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Moving back to Sutton on Sunday, will be a bit wierd in some ways but cool in others, looking forward to it. Hoping to catch up with a few people I haven't seen in a while, some old friends and some new ones.

Doing 9-5 days working for Train Spotters.

Developed a seductive hunger for Gin and Lemonade after a long, boring particularly dull few years of non-drinking activities. It turns on all the boys/middle aged lonely men.

Broke up with my boyfriend in February. Meat welcome.

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Hope you cool cats remain cool and easy. Talk to me

xx

]]> ~jammydodger http://jammydodger.deviantart.com/journal/10344812/ http://jammydodger.deviantart.com/journal/10344812/ Tue, 10 Oct 2006 07:13:41 PDT
-Firstly, the house. We moved from the flat (Trev, Matt, Andy and I) into a new house, as you already know. One thing lead to another including certain people not being able to pay for themselves and leaving everyone else in the lurch. This resulted in us getting chucked out, with nowhere for us to go. So now we're living in a new house (by we I mean Andy, Sophie and I). Trev (as I'm sure he already knows if he's reading this) moved out of the old house in February for one reason or another and is now living with his Mum. Matt, to be blunt fucked up, and no offence, but I'd never live with him again. Now I'm happy in a nicer, cleaner, modern house. Its also two minutes from Big Johns which makes me happy.
-University is going well. I'm in my second year now after passing the first year with a 2:1. I learnt a lot in that year. Mostly about myself and it taught me what I need to change about myself and I think its starting to work out. I'm spending three days a week at a placement this year. One of those days is part of my Volunteering module, as its always good to help others. The other two days is for my Tutoring scheme module, which is as simple as it sounds. You tutor. End of. I'll be spending those three days in a Primary school, as it will make good experience for my future career as a teacher (for those of you who didn't know i wanna teach). I've also signed up for a teaching course in the second semester as it provides good experience. To be honest, the real incentive is the £600 i'll be getting at the end of it!
-I'm still working at the Flapper, but to be honest I'm more than likely gonna be quiting within the next month. I've got a trial shift at the Glee Club, in the Arcadian, Birmingham City Centre, which suits me well and it pays more than the Flapper. It'll be a shame, coz the Flappers a job that I've grown up with. I've made some of the Best Friends I've ever had in that place. But the job sucks donkey dick.
-Andy (my boyfriend) and I are still going strong(ish). We've been together for a year and a half now. We've got a holiday booked to New Zealand for a month over Christmas as his parents are living over there for a year. Its bludy expensive, but it'll be worth it. The amount of extreme sports available to you is amazing. I think I've gotta get my fearless hat on and just try it all. Hopefully I'll be visiting Alex ~artisan001~ for a couple of days when we get there. Haven't seen him in a while so should be cool as.
-I'VE GOT A SALAMANDER! I nearly forgot to mention that. His names Wally. He's so cute. But I think I may be in the process of killing him *sob*. He's got something called Cotton Wool Disease (stop laughing!) which is when he gets growths around his mouth or on his gills that resemble cotton wool. It can be fatal but I'm in the process of treating him. When I get some money, I intend to get my camera fixed and post some pictures of him, coz he's so cute. He smiles and waves on command.....sometimes.

I think thats it for now. Again, I'd love to hear from you guys, espeically those of you who I haven't heard from in while. Its always good to catch up! Take care!

]]> ~jammydodger http://jammydodger.deviantart.com/journal/7617406/ http://jammydodger.deviantart.com/journal/7617406/ Mon, 16 Jan 2006 06:17:51 PST
-I've moved house. i'm no longer at the flat with Trev and Andy. However, i'm still living with Trev and Andy, but Matt aswell in Selly Oak (aka studentville) Its brilliant.

-I'm still working at the flapper, as is Trev and Andy. That place grows old, but its great because its the place that everyone i know hangs out, which makes it less like a job, more like an extended social life.

-Andy and I are still going out. Its been nearly 9 months now and I love him dearly. We're planning a holiday in Rome for our one year anniversary over the Easter break, hence me being at home at my parents house now with an internet connection to do some research and actually being on the internet.

-Uni sucks. I'm at Wolverhampton Uni. It smells of wee and the course is a bit rubbish too. Hopefully it'll improve with the new modules this semester. I've actually got a couple of decent-ish essays under my belt too (hopefully) coz i worked damn hard in Birmingham library to do as best as i could over the christmas

-I was meant to be going on a hot air balloon ride. But thats not hapening anymore on the basis that I'm scared of heights. Andy was organising one for my christmas pressie, but i had to pull out for fear of death or worse.

-It'd be nice to hear from some of you guys that i've not spoken to in a while. so please comment me and we'll catch up sooner rather than later i hope. ]]> ~jammydodger http://jammydodger.deviantart.com/journal/5538510/ http://jammydodger.deviantart.com/journal/5538510/ Fri, 03 Jun 2005 01:48:50 PDT

-Emmo really needs to pass her exams this time as her parents are selling her house and moving to Spain in September. This means if she doesn't get into Uni, she is officially 100% homeless

-Emmo is STILL smoking. She figures she may aswell wait until her exams are over because then at least theres nothing stressful stopping her from quitting. Its so easy to quit smoking with patches. I just don't want to *god damn nasty addiction*

-Speaking of stressful things, Emmo has a new job. Ok she's not aloud to tell you anything about it because her boss has only just got the job too, hence her having the job and she doesn't want her to let anybody know unil she hands her notice in. However, check this out...she no longer works at mothercare

-Not only has Emmo managed to keep her ACTUAL boyfriend aswell as having a morning boyfriend, she's only gone and got herself another one hasn't she. His names Jon (featured in [link]). He's wonderful.

