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                <title>Cindy &amp; Nate</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 16 Aug 2009 01:17:32 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <div class="top"><img src="http://fc08.deviantart.com/fs46/o/2009/170/d/f/126465413_73254_header.jpg"></img></div><div class="topLeft"><img src="http://fc04.deviantart.com/fs47/o/2009/170/c/b/126465413_73255_top-left.jpg"></img></div><div class="topRight"><img src="http://fc08.deviantart.com/fs46/o/2009/170/d/e/126465413_73256_top-right.jpg"></img></div><div class="author"><a href="http://gadgetsguru.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/g/a/gadgetsguru.gif" alt=":icongadgetsguru:" title="gadgetsguru"/></a>=<a class="u" href="http://gadgetsguru.deviantart.com/">gadgetsguru</a></div><br /><br />On <strong>Saturday, August 15, 2009</strong>, my long-time friend Cindy Frisk married Nate Hoag. I was asked to be the official photographer, so I flew in from Denver, Colorado to take photos of her gorgeous fairytale-style wedding.<br /><br />At age 2, Cindy became the first friend I ever had and to this day, I truly consider her one of my best friends. She's without a doubt, a sister to me. I'm so happy that she found someone to share her life with; Nate couldn't have been a better partner to grow and enjoy life with Cindy. May the both of you live a life full of happiness, joy, compassion, and above all, love. I love you both!!<br /><br />Even though these photos were taken at my first-ever wedding photo shoot, I truly did my best work for everyone. Cindy and Nate, I hope you enjoy these! They're just for you!  <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/h/happycry2.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":happycry:" title="Happy cry (Tears of joy)" /><br /><br /><hr><br /><strong>Wedding photography by <a href="http://www.deviantart.com/users/outgoing?http://www.artbyjb.com/">Jeffrey Bennett</a>.</strong><br /><br /><a href="http://gadgetsguru.deviantart.com/gallery/#Cindy-and-Nate">View the photos</a> from Cindy & Nate's wedding.<br /><br />Photography Â© 2009, <a href="http://www.deviantart.com/users/outgoing?http://www.artbyjb.com/">Jeffrey Bennett</a>. All rights reserved.<br /><strong><sup><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/users/outgoing?http://www.facebook.com/gadgetsguru">Facebook.com profile</a></sup></strong><br /><br /><hr><br /><strong>Note to attendees</strong><br />Because I took roughly 500 photos (even though many of these photos will not make the cut), I'm going to be organizing these into categories - the best of the best will be at the beginning and general snapshots will be towards the end.<br /><br /></hr></hr> ]]></description>
                <author>~gadgetsguru</author>
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                <title>Sleep...</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 12 Nov 2008 10:46:07 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <div class="header-side"></div><br /><div class="sidebar"><br /><div class="header">my links</div><br /><div class="top-link"><br /><ul><br /><li><a href="http://www.artbyjb.com/">ArtByJB.com</a></li><br /></ul><br /></div><br /><div class="middle-links"><br /><ul><br /><li><a href="http://contact.artbyjb.com/">Contact me</a></li><br /><li><a href="http://www.facebook.com/p/Jeffrey_Bennett/38708848">Facebook</a></li><br /><li><a href="http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2265755098">My Facebook group</a></li><br /><li><a href="http://twitter.com/gadgetsguru">Twitter</a></li><br /><li><a href="http://brightkite.com/people/gadgetsguru">Brightkite</a></li><br /><li><a href="http://www.linkedin.com/in/gadgetsguru">LinkedIn</a></li><br /><li><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/gadgetsguru/">Flickr</a></li><br /><li><a href="http://gadgetsguru.wayn.com/">WAYN</a></li><br /><li><a href="http://gadgetsguru.livejournal.com/">LiveJournal</a></li><br /><li><a href="http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=AQA8SYS&key=KGL">HOTorNOT</a></li><br /></ul><br /></div><br /><div class="bottom-link"><br /><ul><br /><li><a href="http://gadgetsguru.deviantart.com/latest/">Latest deviation</a></li><br /></ul><br /></div><br /><div class="header">my polls</div><br /><div class="top-link"><br /><ul><br /><li><a href="http://gadgetsguru.deviantart.com/journal/poll/418804/">Nov 4, 2008</a></li><br /></ul><br /></div><br /><div class="middle-links"><br /><ul><br /><li><a href="http://gadgetsguru.deviantart.com/journal/poll/408790/">Oct 14, 2008</a></li><br /><li><a href="http://gadgetsguru.deviantart.com/journal/poll/385470/">Aug 26, 2008</a></li><br /></ul><br /></div><br /><div class="bottom-link"><br /><ul><br /><li><a href="http://gadgetsguru.deviantart.com/journal/poll/217366/">Apr 4, 2007</a></li><br /></ul><br /></div><br /><div class="header">stamp block</div><br /><div class="stamps"><br /><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/50973558/"><img src="http://fc71.deviantart.com/fs15/f/2007/075/9/0/Chocoholic_by_gadgetsguru.gif" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/35732691/"><img src="http://fc85.deviantart.com/fs11/i/2006/184/9/a/I_heart_duckies_by_gadgetsguru.png" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/32791375/"><img src="http://fc21.deviantart.com/fs10/i/2006/124/d/f/___Liek_thanks_you____by_Liek.gif" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span><br /></div><br /><div class="header">credits</div><br /><div class="txt">Message Centre v6 Journal CSS created by `<a class="u" href="http://nyssi.deviantart.com/">nyssi</a></div><br /></div><br /><br /><div class="content"><div class="heading">...sounds sooo good right now</div><br /><p>This morning, I could not get out of bed to save my life!! I just kept hitting the snooze button on my alarm clock for an hour. I've had three cups of coffee today, and it still hasn't helped me wake up. You've betrayed me, Starbucks!! <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/c/cries.gif" width="23" height="15" alt=":cries:" title="Waaaah!" /></p><br /><p>I don't think my boss would appreciate it if I went to sleep on my desk. What do you think?</p><br /><p><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/y/yawn.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":yawn:" title="Yawn" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/sleep.gif" width="38" height="22" alt=":sleep:" title="Sleep" /></p><br /><br /><div class="heading">Shameless self-promotion</div><br /><br /><p>Below are some of my favorite personal works:</p><br /><br /><div class="thumbs"><br /><br /><div class="thumb"><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/80580380/"><img src="http://th05.deviantart.com/fs37/150/f/2008/281/4/8/485e864375287e08a0f7f5c8feb82526.jpg" width="150" height="109" /></a></span></span><br /><p><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/80580380/">Denver</a> by =<a class="u" href="http://gadgetsguru.deviantart.com/">gadgetsguru</a></p></div><br /><br /><div class="thumb"><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/55029308/"><img src="http://th05.deviantart.com/fs36/150/f/2008/281/7/8/7866d720ed2df4aaa6370d8e5f960313.jpg" width="150" height="82" /></a></span></span> <br /><p><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/55029308/">Denver skyline</a> by =<a class="u" href="http://gadgetsguru.deviantart.com/">gadgetsguru</a></p></div><br /><br /><div class="thumb"><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/36898168/"><img src="http://th09.deviantart.com/fs36/150/f/2008/281/a/a/aad5a2c6302fd43180f12fef91473e25.jpg" width="120" height="150" /></a></span></span><br /><p><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/36898168/">As time goes... ]]></description>
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                <title>Barack Obama...</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 04 Nov 2008 21:19:08 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <div class="header-side"></div><br /><div class="sidebar"><br /><div class="header">my links</div><br /><div class="top-link"><br /><ul><br /><li><a href="http://www.artbyjb.com/">ArtByJB.com</a></li><br /></ul><br /></div><br /><div class="middle-links"><br /><ul><br /><li><a href="http://contact.artbyjb.com/">Contact me</a></li><br /><li><a href="http://www.facebook.com/p/Jeffrey_Bennett/38708848">Facebook</a></li><br /><li><a href="http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2265755098">My Facebook group</a></li><br /><li><a href="http://twitter.com/gadgetsguru">Twitter</a></li><br /><li><a href="http://brightkite.com/people/gadgetsguru">Brightkite</a></li><br /><li><a href="http://www.linkedin.com/in/gadgetsguru">LinkedIn</a></li><br /><li><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/gadgetsguru/">Flickr</a></li><br /><li><a href="http://gadgetsguru.wayn.com/">WAYN</a></li><br /><li><a href="http://gadgetsguru.livejournal.com/">LiveJournal</a></li><br /><li><a href="http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=AQA8SYS&key=KGL">HOTorNOT</a></li><br /></ul><br /></div><br /><div class="bottom-link"><br /><ul><br /><li><a href="http://gadgetsguru.deviantart.com/latest/">Latest deviation</a></li><br /></ul><br /></div><br /><div class="header">my polls</div><br /><div class="top-link"><br /><ul><br /><li><a href="http://gadgetsguru.deviantart.com/journal/poll/418804/">Nov 4, 2008</a></li><br /></ul><br /></div><br /><div class="middle-links"><br /><ul><br /><li><a href="http://gadgetsguru.deviantart.com/journal/poll/408790/">Oct 14, 2008</a></li><br /><li><a href="http://gadgetsguru.deviantart.com/journal/poll/385470/">Aug 26, 2008</a></li><br /></ul><br /></div><br /><div class="bottom-link"><br /><ul><br /><li><a href="http://gadgetsguru.deviantart.com/journal/poll/217366/">Apr 4, 2007</a></li><br /></ul><br /></div><br /><div class="header">stamp block</div><br /><div class="stamps"><br /><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/50973558/"><img src="http://fc71.deviantart.com/fs15/f/2007/075/9/0/Chocoholic_by_gadgetsguru.gif" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/35732691/"><img src="http://fc85.deviantart.com/fs11/i/2006/184/9/a/I_heart_duckies_by_gadgetsguru.png" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/32791375/"><img src="http://fc21.deviantart.com/fs10/i/2006/124/d/f/___Liek_thanks_you____by_Liek.gif" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span><br /></div><br /><div class="header">barack obama</div><br /><div class="stamps"><br /><a href="http://vote.artbyjb.com/" title="Vote for Barack Obama and Joe Biden on Tuesday, November 4, 2008"><img src="http://deviantart.artbyjb.com/obama" alt="Vote for Barack Obama and Joe Biden on Tuesday, November 4, 2008"></img></a><br /></div><br /><div class="header">credits</div><br /><div class="txt">Message Centre v6 Journal CSS created by `<a class="u" href="http://nyssi.deviantart.com/">nyssi</a></div><br /></div><br /><br /><div class="content"><div class="heading">...is the new USA President!</div><br /><p><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/e/excited.gif" width="23" height="19" alt=":excited:" title="OMG! I can't contain my excitement!" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/e/excited.gif" width="23" height="19" alt=":excited:" title="OMG! I can't contain my excitement!" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/e/excited.gif" width="23" height="19" alt=":excited:" title="OMG! I can't contain my excitement!" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/e/excited.gif" width="23" height="19" alt=":excited:" title="OMG! I can't contain my excitement!" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/e/excited.gif" width="23" height="19" alt=":excited:" title="OMG! I can't contain my excitement!" /></p><br /><p>ZWOMFG!! I'm so frickin' psyched that Barack Obama is the new President of the United States!!!!!!!!!!! <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/biggrin.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":D" title=":D (Big Grin)" /></p><br /><p>Finally, we're going to have a <em>real</em> President, and not all this George W. Bush/John McCain/Sarah Palin shit. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/x/xd.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":XD:" title="XD" /></p><br /><p>Mark your calendars people, because January 20, 2009 is the last day George W. Bush will ever darken America's doorway again!! <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/e/excited.gif" width="23" height="19" alt=":excited:" title="OMG! I can't contain my excitement!" /></p><br /><p><strong>Poll:</strong> <a href="http://gadgetsguru.deviantart.com/journal/poll/418804/">How do you feel about Barack Obama becoming President?</a></p><br /><p><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/d/dance.gif" width="29" height="21" alt=":dance:" title="Dance!" /> <img src="htt... ]]></description>
                <author>~gadgetsguru</author>
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                <title>Daily Deviation</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 31 Oct 2008 20:13:15 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <div class="header-side"></div><br /><div class="sidebar"><br /><div class="header">my links</div><br /><div class="top-link"><br /><ul><br /><li><a href="http://www.artbyjb.com/">ArtByJB.com</a></li><br /></ul><br /></div><br /><div class="middle-links"><br /><ul><br /><li><a href="http://contact.artbyjb.com/">Contact me</a></li><br /><li><a href="http://www.facebook.com/p/Jeffrey_Bennett/38708848">Facebook</a></li><br /><li><a href="http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2265755098">My Facebook group</a></li><br /><li><a href="http://twitter.com/gadgetsguru">Twitter</a></li><br /><li><a href="http://brightkite.com/people/gadgetsguru">Brightkite</a></li><br /><li><a href="http://www.linkedin.com/in/gadgetsguru">LinkedIn</a></li><br /><li><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/gadgetsguru/">Flickr</a></li><br /><li><a href="http://gadgetsguru.wayn.com/">WAYN</a></li><br /><li><a href="http://gadgetsguru.livejournal.com/">LiveJournal</a></li><br /><li><a href="http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=AQA8SYS&key=KGL">HOTorNOT</a></li><br /></ul><br /></div><br /><div class="bottom-link"><br /><ul><br /><li><a href="http://gadgetsguru.deviantart.com/latest/">Latest deviation</a></li><br /></ul><br /></div><br /><div class="header">my polls</div><br /><div class="top-link"><br /><ul><br /><li><a href="http://gadgetsguru.deviantart.com/journal/poll/408790/">Oct 14, 2008</a></li><br /></ul><br /></div><br /><div class="middle-links"><br /><ul><br /><li><a href="http://gadgetsguru.deviantart.com/journal/poll/385470/">Aug 26, 2008</a></li><br /><li><a href="http://gadgetsguru.deviantart.com/journal/poll/217366/">Apr 4, 2007</a></li><br /></ul><br /></div><br /><div class="bottom-link"><br /><ul><br /><li><a href="http://gadgetsguru.deviantart.com/journal/poll/199863/">Jan 20, 2007</a></li><br /></ul><br /></div><br /><div class="header">stamp block</div><br /><div class="stamps"><br /><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/50973558/"><img src="http://fc71.deviantart.com/fs15/f/2007/075/9/0/Chocoholic_by_gadgetsguru.gif" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/35732691/"><img src="http://fc85.deviantart.com/fs11/i/2006/184/9/a/I_heart_duckies_by_gadgetsguru.png" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/32791375/"><img src="http://fc21.deviantart.com/fs10/i/2006/124/d/f/___Liek_thanks_you____by_Liek.gif" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span><br /></div><br /><div class="header">barack obama</div><br /><div class="stamps"><br /><a href="http://vote.artbyjb.com/" title="Vote for Barack Obama and Joe Biden on Tuesday, November 4, 2008"><img src="http://deviantart.artbyjb.com/obama" alt="Vote for Barack Obama and Joe Biden on Tuesday, November 4, 2008"></img></a><br /></div><br /><div class="header">credits</div><br /><div class="txt">Message Centre v6 Journal CSS created by `<a class="u" href="http://nyssi.deviantart.com/">nyssi</a></div><br /></div><br /><br /><div class="content"><div class="heading">YOU should do this</div><br /><p>Everyone should <a href="http://gadgetsguru.deviantart.com/gallery/">browse my gallery</a>, and find art to recommend as a daily deviation! <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/biggrin.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":D" title=":D (Big Grin)" /></p><br /><p><strong>FAQ #18:</strong> <a href="http://help.deviantart.com/18/">Who selects the Daily Deviation and how is it chosen?</a></p><br /><br /><div class="heading">Shameless self-promotion</div><br /><br /><p>Below are some of my favorite personal works:</p><br /><br /><div class="thumbs"><br /><br /><div class="thumb"><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/80580380/"><img src="http://th05.deviantart.com/fs37/150/f/2008/281/4/8/485e864375287e08a0f7f5c8feb82526.jpg" width="150" height="109" /></a></span></span><br /><p><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/80580380/">Denver</a> by =<a class="u" href="http://gadgetsguru.deviantart.com/">gadgetsguru</a></p></div><br /><br /><div class="thumb"><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/55029308/"><img src="http://th05.deviantart.com/fs36/150/f/2008/281/7/8/7866d720ed2df4aaa6370d8e5f960313.jpg" width="150" height="82" /></a></span></span> <br /><p><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/55029308/">Denver skyline</a> by =<a class="u" href="http://gadgetsguru.deviantart.com/">gadgetsguru</a></p></div><br /><br /><div class="thumb"><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/36898168/"><img src="http://th09.deviantart.com/fs36/150/f/2008/281/a/a/aad5a2c6302fd43180f12fef91473e25.jpg" width="120" height="150" /></a></span></span><br /><p><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/3... ]]></description>
                <author>~gadgetsguru</author>
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                <title>Must... destroy...</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 26 Oct 2008 06:25:19 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <div class="header-side"></div><br /><div class="sidebar"><br /><div class="header">my links</div><br /><div class="top-link"><br /><ul><br /><li><a href="http://www.artbyjb.com/">ArtByJB.com</a></li><br /></ul><br /></div><br /><div class="middle-links"><br /><ul><br /><li><a href="http://contact.artbyjb.com/">Contact me</a></li><br /><li><a href="http://www.facebook.com/p/Jeffrey_Bennett/38708848">Facebook</a></li><br /><li><a href="http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2265755098">My Facebook group</a></li><br /><li><a href="http://twitter.com/gadgetsguru">Twitter</a></li><br /><li><a href="http://brightkite.com/people/gadgetsguru">Brightkite</a></li><br /><li><a href="http://www.linkedin.com/in/gadgetsguru">LinkedIn</a></li><br /><li><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/gadgetsguru/">Flickr</a></li><br /><li><a href="http://gadgetsguru.wayn.com/">WAYN</a></li><br /><li><a href="http://gadgetsguru.livejournal.com/">LiveJournal</a></li><br /><li><a href="http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=AQA8SYS&key=KGL">HOTorNOT</a></li><br /></ul><br /></div><br /><div class="bottom-link"><br /><ul><br /><li><a href="http://gadgetsguru.deviantart.com/latest/">Latest deviation</a></li><br /></ul><br /></div><br /><div class="header">my polls</div><br /><div class="top-link"><br /><ul><br /><li><a href="http://gadgetsguru.deviantart.com/journal/poll/408790/">Oct 14, 2008</a></li><br /></ul><br /></div><br /><div class="middle-links"><br /><ul><br /><li><a href="http://gadgetsguru.deviantart.com/journal/poll/385470/">Aug 26, 2008</a></li><br /><li><a href="http://gadgetsguru.deviantart.com/journal/poll/217366/">Apr 4, 2007</a></li><br /></ul><br /></div><br /><div class="bottom-link"><br /><ul><br /><li><a href="http://gadgetsguru.deviantart.com/journal/poll/199863/">Jan 20, 2007</a></li><br /></ul><br /></div><br /><div class="header">stamp block</div><br /><div class="stamps"><br /><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/50973558/"><img src="http://fc71.deviantart.com/fs15/f/2007/075/9/0/Chocoholic_by_gadgetsguru.gif" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/35732691/"><img src="http://fc85.deviantart.com/fs11/i/2006/184/9/a/I_heart_duckies_by_gadgetsguru.png" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/32791375/"><img src="http://fc21.deviantart.com/fs10/i/2006/124/d/f/___Liek_thanks_you____by_Liek.gif" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span><br /></div><br /><div class="header">barack obama</div><br /><div class="stamps"><br /><a href="http://vote.artbyjb.com/" title="Vote for Barack Obama and Joe Biden on Tuesday, November 4, 2008"><img src="http://deviantart.artbyjb.com/obama" alt="Vote for Barack Obama and Joe Biden on Tuesday, November 4, 2008"></img></a><br /></div><br /><div class="header">credits</div><br /><div class="txt">Message Centre v6 Journal CSS created by `<a class="u" href="http://nyssi.deviantart.com/">nyssi</a></div><br /></div><br /><br /><div class="content"><div class="heading">Microsoft Internet Explorer</div><br /><p>Gaahhh! I swear Internet Exploder is going to be my death! <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/frustrated.gif" width="40" height="25" alt=":frustrated:" title="frustrated" /></p><br /><p>I can't <em>believe</em> people still use this wannabe imitation llama feecees!</p><br /><p><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/p/poo.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":poo:" title="Poo" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/l/llama.gif" width="43" height="97" alt=":llama:" title="Llama...an important part of life" /></p><br /><p>OK, I feel better. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/x/xd.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":XD:" title="XD" /></p><br /><br /><div class="heading">Shameless self-promotion</div><br /><br /><p>Below are some of my favorite personal works:</p><br /><br /><div class="thumbs"><br /><br /><div class="thumb"><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/80580185/"><img src="http://th08.deviantart.com/fs36/150/f/2008/281/8/6/86c9fe5aca84f3f927f65417268e55fb.jpg" width="150" height="109" /></a></span></span><br /><p><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/80580185/">Peek-a-boo</a> by =<a class="u" href="http://gadgetsguru.deviantart.com/">gadgetsguru</a></p></div><br /><br /><div class="thumb"><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/23292608/"><img src="http://th02.deviantart.com/fs36/150/f/2008/281/6/b/6bee550bbfb1b76d8c141c01e68c419e.jpg" width="150" height="109" /></a></span></span><br /><p><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/23292608/">LOVE</a> by =<a class="u" href="http://gadgetsguru.deviantart.com/">gadgetsguru</a></p></div><br /><br /><div class="thumb"><span class="shadow-holder"><... ]]></description>
                <author>~gadgetsguru</author>
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                <title>John McCain</title>
