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                <title>um NO</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 06 Jun 2005 11:10:58 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ this is NOT MY ACCOUNT YOU GUYS.<br />
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THIS IS: <a href="http://estallo-en-impacto.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/e/s/estallo-en-impacto.jpg" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="estallo-en-impacto" /></a> ]]></description>
                <author>~kamelin</author>
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                <title>Um</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 05 Sep 2004 21:40:21 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I'm, um, not, um . . . I uh . . .  forget about the journal entry thing .  . . that I linked on my recent poem . .  . em . . . yeah. Friggin' obstuctions  of life. Someday, I'm gonna have  friends. Like friends that live in  visiting distance. Maybe even  stopping-by distance. Who knows. I just  know, that I thought I oughtta be  calloused by now. If I don't move soon  . . . I'm gonna . . . I'm gonna uh, I  uh . . . em . . . whine. ]]></description>
                <author>~kamelin</author>
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                <title>Well Well Well</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 12 Aug 2004 08:51:55 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Ya know, my new school is uber-spanky.  Wanna know why? They sell school  spirited boxers . . . and DOO-RAGS.  CHEAP ONES. Flamin'.<br />
<br />
Yous guys, I'm gonna hock up a huge  mass of uploads in about a week. 'Cause  once I have this homework poo overwith,  I'll force it ALL on ye!! <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/m/mwahaha.gif" width="29" height="15" alt=":evillaugh:" title="EVIL Laughter!" /> You sexy  mommas. ]]></description>
                <author>~kamelin</author>
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                <title>Win Some and Lose Some</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 01 Aug 2004 13:12:03 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I now have a lovely special person, but  I lost a lovely special kitty. At least  nobody got hurt in any of the  processes, so everybody's happy. <br />
<br />
<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/r/roseblack.gif" width="15" height="18" alt=":blackrose:" title="Black Rose" /> Momma Kitty <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/r/roseblack.gif" width="15" height="18" alt=":blackrose:" title="Black Rose" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/h/heart.gif" width="15" height="13" alt=":heart:" title="Heart" /> Miriamele <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/h/heart.gif" width="15" height="13" alt=":heart:" title="Heart" /> ]]></description>
                <author>~kamelin</author>
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                <title>UBERHEIST</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 29 Jul 2004 23:51:55 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ ONE HUNDRED PEOPLE WATCHING  MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! THANK YOU  EVERYOOOOONNNNNNEEEE!! <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/h/headbang.gif" width="47" height="16" alt=":headbang:" title="Headbang!" /> <br />
<br />
Including Robert Dinero ]]></description>
                <author>~kamelin</author>
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                <title>Do</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 15 Jul 2004 20:47:15 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I'm writing electronica on my new DJ  prograaaam. I drew stuff, but it's  boring. ]]></description>
                <author>~kamelin</author>
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                <title>Batman Returned</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 01 Jul 2004 18:52:21 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I'M BACK EVERYONE!! I've been back  since Sunday, but I feared the large  number in my mailbox, and didn't want  to write an enourmous detailed journal  entry. Then I realized that was kina  stoopit so HI. I might not respond to  alla these comments 'n deviations (368)  due to time and life 'n stuff like  that, but I heart all yous guys unless  you said something ANGRY. CANDACE AND  ALEXIS AND TINA AND TODD ARE  BEAUTIFULLLLLLLLLL!! ]]></description>
                <author>~kamelin</author>
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                <title>I'll Have More Fun Tomorrow . . .</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 03 Jun 2004 21:06:15 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Well, Paige's parents took her away  from everyone, and she gave up on Jon  and me. So I've been uber-mopey for the  past week anna half with all this. I  just hope she ends up okay.<br />
<br />
<b>But I'm heading off to Austin on the  5th and I'll be gone 'til the 27th.  Yeah. </b><br />
<br />
Sorry for not getting to do a lot up  here lately, or I haven't gotten to  comment on any o' your things; I'm  trying to get as much of this script  done as I can so I can start drawing  the comic and show you guys. I have put  up some "scraps" 'n poo, and I'll draw  my butt off in Austin, and come up with  some actually finished drawings. Plus  I've been finally playing my music  again, and I'm constantly running off  to the piano 'n the guitar to play some  ideas out 'n things. Blah blah blah  stuff 'n things 'k bye.<br />
<br />
Thanks for your patience, I am not  worthy <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/shakefist.gif" width="24" height="18" alt=":shakefist:" title="CURSE YOU!" /> ]]></description>
                <author>~kamelin</author>
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                <title>May 30th</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 30 May 2004 21:38:27 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I think I'm gonna scream. ]]></description>
                <author>~kamelin</author>
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                <title>Mustard Gas</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 26 May 2004 20:49:44 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Took place at 6 AM, at the sink  (again).<br />
Pet the cat, pet the cat, pet, pet,  pet, BELCH ON CAT, rub my furry butt  you sexy flatulant mama . . . . I  ignored that part, 'cause the belch  started off tasting like Diet Coke or  something, then got stronger and  stronger, eventually letting me worry  about it. (What else?) Is my stomach  producing a strange chemical reaction  that will result in my mysterious  dispepsic death? The maddening flavor  started eating my throat. MAYBE IT'S  SOME CRAZY FORM OF GAS!! I widened my  mouth and faced the ceiling so it could  float out. NOT WORKING. I hadda get it  out; it was corroding my esophogus. I  washed my mouth out with DRANO(you  wish) water, which worked for a while,  but the cure soon subsided. I skipped  all strategems, and just tried hocking  my tonsils out into the sink. Some fey  yellow viscus showed up on the drain,  and ultimately I got it all out,  feeling dizzy. I nervously explained  the incident to my mom, and she said  casually, "Sounds like bile."<br />
