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Its time for that special weekend again. It's a very very magical time, and I hope everyone appreciates the beauty of it. Now, not only is it Harvec's 18th; which in itself is very special. It is.. of course.. Eurovision.


~**EUROVISION**~

It has come to grace our eyes and souls again, with glitter, sequins, nudity and out of tune melodies. Prepare yourself. You will never again (until May 2007) see something like it again. Sure, there may be no sexy Deen God, there may not be Sertab the wailing turkey. But there is.. Texas Lightning. And of course.. Silvia Night. And Lordi- which is a blemish on the glowing visage of eurovision. But let that not discourage you from watching it. SBS Sunday Night. 8:30pm. DO IT.
Love it. Adore it. Breathe it.

Love,
HBM ]]> ~hitlersblondeminions http://hitlersblondeminions.deviantart.com/journal/6858100/ http://hitlersblondeminions.deviantart.com/journal/6858100/ Mon, 24 Oct 2005 18:37:23 PDT [link]

I'd just like to issue a warning.. people caught doing this in my line of sight will be punished severely. ]]> ~hitlersblondeminions http://hitlersblondeminions.deviantart.com/journal/6805612/ http://hitlersblondeminions.deviantart.com/journal/6805612/ Wed, 19 Oct 2005 00:24:20 PDT xoxoxoxoxo ]]> ~hitlersblondeminions http://hitlersblondeminions.deviantart.com/journal/6605074/ http://hitlersblondeminions.deviantart.com/journal/6605074/ Mon, 26 Sep 2005 06:07:57 PDT
it has been proven that she is the funny and more entertaining of all the HBM's and because of that she should be recognised more often! i am quite sure that lots of u thought that there were only 2 HBM but YOU'RE WRONG! And today we salute the great and wonderful yvette! ok? good!

Signed... me... who is yvette! hahahahahha!
Peace out ]]> ~hitlersblondeminions http://hitlersblondeminions.deviantart.com/journal/6447476/ http://hitlersblondeminions.deviantart.com/journal/6447476/ Thu, 08 Sep 2005 04:42:01 PDT Just a tres quick note to let you all know Dasha and I will be doing a photoshoot on the holidays called 'Essence de Bogan'. Basically a day in the life of Melbourne's more.. interesting suburbs.
- Melton
- Dandenong
- Frankston
- Greensborough
- Kananook
- Springvale
- Footscray
and various other delightful places... We love you interesting suburbs!

Keep a moccasined eye out!

mwah mwah ]]> ~hitlersblondeminions http://hitlersblondeminions.deviantart.com/journal/6318272/ http://hitlersblondeminions.deviantart.com/journal/6318272/ Wed, 24 Aug 2005 18:19:05 PDT
It has been tres long since we wrote a journal entry, so while I procrastinate doing English and fear the arrival of my French SAC in 15 minutes I shall journalify. Oh and introduce you to the new top hit songs of the Merkaydes Bernina automobile.

I Wanna Bomb Osama/Do A Llama (to tune of La Bamba)

I wanna bomb osama, doo doo doo
I wanna bomb osama, in the arm'a with lla-a-a-a-ma
Bomb Osama, DOOO a Llama
I wanna do a Llama
I wanna do a llama in the backyard of O-sa-a-a-a-ma
Do a Llama
Bomb Osama
I wanna do Olama! (sung with flourish and arm waving)
Cha Cha Cha

So yes.. that shall be played in the car of Meagan, Moi and Dasha. Which is a beautiful run down gaffa taped car.. Plans will be drawn up and submitted soon.
Mwah Mwah
xoxoxox ]]> ~hitlersblondeminions http://hitlersblondeminions.deviantart.com/journal/5650442/ http://hitlersblondeminions.deviantart.com/journal/5650442/ Tue, 14 Jun 2005 20:48:37 PDT [link] ]]> ~hitlersblondeminions http://hitlersblondeminions.deviantart.com/journal/5507871/ http://hitlersblondeminions.deviantart.com/journal/5507871/ Tue, 31 May 2005 02:41:16 PDT
Try:
Cheka Chunks- Tasty chunks of your favourite Cheka Militia

Tsar Tarts- All the tasty goodness of Tsar Nicholas in a convienient Pop Tart

Okhrana Oats- The Tsar's own secret formula to goodness and inner wellbeing

Kerensky Krispies- Alexander Kerensky all chopped up and made into delightful little *krisps*

Lenin Flakes- Brighten up your morning with a big bowl of delicious Lenin Flakes, made of real Lenin skin and fallen hair follicles

Duma Balls- Delicious balls of the duma's own secret recipe.. handed down from government to government, Duma Balls are a great way to start a busy revolutionary day!

Rasputibix- Rasputibix, the best way to get your daily dose of holy Rasputin. With each Rasputibix containing 30% real Rasputin; you won't be able to drag yourself away from these healthly spiritual treats!

