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1. Bathing is socially acceptable.
-That's right it is! They even have this lovely thing called soap that you can use to avoid looking like some vagabond who sleeps in his van. Also, it might make that lingering odor dissipate just a smidge.

2. Shaving is fashionable.
-Don't believe what you see in the magazines. Girls love guys who clean up and shave their face! Most respectable men do! I've enclosed a Mach III for you to try. So give it a whirl. Oh and don't forget the cream too.

3. Cut your goddamn hair.
-Seriously, you look ridiculous. Jacob is a hippy werewolf with long hair and even Taylor Lautner wears a wig.

4. You know what, Go ahead and wash your hair too.
-It goes along with number one, except it involves shampoo.

I hope this helps. And please, for the love of Christ, at least try number one.

Sincerely,
Me

P.S. You have a large head. Like, it looks as though you tried to swallow and watermelon whole and failed. Do something about that.

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GO TO IT NOW!

This was released in celebration of Walt Disney World's 38th Anniversary today! Woo! I gets a raise!

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Should I eat?

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School: University of Central Florida
Degree: Bachelor of Arts in Film: Cinema Studies
Minor: Mass Communication


I'm actually a pretty good artist and can recreate most idea people throw at me so it's okay to get weird with these ideas. Thanks guys!

*A

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December 11, 2009

Disney has returned.

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But to play devil's advocate to myself I do post some stories that I wouldn't let my nieces or nephews read. Lucky for me they are still illiterate and eating crayons so I think I'm safe.

Now as for you, random deviant who happens to stumble across my page and into my gallery one day, read my captions and get pissed off about what I say, I only have one message for you: Screw off. If you don't like my stories, don't read them. Now I know I'm not supposed to "ruin the magic" but don't you think that there are people out there who appreciate the magic more when they know how it works. I know I did. And just because you know how it works (even if you didn't want to) don't mean its ruined. A little girl taught me that this weekend.

Here's the story:
Minnie Mouse was working in Toontown with Mickey this weekend when she met a little girl we will call Annie. Annie was about years old with a head full of red ringlet curls and wearing a little black polka-dot dress. Minnie loved her dress and made sure to point out the similarities between their styles. The little girl smiled and hugged Minnie, obviously excited to see that Minnie noticed her clothing choice. Annie then leaned toward Minnie and told her she had a secret. Minnie arched forward to listen to the little girl's whisper. Annie told Minnie Mouse that she knew Minnie wasn't real and that she was just a person in a mask. Then the little girl informed Minnie that her aunt was friends with Belle in Disneyland and that she wanted Minnie to know this. Then Annie told Minnie that even though she was just a lady in a mask that she loved her very much. Minnie put her finger up to her lips as if to tell Annie to keep it a secret. Annie, being a smart little red-head, got it right away. She nodded her head and said "Don't worry Minnie, I won't tell. May I have a hug now?" Then Minnie gave Annie exactly what she wanted: a hug.

If this little girl gets it, then why can't all of you?

(I had to vent, it's finals week and I'm pissed off. This isn't directed at anyone in particular and I'm sorry if I offended anyone that this doesn't apply to. Wait, no I don't.)

*A

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I've been amazingly busy these past few weeks and it doesnt look like its going to let up. And with final papers and projects due A* has been quite a busy little bee as well. If you're waiting on a response from us don't worry it WILL happen. Its just might take some time.

Also, A* is now Part-time. Congratulate her. What most people have been waiting 8 months or more to get, she got in 3 days. Its a feat.

Seriously.

LC

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LCFTW.



I'm stuck in meetings for the next month or two, so if anyone wants to nab me an in-park picture of my lovely little sandal sportin' man I'd love you for it.

<3LC

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...Well? Are you?

(Why can't Deviantart read basic HTML?)
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Apparently they believe it burn a third of the calories block party does...

Speaking of Block Party Bash Aleigh took some fantastic photos she will be posting sometime this week once she gets the loaded onto her computer. Seriously, they are fantastic.

*L

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I'll still add things and comment every once in a while, but now you'll be dealing with her. Any questions you have, she can answer them. Either because A) She knows the answer, or B) She asked em and I told her the answer. Besides, she's the one who pushed me into making this thing from the start. Furthermore, I can post pictures of her now. That way, if you see her, you can bug the crap out of her.


Mauhahahahahaha..im such a bitch.

