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                <title>The Parmesan of Unction</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 28 Aug 2009 17:55:41 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Listen.  I'm a little bit sick of the flow of time and the permanence of action.  The fact that you can jump out of a window and die forever, say something to a friend and ruin that friendship forever, drop your ice cream cone on the ground and NEVER know what it could have tasted like, is kind of unfair.  (Just examples, none of this has happened to me except for the ice cream)  I think we as a species can figure this out if we really put our minds to it.<br /><br />FACT: Sometimes it seems like I remember things that haven't happened to me yet, but it's possible that I'm just remembering something I saw on TV.<br /><br />FACT: I'm writing this on my ancient DeviantArt page because facebook creeps me the hell out now and, honestly, does anyone still look here?<br /><br />FACT: I'm obviously kidding about wishing actions weren't permanent.  Where's the fun in that?<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Update</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 10 Aug 2007 15:57:54 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I'm in Providence, Rhode Island now, and have been for about a month.  Lulu's going to Brown for grad school and I'm tagging along for the ride.  I'm still not sure what my grad school-related future is.  I've noticed a sudden revitalized interest in all the stuff I learned (or sort of learned) in college, so I guess that's a good thing.<br />
<br />
As far as art stuff goes, I finished off my Studio Arts major and had a show at the end of the year.  I think it came out pretty well, although two of my pieces broke off the wall and had to be down for repair for a day.  The good news is that every year the art department purchases the work of one of the seniors to display permanently on campus, and this year they picked me!  Hooray.  Meanwhile, DA waits impatiently for me - its pacing can be heard constantly.  I don't know how much I'll keep posting, although now that I'm out of college and have nothing else to do with my artwork, you can probably expect to see things popping up here now and then.<br />
<br />
How are you?<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
P.S. The (relatively) new mood selection system is bollocks.  Bollocks!<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Rapture rapes the muses</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 02 Aug 2006 10:14:05 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ And the void that's left confuses.<br />
<br />
We went to an Of Montreal concert at the Chameleon Club in Lancaster, PA.<br />
Verdict: AWESOME<br />
If you're a fan of the band, the live performance comes HIGHLY recommended.<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
As for drawings and art-type things, I really haven't had a computer at all this summer, aside from work.  There are some drawings and little paintings I've done that I really like.  I'll put them up eventually.  If people look at them, so be it.<br />
<br />
Until then I'll try to do a few more MSPaint things.  Ok? ]]></description>
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                <title>Inactivity Rampant</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 20 Jan 2006 20:19:41 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Somebody get me a scanner already.  I just haven't been digitizing lately.  Apologies.<br />
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Short, concise sentences.<br />
<br />
"Meow". ]]></description>
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                <title>I met the Nothing</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 28 Nov 2005 23:40:51 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ As I rode my bicycle back to my building at two in the morning, the wind battered me so hard that I almost fell off.  Maybe I'm crazy, but I felt as though there was nothing behind me as I pedaled; as though the wind pulled everything into an almost tangible void in my wake.  The terror at the thought of it made me move faster, and I did not check to see whether the world still existed behind my back.  Looking out the window now, I'm not sure whether I imagined this, or if everything was destroyed and replaced with something that only looks the same to me.  I suspect that the latter has always been true. ]]></description>
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                <title>Regard!</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 01 Oct 2005 00:26:43 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Lo, mine pepperoni doth Scatter! ]]></description>
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                <title>Are You? (Part III)</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 11 Aug 2005 03:25:37 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Are you scared?<br />
(not at all) 0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 (very)<br />
<br />
Are you angry?<br />
(not at all) 0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 (very)<br />
<br />
Are you afraid?<br />
(not at all) 0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 (very)<br />
<br />
Are you mad?<br />
(not at all) 0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 (very)<br />
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----------<br />
Time for another one.  Why not. ]]></description>
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                <title>Hydrocephalus</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 02 Aug 2005 22:34:42 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Sweeeeeper<br />
Sweeeeper<br />
She's lighter than air!<br />
Sweeeeper<br />
Sweeeeper<br />
She don't have a care!<br />
This is the house where Sweeper live.<br />
And these are the presents that Sweeper give.<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
I can't even type that without laughing.<br />
<br />