-Its Emmo's Birthday soon!! How exciting! She's gonna be a big girl then! July 2nd to be precise...by the way, if theres anyone reading this who knows they owe Emmo deposit, comment on this journal/note me and we'll sort it out.

-Thats about it for now, thanks for reading and take care

]]> ~jammydodger http://jammydodger.deviantart.com/journal/5225677/ http://jammydodger.deviantart.com/journal/5225677/ Fri, 29 Apr 2005 22:24:34 PDT
-Emmo shall be returning to the NHS clinic to mend her horrid addiction on Wednesday

-Oo oo! Emmo has a morning boyfriend as of last night....by the name of Terry! Emmo's actual boyfriend moans because Emmo won't cook for him in the mornings so he's getting a morning girlfriend....beat him to it, didn't she?

-Emmo has been up all night unable to sleep after being awoken by said morning boyfriend on his way back from Subway after, apparantly spending all night asleep on the balcony, at which point he thought it'd be fun to ring her and rant about being her morning boyfriend some more

-Emmo's getting breakfast from said morning boyfriend this morning once it hits 8am and she can be arsed to get her ass into town

-Emmo is currently living at the flat with Trev and Andy after having a minor disagreement with the 'rents (minor to the extent that she doesn't really know why she's been chucked out)

-Emmo was living with matt for a month but, she doesn't know, something about it being illegal unless they were going out, too big a price to pay...

-Emmo is currently moping about her incredibly stupid antics over the last week or so such as how much alcohol and ciggarettes have left a big gaping hole in her pocket, to name but one

-Minus this, Emmo is doing wonderfully

-Emmo is pleased ]]> ~jammydodger http://jammydodger.deviantart.com/journal/4691761/ http://jammydodger.deviantart.com/journal/4691761/ Mon, 28 Feb 2005 10:19:26 PST
-Emmo has now been a non-smoker for 3 weeks 1 day 19 hours and 32 minutes

-Emmo is in the process of joining a gym to look less like an elephant

-Emmo ate an apple for breakfast today which is one small step towards her attempt to eat healthier

-Emmo's phone is now fixed, after large amounts of money was spent fixing it

-Emmo has NOT given up drinking

-Emmo went to aberystwyth last week to see the Uni and also to visit Shainy * metal-face. She had fun

-Emmo is going to Wolverhampton on Wednesday for a Uni visit and hopes to drag oint-and-click: along with her

-Emmo never recieved her gift after 3 weeks

-Emmo isn't suprised ]]> ~jammydodger http://jammydodger.deviantart.com/journal/4538525/ http://jammydodger.deviantart.com/journal/4538525/ Wed, 09 Feb 2005 14:05:50 PST
-Emmo has officially quit smoking

-Emmo has now been a non-smoker for 4 days and 1 hour

-Emmo is virtually Carbon Monoxide free

-Emmo is considering quitting drinking too

-Emmo retracts her previous statement

-Emmo has aquired vast amounts of energy through quitting smoking and is now a fully fledged ninja

-Emmo has a new phone (ask inside for new number....matt stop thinking immediately)

-Emmo is currently analysing language for her english coursework hence the annoyingly overused third person noun formation included throughout

-Emmo wins a prize in three weeks time... ]]> ~jammydodger http://jammydodger.deviantart.com/journal/4255264/ http://jammydodger.deviantart.com/journal/4255264/ Thu, 06 Jan 2005 15:04:47 PST
Aberystwyth's been and gone and fun was had by all. I went to the seaside, ate me some takeaway food, visited some ruins, drank, smoked etc. I met two housemates....one i didn't really get to speak to but seemed nice and Robs a gem....nice to see ma Shainy

Christmas was full of festive cheer....a mixture of heavy drinking useless trivia and whistle blowing, no questions asked

The rents went away on boxing day...had Tristan and Andy over....the next day i remember walking quite a bit and not much else

Tuesday I visited a Russian....resulting in a bruised kidney

Up until Friday night i can picture nothing but blur....Friday night being new years eve. Spent it at the flat. I seem to remember a Baileys bong being invented...yes, yes i do. T'was a good night.

I wasn't awake for much of New Years Day, however the part where I was concious was rather fun in the, 'lets not move from this spot and see how long i can keep this up....wow these shorts look good' sense

Right now, I'm revising...ish. Progress is being made.

Happy New Year ]]> ~jammydodger http://jammydodger.deviantart.com/journal/4008148/ http://jammydodger.deviantart.com/journal/4008148/ Tue, 07 Dec 2004 02:03:59 PST College is going far better than before, i'm turning up and paying attention and all sorts....saying this, as we speak i'm meant to be in history for a test, but i woke up too late....which reminds me, i really should be doing the last test i missed in history around about now....either way, better all round.
Trev ~mea-culpa and Andy have moved into a flat together. So, so many Little Britain impressions, not enough sanity....You may of heard i've been cleaning their flat for them....I know what you're thinking, and I spose I kinda am too, but put it this way it beats sitting around sutton for 3 and a half hours on a stupidly long break...at least i got me some warm soap suds to put my hands into This cleaning malarky, however, shall be stopping soon, what with my exams coming up in January and the complete lack of 20p wages i've not been recieving since i started!
I'm going away soon, To Aberystwyth of all places. I'm going to visit Shainy * metal-face coz i've been promising for a good long time that i would, and i never have....also i wanna see the surroundings as I've applied to Uni there....but mostly just to get lashed. I've heard rumours that Trev and Andy may be joining me....but I doubt.
Well its getting closer to Christmas...i hate it so hard. So many fucking lights and so much singing and rich food and snow and working....such a waste of a holiday. And not only does that suck, work are trying to make me work Boxing Day and New Years Day. I spose boxing day wouldn't be too bad so i might give into that one, but New Years day, they're full on having a girraffe.
The rents are going away from boxing day til the wednesday which is always good....i plan to either laze around doing shit all or invite some people over to watch the dvds i expect to be getting, yer shainy, EXPECT! After the shit you putme through with that Brian McFadden CD *grrr*

