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"Sasuke vs Danzou" or "In case I didn't mention it, Sasuke is Evil and Naruto is a fragile waif"

- Lots and lots of Narutos.
- Lots and lots of blue.
- Madara picks the best spot to watch the fight. Awesome view and free nachos.
- More blue and Sasuke is waiting for his security blanket to dry.
- DANZOU'S SHARINGARM IS WATCHING YOU.
- Karin: Yuck D:
- Sasuke wants to know what's the deal with that arm.
- Danzou: Well, it's a long story. Once upon a time there was this Uchiha massac...
- Sasuke: >( Who cares, you are still in my hit list.
- Sasuke is full of questions today.
- Sasuke: Before I kill you... did you order my brother to kill my clan?
- Danzou answers questions with his fist.
- I wonder what Sasuke would have done if Danzou had said "no, it was the butler".
- Sasuke uses Skeletors Susanito to block Danzou's attack.
- Susanito gives Danzou a hand. Literally.
- Tobidara: Oooh, so that's Sasuke's version. I'll give it a B+.
- Everybody knows about Susanoo too. Ok, that does it. Madara must have created the Uchihawiki and every ninja has read it.
MEANWHILE IN FORKS SOMEWHERE IN SNOW COUNTRY
- Naruto wangsts
- Yamato: Ok, let's ignore the Kyuubi vessel who is about to suffer a major Heroic BSOD and let's focus on the important stuff. What are we eating tonight?
- Kakashi: I'm gonna give Sakura The Talk.
- Sai will make sure Sakura doesn't get to Sasuke.
- Sakura has been a bad girl and Kakashi will have to spank her 8D
- Kakashi tells Yamato to take Naruto back home and that Sakura is marching to her death. So he´ll have to be A Hero and save her.
- Kakashi uses his Ninja dogs like we use Email.
- Sai is Google Earth.
- To make up for the lack of flashbacks last chapter, Naruto has 3 pages of them.
- Basically Sasuke is Evil, everybody wants to kill him, you sucks, give up RESISTANCE IS FUTILE.
- Naruto hyperventilates and... faints.
- No, seriously.
MEANWHILE SASUKE IS ABOUT TO CHOKE A BITCH
- Sasuke's evil face is evil.
- Sasuke: I ASKED A QUESTION, MOTHERFUCKER.
- Sasuke likes to squish his toys.
- Sasuke: ANSWER ME
- Danzou: *dramatically coughs blood* I didn't think Itachi was that kind of man...
- Sasuke: ...
- Danzou tells Sasuke that his brother loved him lots.
- We get Sasuke flashbacks too.
- Ah Itachi, you were so hot. Why did you have to die?
- Sasuke: So... Madara wasn´t lying?
- Tobidara: *giggles*
- I want a Susanoo for Xmas.
- Tobidara: FINISH HIM!
- Kishimoto, stop making Karin suck. Thank you.
- Danzou gives a speech. But then he badmouths Itachi. Uh oh.
- Sasuke is the only one that can insult his brother.
- HAVE SOME DANZOUSAUCE.
- Sasuke looks Evil. EVIL.
- Danzou: SURPRISE BUTTSEX
- Karin: O NOES D:
- Sasuke: OMGWTFBBQ

So, yeah...

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My finals end this weekend, so I will finally have time to finish your commissions. Sorry for the delay and thank you so much for your patience @___@

That said...

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"Madara's True Power" or "MechaDanzou vs Tobi the Friendly Ghost"

- Why has Tobidara confronted Danzou? For the lulz, of course.
- DANZOU IS A MECHA.
- Tobidara: You are ready to turn into a Gundam?
- Danzou: We don't know what Madara can do, so let's be careful.
- TEAMWORK, BABY.
- KILLING KUNAIS OF DOOM
- Fu looks kinda sexy.
- Tobidara: KTHXBAI 8D
- Tobidara = Casper
- Fuu can't track Tobidara's chakra
- Tobidara: HELLO THAR.
- Fuu tries to cut Tobidara's head and that works as well as you'd expect it to work against a guy who can phase through objects.
- Kunais are objects too, Torune.
- I love Tobidara's style. 8D
- Tobidara: Haters are gonna hate.
- Fu is a Yamanaka. Why don't you let Ino be awesome like this, Kishi?
- You gotta strike when he attacks.
- Tobidara is proud of you, guys.
- I'm also pretty sure Tobidara is not deaf, guys.
- Torune is gonna remove the gloves....! With his teeth. >D
- OMG MOAR TEAMWORK 8D
- But Tobidara is not old for nothing and manages to fool them.
- Ok, Torune's touch is not good for your skin.
- Yuck.
- Tobidara: A chakra injection that destroys your cells? That's gotta hurt like a bitch 8D
- Torune: Sorry about that, I'll let them out.
- Tobidara: Oh wait, not chakra... NANOBUGS. 8D
- OMGZ TORUNE IS AN ABURAME. THAT MAKES HIM 10 TIMES MORE AWESOME.
- Why don't you let Shino do things like this, Kishi?
- Tobidara: So you are the son of the legendary Aburame Shikuro. And now you are working for Root. Your papa must be rolling in his grave.
- You gotta be super awesome if you are Legendary among the Aburame.
- Tobidara thinks Danzou is a great collector.
- Torune strips! OH YEAH, BABY. NOW WE ARE TALKING 8D
- If Shino fights again, I demand he strips. Slowly.
- Torune can poison you with every part of his body. Ponder that for a second.
- Tobidara: Surprise Buttsex! 8D
- And then Tobidara flushes Torune.
- Tobidara: Ooow, he contaminated my arm. Oh, well... *get rids of arm*
- ILU Tobidara.
- Tobidara: Here, lemme give you a hand.
- Fu: No, thank you.
- And then Tobidara flushes Fu.
WE INTERRUPT THIS FIGHT FOR MORE BROMANCE
- Naruto: No Touchy.
- Gaara: ;_____;
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- Temari: Ok.... this is awkward. We already delivered the message, let's go. We'll go back to Sand and we recognize Sexy Kakashi as the Hokage.
- Kakashi: Okies.
- Aaaaw, Gaara considers Naruto a friend and he wouldn't mind some benefits <3
- Gaara: Think about that and think about what you can do for Sasuke.
- Naruto looks weird.
- Sand has left the building...yard...whatever.
- Yamato wants to console Naruto.
- Kakashi: This is something he must do on his own.
- I still want to hug Naruto.
MEANWHILE IN TETRISLAND
- O HAI SASUKE and Karin LONG TIME NO SEE.
- Tobidara: Am I interrupting something?
- Sasuke: She was going to molest me D:
- Tobidara: Oh, just the usual, then.
- Sasuke: >( Let us out of here.
- Tobidara: Relaaaaaaaaax I have an early Xmas present for you.
- Danzou: WTF
- Tobidara unflushes himself, Sasuke and Karin.
- Karin looks sexy.
- Sasuke looks pissed.
- Danzou: O CRAP.
- ACTIVATE SHARINHAX
- Tobidara: Girl.
- Karin: What?
- Tobidara: Get out of here or you are toasted. Also, make me a sammich.
- Karin: -_-
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That was fast o_o

"Prepared to act as Hokage!" or "Sai is King Troll of the Naruverse, Sexy Sand Siblings are sexy and Battle of the Baddies begins!"

Where was I? Oh yeah...

- Sai exposes Sakura's true feelings because this suddenly became a shoujo.
- Kakashi knew something was up.
- Yamato wants to know more.
- Sai: Sakura didn't come here to confess. She was going to tell you about the decision the rookies made about electing Shino as the Hottest Pimp that ever pimped.
- Naruto: I knew it!
- Sai: After reading all these harlequinn novels and watching Grey's Anatomy I can understand what she did.
- Naruto wants to know The Truth.
- Sai: Your friends have decided to kill Sasuke.
- Naruto: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THEM AND WHAT ARMY? HAHAHAHAHH...wait, are you serious? o_o
- Naruto is not happy about this.
- Kakashi and Yamato are too shocked to laugh.
- Naruto: *shakes Sai* but Sakura loves Sasuke almost as much as I do!
- Sai tells Naruto that Sasuke is being a dick and needs to be dealt with. Sakura knows this. Sakura was going to tell him this but Kishimoto needed drama, so she didn't.
- Cute and hurt Naruto demands to know why she didn't tell him the truth.
- Kakashi: Your mancrush is so big she knew you wouldn't be happy about it.
- Naruto: Butbutbutbut
- Sai tells Naruto that giving a fake confession was the only way she could think of making him forget the Promise.
- As if that's gonna work. Sakura should know better.
- Sakura's heart is in the right place.
- Sai: Sakura told us not to say anything and that she will deal with it.
- Yamato: She should have know that it wasn't going to work. D:
- Yamato wants to know what Sakura plans to do.
- Sai: Weeeeeell, if I had to guess.....
- Kakashi: She is gonna try to kill Sasuke herself.
- Sai: ...eh, yes. Let's go with that.
- Everybody: LOL
- Yamato: OMG RLY?
- Sai: Probably.
- FLASHBACKSSSSSSSS
- Sai wanted to help Sakura with the burden. Because he is part of Team 7 now.
- Sai has a Fake!Smile detector since Sakura punched his face in.
- Naruto is in denial.
- Naruto: But Sakura loves him. D:
- Sai: It's because she loves him that she wants to kill him. She feels super guilty so she wants to be the one that cuts his pretty head off. And since Kishimoto has been trolling Sasuke, she wants to kill him before he starts dancing La Macarena in a Tutu.
- Moar Flashbacks. SS flashbacks. Sakura looks happy. Sasuke looks like something is up his ass. Ah, good old times.
- Raise your hand if you want to hug Naruto.
- Sai tells Naruto that Sakura is willing to let him hate her.
- Ok, this is really turning into shoujo.
- Sai: Sakura feels really really really guilty. Really.
- Naruto: Why are you telling me this?
- Moar flashbacks.
- Sai: Uh... I may have guilt tripped her and made her feel like crap. 8D Now I'm going behind her back to tell you this because I'm part of Team 7 and... let's be real, I'm having fun with this.
- Naruto: Aha.
- Kakashi: Oh great. Now what am I going to do with a depressed Naruto? My team is officialy Team Wangst.
- Naruto has a Team 7 flashback... then the picture breaks.
- This actually broke my heart
- Naruto has a headache.
- And just when we thought this chapter was going to be 100% pairing dramallama....
- SEXY SAND SIBLINGS TO THE RESCUE.
- Nice ass, Gaara.
- Nice legs, Temari.
- Nice eh... make up, Kankurou? Though you do look kinda sexy with that look.
- Yes, sexy siblings are sexy.
- Temari: We are here to bring some news. A lot happened in the Kagecon.
- Temari, that's an understatement.
MEANWHILE SOMWHERE ELSE
- Flyyyyying kunaaaaaaaaaai
- Tobidara: Hello, Danzou. It's been quite some time. I haven't seen you since the last Big Bad Class of 1975 reunion 8D I remember you ended up totally wasted and in a dress.
- Danzou: ...I hate you.
BACK TO NARUTO AND HIS FANGIRLS
- Yamato: Talk about a long meeting. Thank God Kishimoto skipped the long explanation.
- Kakashi: I never wanted to be Hokage... but if you insi... ]]> *gabzillaz http://gabzillaz.deviantart.com/journal/28594846/ http://gabzillaz.deviantart.com/journal/28594846/ Thu, 26 Nov 2009 16:46:32 PST Chapter 473

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"Brother" or "Kisame loses his head and Sai is back to troll your pairings"

- Will the Hachibi also fall prey to the Akatsuki or is Killerbee going to troll them again?
- Kisame: IM GONNA CUT YA.
- Killerbee: Ooooh, I found my contacts 8D
- Sabu-chan to the rescueeeee
- Killerbee is not gonna die on his knees...!
- Kisame:
- PENCIL NO JUTSU
- Kisame: Not again! D:
- Killerbee: Damn, I missed.
- Kisame is impressed with Killerbee being a sneaky bastard.
- Killerbee is impressed with Kisame's beauty.
- Samehada can't get enough of Killerbee.
- RESISTANCE IS FUTILE.
- Suddenly, out of nowhere... SHURIKEN.
- Wait, ninja tools? In my Naruto?
- Raikage: It seems we got here just in time. What does that make us?
- Shii: BIG DAMN HEROES, SIR.
- Raikage: Ain't we just?
- Shii: Sorry we are late, Bee.
- Kisame: How did you track us down?
- Shii: ... the giant ball of water mixed with Hachibi's chakra?
- Darui: Noob.
- Killerbee: You are soooo screwed 8D
- Ok, Samehada has a big BIG crush on Killerbee. Can't blame her. Look at those arms.
- Kisame: Bitch >(
- Killerbee-Raikage combo is double WIN.
- Now Kisame prepares to use his ultimate techn...
- Awesome Brothers: DOUBLE LARIAT
- Kisame: OH SHIT.
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- DID THEY JUST CUT KISAME'S HEAD?
- O_______________o
- KISAME NOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUU
- This makes Hidan's death look good in comparison.
- Sabu-chan: Bee I'm here to rescue yo... oh shit, is that a head?
- Raikage: BITCH, DO YOU KNOW HOW WORRIED I WAS? >(
- Killerbee: D:
- Raikage only needs one hand to spank you.
MEANWHILE IN SNOW COUNTRY.
- Stormtroopers are looking for Juugo and Suigetsu, who may be dead.
- But Kumo's sensor watched Star Wars and he totally sees what you did there.
- Suigetsu: Damn, they didn't buy it.
- Juugo: I told you so.
- Suigetsu and Juugo look kinda hot. 8D
MEANWHILE SOMEWHERE ELSE IN SNOW COUNTRY
- Shoutakage was able to save Ao.
- Chou-chan is a sensor too?
- Ao: Sorry. Can you untie me now, please?
- Shoutakage: Sure I can. ^___^
- Chou-chan notices something is off...
- Real!Ao panics...
- HAI THERE KARIN 8D
- The sensors, they are everywhere.
- And Shoutakage is not fooled.
- Fake!Ao: Bitch.
- Shotakage proves she is all kinds of awesome and pimpslaps Ao into submission... with a sword.
- God, this woman is hot.
- LOL Danzou, you can't get a break.
BACK TO NARUTO
- Naruto: Sai?
- Kakashi: My spider senses indicate he is a bushin.
- Sai: I'm here to tell you what Sakura couldn't.
- Naruto: Are you going to confess too? D:
- Sai is in your mangas, trolling your pairings.

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First of all, I want to pimp this anime/manga:



Because it's awesome.

Kimi ni Todoke is a shoujo anime/manga. It's very sweet and funny. And the protagonist is adorable. <3

Chapter 472

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"A Deadly Battle in an Underwater Prison" or "Fickle Sword has to decide between two Wet Shirtless men"

- Kisame-Samehada fish combo. Now with free french fries.
- Sabuchan: He fused with his sword? WTF
- Killerbee: ...he is a swordfish! 8D
- Sabuchan: ...
- Kisame: IT'S RAEP TIME!
- The tanuki is drowning.
- Defender of Weird looking guys and giant Tanukis that are about to drown! Killerbee to the rescue!
- Killerbee transforms into Killerchibi. He looks kinda... cute.
- Killerbee: Are we there yet?
- Kisame: You can't escape my bubble. 8D
- Holy moving water bubbles, Batman!
- I want to edit the pic of the Jurassic Park movie where the T-Rex is about to eat the heroes and they can see it in the mirror. Just replace the T-Rex with Kisame.
- Killerbee thinks this is a good time to rap.
- Hachibi obviously disagrees.
- Hachibi: He is using a mobile bubble!
- Trying to outrun the mobilebubble is futile.
- Killerbee asks for advice. Hachibi tells him to drop Sabuchan and Ponta because Kisame is in the mood for some Octopus sauce.
- Killerchibi drops the damsels in distress.
- Kisame:
- Killerbee: HERE HERE SHARKIE, LOOK AT THIS HOT PIECE OF TENTACLE.
- Kisame: You know what? I changed my mind. I always wanted to know how tanuki tastes like.
- Killerbee: NOOOOOOES
- Killerbee: LOL sucker.
- Manly Hug!
- So Kisame thinks he managed to capture Killerchibi, but...
- Kisame: You know, when I said "sucker" I didn't mean it like that.
- And then Killerbee starts sucking Kisame's... chakra.
- Killerbee: You sucked me my chakra, I just want to return the favour.
- Sabuchan and the tanuki are out of the bubble!
- Killerbee wants some sushi... but he forgot he needs to breathe.
- Kisame: Samehada is really happy 8D
- Samehada: Delicious chakra is delicious.
- I love how Hachibi and Bee are all buddy-buddy with each other. It's so cute. They even make plans!
- Kisame: Did I mention that I got the highest grade in "Capturing bijuus alive 101"? And that my bubble can suck chakra?
- Killerbee uses Ink no Jutsu!
- It's not really effective because Kisame has a chakra GPS.
- Everybody has a chakra GPS these days.
- Sabuchan wakes up and worries about Killerbee.
- There goes the Bubble mobile.
- Sabuchan to the rescue!
- Ok, so Kisame and Killerbee are both covered in ink, Killerbee is unconcious and Kisame is shirtless. And wet. Kishimoto is not even trying to be subtle, is he?
- Kisame devolves into the hawt manly sharkman we all love.
- Kisame is gonna cut Killerbee's legs...
- Hachibi: Dammit Killerbee WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP D:
- ... Samehada starts giggling and... o_o betrays Kisame?
- Kisame: Whaaaat? D:
- WHAT A TWIST.
- Samehada cuts Kisame, tries to gut him and protects Killerbee.
- Samehada liked Killerbee's tentacles chakra so much she is switching guys.
- Samehada is a girl, since she is fickle like the Autumn skies.
- Kisame: SAMEHADA, HOW COULD YOU? D:
- Oprah would have a field day with this.
- Samehada starts giving Kisame's money chakra to Killerbee.
- Kisame: OH NO YOU WON'T. YOU HOR. *kicks Samehada*
- Killerbee: K, while you two resolve your marital problems...
- Kisame: I'm gonna cut you with your own sword, bitch. >(
- Hell hath no fury like a shark scorned. Just watch Jaws.

OMGZ WHO IS GONNA SAVE BEE? D:

Team Samui? Sabuchan? Sakura's team? Raikage? Your momma?

Not in the mood to do Soul Eater, sorry.

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In other news, the new FMA chapter made me squee. A lot.

Chapter 471

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"Killerbee 2.0" or "KISABEE IS NOW THE OFFICAL OTP OF AWESOME IN NARUTO THE INNUENDO IS OVER 9000"

- Everybody watches in awe while Samehada gets bigger. *cough*
- Samehada has teeth and spikes and an Evil Laugh.
- Gai's daddy states the obvious.
- Killerbee licks his finger in anticipation and draws some ink from his mouth. Well. that's handy.
- Killerbee writes Kisame's name is his Death Note Date Book Agenda.
- Kisame: So you are an Octopus through and through?
- Killerbee: I'm gonna make you cry.
- Killerbee: BY THE POWER OF GREYSKULL!
- Kisame gets ready to use Samehada as a baseball bat.
- Gai's daddy: Killerbee is using his 7-tailed Pimp Coat. Sweet. 8D
- Killerbee: Random fact.
- Kisame: Shoot.
- Killerbee: Octopi eat sharks. 8D
- Killerbee attacks!
- But Samehada moves and tries to bite his tail(s)
- Samehada: NOM NOM NOM
- Kisame: Kishimoto doesn't follow Earth Logic.
- Killerbee: *srs face*
- The more Octopussy Samehada eats, the larger he gets. I'm pretty sure Kishimoto is doing this on purpose.
- Killerbee: That sword has a big mouth to be able to swallow 6 of my tails in one bite.
- ... yes, totally on purpose.
- Killerbee: Ok, it seems I need to try version 2.0.
MEANWHILE SOMEWHERE IN SNOWY FOREST LEVEL
- Shoutakage: We must find Ao right now. Something tells me he may have screwed up and needs some saving ASAP. LET'S MOVE.
- Chou-chan: Yes, mistress.
- Is it just me or Shoutakage's hair totally blends with the background looks like a Xmas tree?
MEANWHILE IN ANOTHER PART OF THE SNOWY FOREST LEVEL
- Ino's distant cousin tries to stab Ao in the eye.
- But Ao has a secret seal that doesn't let people collect eyes while he is sleeping.
- Ao: Bitch, do you know how much trouble I had to face to get my hands on this eye? >(
- Ino's cousin: Damn you >(
- Ao wonders if Mr. Body snatcher would give up his eye for Danzou's sake.
- Ino's cousin is doing it for Konoha. Lulz
- Well, if he can' take the eye, he can always try to cut off the head.
- Ao: Well, be careful. If you fail it ain't gonna be pretty. If you chicken out I may be alive when you come to collect my head. I WILL END YOU. >(
- Ino's cousin: *falls anyway*
MEANWHILE BACK IN THE BEST FIGHT EVER
- Kisame: It's the first time Samehada is this large. I think he is happy to see you.
- Hachibi wants to come out and play.
- Killerbee doesn't want him destroying the landscape.
- Killerbee: If I let you out I'll be like having a giant neon sign saying "KILLERBEE HERE, COME AND GET ME, BROTHER" Do you think I have a death wish?
- Hachibi wants to know if they are gonna upgrade the system.
- Killerbee: I need some chakra, pretty plz. Big Sword ate mine.
- Hachibi: Work, work, work. You would so lose without my Octoupgrades.
- WHY CAN' NARUTO AND KYUUBI HAVE THIS KIND OF EPIC CONVERSATIONS, KISHI?
- Killerbee installs disc for BAMF 2.0
- New Improved Killerchibi with Horns: YO, WHAT'S UP, GUYS?
- ILU KILLERBEE, I REALLY DO.
- Kisame: He evolved.
- Gai's daddy looks like a monkey XD
- Killerchibi COMES WITH A GIANT SKELETON OF DOOM. Where do I buy one?
- Kisame: You are turning Samehada on.
- Killerchibi glomps Kisame. He totally tops tonight.
- It's super effective!
- Gai's daddy: YAY! 8D
- Killerbee: I admit it... you have stamina.
- Nuuuuu, Kisame was gutted D:
- Kisame: Now you did it. You just ruined my favourite cloak.
- Yes, Kisame is just going to stay still while you kill it.
- Kisame touches Samehada... and it's better than a Heal Potion!
- WHY SO SEXY, KISAME.
- Ripped Kisame is ripped.
- Yeah, I want that sword.
- He doesn't need tails when he has such a big .... sword. 8D
- Tsunami no Jutsu!
- The more they fight, the more excited Samehada gets. The more excited Samehada gets, the more Kisame eats.
- Kisame: So you think you can dance are the... ]]> *gabzillaz http://gabzillaz.deviantart.com/journal/28158579/ http://gabzillaz.deviantart.com/journal/28158579/ Thu, 05 Nov 2009 10:36:08 PST Chapter 470

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"Kisame vs Killerbee" or "Manliest fight EVER: KISAME VS KILLERBEE, GUYS. MEGASHARK VS GIANT OCTOPUS"

