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Thank you Janelle and Claire, THANKYOUVERYMUCH >.O

Anyway, Just finished clearing out my gallery....But it says its all still there...Dude, wtf? o.O

Anyway, Im going to wait until its all cleared before I post up my new fanarts ^^ ]]> ~holyturtlemonkeys http://holyturtlemonkeys.deviantart.com/journal/5036279/ http://holyturtlemonkeys.deviantart.com/journal/5036279/ Fri, 08 Apr 2005 17:35:41 PDT
Im going to upload one last thing, But I have to say this is going to be quiet for a bit Im afraid. Im not too happy with my drawing abilities, though Im proud of how much I progressed ^^ But its not enough >D So Im not going to post until I am good enough!


[Actually Ive gone back to fanfiction writing XDD;; This just sounded more proffesional]

ANywho, LJ if you wanna talk:
[link]

OH! This is somewhat artsy!! Cosplay I guess ;

[link]

And if you are interested in LX and some LZ when Im not particularly mean feeling XD;

[link] ]]> ~holyturtlemonkeys http://holyturtlemonkeys.deviantart.com/journal/4089860/ http://holyturtlemonkeys.deviantart.com/journal/4089860/ Fri, 17 Dec 2004 17:02:25 PST ~holyturtlemonkeys http://holyturtlemonkeys.deviantart.com/journal/3763654/ http://holyturtlemonkeys.deviantart.com/journal/3763654/ Fri, 05 Nov 2004 20:19:57 PST
WHEN THE HELL DID THIS HAPPEN? ONE WEEK AGO I CALLED MYSELF FOURTEEN!

x.x Aaaagh. I dont wanna grow up. Old and tiresome, but its true. I mean, in two years Ill be off to college and no more mooching off parents. As in, I have to pick up my own stuff. Besides, Im not even sure what I wanna do yet. Three months ago I was dead set on forensic psychology, now Im between international law and politician. GAAAH >< ;; Writer is a given, but Im not sure Ill eve even finish a book, much less publish one. Which reminds me, I have to review a fanfic...



Hehe.


> if you know me personally you must be so confused at this moment. I know you, your expecting me to go on a huuuuge political debate about the lost mentality of the American people and my impeding immigration to Canada, no? Well tough. Ive been avoiding this since....-he- won. No, seriously, It makes me depressed talking about it. I just keep remembering how the Iraquis never truly did anything to us, how theyre dying for no good reason, how Americans are dying for no good reason, How palestinians are dying for no good reason and poor Yasser Arafat cant even get buried where he wants because Charon is having a pms attack and calling everything anti semite when even the Israeli people are going "Dude. Were fine with what we have. Lets leave the palestinians alone and theyll leave us alone" But ofcourse, here in the good ol US of A an jerk off I know who isnt even Jewish was rambling about how the Isralies can now crush the 'dirty muslims' because its their natural right because of shit that happened nearly sixty decades ago, so that gives them a license to kill. Well I have a grandfather from Croatia, one of thirteen children yet one of the three that survived the war, and an grandmother from Austria who had to leave it all behind because of Hitler. Does that give me the right to kill Germans, communists and anybody else I feel like stealing land from? If it doe-


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You see what I mean? Is there any wonder my green card has yet to be approved? Anyway, Im very very sleepy now so Im just going to crawl into bed. ]]> ~holyturtlemonkeys http://holyturtlemonkeys.deviantart.com/journal/3522376/ http://holyturtlemonkeys.deviantart.com/journal/3522376/ Mon, 01 Nov 2004 17:26:25 PST ] birthday ^^

Lots of things...I just cant remember them....Bad mix= Birthday cake and Japanese food.