And that is that. ]]> ~jammydodger http://jammydodger.deviantart.com/journal/3509626/ http://jammydodger.deviantart.com/journal/3509626/ Mon, 04 Oct 2004 09:42:34 PDT
The last however long has been exhausting, yet so much fun!

I'll start from last Sunday coz thats as far as i can remember back...

Matt (~Point-and-Click) has moved into his new Uni flat in Wolverhampton recently so myself and Andy went to christen it....went on a pub crawl and got entirely mashed, but not as much as Matt so its ok! And when i say pub crawl i mean we didn't make it any further than The Feathers. I ended up with a manky elbow a split lip bruises all over my arse which meant i couldn't sit down properly for a while....its fair to say that amused quite a few people and scabby knees....i actualy can't remember how i managed to get any of those. I sobered up shortly after returning home and got no sleep....had to leave early (8am) to get Andy to Uni for his first day on time....we failed.

From Monday to Thursday I stayed at Theresas house while her parents were away with Spence and Kate which was marvelous....she had a hyawge party on Tuesday night and Monday and Wednesday we stayed up all night talking so i slept none from Saturday night to Thursday. Thursday I went to the Flapper as usual and went back to Theresas while the other 3 went to DV8...i got about 3 hours sleep until they returned home and Spence came to bed drunk

Friday I went to college for the first time in a while then dropped all my stuff off home and made it to Wolverhampton again to meet Matt....Andy randomnlu turned up behind us along the way and we met Trev (~ mea-culpa along the way) Again we went on a pub crawl...wasn't much of one though coz we did, again just end up in the feathers.....didn't get much sleep again that night...apparantly you can't fit 2 people in a one man sleeping bag without getting a bit overheated and giddy. After sleeping for half an hour crushing Andy I woke up at 8 to go to work...didn't leave til 10 coz well, i wasn't 'aloud to'....got to work 15 minutes late after the buses and metro hating me. After this i went to the Flapper to meet Matt Andy and Trev as we were going to Tristans house party to christen his new place....had a night-long session there and crashed out...woke up at 8 again to get to work for 11. Upon coming home I tried so hard to get to sleep coz i hadn't had any for a week but apparantly my body hates me. At 9 i passed out and woke up at 1 today. I'm now fully charged and up for another spiffing week!

Thanks for not caring

-Jammy- ]]> ~jammydodger http://jammydodger.deviantart.com/journal/3239946/ http://jammydodger.deviantart.com/journal/3239946/ Sun, 29 Aug 2004 14:19:28 PDT
Well its nearly monday now and everyone should be returning back to brum at 3:30, i plan to be in town at this time anyway coz i gotta go suit hunting with my mother...something about a wedding and a cousin called Joanne, i should probly find out who this is at some stage...

Ok, so it hasn't been as bad as i thought it'd be without people here...i've kept myself relatively amused throughout and my mind has been somewhere else anyway...even if people would of been here i doubt i would of been at all sociable...probly for the the best

The Dashboard Confessional concert was most awesome...I went with ~thepope-ey ex-mrsmac an old friend Amy from school who i hadn't seen for AGES until we met coincidently at the Royal hotel on results day and some random guy I met in the flaper on results day....it was totaly different to what i expected in the sense that i didn't see any of these people after about half an hour of setting foot in the academy....amy felt claustrophobic coz of the huge crowd we were in and the fact we were right at the front....paul and ex-mrsmac buggared off somewhere that i still don't know as i haven't made contact with him yet and that random bloke i met just vanished...i think he may of discintigrated...i wouldn't like to say...either way i made some new friends and got asked for my number twice...i also managed to help my new friends start off a mosh pit after we'd joked that we'd make it into the paper if we started a mosh pit at a Dashboard Confessional concert...i got kicked, punched, bitten and my hair was pulled on several occasions, but it was all worth it just to make it even closer to the front....i ended up in the 2nd row of about 50 rows and Mr lead singer Chris dedicated a song to 'the girl who can't see past the guy with the hair' (me!) YAY! He dedicated 'the places that you've come to fear the most' to me which just happens to be my favourite Dashboard song....that night ruled!

