http://search.deviantart.com/?q=by:howlinpirate&section=today deviantART RSS for by:howlinpirate en-us Copyright 2009, deviantART.com Mon, 23 Nov 2009 20:42:45 PST deviantART.com http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss http://s.deviantart.com/minish/widgets/apple-touch-icon-precomposed.png http://howlinpirate.deviantart.com/journal/28457892/ http://howlinpirate.deviantart.com/journal/28457892/ Thu, 19 Nov 2009 19:12:32 PST ) in our fridge that was broken, but it waws still in it's cellophane so it looked like a really floppy wiener.
I've been chasing my lil sis around with it for half an hour - I only stopped cuz i fell down my stairs again
and now my butt kinda hurts, haha
ok, this was really random - i'm acting like a freak tonight, tho it may just be me that thinks so, cuz my sis is tellin me that this is how i normally act, haha
Alright, I'll let you people go, sorry for the scarring randomness!

]]> ~howlinpirate http://howlinpirate.deviantart.com/journal/27803685/ http://howlinpirate.deviantart.com/journal/27803685/ Fri, 16 Oct 2009 18:58:57 PDT My thoughts:
1.My family isn't rich, but we're far from being trashy.
2.How many 2-story, 6,000 sq.ft. trailer houses have you heard of?
3.It took her thirty-minutes to say what I have just condensed into one sentence;obviously not the brightest light that could shine.
4.She's such a genius that she still has the primitive belief that she is superior to others, and informed my friends (who, i might add, hate her) that they 'weren't supposed to talk to me, because i'm not mormon'.
5.I should've just shot her right there...waste of perfectly good space and oxygen...

Mel, being the kck-ass bf that she is, confronted this girl n art class the next day. The way I heard it, she basically assaulted her by the sinks . I believe she said something along the lines of "How the hell do you get off by calling someone trailer trash? Fucking Dumbass."
Only with much more flair, color, and intelligence .
(the girl's mom came to my mom's office the next day and was complaining about a girl named mel--my mom's secretary said something about how much she loved mel and set her off even more, haha )
Anyways,the girl cried, and has pretty much avoided me ever since--HALLE-FREAKIN-LUJIAH!!!
Until today.
I was waiting in the lunch line, and she comes up out of nowhere and stands next to me. I scoot forward a little, and she matches my step; I'm thinkin yeah, whatever, the bitch just wants to cut. AND THEN SHE ACTUALLY TRIED TO TALK TO ME!?
She's all like "why are you ignoring me?" (imagine the 15-minute duambass version)
Which confused me, because i haven't really ignored her-i have just refused to acknowledge her existence
Then she proceeded to call me a bitch and a dumbass (again, the dummied-down anti-swearing version). Long story short, she basically encouraged my previous decision to rid the earth of her. I didn't, sad to say .
I resisted the urge to rip her a new one, and luckily one of my friends came up and saved me. Anywho, just had to share
Have a good weekend, everyone!
Love to all,
~Manda

]]> ~howlinpirate http://howlinpirate.deviantart.com/journal/27747351/ http://howlinpirate.deviantart.com/journal/27747351/ Tue, 13 Oct 2009 15:36:53 PDT I can't wait for Halloween Night! I'm gonna be a fairy, and Mell-Bell-22 is gonna make my costume, I'm so excited!
The only hitch is, I promised that mel could do my make-up...:/...we'll see how that one goes.
It's not that she isn't good with make-up - she's very good, actually - I just never wear make-up. I'm actualy pretty incompetent with all the girly stuff, haha. Oh well, it'll be a cool costume, make-up or no.
Well, I'm putting off a shitload of homework, so I should probably get back to that....
Yeah, we'll see if it actually happens <--What I wouldn't give to do that to my English and Spanish teachers!

Well, I'll stop rambling. Hugs to all who survived the duration of this journal .

]]> ~howlinpirate http://howlinpirate.deviantart.com/journal/27619642/ http://howlinpirate.deviantart.com/journal/27619642/ Tue, 06 Oct 2009 17:00:20 PDT . I can't say I blame him for blocking all communication; a Junior in college was beat by a Freshman in highschool, who, I might add, has never (officially) judged Dairy Cattle before! PLUS I'm his younger sister! I'm pretty sure my horror at the original news is nothing close to his current disgrace.