- Naruto is enraged by Sakura's confession.
- Oh Kiba, you are so sexy.
- Now I want a Kiba/Lee vs Kakashi/Yamato yaoi fight.
- Sakura: Are you saying I'm lying, bitch? >(
- Naruto: *srs face*
- Sakura: I know what I'm feeling! Srsly. I'm so not lying about this and if you hate me just say so! >(
- Naruto: You came all the way here to tell me this?
- Sakura is starting to get angry. You don't want to see her angry.
- Yeah, confessing is a big deal. But you really need to read "Confession for dummies", Sakura.
- Sakura is jealous because Naruto and Sasuke are obviously gay for each other and that's why she never gets screentime.
- Sakura: I just wanted you to come back home and I srsly believe you would just give up on Sasuke if I told you I loved you.
- Oh Sakura, what manga have you been reading?
- Naruto: You are a lying liar who lies. I know you better than that >(
- Sakura: You know shit. I rly don't care about Sasuke because he is Evil. So forget about the promise.
- Naruto: Pft, this is not about the promise. I want Sasuke for myself. And I know why he is so obssesed with revenge.
- Kiba: Details, plz.
- And just when Naruto is going to tell Sakura and co. that Sasuke is just a puppet, Danzou and Friends were behind the massacre and Itachi really loved his bb brother.... Plot Convenience Kakashi tells him to shut it.
- Kishimoto loves the drama.
- Naruto tells Sakura that he is getting sexy Sasuke back because he wants to sex help him.
- Sakura seems shocked.
- Sai looks... blank.
- Kiba tells Sakura that they should tell Naruto the truth instead of fueling the drama.
- Sakura kicks Kiba. Sexual tension, I see it.
- Sakura: Whatever, I'm going home. >(
- Naruto: *moar srs face*
- Sakura: KIBA, LEE, BRING ME A SAMMICH.
- Kiba: She is worse that my mom D:
- Sakura has her own team of sex slaves.
- Naruto watches them go and looks adorable in the process.
- Sakura apologizes to Naruto. In her head.
- Shady Sai is shady.
- I'm willing to bet that the Sai!bushin will tell Naruto all about the rookies wanting to kill Sasukito.
- Sai, King Of Wank.
- Sakura: Kiba, I have a favour to ask...
- Kiba: I'm taken... but I'm free on Saturdays...
- Sakura: I NEED TO FIND SASUKE AND I NEED YOU TO HELP ME.
- Kiba: Oh, that...
MEANWHILE, FAR AWAY FROM THIS PAIRING WANK
- SEXY SAND SIBLINDS TO THE RESCUE.
- And some sexy Raikage's team too.
- I see thong 8D
- Kurotsuchi: But why did they cancel Firefly don't we kill both Hachibi and Kyuubi? That would destroy Akatsuki's plans and weaken Kumo and Konoha?
- Tsuchikage: Because Fox sucks I changed my mind.
- Aaaaaaaaaw Gaara managed to convert Tsuchikage to his cause <3 Naruto would be proud.
MEANWHILE IN THE MANLIEST FIGHT EVER
- I want that sword.
- Kisame pwns giant bear racoon in seconds.
- Gai's long lost brother: How dare u. Have some of my... PASSION.
- KILLERBEE IS TAKING NOTES. IN THE MIDDLE OF A FIGHT. JUST WHEN I THOUGHT I COULDN'T LOVE HIM ANY MORE.
- Kisame: Ok, if you really wanna die.
- Killerbee uses his pencil as a weapon. HIS PENCIL.
- Kisame dodges and USES SAMEHADA.
- Killerbee used RAITON on the pencil.
- *swoons*
- I think I have never fangirled like this before.
- Gai's twin attacks Kisame, who uses Samehada to block.
- Killerbee tries to trick Kisame with another Raiton missile... and rhymes in the process.
- Samehada: O NO U WON'T
- Hachibi puts on his Bijuu cloak... to headbutt Kisame. Because in this family, elbows and headbutts > S class jutsus.
- This panel is making me ship KisaBee. Hardcore.
- Killerbee: MY PIMP CLOAK D:
- Gai's twin: The sword is eating your chakra!
- Samehada: NOM NOM NOM
- Kisame: Samehada loves takoyaki.
- Killerbee: You have pretty eyes... for a soon to be dead shark. 8D
- Samehada trasforms into... something with lots and lots of teeth.
- Kisame: My name is Kisame. Hoshigaki Kisame.

EPIC.

I'm doing a crack... ]]> *gabzillaz http://gabzillaz.deviantart.com/journal/28029467/ http://gabzillaz.deviantart.com/journal/28029467/ Thu, 29 Oct 2009 13:37:52 PDT


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"Sakura's confession" or "How to troll the pairing fandom and Sakura's character in less than 20 pages"

- Killerbee wants to smack a bitch. Or eat fish.
- Wild Tanuki Ponta is a brave fluffy and attacks Kisame...... He is so dead.
- Kisame: Kids these days have no respect for their elders.
- KISAME VS PONTA OMG WE'LL FINALLY SEE KISAME FIGHT AFTER 200 CHAPT...
MEANWHILE SOMEWHERE IN SNOW COUNTRY damn you, Kishi. damn you to hell
- LOL Zetsu looks so funny. Strike that... all the Zetsus look funny.
- Ao, please don't die. You are pretty awesome.
- ZETSU IS THE T VIRUS.
- O Hai Danzou and his band of merry men.
- Ao, they know you are following them with your pervy eye.
- Everything is Special in this manga.
- Danzou tells Bodyguard A to take the Byakugan for his Special Eyes collection.
- Something tells me Danzou is some sort of Frankestein and Kabuto is gonna kill him and steal his toys.
- Bodyguard A set traps in case they were being followed. Smart kid.
- Ao is attacked!
- Ao: These days one can't relax in the forest without being attacked by some weird scarecrow. >(
- Ao has excellent reflexes.
- Something tells me Ao really doesn't like Danzou.
- HOLY SHIT BODYGUARD A IS A YAMANAKA?
- Ao nuuuuuuuuuuuuuu D:
- So... Danzou does have a plan B.
MEANWHILE IN THE KAGECON
- Mifune: So... I guess Danzou is not an option anymore... who will be the Kage that rules them all?
- Mifune: *srs face*
- Mizukage: *looks pretty*
- Gaara: *looks super pretty*
- Raiakge: *wonders if he left the gas on*
- Mifune: I nominate Raikage.
- I nominate Raikage's abs.
- Gimlikage: Wait, didn't you say he was too hotheaded, emotional and likes to smash walls?
- Mifune: Now that he knows his bb brother is safe, I'm sure he will be a good leader and think before he acts. Besides, just look at his abs. You can't argue with those abs.
- TEAMWORK IS THE ANSWER.
- Oh, Mifune, I doubt even Raikage can control Killerbee. 8D
- Gimlikage: Ok, let's vote.
- Mizukage: There's no time to argue. In Raikage we trust.
- Gaara: He has my Pimp Seal of Approval.
- WUT Gimli fought Madara? o_o
- Raikage: HELP US
- Gimlikage: Say the magic words, first.
- Raikage: World is gonna end if you don't help.
- Gimlikage: Well, if you put it that way.
- Everybody: WHEE!!! *smiles*
- OMG CHOU-CHAN YOU ARE SO CUTE.
- Gimlikage: The Fellows... I mean, the Shinobi Alliance is hereby formed! Let's go talk to the Daimyo.
MEANWHILE, SOMEWHERE ELSE IS SNOW COUNTRY, SHIT IS ABOUT TO GET REAL
- Naruto: Wha... I think I heard you wrong, Sakura-chan. What did you say?
- LEE'S WTF FACE IS EPIC.
- Hai Kiba, why so hot?
- YAMATO'S WTF FACE IS EVEN MORE EPIC.
- Kakashi: Oh dear...
- And with 3 words, Sakura starts World Wide ShipWar 3.
- Sakura tells Naruto that she loves him, not Sasuke, Because who could like somebody like Sasuke. Well, apart from Naruto. WTF Sakura you should know that critisizing Naruto's mancrush is the worst way to start a conversation with him D:
- Naruto's face goes from shocked to srs business in less than 5 panels.
- Is it just me or does Naruto look really young and adorable in this chapter?
- Naruto doesn't think this is funny and wants to know what happened.
- Sai happened, Naruto.
- Kakashi is not impressed.
- Sakura: Nothing happened. I was in the middle of my bath and I suddenly realized that Sasuke is totally not worth the trouble. I'm serious. Rly.
- ...is Lee facepalming? XD
- Sakura: So... I don't love Sasuke, I love you. So now you don't need to chase him anymore. Right?
- Well, of course Naruto is just going to let Sasuke go if you become his girlfriend, Sakura. .____.
- Naruto is not buying it.
- Yamato looks pissed o_o
- Kiba looks srs and hot.
- And here's our weekly flashback!
- Sakura: I'll talk to Naruto. You need to keep quiet and let me handle it.
- Naruto: Ok, something is going on. What the heck happened? D:
- Sakura: Nothing, I swear. Ok, if you wanna know the reasons why I like you... wait... I wrote them down...
- Something tells me... ]]> *gabzillaz http://gabzillaz.deviantart.com/journal/27854106/ http://gabzillaz.deviantart.com/journal/27854106/ Mon, 19 Oct 2009 13:29:14 PDT
Oh, Kishi, you are such a troll. 8D


That said, I love this guy for doing artbook and movie guides reviews. Even if now I want them all. They are so shiny *__* I'm so getting the Serenity one before the year ends, I swear.
I would buy half that list if it wasn't for the shipping costs. Living in penguin country sucks D8

"Commissions"

Half of them are almost done. I really need to stop working in so many projects at the same time.
I will only take 5 next time, because I hate to make people wait D:

In other news I'm finally meeting my cousin's baby this weekend. <3

Aaaand thank you illukar, for the subscription.



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"Hachibi and Kyuubi" or "The Fellowship of the Juubi"

- Tsuchikage cannot believe it.
- Madara is as srs as a lolcat, Tsuchikage.
- Tobidara: Would I lie?
- Everybody: ...
- Tobidara: Ok, maybe I would, but I never declare wars for the lulz...ok, maybe not just for the lulz.
- Raikage is... not smashing anything. I'm surprised.
- Tobidara: Next time we'll meet in the battlegound. Kthxbai.
- Tobidara flushes himself.
- Tsuchikage: Oh dear, what are we gonna dooooo?
- Gaara wants to have his own Band of Kages.
- Raikage is still not smashing anything. I'm starting to get worried.
- Mizukage: You still don't wanna join the club?
- Raikage: Ok, so my brother is ok until I get my hands on him but I still want to kick Akatsuki ass. So, yeah, one for all and all for one and yada yada.
- Poor Danzou, he finally gets his hands on the Hokage hat and he won't be able to use his new status because he kinda messed up.
- Raikage: SEE? I TOLD YOU HE WAS SHIFTY. >(
- Have Kakashi and Gaara even met? .__. Or maybe if you are Naruto's friend, you are Gaara´s friend too.
- Kakashi is a celebrity.
- FLASHBACK I swear, Kishimoto must have some contract obligation that states he must have one per chapter
- Aaaw, bb Naruto begging for his mancrush Sasukito's life.
- Raikage, let's be honest. Danzou is King of Shifty. Saying somebody looks more trustworthy than him is no high praise.
- HAI KANKUROU. Nice make-up.
- Shii states the obvious.
- Yaaay search parties. Let's hope they arrive before it's too late. Because 90% of the search parties in this manga fail pretty hard.
- Darui: Ok, we should tell Karui and Omoi that Killerbee is not dead. Now they can go back to Naruto and beg for forgiveness.
- Mizukage also states the obvious. This meeting is full of geniuses.
- Mizukage: We must find the vessels and lock them in a room.
- Gaara: *likes the idea*
- Chou-chan <3
- Tobidara has a bijuuzooka and he knows how to use it. Maybe. I'm sure it came with instructions.
- Oh, Akatsuchi obviously doesn't know the Uchihas. Of course they would use a weapon even when it may blow up in their faces.
- Tsuchikage: So... does this mean we have the Hachibi and the Kyuubi as part of our arsenal? 8D
- Gaara: You are not using my bb Naruto as a weapon. I We must protect him them.
- Gaara is awesome. He knows Madara hasn't tried to capture Hachibi because he is THAT hardcore (why do you think he sent Sasuke-chan first?) and he hasn't tried to capture Naruto because he has Plot Shield.
- Mizukage: I agree with the shouta.
- Raikage also agrees. He really loves his bb brother. <3
- Chaos in the battlefield? YES, PLEASE. DON'T BE A KILLJOY, RAIKAGE.
- Shii and Darui share a mental picture of what Killerbee would do if they told him he needs to stay hidden while everybody and their mothers party hard.
- Gaara: Naruto would do the same.
- Oh, Gaara, you are such a Naruto fangirl. <3
- Temari and Kankurou must be used to this "WHAT WOULD NARUTO DO" by now.
- Mizukage likes the "restrain" part of restrain and protect.
- Raikage-sama will tell you all about his secrets.
- Gaara/Naruto reunion in the horizon. I can see it.
- Raikage: I met with Kakashi and the Kyuubi vessel - whiny boy - so he must still be somewhere in Snow Country.
- Gaara: OMG NARUTO IS NEA... I mean, ok. We´ll find them.
- Choujuuro is Hinata's soulmate long lost brother.
- Excuse me while I squeal at the cute.
- Choujuuro wants to know if Akatsuki managed to recruit the Manliest Sharkman that ever lived.
- KISAME IS BIJUU LEVEL. A BIJUU WITHOUT A TAIL. HARDCORE. But we already knew that.
- Tsuchikage is jealous of Madara and wants his own Bijuuzooka.
- Mizune: We are finally getting along. There's a lot of awesome in this room. We have a common goal. Let's work together to defeat Madara.
- So... Mifune = Elrond with a moustache. Juubi = Ring. Madara = Sauron. Tsuchikage = Gimli. Gaara = ...eh... Legolas? Naruto = Aragorn. Who is Gollum?
- Well, Madara may have attempted to negociate just to screw with your minds. I wouldn't put it past him.
- Suigetsu and SHIRTLESS Juugo are ok <3
- Suigetsu has an idea. Oh dear.
- DEAD ZETSU HAS THE BEST FACES EVER.
- LOLOLOL ILU KUROTSUCHI
MEANWHILE IN A FOREST
- ...... ]]> *gabzillaz http://gabzillaz.deviantart.com/journal/27727141/ http://gabzillaz.deviantart.com/journal/27727141/ Mon, 12 Oct 2009 13:59:03 PDT
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"The Witch's Research"or "Secondary characters in this manga kick ass and take names DOING IT RITE, KISHI. THIS IS HOW"

- This is the first mission for the ESUS.
- Kilik and co. are looking for something.
LOCATION: SOMEWHERE IN CENTRAL AFRICA
- Fire and Thunder are so cute.
- Kubo and Ohkubo should start a clothing line.
- Thompson Sisters + Kilik & Cute Twins Team? Yes, please.
- I want those cute Shinigami-sama earpieces.
- Asuza: This is I, Asuza.
- Ok, we missed the mission outline.
- This looks like Resident Evil 5. But without the zombies.
- I know the SS earpieces are awesome, but these kids shouldn't be so amazed by them considering they can use Magic.
- Fire and Thunder found something.
- Ooooh, trap door.
- Kilik is so cool he gets FOUR WEAPONS.
- Ok, which part of Liz and Patty's body would get jammed? Oh, Ohkubo, I totally see what you did there.
- I'm getting some heavy RS vibes from this.
- Kilik, where are your night vission googles?
- Asuza: Try not to touch any suspicious looking switches.
- Only Patty would start a staring match with a floating eye.
- Asuza: Stop making lame puns and get to work.
- Kilik: Yes, ma'am.
- Asuza: Whipped.
- Tons of containers with black liquid... is that black blood?
- Who needs a copy machine when you have Asuza?
- : *totally jealous*
- Witchfont looks pretty awesome.
- Kilik, King of Tempting Fate.
- So, Kilik goes out and what does he find? What people always find when they complain about the mission being too easy: Trouble.
- Something tells me Ohkubo has been playing RS5 lately.
- Kilik: Mh... creepy looking civillians near an abandoned laboratory where a witch used to play with Black Blood. I wonder if they are friendly.
- Kim is flying above Kilik, not seeing the zombies approaching.
- Apparently, Kim speaks Witchenese.
- Kilik: Hi, there! 8D
- Kim: *translates* Kishin... black blood... kitties... insanity... spring rolls... CHRONA... oh and something about manipulating insanity.
- Civillians: Braaaaaaaaaains
- Patty: They look crazy.
- Liz states the obvious.
- Zombies: Must... shoot...
- Kilik, the Neo of Soul Eater.
- Kilik notices something is not right.
- Asuza wants an explanation for this.
- Kilik: We seem to be under attack.
- I didn't know that the Thompson sisters had Non Fatal bullets.
- First rule of Zombie Games, Kilik: You do not go into the alley that has two exits. Chances of your sorry ass being surrounded are very high.
- These zombies use MOLOTOV COCKTAILS. AWESOME.
- Kilik is Neo AND Spiderman.
- Kilik: *thinks SE Zombies can't use the stairs*
- SE Zombies: *prove him wrong*
- Zombies in Soul Eater can use guns, molotov cocktails, rifles...
- AND ROCKET LAUNCHERS.
- Kilik: Hey, Kim. If you could stop playing CCS and get your ass over here... that would be lovely.
- Kim: I swear they weren't there the last time I checked!
- Zombies in Soul Eater try to kill flying enemies too.
- Kim: Sorry, I'm busy taking bullets.
- Ok, I want a Zombie game with Kilik as the main character. This kid is COOL.
- Asuza: I'm surrounded by morons. Ok, kids, I found the Walkthroughs. Do exactly as I say. Kilik, take off your shirt.
- Kilik: Why is that necess...?
- Asuza: Exactly as I say. >( Now turn left, then right, right again, up, down, left, up, turn the four statues so they face east, get the ruby, now all straight ahead.
- Kilik: Uh, Asuza... there is a wall in front of me.
- Asuza: Bitch, are you a man? This is not FF7, jump it or smash it.
- Asuza = HBIC
- Kilik: Just as planned.
- Jackie has a V6 engine.
OUTSIDE ZOMBIE TOWN
- Kim: No casualties. Will be back for dinner. Ok, they are going to go Umbrella on that poor town.
- Kilik: I wonder if Medusa was responsible.
- Well, duh, everything comes back to Medusa. She is The Magnificent Bastard of this manga.
- One Kishin to rule them all.
- So, since Ohkubo seems to be full of surprises, do you think he'll let Chrona live? Or he'll pull a Redemption equals Death on us?
- Liz: There's no cure?
- Kim: Medusa didn't leave that... ]]> *gabzillaz http://gabzillaz.deviantart.com/journal/27711730/ http://gabzillaz.deviantart.com/journal/27711730/ Sun, 11 Oct 2009 17:13:08 PDT
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"Declaration of War" or "Madara is The Biggest Troll Ever"

- OMGWTFBBQ KIBA, Akamaru and Lee? Please let them fight. Maybe Kiba will lose the jacket.
- Sakura's Team is off to see the Wizard.
- Why is Sai's dialogue in pink? 8D
- Sai trusts Kiba will be able to track Naruto down.
- Kiba is The Man.
- Serious Sakura is serious.
- Kiba can smell the pairing war before it starts.
- Kishi, do stop humilliating secondary characters to show how mature your main characters are. Is not cute, it never was and it never will.
- Kiba is so awesome he already knows the Sakura/Naruto chat is gonna be awkward as hell.
- I imagine the Talk will go something like this:
Sakura: Naruto, you really need to stop using the promise to hide your Obvious Mancrush.
Kiba: See? Awkward
- Lee believes Sakura has a plan.
- Kiba: They don't pay me enough for this shit.
- RANDOM COVER IS RANDOM.
- O HAI ZABUZA. You are looking hot.
- Haku is still the prettiest female in this manga.
- Everybody is so srs in this cover. I bet Madara is making faces under that mask, just to be different.
MEANWHILE SOMEWHERE IN SNOW COUNTRY
- Ok, so that wasn't Yamato's Love Hotel. It was a random hotel and the owner is not pleased with all the destruction.
- Yamato, you could always go Extreme Make Over on the hotel, you know.
- Kakashi watches Naruto be emo.
- Naruto: *emoes and thinks about Sasuke*
- Flashbacksss, because it wouldn't be Naruto without them.
- Naruto is sad because Sasuke thinks Hatred is his BFF.
- Naruto realizes he needs to confront Sasuke.
MEANWHILE IN THE KAGECON
- Zetsu won't stay dead no matter how many times you stab him, Mifune.
- Raikage notices Danzou ran away.
- As usual, everybody blames Sasuke for this.
- Raikage attacks Madara... but Madara uses Casper no Jutsu.
- Raikage breaks yet another wall.
- Tobidara... flushes Sasuke. Rly.
- Raikage doesn't like Villain Monologues. He just wants to smash things.
- Karin's contract must read "Must say Sasuke's name in every chapter she appears" or something like that.
- LOL Sasuke's foot.
- Raikage: GIMME SASUKE.
- Tobidara: First STORY TIME.
- Tsuchikage: YAY, I love stories!
- Tobidara: Be useful and heal Sasuke. K?
- Tobidara flushes Karin.
- Kankurou: That must be his Super Sekrit Ability.
- Temari: He has the power to bend Time and Space.
- Tobidara is Hiro Nakamura.
- So... Tobidara teleports Karin and Sasuke to... Tetris Land.
- Karin is alone with an unconcious Sasuke. There goes your virginity, Sasuke. (Sorry, Naruto. You should have taken it when you tied Sasuke up, back in chapter 3)
- Tobidara: LADIES AND GENTLEMAN. I'm proud to present "Tobidara's Awesome Plan to Conquer the World"
- Oh, Tobidara, you are full of lulz.
- Gaara: Why do you want Sasuke?
- Tobidara: Everybody wants Sasuke, didn't you notice that?
- Gaara: ...
- Tobidara: Ok, he can also activate Susanoo, he is easy to manipulate, he is the only Uchiha left apart from yours truly and he is very very pretty.
- Tobidara wanted to use Sasuke to weaken the Kages so he could come and kidnap them. But, alas, Sasuke failed.
- Mizukage: Why would you take hostages?
- Tobidara: So you can't go Scooby Doo on me and ruin my Evil Plans.
- Tsuchikage is shocked that Madara is still alive and wonders why he is not conquering the world since he is supposed to be Super Strong.
- Apparently, Shodai really kicked Madara's ass.
- Shi: So you are doing all this to recover your powers?
- Tobidara: Pft, of course not.
- Mifune wants Tobidara to explain what this Moon Eye plan means.
- Tobidara: Ok, if you insist. First let me take a seat, my back is killing me. Where was I? Oh yes, how to take over the world...
- Kankurou is an impatient man.
- Tobidara: I want the world to become one with me.
- Everybody: WTF.
- Tsuchikage: One with you? Are we talking about some kind of mass orgy?
- Tobidara: ...no, but good suggestion.
- Apparently, there is a secret stone with the story of Rikudou sennin. And you can only read it if you have 3D Glasses. Or EyeHax.
- Starting to get ridiculous?
- Tobidara: I speak the truth. I swear. And even when I am a known liar, you should totally believe me.
- Raikage: JUST TELL ME HOW THE STORY ENDS.
- Rikudou was worshipped? We didn't even hear... ]]> *gabzillaz http://gabzillaz.deviantart.com/journal/27607315/ http://gabzillaz.deviantart.com/journal/27607315/ Mon, 05 Oct 2009 22:58:26 PDT
I could probably start with chibis or coloring commissions.

I'm kind of lost with the payment methods most people use for commisions and with the prices for each of them, so I'm really open to suggestions.




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"Battle behind closed doors" or "Mizukage molests Sasuke and Madara goes to the Kagecon."