Sweeper is a little hydrocephalic girl.  If you don't know what that means, look it up.  Anyway, her skull is soft like jelly and so she has a balloon head.  Every night Mother drains the head and it deflates like a beach ball.  While she does this, she sings to Sweeper.<br />
<br />
That was the dream I had when I finally fell asleep for a couple minutes after being awake for around 30 hours.  I can understand now why there is a law that says you can be declared legally insane after going a certain period of time without sleep.  Seriously... Sweeper?  WHY is she called Sweeper?!<br />
<br />
Jellyskull girl with the beach ball head.<br />
Sweeper.  She's a keeper.<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Guess what.  I think I have a new idea for some kind of image.  So my huge and loyal fanbase can look forward to a new deviation kind of soon.  It turns out the muse I really needed was just a lack of sleep. ]]></description>
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                <title>Gone</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 25 Jul 2005 08:54:09 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I'm going with some friends on a road trip to [probably] Canada.  Why?  Because we can.  I didn't know there was any other reason for road trips.  We're going to stop by Bethesda, Maryland to eat at a restaurant called "Chicken on the Run", then we'll head to New York City to see Spamalot because I got three free tickets and it would be a shame to waste them.  After New York we'll probably head north until we decide to turn around.  I'll be back around August 2-5th, hopefully with some new "artwork" to submit.  I DID start a vector.  Enjoy the rest of your summers.  I mean that. ]]></description>
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                <title>I'm such a jerk</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 18 Jul 2005 08:53:09 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ going to have to come round my mom and dad's house before we do anything else, even Godrie's Hollow"<br />
"Why?"<br />
"Bill and Fleur's wedding, remember?"<br />
Harry looked at him, startled, the idea that anything as normal as a wedding could still exist seemed incredible and yet wonderful!<br />
"Yeah we shouldn't miss that," he finally said.<br />
His hand closed automatically around the fake Horcrux, but in spite of everything, in spite of the final meeting with Voldemort he knew must come, whether in a month, in a year, or in ten, he felt his heart lift at the thought that there was still one golden day of peace left to enjoy with Ron and Hermione.<br />
<br />
Guess what you just read? The last page of the new Harry Potter book!<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Now go read something else, for the love of God. ]]></description>
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                <title>20 Years</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 19 Jun 2005 07:45:09 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Damn.<br />
<br />
Just..<br />
Damn.<br />
<br />
It's a psychological thing, I know, but.  Damn.<br />
<br />
<br />
Oh, and thank you.  It's always nice to get a present.  Thank you. ]]></description>
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                <title>Update</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 17 Jun 2005 11:46:02 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Again, it's summer and I'm not creating anything.  I don't know what it is or isn't, but I need some drive that just isn't there right now.  I even emailed my painting teacher to ask her if she had any suggestions.  Hopefully the response will help. Hope everyone's having a good summer.<br />
<br />
-Korsak out ]]></description>
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                <title>MOMONGA BEGINS</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 29 May 2005 23:44:53 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ By my count about 9 momonga sprayings  have been done in Newtown Square,  Pennsylvania.  If you live around  there, see how many you can find!   Extra points for anyone who finds more  than 3.  Void where prohibited. ]]></description>
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                <title>Imminent Departure/Return</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 08 May 2005 15:15:35 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ It's that time again.  Hardcore  relaxing before I go back to the  parents and the job concerns.  Remember  when summer was a glorious end to  school?  When you didn't even remember  you had to go back again at the end?   At least this year I have people to  fall back on.  I wish I had a car and  didn't have to pay my parents 2000  dollars at the end of the summer.  Then  I could just get the fuck out of there  and go wherever.  It's not all that  bad, though.  I'll try to find things  to do.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Walktopus</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 27 Apr 2005 19:52:46 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ This is a beautiful thing.  They tuck  in six of their legs and walk on the  remaining two.<br />
<br />
<a href="http://www.sciencemag.org/feature/misc/hp_jumps/octopus/marg.html">WALKTOPUS</a> ]]></description>
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                <title>A WINNER IS ME</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 07 Apr 2005 14:44:18 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I won something.  For once in my life I  won something.  I was one of the four  winners at the undergrad show.  Two  hundred dollars now belong to me.  And  believe it or not, the winning piece  was <a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/15434323/">Flight Training</a>, printed big at 24"  high by 50" long.<br />
<br />
I'm pretty happy. ]]></description>
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                <title>Vandals!</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 05 Apr 2005 22:27:35 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ From the "Security Update" of the  Campus Times:<br />