Anyways, enough gloating, I just had to share! He'll never hear the end of this one, not in a million years .

]]> ~howlinpirate http://howlinpirate.deviantart.com/journal/27470404/ http://howlinpirate.deviantart.com/journal/27470404/ Mon, 28 Sep 2009 15:29:18 PDT
Last night I dreamt about my study card, and I woke up mumbling about soil textures and slopes! The worst part is, I memorized every detail on my notes, and for the life of me i can't remember any of it! I've been studying nonstop, but its gotten to the point where my hands are shaking and I can't talk sense to anybody; my mom just asked me if I've been using drugs! I know I shouldn't get so worked up, but I can't help it! I keep having to stop myself from grabbing my notes and going at it again, because I know that I need to calm down and compose myself a little!

Sorry I'm rambling, but I really need the distraction so I don't end up in a psych ward. For anyone who read all the way through this, thanks, and I'm sorry I spent this entire journal talking about my poor, pathetic self. I know this doesn't even begin to redeem my selfishness, but I would love it if everyone would tell me how they've been doing; it seems like i haven't talked to any of you in ages!

Alright, sorry and thanks again, I love you all,

~Manda

]]> ~howlinpirate http://howlinpirate.deviantart.com/journal/26618392/ http://howlinpirate.deviantart.com/journal/26618392/ Sat, 15 Aug 2009 21:55:26 PDT
But, just in case one of you DID notice and wants to know where I was, here's the run-down:
First, I've been working in fields all summer and, as a result, neglected to check my deviantART account
Then, three weeks ago, i spent a week at the county fair showing and selling my steer
The next week i went camping, where i stayed for another week, came home for a day, and then went to the Oregon Coast for my cousin's wedding, where i spent three days
this past week i've been catching up, and i finally uploaded some more deviations

For those few who are on my WatchList, i'm sorry for the huge compilation of crummy pictures i spent this afternoon flinging at you

So, now that I have made good on my promise to mizbnan to update my journal, i bid you goodnight!

]]> ~howlinpirate http://howlinpirate.deviantart.com/journal/25033973/ http://howlinpirate.deviantart.com/journal/25033973/ Sat, 30 May 2009 13:37:57 PDT
there's more coming, but i'm gonna do those l8r...

mrs~l,
i'll upload some pics. of my cow tongue, as promised!!

Manda

]]> ~howlinpirate http://howlinpirate.deviantart.com/journal/23576127/ http://howlinpirate.deviantart.com/journal/23576127/ Sat, 07 Mar 2009 14:26:17 PST
moral of the story: don't start talking about gay people in front of me and assilem!!
i'm not going to explain the whole story in my journal, so i guess ur all going to be lost for a while!


ummmm...oh yeah! yesterday was my birthday! i'm 14!!! i had assilem and my other friend over, and it was FUN!


and i got a new quote: I'm the angel of freakin' death, ya terdhead!!
i got that from trace adkins on an American Carol.

anywho, i'm gonna go now, so bye-bye!!

]]> ~howlinpirate http://howlinpirate.deviantart.com/journal/23516101/ http://howlinpirate.deviantart.com/journal/23516101/ Tue, 03 Mar 2009 21:42:40 PST sooooo.......i tag.........the suspense is killing you, isn't it?..............!!

BYE-BYE!

]]> ~howlinpirate http://howlinpirate.deviantart.com/journal/23516048/ http://howlinpirate.deviantart.com/journal/23516048/ Tue, 03 Mar 2009 21:38:08 PST soooo...here goes!


7 Rather Strange Questions:

1) If you could possess a super power, what would it be and why?
to think of a superpower, and then get it! cuz, then i could do anything, DUUUHHHH!

2) If you could go 'into' a book for 24 hours, which book would it be and why? (feel free to specify certain chapters or events if you like)
i have no clue! it really kinda depends on my mood...

3) If you could set up a teleporter in your bedroom to one place, which place would you choose?
italy! because its gorgeous!

