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                <title>Power to the masses</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 08 Apr 2008 03:04:56 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I haven't journaled in a long time have i? not that anyone cares but you know, fish meat and the other. Any who, what's happened recently, well i just finished doing a guide to the species of world book which I'm happy with. Um, my scholar buddies <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/y/yakuza.gif" width="50" height="20" alt=":yakuza:" title="Do not cross a gang of ninjas..." /> are all alive, which is a plus. yeah couldn't think of a word that described all of them. Ummmmmmm, school sucks, but hey, whatcha gonna do. Anyway this is going no where, i was just sick of the old journal. so you know<br /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/p/pee.gif" width="45" height="15" alt=":pee:" title="This message sponsored, in part, by: PEE!" /> + <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/h/handshake.gif" width="40" height="15" alt=":handshake:" title="Handshake" /> = <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/w/worship.gif" width="30" height="15" alt=":worship:" title="Worship" /><br /><br />cya<br /><br />:jackflint:<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~jackflint</author>
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                <title>New Story</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 25 Feb 2008 02:35:04 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Hello friends and neighbors. As you know I am one fourth of a little group known as The Scholars of Retardo, as you also know I, along with Masked Racoon, and Captain Cabbage have been creating a fantasy story about a Troll, a Witch, etc. Well recently another story has popped onto the plate. It's set in the same universe and is not as epic as A New Tale. It is a heartwarming story about a Mental Satyr, a puzzled gnome, a bitter elf, and a Jolly vampire hunter. <br /><br />OK, well, here's the deal, Pan (Satyr - traditionalist parents) is heading into the great anthro city of Malek for various reasons, however at the same time Hank (Gnome - Cant remember full name) is heading out from his little village into the big city for various reasons. However both need a guide, and so upon reaching Malek, they meet each other and get confused and believe the other is their guide, they then have wacky solo adventures until they meet George (Elf - no magic, extremely bitter) who is a palace guard. He angers the king of Malek and ends up hiding with Hank and Pan, they hide out in a church on the outskirts of Malek where they meet ----- (nameless as for now) who is a jolly friar.<br /><br />Anyway there's vampires.<br /><br />NOTE: I will probably end up writing this, the same way Masked Raccoon will probably end up writing a New tale <br /><br />Lots of love<br /><br />Jackflint<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~jackflint</author>
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                <title>Backbone</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 10 Jan 2008 01:57:01 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Hello everyone.<br />
As you have probably noticed, i have not been deviant arting so much recently. I apologies. I have been taking a break from writing, and just enjoying the holidays. I'm back now though, and I have a couple of things to post.<br />
<br />
On a more personal level, yesterday was mine and MishMash25's one year anniversary. I am happy.<br />
<br />
Thats all for now<br />
<br />
lots of melon<br />
<br />
JACKfLInt<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~jackflint</author>
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                <title>QUIZ, ORIGIONALLY STOLEN BY CC, WHO STOLE IT FROMS</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 17 Dec 2007 21:16:08 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ 1. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (first pet & current car)<br />
Orbie Some Truck<br />
<br />
2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (fave ice cream flavor, favorite cookie)<br />
Mint Royale<br />
<br />
3. YOUR "FLY Guy/Girl" NAME: (first initial of first name, first three letters of your last name)<br />
J.Aly <br />
<br />
4. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color, favorite animal),<br />
Blue Moth... eh?<br />
<br />
5. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, city where you were born)<br />
Ronald Melbourne<br />
<br />
6. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first)<br />
Alyja<br />
<br />
7. SUPERHERO NAME: ("The" + 2nd favorite color, favorite drink)<br />
The Purple Ginger Beer<br />
<br />
8. NASCAR NAME: (the first names of your grandfathers),<br />
Ron Bill<br />
<br />
9. STRIPPER NAME: (the name of your favorite perfume/cologne/scent, favorite candy)<br />
Chocolate Nerds... DAMN!<br />
<br />
10.WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother's & father's middle names ),<br />
I'll just call myself Roy Bizzlewik<br />
<br />
11. SPY NAME: (your favorite season/holiday, flower).<br />
