http://search.deviantart.com/?q=by:famouspornstar&section=today deviantART RSS for by:famouspornstar en-us Copyright 2010, deviantART.com Fri, 01 Jan 2010 09:22:53 PST deviantART.com http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss http://s.deviantart.com/minish/widgets/apple-touch-icon-precomposed.png http://famouspornstar.deviantart.com/journal/3829512/ http://famouspornstar.deviantart.com/journal/3829512/ Sat, 13 Nov 2004 23:27:04 PST First, me, AJ, and Adam (shop bitch) worked on my Blazer (the one AJ bought me), and we got it running...all it needs is a side window, which AJ is takin out of his old Blazer...!!!then we're paintin it pink with a black stripe, pink interior, etc....or else we're gonna sell it, along with AJ's 2 other Blazers, and AJ's gonna get me a car (which will also be PINK!!)

I decided to run in Miss JI pageant (JUST FOR FUN THOUGH) with Kim d. and Jessica...i get to dress up

I applied for and got jobs at both Sonic and California Dreamin...I'm either gonna just work at California Dreamin or both...dunno yet...but YAY i finally have a job which means MONEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 1 *^^*

I got to chill with Kim Delpitt, Latane, Jessica, James and Dylan...oh and EZ...last night...James is my new best friend *^^* we didn't have cards to play circle of death so we played *have you ever* and i totally ruled that game...i'd done everything...then we went downtown for some partyin :woot:

of course, because my name is ELISE GORMAN there always has to be SOME SORT of DRAMA...grrr
my cousin thinks that just because she was a stupid whore and got pregnant by a black guy (haha nice try candace tryin to say he was white...are you ashamed or something??) that she has some kind of i dunno parent-control over me...ummm FIRST OFF aj did NOT drop out of school...so whereever you got that from, sorry but NO, so shut your mouth about shit you don't know...it makes you sound ignorant...AJ got expelled form school for coming onto school grounds while under suspension to bring me a MARKET FRESH sandwhich from Arby's because I didn't have lunch money and I was having a bad day so he wanted to cheer me up so do NOT rag on him for *dropping out of school* because that is not what happened....
SECOND...you think because I have sex with one guy that makes me a WHORE?!?! umm have ya looked in the mirror lately?? if it makes you feel better about yourself to call me a whore go right ahead but in actuality you are the whore of the family...look at how bad you screwed up your life...don't take your anger out on me...you used to fuck guys while you were baby-sittin someone else's kids so you need to shut the fuck up...and i thought you were all GODLY now so where do you get off judging me?? umm YOU are in no position to judge me or my decisions...that is reserved for my parents and god, and you, my dear, are neither
THIRD....how is it AJ's fault we never talk anymore? you were the one who i guess decided you were too old or mature to hang out with me...when I came up there with Kim, you barely said 2 words to me, you were never there, yet you blame it on my friends and me?? how is that even remotely fair...you were never with us...the only time i saw you was when we went to visit your apartment and even then you were more about talkin to my mom and yours than me...so in reality it is YOUR fault we haven't talked...or rathe rit's nobody's fault, we're just not on the same level at all...so don't try to blame that shit on AJ
FOURTH...AJ has me wrapped around his finger exactly as much as I have him wrapped around mine...I've cheated on him more than he's ever cheated on me...and we're both really nice to eachother too...we care about eachother alot...and we're mean to eachother too, and that, I'll admit, is mainly my fault becaus ei'm a drama queen and make abig deal about everything...I'm not takin all the blame he messes up too alot, but it's not just him
I don't appreciate you talking about me as if i am a dumbass and ya know worship the ground he walks on...I'm smart i can take care of myself, so STAY OUT OF IT ]]> !famouspornstar http://famouspornstar.deviantart.com/journal/3766994/ http://famouspornstar.deviantart.com/journal/3766994/ Sat, 06 Nov 2004 09:24:24 PST ::fingers crossed::

yaya i hope i win something :CLAP: ]]> !famouspornstar http://famouspornstar.deviantart.com/journal/3752803/ http://famouspornstar.deviantart.com/journal/3752803/ Thu, 04 Nov 2004 13:50:08 PST 1) for all of you who DON'T KNWO BY NOW...me and AJ are on and off
2) I do love him but i also realize that this is high school and it probably won't last so GET OVER IT
3) It's MY choice who I date...you can't force me to like someone
4) we BOTH hurt eachother....of course i'm only going to put down what he does wrong to me...no one sits there and wants to condemn them self to the world...i have done the SAME EXACT THINGS TO HIM as he has done to me]5) he is NOT abusive...i DO NOT understand where that comes form but he's not...I AM but he's not ]]> !famouspornstar http://famouspornstar.deviantart.com/journal/3751195/ http://famouspornstar.deviantart.com/journal/3751195/ Thu, 04 Nov 2004 09:59:21 PST
hmm i am so bored dude for real....just sitting around bored bored....need plans for this weekend....i have NOTHING to do...hmmm someone needs to hang out with me...i am so tired...grrrr....i am on the verge of killing trey...if he doesn't go on this date with her....grrr....ok off to nappy nap now!!!!!!! ]]> !famouspornstar http://famouspornstar.deviantart.com/journal/3568016/ http://famouspornstar.deviantart.com/journal/3568016/ Mon, 11 Oct 2004 18:43:57 PDT

