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                <title>Random OC and Character Meme</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 21 Oct 2009 18:20:27 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ 1. Fill up the blanks with your favorite characters or OCs / Put their names by the numbers, too.<br />2. Answer the questions, or try to.<br />3. TAG 3 people.<br /><br />Sooo here they are:<br />1. Brock (Venture Bros)<br />2. Todd (Dead Poets Society)<br />3. Kenny (South Park)<br />4. Zexion (KH2)<br />5. Chase (House)<br />6. Kratos (God of War)<br />7. Wolowitz (Big Bang Theory)<br />8. Nathan Explosion (Metalocalypse)<br />9. Dib (Invader Zim)<br />10. Wilson (House)<br />Tried to make 'em as random as possible...seems like it worked.<br /><br />1. What if 7 (Wolowitz) and 4 (Zexy) kissed?<br />I think that Wolowitz would catch Zexy off guard by leaning in when Zexy look up from his book, resulting in a weird soft liplock. Cute and nerdy most likely.<br /><br />2. Where would 2 (Todd) bury a treasure?<br />Hmmm...probably under his bed....but more likely in the old Indian cave. *is totally imagining squirrel Todd*<br /><br />3. 6 (Kratos) and 10 (Wilson) get into a fight. Who resorts to violence first?<br />Oh gawd.....poor Jimmy. Kratos wouldn't hesitate to resort to violence, thoroughly maiming/killing the doc.<br /><br />4. 1 (Brock) is kidnapped and their kidnapper demands a ransom of 1,000 dollars from 5 (Chase). Do they help 1 (Brock)?<br />Bizarre beyond belief. Sooo let's say Brock does actually get kidnapped....Chase would pay the ransom so he can save the day. (he would just to rub it in House's face...or not, I dunno)<br /><br />5. Who is stronger? 6 (Kratos) or 8 (Nathan)?<br />Kratos. They could be about the same size but I think Nathan is composed mostly of fat.<br /><br />6. Who is 3 (Kenny)'s secret love?<br />...Butters. Cute blondeness! Do you know what I am saying?<br /><br />7. Can 8 (Nathan) juggle?<br />Nopers. But I'd like to see him try and FAIL.<br /><br />8. 1 (Brock) is asked on a date by their favorite actor/actress. Do they accept the date?<br />Probably. Then he'd screw her brains out and leave, going back home.<br /><br />9.  A Meteor is about to hit the planet, can 7 (Wolowitz), 2 (Todd), and 10 (Wilson) stop it?<br />With his engineering experience and all, I'm positive Wolowitz could stop it; with Todd and Wilson being his cheerleaders. <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/b/biggrin.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":D" title=":D (Big Grin)" /><br /><br />10. Is 9 (Dib) single?<br />Hell yeah! Poor Dibbers couldn't find anyone to love him even if he paid. T-T<br /><br />11. Does 1 (Brock) wish this TAG was over?<br />Probably....I'm too afraid to ask...<br /><br />12. 8 (Nathan) and 7 (Wolowitz) are dancing to the waltz. 2 (Todd) comes in and sees them dancing. 2 (Todd)'s reaction?<br />-jaw drop- Especially considering Nathan's size and Wolowitz's lack of size.<br /><br />13. 9 (Dib) and 5 (Chase) go to the movies. What movie do they see?<br />Transformers...or District 9. I don't think Chase would really be that picky and Dib would be fangasming about either movie...<br /><br />14. You are attacked by 1 (Brock), 3 (Kenny), and 9 (Dib). Can you survive?<br />If it was just Kenny and Dib, probably but since Brock is there; he'd kill me before the other 2 came into view. Hell, he probably wouldn't even come into view himself.<br /><br />15. What is 4 (Zexy)'s favorite color?<br />PURPLE!!!! omgwtfbbq!! -has aneurysm-<br /><br />16. Can 7 (Wolowitz) sing?<br />...yes....*heavy blush* I think he can anyway....<br /><br />17. A vampire bites 2 (Todd). 4 (Zexy) sees this, what do they do?<br />Zexy watches with amusement as Todd turns into the cutest vampire every known to man.<br /><br />18. All the OC's get into a battle Royal. Who will win?<br />Brock and Kratos kill everyone and have the ultimate showdown, resulting in Brock's total domination and Kratos' eventual annihilation. -nods head vigorously-<br /><br />That was it! Yay for wasting time imagining horrible scenarios like these!<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Gender Meme</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 28 Jul 2009 05:35:04 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Saw this and HAD to do it!<br />I know this is the second journal entry for the nite, but hey, I've had a lot of sugar and HP crack to go to bed.