- Mizukage tells Sasuke she is going to molest him before killing him.
- Karin is not pleased.
- Chou-chan is so freaking cute.
- Ok, Naruto News needs new resources.
- Chou-chan is going to protect Mrs. Robinson the Mizukage no matter what. <3
- Mizukage tells the Tsuchikage to leave if the only thing he is going to do is complain and look like Gimli.
- Tsuchikage: >(
- Mizukage uses Spit no Jutsu.
- Karin: Gross D:
- Sasuke uses his Absolute Defense.
- Karin can jump trees but can't duck and land on her feet. Damn you, Kishi.
- Tsuchikage and bodyguard play Spiderman.
- OMG moar Teamwork.
- Choujuuro has a big sword...hammer... thingy. Who cares, it's super cool.
- Mizukage's hair is long and weird.
- Sasuke is tired. And about to be raeped.
- Karin wonders if Zetsu is really dead.
- Sasuke should know better than using a technique he hasn't perfected when he is facing a bunch of Kages.
- Mizukage: Now we are all alone. >D
- Sasuke: I want my mommy D:
- Mizukage: I blocked the wall. You can't escape. No way out.
- Mizukage can use all the elements. She is the gorram Avatar.
- Karin: Where in the world is Sasuke?
- Mizukage melts Sasuke's shield with her breath.
- Sasuke is weak and tired and is gonna be pwned.
- Karin notices that Sasuke chakra is disappearing. Duh.
- Mizukage: I hate to melt hot guys, but you will have to die.
- Sasuke: My beautiful skiiiiiin!!11
- Before Mizukage can melt Sasuke, THE BLOB ATTACKS.
- Zetsu is really really creepy.
- Zetsu: SURPRISE BUTTSEX.
- Mizukage & Sasuke: YOU!
- Zetsu: YES, ME. I can't believe nobody noticed my Play Dead no Jutsu. The Kages are a bunch of noobs.
- Zetsu can steal your chakra and look Very Creepy in the process.
- Apparently Zetsu used his jutsu while everybody was distracted by Raikage's manliness.
- Zetsu wants to give Sasuke a hug.
- Sasuke: OH GOD THIS IS SO GROSS WHAT THE F... Oh, my chakra is back! 8D
- Sasuke uses Susanoo.
- Choujuroo: Yikes.
- Karin: OMG SASUKE ARE YOU OKAY?
- Sasuke: *totally ignores Karin*
- Tsuchikage: Geez, you can't trust women to do the job. Let's get serious.
- So... Akatsuchi uses The Thing to get rid of Zetsu!Blob.
- Kishimoto must really hate Karin.
- Tsuchikage: Tsk, I can't believe you killed Deidara. Nothing against you, but everybody wants you dead, so... I'm gonna kill you.
- Tsuchikage uses... a giant block to smack Sasuke.
- Karin cries. Of course, what else is she going to do in this manga?
- Tsuchikage: You are next.
- Zetsu: GIMME A KISS.
- Choujuuro: GET OFF ME, YOU CREEP.
- I want RaikageGaara Tag Team, please.
- Gaara: Kankurou, save Choujuuro. I'm busy looking Awesome.
- Raikage: Where is Sasuke?
- Tsuchikage: I crushed him.
- Raikage: NOT FAIR >(
- Voice: Stop whining, Sasuke will live to be smacked another day.
- Kages: OMGWTFBBQ
- Karin: SASUKE 8D
- Tobidara: Hello, guys. I'm here to rescue Princess Sasuke and lie to you. And as you are a bunch of fools, you'll probably believe me. 8D
- Major lulz at Sasuke being swept off his feet by Madara. He really is the Princess Peach of this manga.



I may do the Soul Eater reviews next week. Not in the mood right now. Sorry D:

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"Attack on the Summit" or "Sasuke gets a Mecha. Hilarity ensues."


- Gaara can't believe the mecha is called Susanoo.
(Note: in my country, there is a celebrity called Susana Gimenez who has a Talk show. Her male assistants are the "Susanos". You can understand why I can't stop laughing everytime I read that name in the manga.)
- Temari also knows about the MS. I'm convinced Tobidara has a Facebook profile.
- Kankurou: Uchihas have more tricks than Batman's Utility Belt. I'm sure Sasuke has some Shark Repelent Sharingan in case he fights Kisame.
- Shii: Darui and company, if you could please get away from the Giant Skeletor in Flames.
- Kishimoto wants to remind you that an Evil Aura of Evilness surrounds Sasuke.
- Sasuke has an Evil Smirk of Evil on his face.
- Skeletor bashes the pillars.
- Temari: D:
- Gaara: D:
- Raikage: D<
- Born in Hatred, where will this Implacable Hatred turn now? Ok, this is getting redundant.
- Rocks fall... you know the rest.
- Samuraitroopers: Daaaaaaamn
- Suigetsu: WTF. I DID NOT SIGN UP FOR THIS SHIT
- Juugo D:
- Sasuke saves Karin from the rocks... and before you can see this as OMG romantic, he drops her like she is bad news.
- Karin looks cute, though.
- Sasuke: Have you find Danzou?
- Karin: Just when I thought he was saving me because I'm a hot piece of ass... Yeah, I did.
- Sasuke: LEAD ME TO HIM
- Karin: But... Suigetsu and Juugo?
- Excuse me while I squeal at Karin caring about somebody that is not Sasuke.
- Sasuke: I AM EVIL, I DON'T CARE. Yes, I cared when we fought Killerbee but now Kishimoto wants to show you how EVIL I am, so...
- Karin wonders what the heck is going on with Sasuke. You know something is up when the characters notice another character is being OOC.
- Pft, heavy rocks are nothing for Raikage's Fist. See? I told you he didn't need two arms.
- Gaara uses his Sand parasol to shield his comrades.
- Raikage: MUST SMASH SASUKE'S HEAD.
- Gaara: What would Naruto do?
- Naruto would probably pant scream Sasuke's name.
- Suigetsu: Being made of water has so many advantages.
- Poor battered and kinda sexy looking Juugo.
- Juugo uses the life juice of the samuraitropper to heal himself.
MEANWHILE IN THE MEETING OF MEETINGS.
- Ao notices Sasuke has arrived.
- Above? Is it a squirrel? No. Is it a Spider? Ye... I mean, no. It's...
- CEILING SASUKE.
- Sasuke: >(
- Danzou: :/
- Mifune attacks Sasuke.
- Meanwhile Danzou escapes. He knows better than to face a very Pissed and Evil Sasuke.
- Ao: OH NO YOU DON'T, BITCH.
- Mizukage: Don't chase him too far. It's almost time for dinner.
- Tsuchikage: My hips don't lie. You handle the kid, I'll watch.
- Sasuke: Karin, make yourself useful!
- Karin: Yes, master.
- Not so fast, Kiddo.
- Shoutakage: Akatsuki violated my country. So now I'm gonna raep you. You are not wearing an Akatsuki cloak, but I'm going to blame you anyway. 8D
- Shoutakage thinks Sasuke is hot.
- Sasuke: Don't interfere.
- Mizukage: SHOW TIME.

EPIC RAEP FACE IS EPIC.

Anybody else feels like this is a game and Sasuke is going through every Kage Level till he gets to the Final Boss?



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"The Power of Darkness" or "Gaara is The Pimp and Sasuke is Evil. Rly."

- Chapter starts with Sasuke bleeding and panting. Just like we like it.
- Will this be the end of Sasuke? Come on, Kishi. You are not killing Sasuke, specially not now. We know it, you know it, your momma knows it.
- Sasuke's eyes bleed some more and the Plotshieldgan is so gonna save his butt.
- Stormtrooper: Best Seats Ever.
- Raikage's arm is on fire. He doesn't care.
- Sasuke uses some kind of blood shield to... stab Raikage's leg?
- Shi is shocked that Sasuke is still fighting. I can't blame him. He took Raikage's fist to the face and he is still breathing.
- Karin continues doing nothing.
- Sand?... SAND? OMGWTFBBW You know what that means.
- Sasuke: D<
- Raikage: D<<
- Stormtrooper: Hey! I wanted to see blood! I want my money back.
- SEXY GAARA IS IN THA HOUSE. PIMPING.
- Sasuke: Hey, I know this guy...
- Temari uses a jutsu. I repeat: There is a girl using a jutsu! And it's working!
- You know you are having a good day when Temari strips you. The flames are not that bad, after all.
- OMG TEAMWORK. IT'S SO SHINY. Get the camera.
- Gaara tells the fodder!samurai to drink some tea. And make him a sammich.
- Stormtrooper: Yes, master.
- Suigetsu mirrors my thoughts.
- Raikage: Why are you interrumpting my fun time? >(
- Gaara: I did it before Sasuke's Plot Shield makes you stupid and you suddenly forget how to fight.
- Raikage: Oh well, when you put it that way...
- Gaara: Besides, I want to have a heart to heart with Sasuke.
- ... did Raikage just... CUT HIS ARM?
- OMG he did. And he didn't even blink.
- Raikage is so awesome he cuts his arm like we cut our nails.
- Even Darui and Shi are shocked.
- Raikage: If you could please stop the bleeding so I can go back to kicking Sasuke's ass...
- Shi is a healer. He must be a girl.
- Shi knows a lot about Uchiha techniques.
- Gaara: Your eyes are still the same. Like mine. But with flowers. And bleeding. And looking like shit.
- Sasuke has a flashback.
- Gaara gives Sasuke a speech about how revenge is wrong and now that he is good and a Kage he gets all the ladies.
- Gaara: Is not too late. Come to the good side of the force, Sasuke.
- Sasuke: I have nothing waiting for me. Other than a very clingy Naruto.
- Kankurou: Don't bother. He is not like you. Sure, you killed people in cold blood and now you are a Kage, but Sasuke is obviously bad to the core. Cannot be redeemed. Never. Ever.
- Temari: Yep. No future. Even if he worked for Akatsuki for like... 5 minutes.
- Gaara: We know darkness, but we can see the light.
- Sasuke: Obviously I can't. I must stay stupid and stubborn so Naruto can convert me.
- Temari and Kankurou tell Gaara not to take it personal and just kick Sasuke's ass. In case you didn't get it the first 20 times... SASUKE IS EVIL AND HE CANNOT BE REDEEMED. SRSLY. RLY SRSLY.
- Gaara cries a single tear. Aaaaw.
- Gaara: Let's get dangerous.
- Karin does something useful and finds Danzou but notices he is surrounded by strong people and an enemy sensor.
- Remember when Karin used to be unique because she was the only walking GPS. Well...
- Danzou's sensor tells Danzou that there are other sensors out there.
- Danzou wants to escape and will use the confussion to do so.
- Ao: LOL no you won't. I'm a sensor too. Sensors are the new black.
- Tsuchikage: And I thought the Kagecon was going to be boring because Leonard Nimoy was not coming!
- Deidara's sister thinks the fight is awesome.
- Sasuke praises Gaara. It's gonna rain.
- Raikage: Heeeey, I wanna fight! D:
- Darui wants to help the Sexy Sand Siblings.
- 4 against 1 and... is that Sasori? 8D
- YES, IT'S SASORI.
- I love how Gaara looks completely cool and collected while using his jutsu.
- Sasuke uses his eyes!
- Everybody is shocked.
- HOLY BLACK SKELETONS, BATMAN.
- Yeah... I swear I was joking when I said the Uchihas were related to Skeletor...
- Sasuke: My jutsu is better than yours. Damn right, is better than yours. I can teach you but I'd have to charge.
- Raikage: So that's how he survived my attack.
- Shi realizes Sasuke's chakra is different.
- Suigetsu: Shit is going down.
- Juugo is aliveeee. And shirtless.
- Karin: This is not Sasuke. It's ice cold. D:
- Stormtroopers: WTF.
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This chapter is called "Sasuke vs Raikage". But from now on it shall be called "Raikage stomps everybody and their mommas"


- Sasuke uses Raikiri. The Raikage uses his... elbow. Because his elbow has the strength of an S class jutsu.
- Sasuke uses his special Sharinhax.
- Raikage misses! And Sasuke manages to get a hit.
- The Samurai country is not going to be happy with this destruction. Well, at least now the authorities can blame somebody for the taxes.
- A technique that can get through somebody's chest is only able to go 5 inches into Raikage's skin.
- You know you are badass when your skin and your aura of Awesome are stronger than an armor.
- Raikage gives Sasuke the traditional Kumo hug.
- Sasuke: O shit.
- Raikage: Impressive. You can pierce my lightening armor with your lightening jutsu. Go figure.
- Suigetsu: Why can't I look so cool and suave when I figh... shit Sasuke's jutsu didn't work?
- Darui: Nope. Sasuke is SO dead.
- Suigetsu: Dammit! He hasn't paid me yet!
- Karin: The only thing I'm going to do in this chapter is look surprised and utter unfinished sentences.
- Raikage: GIMME YOUR LUNCH MONEY!

... We interrupt this journal to take a minute to stare in wonder at Raikage being the biggest MOFO in the universe...

- HOLY WRESTLING MOVES BATMAN.
- Raikage's technique is so amazing it requires two pages, three panels. In different angles.
- Excuse me while I fangirl like crazy.
- Karin: D:
- Suigetsu: D<
- Shi: 5 more minutes, mommy...
- Darui: Told ya.
- Samuraitrooper #047: Maybe we don't need the reinforcements. There is no way Sasuke can survive tha...
- Raikage: ...!
- Forget about Rikudou. Uchihas are related to Skeletor.
- Raikage: Damn, his plot shield is stronger than I thought.
- Darui: You ok?
- Shi: Are we back in Kansas, Toto?
- Fear the power of the Flower...star...Whatevergan!
- Ok, so everybody knows about the MS now...?
- RAIKAGE JUST WENT SUPER SAIYAN 2.
- Darui: Why does he have a mecha and we don't? D:
- DaruiShi OTP. Darui is totally grabbing his butt They are touching. It's canon.
- Samuraitrooper #047: Ok, maybe I should call reinforcements now. I'm sure they will be really really helpful.
- Samuraitroopers: We are gonna dieeeeeee
- Sasuke eyes go black... then Sharingan again. o_o
- Darui: Were his eyes all flashy 5 minutes ago?
- Sasuke's eyes bleed. Forget about crawling in your skin, bleeding eyes are the new black.
- Shi looks like Yamato and Yugito's love child.
- Well, apparently everybody knows about the MS. I wonder if Madara posted it in his blog or something.
- Poor Suigetsu. He should know that Water and Lightening are not a good combination. Unless you want to electrocute yourself.
- Sasuke is crying tears of blood, Suigetsu is numb with The Pain... what's next?
- Karin: Raikage's so huge, he is bijuu level.......... Ok, that sounded wrong.
MEANWHILE AT YAMATO'S
- Tobidara: Naruto, dear. Someday you and Sasuke will fight in the most yaoi fight ever. I'll make sure of it. Then I can sell this to the yaoi fans and get rich. 8D
- Naruto: Sasuke is not your toy he is mine!
- Tobidara: You think fanfic is gonna work with Sasuke? Pft... you are still a Rookie when it comes to manipulating people. I have three degrees and I'm the author of "Manipulating dummies for dummies". You are totally outclassed. Nagato was just easy to reform, the pansy.
- Damn, Nagato is scary.
- Naruto: You are not like Nagato! He wanted peace! Ok, so he killed babies and you are just manipulating Sasuke.... but the latter is worse because... well, because it's Sasuke! You are different!
- Tobidara: True. I'm not a pansy and you can't convert me with badfic! 8D
- Naruto: >(
- Kakashi: If you just want what you say you want, why are you collecting bijuus?
- Tobidara: Gotta catch them...
- Kakashi: Don't say it.
- Tobidara: ...All! 8D
- Kakashi: ... I hate you.
- Tobidara: Well, it's to obtain perfection.
- Kakashi: Perfection?
- Tobidara: You wouldn't understand because you are dumb. Now, it was nice talking to you. I must say the service in this hotel sucks, but I did love the muffins.
- Kakashi: He can teleport? I wasn't expecting that!
- Tobidara: ...yeah... really dumb. See ya! 8D
MEANWHILE IN WHAT USED TO BE A VERY PRETTY BUILDING.
- Sasuke stri... ]]> *gabzillaz http://gabzillaz.deviantart.com/journal/27013452/ http://gabzillaz.deviantart.com/journal/27013452/ Fri, 04 Sep 2009 11:18:55 PDT Chapter 462

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- Raikage vs Juugo! Juugo is so dead.
- Suigetsu comments on how fast Raikage is.
- Raikage punches Juugo. Juugo creates some sort of shield thingy to protect himself.
- Shi's spider sense is tingling!
- Suigetsu tries to sneak on the guy that can detect chakra. ._.
- Darui protects his partner! OMGWTFBBQ TEAMWORK. IT'S SO SHINY.
- Suigetsu: Your sword is nice. But mine is bigger better.
- Raikage destroys Juugo's shield by using his Mojo.
- Raikage: Next!
- Sasuke's crazy glare is crazy.
- Raikage: Your Sharingan hax doesn't work on me. My abs can reflect genjutsu.
- Shi contemplates Raikage's awesomeness.
- Excuse me while I contemplate Raikage's muscles.
- Juugo: MINE IS AN EVIL LAUGH. TAKE THIS!
- ...Juugo has lasers. o_O
- Shi and Darui: Oh Noes!
- Juugo uses his LASER.
- Suigetsu wonders if Juugo killed the Raikage. Sorry to disappoint you, Aquaman, but Raikage is from Kumo and he is not fodder 8D
- Shi is surprised that Juugo survived after being hit by the Kage of Manliness.
- Shi feels a disturbance in the force. Sasuke looks Evil.
- Sasukito traps Shi in a genjutsu using this evil thingy that looks like a Heartless.
- Darui: Shi, this is not the time to take a nap.
- Juugo celebrates in advance.
- Karin does the same.
- Raikage elbows Juugo. This MOFO took a MegaLaser to the face and he didn't even blink
MEANWHILE, IN MADARA'S TEA PARTY
- Naruto is in denial.
- Yamato cannot believe it. Does this mean he doesn't believe Sasuke may be evil or Kishimoto just skipped Madara's Lecture of Doom?
- Tobidara: Now, we can't discuss Sasuke without discussing Itachi.
- Kakashi: STFU, I don't believe you.
- Tobidara: I'm not lying. Pinky swear.
- Ok, so Tobidara told them about the Massacre? I'd expect Naruto to look a little more... shocked at the idea of Konoha ordering the annihilation of a whole Clan.... But Naruto is in "WANT SASUKE NAO" mode, so...
- Of course Sasuke would return to the village when he knows the leaders of Konoha ordered the assassination of his whole family, Kakashi. He is just being dumb. And vengeful.
- Tobidara: You don't understand Sasuke like I do.
- Naruto is upset about that.
- Tobidara: Sasuke is an avenger.
- Naruto: That's your fault!
- Tobidara: Eh... no, not rly.
- Naruto: >(
- Tobidara: Sasuke wants to be an avenger. And you should trust me on this. Is not like I'm the Big Bad that betrays people left and right because of the lulz.
- Naruto: NOOOO, Sasuke would never do that, he is pure as the snow until I get my hands on him....... why is he ignoring me? he must be brainwashed!!!111 *denials*
- Tobidara: ...Okaaay. You really need to stop reading trashy romance novels, kid. That said, I didn't know if Sasuke would choose Itachi's path or Revenge. I mean, his brother's body was still warm when I delivered some Awful News and I may have brainwashed him a little...... but that's not the point.
- OMGZ Sasuke wants to kill everybody in Konoha even when he said he only wanted Danzou
- Do you really need to ask that, Naruto?
- Ok... so Sasuke choose revenge... but at the same time he had no choice because Uchihas are cursed to be Evil. Obito may disagree, but Kishimoto will probably retcon that too.
- Tobidara: Once upon a time there was a sage called Rikudou...
- Kakashi: That's a myth! Uchihas are mutants.
- Tobidara: No, it has been confirmed by People magazine. 100% Trufax.
- So Rikudou entrusts two boys with the Power of The Ninja. Of course, it couldn't have been a girl and a boy. Or two girls. Obviously not.
- The elder brother was born with Super Eyes of Hax and believed in power. That makes him Evil. He also looked pretty scary.
- The baby brother was born with Super Body of Hax and believed in Love. That makes him Good. And a big Pansy.
- So, Rikudou obviously didn't read the Bible. This "I'm gonna choose my successor" never ends well.
- Kishimoto has brother issues.
- Hell has no fury like a Uchiha scorned.
- So it's all Rikudou's fault. Today's lesson: Don't play favourites.
- Uchiha = Bad and Senju = Good? I don't like where this is going...
- Somewhere in Konoha Neji is all "I told you so"
- Who wants to bet that Naruto is a Senju?
- Naruto and Sasuke are fated to be toget... I mean... fight.
- Now who wants to bet the Fir... ]]> *gabzillaz http://gabzillaz.deviantart.com/journal/26874639/ http://gabzillaz.deviantart.com/journal/26874639/ Fri, 28 Aug 2009 11:39:51 PDT
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- Juugo makes sense. Which is why Sasuke doesn't listen to him.
- Yes, Juugo. He is also losing his brains.
- Sasuke attacks the sexy MOFO and his bodyguards. I don't know about you, but if Raikage stared at me like that I would run for the hills. Unless the hills have eyes.
- OMGZ Darui is so sexy when he uses Suiton on Sasuke so he can electrocute him with a Raiton <3
- Sasuke: Bitch, I'm a PikachUchiha. Your jutsu doesn't work on me.
- Darui tells Raikage that Sasuke is a Thunder and Fire Pokemanz.
- Raikage's abs are so distracting.
- Suigetsu: How the heck did they get intel on Sasuke?
- Karin: It's all in his Facebook profile.
- Juugo tells Sasuke that this is the motherfucking Raikage. So they should get serious. Really srs.
- Stormsamurai: Sasuke kicked our asses. Help plz.
- Yugito's clone uses the Force.
- Juugo: Something wicked this way comes.
- Raikage: SURPRISE, BITCH!
- Raikage punches Sasuke into the ground.
- Juugo: OMG NOES! D:
- Juugo is adorable.
- Sasuke: LULZ You have just been genjutsued.
- Yugito's clone: Not bad, but ours is better. And bigger.
- Sasuke: O SHIT
- In his free time, Darui is a butcher.
- Karin: NOT THE FACE! ANYWHERE BUT HIS PRETTY FACE! D:
- Suigetsu and Juugo to the rescue!
- Aaaaw, they really love Sasukito, even if he is a jerk.
- Suigetsu has Balls of Steel. Big ones.
- Zabuza's sword D:
- So, considering the Tsuchikage looks like Gimli... maybe Kishimoto will introduce a group of elves that can fix the sword?
- Suigetsu: Being made of water has its advantages.
- Karin thinks Suigetsu did a good job. Ok, I expect some flying pigs in following chapters.
- Sasuke: I don't need your help! >(
- Suigetsu: Ungrateful little bitch...
- Stormsamurai: This was SO worth the ticket prize. Wait till I post this in YouTube.
- Darui tells C (?) to check for more Sasukito members.
- Karin: O Shit. Gotta hide.
MEANWHILE IN THE KAGECON MEETING HALL
- Ao tells the neutrals that Danzou does not have his Sharinganz activated.
- Danzou: I can't use the jutsu all the time.
- Ao: I don't trust you, bitch. >(
- Danzou: Damn you and whoever you stole that Byakugan from.
- Gaara: *looks sexy*
- Ao knows Danzou hates him. He tells him that he won't be killed easily.
- Oh, Danzou. This is not your day, is it?
- Mizukage The Sexy: If we have to, we'll fight.
- So Mifune would have selected Danzou even without being hypnotized? Danzou must be feeling pretty stupid right now.
- Danzou tells the other Kages that he is doing it for Konoha and the Shinobi World. This is not about his personal lust for power. Of course not.
- Tsuchikage: Bullshit.
- I kinda love the Tsuchikage right now.
- Danzou: The end justifies the means.
- Gaara has a mini flashback.
- OMGZ CUTE BB GAARA.
- Gaara's daddy was hot.
- Gaara gives a speech about trust.
- Every guy in this manga has a crush on Naruto. Except Sasuke. This breaks Naruto's heart.
- Tsuchikage thinks Gaara doesn't know what he is doing.
- Kankurou is mad.
- Temari: Down, boy.
- Gaara: Ok, I has a question.
- Tsuchikage: Ok
- Gaara: When did you start sucking?
- Mizukage: HAWT.
- Temari: Ok, I know that we are allies... but Sasuke is with Akatsuki.
- Gaara: Sasuke Uchiha... my rival in love...
- Tsuchi chick: LOL OWNED.
- Tsuchikage: Shove it. >(
- Akatsuchi: Are we gonna fight?
- Tsuchikage: My back hurts.
- Waaait, this girl is Deidara's sister? o_o
- Rock Village: Land of Traps and funny looking people.
- Danzou's bodyguards want to recover Sasuke.
- Ao: OH NO YOU DON'T.
- Ao is... all kinds of awesome.
- Danzou: Steady, boys.
MEANWHILE IN ANOTHER PART OF THE KAGECON
- HOLY TRANSFORMATIONS, BATMAN.
- Juugo looks cool.
- C warns Darui and the Raikage because Juugo has crazy chakra.
- Suigetsu: So... should we get out of the way in case Juugo goes crazy on US?
- ILU Suigetsu.
- Raikage: I'M GOING TO INTRODUCE YOU TO A WORLD OF... ]]> *gabzillaz http://gabzillaz.deviantart.com/journal/26723483/ http://gabzillaz.deviantart.com/journal/26723483/ Thu, 20 Aug 2009 21:55:13 PDT Chapter 460