4) You are walking along the street and you find $10,000 lying on the ground. What do you do?
who the fuck drops $10,000????? they dont desrve it back if they drop it!! i keep it! finders keeper losers weepers....and i would assume they would WEEEEEP ALOT!(<--same answer as assilem, hehe )

5) A close friend comes to you and confesses deep, undying love that you never knew about. You feel nothing for them. Your reaction?
*awkwardsilence* i walk away, no make that RUN away! and then crawl into a hole until they leave!

6) You wake up in the morning and there is a gigantic elephant in your backyard. You're the only one home. What do you do?
Make him my pet so i can ride him! do elephants heard cows?

7) You spontaneously develop a talent for one thing. What is it?
painting!

]]> ~howlinpirate http://howlinpirate.deviantart.com/journal/23382957/ http://howlinpirate.deviantart.com/journal/23382957/ Tue, 24 Feb 2009 14:35:02 PST sounds fun, don't it?
wow, i'm actually writing a journal....a true symbol of how truly, extremely bored i am!

yeah, i really oughtta b workin on my hmwk, cuz i have a big assignment due this friday that i dont even have my research done on yet, but oh well



ummm...yeah, i don't know what to say, hehe

well i guess the upside to being sick is that i get out of school, but it's not really all that fun when u get out of school and ur actually sick, as opposed to skipping, but i guess this is God's way of telling me that skipping is bad for my health-quite literally, too!

oh yeah!
my lil sis downloaded a website on my comp. that has like, a bunch of viruses and worms!
lucky for her, tho, my mom has about 80 diff. virus-protection programs on here, so i was able to disable the website, and i haven't found any damage yet, so that's good.

well, anywhosawhatsit, i probably oughtta go, ttyl!

]]> ~howlinpirate http://howlinpirate.deviantart.com/journal/22747797/ http://howlinpirate.deviantart.com/journal/22747797/ Thu, 22 Jan 2009 21:14:43 PST one of my bffs, i wont say who (*cough*MizBnaN*cough*), was naggin at me tho so i decided to post one. here's to u, bon-g!
toodles!
PIRATE!!!

]]> ~howlinpirate http://howlinpirate.deviantart.com/journal/22747796/ http://howlinpirate.deviantart.com/journal/22747796/ Thu, 22 Jan 2009 21:14:43 PST one of my bffs, i wont say who (*cough*MizBnaN*cough*), was naggin at me tho so i decided to post one. here's to u, bon-g!
toodles!
PIRATE!!!

]]> ~howlinpirate http://howlinpirate.deviantart.com/journal/21122474/ http://howlinpirate.deviantart.com/journal/21122474/ Thu, 23 Oct 2008 08:41:03 PDT )anywho, so my mom is being kind (for once) and is allowing me to have a halloween party, but she keeps calling it a "harvest" party :eyeroll:. wutever, it's all the same to me!XDassilem and i are dressing up like ozzy for halloween, and it is goin to be super-friggin-amazing!well, if i don't get off now, you guys are going to have to listen to more senseless rambling, so i shall spare you.I NOW TAKE MY LEAVE!

]]> ~howlinpirate http://howlinpirate.deviantart.com/journal/20799780/ http://howlinpirate.deviantart.com/journal/20799780/ Thu, 02 Oct 2008 19:52:04 PDT she's been bitchy all day, and i somehow got to be the subject of her torment.

we went to eye-doctors to get me contacts, and then we went to breakfast. when we were at the restaurant, her and my older sister started ragging on me about how i should be nicer to everybody, cuz according to my sister everybody thinks i'm extremely mean.
TOUGH SHIT!! i enjoy being bitchy, it took a lot of hard work to get that reputation, and i dont really feel like changing that. to try and indirectly change the subject, i JOKINGLY said that my teacher must've been smoking crack when he was talking to my dad, cuz he kept goin on about what a wonderful person i was.mom, of course, then started chewing me out, and iquote,said
"you need to quit thinking of yourself as a little bitch, because everybody else thinks you're a good kid, and you're the only one who doesn't!", even though she had, minutes before, lectured me on how everyone thought i was too bitchy for my own good!

the fighting basically went on like that for the rest of the day about diff. stuff.



