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                <title>Amazing</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 15 Oct 2009 17:25:22 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I fixed my camera myself and it's once again working splendidly.  It's all quite technical.  I beat on it and now it works.  Hrmph.<br /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/s/smile.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":)" title=":) (Smile)" /><br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~faugh2</author>
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                <title>Faugh!</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 03 Jul 2009 17:47:03 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ My fucking camera is broken.  Grrrr....<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>For Meg</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 26 Jun 2009 06:40:02 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ 1. Your Name: Tony Mockridge<br />2. Age: 38<br />3. Single or Taken: Riding the fence<br />4. Favorite Film: The entire Star wars saga<br />5. Favorite Song or Album: Simple Man by Lynyrd Skynyrd<br />6. Favorite Band/Artist: Skynyrd, or the Deftones.  It's a toss-up.<br />7. Dirty or Clean: Uh, clean house, dirty sex!  <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/w/wink.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=";)" title=";) (Wink)" /><br />8. Tattoos and/or Piercings: 1 piercing and lots of tats.  <br />9. Do we know each other outside of dA? No.<br />10. What's your philosophy on life? Live it to the best of your ability, whatever that may be.  Never give up!<br />11. Is the bottle half-full or half-empty?  Half full...you gonna drink that?<br />12. Would you keep a secret from me if you thought it was in my best interest?  Yes.<br />13. What is your favorite memory of us? That one time when I was in Australia ...er...I've never been to Australia.  Heeeeey...I should TOTALLY GO TO AUSTRALIA!  <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/w/wink.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=";)" title=";) (Wink)" /><br />14. What is your favorite guilty pleasure?  I am a very industrious and motivated person, but sometimes I love to do absolutely nothing and laze about staring at TV.  <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/s/smile.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":)" title=":) (Smile)" /><br />15. Tell me one odd/interesting fact about you: I can only use clear push pins.  I hate colored push pins.<br />16. You can have three wishes (for yourself, so forget all the "world peace", etc.). What are they? To never have to worry about money again, and honestly nothing more.  Money is the root of all evil, everything else will come and I love the way life throws things at us and we deal.  <br />17. Can we get together and make a cake?  I wold LOVE to!  <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/s/smile.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":)" title=":) (Smile)" /><br />18. Which country is your spiritual home? Japan holds a lot of spiritualism for me in that I am a martial artist and feel a kinship to the people of her, however I must say that I am most relaxed, most at home happiest in Italy.  <br />19. What is your big weakness?  Women<br />20. Do you think I'm a good person?  I can't imagine you any other way. <br />21. What was your best/favorite subject at school?  Music.  I was a band geek and learned to play virtually every wind instrument.<br />22. Describe your accent:  Flat.  Not even a mid-western US accent anymore since I have lived in the Southwest for so long.<br />23. If you could change anything about me, would you?  No.  That's rude.  I like people (or dislike them) for who they are.<br />24. What do you wear to sleep?  Nothing.<br />25. Trousers or skirts?  Heheheheh...uh...jeans.  <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/w/wink.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=";)" title=";) (Wink)" /><br />26. Cigarettes or alcohol?  Ooooh...I love both, but would probably quit smoking before I ever quit drinking.<br />27. If I only had one day to live, what would we do together?  Everything we possibly could - anything that sprang to mind!<br />28. Will you re-post this so I can fill it out for you?  Yes!  <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/s/smile.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":)" title=":) (Smile)" /><br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>For Athena</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 03 Jun 2009 16:48:20 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Heh...hit it ----->   <a href="http://www.deviantart.com/users/outgoing?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9wswE4fFvJ8">[link]</a><br /><br /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/smile.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":)" title=":) (Smile)" /><br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Devious Journal Entry</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 29 May 2009 18:30:39 PDT</pubDate>
                
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                <title>You'll love my nuts!</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 27 May 2009 18:24:58 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <a href="http://www.deviantart.com/users/outgoing?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sLHM1ZZn6vo&feature=related">[link]</a><br /><br /><br />Update - here's another good one!<br /><br /><br /> <a href="http://www.deviantart.com/users/outgoing?http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1911276">[link]</a><br /><br /><br />Ok, ok - I PROMISE this is the last one!<br /><br /><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/users/outgoing?http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1910326">[link]</a><br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Survey</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 06 May 2009 15:45:38 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Just cuz I'm bored today...<br /><br />Your real name: Anthony Mockridge<br />Height: 5'11"<br />Natural hair colour: Dark brown<br />Eye colour: Hazel<br />Skin color: Tan<br />Glasses/contacts?: 20/20<br />Piercings: Ahem...1.  <br />Tattoos: Yea a couple.  <smirk><br />Braces: no<br />Mannerisms: I watch.  I pay attention and I think.  <br />Other distinctive markings: Uh, zebra stripes?  Crab claws for hands?<br /><br />FAVOURITE<br />Colour: Black<br />Band: Deftones, Helmet, Lynyrd Skynyrd.<br />Video game: Black<br />Movie: Star Wars saga or Pulp Fiction.<br />Book: Shogun<br />Food: I don't really have a fav.<br />Flower: Mums<br />Scent: Pumpkin<br />Animal: Sharks of all kinds<br />Cereal: Cocoa Pebbles.  Or Fruity.<br />Website: donkeyridingfistingwhores.com  OK, actually right now I love Geekologie.<br /><br />DO YOU<br />Play an instrument?: Sax.<br />Watch TV more than 60 hours a week?: Nope - thank god for Tivo!<br />Like to sing?: yep.<br />Have a job?: I have two.<br />Have a cell phone?: No.  I carry a styrofoam cup with a string attached to it and when I want to talk to someone, I mail them the other end of the string and wait.<br />Like to play sports?: I broke my bed the other night.  Does that count?<br />Have a boyfriend/girlfriend?: Yep.  Mindy.<br />Have a crush on someone?: I can't walk past a mirror naked or I have to masturbate.  <br />Live somewhere NOT in the united states?: no.<br />Have more than 5 TVs in your house?: no.<br />Have any special talents/skills?: I am indestructible and bullets go around me.<br />Exercise daily?: blaaaagggghhhhhh no, i should though.<br /><br />CAN YOU<br />Sing the alphabet backwards?: Only if I'm drunk.  But I can do a lot of things hammered.  <br />Stand on your tip toes without wearing shoes?: yes.<br />Speak any other languages?: Spanish.  and I can cuss you out or count to a thousand in a multitude of languages...Korean, Japanese, Cantonese, Tagali, German, Italian.  <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/smile.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":)" title=":) (Smile)" /><br />Go a day without food?: yea.<br />Remember your dreams: Yes.  <br />Read music, not just tabs?: Yep.<br />Roll your tongue?: yup<br />Eat a whole pizza?: If I let myself.<br /><br />HAVE YOU EVER<br />Won something in the lottery?: Does herpes count?  Heh...yea I've awon a couple bucks here and there.<br />Snuck out of the house?: Everyone does.<br />Lied to get out of trouble?: Fuck trouble.  Trouble lies to get out of *me*.  <br />Had a computer crash?: Yep - it even caught fire.  Pretty funny!<br />Gotten lost in your city?: No.  <br />Seen a shooting star?: Yep.<br />Been to any other countries?: Canada, Mexico, Ecuador, Phillipines, Korea, Japan, Guam, Singapore, Thailand, England, Germany, Switzerland, Austria, Italy, Lichtenstein, Bahrain.<br />Had a serious surgery?: nope.<br />Stolen something important to someone else?: no.<br />Solved a rubiks cube?: No.  <br />Gone out in public in your pajamas?: Heh - that would not be good.<br />Cried over a girl?: Yea.<br />Cried over a boy?: I cried a little when my son was born - does that count?  Who the hell am I talking to when I ask "does that count"?<br />Kissed a random stranger?: Yep.  <br />Hugged a random stranger?: Probably not.<br />Been in a fist fight?: Hahahahahahaha!!!!!<br />Been arrested?: Yes.  Several times.  I'm a slow learner apparently.<br />Done drugs?: Yes.  Glad to have that part of my life behind me.<br />Had alcohol?: ...oooooooo and I suffer from it!!  <br />Laughed and had milk come out of your nose?: Actually, yes.  It's a horrible feeling though, to have Irish Whiskey come out of your nose.  It's...spiritual to say the least.<br />Pushed all the buttons on an elevator?: Yep!  <br />Sneaked into the opposite sex's bathroom?: yes.<br />Gone to school only to find you had the day off because of a holiday/etc?: Yep.  Went to work while I was on vacation a couple of times too.<br />Swore at your parents?: Yea - it's one of the only things I truly feel bad about now.<br />Kicked a guy where it hurts?: Yep.  <br />Been to a casino?: Geh.  Yes.<br />Ran over an animal and killed it?: Hit a raccoon the size of horse once and it knocked my car's transmission into neutral!<br />Broken a bone?: Fist.  Nose.  see "fist fight" above.<br />Gotten stitches?: Nope.  I like tape and super glue.<br />Had a water balloon fight in winter?: No.<br />Made homemade muffins?: yep.<br />Bitten someone?: Yes.<br />Been to disneyland/disneyworld?: Yep. Disney World.<br />Burped in someoneÂs face?: I belch at my dog.  She loves it.<br /><br />WHENS THE LAST TIME YOU<br />Brushed your teeth: This morning<br />Cried: pfffft...I have no idea.  I don't cry.<br />Went to the bathroom: This morning<br />Saw a movie in a theatre: Last weekend.<br />Read a book: Every night.<br />Had a snow day: I live in the desert.  <br />Had a party: Every day is a party in the life of me!  <br />Went to a doctor: I generally do... ]]></description>
