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                <title>'Bout time!</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 04 Nov 2006 23:09:37 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ My computer is fixed!<br />
It's a miracle!!!<br />
<br />
....um<br />
  ....yeah(cough)<br />
<br />
so how the fuck is everyone?<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~karter</author>
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                <title>Jawbreaker</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 23 Jun 2006 22:17:27 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ ... are so damn good they give me wet pants ]]></description>
                <author>~karter</author>
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                <title>mnemosyne</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 16 Jun 2006 20:52:05 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Halifax fucking rocks<br />
nuff said ]]></description>
                <author>~karter</author>
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                <title>new PT job</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 03 May 2006 21:25:06 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I think this has to be my 100th job<br />
Well, we'll see how long this one'll last<br />
Today was my second day and I was ready to tell 2 customers off<br />
This could be fun ]]></description>
                <author>~karter</author>
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                <title>...back from the dead</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 26 Apr 2006 12:48:07 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Ya thought I was dead, didn't ya!<br />
You bastards can't kill me that easily<br />
I've spent the last two months living off <br />
assorted carrion and urine<br />
This zombie will rise again...<br />
<br />
...to subject you to more insane rambling<br />
<br />
(actually my computer's been right messed up and<br />
 just last night I got it all sorted, thanks Bat Country <br />
and papa Karter. God I'm useless on this thing.) ]]></description>
                <author>~karter</author>
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                <title>If you ain't the grand daddy of all liers!</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 05 Mar 2006 22:55:13 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ little creatures of nature<br />
<br />
                   they don't know that they're ugly<br />
<br />
that's very funny<br />
 <br />
                   a fly marrying a bumble bee<br />
<br />
I TOLD YOU I'D SHOOT BUT YA DIDN'T BELIEVE ME! WHHHHY DIDN'T YOU BELIEVE ME! ]]></description>
                <author>~karter</author>
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                <title>I'm chock full of questions</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 13 Jan 2006 16:01:56 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Like have you ever had a strong tasting piece of celery?<br />
Or why is Greg Kinnear such a damn pussy?<br />
<br />
Here's a thought<br />
<br />
   You know how girls can wear those little bikini tops that just cover the nipples. Does it make them feel less exposed? Are nipples really all that offensive? Is there an equivalent for men? Would it be alright if I went out with the shaft of my penis hanging out but not the head? Maybe I could design swimwear for men that's like a short condom. You know, it'd just cover the tip.<br />
<br />
Am I the only one that thinks of this kind of crap? ]]></description>
                <author>~karter</author>
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                <title>Running Dry 2</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 08 Jan 2006 18:32:40 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Been a week now and still in the game<br />
<br />
I'm finding out just how wierd of guy I really am. frightening<br />
<br />
(btw I've posted some stuff in my scraps you can check out if<br />
 you're in the mood for something different) ]]></description>
                <author>~karter</author>
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                <title>Running dry</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 03 Jan 2006 06:58:32 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ It's been 3 days without booze<br />
<br />
362 more to go<br />
<br />
Not a happy man ]]></description>
                <author>~karter</author>
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                <title>-</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 27 Dec 2005 08:45:10 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ R.I.P. Friskey<br />
June 1988 - Dec.26 2005 ]]></description>
                <author>~karter</author>
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                <title>Working's for chumps...</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 23 Nov 2005 16:00:50 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ ...and today I became one of those chumps and got myself a real job. Don't worry slacker fans, it's a wharehouse temp job. Come Dec.23 I'll be back doing what ever comes along and chasin' the pipe dream! Hell I've already planned to take a 2 week vacation from my usual slacking come Boxing Day. I only applied cause I though the ad said "extra help needed in a busy <i>whorehouse</i>". Boy were they surpised when I showed up with a bucket full of douche water and a toilet scrub brush. Anyways, we'll see if I can go a month without getting fired. Wont be easy though, I'm packing vodka filled chocolates and gin soaked olives. Oh sweet temptation how you mock me! ]]></description>
                <author>~karter</author>
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                <title>I'm thinking horrible things about Pamplona</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 23 Nov 2005 15:41:05 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Horrible, horrible things involving the smell of almonds and the taste of metal.<br />
<br />
I'm feeling kinda fuzzy inside<br />
<br />
That's not a good thing ]]></description>
                <author>~karter</author>
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                <title>i</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 17 Nov 2005 22:19:03 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I got the muuuuusic in me!<br />
I gotta let it out!<br />
<br />
<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/r/rage.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":rage:" title="Rage" />  <br />
<br />
phhhhhht ]]></description>
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