My gramma must have also experienced  this, 'cause she added, "Yeah, acid  reflux." AKA, as my mom told me,  digestion gone awry. Is that why they  lament at forgetting to bring their  Pepsid to Italian restaurants? ]]></description>
                <author>~kamelin</author>
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                <title>Today was Nekkid Tuesday!!</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 18 May 2004 18:39:49 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Nekkid Tuesday was glorious . . . until  5th period, which is when expected  possible opposition to my nakedness.  Mr. Faeries, the grumpiest old guy  you'll ever meet. My shirt read,  "Nekkid Tuesday . . . " and on the  back, "Uniting Souls More Naked than  bush on a Ski-Trip." The thing was  littered with weird accent marks,  punctuation, and misspellings. I had  spent the previous night laboring over  permanent marker fumes, which I tried  to banish by hanging it under the air  vent in th smelly cat bathroom  overnight. The problem is, my mom  thought someone had left the air on,  and turned it off before retiring. This  effected me until half of 2nd period.  First period, we had an open-note test,  so being high on toxic markers, I wrote  the answer to #18 sizable enough to  answer #19, too. I got many responses  such as the muttering of, "Nekkid  Tuesday . . . ", looks of disgust, and  over-sized grins. I was saluted m  fellow naked people + camera. One girl  asked, "Hey, is your shirt for bush or  against?"<br />
      "Against."<br />
      "Good; I hate him . . . <i>big</i>  time," and we got married.<br />
      5th period, I was hoping the art  cowboy would be nice and let it slide. <u> WHY</u> the F did I? I really <i>don't</i> know,  'cause he handed me the infamous dress  code violation. 'Flared and/or frayed'  was marked, and an extra comment read:  'INAPPROPRIATE MESSAGE.' WTF?! I  explained Mrs. Bougiose and Mr. Harreth  saw me with it and didn't mind. He said  a "let's see about that," and "Go to  the principal."<br />
      The associate principal's  response to the front: "Okay . . . <i>WHY</i>  did you wear that??" She sounded like  I'd murdered all 497 of her children. I  told her about the inside joke that  "Nekkid Tuesday" is the Tuesday before  final exams, "Why we used that word, I  don't know. It's spontaneous and  entertaining." Then I repeated the  explanation I told the Faerie, and said  I have a jacket in my locker and I'm  wearing an undershirt.<br />
      "Well, let's see the back."<br />
      We turned around, grinning.<br />
      "OH YES THIS IS VERY  INAPPROPRIATE YOU MUST CHANGE."<br />
      I had just then noticed the  superfluous amount of patriotic  paraphernalia in the room.<br />
      "WHERE'S YOUR LOCKER."<br />
      blah blah blah<br />
      "GO GET IT, THEN-- <b>WAIT</b>. LET ME  SEE YOUR UNDERSHIRT FIRST."<br />
      Lift.<br />
      "IS IT SEE-THROUGH."<br />
      "Um . . . no . . . ."<br />
      "GO."<br />
      "Kay."<br />
      "HURRY."<br />
      "Mmhm."<br />
      Then I remembered I didnt have  my messenger bag, which had safety  pins, which pin my jacket to hide my  womanhood. I was thinking more of  showing off the back of my shirt. <br />
PANIC. <br />
I asked around and searched the trail  to my locker. <br />
NOTHING. <br />
Got the jacket, and magically happened  across a HUGE bizarre paper clip. <br />
SAVED.<br />
I was told to change in the bathroom.  The metal thing was really difficult to  maneuver, but I got it on there. They  said theyd give it back after school.  Watch what you wear more often.<br />
        Mmhm.<br />
        I returned the slip to The  Faerie and eyed him from my peripheral  vision like a snooty ticked- off prince  guy. Yeah.<br />
         It went downhill from there.  After school, I scooted to the opposite  side of campus (from Algebra II) and  snatched my shirt. I pouted, and thrust  it over my head as soon as I got outta  there. Put on my bandana and arm  things, and greeted people. Then it saw  he who shant be named, who had some  kinna nerdy smile on his face, and he  was staring at me, trying to read my  shirt. I had to get away from the  drooly face, then I saw Andam (Adam)  and company heading my way, A  DISTRACTION. I squirted behind them,  and shared stoopit faces and gestures  with them, but the delay wasnt long  enough! He who shant be named paused,  and I shot a nasty glare. He was off to  his friggin butt-munch chess thing.  Good GOD, Im safe. <br />
         I shot across the campus again  and stood around in the parking lot for  my chauffeur. It was a little too long  a wait, so I rammed my head on a really  hard fence for kicks. That was also too  long. Found out shed been there, only  I hadnt, and she drove around other  places, where I wasnt, cause SUVs  dont fit in Mrs. Acostas office. Too  bad. 15 minutes after my head caved in,  I was picked up, still being ticked at  those bloody Republicans. ]]></description>
                <author>~kamelin</author>
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                <title>THURSDAY WAS</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 15 May 2004 17:30:03 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Today was the best day of the week, the  evening actually had a high light.  Okay, so on the way to fifth period, I  smelled the wind. Sour, lovely! I  charged up the stairs of the fine arts  building, chucked my stuff on my desk,  and bounded down the stairs to catch  the sky. I stood in the wind, which had  no direction, and examined the sky. I  was merely speculating, but it so  happened that the clouds were boiling  in a way I'd never seen. A girl got my  attention, "Hey, what are you looking  at?" I pointed, "See that? It's  rotating, and has begun to descend." <br />
She looked, "ÖMG. STEPHANIE, COME  'ERE!!" <br />
Stephanie came, "ÖMG."<br />
More and more people flooded in to join  me in my "turkey in the rain" act. <br />
Andy-pants came up, "It's hilarious to  see a large mass of people all looking  up at once." I explained the fact that  Mr. Fairies, who was absent, was  sending down a tornado just for me so  he doesn't have to deal with me for the  last week of school. Andy ended up in  the "ÖMG" position. Then the bell rang,  and the crowd dispersed, a few staying  for the show, which melted away soon  after. Apparently we weren't the only  monkeys on campus.<br />
Later, on the way back from the  psychiatrist, we were dricin' through  some cows, when off in the distance I  saw a white elephants trunk wobbling in  the distance. I slapped my mom in that  general direction to claim this land  for Spain. She was busy driving, but I  was enthralled. All the way 'til it  died. Hyperactivity Now! ]]></description>
