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                <title>Update.</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 23 Dec 2008 16:52:50 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I'm going to update more often.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~genfguy</author>
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                <title>I'm back</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 05 Nov 2007 12:45:16 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I cut off my web connexion in my room awile ago because I was spending too much time online and I realised there's a REAL WORLD OUT THERE.<br />
<br />
But I still came back to update my Devart and try to update a tad bit more regularily. <br />
<br />
Hey Tedd's how's ya doin'.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Using Deviantart</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 12 Oct 2006 22:11:10 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ André D. Chapatte<br />
Section 2D EAA<br />
<br />
Mme Nolin<br />
<br />
Ici attachée sont des illustrations que je proposes pour des recettes au chanterelles.<br />
Mon concept est basé sur le fait que les magazines culinaires on beaucoup trop dimages extrêmement chargées. Mon illustration va par sa simplicité attirer attention sur les recettes au Champignons. Limage des nouilles vers le vas de lillustration va donner faim au lecteur par son alléchante fumée, basée sur le concept des sangliers fumant dans Astérix et Obélix.<br />
<br />
Mes salutations les plus respectueuses.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Webcomic!</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 30 Jun 2006 12:21:42 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Me and Tedd have started a webcomic.<br />
<br />
It's starting off slow and shitty, but if you give us enough time we'll probably get something totaly AWESOME going. <br />
<br />
<a href="http://www.glareallyouwant.com">[link]</a><br />
<br />
Now please visit, e-mail, and maybe like join the forums or something. ]]></description>
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                <title>Berlin</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 17 Apr 2006 05:21:18 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I'm leaving for Yurop's art capital for a few days. Once I get back I'm hopping I'll upload some fancy-pantsy shit.<br />
<br />
Now, I KNOW I'm starting to seem like one of those cunts that just stick around deviantart because they're social whore, but believe me. I'm not. I WILL upload something soon. Like, when I get back. Seriously. You can trust me. Take my hand. <br />
<br />
...<br />
<br />
Beer is cheaper than water in Berlin, it's time to get wasted and visit contemporary art museums with gusto! ]]></description>
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                <title>Avatar.</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 05 Mar 2006 23:35:08 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I liked your concept. <br />
So I stole it and raped it to become something completely retarded.<br />
But who cares? We're on the Net of Inter. ]]></description>
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                <title>Je voles! JE VOLES!</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 06 Feb 2006 13:39:28 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ f I were a month I would be: October. Time for the beer festival.<br />
If I were a day of the week I would be: Wednesday. The often forgotten oasis of the week.<br />
If I were a time of day I would be: 10pm to 1am. Insomnia's tasty. <br />
If I were a planet I would be: Pluto. Concidered a planet in the past, but now thought as a "larger meteor" by most scientists.<br />
If I were a animal I would be: A clown.<br />
If I were a direction I would be: Right. <br />
If I were a piece of furniture I would be: An old poof found in a dumpster in Basel.<br />
If I were a historical figure I would be: Some old guy who probably was around when Buddha was growing up. Maybe. Okay, I dunno.<br />
If I were a liquid I would be: Mercury. I'll make you go crazy, and as an added bonus, I'm highly cancerous.<br />
If I were a tree I would be: Pine<br />
If I were a flower/plant I would be: Canabis.<br />
If I were a kind of weather I would be: Foggy. <br />
If I were a musical instrument I would be: A bar table. <br />
If I were an emotion I would be: Hatred and love at the very same fucking instant.<br />
If I were a color I would be: Green.<br />
If I were a vegetable I would be: 'Tader?<br />
If I were a sound I would be: A halting train in the distance while Psilocybe is running hot in my blood.<br />
If I were an element I would be: Ice.<br />
If I were a car I would be: Your first car. (You know, the one you totalled in a few moths?)<br />
If I were a song I would be: "All I realy want to do" by Bobby Dylan.<br />
If I were a movie I would be directed by: Some film student with a drug addiction.<br />
If I were a book I would be written by: Some high-school student with drug probleme AND a slight case of anorexia.<br />
If I were a food I would be: NOODLES. ]]></description>
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                <title>Broken Hand Is Not Good Excuse.</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 17 Jan 2006 04:38:40 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ That's it.<br />
That is fucking it.<br />
Once I get this cast off my hand I'm going to draw shit into oblivion. Because I JUST CAN'T TAKE NOT BEEING ABLE TO DRAW ANYMORE.<br />
<br />
Next week, I'm updating like a crackwhore on heroin. ]]></description>
                <author>~genfguy</author>
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                <title>Whoah.</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 03 Nov 2005 02:49:40 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ A chicken comes up to an orangutang and says: "Wassup Nigga! How's about we'z smoke dis J and go find us some biatches!"<br />
What does the ape answer? ]]></description>
                <author>~genfguy</author>
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                <title>Whauh.</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 24 Oct 2005 03:47:54 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ A chicken comes to a orangutan and says: "zOMG STOP PWNING MY EGGORZ!!!1"<br />
What does the ape anwer? ]]></description>
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                <title>Mein Gott</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 20 Oct 2005 12:29:56 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Holy SHIT. That new Devi-ID looks absolutely hideous.<br />
It's like a huge spooge of uglyness right on my main page.<br />
...<br />
WHAT CAN I DO?! ]]></description>
