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deviantART: by:halonut117 http://search.deviantart.com/?q=by:halonut117&section=today deviantART RSS for by:halonut117 en-us Copyright 2009, deviantART.com Wed, 16 Dec 2009 10:20:01 PST deviantART.com http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss http://s.deviantart.com/minish/widgets/apple-touch-icon-precomposed.png I'll do anything you want. Anything ;) http://halonut117.deviantart.com/journal/28186691/ http://halonut117.deviantart.com/journal/28186691/ Fri, 06 Nov 2009 20:10:41 PST Watch me Note me Journal Instructions

So I decided to get a job.

But nobody wants me

I guess its back to whoring myself out again.

that is all for now

]]> ~halonut117 I had a good run...sort of http://halonut117.deviantart.com/journal/27442381/ http://halonut117.deviantart.com/journal/27442381/ Sun, 27 Sep 2009 06:28:45 PDT
Before you ask or assume, no it wasnt anything bad. I failed to meet a deadline. And I may have pissed off my tutor by telling him I thought his course was boring and that he was a liar. There arent any jobs going anywhere so I'm screwed.

Oh well, I tried. Anyone fancy a game of firefight or horde?

]]> ~halonut117 Feet first into...johannesburg? http://halonut117.deviantart.com/journal/27377986/ http://halonut117.deviantart.com/journal/27377986/ Wed, 23 Sep 2009 15:58:24 PDT
But I saw District 9 today. Twas awesome. Some very realistic CGI. That wikus fellow got dealt a pretty bad hand...

. But the alien lightening gun was just brutal and that armour suit was pretty nify too.

Plus one of the guys from team 17, the producers of worms 3d, came into college and gave us a talk on the "biz". He told us that unless we had experience in the industry we aint gonna get a job developing games which put a downer on my career plans. Guess i'll have to join the army then.

dasvidaniya comrades

]]> ~halonut117 I CANT HEAR YOU. http://halonut117.deviantart.com/journal/27225506/ http://halonut117.deviantart.com/journal/27225506/ Tue, 15 Sep 2009 11:11:34 PDT
So I jammed them in and popped in me brothers Gears Of War 2 disc. I was almost deafened by the awesomness. Seriously you should try it, on any game you want but it has to be very actiony. Like Dead space, gears of war, Bioshock or to a lesser extent F.E.A.R 2.

I felt as if I was actually there.

well I was sort of, but you know what I mean.

I said do it

]]> ~halonut117 i'm well versed in cultures, slag. http://halonut117.deviantart.com/journal/27207774/ http://halonut117.deviantart.com/journal/27207774/ Mon, 14 Sep 2009 11:44:32 PDT I hate it so god damn much
ugh, washing machine

probably my first and last haiku. college wont let me switch courses, they'd rather have me set fire to their computers

oh well.

now for some group therapy. lets go down the list starting with you...

]]> ~halonut117 well sir, i applaud your enthusiasm http://halonut117.deviantart.com/journal/27071198/ http://halonut117.deviantart.com/journal/27071198/ Mon, 07 Sep 2009 10:04:18 PDT College is dissappointing, I expected a decent course and nice people. How bloody wrong I was.

The course seems like its going to be as fun as a dental appointment. I mean the teachers are nice people, but the students seem a bit...up themselves. Only one dude took the time to talk to me. I'm not that intimidating, well not all the time.

Oh and I need to buy a ton of new shirts because all mine are "offensive". Pfft, they just cant take a joke. I may have buggered this college deal up a bit.

Peace out y'all.

]]> ~halonut117 Ok i'm in, which way to the exit? http://halonut117.deviantart.com/journal/26992504/ http://halonut117.deviantart.com/journal/26992504/ Thu, 03 Sep 2009 08:45:30 PDT
so i'm now enrolled in my local college and i already dont want to go. My student ID card pic makes me look like a sex criminal and I managed to piss off at least 3 people in my group. apart from those wee problems, everythings sterling.

]]> ~halonut117 Again, you feckin fiend http://halonut117.deviantart.com/journal/26760409/ http://halonut117.deviantart.com/journal/26760409/ Sat, 22 Aug 2009 18:28:21 PDT
Oh well, i'll just have to take my anger out on some stranger on xbox live.

anyway enough of my crap, hows y'all doing at the minute?

]]> ~halonut117 teach me the ways of the game designer sensei... http://halonut117.deviantart.com/journal/26633073/ http://halonut117.deviantart.com/journal/26633073/ Sun, 16 Aug 2009 16:37:05 PDT
I'm nervous but also excited. maybe I'll make some new friends, I already have one enemy there.