Thats all that Revolutionary Cereals have to bring you today, but stay tuned in the coming days for our extended range.

Love 'Revolutionary Cereals Girls' ]]> ~hitlersblondeminions http://hitlersblondeminions.deviantart.com/journal/5306213/ http://hitlersblondeminions.deviantart.com/journal/5306213/ Sun, 08 May 2005 21:07:57 PDT
Delta Goodrem; Mistaken Nicities

1. Why doesn't anyone love me?
2. Inner Pain; Mouth Ulcers
3. Turmoil; Unleashed
4. Waffle my Love Away
5. Paris took my Greasy Lover
6. I'm Hungry for an Irish moll
7. Out of My Shoe
8. Not Me Not My Eye
9. An Elephant trampled on my Heart... The elephant was you...
10. Doomed to Fail
11. I got AIDS from a Toilet Seat
12. Secret Desires (Brand Power Lady)
13. Holes in my heart from your worms of hate
14. My ARIA isn't shiny
15. Shine My ARIA Biatch (RAP MIX)
16. A dingo took my Talent
17. I Wanna Do The NapiSan Man
18. Have My Half Caste Babies
19. Your Genetalia is Cactus
20. I Hate Paris Hiltons wimpy Dog


Bec Cartwright- Greasy Lovin'
1. I Brought My Cartier Ring On The Money I Saved On Oil
2. I Have A Boil On My Left Foot
3. The Sound of My Thighs Chafing
4. I lost my intellegensia... that intellegensia is you
5. Get Me to the Sink
6. Lenins' ode to Lleyton (Be Mine)
7. Rasputin is my Horny Sex God (Techno Mix)
8. I Carry The Fruit Of Your Greasy Loins ]]> ~hitlersblondeminions http://hitlersblondeminions.deviantart.com/journal/5134453/ http://hitlersblondeminions.deviantart.com/journal/5134453/ Tue, 19 Apr 2005 21:56:16 PDT Shining in the lights this year are the beautiful 2 Martins of Sweden and Macedonia, and our darling Omar from Slovenia. A myriad of thin girls, colour, gay men and drugs is the one bright shining holy star that is Eurovision. Praise it. Love it. Revel in it. ]]> ~hitlersblondeminions http://hitlersblondeminions.deviantart.com/journal/4756900/ http://hitlersblondeminions.deviantart.com/journal/4756900/ Tue, 08 Mar 2005 01:54:46 PST And we had a nazi instructor.. we do we always get super annoying/aggro instructors... like that madonna aerobics beast. DIE. Rant Over.. ]]> ~hitlersblondeminions http://hitlersblondeminions.deviantart.com/journal/4739226/ http://hitlersblondeminions.deviantart.com/journal/4739226/ Sun, 06 Mar 2005 00:05:11 PST ~hitlersblondeminions http://hitlersblondeminions.deviantart.com/journal/4634238/ http://hitlersblondeminions.deviantart.com/journal/4634238/ Mon, 21 Feb 2005 00:54:44 PST Praise the Deutschy...
xoxoxoxo ]]> ~hitlersblondeminions http://hitlersblondeminions.deviantart.com/journal/4550169/ http://hitlersblondeminions.deviantart.com/journal/4550169/ Thu, 10 Feb 2005 21:18:02 PST Welll... update time: Sadly, the Christian Leader is hesitant to take on our ideas, eg: The Leap Of Faith, which basically entails small children leaping off a stage onto pins, if God loves them, they will be caught... So we will keep trying to enforce such ideas....

Secondly, Daily Quiff Count today came to a grand total of 8... and that was just 2 year levels.

Thirdly...... The Weekly SUTA award (refer to Wuv!) has been awarded to a stunning year 12 who shall remain nameless.... only to be known as the CAPTAIN. And that isnt a reference to a position so don't get all distressed.

Toodles xoxoxoxoxo ]]> ~hitlersblondeminions http://hitlersblondeminions.deviantart.com/journal/4525098/ http://hitlersblondeminions.deviantart.com/journal/4525098/ Mon, 07 Feb 2005 21:51:53 PST 1) M.L.F project... in progress, her greedy nature is serving us well.. over the next few months her girth shall increase.

2) Leap of Faith... Will try to persuade Christian Leader to take on our devious plans for preppies.

3) The now weekly 'SUTA' awards, will be awarded to the person most likely to have something rammed up their tooshie..

Extra notes will be thrown in randomly such as the Daily Quiff Count and B.L counters. Many merci's to all who have welcomed... and added us to favourites. Your niceness is recieved with joy.

bye darlings xoxoxo
"I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada."
- Britney Spears, Pop Singer ]]> ~hitlersblondeminions http://hitlersblondeminions.deviantart.com/journal/4522876/ http://hitlersblondeminions.deviantart.com/journal/4522876/ Mon, 07 Feb 2005 17:20:17 PST mwa mwa ]]> ~hitlersblondeminions