                <author>~kamelin</author>
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                <title>No Pants Day!</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 06 May 2004 17:59:08 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ MAY SEVENTH IS NO PANTS DAY!! I wanted  to wear a kilt, but it was TOO  EXPENSIIIIIIIIVE ::SOB:: ]]></description>
                <author>~kamelin</author>
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                <title>I HAD TOOO!!</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 30 Apr 2004 20:07:20 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ ~kamelin<br />
Bruce Wayne  <br />
is a Deviant of Many Talents <br />
is Female <br />
is a deviant since Jul 3, 2003, 11:21  PM <br />
has <b>7,000</b> pageviews <br />
is located in Antarctica <br />
is online ]]></description>
                <author>~kamelin</author>
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                <title>THREE! MORE! TRIANGLES!</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 26 Apr 2004 20:49:33 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ ~kamelin<br />
Bruce Wayne  <br />
is a Deviant of Many Talents <br />
is Female <br />
is a deviant since Jul 3, 2003, 9:21 PM  <br />
has 6,900 pageviews ]]></description>
                <author>~kamelin</author>
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                <title>The Magical Butt Children</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 26 Apr 2004 19:33:48 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/h/heart.gif" width="15" height="13" alt=":heart:" title="Heart" /> O MY MAGICAL BUTT CHILDREN!! I HEART  ALL EIGHTY-EIGHT OF YOU!!<br />
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                <title>Massive Veiny Title</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 10 Apr 2004 14:43:08 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Thank you guys for kickin'  BUUUUUUUUUTT!! ]]></description>
                <author>~kamelin</author>
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                <title>HSPVA 2</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 02 Apr 2004 15:59:41 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I MADE IIIIIIIIIIT!! <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/h/headbang.gif" width="47" height="16" alt=":headbang:" title="Headbang!" /> ]]></description>
                <author>~kamelin</author>
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                <title>Guh.</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 28 Mar 2004 19:38:27 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Aw, jeez. I didn't even know it was  true; there IS such a thing as green  barf <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/d/dohtwo.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":dohtwo:" title="Doh II" /> ]]></description>
                <author>~kamelin</author>
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                <title>A Sensual Evening</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 23 Mar 2004 17:08:44 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Today, I started a new thing for my  silly little back pains: physical  therapy, a thing that involves more  brains than chiropractice. I was told  that I pretty much had really tense  muscles, which were mainly my births  fault. They pull my spine all straight  n crazy so that I can hardly move at  all, and I have headaches every day.  Kristy told me this; shes my  therapist, and she knows whats what.  What is what is that my legs are the  same length, but one of them is stuck  in the socket; my neck is pulled  straight from martial, yet whimpy  muscles; and then there is some stupid  sag in there somewhere. She also said  the only thing good about my frail  petite self, was that I am strong.  Otherwise, by body structure is a cold  fish.<br />
I got to do many-a butt-thrusting  action, which I hafta do morning and  night. I also have to do random  leg-hurling, neck twitching, and kinky  abdominal lifts. Im gonna force  someone to watch me do alla that crud  so I have someone to share the idiocy  with. I wouldnt wanna be caught dead  doing those by myself.  <br />
I had heard about this special little  massage thing Id get at the end, so  after innumerable pelvic thrusts and  women throwing my body parts around, I  couldnt wait. I was flopped on the  table, my face in a hole in the pillow,  and my shirt was rolled up. The there  was the bra removal thing. Yeah. Plus  during alla this stuff, my bandana kept  lurching from my head. For some reason  Kristy referred to it as . . . uh . . .  my helmet?? I never told you that. But  thats not important right now. Moving  right along with life, Kristy suddenly  warned me, Im gonna put some lotion  on ya, and its gonna be a little  cold. <br />
I thought, *#&#^(!! I get this all the  time at the cardiologist!! It wasnt  as Jell-O-like, but it was greasy and  cold. I forgot about alla that after  Id been rubbed all over the place, and  my butt was stabbed and prodded. I got  up and did a jig and there was a whole  Physical Therapy Party just for me. But  that was after she wiped the sludge  off. <br />
As soon as I got home, I executed a  desperate shower, complete with smelly,  lumpy soap products. Now my spine is  curled up again. Curse those  contracting muscles!! ]]></description>
                <author>~kamelin</author>
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                <title>Satisfaction</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 20 Mar 2004 16:46:20 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ This day . . . was a very satisfying  day. It began with heading out to Hot  Topic with Candace, where many crazy  things were bought. I got a white  Vampiric wedding dress and some b/w  striped stockings, which I do say  looked pretty dang good together.  Weird. Candace and I stole away to her  house to beat up The Secret of Mana. We  got stuck and angry, so we packed wads  of things to skip over to my house for  night spending. We had several plans.  While at her house, we had come across  little doodle that was done by (he who  shan't be named). There was evil  cackling, shreding, stomping, and happy  Pagan rituals. Then there was an idea:  it must be destroyed completely. How?  FIRE. <br />
My house: We ran around and ate things  until nightfall, then we casually  nicked some matches, a camera, and a  flashlight, and scooted out onto the  driveway. We worried about the wind, so  we created a little moat of rocks, and  stuck into that the plastic bag  containing our evidence. There were  problems lighting the thing due to the  angle we had to dip the match, so we  removed one side of the moat and jammed  the match into the plastic. Pineneedles  were added to feed the flame, and the  wall was replaced. Candace and I  cackled evilly as we filmed the  ceremony and took a few photos,  fantasizing about what to do with them.  There were some pretty good shots und  films taken. In the end, all that was  left were lifeless ashes. We smeared  them around on the driveway with our  feet, and gave them a good beating,  only to once again return inside. In a  quite discrete fashion. Everything was  back and place, and nothing had ever  been burned on the driveway. SUCCESS.<br />