Plus my friend lucy is away for another week, damn i miss her. it just aint fun without her.

]]> ~halonut117 its not metal and it aint a gear but it is solid http://halonut117.deviantart.com/journal/26281915/ http://halonut117.deviantart.com/journal/26281915/ Thu, 30 Jul 2009 17:34:29 PDT
anywho i'm off now to find my clothes, i think my buddy ste has some or maybe lulu.

oh and i need some new curtains, my neighbour can see through the ones i have at the minute.

]]> ~halonut117 I'm thrusting my way into the conversation http://halonut117.deviantart.com/journal/26041065/ http://halonut117.deviantart.com/journal/26041065/ Sun, 19 Jul 2009 09:12:22 PDT
1)He has my name tattooed on his arse.

My name's going on his ass because i want my tattoo's to be artistic but if you pay for it i will have your name tattooed on my body.

2)He describes it to the ladies.

Wouldnt work if he just walked up to them, dropped his kefters and asked "how do you like this peach, baby?"

3) He shows it to them

They may want to see this thing and if they do commence stage 4.

4) He gives them a brief description of who i am then he signals me.

5) I enter the conversation

I explain that i am he who is tattooed upon his arse. I also explain that we are friends but we dont have any "benefits".

6) Clothes come off

If they dont walk away, call the fuzz, put the boots to us, mace us then we "divide and conquer".

Steps 7 and 8 only come into play if i need some cash. I know, i'm a prick but i need money.

7) I film the resulting act(s)

From somewhere i produce a camera and proceed to film the deed(s). Something to show the nephews and nieces.

8) Internet

The film goes on the net and i make money.

And there you have it, our new way of getting our freak on. I doubt anyone else will use it but if you do, credit me or i will smite your ass in the most biblical/ painful way possible. tatty bye

]]> ~halonut117 it wasnt my fault i passed out, really it wasnt http://halonut117.deviantart.com/journal/25978251/ http://halonut117.deviantart.com/journal/25978251/ Thu, 16 Jul 2009 05:02:51 PDT

And before you say anything i was sober, i did have a drink later that day though.

tatty bye

]]> ~halonut117 damn you you wanker http://halonut117.deviantart.com/journal/25926087/ http://halonut117.deviantart.com/journal/25926087/ Mon, 13 Jul 2009 17:29:42 PDT

i apologise for my abuse of the english language and its profanities but thats how i feel. good day to you all

]]> ~halonut117 you pay now http://halonut117.deviantart.com/journal/25845361/ http://halonut117.deviantart.com/journal/25845361/ Thu, 09 Jul 2009 18:23:38 PDT [link]

damn.

dont you just love webcams?

]]> ~halonut117 The uprising begins... http://halonut117.deviantart.com/journal/25739551/ http://halonut117.deviantart.com/journal/25739551/ Sat, 04 Jul 2009 17:22:52 PDT

But it was cute.

]]> ~halonut117 i blame it on the boogie http://halonut117.deviantart.com/journal/25556508/ http://halonut117.deviantart.com/journal/25556508/ Fri, 26 Jun 2009 00:35:54 PDT

If this is true then my dreams are shattered

, i'll never get to stay at neverland now. Who will take care of his kids? blanket, prince micheal and the other one, dave i think.

Aw this is just too much, todays been a bit of a thriller.

But when the dead do rise and begin feasting on the living, you can bet that jacko will be leading the onslaught. chamone

]]> ~halonut117 your actually considering letting me in!? http://halonut117.deviantart.com/journal/25443458/ http://halonut117.deviantart.com/journal/25443458/ Sat, 20 Jun 2009 22:08:11 PDT
I have to go to an interview this friday at 10 am. I dont do well in interviews. this is gonna be a record breakin shit storm, i just know it.

tatty bye

]]> ~halonut117 all that chocolate sauce http://halonut117.deviantart.com/journal/25277715/ http://halonut117.deviantart.com/journal/25277715/ Fri, 12 Jun 2009 17:22:38 PDT
]]> ~halonut117 a picture is worth a 1000 words... http://halonut117.deviantart.com/journal/25176615/ http://halonut117.deviantart.com/journal/25176615/ Sun, 07 Jun 2009 09:56:14 PDT
as you may know i have the attention span of a hyperactive 5 year old, off his tits on sugar. so i've started the comic again to keep me occupied, although the detail involved has decreased massively. well not really, there wasnt much detail to begin with. it'll be black and white mostly as i fail in a most epic way when it comes to colouring.

god knows when i'll submit these hideous images but hopefully it will be soon.