Friday was a day of rest...as my throat was razor sharp and i'd injured that barstud elbow of mine again in the mosh pit...i was almost tempted to take Matt up on the offer of going to Ramshackle...upon realising it was Ramshackle i decided against it and stayed in and had a good ole chat to dearest Shainy (*metal-face) for a lot of the night

Saturday I worked....i found out what a Customer Service Advisor was and, quite frankly, i should be getting more than 6p an hour, i have to know how to assemble prams, work sterilisers, fit carseats, carry heavy boxes, BUT i do get to use the ladders now, even though i still don't meet the required height to not be a safety hazard *shrugs* I then came home to a house full of family a 4 month old child and indian food...one of which was most amazing....the others, well....just burned. I resigned to my room quite early on and decided to sort my CD collection into an A-Z format and made my carpet more visible by removing the clothes/posters/ciggarette buds/CD's/shoes off'a my floor....then i stuck a few pictures to my door...which is now half full of junk....i basically did odds and ends that i'd been meaning to do for months but didn't have the time to do...it was almost depressing that i managed to do them coz now my parents can't shout at me for anything

Today i worked again....the manager apologised to me for accusing me of stealing £200 from the company as she'd now found 'new evidence' to prove otherwise...i mostly grunted and walked off...as soon as i left work i had a crying aunt on the phone to me moaning she'd had no sleep in days and wondered if i could babysit her 4 month old child....so thats what happened....it wasn't too bad coz i just ignored it until it tired itself out from the crying and fell asleep....now i'm home, i've eaten EVERYTHING i could possibly eat, i've smoked less than i've ever smoked (well since i started)...i'm down to one a day now which is a major improvement for me and all is boring

Tomorow I'm taking my mother out as mentioned earlier to buy me a suit....hopefully it'll go quickly and i can say hello to people who're arriving home...if they don't wanna go home and rest, i guess

I will allow you to pity me after reading this ]]> ~jammydodger http://jammydodger.deviantart.com/journal/3214810/ http://jammydodger.deviantart.com/journal/3214810/ Thu, 26 Aug 2004 06:25:26 PDT
Sooo...what have I been up to.....? Oh dear LORD! Results day was last Thursday I do believe....and what an anti-climax and a half that was....ok, so i expected to do badly....to an extent....i did NOT expect to come out with 3 U's 1 E and a C (and before you get excited, thats only in General Studies *shrugs*) as AS level grades.....so what happened there was i opened my results, laughed at myself for a while and then went down the Flapper from 2 onwards....i say onwards....til about 10 coz then myself and a few others went to the Gallows and Eddies which was fun...

Ohhh yes....also, the Thursday before last I decided it'd be fun to chat up some random middle aged men, and this fat middle-aged guy called Chris 'apparantly' took a liking to me....he turned up last thursday claiming that he loved me and I got all flustered and just pretended not to know him....so he proceded to shout his mouth off at me calling me every name under the sun in the middle of the Flapper....Now, if i were a better person, I'd probably be mortified that some random middle-aged fat man came into MY pub and shouted at me infront of all my friends, but as it happens, i'm shite and I found the whole situation entirely amusing....he left after we both put up a good fight and one of my best friends threatened to beat the shit out of him coz he thought he was gonna hit me *chuckles*

I went to a party on Tuesday night at a friends house with the likes of ~ mea-culpa ~jezabels-purple-pash and ~ thepope-ey to name but a few....it was a good night until i thought i'd shattered my elbow at which point i sluggishly retired to my own bed...although I did have the BEST dream ever....it consisted of Frank Skinner (i'm practically in love with the guy if you don't know), leather and sand dunes.....its fair to say i woke up with a smile on my face...

I GOT A PROMOTION AT WORK! yay! No longer am i a 'Sales Assistant'....now i'm a 'Customer Service Advisor'....i wouldn't like to speculate on what that, infact is, as i really don't know. All i know is that i get 6p more an hour, which i believe is scandelous....but either way its still a payrise! Even if it'll take me 24 hours of work to benefit from a box of fags that the extra 6p an hour will provide....damn the addiction!

Rachels' (~jezabels-purple-pash) parents are going away again this saturday for 2 weeks....what should of happened here is I should of got her keys off her and lived in her house until she arrived back from Reading but apparantly I lack any sort of common sense.....but hopefully this means there'll be more gatherings at Rachel's house coz they're always fun! In addition to this, and just to let you know this is the only reason why i haven't lost all will to live *chortle chortle* my parents are going away on September 2nd (i think) which means 10 days of free houseage.....now all i need to do is wish for a bigger house...

Like Rachel did when her boyfriend Luke went away, i'm going to write a diary every day of what i've done while my boyfriends been away (i say boyfriend like i have one....its almost the same right?) i promise to provide you with an utterly boring read up until next monday night when everyone returns *sob*

Thanks for listening

-Jammydodger- ]]> ~jammydodger http://jammydodger.deviantart.com/journal/3032362/ http://jammydodger.deviantart.com/journal/3032362/ Tue, 03 Aug 2004 05:27:40 PDT
Ohhh yes...the Thursday before last was a fun one! Went to the pub quiz as usual, which included people such as ~ meaculpa ~jezabels-purple-pash * EdwardPowder and :devthepopeye: For once we managed not to come last...infact we came 3rd...which was marvelous as we recieved £5 in free drinks vouchers...even though i didn't actually see any of these free drinks, it was still nice not to be a loser for a week...After this we attempted to get into dv8....failed (i say we...I) so went to another gay place called Subway City...as mentioned by Rach (~ jezabels-purple-pash) we came to the conclusion that Trev (~meaculpa) is the best gay dancer ever...there was a striper, it was marvelous

The next day (Friday) is a very blurry one...i woke up hung over and mantained this until Saturday afternoon. On friday night myself and Rach decided to go to the Flapper....only to find my Frenchie that I'd had an encounter with 2 days previous and end up feeling very sheepish...we left shortly afterwards coz we couldn't take the headaches anymore and plus there was a really scary big dog there that I didn't appreciate much

Saturday Sunday and Monday are a blur

I remember going to the park with some people including Trev and Rach on Tuesday....we watched some Frenchies (yer more of them....but this time there was swarms of them) attempt to play cricket....it was rather amusing....seeing as how they didn't understand the rules at all....Rach and I asked if we could join in, but inevitably, we were denied the honour

