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        <pubDate>Sun, 27 Dec 2009 21:25:14 PST</pubDate>        
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                <title>muse for sale</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 20 Dec 2009 01:11:09 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ i am putting myself up for sale. i am offering myself to the deviantart community first and then i go on ebay.<br />I am offering myself for one years worth of endentured servetude  to the highest bidder. the current economic situation has led me to this point. i am a very diverse individual, artistic, inteligent, excellent problem solving skills, vast area of knowledge in many different fields, raod scholar, and so much more. <br />Please contact for more information, copy of my resume, and referrences are available upon request.<br /><br />starting price is $40,000 us.<br /><br />Thank You for the consideration.<br /><br />the terms of the arrangement would entail anything i create or design in the years time is the sole property of the owner of me at the time and final arrangement will be negotiated. willing to relocate anywhere.<br />i am an excellent cook, gardener, animal friendly but i don't do windows.<br /><br />ps. the last companty i worked for i made them over $160,000. on just one four month project. what can i do for you?<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>all i want for christmas</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 07 Dec 2009 15:34:36 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ all i want is world peace and someone who cares.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>tomarrow</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 02 Dec 2009 00:17:03 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ it will be better tomarrow.<br /><br />how many times have i heard this phrase in my life?<br /><br />tomarrow never comes<br />it is always today<br />with the memories of yesterday<br />and the dreams of tomarrow<br />make us react on today.<br /><br /><br /><br />and as they discovered on the train " it's all the same fucking day" janice joplin<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>the final straw.</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 28 Nov 2009 15:14:20 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ well just an update on my current statis. still no luck with getting any medical assistance (i make too much money on my unemployment to qualify, go figure) my kidneys are messed up with a bladder infection and now i have come down with the flu. don't even care if it is the swine flu or not.<br /><br />due to my recent medical expenses my current credit rating is shit and my cards have been canceled (wasn't even late on a payment) just in time for the holidays. so fuckem i am not paying them, (most of it was medical bills anyways) come break my legs like an honest loanshark would.<br /><br />i am self medicating for my flu and trying to get some antibiotics somewhere (of all the crap on the shelves of the stores the one thing i need to be well can't be gotten with out having the right connections.)<br /><br />i am going to rest and see what tomarrow brings in my journey i call life.<br /><br />take care<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>USA Healthcare reform?</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 20 Nov 2009 16:31:21 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ this is just a rant about our current healthcare situation in america.<br />what really needs to be done to fix the problem is to truely recognize the real fault of the system.<br /><br />here is my case. i do not have health insurance nor am able to afford it and am currently on unemployment. i recently found myself in the local emergancy room for at the time what i thought was a ruptured appendix, but after a few tests they determined i was trying to pass a 3mm kidney stone and i had a bladder infection. i was there for exactly 4 hours from the time i left my house til the time i returned, i had not passed the stone and was given perscriptions for pain, and some antiboitics, and sent home to pass the stone.<br />now it has been a month now and still haven't passed the stone, my bladder is still messed up and now there are a few other things happening. i tried to get an appiontment with a specialist but i am unable to because of the lack of insurance. i just recieved my bills for the time i was at the hospital (4 freaking hours), they total close to $4,200. <br /><br />where is the justice in that, what am i to do?<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>11/11/09</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 12 Nov 2009 04:59:01 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ two more years and all is one with the universe 11/11/11<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>my selfish self promotion</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 30 Oct 2009 08:52:04 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I have currently finished my recent book at Blurb.com just in time for the holidays. Prints of some of the images in the book are also available in my print gallery.<br /><br />check out the book and let me know what you think <a href="http://www.deviantart.com/users/outgoing?http://www.blurb.com/bookstore/detail/926977">[link]</a><br /><br />all procedes go to pay for medical bills.<br /><br />thank you<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>i did a little deed</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 16 Oct 2009 04:29:57 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ a few years ago when i was traveling this road everyday for years i saw this shoe that ended up on the side of the road. so i had an idea, i stopped one night and picked up the shoe and moved it a few feet up the road. then every couple of days i would stop and pick it up and put it down somewhere else along the road. i know quite a few people in my area that travel the same road daily and just wanted to stir up there minds.<br /><br />i was riding with someone the one day and we went by the shoe and they flew off in a tantrum about how the shoe keeps moving along the road and wondered why someone was doing it, i didn't say anything at the time. well as time went on the fact slipt out about me and the shoe and i was at a christmas party for a business i did work for and there was a group of people off to the side of the room and they where all talking about the shoe along the road. i confessed and was surprised at the number pof people who recognized it and followed it where abouts along the road. the snow plow finally got it and it was gone, but not forever. <br /><br />while i was out on a jeep journey looking for some geocaches (www.geocaching.com it's fun to explore) and came accross this old house (part of the lopez house series) and there was this erie feeling and this womens old high heel shoe with gold buttoms on it. so i just had to start messing with people again and there is a new old shoe along route 220 from sonestown to hughesville. if your in the area keep an eye out for it because it may not be in the same place the next time you go through.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>my new friend</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 12 Oct 2009 04:04:08 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ one of my first journal entries, .<br /><br />i recently adopted a rescued pit bull. it was found along the road and appeared that someone threw her out of a car. she is a estimated 5-7 year old female chocolate pit bull. she has only one tooth left, she was fought hard and then used as a breeder. the people who found her where going to take her to the pound and they said that they would put her down becuase of her history and scars.<br />the god in me said i had to have a new friend. she is the most loveable dog i have ever been around. house broken, sits, shakes, has the most loveable smile and loves to have her belly rubbed. i called out a bunch of names to see what she responded to and "lucy" was the one that perked up her ears. so now she is known as "Lucy and the sky with diamonds" after the beetles song and the recent history regarding the origin of the song. <br /><br />now to the assholes of this world who must get their kicks off of abusing animals because they can. i believe in karma, this dog had a very bad first part of her life and now she is going to be pampered and loved in the last part of her life. for the micheal vicks of this world, your day is coming, you won't know when but you will get what is coming to you. what kind of world do we love in when a man can do this to animals and still end up making millions of dollars playing football. where is the justice.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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