We'd had another project in mind.  Candace had brought over a  hiliter-yellow wig, which was  commissioned to be emerald green. I  slapped it on her head, combed it out,  trimmed it, and it was a completely new  wig. PRIDE. My carpet had an entirely  new layer, which I scrapped up and hid  in the trash. We were downstairs after  that, snatching up a bottle of green  dye (there was no blue) and a seive  (which we ended up not needing). We  filled up the Barf Bucket in my sink  and squirted the entire bottle of dye  in, mixing it slowly to get complete  equilibrium. I made sure everything was  green free besides the wig, and  wincedat the idea of letting Candace  squirt the wig. I was right. GREEN ON  THE WALL. We had to use Spirit Gum  remover to clean that stuff off, and  some of it is still there (not so  noticable, though). So we let the wig  sit in there all night; in the end we  failed, but who cares. It was fun  anyway. I gave Candace her wig back in  a plastic bag in the morning.<br />
After we had carried out our secret  activity, we moved on to what we do.  Photoshoots. My mom had wanted me to  wear red lipstick and something about  roses with that dress, so I pleased her  for a few shots, and moved onto the  good stuff: Little Dead Children.  Candace had bought some b/red stiped  tights, which when well with mine. SO  we threw on some perfectly lethal  things, getting black, red, and purple  all over the place. Most of the shots  were creepy, deathly, or just plain  interesting. That's what we do. That  went on for about three hours. SUCCESS.  I've got pictures to show youuuuu!! ]]></description>
                <author>~kamelin</author>
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                <title>Run for your Life!</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 15 Mar 2004 20:36:03 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ You've GOTTA read my new AIDS Walk  thing! PLEASE!! ]]></description>
                <author>~kamelin</author>
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                <title>Unf</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 12 Mar 2004 14:53:55 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ NEW JOURNAL STATEMENT HERE!<br />
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Paige said hi again (directed to Marin  and Tina)<br />
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Hey you guys! If you wanna see what the  real Kamelin looks like . . .<br />
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<a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/5785921/">[link]</a> ]]></description>
                <author>~kamelin</author>
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                <title>3D Things</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 08 Mar 2004 17:34:01 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Hey, Paige wrote me! She's not  completely confined, but still confined  too much. She misses you guys! She says  hi! <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/h/heart.gif" width="15" height="13" alt=":heart:" title="Heart" /><br />
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I wanted to direct your attention to a  really nice guy. He needs more  attention. He's a graphic designer, and  does some pretty dang spanky stuff. So  go comment on his thingses! <a href="http://fish-hook.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar"  src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/f/i/fish-hook.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="fish-hook" title="fish-hook" /></a> ]]></description>
                <author>~kamelin</author>
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                <title>Well,</title>
                <link>http://kamelin.deviantart.com/journal/1962391/</link>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 06 Mar 2004 12:30:13 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <a href="http://lastevil.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar"  src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/l/a/lastevil.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="lastevil" title="lastevil" /></a> is who's gone. Her parents made her  leave DA 'cause they thought the people  here were weird ::sob:: It's not gonna  be the same without her, not at all. I  miss an overloaded comment box. ]]></description>
                <author>~kamelin</author>
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                <title>Oh . . .</title>
                <link>http://kamelin.deviantart.com/journal/1958615/</link>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 05 Mar 2004 18:37:56 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Wow . . . she really is gone . . . .  She told me. ]]></description>
                <author>~kamelin</author>
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                <title>All the Comments!!</title>
                <link>http://kamelin.deviantart.com/journal/1951574/</link>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 04 Mar 2004 14:38:47 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Jeebus, you guys, thanks for all the  spanky comments you've given me. Even  the ones with one syllable. Thanks for  the favorites, too. Thanks for THINGS!<br />
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<i>I miss the Panda. I hope she's okay . .  . .</i> ]]></description>
                <author>~kamelin</author>
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                <title>¡Que quínqui!</title>
                <link>http://kamelin.deviantart.com/journal/1934648/</link>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 01 Mar 2004 16:50:17 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Â¡HAY MUCHAS PERSONAS EN MIS PANTELONES! Â¡ Dios mÃ­o!<br />
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Jeez. I might not be on much this week.  I miss the panda. ::sob:: ]]></description>
                <author>~kamelin</author>
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                <title>GOOD LORD!!</title>
                <link>http://kamelin.deviantart.com/journal/1915754/</link>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 27 Feb 2004 13:01:09 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ SWEET JEE-ZUS!! I GOT A CALLBACK FOR  HSPVA!! ]]></description>
                <author>~kamelin</author>
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                <title>Today I am a Mime</title>
                <link>http://kamelin.deviantart.com/journal/1895186/</link>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 23 Feb 2004 17:10:18 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Yesterday I was a mime on the town.  Today I was a mime at school. I HAVE  PHOTOS TO PROVE IT!! Coming soon. ]]></description>