so after that, we were so disappointed we snuck into another movie..."Friday Night Lights"
:::warning:::: i AM GOING TO GIVE AWAY THE ENDING OF THE MOVIE SO DO NOT READ ON IF YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW!!!
so the movie was ok, sort of a documentary type...a few cuties in there *Jay Hernandez* and Billy Bob Thorton just adds to any movie! Good little side stories throughout the movie and the ending was a TOTAL SHOCK!!! they all have fucked up families...the stories kind of jump from one to another, not so good transitions, and very racist...both towards colored folks and southern folks. everyone seems to be white trash rednecks or cocky, belligerent black folk. In the end, the all black football team cheats their way to victory. The main team (the one the story is about) scores a game winning touchdown in the very last second of the game but the black ref doesn't give it to them...he also calls a few other calls in fabor of the all black team, leading them to a UNFAIR VICTORY...i was so mad....but it was an ok movie, not the best but ok ]]> !famouspornstar http://famouspornstar.deviantart.com/journal/3172764/ http://famouspornstar.deviantart.com/journal/3172764/ Fri, 20 Aug 2004 12:56:06 PDT
The brunette said; "I was looking through my daughter's things and I found cigarettes, I can't believe my daughter smokes."

The red-head says; "Ladies, I was looking through my daughters things and I found a bottle of liquor, I can't believe my daughter drinks."

The blonde says; "I was looking through my daughters things, and I found a box of condoms. I can't believe my daughter has a penis."
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A midget with a lisp was obsessed with horses. He decided to go out and buy another one for himself. He went to a breeder and asked to see the finest horse. When he got to the barn with the other man he said, "Lifth me up so I can thee her eyesth pleasth" So the man lifts him up and lets the man look at the horses eyes, followed by its teeth. "Very Nithe, can you hold me up to thee its mane?"

The man, a little aggrevated picks him up so he can see the mane. After running his fingers through the hair, he asks to be put down. Finally, the midget says "Can I thee the horse twat pleathe?" So the other man is pissed, grabs the midget and shoves its face into the horses twat and rubs it in. The midget, completely stunned, backs away and says, "Ok, let me rephrase that, can I thee the horse gallop?"
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There was this guy whos dad had just died. Now, he didn/t counldn/t attend the funeral, so he told the undertaker to give his dad the best. Best casket, best room, best everything, and to send the bill to him.

So the next month, the guy gets a bill for $1,500. He pays it and goes on with his life. The next month, a bill comes in the mail for $85, so he pays that. The month after, he recieves another bill for $85, and the mext month and the month after that. The guys like, "wtf?" so he calls the undertaker.
The undertaker was like, "Well, you told me to give your father the best, so I rented him a tux."
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A Mexican is strolling down the street in Mexico City and kicks an empty tequila bottle lying in the street. Suddenly out of the bottle comes a Genie. The Mexican is stunned and the Genie says "hello master I will grant you one wish, anything you want." The Mexican begins thinking "Well i really like tequila." Finally the Mexican says "I wish to drink tequila whenever I want so make me pee tequila."

The Genie grants him his wish. When the mexican gets home he gets a glass out tof the cupboard and pees in it he looks at the glass and it's clear. Looks like tequila. then he smells the liquid. Smells like tequila. So, he takes a taste and it is the best tequila he has ever tasted.

The Mexican yells to his wife, "Consuela, Consuela come quickly!"

She comes running dow the hall and the Mexican takes another glass out of the cupboard and fills it. He tells her to drink it. It is tequila. Consuela is reluctant but goes ahead and takes a sip it is the best tequila she has ever tasted. The two drank and partied all night long.

The next night the Mexican comes home from work and tells his wife to get wo glasses out of the cupboard. He proceeds to fill the two glasses. The result is the same the tequila is excellent and the couple drinks until the sum comes up.

Finally Friday comes and the Mexican comes home and tells his wife, "Consuela grab one glass from the cupbard and we will drink Tequila."

His wife gets the glass from the cupboard and sets it on the tabel. The Mexican begins to fill the glass and when he fills it his wife asks him, "but Pancho, why do we need only one glass?"

Pancho raised the glass and says, "Because tonight, mi amor, you drink from the bottle."
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A man in a taxi cab taps the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screams bloody murder, loses control of the cab, and swerves onto the sidewalk before stopping just inches from a lamppost.

After checking to make sure the passenger is OK, the driver says "I'm sorry, but you scared the daylights out of me!"

"Sorry. I didn't realize a simple tap on the shoulder would freak you out so much," the passenger says.

"It's not your fault," replies the cabbie.
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A "very well to do" man from Lake Charles, La. decided to throw a huge party for all of his neighbors.

Amongst the crowd was only one true cajun, named Boudreaux.

