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What if....
[1] I committed suicide:
[2] I said I liked you:
[3] I kissed you:
[4] I lived next door to you:
[5] I started smoking:
[6] I stole something:
[7] I was hospitalized:
[8] I ran away from home:
[9] I got into a fight and you weren't there:

What do you think about my:
[1] Personality:
[2] Mannerisms:
[3] Do you think I'm beautiful?

Other:
[1] Who are you?
[2] Are we friends?
[3] When and how did we meet?
[4] How have I affected you?
[5] What do you think of me?
[6] What's the fondest memory you have of me?
[7] How long do you think we will be friends or enemies?
[8] Do you love me?
[9] Have I ever hurt you?
[10] Would you hug me?
[11] Would you kiss me?
[12] Would you f**k me?
[13] Would you marry me?
[14] Emotionally, what stands out?:
[15] Do you wish I was cooler?
[16] On a scale of 1-10, how nice am I?
[17] Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.
[18] Am I lovable?
[19] How long have you known me?
[20] Describe me in one word.
[21] What was your first impression?
[22] Do you still think that way about me now?
[23] What do you think my weakness is?
[24] Do you think I'll get married?
[25] What about me makes you happy?
[26] What about me makes you sad?
[27] What reminds you of me?
[28] What's something you would change about me?
[29] How well do you know me?
[30] Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?
[31] Do you think I would kill someone?
[32] Are we close?
[33] Are you going to put this on your journal and see what I say about you?


If anyone bothers to do this, I'll probably go "daaaaw "

]]> ~inspector-loony http://inspector-loony.deviantart.com/journal/28522918/ http://inspector-loony.deviantart.com/journal/28522918/ Mon, 23 Nov 2009 06:07:14 PST
[link]

]]> ~inspector-loony http://inspector-loony.deviantart.com/journal/28138989/ http://inspector-loony.deviantart.com/journal/28138989/ Wed, 04 Nov 2009 08:31:26 PST If you're a tegaki-stalker, feel free to add me on msn. I'm pretty talkative.

See you gays around.
Kris


8. nov
Omfg, I took a parecet, but it turned out it was something else, cause mom had just put some random crap in the paracet box. I DIDN'T SEE THAT. So now I'm like doped on dad's meds.
It's freaky.

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]]> ~inspector-loony http://inspector-loony.deviantart.com/journal/27370661/ http://inspector-loony.deviantart.com/journal/27370661/ Wed, 23 Sep 2009 07:38:53 PDT

Seriously. I am -beyond- bored.
(What freak made this meme, and what freaks actually -does- it. Hey..)



1. Would you set yourself on fire?
.. I guess it would hurt. Like, alot. But I could lit my hair on fire.. if I'm high enough. Like.. I hate my hair.

2. Hug or kiss? Both.
When you kiss, you automaticly get both. If you keep it up long enough.

3. Have you ever been suspended from school?
Um, no.

4. Explain what you think about abortion:
I HATE that question so much, it makes me SICK.
There are alot of blond idiots getting themself pregnant in some sorta party, cause they were so drunk they couldn't walk. And that's plain fucked. Buuut, I guess some have a good reason for wanting abortion and stuff, so for christ's sake, let them have it. It's their bodies, but if the kid's like fucking old, I guess it would be morally wrong killing it.

Hey, no hate.
Hell if I know.

5. If you had to get married now, who would you want to marry?
In this exact moment?
Uh.. I dunno. Some rich dying oldie.

6. Weekdays or weekends?
Weekends. Tho I hate Sundays.

7. What is your favorite hair style?
Short neck, long bangs.

8. Do you like to learn?
Depends. Alot.

9. Do you like cows?
There was a time I couldn't imagine anything cuter.
I... am neutral now tbh.

10. Do you want to have kids?
Yes. Twins.

11. Say something annoying:
I like faggots.

12. Have you ever had a crush on the same sex?
Yes?

13. Will the world end in fire or ice?
Ice.

14. Favorite comic strip?
A serious house on serious earth. (Or ground or something. Yeah, it's my favorite. I can't even remember the name.) IT'S BATMAN

15. Last hug?
Maria Clara

16. One goal you'd like to achieve this year:
I have no goals. Wait- I'll get my hair cut. Seriously, I'll never remember to do it. Oh, and post a letter.