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                <title>omg</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 28 Sep 2005 10:20:21 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I just turned 17 today.<br />
I need to update my Devi-ID.<br />
Also, I am getting old. ]]></description>
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                <title>Art trade?</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 22 Sep 2005 23:13:51 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Anyone wanna do an art trade with me?<br />
I'll draw their characters in a shitty manner and you draw mine well?<br />
...<br />
(Maybe I can actually get away with this one.)<br />
<br />
On another note, IT'S FRIDAY.<br />
<br />
Why do I like fridays? Because after the day it's the WEEKEND. <br />
Why do I like the weekend? Because I can do almost anything I want durring the weekend, including sleep in late.<br />
<br />
On yet ANOTHER ntoe, my Birthday is on Wednesday.<br />
<br />
I'm gonna be 17 if you can't count.<br />
I'm starting to get creeped out, 'cos my youth is SLIPING AWAY FROM ME LIKE WATER IN THE PALM OF MY HAND!!!<br />
Seriously, next year I'll be 18. I'll be AN ADULT. Meaning I'll be responsible for all the dumb stunts I do! WHO THE HELL IS GONNA TAKE THE BLAME THEN HUH?!<br />
<br />
I mean, what if I drive my car off a cliff and it crushes some old lady's house? Who's gonna pay for my car?<br />
Will YOU? I think not.<br />
<br />
...<br />
<br />
I need to calm down. ]]></description>
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                <title>Oooooow...</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 09 Sep 2005 08:00:34 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I just got my wisdom teeth yanked out today.<br />
And I look like Lewey fscking armstrong.<br />
...<br />
It hurts. ]]></description>
                <author>~genfguy</author>
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                <title>Whauh.</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 05 Sep 2005 04:31:45 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ You know that 'er "Tsi Di Boom Tsoin Tsoin" deviation right?<br />
<br />
Well, lemme tell you something.<br />
<br />
That thing was made durring ArtAir, an event where artist from all around Geneva come to paint out a certain areas of the town, and once their piece(s) are finnished they give them in for them to be sold/auctioned off the next day. The money then goes to "Action Innocence", an Anti Internet Pedofile organisation. (They pretty much go to schools and teach your kids how they're suposed to act on the internet, you know, not go to meet people you've met online or send your adress or shit like that.) <br />
There's 3 categorys of painting, the prise winners, that are auctioned off, the better ones wich are sold for 300 SFr, and the others that are sold for 100SFr.<br />
Now, mine of course was sold off in the 100SFr category, but the interesting thing is that the guy who ended up buying it was they guy who was doing the auction, a certain mister Valdieu from the Christi auction house! One of the biggest auction houses in the world!<br />
He didn't only buy it, he fucking reserved it before the expo even started! (Meaning I didn't have my piece exposed, wich was a bit lame, but still! A guy from Christi!)<br />
<br />
...<br />
<br />
I guess that makes me a fancy pants Arh-Teest now doesn't it?<br />
DOESN'T IT?!?!<br />
<br />
...<br />
<br />
I can allready tell that no one is going to post a coment on this one.<br />
<br />
I mean, it's just some young shit talking about how his first canvas got bought by some guy.<br />
Whoop-Dee-Doo. >_< <br />
<br />
ANYWAY.<br />
<br />
Katrina sucks. <br />
I hope my family is doing allright down there. ]]></description>
                <author>~genfguy</author>
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                <title>I'm Back! (The Attack)</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 29 Aug 2005 10:23:44 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I'm back in school.<br />
Whoop-Dee-Doodle-Di-Doo. <br />
Meaning now I get a Mac-G5 computer all to myself while working back over there. And I'm most likely going to be working on some hardass, but badass projects. I'm also gonna drag my gamecube over to the class and, given I can find a small 'Cube Screen, I'll be able to play along with people over there durring lunch and breaks. <br />
<br />
Hurrah! <br />
Mind you, I now have 42 hours weeks. <br />
... Christ, that's alot of hours. When the hell am I going to sleep?! <br />
...<br />
Mwah, I'll sleep when I'm dead. ]]></description>
                <author>~genfguy</author>
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                <title>Critisisme.</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 13 Aug 2005 18:04:40 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I've noticed something recently. <br />
<br />
People on deviantart seem to be afraid to tell people flaws in their work. They seem to be afraid to tell people if they don't like a certain piece. Or even if they just think it isn't as good as the rest. <br />
<br />
I just want to note that with my crap, you're free to say WHATEVER the hell you want. <br />
If you say it's bad, I'll ask you why and love you for telling me. <br />
Seriously, I know my work is flawed. I'm just an amature. But I can't allways see the mistakes in perspective, color, or even spelling.<br />
<br />
So please, if you see something in my pictures that bugs you, or if you just think it sucks, SAY IT. <br />
<br />
I won't think you're some sort of killjoy, and you won't be shattering my dreams of beeing a cartoonist eventually.<br />
<br />
(Just do me a favor and don't say: "It's SHIT.". Say, "I think it's SHIT.". Thank you.)<br />
<br />
Also,  <br />
<br />
SHE WEARS AND EGYPTIAN RING THAT SPARKLES BEFORE SHE SPEAKS! ]]></description>
                <author>~genfguy</author>
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                <title>De retour.</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 07 Aug 2005 07:10:51 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ For those of you who have noticed my recent awayness, (Meaning maybe Tedd... and Cmack, wait, no. Just Tedd.) <br />
I'm back! With a bundle of sketches that I might juts put up if I'm assed enough to do so!<br />
Damn, 3 weeks withtout even TOUCHING a computer, I'm out of tune. Using this 'er keyboard seems alot harder than it used to be. (I'm probably making a shitload of typos.)<br />
<br />
I'm jetlaged as fuck too! Meaning that getting up to work tomororw will be very hard indeed! I'm not sure beeing half concious is the best state to handle a lawnmower or a weed killer or whatever. <br />
<br />
I also looked into the Ringling school of art and design while I was off in FL, and I'm pretty much decided to go there once my three years of multemedia conception are done. <br />
<br />