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                <title>Featured Artists</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 27 Apr 2009 06:34:02 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ This is not my idea, but I like it!  The first ten people to comment on my journal will be featured in it.  I will pick out 3 of my favorite works by you and post them here.  In exchange for this, you must do the same thing, and post me as number 1.  <br /><br />1. <a href="http://megsmad.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/m/e/megsmad.jpg" alt=":iconmegsmad:" title="megsmad"/></a><br /><br /><a href="http://megsmad.deviantart.com/art/2008ID-98249576">[link]</a><br /><a href="http://megsmad.deviantart.com/art/megsmad-dot-deviantart-dot-com-75866069">[link]</a><br /><a href="http://megsmad.deviantart.com/art/Fishing-For-Freedom-75673314">[link]</a><br /><br />2. <a href="http://girlofgreys.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/g/i/girlofgreys.png?3" alt=":icongirlofgreys:" title="girlofgreys"/></a><br /><br /><a href="http://girlofgreys.deviantart.com/art/I-ll-109235717">[link]</a><br /><a href="http://girlofgreys.deviantart.com/art/Lamp-post-120096699">[link]</a><br /><a href="http://girlofgreys.deviantart.com/art/As-The-Darkness-Enfolds-Her-108907239">[link]</a><br /><br />3.<br />4.<br />5.<br />6.<br />7.<br />8.<br />9.<br />10.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Gromnomomononmoncrunchmunch</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 30 Mar 2009 17:39:06 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Haven't said anything on here for a while so here is something for you all to digest:<br /><br />I like cereal.  It's good.<br /><br />That's all I got.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Devious Journal Entry</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 08 Feb 2009 09:31:14 PST</pubDate>
                
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                <title>Introducing...</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 21 Aug 2008 15:06:45 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ ...my daughter, the amazing Athena!<br /><br /><a href="http://rawr--athena.deviantart.com/">[link]</a><br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Phoenix Pics</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 27 Jul 2008 20:08:34 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ So I got out and did some urban exploration in my city on Saturday.  I went to the Luhrs building, which is either going to be renovated or demolished.  Either way, it is currently closed and being boarded up and there is an asbestos abatement going on.  So, I got out my handy lock pick set and let myself in and took some great interior and exterior photos of it.  I'll work on getting them all posted this week - I hope you all like them.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>New Stuff</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 26 Jul 2008 21:58:20 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ If I can drag my hung-over ass outta bed tomorrow morning (kids, don't try this at home - I am a professional!), I'll be posting some cool urban pics of downtown Phoenix - at the urging of the fantastic DeathsShadow000 <a href="http://deathsshadow000.deviantart.com/">[link]</a><br />Stay tuned!  <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/smile.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":)" title=":) (Smile)" /><br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Devious Journal Entry</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 16 Jul 2008 07:11:28 PDT</pubDate>
                
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                <title>Devious Journal Entry</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 29 Jun 2008 11:21:07 PDT</pubDate>
                
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                <title>More Travel</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 25 May 2008 11:01:32 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Heading to Seattle tomorrow for work, not returning to Phoenix until 6/4.  Will post pics and such after that.  Happy Memorial Day everyone.  <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/smile.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":)" title=":) (Smile)" /><br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>98 New Questions You&amp;#146;ve Probably Never Been A</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 13 May 2008 19:07:02 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ 1. First thing you wash in the shower?<br />My feet usually get wet first, but I guess my hair is washed first.<br /><br />2. What color is your favorite hoody?<br />black.<br /><br />3. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?<br />She is the mother of my child...of course!  .<br /><br />4. Do you plan outfits?<br />Rarely.  I'm a guy.<br /><br />5. How are you feeling RIGHT now?<br />Tired.<br /><br />7. Do you say aim or a-i-m?<br />Fuck that. <br /><br />8. Tell me about the last dream you remember having last night?<br />I was just dreaming about moving to CA.<br /><br />10. What are you craving right now?<br />Sleep.  Peace of mind.<br /><br />11. Do you floss?<br />yup<br /><br />12. What comes to mind when I say cabbage?<br />Corned beef.  I might be a little Irish.<br /><br />15. Would you dance to the taco song?<br />I have no fucking clue as to what the hell that even means.<br /><br />16. Have you ever counted to 1,000?<br />Oh yea...I now see that this survey is for children.  <br /><br />17. Do you bite into your ice cream or just lick it?<br />I use it as a sex toy.<br /><br />19. What was the last board game you played?<br />Does tying a hooker to a 2 X 4 and electrocuting her by attaching a car battery to her nipples really count as an actual board game?<br /><br />20. Have you ever met a celebrity?<br />Yep...and then stalked them.  Read their thrown out mail, saved their discarded pizza boxes and even took clippings of hair from their pets!<br /><br />21. Do you like cottage cheese?<br />It's all I have eaten since I was 14 years old.  My mother says it's very good for me and thatit will help me grow into a big, strong man.  *Her* big, strong man.<br /><br />22. What are you listening to right now?<br />The sound of lye bubbling in a bath tub.  <br /><br />23. How many countries have you visited?<br />Too many to list.  Seriously.<br /><br />24. Are your parents strict?<br />They were...then I put a stop to that.<br /><br />25. Would you go sky diving?<br />sure.<br /><br />26. Would you go out to eat with George W. Bush?<br />Yes, I would broil his heart in a nice red wine until it reduced down to ... oh, you said *with* him.  Uh..sure.  That would be uh, so nice.<br /><br />27. Would you throw potatoes at him?<br />Why ruin a perfectly good potato?<br /><br />28. Is there anything sparkly in the room youÂre in?<br />That hooker's earings.  I'm wearing them.  In my nipples.<br /><br />30. Do you rent movies often?<br />NO!  MOTHER DOESN'T ALLOW THAT KIND OF BEHAVIOR!!<br /><br />31. Who sits in behind you in your math class?<br />They always picked on me in math class.............<br /><br />34. Can you count backwards from 74?..<br />NO!  MOTHER DOESN'T ALLOW THAT KIND OF BEHAVIOR!!<br /><br />35. Who are you going to be with tonight?<br />I'll be cleaning the bath tub from this weekend.<br /><br />36. Brown or white eggs?<br />Yours.<br /><br />38. Ever been on a train?<br />You ever pulled one, sexy?  <wink-wink><br /><br />39. Ever been in love?<br />No, because then I would ruin it with my chainsaw.<br /><br />40. Do you have a cell-phone?<br />yep<br /><br />43. What is your best friend doing tomorrow?<br />I don't have any friends.<br /><br />45. Ever have cream puffs?<br />Yes.  they go down just like the hookers, die like them too.  <br /><br />46. Have you ever seen The Butterfly Effect?<br />no.  Movies are evil, like mother says!<br /><br />47. What was the last question you asked?<br />"What are you, about a size six?"<br /><br />48. What was the last CD you bought"<br />Music is also eviiiiiil!<br /><br />49. Boys or girls?<br />Girls.  There are more things you can do to them.<br /><br />50. What is your bus number for school?<br />666<br /><br />51. Is your hair curly?<br />Short.  And exfoliated so that the cops don't find anything at the scene.<br /><br />52. Last time you cried?<br />I accidentally hacked through a femoral artery and meant to cut along side of it.  it wasn't really my fault because she had a deviated arterial canal, and it appeared that the vein was running in a completely different direction, causing a little groove under the skin that tricked me into thinking that was truly where the vein was.  I spent what seemed like hours cleaning blood off of the ceiling.  Very disappointing.  <shakes head><br /><br />53. Ever walked into a wall?<br />Fell into a well once.  Stayed there for a week before anyone noticed I was missing.  Was really quite peaceful once I figured out I could drink my own urine to stay alive.<br /><br />55. Have you ever bought anything from Pac Sun?<br />I like PACMAN!<br /><br />58. Favorite color?<br />black.<br /><br />60. Do you have any tattoos?<br />Yes.  I'm half covered.<br /><br />61. The next person youÂll hold hands withÂ will it mean anything?<br />It will mean that I will be needing to go buy another shower curtain and some rolls of duct tape.<br /><br />62. Do you sleep with the TV on?<br />TV is EVIL!<br... ]]></description>