Anywho, now that i've vented and showed that i'm a wench, what's up on everyone else's end of the world? Hope you're doing good, have a super-friggin-sweet rest of the week and weekend!

]]> ~howlinpirate http://howlinpirate.deviantart.com/journal/20075222/ http://howlinpirate.deviantart.com/journal/20075222/ Thu, 21 Aug 2008 09:43:45 PDT
so if ur waiting for a response on anything, it's gonna be awhile, cuz she lost all privileges to do anything!

]]> ~howlinpirate http://howlinpirate.deviantart.com/journal/19976488/ http://howlinpirate.deviantart.com/journal/19976488/ Fri, 15 Aug 2008 19:24:20 PDT
so sad
not only does that mean dealing with flabby armed teachers, but we have to go SCHOOL SHOPPING too!

i dont like shopping in the first place, but you add the word........dare i say it?.............. SCHOOL in, and it pierces my heart, i can feel all the blood my body worked so har to make draining slowly from my body, until once more i shall become a zombie, forced to move from class to class and drag heavy chains (in the form of books)along with me.


ok, so maybe its not THAT bad, but its purty damn close!
know wut the retards are doin? they're makin us start on a fuckin FRIDAY!!!
why the HELL would you go to school for one forkin day, and then have a weekend?

ok, im gonna stop ranting about school before i completely lose it!

]]> ~howlinpirate http://howlinpirate.deviantart.com/journal/19685405/ http://howlinpirate.deviantart.com/journal/19685405/ Wed, 30 Jul 2008 17:31:01 PDT
1. I died:
2. I kissed you:
3. I lived next door to you:
4. I started smoking:
5. I stole something:
6. I was hospitalized:
7. I ran away from home:
8. I got into a fight and you weren't there?


WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT MY:

9. Personality:
10. Eyes:
11. Hair:
12. Family:

WOULD YOU:

13. Be my friend?
14. Keep a secret if I told you one?
15. Hold my hand?
16. Take a bullet for me?
17. Keep in touch?
18. Try and solve my problems?
19. Love me?
20. Date me?
21. Sing with me?


HAVE YOU EVER:

22. Lied to make me feel better?
23. Wanted to kiss me?
24. Wanted to kill me?
25. Broke my heart?
26. Kept something important from me?
27. Thought I was unbearably annoying?

MORE:

28. Who are you?
29. Are we friends?
30. When and how did we meet?
31. Describe me in one word:
32. What was your first impression?
33. Do you still think that way about me now?
34. What reminds you of me?
35. If you could give me anything what would it be?
36. How well do you know me?
37. When's the last time you saw me?
38. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?
39. What song do you think would describe me best?
40. Are you gonna put this on yours to see what I say about you?

]]> ~howlinpirate http://howlinpirate.deviantart.com/journal/19685385/ http://howlinpirate.deviantart.com/journal/19685385/ Wed, 30 Jul 2008 17:29:27 PDT
1. I died:
2. I kissed you:
3. I lived next door to you:
4. I started smoking:
5. I stole something:
6. I was hospitalized:
7. I ran away from home:
8. I got into a fight and you weren't there?


WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT MY:

9. Personality:
10. Eyes:
11. Hair:
12. Family:

WOULD YOU:

13. Be my friend?
14. Keep a secret if I told you one?
15. Hold my hand?
16. Take a bullet for me?
17. Keep in touch?
18. Try and solve my problems?
19. Love me?
20. Date me?
21. Sing with me?


HAVE YOU EVER:

22. Lied to make me feel better?
23. Wanted to kiss me?
24. Wanted to kill me?
25. Broke my heart?
26. Kept something important from me?
27. Thought I was unbearably annoying?

MORE:

28. Who are you?
29. Are we friends?
30. When and how did we meet?
31. Describe me in one word:
32. What was your first impression?
33. Do you still think that way about me now?
34. What reminds you of me?
35. If you could give me anything what would it be?
36. How well do you know me?
37. When's the last time you saw me?
38. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?
39. What song do you think would describe me best?
40. Are you gonna put this on yours to see what I say about you?

]]> ~howlinpirate