After a few drinks, the host said to the crowd "There is a 12' alligator in my pool, and I... ]]> !famouspornstar http://famouspornstar.deviantart.com/journal/3171264/ http://famouspornstar.deviantart.com/journal/3171264/ Fri, 20 Aug 2004 08:47:37 PDT
After recess Susie tells the teacher that she played in the sandbox. The teacher has Susie spell sandbox. She does correctly and gets a cookie.

Then John tells the teacher that he played with the shovel in the sandbox with Susie. The teacher had him spell shovel. He does correctly and gets a cookie.

Then the little black kid in the class, Malik, tells the teacher that he was going to play with Susie and John, but they threw sand at him. The teacher says, "That's blatant racial discrimination, now if you can spell blatant racial discrimination, you can have a cookie."
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There was an heiress who lived at a large estate. One evening after a party, she returned home. She was greeted at the door by her faithful butler, Roland. She looked him up and down and asked him to follow her to her room.

When they got to her room, she asked him to close the door. He did so.

Then she said, "Roland, please remove my dress." He did.

She said, "Roland, please remove my pantyhose." He did.

Then she said, "Roland, please remove my bra and panties." He did.

Then gathered up the clothing and said, "Thank you Roland, and if I ever catch you wearing my clothes again, you're fired."
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Hung Chow calls into work and says, "Hey, boss, I no come work today, I really sick. I got headache, stomach-ache and my legs hurt, I no come
work."

The boss says, "You know Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel like this I go to my wife and tell her give me sex. That makes everything better and I go work. You try that."

Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. "Boss, I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon........You got nice house!
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A teacher asks her class, ''If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?'' She calls on little Johnny.

''None, they all fly away with the first gunshot.''

The teacher replies, ''The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking.'' Then Little Johnny says, ''I have a question for YOU. There are three women sitting on a bench having ice cream. One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?''

The teacher, blushing a great deal, replies, ''Well I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone.''

''The correct answer is the one with the wedding ring on...but I like your thinking.''
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A young man went to visit his 90-year old grandfather in a very secluded rural area of Maine.....
After spending the night, his grandfather prepared breakfast for him consisting of eggs and bacon.....He noticed a film-like substance on his plate and he questioned his grandfather.... "are these plates clean?"......

His grandfather replied, "Those plates are as clean as cold water can get them, so go on and finish your meal".......... That afternoon, while eating the hamburgers his grandfather made for lunch, he noticed tiny specks around the edge of his plate and a substance that looked like dried egg yokes, so he asked again, "Are you sure these plates are clean??'....... Without looking up from his hamburger, the grandfather says, ... "I told you before: those dishes are as clean as cold water can get them."

Later that afternoon, he was on his way out to go visit friends in a nearby town... As he was leaving, his grandfather's dog started to growl and wouldn't let him pass so he said, "Grandfather, your dog won't let me out".....

Without diverting his attention from the football game he was watching on TV his grandfather shouted,,,, "COLDWATER, go lay down!!"
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A man goes to his doctor with an unknown complaint. He says “Doc, to be honest with you, my wife's a nymphomaniac. I have sex with her before I leave for work in the morning, when I come home for lunch, and when I get home from work in the evening, we have sex all night until we both fall asleep exhausted.”

The doctor replies “Well, I could see why if you felt exhaus…”

But the man cuts him off continuing “And not only that, but my secretary at work likes to give blowjobs. I get one when I... ]]> !famouspornstar http://famouspornstar.deviantart.com/journal/2915105/ http://famouspornstar.deviantart.com/journal/2915105/ Sun, 18 Jul 2004 22:50:09 PDT
The whole time all this shit is going on, I'm trying to stop AJ. This stupid BITCH is like screaming at the top of her lungs and going on and on and won't shut up. she pulls out her cell phone and starts yellign about callign the cops, so johnathan takes her ll phone and throws it off the mound. *Her face was SOOOOO hilarious* anyways so she's talkin all this crp about how she's gonna beat our asses and blah.

well she starts crap with Tiffany, who is the girl i'm living with right now, the one i got mad at AJ for. ANYAYS TO THE MAIN POITN OF MY STORY!!!

so the girl is running her mouith to tiffany and i go up (with the bat in my hand) and tell her she needs to stop running her mouth to my friend like that. So she says
~put down the bat and do something baou it then bitch~
so i throw down the bat and jump at her. I punch her and then trip over my shoe (3 1/2 inch platforms aren't so great to fight in) and she falls with me. She falls on top of me and tries to choke me out. I couldn't breath so i threw my head back. she's hittin me, i'm hittin her. then i throw my egs around her and get her off of my. I pik her up and slam her on the ground, hittin her hard on a car ont he way down. I get on top of her and start choking her (barely) and punching her with the other hand. she starts screaming ~get teh uck off me i an't breathe omg someone ge her off me ah i'm going to die~
quite hilarious...anyways AJ ended up puling me off of her. she was crying blood dripping down her face. Of course there as soem gratuitous hair pullign started by hr...i personally think that pussy shit. she slappe me more than punched me but it was fun!!!! it's ben so long!!!
i had so much fun!!! ]]> !famouspornstar