17. Do you sleep naked?
No. I keep my boxers on dude.

18. Have you ever been dumped?
No.

19. What is your favorite word?
Norwegian/dialect: Draum (dream)
English: Duuuude

20. Sprite or 7Up?
Sprite. No, I've never tasted 7Up.

21. Would you date someone you met online?
Dunno.

22. Who is your newest friend?
Girl named Julie.

23. Family or friends?
Friends.

24. What is the last thing you said to someone?
"Hey, stop that. *siiigh* never mind"

25. Abercrombie or Hollister?
What did you call the animal..? (yes, I'm stupid)

26. What's your family like?
I like my brother.

27. Have you been on drugs?
I dunno what counts.. pot, alchohol, tobacco and nicotine..?

28. Are your parents still together?
Yes. And it buggs me.

29. Logic or art?
Both.

30. How do you usually dress?
Skinny red/black/green pants, 2 belts, some nerdy colorful t-shirt, hoodie or my beloved super-tight jacket, so many bracelets my wrists die, hair ornaments if I'm in the mood, dr. Martens/converse, gloves, hat or cap or something, scarf.

31. Explain what you think about dating.
error: this word doesn't exist in Kris' vocabulary.

32. Do you wear deoderant?
Yes.

33. McDonalds or Burger King?
None.
I fucking hate fast food.
I fucking hate McDonalds.
I fucking hate clowns.

34. Do animals go to Heaven?
God only allows pretty gay male models into his harem.

Yes, I'm an atheist, why?

35. Would you live in a different country?
Dunno. I guess everyone is tired of their own country some times.

36. Have you ever made out with just a friend?
I guess so.

37. Do you believe in the external world?
Probably not.
I dunno what you mean.

38. Emily Dickinson or Walt Whitman?
Never heard of. Name something they've done, and I'll probably go: "OH- OH- OH- I -KNOW- this person!"
No shit, Sherlock.

39. Have you ever been hit on by the same sex?
Yes.

40. Do you ever use your full name?
Never. Urg.

41. Favorite athlete?
Dunno.

42. Do you personally know any bums?
No.

43. Are you rude?
Yes.

44. Can you cook?
Yes. Or.. well.. depends on what you define as -food-.

45. Have you ever been to college?
No.

46. What is your best physical feature?
My eyes.

47. Would you die for your friends?
No. But I'd probably die afterwards of guilt or... ]]> ~inspector-loony http://inspector-loony.deviantart.com/journal/27230821/ http://inspector-loony.deviantart.com/journal/27230821/ Tue, 15 Sep 2009 16:06:27 PDT
So.

Come claim your right! D:<




~inspector-loony http://inspector-loony.deviantart.com/journal/26811905/ http://inspector-loony.deviantart.com/journal/26811905/ Tue, 25 Aug 2009 07:33:55 PDT
But I won't draw much the next weeks? Months? Idk. I don't really want to, neither do I have the inspiration. And technically I don't have no time for it either xP I might come up with a few sketches, but that's all.

I might make a new account as well.
Because I can.

: D so, bye for now. I'll be around, tho.




http://inspector-loony.deviantart.com/journal/26604557/ Sat, 15 Aug 2009 07:32:24 PDT D:

"First 14 to comment on this journal, requesting a slot, will get 3 pieces from their gallery featured by me. I will choose the pieces I like best.
In return, those Deviants featured will have to create their own Feature Journal, placing me in the first slot; leading to a total of 15 Featured Deviants."
(not that i'll ever get that many people but who cares)

ARGH, what's the meaning with this when I haven't got a subscription D: Damn you all.


1. :
[link] "Water"
It looks so realistic, and you manage to use blue tones in water, something which I find very difficult D:

[link] "Tree nr 3"
The silhouette of the tree, and the green is so beautiful. I love the colors, and how you've used them. It looks magical.

[link] "Zin and Celyn"
I love the cuteness in this The faces are so well drawn, and I'm a sucker for yaoi *shot*

[link] "Random Gift Art"
Stuuuuuuunning DX everything about it is so EPIC. The shadowing, the eyes, and the smoothness of it all. The pattern is also very nice. Patteeeeernssss

[link] "Balloongirl"
I've always loved this. Ever since I first saw it on tegaki. You must've put so much effort in it. I know how it is s
to draw in tegakie XD and you made the sky and the girl so smooth. I love the colors, and that the dress and the balloons matches beautiful.