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- Another colored page. Sasuke looks... like a girl. He really is the prettiest of them all. I like Naruto's weapon.
- Sasuke has more hairstyles than all the girls combined.
- Zetsu, this is not the time to play Hide and Seek.
- Raikage is displeased.
- Team Gaara the Pimp wonders what the heck Sasuke is doing in the summit.
- Team Mizukage the Hot Mamacita thinks Sasuke is Kakashi.
- Danzou is surprised Sasuke is there. He should be scared shitless.
- It seems that the Tsuchi nin is a girl, after all. I see thong. 8D
- Raikage: WHERE IN THE KAGECON IS UCHIHA SASUKE, MOTHERFUCKER?
- Zetsu: O SHIT.
- Zetsu thinks that joking is a good idea.
- NECK SNAPS
- Not a good idea.
- Raikage: LET'S GET THIS PARTY STARTED.
- Mizukage: You know, you could kill him after getting some information from him. Dead people don't talk Pain disagrees
- Gaara says Akatsuki would never betray each other. Excuse me while I laugh my ass off. Gaara obviously never heard of Konan and Nagato. Or Madara.
- Gaara says Akatsuki members are hardcore. Yep, it's obvious he never met Nagato.
- Mifune tells his fodder!guards to get ready to mambo.
- Raikage tells Ao to keep a Byakugan eye on Danzou. Smart guy.
- Danzou: Dammit.
- DOORS ARE FOR SISSIES. RAIKAGE MAKES HIS OWN DOORS WITH HULK SMASH.
- Darui: Sorry D:
- Tsuchikage says Raikage was unruly as a child. Now I want flashback of chibi!Raikage smashing walls.
- Fodder!Bodyguard: Ok, let's find the bishie.
- Stormtrooper Samurai: Yes, sir!
MEANWHILE, IN ANOTHER PART OF THE KAGECON
- Karin: O shit. The samurai know we are here!
- Chibi!Juugo IS SO CUTE: Zetsu did it.
- Sasuke: *looks pissed*
- Fodder!Samurai attacks a decoy.
MEANWHILE IN YAMATO'S HOTEL.
- Window Tobirama is watching you fap sleep.
- Tobirama: Hello there
- Naruto: OMGWTFBBQ RASENGAAAAAAAAAAN
- Rasengan doesn't work on ghosts, Naruto.
- Yamato uses wood tentacles to trap Tobirama and... put Naruto in a cage?
- Yamato thinks Naruto is a dog.
- Tobirama thinks Kakashi is pretty hot fast.
- Kakashi suddenly loses his scar. Don't worry, it will come back as soon as the assistant remembers it.
- Kakashi: I won't let you touch Naruto, you dirty old men.
- Tobirama: I AM Uchiha Madara. But I guess you already knew that. 8D
- Yamato: You are in my Woodhouse of Love. You ain't getting away with Naruto.
- Tobirama: Pft... I came here to chat, not to capture him. Because I do things for the lulz.
- Kakashi: -__-
- Tobirama: Ok, Naruto. I wanna know all about this Talk no Jutsu you use. I usually manipulate morons into doing what I want but YOU can convert them with badfic, so I'm here to compare notes.
- Naruto: SASUKE! GIMME MAH SASUKE!
- Tobirama: One track mind... Ok, I'll tell you all about Sasuke and how he is consumed by hatred and totally not redeemable right now.
- Naruto: *looks REALLY pissed*
BACK TO THE LAND OF SNOW AND STORMTROOPERS
- Samurai: *falls for it*
- Sasuke: Because I'm worth it, girl.
- Karin: I didn't sign up for this shit.
- The samurai want to destroy Taka. Poor them.
- HOLY SHIT. THE SAMURAI HAVE LIGHTSABERS. but they are fodder. Dammit, Kishi
- Sasuke: I broke a nail. So I'm pissed. SO COME AND GET ME, BITCHES.
- Samurai: Ok 8D
- Sasuke deflects the Force by using his Force.
- Samurai: We are SO screwed.
- Karin: THEY ARE GONNA GET US OMG OMG OMG
- Juugo: Get a grip, bitch. Tell me where Danzou is. I'll take care of the samurai.
- Karin feels a disturbance in the force!
- HOLY DEMON THINGIES, BATMAN.
- So, apparently, a smiling Nobody is working extra hours in Naruto. Manipulating Sasuke.
- Sasuke is killing the samurai. OMG SASUKE IS KILLING PEOPLE. A NINJA IS KILLING PEOPLE. I'm gonna faint.
- Suigetsu: Damn, he doesn't let ME kill, but he goes all psycho on people? Not fair >(
- Karin: That chakra is dark and cold and.. I want my mommy D:
- Yugito's clone can detect chakra too.
- Karin feels something big is coming.
- RAIKAGE SMASHES THE GROUND. The guy loves to do that.
- AND HE IS SHIRTLESS. 8D
- Raikage: Ok, brat. Let's get serious.
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No Naruto this week, but here's Soul Eater 64

Chapter 64

- Ok, Maka stole Sakura's flying staff.
- Soul is not amused. The wings are way too girly for something as cool as him.
- Kim tells Maka to fly faster. Apparently, cute wings are too busy being cute to be fast.
- Don't worry Soul. Death Scythes are used to embarrasment. Just look at Spirit.
FLASHBACK mangakas love them
- Spirit wanted to have a srs discussion with his baby girl.
- Spirit: I don't want to trouble you, but the Evil Forces of Doom may be after your head. 8D
- Being a Soul GPS is hazardous to your health.
- Maka thinks Spirit is more worried about her ability than her safety.
- Papa is sad and asks Soul to help him.
- Soul: Do I look like Social services?
END OF FLASHBACK
- Maka and Kim are still flying.
- Soul: Ok, Maka. Stop playing card cardcaptors, we have things to do.
- Maka: >(
- Kim: Awkward.
- Maka's spider senses are tingling. So she tells Kim to go back to Shibusen. You know, so she can tackle the probably very strong dude that is coming on her own.
- Soul: Is it Justin?
- Maka: Nope
- Soul: Aaaaw.
- Then Gopher and his (her?) fancy disco pants appear out of nowhere.
- This guy (?) doesn't beat around the bush.
ANOTHER FLASHBACK
- Noah's place looks really nice. I wonder how much he pays for it.
- Noah: You can kill the loli, just bring back her Soul.
- Gopher: YAY 8D
BACK TO THE PRESENT
- Gopher uses his/her... fancy thingy in his arm to hit Maka.
- Gopher can punch you, he can fire stuff at you and he can kick you in the face. All while looking fierce.
- Gopher: How does it feel to be the prey?
- Ok, I want Gopher's shirt. Because a shirt with a mouth that can fire Giga Slaves is... awesome.
- Maka: O SHIT
- What's with this manga and the creepy androginous characters?
- No shit, Soul.
- Ok, so Gopher is a bad angel. And he doesn't like it when Maka checks out his soul.
MEANWHILE IN SHIBUSEN, COOLEST LOOKING SCHOOL EVER
- Liz and Tsubaki discuss Maka and her possible meltdown while Patty plays with her cone. Ice-cream cone.
- Black Star likes to eat his ice-cream and make it look really dirty.
- Liz: You are gonna choke, moron.
- Black Star: Don't worry, guys. Maka will be back to normal... as soon as somebody kicks her behind.
- What did I told you? This guy is all about Disco.
- The fairy wings are making Maka slow.
- Gopher: LOL U SUCK
- Soul: So... plan B?
- Maka: Enough with this angel crap. GIMME SOME BADASS WINGS OF DOOM.
- Soul: Yay 8D
- Soul = Hotness
- Ok, so the new wings are still angel wings, but they look less CCS and more Soul Eater 8D

Slow chapter, but the art is so pretty. *___*

Needs more Kid and Shinigami-sama.

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- Cover has lots and lots of chibis. I miss Eyeshield 21
- "Sakura's decision" or "How to troll the Pairing Fans in 10 chapters"
- Oh Danzou, you are so selfless. You'll shoulder the responsability even if you don't want the power. 8D
- Raikage: WTF? This guy has "shady" written all over him and you are gonna make him the Leader of the World?
- Mifune: Ok, ok, who should I choose?
- Raikage: Me, of course! Just look at my abs. I have six packs on my six packs. Also, there are no Kumo nins in Akatsuki. We kill them as soon as we see them painting their nails.
- Mifune: You have anger issues. So, no. Next.
- Raikage: >(
- Mifune: Kazekage is too shouta. Tsuchikage is old and used Akatsuki before. And Mizukage is from the village where Akatsuki was born... and she is a girl. So the only logical conclusion is the guy that screams Evil with every word he says.
- Raikage: NO U
- Ao knows something is wrong and tells Choujiroo to get ready to party.
- HOLY BYAKUGANS BATMAN.
- Seriously, anybody can get a magical eye these days.
MEANWHILE IN KONOHA
- OMG teams that are not Team Kakashi 8D
- O Kiba, why so sexy?
- Excuse me while I squeal all over Team 8.
- Ino is crying. :/
- Chouji consoles her. Kishimoto really is into pairing bait these past few chapters.
- Kiba tells Ino to STFU.
- TENTEN SPEAKS. 8D
- Kiba is all manly and sexy and says this isn't part 1 anymore.
- Aaaw, Shino has a soul <3
- Shino: If Ino is like this, Naruto and Sakura are gonna drown us with the tears.
- Let's leave this to Shikamaru, Kishimoto's favourite.
MEANWHILE IN THE DRAMA TENT
- Sakura is still crying.
- Shizune tells Sai that Sasunaru is the true OTP of this manga.
- Sai agrees, but he cannot accept it because he has the hots for Naruto.
- Sai: We are relying on Naruto too much. Is not like Naruto tells everybody to go make sammiches while he handles the situation.
- Sakura keeps crying.
- Sai feels sadness when he looks at Naruto, because he is the Jacob to his Bella.
- That fire Naruto feels when he thinks about Sasuke? It doesn't come from his guts, Sai. And is not called rage. 8D
- Sai: We have to take matters into our own hands.
- Shikamaru because it couldn't have been Neji or Ino or Lee, it had to be Shikamaru: I agree.
- Shikamaru: We are gonna stop Sasuke and Akatsuki 8D
- Shikamaru wants to know if Team 7 is ok with them killing Sasukito. He is gonna try anyway, so I don't know why he is asking for persmission.
- Shikamaru: Blah blah blah revenge blah blah blah I'm an hypocrite blah blah blah Kishimoto can't get enough of me.
- Sakura has parents?
- Sakura keeps crying. Somebody give her some water before she dehydrates.
- Shikamaru: So, can I kill Sasuke? Pretty please with cherries on top? 8D
- Sakura looks devastated and tells Shikamaru to stop talking. Thank you, Sakura.
MEANWHILE SOMEWHERE NEAR SNOW COUNTRY
- Naruto thinks about Sasuke. Wile in bed. I feel like I've seen this before...
- Naruto wangsts and this is totally not looking like a shounen-ai. I swear.
- Naruto doesn't understand Sasuke anymore.
MEANWHILE IN THE KAGE SUMMIT.
- Taka is outside the building.
- Karin wonders where Zetsu disappear to.
- Sasuke: Heh, just as planned.
- Tobidara and Zetsu plot. Tobidara wants to know if everything is set.
- Tobirada: Let's get this party started.
- Sakura stops crying. This is important.
- Shikamaru wants to talk with Naruto. Sai tells him he is unavailable and if he wants to leave a message.
- Sakura tells Shikamaru she will talk with Naruto.
- If Sakura thinks Naruto will stop trying to get Sasuke back because she asks him to... she has been reading the wrooong manga 8D
- Sakura wants to get it right this time (?)
MEANWHILE AT THE KAGE SUMMIT FULL OF SEXY
- Ao uses Byakugan! It's super effective!
- Ao recognizes the chakra in Danzou's parts. It's from Shisui Uchiha, Itachi's best friend. OMGZWTFZBBQZ THAT'S THE TWIST!
- Ao wants to know what's going on under all those bandages.
- Danzou: Dammit.
- Ok, so Shizui's Sharingan could hypnotize you. Awesome.
- Surprise! Danzou has been controlling Mifune.
- So Ao was the one that discovered that the former Mizukage was being controlled. I really like this guy. Eve... ]]> *gabzillaz http://gabzillaz.deviantart.com/journal/26297227/ http://gabzillaz.deviantart.com/journal/26297227/ Fri, 31 Jul 2009 12:21:45 PDT Chapter 458

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- Gaara has something to say. So shut your trap and listen to this MOFO.
- Tsuchikage: In my days, teenagers respected their elders and didn't become leaders of their village before they started shaving regularly.
- Gaara: I can be rude and still be the Kage because I'm awesome. And hot.
- Tsuchikage: D<
- Mizukage defends Gaara because she thinks he is so hot.
- Gaara tells the other kages about his traumatic experience with Deidara's tongue hands Akatsuki.
- Meanwhile Temari tells Kankurou to shut up because baby brother is talking.
- Gaara: Akatsuki is dangerous. Do you know how many fangirls they have? And I tried to warn you, but only Tsunade paid attention. Now we are out of Pokemon.
- Raikage is HUGE and Tsuchikage is so tiny
- Tsuchikage: Cooperation is for wussies.
- Oh Gaara ILU.
- Tsuchikage is not pleased because he knows Gaara is so hot and he is totally falling for him already.
- Mizukage: Nothing to worry about. Akatsuki has 8 out of 9 bijuus. Is not like they have an Uchiha that can control them. 8D
- I really want a bijuu arc now. Curse you, Kishi.
- Tsuchikage: Bijuus and Vessels grow together. They can learn to like each other.
- I wonder why Sarutobi never thought "Hey, I have an idea. Why don't we make sure Naruto and Kyuubi learn to be BFF so the little vixen helps us in the future?"
- Danzou tells the other kages who were the ones that could control the bijuus but who cares because THE FORMER MIZUKAGE WAS THE PRETTY BOY ONE OF THE VESSELS! 8D
- Killerbee, you are so fine 8D
- Choujuuro and Guy That Pisses the Mizukage off notice something...!
- Raikage is tired of this useless chit chat and destroys a table. He does love to do that.
- asdadasd awesome page with awesome bodyguards wielding awesome looking weapons of awesome an..
- HOLY MUPPETS, BATMAN. IS THAT SASORI?
- Kankurou is using Sasori as a puppet. That's ironic.
- Somebody knows what the heck Choujuuro's weapon is?
- You only need two Kumo nins to fight six nins from the other villages 8D
- Mifune: Children, behave.
- Danzou: Guys, please. I'm trying to fulfill my ambitious plans of Evil, here.
- Gaara: Guys, you are blocking my mojo.
- I love how Gaara is all cool and suave 8D
- I missed you and your Sexy, Temari.
- So everybody sits down. This was just to show us how cool the other villages are.
- Raikage: The Akatsuki members are from your villages and you have been using them as mercenaries. So I don't trust you. >(
- Gaara: Whaaat? Everybody was using Akatsuki and you tell me this now? After half the members were killed? Dammit
- Raikage is Awesomesauce.
- Tsuchikage: Peace breeds pussies.
- Gaara: I demand an explanation for this bullshit.
- I looove mercenaries 8D
- Raikage: I'm sure somebody is using this to get an advantage. *glares at Danzou*
- Danzou: *whistles*
- So the former Mizukage may have been a tool. The plot thickens.
- Somewhere in Akatsukiland, Madara is loling.
- Raikage: I hate you all >(
- Tsuchikage: Well, we may pay Akatsuki to fight for us, but you are collecting ninjutsu like kids collect candy. *cough*Kidnapping Hinata*cough*
- Danzou: Before you start bitching at each other, lemme tell you something... Madara may be behind all this.
- Everybody: OMGWTFBBQ
- Tsuchikage: But he should be dead! He is older than I am!
- Danzou: My sources are trustworthy.
- Mifune: I is neutral. Listen to me. Madara is a Magnificent Bastard who has been playing you like a Master. But there is still hope. Let's form an alliance.
- Tsuchikage: But who could lead us?
- Mifune: Since I'm the neutral guy, I'm gonna decide who is fit to be the World Leader.
- Danzou: JUST AS PLANNED
MEANWHILE, IN KONOHA, SAI IS ABOUT TO START PAIRING WAR 3
- Sai tells Sakura that the Kum... ]]> *gabzillaz http://gabzillaz.deviantart.com/journal/26150870/ http://gabzillaz.deviantart.com/journal/26150870/ Fri, 24 Jul 2009 12:41:55 PDT
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Chapter 457

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- Colored cover with Naruto trying to look serious business.
- Colored cover with all the kages. It would be perfect if it wasn't for Naruto hogging the spotlight and not letting me see Mizukage's legs.
- Let's start with Gaara, looking hot as usual. And with zippers in his sleeves.
- So Gimli Tsuchikage's clothes are green. And red. And somebody tell Snow White one of her dwarves got drunk and ended up in a shounen manga.
- Danzou looks... eh... ok. I guess. He is the least impressive of the kages.
- I see some Sharingan.
- Mizukage looks appropriately hawt. And not red-headed. Though Kishimoto couldn't resist and used auburn instead. I like her clothes, they are pretty. Also, boobs.
- Now for the best part of this cover... RAIKAGE IS TOO MANLY AND SEXY FOR YOUR SHIRT.
- Chapter starts with Juugo using his Princess Powers to gather data.
- Sasuke tells Karin to keep an eye on the guards.
- Karin is not pleased. Her contract didn't say anything about going into a heavily guarded meeting full of scary looking Samurai.
- Sasuke tells Aloe Vera that he is coming so he can identify Danzou. Is not that hard Sasuke. Just look for the shady looking guy that is being guarded by Konoha nins.
SOMEWHERE IN SNOW LAND
- Danzou receives Sai's message. Sai could start his own Mailing Service.
- Sai's update: Everything is ok. Srsly. Naruto is being a good boy and did not leave the village to pursue team Samui to beg Raikage not to kill Sasuke. Rly. In other news, I think I am in love with him. So I'm totally trustworthy.
MEANWHILE IN SAMURAI COUNTRY
- Karin uses logic. In this manga, this is not super effective.
- Sasuke: Be a good woman, shut up and do your job.
- Suigetsu: LOL Owned.
- Karin: >(
- HalfZetsu: Your life is hard, man.
- Sasuke tells HalfZetsu he better not lie to him. Of course he won't lie to you, Sasuke. He is part of the Akatsuki and loyal to the biggest Backstabber/Liar in this manga. Why would he lie?
- Karin is a living Lie detector too. So the girl can heal, track and now she can tell when you lie. Awesome.
- HalfZetsu says Danzou is not friends with him or Madara. He never shared his toys, the bastard.
SOMEWHERE IN SNO... Oh, whatever, it all looks the same.
- Sheer Manliness is jumping trees. I wonder if Tree Jumping is like the National sport of all ninjas.
- Yugito's male clone detects Samui's squad.
- Samui: We have returned from Konoha.
- Raikage: Did you bring souvenirs? 8D
- Yugito's clone detects Naruto's team. Seems Samui did not. Probably because she is a girl. :/
- Karui is not happy to see him. I'm liking this girl more and more with each new chapter.
- Raikage has heard about Kakashi and wants to know if the Hokage sent him.
- Yugito's clone tells Kakashi they don't have an appointment.
- Rudeness is excused if you are from Konoha.
- Raikage: Ok, brat. I guess I can waste a couple of minutes to hear your request.
- Naruto: I want you to not kill Sasuke. Pretty please?
- Yes, Omoi, Naruto would do anything for Sasuke. Anything
- Don't worry, Karui. You are not the only one.
- Naruto: Sasuke is my friend! So even if he is being a jerk and he kidnapped Killerbee and he may be responsible of his death.... you can't kill him because that would make me sad and then I would want revenge and there will be war an...
- Raikage: Bored now. Let's go.
- Raikage may be the most awesome character in Naruto right now.
- Naruto is on his knees. Begging. And looking kinda lame.
- Raikage is not impressed.
- Naruto: Sasuke doesn't want to be my BFF so he MUST be mad. ;___;
- Naruto, be serious. The only ones that would try to avenge Sasuke are Sakura and you.
- O HAI HINATA.
- Naruto is on his knees. Begging and crying. Somewhere Jiraiya is smacking Nagato and telling him this is all his fault.
- Raikage: Mh... nope. Still bored.
MEANWHILE IN KONOHA, SAI PONDERS.
- Sai has a flashback. Remember when I said there was one flashback per chapter? I swear I was kidding.
- So this happened before Pain nuked Konoha since the buildings are alive.
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- Fodder nin Assasins attack Danzou!
- Danzou does some seals, turns around (fabulous) and spits something.
- Fodder!Nin: O SHIT
- Ok, this is the Sushi no Jutsu.
- Danzou is Hertless, guys. Remember, he is BAD. He kills people when they are down. So does Kakashi. And the nins did try to kill him. And any smart ninja would do this. But Danzou is bad. And mean. And he kills froogies.
- Danzou uses the assasin as a shield. Corpses are handy after all.
- Danzou, there is nothing awesome about killing fodder.
- OMG NARUTO'S EYE IS COVERED. I'm calling it now, Naruto has a Sharingan too.
- Ok, so Naruto is leaving the village without saying anything to the girl that almost died for him. Unless Kishimoto adds it in flashbacks, this kinda makes him look like a douche.
MEANWHILE SAI AND KAKASHI HAVE A MOMENT.
- Kakashi tells Sai to tell Danzou Naruto is being a good boy and not leaving the village. I don't know if Kakashi realizes this, but Danzou is going to the KageCon. Naruto wants to talk to the Raikage. Who is also going to the KageCon. So... yeah...
- Sai is sad because Kakashi doesn't trust him.
- Don't worry, Sai. You are already part of the family. Your test just arrived and you are as crazy as the others.
- Aaaaaaw, Sai, you are so precious.
- Sai is totally in love with Kakashi too. Oh, Kishi.
BACK TO DANZOU THE EVIL
- So, Fodder nin from the Country of NobodyCares make excellent pincushions.
- Danzou wants to control the public, the shadows, your economy, your porn...
- Danzou: MY TIME HAS FINALLY COME.
MEANWHILE IN OBLIGATORY SNOWY LEVEL
- Team Taka is jumping trees. They do love to do that.
- Human GPS Karin detects something ahead.
- Sasuke, showing as much emotion as always.
MEANWHILE BACK IN KONOHA
- Kishimoto does't have time to show Naruto talking to Hinata or Team Naruto teling Sakura they are ditching her to go to GayCamp, but he sure has time to show Konohamaru.
- Kakashi uses Genjutsu. It's super effective!
- ROOT guys are a bunch of perverts. Which is not surprising considering Sai is obssesed with male genitalia.
- Yeah, I know. It's a distraction. Normally I wouldn't complain, however...
- IMPROVED SEXY NO JUTSU OFF-SCREEN? Not fair. Not fair at all.
- Konohamaru is sad because he is not as sexy as Naruto.
- But Naruto praises him because he learned Rasengan. Aaaw Kishi gives us some NaruKono bonding but Naruto doesn't have time to thank Hinata.
- Kakashi can't believe how gay this chapter is.
MEANWHILE IN THE LIBRARY NEXT TO THE HOKAGE MONUMEN... wait, what?
- I love Omoi. I do hope this is not foreshadowing. Omoi is too cool to die.
- I love Karui too.
- Samui is srs business.
- Off they go, to see the Wizard Raikage.
- Yamato can build houses out of thin air and he is a living tracking device. Awesome.
- Team Kumo jump some trees. Omoi asks Karui if she is worried about Naruto. Karui is not pleased.
- Team Yamato is going to follow Team Kumo. Hey, guys, aren't you forgetting something? I'll give you a hint: it has pink hair.
- Sakura (who is not in this chapter): Fuck my life.
MEANWHILE IN A RANDOM INN.
- The Mizukage molests the Shouta.
- Mizukage likes them young.
- Ao is jealous. 8D
- So the Mist Village is not Bloody anymore.
- The Mizukage misunderstands things again, threatens to kill Ao.
- I love this woman. 8D
MEANWHILE IN A CAVE.
- Team Gimli talk about the Obligatory Snowy Level, better known as The Land that was never mentioned before Of Iron.
- This village sounds so cool. Three mountains that look like wolves? Snow? Samurai? WHY IS THIS MANGA SET IN KONOHA, KISHI? WHY? T_______T
- No ninjas in the Land of Iron. Instead we have the guys from Jin-Roh.
- I really want a crack fic with Suigetsu and an onsen scene now.
- Sasuke tells mini Juugo to use his Disney Princess Powers and lead the way.
- O HAI GAARA. WHY SO HOT?
- Remember when Gaara was an homicidal psycho? Now people invite him in a... ]]> *gabzillaz http://gabzillaz.deviantart.com/journal/25969731/ http://gabzillaz.deviantart.com/journal/25969731/ Wed, 15 Jul 2009 17:52:03 PDT