But no one has even heard of that school, or even cares right? Haha. <br />
<br />
On another note, American prices are low, but American cars are BIG.<br />
WAY too big. <br />
Why would an old lady need a fucking pickup truck anyway? It's not like she needs a half ton vehicle to lug her wrickled carcass around the state now does she? And what is up with those SUVs?! I thought that it was only a few people that owned them, but then when I got there I realised that about a third of the cars on the road where these massive bahemoths! What the fuck?!<br />
<br />
And lastly, Adult Swim is awesome. I pretty much watched it everynight I was there, and besides Inuyasha and Samurai Champloo, (Seen all of the champloos, but not really willing to see them dubed.) everything was fantastic. ('Specially ATHF.) <br />
<br />
Shit, I actually made a decently sized post in my journal, I guess beeing stuck in a flying metal tube for 16 hours really makes you want to do something else besides retain yourself from vomiting the microwaved pizza they serve you. <br />
<br />
A plus. ]]></description>
                <author>~genfguy</author>
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                <title>Key words.</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 09 May 2005 10:33:21 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ You know you have to type in some key  word(s) at end of each deveation  submision in order to get the cursed  thing to work?<br />
I've found that thing so god damned  tedeous, that I've decided to put  anything that goes through my head.<br />
<br />
THRILLING IS IT NOT?<br />
<br />
Boring bullshit aside, I'm pretty much  just writing this crap down to update  my damn journal.<br />
<br />
Seriously, I hate doing this.<br />
<br />
I mean, I don't WANT to impose all the  random and random crap that goes  through my life.<br />
<br />
I mean, what do YOU care if I, got  shot/took hard drugs/ killed an old  woman, today. <br />
<br />
I mean come on.<br />
COME ON!!!1 <br />
<br />
(On a side note, I've never been shot  or taken hard drugs.) ]]></description>
                <author>~genfguy</author>
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                <title>Another one of those crappy quizes. Read it and vo</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 01 Mar 2005 09:54:59 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:<br />
<br />
1.  André<br />
2.  Chapatte<br />
3.  Middle name. (Confidential, all  those who allready know it will die  soon enough.)<br />
<br />
THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU'VE HAD<br />
<br />
1.  D-Cube<br />
2.  Genfguy<br />
3.  ADC<br />
<br />
THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT  YOURSELF<br />
<br />
1.  My wang. (Who the fuck DOESN'T like  it?!)<br />
2.  My eyes.<br />
3.  My hands. (Without them, I'd be a  useless piece of meat.)<br />
<br />
THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU DON'T LIKE  ABOUT YOURSELF<br />
<br />
1.  My whispy facial hair.<br />
2.  My... whispy facial hair.<br />
3.  My facial hair. (I want the fucker  to be thick dammit!)<br />
<br />
THREE PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE<br />
<br />
1. 50% Swiss.<br />
2. 25% Irish.<br />
3. 25% English and Welsh.<br />
<br />
THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU<br />
<br />
1.  Ghosts.<br />
2.  Lightining.<br />
3.  Empty snack drawer. <br />
<br />
THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS<br />
<br />
1.  Sketchbook. <br />
2.  Pencil.<br />
3.  Eraser. <br />
<br />
THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW<br />
<br />
1. Cheap C&A pants that date back from  the 7th grade.<br />
2. Glasses.<br />
3. Watch.<br />
<br />
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS/MUSICAL  ARTISTS<br />
<br />
1.  Rage Against The Machine.<br />
2.  Muse.<br />
3.  Rumplestitchkin.<br />
<br />
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE SONGS<br />
<br />
1. Map Of Your Head- Muse<br />
2. Mic Check- RATM<br />
3.  Let's Get High- Lenny Kravitz.  (Before he became crappy.)<br />
<br />
THREE NEW THINGS YOU WANT TO TRY IN THE  NEXT 12 MONTHS<br />
<br />
1. ********. (PM me to find out.)<br />
2. *** (Three letter word. Figure it  out.)<br />
3.  Making a graph'. <br />
<br />
THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP<br />
<br />
1.  Laughs.<br />
2.  Trust.<br />
3.  Sex. (I had to say it.)<br />
<br />
TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE<br />
<br />
1.  I ate my first whole hamburger at  10 months old.<br />
2.  I once vomited in the middle of the  street in London. <br />
3.  I'm actually a hideous space alien  bent on making the gamming industry  suck.<br />
<br />
THREE THINGS ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX  THAT APPEAL TO YOU<br />
<br />
1.  Humour. <br />
2.  Brains. <br />
3.  Good looking eyes. (Seriously, eyes  count a fuckload for me.)<br />
<br />
<br />
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES<br />
<br />
1. Drawing. <br />
2. Reading. (Comics generally, but a  good book works well too.)<br />
3. <br />
<br />
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY  BADLY RIGHT NOW<br />
<br />
1. Brutaly murder a certain right wing  president that makes us Americans  living offland look like shit. <br />
2. Kill the guys who where in charge of  making StarFox Assault. (You fuckers  RUINED it.)<br />
3. Drag Chistan Blöcher out into the  street in fine lingerie and have him  humiliated,<br />
<br />
THREE CAREERS YOU'RE CONSIDERING<br />
<br />
1. Cartooning. <br />
2. Animation.<br />
3. Illustrator. <br />
<br />
THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION<br />
<br />
1. Amsterdam.<br />
2. Australia.<br />
3. Japan.<br />
<br />
THREE KID'S NAMES<br />
<br />
1. Zachary. <br />
2. Bob.<br />
3. Jones.<br />
<br />
THREE THINGS TO DO BEFORE I DIE<br />
<br />
1. Make a decent comic.<br />
2. Make a decent cartoon. <br />
3. *Bleep.*<br />
<br />
THREE WAYS I'M A STEREOTYPICAL GIRL<br />
<br />
1. Wha?<br />
2. I'm not a girl.<br />
3. So go away.<br />
<br />
THREE WAYS I'M STEREOTYPICALLY A BOY<br />
<br />
1. I like pornography. <br />
2. I have a deep voice. <br />
3. My room is blue. <br />
<br />
THREE CELEB CRUSHES<br />
<br />
1. Celebrities have never really  interested me. <br />
2. So there.<br />
3. Look at the next question.<br />
<br />
THREE PEOPLE WHO HAVE TO TAKE THIS QUIZ<br />
<br />
1. Santa Claus.<br />
2. Various members of the Rael cult.  (Or their clones.)<br />
3. Ben Aflek.<br />
<br />
<br />
NUMBER TWO GO<br />
<br />
15 Years Ago, I:<br />
1. Had allready eaten my first entire  hamburger.<br />
2. Was still comunicating by making  high pitched squeels.<br />
3. Still had a chance of beeing the  next great mind of our century.<br />
4. Was pretty bored.<br />
5. Was very small in size.<br />
<br />
<br />
10 Years Ago, I:<br />
1.  Was a hyperactive kid bent on  destroying alot of fragile objects  around me.<br />
