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I was watching the first old school Batman (with Jack Nicholson as the notorius Mister Jay) and I remembered my idea for my 'Harley' photos. I figured I should practice my make up if I was going to do it. So I did, and snapped a few experimental pics.

Then, now stuck in my 'creative mood' I remembered the idea I'd had that week of a 'modern/grunge' Puck. So, arming myself with beads and ribbon I set about ' Puck-ifying' my hair. Unfortunately I didn't have any long dead flowers like she'd have in her hair... or a real bottle of Love Potion... but you get the idea. ^^




(I love my 'Scraps' folder)



((Look forward to potential 'full on' shoots for these two characters if I ever get of my lazy uni-student arse any time soon (and find a decent camera man ^^) ))

]]> ~five-of-hearts http://five-of-hearts.deviantart.com/journal/28542451/ http://five-of-hearts.deviantart.com/journal/28542451/ Tue, 24 Nov 2009 06:12:26 PST The Fur will fly

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That's it. Go 'way now...

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In other news, Uni might actually be going to give me a grade for just writing and reciting poetry for my next performance assesment. Isn't that AWESOME!? XD

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4'33"

All of our exercises lasted four minutes and thirty three seconds. The one that inspired the poem had us all lying on the ground in silence, just breathing and listening to the sound of the room. The muffled breathing, the buzzing of the lights above us and the purposeful noises the tutor made.

Overall, awesome lesson. ^^

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Especially since I get to spend dinner with my lovely grandmother... Funfunfun. ^^

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How childish...

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-is in love-

That is all. Thank you, carry on now. ^^

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...that I couldn't get any weirder than singing 'La Vie Boheme' with some girl I don't know.

...that I couldn't get weirder than almost laughing as one of my fellow groups ripped up a bible in there piece, as everyone else gasped.

...and then making 'Bible in a Bottle' out of some of the discarded pages. ^^


I was wrong.



So, I missed my train. By all of ONE MINUTE! So I head to the platform for the next train that will take me most of the way home, and some other guy who missed the same train follows me. At first, don't judge me, I thought he was a girl (he had really wide-legged pants that looked like a skirt and quite long hair) he smiled at me, I smiled back. he asked if it was the right platform for our train, I told him 'I hope so' while thinking 'Shit! He's a guy! Is he gay/a transvestite?' (not that I have anything against either.

We randomly started chatting... His name James Micheal (everyone calls him Mike) I won't tell you most of what we talked about. He was cool in a weird way and weird in a cool way. He has long hair, is a guitarist in a band (I was ticking things off my 'list of things I like in a guy' ) he has a welsh accent (one of the three accents (irish scottish and welsh) that I LOVE)

My friend Zoe turned up and, after her initial awkwardness, was suddenly as much into our mad convo as we were.

We ended up: styling Zoe's hair into a 'Dipsy Do'
stealing one each of Mike's rings.
Mike bit my LONGEST nail (and took it as a souvenir)
we all swapped names (for facebook) and numbers
Mike 'fondled' my hand, blew my hand, licked my hand, bit my finger...
I fondled his hair, licked his face and his hand...
Me and Mike bit each other...

Oh yeah, I also rubbed my boobs over his head. All of three times. Left him with 'boob hair'.


He has a girlfriend. (with smaller boobs than me)


Who cares anyway! He, me and Zo are meeting up in Manchester to go to Aflex next Wednesday. ^^


And I thought I couldn't get any weirder today! XD

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I myself have a day all planned. Packed full off pool-filled frivolity, vampire movies at home and away, awesome costumes, sweets, chocolate, alcohol and of course, the company of my best friend for the whole weekend! ^^

Oh, fun will be had!

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I entered a competition in my last year at college, I entered two poems and one story section, all of which are in my gallery if you want to work out which they are. Anyway, I got an email letting me know that 'Blind' [link] won a place along with the other winning entries in the competitions yearly anthology!

I'm SO excited!

I will receive a copy of the book at the awards ceremony in Manchester this December!


Eeeeeeeee! XD ^^

]]> ~five-of-hearts http://five-of-hearts.deviantart.com/journal/27610041/ http://five-of-hearts.deviantart.com/journal/27610041/ Tue, 06 Oct 2009 06:19:31 PDT I have some very important news: The Cake is a Lie.

Thank you, please carry on with your short and meaningless lives.


-five walks in-

What the... You! Get outta here! This is MY Journal!

-clears throat- Sorry for that interruption folks... That creap's been following me around all morning. So, I'm at Uni, again. I've got a lesson at three so I can't stay and tye for too long. I just needed to say... What was it again? Oh yeah! 'Alice is Dead. Kill The Rabbit' ^^

Thank you. That will be all.



(Pointless Journal is Pointless)

]]> ~five-of-hearts http://five-of-hearts.deviantart.com/journal/27514934/ http://five-of-hearts.deviantart.com/journal/27514934/ Thu, 01 Oct 2009 02:50:22 PDT
So, it's awesome here! Some of the lectures leave me kinda dazzled and confused but the practical sessions more than make up for that...

I've already made some friends, of course we're the weird ones! I even have someone to take the train home with every night, so, yay!



It is exhausting sometimes, especially today with the times I need to be up and on my trains for... but I guess that'll get easier as time goes on. ^^






That's all for now folks! I have a lesson in ten. Bye! XD

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I, personally, am filled with ideas with no particular rhythm or purpose, just ideas that spiral around, thousands of characters who choose who'll be my centre of attention that day. But after talking with my brother about them all he instantly had me filled with the inspiration to just write out Crys's story. And suddenly ideas emmerged...


I wrote a great deal and will now share some of it with you. ^^ Enjoy.

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2) For each of the 14 first people answering this journal I will put his/her avatar and the three deviations I like most from his/her gallery on the list.

3) If you answer, you'll have to do the same in your journal, putting me on the first place, completing this way the list with 14 people. The idea of this is not to get a free feature, it is to spread art around for everyone.




1) [link] (because it is so Rashi. ^^) [link] [link]
2) [link] (because it was for ME! ^^) [link] (because it's Maria!) [link] (because it's awesome!) I also love Flippy's hand-drawn eyes because they far surpass my own... dammit!
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London was phenominal! The shows were jawdroppingly brilliant and the Hilton... just about passed my mums critical inspection.

But it was brilliant! I bought many beautiful things, I have a gorgeous little headband hat, a TNBC hoodie and some other beautiful things.