<br />
<i><b>Chalk Figures Drawn Across Campus:</b><br />
In a third graffiti incident, chalk  figure outlines were drawn on the  pedestrian footbridge, the exterior of  Tiernan Hall, Theta Chi Fraternity  House, Anderson Tower, the Corner Store  and the Intercampus Drive Bus stop,  according to Lafferty. The outlines  were drawn to show someone looking  around a corner, falling out a window,  engaging in sexual activity and someone  hanging with a noose around their neck,  according to UR Security. Facilities  staff cleaned off the figures as they  were located, according to Lafferty.  The estimated value of the facilities  efforts to clean off the chalk from the  brick was undetermined at the time of  this report, according to UR Security.</i> ]]></description>
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                <title>B V</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 05 Apr 2005 12:59:38 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ This is an urgent matter!<br />
<br />
If you read this, please send an  instant message to "zoho gorganzola"  and say:<br />
B V stands for Butt <i>Vuck</i><br />
<br />
As of writing this, we have 52 people  who have participated.  Tell your  friends!<br />
<br />
[There is no real explanation for this,  aside from us messing with our friend.   It's kind of a social experiment I  guess.]<br />
<br />
UPDATE 4.5.05, 3:56pm : 59 people ]]></description>
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                <title>I WIN (sometimes)</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 29 Mar 2005 12:48:12 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I got two art pieces into the juried  exhibition here.  The top four are  chosen as purchase prizes, i.e. they  buy the piece from you for 200 dollars.   I'm pretty happy about getting in, and  I'll be happier if I get money out of  it.  Aside from that, today's been shit. ]]></description>
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                <title>I dreamt I was an architect</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 12 Mar 2005 14:34:44 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ That's a lie.  I dreamt I got my hair  cut.  Except after I sat down and asked  her to take a little less than an inch  off, she shaved it into a  mohawk/mullet, dyed a fat purple stripe  down the middle and black with white  spots on the side.  It was a MULLHAWK!   Later I googled "mullhawk" and found  out that I did not, in fact, invent the  word.<br />
<br />
Cheeseburger. ]]></description>
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                <title>PLEASE LOOK AT MY DOG</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 26 Feb 2005 21:20:15 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <a href="http://image26.webshots.com/27/9/45/72/282394572EPyTZB_ph.jpg">[link]</a><br />
<br />
FACTS:<br />
- My dog is a "party animal", according  to my 4 year old sister<br />
- My dog can hunt jaguars.  Not the  cars, the animals.<br />
- I seriously didn't mean that jaguar  thing as a pun, I just didn't want  people to go acting like it was.<br />
- I promise.<br />
- I avoid making puns whenever I can.<br />
- Seriously.<br />
- My dog is my second favorite person  in the world.<br />
- My dog is reaching her estimated life  span, but will surpass it because she's  great.<br />
- My dog will never die.  I am not in  denial.<br />
- My dog has a pendulous mouth. ]]></description>
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                <title>Ello Guv</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 23 Feb 2005 13:09:04 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ You are not my friend if you do not  think <a href="http://www.geocities.com/ack4116/constable.html">my usb storage device looks like  a british police officer</a>. ]]></description>
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                <title>I'm going to regret writing this</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 19 Feb 2005 23:09:11 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I'm just in one of those moods.  You  know the kind.  Everything seems too  boring to do.  One of those moods where  I feel like the only reason I don't  feel like this all the time is because  I distract myself.  It's a sick feeling  in my gut, like a cross between dread  and sadness.  I don't know.  For such a  long time I didn't care where I was  going, but now I glance ahead and all I  see is an emptiness that pulls in  everything around it.  I don't want to  be too late.  I'm worried about  hesitating too much in life and where  that will lead me.  I probably won't  feel this way tomorrow or the next day,  but it will come back eventually and  hit me just as hard as it always does.   I don't get it.  I was walking back to  my room and (now I'm going to sound  stupid and arty) I looked up at where  the snow was falling very slowly and  for a moment I was extremely happy and  extremely sad at the same time.  And  I'm sick of that.<br />
Fuck.<br />
I'm going to regret writing this.<br />
<br />
I don't know if I even want people to  comment.<br />
Goodnight. ]]></description>
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                <title>So I had this dream.</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 13 Feb 2005 08:30:20 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ First of all, there was some sort of  high school band reunion thing going on  that I had to go to, which is a stupid  and sentimental thing to dream about,  but that's how it started.  My aunt  gave me a ride, and when I showed up  (late, of course) for some reason my  mom was there.  Some shit happened, and  I went outside where I discovered a  woman's purse in a gutter.  I checked  the wallet and found both my mom's  driver's licence and my dog's driver's  license.  So I brought it back inside  to her, where she was very relieved to  find it.  After all, there was a  keilbasa in it that she had hoped to  cook.  I suggested she not cook it  because it had been outside for a long  time, but she had already jammed it in  the garbage disposal.  That's all I can  really remember.<br />