Oh, if you were wondering, I did read Laurell K Hamiltons latest book...didnt like it or finish it u.u;; Oh well. I did finish my Mary Balogh series and am now reading a new series by something something Kenyon. I cant believe somebody beat me to my greek mythology/ vamps idea...oh well. Soo kick ass though ^^ But you know you need to stop reading when your mom gets jealous of the books XDD Tomorow laurell K Hamilton is coming to Pennsylvania, still not sure wether or not to go to her signing...Id feel out of place, blonde and blue eyes in a place filled with Goths...I like some goths, but so many of them scare me...whats odd is that I actually do love the true Goth! You know, Medieval England with a victorian flare to it? But that would require the attitude of "Grrr, my life sucks, You suck for you are alive" >>;;

Sorry for offending anyone there, but hey, if you can prove me wrong go ahead ^^. Anyway, today I found a wild snake in my yard. Actually my mom found it before my dogs were about to maul it. I would have set it free, but its going to be in the high teens tonight and snakes, especially garter snakes, are cold blooded and can die if they get too cold. So, atleast until it warms up [spring possibly], Im keeping it with me to protect it. It has a heating lamp, nice cosy tank with a wittle pool and fishies. Hell, I even got it skin conditioner XDD So far its been really friendly, But just so it gets enough excersize I take it for 30 minutes into the bathroom so it can slither around. Im wondering on a name, Im between Side and Necro, From Q's characters.

Anyway, Giovannag recently stopped by O.O I was so flattered! Shes so awesome, but she got rid of my leading excuse "I CANT DRAW BECAUSE IM BRASILIAN AND NOT ASIAN." Shes really sweet too, before my email service went southward we kept in close contact ^^ Maybe when I go to Brasil for christmas I can stalk her. Im a wittle bit afraid of suddenly dropping her a note though..sounding too teenybopper-y.

Also, phoenixelement and I had a nice Laurell K hamilton talk, but I didnt want to take up too much space on her page with rambling. Its cool though, shes been my idol since I was...Twelve, I believe, was when I first saw her comic in ye olde mediaminer.org. So having something in common was really cool ^_^

Ive sadly lost contact with a lot of my friends in AIM ;.; Tsukude and Hoshi :iconassasinteraphim: included, my account was being an ass and died on me ;.; Sucks because they were so sweet too.


Nothing much else...basic info:

Requests: ^_^ Sure. Im honored that youd think of me, and Ill do my best to not let you down.
Commisions: ;.; nuuu! Not good enough! I refuse to take money for my work, not nearly good enough. Ill gladly do a request though!
Art Trades: oooooh! Id love to ^_^

And links!

Lesbian Wife


Lesbian Wife 2


Older sister


Little Sister


Gods:
http://holyturtlemonkeys.deviantart.com/journal/3326641/ Thu, 09 Sep 2004 17:07:31 PDT

CERULEAN SINS IS ALREADY OUT!!! *huggles book* ^^ Found it today by accident. I was wrong, its 18 days till incubus dreams come out.

What are these books you ask?

KICK ASS BOOKS I SAY ]]> ~holyturtlemonkeys http://holyturtlemonkeys.deviantart.com/journal/3319972/ http://holyturtlemonkeys.deviantart.com/journal/3319972/ Wed, 08 Sep 2004 18:19:18 PDT

Oh and



19 DAYS TILL ANUBIS DREAMS AND CERULEAN SINS! READ OR.....DONT! ]]> ~holyturtlemonkeys http://holyturtlemonkeys.deviantart.com/journal/2982499/ http://holyturtlemonkeys.deviantart.com/journal/2982499/ Tue, 27 Jul 2004 19:07:18 PDT
HUZZAH! First step towards voting >3! MUST NOW GO STALK KERRY AND TELL HIM HE MUST WIIIN!

...ahem


Well Im sure youve noticed the change of style in my gallery. has a kick ass tutorial on her site which really helped! ^_^ ]]> ~holyturtlemonkeys http://holyturtlemonkeys.deviantart.com/journal/2616864/ http://holyturtlemonkeys.deviantart.com/journal/2616864/ Tue, 08 Jun 2004 22:08:32 PDT DD Guess whose back and ready to get banned again? You think you can flame the people I know and get away with it without atleast running off with some level of emotional damage??? I think not! >/