...and I only got two keys! Wow! ^^

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Plus, it's only ten day's 'till I'm eighteen. ^^

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It's shiny and fast and new... and AAAAAAAAALL mine! XD

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Roll on July 25th! ^^

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I mean other than the fact that the Palmist thinks I should: work on a cruise ship (I get seasick), learn to drive (I'm terrified), find out if I was a Princess in my past life/lives from a medium (nice idea but: how? where do you find a good medium these days?), live somewhere like Australia (bugs and snakes! no thanks, even though my birthday would be in winter there) or America (see before re: bugs and snakes) near family (I hate all the family bar the ones we stay in close contact with) and a load of other nonsense (including this grown-up-life-fearing girl being predicted five to six kids(SCA-RY thought) including at least one set of twins, all having weird names that he thinks I have already (because I 'like having lists for everything' ))

He also said I have 'murderers thumbs' whic means I'm: bossy, 'always right' , moody, I clash with people who are the same as me thumb-wise, people either love me or hate me, I don't suffer fools... and a load of other stuff I can't quite rememeber. ^^


Apart from all that he said I should look for a better job, in entertainment (working with kids isn't me, he said) and that I should focus more on my story writing and 'my voice', whatever that means, as opposed to my acting as I hate being told what to do (see before re: princess in earlier life)


And he also said that there is someone who likes me who I like (but he also said I'm high maintenance (remember the "princess" bit?))



An-nyway, getting to the point. The Palmist said all of that about that boy. And then last night I had a dream.

Like all my usual dreams it was weird and abstract, but it kept coming back to me sitting down or being near to these two guys I know and one of them kept looking meaningfully at me and then at the other guy, like he was trying to tell him 'go on... tell her.' This kept happening whenever he thought I wasn't looking. However me and the guy he was hinting at were avoiding each other, sitting away from each other, turning away when we got to close. But still, the other guy relented. And despite my gut instinct to run away (and hide wtihin the safer, unremembered, corners of my dream) my stomach was still flipping whenever I saw him, like it used to do (hence, how I kept looking up in time to see the exchanges between the two of them)



So, it was a bit weird and confusing but I think I get the message:
He likes me. I like him. Someone needs to be a big brave boy/girl and say something about it.

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In other news, my version of The Sims 3 is a little buggy, keeps freezing me out of my PC, most of the time when I'm one person away from finishing a family or just about to save a completed house... I swear it's conspiring against me, the less I care the less it does it. So I just turn off my emotions while playing. Or at least I try to. ^^

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This Rogue's going solo.

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*contented five*

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*faints with joy*




There is nothing else to see here. Move along.

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And no, we didn't find it.

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Enjoy. ^^

]]> ~five-of-hearts http://five-of-hearts.deviantart.com/journal/24358542/ http://five-of-hearts.deviantart.com/journal/24358542/ Tue, 21 Apr 2009 11:00:14 PDT
Monday was ACE!!! ^^ I bought the t-shirt and the soundtrack and sang along to every song! It was incredible. I even dressed a bit like a Bohemian too! XD

PLUS! Get this! We're going to see it again on Thursday! Mum loved it enough and dad was moaning that we didn't offer him to go in the first place so mum booked us tickets!

Comedy. Musical genius. Great actors. Killer Costumes. What a Thursday it shall be. ^^

]]> ~five-of-hearts http://five-of-hearts.deviantart.com/journal/24284164/ http://five-of-hearts.deviantart.com/journal/24284164/ Fri, 17 Apr 2009 01:45:47 PDT very bad day yesterday.

First, I'd like you to bear in mind as you read that I have OCD, a Magpie Complex and a really fiery temper and quite possibly the worlds shortest fuse.

We are having our loft converted into a new room for my brother and his friends to use as his room (the box room) is far too small for a six foot tall teen and his friends (especially considering how much mess there is in there). So all this week we have had men in fixing up the loft (and scaring me with their loud banging over her head and hurting my poor sensitive ears DX ) So all of this loud banging has me jumpy and nervous (my heart jumps a mile at every loud bang) so my short fuse has been gradually shrinking...

So, anyway. Yesterday we had an electrician come in to put in fittings for a new light up there. It all went badly very fast. I was eating breakfast and watching the Easter Doctor Who on telly when he turns of the electrics without warning (in a house with three people in, all on computers/laptops) so I went out and asked if he could turn it back on for another hour. So he did. Aaaall better.

Or so I thought.

I finished off downstairs and went upstairs, laptop under my arm, only to find that my room was full of his things, boxes, wires and he had put his full coffee mug on my dresser (amidst my many breakable ornaments) And then I thought 'I should get dressed' so I bundled up my clothes and went to get dressed and calm down. There was more stuff in the bathroom, it was very cramped. I went back into my room, ready to lose myself to music and games... only to find the leccy was off again. That was okay, I just decided to do some artwork instead.

I got out my art supplies, set up on the largest flat surface in my room (the bed) and got started when he came back in, picked up my clean, ironed work shirt off the floor and put it on my bed and stomped all over my art materials covered bed with his filthy shoes (hence the reason for the CLEAN t-shirt that was on a pile of clean clothes ready to be put away) He pulled out my light fitting to fix the wires so I didn't say anything. Then he asked if there was anyone in the box room (behind the loft ladder) I told him there was, my brother. He muttered something about thinking that there wouldn't be anyone in the house and headed out.

When he came back in later I was, thankfully, done with my art work. He said that my mum had mentioned I needed new sockets (which I did, I had one) so he asked me where I wanted the new ones he had, I didn't know, so he got ratty and stormed out. Then I started doing some washing so I wasn't in my room, and then me and my dad were about to go shopping, so I went up to my room to get my shoes... only to find that he had moved half of my furniture, tipped out one of my jewelery boxes by placing it badly (this box had all of my earrings in and they were now all over my bed) I bit my tongue and left.

When we got back he had then tried and failed to put my furniture back. As they were leaving I started trying to put my room back in order. Now, bear in mind I have OCD and a Magpie Complex (I like shiny things to an extreme) so after all of this that had happened, when I couldn't find some of my shiny, yet tiny, decorations I got a little steamed (I also have my fathers temper) so I told my dad that I couldn't find them (I'd been moaning to him about the electricians moodiness and attitude all morning) and one of the workers thought I was accusing them of stealing.

All that had happened was these three tiny things had slid down the back of somewhere and I haven't found them yet. Anyway, everything got blew out of proportion as the story traveled from person to person... my mum had a huge go at me over the phone where I fought through my tears to explain what had happened. I was shouted and screamed at and she basically said 'If they screw up the job because of this it's all your fault'

So. I cried about five times over various conversation with my dad and my mum (over the phone) eventually it was all sorted out. But still... It was a very bad day.

[/ginormous rant]


The only problem is... the workers (but not the electrician) are still here today. And they hate me now.