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                <title>Yeehaw!</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 04 May 2008 09:38:27 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I got a new truck!  I'll post a pic of it later.<br /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/smile.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":)" title=":) (Smile)" /><br /><br />...and heeeeere it is!:<br /><br /><a href="http://faugh2.deviantart.com/art/The-Beast-84068748">[link]</a><br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~faugh2</author>
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                <title>Holy shit.</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 20 Apr 2008 09:11:04 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Bonnie left me.  I was under a lot of pressure from small things, and I don't usually handle stuff like that well.  She just couldn't deal with things and rather than try, she left.  Over the past couple of weeks we have been working on things a little - probably not much chance in saving the relationship now, buuuuut...<br /><br />....she is having my baby.  Happily.  And I am happy about it too.  I couldn't imagine anyone else being the mother of my child.<br /><br />Wow.  What a weird year so far.  <br /><br />UPDATE: I totaled my Jeep on Tuesday night after my Aiki Jujutsu class.  I was exhausted and rummaging in my gym bag for my bottle of water, looked down for a second and when I looked up I slammed into the back of a Ford Expedition.  I'm glad I carry the maximum insurance.  Hopefully this won't turn out too bad.  <br /><br />Life sure can get crazy really fast.  <sigh><br /><br />Update AGAIN: We *are* working things out and it looks like I may be moving to California within the next few months.  <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/smile.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":)" title=":) (Smile)" />  My Jeep will be paid off in the next week or so and I will then go buy a truck (hopefully).  It's so funny, I have a hard time dealing with the small pressures and nuisances of life - I usually let them bottle up and then I explode, but when faced with real danger, real catastrophe, I am cool and calm every time.  <br /><br />No matter how fucked up it can be, I still love life!<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~faugh2</author>
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                <title>Devious Journal Entry</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 23 Mar 2008 11:53:20 PDT</pubDate>
                
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                <author>~faugh2</author>
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                <title>Devious Journal Entry</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 16 Mar 2008 12:58:09 PDT</pubDate>
                
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                <title>My Vegas Trip</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 19 Jan 2008 07:09:21 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Wow - what a whirlwind! So I went to Vegas for Christmas and won big time! Not money, but love. I have known this bartender there for almost a year. She's a babe and the first attraction was purely physical. She was nice, but shot me down at that time. I kept going back to visit her, and over time really enjoyed the way we would make each other laugh and slowly discovered that we are alike in many ways. Then this last time she invited me to a house party she was having and we really hit it off. Keep in mind, I never tried to ask her out or get on *that* side of her again - I truly respect her and left well-enough alone. Maybe that's one of the reasons she took a chance with me. Anyway, not a day has gone by that we haven't spent hours on the phone together, and we have both been making the drive to Vegas or Phoenix at least once a week to see each other. She is more special than anyone I have ever met and I am head-over-heels for her. She is talking about moving to Phoenix and I support that - our relationship is that good, that promising and we are that certain of it. I have never been this happy before!<br />
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I love you Bonnie!! <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/smile.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":)" title=":) (Smile)" /><br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~faugh2</author>
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                <title>Devious Journal Entry</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 19 Jan 2008 07:07:47 PST</pubDate>
                
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                <author>~faugh2</author>
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                <title>Devious Journal Entry</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 19 Jan 2008 07:05:57 PST</pubDate>
                
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                <title>Devious Journal Entry</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 19 Jan 2008 07:05:35 PST</pubDate>
                
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                <title>My Vegas Trip</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 19 Jan 2008 06:57:39 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Wow - what a whirlwind!  So I went to Vegas for Christmas and won big time!  Not money, but love.  I have known this bartender there for almost a year.  She's a babe and the first attraction was purely physical.  She was nice, but shot me down at that time.  I kept going back to visit her, and over time really enjoyed the way we would make each other laugh and slowly discovered that we are alike in many ways.  Then this last time she invited me to a house party she was having and we really hit it off.  Keep in mind, I never tried to ask her out or get on *that* side of her again - I truly respect her and left well-enough alone.  Maybe that's one of the reasons she took a chance with me.  Anyway, not a day has gone by that we haven't spent hours on the phone together, and we have both been making the drive to Vegas or Phoenix at least once a week to see each other.  She is more special than anyone I have ever met and I am head-over-heels for her.  She is talking about moving to Phoenix and I support that - our relationship is that good, that promising and we are that certain of it.  I have never been this happy before!<br />
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I love you Bonnie!!  <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/smile.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":)" title=":) (Smile)" /><br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~faugh2</author>
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                <title>Scary X-mas Everyone!</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 22 Dec 2007 10:06:44 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Well, I'm off to Las Vegas for Christmas again!!  It's sin city for me all the way!!<br />
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If anyone else is going and would like to meet up for the lunacy, give me a call; 602.293.7870.<br />
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Merry Christmas and all that!!<br />
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See you all in 2008!!<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~faugh2</author>
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                <title>Devious Journal Entry</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 26 Nov 2007 06:17:19 PST</pubDate>
                
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                <title>100 Themes Challenge</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 08 Nov 2007 02:02:40 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I'm down.  <br />
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Progress: 0%<br />
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1. Introduction<br />
2. Love<br />
3. Light<br />
4. Dark<br />
5. Seeking Solace<br />
6. Break Away<br />
7. Heaven<br />
8. Innocence<br />
9. Drive<br />
10. Breathe Again<br />
11. Memory<br />
12. Insanity<br />
13. Misfortune<br />
14. Smile<br />
15. Silence<br />
16. Questioning<br />
17. Blood<br />
18. Rainbow<br />
19. Gray<br />
20. Fortitude<br />
21. Vacation<br />
22. Mother Nature<br />
23. Cat<br />
24. No Time<br />
25. Trouble Lurking<br />
26. Tears<br />
27. Foreign<br />
28. Sorrow<br />
29. Happiness<br />
30. Under the Rain<br />
31. Flowers<br />
32. Night<br />
33. Expectations<br />
34. Stars<br />
35. Hold My Hand<br />
36. Precious Treasure<br />
37. Eyes<br />
38. Abandoned<br />
39. Dreams<br />
40. Rated<br />
41. Teamwork<br />
42. Standing Still<br />
43. Dying<br />
44. Two Roads<br />
45. Illusion<br />
46. Family<br />
47. Creation<br />
48. Childhood<br />
49. Stripes<br />
50. Breaking the Rules<br />
51. Sport<br />
52. Deep in Thought<br />
53. Keeping a Secret<br />
54. Tower<br />
55. Waiting<br />
56. Danger Ahead<br />
57. Sacrifice<br />
58. Kick in the Head<br />
59. No Way Out<br />
60. Rejection<br />
61. Fairy Tale<br />
62. Magic<br />
63. Do Not Disturb<br />
64. Multitasking<br />
65. Horror<br />
66. Traps<br />
67. Playing the Melody<br />
68. Hero<br />
69. Annoyance<br />
70. 67%<br />
71. Obsession<br />
72. Mischief Managed<br />
73. I Can't<br />
74. Are You Challenging Me?<br />
75. Mirror<br />
76. Broken Pieces<br />
77. Test<br />
78. Drink<br />
79. Starvation<br />
80. Words<br />
81. Pen and Paper<br />
82. Can You Hear Me?<br />
83. Heal<br />
84. Out Cold<br />
85. Spiral<br />
86. Seeing Red<br />
87. Food<br />
88. Pain<br />
89. Through the Fire<br />
90. Triangle<br />
91. Drowning<br />
92. All That I Have<br />
93. Give Up<br />
94. Last Hope<br />
95. Advertisement<br />
96. In the Storm<br />
97. Safety First<br />
98. Puzzle<br />
99. Solitude<br />
100. Relaxation<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~faugh2</author>
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                <title>Stay tuned folks...</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 15 Aug 2007 06:39:20 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ ...I am plaguing my tattoo artist with emails and phone calls.  He's been on the road showing and selling his custom machines and working on his 5th book, but I am determined to have both of my legs completely finished before the new year comes.  I also want to shoot for having my right pec finished.  <br />