Wednesday I don't remember

Thursday I met up with *metal-face which was lovely although totally short lived....all the same we had a general bitch and a jolly good time (well i did anywho) This was followed by the usual pub quiz session on the night...this wasn't a usual pub quiz mind you...everything went fine....up until a point..
Heres the thing....my friend Andy invited his brother James along who brought his mates Rob and Jamie along....we came 5th in the pub quiz btw....the plan was that i was staying at petes house so when everything was over myself Pete Andy James Rob and Jamie headed off in the hope we would end up in some club/pub...we came out of the flapper only to be confronted by 2 guys wanting a phone...we said we didn't have one and one thing lead to another and James and Rob ended up being glassed in the face by these 2 guys...the police were called along with an ambulance...James and Rob went to the hospital in the ambulance and myself Jamie Andy and Pete had to wait around at the scene while the forensics played their part...anywho we ended up waiting at the police station til 4:30 the next morning and we didn't get back to petes til about 6am

The next couple of days mostly involved work

Today I'm off to Rach's house as her parents are away for 2 weeks....so if i'm not around much you know why

For now....toodles ]]> ~jammydodger http://jammydodger.deviantart.com/journal/2938963/ http://jammydodger.deviantart.com/journal/2938963/ Thu, 22 Jul 2004 03:42:40 PDT
Last night I went to the Flapper again (if you're beginning to feel like i spend all of my time in there then you wouldn't be too far wrong) I promised my friend Spence, who features in my gallery quite a bit so go find, that i'd accompany him to see his friends band...i forget what they were called, possibly because of the callabre of music they were performing. Either way the band before them were immense....they're called Blown and i recommend you look out for them coz they HAVE to make it big! Oh, erm Spence is now informing me that the band name was 'Luminoki'....don't look out for them....WASTE OF TIME!

As usual when i make a visit to the flapper i get rather drunk...instead of punching a bar maid this time i managed to get my bank card swallowed up by the ATM machine upon forcing it into the reciept hole....at this point i turned round to the bar to consider asking someone for help and Mrs Pub Quiz was staring at me as if to say yoooooou twat!

Next on my list was clearly not my fault. I was slightly, yes slightly drunk by this point and some random blokes were staring at me whilst I was sitting with Spence....much to my disgust he needed a toilet break....so buggered off. The blokes then decided to come and sit either side of me claiming they were french....i pointed and laughed for a while and i'm sure i remember hitting my head off the bench infront of me in a giggle fit....either way i really didn't believe them until they started speaking french, like fluently...so Spence and I decided to do the usual cliched thing...'Je mappelle Spence' 'Je mappelle Lise' and found ourselves rather amusing....its clear to say i wasn't the only drunken one....then Spence came out with the most genius comment like ever....'je detest votre visage'....which apparantly told them that he hated their face....smooth

Either way the cheesy 'seeing as how you don't believe me that i'm french kiss you to prove it'....seeing as though he'd gone to all the effort to speak to me i thought it'd be rude to decline....at this point Spence decided it was time for us to leave

I am, officially, proud to say I've pulled a frenchie!

I'm returning again tonight....for the pub quiz....yes, with mrs pub quiz...followed by dv8 (the local gay club of which i adore) should be fun seeing as how theres a free bar involved and stuff!

Oh yer, and i possibly should bring up the devmeet....thankyou to all of you who turned up....it was great meeting you all...i'd say look at my gallery for the pictures but i've failed to put any up as of yet....fingers crossed i'll aqquire some competance over the next week ]]> ~jammydodger http://jammydodger.deviantart.com/journal/2740417/ http://jammydodger.deviantart.com/journal/2740417/ Sat, 26 Jun 2004 10:56:20 PDT
For the last week i've had a free house...

Basically this consisted of free food/drink/alcohol (up until a point) and i loved it...

Plus, people could come round whenever they pleased....although that didn't actually happen coz i was threatened with my life if anything got broken/spilled/damaged

To end what happened to be an entirely relaxing and successful week, thursday night occured...thursday night, with a few mates, at the Flapper and Firkin Pub in Birmingham...harmless in theory....excessively rib bruising in all actuality...

What happened?

Drank lotsa red wine, after being drunk every night with one exception....got accused of having sex in the toilets by Mrs Pub Quiz...(damn you for all you're worth Rachel....and you boy!) got told to leave....after me getting a bit ratty with Mrs Pub Quiz i proceeded to punch her in the face....then get barred forever....and leave with dignity *sigh* only to be sick all over everyone on the way home, fall over many a time and endup naked in the shower at my house not knowing how i got there and why i was naked...

Since this awful event I've apologised to Mrs Pub Quiz and my barring has been shortened to two weeks

Either way, its my birthday next week and i can't go to the pub quiz which, in its entirety, has pissed me right off

Plus, my parents return tonight, infact in about an hour

You win some you lose some ]]> ~jammydodger http://jammydodger.deviantart.com/journal/2520514/ http://jammydodger.deviantart.com/journal/2520514/ Thu, 27 May 2004 11:07:01 PDT If I could offer you only one tip for the future, sunscreen would be
it. The long term benefits of sunscreen have been proved by
scientists whereas the rest of my advice has no basis more reliable
than my own meandering
experience…I will dispense this advice now.

Enjoy the power and beauty of your youth; oh nevermind; you will not
understand the power and beauty of your youth until they have faded.
But trust me, in 20 years you’ll look back at photos of yourself and
recall in a way you can’t grasp now how much possibility lay before
you and how fabulous you really looked….You’re not as fat as you
imagine.