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Actually. It *was* a bad morning.

It's my dad's birthday, whiskey and chocolate abound... and then his mum turns up at the door at *quarter to EIGHT* in the morning. Everybody (bar dad) is still in their jimjams with lovely bed hair. Me, dad and mum head down stairs to say 'hi', get breakfast and do general early morning things.

So I makes me some cornflakes, goes into the lounge, where she is, says 'hi' and then eats my breaky. I say something to mum because dad's trying not to curse the house down while almost breaking the freezer when closing it, but other than that I'm trying to eat my cornflakes before they go all horrid and soggy.

I go put some toast in while my parents talk quietly about how annoying it is that she's here. Then my granny argues with my dad, snipes about my 'appauling behaviour' and then storms out.

Leaving everyone rather confuzzled.

Not the best birthday morning ever. She won't even let me and the monkey spend the tenner she gave us each on choccy (she thinks we're all too *fat*)

]]> ~five-of-hearts http://five-of-hearts.deviantart.com/journal/24105422/ http://five-of-hearts.deviantart.com/journal/24105422/ Tue, 07 Apr 2009 03:30:42 PDT
*clears throat*


YAY! OMG! TWILIGHT!!!!!! YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY! WHO CARES IF IT'S A DAY LATE?! IT'S *AWESOME*!!!!!!! XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD


*clears throat again*


Annnnny-way.

Yay! Thank you Mister Postman! ^^

]]> ~five-of-hearts http://five-of-hearts.deviantart.com/journal/23912172/ http://five-of-hearts.deviantart.com/journal/23912172/ Fri, 27 Mar 2009 06:25:12 PDT
Trouble in paradise here at Happy Camp! Three of the key workers have been fired for poor conduct and their replacements have been pulled out of the baseline attenders. I myself, despite being a spy within their ranks, have been approached to fill in the breach that has been left behind. I understand that this in an honor but it might call my spy-like nature and head-through-wall anger techniques into light...


Translation:

Here at college all is not well. Three semi-main parts have been fired from the show for poor attendance and have been replaced by other minor characters. Including me (a major wallflower). This is great, I get more stage time and more lines but I'm a wallflower at college and I have anger issues generally. I'm afraid filling someone else's role and being told where to go and what to do might bring my anger issues into light and I might just end up putting someone's head through a wall like I always scare myself by thinking I might do...




In other news:


I've got a re-try audition at one of my minor Uni choices for Drama, which is good.

I nearly put four girls heads through windows at my last ever out-of-college drama sessions (but I resisted! XO)

My hand-drawn art input (being minimal at best) will definitely be in short supply until we are finished working on our loft as I cannot reach anything in my room, other than my bed, without a safety line. This means the Spanner Scanner is hidden from view, as are all my other art supplies...

]]> ~five-of-hearts http://five-of-hearts.deviantart.com/journal/23792125/ http://five-of-hearts.deviantart.com/journal/23792125/ Fri, 20 Mar 2009 06:35:31 PDT
To cut a very long story short: I had a minor breakdown on Wednesday which made me question a lot of things. I have fixed the points of my life where the excess stress (that caused the melt down) were coming from. This means that I now have Wednesday evenings free to work on college things, art and other stuff...

I am now trying to fix my anger/rage/depression moments by letting go of these feelings any way I can. (stomping, screaming, random drawing/writing)



Anyway... ignore me. Carry on with your lives while I try to pick up the pieces of mine (because no one else will) so that I can carry on with it.




EDIT: As if things weren't bad enough I just got rejected from my best (and last) Uni option... So now I'm screwed for the future.

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Until the knights arrive. And then all Hell breaks loose. The Giant returns and his creatures are forced to choose between safety with him or safety with the knights...

I play a snake-girl of sorts and I side with the knights.



It's been the most enjoyable and least exhaustive en-masse scene to work on, minus the masks we're using in rehearsals to get us open to the mad movement we need to put in to make it look believable and breathtaking.

]]> ~five-of-hearts http://five-of-hearts.deviantart.com/journal/23571807/ http://five-of-hearts.deviantart.com/journal/23571807/ Sat, 07 Mar 2009 09:51:39 PST
As you can... probably see. XD


Enjoy my manic curiosity all inspired by painting. I merely desired to smear paint on my face to see how long it took my family to realise this fact and question me about it. Then I wanted to take a new picture (to have a new short-haired profile picture for Facebook, honestly) and then it snowballed from there...

^^ Heaven help me if I ever get a real camera and somewhere better to snap photo's than in my parents room, in front of my brothers green screen.

]]> ~five-of-hearts http://five-of-hearts.deviantart.com/journal/23535388/ http://five-of-hearts.deviantart.com/journal/23535388/ Thu, 05 Mar 2009 05:18:39 PST
Currently in: A zombie state of mind.


On the subject of Zombies...

MIDDLE CLASS ZOMBIES!!1one!111!!! MIIIIIIIINDS!



That is all. ^^

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[EDIT] But apparently not as bad as Lexi's... Ouch.

]]> ~five-of-hearts http://five-of-hearts.deviantart.com/journal/23376643/ http://five-of-hearts.deviantart.com/journal/23376643/ Tue, 24 Feb 2009 06:51:40 PST

And a big thank you to all of you have favourited my two most recent deviations. I would like to reitterate that they were only some basic rhyming phrases that came to me on the train after reading a poetic play.

So thank you for liking them so much more than my other pieces... Says so much about my potential when I'm trying and when I'm not.


An extra special thank you to Lexi, John, Josh and Phil who are my real life friends for all your contributions to my page views. An extra thank you for Phil's image of The Fates you made for me. ^^ [link]

I'll try and get around to some art or something else in celebration of breaking my first milestone.

]]> ~five-of-hearts http://five-of-hearts.deviantart.com/journal/23319076/ http://five-of-hearts.deviantart.com/journal/23319076/ Sat, 21 Feb 2009 06:58:52 PST
-raises hand-

I nearly had a HEART ATTACK! That bastard just turned up out of no where, and then he effin' follows you back to the stinkin' grotto... before you have to fight him a FOURTH TIME!!!


I know, I am years late in getting started at these games but I only got my PS2 this past year, purely because I wanted the Kingdom Hearts games...

But anyway! I'll admit as a kid that shark scene scared me first time 'round but after that it was just something I was used to. Playing this level for the first time today my heart was on the CEILING! (forget my throat)

He's an ugly little bastard isn't he? It just scares me how he just turns up out of no where.

I'm seriously gonna freak out if I dream about that ugly bastard tonight... Curse you Square Enix! Curse you!!!