2.  Had a stuffed animal named "Foxy  Fox" and "Squirly Squirl".<br />
3. Was the same ag as Calvin.<br />
4. Beat my mom on the head with a book  when she had a migraine. <br />
5.  Loved comics allready.<br />
<br />
5 Years Ago, I:<br />
1. Was a fucking pokemon genius.<br />
2. Could beat anyone with my pokemon  card deck.<br />
3. Got all 150 pokemon on the blue  version.<br />
4. Boosted an unstoppable 100 lvl team  of pokemon.<br />
5. Frontflipped of a tree stump and  landed on my feet. <br />
<br />
<br />
3 Years Ago, I:<br />
1. Just became a teenager.<br />
2. Spent alot of time imitating  "Kevin".<br />
3. Was in 8th grade.  <br />
4. Was in the worst class EVER.<br />
5.  Juuuust started g... ]]></description>
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                <title>*Barf*</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 03 Jan 2005 06:45:20 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ 1 - YOUR PORN STAR NAME: (Name of first  pet + Street you live on): <br />
-Nelson Moulin<br />
<br />
2 - YOUR MOVIE STAR NAME: (Name of your  favorite snack food + Grandfather's  first name):<br />
-Manderine Lenny<br />
<br />
3 - YOUR FASHION DESIGNER NAME: (First  word you see on your left + Favorite  restaurant):<br />
-Zippo Corale<br />
<br />
4 - EXOTIC FOREIGNER ALIAS: (Favorite  Spice + Last Vacation Spot):<br />
-Pepper Jura<br />
<br />
5 - SOCIALITE ALIAS: (Silliest  Childhood Nickname + Town Where You  First Partied):<br />
-Potter Geneva<br />
<br />
6 - FLY GIRL ALIAS: (aka J.Lo) - (First  Initial + First Two or Three Letters of  your Last Name):<br />
(I'm not a girl, but what the fuck.)<br />
-A.Cha<br />
<br />
7 - ICON ALIAS: (Something Sweet Within  Sight + Any Liquid in Kitchen):<br />
-CandyCane Water<br />
<br />
8 - DETECTIVE ALIAS: (Favorite Baby  Animal + Where You Went to High  School):<br />
-Kitten De Saussure<br />
<br />
9 - BARFLY ALIAS: (Last Snack Food You  Ate + Your Favorite Alcoholic Drink):<br />
(NOt that I plan to become one anytime  soon, but what the hell.)<br />
-Pèlerine Sangria<br />
<br />
10 - SOAP OPERA ALIAS: (Middle Name +  Street Where You First Lived):<br />
... My middle name is confidential. <br />
<br />
11 - ROCK STAR ALIAS: (Favorite Candy +  Last Name Of Favorite Musician):<br />
-Tic-Tac Mathews<br />
<br />
12 - LOVER ALIAS: (Favorite Baked Good  + Last Bf/Gf Last Name): <br />
-Praline Doh. X-)<br />
<br />
13 - GREASE ALIAS: (Favorite Swear Word  + Last Word of Favorite Movie):<br />
- TooManyDicisions  IDontHaveAFavoriteMovieYet. ]]></description>
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                <title>Quiz-ed</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 22 Dec 2004 04:52:20 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Let's get right to it shall we?<br />
<br />
Your name:: André D.C.<br />
Height:: 1.80m. (I'm a metric man.)<br />
Natural hair colour:: Brown.<br />
Eye colour:: Blue<br />
Number of siblings:: 1 sister. But  let's not get into that. <br />
Glasses/contacts?:: Glasses, but I  never wear them. I keep them in a case  in my bag.<br />
Piercings:: No, but I may get some.<br />
Tattoos:: No.<br />
Braces?:: Some sort of metal bar in the  back of my botomn teeth, and some  crappy thing I have to put on at night.  <br />
<br />
FAVOURITE<br />
<br />
Colour:: Green, any thing derived of  it. <br />
Band:: Muse<br />
Song:: Map Of Your Head.<br />
TV show:: CSI Las-Vegas. Miami SUCKS. <br />
Movie:: Haven't gotten around to  finding a favorite in that domaine yet.  <br />
Book:: The Sphere<br />
Food:: Pasta.<br />
Flower:: The Edelweiss, or the  Sunflower.<br />
Scent:: Not really a smell, but more  the feeling of cold air rushing down  your throat on a cold winter morning.<br />
Animal:: Humming Bird, or Cat.<br />
Comic book:: I like ALOT of comic  books.<br />
Cereal:: Raisan Bran. But we don't have  any of that here. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/frown.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":(" title=":( (Sad)" /><br />
Website:: Same answer as movies.<br />
Cartoon:: I used to be a huge fan of  Ed, Edd, n' Eddy. <br />
<br />
DO YOU<br />
<br />
Play an instrument?::  No.<br />
Watch TV more than 60 hours a week?::  Only when in the US. (GOD I miss cable  TV.)<br />
Like to sing?:: All the time. <br />
Have a job?:: No.<br />
Have a cell phone?:: Maybe, if I do  it's somewhere in my room, slowly  rotting. <br />
Like to play sports?:: Snowboarding.<br />
Have a boyfriend/girlfriend?:: No. <br />
Have any special talents/skills?:: I  can get into the lotus position without  using my hands, and I can also flip my  legs to face backwards.<br />
Excercise daily?:: No.<br />
<br />
<br />
CAN YOU<br />
<br />
Sing the alphabet backwards?:: Why the  hell would I WANT to?<br />
Stand on your tip toes without wearing  shoes?:: The very tipy toes? No.<br />
Speak any other languages?:: J'parle  aussi le Français pardis! (Le vrais  Français. pas le Québèquois.) <br />
Go a day without food?:: Yes. But  generally by the end of the day I'm on  the edge of tears.<br />
Read music, not just tabs?:: Wha?<br />
Roll your tongue?:: Yes.<br />
Eat a whole pizza?:: Yes. That's  actually the way it's done in Europe.<br />
<br />
HAVE YOU EVER<br />
<br />
Snuck out of the house?:: Never needed  to.<br />
Cried to get out of trouble?:: No.<br />
Gotten lost in your city?:: When I was  little I did, but now I don't.<br />
Seen a shooting star?:: Never. <br />
Been to any other countries?:: A  shitload. <br />
Had a serious surgery?: No. Never even  had minor surgery. <br />
Stolen something important to someone  else?:: No.<br />
Solved a rubiks cube?:: I could, but  I'd need a knife and some glue.<br />
Gone out in public in your pajamas?::  Don't wear PJ's. X-)<br />
Cried over a boy?:: No.<br />
Kissed a random stranger?:: No.<br />
Hugged a random stranger?:: I don't  think so...<br />
Been in a fist fight?:: Yes. It ended  with my blood strewn across a desk. <br />
Been arrested?:: No.<br />
Done drugs?:: *Cough*<br />
Had alcohol?:: Yes. Yes I have.<br />
Laughed and had milk come out of your  nose?:: I've done that with various  liquids, but I'm not sure about milk.<br />
Pushed all the buttons on an  elevator?:: Yes.<br />
Gone to school only to find you had the  day off because of a holiday/etc?:: My  mom woke up the entire house to go to  school on a saturday once. Does that  count?<br />
Swore at your parents?:: To my dad, but  we swear to eachother in a friendly  way. <br />
Kicked a guy where it hurts?:: Probably  during grade school.<br />
Been to a casino?:: Nope.<br />
Ran over an animal and killed it?::  Thanks god I haven't. (The fact that I  can't drive helped alot.)<br />
Broken a bone?:: I cracked my ankle  once, but it wasn't a fracture. So, no.  not really.<br />
Gotten stitches?:: Never.<br />
Had a waterballoon fight in winter?::  In early spring I think we did...<br />