                <link>http://gadgetsguru.deviantart.com/journal/21156735/</link>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 25 Oct 2008 14:14:02 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <div class="header-side"></div><br /><div class="sidebar"><br /><div class="header">my links</div><br /><div class="top-link"><br /><ul><br /><li><a href="http://www.artbyjb.com/">ArtByJB.com</a></li><br /></ul><br /></div><br /><div class="middle-links"><br /><ul><br /><li><a href="http://contact.artbyjb.com/">Contact me</a></li><br /><li><a href="http://www.facebook.com/p/Jeffrey_Bennett/38708848">Facebook</a></li><br /><li><a href="http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2265755098">My Facebook group</a></li><br /><li><a href="http://twitter.com/gadgetsguru">Twitter</a></li><br /><li><a href="http://brightkite.com/people/gadgetsguru">Brightkite</a></li><br /><li><a href="http://www.linkedin.com/in/gadgetsguru">LinkedIn</a></li><br /><li><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/gadgetsguru/">Flickr</a></li><br /><li><a href="http://gadgetsguru.wayn.com/">WAYN</a></li><br /><li><a href="http://gadgetsguru.livejournal.com/">LiveJournal</a></li><br /><li><a href="http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=AQA8SYS&key=KGL">HOTorNOT</a></li><br /></ul><br /></div><br /><div class="bottom-link"><br /><ul><br /><li><a href="http://gadgetsguru.deviantart.com/latest/">Latest deviation</a></li><br /></ul><br /></div><br /><div class="header">my polls</div><br /><div class="top-link"><br /><ul><br /><li><a href="http://gadgetsguru.deviantart.com/journal/poll/408790/">Oct 14, 2008</a></li><br /></ul><br /></div><br /><div class="middle-links"><br /><ul><br /><li><a href="http://gadgetsguru.deviantart.com/journal/poll/385470/">Aug 26, 2008</a></li><br /><li><a href="http://gadgetsguru.deviantart.com/journal/poll/217366/">Apr 4, 2007</a></li><br /></ul><br /></div><br /><div class="bottom-link"><br /><ul><br /><li><a href="http://gadgetsguru.deviantart.com/journal/poll/199863/">Jan 20, 2007</a></li><br /></ul><br /></div><br /><div class="header">stamp block</div><br /><div class="stamps"><br /><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/50973558/"><img src="http://fc71.deviantart.com/fs15/f/2007/075/9/0/Chocoholic_by_gadgetsguru.gif" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/35732691/"><img src="http://fc85.deviantart.com/fs11/i/2006/184/9/a/I_heart_duckies_by_gadgetsguru.png" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/32791375/"><img src="http://fc21.deviantart.com/fs10/i/2006/124/d/f/___Liek_thanks_you____by_Liek.gif" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span><br /></div><br /><div class="header">barack obama</div><br /><div class="stamps"><br /><a href="http://vote.artbyjb.com/" title="Vote for Barack Obama and Joe Biden on Tuesday, November 4, 2008"><img src="http://deviantart.artbyjb.com/obama" alt="Vote for Barack Obama and Joe Biden on Tuesday, November 4, 2008"></img></a><br /></div><br /><div class="header">credits</div><br /><div class="txt">Message Centre v6 Journal CSS created by `<a class="u" href="http://nyssi.deviantart.com/">nyssi</a></div><br /></div><br /><br /><div class="content"><div class="heading">Dr. Evil and Cotton Hill</div><br /><p>Has anyone else seen the startling resemblance that John McCain has to Dr. Evil from the Austin Powers movies, and to Cotton Hill from King of the Hill?</p><br /><p>Don't take my word for it. Look for yourself!</p><br /><p><img src="http://deviantart.artbyjb.com/images/McCainEvil"></img><br /><p><img src="http://deviantart.artbyjb.com/images/McCainCotton"></img><br /><p>See the <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WBDTdZWq5F4">Dr. Evil McCain</a> video clip from YouTube.com</p><br /><p><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WBDTdZWq5F4"><img src="http://deviantart.artbyjb.com/images/youtube"></img></a><br /><p>Â </p><br /><p>Â </p><br /><p><strong>Vote for Barack Obama and Joe Biden on Tuesday, November 4, 2008</strong></p><br /><br /><div class="heading">Shameless self-promotion</div><br /><br /><p>Below are some of my favorite personal works:</p><br /><br /><div class="thumbs"><br /><br /><div class="thumb"><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/80580185/"><img src="http://th08.deviantart.com/fs36/150/f/2008/281/8/6/86c9fe5aca84f3f927f65417268e55fb.jpg" width="150" height="109" /></a></span></span><br /><p><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/80580185/">Peek-a-boo</a> by =<a class="u" href="http://gadgetsguru.deviantart.com/">gadgetsguru</a></p></div><br /><br /><div class="thumb"><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/23292608/"><img src="http://th02.deviantart.com/fs36/150/f/2008/281/6/b/6bee550bbfb1b76d8c141c01e68c419e.jpg" width="150" height="109" /></a></span></span><br /><p><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/23292608/">LOVE</a> by =<a class="u" href="http://gadgetsguru.deviantart.com/">gadgetsguru</a></p>... ]]></description>
                <author>~gadgetsguru</author>
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                <title>Art by Jeffrey Bennett</title>
                <link>http://gadgetsguru.deviantart.com/journal/21104263/</link>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 22 Oct 2008 01:23:25 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <div class="header-side"></div><br /><div class="sidebar"><br /><div class="header">my links</div><br /><div class="top-link"><br /><ul><br /><li><a href="http://www.artbyjb.com/">ArtByJB.com</a></li><br /></ul><br /></div><br /><div class="middle-links"><br /><ul><br /><li><a href="http://contact.artbyjb.com/">Contact me</a></li><br /><li><a href="http://www.facebook.com/p/Jeffrey_Bennett/38708848">Facebook</a></li><br /><li><a href="http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2265755098">My Facebook group</a></li><br /><li><a href="http://twitter.com/gadgetsguru">Twitter</a></li><br /><li><a href="http://brightkite.com/people/gadgetsguru">Brightkite</a></li><br /><li><a href="http://www.linkedin.com/in/gadgetsguru">LinkedIn</a></li><br /><li><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/gadgetsguru/">Flickr</a></li><br /><li><a href="http://gadgetsguru.wayn.com/">WAYN</a></li><br /><li><a href="http://gadgetsguru.livejournal.com/">LiveJournal</a></li><br /><li><a href="http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=AQA8SYS&key=KGL">HOTorNOT</a></li><br /></ul><br /></div><br /><div class="bottom-link"><br /><ul><br /><li><a href="http://gadgetsguru.deviantart.com/latest/">Latest deviation</a></li><br /></ul><br /></div><br /><div class="header">my polls</div><br /><div class="top-link"><br /><ul><br /><li><a href="http://gadgetsguru.deviantart.com/journal/poll/408790/">Oct 14, 2008</a></li><br /></ul><br /></div><br /><div class="middle-links"><br /><ul><br /><li><a href="http://gadgetsguru.deviantart.com/journal/poll/385470/">Aug 26, 2008</a></li><br /><li><a href="http://gadgetsguru.deviantart.com/journal/poll/217366/">Apr 4, 2007</a></li><br /></ul><br /></div><br /><div class="bottom-link"><br /><ul><br /><li><a href="http://gadgetsguru.deviantart.com/journal/poll/199863/">Jan 20, 2007</a></li><br /></ul><br /></div><br /><div class="header">stamp block</div><br /><div class="stamps"><br /><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/50973558/"><img src="http://fc71.deviantart.com/fs15/f/2007/075/9/0/Chocoholic_by_gadgetsguru.gif" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/35732691/"><img src="http://fc85.deviantart.com/fs11/i/2006/184/9/a/I_heart_duckies_by_gadgetsguru.png" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/32791375/"><img src="http://fc21.deviantart.com/fs10/i/2006/124/d/f/___Liek_thanks_you____by_Liek.gif" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span><br /></div><br /><div class="header">barack obama</div><br /><div class="stamps"><br /><a href="http://vote.artbyjb.com/" title="Vote for Barack Obama and Joe Biden on Tuesday, November 4, 2008"><img src="http://deviantart.artbyjb.com/obama" alt="Vote for Barack Obama and Joe Biden on Tuesday, November 4, 2008"></img></a><br /></div><br /><div class="header">credits</div><br /><div class="txt">Message Centre v6 Journal CSS created by `<a class="u" href="http://nyssi.deviantart.com/">nyssi</a></div><br /></div><br /><br /><div class="content"><div class="heading"><a href="http://www.artbyjb.com/">www.artbyjb.com</a></div><br /><p>I've been doing a lot of work on my online art gallery lately and I'm rather excited about some of the new features! You can now rate the pieces from 1 (being "Terrible") to 5 (being "Excellent"). Just click on your rating and voila! Rating my artwork will also help me out tremendously. Let me explain: for one, it will allow me to learn from what's really good and from what's not, and whenever a visitor rates one of my works, it will automagically be moved in the previews section according to it's rating - meaning the best pieces will be at the left and the ones that need improvement will be right. Remember though, you can only vote once, so choose wisely!</p><br /><p>Another awesome feature is my new <a href="http://feeds.artbyjb.com/artbyjb">RSS feed</a>. You can subscribe to this and whenever I add new artwork, your RSS reader will get the new work in a flash!</p><br /><p>A new section currently in the works is the member's only area - having an account will allow you to add your favorite pieces from my collection to your favorites, your wishlist, and purchase my work in any of several different formats directly from the comfort and privacy of your own home.</p><br /><p>Last, but definitely not least is the upgrade of ArtByJB.com to it's own <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Virtual_private_server">Virtual Private Server</a>. This will allow for faster processing, more customization of ArtByJB.com, and so much more. The possibilities are literally endless!</p><br /><p>I hope you're as excited about these changes as I am - the next generation of <a href="http://www.artbyjb.com/">ArtByJB.com</a> is here!</p><br /><br /><div class="heading">Shameless self-promotion</div><br /><br /><p>Below are some of my favo... ]]></description>
                <author>~gadgetsguru</author>
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                <title>This is nice!</title>
                <link>http://gadgetsguru.deviantart.com/journal/21063415/</link>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 12 Nov 2008 11:00:36 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <div class="header-side"></div><br /><div class="sidebar"><br /><div class="header">my links</div><br /><div class="top-link"><br /><ul><br /><li><a href="http://www.artbyjb.com/">ArtByJB.com</a></li><br /></ul><br /></div><br /><div class="middle-links"><br /><ul><br /><li><a href="http://contact.artbyjb.com/">Contact me</a></li><br /><li><a href="http://www.facebook.com/p/Jeffrey_Bennett/38708848">Facebook</a></li><br /><li><a href="http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2265755098">My Facebook group</a></li><br /><li><a href="http://twitter.com/gadgetsguru">Twitter</a></li><br /><li><a href="http://brightkite.com/people/gadgetsguru">Brightkite</a></li><br /><li><a href="http://www.linkedin.com/in/gadgetsguru">LinkedIn</a></li><br /><li><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/gadgetsguru/">Flickr</a></li><br /><li><a href="http://gadgetsguru.wayn.com/">WAYN</a></li><br /><li><a href="http://gadgetsguru.livejournal.com/">LiveJournal</a></li><br /><li><a href="http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=AQA8SYS&key=KGL">HOTorNOT</a></li><br /></ul><br /></div><br /><div class="bottom-link"><br /><ul><br /><li><a href="http://gadgetsguru.deviantart.com/latest/">Latest deviation</a></li><br /></ul><br /></div><br /><div class="header">my polls</div><br /><div class="top-link"><br /><ul><br /><li><a href="http://gadgetsguru.deviantart.com/journal/poll/408790/">Oct 14, 2008</a></li><br /></ul><br /></div><br /><div class="middle-links"><br /><ul><br /><li><a href="http://gadgetsguru.deviantart.com/journal/poll/385470/">Aug 26, 2008</a></li><br /><li><a href="http://gadgetsguru.deviantart.com/journal/poll/217366/">Apr 4, 2007</a></li><br /></ul><br /></div><br /><div class="bottom-link"><br /><ul><br /><li><a href="http://gadgetsguru.deviantart.com/journal/poll/199863/">Jan 20, 2007</a></li><br /></ul><br /></div><br /><div class="header">stamp block</div><br /><div class="stamps"><br /><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/50973558/"><img src="http://fc71.deviantart.com/fs15/f/2007/075/9/0/Chocoholic_by_gadgetsguru.gif" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/35732691/"><img src="http://fc85.deviantart.com/fs11/i/2006/184/9/a/I_heart_duckies_by_gadgetsguru.png" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/32791375/"><img src="http://fc21.deviantart.com/fs10/i/2006/124/d/f/___Liek_thanks_you____by_Liek.gif" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span><br /></div><br /><div class="header">barack obama</div><br /><div class="stamps"><br /><a href="http://vote.artbyjb.com/" title="Vote for Barack Obama and Joe Biden on Tuesday, November 4, 2008"><img src="http://deviantart.artbyjb.com/obama" alt="Vote for Barack Obama and Joe Biden on Tuesday, November 4, 2008"></img></a><br /></div><br /><div class="header">credits</div><br /><div class="txt">Message Centre v6 Journal CSS created by `<a class="u" href="http://nyssi.deviantart.com/">nyssi</a></div><br /></div><br /><br /><div class="content"><div class="heading">Update #1</div><br /><p>ZOMWFG!! Just when I thought gas prices weren't going to get any lower, last night I bought gas for <strong>$1.96</strong> per gallon. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/faint.gif" width="18" height="17" alt=":faint:" title="I think I've fainted." /></p><br /><p>I put $10.01 in my gas tank and filled it up to almost 3/4 of the way. This is really, <em>really</em> nice! <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/e/excited.gif" width="23" height="19" alt=":excited:" title="OMG! I can't contain my excitement!" /></p><br /><p>I just hope gas prices stay the same (or get even lower). I'd be OK with that, too. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/biggrin.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":D" title=":D (Big Grin)" /></p><br /><br /><div class="heading">$2.72</div><br /><p>That's how much I just paid for a gallon of gas! I got my gas tank filled up to about 3/4 for $15. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/o/omg.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":omg:" title="OMG" /></p><br /><p>It wasn't too long ago that it was $4.00+ per gallon. This is a very, very nice change. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/n/nod.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":nod:" title="Nod" /></p><br /><p>Although, I suppose even if we had to pay $6.00 per gallon, we shouldn't complain too much. I remember when I went to <a href="http://gadgetsguru.deviantart.com/journal/8651956/">Europe in the summer of 2006</a>, we had to get some gas while in France. Well, the gas station's sign said 1.75Â per liter - there are about 3.78541178 liters in one US Gallon (<a href="http://www.google.com/search?q=gallon+to+liter">according to Google</a>), so 1.75Â x 3.78541178 = about 6.62Â per US gallon. That doesn't include the Euro to US Dollar conversion rate at the time, whic... ]]></description>
                <author>~gadgetsguru</author>
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                <title>Allergies</title>
                <link>http://gadgetsguru.deviantart.com/journal/21050348/</link>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 18 Oct 2008 16:23:15 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <div class="header-side"></div><br /><div class="sidebar"><br /><div class="header">my links</div><br /><div class="top-link"><br /><ul><br /><li><a href="http://www.artbyjb.com/">ArtByJB.com</a></li><br /></ul><br /></div><br /><div class="middle-links"><br /><ul><br /><li><a href="http://contact.artbyjb.com/">Contact me</a></li><br /><li><a href="http://www.facebook.com/p/Jeffrey_Bennett/38708848">Facebook</a></li><br /><li><a href="http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2265755098">My Facebook group</a></li><br /><li><a href="http://twitter.com/gadgetsguru">Twitter</a></li><br /><li><a href="http://brightkite.com/people/gadgetsguru">Brightkite</a></li><br /><li><a href="http://www.linkedin.com/in/gadgetsguru">LinkedIn</a></li><br /><li><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/gadgetsguru/">Flickr</a></li><br /><li><a href="http://gadgetsguru.wayn.com/">WAYN</a></li><br /><li><a href="http://gadgetsguru.livejournal.com/">LiveJournal</a></li><br /><li><a href="http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=AQA8SYS&key=KGL">HOTorNOT</a></li><br /></ul><br /></div><br /><div class="bottom-link"><br /><ul><br /><li><a href="http://gadgetsguru.deviantart.com/latest/">Latest deviation</a></li><br /></ul><br /></div><br /><div class="header">my polls</div><br /><div class="top-link"><br /><ul><br /><li><a href="http://gadgetsguru.deviantart.com/journal/poll/408790/">Oct 14, 2008</a></li><br /></ul><br /></div><br /><div class="middle-links"><br /><ul><br /><li><a href="http://gadgetsguru.deviantart.com/journal/poll/385470/">Aug 26, 2008</a></li><br /><li><a href="http://gadgetsguru.deviantart.com/journal/poll/217366/">Apr 4, 2007</a></li><br /></ul><br /></div><br /><div class="bottom-link"><br /><ul><br /><li><a href="http://gadgetsguru.deviantart.com/journal/poll/199863/">Jan 20, 2007</a></li><br /></ul><br /></div><br /><div class="header">stamp block</div><br /><div class="stamps"><br /><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/50973558/"><img src="http://fc71.deviantart.com/fs15/f/2007/075/9/0/Chocoholic_by_gadgetsguru.gif" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/35732691/"><img src="http://fc85.deviantart.com/fs11/i/2006/184/9/a/I_heart_duckies_by_gadgetsguru.png" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/32791375/"><img src="http://fc21.deviantart.com/fs10/i/2006/124/d/f/___Liek_thanks_you____by_Liek.gif" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span><br /></div><br /><div class="header">barack obama</div><br /><div class="stamps"><br /><a href="http://vote.artbyjb.com/" title="Vote for Barack Obama and Joe Biden on Tuesday, November 4, 2008"><img src="http://deviantart.artbyjb.com/obama" alt="Vote for Barack Obama and Joe Biden on Tuesday, November 4, 2008"></img></a><br /></div><br /><div class="header">credits</div><br /><div class="txt">Message Centre v6 Journal CSS created by `<a class="u" href="http://nyssi.deviantart.com/">nyssi</a></div><br /></div><br /><br /><div class="content"><div class="heading">Blah!</div><br /><p>Yes, that's right. Allergies. We all love them, right? They're so much fun!! <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/sarcasm.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":sarcasm:" title="Hahahahaha. No." /></p><br /><br /><p>My allergies have been really getting to me lately. They're just smothering me with attention and I don't want it!! Earlier today, I sneezed like eight times in a row, barely even able to catch my breath in between. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/d/dead.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":dead:" title="Dead (RIP)" /></p><br /><br /><p>Sometimes, I wish I weren't allergic to <em>anything</em>... Just for like maybe a week or so, just to see what it's like! <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/sick.gif" width="32" height="18" alt=":sick:" title="Sick" /></p><br /><br /><p>I'm miserable... <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/c/cries.gif" width="23" height="15" alt=":cries:" title="Waaaah!" /></p><br /><br /><div class="heading">Shameless self-promotion</div><br /><br /><p>Below are some of my favorite personal works:</p><br /><br /><div class="thumbs"><br /><br /><div class="thumb"><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/80580380/"><img src="http://th05.deviantart.com/fs37/150/f/2008/281/4/8/485e864375287e08a0f7f5c8feb82526.jpg" width="150" height="109" /></a></span></span><br /><p><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/80580380/">Denver</a> by =<a class="u" href="http://gadgetsguru.deviantart.com/">gadgetsguru</a></p></div><br /><br /><div class="thumb"><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/55029308/"><img src="http://th05.deviantart.com/fs36/150/f/2008/281/7/8/7866d720ed2df4aaa6370d8e5f960313.jpg" width="... ]]></description>
                <author>~gadgetsguru</author>
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                <title>Woah!</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 12 Oct 2008 23:10:24 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <div class="header-side"></div><br /><div class="sidebar"><br /><div class="header">my links</div><br /><div class="top-link"><br /><ul><br /><li><a href="http://www.artbyjb.com/">ArtByJB.com</a></li><br /></ul><br /></div><br /><div class="middle-links"><br /><ul><br /><li><a href="http://contact.artbyjb.com/">Contact me</a></li><br /><li><a href="http://www.facebook.com/p/Jeffrey_Bennett/38708848">Facebook</a></li><br /><li><a href="http://twitter.com/gadgetsguru">Twitter</a></li><br /><li><a href="http://brightkite.com/people/gadgetsguru">Brightkite</a></li><br /><li><a href="http://www.linkedin.com/in/gadgetsguru">LinkedIn</a></li><br /><li><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/gadgetsguru/">Flickr</a></li><br /><li><a href="http://gadgetsguru.wayn.com/">WAYN</a></li><br /><li><a href="http://gadgetsguru.livejournal.com/">LiveJournal</a></li><br /><li><a href="http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=AQA8SYS&key=KGL">HOTorNOT</a></li><br /></ul><br /></div><br /><div class="bottom-link"><br /><ul><br /><li><a href="http://gadgetsguru.deviantart.com/latest/">Latest deviation</a></li><br /></ul><br /></div><br /><div class="header">my polls</div><br /><div class="top-link"><br /><ul><br /><li><a href="http://gadgetsguru.deviantart.com/journal/poll/408790/">Oct 14, 2008</a></li><br /></ul><br /></div><br /><div class="middle-links"><br /><ul><br /><li><a href="http://gadgetsguru.deviantart.com/journal/poll/385470/">Aug 26, 2008</a></li><br /><li><a href="http://gadgetsguru.deviantart.com/journal/poll/217366/">Apr 4, 2007</a></li><br /></ul><br /></div><br /><div class="bottom-link"><br /><ul><br /><li><a href="http://gadgetsguru.deviantart.com/journal/poll/199863/">Jan 20, 2007</a></li><br /></ul><br /></div><br /><div class="header">stamp block</div><br /><div class="stamps"><br /><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/50973558/"><img src="http://fc71.deviantart.com/fs15/f/2007/075/9/0/Chocoholic_by_gadgetsguru.gif" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/35732691/"><img src="http://fc85.deviantart.com/fs11/i/2006/184/9/a/I_heart_duckies_by_gadgetsguru.png" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/32791375/"><img src="http://fc21.deviantart.com/fs10/i/2006/124/d/f/___Liek_thanks_you____by_Liek.gif" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span><br /></div><br /><div class="header">barack obama</div><br /><div class="stamps"><br /><a href="http://vote.artbyjb.com/" title="Vote for Barack Obama and Joe Biden on Tuesday, November 4, 2008"><img src="http://deviantart.artbyjb.com/obama" alt="Vote for Barack Obama and Joe Biden on Tuesday, November 4, 2008"></img></a><br /></div><br /><div class="header">credits</div><br /><div class="txt">Message Centre v6 Journal CSS created by `<a class="u" href="http://nyssi.deviantart.com/">nyssi</a></div><br /></div><br /><br /><div class="content"><div class="heading">40,000 pageviews</div><br /><p>I just noticed that I almost have 40,000 pageviews!! <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/o/omg.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":omg:" title="OMG" /></p><br /><p>As of this writing, I have two pageviews before I make the big 40k. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/d/dance.gif" width="29" height="21" alt=":dance:" title="Dance!" /></p><br /><p>Â </p><br /><p>Â </p><br /><p>Â </p><br /><p>Scratch that! I refreshed my browser and hit 40,000 right on the spot. Yay!</p><br /><br /><div class="heading">Shameless self-promotion</div><br /><br /><p>Below are some of my favorite personal works:</p><br /><br /><div class="thumbs"><br /><br /><div class="thumb"><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/80580380/"><img src="http://th35.deviantart.com/fs37/150/f/2008/281/4/8/485e864375287e08a0f7f5c8feb82526.jpg" width="150" height="109" /></a></span></span><br /><p><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/80580380/">Denver</a> by =<a class="u" href="http://gadgetsguru.deviantart.com/">gadgetsguru</a></p></div><br /><br /><div class="thumb"><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/55029308/"><img src="http://th45.deviantart.com/fs36/150/f/2008/281/7/8/7866d720ed2df4aaa6370d8e5f960313.jpg" width="150" height="82" /></a></span></span> <br /><p><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/55029308/">Denver skyline</a> by =<a class="u" href="http://gadgetsguru.deviantart.com/">gadgetsguru</a></p></div><br /><br /><div class="thumb"><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/45120283/"><img src="http://th66.deviantart.com/fs37/150/f/2008/281/7/d/7d16369ffffb5deb1b34c455ade5e4c2.jpg" width="103" height="150" /></a></span></span><br /><p><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/45120283... ]]></description>
                <author>~gadgetsguru</author>
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                <title>PLEASE HELP!</title>