]]> ~five-of-hearts http://five-of-hearts.deviantart.com/journal/23282211/ http://five-of-hearts.deviantart.com/journal/23282211/ Thu, 19 Feb 2009 02:14:32 PST 2.Last Phone Call→ Mum
3. Last Text Message→ Mum
4. Last Song You Listened To→ We Will Rock You - We Will Rock You Cast
5. Last Time You Cried→ Can't remember

HAVE YOU EVER:
6. Dated Someone Twice → Sort of...
7. Been Cheated On? → Not that I know of
9. Lost Someone Special?→ No
10. Been Depressed?→ Yes
11. Been Drunk?→ No

LIST THREE FAVORITE COLORS:
12. Black
13. Silver
14. Neon/Toxic Green

THIS YEAR HAVE YOU:
15. Made New Friends → Yes, Ciaran
16. Fallen Out Of Love → No
17. Laughed Until You Cried → Yes, Lexi is a funny guy. ^^
18. Met Someone Who Changed You→ Maybe
19. Found Out Who Your True Friends Are → No
20. Found Out Someone Was Talking About You→ No
21. Kissed Anyone On Your Friends List→ No
22. How Many People On Your Friends List Do You Know In Real Life → All of them
23. How Many Kids Do You Want To Have→ Dunno
24. Do You Have Any Pets → Yes, a batty-ass dwarf cat called Maisie
25. Do You Want To Change Your Name→ ...I've thought about it in the past
26. What Did You Do For Your Last Birthday→ London! And I'll be doing the same this year! ^^
27. What Time Did You Wake Up Today → 7.30 ish
28. What Were You Doing At Midnight Last Night→ Sleeping
29. Name Something You Are Looking Forward To → Finding out how my Uni auditions went
30. Last Time You Saw Your Mother → Last night?
31. What Is One Thing You Wish You Could Change About Your Life → My high school years
32. What Are You Listening To Right Now → We Will Rock You songs
33. Have You Ever Talked To A Person Named Tom → Yes
34. What's Getting On Your Nerves Right Now? → Nothin' I'm content
36. Whats Your Real Name → Amy Victoria Willett (even though Phil would love to argue... post it here and you're DEAD!)
37. Relationship Status → Single but crushing
38. Zodiac Sign → Leo
39. Male Or Female→ Female
40. Primary School→ Queens Road Primary School
41. Secondary School → Cheadle Hulme High School (Formerly CHC)
42. College→ The Manchester College
43. Hair Color → Brunette with blond-ish streaks
44. Long Or Short → Pixie short (with a fringe)
45. Height → 5'7 and a bit, I call it 5'8
46. Do You Have A Crush On Someone? → Yes
47. What Do You Like About Yourself? → My eyes, they're pretty
48. Piercings → Three in each ear
49. Tattoos → No (I have sensitive skin) But I want an angel and a devil wing on my back (dunno if my skin you like it though)
50. Righty Or Lefty → Right

FIRSTS :
51. First Surgery → None
52. First Piercing - Ears, age seven
53. First Tattoo → None
54. First Best Friend → Alex or Adele, I can't remember which.
55. First Sport You Joined → ...I danced as a little girl, that count?
56. First Pet → Rabbit, Peggy
57. First Earliest Memory → In the car on the way to see my new baby brother (aged three and a bit)
58. First Concert → ...Not telling
59. First Crush → Alex S?
60. First Alcohol Drink → Bolls Blue

RIGHT NOW:
61. Eating → ...last nights popadoms ^^
62. Drinking → Nothing
63. I'm About To → Have a bath
64. Listening To → We Will Rock You
65. Waiting For → This to be over...

YOUR FUTURE :
66. Want Kids? → Yes
67. Want To Get Married?→ Yes, if the right person comes along
68. Careers In Mind? → Teacher/Actress

WHICH IS BETTER WITH THE OPPOSITE SEX?
69. Lips Or Eyes → Eyes
70. Hugs Or Kisses → Hugs, I know someone who gives really great hugs! ^^
71. Shorter Or Taller → Indifferent
72. Older or Younger → Older...
73. Romantic Or Spontaneous → Spontaneous
74. Nice Stomach Or Nice Arms → Nice arms makes for good hugging ^^
75. Tattoos Or Piercings → Ooooh, either!
76. Sensitive Or Loud → Both
77. Hook-up Or Relationship → Relationship
78. Trouble Maker Or Hesitant → Trouble Maker ^^

HAVE YOU EVER :
79. Kissed A Stranger → Yes
80. Drank Hard Liquor → No
81. Lost Glasses/Contacts → Not lost, just misplaced
82. Sex On First Date? → No
83. Broken Someone's Heart → Maybe
84. Had Your Own Heart Broken → Yes
85. Been Arrested? → No
86. Turned Someone Down → No
87. Cried When Someone Died → Yes
88. Liked A Friend That Is A Girl? → No

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
89. Yourself → Yes
90. Miracles → Yes
91. Love At First Sight → Yes
92. Heaven → Sort of...
93. Santa Claus → No
94. Kissing On The First Date? → If I have the guts then yes
95. Angels → Yes

ANSWER TRUTHF... ]]> ~five-of-hearts http://five-of-hearts.deviantart.com/journal/23271904/ http://five-of-hearts.deviantart.com/journal/23271904/ Wed, 18 Feb 2009 13:39:51 PST

Back a CHADS I landed a farily okay part in 'The Odyssey' Not Circe or Athene/a like I wanted. I am a Fate (yes, one of those three women who share one eye and one tooth between themselves) I basically ramble on about weird ass shit when I'm not kitting and mumbling "pearl one, knit one"

Fun, fun, fun. [/sarcasm]


Ni-night. ^^

]]> ~five-of-hearts http://five-of-hearts.deviantart.com/journal/23234104/ http://five-of-hearts.deviantart.com/journal/23234104/ Mon, 16 Feb 2009 11:51:49 PST
Sign number two says: Open Hours - Monday - CLOSED


Say whut?

(chinese restaurants, you gotta love em)

I got my own mini Haru! ^^ He's so cute! -huggles him-



Anyway... my second (and final) first audition for University will be on Wednesday.

Wish me luck? ^^

]]> ~five-of-hearts http://five-of-hearts.deviantart.com/journal/23215545/ http://five-of-hearts.deviantart.com/journal/23215545/ Sun, 15 Feb 2009 12:16:53 PST
Don't ask me, I don't know how it happened.



Anyway... All's well that ends well. We are still talking now.

I was gonna say some more about my day but I forgot it all.


I had some post-un-eventful-valentines ice cream. Ben and Jerry's Half Baked (which I affectionately re-dubbed 'Heart Break' for teh lolz) So that was fun... not.