Don’t worry about the future; or worry, but know that worrying is as
effective as trying to solve an algebra equation by chewing
bubblegum. The real troubles in your life are apt to be things that
never crossed your worried mind; the kind that blindside you at 4pm
on some idle Tuesday.

Do one thing everyday that scares you

Sing

Don’t be reckless with other people’s hearts, don’t put up with
people who are reckless with yours.

Floss

Don’t waste your time on jealousy; sometimes you’re ahead, sometimes
you’re behind…the race is long, and in the end, it’s only with
yourself.

Remember the compliments you receive, forget the insults; if you
succeed in doing this, tell me how.

Keep your old love letters, throw away your old bank statements.

Stretch

Don’t feel guilty if you don’t know what you want to do with your
life…the most interesting people I know didn’t know at 22 what they
wanted to do with their lives, some of the most interesting 40year
olds I know still don’t.

Get plenty of calcium.

Be kind to your knees, you’ll miss them when they’re gone.

Maybe you’ll marry, maybe you won’t, maybe you’ll have children,maybe
you won’t, maybe you’ll divorce at 40, maybe you’ll dance the funky
chicken on your 75th wedding anniversary…what ever you do, don’t
congratulate yourself too much or berate yourself either – your
choices are half chance, so are everybody else’s. Enjoy yourbody,
use it every way you can…don’t be afraid of it, or what other people
think of it, it’s the greatest instrument you’ll ever
own..

Dance…even if you have nowhere to do it but in your own livingroom.

Read the directions, even if you don’t follow them.

Do NOT read beauty magazines, they will only make you feel ugly.

Get to know your parents, you never know when they’ll be gone for
good.

Be nice to your siblings; they are the best link to your past and the
people most likely to stick with you in the future.

Understand that friends come and go, but for the precious few you
should hold on. Work hard to bridge the gaps in geography and
lifestyle because the older you get, the more you need the people you
knew when you were young.

Live in New York City once, but leave before it makes you hard;live
in Northern California once, but leave before it makes yousoft.

Travel.

Accept certain inalienable truths, prices will rise, politicians will
philander, you too will get old, and when you do you’ll fantasize
that when you were young prices were reasonable, politicians were
noble and children respected their elders.

Respect your elders.

Don’t expect anyone else to support you. Maybe you have a trustfund,
maybe you have a wealthy spouse; but you never know when either one
might run out.

Don’t mess too much with your hair, or by the time you're 40, it will
look 85.

Be careful whose advice you buy, but, be patient with those who
supply it. Advice is a form of nostalgia, dispensing it is a way of
fishing the past from the disposal, wiping it off, painting over the
ugly parts and recycling it for more than
it’s worth.

But trust me on the sunscreen…

Courtesy of Baz Luhrmann ]]> ~jammydodger http://jammydodger.deviantart.com/journal/2413365/ http://jammydodger.deviantart.com/journal/2413365/ Wed, 12 May 2004 12:06:44 PDT Name: Emma/Gary/Barry Rachel Glitter/Yates
Birthplace: Good hope hospital, Bham
Gender: In theory i'm, biologically a girl, in practice i have many witnesses who'd tell you i'm not
Eye colour: Blue
Hair colour: Well.....its not natural lets leave it at that
Height: About 5"5, 5"6....on a good day
Righty or Lefty: Righty! I'm gonna die earlier than all you lefty bitches
Zodiac Sign: 2nd July.....so, thats Cancer then

LAYER TWO:
Your heritage: Well my dads half portugese....his names simon .....my moms half irish this makes me half english and a quater of the other 2
The shoes you wore today: Red DM's
Your fears: Loneliness, clowns, bananas, birds
Your perfect meal: Chicken Tikka....
Goal you'd like to achieve: I'd like to improve my collection of dead insects that die on impact with the light bulb and land on my windowsill....i'd be angry with them but at least they've landed in a straight line....can't beat neat insects

LAYER THREE:
Your thoughts first waking up: Aw crap! Late for college again
Your best physical feature: I spose my eyes....but only coz i can use them to steer people away from talking to me
Your bedtime: Well, I went through this big, 'lets not sleep and really annoy my body' phase a while back so now i get 5 hours at maximum a night....that starts anytime between 2-6am
Your most missed memory: I miss being generous and nice and caring and sweet and girl-like (ok that one never happened i just thought another 'and' would be cool)....i generally got further in life when i was all of the above

LAYER FOUR:
Pepsi or Coke: Coke.... call me mainSTREAM would YUUUUU?
McDonald's or Burger King: KFC
Single or group dates: single for sure.....being with people that i probly don't like on a date with my bf is just plain stupid
Adidas or Nike: I get the feeling i have to be a Kev and/or shaz to answer this question....
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: I tried ice tea on a bike ride with my dad when i was younger..i saw the advert and thought it was cool......we went home shortly afterwards.....in answer to your question fuck RIGHT off!
Chocolate or vanilla: chocolate
Cappuccino or coffee: Well i dislike both of these but I do, however like Mocha...go figure
LAYER FIVE:
Smoke: Not as of 9am this morning (ok i'm really trying here so if you know me and laugh at me in my attempt to stop, knowing i won't be able to, i'll bitchslap you next time we meet)
Cuss: Everyday....thats why its good to have gay friends....they make you so much less aware of peoples feelings
Sing: yeah
Take a shower: You really want me to answer 'no' to this one don't you...tough luck
Have a crush: yep.....life'd be pointless without one....no one to chase/stalk/kill
Do you think you've been in love: Nah....not with any of the people i've been out with anyway
Want to go to college?: What tomorow? Not really....can i have the day off?
Liked high school?: Correction...secondary school....and no....i hated the place
Want to get married: Yuh huh....i want black horsies with white hoofs and i'm gonna have a black and white dress, EEEverything is gonna be black and white baby yer!
Get motion sickness: Nope....it pisses me off how everyone i take to fairs does coz they won't come on spiney-roundy-things which i ADORE
Think you're a health freak: Just to clear things up, up until today i've smoked since last september after quiting for 2 years and i smoked for a year before that
Get along with your parent(s): I get on with my mom....my dads just a different story
Like thunderstorms?: Yer, they make me play air guitar (i have no explanation for this....i've done it since i was little)
Play an instrument: Drums/guitar/Piano