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- Danzou prepares for the conference.
- Danzou tells Fodder!Root Terai to take care of Kabuto. Terai is so dead.
- Danzou: Ok, I'm almost ready for the KageCon. Remove your masks, guys. Cosplay is not allowed.
- Root guys take of their cloaks. Fabulous.
- Seems that one of Pain's bodies is alive (I knew it, they are zombies). That or Kishimoto is not really original with his designs.
- What is Zorro doing in Naruto?
- Fu wants to know which kind of toys they can bring to the Con. Danzou tells him he can bring whatever he wants.
- Danzou tells Kato Zorro Torune he should set some men to watch over Naruto.
- You should give up, Danzou. Sai is totally gay for Naruto.
- I wonder what Fodder!Root can do to stop Naruto from leaving the village.
IN OTHER NEWS, SOMEBODY IS BEATING NARUTO TO A PULP.
- Karui: Damn, this guy really is into S&M.
- Naruto, the Rocky of Naruto.
- Omoi is amazed. He didn't know Naruto was THIS gay for Sasuke. Don't worry, you get used to it.
- Sai is not pleased.
- Karui tells Naruto she is not a sadist. But she will hit him some more for being a douche with a Martyr Complex.
- Sai is not pleased AT ALL.
- Karui: FALCON PUNCH
- Sai stops Karui. But the important thing in this panel is that we can see that Karui is wearing stockings 8D
- Omoi: Damn, everybody is gay in this village.
- Karui: GTFO, he obviously likes it.
- Naruto tells Sai to stay out of this. He wants to Martyr some more.
- Sai: Naruto, you don't have to get beaten up for Sasuke's sake. He hurt you!
- Naruto: You don't understand. He hurts me because he loves me!
- Sai: Naruto, bb, I would treat you right! ;___;
- If you feel like you are reading a Shounen-ai harem instead of a shounen, raise your hand.
- Karui: FREE PUNCHES DAY!
- Omoi stops Karui, he knows Naruto is gay for Sasuke so he won't betray him. He also knows Sai is gay for Naruto and he will protect him.
- Karui: YOU HAVE ALREADY BEEN CONVERTED? D:
- Omoi: I know they are the enemy, and they are protecting the missing nin that kidnapped and probably killed our master. But for some reason I like him.
- Karui: *facepalm*
- Omoi is really sexy.
- asdasdas SAMUI *___*
- Samui: You are not causing trouble, right?
- Karui: 8/ Oh shit.
- Omoi tells Samui Killerbee may be alive and they have to go look for him.
- Samui is smart.
- WTF? SENSE? IN MY NARUTO?
- Samui and co. will take the info to the Raikage.
- Naruto wants to go with them.
- Sai is so cute when he worries about his crush.
- Naruto: I wanna talk to the Raikage.
- Karui: WTF
- It takes more than a bunch of Konoha citizens praising Naruto and telling the audience how Naruto should be Hokage to convince Samui. I love this woman.
- Samui: You are not invited.
- Naruto:
- Team Kumo leave to download some data.
- Naruto tells Sai to take him to Kakashi and Yamato.
KAKASHI AND YAMATO'S LOVE TENT.
- Sai is taking care of Naruto. Aaaw *ships SaiNaru like crazy*
- Sai tells Naruto that they should go to the hospital let Sakura heal him.
- Naruto tells him he doesn't want to tell Sakura that he was beat up by a girl because of Sasuke explain this.
- Naruto apologizes and thanks Sai for his help.
- Sai says it's not a problem. He has an excuse to touch Naruto. 8D
- Yes, I'm shipping them like crazy.
- Kakashi: LOL beaten like a girl for defending your boyfriend. They beat you up good.
FLASHBACK! You gotta have one per chapter.
- Sai wants to know why Naruto and Sakura insist on protecting their bond with Sasuke when it only causes them pain.
- They care because Sasuke is a hot piece of ass was a good guy when he wasn't acting like a jerk, Sai.
- Kakashi: Sai, in reality you... You know why. *wink wink nudge nudge*
- Sai is so cute.
- Stop being a sissy, Naruto.
- Kakashi: So, you better rest for a...
- Naruto: NO TIME FOR THAT. NEED TO SEE RAIKAGE ASAP.
- Kakashi: ._.
- Yamato: o__o
- Naruto wants to convince Raikage - you know, the guy that does Dynamic Exits - to pardon Sasuke. Yes, rly.
- The sad thing is that Naruto is going to brainwash the Raikage and convince him to pardon the guy that kidnapped his baby brother.
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- In case you didn't notice, Rock Village is full of rocks.
- The Village says goodbye to the Tsuchikage and his guard.
- Tsuchikage has back issues. Because your hips being a virtual timebomb is srs business.
- Ok, I'm LOVING these designs. Why doesn't Kishimoto focus on other villages? They look and sound ten times more awesomesauce than Konoha.
- The Tsuchikage reminds me of somebody... Gimli is that you?
- Kurozuchi is hawt. Anko level of hawt. I like her already.
- Akazuchi is such an adorable dork 8D
- Tsuchikage doesn't need your help. He can break his hips on his own, thank you very much.
- Tsuchikage: WHO DO YOU THINK I AM? I AM THE GODDAMN BATMAN TSUCHIKAGE.
- Akazuchi: K, carry the luggage, I'll carry you 8D
- The interaction between the Tsuchi members is awesome.
MEANWHILE IN THE VILLAGE OF THE HIDDEN BATHHOUSES MIST.
- So the old guy that seems to be one step from death is not the Mizukage, instead we get..
- HOLY HOTNESS, BATMAN.
- The Mizukage is hot. And has weird hair.
- Chojiro (guy with glasses and pointy teeth) is one of the Seven Swordsmen of The Mist? I'M LIKING THIS.
- And he has a crush on the Mizukage. I can't blame him.
- I want Ao's earrings.
- The Mizukage reminds me of Marie from Soul Eater. She doesn't want to be a Christmas Cake. also, she can kill you with her brain.
- Loving the Mizu team too.
MEANWHILE IN THE HIDDEN VILLAGE OF BADASS PIMP CLOUD.
- Raikage-sama is too awesome to wait. And he looks COOL. Samuel L Jackson level of cool.
- Shii looks like Sai and Yugito's lovechild.
- Darui looks cool.
- DYNAMIC EXIT. RAIKAGE IS TOO AWESOME TO USE A DOOR. Or a window.
- His assistant seems used to this. 8D
- Darui is a civillized man and prefers to use the door.
- Fact: Every Kumo nin is awesome by default.
- So far, Kumo Team is my favourite.
- Karui pins Naruto to a wall. He is not complaining.
- Karui: Info about Sasuke. Give it to me.
- Oh, Naruto, you and your flashbacks.
- Team 7 ;_; Good Sasukito I miss you so much
- Karui doesn't like long flashbacks.
- Naruto can't betray his boyfriend.
- Karui look pissed.
- Come on, Naruto. The other rookie nin want to rescue Sasuke, but they don't want him that bad.
- Sakura: Bring Sasuke back... I beg you... I prefer SasuNaru over SaiNaru ;____;
- Karui: Enough with the flashbacks!
- Moar flashbacks about the Circle of Hatred yada yada Hi Yondaime you are still hawt yada yada.
- Excuses, excuses. Konoha wouldn't kill non-enemies for Sasuke's sake. Only you or Sakura would go that far for him. :/
- Omoi: So what can we do with our Pain?
- Naruto: HIT ME SO YOU CAN FEEL BETTER.
- Karui: Ok. 8D
- Karui has one MEAN left hook. She didn't even hesitate.
- Did I mention I love Karui?
- Karui: This probably won't make me feel better, but since you offered. 8D *pummels Naruto into the ground*
- Omoi watches. Kinky.
- Sai watches too. O:
MEANWHILE IN THE HOKAGE TENT.
- Dear Kishi: Anko is off limits.
- Danzou wants Kabuto. He also looks ridiculous with that hat.
- Konoha has the uncoolest Kage.
- So... is Danzou Tobidara? I hope he isn't. I want him to be a mecha. With Tentacles.



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- Chapter starts with Team Taka jumping trees and looking cool.
- Suigetsu: Look at me, mommy! No hands!
- A wild Tobirada appears!
- Tobirada's jutsu is so cool.
- Sasuke is shocked the mastermind of the organization he joined has followed him.
- COLORED TEAM KUMO. YES.
- WTF Karui's hair is magenta red? Does Kishi have a thing for red hair?
- Karui looks badass even with the creepy color combination.
- Samui is blonde and has.. violet eyes. She is hawt too.
- And Omoi's hair looks almost white. And he is cool too.
- It's obvious, but I'll say it: TEAM KUMO IS SO BADASS IT MAKES EVERYTHING BETTER.
- On the other side we have team 7.
- Sakura vs Karui? I don't know if I want this... Sakura looks pretty, though.
- Naruto spamming Destructo Disk.
- Kakashi looking cool. And reading porn.
- Back to Team Taka and Tobidara... Karin says Tobirada's chakra came out of nowhere. That's because he teleported, sweety. Like in Star Trek.
- Suigetsu: Bad timing, man. We were about to have lunch. Now Sasuke will have a chat with you, we'll change course and it will be another hour till I can eat my sammich.
- Sasuke wonders how Tobirada found them.
- Tobirada: I made Zetsu shove a tracking device up your ass Is within my powers to locate pretty boys, Sasuke. How did you think I found Deidara, Sasori and Itachi? I mean, duh.
- Sasuke tells the highly dangerous Big Bad that he was using him (NO SHIT SHERLOCK) and that he is leaving the Akatsuki. I wonder, did Sasuke leave his brain in Orochimaru's lair?
- Tobirada: I'm gonna kill you if you leave me!
- Sasuke: Not again... First Naruto, then Orochimaru, now you. What's with the creepy people going violent when I try to leave them? You are like a a scorned ex.
- Tobidara tells Sasuke he broke his promise.
- Karin tells Tobidara that they captured and delivered Hachibi.
- Tobirada: No twerps. Hachibi not only kicked your collective asses, resulting in much rejoicing in the anti-Sasuke fandom, he also pulled a fast one on you and escaped.
- So Sasuke didn't know Hachibi tricked them. This means he was willing to kill an innocent to further his goals. This displeases me, because it means Sasuke is a prick and won't come back to the Good Side on his own or little by little. He is going to be brutally raped with Will of Fire.
- Suigetsu tells Tobirama that their contract has expired.
- Tobirama tells him that they didn't fullfill their contract so they are still his slaves and he has new orders.
- Sasuke: What if I say No?
- Tobirama: YOU SHALL NOT PASS.
- Sasuke tries to attack the dude with ghost powers. And as before, it's completely pointless.
- Tobirama: Stop acting like an idiot. Konoha has been destroyed anyway.
- Sasuke: WAT
- A WILD ZETSU APPEARS. And he can answer your questions.
- Karin: WTF is that?
- Tobirama: Chill, he is with me.
- Zetsu: Danzou is Hokage.
- Tobirama: Just as planned.
- Tobirama and Zetsu talk about the new Hokage. Which is Danzou, the guy Sasuke wants to kill. I'm sure they are not doing this to manipulate Sasuke into doing what they want. Of course not.
- Tobirama: The dude you want to kill happens to be the new leader of Konoha.
- Sasuke wants to know wtf is going on.
- Tobirama tells him that Pain destroyed the village and thanks to that (and Sasuke kidnapping people and causing international drama) they are going to have a PARTY Kage Summon.
- I can see Sasuke swallowing the bait.
- Karui, that pose is kinda suggestive.
- Karui: I want information about this Sasuke dude.
- Sakura is in denial.
- Karui uses the A word and asks Sakura what Sasuke is to her.
- Sakura uses her Top Jutsu: Suiton.
- To be honest, I understand that Sakura is crying. But Kishimoto has been trolling her since the Sasori fight, so the poor girl really looks bad.
- Naruto is sad because he knows Sakura is being trolled to show how mature he is, damn you Kishi.
- Kishi is in your fandom, trolling your pairings.
- Naruto wants to know if what Karui says is true.
- Karui: My sources are the best.... ]]> *gabzillaz http://gabzillaz.deviantart.com/journal/25549097/ http://gabzillaz.deviantart.com/journal/25549097/ Thu, 25 Jun 2009 18:09:28 PDT

Scandals aside, he was a great musician.

Rest in peace, Michael.

*edit*

D:

Ed McMahon and Farraw Fawcett died too.

T____________T

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- Omoi is on the cover. Making this "sucking a lollipop" look sexy and badass.
- Naruto opposes the order to kill Sasuke! No shit, Sherlock.
- Naruto: What the Hell do you mean by "He wants to kill Sasuke"?
- Kiba: ...that he wants to kill Sasuke?
- Kakashi: Well... Sasuke is a missing nin... and he did try to kill you... and he did join Orochimaru... and usually that is enough to kill a nin... Tsunade didn't order us to kill him because she is a Naruto Fangirl.
- Sakura is not pleased.
- Kakashi thinks that yelling doesn't solve anything. He must be reading the wrong manga. Wasn't Danzou made Hokage because of a temper tantrum?
- Sakura is gonna smack a bitch.
- Naruto wants to smack a bitch too.
- Kakashi: Now let's just stay calm and think of a pla...
- Naruto: IM NOT GONNA LET HIM TOUCH SASUKE IM THE ONLY ONE ALLOWED TO DO THAT
- Kakashi: Naruto, use your other head.
- Naruto says he won't attack Danzou. *cough*bullshit*cough*
- Kakashi knows Naruto is gay for Sasuke but he doesn't want him to play Danzou's game and do something stupid.
- Naruto is used to doing stupid things so he doesn't care. Neither does Sakura.
- Kiba: Awkward.
- Kakashi knows that Danzou wants to keep Naruto in the Fox Dog House. So yelling at him is probably not a good idea. But this is Naruto, since when does he listen to reason?
- Sai IS ALIVE visits Danzou. Who looks very comfortable in his sofa.
- Danzou: I want you to be Naruto's shadow.
- Sai: So I can stalk him 24/7? Even when he takes a shower?
- Danzou: ...
- Sai wants to know what Danzou wants to do with Naruto.
- Danzou is both a Magnificent Bastard and Genre Savvy. He knows Naruto is So Hot Right Now, so he is going to pretend to be nice. And he is going to use his Furball Container status to keep him under house arrest. Flawless.
- Naruto and Sakura find Sai. They want to know more about Danzou.
- But Sai's tongue is sealed. Literally. He has a tatoo on his tongue. And we get a big shot of his face, mouth open, tongue showing and I can see the manipulations coming...
- So if Sai talks about Danzou and his Barbie collection plans he is dead.
- Yes, Danzou makes sure his goons don't talk. Even if they torture them with Love Speeches and Will of Fire.
- Danzou is a coward that hides when Akatsuki invades the village to make Tsunade look bad. He also is responsible for the Uchiha massacre. But deep down he is a nice guy. Rly.
- Sakura: But he wants to kill Sasuke so he must be a bad guy. >(
- Sai: Well, Sasuke is a missing ni...
- Karui: So I heard you liek mudpiks you are Sasuke's friend...
- Karui is so badass she starts interrogations with a sword in your face.
- Naruto reacts fast, takes Sai's sword... and shoves Sakura out of the way because she is a girl and she can't defend herself. Dammit, Kishi. >(
- Naruto tries to hit Karui.
- Omoi: Oh No You Don't.
- Omoi stops Naruto and looks damn cool while doing so.
- ASFASFASFAS IS THIS TEAMWORK I SEE? AWESOME FLAWLESS TEAMWORK? *___________*
- Sai and Sakura attack...!
- And Kishimoto shows that 1) Teamwork only works when you are from another village and 2) Females in Naruto suck. Which is why I'm worried Karui and Samui are guys dressed as girls.
- Omoi kicks Sakura. Karui evades Sai. My God, these guys are too cool for this manga.
- Naruto catches Sakura because she is obviously not skilled enough to do it herself. WTF Kishi.
- Karui owns Naruto's bushin. Let me repeat: A girl just owned Naruto's bushin. I'm gonna faint.
- Naruto: WTF? You are not supposed to look cooler than us! D:
- Sakura notices these are Kumo nins.
- Omoi: Tell me moar about this Sasuke dude.
- Sakura tells Omoi that is none of their business. Omoi tells her to STFU because Sasuke attacked their village.
- Naruto, Sakura and Sai are shocked.
- Karui: That bitch kidnapped our Pimpmaster!
- Sakura: ...that doesn't sound like Sasuke.
- Omoi: Also, he is in Akatsuki.
- Naruto: WAT.
- Kumo nins can't believe Konoha ninjas are so slow.
- Naruto: Sasuke, what happened to your pure soul? D:

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- Gaara is going got send a video to EM: Home Edition and ask Ty to rebuild Konoha.
- Gaara doesn't know Yamato is a walking House Maker, though.
- GENMA IS ALIVE. And hot. And awesome. As usual.
- Ok, so a couple of weeks ago I said Nagato didn't kill anybody but Jiraiya and some buildings. Don't worry about the buildings, Yamato will revive your house in ten seconds.
- I can't help but picture Yamato in Leia's slave suit, working non stop while Genma whips him good.



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Sorry about that.

