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It's been a pleasure sharing photos with you all, keep up the awesome work... and in the meantime, check out some of the cool people listed here:

Friends & Watchers

http://green-eyed-dorkbot.deviantart.com/journal/18455819/ Thu, 22 May 2008 22:52:39 PDT

Tagged by

Rules: Go to Google and search the phrase. Tag 3 friends. Please be mature and use your REAL 1st name...

Use the first thing that comes up that makes sense.

Q: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search:
A: Mallory needs to make sure Ming and Aoki love LA.
*How true.*

Q: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search:
A: Mallory looks like what Giselle should look like close up
*Sorry, Giselle.... whoever you are*

Q: Type in "[your name] says" in Google search:
A: In a distant voice, Mallory says, "I wasn't always like this, you know."
*sigh*

Q: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search:
A: Mallory wants to fool Bob into thinking the message came from Alice.
*Haha, Bob. Ha ha.*

Q: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search:
A: Mallory does not play ball that way.
*I play ball... the other way.*

Q: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search:
A: Mallory Hates Boys (And Gym)
*Aye to the second part, but boys aren't such a bad lot, least not always*

Q: Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search:
A "So is the ascent of Mount Everest humanly possible?" Mallory asks the room

Q: Type in "[your name] goes" in Google search:
A: Mallory goes to the zoo!
*how pleasant*

Q: Type in "[your name] likes " in Google search:
A: hahahaha mallory likes the ice cream pictures
*hasn't seen many pictures of ice cream.....*

Q: Type in "[your name] eats " in Google search:
A: Mallory eats lemons and limes... and apparently she likes them!

Q: Type in "[your name] wears " in Google search:
A: Mallory wears red and black vinyl with combat boots.
O_o.... *no, no, no, no*

Q: Type in "[your name] was arrested for" in Google Search:
A:Mallory was arrested for public drunkenness.
*No, Officer, I only had one... I promise. Did I mention that you're myyy besst friend? It's true. *

]]> ~green-eyed-dorkbot http://green-eyed-dorkbot.deviantart.com/journal/17306238/ http://green-eyed-dorkbot.deviantart.com/journal/17306238/ Wed, 12 Mar 2008 18:22:53 PDT put: [link]
on their "Best of February" feature.
That makes me feel happy

Friends & Watchers
http://green-eyed-dorkbot.deviantart.com/journal/17273060/ Mon, 10 Mar 2008 14:58:42 PDT

List 100 things about your self

1) Full Name: Mallory Caitlin Riley (Sorry, my name has already gotten out there already, so I'm not too worried)

2) Male/Female: Female

3) Were you named after anyone?: Actually.. no. Unless my dad liking a name on Family Ties counts?

4) Does your name mean anything?: My dad says it means "mailed" (armored), but I've heard elsewhere that it means "Unfortunate" And the middle name means "pure"
Thus, I'm... purely unfortunate?

5) Nick Name(s): Mal, Mally.... I suppose my name is rawther hard to nick-name-ize.

6) Who do you think you look like: Probably a girl...

7) Date Of Birth: August 1st, 1990

8) Place of Birth and Current Location: Born in a hospital in Riverside... current location I'll keep top secret. (**looks at full name at beginning of survey** Pshhh...)

9) Nationality: 50% Greek (and quite proud of it), the rest.... who knows?

10) Astrology Sign: I guess... Leo? Don't put much stock on that stuff.

11) Chinese Astrology Sign: As far as I know... Horse.

12) Religion: Christian, as in: Christ is my Saviour!

13) What’s your favorite smell?: Rain, Gardenias, Orange blossoms, Babies' hair, Vanilla, Someone... I'm very much a "smell person"

14) Political Position?: Conservative

15) What do you prefer to drink in the morning?:Coffee!

16) Hair + Eye color: Green/Hazel eyes, brown hair.