                <link>http://gadgetsguru.deviantart.com/journal/20884341/</link>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 13 Oct 2008 17:19:09 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <div class="header-side"></div><br /><div class="sidebar"><br /><div class="header">my links</div><br /><div class="top-link"><br /><ul><br /><li><a href="http://www.artbyjb.com/">ArtByJB.com</a></li><br /></ul><br /></div><br /><div class="middle-links"><br /><ul><br /><li><a href="http://contact.artbyjb.com/">Contact me</a></li><br /><li><a href="http://www.facebook.com/p/Jeffrey_Bennett/38708848">Facebook</a></li><br /><li><a href="http://twitter.com/gadgetsguru">Twitter</a></li><br /><li><a href="http://brightkite.com/people/gadgetsguru">Brightkite</a></li><br /><li><a href="http://www.linkedin.com/in/gadgetsguru">LinkedIn</a></li><br /><li><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/gadgetsguru/">Flickr</a></li><br /><li><a href="http://gadgetsguru.wayn.com/">WAYN</a></li><br /><li><a href="http://gadgetsguru.livejournal.com/">LiveJournal</a></li><br /><li><a href="http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=AQA8SYS&key=KGL">HOTorNOT</a></li><br /></ul><br /></div><br /><div class="bottom-link"><br /><ul><br /><li><a href="http://gadgetsguru.deviantart.com/latest/">Latest deviation</a></li><br /></ul><br /></div><br /><div class="header">my polls</div><br /><div class="top-link"><br /><ul><br /><li><a href="http://gadgetsguru.deviantart.com/journal/poll/408790/">Oct 14, 2008</a></li><br /></ul><br /></div><br /><div class="middle-links"><br /><ul><br /><li><a href="http://gadgetsguru.deviantart.com/journal/poll/385470/">Aug 26, 2008</a></li><br /><li><a href="http://gadgetsguru.deviantart.com/journal/poll/217366/">Apr 4, 2007</a></li><br /></ul><br /></div><br /><div class="bottom-link"><br /><ul><br /><li><a href="http://gadgetsguru.deviantart.com/journal/poll/199863/">Jan 20, 2007</a></li><br /></ul><br /></div><br /><div class="header">stamp block</div><br /><div class="stamps"><br /><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/50973558/"><img src="http://fc71.deviantart.com/fs15/f/2007/075/9/0/Chocoholic_by_gadgetsguru.gif" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/35732691/"><img src="http://fc85.deviantart.com/fs11/i/2006/184/9/a/I_heart_duckies_by_gadgetsguru.png" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/32791375/"><img src="http://fc21.deviantart.com/fs10/i/2006/124/d/f/___Liek_thanks_you____by_Liek.gif" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span><br /></div><br /><div class="header">barack obama</div><br /><div class="stamps"><br /><a href="http://vote.artbyjb.com/" title="Vote for Barack Obama and Joe Biden on Tuesday, November 4, 2008"><img src="http://deviantart.artbyjb.com/obama" alt="Vote for Barack Obama and Joe Biden on Tuesday, November 4, 2008"></img></a><br /></div><br /><div class="header">credits</div><br /><div class="txt">Message Centre v6 Journal CSS created by `<a class="u" href="http://nyssi.deviantart.com/">nyssi</a></div><br /></div><br /><br /><div class="content"><div class="heading">I'm in a major pickle!</div><br /><p><strong>[Original post: Wednesday, October 8, 2008 @ 5:06am]</strong></p><br /><p>For those of you that know <em>anything</em> about programming and in particular, PHP 5.2.6, I must beg for your help!</p><br /><p>I just made a <em>major</em> booboo! Let me explain: I finished upgrading to PHP version 5.2.6 from PHP 4.2.1, and in my code I use a lot of include() and require() functions to create the page templates. Well, as soon as I restarted my server, those functions stopped working. Even worse is I have literally thousands of pages on my site and practically all of them use these functions in one way or another; these pages are no longer rendering... Is there some sort of setting I need to change or fix in php.ini, or something else, or is there a way to fix this globally? If not, how can I downgrade back to PHP 4.2.1?</p><br /><p>Also, I have a MySQL database and for some reason, I can't connect to the database using this code:<br /><blockquote><code>$con = mysql_connect('localhost', 'mysql_user', 'mysql_password'</code><code>)</code><code>;</code></blockquote></p><br /><p>It just flat out doesn't return anything. Am I doing something wrong here, too?</p><br /><p>Please, please, <em>please</em> help me fix my catastrophe!! <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/stupidme.gif" width="30" height="30" alt=":stupidme:" title="Stupid Me!" /></p><br /><p>Â </p><br /><p>Â </p><br /><p><strong>[Update #1: Monday, October 13, 2008 @ 6:19pm]</strong></p><br /><p>Last night, I was editing my php.ini file and when I saved it and typed in <a href="http://www.artbyjb.com/">artbyjb.com</a>, suddenly everything worked (or at least nothing was broken)! <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/o/omg.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":omg:" title="OMG" /> I have to admit that I don't know what I did to fix it, and even though I would <em>really... ]]></description>
                <author>~gadgetsguru</author>
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                <title>OMG, OMG, OMG!! OMG, OMG, OMG!! OMG, OMG, OMG!!!!!</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 19 Sep 2008 23:44:02 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <div class="birds"><img src="http://deviantart.myinternetparadise.com/bird.gif" class="bird01" width="7" height="4"><img src="http://deviantart.myinternetparadise.com/bird.gif" class="bird02" width="6" height="4"><img src="http://deviantart.myinternetparadise.com/bird.gif" class="bird03" width="5" height="3"><img src="http://deviantart.myinternetparadise.com/bird.gif" class="bird04" width="6" height="4"><img src="http://deviantart.myinternetparadise.com/bird.gif" class="bird05" width="7" height="4"></img></img></img></img></img></div><br /><br />OK, so at about 7:30pm on Friday, September 19, 2008, I went to Circuit City and bought myself a brand-spanking-new HP Pavilion TX2510US Tablet Laptop!!!<br /><br /><img src="http://images.myinternetparadise.com/hp" alt="HP Pavilion tx2510us Tablet Laptop"><br /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/e/excited.gif" width="23" height="19" alt=":excited:" title="OMG! I can't contain my excitement!" /> x 1,000,000,000! <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/biggrin.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":D" title=":D (Big Grin)" /><br /><br />It's sooo purrty! <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/d/drool.gif" width="15" height="18" alt=":drool:" title="Drool" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/o/omg.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":omg:" title="OMG" /><br /><br />OK, so here's the part all of you computer nerds out there (like me) have been waiting for (the specs):<br /><br />- It has the latest version of Genuine Windows Vista Home Premium with Service Pack 1 (32-bit)<br />- It sports an AMD Turion X2 Ultra Dual-Core Mobile Processor ZM-80 (2.1GHz, 2MB Cache)<br />- It has a high-definition 12.1" touch screen (and stylus) from <a href="http://www.wacom.com/"><strong>Wacom</strong></a><br />- It has a <em>really</em> big 250GB (5400RPM) Hard Drive<br />- It has 3GB DDR2 SDRAM (2 Dimm)<br />- It's great for the Internet with 802.11a/b/g/n (draft 802.11n) WLAN, Bluetooth, and a built-in webcam<br />- It burns LightScribe CDs and DVDs with the Super Multi 8x DVDÂ±RW burner with Dual-Layer support<br />- It has a really long on-the-go life with the high-capacity 6-Cell Lithium-ion Battery<br />- It has incredible graphics with the ATI Mobility Radeon HD 3200 Graphics card with 64MB DDR2 Display Cache<br />- It's really secure with a built-in biometric fingerprint reader<br />- All of these features and more fit into this ultra-portable 4.6lb laptop<br /><br />There are so many others, but my fingers are about to fall off from typing! <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/biggrin.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":D" title=":D (Big Grin)" /><br /><br />Oooh, oooh, oooh! And, it accompanies my <a href="http://gadgetsguru.deviantart.com/journal/20520197/">new 12/MBps Fiber Optic Internet connection</a>, too! <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/biggrin.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":D" title=":D (Big Grin)" /><br /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/e/excited.gif" width="23" height="19" alt=":excited:" title="OMG! I can't contain my excitement!" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/e/excited.gif" width="23" height="19" alt=":excited:" title="OMG! I can't contain my excitement!" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/e/excited.gif" width="23" height="19" alt=":excited:" title="OMG! I can't contain my excitement!" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/e/excited.gif" width="23" height="19" alt=":excited:" title="OMG! I can't contain my excitement!" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/e/excited.gif" width="23" height="19" alt=":excited:" title="OMG! I can't contain my excitement!" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/e/excited.gif" width="23" height="19" alt=":excited:" title="OMG! I can't contain my excitement!" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/e/excited.gif" width="23" height="19" alt=":excited:" title="OMG! I can't contain my excitement!" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/e/excited.gif" width="23" height="19" alt=":excited:" title="OMG! I can't contain my excitement!" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/e/excited.gif" width="23" height="19" alt=":excited:" title="OMG! I can't contain my excitement!" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/e/excited.gif" width="23" height="19" alt=":excited:" title="OMG! I can't contain my excitement!" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/e/excited.gif" width="23" height="19" alt=":excited:" title="OMG! I can't contain my excitement!" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/e/excited.gif" width="23" height="19" alt=":excited:" title="OMG! I can't contain my excitement!" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/e/excited.gif" width="23" height="19" alt=":excited:" title="OMG! I can't contain my excitement!" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/e/excited.gif" width="23" height="19" alt=":excited:" title="OMG! I can't contain my excitement!" /><img src="http://e.deviant... ]]></description>
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                <title>OMG, OMG, OMG!!</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 16 Sep 2008 11:33:05 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <div class="birds"><img src="http://deviantart.myinternetparadise.com/bird.gif" class="bird01" width="7" height="4"><img src="http://deviantart.myinternetparadise.com/bird.gif" class="bird02" width="6" height="4"><img src="http://deviantart.myinternetparadise.com/bird.gif" class="bird03" width="5" height="3"><img src="http://deviantart.myinternetparadise.com/bird.gif" class="bird04" width="6" height="4"><img src="http://deviantart.myinternetparadise.com/bird.gif" class="bird05" width="7" height="4"></img></img></img></img></img></div><br /><br />I'm so excited right now, I can barely stand it!! <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/e/excited.gif" width="23" height="19" alt=":excited:" title="OMG! I can't contain my excitement!" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/e/excited.gif" width="23" height="19" alt=":excited:" title="OMG! I can't contain my excitement!" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/e/excited.gif" width="23" height="19" alt=":excited:" title="OMG! I can't contain my excitement!" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/e/excited.gif" width="23" height="19" alt=":excited:" title="OMG! I can't contain my excitement!" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/e/excited.gif" width="23" height="19" alt=":excited:" title="OMG! I can't contain my excitement!" /><br />I just set up an account with Quest to get Fiber Optic Internet!!!1!!1one!!1! <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/e/excited.gif" width="23" height="19" alt=":excited:" title="OMG! I can't contain my excitement!" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/e/excited.gif" width="23" height="19" alt=":excited:" title="OMG! I can't contain my excitement!" /><br />Our stuff should be here on Friday, and then, I'll be getting 12/MBps download speeds, which is about 220 times faster than dial-up and four times faster than our current connection through Comcast. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/o/omg.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":omg:" title="OMG" /><br /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/e/excited.gif" width="23" height="19" alt=":excited:" title="OMG! I can't contain my excitement!" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/e/excited.gif" width="23" height="19" alt=":excited:" title="OMG! I can't contain my excitement!" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/e/excited.gif" width="23" height="19" alt=":excited:" title="OMG! I can't contain my excitement!" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/e/excited.gif" width="23" height="19" alt=":excited:" title="OMG! I can't contain my excitement!" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/e/excited.gif" width="23" height="19" alt=":excited:" title="OMG! I can't contain my excitement!" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/e/excited.gif" width="23" height="19" alt=":excited:" title="OMG! I can't contain my excitement!" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/e/excited.gif" width="23" height="19" alt=":excited:" title="OMG! I can't contain my excitement!" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/e/excited.gif" width="23" height="19" alt=":excited:" title="OMG! I can't contain my excitement!" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/e/excited.gif" width="23" height="19" alt=":excited:" title="OMG! I can't contain my excitement!" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/e/excited.gif" width="23" height="19" alt=":excited:" title="OMG! I can't contain my excitement!" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/e/excited.gif" width="23" height="19" alt=":excited:" title="OMG! I can't contain my excitement!" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/e/excited.gif" width="23" height="19" alt=":excited:" title="OMG! I can't contain my excitement!" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/e/excited.gif" width="23" height="19" alt=":excited:" title="OMG! I can't contain my excitement!" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/e/excited.gif" width="23" height="19" alt=":excited:" title="OMG! I can't contain my excitement!" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/e/excited.gif" width="23" height="19" alt=":excited:" title="OMG! I can't contain my excitement!" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/e/excited.gif" width="23" height="19" alt=":excited:" title="OMG! I can't contain my excitement!" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/e/excited.gif" width="23" height="19" alt=":excited:" title="OMG! I can't contain my excitement!" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/e/excited.gif" width="23" height="19" alt=":excited:" title="OMG! I can't contain my excitement!" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/e/excited.gif" width="23" height="19" alt=":excited:" title="OMG! I can't contain my excitement!" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/e/excited.gif" width="23" height="19" alt=":excited:" title="OMG! I can't contain my excitement!" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/e/excited.gif" width="23" height="19" alt=":excited:" titl... ]]></description>
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                <title>15,000 miles</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 12 Sep 2008 19:55:22 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <div class="birds"><img src="http://deviantart.myinternetparadise.com/bird.gif" class="bird01" width="7" height="4"><img src="http://deviantart.myinternetparadise.com/bird.gif" class="bird02" width="6" height="4"><img src="http://deviantart.myinternetparadise.com/bird.gif" class="bird03" width="5" height="3"><img src="http://deviantart.myinternetparadise.com/bird.gif" class="bird04" width="6" height="4"><img src="http://deviantart.myinternetparadise.com/bird.gif" class="bird05" width="7" height="4"></img></img></img></img></img></div><br /><br />I just got home and saw this on Gary's (my car) instrument panel:<br /><br /><div align="center"><img src="http://deviantart.myinternetparadise.com/15k" alt="15,000 miles"></img></div><br />When I got Gary, he had only 42 miles racked up from test drives. This is a sad day... <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/c/cries.gif" width="23" height="15" alt=":cries:" title="Waaaah!" /><br /><br /><div align="right"><a href="http://www.facebook.com/p/Jeffrey_Bennett/38708848" title="Jeffrey Bennett's Facebook profile"><img src="http://badge.facebook.com/badge/38708848.1079.1866067264.png" alt="Jeffrey Bennett's Facebook profile"></img></a><br /><a href="http://gadgetsguru.deviantart.com/journal/11012260/">Creativity challenge</a></div><br /><div align="left"><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/50973558/"><img src="http://fc07.deviantart.com/fs15/f/2007/075/9/0/Chocoholic_by_gadgetsguru.gif" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/35732691/"><img src="http://fc06.deviantart.com/fs11/i/2006/184/9/a/I_heart_duckies_by_gadgetsguru.png" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/32791375/"><img src="http://fc06.deviantart.com/fs10/i/2006/124/d/f/___Liek_thanks_you____by_Liek.gif" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span><br /><img src="http://art.myinternetparadise.com/da/spacer.gif" height="8"></img></div> ]]></description>
                <author>~gadgetsguru</author>
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                <title>Art theft</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 08 Sep 2008 09:19:45 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <div class="birds"><img src="http://deviantart.myinternetparadise.com/bird.gif" class="bird01" width="7" height="4"><img src="http://deviantart.myinternetparadise.com/bird.gif" class="bird02" width="6" height="4"><img src="http://deviantart.myinternetparadise.com/bird.gif" class="bird03" width="5" height="3"><img src="http://deviantart.myinternetparadise.com/bird.gif" class="bird04" width="6" height="4"><img src="http://deviantart.myinternetparadise.com/bird.gif" class="bird05" width="7" height="4"></img></img></img></img></img></div><br /><br />Well, I just discovered a website called <a href="http://www.tineye.com/">TinEye Image Search</a> - an image search engine that uses images to find other similar (or identical) images. The concept (and implementation) of the site is incredible and quite revolutionary.<br /><br />The first thing I thought when I found out about TinEye was "Wow, this is great! It'll let me figure out if anyone else has used my artwork on the Internet." As much as I hoped that no one had stolen my artwork, it turned out to be just the opposite. I found out that one of my popular photo-manipulations, <a href="http://www.deviantart.com/view/23292608/"><strong>LOVE</strong></a> had been transformed into a black & white avatar for a series of sites that look as if they've been written in Arabic, and someone else took the image and is using it on <a href="http://www.photobucket.com/">Photobucket</a>.<br /><br />Unfortunately, the TinEye Image Search is still in it's infancy (it's a beta), and just under one billion images have been indexed. One billion may seem like a lot of images, but I would honestly be very surprised if there weren't several <em>trillion</em> images on the Internet.<br /><br />I do have to say though, I'm going to be using TinEye Image Search a lot more in the future - especially since this is not the first time my artwork has been stolen...<br /><br /><div align="right"><a href="http://www.facebook.com/p/Jeffrey_Bennett/38708848" title="Jeffrey Bennett's Facebook profile"><img src="http://badge.facebook.com/badge/38708848.1079.1866067264.png" alt="Jeffrey Bennett's Facebook profile"></img></a><br /><a href="http://gadgetsguru.deviantart.com/journal/11012260/">Creativity challenge</a></div><br /><div align="left"><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/50973558/"><img src="http://fc07.deviantart.com/fs15/f/2007/075/9/0/Chocoholic_by_gadgetsguru.gif" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/35732691/"><img src="http://fc06.deviantart.com/fs11/i/2006/184/9/a/I_heart_duckies_by_gadgetsguru.png" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/32791375/"><img src="http://fc06.deviantart.com/fs10/i/2006/124/d/f/___Liek_thanks_you____by_Liek.gif" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span><br /><img src="http://art.myinternetparadise.com/da/spacer.gif" height="8"></img></div> ]]></description>
                <author>~gadgetsguru</author>
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                <title>Paris, France</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 29 Aug 2008 09:13:25 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <div class="birds"><img src="http://deviantart.myinternetparadise.com/bird.gif" class="bird01" width="7" height="4"><img src="http://deviantart.myinternetparadise.com/bird.gif" class="bird02" width="6" height="4"><img src="http://deviantart.myinternetparadise.com/bird.gif" class="bird03" width="5" height="3"><img src="http://deviantart.myinternetparadise.com/bird.gif" class="bird04" width="6" height="4"><img src="http://deviantart.myinternetparadise.com/bird.gif" class="bird05" width="7" height="4"></img></img></img></img></img></div><br /><br />I want to go back <strong>soooo</strong> badly!!! <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/e/excited.gif" width="23" height="19" alt=":excited:" title="OMG! I can't contain my excitement!" /><br /><br />Just thought I would let you all know. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/blowkiss.gif" width="35" height="21" alt=":blowkiss:" title="Here's a kiss for you, my love!" /><br /><br /><div align="right"><a href="http://www.facebook.com/p/Jeffrey_Bennett/38708848" title="Jeffrey Bennett's Facebook profile"><img src="http://badge.facebook.com/badge/38708848.1079.1866067264.png" alt="Jeffrey Bennett's Facebook profile"></img></a><br /><a href="http://gadgetsguru.deviantart.com/journal/11012260/">Creativity challenge</a></div><br /><div align="left"><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/50973558/"><img src="http://fc07.deviantart.com/fs15/f/2007/075/9/0/Chocoholic_by_gadgetsguru.gif" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/35732691/"><img src="http://fc06.deviantart.com/fs11/i/2006/184/9/a/I_heart_duckies_by_gadgetsguru.png" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/32791375/"><img src="http://fc06.deviantart.com/fs10/i/2006/124/d/f/___Liek_thanks_you____by_Liek.gif" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span><br /><img src="http://art.myinternetparadise.com/da/spacer.gif" height="8"></img></div> ]]></description>
                <author>~gadgetsguru</author>
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                <title>OMG, I so totally just bought a subscription! :D</title>
                <link>http://gadgetsguru.deviantart.com/journal/20164464/</link>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 26 Aug 2008 10:11:06 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <div class="birds"><img src="http://deviantart.myinternetparadise.com/bird.gif" class="bird01" width="7" height="4"><img src="http://deviantart.myinternetparadise.com/bird.gif" class="bird02" width="6" height="4"><img src="http://deviantart.myinternetparadise.com/bird.gif" class="bird03" width="5" height="3"><img src="http://deviantart.myinternetparadise.com/bird.gif" class="bird04" width="6" height="4"><img src="http://deviantart.myinternetparadise.com/bird.gif" class="bird05" width="7" height="4"></img></img></img></img></img></div><br /><br />I'm like so happy right now! Thank you, deviantDollars! <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/biggrin.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":D" title=":D (Big Grin)" /><br /><br />I missed my subscription... <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/c/cuddle.gif" width="24" height="17" alt=":cuddle:" title="Cuddling up with someone close..." /><br /><br />me -> <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/c/cuddle.gif" width="24" height="17" alt=":cuddle:" title="Cuddling up with someone close..." /> <- subscription<br /><br />I know I'm weird, but you love me!! <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/biggrin.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":D" title=":D (Big Grin)" /><br /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/e/excited.gif" width="23" height="19" alt=":excited:" title="OMG! I can't contain my excitement!" /><br /><br /><div align="right"><a href="http://www.facebook.com/p/Jeffrey_Bennett/38708848" title="Jeffrey Bennett's Facebook profile"><img src="http://badge.facebook.com/badge/38708848.1079.1866067264.png" alt="Jeffrey Bennett's Facebook profile"></img></a><br /><a href="http://gadgetsguru.deviantart.com/journal/11012260/">Creativity challenge</a></div><br /><div align="left"><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/50973558/"><img src="http://fc07.deviantart.com/fs15/f/2007/075/9/0/Chocoholic_by_gadgetsguru.gif" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/35732691/"><img src="http://fc06.deviantart.com/fs11/i/2006/184/9/a/I_heart_duckies_by_gadgetsguru.png" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/32791375/"><img src="http://fc06.deviantart.com/fs10/i/2006/124/d/f/___Liek_thanks_you____by_Liek.gif" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span><br /><img src="http://art.myinternetparadise.com/da/spacer.gif" height="8"></img></div> ]]></description>
                <author>~gadgetsguru</author>