MEANWHILE IN SOME OTHER PART OF THE VILLAGE.
- Naruto is sad because Tsunade is in coma, Sakura tries to cheer him up but thinks that somebody should cheer her up because she is sad Hinata is not there.
- Inari and Tazuna! Remember them? Old man and whiny kid from the Zabuza arc? Oh, the memories...
- Inari looks kinda cute.
- News travel fast. Konoha was destroyed a couple of hours ago and these guys are already here? Damn.
- Inari compliments Sakura. Sakura blushes. CANON InaSaku FTW. 8D
- Inari is grateful that Team 7 saved his ass, so he is going to offer Konoha a 50% discount.
- Kakashi is - as expected - alive and well already.
- Kakashi: If you need anything, let me know. Anything.
- Tazuna says the "S" word, cue the wangst.
- Sakura is sad
- Naruto notices she is sad and lies. He should have told the truth: Sasuke left with Orochijackson to get power, now wears an assbow, looks prettier than the female cast put together, loves to be shirtless and will act like an ass until I lobotomize him with the Will of Fire.
- Naruto: Love Triangle? Nah, the only love triangle here is Naruto-Sasuke-Revenge.
- Inari and Tazuna leave to never appear again.
- Where in the World is Sasukito?
MEANWHILE IN THE FOREST
- Team Taka jump some trees.
BACK TO NARUTO AND HIS FLASHBACKS
- Naruto remembers the Valley of The End. Remember that fight? So much subtext of buttsex I was seriously wondering if Kishimoto suddenly added an "ai" at the end of "shounen".
- Naruto understands Sasuke because he lost Jiraiya. He still doesn't understand the assbow, though.
- Naruto: No wonder nothing I said worked. I didn't use fanfiction. Silly me.
- TEAM 7 MOMENTO <3
- Yes, bring Sasuke back so we can have Team 7 again and this wangsfest stops.
- Sasuke broods and flashbackes.
- Sasuke is becoming Pain? Oh great, Naruto WILL convert him with fanfiction now. D:
- Team Cloud is bringing sexy back.
- Samui demands an explanation for this bullshit.
- FodderHyuuga: Akatsuki came, nuked the village, killed people, then revived them.
- Karui: Thank God it wasn't the rock I threw. (KARUI I LOVE YOU, you are so lulzy.)
- Omoi is disappointed. He was going to use the rock to conquer the world.
- The Cloud Village is in Vulcan another planet. This explains why they are so awesome.
- Samui: We come in Peace, human. Bring me to your leader.
- Messenger birds in Naruto travel at the speed of light.
- KAGE MEETING YES. GAARA GAARA GAARA <3
- Samui: Unconscious? Well, wake her up. >(
- Hi Shizune, glad you are not dead. And that you are conveniently covering Tsunade's face.
- Shizune: I'll take that letter.
- Samui: No. >(
- Samui wants to speak with your supervisor.
- Danzou arrives and tells everybody Tsunade has been fired and he is the New Boss that got elected for Hokagedom. Anybody can be Hokage these days.
- Shizune:
- Danzou:
- Danzou receives the letter. Sasuke has been a bad boy
- Danzou: JUST AS PLANNED.
- KIBA IS THE GOSSIP QUEEN OF KONOHA. Now where is Hinata, Kishi? >(
- Kiba: DANZOU IS HOKAGE. In other news, Genma is dating Anko, Gai is involved in a Prozac scandal and Neji was voted Best Hair of Konoha 2009.
- Naruto: Danzou? D:
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- Who is waiting for Naruto? Well, apart from rubble and a bunch of zombies?
- Naruto stumbles. Saving the world by converting villains is tiring, guys.
- Kakashi to the rescue!
- KakaNaru FTW.
- I never thought Naruto riding Kakashi would be so adorable.
- WHERE'S WALDO?
- Aaaaw, Naruto is finally being aknowledged by everybody and their mommas.
- LOL at Naruto's shocked face.
- Sluggie is everywhere. Even in your pants.
- Konoha citizens molest Naruto. Frogs watch. Pervs.
- Hinata cries and looks adorable in the process.
- Sakura goes to Naruto and I can hear the pairing wank already.
- Sakura punches Naruto. Because.
- Then she hugs him and this would be so adorable if it wasn't for the fact that the pairing wars are gonna be over 9000 and many lulz will be provided. So instead of adorable this is lulzy.
- Did I mention that Hinata is adorable?
- HAI SHINO. GLAD YOU ARE NOT DEAD.
- Shino's dad is so awesome he can break the Fourth wall and hear the pairing war getting started. That explains the >( face.
- Iruka <3
- Moar flashbacks. I miss old Naruto. He was cuter
- I knew Zetsu was watching this.
- Zetsu: Damn, I can't believe Pain lost. And Konan took the bodies and I missed lunch
- Mysterious Anbu tells Shikadad they should go to The Secret Council Cave.
- Shikaku: Already? Damn, I need a vacation.
MEANWHILE IN MADARA'S HAPPY PLACE
- Zetsu: So apart from being a super delivery boy I also give the quickest summaries ever.
- Zetsu tells Madara Konan will not come back.
- Madara: Damn, we are out of pretty girls. First Deidara, then Itachi and now Konan.
- Apparently Nagato being dead is a minor inconvenience. 8D
- Kisame vs Killerbee? OMG YES. YES, YES AND YES. DON'T RUIN THIS, KISHI. BECAUSE THIS COULD BE THE MANLIEST FIGHT EVER.
- Madara: I have things to do. Like recuiting new girls.
- IT'S TEAM CLOUD, GUYS.
- ILU Omoi. You have such a wild imagination and is that a chapter 181 reference?
- Fact: Cloud nins are Awesome by default.
- Team Cloud is sexy.
- And is quickly becoming my second favourite team.
- KARUI IS SO AWESOME SHE DESTROYED KONOHA. WITH A PEEBLE. XD
- I love how Samui is all "I'm surrounded by idiots"
- Tsunade is comatose over nothing, since all the people she saved were gonna be revived anyway.
- Poor Tsunade.
- Naruto, you better find Hinata and thank her. >(
MEANWHILE IN THE RANDOM PAGODA.
- Srs meeting is srs.
- Why do you need money, guys? Yamato can pull a Extreme MakeOver Home Edition out of thin air.
- Who will be the next Top Mode... I mean Hokage?
- The Lord of Fire is... funny looking.
- OldLady: Tsunade is in coma and we already paid for the funeral.
- Danzou is about to nominate himself...
- But Shikaku cockblocks him.
- Everybody loves Kakashi. Though I think he is too lazy for Hokageness.
- But Danzou does not approve of this bullshit. He thinks the old ways are for wussies and he could do a better job.
- Danzou is so humble. Not.
- Well, that was fast. We have a new Hokage! Sasuke will have him for breakfast.

I will not comment on the pairing stuff... for now.

That said... CLOUD VILLAGE IS AWESOME I WANT THEM TO ADOPT ME.

THE THICKEN PLOTTENS



]]> *gabzillaz http://gabzillaz.deviantart.com/journal/25110048/ http://gabzillaz.deviantart.com/journal/25110048/ Wed, 03 Jun 2009 15:40:30 PDT Best-selling fantasy writer David Eddings has died at the age of 77. He is best known for The Belgariad and The Malloreon series but his career spanned almost 30 books, most co-written with his wife Leigh who passed away February 28, 2007. His last book was The Younger Gods published in 2006.

Source

I don't know if you know him. He wasn't Shakespeare, but I have nothing but fond memories of his books.

This makes me really sad. Elenium and Tamuli were the first series I read in english.

Rest in peace, David.

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Ah, where to start...

- In my dreams Nagato is getting ready to raep Naruto to Hell and back in an attempt to look, I don't know, like a villain. Spoiler: it's not gonna happen.
- Naruto is surprised Nagato fell for it.
- Konan, Queen of Unfinished Sentences.
- Nagato: Quiet, bitch. Go back to the kitchen. Your opinion and your feelings are irrelevant because you are a girl.
- Konan is totally OK with Nagato telling her to STFU, so she tells Naruto what Nagato's technique is all about. Konan should be 1) Distressed since her friend is about to do something stupid and 2) pissed because Nagato told her to shut up. Not explaining a jutsu to the kid that just kicked Pain's ass and turned Nagato into a pansy.
- Nagato is praying... or is constipated.
- Konan doesn't seem to be surprised that Nagato was swayed by fanfiction and is willing to follow a boy he barely knows.
- He is not strange, Konan. He is the main character in Naruto, which means he is always right.
- Nagato summongs Giant Thingy of Doom. Wait, that's the Phoenix Down machine... wait... nah, not even Kishimoto would sink this low... right?
- Fodder nins are surprised.
- ...Kishimoto can sink this low, after all. If you cried when Pain killed people, it was in vain. Phoenix Down Justu is the new Shenlong.
- Yoda!Frog's face is PRICELESS.
- AND HE IS NAKED. I CANNOT UNSEE IT.
- Sakura: He was dead I made was sure of it! WTF Kishi, I healed Hinata for nothing other than molesting her?
- Fodder ninja is surprised because another fodder ninja is hugging him.
- SHIZUNE IS ALIIIIIVE
- Ino: WTF?
- Shikamaru: IT'S A ZOMBIE! QUICK, CUT HER HEAD!
- Inoichi: WTF? (it's in the family)
- ShikaDad: I told you so. Now pay up.
- Inoichi: >(
- Gamabunta is so cool.
- Old!Frog: Yada Yada Chosen One Yada Yada over Yada Yada Crystal Ball
- Gamabunta: English, motherfucker, do you speak it?
- Old!Frog: ARC IS OVER
- Gamabunta: FINALLY
- Destiny > You. Neji was right.
- Fanfiction > Ideals. I wonder what kind of fanfics Sasuke likes...
- MEANWHILE IN KAKASHI'S LIMBO
- Sakumo: Kumbayaaaaaaaaaa
- Kakashi's mom died young. She killed herself when she realized women in this manga are screwed by default.
- SAKUMO LOOKS LIKE YAMATO. WAT.
- Kakashi understands his dad. Doesn't care about his mom, she was a girl.
- Kakashi: I'M PROUD OF YOU, PAPA.
- Sakumo: That's my line...
- Ray of light is not going to let Kakashi die.
- Nagato really is constipated.
- Naruto doesn't know what the heck is going on.
- SLUGGIE IS BACK.
- Sluggie informs Naruto that people are being revived. Somewhere in limbo Jiraiya is headdesking hard.
- Nagato: Reviving everybody I killed in this arc is the least I can do. Even if I hated Konoha and I didn't even blink when I nuked it I wanna do this. Yeah, makes sense.
- Sakumo: You are gonna live, Kakashi. You still have places to see, fangirls to please...
- Kakashi is surprised he is alive. Well, I'm sure his contract wasn't over but he probably didn't think his revival was going to be so lame.
- Chouji and Chouza seem surprised that Kakashi was revived too. I mean, just because everybody else was being revived doesn't mean one of the most popular characters was going to be revived too. Right?
- Kakashi explains it all.
- Nagato's hair is white now. Kishimoto is stealing from Slayers. >(
- Nagato: Blah blah blah repeating myself blah blah who cares about Konan blah blah you are the New Hope, Naruto.
- Nagato: It's like somebody set this all up and that's why I'm being so OOC.
- Nagato is dead, Jim.
- Konan takes both bodies with her.
- Naruto: You are taking them both?
- Konan: DUH. Do you know how much they pay for this shit on Ebay?
- Naruto: You are not going back to Akatsuki, right?
- Konan: Sure, I'm going to return empty handed and tell Madara Pain killed himself because he read fanfiction. Do you think I'm a moron? -___-
- Of course Nagato and Yahiko were everything to Konan. Is not like she had goals that were NOT related to them. And now that they are gone is not like she should be traumatized and not acting cool with the kid that made Nagato kill himself. Of course not.
- Hey, Yahiko didn't trust Naruto, he died before he was born. :/
- Konan: I believed Nagato who believed in you who believes in Jiraiya. So Rain Village is totally going to support... ]]> *gabzillaz http://gabzillaz.deviantart.com/journal/24887860/ http://gabzillaz.deviantart.com/journal/24887860/ Fri, 22 May 2009 09:41:24 PDT Chapter 448

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- Cover is kinda lame.
- Naruto is all srs business.
- Naruto believes in Jiraiya who believed in porn.
- Yes, Nagato. You should sit down, shut up and let Naruto use his Jesus no Justu on everybody.
- Nagato just loves to repeat himself, doesn't he?
- Naruto: >( I will bring peace to the world, even if I have to lobotomize every bad guy in the world.
- Konan's lines: "Nagato!", "...Nagato", "...!" and "Nagato don't do that!". This is the only thing she has in her script.
- Konan: I need to fire my manager. This sucks. >(
- I'm disappointed, Naruto. With all the tasty porn Jiraiya wrote, you use the only book that is PG? Kakashi would be ashamed of you.
- Jiraiya wrote a Nagato Sue. Dear God.
- Nagato is totally moved because Jiraiya wrote fanfiction about him.
- Hi hawt and young Jiraiya. You are the only thing that can save this chapter.
- Nagato looks like the kid from the Grudge.
- Nagato: Can we talk?
- Jiraiya: Oh yeah... about last night... I was really drunk.
- Nagato: That's not it. T_T
- Jiraiya: Oh. Well, Nagato, there are certain urges a man s...
- Nagato: I wanna talk about peace, you pervert.
- Jiraiya: How boring D:
- How do you find peace? Get a map, Nagato.
- You can have faith AND a plan, Nagato.
- So Jiraiya DID write a fanfic where Nagato is the main character. .___.
- Woah, Konan. That's what I call a short skirt. o_o
- Konan: Stop crying, dammit. I swear, the men in these manga cry more than all girls combined. Bunch of sissies.
- Aaaw, Konan is trying to cheer Yahiko up. I like this pairing.
- Nagato found his fanfic.
- Ok, Kishimoto is super lazy. So we get the same fic, just change NaruSue for NagaSue.
- LULZ FODDER NINJA FROM THE LAND OF THE QUESTION MARK. I wonder if the Riddler is the Hokage.
- That's not cool, Naruto. Don't steal Nagato's wet dream.
- Holy Shit. So, Jiraiya's book is the Bible, Naruto is Jesus, Yondaime is a Sex God (obviously), Jiraiya is their prophet, Sasuke is Judas, Kyuubi is the eh... Holy Spirit?
- Naruto: BELIEVE IN ME, MY BROTHER. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE.
- Konan doesn't even get "..." lines.
- Nagato's hobbie: flashbacking.
- Nagato thinks he and Naruto are alike. Where have I read this before...?
- Konan: Nagato... you better transform and kick his ass so this arc ends once and for all.
- Nagato is gonna transform! Into a pincushion!
- Nagato: I KILLED BABIES AND PUPPIES AND DESTROYED KONOHA AND KILLED JIRAIYA BECAUSE HE DIDN'T SHARE THE PORN I DIDN'T BELIEVE IN HIS IDEALS BUT I WILL BELIEVE IN YOU BECAUSE YOU BELIEVE IN WHAT JIRAIYA BELIEVED.
- Konan: WHAT? Oh, fuck this shit. I'm moving to Seinen.

So, yeah. This was pretty boring.

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- Chapter starts with Konan crying. Great.
- Nagato is channeling Sasuke... and failing at it. You are not that hawt, Emo boy.
- As expected, Hanzou was going to try to kill Nagato and Konan anyway.
- And as expected, the death of his friend makes Nagato use THE FORCE.
- Fodder nins look surprised. They usually do just before they die.
- Nagato saves Konan because she is a woman and women in this manga are doomed to be useless.
- PAPER ATTACK. That looks kinda cool.
- Oh, God. Stop humilliating Konan, Kishimoto.
- Nagato saved Konan but his pants are on fire. He is still standing, though.
- Nagato tells Konan to go to the kitchen and make him a sammich. I suspect she resents him for this and that's why Nagato looks anorexic now.
- Hanzou is surprised Nagato is so Special. Then he looks him in the eye and pulls the "OH SHIT" face.
- Fodder nins attacks Nagato. Great idea, guys.
- Being an extra in this manga sucks.
- Konan tells Nagato not to use whatever he is using.
- Kishin is that you?
- Now I know where Silent Hill monsters work between games.
- Hanzou must be reading mah mind.
- ...did that thing just nail Nagato with several rods? Auch.
- Soul Sucker: Soul sucking has never been better! Now you can scare the audience and kill your neighbours without getting blood on your hands! Warning: Side effects include emoness, anorexia, delusions of grandeur and inability to kill Konoha citizens. Use with extreme caution.
- Kids, don't let Giant Nightmare Fuelish Monsters stab you.
- So GNFM de-souls fodder.
- Hi, Nagato, you look kinda cool. And skinny.
- Nice boots, Konan.
- Yahiko ;___;
- Hanzou sts the obvious.
- NAGATO MAD, HIS PET SOULSUCKER WILL EET U.
- Konan, what the hell are you doing? Go get a sammich, the man needs it.
- Nagato Batshit face.
- Nagato: So Yahiko died, I became the new boss and killed babies in my free time.
- Naruto: Are you for real?
- Nagato: BWAAAA MY LIFE SUCKED BWAAAA
- Blah blah blah we knew this already.
- Nagato: So now that I'm done with my monologue, what do you think?
- Then Naruto tells him "Bitch, I'm tired of this shit" ... I wish. Naruto tells Nagato he understand him.
- Nagato looks surprised. (he totally expected a Jesus no Jutsu up his ass)
- Damn, that jumpsuit is harder than Edward Cullen's skin diamond. It protected the book from Kyuubiragez.
- Naruto still doesn't want to be BFF, Nagato.
- Nagato wants to fight.
- But Naruto won't kill Nagato because Jiraiya believed in him and this is so gonna be used as a parallel for "Jiraiya believed in Nagato" and this is so damn boring where is Hachibiiiiiiiiiiii

I totally see Nagato and Naruto bonding and just before Nagato goes to the Konoha side, Madara comes out of nowhere and unplugs him for the lulz.

Srsly.

*edit*

Chapter 61

SPOILERS: IT WAS AMAZING.

- Giriko looks hawt (as usual) and confused.
- And is not afraid to say it.
- Giriko: Dammit, I can't sleep for five minutes without people screwing up >(
- A shadow appears...!
- HOLY SHIT, JUSTIN? THAT'S WHAT I CALL A PLOT TWIST O______O
- So Justin is evil, working with the Kishin, hanging out with a monster, making the GirikoJustin fangirls go wild and cute.
- Meanwhile, in Death City...
- Shinigami-sama shows his new uniform collection.
- Shinigami-sama is adorkable <3
- And likes to adopt witches.
- Kim is safe, Angela could be a problem. The cuter they look, the more dangerous they are if they snap.
- Kim is willing to train Angela.
- Tsubaki is ready to convince her boss...
- ...but she shouldn't waste her time, Shinigami-sama collects Cute Witches.
- Oh, Angela D: Mifune is in Ibiza. And with that I mean he is dead. Very very dead.
- Soul/BlackStar bromance = Win
- Soul: Telling the little witch who could snap and go evil on us that her protector is dead meat = not a good idea.
- BlackStar tells Soul not to be so rough 8D
- Mifuneeeeeeeeee D:
- Patty is batshit insane... in a good way <3
- Book of Eibon = next plot coupon
- HA! Shinigami-sama and Asuza knew what you did there, Justin.
- HOLY PLOT TWISTS, BATMAN. JUSTIN KILLED BJ? *gabzillaz http://gabzillaz.deviantart.com/journal/24677314/ http://gabzillaz.deviantart.com/journal/24677314/ Sat, 09 May 2009 22:52:15 PDT
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- Is still raining in Rain Country. I bet the Weather Forecast in this place is so boring. "And is gonna rain today! And tomorrow, and the day after tomorrow and... oh fuck this shit."
- Nagato: MY PUPPY IS DEAAAAAAAAAAD
- Yahiko: STFU, Bitch.
- Yahiko is Da Man.
- Yahiko: I HAVE A DREAM...
- Nagato and Konan: OMGZ Yahiko is SO hawt. *__*
- Naruto is bored already.
- Hai Young Sannin <3
- You know, looking back, Orochimaru had a point. XD
- And then Jiraiya adopted them. all the puppies were already dead
- Nagato: But then something happened!
- Naruto: *munches popcorn*
- Nagato uses the force to defend his mancrush, fodder dies.
- Nagato feels guilty, Jiraiya consoles him, Nagato gets another mancrush.
- ... and a Zero in Understanding Jiraiya's Point 101!
- So Nagato believes everybody can DIAF as long as his friends are safe. It warms my heart. Srsly.
- Jiraiya realizes he should train the kid with the Special Power of Doom...
- ... then leave him and his friends alone in the middle of a warzone. Smart Jiraiya.
- Nagato was so much cuter before anorexia D:
- And yes, Yahiko got it and was HAWT.
- Why did we end up with the superpowered emo instead of the hawt pimp with a sword?
- Yes, Nagato totally didn't get it. Priest who wanted peace =/= Emo with a God Complex
- LOL HANZOU. That's what I call a fashion statement!
- So it was a trap. No, rly.
- Nagato: He killed my mancrush friend!
- Naruto: I can totally relate now D:
- Hanzou and Danzou = Magnificent Bastards that RHYME. Hardcore.
- "This girl will get it" Oh, so many jokes, so little time...
- Why do you want the HAWT one dead, Hanzou? Wryyyyyyyy? D:
- Thank you for making Konan a damsel in distress, Kishi. Really. >(
- What's keeping Hanzou from sexin... I mean, killing Konan after Yahiko dies? But well, is not like Yahiko is gonna fall for tha..
- ... Of course he going to fall for that. <______<
- OMG DRAMA.
- Yahiko: KILL ME
- Nagato: Hell no, I like you more than I like her D:
- Konan: -____-
- Hanzou: FINISH HIM! ... I always wanted to say that
- And then Yahiko helps Nagato nail him. Pun so intended.
- Yes, Yahiko is totally the hottest thing in this chapter.
- Konan: YAHIKOOOOOOOO
- Nagato: YAHIKOOOOOOO
- Hanzou: YAHIKOOOOOOO
- Konan: ...
- Hanzou: What? I didn't want to be left out D:

So now Nagato goes nutso on Hanzou and smacks a bitch.

Makes sense. He accidentally kills his puppy, he then makes him kill his friend... so Nagato kills him and his whole family in return! Equivalent exchange and everything!

...I bet we'll have MOAR flashbacks next week!

This is so boring. Where is Hachibi? D:

In other news... OMGZ HALIBEL *______* I love Kubo and his random Spanish.


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Stupid codes.

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- Konan and Yahiko look so cute in the cover. Nagato looks emo. OMG FORESHADOWING.
- Tragedy envelops Nagato in the raaaain. We could make a song with that.
- Nagato swears to never drink vodka again. He doesn't remember stuff when he does.
- EVERYBODY IS DEAD, DAVE.
- Mommy? Daddy? Are we in Bambi?
- Nagato: "IT WAS KONOHA'S FAULT. It still hurts!" /wrists.
- Naruto thinks he has heard this before.
- Fodder nins were killed by Nagato. Shocking.
- It rains a lot in Rain Country.
- That hoodie is cute.
- Seriously, we should be horrified and sad when we see how he almost starved to death. But I can practically hear kishimoto saying "SEE? He suffered like a little bitch! Feel sorry for him!"
- Shit, I was right about the puppy. And Akamaru is cuter.
- More drama. People didn't help him! They didn't feed him! He was cold and alone and war sucks... yeah yeah, we saw this already.
- And then when nagato is dying because Kishimoto is a sadist...
- HERE COMES AN ANGEL *cue music*
- Konan s so adorable 8D
- Aaaw, and he shares his bread with the puppy! See? Totally not evil. Until he started killing babies, of course...
- Yahiko is all business. I like him already.
- Yahiko: What's his name?
- Nagato: Tiny.
- Yahiko: You have a weird name.
- Nagato: That's the dog's name.
- Yahiko: Is still lame.
- Nagato: And that's how I met my friends who later died or become my nurse.
- Naruto: *snores*
- Nagato: WE STOLE TO SURVIVE!
- Naruto: Please, don't tell me somebody molested you, because that would be over the top...
- Good to know that Yahiko wasn't emo.
- Yahiko was an Evil Overlord in training.
- Yahiko: I WANNA RULE THE WORLD.
- Nagato: I want to protect my loved ones!
- Konan: I wanna be a ballerina!
- Yahiko and Nagato: ...
- Kunais fall, everybody dies.
- Or maybe just the dog. DAMN I WAS RIGHT ABOUT THE DOG. D:
- Hanzou looks... weird.
- OH HAI SANNINS, PLEASE MAKE THIS CHAPTER BETTER.
- The dog ain't breathing.
- I bet Nagato killed Yahiko because the latter didn't give his dog mouth to mouth.
- We knew this already, Nagato.
- THE DOG IS DEAD, DAVE.
- Oh great, so the God complex is not even Nagato's idea.

I bet that Yahiko's parting words were "Fulfill my dream, Nagato"

Oh, Kishi...

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SPOILERS. Kinda.

Here and here.

I don't know why DA is messing with the links, but they work. @__@

Oh, CLAMP, why did you have to ruin the only 100% happy ending you ever did? T_____________T

CCS ended in volume 12. TRC doesn't exist except Fay and Kurogane. *denials*

I think I'm going to draw a chart with the Sakuras and Syaorans. Maybe a picture could clear the confusion. Or maybe not.

For those who read it, who else is sad amused shaking their heads confused?

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Random 1: I was reading about somebody comparing Snape to Susan Boyle. (Yes, RLY) I searched for the video in YouTube.
Wow, just WOW. Never judge a book by its cover.

Random 2: Also, I wanna be like this old lady when I grow up. And one day I want to animate like THAT.

Random 3: I love this song. I'm 100% fangirl when it comes to trailer songs.

Random 4: This is STILL my favourite Opening Song EVER. I'm serious. Which is yours?

Random 5: The Stampede scene still makes me shiver.

Random 6: Disney Villains are Awesome

Random 7: I will always love the Lion King, but this movie is so much love.

Random 8: I watched the video before I watched the anime and I was totally convinced Princess Tutu was a dark shoujo. SRLY

Watching cartoon openings is a bad idea when you have pending homework btw. Once you start, YOU NEVER STOP.



...

Sorry, I'm feeling random today. And happy. You gotta be happy when your teachers make you watch old cartoons as part your homework.

Also, I can kill you with my brain Yoko Kanno wins at life.



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NEW HP6 TRAILER.

SNAPE RON DRACO QUIDDITCH THIS LOOKS AWESOME.

