http://search.deviantart.com/?q=by:hexamarillion&section=today deviantART RSS for by:hexamarillion en-us Copyright 2009, deviantART.com Mon, 21 Dec 2009 19:22:02 PST deviantART.com http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss http://s.deviantart.com/minish/widgets/apple-touch-icon-precomposed.png http://hexamarillion.deviantart.com/journal/25662832/ http://hexamarillion.deviantart.com/journal/25662832/ Tue, 30 Jun 2009 23:18:55 PDT
maybe i will actually fork out a couple of dollars for this privilege.

maybe one day i will also pick up a pencil again.

that would be nice.

]]> ~hexamarillion http://hexamarillion.deviantart.com/journal/22264348/ http://hexamarillion.deviantart.com/journal/22264348/ Mon, 29 Dec 2008 16:17:49 PST
]]> ~hexamarillion http://hexamarillion.deviantart.com/journal/21902102/ http://hexamarillion.deviantart.com/journal/21902102/ Tue, 09 Dec 2008 16:39:10 PST
fuck you, middle finger. you suck. why would you go away and leave me like this?! when all i felt like doing today was strumming myself into ecstasy?

bah. humbug.

]]> ~hexamarillion http://hexamarillion.deviantart.com/journal/21833970/ http://hexamarillion.deviantart.com/journal/21833970/ Fri, 05 Dec 2008 15:48:06 PST
I am not impressed.

lol: [link]

]]> ~hexamarillion http://hexamarillion.deviantart.com/journal/21793175/ http://hexamarillion.deviantart.com/journal/21793175/ Wed, 03 Dec 2008 00:53:38 PST
1. [Weird Al Yankovic] Virus alert in my pants
2. [Nirvana] Lake of fire in my pants
3. [DaizyStripper] ダンデリオン　[dandelion] in my pants
4. [HIZAKI grace project] Mizerable in my pants
5. [PIERROT] WINDOW in my pants
6. [Fatima] Star spangled butterfly in my pants
7. [PIERROT] Barairo no sekai [rose-tinted world] in my pants
8. [Angelo] Squall in my pants
9. [Vanessa Mae] Storm in my pants [anyone detecting a trend here?]
10. [The Killers] Sam's town in my pants
11. [Buck-Tick] Mona Lisa [live] in my pants
12. [Muse] Bliss in my pants
13. [cali=gari] mahoraba buruuzu in my pants
14. [The Killers] Losing touch in my pants
15. [Marilyn Manson] The fall of Adam in my pants
16. [Scotty Vanity] Let's dance in my pants
17. [Radiohead] 15 step in my pants
18. [Abingdon Boys School] Down to you in my pants
19. [D] Schwarzchild in my pants
20. [Blood] There is no mercy in my pants

]]> ~hexamarillion http://hexamarillion.deviantart.com/journal/21649294/ http://hexamarillion.deviantart.com/journal/21649294/ Mon, 24 Nov 2008 14:43:04 PST
Mmm, long uni break. Mmm, endless daze stretching off into February. Mmm, coffee time.

Lame thing is, now I am home I'm been hoiked into fixing all the stuff that my family broke over the year -- apparently I am the only technologically competent person in my family. The main target of my fixative powers is going to be the printerscanner, funnily enough. On the upside, most of my material of the past couple of months will probably get upped soon.

Speaking of the fixing, I'd better kinda DO the fixing. But first, time for a coffee break.

]]> ~hexamarillion http://hexamarillion.deviantart.com/journal/21458560/ http://hexamarillion.deviantart.com/journal/21458560/ Wed, 12 Nov 2008 17:40:40 PST
うそーーDA won't let me put the journal title in kanji...what is this??? stupid random numbers

]]> ~hexamarillion http://hexamarillion.deviantart.com/journal/21397669/ http://hexamarillion.deviantart.com/journal/21397669/ Sun, 09 Nov 2008 01:08:49 PST
You know what's history? I'm history. Fucked.

]]> ~hexamarillion http://hexamarillion.deviantart.com/journal/21343599/ http://hexamarillion.deviantart.com/journal/21343599/ Wed, 05 Nov 2008 15:59:04 PST
Yes, it's all very exciting stuff. On the bright side, exam-wise I only have two and five-sixths to go until hometime. Mmmm avocado. And peaches are in season! Sort of. Meaning I ate some and it made me smile.

Th...that's not Harrison Ford is it? No, no, no way, never mind. Panic over.

What? Shut up, I AM working. I'm sitting here, aren't I? the document is open, isn't it? I'm making tap sounds, aren't I? Yeah, you'd better shut the hell up.

]]> ~hexamarillion http://hexamarillion.deviantart.com/journal/21321237/ http://hexamarillion.deviantart.com/journal/21321237/ Tue, 04 Nov 2008 15:59:38 PST
2. [A]ilurophobic: Napoleon Bonaparte was once found cowering behind his curtains, half naked, brandishing a sword at a kitten sitting under a chair. Alexander the Great, Julius Caesar, Genghis Khan and Hitler were scared of them too

3. [A]sian Studies is my Bachelor degree

4. [A]pple pie and cream is nice

5. [A]vocado is something I would marry if I could

6. [A]varice is a fun word to say

7. [A]ntidisestablismentarianism isn't fun to say, and in fact just pisses me off

8. [A]skew: as in, my brain

9. [A]lcohol: escapism in a bottle

10. [A]wesomeness: speaks for itself




Comment and you'll get a letter. I got mine from Sakuyukisan.

In other news, exams start tomorrow. Forgive me if I'm a little terse, but another a-word is anxious...=[

]]> ~hexamarillion http://hexamarillion.deviantart.com/journal/21224939/ http://hexamarillion.deviantart.com/journal/21224939/ Wed, 29 Oct 2008 21:44:38 PDT
AND LECTURES ARE FINISHED!! FOR THE YEAR!!! I'M NEARLY FREE!!!!

The best part? Tropical fruit in the subtropics, for cheap and yummy. Hi Mum. Love you. Coming home soon. I shall eat wholesome food! Occasionally.

