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]]> ~emmtothejay http://emmtothejay.deviantart.com/journal/17921458/ http://emmtothejay.deviantart.com/journal/17921458/ Sat, 19 Apr 2008 02:48:14 PDT & i dont think i give a shit anymore

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ART IS ART NO MATTER WHAT;
ART IS ART NO MATTER WHAT;
ART IS ART NO MATTER WHAT;
ART IS ART NO MATTER WHAT;

A prisoner sentenced to death by electric chair; who survives three jolts of 15,000 volts each for 45 seconds; must be set free.

A frog can't empty its stomach by vomitting. To empty its stomach contents, a frog throws up it's stomach first, so the stomach is dangling out of it's mouth. Then the frog uses its forearms to dig out all of the stomach's contents and then swallows the stomach back down again.

During lunch breaks in Carlsbad, New Mexico no couple should engage in a sexual act while parked in their vehicle, unless their car has curtains.

In Connorsville, Wisconsin no man shall shoot off a gun while his female partner is having a sexual orgasm.

J. Edgar Hoover liked to fire FBI agents whose palms were sweaty when shaking hands.

President Bush and Saddam Hussein both have their shoes made by the same Italian shoemaker.

& this is my thought of le neglected child.

THANKSGIVING IS THE NEGLECTED CHILD OF THE HOLIDAY FAMILY.
i mean think of it
shit man & im practically born on a day where not alot of people care for.
XO yeah idk if thats true or not.
BUTTTTTTT
Okay so you have halloween which is the demon child of the fam bam thank you ma’am.
then after that holiday ... everyones already putting christmas lights up
WHAT THE FUCK. you know?!!!!?
AND christmas O HO HO HO HO ... thats the all star top honors all around great child of the holidays.

basically noone cares for thanksgiving. but me. seeing as how i was born on it (most years)

call me crazy.

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I HONESTLY THINK THAT LOVE IS ONE OF THE MINDS GREATEST MENDERS.
can you teach the unteachable?
can you reach the unreachable?
can you mend the unmendable?
can you bend the unbendable?
can you break the unbreakable?
can you make something of nothing?

i hate ppl. who think they know everything, think they own the whole wide world, think they are all that and a bag of doritos, & that everyone else is waiting on them hand & foot.
i hate ppl. that bag on others when they either dont know them, think their are lame, think they suck & just want to be plain ol' meanies.
i hate ppl. whothink their whole lives are based on how they want to be percieved by other ppl. rather than doing what is truthfully right.
i hate ppl. who hate on others just because of how they dress, act, think, walk, talk & their way of life.
i hate ppl. who think that what they are doing right now to themselves to impress others is just plain ol' stupid.
i hate ppl. who think they & their crew is the shit when in life it doesnt matter who you roll with, in life their is of only one great importance which is to succeed.

my bulletins are sometimes all the nonsense
BUT
this one is NOT
so sit back read &&& learn alittle.
its good fer you, TRUST.
Le top ten USELESS limbs &&& other vestigial organsss
O10. THE WINGS ON FLIGHTLESS BIRDS.
O9. HIND LEG BONES ON WHALES.
O8. ERECTOR PILI &&& BODY HAIR.
O7. THE HUMAN TAILBONE [COCCYX].
O6. THE BLIND FISH ASTANAX MEXICANUS.
O5. WISDOM TEETH IN HUMANS.
O4. THE SEXUAL ORGANS OF DANDELIONS.
O3. FAKE SEX IN VIRGIN WHIPTAIL LIZARDS [VESTIGIAL BEHAVIOR]
O2. MALE BREAST TISSUE &&& NIPPLES.
O1. THE HUMAN APPENDIX. i have my reasons for these
THANK YOU FOR LETTING ME EDUCATE YOU FOR A BIT.

why teenagers dont care. If you ever sense teenagers are not taking your feelings into account, it's probably because they're just incapable of doing so. those words were shown in a study. it seems we teenagers DO NOT use our medial prefrontal cortex as opposed to adults. Girl, Positive. = a good movie ya'll should watch it sometime. O, &&& its a lifetime movie just fer yur info. right now im learning about the mysteries of the mind O.o o yes.
GOSH, i wanna watch movies YES movies as in plural form. HERES A THOUGHT. if you were to ask 10 people what dreams are made of you'd probably get 10 totally &&& completely different answers. Scientists still today are unraveling this mystery. there are some amazing sites in this world &&& NO i am not talking about pornograhic material. GROW UP &&& exercise yur brain.

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MARRAY is the name; fire sign is the game.
According to astrological theory, fire signs represent the life-giving and vital force of the zodiac. The fire signs are termed positive and extroverted, and are supposed to be active,creative,ingenious, dynamic, and highly energetic. They are seen as the inventors, leaders, and pioneers within humanity, possessing an assertive quality that allows them to act upon the thoughts of others extremely quickly. The worst qualities of the fire signs are seen as their tendency to be irresponsible, overbearing, impatient, and boastful to the point of hurting others' feelings. They can also supposedly find it very hard to deal with detail because of their quest for the "big picture." Because astrology holds that fire signs are frequently highly outspoken, they can prove too much for more sensitive types of people who resist the criticism they can produce. They are supposedly by nature emotionally intense and quick to anger if they disapprove but, unlike water signs, are also very quick to forgive and not sensitive to criticism. In relationships, fire signs are generally considered to be extremely outgoing and passionate friends, but typically they are seen as requiring a great deal of love from their partner because of their assertive quality, and do not like their partner to have control over their romantic life and/or career. Although highly extroverted, fire signs supposedly do not possess the air signs' ability to relate to varying viewpoints or different types of people, because they supposedly often see differences as conflicting with their own (often self-centred) desires. Though said to be more passionate and committed under the right circumstance than air signs, fire signs are said to be barren signs. This is probably because their focus on being centre stage or on searching for truth intensely, combined with their often gregarious and friendly nature, means that they may have trouble committing themselves to a lifelong marriage. Their quest for freedom is said to make fire signs supposedly always want to be freed from this type of burden. In ancient times Mars, ruler of Aries & the Sun, ruler of Leo also were described to be sterile in nature because of their associations with heat, anger & masculinity. Chief fault is deceit. Fire is determined, spiteful, short-tempered and vengeful. When angered, Fire will go to almost any extreme necessary to get revenge...and such revenge will, more often than not, be at the moment of the anger, after which it is soon forgotten with no harboring of any grudge. Fire is prone to deliberately and openly do things which will irritate others to the point of anger. Fire is straight-forward and has no reservations about hurting the feelings of others...prone to inflict both physical and mental pain.

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