2. :

[link] "I found something.."
This photo is so nice in every way. The theme and pose is so cute, and especially with that parasol. I like the lighting and the colors too. It reminds me of summer, but the colors and nature around makes it look like autumn, argh, YOU! And damn, the photo is taken in the spring.

[link] "The spring is here"
Duuuuurrrrr, I was there when the photo was taken, but whatever. I love the contrast between the blurry and the sharp leaves, and it makes it look like you're really there peeking out from between them. The colors gives me a feeling it's a forest where people seldom are (which is true XD), and it looks sorta magical. Mythological : D Urgh, I love it.

[link] "Flowerpower"
SOB you know I love this in every way. The contrast, damn.

[link] "Waiting"
Afdgh, the colors and smoothness, and YOU in general, are just so cute/beautiful : D

[link] "The One That Makes Your Toys"
I like many of your drawings, cause you've got such an unique drawing style, but this is my absolute favorite I love the colors you use, and your ideas. You've got an amazing fantasy, and there's always something in your art that appeals to me. Lovely.


3. :

[link] "Start"
I say as in another comment on this photo "I like this picture, it shows a great sense of depth!" Lovely and simple

[link] "Masculine Kiku Rides Again" lol
Pure skill. augh, I love the the colors, the face and everything.

http://inspector-loony.deviantart.com/journal/26184945/ Sun, 26 Jul 2009 06:59:27 PDT Malaysia/Thailand was love, but I'm so tired I might die.
I haven't slept one single minute in God knows how long (more than 35 hours or so, idk), cause it's IMPOSSIBLE to sleep on a plane. Especially when you're so scared you'd rather jump out of the window.

My head and eyes hurt. Alot.

Anyways, I'm sooo happy to be home. One month away from Norway is too much for me. I love my country too much for that.

Bleh, I didn't get the slightest tan either. I hate my pale pale pale skin. That won't be either sun burned, nor tanned. pffffff. w/e.

I snorkelled alot tho. Swimming with baby sharks and gigantic sea turtles so much love.

And the food was just.. so very very delicious. And hot. Whatever. Chicken Curry yay!

Alot of gay asians I wanted to grope, pretty girls, and funny nerds (that's an own gender ya know).
Alot of shopping (whey, China Town in Kuala Lumpur I loved BKK as well. I wish we spent some more time there.), and I visited that bridge on the Twin Towers in KL. Only because dad had to work there XD So he took us up for a trip. I felt lucky. And I got dizzy, cause that was freaking tall.

Urg, I had two old pigs clapsing my ass.

ANYWAYS, I think imma fall asleep now, so I'll just submit some summer doodles, and I'm done here.



]]> ~inspector-loony http://inspector-loony.deviantart.com/journal/26083936/ http://inspector-loony.deviantart.com/journal/26083936/ Tue, 21 Jul 2009 10:05:50 PDT
[x] You know how to make a pot of coffee.
[ ] You keep track of dates using a calendar.
[x] You own a credit card. (yes I do, but I only knew where I had it for three days..)
[ ] You know how to change the oil in a car.
[ ] You've done your own laundry.
[ ] You can vote in an election.
[x] You can cook for yourself.
[ ] You think politics are interesting.
TOTAL SO FAR: 3

[x] You show up for school late a lot.
[x] You always carry a pen/pencil in your bag/purse/pocket.
[ ] You've never gotten a detention.
[ ] You have forgotten your own birthday.
[x] You like to take walks by yourself.
[ ] You know what credibility means, without looking it up. (...)
[ ] You drink caffeine at least once a week.
TOTAL SO FAR: 6

[x] You know how to do the dishes.
[x] You can count to 10 in another language.
[ ] When you say you're going to do something you usually do it.
[x] You can mow the lawn.
[ ] You study even when you don't have to.
[ ] You have hand washed a car before.
TOTAL SO FAR: 9

[x] You can spell experience, without looking it up.
[ ] The people at Starbucks know you by name.
[x] Your favorite kind of food is take out.
[x] You can go to the store without getting something you don't need.
[x] You understand political jokes the first time they are said. (well..)
[x] You can type pretty quick.
TOTAL SO FAR: 14

[ ] Your only friends are from your place of employment.
[ ] You have been to a Tupperware party.
[x] You have realized that practically no one will take you seriously unless you are over the age of 25 and have a job. (blargh)
[ ] You have more bills than you can pay.
[x] You have been to the beach.
[x] You use the internet every day.
[x] You have been outside of your country 3 or more times.
[ ] You make your bed in the morning.
TOTAL: 18


FNARGH




If you wanna, just take the quiz. I stole it.