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                <title>How to shoot yourself in the foot</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 22 Aug 2008 10:14:46 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <div class="birds"><img src="http://deviantart.myinternetparadise.com/bird.gif" class="bird01" width="7" height="4"><img src="http://deviantart.myinternetparadise.com/bird.gif" class="bird02" width="6" height="4"><img src="http://deviantart.myinternetparadise.com/bird.gif" class="bird03" width="5" height="3"><img src="http://deviantart.myinternetparadise.com/bird.gif" class="bird04" width="6" height="4"><img src="http://deviantart.myinternetparadise.com/bird.gif" class="bird05" width="7" height="4"></img></img></img></img></img></div><br /><br /><strong>Using...</strong><br /><br /><strong>Assembly</strong><br /><ul><br /> <li>You try to shoot yourself in the foot, only to discover you must first invent the gun, the bullet, the trigger, and your foot.</li><br /> <li>Using only 7 bytes of code, you blow off your entire leg in only 2 CPU clock ticks.</li><br /></ul><br /><strong>FORTRAN</strong><br /><ul><br /> <li>You shoot yourself in each toe, iteratively, until you run out of toes, then you read in the next foot and repeat. If you run out of bullets, you continue anyway because you have no exception-handling ability.</li><br /></ul><br /><strong>LISP</strong><br /><ul><br /> <li>You shoot yourself in the appendage which holds the gun with which you shoot yourself in the appendage which holds the gun with which you shoot yourself in the appendage which holds the gun with which you shoot yourself in the appendage which holds...</li><br /></ul><br /><strong>ALGOL</strong><br /><ul><br /> <li>You shoot yourself in the foot with a musket. The musket is aesthetically fascinating, and the wound baffles the adolescent medic in the emergency room.</li><br /></ul><br /><strong>COBOL</strong><br /><ul><br /> <li>USEing a COLT 45 HANDGUN, AIM gun at LEG.FOOT, THEN place ARM.HAND.FINGER on HANDGUN.TRIGGER and SQUEEZE. THEN return HANDGUN to HOLSTER. CHECK whether shoelace needs to be retied.</li><br /> <li>Allocate $500,000 for the project. Define gun,bullet,foot. Run press_trigger. Go for coffee break. Return in time to put foot under bullet.</li><br /> <li>You try to shoot yourself in the foot, but the gun won't fire unless it's aligned in column 8.</li><br /></ul><br /><strong>BASIC</strong><br /><ul><br /> <li>Shoot yourself in foot with water pistol. On big systems, continue until entire lower body is waterlogged.</li><br /> <li>Lacking a gun, you hold the bullet in your hand and throw it at your foot... and miss.</li><br /></ul><br /><strong>Visual Basic</strong><br /><ul><br /> <li>You'll shoot yourself in the foot, but you'll have so much fun doing it that you won't care.</li><br /></ul><br /><strong>Smalltalk</strong><br /><ul><br /> <li>You spend so much time playing with the graphics and windowing system that your boss shoots you in the foot, takes away your workstation, and makes you develop in COBOL on a character terminal.</li><br /></ul><br /><strong>Pascal</strong><br /><ul><br /> <li>The compiler won't let you shoot yourself in the foot.</li><br /></ul><br /><strong>C</strong><br /><ul><br /> <li>You shoot yourself in the foot.</li><br /> <li>You shoot yourself in the foot and then no one else can figure out what you did.</li><br /></ul><br /><strong>C++</strong><br /><ul><br /> <li>You accidentally create a dozen instances of yourself and shoot them all in the foot. Providing emergency medical assistance is impossible since you can't tell which are bitwise copies and which are just pointing at others and saying, "That's me, over there."</li><br /></ul><br /><strong>Java</strong><br /><ul><br /> <li>You write a program to shoot yourself in the foot and put it on the Internet. People all over the world shoot themselves in the foot.</li><br /> <li>The gun fires just fine, but your foot can't figure out what the bullets are and ignores them.</li><br /></ul><br /><strong>Python</strong><br /><ul><br /> <li>You shoot yourself in the foot and everything goes so smoothly that you go ahead to shoot yourself in the other foot then your legs, then your torso and then your head.</li><br /> <li>You try to shoot yourself in the foot, only to realize that there's no need, since Guido thoughtfully shot you in the foot years ago.</li><br /></ul><br /><br /><div align="right"><a href="http://www.facebook.com/p/Jeffrey_Bennett/38708848" title="Jeffrey Bennett's Facebook profile"><img src="http://badge.facebook.com/badge/38708848.1079.1866067264.png" alt="Jeffrey Bennett's Facebook profile"></img></a><br /><a href="http://gadgetsguru.deviantart.com/journal/11012260/">Creativity challenge</a></div><br /><div align="left"><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/50973558/"><img src="http://fc07.deviantart.com/fs15/f/2007/075/9/0/Chocoholic_by_gadgetsguru.gif" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/35732691/"><img src="http://fc06.deviantart.com/fs11/i/2006/184/9/a/I_hear... ]]></description>
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                <title>It's orange!</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 29 Jul 2008 21:10:57 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <div class="birds"><img src="http://deviantart.myinternetparadise.com/bird.gif" class="bird01" width="7" height="4"><img src="http://deviantart.myinternetparadise.com/bird.gif" class="bird02" width="6" height="4"><img src="http://deviantart.myinternetparadise.com/bird.gif" class="bird03" width="5" height="3"><img src="http://deviantart.myinternetparadise.com/bird.gif" class="bird04" width="6" height="4"><img src="http://deviantart.myinternetparadise.com/bird.gif" class="bird05" width="7" height="4"></img></img></img></img></img></div><br /><br />OMG, now it's green! What the mess!? This is too much! <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/faint.gif" width="18" height="17" alt=":faint:" title="I think I've fainted." /><br /><br />...like <em>really</em> orange! <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/o/omg.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":omg:" title="OMG" /><br /><br /><div align="right"><a href="http://www.facebook.com/p/Jeffrey_Bennett/38708848" title="Jeffrey Bennett's Facebook profile"><img src="http://badge.facebook.com/badge/38708848.1079.1866067264.png" alt="Jeffrey Bennett's Facebook profile"></img></a><br /><a href="http://gadgetsguru.deviantart.com/journal/11012260/">Creativity challenge</a></div><br /><div align="left"><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/50973558/"><img src="http://fc07.deviantart.com/fs15/f/2007/075/9/0/Chocoholic_by_gadgetsguru.gif" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/35732691/"><img src="http://fc06.deviantart.com/fs11/i/2006/184/9/a/I_heart_duckies_by_gadgetsguru.png" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/32791375/"><img src="http://fc06.deviantart.com/fs10/i/2006/124/d/f/___Liek_thanks_you____by_Liek.gif" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span><br /><img src="http://art.myinternetparadise.com/da/spacer.gif" height="8"></img></div> ]]></description>
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                <title>Mozilla Firefox v3.0 sucks!</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 01 Jul 2008 19:05:52 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <div class="birds"><img src="http://deviantart.myinternetparadise.com/bird.gif" class="bird01" width="7" height="4"><img src="http://deviantart.myinternetparadise.com/bird.gif" class="bird02" width="6" height="4"><img src="http://deviantart.myinternetparadise.com/bird.gif" class="bird03" width="5" height="3"><img src="http://deviantart.myinternetparadise.com/bird.gif" class="bird04" width="6" height="4"><img src="http://deviantart.myinternetparadise.com/bird.gif" class="bird05" width="7" height="4"></img></img></img></img></img></div><br /><br /><a href="http://download.mozilla.org/?product=firefox-2.0.0.16&amp;os=win&amp;lang=en-US"><img src="http://images.myinternetparadise.com/firefox" align="left" alt="Firefox logo" title="Firefox logo" width="130" height="124"></img></a>I'm sure I'm probably the only one saying this, but the latest version of Mozilla Firefox - version 3.0 is more of a downgrade than an upgrade. As a web programmer for more than a decade, I have been an avid and faithful Firefox supporter since the beta version of Firefox 1.0. This release, however, was a <strong>huge</strong> disappointment.<br />Let me explain:<br />- The startup time takes quite a bit longer with version 3, as compared to version 2.<br />- The scaling of the pages is quite a bit different, and in some cases, actually degrading the layout of the webpage - even for 100% <a href="http://validator.w3.org/">W3C standard-compliant</a> sites.<br />- Frames act very strangely; when pages are supposed to load in a specific frame, they just open in a new tab.<br />- The "Clear private data" feature, which is best for public computers, does not work; in fact, it doesn't clear any information at all.<br />- The browser crashes much more often than version 2.<br />- Bookmarks do not get moved correctly (or at all, in some cases) when you go to version 3 from previous versions.<br />Maybe it's just me, a faulty edition, or the four different computers (with <em>completely</em> different specifications I might add) that I've tried this on, but for the time being, I'm sticking with the last release of Mozilla Firefox 2 - <a href="http://download.mozilla.org/?product=firefox-2.0.0.16&amp;os=win&amp;lang=en-US">version 2.0.0.16</a>.<br /><br /><div align="right"><a href="http://www.facebook.com/p/Jeffrey_Bennett/38708848" title="Jeffrey Bennett's Facebook profile"><img src="http://badge.facebook.com/badge/38708848.1079.1866067264.png" alt="Jeffrey Bennett's Facebook profile"></img></a><br /><a href="http://gadgetsguru.deviantart.com/journal/11012260/">Creativity challenge</a></div><br /><div align="left"><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/50973558/"><img src="http://fc07.deviantart.com/fs15/f/2007/075/9/0/Chocoholic_by_gadgetsguru.gif" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/35732691/"><img src="http://fc06.deviantart.com/fs11/i/2006/184/9/a/I_heart_duckies_by_gadgetsguru.png" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/32791375/"><img src="http://fc06.deviantart.com/fs10/i/2006/124/d/f/___Liek_thanks_you____by_Liek.gif" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span><br /><img src="http://art.myinternetparadise.com/da/spacer.gif" height="8"></img></div> ]]></description>
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                <title>Hit and run</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 15 Aug 2008 08:54:45 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <div class="birds"><img src="http://deviantart.myinternetparadise.com/bird.gif" class="bird01" width="7" height="4"><img src="http://deviantart.myinternetparadise.com/bird.gif" class="bird02" width="6" height="4"><img src="http://deviantart.myinternetparadise.com/bird.gif" class="bird03" width="5" height="3"><img src="http://deviantart.myinternetparadise.com/bird.gif" class="bird04" width="6" height="4"><img src="http://deviantart.myinternetparadise.com/bird.gif" class="bird05" width="7" height="4"></img></img></img></img></img></div><br /><br /><strong>[Original post: Friday, March 21, 2008 @ 3:34am]</strong><br />Wow, I cannot believe my luck!! I just got back home from a night of fun, <a href="http://www.deviantart.com/view/80580380/">amazing photography</a> (see below), and a car wreck in my brand-new 2007 Chevy Cobalt. Tonight was supposed to be (and was) a lot of fun, until this random dark-grey, 2005 Honda Accord (probably with a drunk driver) ran into the side of my car, tearing up the back side, breaking off my tire's hubcap, and making my car spin into a 180Â° turn. Oh, and did I mention they didn't have their lights on? Regardless, as soon as I stopped, they were on their way down the street, speeding away from the scene. That's when Dave (my passenger) yelled "follow them!" So, without thinking and still in shock, I went down the road, and caught up to get their license plate and description of the car. Dave was on my cell phone reporting the accident to the police. The person who was driving the other car took absolutely nothing into consideration because they were going down one-way streets, running red lights, stop signs, swerving to miss pedestrians, etc. It was really scary and it felt like I was on an episode of COPS, but after what seemed like forever, Dave told me to stop following them and go back to the scene of the accident. I was really shaken up, but we got back to the site where a police officer took a report on the hit and run. When we got back home, I called my car insurance company to report the claim and they told me that my agent would get back with me. Well, I only hope that I don't have to pay for the repairs to my baby, or I might have to declare bankruptcy... Wish me luck!<br /><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/80580380/"><img src="http://tn1-4.pv.deviantart.com/fs25/150/f/2008/149/6/3/632a44df4359050d07e9bd2de2354776.jpg" width="150" height="109" /></a></span></span><br /><br /><br /><br /><strong>[Update #1: Tuesday, March 25, 2008 @ 12:41pm]</strong><br />I was just informed that my car repair is going to cost me about $4,000 (four-thousand-dollars) because I have to get a new suspension, a new left-side panel for the body of my car, a new hubcap, and the list goes on. This is just my fucking luck! Let me explain: for the first time in almost an entire year, I was <em>finally</em> getting out of debt (because of my <a href="http://gadgetsguru.deviantart.com/journal/12742129/">digital camera purchase</a>) and then, I get into a hit-and-run car accident. Is this karma, because I've always tried to be a really good person!? I mean, for crying out loud! Even though, I only have to pay $500 from the repairs, it's still going to put me back into the proverbial financial hole, big time. Oh, and I also have another car payment <strong>and</strong> my insurance payment that's due today, so that's yet another $500! Why me!? <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/c/cries.gif" width="23" height="15" alt=":cries:" title="Waaaah!" /><br />Oh, and did I mention that I still have almost $16,000 (sixteen-thousand-dollars) left to pay off for my car? <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/d/dead.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":dead:" title="Dead (RIP)" /> Fortunately, that should be paid off in the next five years or so. I think I need to start in the counterfeiting business or maybe go legit and win the lottery. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/p/plotting.gif" width="18" height="20" alt=":plotting:" title="Hmm. Evil plotting in progress." /><br /><br /><br /><br /><strong>[Update #2: Friday, August 15, 2008 @ 9:54am for mid-April]</strong><br />I suppose I should update this one last time - In mid-April, I [finally] got Gary (my car) back after it taking an extra three weeks to finish the repairs. The suspension had to be replaced, which actually upped the estimated $4,000 to a little over $6,000 in repairs - about half the cost of the <em>entire</em> car, minus the loan interest. Fortunately, I have <a href="http://www.statefarm.com/">good insurance</a>, so the only thing I had to pay for was $500 for the repairs and about $280 for the rental car. I've been driving Gary since I got him back and he's been doing great. It [still] feels as if this accident never even happened; the mechanics did a great job fixing up my baby!<br />Even though the police found (and prosecuted) the drunk driver on several a... ]]></description>
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                <title>Blah!</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 19 Jan 2008 01:56:53 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <div class="birds"><img src="http://deviantart.myinternetparadise.com/bird.gif" class="bird01" width="7" height="4"><img src="http://deviantart.myinternetparadise.com/bird.gif" class="bird02" width="6" height="4"><img src="http://deviantart.myinternetparadise.com/bird.gif" class="bird03" width="5" height="3"><img src="http://deviantart.myinternetparadise.com/bird.gif" class="bird04" width="6" height="4"><img src="http://deviantart.myinternetparadise.com/bird.gif" class="bird05" width="7" height="4"></img></img></img></img></img></div><br /><br />I am tired, yet for some reason, I remain awake... <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/p/plotting.gif" width="18" height="20" alt=":plotting:" title="Hmm. Evil plotting in progress." /><br /><br /><div align="right"><a href="http://www.facebook.com/p/Jeffrey_Bennett/38708848" title="Jeffrey Bennett's Facebook profile"><img src="http://badge.facebook.com/badge/38708848.1079.1866067264.png" alt="Jeffrey Bennett's Facebook profile"></img></a><br />
<a href="http://gadgetsguru.deviantart.com/journal/11012260/">Creativity challenge</a></div><br />
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                <title>Abercrombie &amp; Fitch</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 31 Dec 2007 14:37:48 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <div class="birds"><img src="http://deviantart.myinternetparadise.com/bird.gif" class="bird01" width="7" height="4"><img src="http://deviantart.myinternetparadise.com/bird.gif" class="bird02" width="6" height="4"><img src="http://deviantart.myinternetparadise.com/bird.gif" class="bird03" width="5" height="3"><img src="http://deviantart.myinternetparadise.com/bird.gif" class="bird04" width="6" height="4"><img src="http://deviantart.myinternetparadise.com/bird.gif" class="bird05" width="7" height="4"></img></img></img></img></img></div><br /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/e/excited.gif" width="23" height="19" alt=":excited:" title="OMG! I can't contain my excitement!" /> OMG, I'm sooo excited I can barely stand it!! I applied for a second job at <a href="http://www.parkmeadows.com/">Park Meadows Mall</a> in Littleton, Colorado (which by the way is the single best shopping mall in existence), went to the group interview deal thingy, and then to the orientation where I am now, officially an <a href="http://www.abercrombie.com/">Abercrombie & Fitch</a> associate. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/biggrin.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":D" title=":D (Big Grin)" /><br /><br /><div align="right"><a href="http://www.facebook.com/p/Jeffrey_Bennett/38708848" title="Jeffrey Bennett's Facebook profile"><img src="http://badge.facebook.com/badge/38708848.1079.1866067264.png" alt="Jeffrey Bennett's Facebook profile"></img></a><br />
<a href="http://gadgetsguru.deviantart.com/journal/11012260/">Creativity challenge</a></div><br />
<div align="left"><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/50973558/"><img src="http://fc02.deviantart.com/fs15/f/2007/075/9/0/Chocoholic_by_gadgetsguru.gif" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/35732691/"><img src="http://fc01.deviantart.com/fs11/i/2006/184/9/a/I_heart_duckies_by_gadgetsguru.png" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/32791375/"><img src="http://fc01.deviantart.com/fs10/i/2006/124/d/f/___Liek_thanks_you____by_Liek.gif" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span><br />
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                <title>Budget</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 01 Dec 2007 00:17:48 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <div class="birds"><img src="http://deviantart.myinternetparadise.com/bird.gif" class="bird01" width="7" height="4"><img src="http://deviantart.myinternetparadise.com/bird.gif" class="bird02" width="6" height="4"><img src="http://deviantart.myinternetparadise.com/bird.gif" class="bird03" width="5" height="3"><img src="http://deviantart.myinternetparadise.com/bird.gif" class="bird04" width="6" height="4"><img src="http://deviantart.myinternetparadise.com/bird.gif" class="bird05" width="7" height="4"></img></img></img></img></img></div><br /><br />OK, I don't want to do this, but I have to: I'm putting myself on a... ughh... budget. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/faint.gif" width="18" height="17" alt=":faint:" title="I think I've fainted." /><br />
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I was really expecting that I would have my <a href="http://gadgetsguru.deviantart.com/journal/12742129/">Canon Digital Rebel XTi camera</a> paid off (in full) by now, but I didn't expect it to be so difficult to do. I love my camera to death, but it's been such a financial pain in the butt! <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/p/pointandlaugh.gif" width="25" height="15" alt=":pointandlaugh:" title="Point and laugh" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/c/camera.gif" width="15" height="20" alt=":camera:" title="Camera" /><br />
It's been almost eight full months since I got my baby, yet I've <em>barely</em> even scratched the surface of the bill. I honestly thought that having a [decent-paying] job would let me pay it off in only a couple of months or so - maybe five or six months, max. Regardless, what I'm doing now (or I should say, not doing) isn't working, so I'm making a change. As much as I don't like budgets, I need to put myself on one, so I can [at the very least] pay off my credit card bills. Does anybody have any advise on suffering through a budget? <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/w/weirdface.gif" width="27" height="15" alt=":O_o:" title="O_o" /><br />
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Help! <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/h/hug.gif" width="38" height="15" alt=":hug:" title="Hug" /><br />
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<a href="http://gadgetsguru.deviantart.com/journal/11012260/">Creativity challenge</a></div><br />
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                <title>Woo hoo! Payday!</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 29 Nov 2007 03:34:34 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <div class="birds"><img src="http://deviantart.myinternetparadise.com/bird.gif" class="bird01" width="7" height="4"><img src="http://deviantart.myinternetparadise.com/bird.gif" class="bird02" width="6" height="4"><img src="http://deviantart.myinternetparadise.com/bird.gif" class="bird03" width="5" height="3"><img src="http://deviantart.myinternetparadise.com/bird.gif" class="bird04" width="6" height="4"><img src="http://deviantart.myinternetparadise.com/bird.gif" class="bird05" width="7" height="4"></img></img></img></img></img></div><br /><br />Money, money, money, moneeeeyyyy!!! <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/sing.gif" width="29" height="20" alt=":sing:" title="Singing" /><br />
I just got paid and now, officially have about $50 to spend for the next two weeks... <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/w/weirdface.gif" width="27" height="15" alt=":O_o:" title="O_o" /><br />
Darn bills!! They just never want to go away. I need to win the lottery... <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/p/plotting.gif" width="18" height="20" alt=":plotting:" title="Hmm. Evil plotting in progress." /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/m/mwahaha.gif" width="29" height="15" alt=":evillaugh:" title="EVIL Laughter!" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/p/paranoid.gif" width="23" height="15" alt=":paranoid:" title="They're all out to get me..." /><br />
Does anyone have a surefire way to make money and lots of it? <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/biggrin.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":D" title=":D (Big Grin)" /> Oooh, oooh!! Or, maybe if you're psychic, you could tell me the winning lottery numbers. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/e/excited.gif" width="23" height="19" alt=":excited:" title="OMG! I can't contain my excitement!" /><br />
Being broke is so much fun. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/sarcasm.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":sarcasm:" title="Hahahahaha. No." /><br /><br /><div align="right"><a href="http://www.facebook.com/p/Jeffrey_Bennett/38708848" title="Jeffrey Bennett's Facebook profile"><img src="http://badge.facebook.com/badge/38708848.1079.1866067264.png" alt="Jeffrey Bennett's Facebook profile"></img></a><br />
<a href="http://gadgetsguru.deviantart.com/journal/11012260/">Creativity challenge</a></div><br />
