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Workgroup: <... ]]> ~icedsmurf http://icedsmurf.deviantart.com/journal/5731317/ http://icedsmurf.deviantart.com/journal/5731317/ Thu, 23 Jun 2005 07:48:58 PDT Mood: cleansed
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i got this in `hypermind's journal lmao

Note i am not racist, or against any religion, this is just a joke i found online!

THERE WERE 3 GOOD ARGUMENTS THAT JESUS WAS BLACK:
1. He called everyone "brother"
2. He liked Gospel
3. He couldn't get a fair trial.

BUT THEN THERE WERE 3 EQUALLY GOOD ARGUMENTS THAT JESUS WAS JEWISH:
1. He went into His Father's business.
2. He lived at home until he was 33.
3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his mother was sure he was God.

BUT THEN THERE WERE 3 EQUALLY GOOD ARGUMENTS THAT JESUS WAS ITALIAN:
1. He talked with his hands.
2. He had wine with every meal.
3. He used olive oil.

BUT THEN THERE WERE 3 EQUALLY GOOD ARGUMENTS THAT JESUS WAS A CALIFORNIAN:
1. He never cut his hair.
2. He walked around barefoot all the time.
3. He started a new religion.

BUT THEN THERE WERE 3 EQUALLY GOOD ARGUMENTS THAT JESUS WAS IRISH:
1. He never got married.
2. He was always telling stories.
3. He loved green pastures.

BUT THE MOST COMPELLING EVIDENCE OF ALL- 3 PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS A WOMAN:
1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food.
2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it.
3. And even when he was dead, He had to get up because there was more work to do.