<br />
One of the most boring things a person  can do is describe their dream to you. ]]></description>
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                <title>HARVEY KEITEL: FINAL UPDATE</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 12 Feb 2005 18:47:59 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ He's dead.  She's dead.  It's over.<br />
The fridge must have run out of freon,  because I opened it to get a hot  pocket, and discovered the horror of  what had happened.  A knocked over  container of chocolate ice cream melted  directly onto harvey.  All that's left  of him now is a brown puddle.  So  that's the end of that. ]]></description>
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                <title>HARVEY KEITEL UPDATE</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 06 Feb 2005 15:05:10 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Harvey is still alive and well in my  fridge.  I decided he might need some  company, so I made him a girlfriend  named Catwoman.  Unfortunately, she was  tragically burned and died during the  attempt to save her life.  There is a  happy ending, though.  Harvey is now  with Helen Keller, and they seem to be  getting along pretty well.  I just  noticed today that they have the same  initials. ]]></description>
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                <title>OI!  THERE'S CLARET ON THE PRAM!</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 03 Feb 2005 16:56:57 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ It was above freezing today, meaning  the snow got wetter.  Meaning I made a  small snowman on my way back from the  art building.  His name is Harvey  Keitel, and he's in my fridge now.  I  think I'm going to make an igloo  outside for him. ]]></description>
                <author>~ihatebeisbol</author>
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                <title>Devian Tart</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 31 Jan 2005 09:26:59 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Some people might have noticed, but  I've been absent for a long time, and I  haven't been submitting anything or  commenting on anyone's work.  It's just  that I'm busy with my art classes, and  I can't manage two things at once.   DeviantART has always been more of a  place for me to put the little things I  do when I'm bored.  I really don't  think much of my stuff has anything  resembling artistic merit.  It's  something I do to bring myself out of  creative stagnation, and since my  creativity isn't stagnant right now, I  don't need it.  I'll try to get some  comments out, and maybe I'll find  something to submit.  I don't really  know.  Sorry? ]]></description>
                <author>~ihatebeisbol</author>
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                <title>Apologies</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 30 Jan 2005 21:45:33 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ for that last journal entry.  See, all  I had to eat that day was a hot pocket,  and well... I'm not a big fan of beer.   I don't know why I thought that would  be a good idea.  The only particularly  good thing to come from that was the  term "bomit vomit".  I like that. ]]></description>
                <author>~ihatebeisbol</author>
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                <title>vomit</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 30 Jan 2005 00:06:01 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ check me out!  i'm awsome!  i blow  bomit vomit throught my nose!! ]]></description>
                <author>~ihatebeisbol</author>
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                <title>Old Age</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 14 Jan 2005 13:14:50 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I have realized three things:<br />
1. Fuck, I'm going to be 20.<br />
2. Fuck, I'm going to be a junior in  college.<br />
3. I've come to a point in my life  where the cookie part of the Oreo is  starting to taste better than the  cream.  That's not a metaphor, either,  I'm eating some double stufs. ]]></description>
                <author>~ihatebeisbol</author>
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                <title>In an airplane</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 10 Jan 2005 15:19:09 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I crush the cars like tin cans, and  holes in the clouds are waterfalls of  light.<br />
<br />
Home wasn't anywhere near as bad as I  had expected.  It might have even been  kind of... good?  That doesn't make my  future any less of a black hole, though. ]]></description>
                <author>~ihatebeisbol</author>
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                <title>Falling into guru muhk</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 29 Dec 2004 10:29:20 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Why is it that old men with leathery  skin, white beards, and turbans are  automatically assumed to be wise?  I  bet there are plenty of old men with  leathery skin, white beards, and  turbans who are real ignorant assholes.<br />
<br />
It's time we stop this unfair  stereotyping. ]]></description>
                <author>~ihatebeisbol</author>
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                <title>GIANT BALL OF STUFF</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 26 Dec 2004 22:55:21 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I feel it.<br />
I feel the cosmos!<br />
<br />
(+20 to anyone who gets that) ]]></description>
                <author>~ihatebeisbol</author>