]]> ~halonut117 looks good, now do the other arm http://halonut117.deviantart.com/journal/25065115/ http://halonut117.deviantart.com/journal/25065115/ Mon, 01 Jun 2009 07:37:16 PDT
aight i'm outtie. have a good'un y'all

]]> ~halonut117 ink me up you fool http://halonut117.deviantart.com/journal/24903863/ http://halonut117.deviantart.com/journal/24903863/ Sat, 23 May 2009 08:42:46 PDT
what're your thoughts?

]]> ~halonut117 aww crap, here come the fuzz http://halonut117.deviantart.com/journal/24724200/ http://halonut117.deviantart.com/journal/24724200/ Tue, 12 May 2009 16:28:50 PDT
The story goes like this: some work is being done near where i live and the guys left about 70-ish road signs in the street. they werent using them so me and my friends, Big ste and JMZ as he likes to be called, decided to block off the surrounding streets.

First night, no problems. Me and big ste set them up. people are annoyed and confused.

Second night, things go to shit. JMZ decides to join us and things go quicker. the signs are set up, and i take a few photo's to prove to my aussie friend kath that i did it. we hear a siren and a car approaching so we retire to our lair. Its getting late so me and JMZ set off on our seperate ways we notice a helicopter flying above with a searchlight. This could mean one of two things: A, the police were searching for a stolen car or something similar or B, they were looking for us. And judging by how the light was focused on where we had set up our road sign rebellion, they were after us. So since then i've been hiding out here, hoping the fuzz dont find me. sounds stupid but damn it was fun!

have a good'un y'all. oh and i'm trying to get a place on a video game development course at collge which should be fun.

]]> ~halonut117 i'll do anything you want for 20 sterlings... http://halonut117.deviantart.com/journal/24501452/ http://halonut117.deviantart.com/journal/24501452/ Wed, 29 Apr 2009 17:15:56 PDT
oh and my eyesight is getting worse according to the nice lady at the opticians. so i've got no money, no job and i'm going blind, yippy-kai-eh-motherlicker.

have a good'un y'all.

]]> ~halonut117 its not funny anymore http://halonut117.deviantart.com/journal/24399757/ http://halonut117.deviantart.com/journal/24399757/ Thu, 23 Apr 2009 18:39:03 PDT
1.Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.

"all my life," Bob cries "why i do anything, i dont know" the only woman here at men remaining together, the testicuar cancer support group, smokes her cigarette under the burden of a stranger, and her eyes come together with mine.

2.Stretch your left arm out as far as you can.

i knocked over four empty energy drink cans i stacked earlier. yeehaw.

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?

either something vaguely pornographic or eminems new video

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:

2:35

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

2:26 am

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

nothing at all

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

yesterday morning, i went to my buddy big ste's house

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

's journal

9. What are you wearing?

blue buddha shirt, jeans and some oddly tight pants

10. Did you dream last night?

oh yes

11. When did you last laugh?

at ste's

12. What are on the walls you are in?

very old wallpaper

13. Seen anything weird lately?

oh god yes

14. What do you think of this quiz?

not a sodding clue

15. What is the last film you saw?

Donnie Darko

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

>immunity
>a few guns
>lots of ammunition
>england

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know.

i can and have made explosives with friends

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

make everyone who wears a tracksuit in englnad infertile

19. Do you like to dance?

only if i've got something in my system

20. George Bush:

bad bush

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

laura

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

tyler

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?

yes

24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?

What in the name of buddha's fourteen nipples are you doin here, boy?

]]> ~halonut117 now that was just wierd http://halonut117.deviantart.com/journal/24107444/ http://halonut117.deviantart.com/journal/24107444/ Tue, 07 Apr 2009 07:35:47 PDT
jsut wanted to know if you had the same problems

]]> ~halonut117 agh ya badger snatching turd sniper http://halonut117.deviantart.com/journal/24038158/ http://halonut117.deviantart.com/journal/24038158/ Fri, 03 Apr 2009 10:10:31 PDT
And DA's been a twot again and doing the phantom message thing. it says i've got one message but when i click it theres no messages. it did this last time and eventually i ended up with 5 phantom messages each time i signed in. I hope they sort this shit out soon because its even more annoying than me.

hope y'all have a good'un

]]> ~halonut117 we could get a lot of weed with that http://halonut117.deviantart.com/journal/23878972/ http://halonut117.deviantart.com/journal/23878972/ Wed, 25 Mar 2009 07:55:24 PDT
What the funk?