That word is ugly-looking. It also looks wrong. But it isn't.

Fweeee!

]]> ~hexamarillion http://hexamarillion.deviantart.com/journal/21209582/ http://hexamarillion.deviantart.com/journal/21209582/ Tue, 28 Oct 2008 21:21:14 PDT
Also I like warheads and boom-boom headphones. Make loud in Orion's brain, is good.

Orion has his final Japanese oral exam tomorrow. This has made Orion so stressed he has regressed to referring to himself in third person and making small, absurd noises whenever the stress is too much to hold inside himself.

...That sounded a little obscene. Oopsie. How about I...never mind.

]]> ~hexamarillion http://hexamarillion.deviantart.com/journal/20898260/ http://hexamarillion.deviantart.com/journal/20898260/ Wed, 08 Oct 2008 21:59:53 PDT
I don't really know how to tell you this, but I dislike you. I think I realized it last year in your camping car when you insulted my fart balloon. I'm sure you're scarred enough to understand that I did a sex-change. I'm returning the couch cushions to you, but I'm keeping my common sense as a memory. You should also know that I always wanted to break senility.

Go burn, with ease
hexamarillion

1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm in love with your sister


2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes


3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kabob - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
None of the above - With George Bush and his wife


4. What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive out


5. What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other - The crazy monk


6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs - Man
O.C. - Emotional
One Tree Hill - Open
Heroes - Frostbitten
Lost - High
House - Scarred
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Mongolic
Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Senile
Top Model - Middle-class
None of the above - Ashamed


7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I've felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this.
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous - That I'm open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks


8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader-poster
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your memories from the military service


9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of your blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David's tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college


10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Always will remember
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked



11. What do you... ]]> ~hexamarillion http://hexamarillion.deviantart.com/journal/20726865/ http://hexamarillion.deviantart.com/journal/20726865/ Sun, 28 Sep 2008 15:36:08 PDT
I'm sure many have already done so, but I'm tempted to get a single wing as a nod to Sephiroth/Death Trance/whatever Japanese institution both are drawn from.

Kanji is a bitch. Because it makes me its bitch. This is a bit gay. I don't LIKE being the bitch.

Would it be wrong for me to get D'espairsRay lyrics done all over me? Or does that make me a bit of a tragic fanboy?

Yes, I know. Ask a stupid question. But still.

How can I still be tired?

]]> ~hexamarillion http://hexamarillion.deviantart.com/journal/20715969/ http://hexamarillion.deviantart.com/journal/20715969/ Sun, 28 Sep 2008 02:33:35 PDT
True friends will read and repost this. Fake friends will just ignore it.

Yessuh, uh huh.

]]> ~hexamarillion http://hexamarillion.deviantart.com/journal/20513925/ http://hexamarillion.deviantart.com/journal/20513925/ Mon, 15 Sep 2008 21:40:54 PDT
I am frustrated by the non-extant nature of a single kanji with the meaning "loaded".

As for the 2500 word essay due Friday week [& at MIDDAY -- what the fuck is WRONG with you Paul Burton???]...I'm a bit fucked. Oh well.

I hope they sell ROCKSTAR in six packs. Because I want it.

I think I put my mind somewhere safe. But now I can't find it.

I feel a bit lame a the moment.

I should probably start sleeping.

]]> ~hexamarillion http://hexamarillion.deviantart.com/journal/20326339/ http://hexamarillion.deviantart.com/journal/20326339/ Thu, 04 Sep 2008 15:17:09 PDT

1. Name three of the most influential songs of your childhood.
Space Oddity//David Bowie
Solitude Standing//Suzanne Vega
Walk on the Wild Side//Lou Reed

2. Name three of the most influential songs to you currently.
Razor//D'espairsRay
Hello//Pierrot
Pilot fish//CaliGari

3.) Select one of your characters. Is there a song you connect to him / her vocally?
I connect lots of my characters to music, since it's usually their mother. I'd go as far as to say all of them are mothered by a song or band. Bobby de Beaucharte -- You don't know what love is//Cassandra Wilson

4.) But what about you? Is there a specific artist/band you've always liked, no matter what?
David Bowie, in spite of his taste in guitarists

5.) Put your entire playlist on shuffle. List the first five songs
Pink ego box//Muse
New vogue children//Schwarz Stein
Mindfields//Prodigy
Rose jail//Kaya
Slam//Pendulum

6.) Make a band acronym out of the letters of your name.
Our
Reign
Is
Over
Now

7.) The best instrument in your opinion:
synth

8.) A song that you cannot stand.
anything by James Blunt

9.) Word Association:
Psychedelic: pie
Anger: wall
Dragon: pie
Water: wet
Evil: pie
Apple: pie
Choices: idiocy
Bicycle: pie

And last but not least, Tag 5 people, along with songs that remind you of them:

Cherish//SuG
Dancing Queen//ABBA
You sound like Louis Berdette//The Whitlams
Du Hast Mich//Rammstein
Vizard//Moi dix Mois

]]> ~hexamarillion http://hexamarillion.deviantart.com/journal/20032026/ http://hexamarillion.deviantart.com/journal/20032026/ Mon, 18 Aug 2008 22:12:13 PDT
ST: [sigh] Thank you sir. I'm sorry for panicking.

O-W: That's all right: it happens to everyone.

The parents needn't have looked at me like /I/ was the one directing despicable innuendo at small children.

Apart from the heinous heinous dialogue...and the unsubtle sexualisation of every female in the film [which I enjoyed...a lot...but it is still wrong! This film is for small children!] I...enjoyed Clone Wars...a lot. Yes, that's right, I loved it. It hurt my insides and my eyeballs with its radiance and glory. I wish I could afford to go to QANTM. It was all I ever wanted.

]]> ~hexamarillion http://hexamarillion.deviantart.com/journal/19651278/ http://hexamarillion.deviantart.com/journal/19651278/ Mon, 28 Jul 2008 22:23:11 PDT
I blame the new layout. For a lot of things. I find it upsetting because I don't know how to use it.