WE WILL ROCK YOU IN APRIL!!! EeeeeEEeeEEeEeeEeEe!!!1!!!one1!11!! Student rate tickets for me and my mum and second row seats too! I can't wait!!!

]]> ~five-of-hearts http://five-of-hearts.deviantart.com/journal/23195413/ http://five-of-hearts.deviantart.com/journal/23195413/ Sat, 14 Feb 2009 12:19:49 PST
It went fine, wasn't as scary as I imagined... I kept thinking it'd be cold waiting rooms, bitchy girls, nerves and 'NEXT!'

But it wasn't, it was cool. We were split into groups and performed in front of each other instead of in front of a frigid looking expressionless panel. I wasn't a shaking wreck and I was allowed to perform my favourite monologue and NOT just stand there parroting my other choice just because it fell into the year gap they wanted.



So, I'm happy it's over and glad it went well.






(happy valentines day everyone)

]]> ~five-of-hearts http://five-of-hearts.deviantart.com/journal/23170276/ http://five-of-hearts.deviantart.com/journal/23170276/ Fri, 13 Feb 2009 08:25:18 PST
HELP!!! I'm not ready!!! X(

I dun wanna goooo... Dun make me go...

*clings to the wall*



*ahem*

In other news:

1. I have a giant poster of Edward Cullen over my bed! Eeee! Happiness. ^^

2. I went to see a freaky ass play last night. Misery, by Stephen King, the stage adaptation. That woman was sooooo.... frickin' NUTS! It was creepy. I had to close my eyes at one point (and not just because the strobe lighting gives me a headache).


3. I am so far ahead of schedule in Script Writing that all I need to do know is return my Assignment Brief and I'm done! Today we were supposed to submit our FIRST draft...

I submitted my first AND my THIRD! ^^

I feel so happy with myself right now.


Bonus #4. I got a free balloon and a pretty candle from college. I spent the last two hours at college grinning like a hyper active child... before giving the balloon to my neighbours little girl. ^^ I'm so nice!




I will be spending my Valentines Day at a University, auditioning.

Well, at least it's better than wallowing in my miserable single state... ^^

]]> ~five-of-hearts http://five-of-hearts.deviantart.com/journal/23139007/ http://five-of-hearts.deviantart.com/journal/23139007/ Wed, 11 Feb 2009 13:21:50 PST
Welcome to the worlds inside my head.


1. Do you create different worlds/series for your characters or do you put them all/most of them in the same time and place?

I have three categories for 'worlds' to place my characters in. There's a basic 'magical world' which is just our world with faeries flying around and the like. Then there is the 'First World/Other World' where there is a magical 'First' world and then the magic-less 'Other World'. Then there is the universe of 'The Seven Plains' which is: Earth, Heaven, Hell, Limbo, The Spirit Plain, The Ether and The Plain of the Gods. This is personally my favourite world...

2. Do you sit down and create random facts about these worlds that have nothing to do with the story line? (History, biology, zoology etc.)

Sometimes. I know the history of 'First World/Other World' and 'The Seven Plains'. I love creating random titbits about the Seven Plains. ^^

3. Do you have a plot line? If yes, do tell.

Not really, I have that many characters and stories in each world I couldn't even begin to start...

4. Do you give a name to your series?

No. They're just my little stories...

5. Is your series dramatic, romantic, mysterious, exciting or similar to your own life?

Ooooh. All of the above! ^^ Only, there's only a small amount of real life in there.

6. Have you got characters that live in "our" world?

Yes. Most of them do and if they don't they visit often. ^^

7. When you go to sleep, do you often let your thoughts slip into your worlds? How often does this happen?

Oh yes. Some great dreams have resulted too.

8. Do you share your world or your characters with anyone else?

...Sometimes.

9. Do you have friends that would rather not hear about this world of yours?

All most all of them. ^^

10. Is your world a place you go to when you're bored?

Yes. All the time.

11. Do you find yourself in this world more often than in the real world?

^^ Do I ever!

12. Have your relatives been worried about you because of your love for you world?

...Yes.

13. Do you bother to write down the stories you make before the idea runs away?

Only if it's really good. (though it never is afterwards) You should see my 'My Documents' it's CRAMMED! XD

14. Have you found or remembered stories you created years back and then laughed or cried because it was so childish?

...I've never found it too childish. I've just often been amazed at how I forgot it for so long.

15. Ever found yourself losing the grip of a film because you started thinking about your world in stead?

^^ Yes. And then I get ideas afterwards... which just feels like theft.

16. Have you ever paired up some of your own characters that are not canon just to make it "hot"?

No.

17. Do you have more homosexual, bisexual or heterosexual characters?

I have mostly heterosexual characters. Though I have at least: four homosexuals and two bisexuals. But that's just a rough guess.

18. Do you have more female or male characters?

Females dominate my list... I AM a girl, their mindset is therefore easier to grasp.

19. Do you have more human (normal people, mutants, centaurs, mermaids etc), animal (normal animals, anthros etc), vegetable (trees, tree people), mineral (rocks?), extra terrestrial or other characters?

Humanoids. Mostly magical, Vampires and Sorceresses are dominant races.

20. Name the characters that are most similar to your personality.

Jayden. You haven't met her yet but she's great. ^^ She has 'imaginary friends' (who are REAL)

21. Name the characters that are the least similar to your personality.

Ashana. Vicious cat girl. Hates the world. Loves shurikens.

22. Name the characters that look the most like you.

Crystal.

23. Name the characters that look the least like you.

Xen. She changes colour though, from neon to black. And the lucky bitch has 'tattoos' (more on this, later ^^)

24. Name a few characters that you have "deleted" from existence.

Not that I can remember...

25. Name your first character.

Robyn Marie West. Who has EVOLVED SO MUCH! I'm serious! She started off as a weedy little witch. Now she's a MUM with TWINS! ^^

26. Do you still write about/draw/think about him or her or it?

^^ Yes. But now I kinda like her daughter better...

27. Have you ever created your own species? Tell me about it.

I've made so many! Mostly demons... But I'm made this little wolf/human species who AREN'T WEREWOLVES or SHAPESHIF... ]]> ~five-of-hearts http://five-of-hearts.deviantart.com/journal/23052106/ http://five-of-hearts.deviantart.com/journal/23052106/ Sat, 07 Feb 2009 01:10:24 PST
ANGER
1. With whom did you last get angry?: The public transport service, they made me miss a great comedy show at college.
2. What is your weapon of choice?: My big ass guy-boots. ^^
3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex?: Yes. And I have done, several times.
4. How about of the same sex?: Heck yeah...
5. Who was the last person who got really angry at you?: My mum?
6. What is your pet peeve?: Smokers. Ugh...
7. Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily?: Sometimes, if the grudge is worth keeping.

