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SECTION A: General Information

Name: Joseph Santee
Age: 17

1. Are you an orphan?
_Yes
X No
_No, but my father is dead.
_No, but my mother is dead.
_No, but my family hates me.

2. Check one:
X Male
_Female
_Hard to tell

(If you selected female, skip the following question.)

3. Do you have amazing latent ninja powers?
X Yes
_No
_I’m not sure.

(If you are unsure, we will be willing to provide a free examination.)

4. Would you like to have a mentor/father figure?
X Yes
_No, I’m too aloof, cynical and/or untrusting.
_No thanks, I don’t really need one.
_I’ll take several, please!

5. Are you possessed?
_Yes (select one)
_fox demon
_sand demon
_Orochimaru tattoo on shoulder
_temporarily possession by Ino
_unidentified
X No
_No, but my friends think I am.
_No, my eyes are like this naturally.
_I possess others!

6. Do you have spiky hair?
_Yes
X No
_I don’t have hair.

SECTION B: Specific Information
This section is designed to see if your personality is compatible with the Way of the Ninja. Your answers may also affect your village placement.

1. What is your reason for existence? (Select all that apply.)
_Revenge.
_Ramen.
_Killing everyone.
_Being creepy.
_Being a love interest.
_I live for ______(name)!
_HOKAGE!!! (Becoming one, that is…not the actual Hokage.)
_I live purely to annoy everyone.
_Taking over ______(place).
_I’m not telling.
_I have great hair.
_The team needed a third person.
_The team needed a token girl member.
_Training orphaned ninjas.
_Swathing myself in bandages.
_To defeat ______(name)!
_Angst.
X To become strong.
_For people to make fun of my eyebrows/lack of eyebrows.
_They needed a replacement referee.
_Attracting more female/male viewers.
_How should I know!?
X Someone needed a rival.
X Wielding large weaponry.
_Recreational puppetry.
_Wearing fishnet.
_Wait, I need a reason?
_Saying “chou” a lot.
_The main characters needed someone to defeat.
_SASUKE-KUUUUUN!!!
X Food.
_Porn.
_Sasuke porn.
_Reasons are too much trouble.
_Getting killed, apparently.
_Wearing ungodly amounts of mascara.
X To explain, during pauses in battle, what a more important character has just done.
_They needed a 20th person for the reaction shot.
X Yelling others’ names.
_If I were to die, who would take care of my pet(s)?
_Cough syrup tastes good.
_I can’t die until I find my eyebrows!
_To have a manga named after me.
_There is no reason.

2. What are your hobbies? (Select all that apply.)
X Training.
X Training others.
X Fighting.
_Killing.
X Spying.
X Eating.
X Eating ramen.
_Arranging flowers.
X Reading porn.
_Writing porn.
X Researching porn.
_Being perpetually ill.
_Plotting revenge.
_Frolicking with animals/bugs.
_Doing my hair.
_Stalking Sasuke.
_Strapping strange objects to my back.
_Recreational puppetry.
_Acupuncture.
_Frowning.
_Glaring.
X Playing board games.
_Collecting cow-themed ninja wear.
_Transforming into a naked chick.
_Invading other villages.
X Giant swords.
X Giant fans.
_Medicine.
X Having flashbacks.
_Crashing through windows.
_Chewing on a stick.
X Psychology.
_Makeup.
_nail polish
_face paint
_mascara
_lipstick
_Pessimism.
X Pissing others off.
_Swallowing inanimate objects that should not be swallowed.
_Sleeping.
_Losing.

3. Which of the following weapons would you include in your ninja arsenal? (Select all that apply. Abilities with * are heavily restricted, and you may not qualify.)
_Kunai. (Duh.)
X Sword, curved.
X Sword, giant.
_Scythe, small.
_Shuriken, small.
X Shuriken, frickin’ huge.
X Senbon (needles), plain.
_Senbon (needles), with bells.
X Sharingan.*
X Byakugan.*
_My teeth.
X A big stick.
_Leprosy.
X Animate sands of death!*
X Icy mirrors of death!*
_Giant fan of death!
_Bugs of death!*
_A life-size puppet. Of death!
_Entering the opponent’s brain.* Of…wait.
_My pet(s).
_Sound itself!! (Note: Those assigned to Sound only.)
_My shadow.*
X Hand gestures, seals.
X Hand gestures, impolite.
X Lots of copies of me.
_Hallucinations.
_Infectious cough.
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British
[x] You drink a lot of tea.
[ ] You know what a brolly is.
[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[ ] You wanted Ben to win X Factor.
[x] You use the word "bugger" or the phrase "bloody hell."
[x] Fish and Chips are yummy.
[x] You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
[ ] you have been called emo
[ ] You wear flip flops all year.
[ ] Its football...not soccer.
Total:4

Australian
[ ] You call flipflops thongs not flip flops.
[x] You love a backyard barbie.
[x] You know a barbie is not a doll.
[ ] You love the beach.
[x] Sometimes you swear without realizing.
[ ] You're a sports fanatic.
[ ] You are tanned.
[ ] You're a bit of a bogan.
[ ] You have an australian something
Total:3

Italian
[x] The Sopranos is a great show.
[ ] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[ ] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[x] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[x] You know Italian songs.
[ ] You have dark hair and dark eye color.
[ ] You speak some Italian.
[x] You are under 5'10''
[ ] You know what a Italian horn is
[x] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world!!!
[ ] You talk with your hands.
Total: 5

