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                <title>greg wile's gonna save my life</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 15 Nov 2009 12:57:52 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ it seems any time i feel down, all i gotta do is see greg wile again, and he'll cheer me up. i was talkin to him about bein unable to find a job, and he reminded me of my love of theatre, of costuming, and of being able to look at something and say, there it is. i created that, and people love it.<br /><br />so, my newest plan is to go back to school. to dal, i believe, and study theatre. become a set and/or costume desinger; perhaps even a lighting designer, as i know there are only a few of these in nova scotia, and we needs more. and yeah, paying for school kinda blows... but if it gets me closer to loving what i do... that's ok with me.<br /><br />i love these optomistic spells hahahaha<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~jakkidee</author>
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                <title>hi guys.</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 20 Sep 2009 00:06:42 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ your old nocturnal pal jakki here.<br />evidently i am still alive.<br />you wouldn't know it, by the amount of art i've been putting out as of late.<br />i no longer have a scanner so all my drawings are non-transferable. <br />perhaps i will try to write more, but there are no promises in a change in subject any time soon, as it's easier than you'd think to be hung up on a person who doesn't tell you anything that matters.<br />expect loads more angst-ridden love/hate shit. it's pretty much how things are looking right now.<br /><br /><i>i don't want to destroy your tanktop<br />let's be friends, and just walk away<br />it's good to see you lyin' there in your superman skivvies<br />lyin' on the floor, i've come undone</i><br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>updates i guess</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 26 Aug 2009 08:23:19 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ sooo since we last spoke i have finished school, written half of my provincial exam, and have been given about a month to find a job and a place to live before my parents cut me off/kick me out. most people would think this is a terrible thing, but i'm looking at it as an opportunity of the greatest sort. i'm looking at a job and a local hip-hop candy shop; they seem to be interested, but nothing's certain. i have a room mate lined up for living in the city; we just need to find an aparment, and possibly another roomie. soo, if anybody's interested in living in sackville-bedford... just saying =]<br /><br />and so life goes on as usual, with the couple glitches and flaws the cosmos like to throw at you every once in a while.<br />i have started writing and drawing a bit more, for those of you who are waiting for me to start uploading some goddamn deviations already. they're on their way; i've got about 20 things in sketch mode atm. if anyone has anything they want to see from me just suggest it; i'm sure i'll divine some sort of inspiration from it. i'd been feeling very drained of creative energy while at school, and i'm slowly regaining this. fun fun!<br /><br />i guess that's all, but one more thing, learned from my days on gaia...<br /><br />tl;dr: i'm done school now so i'm still busy but at least i'm more creative.<br /><br />looooooooove your friendly neighbourhood jakkideevious xoxoxo<br /><br />ps: i have a couple tattoo ideas i want to run by you dudes to see what you think.<br /><br />a. a green and blue gecko on my left shoulderblade<br />b. a mermaid and crashing waves on my right hip [look at my newest collection in my faves for some of my inspirations]<br />c. connecting to my gecko, a rainforest with flowers, froggies, a snake, etc [top of a sleeve]<br />d. a verse of the dies irae [day of judgement] along the bone of my right arm<br />e. a small clockwork eye on my right inner wrist<br /><br />ok NOW i am done. love you all!<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~jakkidee</author>
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                <title>Devious Journal Entry</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 22 Jul 2009 13:12:28 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ dear sky,<br /><br />are you alright? is it your time of the month? do you need psychiatric help?<br />BECAUSE ITS REALLY FUCKING WEIRD TO BE STANDING IN TORRENTIAL DOWNPOUR WHEN THE SKY IS BLUE.<br />just thought you aught to know.<br /><br />love, <br />jakkideevious.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>so, this is what it is to be a clockwork orange</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 01 Jun 2009 20:09:29 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ i would say i've been inspired, but that usually means motivation. i don't have an ounce. life just drags and nothing new ever happens; i've retired into a daily grind, and i'm not a fan. eight hour days do not become me. the more time i spend doing these meaningless tasks, the more i become separate from my own world. my love, my art, my life. i don't know how to get myself back, but i do know being a whiny bitch won't help.