SLOTH
1. What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you haven't done in a long time?: Wish upon a star...? I do everything I have to every day.
2. What is the latest you've ever woken up?: About six in the afternoon, thinking I'd missed a day after falling asleep in the afternoon while seriously ill.
3. Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't: ...Wouldn't you like to know. ^^
4. What is the last lame excuse you made?: "I can't... I have a website which I have to recruit for and reside over like God-on-high" ^^ My excuse for not staying at college for tutuorial. Glad I skipped it, what with the trains being as wacky as they were yesterday...
5. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through (one of the long ones)?: ...I might have done. How should I know?
6. When was the last time you got a good workout in?: ...Ugh. That big session that Monday with that Charlotte woman at college?
7. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today?: I didn't. My alarm wasn't set. And I woke up at about seven, sooo close to that dot.

GLUTTONY
1. What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice?: Starbucks Caramel Hot Chocolate... with a Caramel waffle thing. Mmmmmm! To die for! ^^
2. Meat eaters: white meat or dark meat?: White.
3. What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event?: That Halloween... I drank enough to make me quiet, if you can imagine that...
4. Have you ever used a professional diet company?: Nope.
5. Do you have an issue with your weight?: Nope. I'm starting to like my curves thank you.
6. Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods?: SWEETS! I have a very sweet tooth.
7. Have you ever looked at a small house pet or child and thought, LUNCH?: No...

LUST
1. How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies/family)?: One.
2. How many people have seen YOU naked (not counting physicians/family)?: -coughmorethanonecough-
3. Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a member of your gender of choice during a normal conversation?: ...Not telling. XP
4. Have you done it?: No.
5. What is your favourite body part on a person of your gender of choice?: Eyes.
6. Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute?: No...
7. Have you ever had to get tested for an STD or pregnancy?: No. Let's hope it stays like that.

GREED
1. How many credit cards do you own?: None.
2. What's your guilty pleasure store?: ...That cheap store in Manchester when I'm craving sweets. ^^
3. If you had $1 million, what would you do with it?: Pay for University on my own, get myself a decent laptop and camera, pay for the loft conversion and tell my dick of a grandad to get screwed... ^^
4. Would you rather be rich, or famous?: Famous. With GREAT bodyguards.
5. Would you accept a boring job if it meant you would make megabucks?: Maybe.
6. Have you ever stolen anything?: Probaby, yes.
7. How many MP3s are on your hard drive?: Slightly more than there are on my iPod. It's a shared laptop, so my mums are on here too, but we share some of our music taste so... yeh. ^^'

PRIDE
1. What one thing have you done that you're most proud of?: I got an offer for Arden (I still have to audition, but it counts, I swear!)
2. What one thing have you done that your parents are most proud of?: ...Dunno.
3. What thing would you like to accomplish in your life?: I'd like to perform in the West End...
4. Do you get annoyed by coming in second place?: Sometimes.
5. Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors?: Maybe, at Primary School. Sports Day: skipping races. ^^
6. Have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score?: No.
7. What did you do today that you're proud of?: I ate breakfast... I dunno. It's only eight thirty.

ENVY
1. What item (or person) of your friends would you most want to have for your own?: A guitar, and the skills necessary to play said instrument.
2. Who would you want to go on Trading Spaces with?: No one.
3. If you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be?: I like being me.
4. Have you ever bee... ]]> ~five-of-hearts http://five-of-hearts.deviantart.com/journal/23032667/ http://five-of-hearts.deviantart.com/journal/23032667/ Fri, 06 Feb 2009 01:27:54 PST

Yeah. I have weird dreams.


So I had some 'great power' and I was bouncing around a city center (not flying, but almost. It felt great!) but something weird was happening/following me. I couldn't place what it was. The dream kept shifting in place, at one point I was leaving my room when I saw the black snake head (ugh...) and then I was outside my friends house begging him and one of his brothers to let me in because I was being followed.

...Loads of other weird things happened that I can't remember/describe.

But the dream ended with me and some other "powerful" person being cornered by the three Carionites (who looked infinitely more powerful and dangerous) and a few other strange creatures. One creature kept speaking a strange language and then translating himself. He was saying "Ry-something (I can't remember what exactly he said)" which meant "I want one. Please"

The other "powerful" man thought he wanted his 'talisman' (it was more of a badge than a talisman) but he didn't. He kept pointing at me. He took off this hexagonal disc from the front of his robes and I gave him this stringy thing which he put in it's place. It molded into the shape of his disc and then all of the others (including his freaky ass crone) seemed to get their own (I reckon it was like the representation of my "power") This was bad news...


Then I woke up.



Let this be a lesson to me: Never eat Chinese before bed.

]]> ~five-of-hearts http://five-of-hearts.deviantart.com/journal/22957985/ http://five-of-hearts.deviantart.com/journal/22957985/ Mon, 02 Feb 2009 05:52:55 PST
Now that I got all that nasty feeling off my chest (after kicking someone and attacking a wall with a broom) I feel much better.

I don't know why I put this up on DA as the perpatrator of the offence would never see it... Oh well. Never mind.

[/allbetternow]

]]> ~five-of-hearts http://five-of-hearts.deviantart.com/journal/22877320/ http://five-of-hearts.deviantart.com/journal/22877320/ Thu, 29 Jan 2009 00:09:13 PST [ ] I am shorter than 5'4.
[x] I think I'm ugly sometimes.
[x] I have many scars.
[ ] I tan easily. (THANK GOD!)
[x] I wish my hair was a different color.
[ ] I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.
[ ] I have a tattoo.
[x] I am self-conscious about my appearance.
[ ] I have/I've had braces.
[x] I wear glasses.
[x] I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free. (All my friends should know where...)
[x] I've been told I'm attractive by a complete stranger. (Possibly... if a bus driver honking me when I wore a skirt counts...)
[x] I have more than 2 piercing.
[ ] I have piercing in places besides my ears.
[x] I have freckles. (Faintly)

Family/Home Life
[x] I've sworn at my parents.
[ ] I've run away from home. (I’ve threatened to, though)
[ ] I've been kicked out of the house.
[x] My biological parents are together.
[ ] I have a sibling less than one year old.
[x] I want to have kids someday.
[ ] I've had children.
[ ] I've lost a child.

