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In other news, I've moved back in with my Father. Things are slowly getting better. The cops no longer want to arrest me. For now...

]]> ~encrypted-sanity http://encrypted-sanity.deviantart.com/journal/9128825/ http://encrypted-sanity.deviantart.com/journal/9128825/ Tue, 20 Jun 2006 16:40:58 PDT I'm already wasted, and I've been awake for maybe an hour. Dunno what I'm doing in the near future, but later tonight I'm going over to a mates place for a piss-up and a session. Now I've got a bottle of rum and a bottle of whiskey to take!

Probably update later tonight if I can be stuffed. If not,
Ciao ]]> ~encrypted-sanity http://encrypted-sanity.deviantart.com/journal/8869866/ http://encrypted-sanity.deviantart.com/journal/8869866/ Thu, 25 May 2006 02:30:01 PDT
There is a very high possibility that our new manager is going to move me out of the kitchen and into the front of house serving customers. This is news which made me feel relatively sociable, for some reason, so I went around to a friends' house a few days ago for a few drinks. That was at about... 9:30pm. Enter the pre-mix "wild turkey" and ginger ale, two bottles of; and several shots of whiskey (Grants 40%). Add a few spots of weed and you're in a strange state of mind.

Bored, we stumbled drunkenly down the road to the park for a joint. I fall off the swing, and we both find it hilarious and crack up laughing. Friend recieves a text from his girlfriend, (who happens to be staying at another friends house about a kilometer up the road), inviting us over for a drink. At 3:00 in the morning.

We figure "What the hell, we'll be maybe half an hour.

I remember sitting on their couch, the pillow jumping for my throat, and then my mate is shaking me awake at 5am saying "We gotta go man, her Dad is coming and he's pissed!"

Sprinting when hungover and still feeling the effects of weed is not fun. However, everything before that was a blast. I'm going back to his place tonight for another few drinks when he finishes work. Should be ok, right? I'll be home... early.
Probably morning.

Gods I love this place. ]]> ~encrypted-sanity http://encrypted-sanity.deviantart.com/journal/8440639/ http://encrypted-sanity.deviantart.com/journal/8440639/ Tue, 11 Apr 2006 17:05:30 PDT
In other news, the parents are going away, and I've got about 11 days off work to sit about the house in a drunken, stoned stupor, watching random movies and eating noodles. I got a bottle of whiskey from mum and dad for feeding the cats.

I still hate my job, and am finding it hard to gain employment anywhere else. I tune out when I'm at work, and retreat into my own little corner of the universe in my mind.

Still alive, last time I checked, which was about a week ago.
Anyway, I might update my journal more often, if I get the time. It's not like anyone actually reads my journals, right? Who cares? ]]> ~encrypted-sanity http://encrypted-sanity.deviantart.com/journal/8086414/ http://encrypted-sanity.deviantart.com/journal/8086414/ Mon, 06 Mar 2006 17:21:58 PST
(Be prepared: rant-likes ahead)

but I'm going to kill the next person who hits me in the face. with my bare hands.

reason:
when i was a kid, the face was the usual target for my drunk ma and her boyfriends. I had a serious complex about being touched on the face after that, but i slowly got over it.
then, my sister unexpectedly hit me in the face a while ago and it brought it all back. it sounds so weak...
anyway,
now, when i get hit in the face, my mind blanks out and I go slightly ballistic. so when my sister whips my eye with a teatowel, you can expect that I'm gonna snap, right? i twisted her arm behind her and did some violent yelling of profanities before i realised what i was doing and let go. I feel really guilty, i think i really hurt her and i didn't mean to and i couldn't control myself and my eye hurt and i simply wasn't thinkin in my head. my body took over and acted on instinct, and instinct currently tells me that being hit in the face is life-threatening. it's usually not, but my body seems to think i have a 90% chance of dropping dead if i get hit. so it reacts by disabling the offending partyso they can't hit me no more.

I'm sorry sis, i really really am, its not your fault and its not mine its a cock-up in my head which i suppose makes it my fault in the first instance. fuck. i honestly didn't mean it. please forgive me. ]]> ~encrypted-sanity http://encrypted-sanity.deviantart.com/journal/8080400/ http://encrypted-sanity.deviantart.com/journal/8080400/ Mon, 06 Mar 2006 03:47:07 PST

1. Do you have a name?
Ash

2. What is your favorite time of day on December 23?
toke o'clock

3. Can I have some of your candy?
possibly. how much is airmail?

4. What is the sound of a fish's call?
bublerblauer

5. Do you know that it takes an average of five seconds to figure out that this question is completely pointless?
I do now

6. How many fingers am I holding up?
nine?

7. Didn't you used to work at Pancho's? That one of 15th street?
not the last time I checked, there aren't any "panchos" in new zealand and im not sure if we have a 15th street.