17) Do you look like anyone famous?: Weirdly enough, I've been compared to a lot of celebrities (y'all should give me your opinion on this, cause I'm curious) They are:
-Winona Ryder
-Alexis Bledel
-Lauretta Young (actress from the 40s and 50s)
-And lastly, and most bizarrely... Imogen Poots. I had to look her up, I had Nooo idea who she was. Face-painting lady told me that.

18) What do you look like?: A force to be reckoned with.

19) Any unusual talents?: I'm not sure if it's a talent... but people tend to laugh at the dumb things I say. I can also cross one eye and move the other. Can't think of much else.

20) Rightly, Lefty, or Ambidextrous?: Right.

21) Gay, Straight, Bi, or Other?: Very, very straight.

22) What do you do for a living?: Create alternative weaponry.

23) What do you do for fun?: Oh my, lots of different things. I recently took up airsoft... sooo much fun.

24) What are your favorite art materials to work with?: My Mufasa...

25) What kind of materials would you like to work with?: A better flash and a nice zoom lens. And heck, while I'm at it, more models, a better lighting situation in my room to convert it to a temporary studio, a better working knowledge of photoshop, some guidance...

26) Have you met your grandparents?: Yes... all of them, but there's only one left with us =/

27) Boyfriend / Girlfriend: Yep.

28) Crush: That should be obvious.

29) What celebrity would you date if you could?: No-one, thankyouverymuch. I'm quite happy as-is.

30) Current worries?: That I still don't know what to do with my life after high school

31) Favorite online Guy/Girl(s): That's a silly question.

32) Favorite place to be?: This is going to sound so prissy of me, but... home.

33) Least favorite place to be?: Heh, I sound like Heidi: Anywhere I can't see the mountains.

34) Do you burn or tan?: Both. I tan in a patchular way across my body and then the rest burns in a leopard-print pattern.

35) Ever break a bone?: Never ever.

36) What is your favorite cereal?: Trader Joe's Vanilla Granola. **dies**

37) Person you cry with: Only a very few people... I can't cry around most of my girl friends.

Do You Have...

38) Any sisters: One. I adore her.

39) Any brothers: Four. Interesting critters they are.

40) Any pets: Moonshine Bob, the cat who restored my faith in cats.... Three dogs, two cows, three horses, numerous chickens...

41) An Illness: Mental. *nods*

42) A Pager: Dude, I haven't seen one of those since the 90s!

43) A Personal phone line: Sadly no.

44) A Cell phone: Soon. I hope.

45) A visible birthmark: One on my leg, something that looks like a bitemark next to one of my eyes.... a few others, but nothing big.

46) A Pool or hot tub: Pool.

47) A Car: Oy. Don't remind me. **hates driving and the idea of driving**

Describe Your...

48) Personality: I'm an arch fie... ]]> ~green-eyed-dorkbot http://green-eyed-dorkbot.deviantart.com/journal/17057169/ http://green-eyed-dorkbot.deviantart.com/journal/17057169/ Mon, 25 Feb 2008 12:40:55 PST
Might have another shoot today, should be fun!

And finally, I am getting organized.

Friends & Watchers
http://green-eyed-dorkbot.deviantart.com/journal/16776948/ Thu, 07 Feb 2008 20:55:14 PST
Funny that I'm updating to say I got a new camera. It may not be the newest, but I am loving the Canon 30d (if a little intimidated about learning to use it) and I'll definitely be posting more deviations now

]]> ~green-eyed-dorkbot http://green-eyed-dorkbot.deviantart.com/journal/14906663/ http://green-eyed-dorkbot.deviantart.com/journal/14906663/ Wed, 03 Oct 2007 23:26:34 PDT I found out it has something to do with the shutter life. My camera was used when I got it, and I've had it for a good two-and-a-half, three years perhaps..
It's sad to lose my constant companion of all that time, and I don't believe I'll be posting many deviations in the next month or two...
**cries**

Now to save up for a new one....
Make that six months.