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<a href="http://americananana.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/a/m/americananana.jpg" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconamericananana:" title="americananana"/></a>   has been kind enough to create a custom piece for me which I am very excited about...please check out her art, she is truly talented!<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~faugh2</author>
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                <title>GRAAA!</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 30 Jul 2007 12:26:34 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ workworkworkworkworkworkworkworkworkwork workworkworkworkworkworkworkworkworkwork workworkworkworkworkworkworkworkworkwork.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Vegas...</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 30 Jun 2007 09:42:49 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ ...was insane.  We tore that town up.  We did nothing touristy...we are "regs" at a bar called the Double Down Saloon <a href="http://www.doubledownsaloon.com/">[link]</a> and another called Hogs and Heifers <a href="http://www.hogsandheifers.com/">[link]</a>  .  We got called out on the carpet a couple of times to fight, walked away just fine.  At some point my room mate thought it would be amusing to hit me with a pool cue.  Through years of practice, I was able to work through my drunken pig state and use my drunken ninja skills to take it away and hit him in the eye with it.  <br />
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I believe there were also many glasses broken, one of which was actually broken in a pocket of a pool table as I attempted to make a rather difficult shot and Bill thought I couldn't do it.  Bill is a jackass.  The tourists that were showered with gin, ice and broken glass then scowled at me and I told them to fuck off.  Both the bouncer and the bartender laughed and eventually the tourists did indeed fuck off.  I imagine they went back to their casino where it was nice and safe.  Douchebags.<br />
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Our nights consisted of wandering Fremont people watching and placing the occasional bet on whatever game struck us.  We'd seek out Chicago-style hot dogs and fried Twinkies for nourishment, slam shots of espresso and cans of Red Bull and then we would work our way to Hogs & Heifers and hang out with Bonnie, who would sit and do shots with us, bullshit and try to out do us in every way.  Or maybe it was us trying to outdo her and her looniness...I think I may have been the first customer in a long while that actually impressed her, but then I also have worked many years in the bar industry and know how it feels.  Ultimately, we would wander Fremont in a drunken haze (H&H closes at 4AM - lame) pour ourselves into a cab and head to the Double Down.  Our last night there, after making friends with a group of punks and me backing up one of them when a guy wanted to throw down, we all made it over to another place in the middle of nowhere called Divebar, where I met another cool bartender named Rob.  Somewhere around 8 in the morning, I believe Rob stopped charging any of us for drinks.  I vaguely remember doing shots of Jaegermeister and chasing them with gin and tonic.  Let me tell you my friend, if you would like to go blind for an indeterminate amount of time, this is the way to do it.  We guzzled PBR, Jaegermeister, Jameson's, Guinness, gin, and 7&7 like they were fucking tax-deductable!  Anyone that looked at us wrong got called on it, and anyone that had the balls to step up either realized shortly after what a mistake that was, or they became our friends.<br />
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All-in-all, it took us two or three days to fully recover from our antics, but it was worth it and we are already planning for our annual Christmas-in-Vegas vacation.<br />
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Oh, and did I mention I got flipped off by Elvis?  Fuckbag.<br />
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VIVAAAAAAAAAA LAS VEGAS!  <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/smile.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":)" title=":) (Smile)" /><br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Vegas Baby!!</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 21 Jun 2007 06:50:14 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Oh yea - goin' to Vegas tomorrow through Monday!  <br />
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                <author>~faugh2</author>
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                <title>Update on Life</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 17 Jun 2007 11:18:44 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Soooo...I screwed myself recently by not reading the fine print on an investment website.  I invested a rather large chunk of money in some stock and made a decent return on it.  Unfortunately, I didn't see that I wouldn't have access to the money for up to 8 days later, therefore my personal checking account has been in the negative for a few days, making me fall behind on paying bills.  Kind of ironic, but I am handling it well.  Anyway, that means I have canceled (actually postponed) my next tattoo appointment.  I am, however going to Las Vegas for that weekend (6/22-25) - my room mate is paying for the trip, so how can I turn that down right?  <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/w/wink.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=";)" title=";) (Wink)" /><br />
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Last night a scored a second job to hold down through the rest of the summer which should enable me to pay off some debt and not have to worry much about money anymore.  I was offered a bouncer job at my favorite blues bar - Char's Has the Blues.  It's only two or three nights a week, but it's a really cool place and the gig is easy - plus I think it will bring some good perks! <br />
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Life makes me laugh and shake my head.  <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/smile.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":)" title=":) (Smile)" /><br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~faugh2</author>
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                <title>Tagathon...</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 16 Jun 2007 09:42:16 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ 1) Full Name: Anthony Norton (yes...like the anti-virus) Mockridge.  Which is one reason why I learned to fight as a child.  <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/w/wink.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=";)" title=";) (Wink)" /><br />
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2) Male/Female: Dude.<br />
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3) Were you named after anyone?: Norton is (was) my grandfather's name.  Google Norton Mockridge.  He was famous in his day.<br />
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4) Does your name mean anything?: Tony means "obnoxious" or really bright colors.  Anthony means "strength" or "power".<br />
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5) Nick Name(s): Tony.<br />
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6) What do you think you look like: A guy.  I get told that I look like a lot of famous people, or I get the "haven't I seen you somewhere before" thrown at me a lot.  I think it's cuz I have very simple features.  I don't think I look anyone except this one guy named Tony Mockridge.  He's not famous, but he is a bad motherfucker and I wouldn't mess with him.  <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/w/wink.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=";)" title=";) (Wink)" /><br />
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7) Date Of Birth: November 14, 1970.  Go ahead, steal my identity...my credit is fucked anyway.   <br />
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8) Place of Birth and Current Location: Minneapolis, MN/Phoenix, AZ<br />
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9) Nationality: Norwegian, German on my mom's side - great grandparents were 100% each and didn't speak English.  Italian, Scotch/Irish on my dad's side - my grandmother was from Italy and didn't speak any English.  Being a third generation Yankee, I am one of the few Americans that can truly say they are 1/4 this or that.  <br />
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10) Astrology Sign: Scorpio.<br />
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11) Chinese Astrology Sign: Dog<br />
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12) Religion: Baptized Catholic and confirmed.  Now?  Faugh!  I claimed norelpref (no religious preference) on my dog tags!<br />
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13) Whats your favorite smell?: Whne the can of coffee is first opened.  I love the smell of toast too.  <br />
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14) Political Position?: I love doin' it donkey style baby!!  Actually, I am pretty middle-of-the-road, with liberal tendencies.<br />
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15) What do you prefer to drink in the morning?: Coffaaaaay!  Like I like my women, strong, hot and black!  <br />
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16) Hair + Eye color: Black/brown hair (know it sounds weird, but it's true), hazel eyes.  Hazel hair would be cool. <br />
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17) Do you look like anyone famous?: See #6.<br />
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18) What do you look like?: For fuck's sake...SEE #6!!  What is this, the MMPI or something?<br />
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19) Any unusual talents?: I can cross one eye at will.  I used to play saxophone professionally too.<br />