8. Do you like the color pink?
its a colour... what can i say?

9. How 'bout them... dodgers...?
kinda dodgy, if you ask me.

10. Did you know that duck cries have no echo?
im not too sure if that is true...

11. How many licks does it take to get to the lemon drop in the middle of your head?
3.14.........

12. Why did that chicken cross the road?
because of the cheese stick

13. What is this sticky stuff all over the bottom of my backpack?
cheese


14. What the fuck is a sesame!?
a type of plant

15. Would you like fries with that?
quite possibly... not.

16. Is there such thing as an even duck?
is there an uneven duck in the first place?

17. How do you feel about frilly toothpicks?
too many bells and whistles

18. The human body can be draind of blood in 8.6 seconds given adequate
vacuuming systems. How does that make you feel?
human

19. If Sally has an apple, Fred has an apple, and Johny is begging on street corners, what the fuck kind of parents does Johny have?
ass-parents

20. Do you ever wonder to yourself, "Why the fuck did I shave that?"
occasionally.

21. On average, how many people do you throw coins at in a day? ...Rocks?
coins: 0 ijm too poor to throw coins around
rocks: what constitutes a "rock"

22. Do you have a favorite color?
no. if i did it would be black.

23. How many toes do you have on one foot? ...The other?
5,5

24. Have you ever stabbed someone with a plastic spoon?
once

25. Did it draw blood?
yes

26. What the fuck is the point of a spork?
To have all eating utensils availiable in one singular eating tool

27. Do you use sporks?
not often

28. Do you stab people with sporks?
when i can

29. Can I borrow your spork?
i don't have a spork.

30. How long has this quiz taken you so far?
5 minutes

31. If you are going up a tree in a rowboat and your motor conks out, how many
pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?
nine

32. What are you doing?
ummm... typing? duh...

33. Did you know that you are now reading the question before question 34 and
the question after question 32?
i had an idea....

34. Do you have a good recipe for yellow snow? (submitted by ~Dorry-fied)
take freshly ground yellow and add to snow.

35. When does a man with four balls walk?
when a cheese on a stick with 3 lemons cries

36. How many seconds are there in a year? If I tell you there are 3.155 x 10^7 would you believe me? (submited by =rusty-nail)
31 557 926 seconds per normal year, so i would almost believe you.

37. Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks? (submitted by :devrusty-nail)
most likely, given that they are still human.

38. If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...Does that mean the fifth one enjoys it?(submitted by =rusty-nail)
most likely, or it could mean they simply don't suffer - they could have leprosy and not notice it

39. How does a blind person know when they are done wiping? (submitted by =rusty-nail)
ummm... they could get someone to check...

40. How does an elephant disguise itself in the city?
with cheeses

41. If you hunt ducks in duck season and deer in deer season, what do you hunt in tourist season? ...pool season? ...(inspired by =rusty-nail)
tourist season: tourists
pool season: swimmers

42. Why isn't there an "old person season"?
old people are too cool to be hunted

43. Do you like your cordial strong? (submitted by =rusty-nail)
yes, very strong.

44. If you mix beer, scotch, rum, bourbon, and vodka, what do you get? (submitted by ~alcohol-user)
a beer, scotch, rum, bourbon and vodka solution that T... ]]> ~encrypted-sanity http://encrypted-sanity.deviantart.com/journal/8034233/ http://encrypted-sanity.deviantart.com/journal/8034233/ Wed, 01 Mar 2006 04:17:03 PST

Ok, I just finished work and michael comes up to me and goes "hey man wanna come with me and this guy and have a sesh? We have this guy as a sober driver." so I go "Sure". Sounds good, right?


On the way, we end up changing our mind several times about where to get stoned.
My house: No chance - ages awayand im not gonna do that to my olds at 12 am

Michaels house:no chance - same reason

Dougs' house: not happening, hes trying to sell it and can't have the smell of dope hanging around

Unnamed drivers house: (sleeps @ dougs house)


I suggest the beach. about 1/2 way there, Michael decides we need more weed and we turn around to get to his house. We end up doing buckies in an alleyway.


Doug's sober mate gives me a lift home with doug. Our tyr pops on a corner and i spen an hour changing a tyre for them. Doug is too stoned and drunk, Unnamed driver dude doesn't know how. I walk the rest of the way, dodging spiders that aren't there and horses that are. Who the fuck rides a horse on the road at 1 am?! These New Zealanders are crazy... ]]> ~encrypted-sanity http://encrypted-sanity.deviantart.com/journal/7777859/ http://encrypted-sanity.deviantart.com/journal/7777859/ Thu, 02 Feb 2006 05:35:14 PST

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.