                <author>~kamelin</author>
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                <title>The Leaping Cowboy Twooooo!!!</title>
                <link>http://kamelin.deviantart.com/journal/1882729/</link>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 21 Feb 2004 10:43:42 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Hello!! This is <a href="http://trapt-obsession.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar"  src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/t/r/trapt-obsession.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="trapt-obsession" title="trapt-obsession" /></a>, Kamelin's cousin,  Jub! She told me how you all loved The  Leaping Cowboy and his Swedish bald  guitaring lover-Friend, Sven. If you  really love him, you may check him out  on my page in his second adventure. TLC  meets the road. <br />
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She let me do this, you know. ]]></description>
                <author>~kamelin</author>
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                <title>Spankenstein's Day</title>
                <link>http://kamelin.deviantart.com/journal/1845826/</link>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 14 Feb 2004 17:56:55 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Happy Spankenstein's! Let us proceed  with a spanking by the sea. Awww. ]]></description>
                <author>~kamelin</author>
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                <title>Anybody? Anyone?</title>
                <link>http://kamelin.deviantart.com/journal/1829399/</link>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 11 Feb 2004 16:59:39 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Are you guys still interested in  prints? 'Cause I still have 'em <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/a/animesweat.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="^^;" title="Sweating a little..." /><br />
If you want me to make a print of  something that isn't already here: <a href="http://kamelin-prints.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar"  src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/k/a/kamelin-prints.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="kamelin-prints" title="kamelin-prints" /></a><br />
Just tell me. <br />
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I sold TWO things last time! Hey,  that's pretty good, I think. I mean.  TWO. Not one; not zero; TWO. Woah. ]]></description>
                <author>~kamelin</author>
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                <title>A Dental Cleansing</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 05 Feb 2004 18:27:42 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Awright. So. I visited the dentist this  morning. Okay, lemme start over, this  reads like a comedy routine.<br />
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So I went to the dentist this morning.  . .<br />
Yeah. Okay nevermind.<br />
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The dentist. This morning. I went  there.<br />
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I was supposed to get sealant on my  molars; the old stuff had worn away,  leaving the trenches bare and  dangerous. Of course, I got "the new guy"  on the job. It wasn't a guy though, but  I wouldn't know from over the phone. So  I sat in that godawful chair, and this  lady comes in. She's a clean looking  lady who must have just popped out of .  . . dental school? So was very dainty  in appearence, quite attractive. Then.  She told me in probably the deepest  voice I've heard out of a woman: "Yeah,  I'm new, so if I screw up, I'm sure  you'll understand, right? Hahahahah!!" I  think I sweat a little. <br />
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The first thing she did to reassure me,  it was going to be OH KAY. was tell me  in her grungy voice: "Oh GAWD. My  girlfriend got sealants, and the  #$%#$%#$ things kept comin' off, so I  hadda finally put 'em on her myself.  Not that that worked anyway--  HAHAHAHHA. Don't mind me. Did I tell  you I'm new?" <br />
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So she whipped out the blue syringes,  the pink one, and the black one. I  swear, each one got it's fifteen  minutes of fame on my face. You know  how sealant is . . . a little -bitter-  ? The "blue thing" (the water) fell  apart. It squirted my face. She cussed  out the Untimate Street Slang  Dictionary. A couple words for every  time something "broke". Then I had to  hold the "pink thing" and the "black thing"  while she wiped the spray off my face.<br />
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She finally got to the actual sealant,  but it seemed to break while it was in  my mouth. I got my entire mouth waxed  over, and the right side of my head. I  got some free curses, kinna like fries  with that? She had to re-do these  puppies about three times, before I had  gotten ALL my teeth sufficiantly sealed  off. It ended up being a little crispy  by the end o' the day. <br />
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And I really wonder . . . where did all  that sealant go, if it didn't go in the  trenches? ]]></description>
                <author>~kamelin</author>
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                <title>I be a camper. I be a happy one.</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 01 Feb 2004 18:36:05 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ YESSS!! <a href="http://lastevil.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar"  src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/l/a/lastevil.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="lastevil" title="lastevil" /></a> and I are doing a COMIC!! I  can't believe I said this so LATE. I  showed you guys page three, but you  can't have a page 3 without a page one  or two, can you??! NO. YOU CAN'T.  Unless-- well nevermind that. But  anyway. Go read them! They're on <a href="http://confuddled.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar"  src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/c/o/confuddled.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="confuddled" title="confuddled" /></a> <br />
I <i>LoooOOOOOOOOOOOOooove</i> ]]></description>
                <author>~kamelin</author>
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                <title>Um yea</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 29 Jan 2004 14:50:54 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Jeez, my poem "Come Forever" was in the  favorites section for the poetry, and  all the new comments really ruined my  day. Wow. I feel like somebody shot my  dad. ]]></description>
                <author>~kamelin</author>