GAWDS, WE'RE FLYING HOME ON FRIDAY

]]> ~inspector-loony http://inspector-loony.deviantart.com/journal/25652497/ http://inspector-loony.deviantart.com/journal/25652497/ Tue, 30 Jun 2009 13:35:55 PDT I've been away from my comp for only a week, and I feel like this now.

I'm home for one day, and the next weeks I'll have to live without both my comp and mobile phone. This could get fun.

]]> ~inspector-loony http://inspector-loony.deviantart.com/journal/25136814/ http://inspector-loony.deviantart.com/journal/25136814/ Fri, 05 Jun 2009 03:43:54 PDT
No, I'm not excited

*runs around in room screaming, singing muse songs*

]]> ~inspector-loony http://inspector-loony.deviantart.com/journal/24855869/ http://inspector-loony.deviantart.com/journal/24855869/ Wed, 20 May 2009 12:37:37 PDT blargh


[x] You have screamed at an inanimate object for “hurting” you
Well duh

[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
rofl, if a mirror counts. I thought it was more.. room.

[x] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
lol XD I thought it stood still.

[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
well, haven't everyone?

[x] You have run into a tree/bush.
haha, yess XDD

[x] You have been called a blond.
I -am- blond.

TOTAL: 6



[] you know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
...
[x] You just tried to lick your elbow.
God, I fail

[x] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same melody.
OMG I GET IT NOW!

[x] You just sang them to make sure.
I hummed it..?

[x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
ff, who hasn't..

[x] You have choked on your own spit.
lol

TOTAL: 5



[] You have seen the Matrix and still don’t get it.
Haven't seen it D:

[x] You type with three fingers or less
coughcough

[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
ROFL, YES. I started to laugh so hysterically, my friend had to put it out XDD

[x] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
.. it was coke. ow.

[x] You have caught yourself drooling
I was almost sleeping ;(

TOTAL: 4



[x] You have fallen asleep in class.
duh

[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
many many times.

[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.
hahaha, happens all the time XD you'd know if you knew me.

[] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.
they do shake their heads D: is that half an x? D:

[] You are often told to use your ‘inside voice’.
hm?

TOTAL: 3



[x] You use your fingers to do simple math.
often. urgh *blush*

[x] You have eaten a bug accidentally.
I actually did it today. I choked on it. ewewewewewewewwwwwww

[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
.. homework

[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it.
haha XD often

[x] You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.
D: that's quite normal, isn't it?

TOTAL: 5



[] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don’t.
ok, I didn't get that..

[x] You break a lot of things.
...

[x] You tilt your head when you’re confused.
lol, yes XD like a dog

[x] You have fallen out of your chair before.
That's a human thing to do!!

[] When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.
actually... no D:

[x] The word “um” is used frequently.
lol, yeah XD

[] You don’t know what “um” means
[x] You say “what” and “huh” a lot.

[] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.
I plan using my fingers D:

TOTAL: 5



GRAND TOTAL: 28

NOW, take your total, and multiply it by 4.
and re-post as: I am ____ Mentally ill.

(ok, I used a calculator on that last one)

what.. something is really really wrong here..
112% mentally ill...

]]> ~inspector-loony http://inspector-loony.deviantart.com/journal/24193479/ http://inspector-loony.deviantart.com/journal/24193479/ Sun, 12 Apr 2009 03:06:03 PDT I don't put too much effort in my works, cause I mostly have this account for my own amusement.
One day I might upload icons and photos, the other day traditional fan-art.
If you catch interest for anything of it, I'd love if you watched my art and give me constructive criticism or whatever you want, and I might watch you back.

Just fyi





- Le Blargh-Blargh

]]> ~inspector-loony http://inspector-loony.deviantart.com/journal/23568313/ http://inspector-loony.deviantart.com/journal/23568313/ Sat, 07 Mar 2009 04:25:58 PST [x] gotten a phone taken away during class
[_] gotten suspended
[x] gotten caught chewing gum
[x] gotten caught cheating on a test
Total so far: 4

[x] arrived late to class more than 5 times (well, DUH)
[X] didn't do homework more than 5 times
[x] turned at least 3 projects in late (more than that baby, so much more)
[x] missed school just because you felt like it
[x] laughed so hard you got kicked out of class
Total so far: 9
uh..