LAYER SIX:
In the past month...
Drank alcohol: yes.....today in fact
Smoked:Yes in the ciggerette/ciggar sense...Nope for drugs, we've been warned about the drugs test taking place on May 27th at college, you can't of smoked anything for 3 months in order to show up clean on the test otherwise ciao college
Done a drug: *read above*
Had sex: nope....i spose thats what happens when you're lack of money hasn't let you out for the last 3 weeks
Made out: yep
Gone on a date: Nope
Gone to the mall: Define mall...
Eaten an entire box of Oreos: How many times....I'M NOT AMERICAN! we don't do those here....send me a box full and then i'll get back to you!
Eaten sushi: Vomit inducing stuff is sushi<... ]]> ~jammydodger http://jammydodger.deviantart.com/journal/2228109/ http://jammydodger.deviantart.com/journal/2228109/ Thu, 15 Apr 2004 09:49:38 PDT
4 of whom plan of coming to the Birmingham Devmeet....just incase you're wondering the dates we've come up with so far are the 3rd/6th/10th July....please let me know which one you'd prefer and i'll put it down to vote...

Ok so the 4 deviants

1. Mr this went somewhat the best out of all of the meets as we've met 3 times since the original meet.....I ADORE Mr Edwardpowder!

2. I met Ceri this Tuesday...didn't really spend much time together as he had 'lots to do' that day *chuckles*

3/4 and i met on the same day (yesterday as it happens) *whispers....they're a couple don't you know!* Lovely people! They actually humoured me whilst I chatted shit to them for several hours....thanks for that *chuckles* I jest of course....i like the pair of them lots!

As for other deviants who are coming we have:-

shainy baby...who's currently in aberystwyth (i apologise for the spelling) but it was totally her idea for this devmeet to happen i just somehow took over without really meaning to *sigh*

who goes to college with me

coz he doesn't have a choice

I'm thinking this is it for people i've met/know already but it looks to me like there should be about 30 people coming at the moment..i'm really looking forward to it so if you're dropping by my page and are interested let me know

Ciao ]]> ~jammydodger http://jammydodger.deviantart.com/journal/2106298/ http://jammydodger.deviantart.com/journal/2106298/ Mon, 29 Mar 2004 03:36:23 PST Gary Glitter
is an Experimental Photographer
is a deviant since Jun 8, 2003, 9:25 AM
has 1,002 pageviews
is online
is currently :cynical:
is an MSN Messenger user; rackers87@hotmail.com

I LOVE YOU ALL! ]]> ~jammydodger http://jammydodger.deviantart.com/journal/2086745/ http://jammydodger.deviantart.com/journal/2086745/ Fri, 26 Mar 2004 03:46:37 PST
So get commenting!

GO FORTH!

-Jammydodger- ]]> ~jammydodger http://jammydodger.deviantart.com/journal/1848091/ http://jammydodger.deviantart.com/journal/1848091/ Sun, 15 Feb 2004 05:18:16 PST
You should all go visit him coz he's pocket sized....

GO FORTH! ]]> ~jammydodger http://jammydodger.deviantart.com/journal/1756575/ http://jammydodger.deviantart.com/journal/1756575/ Wed, 28 Jan 2004 12:30:28 PST
Thankyou to everyone who's visited my site and commented on my work!

Its truely appreciated!

Thankyou please
Good day

-Jammydodger- ]]> ~jammydodger http://jammydodger.deviantart.com/journal/1679021/ http://jammydodger.deviantart.com/journal/1679021/ Wed, 14 Jan 2004 11:32:04 PST softly through the shadow of the evening sun
stealing past the windows of the blissfully dead
looking for the victim shivering in bed
searching out fear in the gathering gloom and
suddenly! a movement in the corner of the
room! and there is nothing I can do when i
realise with fright that the spiderman is having
me for dinner tonight

quietly he laughs and shaking his head creeps
closer now closer to the foot of the bed and
softer than shadow and quicker than flies his
arms are all around me and his tongue in my
eyes "be still be calm be quiet now my precious
boy don't struggle like that or I will only love
you more for it's much too late to get away or
turn on the light the spiderman is having you
for dinner tonight"

and I feel like I'm being eaten by a thousand
million shivering furry holes and I know that in
the morning I will wake up in the shivering cold
and the spiderman is always hungry... ]]> ~jammydodger http://jammydodger.deviantart.com/journal/1631826/ http://jammydodger.deviantart.com/journal/1631826/ Mon, 05 Jan 2004 04:39:08 PST
I would say I'm sorry
If I thought that it would change your mind
But I know that this summer
Has said too much
Been too unkind
I tried to laugh about it
Cover it all up with lies
I tried to laugh about it
Hiding the tears in my eyes
Coz boys don't cry