<br /><br />YOUR BOY SIDE:<br />[x] you love hoodies<br />[x] you love jeans<br />[ ] dogs are better then cats<br />[x] its hilarious when people get hurt<br />[x] you've played with/against boys on a team<br />[ ] sometimes shopping is torture<br />[ ] sad movies suck<br />[x] you own an XBOX<br />[x] you played with Hot Wheels as a little kid<br />[ ] at some point in life you wanted to be a firefighter<br />[x] you own/owned a DS, PS2, or Sega<br />[x] you used to be obsessed with Power Rangers<br />[ ] sometimes you watch sports on TV<br />[x] gory movies are cool<br />[ ] you go to your dad for advice<br />[ ] you own like a trillion baseball hats<br />[ ] you used to/do collect football collector cards<br />[ ] baggy sweatpants are cool to wear<br />[ ]its kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people<br />[x] green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors<br />[ ] you love to go crazy and not care what other people think<br />[ ] sports are fun (depends on the sport...and who i'm playing with)<br />[x] sometimes you talk with food in your mouth<br />[ ] sometimes you sleep at night with your socks on<br />[x] you have fished at least once<br />TOTAL = 12<br /><br /><br /><br />YOUR GIRL SIDE:<br />[x] sometimes you love to shop<br />[ ] you wear eyeliner, sometimes<br />[ ] sometimes you go to your mom for advice<br />[ ] you consider cheer leading a sport<br />[ ] you hate wearing the color black<br />[x] you like going to the mall<br />[ ] you like getting manicures and/or pedicures<br />[x] you like wearing jewelry<br />[ ] you cried watching The Notebook<br />[ ] skirts are a big part of your wardrobe<br />[ ] shopping is one of your hobbies<br />[ ] you don't like the movie Star Wars<br />[ ] you are/were in gymnastics<br />[ ] it takes you around one hour to shower<br />[ ] you smile a lot more than you should<br />[ ] you have more than 10 pairs of shoes<br />[x] you care about what you look like (who fuckin' doesn't?)<br />[ ] you like wearing dresses when you can<br />[x] you wear body spray/perfume<br />[ ] you like high heel shoes<br />[x] you used to play with dolls as a kid<br />[ ] you like putting makeup on others<br />[ ] you like being the star of almost everything<br />[ ] pink is one of your favorite colors<br />TOTAL= 6<br /><br /><br />LAWL. No surprise really. I grew up on a farm/ranch thingie with no siblings and animals fuckin' everywhere!<br />Yeah, it's getting to that part of the sleepless night that I start swearing at random.<br />*grumble grumble*<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Film Meme</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 28 Jul 2009 04:53:15 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Woot!<br /><br />1. Name (a) film(s) that you have seen more than 10 times (cinema + home).<br />FFVII: Advent Children. Pretty CGI....*drools*<br />LOTR: TT Yay Ents<br />Sorcerer's Stone: I was nine and it was GOD.<br />Fight Club- It helps me sleep. XD<br />A dozen or so Disney filma esp. Lion King.<br />Home Alone- I wore out tapes and I didn't know this 'til my mum told me last year. O_o<br />SP: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut. Hellz yeah! Saw this in theaters when I was the tender age of 5-8. Don't really remember...<br /><br /><br />2. Name a film that youÂve seen multiple times in the cinema.<br />The Patriot. No idea why but my mom took me their for my b-day like 4 times.<br />HP: PoA. Yay for Lupin! *is mauled*<br /><br />3. Name an actor that would make you more inclined to see a film.<br />Edward Norton! Awesomely scrawny since god knows when.<br />Anthony Hopkins. Wonderful actor.<br />Hugh Laurie. Yup.<br />Robert Sean Leonard. I looked him up and he was in a bunchof 80s films. Even one about disco and I wanted to watch him because of him! *gasp*<br />Johnny Depp. Who wouldn't?<br /><br />4. Name an actor that would make you less likely to see a film.<br />Will Farrel/Jack Black/that type of dumbshit humour. And a lot of actresses too. I don't know why, but a lot of actresses piss me off to no extent. >o<br /><br />5. Name a film that you can and do quote from.<br />Ffffuck...where do I begin? Party Monster. Ever since I've seen it, I haven't been able to stop saying, "Skrod-la-da-da" or various forms of it.<br />Fight Club; Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels; FFVII:AC; any HP; the Hannibal movies.