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                <title>One month!</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 25 Nov 2007 20:31:51 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <div class="birds"><img src="http://deviantart.myinternetparadise.com/bird.gif" class="bird01" width="7" height="4"><img src="http://deviantart.myinternetparadise.com/bird.gif" class="bird02" width="6" height="4"><img src="http://deviantart.myinternetparadise.com/bird.gif" class="bird03" width="5" height="3"><img src="http://deviantart.myinternetparadise.com/bird.gif" class="bird04" width="6" height="4"><img src="http://deviantart.myinternetparadise.com/bird.gif" class="bird05" width="7" height="4"></img></img></img></img></img></div><br /><br />One month until Christmas Day! <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/biggrin.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":D" title=":D (Big Grin)" /><br />
For those of you in the know, I have a wish list (as usual). Here's a few things on my list. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/w/wink.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=";-)" title=";-) (Wink)" /><br />
<ul><br />
<li>A winning lottery ticket and/or 95% of the winnings</li><br />
<li>A brand-new Lamborghini</li><br />
<li>A mega-mansion in the Bahamas, the French Polynesian, Tahiti, and on my own private island.</li><br />
<li>My own private Leer Jet</li><br />
<li>A staff of 500 to do anything I wish 24 hours a day</li><br />
<li>Etc.</li><br />
</ul>And for a more realistic list of things I would like for Christmas, read below.<br />
<ul><br />
<li><a href="http://go.myinternetparadise.com/?id=1">Canon EF 100mm f/2.8 Macro USM lens</a> for my Canon Digital Rebel XTi</li><br />
<li>Money and lots of it <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/w/wink.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=";-)" title=";-) (Wink)" /></li><br />
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                <title>Single again...</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 23 Nov 2007 20:30:00 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <div class="birds"><img src="http://deviantart.myinternetparadise.com/bird.gif" class="bird01" width="7" height="4"><img src="http://deviantart.myinternetparadise.com/bird.gif" class="bird02" width="6" height="4"><img src="http://deviantart.myinternetparadise.com/bird.gif" class="bird03" width="5" height="3"><img src="http://deviantart.myinternetparadise.com/bird.gif" class="bird04" width="6" height="4"><img src="http://deviantart.myinternetparadise.com/bird.gif" class="bird05" width="7" height="4"></img></img></img></img></img></div><br /><br />OK, I should probably update you all on my life as of late; Steve and I broke up on Sunday, November 11th. At first, I expected it to be just a separation, but I think today, I finally realized that it has actually happened. I am officially single, yet I am no where close to truly accepting the fact.<br />
All I can think of right now is the lyrics to Shania Twain's song, "It Only Hurts When I'm Breathing".<br />
<blockquote>Hope life's been good to you<br />
since you've been gone<br />
I'm doin' fine now--I've finally moved on<br />
It's not so bad--I'm not that sad<br />
<br />
I'm not surprised just how well I survived<br />
I'm over the worst, and I feel so alive<br />
I can't complain--I'm free again<br />
<br />
<em>[Chorus:]</em><br />
And it only hurts when I'm breathing<br />
My heart only breaks when it's beating<br />
My dreams only die when I'm dreaming<br />
So, I hold my breath--to forget<br />
<br />
Don't think I'm lyin' 'round cryin' at night<br />
There's no need to worry, I'm really all right<br />
I've never looked back--as a matter of fact<br />
<br />
<em>[Repeat Chorus]</em><br />
<br />
It only hurts when I breathe<br />
<br />
Mmm, no, I've never looked back--<br />
as a matter fact<br />
<br />
<em>[Repeat Chorus]</em><br />
<br />
Hurts when I'm breathing<br />
Breaks when it's beating<br />
Die when I'm dreaming<br />
It only hurts when I breathe</blockquote>Why must love be such a bitch!? <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/c/cries.gif" width="23" height="15" alt=":cries:" title="Waaaah!" /><br /><br /><div align="right"><a href="http://www.facebook.com/p/Jeffrey_Bennett/38708848" title="Jeffrey Bennett's Facebook profile"><img src="http://badge.facebook.com/badge/38708848.1079.1866067264.png" alt="Jeffrey Bennett's Facebook profile"></img></a><br />
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                <title>Black Friday</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 23 Nov 2007 07:44:54 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <div class="birds"><img src="http://deviantart.myinternetparadise.com/bird.gif" class="bird01" width="7" height="4"><img src="http://deviantart.myinternetparadise.com/bird.gif" class="bird02" width="6" height="4"><img src="http://deviantart.myinternetparadise.com/bird.gif" class="bird03" width="5" height="3"><img src="http://deviantart.myinternetparadise.com/bird.gif" class="bird04" width="6" height="4"><img src="http://deviantart.myinternetparadise.com/bird.gif" class="bird05" width="7" height="4"></img></img></img></img></img></div><br /><br />Black Friday sounds so dark and mysterious, but whether you call it "Black Friday", "Blitz", or the most magical day ever, today begins the busiest retail shopping day of the entire year. And I work at Wal-Mart... Can I run away and hide?<br />
1. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/o/omg.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":omg:" title="OMG" /><br />
2. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/faint.gif" width="18" height="17" alt=":faint:" title="I think I've fainted." /><br />
3. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/d/dead.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":dead:" title="Dead (RIP)" /><br />
4. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/t/tombstone.gif" width="21" height="25" alt=":tombstone:" title="I'll be your huckleberry!" /><br />
Oh, how I <em>love</em> the wonderfully jolly customers... <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/sarcasm.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":sarcasm:" title="Hahahahaha. No." /><br />
<br />
<a href="http://gadgetsguru.deviantart.com/journal/poll/278723/"><strong>Take my poll!</strong></a><br /><br /><div align="right"><a href="http://www.facebook.com/p/Jeffrey_Bennett/38708848" title="Jeffrey Bennett's Facebook profile"><img src="http://badge.facebook.com/badge/38708848.1079.1866067264.png" alt="Jeffrey Bennett's Facebook profile"></img></a><br />
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                <title>My phone!!! :-)</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 23 Nov 2007 07:37:09 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <div class="birds"><img src="http://deviantart.myinternetparadise.com/bird.gif" class="bird01" width="7" height="4"><img src="http://deviantart.myinternetparadise.com/bird.gif" class="bird02" width="6" height="4"><img src="http://deviantart.myinternetparadise.com/bird.gif" class="bird03" width="5" height="3"><img src="http://deviantart.myinternetparadise.com/bird.gif" class="bird04" width="6" height="4"><img src="http://deviantart.myinternetparadise.com/bird.gif" class="bird05" width="7" height="4"></img></img></img></img></img></div><br /><br /><strong>[Update #1: November 23, 2007 @ 8:37am]</strong><br />
Woo hoo! It's official - I got my new phone and it's a Samsung u340. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/e/excited.gif" width="23" height="19" alt=":excited:" title="OMG! I can't contain my excitement!" /> It is beyond awesome!! <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/d/dance.gif" width="29" height="21" alt=":dance:" title="Dance!" /><br />
It's no iPhone, but it will do for now. At least until I win the lottery. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/g/giggle.gif" width="17" height="15" alt=":giggle:" title="Giggle" /><br />
That's all. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/w/wave.gif" width="25" height="20" alt=":wave:" title="Hi!" /><br />
<br />
<strong>[Original: November 7, 2007 @ 3:26pm]</strong><br />
It's official: my cell phone is "swimming with the fishes", so to speak. The other day, I um... went to the restroom to do my business and as I was about to leave, my cell phone fell in the toilet. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/e/embarrassed.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":blush:" title="Blush" /><br />
It is now completely and utterly ruined. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/c/cries.gif" width="23" height="15" alt=":cries:" title="Waaaah!" /><br />
<br />
There is good news to all this madness, young butterfly! <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/n/ninjameditate.gif" width="22" height="24" alt=":meditate:" title="Ninja meditate before battle..." /><br />
I am getting a loan from a good friend of mine and I'm planning on getting a new phone today! I'm hoping it will be a <a href="http://www.mycricket.com/cricketphones/details/slvrl7c_core">Motorola SLVR L7c</a>. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/d/dance.gif" width="29" height="21" alt=":dance:" title="Dance!" /><br />
<br />
Anywho, I just wanted to let you all know in case anyone has tried to call or text me. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/blowkiss.gif" width="35" height="21" alt=":blowkiss:" title="Here's a kiss for you, my love!" /><br /><br /><div align="right"><a href="http://www.facebook.com/p/Jeffrey_Bennett/38708848" title="Jeffrey Bennett's Facebook profile"><img src="http://badge.facebook.com/badge/38708848.1079.1866067264.png" alt="Jeffrey Bennett's Facebook profile"></img></a><br />
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                <title>OMG, shweet!!!!</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 04 Nov 2007 19:55:07 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <div class="birds"><img src="http://deviantart.myinternetparadise.com/bird.gif" class="bird01" width="7" height="4"><img src="http://deviantart.myinternetparadise.com/bird.gif" class="bird02" width="6" height="4"><img src="http://deviantart.myinternetparadise.com/bird.gif" class="bird03" width="5" height="3"><img src="http://deviantart.myinternetparadise.com/bird.gif" class="bird04" width="6" height="4"><img src="http://deviantart.myinternetparadise.com/bird.gif" class="bird05" width="7" height="4"></img></img></img></img></img></div><br /><br />I just wanted to let everyone know that *<a class="u" href="http://deborahlynne.deviantart.com/">deborahlynne</a> just did something really awesome!!! She got me a 3-month deviantART subscription!! <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/e/excited.gif" width="23" height="19" alt=":excited:" title="OMG! I can't contain my excitement!" /><br />
Everyone, go shower her with gifts and hugs and such!!! <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/g/glomp.gif" width="47" height="20" alt=":glomp:" title="Glomp!" /><br />
*<a class="u" href="http://deborahlynne.deviantart.com/">deborahlynne</a>, you're AWESOME!!!! Thank you soooo much!!<br />
<br />
Also, since you were so nice for getting me a 3-month subscription, I wanted to give you a gallery feature. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/h/hug.gif" width="38" height="15" alt=":hug:" title="Hug" /><br />
<br />
These are just <em>some</em> of my favorites... <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/biggrin.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":D" title=":D (Big Grin)" /><br />
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<div align="center"><img src="http://deviantart.myinternetparadise.com/features.gif"><br />
<a href="http://deborahlynne.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/d/e/deborahlynne.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":icondeborahlynne:" title="deborahlynne"/></a><br />
*<a class="u" href="http://deborahlynne.deviantart.com/">deborahlynne</a></img><br />
<br />
<div align="center"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/view/59845815/"><img src="http://tn3-1.deviantart.com/fs16/300W/f/2007/196/5/8/Etienne_by_deborahlynne.jpg"></img></a><br />
<img src="http://deviantart.myinternetparadise.com/shadow.gif"><br />
<a href="http://www.deviantart.com/view/59845815/">Etienne</a> by *<a class="u" href="http://deborahlynne.deviantart.com/">deborahlynne</a><br />
<br />
<a href="http://deborahlynne.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/d/e/deborahlynne.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":icondeborahlynne:" title="deborahlynne"/></a><br />
*<a class="u" href="http://deborahlynne.deviantart.com/">deborahlynne</a></img></div><br />
<br />
<div align="center"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/view/43894843/"><img src="http://tn3-2.deviantart.com/fs12/300W/f/2006/333/8/2/Empty_by_deborahlynne.jpg"></img></a><br />
<img src="http://deviantart.myinternetparadise.com/shadow.gif"><br />
<a href="http://www.deviantart.com/view/43894843/">Empty</a> by *<a class="u" href="http://deborahlynne.deviantart.com/">deborahlynne</a><br />
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<a href="http://deborahlynne.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/d/e/deborahlynne.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":icondeborahlynne:" title="deborahlynne"/></a><br />
*<a class="u" href="http://deborahlynne.deviantart.com/">deborahlynne</a></img></div><br />
<br />
<div align="center"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/view/65075483/"><img src="http://tn3-1.deviantart.com/fs19/300W/f/2007/259/0/b/Glitz_by_deborahlynne.jpg"></img></a><br />
<img src="http://deviantart.myinternetparadise.com/shadow.gif"><br />
<a href="http://www.deviantart.com/view/65075483/">Glitz</a> by *<a class="u" href="http://deborahlynne.deviantart.com/">deborahlynne</a><br />
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<a href="http://deborahlynne.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/d/e/deborahlynne.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":icondeborahlynne:" title="deborahlynne"/></a><br />
*<a class="u" href="http://deborahlynne.deviantart.com/">deborahlynne</a></img></div><br />
<br />
<div align="center"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/view/44052355/"><img src="http://tn3-1.deviantart.com/fs12/300W/f/2006/336/9/0/Last_Autumn_Leaf_by_deborahlynne.jpg"></img></a><br />
<img src="http://deviantart.myinternetparadise.com/shadow.gif"><br />
<a href="http://www.deviantart.com/view/44052355/">Last Autumn Leaf</a> by *<a class="u" href="http://deborahlynne.deviantart.com/">deborahlynne</a><br />
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<a href="http://deborahlynne.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/d/e/deborahlynne.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":icondeborahlynne:" title="deborahlynne"/></a><br />
*<a class="u" href="http://deborahlynne.deviantart.com/">deborahlynne</a></img></div><br />
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<div align="center"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/view/32020158/"><img src="http://tn3-2.deviantart.com/fs10/300W/i/2006/119/f/1/Japanese_Fan_by_debora... ]]></description>
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                <title>Last few days...</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 03 Sep 2007 09:15:47 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <div class="birds"><img src="http://deviantart.myinternetparadise.com/bird.gif" class="bird01" width="7" height="4"><img src="http://deviantart.myinternetparadise.com/bird.gif" class="bird02" width="6" height="4"><img src="http://deviantart.myinternetparadise.com/bird.gif" class="bird03" width="5" height="3"><img src="http://deviantart.myinternetparadise.com/bird.gif" class="bird04" width="6" height="4"><img src="http://deviantart.myinternetparadise.com/bird.gif" class="bird05" width="7" height="4"></img></img></img></img></img></div><br /><br />It's official: my deviantART subscription ends on September 5th at 3:32pm <acronym title="Central Standard Time">CST</acronym>. This is a sad day for me! <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/c/cries.gif" width="23" height="15" alt=":cries:" title="Waaaah!" /><br />
You can always make me happy by donating a subscription! <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/w/wink.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=";)" title=";) (Wink)" /> *wink wink, nudge nudge*<br />
Anyways, I shall go now. I'm going to try to relax on my last day off of work. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/d/dance.gif" width="29" height="21" alt=":dance:" title="Dance!" /><br />
<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/blowkiss.gif" width="35" height="21" alt=":blowkiss:" title="Here's a kiss for you, my love!" /><br /><br /><div align="right"><a href="http://www.facebook.com/p/Jeffrey_Bennett/38708848" title="Jeffrey Bennett's Facebook profile"><img src="http://badge.facebook.com/badge/38708848.1079.1866067264.png" alt="Jeffrey Bennett's Facebook profile"></img></a><br />
<a href="http://gadgetsguru.deviantart.com/journal/11012260/">Creativity challenge</a></div><br />
<div align="left"><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/50973558/"><img src="http://fc04.deviantart.com/fs15/f/2007/075/9/0/Chocoholic_by_gadgetsguru.gif" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/35732691/"><img src="http://fc02.deviantart.com/fs11/i/2006/184/9/a/I_heart_duckies_by_gadgetsguru.png" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/32791375/"><img src="http://fc04.deviantart.com/fs10/i/2006/124/d/f/___Liek_thanks_you____by_Liek.gif" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span><br />
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                <author>~gadgetsguru</author>
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                <title>OMG, pants!</title>
                <link>http://gadgetsguru.deviantart.com/journal/14387819/</link>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 28 Aug 2007 21:52:08 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <div class="birds"><img src="http://deviantart.myinternetparadise.com/bird.gif" class="bird01" width="7" height="4"><img src="http://deviantart.myinternetparadise.com/bird.gif" class="bird02" width="6" height="4"><img src="http://deviantart.myinternetparadise.com/bird.gif" class="bird03" width="5" height="3"><img src="http://deviantart.myinternetparadise.com/bird.gif" class="bird04" width="6" height="4"><img src="http://deviantart.myinternetparadise.com/bird.gif" class="bird05" width="7" height="4"></img></img></img></img></img></div><br /><br />Woo hoo! I have some new pants. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/boogie.gif" width="25" height="25" alt=":boogie:" title="Boogie!" /><br />
They're sooo comfy! <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/l/love.gif" width="23" height="16" alt=":love:" title="Love" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/c/cuddle.gif" width="24" height="17" alt=":cuddle:" title="Cuddling up with someone close..." /><br />
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OK, so in other news, I have had some major artist's block again. Plus, I've been ridiculously busy with work, so I haven't had much time to go out and take photos... <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/c/cries.gif" width="23" height="15" alt=":cries:" title="Waaaah!" /><br />
The good news is that I do have <em>some</em> photos and such that I need to upload to deviantART, but I haven't processed them yet... <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/p/paranoid.gif" width="23" height="15" alt=":paranoid:" title="They're all out to get me..." /><br />
So anyways, I shall get those done soon! Promise! <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/biggrin.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":D" title=":D (Big Grin)" /><br />
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Until next time, kiddies! Don't drink and drive. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/w/wave.gif" width="25" height="20" alt=":wave:" title="Hi!" /><br />
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P.S. Take my new poll! <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/g/glomp.gif" width="47" height="20" alt=":glomp:" title="Glomp!" /><br />
<blockquote><a href="http://gadgetsguru.deviantart.com/journal/poll/252450/"><strong>OMG...</strong></a></blockquote><br /><br /><div align="right"><a href="http://www.facebook.com/p/Jeffrey_Bennett/38708848" title="Jeffrey Bennett's Facebook profile"><img src="http://badge.facebook.com/badge/38708848.1079.1866067264.png" alt="Jeffrey Bennett's Facebook profile"></img></a><br />
<a href="http://gadgetsguru.deviantart.com/journal/11012260/">Creativity challenge</a></div><br />
<div align="left"><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/50973558/"><img src="http://fc04.deviantart.com/fs15/f/2007/075/9/0/Chocoholic_by_gadgetsguru.gif" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/35732691/"><img src="http://fc02.deviantart.com/fs11/i/2006/184/9/a/I_heart_duckies_by_gadgetsguru.png" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/32791375/"><img src="http://fc04.deviantart.com/fs10/i/2006/124/d/f/___Liek_thanks_you____by_Liek.gif" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span><br />
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                <title>Movin' on up...</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 16 Aug 2007 17:51:14 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <div class="birds"><img src="http://deviantart.myinternetparadise.com/bird.gif" class="bird01" width="7" height="4"><img src="http://deviantart.myinternetparadise.com/bird.gif" class="bird02" width="6" height="4"><img src="http://deviantart.myinternetparadise.com/bird.gif" class="bird03" width="5" height="3"><img src="http://deviantart.myinternetparadise.com/bird.gif" class="bird04" width="6" height="4"><img src="http://deviantart.myinternetparadise.com/bird.gif" class="bird05" width="7" height="4"></img></img></img></img></img></div><br /><br />I'm glad to say things are going quite well for me at Wal-Mart. Starting August 14th, my raise of 60Â¢ an hour goes into effect and on the 18th, I'm moving over to the photo lab! <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/e/excited.gif" width="23" height="19" alt=":excited:" title="OMG! I can't contain my excitement!" /> I think I'm going to really like this change, since I'll be dealing with photography all day. Oh, and you can't forget the fact that they open at 8:00am and close at 9:00pm, so that means no more 6:00am shifts! I'll have a <em>much</em> better schedule, which means that I may be able to have a life outside of work! Yay! <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/d/dance.gif" width="29" height="21" alt=":dance:" title="Dance!" /> Oooh, ooh, ooh!! Guess what else!!! <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/e/excited.gif" width="23" height="19" alt=":excited:" title="OMG! I can't contain my excitement!" /> I get to have another 90 day evaluation thingy and if I do well there, I'll be getting another raise. Woo hoo! <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/boogie.gif" width="25" height="25" alt=":boogie:" title="Boogie!" /><br />
But anyways, another interesting thing that has happened [recently] was that my boss pretty much declared that he was falling in love with me... So, um... Yeah. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/p/paranoid.gif" width="23" height="15" alt=":paranoid:" title="They're all out to get me..." /><br />
That actually made Steve (my boyfriend) feel really uncomfortable and now he doesn't like the idea of me associating with my boss outside of work. I just don't have the heart to tell him that we can only be co-workers and not friends... <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/frown.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":-(" title=":-( (Sad)" /><br />
OK, enough about that! I have to admit though, I'm probably going to miss certain parts of being a cashier, like dealing with customers. OMG, I can't believe I just said that. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/w/weirdface.gif" width="27" height="15" alt=":O_o:" title="O_o" /> Wow, I really am becoming more social (which is a very good thing). I've been working on trying to "get out of my shell", so to speak for many years now and in the last few months, I've probably had more conversations with people than I have in my entire life combined. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/w/w00t.gif" width="23" height="23" alt=":w00t!:" title="w00t!" /><br />
So anyways, I'm glad things are going to be different. I need a change... <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/biggrin.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":D" title=":D (Big Grin)" /><br />
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Until next time, kiddies! <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/w/wave.gif" width="25" height="20" alt=":wave:" title="Hi!" /><br /><br /><div align="right"><a href="http://www.facebook.com/p/Jeffrey_Bennett/38708848" title="Jeffrey Bennett's Facebook profile"><img src="http://badge.facebook.com/badge/38708848.1079.1866067264.png" alt="Jeffrey Bennett's Facebook profile"></img></a><br />