Drank a whole gallon of milk in one  hour?:: Metric Man. <br />
Made homemade muffins?:: No. But I  really should.<br />
Bitten someone?:: Grade School.<br />
Been to disneyland/disneyworld?:: Yes. <br />
Been to niagra falls?:: No.<br />
<br />
<br />
DO YOU THINK YOU ARE<br />
<br />
funny?:: Yes.<br />
pretty?:: Errrrr... <br />
sarcastic?:: No.<br />
lazy?:: Yes. BUt resently I've been  managing to kick my OWN ass for a  change. <br />
hyper?:: All the time, but not in that  REALLY fucking anoying way where people  start saying all this bullshit and then  say. "I'm hyper." No, I'm the type of  guy who's leg constantly moves without  him noticing it.<br />
friendly?:: Yes.<br />
evil?:: Not really.<br />
smart?:: Once in awile.<br />
strong?:: I can lift the entire couch.<br />
talented?:: I hate that word. I my  opinion,... ]]></description>
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                <title>Booyaka.</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 05 Dec 2004 10:31:11 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Yes, I haven't updated in ages.<br />
<br />
And I probably won't until X-mas  holiday.<br />
<br />
So there. ]]></description>
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                <title>3000</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 10 Nov 2004 11:37:30 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Yay.<br />
...<br />
NOW TELL YOUR FRIENDS TO VISIT MY SITE  MORE AND I'LL GIVE YOU LAREG AMOUNTS OF  MONEY!*<br />
<br />
*(Blatant lie) ]]></description>
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                <title>THANK YOU VOTERS!</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 03 Nov 2004 13:12:25 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I might as well make this clear.<br />
<br />
I AM AN AMERICAN FUCKING CITIZEN, AS  WELL AS A SWISS ONE. I HAVE A DUAL  NATIONALITY.<br />
AMERICAN POLITICS CONCERNS ME, SO STOP  TELLING ME TO "FUCK OFF".<br />
<br />
Now that that's over with, <br />
<br />
WHAT THE HELL?!<br />
Bush won with a 3'000'000 advantage?<br />
WHAT IS WRONG WITH THE ADULTS OF OUR  COUNTRY?!<br />
Now we get another 4 YEARS of lying,  cheating, killing,  tax-cuts-for-the-rich-giving, God  praising, abortion and gay mairage  hating, Kyoto non signing GEORGE W.  BUSH!<br />
<br />
NOT EVEN THE OVER SEAS VOTERS LIKE MY  MOM COULD COMPETE WITH 3 MILLION!<br />
<br />
All I have to say to the people who  voted for him is:<br />
<br />
"Nice one. Now get the fuck out of my  sight."<br />
<br />
It may be harsh and one sided, but  that's EXACTLY how I feel right now. ]]></description>
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                <title>Stresse-ed out.</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 02 Nov 2004 14:14:34 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ No word can descripe howspooked I am  now.<br />
Today was the last day the poles where  open.<br />
Techniqueley when I wake up tomorow  moring, I should know who the president  of the United States of America will be  for the next 4 years.<br />
<br />
Beeing an American living over seas,  I'm VERY fucking concerned about what  you Adult American citzens have done.<br />
And I'll say this, anyone who voted for  that Republican dick, is a moron in my  opinion.<br />
<br />
I really hope Kerry won. Even if he is  a soft, unsure politician, he's the  only REAL choice.<br />
<br />
All I know is I'm getting up at 5am  SHARP. And either beating the wall in  sheer anger, or jumping for joy. ]]></description>
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                <title>Webcam.</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 24 Oct 2004 14:13:36 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Whauh, I finnaly realised I could put  up pictues that are suposed to be my  webcam.<br />
I should have suspected somthing when I  saw every single other fucking person  on DA had one. ]]></description>
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                <title>Getting back on track.</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 24 Oct 2004 13:41:07 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ FOR ANYONE WHO CARES OUT THERE!  (Meaning my cat and mother)<br />
I'm slowly getting stuff done.<br />
I've had alot of work to do and a  social life to keep going, so I have  been having a hard time updating my  damn deviantart,<br />
BUT SOON!<br />
SOON YOU WILL HAVE MUTLIPLE PICTURES!<br />
I'm hoping to finnish 2 pics by the end  of the week.<br />
<br />
...<br />
<br />
Christ, I sound like one of those  over-self-estimationg web-comic artits  that think they have hoards of fans!<br />
I guess I'm just putting this up since  the whole World Of Warcraft thing  seemed a bit geeky. ]]></description>
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                <title>WoW</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 13 Oct 2004 02:10:31 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Well, the reason some of you haven't  seen me moving around or updating my  deviantart or stuff like that is  simple.<br />
<br />
...<br />
<br />
I got into the World Of Warcraft Beta.<br />
<br />
...<br />
<br />
IT'S SUCKING AWAY MY SOUL!<br />
THANK GOD IT HIT ME DURING VACATION  TIME! (I'm also on a weeks vacation  until next monday)<br />
SCHOOL WOULD HAVE GONE TO HELL  OTHERWISE!<br />
Seriously, do NOT buy the game when it  comes out unless you've got no need to  studay or if you want to keep a good  social life.<br />
<br />
On another note, I've got stuff planned  for updating, but I need to actually  MAKE it. ]]></description>
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                <title>Oh Shit! I'm 16!</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 28 Sep 2004 15:19:27 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Whauh!<br />
Now I have to make a new Devi ID!<br />
Fak! <br />
<br />
...<br />
<br />
GIMME CAKE! ]]></description>
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                <title>Everything is fine and dandy.</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 09 Sep 2004 13:38:41 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ It sure is.<br />
<br />
...<br />
<br />
I'm just writing this to replace my  damn computer thing, 'cos it's all  fixed and stuff. <br />
<br />
...<br />
<br />
Ya. ]]></description>
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                <title>FUCKING WINDOWS UPDATE!</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 05 Sep 2004 04:05:16 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ You know that pic where I throw my  computer off a roof?<br />
Ya, now would be a good time to focus  that.<br />
<br />
I updated windows XP via the automatic  updater, and now I have a crapload of  problems on my computer.<br />
<br />
For examble, My computer can't find my  Wi-Fi hardware anymore, and now there's  trouble with the sound.<br />