I also find it upsetting that I can't upload my deezy.

Any thoughts?

]]> ~hexamarillion http://hexamarillion.deviantart.com/journal/19243928/ http://hexamarillion.deviantart.com/journal/19243928/ Sun, 06 Jul 2008 21:55:17 PDT
I wear BLACK, so I MUST be a goth.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.

I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I'm JAMICAN so I must smoke weed.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a stuck up whore.

I wear skirts a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big peter.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.

I HAVE BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a whore.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy.

I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon and fried chicken.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I’m CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hate gay people.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse

I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I watch PORN so I MUST be perverted.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be an obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE

I care about the ENVIRONMENT, so I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blonde blue-eyed lesbian.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED

I don’t CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast

I'm SWEDISH, so I MUST be WHITE.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I’m RUSSIAN, so I MUST love Vodka and Caviar.

Spr... ]]> ~hexamarillion http://hexamarillion.deviantart.com/journal/19054541/ http://hexamarillion.deviantart.com/journal/19054541/ Thu, 26 Jun 2008 10:07:35 PDT
But there is food on the way so it's all good. I wonder why I'm so hungry? All I DID today was eat and pose like a camera manwhore. Which is definitely something which ought to recur -- it was fun. Milk & Honey is good. I like it much. Their serves of chips are huge. Huger than Pajenkas.

Mmm...food. I shall away to eat! And then I shall 'meditate' until my alarm goes off, and then I must begin my day. See some of you soon, in fact, and soon all of you will see the latest bloc of my attempts at artistry.

Wouldn't it be cool to work in the technical aspects of film or theatre? I want to play with lighting.

]]> ~hexamarillion http://hexamarillion.deviantart.com/journal/19029550/ http://hexamarillion.deviantart.com/journal/19029550/ Tue, 24 Jun 2008 22:32:31 PDT
Linguistics is OVER! To Wagamama to celebrate! Sankyuu to Nacchan! Oh and then tonight much Madlax. Ha, as if Madlax is Mireille with ears & Margaret Burton is just Kirika with plaits...But Kouichi Mashimo seems to know what I like, and THEN there's Yuki Kajiura-sama's soundtracks.

]]> ~hexamarillion http://hexamarillion.deviantart.com/journal/19009159/ http://hexamarillion.deviantart.com/journal/19009159/ Mon, 23 Jun 2008 20:16:06 PDT
Get. Away. From me. La la laaaa this isn't happening.

]]> ~hexamarillion http://hexamarillion.deviantart.com/journal/18976637/ http://hexamarillion.deviantart.com/journal/18976637/ Sun, 22 Jun 2008 02:49:46 PDT oomsday. Also Wednesdayoomsday.

Wish me not-fail. Particularly for the Tuesday kanji exam of Doom. As for the linguistics exam, I'm not even going to pretend that I expect not-fail. I'm just hoping the fail is as painless as possible -- you know, something in the vicinity of falling off a six storey building. I can pick myself up after THAT as long as I don't land funny. Let's hope I land on my head; then I'll be fine.

I like Kaya-sama's new single. The b-side is better than Chocolat, I think, but both are good. Kaya has even more super-range than he used to, too.

I have put my back out for the third time by trying to play Fi, but I just can't seem to stop myself. By the way, Mason Williams, damn you for being a virtuoso and therefore writing music way out of my league. My mother snorted at me when I expressed this sentiment, and said something along the lines of "You started playing guitar six months ago, will you put down the damn razor?" but nonetheless I am intensely irritated by my shortcomings.

This isn't actually supposed to be related, but apparently "Orion is a masochist."

]]> ~hexamarillion http://hexamarillion.deviantart.com/journal/18654379/ http://hexamarillion.deviantart.com/journal/18654379/ Tue, 03 Jun 2008 23:06:14 PDT
Q: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search:
A: Orion Needs A Home

Q: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search:
A: Orion looks like rain

Q: Type in "[your name] says" in Google search:
A: Orion says give me a kiss

Q: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search:
A: Orion wants to wrap this connection with a ...

Q: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search:
A: Orion does it again!

Q: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search:
A: Orion hates security guards who wield power just because they can

Q: Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search:
A: Orion asks this court to disregard this clear language

Q: Type in "[your name] goes" in Google search:
A: Orion goes against pedestrian crash legislation

Q: Type in "[your name] likes" in Google search:
A: Orion likes orange juice!

Q: Type in "[your name] eats" in Google search:
A: Orion eats from The Count's dish [even with The Count's snoot in it]

Q: Type in "[your name] wears" in Google search:
A: Orion wears his dagger above his belt

Q: Type in "[your name] was arrested for" in Google Search:
A: Orion was arrested for reciting the First Amendment in Union Square through a cardboard megaphone

]]> ~hexamarillion http://hexamarillion.deviantart.com/journal/18571722/ http://hexamarillion.deviantart.com/journal/18571722/ Fri, 30 May 2008 05:54:18 PDT
Oh I bet I was a sight to see, mincing about the tables like I'm even faggier than I am. I smiled a lot, and got to offer crayons to adults and alcohol to small children, and continue to be amazed by the amount of food other people can leave on their plates. I HATE not eating food. If it's there it should be eaten, but these...people...they can order entire pizzas and then only eat a SLICE. THEY LET ME TAKE MOST-OF-PIZZAS AWAY. What is that?? Obviously they have either had the vast majority of their stomachs surgically removed, the ast majority of their brains surgically removed and/or the vast majority of their eyeballs surgically removed, or they are not college students. [I'm going for the whole "they're just stupid" thing, personally, which fits with any and all of the above.]

I am deeply wounded by this collective failure of our customers. Could YOU leave food on your plate?

It just seems so WRONG.