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                <title>Captain of Industry</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 17 Dec 2004 10:23:53 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I'll explain my three "Industry"  deviations here.  I had wanted to make  a vector of a building or some sort of  human-constructed thing, and I searched  online for good source images, and  ended up being captivated by the photo  that you see vectored in the three  deviations.  When I finished, I tried  different color schemes, and couldn't  pick one.  Each has its own feel, I  think, and I decided to submit all  three versions.  You don't have to  comment all three.<br />
I stayed up until 5:30 making these.  I  hope you like.<br />
<br />
Oh, and I'm curious to hear opinions of  the barbed wire.  I added that to the  image near the end of the process, and  I'm kind of not too sure about it.   Thoughts? ]]></description>
                <author>~ihatebeisbol</author>
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                <title>Gr(e/a)y</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 12 Dec 2004 02:37:03 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ There is a hidden attic in the library  here.  It's  empty, except for a single  cabinet, labeled "WITCHCRAFT RESEARCH".<br />
So I'm told.  We're going to check it  out.<br />
<br />
Something happens when you go too long  without sleep.  For me, it was about 36  hours or so, and after a while you  don't even feel tired anymore.  I don't  know what the feeling is, but I guess I  could describe it as an intense apathy.   I cared about nothing.  I could have  been arrested, beaten up, killed, it  wouldn't matter.  <br />
<strike>I've been thinking a lot lately about  my parents, mostly my dad, and it's  been finding its way into my art a lot.   I'll get a digital photo or three of  the guitar I painted.  I just woke up  from a dream that was long enough to be  a full length movie.  There were people  living in our house, and we were trying  to stop them.  Julia died again.  I  hope this isn't a premonition.  They  better keep her away from high places.  <b> I bet it's annoying to see journals  like this.</b>  I've just been choking a  lot lately on life.  It's very grey.   It's very gray.</strike><br />
<br />
<b>EDIT 121204:</b>  But you know what?  It's  going to be ok.  It's all going to be  ok, because I'm going to figure this  all out.  This is just life (back and  forth, right?)  It's 5:30 in the  morning and there's snow on the ground.   I don't know why, but I'm smiling.   I'm going to figure all this out.  I'm  in bed and I'm typing and I'm not  looking at the screen and I'm laughing  quietly to myself and I'm breathing  deeply because it's going to be ok.  I  promise this to myself.  And I make a  point to never break a promise.   Goodnight.  There's something I love  about the blue glow of electronics in a  dark room.  There's something I love  about that smell outside when it's  snowing.  grey, sure, but with a hint  of blue.Hey, I saw that white squirrel  I see every day.  It let me walk right  up to it, and didn't run away.  I  didn't even see the crow this time.   Oh, right.  I've been seeing a white  squirrel just about every day, adn then  each time I see it i see a crow right  after.  Omens?  Who know.  But it looks  like I'm rambling on.  good song, that  one.  HAH!  I love the night. ]]></description>
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                <title>Alex, drinker of Tea</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 07 Dec 2004 19:58:01 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ For the past twenty-four hours, I have  spoken with a British accent.  I was  Alex Bailey, an exchange student from  East Sussexfordshire.  Actually, the  full name is Alexander  Meatwad-The-Incredible-Hulk Motte  Bailey, but that's a long story.<br />
<br />
Tonight I rode my bike around campus,  drinking coffee, my jacket unzipped and  flowing like a cape behind me.   Drinking coffee on a bike is no small  feat, and I felt like some sort of  strange superhero.  I was drinking  coffee, because my 24 hours were up,  and I could stop being "Alex".  I don't  think any self-respecting Brit drinks  coffee.<br />
<br />
So I guess that's another personality  to add to my roster.  It's getting  crowded in here. ]]></description>
                <author>~ihatebeisbol</author>
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                <title>So</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 28 Nov 2004 23:09:56 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ It's time for change.  I can only go so  long in this... stasis.. and something  is going to happen to change things.  I  know it.  I'll make it happen.  I don't  mind traveling, especially alone.   There's something satisfying to me  about living (in and) out of a  suitcase, shaving in the train  bathroom.  I don't think I can stay  "home" this summer.<br />
<br />
I have these headaches.  The past few  weeks.  The left side of my skull.  A  pressure on the temple, stretching  behind the eye.  It feels like my brain  liquifying, and I tend to feel sick.  I  should really see a doctor about this,  or at the very least, not bore anyone  by writing about it in my DA journal.   But I didn't ask anyone to read this.  <br />
<br />
They're getting worse, though.  I'm  dizzy right now.  Dizzy dizzy.  And the  words on the screen elude my eyes.<br />
<br />
Oh.  Also.  No one else so far has been  as impressed with this as I have, but I  recommend the music video for "Eye for  an Eye", by Unkle.  It's a  collaboration with Massive Attack.  The  song has grown on me, and I love the  sound bytes they used.  The animation  is what really kicks ass.  Very awesome  CG.  I'm surprised I can get anything  this coherent out right now.   Everything's a bit blurry.<br />
<br />
I bought some extra heavy gel for use  with my paints.  Impasto time!  I've  been wanting to do this for a while.<br />
<br />
Break was good-ish.  I saw a lot of  movies, but we're still all boring, and  I'd like to have seen a greater variety  of people.  My fucking parents killed  my car.  It went and blew a gasket, and  that's not just a Modest Mouse quote.   It did that.  This is way too fucking  long.  This journal entry, that is.   I'm stipo... stoppo... stopping.   Typing isn't coming out as well and i  need to lie down..  good bye .<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Won't you be my head?  Cuz I'm through  with this one. ]]></description>