<a href="http://gadgetsguru.deviantart.com/journal/11012260/">Creativity challenge</a></div><br />
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                <title>Woah...</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 14 Aug 2007 21:42:07 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <div class="birds"><img src="http://deviantart.myinternetparadise.com/bird.gif" class="bird01" width="7" height="4"><img src="http://deviantart.myinternetparadise.com/bird.gif" class="bird02" width="6" height="4"><img src="http://deviantart.myinternetparadise.com/bird.gif" class="bird03" width="5" height="3"><img src="http://deviantart.myinternetparadise.com/bird.gif" class="bird04" width="6" height="4"><img src="http://deviantart.myinternetparadise.com/bird.gif" class="bird05" width="7" height="4"></img></img></img></img></img></div><br /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/w/weirdface.gif" width="27" height="15" alt=":O_o:" title="O_o" /> I just realized that deviantART now has a new <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/URI_scheme"><acronym title="Uniform Resource Identifier">URI</acronym> scheme</a>. I have to admit that I'm not particularly fond of this change, but I'm glad the old one still works and I <em>really</em> hope that it will continue to be effective as long as deviantART exists.<br />Let me explain if you're not familiar with the tech speak. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/biggrin.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":D" title=":D (Big Grin)" /><br /><blockquote><sup>Basically, an URI scheme is what you need to tell a computer how to access a certain file or piece of information in a specific location. An example could be a website address, such as <a href="http://www.artbyjb.com/"><tt>http://</tt><tt>www.</tt><tt>artbyjb.com/</tt></a> or <a href="http://gallery.artbyjb.com/?id=1"><tt>http://</tt><tt>gallery.</tt><tt>artbyjb.com/?id=1</tt></a></sup></blockquote>What deviantART has done is changed the format from something like this:<br /><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/55029308/"><tt>http://</tt><tt>www.</tt><tt>deviantart.com/deviation/55029308/</tt></a><br />or:<br /><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/view/55029308/"><tt>http://</tt><tt>www.</tt><tt>deviantart.com/view/55029308/</tt></a><br /><br />to something like this:<br /><a href="http://gadgetsguru.deviantart.com/art/Denver-skyline-55029308"><tt>http://</tt><tt>gadgetsguru.deviantart.com/art/Denver-skyline-55029308</tt></a><br /><blockquote><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/55029308/"><img src="http://th45.deviantart.com/fs36/150/f/2008/281/7/8/7866d720ed2df4aaa6370d8e5f960313.jpg" width="150" height="82" /></a></span></span><br />Â Â Â <sup>Denver skyline</sup></blockquote>This could be a good thing, but if the old URI scheme stops working, I'm sure there will be a lot of unhappy campers (myself included)! <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/p/paranoid.gif" width="23" height="15" alt=":paranoid:" title="They're all out to get me..." /><br /><br />Until next time, kiddies! Don't drink and drive. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/w/wave.gif" width="25" height="20" alt=":wave:" title="Hi!" /><br /><br /><div align="right"><a href="http://www.facebook.com/p/Jeffrey_Bennett/38708848" title="Jeffrey Bennett's Facebook profile"><img src="http://badge.facebook.com/badge/38708848.1079.1866067264.png" alt="Jeffrey Bennett's Facebook profile"></img></a><br /><a href="http://gadgetsguru.deviantart.com/journal/11012260/">Creativity challenge</a></div><br /><div align="left"><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/50973558/"><img src="http://fc71.deviantart.com/fs15/f/2007/075/9/0/Chocoholic_by_gadgetsguru.gif" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/35732691/"><img src="http://fc85.deviantart.com/fs11/i/2006/184/9/a/I_heart_duckies_by_gadgetsguru.png" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/32791375/"><img src="http://fc21.deviantart.com/fs10/i/2006/124/d/f/___Liek_thanks_you____by_Liek.gif" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span><br /><img src="http://art.myinternetparadise.com/da/spacer.gif" height="8"></img></div> ]]></description>
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                <title>Happy birthday!</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 08 Aug 2007 00:05:53 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <div class="birds"><img src="http://deviantart.myinternetparadise.com/bird.gif" class="bird01" width="7" height="4"><img src="http://deviantart.myinternetparadise.com/bird.gif" class="bird02" width="6" height="4"><img src="http://deviantart.myinternetparadise.com/bird.gif" class="bird03" width="5" height="3"><img src="http://deviantart.myinternetparadise.com/bird.gif" class="bird04" width="6" height="4"><img src="http://deviantart.myinternetparadise.com/bird.gif" class="bird05" width="7" height="4"></img></img></img></img></img></div><br /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/e/excited.gif" width="23" height="19" alt=":excited:" title="OMG! I can't contain my excitement!" /> OMG, this is awesome! deviantART's 7th birthday is today! <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/c/cake.gif" width="32" height="32" alt=":cake:" title="Have your cake and eat it too" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/p/party.gif" width="50" height="20" alt=":party:" title="Party" /><br />
I completely forgot about that (because of my busy schedule), but happy birthday deviantART!!! <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/g/glomp.gif" width="47" height="20" alt=":glomp:" title="Glomp!" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/l/love.gif" width="23" height="16" alt=":love:" title="Love" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/d/devartlogo.gif" width="32" height="17" alt=":devart:" title="deviantART" /><br /><br /><div align="right"><a href="http://www.facebook.com/p/Jeffrey_Bennett/38708848" title="Jeffrey Bennett's Facebook profile"><img src="http://badge.facebook.com/badge/38708848.1079.1866067264.png" alt="Jeffrey Bennett's Facebook profile"></img></a><br />
<a href="http://gadgetsguru.deviantart.com/journal/11012260/">Creativity challenge</a></div><br />
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                <title>Sue Wee!</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 02 Aug 2007 14:52:33 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <div class="birds"><img src="http://deviantart.myinternetparadise.com/bird.gif" class="bird01" width="7" height="4"><img src="http://deviantart.myinternetparadise.com/bird.gif" class="bird02" width="6" height="4"><img src="http://deviantart.myinternetparadise.com/bird.gif" class="bird03" width="5" height="3"><img src="http://deviantart.myinternetparadise.com/bird.gif" class="bird04" width="6" height="4"><img src="http://deviantart.myinternetparadise.com/bird.gif" class="bird05" width="7" height="4"></img></img></img></img></img></div><br /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/e/excited.gif" width="23" height="19" alt=":excited:" title="OMG! I can't contain my excitement!" /> I think that would be the <em>perfect</em> drag queen name! I don't do drag, but I'm sure someone out there would like it. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/x/xd.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":XD:" title="XD" /><br />
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I got the idea for the name after seeing the ending credits for <a href="http://www.simpsonsmovie.com/">The Simpson's Movie</a>, which by the way was <em>totally</em> AWESOME!! OMG, you should all go see it now!! That's right, drop everything and go. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/biggrin.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":D" title=":D (Big Grin)" /><br />
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So anyways, I'm at the library on their WiFi Internet connection. Yay! I get to check my e-mail and such and browse the net for a while. Well, at least until I go meet Steve for dinner. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/biggrin.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":D" title=":D (Big Grin)" /><br />
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Oooh, oooh, ooooh, guess what! <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/e/excited.gif" width="23" height="19" alt=":excited:" title="OMG! I can't contain my excitement!" /> I also got to see <a href="http://www.transformersmovie.com/">Transformers</a> too, which was like sex on ice. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/l/lmao.gif" width="19" height="21" alt=":lmao:" title="Laughing my ass off!" /><br />
I'm sorry, but I'm in one of my random, weird moods of doom again. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/m/mwahaha.gif" width="29" height="15" alt=":evillaugh:" title="EVIL Laughter!" /><br />
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OK, I'm done! Have fun watching those movies!! <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/c/clap.gif" width="25" height="25" alt=":clap:" title="Clap" /><br />
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All right, so I lied. I'm broke. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/d/dollarus.gif" width="16" height="8" alt=":dollarus:" title="Dollar (US)" /> <code><strong><--</strong></code> That's right, I have none of these. So, please donate lots and lots of money to me. <a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/17987249/" title="Wuh-pssh!"><img src="http://fc01.deviantart.com/fs5/i/2005/125/0/c/Whip_emote_V_2_by_thedragonlady.gif" alt="Wuh-pssh!"></img></a> Make your checks payable to "Jeffrey Bennett". <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/h/hug.gif" width="38" height="15" alt=":hug:" title="Hug" /> Hugs for all! <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/w/wave.gif" width="25" height="20" alt=":wave:" title="Hi!" /><br /><br /><div align="right"><a href="http://www.facebook.com/p/Jeffrey_Bennett/38708848" title="Jeffrey Bennett's Facebook profile"><img src="http://badge.facebook.com/badge/38708848.1079.1866067264.png" alt="Jeffrey Bennett's Facebook profile"></img></a><br />
<a href="http://gadgetsguru.deviantart.com/journal/11012260/">Creativity challenge</a></div><br />
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                <title>Norbit!!</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 14 Jul 2007 17:07:48 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <div class="birds"><img src="http://deviantart.myinternetparadise.com/bird.gif" class="bird01" width="7" height="4"><img src="http://deviantart.myinternetparadise.com/bird.gif" class="bird02" width="6" height="4"><img src="http://deviantart.myinternetparadise.com/bird.gif" class="bird03" width="5" height="3"><img src="http://deviantart.myinternetparadise.com/bird.gif" class="bird04" width="6" height="4"><img src="http://deviantart.myinternetparadise.com/bird.gif" class="bird05" width="7" height="4"></img></img></img></img></img></div><br /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/e/excited.gif" width="23" height="19" alt=":excited:" title="OMG! I can't contain my excitement!" /> OMG, I just got <a href="http://www.meetnorbit.com/">Norbit</a> on DVD!! <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/l/lmao.gif" width="19" height="21" alt=":lmao:" title="Laughing my ass off!" /><br />
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<div align="center"><a href="http://www.meetnorbit.com/" title="Norbit"><img src="http://images.myinternetparadise.com/Norbit" alt="Norbit"></img></a></div><br />
Everyone must go see this movie now! GO!! <a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/17987249/" title="Wuh-pssh!"><img src="http://fc01.deviantart.com/fs5/i/2005/125/0/c/Whip_emote_V_2_by_thedragonlady.gif" alt="Wuh-pssh!"></img></a><br />
It is like THE funniest movie EVER!!! <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/r/rofl.gif" width="29" height="27" alt=":rofl:" title="rofl" /><br />
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That's all! <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/blowkiss.gif" width="35" height="21" alt=":blowkiss:" title="Here's a kiss for you, my love!" /><br /><br /><div align="right"><a href="http://www.facebook.com/p/Jeffrey_Bennett/38708848" title="Jeffrey Bennett's Facebook profile"><img src="http://badge.facebook.com/badge/38708848.1079.1866067264.png" alt="Jeffrey Bennett's Facebook profile"></img></a><br />
<a href="http://gadgetsguru.deviantart.com/journal/11012260/">Creativity challenge</a></div><br />
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                <title>Yay, toast!</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 10 Jul 2007 21:54:20 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <div class="birds"><img src="http://deviantart.myinternetparadise.com/bird.gif" class="bird01" width="7" height="4"><img src="http://deviantart.myinternetparadise.com/bird.gif" class="bird02" width="6" height="4"><img src="http://deviantart.myinternetparadise.com/bird.gif" class="bird03" width="5" height="3"><img src="http://deviantart.myinternetparadise.com/bird.gif" class="bird04" width="6" height="4"><img src="http://deviantart.myinternetparadise.com/bird.gif" class="bird05" width="7" height="4"></img></img></img></img></img></div><br /><br />Toast with cinnamon and sugar is good... Mmm... <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/d/drool.gif" width="15" height="18" alt=":drool:" title="Drool" /><br />
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P.S. I require sleep now! <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/y/yawn.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":yawn:" title="Yawn" /><br />
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P.P.S. I just spoke to a friend who I haven't seen in like a year and a half and he's coming to Denver tomorrow! Wee! <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/e/excited.gif" width="23" height="19" alt=":excited:" title="OMG! I can't contain my excitement!" /><br />
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P.P.P.S. I'm going to work tomorrow and I get paid on Thursday! <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/d/dance.gif" width="29" height="21" alt=":dance:" title="Dance!" /><br />
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OK, that's all! <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/w/wave.gif" width="25" height="20" alt=":wave:" title="Hi!" /><br /><br /><div align="right"><a href="http://www.facebook.com/p/Jeffrey_Bennett/38708848" title="Jeffrey Bennett's Facebook profile"><img src="http://badge.facebook.com/badge/38708848.1079.1866067264.png" alt="Jeffrey Bennett's Facebook profile"></img></a><br />
<a href="http://gadgetsguru.deviantart.com/journal/11012260/">Creativity challenge</a></div><br />
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                <title>Wuh-pssh!</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 05 Jul 2007 15:49:20 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <div class="birds"><img src="http://deviantart.myinternetparadise.com/bird.gif" class="bird01" width="7" height="4"><img src="http://deviantart.myinternetparadise.com/bird.gif" class="bird02" width="6" height="4"><img src="http://deviantart.myinternetparadise.com/bird.gif" class="bird03" width="5" height="3"><img src="http://deviantart.myinternetparadise.com/bird.gif" class="bird04" width="6" height="4"><img src="http://deviantart.myinternetparadise.com/bird.gif" class="bird05" width="7" height="4"></img></img></img></img></img></div><br /><br /><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/17987249/" title="Wuh-pssh!"><img src="http://fc01.deviantart.com/fs5/i/2005/125/0/c/Whip_emote_V_2_by_thedragonlady.gif" alt="Wuh-pssh!"></img></a> That's the sound my employers make every once in a while as they use their slave-driving techniques. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/x/xd.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":XD:" title="XD" /><br />
Just kidding! I <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/h/heart.gif" width="15" height="13" alt=":heart:" title="Heart" /> Wal-Mart! <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/g/glomp.gif" width="47" height="20" alt=":glomp:" title="Glomp!" /><br />
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OK, I'm just bored... <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/y/yawn.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":yawn:" title="Yawn" /><br />
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P.S. I'm trying to find out where a <a href="http://www.ballyfitness.com/">Bally Total Fitness</a> place is so that I can go and get my little membership card dealy since I signed up at the <a href="http://gadgetsguru.deviantart.com/journal/13443080/">Pride Parade</a> last month. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/l/love.gif" width="23" height="16" alt=":love:" title="Love" /><br />
Plus, I need to start exercising more... I've been lazy! <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/m/mwahaha.gif" width="29" height="15" alt=":evillaugh:" title="EVIL Laughter!" /><br />
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P.P.S. Did I mention that the battery on my mp3 player is dead... Now, I can't listen to my music. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/c/cries.gif" width="23" height="15" alt=":cries:" title="Waaaah!" /><br />
Oh, well!<br />
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OK, I'm done rambling! <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/w/wave.gif" width="25" height="20" alt=":wave:" title="Hi!" /><br />
<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/blowkiss.gif" width="35" height="21" alt=":blowkiss:" title="Here's a kiss for you, my love!" /><br /><br /><div align="right"><a href="http://www.facebook.com/p/Jeffrey_Bennett/38708848" title="Jeffrey Bennett's Facebook profile"><img src="http://badge.facebook.com/badge/38708848.1079.1866067264.png" alt="Jeffrey Bennett's Facebook profile"></img></a><br />
<a href="http://gadgetsguru.deviantart.com/journal/11012260/">Creativity challenge</a></div><br />
<div align="left"><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/50973558/"><img src="http://fc04.deviantart.com/fs15/f/2007/075/9/0/Chocoholic_by_gadgetsguru.gif" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/35732691/"><img src="http://fc02.deviantart.com/fs11/i/2006/184/9/a/I_heart_duckies_by_gadgetsguru.png" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/32791375/"><img src="http://fc04.deviantart.com/fs10/i/2006/124/d/f/___Liek_thanks_you____by_Liek.gif" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span><br />
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                <title>Gary, my new man!!</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 01 Jul 2007 23:07:24 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <div class="birds"><img src="http://deviantart.myinternetparadise.com/bird.gif" class="bird01" width="7" height="4"><img src="http://deviantart.myinternetparadise.com/bird.gif" class="bird02" width="6" height="4"><img src="http://deviantart.myinternetparadise.com/bird.gif" class="bird03" width="5" height="3"><img src="http://deviantart.myinternetparadise.com/bird.gif" class="bird04" width="6" height="4"><img src="http://deviantart.myinternetparadise.com/bird.gif" class="bird05" width="7" height="4"></img></img></img></img></img></div><br /><br />It's official! My absolutely adorable brand-new Laser-Blue Metallic 2007 <a href="http://www.chevrolet.com/cobalt/">Chevy Cobalt</a> 2-door coupe has a name and his name is <strong>Gary</strong> (as in SpongeBob SquarePants' pet snail, Gary). <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/g/giggle.gif" width="17" height="15" alt=":giggle:" title="Giggle" /><br />
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<div align="center"><a href="http://deviantart.myinternetparadise.com/journal/images/gary640"><img src="http://deviantart.myinternetparadise.com/journal/images/gary"></img></a><br />
<sup><strong>My car</strong></sup><br />
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<sup><strong>Yellow Chevy Cobalt</strong></sup></div><br />
P.S. Even more important, today marks my six-month anniversary with my boyfriend, Steve! <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/l/love.gif" width="23" height="16" alt=":love:" title="Love" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/h/heart.gif" width="15" height="13" alt=":heart:" title="Heart" /><br />
<strong>I love you Steve!!!!</strong><br /><br /><div align="right"><a href="http://www.facebook.com/p/Jeffrey_Bennett/38708848" title="Jeffrey Bennett's Facebook profile"><img src="http://badge.facebook.com/badge/38708848.1079.1866067264.png" alt="Jeffrey Bennett's Facebook profile"></img></a><br />
<a href="http://gadgetsguru.deviantart.com/journal/11012260/">Creativity challenge</a></div><br />
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                <title>Yay, donuts! Wee!!</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 30 Jun 2007 18:21:44 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <div class="birds"><img src="http://deviantart.myinternetparadise.com/bird.gif" class="bird01" width="7" height="4"><img src="http://deviantart.myinternetparadise.com/bird.gif" class="bird02" width="6" height="4"><img src="http://deviantart.myinternetparadise.com/bird.gif" class="bird03" width="5" height="3"><img src="http://deviantart.myinternetparadise.com/bird.gif" class="bird04" width="6" height="4"><img src="http://deviantart.myinternetparadise.com/bird.gif" class="bird05" width="7" height="4"></img></img></img></img></img></div><br /><br />I just ate some donuts for the first time in a very long time. They were chocolate-dipped... <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/d/drool.gif" width="15" height="18" alt=":drool:" title="Drool" /><br />
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OK, that's all! <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/w/wave.gif" width="25" height="20" alt=":wave:" title="Hi!" /><br /><br /><div align="right"><a href="http://www.facebook.com/p/Jeffrey_Bennett/38708848" title="Jeffrey Bennett's Facebook profile"><img src="http://badge.facebook.com/badge/38708848.1079.1866067264.png" alt="Jeffrey Bennett's Facebook profile"></img></a><br />
<a href="http://gadgetsguru.deviantart.com/journal/11012260/">Creativity challenge</a></div><br />
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                <title>Pride Parade</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 22 Jun 2007 07:11:52 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <div class="birds"><img src="http://deviantart.myinternetparadise.com/bird.gif" class="bird01" width="7" height="4"><img src="http://deviantart.myinternetparadise.com/bird.gif" class="bird02" width="6" height="4"><img src="http://deviantart.myinternetparadise.com/bird.gif" class="bird03" width="5" height="3"><img src="http://deviantart.myinternetparadise.com/bird.gif" class="bird04" width="6" height="4"><img src="http://deviantart.myinternetparadise.com/bird.gif" class="bird05" width="7" height="4"></img></img></img></img></img></div><br /><br />This weekend is pride fest in <a href="http://www.denverpridefest.org/">Denver, Colorado</a> and around <a href="http://www.pridefest.com/">the globe</a>!<br />
Come one, come all! Join in on the celebration where you can truly be who you are! I'll be downtown Denver on Saturday <em>and</em> Sunday, all day with my other half. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/biggrin.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":D" title=":D (Big Grin)" /><br />
Say it loud and say it proud! <strong>GAY PRIDE!!!!!</strong> <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/p/pride.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":pride:" title="Pride" /><br />
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<blockquote><strong>POLL:</strong> <a href="http://gadgetsguru.deviantart.com/journal/poll/235480/">Did you go to the Pride Parade this year?</a></blockquote><br />
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<a href="http://gadgetsguru.deviantart.com/journal/11012260/">Creativity challenge</a></div><br />
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                <title>Mmm... Artist's block...</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 11 Jun 2007 14:47:55 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <div class="birds"><img src="http://deviantart.myinternetparadise.com/bird.gif" class="bird01" width="7" height="4"><img src="http://deviantart.myinternetparadise.com/bird.gif" class="bird02" width="6" height="4"><img src="http://deviantart.myinternetparadise.com/bird.gif" class="bird03" width="5" height="3"><img src="http://deviantart.myinternetparadise.com/bird.gif" class="bird04" width="6" height="4"><img src="http://deviantart.myinternetparadise.com/bird.gif" class="bird05" width="7" height="4"></img></img></img></img></img></div><br /><br />It's true: I officially have artist's block. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/j/jackdirt.gif" width="34" height="29" alt=":jackdirt:" title="Jackdirt" /><br /><br /><div align="right"><a href="http://www.facebook.com/p/Jeffrey_Bennett/38708848" title="Jeffrey Bennett's Facebook profile"><img src="http://badge.facebook.com/badge/38708848.1079.1866067264.png" alt="Jeffrey Bennett's Facebook profile"></img></a><br />