<br />
MY COMPUTER WAS FINE BEFORE YOUR UPDATE  YOU ASSHOLES!<br />
<br />
So for the moment I am without  connexion.<br />
...<br />
Does anyone else have troubles with the  Windows update or am I the only one? ]]></description>
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                <title>School has startedz0rz.</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 30 Aug 2004 13:36:53 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Yeah, it's started since last monday  actually.<br />
That explains why I couldn't be assed  to make anything all week. (Though it's  hard to see that, since I pretty much  update once a week anyway.)<br />
<br />
I was suposed to get my art exam back,  but my home room teacher is keeping  them for some unknown reason.<br />
She's keeping tha damn things 'till the  end of the semestre too. <br />
It's a pain, 'cos I wanted to scan  those suckers up and show them to my  huge army of devoted fans. (1 person,  beeing my cat...)<br />
<br />
Also, I've gotten back into the good  'ol routeen of "5 hours of sleep a  night" and it's working pretty well so  far. (Though my sister asked me if I  had the floo since she said I looked  like crap, but that's besides the  point.) The thing that wakes me up is  the race with my mother to try and feed  the cat first. Since the one who feeds  gets the most snuggling from the cute  little mammal.<br />
<br />
Well anyway, that's another useless  journal entry that's slowly sapping  away Deviantart's bandwith.<br />
<br />
So with this, I say:<br />
<br />
"Klooperglut" ]]></description>
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                <title>QUIZ SHIT!</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 16 Aug 2004 13:16:32 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ 'Cos it's the only journal thing that I  can really make that's slightly  interesting.<br />
<br />
[ Name ] AndréD.C.<br />
[ Nicknames ]  People call me by my  sirname. (Chapatte.)<br />
[ Screen name ]  Genfguy<br />
[ Birthday ]  28th of september.<br />
[ Age ]  15<br />
[ Weight ]  68 Kilos. <br />
[ Astrological sign? ]  Libra! <br />
[ Chinese zodiac sign? ] TEH DRAGON! <br />
[ Location ]  Geneva, Switzerland. <br />
[ Marital Status ]  Single. But I wish  I wasn't.<br />
[ Eye color ] Blue/Green<br />
[ Height ]  1.82 meters. (About 6 feet)<br />
[ Shoe size ]  45<br />
[ Parents still together? ]  Yeeeup.<br />
[ Siblings? ]  A sister that's hiting  puberty like a flamming sack of crap.<br />
[ Nieces/Nephews? ]  Nope.<br />
[ Kids of your own? ]  I'M SINGLE! <br />
[ Grandkids? ] DON'T FUCKING RUB IT IN!<br />
[ Pets? ]  A cat. His name is Whisky,  and I woves him so. <br />
[ Education? ]  1rst year of l'école  des arts décoratifes de Genève.<br />
[ Rent, lease, or own your home? ] I  squat at my parents place.<br />
[ Have any credit cards? ]  I have a  bank card! Does that count?<br />
[ What do you drive? ]  Air. <br />
<br />
Favorites<br />
[ Color ]  Green<br />
[ Number ]  9<br />
[ Animal ] Cat/Humming Bird<br />
[ Vehicle ]  I don't really own or want  one.<br />
[ Flower ]  Sunflower.<br />
[ Scent ]  Food.<br />
[ Shape ]  Square.<br />
[ Drinks ]  As in alcohol? I'd go for  Sangria. Probably.<br />
[ Soda ]  Vannila/Diet coke.<br />
[ Book ]  "The Sphere"<br />
[ Band ]  Muse.<br />
[ Song ] Muse- "Map Of Your Head".<br />
[ Food ]  Anything with pasta in it.<br />
<br />
<br />
Do you...<br />
[ Color your hair? ]  No.<br />
[ Twirl your hair? ]  Even when it's  long no.<br />
[ Have tattoos? ]  Nope.<br />
[ Piercing? ]  Not yet.<br />
[ Cheat on tests/homework? ]  When I  need to.<br />
[ Drink/Smoke? ]  Drink yes. Smoke No.<br />
[ Like roller coasters? ]  I broke my  voice on a roller coaster! (No, really,  I did!)<br />
[ Wish you could live somewhere else]   Somtimes I do. Somtimes I don't.<br />
[ Want more piercings? ]  Yeeeah! <br />
[ Like cleaning? ] No. I wish all the  dirty stuff would just disapear when I  snapped my fingers.<br />
[Write in cursive or print? ]  ...  The  one where the letters are seperated  from eachother.<br />
[ Carry a donor card? ]  No. But I want  to get one.<br />
[ Swear a lot? ]  Shitfuck. I mean,  Yes.<br />
[ Own a web cam? ]  Yup.<br />
[ Know how to drive? ]  No. And the  time I did I sent my dads car into the  hedge.<br />
[ Diet? ]  My mom cooks well, so I  don't need to.<br />
[ Own a cell phone? ]  I do. But I  never touch the bastard.<br />
[ Ever get off the damn computer? ]  I  was out drinking with friends just  before bitch.<br />
[ Habla Espanol? ]  Quois? <br />
<br />
Have you ever...<br />
[ Gotten a speeding ticket?]  You can  get tickets for walking too fast?!<br />
[ DUI? ]  Death Under Illinoi? What the  hell does that mean?!<br />
[ Been in a wreck? ]  My mom was 2 days  before my birth. (Again, no shit.)<br />
[ Been arrested? ] Not yet. I think  I've been lucky.<br />
[ Been in a fist fight? ] Yeah, the  bastard headbutted my nose off.<br />
[ Kicked someone in the nuts? ] Naw  man, that's painful.<br />
[ Stolen anything? ] I steal those  little pencils from Ikea all the time.<br />
[ Held a gun? ] It was old and rotten.<br />
[ Drank? ] Yes. Ah bit to much at  occasions too.<br />
[ Been so drunk you couldn't remember  your name?] Not to that point, but I  was still fucking pissed. <br />
[Considered a life of crime? ] Not  really.<br />
[ Considered being a hooker? ] ... NEXT  QUESTION!<br />
[ Cried over a girl? ] No.<br />
[ Cried over a boy? ] No.<br />
[ Lied to someone? ] If bullshit where  toothpics I'd be a national forest.<br />
[ Been in love? ] I don't think so.<br />
[ Fallen for your best friend? ] Wait,  as in sexually wise? ...  Bwahahahahahahaaaa!... *Breaths in*  BWAAHAHAHAAAAAA!<br />
[ Made out with JUST a friend? ] Never  made out in the first place.<br />
[Been rejected? ] Nope.<br />
[ Used someone? ] No.<br />
[ Been used? ] If I was I was I did not  know.<br />
[ Been kissed? ] *Bleeeep*<br />
<br />
<br />
Now<br />
[Current mood] No real mood.<br />
[Current music]  The sound of my fan. <br />
[Current taste] Very bad tasting beer.<br />
[Current hair] Relatively short.<br />
[Current annoyance] Nothing really.<br />
[Current smell]  *Snif snif* Can't  smell anything.<br />
[Current thing I ought to be doing]  Doing Chrises comic, finnishing Big-Gs  request,  prparing for school next  week...<br />
[Current windows open?] It's up on my  Screenshot area.<br />
[Current desktop picture] THE  ANDOMITABLE MISTER STICK! <br />
[Current book] Not reading aynthing  yet.<br />
[Current cds in stereo] I use my  computer for my CD machine.<br />
[Current crush] MY HAND! IT HURTS! WHO  THE FUCK DROPPED THAT BRICK THERE!  AAAAAAARRRG!<br />
[Current favorite celeb] Fuck them all.<br />
[Current hate... ]]></description>
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                <title>Ug...</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 12 Aug 2004 05:14:10 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Stupid 4.0 and it's stupid bugs.<br />