]]> ~green-eyed-dorkbot http://green-eyed-dorkbot.deviantart.com/journal/14610538/ http://green-eyed-dorkbot.deviantart.com/journal/14610538/ Wed, 12 Sep 2007 22:10:04 PDT
Rules:
Pick 4 friends
...Answer the questions!
List your "tags" at the end of the quiz!!

1. List the Friends you chose in numerical order:
1 – Jake
2 - Breanna
3 – Emily
4 – Matt

2. What song reminds you of Friend #1?
- lol hmm... Paper Moon.

3. If Friend #3 were a cartoon character (not one they've made up, one that actually exists), who would they be?
-Oh my.. I can't think of one that quite fits.

4. What is one inside joke between you and Friend #2?
-Chocolate sauce.

5. If friend #4 were a superhero, who would they be?
-Does L.J.T count as a superhero?

6. If Friend #1 were an animal, what would they be?
- Bear

7. What reminds you of Friend #2?
- Coffee (gosh this is all food-related!)

8. You hear Friend #4 randomly yell something. What is it?
- Oh my...
.....

9. What musical artist reminds you most of Friend #3?
-Coldplay, since she introduced me to that wonderfulness *Grins*

Section II

1. What's the most dangerous thing you've ever done?
- Can't think of anything *puts "something dangerous" on to-do list*

2. Ever felt like you were born in the wrong time?
-Yes, I pretty much long for the 50s.

3. Have you ever been truly, deeply in love?
-With my Jesus
and my family
and my friends
and the rain hitting the roof in the middle of the night
and honest eyes
I could go one...

4. If you had one song to describe your life at this point in time, what song would you choose?
- Must've done something right- Relient K

5. Quote a part of that song you feel best reflects how you feel.

Maybe I'm just lucky
Cause its hard to believe
Believe that somebody like you'd end up with someone like me
And I know that its so cliche
To talk about you this way
But I'll push all my inhibitions aside
Its so very obvious
To everyone watching us
That we've got a good thing going on


6. Do you need a vacation?
- Yes, gonna go hitch-hiking in Europe or something... *laughs*

7. What is one lesson you are learning now?
-To trust, and to pray so often I stop thinking about how much I'm praying.

8. What was the last book you finished reading?
- Hitchhiker's

9. And the next book you want to read?
- The Restaurant at the End of the Universe... and Don Quixote.

10. Last good quote you read or heard?
- "...a tree with spreading bows and aged arms;
they say that is the home of empty Dreams
that cling below to every leaf."
-The Aeneid, Book VI, Lines 374-376

11. Are you single right now?
-Well, I don't have a wedding ring on, do I?

12. How long have you been dating? Or if you're single, how long have you been single?
- Hey guess what! I don't date...

13. Do you plan on marrying later in life?
-Hope not. I mean, don't want to be 40 or anything.

14. What is your age limit in dating?
-I dont date (ditto)

15. What is one of your favorite movies (ONLY LIST ONE) and why?
- That Thing You Do... because it makes me grin.

16. Last movie you saw in theatres?
-Can't remember, come to think of it.

17. Is there anything in your past that you would like to change?
- Oh a few, but time travel is taxing on one's health.

18. What is one of your favorite classic cartoon movies from childhood?
-Aladdin!

19. What is one of your favorite movies from childhood?
- Star Wars

20. Saddest movie moment from childhood that you remember?
- Herbie the Love Bug. I cried.

21. One of the weirdest songs you've heard?
- I Wanna Do Your Makeup...

Section III - It's NOT all about you!

1. Which of the four friends you listen above have you known the longest?
-I'm thinking that would be Emily...

2. Which Friend have you known for the shortest period of time so far?
-Probably Matt

3. Which Friend is the funniest?
- Oh please, so not answering. Totally have laughed my head off with most of 'em...

4. Which Friend is the most quiet?
-I dunno, Breanna? Nah.. none of 'em

5. Which Friend did you talk to last?
-Jake ~green-eyed-dorkbot http://green-eyed-dorkbot.deviantart.com/journal/14108743/ http://green-eyed-dorkbot.deviantart.com/journal/14108743/ Fri, 10 Aug 2007 17:05:26 PDT I must apologize for my lack of comments, favorites, or just plain ANY activity around here.
I had to delete my notifications (they were getting up into the hundreds)... so, I may be getting around to the comments I have missed. If you commented or faved me, I completely appreciate it, sorry if I missed you. =/
Now to come up with some photos...