<br /><br /><br />AM I TO BE LIKE A CLOCKWORK ORANGE!?<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>piercings</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 02 May 2009 22:24:53 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ idk what to get next!<br />i have my ears done twice each<br />my nose done twice on the left<br />my lip once on the right.<br /><br />i have a few in mind, like an inner conch on my right ear, an industrial or something in my left ear, the left side of my lip, and... i think that's it, actually. i'm getting my nips done in july as a graduation gift to myself ^^<br /><br />so, anyone have any opinions, or better ideas? certain piercings are out, like eyebrow [i have to wax mine to keep em shapely and dont want that hindering it,] nose bridge [i wear glasses,] and anything below the belt.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>naa nanana nana nana katamari damacy</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 21 Mar 2009 17:51:44 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ taken from jesse as per the agreement stated in part 10<br /><br />1. i'll respond with something random about you<br />2. i'll respond with a song or movie you remind me of<br />3. i'll respond with a jello flavour to wrestle in  <br />4. i'll respond with something only you and i would understand.<br />5. i'll respond with my first memory of you.<br />6. i'll respond with an animal you remind me of.<br />7. i'll respond with something i've been meaning to ask you.<br />8. i'll respond with something i like about you.<br />9. i'll respond with a color that makes me think of you.<br />10. if you play, you have to post it, too!<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>look at you. you need a hair cut.</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 16 Feb 2009 12:01:23 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ that's right, you definitely need at least a trim. or maybe a color. and i can kinda see your roots coming in. are those split ends? better get those trimmed up.<br /><br />455-0535 and ask for jakki<br />i'm in tuesdays and fridays, don't hesitate to call!<br />i can gives a real cool blow job.<br />or i mean...<br />blow dry.<br />yeah thats it. heheh..<br /><br />i hadn't updated this thing since october x.x that's just sad.<br /><br />again, 445-0535.<br />jakki.<br />tuesdays and thursdays.<br />you want it.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>dolls?</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 14 Oct 2008 07:03:52 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ i still don't get those doll things people keep taking pictures of.<br /><br />okay, so you took a picture of a doll that you could manipulate however you wanted. great. doesn't mean you could do that with a person, thus it can't count as a portrait. should it count as photography at all? or is the doll simply the palate upon which you're showing your fashion designs, in which case you should actually be able to see what they're wearing... it makes the close-up ones basically pointless.<br /><br />so, friends of jakkidee, discuss: taking pics of dolls!?<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>ah shit, update i guess...</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 26 Sep 2008 06:43:04 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ updates, anyone?<br />ahh so i never went to fort mac, for anyone who hadn't guessed that already.<br />i'm starting school in november, and after that anyone who wants me to cut their hair will have to pay me, muahaha...<br /><br />anyway yeah, no job, no life, nothing too exciting.<br />oh my cat died though.<br />very sad.<br /><br />we miss you velvet =[<br /><br />but life goes on, and we still have mac n key key so its gonna be alright.<br />that is all i suppose... love you guys <3<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>let it be known:</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 30 Jun 2008 07:49:43 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ luca wore a dress.<br /><a href="http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f213/jk224/043.jpg">[link]</a><br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>codys house</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 12 May 2008 06:53:54 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ just so you know, robin did in fact take the idea from me.<br />i am not the copy cat i just never thought to put a link on dA.<br /><a href="http://www.codys-house.myminicity.com">[link]</a><br />is the place to be.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>national april the 8th day</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 08 Apr 2008 12:33:21 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ i dont know what to say, i just wanted to get that last one off, its over a month old. do de do de do. leave me comments to show you care.