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                <title>Heyyy everihbodih</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 28 Jan 2004 13:37:01 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Thanks alla you guys who looked at my  newest stuff! And if you commented, you  get . . . THINGS . . . that are GOOD. I  havva new thing, 'cause I just can't  leave you guys alone. If you WANT me to  respond to your comment, just tell me.  And I will. Or tell me in response to  this entry to comment  . . . on your .  . . comment. Yes. And if you leave a  REALLY good comment in general, I'll  answer anyway. Even if you don't WANT  me to. MAUHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAhooble ]]></description>
                <author>~kamelin</author>
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                <title>HEY LOOK YOUUUU hi</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 23 Jan 2004 14:06:21 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I finally scanned the picture for the  poem "Come Forever". GO LOOK! ]]></description>
                <author>~kamelin</author>
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                <title>OH NOOOOO</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 20 Jan 2004 17:46:53 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I use too many capitals. But that's not  important right now. 'Cause what IS, is  I gotta tell you guysss thaaat  ::sniffeh:: I can't respond to all your  comments on my things ::sob:: 'Cause I  have things backing up like CRAZY. But  I'll be sure to send out a universal  thank you note every time yous guys  comment on something new. I'm sorryyy  ::bah:: I'll answer things 'n stuff,  but I can't keep up with you any more!  ::guiltguiltguilt:: <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/a/animesweat.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="^^;" title="Sweating a little..." /> Thank you so mooch  for all your lovely comments; you guys  make me better as an artist AND a  person, and often times, just plain  entertain me. I HEART YOU ALL (even the  ones who aren't listening, just not as  much)<br />
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~MEH ]]></description>
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                <title>SCHWEET JEEZJUSCH!!</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 18 Jan 2004 21:43:24 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ WAG THE  DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOG!!<br />
Dang SPANKY movie!!<br />
AGREE WITH ME, DAG NABBIT ALL!! ]]></description>
                <author>~kamelin</author>
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                <title>4-3-2-1</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 17 Jan 2004 21:13:20 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Kamelin<br />
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                <author>~kamelin</author>
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                <title>The Only Chinese Haiku in Existance because Haikus</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 17 Jan 2004 06:31:21 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ The distance of the gap between the  children's eyes;<br />
It says there is a sad person in this  world,<br />
But I am not that person,<br />
For I am but a fortune cookie. ]]></description>
                <author>~kamelin</author>
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                <title>YESTERDAY</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 14 Jan 2004 14:45:38 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ YESTERDAY was my birthday (January  13th)<br />
I got many o' thing! Gotta put up  little birthday doodles I did on the  phone.<br />
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I DID IT!! I WENT THROUGH ALL THE  DEVIATIONS!! Now I have to answer 198  of you guys' comments O.O ]]></description>
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                <title>I ate many tortillas</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 12 Jan 2004 17:39:42 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ But that's not important. What is  important, was I have a picture of the  clover picture for you *point* Paige,  and I can't figure out my dad's camera.  SO. We're gonna hafta wait 'til he gets  home around . . . hmm . . . any time  now! I took some pictures of it with  the sparkly star necklace I put  together at the jewelry show, tew. <br />
And as for YOU guys.<br />
Tomorrow's my birthday. ]]></description>
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                <title>HUUU!!</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 10 Jan 2004 21:26:49 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Myehehehehe<br />
Okay. Other than wait.<br />
No . . . okay.<br />
I'M ENJOTING THINGSSS!! Yeah that's new  . . . Yes. Yes, it is.<br />
. . .<br />
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::cackle::<br />
Paiiiiige, I give you candy now:  ::candy:: <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/biggrin.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":D" title=":D (Big Grin)" /><br />
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Random:<br />
Alex, you're not listening, 'cause you  don't do that. But anyway: I'm  mentioning you. Pay me later. >.><br />
I wish I looked like this: <a href="http://bionic7.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar"  src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/b/i/bionic7.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="bionic7" title="bionic7" /></a> Yes, you're  spiffy. Even if you do type like you  have Tourette's.<br />
Specifically this one: <a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/3713617/">[link]</a> ]]></description>
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                <title>UPDAAATE!!</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 08 Jan 2004 19:30:04 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Okay. I currently have 753 deviations.  In fact, you guys, I haven't gotten to  answer recent comments on stuff 'cause  I'm trying to check ALL these  deviations first. If you really want me  torespond on something right away, tell  me in a note. You guys have given me  121 comments to respond to! Oy vey!  ::le stress:: I'm tryiiing!! Thank you  for everything, you guys! <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/h/heart.gif" width="15" height="13" alt=":heart:" title="Heart" /> ]]></description>
                <author>~kamelin</author>
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                <title>An Evening with Paige</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 05 Jan 2004 16:24:29 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Strange day, too. I spent the morning  at the chiropractor (which I had  forgotten was supposed to happen until  my mom told me last night ^,^;; ) So he  talked to me about insurance companies  as he snapped my bones around.  Obviously, he wasn't used to having  kids with back problems, so I just  agreed with whatever he said. <br />