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20) Righty, Lefty, or Ambidextrous?: I write with my left, doing almost everything else with my right.<br />
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21) , Straight, Bi, or Other?: Mostly straight, though for a really hot chick and with maybe a six pack or so, I would fulfill any fantasy that she had.  <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/w/wink.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=";)" title=";) (Wink)" /><br />
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22) What do you do for a living?: Security Consultant.<br />
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23) What do you do for fun?: Martial arts, photography, drink, play video games, mountain biking.<br />
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24) What are your favorite art materials to work with?: camera.<br />
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25) What kind of materials would you like to work with?: Tar, bricks, rocks, scissors, paper, paper mache...feh...what kind of question is this??<br />
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26) Have you met your grandparents?: only one pair.  <br />
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27) Boyfriend/Girlfriend: nope, single as can be<br />
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28) Crush: Hmmmm...weird question again.<br />
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29) What celebrity would you date if you could?: Bridgette Fonda, which is really weird because I don't typically like blonds.<br />
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30) Current worries?: Money - no big deal.<br />
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31) Favorite online Guy/Girl(s): There are a few!  I admire a number of photographers on this site, a couple of phenomenal poets and lots of digital and old skool artists as well!<br />
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32) Favorite place to be?: On vacation.<br />
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33) Least favorite place to be?: stuck inside my own head.<br />
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34) Do you burn or tan?: Burn, then tan.<br />
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35) Ever break a bone?: Nose, fist.  Go figure.<br />
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36) What is your favorite cereal?: Cocoa and Fruity Pebbles, Chex.<br />
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37) Person you cry with: I haven't cried in a very long time.  I may be overdue.<br />
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Do You Have...<br />
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38) Any sisters: 1 full, 1 half.<br />
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39) Any brothers: 1 half, 1 foster.<br />
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40) Any pets: 1 Cat, 2 dogs.<br />
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41) An Illness: ALCOHOLISM IS A DISEASE, DAMMIT!<br />
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42) A Pager: I can't believe they still make those.<br />
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43) A Personal phone line: Nope.<br />
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44) A Cell phone: Yep.<br />
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45) A visible birthmark: No.<br />
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46) A Pool or hot tub: Pool right now, we are adding a hot tub this summer to be ready for the winter.  <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/smile.gif" widt... ]]></description>
                <author>~faugh2</author>
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                <title>Devious Journal Entry</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 08 Jun 2007 06:04:14 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I have been so incredibly honored by this:<br />
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<a href="http://badmedicyninc22.deviantart.com/journal/13258650/#journal">[link]</a><br />
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Check out her writing while you are there - so much power and emotion...magnificent!<br />
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Thank you badmedicyninc22 !<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~faugh2</author>
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                <title>More Ink 3</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 31 May 2007 06:34:55 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ God I can't wait to get this damned knee done!<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~faugh2</author>
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                <title>More Ink 2</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 14 May 2007 06:19:26 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Got half my right knee done <a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/55298379/">[link]</a> .<br />
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We are starting with an Oni on the outside of the knee, then in one month I will have a Hani added to the inside, with some swirling smoke connecting it all together.  I really like the way this one turned out - can't wait for the next 30 days to go by!<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~faugh2</author>
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                <title>More Ink</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 29 Apr 2007 11:39:33 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Sweeeet.  My next tattoo appointment is set for Saturday, May 12 at 2PM.  I am getting one of my knees done - possibly both.  I can't wait!<br />
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Watch for the postings...<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~faugh2</author>
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                <title>Hmph.</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 08 Apr 2007 17:31:53 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I think I am almost over her.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~faugh2</author>
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                <title>Devious Journal Entry</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 23 Mar 2007 20:20:36 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ 1) Full Name: Joe Mama.  Ok, that's lame...how 'bout Al Coholic?  Mike Hock?  <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/d/devil.gif" width="15" height="18" alt=">:)" title=">:) (Devil)" /><br />
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2) Male/Female: Manly man!  (mostly)<br />
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3) Were you named after anyone?: Nope.<br />
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4) Does your name mean anything?: Anthony = courage.  Tony = obnoxious.  I go by Tony.  <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/smile.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":)" title=":) (Smile)" /><br />
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5) Nick Name(s): Tony.  Sot.  That scary guy.  Bad Ass of late.  <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/smile.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":)" title=":) (Smile)" /><br />
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6) What do you think you look like... name wise: I am definitely a Tony.<br />
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7) Date Of Birth: 11/14/1970<br />
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8) Place of Birth and Current Location: Minneapolis and Phoenix.  Hey, waitamunite...are you trying to steal my identity??<br />
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9) Nationality: Scott, Italian, Norwegian, German.  Typical American.<br />
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10) Astrology Sign: Scorpio<br />
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11) Chinese Astrology Sign: Dog<br />
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12) Religion: None<br />
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13) Whats your favorite smell?: Orange blossoms, cooking potatoes, divey bars<br />
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14) Political Position?: Somewhere in the middle.  Is doggy style a political position?<br />
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15) What do you prefer to drink in the morning?: COFFEE<br />
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16) Hair + Eye color: Black hair. Hazel eyes (brown/green)<br />
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17) Do you look like anyone famous?: Been told so.<br />
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19) Any unusual talents?: I can crack almost every bone in my body.  And play the saxophone pretty well.  But not at the same time.<br />
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20) Righty, Lefty, or Ambidextrous?: Write with my left and do everything else with my right.  <br />
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21) Gay, Straight, Bi, or Other?: Mostly straight.<br />
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22) What do you do for a living?: Security consultant<br />
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23) What do you do for fun?: Drink and masturbate?  <br />
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24) What are your favorite art materials to work with?: Paper and pencil. <br />
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25) What kind of materials would you like to work with?: Eh?<br />
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26) Have you met your grandparents?: One set, yes.<br />
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27) Boyfriend/Girlfriend: Nada.<br />
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28) Crush: Not really.<br />
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29) What celebrity would you date if you could?: Bridget Fonda seems pretty cool.<br />
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30) Current worries?: BWAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!<br />
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31) Favorite online Guy/Girl(s): WTF kinda question is this?<br />