Also, I have been tagged by:
To say 6 weird things about myself... and my response to this is... ONLY SIX??
Just kidding.
1. I used to hate avocados and now I am hopelessly, mindlessly addicted to 'em.
2. My pinkie toe is deformed. In my opinion
3. Love the beach, hate sand.
4. I sometimes find myself speaking with an accent, completely subconsciously.
5. I want 12 kids.
6. I whacked myself with a newspaper the moment I turned 17.





]]> ~green-eyed-dorkbot http://green-eyed-dorkbot.deviantart.com/journal/13623978/ http://green-eyed-dorkbot.deviantart.com/journal/13623978/ Thu, 05 Jul 2007 17:03:25 PDT I've received 1000 views!!!
Thank you all sooo much! Especially to my watchers and frequent-commenters

I MAY submit a deviation in honor of this, but nothing I can think of seems worthwhile.
We shall see....
Anyways, wish I could do more, but this is just my simple thank you =]

Awesome friends:


And uber-cool watchers, old and new:












~green-eyed-dorkbot http://green-eyed-dorkbot.deviantart.com/journal/12882198/ http://green-eyed-dorkbot.deviantart.com/journal/12882198/ Mon, 07 May 2007 22:37:10 PDT School is almost over! One more week! And then I am free.

I found this on 's journal post:
Comment on my journal and I'll tell you the following:

-I'll respond with something random about you.
-I'll challenge you to try something.
-I'll pick a color that I associate with you.
-I'll tell you something(s) I like about you.
-I'll tell you my first/clearest memory of you.
-I'll tell you what animal you remind me of.
-I'll ask you something I've always wanted to ask you.

If I do this for you, you must post this in your journal!

]]> ~green-eyed-dorkbot http://green-eyed-dorkbot.deviantart.com/journal/12742930/ http://green-eyed-dorkbot.deviantart.com/journal/12742930/ Thu, 26 Apr 2007 13:37:35 PDT
If you read this, you have to do this.

A) First, recommend to me:
1. A movie
2. An artist (books or comics)
3. A musical artist, song, or album

(B) I want everyone who reads this to ask me three questions. Ask me anything you want. I'll give you the absolute honest truth.

(C) Then I want you to go to your journal, copy and paste this allowing your friends to ask you anything!

I saw this on and 's profiles.

]]> ~green-eyed-dorkbot http://green-eyed-dorkbot.deviantart.com/journal/12395810/ http://green-eyed-dorkbot.deviantart.com/journal/12395810/ Fri, 30 Mar 2007 23:28:00 PDT
Basically, Em ( ) and I had a bet, and I lost, miserably.

Curses on "Wax On, Wax off"!!!!!!!!!!!

*cries uncontrollably*

]]> ~green-eyed-dorkbot http://green-eyed-dorkbot.deviantart.com/journal/12150404/ http://green-eyed-dorkbot.deviantart.com/journal/12150404/ Mon, 26 Mar 2007 13:44:51 PDT Tagged by:

Type your first name with your:

1.Fingers: Mallory
2.Chin: mmaslorty (haha!)
3.One finger, eyes closed: makkotu (*shrug* bad sense of direction)
4.Elbow: mallory (yay)
5.Nose: mallory
6.Palm: mallory (eh, four out of six isn't bad)

1.) List Four fandoms you have. (I don't know what a fandom is!)
- Anything retro/vintage; red lipstick, high heels, 40s dresses *happy sigh*
- Narnia
- Eragon
- s story: Warrior's Blood. Ask him for the link, it's awesome.