I also got a portfolio book to hold my  art, which I will show it the audition  for HSPVA on the 24th O.o;; ::I hope I  make it:: <br />
My friend Snowy <a href="http://kaeyana.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar"  src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/default.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="kaeyana" title="kaeyana" /></a> came over for about  two hours, and I took a banana photo. <br />
I ended up with a lovely ending sending  little notes back and forth with the  wonderful PAIGE! <a href="http://lastevil.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar"  src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/l/a/lastevil.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="lastevil" title="lastevil" /></a> She's so dang spiffy,  she could fry an egg on the road. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/sunnysideup.gif" width="30" height="17" alt=":sunnysideup:" title="Sunny-side up" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/h/heart.gif" width="15" height="13" alt=":heart:" title="Heart" /><br />
Here was the highlight of the evening:<br />
I was sitting around, editing my banana  picture, when suddenly I saw a dark  thing shoot across the lawn. I said to  whoever was listening, "I SAW A HAMSTER  SHOOT ACROSS THE LAWN!!" So I went  outside to get the hamster, and  coincidentally there was a bible  salesman heading my way. He greeted me  unctously with, "Hi, there. How are you."<br />
I responded, looking at my feet, "---III  . . . havva disease." I closed the door  and locked it. He decided to skip our  house. ]]></description>
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                <title>Crap Snapple Pop</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 03 Jan 2004 13:14:22 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Hokay. So. This: is the spine.  Chillin'. That's a very nice vertebrae,  you might say. WRONG.<br />
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My back always hurt. It got worse and  worse ever since sixth grade. Ya know,  I found out WHY. I went to the doctor,  telling her I had "six" degrees of  Sculliosis. It's not good when the  doctor says, "WOAH, THAT'S MORE THAN SIX  DEGREES." Turns out. One leg is an inch  shorter than the other, and I have to  get a false heel. Now I REALLY feel  old. Oh well, I'm getting of meds for  OCD for a while (I can already tell,  too -.-;; ) <br />
So I got an appointment with a  chiropractor. He was kinna "flakey", as  my mom put it, but he knew what he was  doing, even if he was hokey. It was  just like in the cartoons. I was lying  on a table being popped and snapped and  having my head turned around backwards,  while he calmly conversed with my mom.  Ya know, it felt GOOD. I didn't know my  bones could sing like that.<br />
Then I got an X-ray with a hilarious  character (her name started with an H.)  We both made sly remarks about anything  we could while she had the machine  X-ray me. I had to put my butt on it,  and as we conclude, it grunted with  pleasure and rubbed my butt, finishing  with a final "HUHM!"<br />
Then I waited for the photos to  develope, only to find that my spine  was surreally bent at a sharp angle,  and my ribs and hips were out of line,  and variated. My spine, which should  have a nice curve, is a perfect  straight line instead.<br />
After picking up my jaw, I was put on a  table with a hollow middle. The  humorous H woman set me up there with a  heat control, and told me I "should  start on level one, since I wasn't  *ready* for level TWO." She left, and  after a while I found my back being  licked by a giant, invisible,  mechanical dog's tongue. Scary, yet  satisfying. The scary part shut up  after about five minutes, and it was  just satisfying.<br />
I felt lika NEW man. Too bad everything  has to be around Montrose/the GallerÃ­ a/downtown. ]]></description>
                <author>~kamelin</author>
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                <title>MERRY CHEESEMASS!!</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 25 Dec 2003 18:20:34 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Here's my lo-ve-ly list o' what I got  for CHEESEMASS!!<br />
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*Pre-Christmas: <br />
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a. A base ball from H.A.T.C.H.'s pink  elefant with a false Nolan Ryan  signature(I love baseballs)<br />
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b. My friend Paige<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/h/heart.gif" width="15" height="13" alt=":heart:" title="Heart" /> is doing ~something~  artistic over there ::shift::<br />
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c. A lovely mini-comic "At Death's Door",  starring Death, from "The Sandman" from  ARIIII<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/r/roseblack.gif" width="15" height="18" alt=":blackrose:" title="Black Rose" /><br />
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d. A red and pewter Reni-Gothic  necklace from SNOWYYYY!!<br />
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e. A glass angel from my friend Diana's  QuinceaÃ±era! ::it was excellent::<br />
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f. A bag loaded with b/w M&M's,  Starburst, and snowman sugar cookies  from TIFFANINESS!!<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/h/heart.gif" width="15" height="13" alt=":heart:" title="Heart" /> <br />
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Christmas Morning:<br />
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1. THE SANDMAN SERIES!!! ::heavenly  chorus::<br />
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2. My OWN digital camera!! An HP  Photosmart 320 <<a good thing<br />
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3. 4. 5 DVD's: <br />
                 Neon Genesis  Evangelion<br />
                Chocolat<br />
               Bandits<br />
              Catch Me if You Can<br />
            As Good as it Gets<br />
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5. A Hotwheels mini of THE BAT-MOBILE!!  WOOOOOHOO!! (I like little cars for  some reason)<br />
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6. A crispy fifty! Niiice.<br />
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7. 2 Boheme-Goth style shirts (just  like all my other ones)<br />
                  Red, sheer, cut-out  velvet Victorian flourishes about it,  belled sleeves<br />
         Olden white, gathered tool  bell sleeves and bodice, embroider'd  floural patterns in white<br />
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8. A silk Japanese fan ~oooooooooo~ It  goes BUM when you hitcher face with it!<br />
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9. A big fat box with a lotta drawers  n' such to keep my butt load o' crazy  jewelry and the like<br />
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10. CHOCOLATECHOCOLATECHOCOLATE<br />