I only signed up to get ordained for a laugh, but now people are sending me emails about their dying wishes and health problems?

this is most wierd.

]]> ~halonut117 babeas o tienes la rabia? http://halonut117.deviantart.com/journal/23629757/ http://halonut117.deviantart.com/journal/23629757/ Tue, 10 Mar 2009 16:12:48 PDT
recently i've been trying the "local lifestyle" and its been a blast. i got wasted and met new people but this came at a price. i neglected my training and now i only have 3 months to get in the army or i'll have to "re-inlist".

ah this is going to be tough. like muse once sang " i dont know if its worth it anymore"

]]> ~halonut117 you still owe me £10 http://halonut117.deviantart.com/journal/23545221/ http://halonut117.deviantart.com/journal/23545221/ Thu, 05 Mar 2009 17:43:24 PST
just for accepting a bet, which seems sorta unfair but reasonable at the same time.

anyway, hows your life going?

]]> ~halonut117 you callin' me a deviant, boy? http://halonut117.deviantart.com/journal/23336368/ http://halonut117.deviantart.com/journal/23336368/ Sun, 22 Feb 2009 04:41:44 PST
if you've asked yourselves these questions then, good for you. If you found the answers then please for the love of your god tell me.

Also I knew I was supposed to tell you something interesting, funny, possibly life changing or most likely pointless but I forgot it. oh well have a good'un.

i'm outtie.

]]> ~halonut117 holy dog spit! http://halonut117.deviantart.com/journal/23198586/ http://halonut117.deviantart.com/journal/23198586/ Sat, 14 Feb 2009 15:00:06 PST
]]> ~halonut117 oh your god http://halonut117.deviantart.com/journal/23171723/ http://halonut117.deviantart.com/journal/23171723/ Fri, 13 Feb 2009 10:17:45 PST
if your sick enough to say yes then go to encyclopedia dramatica and search for "offended"

i dont know how those people can live with themselves.

]]> ~halonut117 whats your little problem? http://halonut117.deviantart.com/journal/22995897/ http://halonut117.deviantart.com/journal/22995897/ Wed, 04 Feb 2009 03:48:43 PST
good?

bad?

a bit of both?

]]> ~halonut117 GOW to hell http://halonut117.deviantart.com/journal/22731090/ http://halonut117.deviantart.com/journal/22731090/ Thu, 22 Jan 2009 11:47:15 PST
]]> ~halonut117 what the dickens? http://halonut117.deviantart.com/journal/22457833/ http://halonut117.deviantart.com/journal/22457833/ Wed, 07 Jan 2009 17:56:49 PST
what does a constant pain in the left side of the chest mean?

anyway, have a good year y'all.

]]> ~halonut117 happy new year http://halonut117.deviantart.com/journal/22229800/ http://halonut117.deviantart.com/journal/22229800/ Sat, 27 Dec 2008 16:46:35 PST
what did y'al get for christmas/ equal holiday whose name i cant remember?

and i hate the game Fracture.

its basically gardening with guns and gimp suites

]]> ~halonut117 feel the noise http://halonut117.deviantart.com/journal/22046098/ http://halonut117.deviantart.com/journal/22046098/ Thu, 18 Dec 2008 09:14:04 PST
playing C.O.D 4, quake 4 and dead space on it is just epic. the sound quality is amazing and hte picture quality is okay.

but anyway, merry christmasings people.

]]> ~halonut117 say my name http://halonut117.deviantart.com/journal/21907916/ http://halonut117.deviantart.com/journal/21907916/ Wed, 10 Dec 2008 12:57:56 PST
i'm tired of this damn name. i want something that people will remember or at least know from somewhere.

anywya, peace out y'all i'm off to shout at me t.v and play some COD4.

EDIT:

i just want to know, if you were to change your name, what would you change it to?

]]> ~halonut117 wassup? http://halonut117.deviantart.com/journal/21658635/ http://halonut117.deviantart.com/journal/21658635/ Tue, 25 Nov 2008 05:02:59 PST [link]

worship the almighty joe cartoon and his infinite wisdom.

]]> ~halonut117 space monkeys http://halonut117.deviantart.com/journal/21601081/ http://halonut117.deviantart.com/journal/21601081/ Fri, 21 Nov 2008 16:59:05 PST
the comic may still continue! this is a journal for those people who liked to read it.

so anyway, i was just wondering how can i make the comic better in terms of story, characters, vehicles, etc.

the artwork....well i will try as hard as i can to improve that aspect. but please tell me what you, my friends, would like to see in it. if you read it that is.

buenos noches mi amigos y mi amigas.