<br />just about every movie I love cuz that's why I usually love 'em: their quotability. *is shot*<br /><br />6. Name a film musical that you know all of the lyrics to all of the songs.<br />Chicago! He only had himself to blame! lawlz<br /><br />7. Name a film that you have been known to sing along with.<br />Chicago; every musical Disney cartoon. LOL<br /><br />8. Name a film that you would recommend everyone see.<br />FIGHT CLUB. Geddit? And Silence of the Lambs *creepy smile*<br /><br />9. Name a film that you own.<br />.........Fight Club?.......*silence*<br /><br />11. Have you ever seen a film in a drive-in? If so, what?<br />Nopers...small town. Monopolistic theater drove everything else away. I don't know if we even had a drive-in. *shrugs*<br /><br />14. Ever walked out of a film?<br />Nope. I'm picky about what films I go to see in the first place.<br /><br />15. Name a film that made you cry in the cinema.<br />I ALMOOOOST cried during Transformers last night. So damn moving! *sobs hysterically*<br /><br />16. Popcorn?<br />Nah....had too much of it for one lifetime. I know, impossible, right? Apparently not.<br /><br />17. How often do you go to the cinema (as opposed to renting them or watching them at home)?<br />Hardly ever; only when I'm at my dad's and it's usually "Hey, you wanna go see _____?" "Sure!" "K, we leave in ten minutes." Fffffuck.... Usually in the summertime unless an awesome movie comes out and boyfriend has to drag me to it. ('Cept for Saw V. >D)<br /><br />18. WhatÂs the last film you saw in the cinema?<br />Transformers 2. IT WAS UTTER GAWD IN THE FORM OF AUTOBOT GOODNESS. I mean...*cough cough* it was good.<br /><br />19. WhatÂs your favourite/preferred genre of film?<br />Nearly everything. Hell, I'll watch a romance flick if it has good actors in it. But I love suspense the most. I blame that on one Mr. Anthony Hopkins. *grins*<br /><br />20. WhatÂs the first film you remember seeing in the cinema?<br />Titanic, I think....I fell asleep though before my fragile little mind could be warped by nude drawing and death. Wait....who the hell am I kidding?<br /><br />21. What film do you wish you had never seen?<br />NAPOLEON DYNAMITE. Nuff said.<br /><br />22. What is the weirdest film you enjoyed?<br />Ichi the Killer. Hard to watch but the gore and rape of it all made it so you can't look away.<br /><br />23. What is the scariest film youÂve seen?<br />Erm...I dunno. Scary movies lately haven't had that affect. So...I was afraid of Pet Sematary when I was younger. I was always afraid of tiny children with sharp objects. LOL.<br /><br />24. What is the funniest film youÂve seen?<br />Probably Run Fatboy Run. I love the main actor. He cracks me up. And the kid is downright adorable. I wish my parents had bought me ears like those....(*heavy sigh*)<br /><br />Whoo! That's it! That was certainly fun and time consumming!<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Song meme!!.....and drugs</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 28 Jun 2009 17:30:54 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Saw on stardragon91's journal and decided to do it out of boredom.<br /><br />1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc.)<br />2. Put it on shuffle.<br />3. Press play.<br />4. For every question, type the song that's playing.<br />5. When you go to a new question, press the next button.<br /><br /><br />Opening Credits:<br />Coming Undone by Korn<br />...fun and....kind of fits<br /><br />Waking Up:<br />People Are People by Dope<br />0.o no sense<br /><br />First Day at School:<br />One Night in Bangkok by Vinylshakerz<br />lolz...techno-ey<br /><br />Falling in Love:<br />Doppelganger I Love You by Zeromancer<br />oh gods....that-that's just too creepy<br /><br />Fight Song:<br />Marshall Mathers by Eminem<br />Full of anger...but not for me<br /><br />Breaking Up:<br />Deliver Me by Static-X<br />Didn't know I had this song...listening to it....and it sorta fits<br /><br />After Getting Drunk You Say:<br />Axel's Theme from Kingdom Hearts 2<br />ahaha...sure<br /><br />Prom:<br />5 Minutes Alone by Pantera<br />Fuck yeah! NO PROM FOR ME!<br /><br />At Your Speech After You Become Prom Queen/King You Say:<br />Counting by Korn<br />lol. That's all there is to say.<br /><br />Life's Okay:<br />Taking Over Me by Evanescence<br />Nope...<br /><br />Mental Breakdown:<br />Tomorrow by SIXX:A.M.<br />oh hell...fits quite well<br /><br />Driving:<br />P.L.U.C.K. by System of a Down<br />Interesting....