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>making a cake?</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 27 Feb 2008 19:10:55 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ i have 2 dumb convos for you today.<br /><br />~~~~~<br /><br />*J-m3   ~ ' ...; * *  I <3 U IN RL /// says:<br />How many teaspoons are in a tablespoon?<br />jakkideeeeee says:<br />no, i think id probably die.<br /><br />~~~~<br /><br />jakkideeeeee says:<br />do you know how many cups are in a pint<br />Evan- says:<br />yes<br />Evan- says:<br />a cup is 250 mls<br />Evan- says:<br />and a pint is 375<br />Evan- says:<br />there for<br />Evan- says:<br />1 cup and<br />jakkideeeeee says:<br />a half<br />Evan- says:<br />3/4s<br />jakkideeeeee says:<br />oh<br />jakkideeeeee says:<br />wtf im so dumb<br />jakkideeeeee says:<br />or you are<br />jakkideeeeee says:<br />i dont know<br />jakkideeeeee says:<br />its probably me<br />Evan- says:<br />or wait<br />jakkideeeeee says:<br />no it was you<br />Evan- says:<br />im wrong i think<br />Evan- says:<br />hahah<br />jakkideeeeee says:<br />no<br />jakkideeeeee says:<br />oh god why cant i subtract<br />Evan- says:<br />okay jus tone sec<br />jakkideeeeee says:<br />125 is half of 250?<br />jakkideeeeee says:<br />yeah<br />jakkideeeeee says:<br />its 1 and a half<br />jakkideeeeee says:<br />thanks<br />Evan- says:<br />ya<br />Evan- says:<br />ur right i thought for some reason there was 17u5 left and i would still be wrong<br />Evan- says:<br />175<br />jakkideeeeee says:<br />yeah who knows haha<br />Evan- says:<br />y would u like to know my dear<br />jakkideeeeee says:<br />im making a cake<br />Evan- says:<br />hahah<br /><br />*J-m3   ~ ' ...; * *  I <3 U IN RL /// says:<br />its 2<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>168 BE?</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 26 Feb 2008 06:59:59 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ just talking with tricia about calender systems. im feeling kinda sick right now, i dunno why. i am fat today, 166 and counting. thats why mumsy should get me DDR and a PS2, so i can help become less fat. i don't know if my mother believes in exercise. i cant spell it. she wants me to be fatter so she can feel better about herself. shes only losing weight because shes got like, a heart condition. way to be, mom.<br /><br />my hero today is darrin carrarararar, because he laughs great and stuff like that.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>fo' rizzle?</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 12 Feb 2008 17:45:53 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ why do i get such good marks in english? i got 28/30 on that last one, the one i had up here. i didnt think it was that good. hey,y ou know what would be cool? while doing hairdressing, do some freelance writing on the side. yeah baby. i kinda wanna grow up now.<br />been learning some cool stuff about the school im going to next year, i think i am going to like it. yay for life going good! now i just need to get used to this jamie bizzniss.<br /><br />im gonna adopt sammis hero thing and say that my hero today iscecil from shirley's pizza. cause he makes yumzies pizzas, and his pizza making skillz were surely passed on to his children, even if they did replace condoms with a picture of the pope.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>english assignment</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 08 Feb 2008 10:08:54 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ okay this is only here because its the only way i can get it from school to home without like losing it or whatever. it was due first class today but i dontt hink im gonna make it, for some silly reason.<br /><br />psilovejamieeee<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />In the world, there are many kinds of people. There are those who sit around all day doing nothing but drugs; those who could play guitar or write or draw all day and all night, stopping only to eat or drink; then there are those who party day and night, who need to be with people or else they will simply perish. Of course these are not the only kinds of people, but a fair sampling. Look around you, and these people are easy to distinguish. The drug people are often wretchedly introspective, but are willing to divulge their entire life story, if you ask nicely. The artists, writers and musicians are really quite similar to the drug people, but lacking their indifference for the world. They love to think and to discover. The partygoers are however a bit different. TheyÂre loud, almost obnoxious; they have opinions about almost everything and arenÂt afraid to admit it. Over my life, I have been known to fall into all these categories, but now I feel IÂve found my place right in the middle. <br />On a fateful day long ago (it must have been April of 2004,) I began my expedition into the land of altered realities. Every other day was a trip into another world of hazy vision and jelly legs, walking through forests and across fields to find little elves that would bring us good fortune. For years, my entire life was based on drugs and a single friend, someone who is still very dear to me, though weÂve grown apart.