Anyway, quick rundown of what Happened:
Bitchy gothy wannabe woman flames a friend of mine. [Which is rather redundant considering shes one of the BEST artists here But not like these people have a tendency to be the brightest things to star off with] I in turn go and flame her, and the supreme ultra uber-duber mature girl goes and TELLS ON ME!!!1111 SHoCk! AGSP!!11 OMFGOAC!!!!1111oneoneoneone!!!1

So in a nutshell there ya have it X3 Not much of a difference really though..I have gotten my hands on some pastels..OH! And Im getting Photoshop CS for Mac *Heavenly Ah's* Sp Ill be able to CG again! ^^ I have two new pics I cant WAIT to upload. ]]> ~holyturtlemonkeys http://holyturtlemonkeys.deviantart.com/journal/2459159/ http://holyturtlemonkeys.deviantart.com/journal/2459159/ Tue, 18 May 2004 21:25:50 PDT
Usually Id just say "Well, After all, these people are Asian/ German/ Italian, Im Brasilian, we play soccer! Thats it! Drawing isnt one of our fortes!


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So much for that >>;; You guys know about my InuYasha obsession, well I was browsing around when I found Giovannas gallery, and where is she from, BRASIL! Though it seems I have no way of contacting her since she doesnt have AIM or MSN, besides I dont think that an artist as far along as her would wanna talk to a lil underling like yours truly.

Anyway, in other news

Mattel is coming out with Brabies new best friend, Wheelchair Becky, To promote equality among those whom have certain handicaps.

......Ya

Okay

So lemme get this straight, your trying to promote equality among peers by stating ones special conditions right before thier names?

Okay, so one day this lil six year old ghirl goes up to her mom "Yeah, hey mom, Can my friend, Neckbrace Nicky, come over?"

Whats next in the equality series? Faggie Freddy? Dyke duke? Black- No, African American- Beyonce?

That outta go along great. But lets get serious here

Barbie would never be friends with wheelchair becky!!

Shes too much of a snob!!

Shes likely to drive off in her pink corvett and leave poor becky in the highway waiting for Faggie Freddy or Dyke Duke to come and pick her up. ]]> ~holyturtlemonkeys http://holyturtlemonkeys.deviantart.com/journal/2333840/ http://holyturtlemonkeys.deviantart.com/journal/2333840/ Fri, 30 Apr 2004 20:59:57 PDT <::: Gah I feel so bad about this >> Cheerleading, dance team, the band, and John Robert Powers Modeling have been eating my time like crazy! My friends are feeling neglected, my fanfiction has yet to be published after..oh..say..A YEAR and my original story is still in the damned PROLOGUE >< ;; GAAAAH! I miss having time to do all this stuff ;.; Maybe I should be an insomniac again. I mean, my friend, Cool Fire Bird, was depressed and I DIDNT EVEN KNOW IT!! If that isnt a sign im not around enough, I dont know what is!! Friends are meant to be there for you, right?

Oh yeah..Go me talking about the duties of a friend >> I need to head my own advice.

heh ; Dont mind that depressed comment. Just Ive been going to delaware a lot and whenever Im there I feel guilty about how I treated Kaya u.u poor thing, shes homeschooled and I still bitched at the kid ><:;; Im such a damn snob *WHAMS HER HEAD REPEATEDLY AGAINST THE DESK*...or maybe Im just not good with Gemini-tauruses ;;;;

Anyway, atleast I know I did one thing right. A while ago, the captain of my cheerleading squad at school started picking on one of my friends cause shes a little...chubby. And wears glasses and is open about anime [Major double standard ><;; I like anime and people think its cute, she likes anime and people think shes a dork?!?!] Anyway, she came to lunch bawling her eyes out and told me what happened. Well. Revenged had to be sought.