<br /><br />Flashback:<br />Behind Closed Doors by Rise Against<br />Oh wow....did my computer just read my thoughts? <br /><br />Getting Back Together:<br />Come as You Are by Nirvana<br />Well then....nice.<br /><br />Wedding:<br />For the Reunion from FFVII:AC<br />omg...am I getting married to a Sephy clone?<br /><br />Wedding (*after party song*):<br />Born Again by Marilyn Manson<br />Wow...didn't know clones liked MM<br /><br />Your Deepest Secret:<br />The Man Who Sold the World by Nirvana<br />lol-what?....odd...<br /><br />Night Before War:<br />Bleed It Out by Linkin Park<br />Ummm....I guess it works<br /><br />Final Battle:<br />World Long Gone by Scars on Broadway<br />lol....okay<br /><br />Death Scene:<br />Jupiter Jazz from Cowboy Bebop<br />ehh...a little too upbeat for my dead taste<br /><br />Funeral Song:<br />Brothers from FMA<br />Beautiful....but not fitting as I has no brothers <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/frown.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":(" title=":( (Sad)" /><br /><br />End Credits:<br />Lifeless but Living by When All Else Fails<br />Badassery. Yup.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Woooooot...!</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 08 Feb 2009 10:47:51 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Another meme thing I saw and thought it looked fun. Here we go.<br /><br /><br />British<br />[ ] You drink a lot of tea.<br />[ ] You know what a brolly is.<br />[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.<br />[ ] You wanted Ben to win X Factor.<br />[x] You use the word "bugger" or the phrase "bloody hell." <br />[ ] Fish and Chips are yummy.<br />[ ] You can eat a Full English Breakfast.<br />[x] you have been called emo <br />[x] Its football...not soccer. <br />Total: 3<br /><br />Australian<br />[ ] You wear flip flops all year. <br />[ ] You call flipflops thongs not flip flops.<br />[x] You love a backyard barbie.<br />[x] You know a barbie is not a doll.<br />[ ] You love the beach.<br />[x] Sometimes you swear without realizing.<br />[ ] You're a sports fanatic.<br />[ ] You are tanned.<br />[ ] You're a bit of a bogan.<br />[ ] You have an australian something<br />Total: 3<br /><br />Italian<br />[ ] The Sopranos is a great show.<br />[x] Your last name ends in a vowel.<br />[x] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.<br />[x] You know how a real meatball tastes.<br />[ ] You know Italian songs.<br />[x] You have dark hair and dark eye color.<br />[ ] You speak some italian.<br />[x] You are under 5'10'<br />[ ] You know what an italian horn is<br />[x] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world!!!<br />[x] You talk with your hands.<br />Total: 7<br /><br />Spanish<br />[x] You say member instead of Remember.<br />[ ] You speak spanish or some.<br />[x] You like tacos.<br />[ ] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr.<br />[ ] You are dark skinned.<br />[x] You know what a Puta is.<br />[x] You talk fast occasionally.<br />[x] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.<br />[ ] You know what platanos are.<br />Total: 5<br /><br />Russian<br />[ ] You say villian as: Vee-lon.<br />[x] You get short tempered.<br />[ ] You know of somebody named natasha.<br />[x] You get cold easily.<br />[x] Rain is fun for you.<br />[ ] You get into contests all the time.<br />[ ] You can easily make do with the cold weather.<br />Total: 3<br /><br />Irish<br />[ ] You think beer is the best.<br />[x] You have a bad temper.<br />[ ] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y.<br />[ ] You have blue or green eyes.<br />[x] You like the color green.<br />[ ] You have been to a st. pattys day party.<br />[ ] You have a family member from Ireland.<br />[ ] You have blonde hair.<br />[ ] You have/had freckles.<br />[x] Your family get togethers always include drinking and singing.<br />Total: 3<br /><br />African American<br />[ ] You say nigga/nukka casually<br />[ ] You have nappy hair.<br />[ ] You like rap.<br />[ ] You know how to shoot a gun<br />[ ] You think President George Walker Bush is racist.<br />[x] You like chicken.<br />[x] You like watermelon.<br />[ ] You can dance.<br />[ ] You can 'sing' gospel.<br />Total: 2<br /><br />Asian<br />[ ] You have slanty/small eyes.<br />[x] You like rice a lot.<br />[x] You are good at math.<br />[x] You have played the piano.