Winter Nettle<br />
<br />
12. CARTOON NAME: (favorite fruit, article of clothing you're wearing right now + "ie" or "y")<br />
Appleshirtie (doubleyou Tee Eff)<br />
<br />
13. HIPPY NAME: (What you ate for breakfast, your favorite tree),<br />
Pot Noodle Oak (ahahaha)<br />
<br />
14. YOUR ROCKSTAR TOUR NAME: ("The" + Your fave hobby/craft, fave weather element + "Tour"),<br />
The Writing Snow Tour<br />
<br />
<br />
1. Do you snore?<br />
No I moan<br />
<br />
2. Are you a lover or a fighter?<br />
Lover<br />
<br />
3. WhatÂs your worst fear?<br />
ok, well, mine are a bit fucked, my worst fears are sleep and time travel, how nuts is that, I have hypnophobia and chronophobia or somthing<br />
<br />
4. As a kid, where you a lego maniac?<br />
I was a wooden thomas the tank engine maniac<br />
<br />
5. What do you think of ÂrealityÂ tv?<br />
Tis a curse upon our fair kingdom<br />
<br />
6. Do you chew on your straws?<br />
is this some kind of twisted sexual metaphore!<br />
<br />
7. Were you a cute baby?<br />
I was fat <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/biggrin.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":D" title=":D (Big Grin)" /><br />
<br />
8. Is the single life for you?<br />
Nope<br />
<br />
9. What colour is your keyboard?<br />
Black<br />
<br />
10. Do you sing in the shower?<br />
Hell yess<br />
<br />
11. Have you ever sky-dived before?<br />
Fuck no, are you crazy, fuck no no no no<br />
<br />
12. Any secret talents?<br />
I have very few talents as it is, why the hell would i keep some secret<br />
<br />
13. WhatÂs your ideal vacation spot?<br />
Doesn't really fuss me<br />
<br />
14. Can you swim?<br />
I can propel myself along rocks using my specially designed flippers<br />
<br />
16. Have you seen the movie "Donnie DarkoÂ?<br />
Yeah...<br />
<br />
17. Do you give a damn about the ozone?<br />
Yeah.<br />
<br />
18. How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie?<br />
around seven<br />
<br />
19. Can you sing the alphabet backwards?<br />
can you?<br />
<br />
21. Are you a single child?<br />
No<br />
<br />
22. Do you prefer electronic or manual pencil sharpeners?<br />
manual, you must wok for your pointy end<br />
<br />
23. WhatÂs your stand on hunting?<br />
Hunting people, cool, hunting Jackson <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/frown.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":(" title=":( (Sad)" /> no<br />
<br />
24. Is marriage in your future?<br />
Not my immediate one<br />
<br />
25. Do you like your handwriting?<br />
Nope<br />
<br />
26. What are you allergic to?<br />
The U's in Alphaetti spaghetti<br />
<br />
27. When was the last time you said 'I love you'?<br />
Uh... yesterday when i was with my old lady<br />
<br />
28. Is Tupac still alive?<br />
YES... who's tupac<br />
<br />
29. Do you cry at weddings?<br />
Depends <br />
<br />
30. How do you like your eggs?<br />
fertilised<br />
<br />
31. Are blondes dumb?<br />
Do cats think<br />
<br />
32. Where does the other sock end up?<br />
And why does the other one stay?<br />
My house, because it loves me<br />
<br />
33. What time is it?<br />
4:07<br />
<br />
4. Do you have a nickname?<br />
Pockets<br />
<br />
35. Is McDonald's disgusting?<br />
not the chicken burgers<br />
<br />
36. When was the last time you were in a car?<br />
yesterday<br />
<br />
37. Do you prefer baths or showers?<br />
showers, you cant sing in the bath<br />
<br />
38. Is Santa Claus real?<br />
Pip<br />
<br />
39. Do you like having you neck kissed?<br />
bitten, yep, kissed, meh<br />
<br />
40. Are you afraid of the dark?<br />
depends<br />
<br />
41. What are you addicted to?<br />
mayonaise<br />
<br />
42. Crunchy or creamy peanut butter?<br />
creamy<br />
<br />
43. Can you crack your neck?<br />
sometimes it cracks itself<br />
<br />
44. Have you ever ridden in an ambulance?<b... ]]></description>
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                <title>Thing what Everyone seems to be doing</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 02 Nov 2007 16:21:19 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Found these on Maskd Racoons journal<br />
<br />
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.<br />
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.<br />
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.<br />
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.<br />
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.<br />
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.<br />
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.<br />
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.<br />
I have a DIFFERENT sence of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. <br />
<br />
I am way too many of these<br />
<br />
and just because this one made me laugh<br />
<br />
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~jackflint</author>