]]> ~hexamarillion http://hexamarillion.deviantart.com/journal/18486522/ http://hexamarillion.deviantart.com/journal/18486522/ Sat, 24 May 2008 22:13:35 PDT
On the other foot entirely my SuG album came!! It was very prompt and I shall now cheerfully plug Brand X as my store-of-choice until their competitors kill me. But really, they were so helpful and prompt and all the rest of it that if I wasn't already married and impregnating a variety of intangible and tangible concepts I'd insist it has my babies. As it is, it'll just be added to the list.

What else? Oh yes. I am a student and I have no money. But when there are 50%-off-all-anime sales on a JBs, it would be wrong of me to leave without buying SOMETHING, even if it means I have no food for the next week. Shut up. I HAVE priorities. This is PROOF. So I bought Gilgamesh. I've been using the intrigue of the sealed box set on my desk as an incentive to get my work done, but I finished the aforementioned essay-of-doom yesterday, and rewarded myself with the first disc this morning. I was sold as soon as I laid eyeballs on the first evil soldier in strappy black leather, and his awesome hair.

]]> ~hexamarillion http://hexamarillion.deviantart.com/journal/17999567/ http://hexamarillion.deviantart.com/journal/17999567/ Wed, 23 Apr 2008 21:51:13 PDT Jesus, on the banana-phone of heaven, but he's about to fucking die if I was asleep

Have you kissed anyone over 25?
Eh? Do parents count? Or are we talking that throat-raping shit?


How is life going for you right now?
Dandy


Do you like to scream?
...if I say yes, it sounds dodgy. Am I the only one who noticed this?

Who was the last person to text you?
I don't have a mobile. So sue me


Last words you spoke?
"We should eat pancakes when Batman comes out."

What is bothering you right now?
The time it takes things I want to get from Japan to me


How do you feel right now?
Like I want coffee


Can you play Guitar Hero?
I'd like to think so


Do you prefer warm or cold weather?
Cold


Do you "play" outside?
Yes, yes I do


What do you currently hear right now?
Music and the comforting whirr of the Barracks' ethernet having a hissy fit

How old do you think you will be when you finally have kids?
I already am a daddy. And a proud one too. Ai is the most gorgeous baby ever.


Would you rather watch football or baseball?
Baseball, because the Japanese make it fucking cool

Where is your number one person on your friends list?
At...number one?


Do you feel like dancing?
Always and forever


How much money do you have on you?
Four whole dollars. But that's going to coffee.


Do you speak another language other than English?
I attempt to speak, aka butcher with a blunt hunting knife, Japanese on a regular basis

What made you happy today?
Saito Takumi.


What did you do today?
Whatever-sleeping-isn't followed promptly by internet


Who is the first person you talked to today?
Ka-chan

What song is playing?
I have no idea. I have trouble recognising stuff that isn't viskei

Does anyone like you?
Are offerings of kinky bondage sex "liking"?


What are you thinking about right now?



What’s your middle name?
I don't have one

What were you doing an hour ago?
The same thing I am now, an hour away


What did you do Friday night?
I was in Sydney spending every cent I had

Do you wear your seatbelt in the car?
Yes


Has anyone ever mistaken you for someone else?
...I'm sort of one of a kind


Next vacation you're going on?
Vacation? What is this strange creature of which you speak? Can I eat it?


What's something you really want right now, be honest?
Coffee


Do you like to text or call more?
Call. Texting is alien to me


What's the closest blue object to you?
My boxers


Is there anyone you hate?
Not really


Do you like the color orange?
Hell yes. It always makes me think of Yu~ki-san

What is the weather like today?
Nauseatingly clear and bright


Who did you last talk to on the phone for over 20 minutes?
Kitty


Where will you be in an hour?
My money's on still here

]]> ~hexamarillion http://hexamarillion.deviantart.com/journal/17804897/ http://hexamarillion.deviantart.com/journal/17804897/ Sat, 12 Apr 2008 00:14:19 PDT
Besides, it produced something magnificent. She's gorgeous. By far more beautiful than any who have came before and will after. There'll never be anyone like her. She's beyond compare and she is most of my world. [And unlike THIS stupid pc, she's let me change my mood emoticon... ;<<]

Dick Smith had my BABY.

I am Ai's proud, honoured, adoring father. I lay eyes on her and the naming process took about two split seconds.

As did my abduction of her, for that matter. I wasn't going to leave her with Dick. I may be an abysmal person, but I'll be a good parent to HER -- better than Dick at least -- because such is the power of Ai.

And so, a new era begins.

]]> ~hexamarillion http://hexamarillion.deviantart.com/journal/17544105/ http://hexamarillion.deviantart.com/journal/17544105/ Thu, 27 Mar 2008 15:49:23 PDT
I have recently had the ugliest haircut on the face of the earth. To disguise it, I use large amounts of hair gel. Only now it has started doing something strange, and it looks like someone's, but I don't know whose.

So. Life, the universe, and everything.

Good stuff: perfect score in written Japanese. Distinction [just] in spoken. Money coming soon. Laptop coming soon. My copy of Versus [!!!] coming soon. Chocolate coming soon.

Bad stuff: linguistics assessment due on the eighth. Linguistics. Money leaving soon. Fear and uncertainty as regards getting BLOOD tickets. Fear and uncertainty as to whether I'll have money in time to pre-order NOiZstar. BEING DENIED BY THE MOODCHANGER. Stupid Fenner pcs. That's Dell for you.

...

I think I need to watch my SuG dvd sometime today. And I rented the first disc of Samurai Champloo. =]

OH OH OH -- IMPORTANT! PRINCESS PRINCESS D THE DRAMA IS THE MOST AMAZING THING KNOWN TO THIS MAN!! $%##%#@@ Tooru is awesome. [link]

]]> ~hexamarillion http://hexamarillion.deviantart.com/journal/17321896/ http://hexamarillion.deviantart.com/journal/17321896/ Thu, 13 Mar 2008 19:19:48 PDT [link] & at about 3:53 Takeru has the best laugh. It reminds me of Hitsugi's but WHO has the smile, ne? ;D]

Also on the topic of t-shirts? Ages ago one which had the words FUCK OFF emblazoned on it was on a magazine cover...and the other day when I was buying my Rise & Fall of Ziggy Stardust poster this guy walked past me and he was wearing it! I think my eyeballs nearly fell out. I'm so jealous...I want it. And just more good clothes. Blah blah blah -- what a femmy rant. xD I'm such a dickhead. Oh yeah...and my hair still looks like my Dad's in the early nineties. I can't show you though because I have no pc of any description -- you'll just have to take my word for it. Like father like son, only father is more handsome.