<br />[ ] You have family from asia.<br />[x] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.<br />[ ] Most people think you're chinese.<br />[ ] You call hurricanes typhoons.<br />[ ] You go to Baulko.<br />Total: 4<br /><br />German<br />[x] You like bread.<br />[x] You think German Chocolate is good.<br />[x] You Speak some German. <br />[x] You know what Schnitzel is.<br />[x] You hate it when stupid people call you a Nazi<br />[ ] You went to Pre-school.<br />[ ] You're over 5'2<br />Total: 5<br /><br />Canadian<br />[ ] You like/play/played hockey.<br />[ ] You love beer.<br />[ ] You say eh.<br />[ ] You know what poutine is.<br />[x] You speak some french.<br />[ ] You love Tim Horton's.<br />[ ] At one point you lived in a farm house.<br />[x] You watch/watched degrassi<br />Total: 2<br /><br />American<br />[ ] You hate foreigners.<br />[ ] You hate non - Christians.<br />[ ] You're lazy.<br />[ ] You are not cultured.<br />[ ] You hate abortion.<br />[ ] But love the death penalty.<br />[ ] You don't read.<br />[ ] You shop at walmart.<br />[ ] You think this survey is rather biased.<br />Total: 0<br /><br />Polish<br />[ ] You know what Wawel is<br />[x] You like jokes about other countries and about your authorities<br />[x] You are stubborn like mule<br />[ ] You claim that vodka is Polish not Russian<br />[ ] You KNOW that Polish girls are the most beautiful.<br />[ ] For you Chicago is the biggest Polish city<br />[x] You swear too often<br />Total: 3<br /><br />Yay...that one only took about 5 minutes! I'm gonna go play Fallout 3 now.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>QUIZ THINGIE!!!!</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 27 Dec 2008 23:39:30 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ 1. Grab the book nearest to you and turn to page 18 and read line 4.<br />"number of food types eaten affects honour. These separate influences..."<br />Booklet for Stronghold 2.<br /><br />2. Stretch out your left hand as far as you can.<br />Ahh! My shoulder cracked!<br /><br />3. What was the last thing you watched on tv? MXC!<br /><br />4. Without looking, guess what time it is.<br />12:13 AM.<br /><br />5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?<br />12:25 AM.<br /><br />6.With the exception of the compputer, what do you hear? My dad playing Call of Duty.<br /><br />7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing? around 2. Going to the zoo!! it wuz fun.<br /><br />8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at? The Assumption Song on newgrounds<br /><br />9. What are you wearing? My pajamas...sorry<br /><br />10. Did you dream last night? Nope.<br /><br />11. When did you last laugh? When I watched the assumption song a few minutes ago. Watch it; it's hilarious!!<br /><br />12. What are on the walls of the room that you are in? Sadly, nuffin...<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/frown.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":(" title=":( (Sad)" /><br /><br />13. Seen anything weird lately? Guy LeDouche dressed up as Captain Tenneal. Watch MXC then you'll get it.<br /><br />14. What did you think of this quiz? My answers aren't as fun compared to my other thingies I've done. Oh well *heavy sigh*<br /><br />15. What was the last film you saw? The Spirit. Pretty cool but not as cool as Sin City.<br /><br />16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?<br />My dream house and all the MXC and FLCL I could find.<br /><br />17. Tell me something about you that I don't know about. I'm going home tomorrow!! Woohoo!!<br /><br />18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?<br />Sterilize the idiots and jackasses of the world<br /><br />19. Do you like to dance? *grumble grumble* Fuck off....<br /><br />20. George Bush:<br />moronic puppet<br /><br />21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her? Darlene<br /><br />22. Imagine your first is a boy, what do you call him? Vincent<br /><br />23. Would you ever consider living abroad?<br />anywhere's better than here!!!<br /><br />24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?<br />"This is all just an illusion. Goodbye." *disappears*<br /><br />25. Tag six people who must also do this in THEIR journal.<br />the first six people who read this (if that many actually do....)<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Random Survey thingie......of doom!!