I'M EXCITED.

I DON'T CARE ABOUT THE WEASLEY HATERS. THAT POSTER IS FIERCE.

WB STOP MAKING HERMIONE BLONDER. THANKS.

/capslock


Oh yes, Naruto...

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- Naruto draws near Nagato! OMG so exciting...not.
- In the second panel the bags under Nagato's eyes look... like eyes. XD And he looks super annoyed.
- Naruto tries to pull a Yamato. Fails at it.
- Bonfire!
- Naruto is still doing it wrong.
- I bet Kakashi is reading Icha Icha in that panel.
- OMGZ DRAMATIC CLOSE UP... is not dramatic at all.
- Does he hate you? Nah, Nagato. He still wants to be BFF.
- Konan: If you kill us him you'll be just like him and the circle of not life death will go on!
- I see what you did there, Konan. First hurt his friends, then try to coax him into letting you go by telling him he is The Hero and Heroes don't kill. Often.
- Naruto is actually considering it.
- Yeah, Pain. That's smart. Make him ANGRIER.
- Konan: *facepalm* Why do I bother?
- NAGATO FIRES HIS LASER. From his... Oh, Kishi...
- Naruto gets ready to catch...!
- Nagato actually believes he is not screwed.
- NARUTO ANGRY NARUTO SMASH.
- Now Sasuke is gonna be jealous because Naruto has special eyes too.
- Konan demands an explanation.
- Daaaaamn, Nagato is skinny.
- Naruto wanted to chat... but...
- Naruto: I also want to kill you. Slowly. Just saying.
- Mad Naruto = Hawt Naruto
- DON'T PULL A HAKU, KONAN. PLEASE.
- Blah blah blah
- Oh, Jiraiya
- Now Konan prepares tea and sammiches while Nagato and Naruto discuss life.
- Naruto should have his own talkshow. I mean, he is always talking about the lives of other people. And he makes them cry. Naruto is the Oprah of his own manga.
- Naruto: Now, while you are dying, what are your thoughts on yaoi care to tell me about your past?
- Konan: Pft, Nagato is not going to fall for th...
- Nagato: Ok!
- Konan: *headdesk*
- Nagato has two sources of PAIN. Oh, great...
- Once upon a time, there was WAR! Huh-huh, yeaaaaah, what is it good for, absolutely NOTHIN... sorry, can't get that song out of my head.
- This is not going to end well...
- Fodder Nins: Neeeeed foooooood. Hey, chocolate!
- Nagato's family: Now we just need to be reaaaally quiet...
- Nagato breaks the vase. Well done, son.
- What do you do when you are at war and two trained soldiers find you? Scream "INNOCENT CIVILLIAN, DON'T SHOOT!"? Nah. You attack them! Unarmed!
- >insert dramatic music here<
- Konoha fodder nins: They are not ninjas! ... Oops.
- OMG Konoha nins make mistakes!
- ... but they didn't mean it. So they are still good.
- YOU ARE GONNA GET RAAAAAEPED.
- Now Nagato can join the CrappyChildhood Anonymous.

Haku did it better.

So, I wonder what the second PAIN is. Yahiko choked on his food? Konan told him she is gay? Somebody kicked his puppy?

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- Naruto uses Rasengan!
- Gabzilla can't help but Photoshop Pain's face:



...sorry, couldn't resist
- It's super effective!
- And Pain goes flying! It's a home run!
- That's gotta hurt. I mean, poor rocks.
- Naruto is exhausted.
- He shouldn't complain, though. Pain is in a wheelchair, bleeding to death, needing a diaper change and he is not complaining.
- Konan is worried. They are out of diapers.
- LAST PAIN IS DOWN
- Naruto checks if Pain is really dead. Smart Naruto. Never leave a zombie behind.
- Careful with that rod, Naruto. You never know where Pain stored that.
- So Pain's rods = Mobile phone + zombie batteries.
- Excuse me while I admire Pain's torso.
- Yes, Naruto. I'm sad too. What a waste of A+ meat. D:
- Pain: we both want the same thing. ...Ramen?
- Blah blah blah flashbacks blah blah blah
- Naruto stabs himself again. Naruto is into Pain.
- Summary of what Pain did in this invasion: killed fodder, destroyed buildings, killed Shizune and non fatally wounded Hinatita.
- Moar flashbacks.
- The world of ninja is ruled by hatred. Deep stuff, man.
- Naruto: *sad fais*
- Sluggie: Ok, now that you killed all the bodies, you could use some reinforcements before hunting down the big bad with mysterious powers.
- Naruto: Hello? Main character with plot shield. No help needed.
- Sluggie: *can't facepalm because it doesn't have hands*
- HINATITA IS OK <3
- And she is always so polite.
- Sakura: Hinata, I'm the only female that is allowed to jump between a friend and certain death. >(
- Bigger sluggie: Naruto defeated Pain. Color me surprised.
- Everybody: OMG WTF BBQ?
- TenSakuHina OT3.
- Oh Lee <3
- Sakura wonders if Naruto is ok.
- Sluggie informs that Naruto is tired, but ok.
- Hinatita is relieved <3
- Gai demands to know where Naruto is. Looks awesome in the process.
- Sluggie: He is tired and he is going after the other big bad.
- Neji must be reading my mind.
- Sakura and Hinata are SHOCKED. Now Neji is going to pull a Hinata and confess his love for Naruto.
- Neji totally has a mancrush on Naruto >D
- So does Lee.
- Sluggie: But he said...
- STFU HE IS TAKING ALL THE SCREENTIME. THIS MAY BE MY LAST CHANCE TO GET SOME. NOW TAKE ME TO HIM.
- Sluggie: Ok... o_O
- Hyuuga extra number 3 spots Naruto.
- Inoichi: You already beat Pain D: Damn, we missed the show.
- Naruto: *emoes*
- I want to give Naruto a hug. Who is with me?
- Shikadad: Where did Pain touch you, Naruto?
- Naruto: It's hard to explain...
- Inoichi: Should I take that out of context?
- Naruto: This is personal.
- HyuugaGuy: You know where he is? *hopes he can get more screentime*
- Naruto: I traced the call. Go back to Fodderland.
- HyuugaGuy: D:
- Inoichi: I demand an explanation!
- Naruto: I wanna talk with the big baddie.
- Inoichi: WTF ARE YOU INSANE?
- Naruto: IT WORKED WITH GAARA WHY CAN'T WE GET ALONG? AND SING ALONG AROUND THE FIRE. NAKED.
- Inoichi makes sense. But making sense in this manga = DOING IT WRONG
- Shikadad asks Inoichi to stop bitching. He knows Naruto will convert Nagato with The Power of love. Smart guy.
- NARUTO HAS A PLAN. RUN FOR YOUR LIVES.
- Shikamaru steals the spotlight even during flashbacks
- Shikamaru also has a mancrush on Naruto. Naruto you are such a slut. >D
- Well, how many trees died to make that paper cover? >(
- Konan: YOU SHALL NOT P...
- Nagato: Konan, back to the kitchen. The men need to talk.
- Konan: ---___---
- Naruto: Honey, I'm hom... are you real?
- His name is not "Peace", Nagato, it's Nar... ooooh, Kishi is trying to be symbolic. I get it.

Oh, I just had to add a picture now before the subscription ends. Not sure if DA deletes it later.



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I don't mind when people use my pictures for icons. Or wallpapers or banners or YouTube videos. I'm flattered.

As long as they don't butcher my work. I'm not the best artist in the world, but that doesn't mean I don't to put a lot of effort/time into it.

So I don't appreciate it when people rape it.

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I really don't want to start watermarking everything I post. I only do it with my originals because of copyright issues. So, please, to the people that do this and happen to read this journal: Don't do it anymore. Please.

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- Chapter starts with colored page. Sakura Healing Hinata´s boobs. I approve.
- That Anbu is enjoying the show.
- Neji demands an explanation.
- I demand Neji takes his shirt off. Who is with me?
- Hinatita D:
- Sakura is troubled...
- ...because Kishimoto can't draw breasts. Either Hinata is using the same bra Madonna used in the 80´s or Kishimoto is so used to yaoi he forgot how gravity affects boobs. I´ll go with the latter.
- HOLY BIG BOOBS FANSERVICE PANEL, BATMAN.
- I guess that shirt went all the way down to her stomach. Who would have thought shy Hinata wore something like that.
- As usual, translation sucks. I don´t know why people feel the need to complete unfinished sentences with what suits them best. Oh wait... I know why
- Sakura looks sad. No more yuri with Hinata
- I bet this panel will be used ad nauseum in pairing debates.
- Nice cover!
- Chibi Konan is the cutest thing ev...
- WTF IS WRONG WITH NAGATO´S HAIR? D:
- Kishimoto is color blind. Yellowish skin + tomato hair = yuck
- Yahiko was such an adorable kid T_T
- NAGATO´S HAIR KEEPS DISTRACTING ME.
- Mh... beaten up Pain looks hawt. I think it´s funny how his BRIGHT ORANGE hair looks tame next to Nagato´s.
- Nagato is Karin´s sist... I mean, brother. And he is Kushina´s second cousin. And Gaara´s uncle. And Sasori´s grandma.
- Cute Chibi Sakura.
- I don´t know why, but I don´t like how Sakura looks without the headband. :/
- Naruto looks funny.
- HI SASUKE. You are the prettiest girl in this chapter.
- Sasuke, smile for the camera. Seriously, is not going to kill you.
- Poor Ma
- LeeMaFrog new OTP
- Naruto didn´t surpress the demon himself. He used a Yondaime Ex Machina.
- Sakura looks surprised.
- Gai wants to help...!
- Sluggie tells him Naruto is still being macho and requires no help.
- Lee must be reading my thoughts.
- Naruto has a plan. Seriously. Beating the crap out of you = plan.
- Sakura is totally tapping that while everybody is talking about KISHIMOTO DISSING TEAM GAI.
- More shirtless Pain, please. He is not THAT boring when he is shirtless. I can stare at his chest while he is monologing.
- DESTRUCTO DISK SPAM
- You need new batteries, Pain.
- Pain is gonna wait until the GIANT DISK OF DOOM is really close. Then he´ll jump. Smart move, Pain.
- Naruto hug!
- Pain: GTFO BITCHES. I´M TOO MANLY FOR HUGS.
- ...but I´m gonna stick my rod in your body. Again.
- That destructo disk would be handy for slicing vegetables.
- Pain: weeeeeeee
- Pain: I WON
- Pain, you never learn. When a villain believes he has won it means he is about to get raped.
- HOLY SHIT LOTS AND LOTS OF NARUTOS.
- Pain you fail at Ninja 101
- Narutos: HUGGIES
- Yes, Pain´s chest is enough to distract me from everything else. Nice arms.
- Pain: NO HUGGIES. >(
- Naruto, is not the time for Conga.
- Pain agrees. He never learned to dance.
- Naruto has an answer, Pain. He´ll answer with his fists. It worked with Gaara, after all.
- Dead and possibly dead teacher FLASHBACK
- Yes, Pain. Will of Fire works as a battery too.
- Pain swearing? Zombies swear?
- NARUTO SLINGSHOT
- As expected, that´s Naruto´s answer to people who oppose him: beating them into submission.

Not enough SakuHina, Kishi. I´m not pleased.

And you just fueled the pairing wars. Shame on you.

...

*gets popcorn*

That said...

EYESHIELD 21 IS AWESOME. READ IT. TEAMWORK FTW.

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WARNING/DISCLAIMER/WHATEVER: This entry will have lots and lots of CAPSLOCK and FANGIRL modes. Again.

- HINATA GETS THE COVER. AGAIN. YAY. *saves so she can use it when people call her fat*
- She looks so pretty <3
- Btw, how low does that fishnet go? o_o
- Ceiling Naruto is watching you.
- IT'S THE FINAL COUNTDOOOOWN CHARA RA RAAAAAAAAN
- Pain is so screwed. And hot while shirtless.
- Nagato: *bleeeeeeds*
- Konan: Damn, I just finished cleaning that chair!
- Nagato, you look like crap. Creepy arms.
- THE SSSSSSSKIEEEEES ARE FALLIN... oh it's just the deathstar Moon.
- Sailor Moon is TOTALLY not pleased, Pain. >(
- Naruto senses a disturbance in the force and looks cute and adorable in the process.
- THAT SLUG IS LIKE THE EVIL TERMINATOR IN T2. NOTHING CAN KILL IT.
- Naruto: WTF.
- Pain: My jutsu failed so I'm going to say I was just checking how powerful the Most Dangerous Furball EVER is.
- OH GOD, NARUTO YOU ARE SO CUTE ILU
- Oh shit, that's the village? I shouldn't have drank so many Margaritas D:
- Sluggie: you weren't drunk, you went Furball on us.
- ADASASJDASI HINATITA DON'T DIE NARUTO WHY DO YOU LOOK SO ADORABLE WHEN WORRIED? <3
- Oh Naruto ;___;
- Sluggie: It's cool, they have plot shield.
- I WANNA HUG HIM
- Hinata is enjoying the scenary while thinking about Naruto.
- OMG Is it a plane? Is it a bird? NO, IT'S TEAM GAAAAAAAAAAI
- Neji is worried. <3
- Tenten checks Hinata out. Discovers she is size D. Says they need a medic ASAP.
- NEJI TO THE RESCUE WILL GO FIND MEDIC.
- Sakura, where the heck are you? D:
- Gamabunta is alive! yay
- Gai cannot believe it D:
- Ma Frog is alive too <3 Pain totally sucks at killing people.
- PAIN: LET'S GET DANGEROUS. AND SHIRTLESS.
- Yondaime: REMEMBER WHO YOU ARE. CIRCLE OF LIFE YADA YADA AND YOU ARE MY SON AND THE FUTURE KIN...sorry, wrong movie.
- Pain, you are a PAIN in the ass.
- OH NO HE DIDNT BRING SASUKE INTO THIS.
- Naruto: I wanna speak to your supervisor. >(
- Pain: Damn these customers.
- Pain: HOHOHOHO SO YOU NOTICED? THAT I'M A ZOMBIE? What gave it away? Do I smell? Are my eyes falling off? D:
- Naruto: ...
- Now that Naruto wants to talk, Pain doesn't. LOL
- Naruto: I WANT YOUR SUPERVISOR >(
- Pain: No. >(
- Naruto: Allright. Kick your ass first, talk later. It worked with Gaara.
- Blah blah blah
- Naruto: *has a plan*
- Gabzilla: *faints*
- KICK OF DOOOOM
- Pain, meet rock. Rock, Pain.
- Naruto stabs himself and...
- ... dials the last number that Pain called.
- Nagato and Konan sitting in a tree K.I.S.S.I.N.G.
- *RING RING*
- Nagato: Hello?
- Naruto: I'M COMING TO GET YOU, BITCH.
- Nagato: OHSHIT
- Pain is not pleased. That was long distance.
- Now Naruto uses... KAGE BUSHIN and DESTRUCTO DISK OMG SURPRISE.
- Smoke bomb? A NINJA TOOL IN MAH NARUTO?
- Pain won't fall for that again...
- ...Or maybe he will
- BATTLE ENDS NEXT CHAPTER THANK GOD.


So.... Hinata is ALIVE.

SAKURA, HURRY UP.

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WARNING/DISCLAIMER/WHATEVER: This entry will have lots and lots of CAPSLOCK and FANGIRL modes. Again.


- Yondaime's Pimp Coat in the cover. >D
- Pain still can't believe it. This guy obviously never read the Overlord List.
- Bigger is not better, Pain.
- KN8 looks like a flower. And is experiencing the pleasure of having YONDAIME inside him. Pun so not intended.
- That's not how you lure your prey, Kyuubi. You don't tell them what you want to do to them until they are at arms length.
- Yondaime knows this. But well, he is THAT awesome.
- And the Captain Obvious award goes to Naruto this week!
- Minato is so freaking cool.
- Yondaime: Duh, I know your name because I named you.
- Naruto: *still doesn't get it*
- Yondaime: ...You never watched Star Wars, did you?
- Kyuubi: RAAAAAAAAAWR DON'T IGNORE ME.
- Yondaime: Stop interrupting my bonding time, bitch. >/
- Yondaime states the obvious.
- Naruto is laughing because he is about to go mad.
- Kyuubi: WHY ARE YOU IGNORING ME? I'M A GIANT EVIL FOX, HOW CAN YOU IGNORE ME? ;____;
- Yondaime: Let's go chill somewhere else, since the bitchy fox is annoying.
- Minato is so cool he can teleport you anywhere. In your mind.
- Damn, Naruto's head is an empty place. This explains a lot.
- Aaaaw, don't cry Naruto. Seriously, don't.
- That's a lousy explanation, Minato.
- Naruto agrees.
- DID NARUTO JUST PUNCH THE YONDAIME IN THE GUT?
- Naruto is bipolar.
- Yes, Minato, explain that.
- Minato asks how old Naruto is because he acts like he is 5 most of the time.
- I think Minato and Naruto are gonna share the Captain Obvious award this week.
- Naruto: I'm the son of a hawt celebrity, so I guess that balances out the crappy childhood and having a fox and your own father in your brain.
- Minato: Well, I sealed it in you because I thought a living Bazooka was a great birthday present!
- Naruto: -__-
- OMG Somebody was controlling Kyuubi? No way! Totally unexpected.....not.
- Naruto: Konoha has been destroyed.
- Yondaime: Yeah, I know. I can see everything from here. The TV is huuuuge.
- Naruto: ...Everything?
- Yondaime: Yes. Everything. We'll talk about your somewhat gay relationship with the Uchiha boy later.
- Pain is a puppet? OMGWTFBBQ THAT'S SHOCKING...not.
- Tobi is a bad boy. Duh.
- Pain is being used? Madara is behind everything? The sky is blue? Naaaaaaah, rly?
- Yondaime: Blah blah blah
- Naruto doesn't like Pain. I wonder why.
- Yondaime doesn't have ALL the answers, Naruto.
- AAAAAAW FATHER/SON MOMENTO <3
- Yondaime: Ok, I'm sure you can save the worlds! No pressure!
- Yondaime = Senju bean
- Naruto is in froggie mode again. Cool.
- Pain, you are about to ger raaaaaaaped.
- Will of Fire solves everything. I need to get one of those...

Nothing about Kushina and no SakuHina.

Apart from that... awesome

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WARNING/DISCLAIMER/WHATEVER: This entry will have lots and lots of CAPSLOCK and FANGIRL modes. Again.

- Nagato uses his Forbidden Technnique of Doom. He is toasted.
- Konan: You know, you shouldn't do this while you are bleeding from every...
- Nagato: Shut it, bitch. I need to focus.
- Konan: >(
- Pain has a pokeball. That looks like a Black Hole.
- It IS a Black Hole o_o
- KN6 is still hungry.
- Rocks, I summon you!
- ...Trees, I summon you too!
- Whatever, this is Katamari no Jutsu, I SUMMON EVERYTHING TO CREATE A BIG BIG SOMETHING.
- People in Konoha never heard about Katamari.
- You don't look good, Nagato.
- KN6: I don't liek your Pokemans. *Fireballs*
- Ok, so Katamari > Fireball
- Kyuubi + rocks = bad combination. This is the second time a rock smashes his face. XD
- Kishimoto, stop stealing from games.
- Is it a Rock? No! Is it the Death Star? No, though the Star Wars references are hilarious. IT'S THE FREAKING MOON.
- Sailor Moon is not pleased, Pain.
- Nagato looks really bad. Good. >3
- Konan: You and your Macho complex.
- Nagato: I didn't capture him when I had the chance so now I'm gonna kill myself in order to use a super pokeball that may not even work.
- Konan: *facepalm*
- So this Rikudou guy created the Ultimate Pokeball?
- Nagato: I did it! I captured the Furball! I'm the Pokemon Master!
- You look kinda hawt, Pain.
- Poor Naruto is confused D:
- I think your pokeball just farted, Pain.
- IT'S THE BUBBLE BATH OF DOOM
- Traumatized Naruto is so cute. And traumatized.
- Kyuubi: GIVE ME YOUR HEART. Geez, Kyuubi. One love confession per arc, please.
- Hello Naruto's chest.
- I want a tatoo that moves.
- On second thought... I'll pass. Bleeding tatoos are so last season.
- Never thought blood would be Kyuubi's turn on...
- Yamato's clock says it's 8. Damn, he is late for dinner.
- Yamato is from now on Captain Obvious.
- KN8: RAAAAAAAAAAWR
- I guess this is the closest we'll get to a "Oh Shit" Pain face. :/
- Of course you can't believe it, Pain. Who would have thought that destroying his home, killing his teachers, wounding the girl that loves him, giving him a Hannibal Lecture and destroying THE RAMEN STAND would get the kid with the Dangerous Furball mad? Honestly.
- KN8 LOOKS like a Resident Evil Final Boss AWESOME.
- Bad Kyuubi!
- Yamato is really late now.
- Naruto, don't do anything stupid. Yes, releasing the Dangerous Furball would count as Something Stupid.
- O WAIT.
- IS THAT WHO I THINK IT IS?
- OMG IT IS! YONDAIME YOU SEXY MOFO WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE?
- Minato just caught Naruto with his hand in the cookie jar.
- Kyuubi: Oh shit, it's the boss!
- Minato is smart. And hawt, did I mention hot?
- Minato doesn't like you, Kyuubi.
- Kyuubi: ...dammit. I was so close. Stupid Sexy Yondaime.
- Naruto is shocked. Everybody is inside him (pun not intended) and nobody pays rent.
- HOLY SHIT DID YONDAIME JUST TOLD NARUTO WHAT EVERYBODY AND THEIR MOTHERS ALREADY KNEW THAT HE IS HIS SON?

OMG EVIL CLIFFHANGER IS EVIL.

Ok, no SakuHina and we'll need to wait till the 23rd for chapter 440. D:

BUT IT'S YONDAIMEEEEEEE.



This week was full of win (except Bleach. Kubo sucks. Stop ruining Orihime dammit) Soul Eater was awesome. FMA was awesome. Faiy Tail was awesome <3

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I want a Rorschach.

And Ozy rocks. Watch and Learn, Pain.

That's all.

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WARNING/DISCLAIMER/WHATEVER: This entry will have lots and lots of CAPSLOCK and FANGIRL modes. Again.