2.) Have you ever slept in the back of a car?
Well.. hm... sorta.. maybe.. no, actually.

3.) Have you recently dyed your hair/cut it?
I haven't cut my hair in a while, though I did hack a substantial amount off about last year this time.

4.) List four people that you look up to the most.
- God
- My Mom/Dad
- Heck, ALL my friends, they're all wonderful and teach me so much without knowing it.
- Barney the Purple Dinosaur, who taught me please, thank you, shapes, creativity, and how NOT to cross the street. (yes, I'm obsessed, don't ask)

5.) How many pets do you own as of now?
Ahhhh... three cows, a steer, a horse that really isn't ours, multiple chickens, 3 dogs, and a cat named Moonshine Bob

6.) Which do you prefer: both, in a stripey pattern. I had a shirt like that once. It was great. And Stripey.

7.) Who is your most played character?
I have no idea, particularly because I don't understand this question.

8.) Choose one or the other, not both: Bananas, 62, and 42. Let it be written, let it be done: Set in stone like the laws of the Medes and the Persians.

9.) Name three aspects that tell who you are.
- Crazy, in a sort of mild talking-to-myself and wreaking havoc sort of way.
- Happy, or at least giving that illusion.
- Brain-fried from school.

10.) If you could have a power what would it be?
Never getting nervous about anything.

11.) Who was the last person you talked to?
My sister? I think?

12.) Who was the last person you said "I love you" to?
My parents... I think.. or maybe it was Claire when she said something too hilarious for words.

13.) Write down the first five words that pop into your mind
- Doctor
- Pen
- Hershey's
- Red
- Antidisestablishmentarianism (yes, that is spelled correctly)

14.) What's one thing you wish you could do better?
Not get so wrapped up in minor annoyances.

15.) Do you like the way you are?
Not particularly, I like that I'm working towards that goal.

16.) Choose, Summer or Winter:
Summer.

17.) Choose, Rain or snow:
Rain.

18.) Water or ice?
Water. (see patterns?)

19.) List two odd things about yourself:

- When I'm tired, I list long strings of words together (verbally) into rather bizarre stories, I don't realize the full weirdness of the narratives until my sister tells me when I wake up the next morning, some of the details of the 'story' I told her the night before. These stories usually involve repetitions of some sort of catch-phrase at random intervals in the story. One of the more recent was: "hey you, FLY! Get off my ceiling! I'm afraid you fall in my PANCAKES!" I also get multiple personalities; I speak for all the voices with appropriate accents and intonations.

- I used to be (and still am to some extent) filled with horror at the sight of a mouse or rat. Em, you can be the exception to the rule

20.) Now tag 6 people who should do this quiz!
6? 6?? what sort of crazy requirement is this??? Ah well.
http://green-eyed-dorkbot.deviantart.com/journal/12071730/ Mon, 05 Mar 2007 17:48:35 PST tagged me *is pleased to figure out how to post people's avatars*

10 Firsts...
-First Best Friend: I don't even remember her name, but I was about three years old
-First Imaginary Friend: My imaginary friends came later in life, but his name is Homer Goshwobble, and he was my imaginary boyfriend.. his interests include lint and certain varieties of cheese.

-First Pet's name: Leo, he was a black goldfish.
-First Piercing: Ears
-First Crush: Definitely not worth it.
-First CD: Relient K, I was probably 11 or 12
-First Car: Hot Wheels... the tiny kind.
-First School: The same I go to now. I be HOMsKoold.
-First Kiss: Hold off on that question, I'll answer it some other time.

9 Lasts...
-Last Time You Smoked: When I accidentally burned my eyelashes.
-Last Food You Ate: A pickle..
-Last Car Ride: Pshh, who needs cars when you can have a horse-n-buggy. I'm gangsta like the Amish

-Last Movie You Watched: Amazing Grace
-Last Phone Call: Depends on your definition of phone call, but I'll go with my definition and say Saturday night

-Last CD You listened to: Some Hearts, Carrie Underwood.
-Last Bubble Bath You took: Not recent enough for me to remember, I like showers because then my fingers don't get all raisin-y *nods*

-Last Song You listened to: I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles) - The Proclaimers... and it's STILL stuck in my head.