<a href="http://gadgetsguru.deviantart.com/journal/11012260/">Creativity challenge</a></div><br />
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                <title>Fix Or Repair Daily</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 08 Jun 2007 23:49:27 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <div class="birds"><img src="http://deviantart.myinternetparadise.com/bird.gif" class="bird01" width="7" height="4"><img src="http://deviantart.myinternetparadise.com/bird.gif" class="bird02" width="6" height="4"><img src="http://deviantart.myinternetparadise.com/bird.gif" class="bird03" width="5" height="3"><img src="http://deviantart.myinternetparadise.com/bird.gif" class="bird04" width="6" height="4"><img src="http://deviantart.myinternetparadise.com/bird.gif" class="bird05" width="7" height="4"></img></img></img></img></img></div><br /><br /><sup><strong>Warning:</strong> This journal entry uses profanity. Do not blame me if you and/or your child(ren) is/are corrupted. You have been warned!</sup><br />
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<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/o/omg.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":omg:" title="OMG" /> I think I broke my car...<br />
I was on my way home from work and all of a sudden, I heard a boom come from my car and then, there was a bunch of smoke coming from all around it. I looked into my rear-view mirror and saw some parts fall off. As to what they were or if they were important, I don't know, but I do know that I won't be driving my car again since I no longer feel safe in it. I need a new car quick, but I'm kind of broke at the moment - it's only $4,000 in the hole! Fortunately, there is a bright side to this mess: I don't work tomorrow, so I have one day to make four-thousand dollars and buy a new car... I am royally fucked!<br /><br /><div align="right"><a href="http://www.facebook.com/p/Jeffrey_Bennett/38708848" title="Jeffrey Bennett's Facebook profile"><img src="http://badge.facebook.com/badge/38708848.1079.1866067264.png" alt="Jeffrey Bennett's Facebook profile"></img></a><br />
<a href="http://gadgetsguru.deviantart.com/journal/11012260/">Creativity challenge</a></div><br />
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                <title>Bad day at work!</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 06 Jun 2007 22:25:53 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <div class="birds"><img src="http://deviantart.myinternetparadise.com/bird.gif" class="bird01" width="7" height="4"><img src="http://deviantart.myinternetparadise.com/bird.gif" class="bird02" width="6" height="4"><img src="http://deviantart.myinternetparadise.com/bird.gif" class="bird03" width="5" height="3"><img src="http://deviantart.myinternetparadise.com/bird.gif" class="bird04" width="6" height="4"><img src="http://deviantart.myinternetparadise.com/bird.gif" class="bird05" width="7" height="4"></img></img></img></img></img></div><br /><br /><sup><strong>Warning:</strong> This journal entry uses profanity. Do not blame me if you and/or your child(ren) is/are corrupted. You have been warned!</sup><br />
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Wow, what a day! I have to admit that I was having a very difficult time keeping that "Wal-Mart smile" on my face today! Every once in a while, I'll have to deal with an angry customer or two who come through my line. I try to make them as happy as possible (even though, that's probably not going to happen). Anyways, that doesn't usually happen, but today, it was like they let out an angry mob of customers who were out for vengeance!!<br />
Let me explain: I was working at one of the two lanes where tobacco-products are allowed to be sold and a woman got in line to get about $70 of food and other items. She wanted to pay with her food stamps card, which as a cashier, we're supposed to treat that kind of tender as a debit transaction - it goes through pretty much the same, but it just takes another step. Anyways, she obviously couldn't tell her ass from her hand, because she kept pressing the wrong buttons on the payment & bank card console, and after four tries, I asked her if I could give it a try. Well, since I am trained in that sort of thing, it went right through, but there was a remainder of about $24 which she wanted to have put on the same card, but under the "cash" setting instead. Because this was "technically" two separate forms of payment, I had to get her to swipe her card again and she was obviously getting very angry because she had to reach into her purse to get out her card (after I told her that that would have to happen if she wanted to pay like she did). Well, she swiped her card (even though I <em>strongly</em> hinted that I should do it for her) and well, what-do-ya-know, she messed it up again! I got her to give the card to me so that I could enter it in, but for some reason the card was denied and I couldn't figure out why. The journal slip that printed out said that she didn't have the funds available, yet on the same slip, it said she had about $27 left over, which was more than the total amount due. Well, I had to get my CSM (Customer Service Manager) over to help me out while the woman went over to the Customer Service area to use a pay phone so she could call and figure out why it wasn't going through. Well, I had several other customers waiting in line (already getting very frustrated) and so I asked my CSM if she could suspend the transaction until that customer got back. For some reason, the transaction was unable to be suspended, so it had to be voided out completely, meaning that woman would have to go through the line again and have all of her items scanned once more.<br />
Well, the guy who was next in line came up to get some cancer sticks (aka cigarettes). He told me that he wanted a regular carton of Winston cigarettes. Well, I don't smoke and quite honestly, I don't know that much about any kind of tobacco product (I'm still learning where they are, what they are, and everything else). I began looking for the Winston box (which at the moment, I wasn't thinking clearly because of the stress from the previous customer). The guy began raising his voice telling me "it's the fucking carton, not the box!" and then he said to the customer behind him "I'm just here for some god-damn cigarettes, can't I get some decent service anywhere!?" Well, I finally found the carton, but it was in "lights" and I told him that we must be out of the regular ones, so he said "just give me the damn lights, then!" Even though he looked as though he was 50 years old, I seriously considered asking him for his ID because I knew that he didn't have it with him. I decided against that because he did "look" over 27 years old and I could get in trouble for denying the sale of an item to a customer who can legally acquire it. Anyways, I sold him his cancer sticks and he left.<br />
Just then, the first customer-lady came up to me and said it should go through now (she was under the impression that her order was still available, so she could just get it and go). Well, I told her that the order had to be voided out and that she was going to have to start over. I apologized to the woman for the inconvenience and told her that I would do everything I can to make it go through as quickly and as accurately as possible. OMG, by this time, I was really stressed out and it was very visibly so! I wa... ]]></description>
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                <title>Janis is my friend!</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 03 Jun 2007 16:11:48 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <div class="birds"><img src="http://deviantart.myinternetparadise.com/bird.gif" class="bird01" width="7" height="4"><img src="http://deviantart.myinternetparadise.com/bird.gif" class="bird02" width="6" height="4"><img src="http://deviantart.myinternetparadise.com/bird.gif" class="bird03" width="5" height="3"><img src="http://deviantart.myinternetparadise.com/bird.gif" class="bird04" width="6" height="4"><img src="http://deviantart.myinternetparadise.com/bird.gif" class="bird05" width="7" height="4"></img></img></img></img></img></div><br /><br />THE BASICS<br />
Full Name: Jeffrey Ryan Bennett<br />
Birthday: May 20<br />
Birthplace: Houston, Texas<br />
Eye Color: Brown<br />
Hair Color: Black with blond highlights<br />
Height: 6Â2Â<br />
Weight: 180 lbs.<br />
Right handed or Left handed? Right<br />
Your Heritage: Heinz 57<br />
My Worst Habit: <br />
Zodiac Sign: Taurus<br />
Shoe Size: 10.5<br />
Pants Size: 32<br />
Innie or Outie? Innie<br />
Parents Still Together? Nope<br />
The Shoes You Wore Today: The ones that I just took off.<br />
Your Weakness: Chocolate<br />
Your Fears: <br />
Your Perfect Pizza: The one I had when I went to Dublin, Ireland... *mouthgasm!*<br />
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Get a new car and save up some money.<br />
Your Most Overused Phrase On An Instant Messenger: LOL!<br />
Thoughts First Waking Up: I just went to sleep 20 minutes ago!!<br />
Your Best Physical Feature: Face<br />
Your Bedtime: Whenever I fall asleep.<br />
Your Most Missed Memory: <br />
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MY FAVORITES<br />
Favorite color? Neon blue<br />
Food? Italian and Chinese food... Mmm... <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/d/drool.gif" width="15" height="18" alt=":drool:" title="Drool" /><br />
Sport? <br />
Animal? Rubber ducky<br />
Ice Cream? Chocolate<br />
Candy? Milky Way or Three Musketeers<br />
Store? Best Buy<br />
Salad Dressing? Balsamic Vinegarette or Italian<br />
Actor? Johnny Depp<br />
Song? A bunch<br />
Letter? J<br />
Number? 66<br />
Gum? I don't chew gum.<br />
Holiday? My birthday!<br />
Season? It depends on where I'm at...<br />
Toothpaste Flavor? Um... Vanilla?<br />
Radio Station? <a href="http://www.alice1059.com/">Alice 105.9</a><br />
Perfume? The one that I have.<br />
Scent besides perfume? New car<br />
Body part on the same sex? Dick<br />
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FRIENDS AND LIFE<br />
What Do You Want To Be When You Grow Up? A professional photographer<br />
How Do You Want To Die? Painlessly and in my sleep.<br />
Turn ons: Fun personality. Smiles. Some other things...<br />
Turn offs: Assholes and George Bush.<br />
Which One Of Your Friends Acts The Most Like You? I don't know...<br />
Who's The Loudest? Cary<br />
Who Makes You Laugh The Most? David<br />
Who Have You Known The Longest? Cindy and Chris<br />
Who's The Shyest? <br />
When Have You Cried The Most? <br />
What Is The Best Feeling In The World? Love<br />
Worst Feeling? Rejection<br />
Where Do You Want To Live When You Grow Up? I'm already "grown up", but when I become a Toys' R Us kid, I wish to live in France or Ireland.<br />
If You Could Change One Thing About You What Would It Be? I would be rich and famous! <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/biggrin.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":D" title=":D (Big Grin)" /><br />
How Long Do You Think You'll Live? Hopefully a very, very long time! I have a lot to do in this lifetime. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/biggrin.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":D" title=":D (Big Grin)" /><br />
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FINISH EACH SENTENCE<br />
Let's walk on the / beach!<br />
Let's look at the / stars...<br />
What a nice / ass!<br />
Where did all the / decent men go?<br />
Why can't we / have our cake and eat it too?<br />
Silly, little / magician! Tricks are for kids!<br />
Isn't it weird that / fish can't fly?<br />
Never under any circumstance / should you drink and drive.<br />
I wish / to rule the world. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/m/mwahaha.gif" width="29" height="15" alt=":evillaugh:" title="EVIL Laughter!" /><br />
Everyone has a / brain. Some just don't use it.<br />
I am / gay.<br />
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HAVE YOU EVER<br />
Been In Love? I am now! <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/l/love.gif" width="23" height="16" alt=":love:" title="Love" /><br />
Been To Juvie? Nope<br />
Mooned Someone? Not that I can recall... <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/p/paranoid.gif" width="23" height="15" alt=":paranoid:" title="They're all out to get me..." /><br />
Been Rejected? Many times!<br />
Ran Away From Home? Yup.<br />
Pictured Your Crush Naked? I've seen him naked, too. Hehe!<br />
Skipped School? When I was in middle school.<br />
Thought About Suicide? Not in a very long time.<br />
Slept Outside? A few times.<br />
Laughed So Hard You Cried? Oh, that happens all the time! I've also cried so hard that I started laughing. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/r/rofl.gif" width="29" height="27" alt=":rofl:" title=... ]]></description>
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                <title>OMG, I got a haircut! ^_^</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 03 Jun 2007 15:03:03 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <div class="birds"><img src="http://deviantart.myinternetparadise.com/bird.gif" class="bird01" width="7" height="4"><img src="http://deviantart.myinternetparadise.com/bird.gif" class="bird02" width="6" height="4"><img src="http://deviantart.myinternetparadise.com/bird.gif" class="bird03" width="5" height="3"><img src="http://deviantart.myinternetparadise.com/bird.gif" class="bird04" width="6" height="4"><img src="http://deviantart.myinternetparadise.com/bird.gif" class="bird05" width="7" height="4"></img></img></img></img></img></div><br /><br />Yay, I got a haircut today after I got off of work. I got to use my associate discount, too! <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/d/dance.gif" width="29" height="21" alt=":dance:" title="Dance!" /><br />
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OK, I'm done. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/biggrin.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":D" title=":D (Big Grin)" /><br />
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P.S. I extended my deviantART subscription for another three months, too! <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/e/excited.gif" width="23" height="19" alt=":excited:" title="OMG! I can't contain my excitement!" /><br /><br /><div align="right"><a href="http://www.facebook.com/p/Jeffrey_Bennett/38708848" title="Jeffrey Bennett's Facebook profile"><img src="http://badge.facebook.com/badge/38708848.1079.1866067264.png" alt="Jeffrey Bennett's Facebook profile"></img></a><br />
<a href="http://gadgetsguru.deviantart.com/journal/11012260/">Creativity challenge</a></div><br />
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                <title>OMG, I am so stoned!!</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 02 Jun 2007 00:06:20 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <div class="birds"><img src="http://deviantart.myinternetparadise.com/bird.gif" class="bird01" width="7" height="4"><img src="http://deviantart.myinternetparadise.com/bird.gif" class="bird02" width="6" height="4"><img src="http://deviantart.myinternetparadise.com/bird.gif" class="bird03" width="5" height="3"><img src="http://deviantart.myinternetparadise.com/bird.gif" class="bird04" width="6" height="4"><img src="http://deviantart.myinternetparadise.com/bird.gif" class="bird05" width="7" height="4"></img></img></img></img></img></div><br /><br />...or at least it feels that way for some reason. Why, I have no idea! I've never done drugs, so I'm just guessing here. Anywho, I'm sure it's the sleep deprivation settling in, or maybe it's just my time of the month. Either way, I'm keeping myself up for the night because I couldn't get to sleep to save my life. It's now way too late for me to get some sleep and wake up in time to be functionable for work.<br />
So anyways, I hope this feeling wears off by 8:00am...<br />
Toodles! <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/w/wave.gif" width="25" height="20" alt=":wave:" title="Hi!" /><br />
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P.S. I just got back from my local Wal-Mart store after purchasing some Diet Coke with Splenda and some of those tasty little Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough Bites - the kind you'd get at the movie theater. Oh, and I got to use my associate discount! Woo!<br />
OK, I'm done.<br /><br /><div align="right"><a href="http://www.facebook.com/p/Jeffrey_Bennett/38708848" title="Jeffrey Bennett's Facebook profile"><img src="http://badge.facebook.com/badge/38708848.1079.1866067264.png" alt="Jeffrey Bennett's Facebook profile"></img></a><br />
<a href="http://gadgetsguru.deviantart.com/journal/11012260/">Creativity challenge</a></div><br />
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                <title>6:00am</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 29 May 2007 15:39:06 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <div class="birds"><img src="http://deviantart.myinternetparadise.com/bird.gif" class="bird01" width="7" height="4"><img src="http://deviantart.myinternetparadise.com/bird.gif" class="bird02" width="6" height="4"><img src="http://deviantart.myinternetparadise.com/bird.gif" class="bird03" width="5" height="3"><img src="http://deviantart.myinternetparadise.com/bird.gif" class="bird04" width="6" height="4"><img src="http://deviantart.myinternetparadise.com/bird.gif" class="bird05" width="7" height="4"></img></img></img></img></img></div><br /><br />OMG, tomorrow I have to get up at 6:00am. That's six in the morning!! <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/faint.gif" width="18" height="17" alt=":faint:" title="I think I've fainted." /><br />
I have to be at work at 9:00am and since I'm not even remotely a morning person, I have to wake up three hours beforehand, so I can get there and be ready and functionable for work. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/o/omg.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":omg:" title="OMG" /><br />
Although, I guess I can't really complain too much as I have to be up at 3:00am on June 2nd or June 3rd, which one, I cannot remember at the moment. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/d/dead.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":dead:" title="Dead (RIP)" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/t/tombstone.gif" width="21" height="25" alt=":tombstone:" title="I'll be your huckleberry!" /><br />
So anyways, I'm about to go to sleep now. Yes, at 4:39pm! Wanna fight about it? <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/m/matrixfight.gif" width="91" height="23" alt=":matrixfight:" title="Do not try and bend the spoon ..." /><br />
<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/l/lmao.gif" width="19" height="21" alt=":lmao:" title="Laughing my ass off!" /> J/K! I'm not a violent person, so I go now. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/w/wave.gif" width="25" height="20" alt=":wave:" title="Hi!" /><br />
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Buh bye, now! <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/blowkiss.gif" width="35" height="21" alt=":blowkiss:" title="Here's a kiss for you, my love!" /><br /><br /><div align="right"><a href="http://www.facebook.com/p/Jeffrey_Bennett/38708848" title="Jeffrey Bennett's Facebook profile"><img src="http://badge.facebook.com/badge/38708848.1079.1866067264.png" alt="Jeffrey Bennett's Facebook profile"></img></a><br />
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                <title>I'm sick!</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 28 May 2007 17:26:26 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <div class="birds"><img src="http://deviantart.myinternetparadise.com/bird.gif" class="bird01" width="7" height="4"><img src="http://deviantart.myinternetparadise.com/bird.gif" class="bird02" width="6" height="4"><img src="http://deviantart.myinternetparadise.com/bird.gif" class="bird03" width="5" height="3"><img src="http://deviantart.myinternetparadise.com/bird.gif" class="bird04" width="6" height="4"><img src="http://deviantart.myinternetparadise.com/bird.gif" class="bird05" width="7" height="4"></img></img></img></img></img></div><br /><br />It's true, I've been getting sick for the past couple of days and this morning, it really hit me hard. Today, I even left work and went to bed because I wasn't feeling well. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/sleep.gif" width="38" height="22" alt=":sleep:" title="Sleep" /><br />
I try not to miss that sort of thing unless I'm really down. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/sick.gif" width="32" height="18" alt=":sick:" title="Sick" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/blownose.gif" width="28" height="20" alt=":blownose:" title="Blow your nose!" /><br />
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Anyways, enough about that. There is good news in all this madness! I'm coming up on my <a href="http://gadgetsguru.deviantart.com/stats/pageviews/">30,000th deviantART pageview</a>. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/biggrin.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":D" title=":D (Big Grin)" /><br />
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<a href="http://gadgetsguru.deviantart.com/journal/11012260/">Creativity challenge</a></div><br />
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                <title>I didn't get my nachos!</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 26 May 2007 08:50:23 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <div class="birds"><img src="http://deviantart.myinternetparadise.com/bird.gif" class="bird01" width="7" height="4"><img src="http://deviantart.myinternetparadise.com/bird.gif" class="bird02" width="6" height="4"><img src="http://deviantart.myinternetparadise.com/bird.gif" class="bird03" width="5" height="3"><img src="http://deviantart.myinternetparadise.com/bird.gif" class="bird04" width="6" height="4"><img src="http://deviantart.myinternetparadise.com/bird.gif" class="bird05" width="7" height="4"></img></img></img></img></img></div><br /><br />Last night, I had a dream where I decided to go to the mall. I hopped in my car and somehow, magically appeared there. I began looking around and found this mysterious restaurant that was hidden by some bushes. I was like ^_^, so I went up to the cashier troll-lady creature and suddenly, there were like a million people there standing in line. I was like "No!", so I got in second place behind some blond girl. No one seemed to care that I cut in front of everybody else, but I should have been like, "Move aside honey! This is <em>my</em> dream, not yours!"<br />
So anyways, the cashier began speaking to the girl in French, and even though the girl didn't know French, she seemed to understand perfectly and responded in English. The cashier creature then began babbling about how she was at Harvard, majoring in 157 different fields. Suddenly, Enya came onto my alarm clock waking me up and the first thing I thought when I woke up was "Damnit, I didn't get my nachos! I couldn't afford them anyways..."<br />
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OK, that's all! <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/w/wave.gif" width="25" height="20" alt=":wave:" title="Hi!" /><br /><br /><div align="right"><a href="http://www.facebook.com/p/Jeffrey_Bennett/38708848" title="Jeffrey Bennett's Facebook profile"><img src="http://badge.facebook.com/badge/38708848.1079.1866067264.png" alt="Jeffrey Bennett's Facebook profile"></img></a><br />
<a href="http://gadgetsguru.deviantart.com/journal/11012260/">Creativity challenge</a></div><br />