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11. A scarf I must have been spotted  oozing over. It's sheer with black  velvet rose patterns all over it (I'mma  sucker for Boheme-Goth stuff)<br />
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12. DIAMOND EARRINGS?! >X2 PAIR< <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/j/jawdrop.gif" width="15" height="32" alt=":jawdrop:" title="Jawdrop" /><br />
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13. A $25 gift certificate for Best Buy  :evil:<br />
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15. hairy socks? <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/e/eek.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":o" title=":o (Eek)" /> ]]></description>
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                <title>I Have One Thing to Say</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 24 Dec 2003 11:14:15 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ "Let's turn the world into a big  coorperate pinecone."<br />
Yes, and that was the start of my  master plan. I managed to pull fourteen  people into it from the shoutbox. (I  was reaching for fifty.) They all were  to "meet me behind the Eckerd's in five  minutes with paper and flashlights". I  made sure they knew Eckerd's was all  for the plan, and so were the  filmmakers of LotR. This campaign went  on from 12 PM to 1 AM thereabouts, and  was a little successful until "Person L"  told me I was annoying. That caused me  to send the whole plan up in flames,  and it was all a lost cause. More on  that later. ]]></description>
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                <title>WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOO!!</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 17 Dec 2003 16:57:36 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I'M BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!<br />
LET THE FESTIVENESS BEGIN!! ::cranks up  the Danny Elfman music::<br />
MUAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAAAA!! ]]></description>
                <author>~kamelin</author>
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                <title>Sorry</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 03 Dec 2003 17:08:20 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Sorry if things are slow for me, I  haven't really had a life lately. ]]></description>
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                <title>De T'ankses</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 27 Nov 2003 09:19:47 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I shall now give thanks.<br />
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THANKS ]]></description>
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                <title>Devious Journal Entry</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 25 Nov 2003 19:52:51 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I can't take it anymore. Life is  leading me further and further away  from what I really want to do. I don't  want to make drawing the main aspect of  my life. I want to act. I WANNA  FREAKIN' ACT. WHY CAN'T I EVER GET IT?!  I. CAN'T. <i><b>TAKE IT!!!!!</b></i> ]]></description>
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                <title>Dr. Faustus</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 17 Nov 2003 13:57:27 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Hmm . . . 666 new messages . . . ]]></description>
                <author>~kamelin</author>
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                <title>WENIS!</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 03 Nov 2003 14:42:23 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <a href="http://wilmahasaplunger.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/w/i/wilmahasaplunger.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="wilmahasaplunger" title="wilmahasaplunger" /></a> BOUGHT EVIL GRIN KITTY FROM MY PRINTS  ACCOUNT <a href="http://kamelin-prints.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/k/a/kamelin-prints.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="kamelin-prints" title="kamelin-prints" /></a>!!!!!!!!<br />
I HEART YUUUUUUUUU <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/h/heart.gif" width="15" height="13" alt=":heart:" title="Heart" /> ]]></description>
                <author>~kamelin</author>
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                <title>¡El Día de Todas Santas!</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 02 Nov 2003 11:10:46 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Â¡Â¡Celebretan!! <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/boogie.gif" width="25" height="25" alt=":boogie:" title="Boogie!" /> ]]></description>
                <author>~kamelin</author>
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                <title>¡Día de los Muertos!</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 01 Nov 2003 13:36:12 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Â¡Â¡CELEBRETAN!! <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/skull.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":skull:" title="Death!" /> ]]></description>
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                <title>OOOOOOOmigoooood</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 26 Oct 2003 14:05:57 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I woke up this morning and there was an  airplane parked on my face.<br />
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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMIGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD<br />
AIRPLAAAAAAAAAAAAAANES<br />
OMIGOD<br />
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Okay, yeah. It's rainy, and I'm hyper,  and yees, and here's the REAL journal  update, yees. O.o;;<br />
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<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/j/juggle.gif" width="31" height="34" alt=":juggle:" title="Juggle" />I'M GONNA OPEN UP A NEW ACCOUNT!!<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/j/juggle.gif" width="31" height="34" alt=":juggle:" title="Juggle" /><br />
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It will be for Rouge CassÃ© only. I  apologize for the slow in that process,  it was kinna interupted ^.^;; BUT NOW!!  It's gonna start oop again. yeaaa. It  will be called . . . "Uber-Femme". . . .  Shaddup, I thought it was kinna funny. ]]></description>
                <author>~kamelin</author>
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                <title>EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 24 Oct 2003 10:10:59 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ OKAYOKAYOKAY<br />
I've had like 97.432 nosebleeds lately,  and lemme tell ya. NEVER BURP AFTER  THEY'RE DONE. Human meat is not tasty. ]]></description>
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