That's all for now. Time to roam the streets of Canberra. Jyaa ne.

]]> ~hexamarillion http://hexamarillion.deviantart.com/journal/17080193/ http://hexamarillion.deviantart.com/journal/17080193/ Tue, 26 Feb 2008 20:02:11 PST
Yoda, however, likes MacIntosh, and is unimpressed with me. He has manipulated the Force to be anti-Orion and uses it to technokick my ass. At least, that is my theory as to why the Macs that run rampant at my college refuse to work for me.

Then, OH JOY OF JOYS! I come across the Law Library, which is stacked to the gills with these ace, shiny, functional pcs, which I am now using to update those few who care on the minutiae of my life. Even better, this Menzies building thing is almost deserted and designed in such a way as to NOT maximise total frustration and anxiety. It's sort of almost peaceful.

So: the minutiae of moi, which I'm sure you all so desperately want to know.

Uni is going pretty well; I think primarily as I haven't done any work yet. My wallet isn't doing so well mostly because uni, specifically the coop bookshop, IS doing very VERY well. I suppose, if worst comes to worst, I can eat my books? Because tree is...very...nutritious....and...*mumbles incoherently* KAMIKAZE GIRLS!!! YES!! [link] Something we watched yesterday in my supposed Asian History course. Princess, it made me think of you. You should see it.

Umm I'm trying to consolidate my scholarship asap so as I can get a latop and internet properly [and a new mp3 player with the not-much-left-over]...but I'm liking this Menzies business in the meantime. Pity uni's so far from Fenner.

Blah blah I'm getting boring and whiny nao, so I wish pron upon all of you and take care. Sayonara.

AN: WTFKDJDYHJEDJKB the emoticon won't change!! Stupid pcs. I knew they couldn't be perfect. Pop-ups are locked off.

]]> ~hexamarillion http://hexamarillion.deviantart.com/journal/16996288/ http://hexamarillion.deviantart.com/journal/16996288/ Thu, 21 Feb 2008 16:21:55 PST
Well, there's one in the kitchenette on my floor, but I keep my bread in the fridge downstairs because otherwise random people would eat it and I really couldn't be arsed to go down to ground floor, get it, take it back to fourth floor, toast it, realise I forgot the jam [also kept in lockable fridge, next to fossilised apples that appear to have no owner], go back down, retrieve it, go back up, take the bread back down, put it away, and eat soggy toast.

Jam sandwiches for me instead. ^^

SO GUYS I now have a membership to the barracks which equals cheap, fast internet. FOR THE WIN; I love it, and I'll probably be online heaps more now. Besides which, my lovely new friend and latest watcher has a scanner in her room so I'll try to update my pictures asap.

Love you all -- please keep in touch with me!!! Love love love love. I miss you. <33

]]> ~hexamarillion http://hexamarillion.deviantart.com/journal/16936752/ http://hexamarillion.deviantart.com/journal/16936752/ Sun, 17 Feb 2008 21:28:39 PST
I have to keep it brief, unfortunately. I only have another twenty minutes online before I have to start paying more. Four bucks an hour is brilliant, yes, but not when Centrelink cancelled your payments and you're up in the air whilst simultaneously flying by the seat of your pants.

It is NOT an experience I recommend, but it's certainly interesting.

I'd be a hell of a lot happier, nonetheless, with proper internet and my own laptop and more money and some actual food et cetera et cetera. I do believe that on my student's budget I am going to lose a lot of weight, unless of course my body mistakes the lack of food as impending famine and I stack it on instead...

Anyhow I have to keep this very short and sweet. I love you all, I'm still mostly alive, and please please don't be deterred by my absence -- I will get back to all of you asap. <333

]]> ~hexamarillion http://hexamarillion.deviantart.com/journal/16595494/ http://hexamarillion.deviantart.com/journal/16595494/ Sun, 27 Jan 2008 11:06:54 PST
Screen: Here, have a photograph of a marathoneer running instead.

Me: Well...so far, so good. I mean, that makes sense. A little boring, but it's relevant footage. I can deal. Maybe I can go snatch my coffee while this thing does its deezy.

Screen: TREE!

Me: ...You must be kidding me.

Screen: Nope; don't look away now; you might miss a whole second of TREE IN FIELD!!!

Me: O__O;;;

]]> ~hexamarillion http://hexamarillion.deviantart.com/journal/16555479/ http://hexamarillion.deviantart.com/journal/16555479/ Thu, 24 Jan 2008 17:35:55 PST
The best parts of Versus, for instance, were:
- the constant lip-licking by every character at every other character, case in point being my muttering "I want to lick you" on behalf of The Man, who proceeded to actually lick his brother's blood off his knife and smile creepily
- when the snappily-dressed knife-guy grabs the glasses-guy and they...have...a thing. Yeah. [Don't tell me the Yakuza rumours are true...]

On a related and interesting tangent [interesting to me, at least] I have seen various Ryuhei movies, and in every one I have always pointed to random bit part characters going "See? That one! I like THAT one." As it turns out, after a sortie into imdb yesterday, each of these characters is played by Taku Sakaguchi, who is the swishy thread-jutsu dude from Shinobi, whose name I always meant to find out to see if he did anything else. It just so happens that I was already, unwittingly, locating him; and I felt very clever when I recognised him on the case of Versus whilst sitting in the car.

Anyway. I've rented a couple of other Ryuheis from the same video shop, and they're on my itinerary; Aragami and Alive, for anybody interested, &&I look forward to watching them.

We also watched Twilight of the Dark Master last night, which I actually really really liked. Tsunami Shijyo is a bit of love. A BIG bit.