                <author>~ihatebeisbol</author>
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                <title>Thanks</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 24 Nov 2004 04:30:49 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I've been seeing how long I can go  without meat (I think I'm in week five,  but I've sort of lost count.)  I don't  think I'll make it through  thanksgiving.  Oh well.  The one thing  I know is that I'll be really bored a  lot.  Happy thanksgiving to you. ]]></description>
                <author>~ihatebeisbol</author>
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                <title>Guess I'm doing fine</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 20 Nov 2004 18:45:41 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I'm feeling better now.<br />
The grey days and the alone get to me  sometimes.<br />
Apologies. ]]></description>
                <author>~ihatebeisbol</author>
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                <title>I'm choking</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 17 Nov 2004 19:29:03 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK<br />
I'm choking. ]]></description>
                <author>~ihatebeisbol</author>
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                <title>Nice Day</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 15 Nov 2004 15:52:34 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Today I sat outside and painted a  picture of Satan's typewriter.  It was <b> unseasonably warm</b>, but still cold  enough to chill my fingers.<br />
<br />
I'm <b>getting sick</b>.  My head hurts.<br />
<br />
<br />
<b>OH WELL</b> ]]></description>
                <author>~ihatebeisbol</author>
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                <title>I hate</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 12 Nov 2004 12:46:25 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ CS projects.<br />
Sitting in that lab from seven pm to  seven am.<br />
<br />
Terrible.<br />
<br />
I'm going to fail my class.  Sometimes  I seriously consider just being a  studio art major.  I do just as much,  if not more work, and I enjoy the hell  out of it.  It's just a whole lot  harder to get a career out of that. ]]></description>
                <author>~ihatebeisbol</author>
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                <title>Snowed</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 08 Nov 2004 20:31:37 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ It did, and I'm happy.<br />
A reminder of just how close to Canada  we are up here.<br />
<br />
I think it's time for a new DevID.  I  made a new one over the summer,  actually, but I was never happy with it  enough to submit/use it.  I'll think of  something. ]]></description>
                <author>~ihatebeisbol</author>
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                <title>Vericose veins</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 02 Nov 2004 22:16:19 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ God, they're disgusting.  I don't want  to have vericose veins.  Ever.<br />
<br />
Now your comments look twice as dumb.<br />
<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/x/xd.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":XD:" title="XD" /><br />
<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/x/xd.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":XD:" title="XD" /><br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
....ok, that's the last time I'm doing  this.  Promise. ]]></description>
                <author>~ihatebeisbol</author>
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                <title>nohtihtg int to vfear</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 20 Oct 2004 14:39:43 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ i jumped in the river, what did i see? <br />
black-eyed angels swam with me<br />
 a moon full of stars and astral cars <br />
and all the things that i used to see <br />
and all my lovers were there with me <br />
all my past and futures <br />
we all went to heaven in a little row  boat <br />
there was nothing to fear nothing to  doubt <br />
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                <title>Birthday</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 19 Oct 2004 18:50:12 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I didn't notice it, but my one year  DeviantART anniversary passed.    Hooray?<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Room full of friends!  Mouth full of  cake!  Every present is for you, and it  feels pretty great!<br />
(Who can tell me what that's from?) ]]></description>
                <author>~ihatebeisbol</author>
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                <title>Identity Crisis</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 15 Oct 2004 15:14:36 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Sometimes I feel sort of bad for the  people who watch me, since I tend to  suddenly shift styles or mediums.  A  lot of people work with one style for a  long time, perfecting it, but I can't  do that.  I just get bored with things  too quickly.  With that in mind, there  seems to be a shift toward "real"  mediums such as photography and paints  coming up.  I just need my photo  professor to give me back my prints,  and a digital camera to photograph my  (completed?) self portrait.  I'm also  working on small paintings here and  there that I'll submit as scraps, since  they are not in any way finished work.<br />
<br />
I hope I don't disappoint anyone. ]]></description>
                <author>~ihatebeisbol</author>