"Much more so than you."

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What’s the closest thing you reach?

Window

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?

*memory fades out at that point*

4. Without looking, guess what time it is?

2am

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

4:20 am

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

rammstein playing on mp3, crickets, breeze in trees outside, and slurp as i take another drink of alcohol

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

An hour ago tofind my wallet

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

[link]

9. What are you wearing?

black jeans, black shirt.

10. Did you dream last night?

yes.

11. When did you last laugh?

can't remember

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?

3 pictures i painted. mostly bare

13. Seen anything weird lately?

yes

14. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

A house, stuff for house, car, pay off the olds' mortgage, and dope.


15. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

make people open their eyes to the shit that happens around them eg. make people wake up to the world

16. Do you like to dance?

hell no

17. George Bush?

Asshole. Deserves worse than death.

18. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

Kate

19. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

Viktor

20. What do you want to say to God when you reach the pearly gates?

a whole lotta abuse is gonna fly and he aint gonna be able to do shit about it. ]]> ~encrypted-sanity http://encrypted-sanity.deviantart.com/journal/7475148/ http://encrypted-sanity.deviantart.com/journal/7475148/ Sun, 01 Jan 2006 05:06:52 PST

Yami-Hikari is thinking about taking my job which would be great, I'd probably end up training her myself. If anyone harasses her though, I swear I'm going to raze the place to the ground, with the offending party left to bleed slowly in the rubble from multiple chest wounds inflicted with a blunt, rusty butter knife. Ahem... er yeah, back to the point. I really hope she gets the job, the sooner somebody starts, the sooner I get away from washing dishes, scrubbing dirty kitchens, and rotten, smelly, rancidly slimy food.

I've already had so many injuries working there - Chemical burns (in my EYE for fucks sake, I was half blind for a few days); multiple burns to my arms (I have a serious hate for pizza ovens now), including one that is inside a gash on my elbow (which got infected and STILL hurts); headaches from the constant noise ; Many cuts from hidden knives (it's hard to see through dirty dishwashing water); and a seriously sore back from standing at a sink for 10 hours straight. The bench is about waist height, the bottom of the sink is about knee height, and you wash dishes in the bottom of the sink... You get the idea. 10 hours hunched over scrubbing isn't nice.

In other news, my monitor on my computer is fucked , thats why theres been no artwork for so long. I'm working on getting it fixed or replaced, but until I do, no art. I might post the first chapter of my new story sometime. I'm going to try to get it published.

Anyways, Happy New Year. Enjoy it while you can, shit happens, you get used to it. And a belated Merry Christmas to you all. ]]> ~encrypted-sanity http://encrypted-sanity.deviantart.com/journal/7361379/ http://encrypted-sanity.deviantart.com/journal/7361379/ Tue, 20 Dec 2005 07:32:28 PST ~encrypted-sanity http://encrypted-sanity.deviantart.com/journal/7076790/ http://encrypted-sanity.deviantart.com/journal/7076790/ Fri, 18 Nov 2005 00:45:33 PST ~encrypted-sanity http://encrypted-sanity.deviantart.com/journal/6891666/ http://encrypted-sanity.deviantart.com/journal/6891666/ Fri, 28 Oct 2005 14:09:21 PDT ~encrypted-sanity http://encrypted-sanity.deviantart.com/journal/6891642/ http://encrypted-sanity.deviantart.com/journal/6891642/ Fri, 28 Oct 2005 14:07:06 PDT ~encrypted-sanity http://encrypted-sanity.deviantart.com/journal/6858859/ http://encrypted-sanity.deviantart.com/journal/6858859/ Mon, 24 Oct 2005 19:55:23 PDT ~encrypted-sanity http://encrypted-sanity.deviantart.com/journal/6248603/ http://encrypted-sanity.deviantart.com/journal/6248603/ Wed, 17 Aug 2005 00:43:57 PDT ~encrypted-sanity http://encrypted-sanity.deviantart.com/journal/5935436/ http://encrypted-sanity.deviantart.com/journal/5935436/ Thu, 14 Jul 2005 17:52:09 PDT Her: "I have a duck bucket on my head! It tastes like bread!"
Me: "Er...Thats nice. Go play over there. In the corner. Away from me."
Her: "Yay! Hide 'n' go seek!"
Me: "Oh gods..."