School/Work
[x] I'm in school.
[x] I have a job.
[x] I've fallen asleep at work/school.
[ ] I almost always do my homework.
[ ] I've missed a week or more of school.
[ ] I've been on the Honor Roll within the last 2 years.
[ ] I failed more than 1 class last year.
[ ] I've stolen something from my job. (I’ve considered it...)
[ ] I've been fired.

Embarrassment
[x] I've slipped out an "lol" in a spoken conversation.
[ ] Disney movies still make me cry.
[ ] I've peed from laughing.
[x] I've snorted while laughing.
[x] I've laughed so hard I've cried.
[x] I've glued my hand to something. (Yeah, my other hand. PVA glue, Primary school. You'd cover your hands in glue for the pure joy of peeling it off afterwards. ^^ Good times)
[ ] I've had my pants rip in public.

Health
[ ] I was born with a disease/impairment.
[ ] I've gotten stitches/staples.
[ ] I've broken a bone.
[ ] I've had my tonsils removed.
[ ] I've sat in a doctor’s office/emergency room with a friend.
[ ] I've had my wisdom teeth removed.
[ ] I had a serious surgery.
[x] I've had chicken pox.

Traveling
[ ] I've driven over 200 miles in one day.
[x] I've been on a plane.
[ ] I've been to Canada.
[ ] I've been to Mexico.
[ ] I've been to Niagara Falls.
[ ] I've been to Japan.
[ ] I've celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans.
[x] I've been to Europe.
[ ] I've been to Africa.

Experiences
[ ] I've gotten lost in my city.
[ ] I've seen a shooting star.
[ ] I've wished on a shooting star
[ ] I've seen a meteor shower.
[ ] I've gone out in public in my pajamas.
[ ] I've pushed all the buttons on an elevator.
[x] I've kicked a guy where it hurts. (More. Than. Once. ^^)
[ ] I've been to a casino.
[ ] I've been skydiving.
[ ] I've gone skinny dipping. (Are you MAD?! I’d freeze!)
[x] I've played spin the bottle.
[ ] I've drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour.
[ ] I've crashed a car.
[ ] I've been Skiing.
[x] I've been in a play. (Oh, more than one! ^^)
[ ] I've met someone in person from myspace.
[x] I've caught a snowflake on my tongue.
[ ] I've seen the Northern lights.
[x] I've sat on a roof top at night. (stood actually, same difference)
[ ] I've played chicken.
[ ] I've played a prank on someone.
[x] I've ridden in a taxi.
[x] I've seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
[ ] I've eaten sushi.
[ ] I've been snowboarding.

Relationships
[x] I'm single.
[ ] I'm in a relationship.
[ ] I'm engaged.
[ ] I'm married.
[ ] I've gone on a blind date.
[x] I've been the dumpee more than the dumper. (two out of three... not a bad record)
[x] I miss someone right now.
[ ] I have a fear of abandonment.
[ ] I've gotten divorced.
[x] I've had feelings for someone who didn't have them back.
[x] I've told someone I loved them when I didn't.
[x] I've told someone I didn't love them when I did.
[x] I've kept something from a past relationship. (my tigers/other cuddlies)

Sexuality
[ ] I've had a crush on someone of the same sex.
[ ] I've had a crush on a teacher.
[x] I am a cuddler.
[x] I've been kissed in the rain.
[x] I've hugged a stranger. (complicated...)
[x] I have kissed a stranger (sort of... it's VERY complicated)

Honesty/Crime
[x] I've done something I promised someone else I wouldn't.
[x] I've done something I promised myself I wouldn't.
[ ] I've snuck out of my house.
[x] I have lied to my parents about where I am. (Grandparent actually, when I got my thirds in my ear... ]]> ~five-of-hearts http://five-of-hearts.deviantart.com/journal/22877196/ http://five-of-hearts.deviantart.com/journal/22877196/ Wed, 28 Jan 2009 23:52:48 PST Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answers to the following questions.
Post the first definition it gives you.
Tag 3 people.


1.) Your name? (Amy)

To take, hold, or steal your heart. a person who is a soulmate. A good lover.

she pulled an amy on my heart. (she stole or holds my heart)
my heart was amyied. (my heart was stolen)
watch out she will amy you. (she will steal your heart)
you have yourself an amy. (you have yourself a soulmate)

(That's actually kinda cool! ^^)


2.) Your age? (17)

The right age to start having sex, according to Chef on South Park
Chef: "The right time to start having sex is 17."
Sheila: "So you mean 17 as long as you're in love?"
Chef: "Nope, just 17."
Gerald: "But what if you're not ready at 17?"
Chef: "17, you're ready."

(...O-kay.)


3.) One of your friends? (Alex)

A universally well-recognized unisexual name.

Often derived used as a shortened name for names like (but not limited to): Alexandra, Alexander, Alexandria, Alexa, Alexandra the Queen, Alexander the Great, AlexAlexAlex.

"Hi! My name is Alexander the Great, but you can call me Alex"

(^^ Yup, Lexi, you're universal.)


4.) What should you be doing? (Sleep)

You have been awake for 18 hours and are now viewing this useless definition of sleep. You are very tired and your brain is not functioning at its normal capacity. The bags under your eyes are starting to weigh you down. It's 1:30am and you have to get up at 6:30am for work. Another coffee wont help you now...

Turn off your computer and get some sleep you net junky!!

(^^ That's good.)


5.) Favorite color? (Toxic (green))

Something or someone that is attractive and makes you addicted to it or him/her

With a taste of your lips I'm on a ride, you're toxic I'm slippin' under. With the taste of a poison paradise, I'm addicted to you, don't you know that you're toxic? - Britney Spears

(And I get stuck with a Britney song... Only because 'toxic green' has yet to be defined.)


6.) Birthplace? (Stockport)

Large town in the south-east region of the Republic of Mancunia. Came 12th in the 50 crappest towns in the Britain book a couple of years ago. Has a larger amount of Man City season ticket holders than any other part of Mancunia (see "Man City"). Has a large scally population and a Sainsbury's which has the largest vending machine in Europe.

"Stockport, give us a song!"

(^^ Oh well...)


7.) Month of your birth? (July)

A month when mostly the hottest girls are born

That girls so hot she must be born in July

(^^ I wish!)

8.) Last person you talked to? (Mum)

A word Americans don't know how to spell

Also townies use the phrase 'your mum' as an insult
me: fuck off
Townie: your mum

(...Yeh.)

9.) One of your nicknames? (Crystal - I don't have any others, okay?)

A freaky, wild, spontaneous, and party girl with a love for life...and sex

At the club I met a crystal

(...I wanna new nickname!)



I tag... whoever feels like doing this.

Soon to be followed by the ticky box meme. Couldn't be bothered to cram them in together...