<br />After a while, however, I grew tired of this lifestyle and began cutting back on my mind-alteration. The things I was experiencing become less enjoyable, and many things I once found uplifting and comforting were growing malicious, causing me to break down more than once under their pressure. I stopped this practice just under one year ago, but I know I would do it all again if I could.<br />Even in these times of trouble, I found solace in expressing my thoughts through artistic interpretation. Long stories, short poems and heated internal debates fueled my existence, sometimes making their way into other people realities through song or art or otherwise. But mostly these things I kept for myself, often discarding the paper when I no longer agreed with the thoughts or feelings IÂd taken down. Because of this I have nothing to show for my efforts, only thousands of trees left pulverized in my wake.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>zachariah</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 06 Feb 2008 18:23:26 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ jakkideevious says:<br />happy borthday zach!<br />jakkideevious says:<br />biiiiiiiiirstday<br />jakkideevious says:<br />fuckin<br />jakkideevious says:<br />bitchday<br />jakkideevious says:<br />birthday<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>update, btw.</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 05 Feb 2008 18:47:59 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ alright sow hat has happened since i last wrote... fuck, a lot.<br /><br />my dad is home now, so everyone's happy again and whatnot.<br /><br />jamie is here for two nights, it hink its a good sign.<br />but actually a bad sign because --<br /><br />WARNING!<br />jakkideevious is about to tell the entire world whats been bothering her for about a month. this is a momentus occasion.<br />dont expect it to happen again.<br /><br />-- i really don't think i can take this anymore you know?<br />too much stress and not enough time together to actually wanna BE together... fuck i dont know... i love him, i do, but i don't see it lasting and i dont see either of us getting out of it unscathed.<br />i just cant love him.<br /><br />and there, now ive got it off my chest and now everybody knows why i have been acting the way i have.<br />but whatever.<br />fuckin...<br />i hate this whole shit so yeah<br /><br />im pretending to be happy though so we can also pretend all that never happened ^^<br /><br />bye bye<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>my dad is the coolest</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 07 Jan 2008 20:42:47 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Paul says:<br />
see a mechanic<br />
jakkideevious says:<br />
okay<br />
like who<br />
Paul says:<br />
chester<br />
jakkideevious says:<br />
whos that<br />
Paul says:<br />
a mechanic..lol<br />
jakkideevious says:<br />
hilarious<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>MATTHEW E. G. CARSON</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 20 Dec 2007 10:33:34 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ so matt carson just told me that if he ever sees his friends being mean to us he'll tell 'em right off. especially his girlfriend. my msn died before i could copy his words, but this here's a direct quote.<br />
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Carson City sent 2007-12-20 14:28:<br />
if i had to choose between her or u who is a better person u win hands down.<br />
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haha bitchass. bitches need to get over themselves. just cause they're dating matt carson, it does not in any measure make them like royalty or something.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>i love calvin luck</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 22 Nov 2007 16:14:17 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ -Cal- says:<br />
aha that's ok, i'm trippin balls of cannibutter<br />
jakkidee                                                      [this.life.ain't.as.long.as.you.think] says:<br />
of WHAT<br />
-Cal- says:<br />
i made a batch of cookies out of canibutter and then i just ate the left over butter-soggy pot<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Meow, see? I miss you, Gangster Kitty.</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 04 Nov 2007 17:17:30 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <i>Well, it's floodin' down in Texas.<br />
All the telephone lines are down.<br />
I've been trying to call my baby,<br />
But I can't get a single sound.</i><br />
<br />
I just though I'd make it more widely known the irony of a cat named Dodger being hit and killed.<br />
Well, and the tragedy of it. Of course.<br />