I COULD stop ranting about my cinematic exploits now, but that wouldn't be like me. I shall simply hold them up as my excuse for not managing to deviate anything at the moment. Yes; it's all the movies' fault I haven't done those gloves yet....

OTHER AND MORE REALISTIC EXCUSE FOR HEIGHTENED ATTITUDE OF ESCAPISM:: life is scary. Organising and financing the interstate transfer and the New Beginning aka Entering the Vast Sea of the Capital in Both a Literal and Metaphysical Manner is intimidating.

Go away now.

Kirito will save me.

As long as he doesn't have a knife, a bike or a red sequined jumpsuit. [link]

]]> ~hexamarillion http://hexamarillion.deviantart.com/journal/16441121/ http://hexamarillion.deviantart.com/journal/16441121/ Thu, 17 Jan 2008 03:24:31 PST
It turns out that ANU have offered me a place in their lovely lovely establishment! Hooray for me and oh dear for all the politicians, conservatives and squares I shall hopefully be imposing my whimsical and transvestic existence upon by mid-February this year!

Oh, there is so much that can go wrong, but at this very moment it feels so magnificently, magically, profoundly, satisyingly, stupefyingly, excitingly right. [Take that, whoever said never to use more than one adverb in a sentence, and fuck you splendidly because I'm feeling terribly -- there's another one! -- rambunctious just now. It concerns me more that the grammatical structure of the statement in question might give my dear mentor Wally a heart attack. But I'm really feeling too great to give a sparkle.]

]]> ~hexamarillion http://hexamarillion.deviantart.com/journal/16434659/ http://hexamarillion.deviantart.com/journal/16434659/ Wed, 16 Jan 2008 16:02:55 PST
My failed attempt to watch the Japanese news on SBS the day before yesterday was rather demoralising and it appears that I underestimated its effect on my morale. After all, I pride myself on my ability to function consciously exclusively via will-power, and making it to the couch, fifteen minutes late, at five forty-five am only to wake abruptly three and a quarter hours later was at best severely disappointing. I was mollified somewhat by the fact that I did see the weather girl before I passed out. She is the most important part of this new ritual. I have formed an odd attachment to her, finding hers a soothing presence, although she doesn't give a forecast as comprehensive as Gackt's. Who could? [link]

However after several inexplicable and deranged wanderings through other people's houses [thank you, Ally, darling: I hope you have reconsidered the significance of swans and recovered from seeing me drink that beautiful concoction I made], last night's solid seven and a half hour marathon of Kyou Kara Maou with my wife and Julianne refilled the coffee mug of my emotional self. Additionally, Sweden and I inserted a pre-NHK News screening of Velvet Goldmine [which was, I think, well-taken. Glam rock will never die].

Then it was time to blither over the charm of KAWAII KAWAII KAWAII WEATHER GIRL through mouthfuls of mocha; so all-in-all, in spite of my resounding defeat the other day, today I am feeling much better about everything and very very conscious. Sweden and Julious have, however, fallen asleep in my lougeroom and my brother has retreated to his lair, although his friends keep talking to me on Steam. So. Here is me, consuming Red Eye and trying to use this time productively, as I see it.

Upcoming events, more significant than those I have related above, include the issuing of uni offers through UAC at nine o'clock tonight and the advent of some food pretty damn soon. To quote Stephen Fry: "If you have been, go back to sleep." I had already warned you that this is a product of me being slightly manic and a trifle bored...speaking of trifle, I love mashing cake...now, where was I? ADD brought on by too much caffeine because I left out how many cups of COFFEE I've had? Don't be ridiculous. I am very, very sane and focused. Yes. And I'm going away now. This beautiful literary masterpiece has taken me twice as long to write as the deviation I am about to upload took me to draw. CUSTARD ON YOUR FACE.

]]> ~hexamarillion http://hexamarillion.deviantart.com/journal/16375108/ http://hexamarillion.deviantart.com/journal/16375108/ Sat, 12 Jan 2008 16:10:24 PST
=X

Coffee! Coffee is the answer.

Excuse me.

It's nerves.

They're jangling a little. And by a little I mean as much as Tsukasa's chains against his cage bars, which is, I suppose, not so very insignificant. It's the magnitude of a move halfway across the country that's getting to me, I think. But how to calm down? Think of trees? Grass swaying in the wind? Undisturbed waters? What?

Coffee again, I believe, out of which I am hoping to fish my muse and thus manage to achieve something allowing me to feel accomplished. The illusion of ego is an interesting one. My own ego is rather like a chip packet, all shiny, crackling loudly and apparently full of the chips of confidence. But when you reach in there, the packet is nearly empty.

I really am going now. The empty chip packet desperately needs coffee poured into it.

]]> ~hexamarillion http://hexamarillion.deviantart.com/journal/15840723/ http://hexamarillion.deviantart.com/journal/15840723/ Fri, 07 Dec 2007 21:16:53 PST
Enjoy.



[link]

]]> ~hexamarillion http://hexamarillion.deviantart.com/journal/15526438/ http://hexamarillion.deviantart.com/journal/15526438/ Thu, 15 Nov 2007 20:43:02 PST
NOT. How incredibly dull. Tolerable, but dull. Soooo dull. Boooring. No one was cool except for the obvious exceptions [we know who we are and we know we're fantastic].

Apart from the part where we scared people the best part was tiramisu and coffee. And that was that. Over and out and adios Byron Bay High School! Ciao bella etcetera etcetera. You won't be missed.

But the Empire will be. And the tragedy is that, no longer allied by a common foe, we go our separate ways. Hopefully they're separate ways that won't last very long. There will be a reunification -- I don't have a problem with keeping the Empire aloft, nary fear, and if you don't all return to it or me then I shall hunt you down and drag you back. But I'd say you're all more likely to come running. After all, it's the Empire. There's nowhere better.<33333

And the Princess has introduced me to the amusing world of Fruits Basket:::I like it. Is funny. Even though Tohru is a sped deezy and I want to watch her DIE. NO ONE IS THAT HAPPY. But Shigure, Ayame and Uo are cool. Ayame is the best!!!