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                <title>Nutso Stories</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 15 Oct 2007 04:26:02 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ It's really quite whacked how we make stories. Like, a new tale is up and running, it's found its feet and is bounding along like a mad thing. Genesis Exodus is evolving like a ape creature, Splice is, well, coming along, but at least its moving. A new tale though, ooooh, things are happpening, good things, things about gods and men, men and goblins, goblins and dinner. You keep watching my deviant friends, because things are about to explode!<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~jackflint</author>
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                <title>Dark</title>
                <link>http://jackflint.deviantart.com/journal/14935321/</link>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 06 Oct 2007 02:08:20 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ You know the darkness. The darkness of your room when you go to sleep, the darkness of an empty field where it feels as though you could wrap your hands in it. You know how when you were younger you thought there were things in there, monsters, goblins, ghosts, well what if there was. I mean, it's not impossible, in fact, in a way they are there, potentially at least. Because when you turn on the light, they disappear remember? thats what you told yourself when you were little, so they're always potentially there, you'll never know if they are or not because there is no way of telling. Oh, I hear you scoff, but why have we never felt them in the dark, never felt their slimy, scaly, soft touch on our legs and arms, well maybe they're timid, content to watch. And what of all those times when you wake up for no apparent reason in the middle of the night, perhaps one got a little to brave and touched your arm whilst you slept...<br />
<br />
G'night<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~jackflint</author>
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                <title>Pokemon</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 16 Sep 2007 04:24:42 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ This weekend me and Masked-racoon got together and made a Pokemon parody, as you can plainly tell by visiting his page. However as we were looking at all the old Pokemon movies and theme songs I realized how cool Pokemon were, and notice how much of a taboo liking Pokemon has become. It's a funny thing that if you have watched the movie or the show you will be shunned, but ask anyone and they will tell you that they would love to have a little Pokemon by their side. I remember becoming so attached to my Pokemon in the old blue version, and I know other people felt this attached too. So I wonder why Pokemon are taboo nowadays, I think it is probably another one of those little social mutations that are just accepted. I still think it's a mystery and I will stay a closet Pokemon nerd until it becomes cool again.<br />
<br />
Until then<br />
<br />
I choose you Venomoth! <br />
<br />
WHO DO YOU CHOOSE?<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~jackflint</author>
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                <title>Wire it for Pirate</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 14 Sep 2007 03:05:12 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I just want to inform the world that it is 5 days till national talk like a pirate day, and I want all of you to prepare your costume for the parade. So exhume your treasure chest, and put on your tricorn hat because it's time to talk like you aint got no good grammmaaaaar!<br />
<br />
<br />
HOORAY!!!!!<br />
*Dances around*<br />
<br />
Capt. jackflint<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~jackflint</author>
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                <title>Website</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 27 Aug 2007 04:31:16 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Hello fellow Deviant friends<br />
I have a website in which the majority of my writings have been placed it is<br />
<br />
<a href="http://www.genesis-exodus.piczo.com">[link]</a> <br />
<br />
It details the whole Genesis/Exodus world with character bio's and pictures courtesy of the South Park Character Gen 2, anyway, view it, and then comment, criticism welcome.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~jackflint</author>
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                <title>Morning (or creating a new world)</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 27 Aug 2007 01:48:33 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ It seems to me that all my life I have been creating universes - <br />
<br />
-Crazytopia<br />
-The Deangel Universe<br />
-Gypsy<br />
-Genesis-Exodus<br />
-The New Tale<br />
<br />
This kind of worries me because the first three I have abandoned, and I wonder if maybe that means that, somewhere, somehow, all of these universes exist, and, because I've abandoned them maybe now they're coming to an apocalypse, and perhaps when I die I'll have to re-create them, which sucks, unfinished business.<br />
<br />
Worrying.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~jackflint</author>
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