- KUUBI MAD KYUUBI SMASH.
- I love KN6 <3
- Sakura can feel Kyuubi's chakra. Sakura does her "OH SHIT" face.
- Sakura demands an explanation for this faggotry.
- Hyuuga guys are really useful.
- Sakura: NO WAI. Yes wai, Sakura. Kishimoto didn't forget about Hinata. I know, you are shocked. So am I.
- I think KN6 wave killed Ma Frog D:
- Hinata ;___;
- KN6 is cute. For a crazy furball.
- TENTACLE RAPE ATTACK!
- Even Pain seems surprised. Well, as surprised as Pain can look.
- KN6 is not into Tentacles.
- He doesn't like collars either.
- Pain wonders if that's Kyuubi's leash.
- Dammit Naruto, that necklace was expensive! D:
- Bye tentacles. Hello mad furball without collar.
- IT'S SUPAH FAST
- KN6: PEEK A BOO!
- Pain: Oh no you won't.
- LOL at KN6 using his tails to stay put.
- KN6 Totally avoided Hinata when he charged
- Pain uses the Force!
- KN6 rejects it!
- IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE.
- OMG HINATA IS STILL ALIVE (Pain you SUCK at killing people but I'm willing to forgive you because YES SHE IS ALIVE NOW SOMEBODY HEAL HER!)
- KN6 jumps so he can use Fireball 6.0 and not hurt Hinata in the process yay
- KN6: GIGA SLAV....
- Rocks fall, bombs explode in KN6´s face XD
- KABOOM (thank God Hinata is not near that)
- Sakura's Math Skills > All
- Sakura is in ur village, ordering ur ninja. Awesome.
- Well, yes, we did notice Konoha is pretty much in ruins. Thanks for the news, Shika.
- Slug can see EVERYTHING.
- Yes, Naruto went apeshit because Pain is a bastard killed the loli. >(
- WHERE IN THE WORLD IS YAMATO.
- OMG. IS THAT ANKO? ANKO "SEX ON LEGS" MITARASHI? <3
- AnkoYamaSai = new OT3
- OMG KISHI REMEMBERS KABUTO. YAY.
- I love you, Anko. Even when you state the obvious. Though Sai is kinda clueless...
- Yamato notices he left the gas on...
- ... or maybe he just noticed his Tail Alarm went off.
- Yamato: Sorry, guys, gotta go!
- Hello shirtless Pain.
- Cloak is destroyed. Pain is dead.
- Yes, Pain. We are all zoophilic for Kyuubi.
- KN6: NOM NOM NOM
- Pain: Ok, you know what? I may be already dead, but I don't want to be your supper. Bye
- KN6: OH NO YOU DON'T. I'M HUNGRY.
- Hyuuga guy: Pain is running away. Smart guy. I'd run away if I had a Mad Furball of Doom angry at me.
- Frog: LOL PAIN IS A WUSSIE
- Sakura: We can laugh later. First smex Hinata.
- Sakura's priority: Hinata. YES, HELL YES.
- Sakura: after I heal her, we'll need to cage the furball. Or something.
- Sakura needs to get in touch with Yamato. A celphone would be useful in times like this. But don't worry, Sakura. Yamato has his own Kyuubi alarm.
- KN6: RAWR
- Pain looks kinda hawt.
- SECRET TECHNIQUE?


So... this chapter has: Hinata (alive), possible SakuHina, ANKO, KN6 kicking asses and taking names, hawt Pain and KABUTO is mentioned.

Awesome.

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WARNING/DISCLAIMER/WHATEVER: This entry will have lots and lots of CAPSLOCK and FANGIRL modes.



- COVER LOVE. And having read the spoilers before seeing it IT MAKES ME SAD. T_____T
- LOL Nagato you look funny.
- Pain you look... well... :/
- Pain/Nagato: blah blah blah you don't understand me blah blah blah I'm totally not crazy blah
- Oh Jiraiya
- Tell him Naruto! >D
- How many blades do you have under that cloak, Pain?
- Page 3, panel 3 (right) You have a long blade, Pain. If you know what I mean.
- Hinata, you are too cute for your own good D:
- Shikaku states the obvious. must run in the family.
- Shikaku: Ok, Shika, stay with your new girlfriend.
- Shikamaru: I wish I could go with you. Damn leg. (JA JUST AS PLANNED)
- No, sluggie. Go heal people.
- TEAM GAI FUCK YES.
- Gamabunta, this is not the time to take a nap.
- GAI LOOKS WORRIED.
- Pain just LOVES nailing Naruto to the ground.
- "Pain's chakra... inside of me" Naruto, you are not helping.
- MA FROG TO THE RESCUE!
- YOU ARE THE CHOSEN ONE, NARUTO. YOU HAVE PLOT SHIELD!
- Damn, that's one DEAD frog D:
- Pain: STFU.
- Pain wants to leave this crater already...
- BUT HINATA DOES A FUCKING DYNAMIC ENTRY
- DYNAMIC
- Naruto is so cute when he does the WTF face.
- Stop making excuses, Koh. Shikamaru already used that one.
- BTW Koh: WORST BODYGUARD EVER.
- Ok, Ma Frog is alive. For now. YAY HINATA SAVED A FROG.
- SEME!HINATA IS SEXY. DON'T TOUCH HER MAN.
- Naruto is not pleased. This was his moment to shine. Dammit. Ok, so he is at Pain's mercy but that's not the point! >(
- Hinata knows. Naruto is shocked. Did I mention I love his shocked faces?
- Yes, you are being selfish bb. But I still love you.
- Dangerous? No Shit Sherlock.
- Yes, mad Hinata = hawt
- FLASHBACK. SHIT THAT'S NOT GOOD.
- Oh God this is so beautiful. Her words, HIS EXPRESSION. HIS EYES. I NEED ICONS OF THIS.
- Pain is not impressed. Because he has no heart >(
*FANGIRL MODE ON*
- BEST PAGE EVER. YES IM BIASED.
1) Hinata looks beautiful.
2) SHE LOVES HIM YEAH YEAH YEAH
3) We knew (well, most of us did) this already but THIS IS THE BEST CONFESSION EVER.
- THIS IS THE FIRST TIME SOMEBODY TELLS HIM THEY LOVE HIM.
- Oh God, Naruto's face T___T
- IM NOT LIKING THIS
- DAMMIT KISHI SHE HAS A NEW MOVE AND YOU DON'T EVEN LET HER USE IT. >(
- I'M NOT LIKING THIS. DON'T BE DEAD, HINATA. PLEASE? T________________________T
/FANGIRL MODE
- Oh, Pain, you are meaaaaaan.
- Naruto ;_______;
- *STAB SOUND*
- GOD NARUTO WHY DO YOU LOOK SO CUTE WHEN YOU ARE TRAUMATIZED?
- Dear Nagato: You are screwed. No sad background is gonna save you from this.
- I don't care about your sad past, hands off the loli >(
- NARUTO ANGRY NARUTO SMASH
- kaboom .__.
- "Do you hate me?" No, Pain. He wants to be BFF now.
- KyuubiNaruto6 looks freaking cool. I want one.
- KN6: RAWR YOU KILLED MY LOLI IM GONNA EAT YOU.
- Pain your Pain speech is starting to annoy me. What's this? A competition? WHO HAS THE BIGGEST penis PAIN?

SO

If Hinata is dead (Please NO):
Lame death. Kishimoto is a bastard. She didn't even get a fight godammit. Poor Naruto. Poor Kiba. Poor Shino. Poor Kurenai. Poor Neji and Hyuuga family. Koh is dead.

If Hinata survives:
The chances of NH becoming canon are over 9000 now. She lives to fight another day. Gabzy is happy.

So... who is gonna save Hinata. Because somebody has to dammit.

- Shino and the Wonder Aburames?
- Kiba smells the scent of her blood and comes to the rescue?
- Kabuto comes back for more groping?
- Sakura leaves Tsunade behind and saves her? Giving me more material for Sakuhina smex?
- Team Cloud saves her?
- Team Gai to the rescue?
- Team Taka?

MA FROG, HINATA SAVED YOU. SAVE HER NAO.

*runs in circles*

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But I love for This

Hating a character because he/she gets in the way of your OTP? Childish but I can understand it.

Making them hate each other when they don't hate each other in canon for the sake of your OTP is lame.

Just saying.

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- Yum. Wet Pain. This guy has piercings wverywhere. Everywhere.
- Inodaddy knows this is the last time he gets screentime so he is milking the cow to death.
- Yes, Shika. Lots and lots of zombies.
- Blah Blah Blah we knew this already Blah Blah Blah Info Dump
- Dammit Shikamaru. You can't help yourself, can you? There are other people in Konoha that can reach that conclusion (Sakura where the f**** are you?) And there is a team that was MADE for tracking (Team 8 ;___ Stop stealing the spotlight. /rant
- Pain looks displeased >( You are a bad fox, Naruto.
- So Pain nailed Naruto to the floor (subtext so intended) and now proceeds to talk with him about his plans. Wise move, Pain. No worries, the others are not gonna find your Antenna while you chat with the Kyuubi kid.
- Pain: My answer won't change anything... but I'm going to tell you anyway because I'm a villain and I need to give your friends time to find my weakness!
- No, Pain. Revenge = Justice only applies if you are a good guy.
- Naruto doesn't approve of your methods, Pain.
- Pain wants to know if Naruto has a better idea. You know, something that doesn't include mass murder.
- No, Naruto. That's revenge... I mean Good Guy Revenge/Justice, not Peace :/
- Ouch. Now I like you more, Pain. Talking about Konoha and its hypocrisy. Somebody needed to do it!
- Damn, that's one big hole o_o
- Pain making sense. The world is gonna end.
- Yes, Pain. Humans are bastards.
- Well, you are trying to kill thousands and Naruto is trying to kill a couple of bad dudes... Pain needs to work on his mathematical skills.
- Pain is still making sense. I'm scared.
- Aaaaw... poor Naruto... but seriously, dude. Somebody had to say it.
- Jiraiya ;____;
- Naruto is speechless. I think the pigs are flying.
- Stop lying, Pain. Madara created Akatsuki and is using your Pain to create chaos. For the lulz, of course.
- Pain sure likes his nukes.
- Ok, so you want to bully people into submission by destroying villages with a nuke. This sounds familiar...
- "People are stupid". No shit, Sherlock.
- Step 1: realize humans are bastards after they kill your family and your sensei abandons you. Step 2: Destroy World using Pokemons. Step 3: Enjoy Peace for a while. Repeat till the End of The World.
- Holy Skeletors, Batman!
- Aaaaw, Konan is worried.
- So many jokes, so little time.

Ok, so Nagato is nuts. And has his own transformer that he uses as a wheelchair. Throne. Whatever.
I thik this is wonderful for Naruto's character... as long as Kishimoto doesn't screw it and this ends up in another "I'll change you with mah fists"
If Madara is using Pain to Hell and Back (which is what I believe) he is a Magnificent Bastard. Awesome.


Btw, Fairy Tail is awesome.

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- >insert Pain is a Giant jokes here<
- Naruto looks kinda cute - if tiny - in this cover.
- So many "You are gonna get raeped" jokes, so little time...
- Stubborn? Naruto? Naaah, what makes you think that?
- Wonder Frog powers, activate!
- LOLX10000 We now have a Frog!Pain.
- Only real man can handle the power to turn into frogs, Pain.
- This is madness ridiculous, Pain. We know.
- Pain is so bemused he just stands there while Naruto frees himself. It's confirmed, Jiraiya never let him play with his frog.
- But he knows about it. That explain the emoness.
- Not so fast, Naruto.
- Yes, Naruto. You are fighting against the Muppets. The Painful version.
- That slug is really really handy. And cute. Did I mention cute?
- Pain doesn't like Frogs very much.
- Anyone wants roasted frog?
- Ino: Shikamaru, this is not the time to stare at the sunset with your new girlfriend.
- Shiho needs a brush. Pronto.
- Gamabunta shouldn't be owned like that. Damn you Kishi and your need to make awesome characters look like crap to hype Pain. ;___;
- R.I.P. Shizune ;_____________;
- Stop being a spoilsport, Shika's daddy.
- Inoichi is my favourite of the old InoShikaChou <3
- In his free time, Pain is a radio host.
- Inoichi needs a new antenna.
- Holy s*** that's one dead frog. o_o
- Pain and Danzou should totally start their own Frogicides Anonymous club.
- Pain was hungry, Naruto. But he is willing to share if you give up and go with him!
- Pain: Oh... it was one of your friends...? My bad
- Naruto: D<
- Pain: Ok, if you want it THAT bad. >( I just wanted a snack.
- Pain, don't be so rough. Is Naruto's first time against a haxxed God.
- I don't even like Pain that much. But that "Ok, are you comfortable" while stabbing Naruto in the hand and being all sexy is really hawt awesome.
- Oooooh, DragMama!Frog is pissed. You are so dead, Pain.
- That's a good idea, Naruto. Make Pain tell you his life story so you can either understand him and then brainwash it or think of Plan B. Is not like Pain is gonna fall for i...
- Oh... wait. -__-
- Ok, I have some time. Let's chat ^___^
- Go ahead, Pain. Chat with Naruto. Is not like you are giving Inoichi time to figure out your Secret and find a way to kill you. Just relax.
- Pain is so screwed. When a Villain has the hero at his mercy and he decides to chat instead of killing/capturing him, you know he is screwed.





SOUL EATER WAS AWESOME. As usual.

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- Mifune ;____________________;
- Oh, Tsubaki. You are so freaking adorable.
- Bye Mifune ;___;
- Soul <3
- Did I mention Arachne is badass?
- And so is her sister.
- Medusa and Stein sitting on a tr... Sorry, got carried away.
- I love the art of this manga. Love it to pieces.
- Arachne is one scary witch o_o
- And Spiderman's distant cousin.
- And hot.
- Is it possible that your villains stay damn awesome even if they have been lolified they are not the Big Bad anymore? Medusa is living proof of this. *__* Orochimaru, take notes.
- Still, Arachne is not the Resident BB for nothing.
- Arachne wants to be BFF with the Kishin.
- Or maybe she is just nuts and has a huge Mother complex.
- Badass sister vs Badass sister. <3 Now THIS is what I call villains.
- That's not cool, Arachne. You don't make fun of your little sister's crush.
- And that's not smart, Medusa. You don't make fun of the crazy woman that can mindrape you. But you are still awesome.
- Auch
- Medusa scary face is so creepy. And funny.
- Arachne is scarier D:
- I'm not worried about Medusa. Cutting her in half didn't stop her. I doubt this will.
- No, Soul. You got the Demo version.
-... ]]> *gabzillaz http://gabzillaz.deviantart.com/journal/23037873/ http://gabzillaz.deviantart.com/journal/23037873/ Fri, 06 Feb 2009 10:09:20 PST

Before I start, if you receive comments about a blog "that's cool" or "has your picture": REPORT IT AS SPAM.

Holy Viruses, Batman D:

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- The Cover Is Priceless. Naruto looks good in black. Not so good in that yellow outfit.
- The Hokage faces stole the cover.
- Pain strikes a pose.
- Is it just me or does Naruto look like he is kneeling in submission? >D
- Naruto is on top of Ugly!Pain (OMG NARUTO TOPS?) That looks... really wrong. All I could think was "surprise buttsex"
- Frogs are liking the show. Oh, dear. Now I can't read this page without trying to change the text and having some fun with the innuendos.
- Orgasm Face Ugly!Pain looks pretty released relaxed.
- Naruto, that was rough. :/
- Pain states the obvious.
- Naruto is still not satisfied.
- But Ugly!Pain is exhausted dead, so he tried to attack another body.
- Pain: Not now, Naruto. I have a headache.
- Gamabunta & Friends want to smack a bitch.
- Pain does his angry face. Which looks like all his other faces and then tells the frogs that he is not in the mood.
- Pain is using The Force, Naruto.
- Ask yourself, Naruto: What would Chuck Norris do?
- That chibi slug is really really cute. Handy, too.
- Confirmed: the frogs are Uchihas in disguise.
- Those frogs don't get the meaning of "I'm not in the mood", do they?
- Did Pain just own 3 giant summons?
- Slugs: they'll heal you and they'll do the fight commentary. Really handy.
- Oh, HAI Kiba. Looking hot as usual.
- Kiba knows Naruto has to look cool and the people that interfere will be used as target ducks D:
- KOH DOESN'T HAVE BLACK HAIR? WHAT KIND OF HYUUGA DOESN'T HAVE BLACK HAIR. D:
- Hinata <3 You are a sweet girl.
- Koh tells Hinata all the villagers sans Naruto need to stay in the kitchen making his sammiches.
- I think Koh is right. Good to know that Hinata listens when people tell her not to run towards her death
- I really loved the panel where she bites her lip.
- Pain is so nice. Instead of attacking Naruto while he chats with Yoda!Frog, he lets them talk about how they are gonna defeat him. Sweet.
- Ma!Frog is so distracting. Those lips D:
- Ugly Pain has the most lolarious face of all the bodies XD
- Ok, NOW Pain is in the mood for some action. Go to daddy, Naruto.
- Naruto is gonna get raped.
- asdasd Hinata gets another panel. Must enjoy them since they are rare.
- Take your time, Frogs. Naruto is enjoying this.
- Pain doesn't want to kill you, Naruto. He has something else prepared for you. Really, this chapter is full of buttsex subtext.
- Naruto thinks he can take it.
- Surprise! You may have killed his Phoenix Down Factory, but he still has the Chakra Eater
- Naruto is exhausted (oh, the innuendos)
- And Kishimoto ends this chapters with a cliffhanger even if we already know Naruto is gonna be saved. By somebody. Maybe the Frogs. Maybe Team Gai.

Fun chapter

]]> *gabzillaz http://gabzillaz.deviantart.com/journal/22979701/ http://gabzillaz.deviantart.com/journal/22979701/ Tue, 03 Feb 2009 08:46:18 PST drama news. [link]

Cue the

I think there is a little of everything in that thread: tracing, vectors, attention whores, fanart is inferior to the original and yada yada.

I know there are lot of deviants that take pictures and "edit" them (it happened to me too ), but saying fanart is not a form of art? That any OC is better than any fanart? Than you need less talent and it requires less effort to do fanart?

Bullshit. And I'm not saying this because of me. I'm saying it for the fanartists I admire and inspire me every day (like ~Samurai-PET). Yes, there are a lot of people that trace. Yes, sometimes is annoying how your originales don't get as much attention as your fanart (I'm well aware than 80% of my pageviews are because of fanart. But I don't care about that. When you stop making fanart because you like it and start making it because you want more popularity, the magic is gone). I know.

But that doesn't mean fanart sucks.

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Por si no vieron el drama las noticias. [link]



Creo que hay un poco de todo ahi: tracing, vectors, fanart es inferior que el original y yada yada.

Se que hay muchos deviants que toman dibujos y los "editan" (me paso a mi tambien! ), pero decir que el fanart no es una forma de arte? Que cualquier original es mejor que cualquier fanart? Que el fanart requiere menos talento y que requiere menos esfuerzo?

Bullshit. Y no lo digo por mi. Lo digo por todos los fanartistas que admiro y me inspiran a ser mejor (como ~Samurai-PET). Si, muchisima gente calca. Si, a veces es molesto como los originales no llaman tanta atencion como un fanart (se que el 80% dde mis pageviews se debe al fanart. Pero eso no me importa. Cuando dejas de dibujar porque te gusta y empezas a dibujar para ganar popularidad, ahi la magia desaparece.). Lo se.

Pero eso no significa que el fanart apesta.


Drama aside, I want chocolate.

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- Gamabunta is a MOFO even when he is sitting down.
- Naruto states the obvious.
- Little Frog tells Yoda!Frog that Naruto ran out of batteries.
- Yoda!Frog: Duh.
- WHAT DO YOU MEAN "THAT'S IMPPOSIBLE!" I WANNA SEE FROG FUSION D:
- Pain realizes this is a good moment to kick Naruto's ass. Good boy.
- To be honest, I wouldn't attack Naruto when he has this GIANT FROG behind him. Just saying.
- The frogs think this is the perfect time for small talk even if Pain is running towards them. That's ok. They know the Magical Transformation Shield works with dialogue too.
- Ok, so Naruto was not using the giant scrool because it was fashionable.
- Pain is not done with you Naruto. He still wants to play house.
- YAAAAY It's scrool tossing time!
- It seems Naruto is now as fast as Pain. Ok, whatever you say, Kishimoto. ._.
- Gamabunta is not gonna take this bullshit anymore.
- Ok, so Naruto had some spare batteries back at Frog Country. Smart plot device.
- I bet those birds used the bushins as their personal bathrooms
- PLOT COUPON, I SUMMON YOU!
- Naruto has some spare batteries. Pain, you are royally screwed :3
- Destructo diiiiiisk.
- Naruto realizes he is a zombie movie. Naruto, what did we learn in zombie school? You cut their heads or break their necks. That's the only way to be sure.
- NARUTO USES BRAIN. I think I'm gonna faint. I haven't seen that in a while.
- What's that enormous thing that wasn't there a minute ago? Looks like a giant Phoenix Down factory!
- I think Pain is deaf or pretty slow. The hero is talking about your walking Phoenix Down and you just stand there doing nothing.
- Naruto is using things that are not Rasengan! I'm so proud. ;__; And it only took him 200 chapters!
- Pain thinks he saved his healing factory.
- Guess again. That's what happens when you don't pay attention to your surroundings, Pain.

Ok, so... I guess I'm happy that Naruto is using his brain. But I find this fight so... "meh", that I'm not excited at all D:

]]> *gabzillaz http://gabzillaz.deviantart.com/journal/22819208/ http://gabzillaz.deviantart.com/journal/22819208/ Mon, 26 Jan 2009 08:41:48 PST
... Was pretty boring.

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- Naruto uses moar kage bushins. Still not surprised.
- Pain: I see you are using the Force Sage Mode, just like Master Obi Wan Jiraiya. I bet you learned it from a tiny old man.
- Pain wants to bond with Naruto. Aaaaaw.
- Jiraiya wanted to live in a world with Playboy bunnies, Pain. Not peace. I bet you fell asleep during that lesson.
- Naruto uses ShuriRasengan! It's gonna be super effective! because he is the main character and he must look cool and yada yada.
- NARUTO MAD NARUTO SMASH
- Ok, so in Pain's dictionary: Bonding = You gonna be a corpse then you can play house with me
- More random ass kissing for you, Naruto.
- Naruto is losing his sense of humour. D:
- Frogs seem surprised. OMG HE KNOWS HOW TO DO SOMETHING HE COULDN'T A COUPLE OF DAYS AGO THANKS TO MAGIC TRAINING. Don't blame them, is not like this happened befor... oh, wait. D:
- Kishimoto proves again that women in his manga only appear to be useful and then have to be saved. Seriously, is female Pain wondering if she left the gas on that she didn't notice the GIANT BOOMERANG COMING YOUR WAY?
- Boomerang expands! It's super effective (told ya)
- Another Pain bites the dust.
- TURKEY ATTACKS!
- I can see the PainDei fans squealing.
- Bravo Pain, you just noticed that you can't reason with the main character when you killed his teacher, destroyed his village and well... you are the bad guy. You are screwed by default.
- Shikamaru is secretly happy that his leg is broken. Now he won't be able to cheerlead over Naruto and he won't have to wear a miniskirt.
- Is i me or Shikamaru's fangirl number 54364694 hasn't moved since we last saw her? o_o
- Shikamaru must be reading my mind.
- Shikaku confirms teamwork is dead, Konoha has been nerfed so Naruto could shine and that they should ALL go back to the kitchen. Oh, and that revenge is good only when your name is Naruto or Shikamaru
- Puppies are not dead after all.
- For some reason I find the Dog vs Frog fight really funny and much more interesting that the Pain vs Naruto one.
- YodaFrog states the obvious.
- Naruto is about to run out of batteries.
- I know YodaFrog was referring to one of the other frogs, but I can't stop thinking about Gamabunta actually throwing a meat bun.
- Frog uses mist... then everything is black.
- Girl!Pain is screwed.
- Auch.
- While being swallowed by a giant frog is kinda... sad, at least she was killed by Gamabunta The Awesome.
- Naruto has a surprise for Pain!
- Or maybe not. Rasengan is so last season.
- My bad, she was killed by a Rasengan. While being salivated by Gamabunta. Kishimoto can't top this, can he? *is afraid for Sakura now*
- Bye doggies.
- Naruto is out of batteries.
- Pain does his happy face. Which looks exactly like all his other faces: :/
- Naruto is screwed. Well, logically speaking. I'm sure Will of Fire will save his ass. Somehow.

Or maybe Team Gai will make THE Dynamic Entry.

In all, this chapter was booooring.

That said...

About the Live Action Avatar movie:

Well, is bound to suck since nobody is awesome enough to play Toph. But casting white actors for the main characters is like casting a white guy to play Mohammed Ali. :/

I recommend reading This

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