</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 16 Jul 2008 06:16:38 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Random meme thing I saw that looked like fun. And I'm gonna put the numbers in German because I can! And I want to! And I'm cracked out on caffeine so I don't care!!! <br />EINS: Spell your name without any vowels. lxndr mr frrr. very interesting. LOLZ i especially love my last name. *dies of laughter*<br />ZWEI: Are you single? Nope.<br />DREI: What's your favourite number? 9 and 8<br />VIER: What colour do you wear the most? Black. duh.<br />FÃNF: Least favorite colour? YELLOW! make it go away! *whimper*<br />SECHS: What are you listening to? Target Audience by Manson<br />SEIBEN: What do you smoke? I do constantly second-hand smoke, does that count?<br />ACHT: Are you happy with your life right now? Sure....I guess. Isolated and pumped with caffeine.<br />NEUN: Anyone ever say you resemble a celebrity? I've been told I look like Avril Lavigne. I was so insulted. >o<br />ZEHN: What is your favourite class in school? German and French<br />ELF: Do you shop at hollister/abercrombie/AE? HELLS NO. I don't think we even have those stores here...for once, I'm glad we don't have something the rest of the world does.<br />ZWÃLF: How do you make money? I babysit.<br />DREIZEHN: Who is your best friend? Laura, I guess. She's stuck around and she's been my friend since 6th grade.<br />VIERZEHN: Where did you go to school? A shit-hole with too many ignorant fuckheads.<br />FÃNFZEHN: Are you outgoing? Not to strangers.<br />SECHSZEHN: One word to describe you? Pervy.<br />SEIBZEHN: Favourite pair of shoes? My T.U.K.s cuz they're blue and have skulls on 'em!<br />ACHTZEHN: Do you own big sunglasses? Do goggles count?<br />NEUNZEHN: Where do you wish you were right now? In a room wif mah special someone *heart*<br />ZWÃNZIG: What should you be doing right now? Sleeping. zzzzzzzzz<br />EINSUNDZWÃNZIG: Do you have a crush on anyone right now? Do fictional characters count? Roxy, why can't you be real?? *sobs*<br /><br />HONEST SECTION<br />Honestly, what colour is your underwear? blue<br />Honestly, what's on your mind? HAWT MANSEX<br />Honestly, What are you doing right now? Narrating everything I type.<br />Honestly, who is your best friend? already answered it!!! don't you pay attention?<br />Honestly, have you done something bad today? Hells yeah! Not gonna tell though. >D<br />Honestly, do you watch the disney channel? Used to, before it went downhill. Damn live action crap.<br />Honestly, who is the last person you talked to on the phone? mah special someone *heart*<br />Honestly, are you jealous of someone right now? published authors everywhere!<br />Honestly, what makes you mad most of the time? Blatantly ignorant people! And having things repeated millions of times!!!! *grrr* And bad grammar and spelling!<br />Honestly, do you bite your nails? too much.<br />Honestly, do you want to see someone at this very moment? yes, but i'll never tell who!<br />Honestly, are you keeping a big secret right now? from quite a lot of people, actually<br />Honestly, do you have a friend you don't actually like? Quite a few, actually.<br />Honestly, are you denial? I'm not cute dammit!!!<br />Honestly, do you like anyone? Depends on what kind of "like" but yes anyway.<br />Honestly, does anyone like you? Yup. Well, I assume so anyway ^_^<br /><br />THE CANS:<br />Can you blow a bubble? yeah.<br />Can you dance? HEELLLLLL no so stop making me try!!<br />Can you do a cart wheel? No, but I have friends that can *coughpridecough* so that's good enough for me.<br />Can you tie a cherry stem with your mouth? Never really tried.....<br />Can you touch your toes? With what? If you mean my hands, then yes. I can touch 'em with mah ears too but that's not important.<br />Can you whistle? Yes! I've been working on it quite extensively actually!<br />Can you wiggle your ears? noooo.......<br />Can you wiggle your nose? dammit! can't do that either!!<br />Can you roll your tongue? That I can do! YAY! go me!<br />Can you make a clover with your tongue? nope <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/frown.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":(" title=":( (Sad)" /><br /><br />ANGER SECTION!!!!!!!!!<br />What do you do when you're mad? I stutter and butcher my words.<br />What's the worst thing you've done when you were mad? I shut everyone else out for a few days.<br />Ever made anyone cry when you were mad? I don't remember...possibly<br />Do you swear when you're mad? Every other word is "fuck".<br /><br />CRYING SECTION<br />Ever cried your heart out? Way too many fuckin' times.<br />Ever cried yourself to sleep? Nope. I also finish before passing out.<br />Ever cried on your friend's shoulder? Yes...but I'm not gonna go into detail here.<br />Ever cried over the opposite sex? Yeah.<br />Ever cried over the same sex? Even harder than over the opposite sex.<br />Do you cry when you get an injury? No. I wince and grit my teeth.<br />Do certain movies make you cry? Gawd yes. Conqueror of Shamballa. Al-I just got you back! I don't want t... ]]></description>