+++WELCOME TO SWEDEN!!!<3333

*joyflail* It pleases me that you arrive.

]]> ~hexamarillion http://hexamarillion.deviantart.com/journal/15426872/ http://hexamarillion.deviantart.com/journal/15426872/ Thu, 08 Nov 2007 21:08:45 PST
I.

DID.

IT.

I did it! I WIN. Against all odds, I have conquered!

Not quite veniversum, possibly, I concede. But school has sort of been the main feature on the mantelpiece of my existence for the past twelve years or so. I think my tendency towards victorious flailing and the cheerful abuse of my education are perfectly justified behaviours and I also think I WIN.

Congratulations, fellow sufferers, in this the HSC class of '07 -- it's over. If you're anything like me your final exam was yesterday morning. Your forgot your pens, almost had an aneurysm, trembled at someone until you procured a few, charged into the exams five minutes late, sat down and spent the next three hours working your hand into a contorted parody of a paralytic spider. Then you walked out to the car, dazed and confused, with your head oddly empty and a ringing in your ears.

Then you undertook the dangerous but necessary quest for coffee.

Then you went home and sat on the couch in a state of imperturbable catatonia.

Then you woke up this morning, ate eggs, read some Oscar Wilde, because you like to. Found coffee. Made coffee. Drank coffee. Went to chi kung. Came home. Watched Torchwood. sat on the couch vacantly. And then you realised what you'd done, and what you never have to do again. Ever.

Holy mother of Mana.

I did it.

&&&

The Campaign:::Sweden, I meant what I said. I will whinge persistently until you join me here. You can look forward to it. Every time I so much as lay eyes on you.

Swedennn........Sweeedennnnnnnnnnnnnn....DDD=...Sweden! Swedennn...

And on an extra-loving note, I would like to ask everyone who knows me to join me in this quest, which takes precedence even over the quest for coffee. Take careful note of that, Sweden: look how much I want this! It's more important to me than CAFFEINE. So join. Please?

]]> ~hexamarillion http://hexamarillion.deviantart.com/journal/15385454/ http://hexamarillion.deviantart.com/journal/15385454/ Tue, 06 Nov 2007 00:01:13 PST
One more to go. The final blow. The coup de grace, only three hours long and honed to most painful effect. Why oh why didn't I heed the wisdom of my Da? Why oh why did no one warn me that Legal Studies was going to be brainrape with a pitchfork? I would never have sort of exploded in their faces for giving me logical advice and then done it just to spite them...no, that sounds completely out of character.

;;<< Dammit.

But no point in dwelling on the past, right? Much better to look to the future, which consists of my slow and agonising death.

...Yaaay.

]]> ~hexamarillion http://hexamarillion.deviantart.com/journal/15181539/ http://hexamarillion.deviantart.com/journal/15181539/ Tue, 23 Oct 2007 00:00:57 PDT
But that's English done and dusted, so the worst is over: or at least I'm on my knees praying so. And I have this week to cram for the three Exams of Doom next week. I think that's a good thing...

And I am so happy -- I actually found and finished my Illuminati Mana from ages ago! I found him while flicking through my diary, which I do often so I feel like I'm doing something even though I'm just avoiding the Egyptian New Kingdom like plague. He was sitting on the blank page at the start half-naked and rejected-looking so I located my artliner and helped him relocate his modesty. =X

Yay for creative urges whilst trying to study. My body tries to protect me instinctively, and since I have a strong instinct of self-preservation when it comes to studying, if nothing else, it usually succeeds. Wally tells me that I have "a foot in for gold in the Procrastination Olympics." I really believe I'm just trying to maintain my insanity. Mana forbid I should ever become anything but me. And not procrastinating is utterly and completely not me.

My prayer of the day: may Australians stop voting fatheads into government because the eyebrows of one particular fathead are really starting to annoy me, and more importantly may it rain. Because I like the world better when it's grey. Sunlight hurts me.

]]> ~hexamarillion http://hexamarillion.deviantart.com/journal/15121432/ http://hexamarillion.deviantart.com/journal/15121432/ Thu, 18 Oct 2007 20:33:41 PDT
Okay; so I'm being slightly melodramatic. I don't need to die, exactly. And I certainly don't /want/ to.

I just need therapy, and never to move my right hand again. It's cramping something spectacular, and also turning intriguing shades of fuschia when it isn't blue.

All I can say is thank god it's over. Thank god I will never have to read Shakespeare in that tepid, nauseating scholarly light again, nor refer to genuine artistry as a 'literary technique.'

Bah humbug.

But I did it! I got up at quarter to seven this morning and I went to school and I did it. I finished, even. It's done.

Now I need some serious Torchwood therapy. But first -- to the refrigerator for sustenance and the telephone to vent my furies at Daddy! [Love you, Da.] Then to the Torchwood which is sacred and almighty.

And then on to Azumi 2.

And then more food.

And then Moon Child because it's great.

I love Moon Child.

I am not an escapist.

Oh and by the way: everyone should stalk Daizy Stripper! Message me for their deezy, or just use the [link] which is still working I think. Many thanks to Kozette who did the upload: you made me very happy.

]]> ~hexamarillion http://hexamarillion.deviantart.com/journal/15066487/ http://hexamarillion.deviantart.com/journal/15066487/ Sun, 14 Oct 2007 23:00:48 PDT
No.

You aren't there. I deny you. Go away.

I shall think about nice things instead, like chocolate and tight shiny pants and ways to obtain more movies with Hyde in them because he has the most beautiful arms I have ever seen. And how pretty Kirito-san's singing voice is, particularly blasted out of a subwoofer with six speakers.

Next step is to work out how to install an mp3 player into my brain...

Perhaps I shall locate William Gibson's email somehow and ask him if he's thought of that one. I bet he has. After all, he's already written novels about all of my 'original' ideas...good lord I wish I could hate him and his thrice-damned genius. But they're so good that I can't even be slightly cranky about it anymore.