WHen we have cheerleading practice I asked if instead of flying I could try basing, just for once [Flying= suicidal people get thrown in the air, basing= very merciful people whom hold fliers. Me= Not merciful] and If I could switch places with Jenna [the bitchy captain] she agreed. So, she went up. But just when she got in the full air, I realised

I FORGOT TO TIE MY SHOES

SO I kneel down to tie them >D. PS: revenged Is sweet. But she was fine though >> I was hopeing for her to get ATLEAST a concusion. AND THEN THE PAIN IN THE ASS HAS THE AUDACITY TO COME UP TO ME IN THE LOCKER ROOM AND SAY THAT I SHOULD GET NEW FRIENDS! I was so pissed all I could say was "Sure. right after you get a new face Good day, Jenna" and left

It was odd after that, i was so intent on leaving there fast that I forgot to change out of my cheerleading outfit, so here was this little curly haired cheerleader reading the books: "Inside the mind of monsters: A guide to criminal profiling" "The soul of the heartless: Criminal Classifications" "Inside the Criminal mind" "Crime scene analogy" and, ofcourse, "Hannibal".

THE BOOK IS SOOO MUCH BETTER THAN THE MOVIE ><;; GEEBUS!! The ending is soooo great *.* God, Hannibal is so cool, but his past is soo sad ;.; POOR HANNI-SENSEI! The book really inspired me further into studying Behavioral sciences after I finsih high school and going on to be an FBI agent. *sigh* Its good to dream....


Anyway, what do you guys think? ]]> ~holyturtlemonkeys http://holyturtlemonkeys.deviantart.com/journal/2282317/ http://holyturtlemonkeys.deviantart.com/journal/2282317/ Fri, 23 Apr 2004 13:37:09 PDT
But anyway, a couple of days ago I found out GOD is going to be at animazement >^.^ Yui
Mayura
WOULDNT IT BE FASTER TO JUST SHOOT HER READERS??? GAWD! Those two are sooo RARW ><;; X33 It should be interesting. But it was so funny, when I found out Yuu watase would be there I began jumping up and down, and I tripped over my weight scale and smashed my foot underneath it with my other foot. I think its broken. Its all blue and puurple. Like...irridescent toe.

AND! BRASILIANS AND HISPANICS!! WE HAVE NEW INFORMATION!

A LINK BETWEEN O CLONE [El Clon] AND INU YASHA HAS BEEN SPOTTED AND CONFIRMED! I REPEAT! INU YASHA IS LUCAS WITH DOGGIE EARS!

It just occured to me recently X33 I was like "..hey..wait a minute...I RECODNIZE THIS SITUATION!" Its hard to explain so Ill upload a few piccies soon. I recently got the latest Inu Yasha DVDS and when I was watching it I keep thinking "Sooomente poor amoor, o teeempo si refaaas" X33 It was terrible.

OH! SPEAKING OF INU YASHA!!
I JUST DOWNLOADED THE SECOND MOVIE ON BIT TORRENT!! >^.^<
THE ART IS SO AMAZING O.O They really improved! And Kagomes voice actress Is sooo good! [but Monica stori is still a sweety ^^] ANDANDAND! THEY KIIIIISS! ^_________^ Its soooo sweet ;.;
Anybody want the addy for the torrent tell me and Ill give it to ya!

I also got the first season of sailormoon boxset [>> Shaddup] *sad sigh* So many memmories...I hadnt seen most of those episodes since I left Brasil so it was defenetly interesting. Now, you see what are ones reflexes, I got so caught up in the moment that when one of the episodes finished I actually said out loud [in portuguese] "Alright, Sailormoons over, Now we get to see what happens in Shurato and if Seiya finally beats Ikki ^.^....O.O WHAT THE HELL AM I SAYING? I love Ikki >>"

I remember I used to have a death threat on anybody whom would disturb me during my "holy Half Hours" Sailormoon and Saint Seiya. My mom would go on buisness trips, and she could be around the world, but if she called during either of those she would have one mad six year old on her hands. You can imagine my dissapointment/Anger/frustration/Rage when I moved to London and they didnt have anime X333

And finally

FLAMENGO WON THE CARIOCA CHAMPIONSHIP!!