[_] got your mom, dad, etc. to get you out of school
[x] text people during class (everyone does that. Everyone.)
[x] passed notes
[x] threw stuff across the room
[x] laughed at the teacher
Total so far: 13

[x] been in a fight at school, fist or verbal
[x] took pictures during school hours
[x] listened to iPod, CD, etc. during school hours
[x] skipped a class period
Total so far: 17

[_] threw somthing at the teacher
[x] went outside the classroom without permission
[_] broke the dress code
[x] failed a class
[x] ate food during class
Total so far: 20

[x] gotten a call from school (3 times.. XD)
[_] couldn't go on a field trip because you behaved badly (Imma good kid)
[X] didn't take your stuff to school(so many times.. *shot*)
[xxxxx] given a teacher the finger when they weren't looking
[x] cursed during class/school (YES)
Total so far: 24

[x] faked your parents signature
[X] slept in class
[x] cursed at your teacher (well, she didn't hear me)
[X] copied homework (duh)
[_] got in trouble with the principal/vice principal
Total: 28

Multiply your score by 3.

28x3=84

Wait, what.. 84% fuckup

]]> ~inspector-loony http://inspector-loony.deviantart.com/journal/22393044/ http://inspector-loony.deviantart.com/journal/22393044/ Sun, 04 Jan 2009 11:59:58 PST

]]> ~inspector-loony http://inspector-loony.deviantart.com/journal/21530480/ http://inspector-loony.deviantart.com/journal/21530480/ Mon, 17 Nov 2008 07:41:55 PST
In addition, the trailer for the Wii game Captain Rainbow is narrated by Birdo using a distinctly male voice.

[link]


















I laughed my freakkin ass off..

I love you














Jævla føkkigs fittesatan

]]> ~inspector-loony http://inspector-loony.deviantart.com/journal/21261942/ http://inspector-loony.deviantart.com/journal/21261942/ Sat, 01 Nov 2008 09:25:10 PDT
I don't usually cry when I read books, but 'Mannen som elsket Yngve' killed me.




Dammit




I'll kill that author

]]> ~inspector-loony http://inspector-loony.deviantart.com/journal/20949065/ http://inspector-loony.deviantart.com/journal/20949065/ Sun, 12 Oct 2008 07:34:31 PDT

Dear Hexie
I don't really know how to tell you this, but our romance is over. I think I realized it When we skinny dipped in your apartment and I saw you sit on Manchester United's goalkeeper. I'm sure you're senile enough to understand that I get turned on by garbage men. I'm returning your old lottery coupons to you, but I'll keep your left ear as a memory. You should also know that I never openly mocked eggplant-fetishism.

In pain,
Inspector Loony

---------------------------------------------

OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG!!! I'VE GOT YOUR LEFT EAR!!! (just like Snape with Fred.. or was it George..? D

---------------------------------------------

RULES:
Do the "Letter MEME". Tag no less than 5 other people, and leave them a comment, informing them that they have been tagged. Then copy the "How-to" Letter Meme, and finish your Journal entry.

-> How you do the Letter Meme:

Dear (the last person who left a comment on your journal):

I don't really know how to tell you this, but ___1___. I think I realized it ___2___ ___3___ and I saw you ___4___ ___5___. I'm sure you're ___6___ enough to understand ___7___. I'm returning ___8___ to you, but I'll keep ___9___ as a memory. You should also know that I ___10___ ___11___ .

___12___,
-Your name-

1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm in love with your sister


2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes


3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kabob - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
None of the above - With George Bush and his wife


4. What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive out


5. What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other - The crazy monk


6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs - Man
O.C. - Emotional
One Tree Hill - Open
Heroes - Frostbitten
Lost - High
House - Scarred
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Mongolic
Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Senile
Top Model - Middle-class
None of the above - Ashamed


7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I've felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this.
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous - That I'm open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks


8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader-poster
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - T... ]]> ~inspector-loony http://inspector-loony.deviantart.com/journal/20827028/ http://inspector-loony.deviantart.com/journal/20827028/ Sat, 04 Oct 2008 14:41:55 PDT From the office down the hall.
It's good to see you buddy,
How've ya been?
Things have been okay for me,
Except that I'm a zombie now.
I really wish you'd let us in.
I think I speak for all of us when I say I understand
Why you folks might hesitate to submit to our demands,
But here's an FYI - you're all gonna die, screaming.

