another tomorrow.<br /><br />On a different note, New Years at Colby's was a pile of good fun. We ate, we drank and I drew a birthday bee for Colby's older brother, Gavin. It was a New Years/birthday party since Gavin had turned 21 a whiles back. I would show you this birthday bee but I had only thought of scanning it just now and I don't think Gavin would be too keen on giving it back. And before you ask, no I cannot simply "draw another". It'll never be the same. Stop talking nonsense. <br /><br />So, enjoy your 2009 before the bees come.<br /><br /></acronym> ]]></description>
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                <title>Its the end of the year as we know it</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 25 Dec 2008 17:24:32 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ The bad part is we have to start all over again <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/o/ohnoes.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":ohnoes:" title="Oh Noes!" />.<br /><br />I'd have to say, it wasn't a bad Christmas. I got a sexy new black DS and a robot monkey. He's so nice to cuddle and I call him Mojo Jojo. After that loveable villian from <acronym><a href="http://www.the-reel-mccoy.com/movies/2002/images/PowerpuffGirls_3.jpg">that one show.</a><br /><br />Food was good, company was good and the sun unleashed it burning fury like hell hath no.<br /><br />I hope all you mates out there had a good one, too.<br />I'll be spending my New Years with Colby this time.<br /><br />Merry New Years!<br /><br /></acronym> ]]></description>
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                <title>Dear, Big Fat Lie in a Red Suit...</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 18 Dec 2008 04:07:10 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ SO, HEY. DID YOU GUYS KNOW THAT CHRISTMAS IS JUST NEXT WEEK? MAN, WHERE DID THE YEAR GO, EH?! AHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA.<br /><br />Hnnnng, I miss Bersu TT^TT.<br /><br />Next week is gonna suuuuuck. I've been rostered to work nearly the /entire/ week. The good thing is I'll be getting paid double.<br /><br />And yeah, have I mentioned that Santa is nothing more than a lie being fed to children and I hate it? "It's a good lie!" Mum says. Bitch, there's nothing good about a LIE. What I've also noticed that from looking at how commercialised it is, you'd never think that the holiday was about baby Jesus anymore. Bleh. I'll still have a good time having Christmas lunch with my family.<br /><br />Humbug.<br /><br />And DAMN DO I WANNA PLAY PAPER MARIO: THOUSAND YEAR DOOR SO BAD. AND MY ZELDA: OOT LIMITED EDITION. BUT I LOST MY KAFREAKING GAMECUBE MEMORY CARD. ARARARARARAAAAAA. I TURNED THE KAFREAKING HOUSE UPSIDE DOWN BUT SAID MEMORY CARD WAS NO WHERE TO BE FOUND. ARARARARARARAAAAA. WHY DO YOU TAUNT ME LIKE THIS?! ARARARARARARAAAAA.<br />So, yeah. I bought a new one over eBay because my town sucks and they don't have anything gamecube related anymore. <br />Anywhere.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>At least they had good milkshakes</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 01 Dec 2008 04:29:31 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I'm feeling a strange mix of emotions. A mixture of anger and relaxation. How this mixture works, I have no idea. The anger would be coming from working with a complete bitch at work but I'm trying not to think about that, lest I get even more pissed off about it. The relaxation...would be from listening to 2 Sense while playing Harvest Moon. <br /><br />I'll work on getting rid of anger for now |D. Other than that, it's been an ok holiday so far. I went out to a church event with Colby because he works the mixing board for the church's band. I don't usually attend church. I consider myself an agnostic and I only went there to be with Colby. I kinda felt out of place but I was still happy to be there with him. <br />What I should've seen coming was a bombardment of Christianity from Russel (the reverend I believe) when I briefly stated my belief. They asked for it of course. Him and his little "God Botherers" straight out asked me "What are you beliefs?". <br />I hesitated at first. <br />Mostly because all eyes where suddenly on me and I don't like being put on the spot like that. I'm awkward enough around people in general so I make it a point to avoid such conversations especially if I know they won't like my answer. But of course I wasn't go to lie to them but how I wish I did.<br />I answered "I believe that there is a possibility of a God, but I don't know." Probably one of the worst things I could say but like I said, I didn't have much time to think over my answer and I felt awkward enough before this lovely conversation I had with Russel. <br />You could also say I'm a girl of science. I can't really bring myself to believe in an ancient book that was written by people who thought the planet was <i>flat</i>. <br />I've tried, just can't do it. <br /><br />But that didn't stop Russel from giving me an entire speech about the evidence that supports Christianity and the whole time he had this look. It was the kind of look that said: "have I converted you yet?". Don't get me wrong, Russel is a nice guy, but the last thing I needed was someone trying to change my beliefs. <br />All I could really do was let him have his rant and mainly listen. I'm not good at communicating with people I am not familiar and close to. It's just who I am and I didn't want to upset Russel or anyone else. <br />I just wanted to spend an evening with Colby. But I guess that's just too much.