Mengoo! Mengoo! ^_____^ Now alls we need is the 2005 world cup, and I can die happy!! [Flamengo, by the way, is simply the best football [*cringe* soccer] team ON EARTH :evil: Its soo great, once I was in Brasil after they had won a tournament, and the streets were filled with the beautiful colors of Black and red. Such a sight it was ]]> ~holyturtlemonkeys http://holyturtlemonkeys.deviantart.com/journal/2240192/ http://holyturtlemonkeys.deviantart.com/journal/2240192/ Sat, 17 Apr 2004 04:55:51 PDT
NOW. HERES THE PROBLEMS PEOPLE.
I am A) Latino B) Loudmouthed C) FIFTEEN

First off, Latinos are INCREDIBLY old fashioned people, so, just, HELL no. Second off, I shoulda just gone terminator on his ass and made him run back to his slimey pit whole with his tail between his legs and to top it all off, IM FIFTEEN! HELLO! PROBLEM! And also, this guy was just plain unfuckable. I mean, dude. A siamese hitler clone wouldnt fuck him. This is just one of the guys you look at and say "HELL NO". But yeah, that was rather odd. But I cant report him because then that will be all over the news and producers will flinch at the mention of my name. So yeah, that sucks.

On cheerier news
I HAVE SOLID PROOF SILENT HILL IS THE VIDEO GAME FROM HELL!

I was playing SH2, but felt like seeing something in SH3, so I went to change the discs. Ok, even as I pulled the CD of SH2 from the PS2 and held it in my HAND, THE GAME KEPT PLAYING O.O As if the CD were still in there! Even when I CLOSED the tray the game kept playing! IT WAS FUCKING WEIRD O.O And I have PROOF! >D I took photographs and video taped it. Ill Upload those as soon as I find my camera wires. ]]> ~holyturtlemonkeys http://holyturtlemonkeys.deviantart.com/journal/2173118/ http://holyturtlemonkeys.deviantart.com/journal/2173118/ Wed, 07 Apr 2004 16:25:41 PDT ......
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"O_O NAH AH DARLIN! Im sorry if I hurt your feelins but I tried that type'a thing in the beggining of my high school life, and girl it just didnt work for me" And meanwhile Im ranting my whoooole homosexuality period in my beautiful voice which travels more than the president of Brasil, everybody neglected to mention to me that "Knock you up" Means "Wake you up".
Ahaaaaa
Another time this one girl comes up to me and asks me, in the politest and sweetest voice, "Can I borrow a rubber? I promise Ill give it to you as soon as Im through"
Meanwhile Im thinking "Jesus CHRIST whats WRONG with these lunatics" And I politely mention to her that I didnt have one on me right then, but if I did, SHE COULD KEEP IT.
And once again, everybody conviniently forgot to mention that "RUbber" Means "Eraser".
And You think Im done? The best is yet to come, for I open a menu, and there in BRIGHT BOLD 21 inch letters there is "GREAT BIG SPOTTED DICK. SERVES TWO BUT CAN BE USED BY UP TO FOUR AT A TIME"
Now theres an interesting mental image for you all to leave with ]]> ~holyturtlemonkeys http://holyturtlemonkeys.deviantart.com/journal/2139675/ http://holyturtlemonkeys.deviantart.com/journal/2139675/ Fri, 02 Apr 2004 19:38:51 PST
Im sorry I havent been reviewing your artwork lately, Ive really hadnt had much time to be around much, not even on my AIM account because Ive recently taken up Gymnastics. Most people would think that because of the jumping, and flipping, Id be too tired to be online that much...

Well...that 1/4 of the reason

The rest happens to be the concusions have caused me to make virtually no sense when I speak . You see, when we were practicing out back handsprings, there was this reeeeeeally hot guy with one Fine piece of tucus, and..well...My attention was more focused on his backside than my proximity to the wall when I somersalted backwards- And into a wall ;

Anyway...

on the bus I had some interesting reminiscence of catholic school..