My mainpage won't update.<br />
If I click on the links on my  daviantwatch it doesn't show me the  deveations.<br />
<br />
I WANT TEH BUGS FIXORED! -_- ]]></description>
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                <title>JOURNAL TITLE OF DOOM!</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 29 Jul 2004 16:43:23 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Yeah.<br />
...<br />
<br />
OKAY!<br />
I got sick of having that huge "wat t  liek and wut i don't liek" thing on the  journal spot. so I'm pretty much typing  in bullshit to get rid of it.<br />
<br />
Lemme see... What could I say that's  interesting...<br />
...<br />
OH YEAH!<br />
I went camping.<br />
And I got some suntan.<br />
<br />
THE END! ]]></description>
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                <title>It's early and I can't find my glasses.</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 11 Jul 2004 01:37:07 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ So I'm going to do this thing wich I  "borowed" from another deviant.<br />
<br />
1) Using band names, spell out your  name.<br />
<br />
AS Dragon<br />
Nirvana<br />
Deep Forest<br />
Rage Against The Machine<br />
Evanesence (I couldn't think of  anything else with E)<br />
<br />
2) Have you ever had a song written  about you?<br />
No.<br />
<br />
3) What song makes you cry?<br />
No.<br />
<br />
4)what song makes you happy?<br />
Muse- Map Of Your Head.<br />
<br />
5) What do you like to listen to before  bed?<br />
Radio Couleur3- 107.6FM<br />
<br />
--<br />
<br />
a p p e a r a n c e<br />
HEIGHT: 1.82 meters. Wich is... 5.9ft?<br />
HAIR COLOR: Dark Brown.<br />
SKIN COLOR: White.<br />
EYE COLOR: Blue/Green<br />
PIERCINGS: Nay.<br />
TATTOOS: Nay.<br />
<br />
r i g h t - n o w<br />
WHAT COLOR PANTS ARE YOU WEARING?: Some  jeans.<br />
WHAT SONG ARE YOU LISTENING TO OR  WATCHING:  Rage Agaisnt The Machine:-  Renegades Of Funk<br />
WHAT TASTE IS IN YOUR MOUTH?  Pain-Au-Chocolat.<br />
WHAT'S THE WEATHER LIKE?: Nice. (And  early)<br />
HOW ARE YOU? Tired. Now go away.<br />
<br />
d o - y o u<br />
GET MOTION SICKNESS?: I vimit in planes  before they're even on the runway.  (It's true! *Sob*)<br />
HAVE A BAD HABIT?: Do you REALLY want  to know?<br />
<br />
f a v o r i t e s<br />
TV SHOW:Errrr... I have no idea what  the TV show is called in english, but  in french it's called "Les Experts" I  like the Las Vegas edition. Not the  miami. Miami sucks.<br />
MAGAZINE: Tcho! (Yes! I'm a big kid!)<br />
SODA: Coca Light.<br />
THING TO DO ON THE WEEKEND: Anything  but work.<br />
<br />
h a v e - y o u<br />
BROKEN THE LAW: Yes.<br />
RAN AWAY FROM HOME: No.<br />
EVER GONE SKINNY DIPPING: Fuck no.<br />
MADE A PRANK PHONE CALL: Never, but I  need to try it one time.<br />
USED YOUR PARENTS' CREDIT CARD BEFORE:  With permission, but never without.<br />
SKIPPED SCHOOL BEFORE: No comment. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/letters/=p.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":p" title=":p (Lick)" /><br />
FELL ASLEEP IN THE SHOWER/BATH: Almost.<br />
BEEN IN A SCHOOL PLAY: I was the  flower!<br />
<br />
r a n d o m<br />
DO YOU HAVE A JOB: A worhtless student.<br />
YOUR CD PLAYER HAS IN IT RIGHT NOW:  Rage Against The Machine.- Rage Againt  The Machine. (Yes, I'm dealing with  temporary obesesion, and the CD name is  the same as the band. so fuck-off.)<br />
IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD  YOU BE?: Black. ('Cos that's the only  one I ever use if I actually TOUCH  those fucking things.)<br />
WHAT MAKES YOU HAPPY?: A brand new  video game.<br />
WHO MAKES YOU THE HAPPIEST?: Completing  a really cool drawing. (Wich hasn't  happened yet. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/letters/=p.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":p" title=":p (Lick)" /> )<br />
WHAT'S THE NEXT CD YOU'RE GONNA GET?:  Either another (Whait for it) Rage  Against The Machine CD, or Mew.-  Fregners.<br />
WHO DO YOU CONSIDER GOOD FRIENDS?: The  people I hang out with?<br />
<br />
w h e n / w h a t - w a s - t h e - l a  s t<br />
YOU GOT A REAL LETTER?: "Real"? As in  somthing that physicly exists or  somthing that in your definition counts  as a letter? Be more presise. NEXT  QUESTION!<br />
YOU GOT E-MAIL: A few minutes ago.<br />
TV PROGRAM YOU WATCHED: I belive it was  CULUMBO! (w00t.)<br />
MOVIE YOU SAW AT THE THEATER: Ferenheit  9/11. I am now inraged even more  towards Dubuya then ever before. GO  MICHEAL!<br />
<br />
y o u r - t h o u g h t s - o n<br />
ABORTION: OOnce in a blue moon.<br />
TEENAGE SMOKING: Often. (I'm not into  it.)<br />
SPICE GIRLS: Dude, that is SO 1990s. XD<br />
SEX BEFORE MARRIAGE: I think about Sex  mostly. I dunno about the marriage  part.<br />
GEORGE BUSH: YOU MOTHER FUCKING  ASSHOLE! YOU HAVE RUINED THE COUNTRY! I  WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU! <br />
DOWNLOADING MUSIC ILLEGALLY: SUPORT THE  ARTISTS! FUCK THE RIAA! ]]></description>
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                <title>We have a winner!</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 28 Jun 2004 12:32:52 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ A certain "Big-G" has won the prize!<br />
Now we must just wait for hom to tell  me what ze shit to creat! ]]></description>
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                <title>Number 2000 soon!</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 16 Jun 2004 09:16:19 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Ho-kay!<br />
I'm feeling bored and out of ideas! So  here's the deal!<br />
As you can see, good'ol 2000 is comming  soon! (As in my view number dumbass).<br />
<br />
So the first person to e-mail me after  I hit 2000 will be able to order a  picture from me!<br />
I'll draw anything exept Porn! (You  sick freaks!)<br />
<br />
This includes comics, jokes, subliminal  messaging, insults... anything that I  can draw in other words!<br />
<br />
Hell, if you suck at drawing and want  to make a guest comic for someone, I'll  do that too!<br />
<br />
It's all good!<br />
...<br />
...<br />
...<br />
Nobody is going to send anything aren't  they? ]]></description>
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                <title>Ze lack of ze arts.</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 07 Jun 2004 03:46:41 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ YES EYS!<br />
I haven't been updateing. That's  because I'm shuving my PC in my room,  then cleaning my room, then getting  wirelss connexion, then cleaning my  second desk, then getting rid of my  bed...<br />
<br />
IT'S ALOT OF WORK!<br />
And I don't have any place where I can  draw my shit right now. So there.<br />
<br />
On another note, I just want to say  THIS:<br />
<br />