PS> Her name is Aleigh. I'll add her to the page head

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I went with a few friends, 4 girls and 1 guy (straight mind you) to be exact. i sat next to the guy because we were expecting to poke fun at the acting. After the balls awesome Undead preview we buckled down for a long night of tween screaming. It was much the opposite. Throughout most of the film we didn't say a word to each other unless it was a slap on the arm to indicate something funny. The laugh-out loud moments were phenomenal. The introductions of the Cullens were great. Jasper's was my favorite and I carried the description with my during the entire film. Almost every time the camera focused on him I bursted out laughing. And i can't get enough of the baseball scene either. That Muse song is now on my Itunes. Oh yea, I went that far. I have to say Im throughly impressed and looking forward to the next one.

I'm totally seeing it again once the "no passes" is lifted.

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my thoughts of the literal past few minutes.

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The streets...

Path of the Wicked: Its OZ, its dark, its empty and smokey. The "flying monkeys" look like aviators rather than chimps and are in no way a fright. I'm disappointed. Also, one of the witches isn't funny at all, or scary, she just annoying. She should totally date the fake British guy from Asylum In Wonderland.

Asylum in Wonderland: The costumes are AMAZING! I love them. The scares...not so much. More of an empty white smokey field of crazy rather than scary. The caterpillars on the other-hand are fantastic, well one of them anyway. British Guy with chin Beard if by far the best heckler I've encountered at Horror Nights. Fake British guy needs to work on it. Not nearly as funny or amusing. Talk to that Witch from Path of the Wicked. Compare notes on how much you suck, I'm sure something better will come from it.

American Gothic: The scares are lacking, the stilts are not. I love what they do, great job.

Skoolhouse: I think I'm in love with a Zone.The entrance they do is insane. I won't spoil it for those of you who have not seen it. But the cast switch is one of the better ones I've seen. The costumes freak me out. If you've ever seen or played Bioshock you'll see a huge resemblance to the game's Splicers. Great scares as well.

My hand hurts I'll finish this later if you guys want it.

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LC

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Suddenly I noticed that nobody was listening to me. When people don't listen I get annoyed. Now some of you might say that "oh they're tourists, they don't know how to speak english". Bullshit. All tour groups that have a contract with Disney have signed a waiver saying that they have some grasp on the English language. But that doesn't matter. I make motions and such to try to get their attention, not such luck. One even looks directly at me and ignores me.

Now, I may look full blooded white american girl to those of you that do not know me. But i have a little surprise for you. I can speak 3 languages other than English. This throws some people for a loop. Especially when I looked at who seemed to be in charge of this large group and politely asked "Abran sus libros a una página blanco para Mickey Mouse, Por Favor" They were stunned. It was fantastic. I kind of hope it happens again.

Also, I'm learning the Ins and Outs of photoshop thanks to my boyfriend. He's quite the artist. Really good with Vector Splatters and such.

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Also, a movie for it is coming out in December. Check out the trailer. Cedric Diggory from Goblet of fire is the Protagonist's love interest: Edward. The smirk he gives her in one scene could melt solid rock. If someone makes a screenshot of it for me *hint hint*, I'd love them forever.

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In other news a few of these photos are now being used in some development schemes for the characters and costumes. good work cast members! Woo!

LC

]]> ~junkyardpicasso http://junkyardpicasso.deviantart.com/journal/17639134/ http://junkyardpicasso.deviantart.com/journal/17639134/ Tue, 01 Apr 2008 17:45:12 PDT On the other hand this means I start a regular work schedule at Disney starting in a couple weeks,no more of this random scheduling of days. I'll be Monday-Friday with the weekends off, well minus an shifts in fur I decide to pick up. I have to get a fix in everyone once in a while.
As for DeviantArt I have a whole bunch of parade pictures from the disney Dream Come True Parade, but I've been really lazy and bogged down at school so I haven't uploaded. Sorry.
-LC

Ps: I'm listening to: Other students using words they don't really Know the meanings of to describe Italian neo-realism movies that they slept through anyways. ( it was too long to put)

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I knew my Goofy and Mickey...
We had camera...
I got in trouble...




Need I say more...question mark.

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Excuse me miss do you work for disney? Yes. I work for them.

so what do you do? i work for disney.

As what? An entertainer.

What do you do? I entertain people.

Interesting (yes they said interesting). what does that mean? What do you mean 'what does that mean' I entertain people, its not a difficult concept.

Oh!! Your a character! OMG honey. she's a character!! how much do you get paid? wait, i never said i was...

its alot isnt it? well no..i never said tha...i get paid shit. (people begin to look at me..)

are you Wendy? or alice. no tinkerbell right? you look liek tinkerbell. can you signed my daughter's autograph book? listen lady i can't...

please!!!!!! no.

i though disney people were supposed to be nice? Well someone lied to you.




So yes, i do work for disney, yes i am a character, no i dont make alot of money. any other questions?

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