All we wanna do is eat your brains
Were not unreasonable,
I mean no-one's gonna eat your eyes
All we wanna do is eat your brains
Were at an impasse here,
Maybe we should compromise.
If you open up the door,
We'll all come inside and eat your brains.

I don't wanna nitpick Tom, but is this really your plan -
Spend your whole life locked inside a mall?
Maybe that's okay for now,
But someday you'll be out of food and guns,
And you'll have to make the call.
I'm not surprised to see you haven't thought it through enough -
You never had the head for all that 'bigger picture' stuff.
But Tom, that's what I do,
And I plan on eating you, slowly.

All we wanna do is eat your brains
Were not unreasonable,
I mean no-one's gonna eat your eyes
All we wanna do is eat your brains
Were at an impasse here
Maybe we should compromise
If you open up the door,
We'll all come inside and eat your brains

I'd like to help you Tom,
In any way I can.
I sure appreciate the way you're working with me.
I'm not a monster Tom - well, technically I am...I guess I am...

I've got another meeting Tom;
Maybe we could wrap it up.
I know we'll get to common ground somehow.
Meanwhile I'll report back to my colleagues,
Who are chewing on the doors.
I guess we'll table this for now.
I'm glad to see you take constructive criticism well
Thank you for your time, I know we're all busy as hell.
And we'll put this thing to bed,
When I bash your head open.

All we wanna do is eat your brains
Were not unreasonable,
I mean no-one's gonna eat your eyes
All we wanna do is eat your brains
Were at an impasse here
Maybe we should compromise
If you open up the door,
We'll all come inside and eat your brains

]]> ~inspector-loony http://inspector-loony.deviantart.com/journal/20632455/ http://inspector-loony.deviantart.com/journal/20632455/ Tue, 23 Sep 2008 09:03:52 PDT








The Clubs


]]> ~inspector-loony http://inspector-loony.deviantart.com/journal/20341247/ http://inspector-loony.deviantart.com/journal/20341247/ Fri, 05 Sep 2008 14:11:19 PDT School starded some weeks ago. My head is dying, I'm not too positive to the new school and such as that.

= no subs.


I am tired. (bet you've never heard that before)

I almost fainted at school today -_-'
That proves it.
lol, the room started to spin, an then everything got dark, but I could still feel my eyes were wide open. And I heard my teacher. She went like "Kristin? Are you ok? *waves* Hello?".
And my mind was weird, cause I was thinking that the teacher surely wouldn't mind if I just took a little nap right now.
That's just hilarious.
But I have to admit I got a little creeped out when my heart seemed to try to escape my body or something. Beat itself out. Then I got my sight back, and I was sent home XD
My body is funny.

Anyways, back to the point.

Me=angry=tired=*yawn*=subs?=no


Oooooh, and one more thing.
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LISTEN TO "I WAN'T CANDY DEAD!" OR DIE!!!








yeah, and..

The Clubs





That's all folks

]]> ~inspector-loony http://inspector-loony.deviantart.com/journal/20077230/ http://inspector-loony.deviantart.com/journal/20077230/ Thu, 21 Aug 2008 11:58:30 PDT

If you add a comment in this journal, I'll tell you:

a) Why I watched you
b) What I associate you with (Fandom, song, colour, photo etc.)
c) Why I like you
d) What memory with you I remember the best
e) What I've always wanted to know about you
f) That you must put this in your journal if you add a comment

I think I'm doomed



The Clubs


]]> ~inspector-loony http://inspector-loony.deviantart.com/journal/19845022/ http://inspector-loony.deviantart.com/journal/19845022/ Fri, 08 Aug 2008 12:24:51 PDT [link]

sendt me the link
Just take the test, and tell me the result. I'm curious.
it's fantastic XDDD

*rolls on floor with laughter*
7th level on me. I'm doomed.
I thought I was nice and... nice.
*looks forward to meet Luci personally*






cluuuuuuuubzzzzzzzzzz bee


]]> ~inspector-loony http://inspector-loony.deviantart.com/journal/19609522/ http://inspector-loony.deviantart.com/journal/19609522/ Sat, 26 Jul 2008 15:50:23 PDT

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the one working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the woman who died when the EMTs stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn't have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am a warrior for my country serving proud, but can't be my true self because gays aren't allowed in the military.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends I'm a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them.