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Whar'd mah subscriptionz go?</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 25 Nov 2008 04:59:37 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Where has they gone? <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/frown.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":(" title=":( (Sad)" /><br /><br />Oh, well I'll buy another laters |D. <br />Ahhh, I'm in the middle of a mild happiness spurt. I got decent grades on my assignemnts, things are going well with Colby, got to work with some <strike>compe</strike> <strike>compa</strike> kickin' juniors and a friendly taxi driver to boot! And its the last week of the school year!<br />SHAAAAWOOOP!<br /><br />There's nothing really planned for the holidays with me, but I have a feeling it won't be terrible. Christmas doesn't really feel like a highlight of the holidays anymore to me either. I've been feeling really "meh" about Christmas. Its so commercialised and meaningless. Plus you got parents lying to their children about a fat man in a red suit but I don't feel like going there right now |D. I'm too happy.<br /><br />What I'm looking forward to is getting to sit in my pyjamas, eating cheeto balls and drinking coke for breakfast while watching Jarrod walk out the door to school and laughing at him for the next two weeks XD. <br />Grade tens get out of school earlier than grade eights and nines, yeah~.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Three weeeeeeks--</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 03 Nov 2008 00:00:16 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ --until the end of the school year ahhhffffffshhhhhkaflabblefsjhfkaaaa!<br /><br />Man, where did the time go? Years just seem to be getting shorter these days. It's like the world's suddenly spinning faster and faster and OH GOD STOP THE EARTH I WANT TO GET OFF.<br /><br />I got Colby a nice birthday present, too <:. Season 7 of That 70's Show since I know he loves that show and apparantly I'm good at buying gifts for people but I have the tendancy of spending a lot because I really want the person I'm buying for to be pleased DX.<br /><br />Ah well, I'm gonna just watch That 70's Show season 6 because it came with season 7 |D. I wanna take my mind of the three shifts in a row I'll have to work starting tomorrow.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>With a slight tinge of estrodgen</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 31 Oct 2008 18:20:44 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Right, so apparantly last night was this "Halloween" nonsense I keep hearing about. Well instead of acting out an <i>American</i> tradition, I was out with my mates, getting my gamer on and the night before that was my Dad's union's Christmas party.<br /><br />Both were fun and awesome <:. The Christmas party had rides and fireworks which I got to watch with Colby. There was also free food.<br />The other party was for Braiden's birthday. We ate junk food, played video games and got hyper on the front lawn all night long |D.<br />I also <strike>forced</strike> taught Colby to do the Caramelldansen and fractions of the Lucky Star.<br />It was so much fun and I was the only female there XD.<br /><br />There were also some kids who knocked on the door dressed like idiots and demanded lollies. They were lucky they were cute otherwise I would've just told them to stop being American XD.<br />I've also heard that there was some Halloween party at the show grounds and that the only ones going were the dumb ass bimbos who will look for any reason to dress like a slut.<br />Meh, those idiots can do what they want but I'll be here kicking Colby's ass at Brawl.<br /><br /><b>Edit</b><br />Y'know, now that I think about it, aside from stupid slurries dressing up to look even slurrier, Halloween sounds pretty cool. But, yeah, the slurry part is what I don't like. <br /><br />And the fact that Australia is turning into America.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>SPASAAAAAAAMMM</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 26 Oct 2008 03:33:36 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I'M SO HAPPY AND I DON'T KNOW WHY.<br />I WAS SMILING ALL THROUGH WORK THIS MORNING AND SINGING JAPANESE SONGS.<br />YOU SHOULD BE SMILING, TOO.<br />DON'T YOU JUST LOVE LIFE?<br />AAAAAAAHFFFFFFFFSSSKABBLEFLABBESNABBLE.<br />CAPITALS.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>That's slick. Like a new coke.</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 24 Oct 2008 01:32:02 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Huuurg....Researching media violence's effects on the youth (which actually has no real facts and statistics) makes Earthy's head hurt <a href="http://headdeskplz.