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                <title>Telemarket</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 13 Oct 2004 07:54:29 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ They won't stop calling me with credit  card offers.  It's the same company,  too; telling me they will send me a  FREE card and information so that I can  activate it by phone.  At first I just  said no.  Then I started hanging up on  them.  Then I prank called them using  the <a href="http://www.ebaumsworld.com/jackblack2.html">Jack Black soundboard</a>.  This  morning I was awakened by the phone  ringing.  Sure enough, it was <i>them</i>  again.  I'm kind of an asshole  sometimes when I've just been woken up.<br />
<br />
<b>Me (arab accent):</b> Hallo?<br />
<br />
<b>Jamaican Lady:</b> 'ello my name is  Charisse and I'm callin' about a free  cred-<br />
<br />
<b>Me (normal accent again):</b> HEELLLOOOOO,  CHARISSE!<br />
<br />
*silence*<br />
<br />
<b>Charisse:</b> Thank you for sayin' hi.. dat  is my name.  You are a student of duh  Univeuh-sity of Rochesta, correct?<br />
<br />
<b>Me:</b> Haha!  YEAH!<br />
<br />
<b>Charisse:</b>  Why are you smilin' dear?<br />
<br />
<b>Me:</b> Oh, I don't know.. I've answered  like eight hundred of these calls.<br />
<br />
<b>Charisse:</b>  Well den, maybe you should  consider our offer.  We'll send ya an  unactivated card in da mail and some in<br />
fuhmation.  Den ya can activate da card  by callin us.<br />
<br />
<b>Me:</b>  Actually... I'd really like a  Tarot card reading....<br />
<br />
<b>Charisse:</b>  ....Dis is serious, just  accept da offer an look over da  infuhmation, because I know you're  gonna want dis card.<br />
<br />
<b>Me:</b>  I know you're just doing your job,  and I'm sorry, but I have to go back to  sleep.<br />
*****CLICK***** ]]></description>
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                <title>10 New Photos</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 09 Oct 2004 08:35:13 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ are coming this way soon.<br />
Right now they're up for display in the  art building, but when I get them back,  I'll scan and submit some.  Maybe even  all of them, but there are definitely a  few I like much more.<br />
<br />
Enjoy your lives.  Time goes by way too  fast.<br />
<br />
<br />
A long time ago, people asked for  pictures of me.  I have two, <a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/11276524/">here</a>, and <a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/11276628/"> here</a>.<br />
I warn you, though.  If you're looking  for straightforward portraits, you  won't find them here.<br />
<br />
<br />
<b>Fortune cookie from Thai Restaurant:</b><br />
A beautiful, smart, and loving person  will be coming into your life. ]]></description>
                <author>~ihatebeisbol</author>
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                <title>Inspiration always</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 05 Oct 2004 14:25:48 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ hits me late.  I've been trying to  figure out what I'm going to do with my  painting and my photos, and now I know.   Painting: making a second canvas.   Photos: I created a technique that  makes really interesting effects.  When  I'm done, I'll scan/take digital  photos, and submit here.  I'm on a  roll.<br />
<br />
I'm on a roll.<br />
<br />
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<br />
This time.<br />
<br />
(finish it) ]]></description>
                <author>~ihatebeisbol</author>
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                <title>Black.Blue</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 03 Oct 2004 16:10:52 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Funny how things happen.<br />
How, when you're riding your bike fast  downhill and you take your hands off  the handlebars to adjust your backpack  with the camera and tripod in it, you  lose your balance and skid on the  ground, then roll forward and land on  your feet because it's your instict to  land like that.<br />
And your hands are red and raw, and the  right side of your head is cut where  you hit it, and your left knee and  right elbow are skinned and bleeding.<br />
<br />
And there's something liberating about  it to you, and you don't know why.<br />
<br />
And everything about it is fine.   Because you made it to be. ]]></description>
                <author>~ihatebeisbol</author>
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                <title>AP v4</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 03 Oct 2004 13:54:11 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Sunny day.  Got my bike fixed.<br />
Gonna ride around and take photos.<br />
/Photography is expensive\<br />
<br />
<strike><b>Question:</b><br />
I've made a few vector images.  They  have no real ideas behind them, simply  vectored versions of photographs.   Anyone want me to submit these?  As of  now I have a guitar (I actually used  the vector image as <a href="http://ploegus-maloegus.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/p/l/ploegus-maloegus.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="ploegus-maloegus" /></a>'s icon) and George  W. Bush.  There will be more.</strike><br />
SUBMITTED<br />
<br />
<strike>I really should have been worried and  stressed about the Computer Science  project that was due today, and that I  still haven't finished.  But I wasn't,  and I'm not.  It just.. doesn't seem to  matter.</strike><br />
<br />
My self portrait is <strike>coming along really  well, even if I don't think it looks  too much like me.</strike>  <b>FINISHED</b>.  I got  distracted by the act of painting and  forgot that it's supposed to be me.   Fun.<br />
<br />
<strike>I can't think straight.  Nothing seems  to matter.<br />
<br />
I slept wrong last night, and my back  hurts today.</strike><br />
<br />
I really don't know what to do.  There  must be something.<br />
<br />
<br />
<strike>This may sound stupid, but a couple  nights ago I lay on the grass and sang  at the sky.  It was sad and calm at the  same time, and.. I don't know if I can  really handle the night anymore.</strike><br />