-Last Fight: Rather petty.

8 Have You Ever...
-Have You Ever Dated a Best Friend: Well, no.
-Have You Ever Been Arrested: Shh! I haven't even robbed the bank yet!
-Have You Ever Skinny Dipped: Is that a dare?
-Have You Ever Been on TV: Yes, actually. It wasn't fun.

-Have You Ever Kissed Someone and Regretted It: Well.. I ran up to an old man in a craft store once and... I just couldn't help it okay? I was caught up in the moment and he was so preoccupied with his woodworking stuff... I just HAD to! But yeah, I regretted it afterwards, he got freaked out and accidentally hit me with a piece of wood. I'll never go for a 'mature' man again.

Just kidding.

-Have You Ever Cheated on Your bf/gf: Haven't and it's not on my to-do list.
-Have You Ever Been on a Blind Date: Not knowingly...
-Have You Ever Been out of the Country: Yes, I went to Germany hidden in the floor of a porta-potty. If I had it to do over again, I think I would've just flown coach.

7 Things You are Wearing...
Overalls, a green shirt, socks, shoes, shoelaces, headphones and.... a smile!

6 Things You've Done Today...
- Wrote my essay
- Checked my xanga
- Walked outside and took mediocre pictures
- Talked to my sister and then my father about the Commerce Clause.
- Prayed
- Laughed at something

5 Favorite Things (no specific order)...
- Chocolate pudding, when no one else is around, it's there. Sometimes.
- Writing fiction and NOT school things. *sigh*
- Books and Old movies
- People: friends or strangers or whatever else they might be.
- Late nights
- Hugs

4 People You Most Trust (no specific order)...
- God
- My sister
- Parents (they count as one unit lol)
- Hombre

3 Choices I've made
- To not care anymore what people think of me.
- To avoid alien abduction... and narcotics.
- To survive this school year

2 Things You Want to do Before You Die...
- Live
- Figure out where I'm going

1 Person You Want to see: I don't think the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles count as one person (more like 4 totally amazing persons) but... yeah, I want to see them.

]]> ~green-eyed-dorkbot http://green-eyed-dorkbot.deviantart.com/journal/11870329/ http://green-eyed-dorkbot.deviantart.com/journal/11870329/ Sun, 18 Feb 2007 15:56:23 PST I'm rather lazy right now, just kinda hoping I'll aquire energy to do something other than sit here on the computer.
Okay folks, I just realized I have nothing of worth to say.

And perhaps I have a morbid, twisted sense of humor, but this guy is my hero for the day:
[link]

]]> ~green-eyed-dorkbot http://green-eyed-dorkbot.deviantart.com/journal/11785448/ http://green-eyed-dorkbot.deviantart.com/journal/11785448/ Mon, 12 Feb 2007 12:00:59 PST I'm sitting here -stalling- and uploading pics to DevArt so I don't have to get back to my almost-law-school-level Constitutional Law course. Blechness. But yes, my sister and a couple of my siblings were running around the second story part of the addition to our house the other day, and I managed to get some pics. yay.

Y'know what annoys me? I was surfing through Xanga (my long time addiction) and people go and post pictures of celebrities as their default icon. What's with that? Everyone knows that "SpOrtsGiRliE842luv" is NOT Mandie Moore, or even an extremely similar copy of her, so WHY does she post a picture of Mandie Moore?
Sheesh.
Mebbe I'll just go post a picture of Britney Spears, then I'll let everyone know in my tagline that I am NOT in fact Britney Spears and wait for the shallow comments to pour in from the people who don't bother to read taglines: "Hey.. ur hot.. r u Britney?"
*ahem*

Oh Look! It's almost 12! Only twelve more hours of study!
lol okey, bye.

]]> ~green-eyed-dorkbot