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/h/e/headdeskplz.jpg" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconheaddeskplz:" title="headdeskplz"/></a>. They all have to be Australian facts, too....BUT WHY DO BLOODY YANK FACTS KEEP COMING UP?! CURSE YOU, GOOGLE!<br /><br />I'm gonna have to sound <i>extremely</i> convincing in my formal speech for english class.<br /><br />I wanted to do cyber bullying and how much it pisses me off to see people saying how big of an issue it is and that people are committing suicide over it anyway. <br />My opinion on it:<br />If you're going to kill yourself over words on a screen, then you are not tough enough to survive in this world. Suicide is just weak to begin with. So, I'm sorry but I'm not going to miss you. Just gonna kick you in a hole in the ground and forget about you.<br /><br />You wanna stop cyber bullying? Turn off your fucking computer. Stop looking at those dumb ass text messages. Just ignore the illiterate vomit being thrown at you because <i>no one is making you look at it</i>. "Oh, that horrible person who can't do any physical harm to me is being so mean! Oh those horrible words that I'm choosing to look at and effect me! Ohhh, why meeee?!" Here's some advice for you: Call some thug to come to your house to cut your toes off with wire cutters so you have something worth worrying about! <br /><br />Those people killing themself over this crap? Fuck 'em. I'm glad they've removed themselves from the gene pool. Sorry, but you're breathing my air. You're eating my food. GTFO.<br /><br />P.S The title has nothing to do with the journal entry in general.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>If you see a god. In front of you--</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 04 Oct 2008 21:39:49 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ --you have a brain injury. Please seek medical help immediately.<br /><br />Hnnnnngaaaahhh....So school starts back up again tomorrow >.o. At least once I'm done with this term it's the end of the school year for about 6-10 weeks <:.<br /><br />No, I still can't get into the chats, save for the rare occasion when it does once every week D|. Something must be up with my Java. Or I could try Bersu's idea and create a new account, but I'm all cozy in the one I'm already in now, dammit D:. <br /><br />Now if you'll excuse me I've got some elite four ass to kick.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>"I'm sorry, I don't speak Dumb Ass."</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 23 Sep 2008 05:42:04 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Y'know, it'd be nice if you guys that are all faving my stuff would leave a comment or two D:. And it'd also be nice if you <i>didn't</i> fave those screen shots. I don't wanna be one of those idiots who take a screenie and then it somehow ends up in the popular section. Actually, I think I'll just delete those screen shots before that happens.<br /><br />And is it cruel to laugh at the idiot who video taped himself bashing his head against a brick wall and splatters his brains all over on YouTube? Because, seriously, I ROFL hard watching that. <br />Or maybe I'm just a bitch.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>"Spectacularly unsuccessful!"</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 18 Sep 2008 05:41:16 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ TWO SLEEPS 'TILL SCHOOL HOLIDAYS, WOOO~!<br />I managed to survive that analytical essay, but now I'm worried about what grade I'm gonna get because Mrs. Hume's standards are pretty high <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/d/dead.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":dead:" title="Dead (RIP)" />.<br /><br />I'll also be picking my subjects for grade eleven tomorrow. These ones are meant to be really important because apparently they'll decide whether I can go to uni or not. I'll be stuck with them for a whole year, too, so I hope I pick the right ones.<br />Hnnnnng, oh well. No use whining about it. I got this far. Bring it on *_*.<br /><br /><b>EDIT BEFORE BED, HOO HAH!</b><br />Ok, so I just got back from parent/teacher interviews and grade eleven subject selection and it has occured to me that I am one of those rare students that has a decent relationship with all their teachers |D. <br />"Hey, Ash you doing legal studies with me?"<br />"Ashy, you've chosen ancient history right? Legend!"<br />"Can't wait to teach your english class!"<br />"Aww, you're not doing geography with me? >:"<br /><br />...I feel like a teachers pet, but at the same time <i>loved</i>.<br /><br />By the way, I chose Ancient History, English, Visual Art, Computer Technology, Dance and Maths.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Well screw you, too</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 06 Sep 2008 20:05:47 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Bloody chats, not letting me in when I actually have a little time <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/m/mad.