Spanish
[ ] You say member instead of Remember.
[x] You speak some Spanish. (corrected a typo here ^_^)
[x] You like tacos.
[ ] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr.
[ ] You are dark skinned.
[x] You know what a Puta is.
[x] You talk fast occasionally.
[ ] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[ ] You know what platanos are.
Total:4

Russian
[ ] You say villian as: Vee-lon.
[x] You get short tempered.
[ ] You know of somebody named Natasha.
[x] You get cold easily.
[ ] Rain is fun for you.
[ ] You get into contests all the time.
[x] You can easily make do with the cold weather.
Total:3

Irish
[ ] You think beer is the best.
[ ] You have a bad temper.
[ ] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y.
[x] You have blue or green eyes.
[ ] You like the color green.
[ ] You have been to a st. patty's day party.
[ ] You have a family member from Ireland.
[ ] You have blonde hair.
[ ] You have/had freckles.
[ ] Your family get togethers always include drinking and singing.
Total:1 (Not Irish...)

African American
[ ] You say nigga/nukka casually
[ ] You have nappy hair.
[ ] You like rap.
[ ] You know how to shoot a gun
[x] You think President George Walker Bush is racist.
[x] You like chicken.
[x] You like watermelon.
[x] You can dance.
[ ] You can 'sing' gospel.
Total:4

Asian
[ ] You have slanty/small eyes.
[x] You like rice a lot.
[ ] You are good at math.
[ ] You have played the piano.
[ ] You have family from Asia.
[x] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[ ] Most people think you're chinese.
[ ] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[ ] You go to Baulko.
Total:2

German
[x] You like bread.
[x] You think German Chocolate is good.
[ ] You Speak some German.
[x] You know what Schnitzel is.
[ ] You hate it when stupid people call you a Nazi.
[x] You went to Pre-school.
[x] You're over 5'2
Total:5

Canadian
[ ] You like/play/played hockey.
[ ] You love beer.
[ ] You say eh.
[x] You know what poutine is.
[x] You speak some french.
[x] You love Tim Horton's.
[ ] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[ ] You watch/watched degrassi
Total:3

American
[ ] You hate foreigners.
[ ] You hate non - Christians.
[ ] You're lazy.
[ ] You are not cultured.
[ ] You hate abortion.
[ ] But love the death penalty.
[ ] You don't read.
[ ] You shop at walmart.
[ ] You think this survey is rather biased.
Total:0 (HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA(hack sputter cough)HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! XD)

Polish
[ ] You know what Wawel is
[ ] You like jokes about other countries and about your authorities
[ ] You are stubborn like mule
[ ] You claim that vodka is Polish not Russian
[ ] You KNOW that Polish girls are the most beautiful.
[ ] For you Chicago is the biggest Polish city
[x] You swear too often
Total:1

...Well, this was fun! I'm honestly surprised at the results, since I live in the U.S., but don't fit the criteria on the Quiz. I got a ZERO on the American portion, for crying out loud!!!!!!!
A FUCKING ZERO!

...all the other sections were predictable, though.

Anyone else wanna do this?

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Rules:
Go to [link] and type in your answers to the following questions.
Post the first definition it gives you.
Tag 3 people.

1.) Your name:Joseph

An Unstoppable man who kills anyone in his way he is awesome
You just got Joseph'd

My Thoughts: WOOT! Ego is Over 9000!

2.) Your age: 17

The right age to start having sex, according to Chef on South Park
Chef: "The right time to start having sex is 17."
Sheila: "So you mean 17 as long as you're in love?"
Chef: "Nope, just 17."
Gerald: "But what if you're not ready at 17?"
Chef: "17, you're ready."

My thoughts: ZOMG DOUBLE WOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!


3.) What should you be doing: Something Cool.

Something Cool isn't definable.

My Thoughts: Exactly.


4.) Favorite color: Red

1) a communist
2) CCC tablet (Coricidin, OTC anti-tussive medicine)
1) "You reds!"
2) "He passed out on 48 reds (!)"

My Thoughts: Hehe. Drugs.

5.) Birthplace: Portland, Maine

1. A city in the northern part of Oregon, One of the only cool places in Oregon (unless you love nature) and one of the few cool places in the Northwest. It's a small city that has a good atmosphere and nice people. It ain't no mother fucking New York City but it still rules.

2. Portland, Maine
1. The City of Roses, PDX, Bridgetown, USA
2. Not as good as Portland, Oregon.

My Thoughts: Pissants. Saying Portland, Maine isn't as good as Portland, Oregon...

Sadly, I agree. Portland, Maine SUCKS BALLS!

Thank god I live near Rockland, far away from the 'Tards in Portland...


6.) Month of your birth: July

A month when mostly the hottest girls are born
That girls so hot she must be born in July

My Thoughts: Oh, looks like I need to hunt for some SEXY GIRLS, then!


7.) Last person you talked to: My Sister, Jasmine

Your sister is the girl that will always be there for you and may save you one day, wether you know it or not. your sister may or may not be related to you and could just be an amazing friend, but either way your sister is always slow to judge and quick to forgive. she will always love you, she might just hide it from you.

My thoughts: SO TRUE! I LOVE MY SISTER!

8.) One of your nicknames: Josef

a pagan way of spelling Joseph. Usually scandinavian, german or russian

also the most awesome, coolest, godlike person ever
i saw Josef the other day
did you?
*lightning strikes him*
you didnt bow down before saying my name BITCHES!!
die you stupid shauna heads!!

My ego is now OVER 9000 + INFINITY!

I tag my sister Jasmine, My cousin Jeremy, and one of my commentees Fairy-red-hime!

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