"L'homme n'est pas fait pour  travailler, la preuve, c'est que cela  le fatigue."  -Voltaire ]]></description>
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                <title>I'm back!</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 15 May 2004 15:05:23 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Reinstalation completed!<br />
Now I just need to get my scanner  working. ]]></description>
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                <title>Fear the worm!</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 11 May 2004 12:36:49 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I got hit by a virus!<br />
Thank god I made backups a couple of  days before!<br />
But this delays my e-surfing more!<br />
<br />
HATE AND KILL! ]]></description>
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                <title>INTERNET DOWN!</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 27 Apr 2004 02:58:05 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ My internet has DIED!<br />
We have no idea how to get it back  up...<br />
So you are safe from my useless drivle!<br />
BUT!<br />
Once my DSL is back online, YOU WILL  FEAR ME!<br />
...<br />
IF anyone from the "MissDynamite" or  "TheLounge" forums read this, please  tell them why I'm gone.<br />
...<br />
4 DAYS ALLREADY! I'M NOT GONNA MAKE IT! ]]></description>
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                <title>I blatantly riped this off.</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 16 Apr 2004 03:15:43 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ -My name is: André<br />
-Nicknames: People call me by my  Sirname<br />
-Sex: Male<br />
-Birthday: September 28th<br />
-Color: White<br />
-Hair Color: Dark brown<br />
-Eye Color: Blue/Green<br />
-Height: 1.78m<br />
-Writing Hand: Right<br />
-Nail Biter: GOD NO!<br />
-Can you roll your tongue: Yes<br />
-Can you blow smoke rings: No<br />
-Can you blow spit bubbles: No<br />
-Can you cross your eyes: Yes<br />
-Tatoos and where: None<br />
-What's sexiest on a girls: Eyes  (Classic, but it counts)<br />
-Indie Rock: Next question.<br />
<br />
-Do you/Are you:<br />
<br />
Could you live without your computer:  Yeah, but it would suck without  photoshop.<br />
What's your favorite fruit:  WHATERMELON!<br />
What pain hurts more- Physical or  Emotional: Physical<br />
Trust others too easily: Used to, but  now I don't as much.<br />
<br />
-Number:<br />
Of times your heart has been broken: To  what I know, 0<br />
Of hearts you have broken: Again, to  what I know, 0<br />
Of girls kissed: A few.<br />
Of Boys kissed: None.<br />
Of Drugs Taken illegally: 1<br />
Of Tight Friends: As in good friend?  Capable of helping you hide a corpse?  About... 1<br />
Of CD's owned: I'm to lazy to count, so  I'll just say 30. (Half of them suck.)<br />
Of scars on your body: 3<br />
I know: Alot about europian comics?<br />
I want: TO BE IN MY ART SCHOOL!<br />
I have: A shitload of material things.<br />
I wish: No more of that crap in Irak.<br />
I hate: Tofu<br />
<br />
I fear: Fucking ghosts!<br />
I hear: My sisters commercialised  radio.<br />
I ache: Neck<br />
I care: Errr... <br />
I always: Get up at least once in the  morning.<br />
I dance: When I'm alone. (Go away!)<br />
I cry: When all hell has broken loose.<br />
I write: I'm not that big a writer.<br />
I confuse: My teachers.<br />
I can usually be found: At Home.<br />
Have you ever played a game that  required removal of clothing: Nope.<br />
<br />
-Are you a:<br />
Wuss: Depends.<br />
Gang Member: No<br />
Daydreamer: Yes<br />
Achoholic: No<br />
Freak: *Screee!*<br />
Brat: To my poor teachers ya.<br />
Sarcastic: Not that much.<br />
Goody-goody: Kinda.<br />
Angel: *Pfff*<br />
Evil: I don't really DO anything  evil... But I plot alot.<br />
Friend: Yeah.<br />
Shy: Depends where.<br />
Adventrous: Sure.<br />
Intelligent: Once in awile. <br />
<br />
-SELF ANALYSIS YOU PROBABLY DON'T WANT  TO DO-<br />
Your best feature: My non-ending  energy?<br />
Most annoying thing you do: Bug people.<br />
Biggest mistake you've made this far:  Bought a skateboard.<br />
Describe yourself in one word: Eratic.<br />
A smell that makes you smile: Mashed  potatoes. <br />
A city you'd like to visit: Um... How  about... Seatle? (I SO MISSPELT THAT!)<br />
A drink you order most often: "Un Coca  Light S'il vous plait."<br />
The music you perfer when alone: Deep  Forest! Remixed Pigmey music!<br />
A TV Show you watch regualrly: None. ]]></description>
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                <title>New animated avatar!</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 05 Apr 2004 10:43:32 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Yeah yeah!<br />
Check this new dinky out!<br />
Tell me what yall think fizzles!<br />
(Credits to my sister for the idea of  the sun.) ]]></description>
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                <title>I'm killing off deviations like flys!</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 01 Apr 2004 21:56:59 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Getting rid of all the uselss crap..  again.<br />
Just wanted to say. ]]></description>
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                <title>FIZZLE MIZZLE!</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 30 Mar 2004 09:38:58 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I got into my art school!<br />
Yays!<br />
YAY!<br />
FUCKING YAAAAAY!<br />
PRAAIISE ME!<br />
ALL BOW DOWN DAMMIT!<br />
EVERY FUCKING ONE OF YOU!<br />
MWAHHAHAHAAA!<br />
...<br />
*Hem*<br />
Yeah, I'm happy. ]]></description>
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                <title>I learnt something new today!</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 13 Mar 2004 01:03:05 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I learnt when to use a PNG and when to  use a JPG!<br />
Now I can do alot more stuff!<br />
(Actually, no. But it'll make my  drawings look better.) ]]></description>
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                <title>TOTAL DESTRUCTION!</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 11 Mar 2004 07:56:04 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I'm now whiping out all of the art on  my Devi art that I feel is shit.<br />
The forum tips are going as well...<br />
Because those are inside jokes.<br />
And no one likes inside jokes. ]]></description>
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                <title>Done!</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 03 Mar 2004 09:55:52 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I've finnished those exams for the art  school thing,<br />
Now let's see if I get in.<br />
<br />
On another note, I will start updating  my Deviart again. ]]></description>
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