                <author>~jhonenfreek9000</author>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 20 Apr 2008 16:16:28 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Normally, I don't do journals, but I'm extremely bored and my internet is actually working for once and I've always wanted to do one anyway.... and I saw this and it sounded fun!!<br />RULES:<br />1. Put your music player on shuffle.<br />2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.<br />3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS!<br /><br />IF SOMEONE SAYS "IS THIS OKAY" YOU SAY?<br />READY STEADY GO!- L'arc~en~Ciel   I dunno..... who cares? Keep going??<br />WHAT WOULD BEST DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY?<br />Send Me An Angel- Zeromancer     in need of help? <br />WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?<br />The Face of God- H.I.M. to feel the same way and be on the same wave length, I think...<br />HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?<br />Astronomy- Metallica     out there....??<br />WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?<br />Reise, Reise- Rammstein    to sail on the seas?? 0_o<br />WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?<br />Mann Gegen Mann- Rammstein   this one actually makes sense....I do support homosexuals.<br />WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?<br />Diary of a Dope Fiend- Marilyn Manson   I'm into drugs......? XD <br />WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR PARENTS?<br />Welcome to the Jungle- GNR   heh....my parents both listen to GNR....ummmm....that they're awesome? They are....<br />WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?<br />Dirty Little Thing- Velvet Revolver  I AM short and perverted...... LOLZ<br />WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?<br />Rosenrot- Rammstein   that our relationship was doomed due to her actions<br />WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE?<br />Whiskey in the Jar- Metallica    that I'm afraid he'll sacrifice a lot for me but I'll fuck everything up<br />WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?<br />Hellfire- Hunchback of Notre Dame   I'm constantly tainted and thrown astray because of lust... T_T damn...why is that so true?!<br />WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?<br />Posthuman- Marilyn Manson   LOL that's entertaining.....nihilistic and cold<br />WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?<br />Satin in a Coffin- Modest Mouse  I really don't know on this one.....o_0<br />WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?<br />5 Minutes Alone- Pantera    I really do bug them a lot... they're probably sick of me by now....<br />WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?<br />Rein Raus- Rammstein  Bloody hell......is there any song that's more inappropriate for a wedding?!?<br />WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?<br />The Unthinking Majority- Serj Tankian   confusing......<br />WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?<br />Falling Away From Me- Korn    the sadness and desolation of humanity<br />WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST FEAR?<br />Forsaken- Jonathan Davis       to be abandoned....well, that's obvious<br />WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?<br />Breakdown- Breaking Benjamin    I often breakdown over stupid shit<br />WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?<br />(Can't Head My) Head Around You- The Offspring   I'll never truly understand why they do things they do<br /><br />Well....that's all of the questions.....some of them didn't really make sense. Oh well.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~jhonenfreek9000</author>
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