Like during my first week in england, when I didnt speak a single solitary word of English yet somehow managed to piss off the nuns. Well, There I was, running as fast as my 2 feet long legs could go
praying out loud in portuguese to God, I look behind me and all I see are these scary ass looking women, black dress and white veil all mud stained and scratched, flapping in the wind. Its official. Im dead. Thats when it hit me!
I jumped up in the swingset and I began SWINGING like my life depended on it [which it ironically did] and when I see the nuns have finally caught up, I jump off, the swing wooshes down and WHAM! Three down two to go.
Now I have to get out of here. I run towards the fence, jump over it and go home. Now keep in mind I have a working mom, and the door was locked, so I had to sit outside the door and wait until 7:00pm in the Brittish winter
for my mom to get home and let me in. WHen I got back in school, booooy did I have it

Now you gotta keep in mind you cant exactly blame the nuns, I mean, they took a vow of celobacy for Christs sake! If I werent gettin' any
Id wanna walk around and wack random people with a ruler for no apparent reason too! ]]> ~holyturtlemonkeys http://holyturtlemonkeys.deviantart.com/journal/2139674/ http://holyturtlemonkeys.deviantart.com/journal/2139674/ Fri, 02 Apr 2004 19:38:51 PST
Im sorry I havent been reviewing your artwork lately, Ive really hadnt had much time to be around much, not even on my AIM account because Ive recently taken up Gymnastics. Most people would think that because of the jumping, and flipping, Id be too tired to be online that much...

Well...that 1/4 of the reason

The rest happens to be the concusions have caused me to make virtually no sense when I speak . You see, when we were practicing out back handsprings, there was this reeeeeeally hot guy with one Fine piece of tucus, and..well...My attention was more focused on his backside than my proximity to the wall when I somersalted backwards- And into a wall ;

Anyway...

on the bus I had some interesting reminiscence of catholic school..

Like during my first week in england, when I didnt speak a single solitary word of English yet somehow managed to piss off the nuns. Well, There I was, running as fast as my 2 feet long legs could go
praying out loud in portuguese to God, I look behind me and all I see are these scary ass looking women, black dress and white veil all mud stained and scratched, flapping in the wind. Its official. Im dead. Thats when it hit me!
I jumped up in the swingset and I began SWINGING like my life depended on it [which it ironically did] and when I see the nuns have finally caught up, I jump off, the swing wooshes down and WHAM! Three down two to go.
Now I have to get out of here. I run towards the fence, jump over it and go home. Now keep in mind I have a working mom, and the door was locked, so I had to sit outside the door and wait until 7:00pm in the Brittish winter
for my mom to get home and let me in. WHen I got back in school, booooy did I have it

Now you gotta keep in mind you cant exactly blame the nuns, I mean, they took a vow of celobacy for Christs sake! If I werent gettin' any
Id wanna walk around and wack random people with a ruler for no apparent reason too! ]]> ~holyturtlemonkeys http://holyturtlemonkeys.deviantart.com/journal/2017810/ http://holyturtlemonkeys.deviantart.com/journal/2017810/ Mon, 15 Mar 2004 14:16:55 PST
And all it will take is a simple 8 step plan and all I have to do is take it one. day. at. a. time God loves meeeee...[Ladies and gentlemen we apologize for the inane ranting. Ellie is currently high of some Brasilian medicine. Just the fact that it is Brasilian it should tell you something right there. thank you for your cooperation]

WOOO! Look at all the messagesss *___* FWAH! So many people want to be frriiiends, but these ones exist and I can see them...*whisperwhisper* Because im magical you know. So I can see people from faaar away. WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

To those people, I LOVE YOU *Stalks and glomps*

Okay, i must update my messages at the forum as soon as the drugs-eeeer "medicine" [Hand "" Thingies] wears off. Oh yes and artyfreakydude, sorry If I was rude and thanks for being such a good sport And damn good reply!! you have me backed into a corner now >3 Keke, dont worry though, I never run out of replies. ]]> ~holyturtlemonkeys http://holyturtlemonkeys.deviantart.com/journal/2002371/ http://holyturtlemonkeys.deviantart.com/journal/2002371/ Sat, 13 Mar 2004 01:08:30 PST <;; Anyway, Yeah, Im gonna see if I can upload s'more stuff and see if I can join any groups and make any friends ; Ciao for now! ]]> ~holyturtlemonkeys