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                <title>Night in the Emergency Room</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 24 May 2007 21:54:43 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <div class="birds"><img src="http://deviantart.myinternetparadise.com/bird.gif" class="bird01" width="7" height="4"><img src="http://deviantart.myinternetparadise.com/bird.gif" class="bird02" width="6" height="4"><img src="http://deviantart.myinternetparadise.com/bird.gif" class="bird03" width="5" height="3"><img src="http://deviantart.myinternetparadise.com/bird.gif" class="bird04" width="6" height="4"><img src="http://deviantart.myinternetparadise.com/bird.gif" class="bird05" width="7" height="4"></img></img></img></img></img></div><br /><br />Yesterday, I spent my night in the Emergency Room (ER) of the local hospital. Well, it wasn't me that needed help; it was Steve, my boyfriend. Let me explain: he came over to my house to pick me up so that I could spend my two days off from work with him. After he got to my house, he told me that he wasn't feeling too well. He said that he sneezed before he got there and started seeing "stars" or something like the spots one would see after getting their picture taken with a really bright flash. Anyways, that lasted for about 15 or 20 minutes and all of a sudden, it went away like it had never been there. Everything was back to normal. Well, for a while anyways... We went over to Blockbuster to rent a couple of movies and Steve began to get really disoriented. His speech was beginning to slur, he wasn't able to keep his balance very well, and he was really confused and emotional. It was like he was having a nervous breakdown or a panic attack or something. He said that he felt like he was in a dream and that nothing made sense. Well, we left because he realized that he didn't have his Blockbuster membership card. I was starting to get really scared because I thought he might be having a stroke or something. Well, he called his best friend, Chris and Steve started telling him about what was going on. He just randomly began sobbing and then I <em>knew</em> there was something wrong. He was driving (which I should have been doing from the start), so I got him to pull over and we switched places. I had no idea where I was so I had to get Chris to find me on a map and tell me how to get to the hospital. Well, I was freaking out and I was trying to tell Chris where we were. Fortunately, Steve's car has a digital compass built-in, so I knew which direction we were going; without that, it would've been a lot harder to do. Not to mention, it was the first time I had ever driven his car. After frantically trying to figure out where we were, Chris found us and told me how to get to the hospital. He said that he would meet us there with his boyfriend, Bryn. Anyways, we finally made it to the Emergency Room safe and sound (excuse the oxy-moron) of the hospital where his doctor is at. We signed in and we got in to see them after about 10 minutes (it felt like a lifetime though). They took us into a room and we spoke with a doctor where they scheduled an <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Electrocardiogram">EKG</a>, a <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Catscan">CAT scan</a>, and some blood work just to make sure it wasn't something really serious. Chris said that this might be because of the diet Steve is on. After a while, I calmed down, but I was still worried about Steve. I kept going back into his room to check up on him and make sure he was doing all right. I went into his room one time and a nurse was about to draw some blood. Well, I get <em>really</em> squeamish when it comes to stuff like that and he doesn't deal with needles well at all. He often passes out when he gets a shot or blood drawn. Anyways, he laid down on the bed and the nurse got an IV in case he needed that for the CAT scan so he wouldn't have to get poked twice. Later, he said that she was very good at sticking needles into people because no one had <em>ever</em> been able to get a vein in his right arm. Oh, and he didn't pass out; although, I was there when she stuck the needle into his arm and well, I almost did. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/faint.gif" width="18" height="17" alt=":faint:" title="I think I've fainted." /><br />
Anyways, after he got the CAT scan done, he was dismissed. After all that, he said "screw this diet! I'm getting some pizza!" We went to try to find some pizza and got to a Papa John's. We got up there and they were closed, so we decided to go to Taco Bell instead. We got some "heart-attack on a plate" (no pun intended) and went home.<br />
He made a follow up appointment with his regular doctor for the next day (today) and he had an <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MRI">MRI</a> done. The results are supposed to come out tomorrow, so hopefully everything is OK...<br /><br /><div align="right"><a href="http://www.facebook.com/p/Jeffrey_Bennett/38708848" title="Jeffrey Bennett's Facebook profile"><img src="http://badge.facebook.com/badge/38708848.1079.1866067264.png" alt="Jeffrey Bennett's Facebook profile"></img></a><br />
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                <title>Time off</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 22 May 2007 22:18:29 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <div class="birds"><img src="http://deviantart.myinternetparadise.com/bird.gif" class="bird01" width="7" height="4"><img src="http://deviantart.myinternetparadise.com/bird.gif" class="bird02" width="6" height="4"><img src="http://deviantart.myinternetparadise.com/bird.gif" class="bird03" width="5" height="3"><img src="http://deviantart.myinternetparadise.com/bird.gif" class="bird04" width="6" height="4"><img src="http://deviantart.myinternetparadise.com/bird.gif" class="bird05" width="7" height="4"></img></img></img></img></img></div><br /><br />Well, after working at Wal-Mart for eight days in a row (including the day of <a href="http://gadgetsguru.deviantart.com/journal/12907446/">my 22nd birthday</a>), I finally have two days off: Wednesday and Thursday. I must admit that this break has been much needed since being a cashier at Wally World is harder than I expected it to be. It's not back-breaking by any means; it's just really repetitive. Anyways, tomorrow I am going to sleep in for the first time in, like forever. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/biggrin.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":D" title=":D (Big Grin)" /><br />
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OK, I'm done! <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/blowkiss.gif" width="35" height="21" alt=":blowkiss:" title="Here's a kiss for you, my love!" /><br /><br /><div align="right"><a href="http://www.facebook.com/p/Jeffrey_Bennett/38708848" title="Jeffrey Bennett's Facebook profile"><img src="http://badge.facebook.com/badge/38708848.1079.1866067264.png" alt="Jeffrey Bennett's Facebook profile"></img></a><br />
<a href="http://gadgetsguru.deviantart.com/journal/11012260/">Creativity challenge</a></div><br />
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                <title>Busy, busy, busy!</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2007 21:26:46 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <div class="birds"><img src="http://deviantart.myinternetparadise.com/bird.gif" class="bird01" width="7" height="4"><img src="http://deviantart.myinternetparadise.com/bird.gif" class="bird02" width="6" height="4"><img src="http://deviantart.myinternetparadise.com/bird.gif" class="bird03" width="5" height="3"><img src="http://deviantart.myinternetparadise.com/bird.gif" class="bird04" width="6" height="4"><img src="http://deviantart.myinternetparadise.com/bird.gif" class="bird05" width="7" height="4"></img></img></img></img></img></div><br /><br />OMG, with the start of my new job at <a href="http://gadgetsguru.deviantart.com/journal/12806463/">Wal-Mart</a>, I've just been ridiculously busy lately! I have open scheduling meaning that I go into work whenever they need me (24 hours a day, 7 days a week). Well, within reason of course. Don't get me wrong, I really like the job, but it's pretty demanding on my social life. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/x/xd.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":XD:" title="XD" /><br />
Still, since I started on Tuesday (the day of my orientation), every day that I would get done with my shift, I would just come home and crash. Since I'm not a morning person at all, I've had to schedule my sleep so that I can be up three hours before I get there and functionable (did I just make up a new word?) enough so that I can get my stuff done.<br />
Well, I just wanted to let you guys know that this is the second time (for a total of like 30 minutes) that I've been online in the past week. This means that I probably won't be getting online too much, unfortunately... I need my sleep! <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/sleep.gif" width="38" height="22" alt=":sleep:" title="Sleep" /><br />
Anyways, I will try to get on here every once in a while, but it's probably going to be cut down quite a bit.<br />
Also, there is some really good news too! I've worked about 60 hours since Tuesday, so my first paycheck will be nice and plump! <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/biggrin.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":D" title=":D (Big Grin)" /><br />
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OK, that's all! <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/w/wave.gif" width="25" height="20" alt=":wave:" title="Hi!" /><br /><br /><div align="right"><a href="http://www.facebook.com/p/Jeffrey_Bennett/38708848" title="Jeffrey Bennett's Facebook profile"><img src="http://badge.facebook.com/badge/38708848.1079.1866067264.png" alt="Jeffrey Bennett's Facebook profile"></img></a><br />
<a href="http://gadgetsguru.deviantart.com/journal/11012260/">Creativity challenge</a></div><br />
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                <title>S'mores!</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 13 May 2007 06:36:28 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <div class="birds"><img src="http://deviantart.myinternetparadise.com/bird.gif" class="bird01" width="7" height="4"><img src="http://deviantart.myinternetparadise.com/bird.gif" class="bird02" width="6" height="4"><img src="http://deviantart.myinternetparadise.com/bird.gif" class="bird03" width="5" height="3"><img src="http://deviantart.myinternetparadise.com/bird.gif" class="bird04" width="6" height="4"><img src="http://deviantart.myinternetparadise.com/bird.gif" class="bird05" width="7" height="4"></img></img></img></img></img></div><br /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/e/excited.gif" width="23" height="19" alt=":excited:" title="OMG! I can't contain my excitement!" /> OMG, I just had some S'mores for the first time in my <em>entire</em> life. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/d/drool.gif" width="15" height="18" alt=":drool:" title="Drool" /><blockquote><sup>Take my poll, <a href="http://gadgetsguru.deviantart.com/journal/poll/225997/">Do you like S'mores?</a></sup></blockquote>OK, I'm done. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/biggrin.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":D" title=":D (Big Grin)" /><br /><br /><div align="right"><a href="http://www.facebook.com/p/Jeffrey_Bennett/38708848" title="Jeffrey Bennett's Facebook profile"><img src="http://badge.facebook.com/badge/38708848.1079.1866067264.png" alt="Jeffrey Bennett's Facebook profile"></img></a><br />
<a href="http://gadgetsguru.deviantart.com/journal/11012260/">Creativity challenge</a></div><br />
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                <title>10 days!</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 10 May 2007 04:27:14 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <div class="birds"><img src="http://deviantart.myinternetparadise.com/bird.gif" class="bird01" width="7" height="4"><img src="http://deviantart.myinternetparadise.com/bird.gif" class="bird02" width="6" height="4"><img src="http://deviantart.myinternetparadise.com/bird.gif" class="bird03" width="5" height="3"><img src="http://deviantart.myinternetparadise.com/bird.gif" class="bird04" width="6" height="4"><img src="http://deviantart.myinternetparadise.com/bird.gif" class="bird05" width="7" height="4"></img></img></img></img></img></div><br /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/e/excited.gif" width="23" height="19" alt=":excited:" title="OMG! I can't contain my excitement!" /> That's how long it is until my 22nd birthday (that's May 20th for those in the know). <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/biggrin.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":D" title=":D (Big Grin)" /><br />
<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/p/party.gif" width="50" height="20" alt=":party:" title="Party" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/c/cake.gif" width="32" height="32" alt=":cake:" title="Have your cake and eat it too" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/c/cookie.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":cookie:" title="Cookie" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/m/milk.gif" width="40" height="25" alt=":milk:" title="Milk, which goes quite well with cookies" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/d/dance.gif" width="29" height="21" alt=":dance:" title="Dance!" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/boogie.gif" width="25" height="25" alt=":boogie:" title="Boogie!" /><br />
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<sup>*cough* Money is on my wishlist this year. *cough*<br />
Ya know, to help pay my bills and such. *hint, hint*</sup><br />
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Also, you could always <a href="http://gadgetsguru.deviantart.com/store/">buy my prints</a>! That way, we'll <em>both</em> get something! <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/w/wink.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=";)" title=";) (Wink)" /><br />
<a href="http://gadgetsguru.deviantart.com/store/"><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/buymyprints.gif" width="55" height="15" alt=":buymyprints:" title="Buy My Prints Please" /></a><br />
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Oh, and I almost have 30,000 <a href="http://gadgetsguru.deviantart.com/stats/pageviews/">pageviews</a>, a little more than 1,400 <a href="http://gadgetsguru.deviantart.com/stats/gallery/">deviation favorites</a>. I've left practically 10,000 comments, and I added my <a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/55029308/">120th deviation</a> in <a href="http://gadgetsguru.deviantart.com/gallery/">my art gallery</a>... again. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/x/xd.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":XD:" title="XD" /><br />
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                <title>Wal-Mart</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 10 May 2007 23:45:19 PDT</pubDate>
                
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<a name="original"></a><strong>[Original: Tuesday, May 1, 2007 @ 6:25pm]</strong><br />
Mood: <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/moods/joy/optimism/eager.gif"> Eager<br />
OMG, I just went to my local Wal-Mart store and filled out an application for employment! In the application process, there was a pre-employment assessment test that everyone had to pass before becoming eligible for employment. Well, I have good news: I passed, so in theory, I should be getting a phone call from Wal-Mart soon... <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/m/mwahaha.gif" width="29" height="15" alt=":evillaugh:" title="EVIL Laughter!" /><br />
So anyways, I'm done! <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/w/wave.gif" width="25" height="20" alt=":wave:" title="Hi!" /><br />
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<a name="update1"></a><strong>[Edit #1: Friday, May 4, 2007 @ 3:02pm]</strong><br />
Mood: <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/e/excited.gif" width="23" height="19" alt=":excited:" title="OMG! I can't contain my excitement!" /> Excited<br />
OMG, I just spoke to the Wal-Mart interviewer lady and we scheduled an interview for Monday, May 7th at 3:00pm! <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/d/dance.gif" width="29" height="21" alt=":dance:" title="Dance!" /><br />
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<a name="update2"></a><strong>[Edit #2: Monday, May 7, 2007 @ 11:32pm]</strong><br />
Mood: <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/moods/joy/optimism/eager.gif"> Eager<br />
Today at 3:00pm, I went to down to Wal-Mart for my job interview. I was as nervous as a porcupine in a balloon factory, but I tried to relax so that I wouldn't be so jittery. I went into the first [of three] interviews and I was drilled by an assistant manager. He was a really nice guy and he seemed to like me. The first one went much better than I expected, so I became really optimistic about getting a job there! Well, until I was told I had another interview... <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/x/xd.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":XD:" title="XD" /><br />
I have to admit this made me even more nervous than I was for the first interview, but I went out to the waiting area and began to relax again. Shortly afterwards, I went into the second interview; this one didn't turn out as well as I would have liked, but it did turn out well enough for me to be [officially] offered a position at Wal-Mart! <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/e/excited.gif" width="23" height="19" alt=":excited:" title="OMG! I can't contain my excitement!" /><br />
After that part was over, I spoke to the co-manager (who helps manage a team of like 450 employees). OMG, he was awesome! He seemed like such a fun person to work for! So anyways, he told me about Wal-Mart's policies, that it's a drug-free workplace, that it's an equal opportunity employer, etc.<br />
I was told that my offer would be revoked if I didn't pass a background check and a drug test and I had to get those done before I could start. After all three interviews were finished, I left Wal-Mart and I went down to the local clinic place where got my drug test done. I know that passed because I've <em>never</em> done illegal drugs - only prescription and I haven't been on any of that since May 5, 2004. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/l/lol.gif" width="15" height="15... ]]></description>
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                <title>Canon Digital Rebel XTi</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 26 Apr 2007 12:21:34 PDT</pubDate>
                
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I can't contain my excitement!" /></p><br /><p>I went downtown earlier in <a href="http://gadgetsguru.deviantart.com/journal/12463623/">my car</a> (which is now in working condition) and I went to 16th Street Mall where I splurged and purchased a brand-new [black] <a href="http://www.dpreview.com/reviews/specs/Canon/canon_eos400d.asp">Canon Digital Rebel XTi</a>! <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/c/camera.gif" width="15" height="20" alt=":camera:" title="Camera" /></p><br /><p>I got this camera because even though my old camera (<a href="http://www.dpreview.com/reviews/specs/Canon/canon_g3.asp">Canon PowerShot G3</a>) was a fantastic piece of equipment, I felt (along with several different professional photographers) that I've outgrown it and needed a better one to let my talent and creativity flourish.</p><br /><p>Anyways, I also got a <a href="http://www.lexar.com/digfilm/cf_pro.html">4GB Lexar Professional CompactFlash card</a> since I know my 1GB, 256MB, and two 32MB CompactFlash cards won't hold as many pictures as I'd like. So now, I have a total of ~5,440MB of storage (or about 584 pictures at RAW format).</p><br /><p>It cost me like $1,300, but it is <em>sooo</em> worth it!!</p><br /><p>Anyways, I just wanted to share my joy! <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/d/dance.gif" width="29" height="21" alt=":dance:" title="Dance!" /></p><br /><p>Â </p><br /><p>P.S. I will be adding a journal about my trip to <a href="http://gadgetsguru.deviantart.com/journal/12592365/">CancÃºn, MÃ©xico</a> when I finish writing it (it's going to be a really long one).</p><br /><br /><div class="heading">Shameless self-promotion</div><br /><br /><p>Below are some of my favorite personal works:</p><br /><br /><div class="thumbs"><br /><br /><div class="thumb"><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/80580185/"><img src="http://th08.deviantart.com/fs36/150/f/2008/281/8/6/86c9fe5aca84f3f927f65417268e55fb.jpg" width="150" height="109" /></a></span></spa... ]]></description>
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                <title>Cancún, México</title>
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<a name="original"></a><strong>[Original: Saturday, April 14, 2007 @ 12:38pm]</strong><br />
Mood: <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/moods/joy/zest.gif"> Zest<br />
<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/e/excited.gif" width="23" height="19" alt=":excited:" title="OMG! I can't contain my excitement!" /> On Tuesday, I leave for my week-long vacation, so this will probably be my last journal until I come back. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/biggrin.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":D" title=":D (Big Grin)" /><br />
Have a great week everybody!! <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/w/wave.gif" width="25" height="20" alt=":wave:" title="Hi!" /><br />
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<a name="update1"></a><strong>[Edit #1: Tuesday, April 17, 2007 @ 1:52am]</strong><br />
Mood: <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/moods/surprise/amazed/stunned.gif"> Stunned<br />
OMG, I went shopping for some clothes and stuff for my trip and I just realized that I spent about $500 on clothes, and other random miscellaneous paraphernalia just today. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/faint.gif" width="18" height="17" alt=":faint:" title="I think I've fainted." /><br />
Although, I suppose a big chunk of that has to do with my new $200 <a href="http://www.armaniexchange.com/">Armani</a> outfit that I fell in love with and just <em>had</em> to get. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/l/love.gif" width="23" height="16" alt=":love:" title="Love" /> It's perfect for the beach, and ooh, damn! <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/g/giggle.gif" width="17" height="15" alt=":giggle:" title="Giggle" /><br />
Pictures will be taken! <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/c/camera.gif" width="15" height="20" alt=":camera:" title="Camera" /><br />
So anyways, I've been packing my suitcase full of my stuff and I decided to stay up until we leave for the airport since I would've needed to get up at 3:00am anyways (a little over one hour from now). That's just torture getting up that early!! <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/p/paranoid.gif" width="23" height="15" alt=":paranoid:" title="They're all out to get me..." /> It should be illegal to get up earlier than 8:00am. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/x/xd.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":XD:" title="XD" /> Plus, I am not a morning person at all, so anyways. OK, I'm starting to ramble and I have laundry to finish. I will add many such photos of México upon my return! <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/w/wave.gif" width="25" height="20" alt=":wave:" title="Hi!" /><br />
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P.S. I forgot to mention that I highlighted my hair again! <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/d/dance.gif" width="29" height="21" alt=":dance:" title="Dance!" /> It's nice. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/n/nod.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":nod:" title="Nod" /><br />
Oh, and I've been going to a tanning salon thingy (first time ever). <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/biggrin.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":D" title=":D (Big Grin)" /><br />
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                <title>Mmm... Chocolate cake...</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 12 Apr 2007 23:27:36 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <div class="birds"><img src="http://deviantart.myinternetparadise.com/bird.gif" class="bird01" width="7" height="4"><img src="http://deviantart.myinternetparadise.com/bird.gif" class="bird02" width="6" height="4"><img src="http://deviantart.myinternetparadise.com/bird.gif" class="bird03" width="5" height="3"><img src="http://deviantart.myinternetparadise.com/bird.gif" class="bird04" width="6" height="4"><img src="http://deviantart.myinternetparadise.com/bird.gif" class="bird05" width="7" height="4"></img></img></img></img></img></div><br /><br />Yum! I'm having some Pepperidge Farm "Fudge Stripe 3-Layer Cake" and OMG! Can anyone say "mouthgasm"? <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/d/drool.gif" width="15" height="18" alt=":drool:" title="Drool" /><br />
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And yes, it is midnight. Leave me to indulge!<br />
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OK, I'm done! <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/c/cake.gif" width="32" height="32" alt=":cake:" title="Have your cake and eat it too" /><br />
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