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When I got Dodger in grade 10, he was a fatass brat who would bite anyone who touched him. I wasn't sure what I thought about him then, but Rascal knew. They clicked right away... if ya know what I mean. I never actually had a gay cat before, I didn't think, but Dodger and Rascal were in love. Anyway, Rascal died about six months ago... and, well I guess they're together again now.<br />
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But, I mean, as the years went by, Dodger really grew on us. He became less bratty 'cause we never ever spoiled him, just treated him like the rest of the cats. So, every night he slept at he foot of my bed, and every morning he would go into my mom's room and bug her 'till she woke up and fed him. Okay, so that des sound kinda spoiled and bratty, but whatever. He was a damned majestic being. He weighed about fifteen pounds, was the fluffiest thing I'd ever met, and he was basically just a big ol' marshmallow.<br />
<br />
But I guess he just wasn't pink and fluffy enough, so when he got hit on the road, he just... gave in. He was still majestic in death, I think. He wouldn't have it any other way.<br />
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Rest In Peace, Diggity Dodger.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>mockba!</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 23 Oct 2007 17:48:18 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ calvin says:<br />
gonna shower<br />
brb<br />
j a k k i d e e says:<br />
good enuff for ya, you smell, ahah<br />
calvin says:<br />
pshh<br />
j a k k i d e e says:<br />
haha no im sure you smell lovely.<br />
calvin says:<br />
i really do<br />
i just shaved with womans leg shaving cream lol<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>my dad, the cape bretoner.</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 06 Oct 2007 11:08:23 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ jakkidee says:<br />
we have local strawberries<br />
Paul says:<br />
we have local oil..lol<br />
jakkidee says:<br />
but id like to see you eat a basket of oil<br />
Paul says:<br />
olive oil...and i would like to see you fill up your motor with strawberries....no WAIT!!!!...don't do that!!<br />
waste strawberries and frig up motor<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>87 is still a goddamn number</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 24 Sep 2007 18:23:55 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ C^lvin. says:<br />
i got like 87 convos<br />
8*<br />
sio it takes me about 30 minutes to respond to each person<br />
<br />
jakki says:<br />
ahaha thats rough lol, but you do mean 8 and not 87 right<br />
cause 87 would be too much.<br />
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C^lvin. says:<br />
yeh<br />
87 would cause a massive corinary<br />
<br />
jakki says:<br />
87 would have me in convulsions on the floor, laughing at your terrible misfortune.<br />
<br />
C^lvin. says:<br />
ahah<br />
it was cause a chain reaction of sudden deaths<br />
ultimately ending the universe<br />
<br />
jakki says:<br />
bahaha so now we know where to stop when talking to people on msn.... 86 is ok but 87 is a nono<br />
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C^lvin. says:<br />
yes that is correct<br />
we will have tyo right that down<br />
i'll leave you in charge jakki<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Elvis/Calvin</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 20 Sep 2007 18:13:33 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Okay, so last night I had to perform surgery on Elvis, my aloe plant. He was falling out of his dirt.<br />
But now I have watered him too much and he is dying again.<br />
Maybe when Luca and Holli and Jessie and Cailun are over we will play some music for him and talk to him and whatnot. He might feel better, then. I have been playing some music for him tonight, and he seems to be doing okay.<br />
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He also has a son, whom I have also named Elvis. Actually I have named him ElvisTwo. Yup. So come over and say Hi to Elvis before he dies! Time is running out!<br />
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~<br />
<br />
So, Calvin was discovering deviantART today, and came across out good friend Holli:<br />
<br />
C^lvin. don't let a suitcase full of cheese be your giant spoon and fork says:<br />
that's one of the funniest things i've ever read<br />
jakki                                            <a href="http://i.just.want.back.in.your.head">[link]</a> says:<br />
thats that thing that holli has had on her thingy for so long! the suitcase full o cheese thing!<br />
jakki                                            <a href="http://i.just.want.back.in.your.head">[link]</a> says:<br />
you got it from her didnt you  <br />
C^lvin. don't let a suitcase full of cheese be your giant spoon and fork says:<br />
yepp!<br />
C^lvin. don't let a suitcase full of cheese be your giant spoon and fork says:<br />
i think it's fabulous<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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