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32) Favorite place to be?: Too many to tell - I'm an adventurer.<br />
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33) Least favorite place to be?: Work.  Usually.<br />
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34) Do you burn or tan?: Both.<br />
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35) Ever break a bone?: Knuckles and my nose.  Yep, used to be a scrapper.<br />
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36) What is your favorite cereal?: mmmmm....Fruity Pebblesssss<br />
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37) Person you cry with: myself <br />
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Do You Have...<br />
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38) Any sisters: 1<br />
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39) Any brothers: 0<br />
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40) Any pets: two dogs and a cat vicariously through my room mate.<br />
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41) An Illness: Is not being able to walk past a mirror naked without stopping to masturbate considered an illness?<br />
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42) A Pager: 1998?  WTF?<br />
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43) A Personal phone line: cell phone IS my personal phone line<br />
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44) A Cell phone: that is my personal line<br />
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45) A visible birthmark: none<br />
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46) A Pool or hot tub: pool, and my room mate and I are currently building a deck and laying pipe for the jaccuzzi.  <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/smile.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":)" title=":) (Smile)" /><br />
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47) A Car: Jeep Wrangler (my second one)<br />
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Describe Your...<br />
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48) Personality: Mellow, Hilarious, sarcastic, and bad ass. Amen.  <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/smile.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":)" title=":) (Smile)" /><br />
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49) Driving: you can only drive with me if I am blasting my radio and don't mind the top being down.  I carry hair ties.<br />
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50) Your clothing style: Shorts and t-shirt.  Old skool Vans.<br />
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51) Room: bad ass<br />
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52) Whats missing: my partner in crime.<br />
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53) School: thank God I am out.<br />
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54) Bed: my couch (futon)<br />
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55) Relationship with your parent(s): My dad's dead and I talk to my mom pretty frequently.  She's a cool mom.<br />
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56) Do You believe in yourself: Hell yes!<br />
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57) Do you believe in love at first sight?: Yes.<br />
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58) Consider yourself a good listener: Most of the time or if a person really needs it.<br />
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59) Have a future dream that you would like to share?: Not anymore.<br />
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60) Get Along with your parents: Didn't you jagoffs already ask me this fucking question?<br />
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61) Save your e-mail conversations: Most of the time.<br />
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62) Pray: no<br />
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63) Belie... ]]></description>
                <author>~faugh2</author>
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                <title>Sigh</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 28 Feb 2007 19:18:09 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I've gone and thrown another relationship under the wheels of my life.  I don't think I am relationship material.<br />
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Fuck.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~faugh2</author>
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                <title>Tagging</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 25 Apr 2006 18:18:46 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Ok at first, I found it amusing...kind of like slam books back from when I was in 7th grade (that would be circa 1983-1984 - before many of you were even born) which were so ingenius at that time...at least to my wee little 7th grade mind.<br />
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Now that I have been tagged for about the eleventy-cuntzillionth time, I wish it would stop.  Lame.  That's all I got for you on that.<br />
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Carry on. ]]></description>
                <author>~faugh2</author>
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                <title>Bored - so you're tagged.  Or something.</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 19 Apr 2006 20:03:14 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Six Weird Things About Me That NOBODY knows...<br />
<br />
1. I am a pretty free and open-minded person, so there s really nothing to tell.<br />
<br />
<br />
Okay, now for the second part:<br />
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1. first name?<br />
Anthony<br />
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2. were you named after anyone?<br />
My middle name is Norton, and that was my grandfather's name.  Otherwise, no.<br />
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3. do you wish on stars?<br />
Sometimes.  <br />
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4. when did you last cry<br />
When my cat died in October.<br />
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5. do you like your handwriting?<br />
Yes.<br />
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6. what is your favorite lunch meal?<br />
Robek's or Jamba Juice!<br />
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7. when is your birth date?<br />
November 14, 1970<br />
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8. what is your most embarrassing cd?<br />
My KISS collection.  I am soooo white trash!<br />
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9. do you have a journal?<br />
Not really.  I write when I am moved to do so, though.<br />
<br />
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10. do you use sarcasm a lot?<br />
Noooo, neeever!  I mean, like it was tax deductable bitches.  Er...yes.  Yes, I guess I do.  <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/smile.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":)" title=":) (Smile)" /><br />
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11. what are your nicknames?<br />
Tony<br />
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12. do you untie your shoes when you take them off?<br />
Yes.<br />
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13. do you think that you are strong?<br />
Both emotionally and physically.<br />
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14. what is your favorite ice cream flavor?<br />
Coffee.<br />
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15. shoe size.<br />
10 1/2<br />
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16. red or pink?<br />
Red.<br />
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17. what is your least favorite thing about yourself?<br />
My current weight.  Not gross or anything, but I quit smoking a year ago and hhave gained a bit too much in my opinion.<br />
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18. what do you miss most?<br />
my cat, Branford.  :/<br />
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19. do you want everyone you tag, answer it too?<br />
sure<br />
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20. what color pants and shoes are you wearing now?<br />
camoflage shorts and no shoes.<br />
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21. are you listening to your favorite music right now?<br />
no.<br />
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22. what was the last thing you ate?<br />
pizza.<br />
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23. if you were a crayon, what color would you be?<br />
black.  i am scary, i am solid, everyone needs me to outline things with.  yea.<br />
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24. what is the weather like right now?<br />
warming up fast - I love Phoenix!<br />
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25. last person you talked to on the phone?<br />
Michelle<br />
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26. the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?<br />
eyes, lips, jaw, ass, neck, hair.  I love smiles, too.  and a person's laugh has to be genuine.<br />
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27. do you like the person who tagged this to you?<br />
She seems very cool.  I didn't even have to change some of her answers!  <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/smile.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":)" title=":) (Smile)" /><br />
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28. favorite drink?<br />
H20<br />
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29. favorite sport?<br />
To watch: hockey or baseball - it's a toss-up.  To play: soccer or baseball.  Another toss-up.  One takes a lot less equipment!  <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/smile.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":)" title=":) (Smile)" /><br />
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30. favorite colors?<br />
Black, blue, purple.<br />
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31. eye color?<br />
hazel sometimes, brown other times, and green on foggy days or when I wear a green shirt.<br />