<br />
And today I'm (<b>still STILL</b>) fine. ]]></description>
                <author>~ihatebeisbol</author>
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                <title>Military Hardware</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 17 Sep 2004 23:28:40 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I've told a couple people about this  idea, but here goes.  If I were hired  by the army to design weapons, my first  idea would be a weapon that launches  life-size rubber bananas.  That  explode.  Think about it for a second.   No matter HOW much they train you, no  matter how many times they say "The  enemy is going to fire rubber exploding  bananas at you.  Do not let them get  near you.", you'll never <i>really</i> believe  it.  You'll be walking through the  jungle, hear a *foomp*, and see a  harmless yellow banana fling through  the brush and bounce at your feet with  a perfectly cartoonlike "boing".   You'll look at it, and your mind will  just stop.  You'll say "there's no way  in hell that banana will kill me.   Absolutely no way anyone would do  something like that."  <br />
<br />
Then the banana would kick your ass.  <br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
(yeah, I know... worms)<br />
(For some reason, I can't change my  avatar.  Annoying.) ]]></description>
                <author>~ihatebeisbol</author>
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                <title>Chemical Burn</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 14 Sep 2004 16:51:54 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I think the photo chemicals are  starting to make my fingertips peel.<br />
<br />
I found out today that I'm already  halfway done a major in Studio Arts, so  it looks like I'm double majoring.   Learning was never this fun.<br />
<br />
Art classes give me a reason to create.   For the first time in over a month I'm  actually looking at my surroundings  again, taking in colors and shapes.  I  have 15 pinhole camera prints on my bed  right now, and a half-built canvas in  the art building.  Say what you want  about pinhole cameras, I think they're  fun. ]]></description>
                <author>~ihatebeisbol</author>
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                <title>Storage</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 12 Sep 2004 22:31:29 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I put 7 deviations in that new storage  room thing.  They're not deleted, just  resting.<br />
<br />
I picked up this habit last year.  I  start feeling guilty about not brushing  my teeth enough, so I start flossing at  random times.  The problem is that I  forget the floss is there and I end up  chewing a ball of it because it's minty  and good.  One time I swallowed the  ball.  That was bad.<br />
<br />
My life is full of excitement, see? ]]></description>
                <author>~ihatebeisbol</author>
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                <title>Something quite peculiar</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 11 Sep 2004 15:17:15 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ This is strange.  I'm inexplicably  happy.  Even on grey days, when I'm  normally diluted, I've been happy.  My  roommate says that I've been smiling in  my sleep.  A big, cheshire cat smile.<br />
<br />
I don't understand it at all.<br />
<br />
I've been a little inactive here.  I  just have to get used to balancing my  free time with class time again.  We're  going to start self portraits in my  painting class soon, and if it goes  well I'll put it up.<br />
<br />
Where is my mind? ]]></description>
                <author>~ihatebeisbol</author>
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                <title>I can't wait</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 04 Sep 2004 19:05:00 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ 10 tubes of Golden brand acrylic paint:  $69.40<br />
3 brushes: $31.17<br />
Sketchbook: $4.99<br />
<br />
Being able to start painting all the  time: <i>EXPENSIVE</i> ]]></description>
                <author>~ihatebeisbol</author>
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                <title>I think</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 01 Sep 2004 13:51:40 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ that I'm going to die young.<br />
I'm not trying to be a pessimist or  anything, but I have that feeling.   I've had it for a while.<br />
<br />
Who wants to be old, anyway?<br />
<br />
In the mean time, I'm taking a painting  course here.  I think it will be good  for me, and I'm pretty excited about  actually owning a shitload of paint and  being able to sit down in my free time  with no parents around to bug me.<br />
<br />
I bought an OK Computer poster the  other day.  I like it. ]]></description>
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                <title>Departure/Return</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 28 Aug 2004 09:26:47 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I'm gone and back.<br />
How does it feel?  Bittersweet isn't  the right word, but it's the first word  that comes to mind*.<br />
<br />
<br />
<b>Here are some funny anecdotes:</b><br />
<br />
- My dad threatened to divorce my mom  because she didn't want to bring the  dog on an 8 hour car ride.<br />
<br />
- My dad doesn't want me to have his  smashed acoustic guitar, because he  wants to throw it away.  I took it  anyway.<br />
<br />
- My PS2 fell down the stairs when I  was moving out.  It died.<br />
<br />
- My mom opened the back of the car,  and my TV fell out.  It died.<br />
<br />
- It's muggy as hell here.  Although  I'm not sure exactly how muggy hell is.   Maybe hell is hot, but not humid.   Something to think about later.<br />
<br />
<br />
More funny anecdotes to come later.<br />
<br />
*<i>Bonus points for anyone who picked up  that allusion.</i> ]]></description>
                <author>~ihatebeisbol</author>
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