]]> ~halonut117 gamertags. http://halonut117.deviantart.com/journal/21400771/ http://halonut117.deviantart.com/journal/21400771/ Sun, 09 Nov 2008 08:09:21 PST
not many people on my friends list are playing gears of war 2 and that saddens me. so please send me your gamertags and i shall add you.

lets fight the horde together. or you fight it, while i go get help!

goodnight, much love.

]]> ~halonut117 G.O.W2 http://halonut117.deviantart.com/journal/21313208/ http://halonut117.deviantart.com/journal/21313208/ Tue, 04 Nov 2008 07:28:50 PST
if you answered yes then please inquire further, if you answered no, dont.

EDIT:i just checkled with the store that i pre-ordered it fro mand it says its been picked and packed. so i could have it tomorrow or thursday! how sweet is that?

EDIT 2: its been dispatched and i'm getting it tomorrow!

goodnight much love.

]]> ~halonut117 scary things and the like. http://halonut117.deviantart.com/journal/21235496/ http://halonut117.deviantart.com/journal/21235496/ Fri, 31 Oct 2008 08:20:26 PDT [link]

click the link to see an excellent trailer for dead sapce. the gaqme is freakin scary the first time you play it and the music in the trailer is just haunting.

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"When night falls, beneath the grave, the dead girl lurks.

ItÂs so dark, cold, wet and dead quiet. You can barely see your own hand. Her footsteps draw near, her wailing loudens. The eeriness sends shivers down your spine and your heartbeat soars. You become short of breath as you turn your head to see her standing across the hall. A ghastly and croaky voice echos from the distance.. ÂI seeeee youuuu.Â
"

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zombies!

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by my friend furgur

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by nebezial.

enjoy your halloween y'all!

]]> ~halonut117 what do you want from me? http://halonut117.deviantart.com/journal/21112540/ http://halonut117.deviantart.com/journal/21112540/ Wed, 22 Oct 2008 15:21:10 PDT
in terms of art.

tell me or ignore me, tis your choice. oh and anyone want another friend on xbox live, talk to me.

goodnight, much love.

]]> ~halonut117 go to hell! http://halonut117.deviantart.com/journal/21076330/ http://halonut117.deviantart.com/journal/21076330/ Mon, 20 Oct 2008 09:02:05 PDT
i wanted to change my xbox live profile's email address so i could put it up on my windows live profile, but no. The feckers wont help me, i used both sites help sections but they were about as much use as a chocolate fire-gaurd.

damn them, damn them both to hell!

enjoy your day my friends.

]]> ~halonut117 maybe later http://halonut117.deviantart.com/journal/20858185/ http://halonut117.deviantart.com/journal/20858185/ Mon, 06 Oct 2008 13:10:49 PDT
]]> ~halonut117 jenson http://halonut117.deviantart.com/journal/20726619/ http://halonut117.deviantart.com/journal/20726619/ Mon, 29 Sep 2008 01:16:51 PDT
this is the email i got.

"Hello there,

Your friend Jenson has invited you to join myWdot.

myWdot is a professional social network for everyone.

In a crowded market place, we have studied what makes good social networks, and just as importantly what doesnÂt.
We have come up with what we think is the best of 2.0, but weÂre not finished.
We are continuously updating the site, and adding new features.
Every enhancement we make follows the ethos of giving you a professional and easy to use platform to best represent yourself and to connect with others.

One new feature that may interest the more creative amongst you, is the function that allows you to
- Convert your space into your own gallery style website.

This enables you to mix the power of networking with the professionalism of having your own website.
So if you are an artist, musician or filmmaker, looking to promote your work, what better way to look professional and start building a list contacts than with myWdot?

myWdot.com "

so who the hell is jenson and how do they know me?

]]> ~halonut117 repent swine! http://halonut117.deviantart.com/journal/20461015/ http://halonut117.deviantart.com/journal/20461015/ Wed, 17 Sep 2008 19:10:38 PDT
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check back every day as i keep adding funny pics and the occasional video.

]]> ~halonut117 motherlicker http://halonut117.deviantart.com/journal/20347241/ http://halonut117.deviantart.com/journal/20347241/ Fri, 05 Sep 2008 20:23:41 PDT
i've just been thinking about human nature.

why do humans care for each other?

why is life so complicated?

all this useless crap like insurance, microwaves, devon, religion, spidermonkeys, underpants, etc.

life was so much easier when everyone just ran around fighting and killing their own food.

makes me wish there was a project mayehm.

]]> ~halonut117