Oh. Azumi is nice to think about too! ; D

]]> ~hexamarillion http://hexamarillion.deviantart.com/journal/15048895/ http://hexamarillion.deviantart.com/journal/15048895/ Sat, 13 Oct 2007 19:33:54 PDT
I feel so alone.

Not even the knowledge that every other HSC student in New South Wales is suffering beneath the same life-sucking beast of doom makes me feel better.

]]> ~hexamarillion http://hexamarillion.deviantart.com/journal/15023078/ http://hexamarillion.deviantart.com/journal/15023078/ Thu, 11 Oct 2007 23:54:52 PDT
You see, there is now about eight hours less than seven days until doom, true and good, comes upon /me/. No mirrors are cracking, I admit, but as I am not the best with anger management I'm sure plenty will before doom arrives proper. Waaaaah...

Torchwood is my saviour. I am so happy I own it now. I treasure those DVDs. Tragic, you say? Well guess what? When I break those mirrors, if you'd like to repeat that, I'll pick up a shard of glass and come after you. In fact, take out the part where I have to exercise and just go to heaven and stay there, away from me. I'll go to hell happily -- John Barrowman will be there. Keep it gay! <333

But on to a fate worse than heaven: my HSC. Oh goody. Am I ever looking forward to that. You're just jealous because /you/ don't get to write three six-page essays in two hours, and then do it again the following Monday. Whoopie yee-yi-ay, joy of joys, rainbows and sunshine and bollocks.

I want to be cremated and have my ashes used as Mana-sama's eye makeup, please.

]]> ~hexamarillion http://hexamarillion.deviantart.com/journal/14593461/ http://hexamarillion.deviantart.com/journal/14593461/ Tue, 11 Sep 2007 17:32:40 PDT
I kid you not, watching the credits and listening to the cool but tuneless theme song after a midnight seesh is actually a MORE HORRIBLE EXPERIENCE than the BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH.

I love Torchwood. I really do. It excites me because it actually follows the plotlines that my sick and twisted mind imposes upon it. Although SOME of the episodes really suck, I concede. I think that Russell Davies should dump a couple of his writers. And hire ME!

No I would not turn the whole thing into a naked Jack Harkness pornfest. Me? Never. I'm insulted that you ever even imagine such a thing...

...and no I would not gratuitously create a spin-off of the spin-off rewritten as a musical.

But it could work, couldn't it? I mean how could Weevil showgirls not be a hit? And have you HEARD John Barrowman's tenor? Come onnn. Well.../I/ think it would be cool.

Just think, we could kick Owen in the balls to make him a soprano.

]]> ~hexamarillion http://hexamarillion.deviantart.com/journal/14159350/ http://hexamarillion.deviantart.com/journal/14159350/ Tue, 14 Aug 2007 03:21:30 PDT
I feel it is my duty thence to point out that I am the reason Gackt will never, ever have children. It is my fault that this is actually physically impossible. Observe: [link]

Poor Gackt...but it's his own fault for getting into me. Really, he squished himself. ><;;

Join the Pants Brigade and post yourself in a comment...we have to get them all covered!

[link]

............In other news the quizzinesses tell me I am:
_ Kirito [link] of Pierrot (really cool quiz, actually [link])
_ [dir en grey bassist] Toshiya's [link] human pet. He lets me sleep in a purple bed and feeds me candy and soda! If only it were true...
_ VERY CLOSE TO MYSELF in jrock anatomy: I am Gackt's "ever-bulging package;" so I use myself [le pants] to emphasise myself [le package].

Kinky.

]]> ~hexamarillion http://hexamarillion.deviantart.com/journal/14095271/ http://hexamarillion.deviantart.com/journal/14095271/ Thu, 09 Aug 2007 18:53:02 PDT
It is also illegal.

What you DON'T realise, all you drag racers on the Australian streets out there, is that YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG. Something came through our cultural filter a bit funny and what you call 'drag racing' is in fact a very toned down, safe version of a truly extreme sport -- even so, it still manages to send our politicians into a collective tizzy. I hate to wonder how they'd handle the real thing. If you have a politician in the house, probably best not to let them see the following footage I managed to obtain. Highly sensitive material, but I hope you will find it corrective and informative to your dragging practices.

(By the way, Princess, I propose to make drag racing the principal sport of the Empire.)

[link]

]]> ~hexamarillion http://hexamarillion.deviantart.com/journal/13448272/ http://hexamarillion.deviantart.com/journal/13448272/ Fri, 22 Jun 2007 14:46:48 PDT You wake at 3am
THE HOUR OF BLACK TRUTH.

While you were sleeping
All meaning has collapsed
Now only darkness exists

Poor little plankton of the night
You have been swallowed
By the great whale of DOOM

Down, down. Down you go
Into SHEER FUTILITY.
"It's all impossible," you groan,
Then you disintegrate
Into unconsciousness.

7.30 A.M.
Finds you at the table
Reconstructing your personality
Rebuilding civilisation
This takes half an hour.

At eight o'clock,
Like a prayer,
The cup of tea rises
To your lips.
A bird sings.
The whale of doom
Is now a sardine on toast.

---Michael Leunig

]]> ~hexamarillion http://hexamarillion.deviantart.com/journal/13270997/ http://hexamarillion.deviantart.com/journal/13270997/ Fri, 08 Jun 2007 21:34:12 PDT
I did::::legal studies
--should have done ART

I did::::advanced maths and then dropped it
--should have done MODERN HISTORY

I did::::drama and then dropped it
--should have done JAPANESE

But I didn't. Bah humbug.

]]> ~hexamarillion http://hexamarillion.deviantart.com/journal/13142992/ http://hexamarillion.deviantart.com/journal/13142992/ Tue, 29 May 2007 19:27:26 PDT
Although the orderly niceness of it all occasionally bordered on alarming, it was great fun. The Princess and I went to Brisbane one on Saturday. It was good and would have been better had I had more monies to spend.

People are funny. I like them; just not humanity. Funny old world.

Present occupation: avoiding Thutmose III

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