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32. do you wear contacts?<br />
no.  I'm 20/20.<br />
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33. favorite food?<br />
Love Thai, but I really don't have any fav.  <br />
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34. last movie you watched?<br />
Monsters (Teevo'd it)<br />
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35. scary movies or happy endings?<br />
scary movies, tragic endings. I think happy endings can ruin a good story.<br />
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36. summer or winter?<br />
fall or spring.<br />
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37. hugs or kisses?<br />
Depends.<br />
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38. what is your favorite dessert?<br />
pie.  or Michelle.<br />
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39. what books are you reading?<br />
Angels and Demons (prequel to the DeVinci Code)<br />
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40. what's on your mouse pad?<br />
Optical mouse - no mouse pad here.<br />
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41. what did you watch last night on the tv?<br />
I very rarely watch TV.<br />
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42. favorite scents?<br />
Freshly opened coffee is the best in the world.  I also love the way Michelle smells, both in the nice and nasty ways!  I like vanilla, spices like cinnamon, orange blossom or jasmine, myrh.<br />
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43. favorite sounds?<br />
Michelle's children laughing.  My daughter Athena's voice, wind chimes made from bamboo or bronze, street sounds, birds singing on a springtime Saturday while I sleep in.<br />
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44. rolling stones or beatles?<br />
Rolling Stones.<br />
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45. what's the farthest you've been from home?<br />
I have been all the way around the world and actually lived in many other countries.  I have no idea which is the furthest but I will guess it's someplace in Asia. ]]></description>
                <author>~faugh2</author>
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                <title>I love vaginas!!</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 14 Apr 2006 18:52:43 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Original bulliten;<br />
The vagina game<br />
Okay y'all.... this is a fun game... lets see how many people we can get to participate in it... The name of the game says it all.... all you have to do is copy this bulletin into a new one. Take the name of a movie and replace one of the words with VAGINA. Don't forget to put your name on it - then we can all see how perverted our friends are. NO REPEATS!!!<br />
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Carlos(2)-A fist full of VAGINA (Clint Eastwood western)<br />
Carlos(1)-My big fat Greek VAGINA<br />
LAUREN- I know what you did last vagina<br />
ShElLeY - vagina crashers<br />
bRiTtAnY-walk the vagina<br />
Stormy- How to lose a vagina in 10 days<br />
echo~ the 40 year old vagina<br />
e.j.- broke back vagina<br />
regan - elephant vagina. yeah, that's hot.<br />
alexander--the Vagina Strikes Back<br />
Mindy ~ Monty Python's Search for the Holy Vagina<br />
Xanthan - The Outlaw Jose Vagina<br />
Nichole ~ Vagina State<br />
Kim ~ Just Vaginas<br />
Cassie- Finding Vagina<br />
Jose~ Scary Vagina<br />
Jessica~In Her Vagina<br />
Dylon~A vagina to remember! LOL<br />
george - save the last vagina !<br />
Tara - Dirty Vagina (Dirty Dancing...lol)<br />
GIEDRE - Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Vagina<br />
Kristina- Failure to Vagina<br />
Phatty ~ V for Vagina<br />
Stephen Vaginawatch<br />
GMP - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Vagina<br />
Cherry- Thank You for Vagina<br />
Eriq ~ I Vagina (robot)<br />
Tim ~ Dude where'z my Vagina<br />
Kellee~ Ace Ventura Vagina Detective<br />
Devan~Dances with Vagina<br />
<~~~Siobhan~~~> Pulp Vagina<br />
Valerie~The Lost Vagina (The Lost Boys)<br />
Dani~ THe Dukes of Vagina<br />
Erica ~ Rasing Vagina<br />
Marco ~ Raiders of the Lost Vagina<br />
jo$h ~ Legends of the Vagina (Fall)<br />
Gennady~ Vagina Strikes Back<br />
Ross ~ Dirty Rotten Vaginas (Scoundrels)<br />
Pinski - 16 Vaginas<br />
Joe - Don't stop or my Vagina will shoot! (mom)<br />
Steve - The Vagina of Oz<br />
edlynn- Tristram Shandy: A Cock and Vagina Story<br />
Jimmy - Vagina Dynamite<br />
monica- interview with a vagina<br />
ALEX- MONSTERS VAGINA<br />
VALERIE LOVES ME-----FERRIS VAGINA'S DAY OFF<br />
Robert - Indiana Jones and The Vagina of Doom<br />
Chelsa~ Natural Vagina Killers<br />
Cobra Commander~ A Vagina's Tale<br />
BEN ~~40 DAYS 40 VAGINAS ~~WHO WOULDN'T LOVE THAT<br />
Staci~ VAGINA (hitch) DUH!!!!<br />
Stacie ~ Vagina Almighty<br />
Karen~Memoirs of a Vagina<br />
Domingo ~ Snow White and the Seven Vaginas<br />
Mari---A perfect Vagina (u know from "a perfect world") ya baby!<br />
BenWa ~ When Harry Met Vagina ~That beats yours Mari !<br />
Emily~Evil Vagina(dead) and it's sequil Army of Vagina (darkness)<br />
Tony - City of the Lost Vaginas (Children) ]]></description>
                <author>~faugh2</author>
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                <title>Gotta post this...</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 23 Mar 2006 17:26:56 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ -DRAMA DORK--<br />
[x] Ever been in a play?<br />
[ ] Have you ever seen a Broadway show?<br />
[ ] More than 10 Broadway shows?<br />
[x] Have you ever been/Are you in school shows?<br />
[ ] Does your current job involve theater in some way?<br />
[ ] Want to end up working in/for theater<br />
[ ] Can you recite all of the lyrics to your favorite play/musical? <br />
[x] Do you break out into random songs whenever/wherever!?  I am like a freakin' karaoke machine!<br />
Total X: 3<br />
<br />
--REDNECK--<br />
[ ] Do you have a couch in your front yard or porch?<br />
[x] Do you drive a four-wheeler?<br />
[ ] Do you ride four-wheelers?<br />
[ ] Do you like to get dirty?<br />
[x] Do you like country music?  The old stuff is fun.<br />
[ ] Do you have a broken car in your back yard? <br />
[ ] Do you own a cowboy hat?<br />
[ ] Do you live on more then 1 acres?<br />
[ ] Do you have more then 4 different animals at your home? <br />
[ ] Do you watch Larry the Cable Guy movies?<br />
Total X: 1<br />
<br />
<br />
-GOTH--<br />
[ ] Do you wear black eyeliner?<br />
[x] Is most of your clothing dark?<br />
[ ] Do you think about death often?<br />
[ ] Do you want to die?<br />
[ ] Are you a social outcast?<br />
[ ] Are you pale?<br />
[x] Do you like Hot Topic?<br />
[x] Do you enjoy Tim burton movies? I dont enjoy, I love and worship that man's talent.  ME TOO!<br />
[x] Are you mean?  Occasionally.<br />
Total X: 4<br />
<br />
--PUNK--<br />
[ ] Can you skateboard?  No, but I was BMX'ing on half pipes before they were even popular or *called* half-pipes!!<br />
[x] Do you wear Vans? Black and whites - old skooooool!!!!!!!<br />
[x] Do you do stupid stuff with your friends?<br />
[x] Have you gotten in trouble with the Cops? <br />
[x] Do you watch the x-games?<br />
[x] Do you have any piercings? Used to have lots of piercings...now I just have one very significant one.  I am halfway covered with tattoos, though!!<br />
[ ] Do you like/wear a mohawk?<br />
[x] Do you wear Band t-shirts<br />
[x] Have you called someone a poser recently? Constantly.  Fuckers.  <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/smile.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":)" title=":) (Smile)" /><br />
Total X: 7<br />
<br />
--PREP--<br />
[ ] Do you say the word "like"?<br />
[ ] Do you shop at Hollister/Abercrombie&Fitch/AE/Aero/pac sun?  BWAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!<br />
[ ] Do you pop the collar?<br />
[ ] Do the people in Hot topic scare you?<br />
[ ] Is the only nerd you like Seth Cohen?<br />
[ ] Do you watch LAGUNA BEACH?<br />
[ ] Do you like pop music?<br />
[ ] Do you want/have a little dog? <br />
Total X: 0<br />
<br />
--HIPPIE--<br />
[ ] Is your hair long?<br />
[ ] Do you own a tye-dye shirt?<br />
[x] Do You want to save the animals?  Animals are so much cooler than people.<br />
[ ] Do you think war is unneccesary? <br />
[x] Do you like classic rock and trippy music?  Yay Skynard and Pink Floyd!!!<br />
[ ] Have you ever participated in a protest?<br />
[ ] Have you ever been overcome with a desire to hug a tree?<br />
Total X: 2<br />
<br />
--GANGSTA--<br />
[ ] Do you act ghetto?<br />
[ ] Do you wear do-rags?<br />
[ ] Do you like hip-hop? <br />
[ ] Was Tupac truly the greatest rapper in the world?<br />
[ ] Do you believe he's alive?<br />
[ ] Do you like afros?<br />
[ ] Have you ever said "Fo Shizzle"?<br />
[ ] Do you like to dance? <br />
[ ] Do you own any Baby Phat or G-Unit?<br />
Total X: 0<br />
<br />
--EMO-<br />
[ ] Do you cry often?<br />
[x] Do you wear hoodies?  Uh, I have a Deftones hoodie.  <br />
[ ] Do you like soft music?<br />
[ ] Do people not understand you?  Like I would care.  Punk attitude.  <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/smile.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":)" title=":) (Smile)" /><br />
[ ] Do you write your own poems?<br />
[x] Ever dyed your hair red, black or dark? Black<br />
[ ] Do you cut your hair?<br />
[ ] Are you lonely?<br />
[ ] Is "Ohio for lovers" by Hawthorne Heights a good song?<br />
Total X: 2<br />
<br />
--SURFER--<br />
[x] Do you surf?<br />
[ ] Do you wear flip flops year-round?<br />
[ ] Is your hair shaggy?<br />
[ ] Do you wake up before 6 every morning?<br />
[x] Do you own any pairs of shorts?  If I could wear shorts all year round and everywhere, I would.<br />
[x] Are you tan?  Though not so much today.<br />
[x] Do you want to be at the beach right now?<br />
[x] Do you hate tourists?<br />
Total X: 5<br />
<br />
--GEEK--<br />
[ ] Do you wear glasses?<br />
[x] Do you get good grades?<br />
[ ] Do you use an inhaler?<br />
[ ] Do you stick pens and calculators into your shirt pockets?<br />
[ ] Does your mom pick out your clothes?<br />
[x] Are you on the computer often? <br />
[ ] Do you ever get picked on?<br />
[x] Do you look forward to going to school?  I love college.<br />