]]> ~five-of-hearts http://five-of-hearts.deviantart.com/journal/22761271/ http://five-of-hearts.deviantart.com/journal/22761271/ Fri, 23 Jan 2009 14:07:57 PST
Meaningless, meaningless poetry.

Well, it's not all meaningless but it means very little to anyone else but me. I was feeling a lot and some of it just spilled out of my head and onto the computer and I felt compelled to share.

^^ Enjoy.

]]> ~five-of-hearts http://five-of-hearts.deviantart.com/journal/22594674/ http://five-of-hearts.deviantart.com/journal/22594674/ Thu, 15 Jan 2009 11:52:47 PST
I am so jazzed! I am ceiling bound! I'm so excited I danced a merry merry jig in the kitchen!

I'VE GOT AN AUDITION FOR A UNI PLACE AT ARDEN!!! EEEEeeeeeeEEEeeEeEeEeEeeeEeeEeEEEeeeee!!! ^^

Yay!

-clears throat-

Hehe. Nothing to see here, move along...

]]> ~five-of-hearts http://five-of-hearts.deviantart.com/journal/22390686/ http://five-of-hearts.deviantart.com/journal/22390686/ Sun, 04 Jan 2009 09:53:46 PST
I did have another greater Wicked-lyric-related joke... But me being me I forgot about it completely. I should have written it down, there was plenty of paper in our room.

I'm not going to bore you with every detail of my trip to London, because it consited mainly of walking and foot-ache. But there were three high notes: The Doctor Who Exhibition (pictures gallore) The Announcement of the century (yes, I like him... my mum isn't allowed to any more, it'd probably be considered cradle-snatching ^^) and WICKED!!!

I bought a Tardis key from the exhibition (well, my mum bought it, but it's MINE!) which I didn't wear until the announcement. I refused to wear it that day if I dissaproved, I put it on, obviously.

Wicked was incredible! I was singing along (quietly, of course) and laughing at all of the jokes. There was a minor technical hiccup in the first act which delayed the performance a little but it wasn't too bad. I've got a cute new t-shirt to show that I was there which I'll be wearing on Tuesday.

Other than that there's nothing much to tell, other than how slave-like the hotel staff were towards us (my mum complained last time, our room and full english breakfast was free of charge ^^)


It's good to be home though. -hugs laptop-

]]> ~five-of-hearts http://five-of-hearts.deviantart.com/journal/22350184/ http://five-of-hearts.deviantart.com/journal/22350184/ Fri, 02 Jan 2009 09:14:47 PST 's Wish List competition. I filled out my wish list and sent it off post-haste.

All I asked for for Christmas was to be a Vampire. And would you know it? It came true! My wish was granted! Look: [link] :joy:

You can see my submission in my gallery, so I feel no real need to force you to read it. If you want to read it's over off in that direction, you take two rights, three lefts and then go straight on until you reach it. Enjoy! ^^


And... that's about it.


NO! WAIT!!! I'm going to London tomorrow! To see Wicked in the West End! I can't wait! But I will be away from my laptop until, well... Sunday.

So, bye! -disapears in a puff of smoke-

]]> ~five-of-hearts http://five-of-hearts.deviantart.com/journal/22320779/ http://five-of-hearts.deviantart.com/journal/22320779/ Thu, 01 Jan 2009 00:07:33 PST
I hope this year lives up to your expectations, and that you all try and keep your resolutions. I'm sure I'll at least try to keep mine going longer than a week...

I'll quite possibly dissapear this weekend as I am off (to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of oz... ^^) to see WICKED in London. I can't wait!!!


Five, out.

]]> ~five-of-hearts http://five-of-hearts.deviantart.com/journal/22256668/ http://five-of-hearts.deviantart.com/journal/22256668/ Mon, 29 Dec 2008 08:32:25 PST
As you may or may not have noticed I've started drawing again. I've always hated my lack of style while drawing (I can't draw faces, hands, feet, shoes... men) So I started working on sketching yesterday.

I wanted to draw three of my newer characters (Siana, Dizzy and Kendra) I planned on drawing them together but they refused to cooperate with that wish so I drew them all seperately, and started working on new poses I'd never tried before that fit their personalities. Then I started drawing their brothers (Emile and Matheus)

And it snowballed from there. Christa and her friends demanded to be drawn, so I obliged. Then everyone else started piping up...

So I'm working on sketching a few more characters so I'll post them up once they're done and introduce you all to a few more members of the mad house. See if you can notice a trend developing (like the number of Vampires I've got roaming around up here ^^)

]]> ~five-of-hearts http://five-of-hearts.deviantart.com/journal/22202303/ http://five-of-hearts.deviantart.com/journal/22202303/ Fri, 26 Dec 2008 00:33:37 PST
I got some pretty decent presents (and two really cute tops that don't fit -sad-) But then me and my mum drove for an hour and a bit to Wales to pick up my grandparents (her parents), then we drove back... just to have a massively expensive 'Family Christmas Present Dinner' (instead of getting crap presents we don't want/need -coughtowelslastyearcough-) from my dad's mum which sucked to the highest degree.

After that perilously long meal we went home, showed off our presents to my mums parents and then watched the glorious Doctor Who Christmas Special (and realised how my Christmas outift was kinda like Mercy's ^^) Then we drove my grandparents home again... and then came back. It was nearly ten and after last night's great night's sleep I headed straight upstairs and zonked out.

What a great Christmas was had by all (enchanting family dinner not-withstanding)


P.S. I might consider posting up the pictures of me in my Christmas clothes... Maybe.

]]> ~five-of-hearts http://five-of-hearts.deviantart.com/journal/22173686/ http://five-of-hearts.deviantart.com/journal/22173686/ Wed, 24 Dec 2008 18:32:47 PST
Annnnyway: Merry Christmas folks! It's two-twenty six as I'm typing and I've been 'up' since some time around twelve after about two hours sleep. No, I am not excited so much about the few presents I have downstairs, that's not why I can't sleep...

I'm hungry. My stoumach is growling and it feels like if I don't eat I'll spew... not the best way to start Christmas day, huh? So, I've been tossing and turning since twelve, I've tried reading two books, listened to music, counted sheep and now I'm on here because I gave up with the battle for Christmas sleep. Besides all I'm doing today is going out for dinner with my dad's mum (and I don't like her, so being half-asleep doesn't matter for me, I still know how to eat)

I'm torn between sneaking downstairs, grabbing a bowl of cereal and trying for sleep again (and risk waking my mum up, coz she's such a light sleeper) or staying up 'till six/half six when my monkey of a brother will wake up so we can chat...

Happy Christmas everyone, I hope yours starts off better than mine.

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