I am the who isn't sure what she is. I am the who is rejected by her "best friends" because of a less-than-conventional crush.

I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to "teach me a lesson."

This is the boy, Matthew Shepard. On October 7, 1998 Aaron McKinney and Russell Henderson lead him to a remote area east of Laramie where they demonstrated unimaginable acts of brutality . Matthew was tied to a split-rail fence where he was beaten and left to die in the cold of the night. Almost 18 hours later he was found by a cyclist who initially mistook him for a scarecrow. Matthew died on October 12 at 12:53 am at a hospital in Fort Collins, Colorado. MURDERED BECAUSE HE WAS GAY!!!

IF YOU BELIEVE THAT HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG... REPOST THIS
AS "HOMOPHOBIA."

IF YOU ARE IGNORANT... IGNORE.

]]> ~inspector-loony http://inspector-loony.deviantart.com/journal/18967223/ http://inspector-loony.deviantart.com/journal/18967223/ Sat, 21 Jun 2008 13:16:23 PDT I'm off. Holiday. That means no sub's, no comments or answers.. and no msn.. *sob*.
I don't bring my PC with me during my holidays

Have a nice summer <3



Clubs:


]]> ~inspector-loony http://inspector-loony.deviantart.com/journal/18229711/ http://inspector-loony.deviantart.com/journal/18229711/ Thu, 08 May 2008 16:10:34 PDT





SCANNER!!!!!!







Parteyh











































Clubs:


]]> ~inspector-loony http://inspector-loony.deviantart.com/journal/18113296/ http://inspector-loony.deviantart.com/journal/18113296/ Thu, 01 May 2008 06:57:02 PDT 2. For each song, put the phrase "in my pants" at the end of the song title
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS.
4. Tag three people.

Nr 1
De involverte (the involved) in my pants *cough*

Nr 2
Growing on me in my pants
Lalah

Nr 3
Sweet emotion in my pants
hahaa, ok, sry..

Nr 4
Tainted love in my pants.. eh?

Nr 5
Naade (Mercy) in my pants
Oh laaaawd have mercy on meee (8)

Nr 6
Fake plastic trees in my pants
roflmfao, *gasp*

Nr 7
Paint it black in my pants
er?

Nr 8
Ah-Ah in my pants
*choking on her giggles*

Nr 9
Walking with a ghost in my pants
I think I might need an exorcist..

Nr 10
My doorbell in my pants

*dies* lawl

Ok.. tag...

in my pants




Clubs


]]> ~inspector-loony http://inspector-loony.deviantart.com/journal/17729565/ http://inspector-loony.deviantart.com/journal/17729565/ Mon, 07 Apr 2008 10:35:45 PDT

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18 and find line 4.
CONDIVIDERE CONTENUTI MULTIMEDIALI DEL PC.
wtf... haha x box setup in spanish xD or something. I didn't check..

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can.
I found... ooooohhh, guitar hero 3

3.What is the last thing you watched on TV?
oh... long time ago.. oh, some crazy gay guys. skiing. wow.


4.Without looking, guess what time it is:
19:13


5.Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
19:05
wow.. I was close. nyaahh xD


6.With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
My sister singing upstairs.. fuck, help me outta heeere


7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
At school on a sex clinic. And now my hands smell lubricant.. haha, and there was this guy fainting, cause he can't stand the sight of blood and stuff. aww, poor thing.


8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
Really niiice drawings on dA


9. What are you wearing?
Um.. I suck at explanations.. well. violet turtleneck-thing. and this yellow singlet on top. uh.. and baggy pants with tartan pattern on it x3 oh, and one white and one black sock.

10. Did you dream last night?
For the second time I dreamt aboud being best friends with draco malfoy.. that was.. wow. But he was gay. And he made out with harry potter. but I was just happy.. *nose bleed* haha, I've got funny dreams.

11. When did you last laugh?
When I managed to say:
"hey, I'm good at multitasking. I can pull a condom on a dildo while cooking dinner" haha, sry, we had to experiment with condoms and stuff at school today..