[ ] Are you shy around the opposite sex?<br />
[x] Do you play video games?<br />
Total X: 4 ]]></description>
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                <title>Rain</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 19 Mar 2006 08:08:19 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ it sure is nice to wake up to rain.  <sigh>  <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/smile.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":)" title=":) (Smile)" /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Belch.</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 30 Dec 2005 16:51:27 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Welp, x-mas is over and I am still alive.  Amazing considering I think I drank ALL the alcohol that Vegas had to offer, then wandered around downtown in and out of various casinos.  It's interesting that I managed to also win enough that the trip was free for me, so that was nice.  Though I don't actually remember it all.  Ahem.<br />
<br />
Well, here's to a happy new year to you all!  Cheers!! ]]></description>
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                <title>Fucking X-mas.</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 20 Dec 2005 05:54:44 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Here it comes.  Yippee.  <br />
<br />
In order to side-step this holiday this year, I am going to go to Vegas with some friends.  This used to be our annual tradition, and it kind of fell by the roadside after I up and moved to Mexico.  No that I am back in the States, I have re-joined the group and am really looking forward to spedning Christmas under the lights of the casinos, slot machines and hot waitresses.  Oh, and let's not forget all the free booze I can possibly pour down my gullet.  <br />
<br />
I am not normally so down on this holiday...it's just this year.  Next year will be better. ]]></description>
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                <title>Half-way to 70.</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 13 Nov 2005 07:56:55 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I'm 35 tomorrow.  I wonder when I will truly grow up. I hope never.<br />
<br />
Some of my goals:<br />
<br />
Hang glide<br />
Sky dive<br />
Co-star in a porn<br />
Live in a couple more foreign countries<br />
Get my pilot license and then move on to fly helicopters<br />
<br />
I like to have simple goals.  Funny thing...the porno one is probably the easiest to obtain currently.  <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/smile.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":)" title=":) (Smile)" /> ]]></description>
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                <title>I never cried at my father's funeral...</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 21 Oct 2005 23:12:53 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ My best friend of 13 years is gone <a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/24306209/">[link]</a> . His kidneys failed and I had to have him euthenized this afternoon. He went everywhere with me. He made it from Park Rapids MN, Fargo ND, Las Cruces NM, Phoenix AZ, Puerto Peñasco Mexico, and back to Phoenix. He also lived with two wives and countless girlfriends, as well as some completely platonic friends that understood the fact that this cat had a a sense of humor and liked to play pranks. He was an amazing friend who always knew when I was down and was there for me, either purring and cuddling or acting goofy and playing to cheer me up. I already miss him more than I have ever missed anything in the world. My heart is officially broken.<br />
<br />
I held him as they filled him with death.  My left hand held his little head.  I used to call him "Triangle-head", because cat heads kind of appear triangular sometimes.  With my right hand I felt his heart stop beating.  I cannot express to you how that hit me.  Today is truly the saddest day of my life. ]]></description>
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                <title>Viva Mexico!</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 12 Oct 2005 21:52:04 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Going to Mexico tomorrow.  Weeeeeooooooo!  Can't wait to see my friends and hang out at the beach again!<br />
<br />
Ciao fer now - hasta luego Americanos!! ]]></description>
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                <title>New Avatar</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 04 Oct 2005 06:38:16 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Heh - so I am cheating...I decided to perform a little experiment and change my gender to female and see if I get more page-views (at the suggestion of a friend - you know who you are).  Then it was suggested that I change my avatar to some hot chick as well, to better complete my ploy.<br />
<br />
I love what I came up with.  <br />
<br />
Oh the wonderful, glorious internet!  <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/d/devil.gif" width="15" height="18" alt=">:)" title=">:) (Devil)" /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Spooooky</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 01 Oct 2005 13:21:09 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ That today is October first, and check out how many favorites I have saved as of today!!  <br />
<br />
BOO!!<br />
<br />
MWAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!  <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/d/devil.gif" width="15" height="18" alt=">:)" title=">:) (Devil)" /> ]]></description>
                <author>~faugh2</author>
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                <title>My life is so weird.</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 05 Sep 2005 21:05:47 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ "Fly Away" by Poe<br />
<br />
It makes sense that it should happen this way<br />
That the sky should break, and the earth should shake<br />
As if to say: Sure it all matters but in such an<br />
unimportant way<br />
As if to say:<br />
<br />
Fly away, sweet bird of prey<br />
Fly fly away<br />
Nothing can stand in your way<br />
Sweet bird, if you knew the words<br />
I know you'd say: fly, fly away<br />
<br />
It makes sense that it should hurt in this way<br />
That my heart should break, and my hands should shake<br />
As if to say: Sure it don't matter except in the most<br />
important way<br />
As if to say:<br />
<br />
Fly away, sweet bird of prey<br />
Fly fly away<br />
I won't stand in your way<br />
Sweet bird, if you knew the words<br />
I know that you'd say: fly, fly away<br />
<br />
It makes sense that it should feel just this way<br />
That you slowly fade and yet still remain<br />
As if to say: Everything matter in such an invisible way<br />
As if to say: It's O.K.<br />
Fly...away ]]></description>
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                <title>Love...</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 10 Aug 2005 22:58:55 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Ow, my heart. ]]></description>
                <author>~faugh2</author>
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                <title>Kids crack me up sometimes...</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 27 Jul 2005 21:11:24 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I used to have an aversion to children, but lately...<sigh><br />
<br />
Anyway, today I was getting off the freeway on the way home from work and some sort of screaming music was pulvarizing the air around me...you'll see...mine is the black Jeep with the Deftones stickers plastered all over the back and thumping bass -usually some sort of Deftones/Helmet/Pitchshifter or whatever blasting from it...<br />
<br />
So anyhoo...driving, blistering hot out, listening to my music, VERY loud...when I notice this car behind me getting off at the same exit.  Mom is driving, her kids are in the back seat - it appears they are all singing and playing around.  No big deal, but I kinda think it's cute.  They catch me watching, so I avert my eyes and watch the road again.  Then out of the corner of my eye, I notice them pulling up beside me.  The little ones in the back start waving at me.  Keep in mind, these are like, I dunno - maybe a bunch of eight year old kids.  All of a sudden they start rockin' out to my music - I mean like head banging, devil horns, totally thrashing!  I burst out laughing so hard that it got the mom's attention.  She looks at me, looks in her rear-view mirror, and just when I think she is gonna yell at the kids, she blows my mind...she starts thrashing too - tongue hanging out, devil horns...all of it.  I laughed my ass off all the way through the light when it turned green!  <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/smile.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":)" title=":) (Smile)" /> ]]></description>
                <author>~faugh2</author>
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                <title>Aaaahhh....nice and toasty warm!</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 20 Jul 2005 18:01:03 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ gosh I hope it gets warmer soon!   <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/sarcasm.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":sarcasm:" title="Hahahahaha. No." /><br />
<br />
This weather is shite.  Ok, and that is the last time I wil lbitch about it - I love AZ!! ]]></description>
                <author>~faugh2</author>
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                <title>Dreams Fade</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 09 Jul 2005 08:27:18 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I used to have a dream...I got so far off track that I can't remember what it was.<br />
<br />
How will I remember you? ]]></description>
                <author>~faugh2</author>
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                <title>The UK'ers</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 07 Jul 2005 06:54:35 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ My heart and thoughts go out to you all this morning.  Stay strong and positive. ]]></description>
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