Yes, that is true. To the letter. Excuse me while I go cry silently to myself. ]]> ~encrypted-sanity http://encrypted-sanity.deviantart.com/journal/5713842/ http://encrypted-sanity.deviantart.com/journal/5713842/ Tue, 21 Jun 2005 12:27:00 PDT ~encrypted-sanity http://encrypted-sanity.deviantart.com/journal/5604435/ http://encrypted-sanity.deviantart.com/journal/5604435/ Thu, 09 Jun 2005 22:43:55 PDT
Mood: w00t!
Listening to: Orgy-Opticon
Reading: Burning For Revenge (tomorrow when the war began s
Watching: Fight Club

I write smut stories! Go lookie : [link]

Erm... Did I sumbmit this twice? ]]> ~encrypted-sanity http://encrypted-sanity.deviantart.com/journal/5604248/ http://encrypted-sanity.deviantart.com/journal/5604248/ Thu, 09 Jun 2005 22:14:05 PDT
Mood: w00t!
Listening to: Orgy-Opticon
Reading: Burning For Revenge (tomorrow when the war began s
Watching: Fight Club

Logged on today feeling down. Things not been going well lately. The first thing I got was a massive message saying that I HAVE A WEEKS FREE SUBSCRIPTION!!! I'm so incredibly happy now!!! Large thumbnails! The features!!! I looove it. If anyone wants to be nice and buy me a whole years subscription, I will draw anything I can for them. And your Icon will be permanently pimped in my signature. I love this subscription!!!

Erm... Did I sumbmit this twice? ]]> ~encrypted-sanity http://encrypted-sanity.deviantart.com/journal/5604136/ http://encrypted-sanity.deviantart.com/journal/5604136/ Thu, 09 Jun 2005 21:56:51 PDT
Mood: w00t!

Logged on today feeling down. Things not been going well lately. The first thing I got was a massive message saying that I HAVE A WEEKS FREE SUBSCRIPTION!!! I'm so incredibly happy now!!! Large thumbnails! The features!!! I looove it. If anyone wants to be nice and buy me a whole years subscription, I will draw anything I can for them. And your Icon will be permanently pimped in my signature. I love this subscription!!!

By the way, sorry about the flood of pictures of my cats earlier, I had to clean up my desktop. ]]> ~encrypted-sanity http://encrypted-sanity.deviantart.com/journal/5317025/ http://encrypted-sanity.deviantart.com/journal/5317025/ Tue, 10 May 2005 02:56:56 PDT ~encrypted-sanity http://encrypted-sanity.deviantart.com/journal/5235046/ http://encrypted-sanity.deviantart.com/journal/5235046/ Sun, 01 May 2005 02:11:02 PDT ~encrypted-sanity http://encrypted-sanity.deviantart.com/journal/4706272/ http://encrypted-sanity.deviantart.com/journal/4706272/ Tue, 01 Mar 2005 20:25:32 PST ~encrypted-sanity http://encrypted-sanity.deviantart.com/journal/4429468/ http://encrypted-sanity.deviantart.com/journal/4429468/ Thu, 27 Jan 2005 14:35:17 PST ~encrypted-sanity http://encrypted-sanity.deviantart.com/journal/4363636/ http://encrypted-sanity.deviantart.com/journal/4363636/ Wed, 19 Jan 2005 19:31:22 PST ~encrypted-sanity http://encrypted-sanity.deviantart.com/journal/3985011/ http://encrypted-sanity.deviantart.com/journal/3985011/ Sat, 04 Dec 2004 05:25:46 PST Australia: Flat
Indonesia: Islandy. Looks like a broken cookie.
Singapore: Dark, it's night here. City lights are beatiful.
Not gonna be able to check devart for a few weeks.
My cat died last night... Rest in peace Trinity. Got hit by a car. T^T Cried myself to sleep. Buried her this morning. She rests now.
Well, thats all for now. Talk later. Merry Christmas, Happy New Year. Be safe guys. And if you can'y be safe, be careful. Bye! ]]> ~encrypted-sanity http://encrypted-sanity.deviantart.com/journal/3943593/ http://encrypted-sanity.deviantart.com/journal/3943593/ Sun, 28 Nov 2004 22:21:29 PST I finally got a set of samurai swords! I got them the other day, really cheap (for swords). My GF, ~ Yami-Hikari bought them for me! Will be puttin ' up pics soon, when I can find the f***ing camera. Grrr... It keeps disappearing on me. I have a sneaking suspicion that it's in the car... Whatever... Swords Rock! So shiny...

]]> ~encrypted-sanity http://encrypted-sanity.deviantart.com/journal/3905461/ http://encrypted-sanity.deviantart.com/journal/3905461/ Tue, 23 Nov 2004 23:25:31 PST [link]
go look ]]> ~encrypted-sanity http://encrypted-sanity.deviantart.com/journal/3886090/ http://encrypted-sanity.deviantart.com/journal/3886090/ Sun, 21 Nov 2004 15:49:03 PST [link]
Click on the "comics" button at the top. It's all free. ]]> ~encrypted-sanity