12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?
Only these old lamps... booooriiiing T.T


13. Seen anything weird lately?
not really.. >w<


14. What do you think of this quiz?
killing time.. okay, kidding. awsome, fantastic, brilliant, AMAZING!!! OMGWTBBQ!!


15. What is the last film you saw?
Sweeney Todd.. I think. Johnny Depp < 3 singing 83


16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
My own pet vampire >:3


17. Tell me something about you that I don't know.
I'm only 1/8 girl. Don't ask.


18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
Put loads of wizards and vampires and stuff into the world. And ice cream of course *w*


19. Do you like to dance?
wuuuhaaahh ~(*w*)~


20. George Bush:
Send the vampires at him


21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
I don't want a girl.. freaky


22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
Gabriel. aaaawwwwww < 3 ok... I must not fall in love with my children. Promise yourself that...


23. Would you ever consider living abroad?
Italy..

24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?
"Sorry, can't let you in right now. I have a date with Lucifer. Go talk to another angel instead.. or something" yaaayyy, gay angels, here I come!


25. 4 people who must also do this meme in THEIR journal:
Uh?.. hum..

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Clubs
http://inspector-loony.deviantart.com/journal/17164262/ Mon, 03 Mar 2008 12:46:50 PST Beautiful hands
gorgeous
I think I might have a hand fetish or something

Anyways. Nothing much to do, thats why I'm bothering you.
Yes.

New Kaizers Orchestra CD. "Maskineri"
Sweeney Todd

Bother

Drawing Armand/Marius nyehyehee
Aziraphale/Crowley

blah
blah
blah

KRL er dritt. Gi meg gode argumenter som er *for* dødsstraff. Faen ta denne jævla horedritten.

Bother

Bother

Bother

Clubs


Eg e din bastard sønn

]]> ~inspector-loony http://inspector-loony.deviantart.com/journal/16781974/ http://inspector-loony.deviantart.com/journal/16781974/ Fri, 08 Feb 2008 09:02:05 PST And I'll burn your heart away

No drawings

I want scanneeeeeeer
May I steal yours, Marauder?

]]> ~inspector-loony http://inspector-loony.deviantart.com/journal/16581728/ http://inspector-loony.deviantart.com/journal/16581728/ Sat, 26 Jan 2008 13:19:53 PST
This is motherfucking boring
We are motherfucking snoring
This is motherfucking lame
It's a motherfucking shame

Sing Teh Song in your math class

Waiting for my scanner to return from the dead

Clubs


]]> ~inspector-loony http://inspector-loony.deviantart.com/journal/16342986/ http://inspector-loony.deviantart.com/journal/16342986/ Thu, 10 Jan 2008 12:09:52 PST
Faen ta. De stengte Backstage og da kom alle de idiotiske følelsene på en gang. Har ikke vært i så dårlig humør på lenge. Jeg liker det ikke. Da får jeg vondt i magen og tenker idiotiske, patetiske tanker.

Stå opp, spise, gå på skole, spise, msn, mase om scanner, spise, stresse med prøver, drite i lekser, sove X 365

Jippi

]]> ~inspector-loony http://inspector-loony.deviantart.com/journal/16285840/ http://inspector-loony.deviantart.com/journal/16285840/ Sun, 06 Jan 2008 12:15:43 PST Pocket full of posies
Ashes, ashes, we all fall down

Nursery rhymes are said, verses in my head
Into my childhood they're spoonfed
Hidden violence revealed, darkness that seems real
Look at the pages that cause all this evil

One, two, buckle my shoe
Three, four, shut the door
Five, six, pick up sticks
Seven, eight, lay them straight

London bridges falling down, falling down, falling down
London bridges falling down, my fair lady

Nick nack patty wack, give a dog a bone
This old man came rolling home
. . . this old man came,
Mary had a little lamb who's fleece was white as snow!

Mary had a little lamb who's fleece was white as snow!
Baa baa black sheep have you any wool
Mary had a little lamb who's fleece was white as snow!
Yes sir, yes sir, three bags full
Mary had a little lamb who's fleece was white as snow!
Baa baa black sheep have you any wool
Mary had a little lamb!
Yes sir, yes sir, three bags full

]]> ~inspector-loony http://inspector-loony.deviantart.com/journal/15748832/ http://inspector-loony.deviantart.com/journal/15748832/ Sat, 01 Dec 2007 11:47:41 PST
Gimme, gimme, gimme a scanner after midniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight (8)

I'm so freaking coooooold! agghh... and my nose is dead. hmm..
Tell me something to draw. I wanna draw, but i dunno what.. sigh *headdesk*

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