I would break down at your feet
And beg forgiveness
Plead of you
But I know that its too late
And now theres nothing I can do
I tried to laugh about it
Cover it all up with lies
I tried to laugh about it
Hiding the tears in my eyes
Coz boys don't cry

I would tell you that I love you
If I thought that you would stay
But I know that its not use
And you've already gone away
Misjudged your limits
Pushed you too far
Took you for granted
I thought that you needed me more

Now I will do almost anything
To get you back by my side
But I just keep on laughing
Hiding the tears in my eyes
Coz boys don't cry.... ]]> ~jammydodger http://jammydodger.deviantart.com/journal/1589560/ http://jammydodger.deviantart.com/journal/1589560/ Sat, 27 Dec 2003 08:58:25 PST Well I'll wear the claws if you'd like that
Yeah, if you'd like that we can ride on a black horse
A great new wave Hesperian black horse
I can call you when I get back
Yeah when I get back I will call
But don't speak, don't say nothing
In case we ever do meet again
Somethings wrong with you
And I hope we never do meet again
You always sharpen your teeth coz you're like that
And you like that everytime you pull hearts back
Another compact's carving deeper in your lay
I would call but I forget where the phone is at
Guess I'll talk to you when I get back
Yeah when I get back I will call
But don't speak, don't say nothing
In case we ever should meet again
There are somethings wrong with you
I hope we never so meet again

Somethings wrong with you....
And I hope we never do meet again ]]> ~jammydodger http://jammydodger.deviantart.com/journal/1542251/ http://jammydodger.deviantart.com/journal/1542251/ Tue, 16 Dec 2003 08:11:58 PST
PLEASE

Don't take a picture... ]]> ~jammydodger http://jammydodger.deviantart.com/journal/1358077/ http://jammydodger.deviantart.com/journal/1358077/ Tue, 04 Nov 2003 15:08:01 PST Got my red glitter coffin man, just need one last nail
While all these ugly gentlemen play out their foolish games
There's a flaming red horizon that screams our names

And as your fantasies are broken in two
Did you really think this bloody road would pave the way for you
You better turn around and blow your kiss hello to life eternal
Angel

Racist everyman, what have you done
Man, you've made a killer of your unborn son
Crown my fear your king at the point of a gun
All I want to do is love everyone

And as your fantasies are broken in two
Did you really think this bloody road would pave the way for you
You better turn around and blow your kiss hello to life eternal

There's no time for hatred, only questions
What is love, where is happiness, what is life, where is peace
When will i find the strength to bring me release

Tell me where is the love in what your prophet has said
Man, it sounds to me just like a prison for the walking dead
And i've get a message for you and your twisted hell
You better turn around and blow your kiss goodbye to life eternal
Angel

-Jeff Buckley - Eternal life- ]]> ~jammydodger http://jammydodger.deviantart.com/journal/1301375/ http://jammydodger.deviantart.com/journal/1301375/ Mon, 20 Oct 2003 11:57:05 PDT To make you try to feel ok
And nothing you can do
To stop me feeling the way I do
And if the chance should happen
That I'd never see you again
Just remember that I'll always
Love you

I'd be a better person
On the other side I'm sure
You'd find a way to help yourself
And find another door
To shrug off minor incidents
Make us both feel proud
I just wish I could be
There to see you through

You always were the one to make us
Stand out in the crowd
Though every once upon a while
Your head was in the cloud
Theres nothing you could never do
To ever let me down
And remember that I'll always
Love you

-Badly Drawn Boy-Minor Incident- ]]> ~jammydodger http://jammydodger.deviantart.com/journal/1216855/ http://jammydodger.deviantart.com/journal/1216855/ Mon, 29 Sep 2003 12:59:33 PDT One more drink to keep me sane
Why look danger in the face to be brave?
Just one step between here and the grave

Play the game, put your life on the line
Sun goes down and I'm out of time

Another morning, living a lie
Clock ticks as the hours go by
One more drink and I went on my way
Edging closer to the end of the day

Play the game put your life on the line
Sun goes down and I'm out of time

Don't know what to do
I know theres one that I see too
Morning lights, lip stains of you
But it doesn't make sense
No it doesn't make sense at all

Play the game put your life on the line
Sun goes down and I'm out of time

Another bottle, still in pain
One more drink, all the same
I look danger in the face to be brave
Edging ever closer to my grave

Play the game put your life on the line
Sun goes down and I'm out of time ]]> ~jammydodger http://jammydodger.deviantart.com/journal/868514/ http://jammydodger.deviantart.com/journal/868514/ Mon, 23 Jun 2003 14:23:20 PDT
The hair, which smells like a tropical beach

That laugh, which lights my heart and brightens my day

Those lips, with which I wish mine own to touch

And the taste, still too come, one I wish to be as pure as coconut
~The mountain goat is not a goat.....but a small antelope~ ]]> ~jammydodger http://jammydodger.deviantart.com/journal/813859/ http://jammydodger.deviantart.com/journal/813859/ Mon, 09 Jun 2003 13:42:57 PDT mind control, y- control
~The mountain goat is not a goat.....but a small antelope~ ]]> ~jammydodger http://jammydodger.deviantart.com/journal/809144/ http://jammydodger.deviantart.com/journal/809144/ Sun, 08 Jun 2003 10:46:06 PDT
~The mountain goat is not a goat.....but a small antelope~ ]]> ~jammydodger