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":x" title=":x (Mad)" />.<br /><br />But thank God Winter's over! Bugger that overrated season!<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>EAT ALL THE ONES THAT YOU HATE~</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 01 Sep 2008 22:47:15 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Right, so I'm, like, down here, burried under all this homework @_@. Eh, at least all I gotta finish is Curley's eulogy and I'm good. But then it's onto an analytical essay and OH GOD MRS. HUME YOU'RE KILLIN' ME, MATE. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/d/dead.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":dead:" title="Dead (RIP)" /><br /><br />I should gently, without making any sudden movements, let her know that I have other classes that require my attention. 'Cause, y'know, they're kinda important, too. <br /><br />So, yeah, bearly had anytime to get into some serious video gaming lately. Aside from running away to Colby's house where he makes me play Guitar Hero.<br /><br />Work's been giving me more than my usual hours, too. I guess the money part is nice (you can buy food and other video game-like items with it), but I'm pretty over it. Over it, but not giving up *_*.  At least the mid-term holidays are coming soon.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Let's get Mank-ayyy</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 19 Aug 2008 03:40:10 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Well, I have to say my evil beverage was somewhat of a success. It's drinkable. So that's a plus and it doesn't taste too bad either. I think I'll call it....World Domination. It'll make me so bloody rich~.<br /><br />And because I'm nice, I'll give you a looksee at the reciepe:<br /><br />3/4 cup of Iced coffee<br />Three table spoons of vanilla ice cream<br />One teaspoon of milo<br />Half a table spoon of honey.<br /><br />Blend together with a little bit of ice and you've got World Domination~.<br /><br />I tried getting chocolate in there, but the stuff hardened once I put it in with all the cold stuff. Who woulda thought that would happen, eh?<br /><br />Aside from that little adventure (It's an adventure because Dad and I took a trip down to the store for a new blender. Kat broke the old one >.o), I've been feeling rather unmotivated lately. Having a harder time getting up in the morning--especially on a school morning since--Y'know what, I'm just sick of school altogether *_*. A small part of me just wants to give up and crawl back into bed. Particularly after missing out on that career expo ;^; (buses were full my ass).<br /><br />On the bright side, I've become quite attached to my Yoga class 8D. Especially after how it did wonders for a back pain which has, sadly, returned after a day or two. Maybe I should see the back cracker again.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>These chocolate chips are for SCIENCE!</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 12 Aug 2008 04:28:17 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Because I am developing something you see~. A beverage. A beverage so mighty it will conquer all others! And once it takes the world by storm, I shall use it to dominate THE WORLD! AHHHAHAHAHAHAAA~!<br /><br />Ahem. Yes. This is what working at a grocery store and boredom will do to you.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Testin'</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 07 Aug 2008 04:38:28 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Yeah...umm...I was curious! Shush! D:<<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Free kitten for every employee of the month</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 04 Aug 2008 23:48:21 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ So, yeah, I rescued a kitten during a staff meeting at work yesturday. Much to my father's annoyance. I couldn't just leave the poor thing. It was either I take him or I let my other manager, Rick, kill him. And I wasn't exactly leaping for joy at that option. <br /><br />We can't keep him, of course (named him Bubsy anyway), but if no one responds to the ads put out in the paper and the radio, we'll just have to turn him over to the RSPCA where Bubsy will hopefully get a nice home. I wish we could keep him. He's so cuuuuuute~ *_*.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>I Learned--</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 03 Aug 2008 14:59:13 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ --that the state I live in has the highest percentage of moronic assholes in Australia.<br /><br />Seriously. I've been to--and lived in--a fair few places in Aussie land. Went to at least a dozen different schools in my childhood and I'd have to say that the most and worst pricks I've ever met are right here. <br />Up your's Queensland, I wanna go back to South Aussie. Where my family is.<br /><br /><sub>...You don't even have any queens, two-faced, liars...</sub><br /><br /><b>Edit</b><br />And just to be popular:<br />Why so <i>serious</i>?<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Hey, this website stuff is easy</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 29 Jul 2008 06:10:48 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Well, that's what my TEC class is leading me to believe. All I gotta do is convince Dad to install a certain program and it'll do half the work for me XD;;;.<br /><br />I've got another D comic coming. Oh yeah~<br />But it hasn't even been scanned yet. I mean, it's all sketched up and stuff. Er...IT'LL BE DONE WHEN IT'S DONE.<br /><br />What's really worrying me is this...this...<i>thing</i> that Mrs Hume has planned that's coming up I don't know when ._. . Apparantly, she's going to make us write up a contract for our parents to sign saying that we won't be using any form of technology for, like, a month. That means, no TV--Ok, no problem, I can live with that; I've got books. No mobile phone--Still no problems. That'll keep me away from the blubbering, illiterate vomit known as text messages. No mp3 players--wait, what? No internet--Hnnnnnnnnng (That was me stopping my brain from imploding). And finally, no video games--BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWW (That was my brain imploding).<br /><br />Being the antisocial, cartoon lovin' gamer that I am, what the hell am I supposed to do with myself during that time? Yeah, I'll read but that can only entertain me for so long. And I don't wanna go <i>outside</i>. I might go for the odd walk to the park, but these days, the only reason I risk making contact with other human beings is to either a) go to school/work and b) buy a game of some sort. Other than that, I just don't like being around other people I'm not all that close to. Previous childhood experiences and my asperges can be partly blamed, but I find giving people an intimidating glare to be fun. Urg, I'll find a way out of this somehow. I can go unnoticed in the classroom when I wanna. Bring it on, Mrs Hume *_*.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Is it Friday yet?</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 24 Jul 2008 05:50:25 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ OH MY GAWD, SO COLD AND SO WET RIGHT NOW D|. I hate you so much, winter.<br /><br />Well, at least I've got this wonderful feeling of achievement after finally finishing all my homework for this week :>. (In your FACE Mrs Hume!)<br />Now I all I gotta do is set aside some time to read that book which I borrowed out today. It's a small book. Should be back to my glorious Artemis Fowl in no time~.<br /><br />I'm feeling pretty excited about my TEC class as well. No more stoopy buisness topics. Now I'm on to how to make your own website~! So far I'm flying through it, but I guess the start is always easy. I've always wanted to start up one of those fancy webcomic things, too. It'd be awesome to make something of 'D' but sooner or later, I'll have to start making them up. We're not as active as we used to be. <br /><br />I've always thought of big(ish) things for the whole Spirit Seekers plot, too. I came up with the general idea of it at the age of 10. (We could, totally work on it together, Bersu O:.)<br /><br />Well, I'll focus on my studies for now and work on my art. Don't think I'm that good to be starting up a whole webcomic just yet x.x.<br /><br />P.S Bersu, I posted on the forum :>.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>To-do list of doom</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 22 Jul 2008 15:17:40 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ -Prepare an excuse for Mr. Vanhees because you didn't finish the 23 set questions about Osama.<br />(Get it done during the lunch break if you can)<br /><br />-Borrow "Of Mice and Men" from the library for English or Mrs Hume will eat you.<br /><br />-STOP FALLING ASLEEP IN YOUR OTHER SOSE CLASS OR YOU'LL MISS SOMETHING ON MESOPOTAMIA AGAIN.<br /><br />-Make sure all text books are returned to the library BEFORE you go trying to borrow another.<br /><br />-Don't get paint all over Nikala again in art class or Miss Chaimberlain will also eat you.<br /><br />-Think of something snappy to say to Brock and crush the bastards ego like you plan to every thursday after yoga now.<br /><br />-Buy more doederant, cookies, hair products and Maison.<br /><br />-DON'T HAVE ANOTHER ARGUEMENT WITH YOUR MOTHER ABOUT GETTING INTO UNI LIKE LAST NIGHT.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Wall-e = Cute</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 19 Jul 2008 05:20:18 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ And you cannot convince me otherwise.<br /><br />Baaaawww, my father's birthday is coming up. I gotta get him something totally awesome because he's just the best dad in the world O:.<br /><br />Hummm...well no ideas yet, but I'll think of something to get him. I'll probably think of it while I'm buying/making it.<br />I could tape the footy for him, but I already did that when I was four XD.<br /><br />To the drawing board! AWAAAAYYY!<br /><br /><b>EDIT, I CHOOSE YOU!</b><br />I convinced Dad to let me download Ventrilo. It was easier than I thought |D. <br />Joy~<3.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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