http://search.deviantart.com/?q=by:kidmarvelj&section=today deviantART RSS for by:kidmarvelj en-us Copyright 2009, deviantART.com Thu, 31 Dec 2009 23:32:57 PST deviantART.com http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss http://s.deviantart.com/minish/widgets/apple-touch-icon-precomposed.png http://kidmarvelj.deviantart.com/journal/25545671/ http://kidmarvelj.deviantart.com/journal/25545671/ Thu, 25 Jun 2009 16:18:06 PDT joel
I have a very important question for you
did you kill Michael Jackson??
Joel says:
I have his nose now
How much do you think I'll get on ebay?
Chad Sexington says:
it wont last long in the open air you better get it into some sort of sealed container
I had his old one but I left it in the air too long and it reverted back to ooze
Joel says:
I put it in a gurkhin jar
Chad Sexington says:
oh. in that case
20 bucks maybe?
Joel says:
you seen pushing daisies?
Chad Sexington says:
yeah
Joel says:
is good.
Chad Sexington says:
yeah its alright
Joel says:
GOOD i tell you!
Chad Sexington says:
I KNOW
ITS ALRIGHT
Joel says:
alright means mediocre
silly aussie
stop chasing wallabies and start learning your language
Chad Sexington says:
alright means ''yeah she goes alright hey? Fair shake of the sauce bottle cobber''
I wonder if blanket and the rest of the kids will get to be seen in public now
Joel says:
maybe theyll find the dungeeon
Chad Sexington says:
I dont reckon hes even dead the photos of him going to hospital are of a black man
Joel says:
^^
Chad Sexington says:
its on every channel
Joel says:
oh
Chad Sexington says:
lame
lets edit his wikipedia page with crazy facts about his death before they get onto it
Joel says:
^^
he's the illegimate child of abraham lincoln!
Chad Sexington says:
he lived off the lifeforce of elizabeth taylor!
Joel says:
extracted with the aid of thained ferrets
Chad Sexington says:
he fucked children!
...oh wait that one was real
Joel says:
^^

]]> ~kidmarvelj http://kidmarvelj.deviantart.com/journal/24664317/ http://kidmarvelj.deviantart.com/journal/24664317/ Sat, 09 May 2009 07:20:22 PDT Cthuhlu the movie!

Sexy Teen Murder Lake says:
its about gay people
its not good
Tori Spelling is in it

Joel says:
but but but
Cthulhu!

Sexy Teen Murder Lake says:
GAY
PEOPLE
Gay people dont know how to make good movies

Joel says:
disgusting people
it's unnatural I tell ya

Sexy Teen Murder Lake says:
they killed the dinosaurs you know

Joel says:
and jesus!

Sexy Teen Murder Lake says:
[link]
see
4 and a half stars

Joel says:
haha

]]> ~kidmarvelj http://kidmarvelj.deviantart.com/journal/24614534/ http://kidmarvelj.deviantart.com/journal/24614534/ Wed, 06 May 2009 08:13:18 PDT no can sleepy
annoyance
plus

Benji says:
poor baby...

Hernia Pie says:
yes it is poor baby
i have school in the morning
what movie should i watch
bear in mind I tend to go for the trashy b grade variety
preferably with a monster of some sort
will also settle for monkeys

Benji says:
snake island!

Hernia Pie says:
I watched that!
it wasnt quite the isle of snakes I was hoping for

Benji says:
did you? i thought you said it was bad luck?

Hernia Pie says:
for one thing, there was no full frontal male nudity

Benji says:
hang on a sec, i need to go get some vegan chili and corn bread...

Hernia Pie says:
GROSS
thats just beans

Benji says:
you're just beans...
what? too close to the bone?

Hernia Pie says:
sorry I was gettiung me moofie ready to load
though i have seen it like a hundred time

Benji says:
which one?
and stop acting all big when really you're little...

Hernia Pie says:
eh?
little?
whats this you say?
[link] THATS little
AMIRITE?

Benji says:
it's amazing how you have a manhunt example or reference for everything...

Hernia Pie says:
its true
its like a skill

Benji says:
and everything doesn't have to be about our penises...
like...

Hernia Pie says:
like....chilli?
cause you know....I heard someone made that out of penises once

Benji says:
it's 'like' a skill...

Hernia Pie says:
oh its clearly NOT a skill
a useful skill would be grinding corn or trapping a bear

Benji says:
possibly at the same time?

Hernia Pie says:
I grind my corn WITH a trapped bear
takes AGES

Benji says:
very good.

Hernia Pie says:
is that vegan?

Benji says:
you've made me proud today joe...

Hernia Pie says:
one does what one can

Benji says:
yes, unless parts of the bear fall into the corn and then the other parts of the bear continue to grind the other parts of the bear into the corn...

then it's not vegan...

Hernia Pie says:
I thought maybe like...if the bear just breathed in the same general direction as the corn, it ceased being vegan

Benji says:
don't be silly, if that was the case then nothing would be vegan anymore! think of all the directions that bears have breathed in over the years!

Hernia Pie says:
A bear breathed on me once. it was highly traumatic
and by bear I mean fat old gay man

Benji says:
it all adds up joe, it all adds up...

Hernia Pie says:
and by breathed I mean violent pelvice thrusting
*pelvic

Benji says:
did it breath with its cock head?

Hernia Pie says:
there was breathing going on let me tell you!

Benji says:
no no, pelvice gives it a more grip like quality...

Hernia Pie says:
almost a vicelike grip one might say?

Benji says:
an 18 year old did that to me the other night...

Hernia Pie says:
violent pelvic thrusts?
a 20 year old did that to me in the theater last night when I went to see wolverine
I told him to wait till we got home
baZING!
(It was Jay)
Benji says:
i feel weird when they're so young... maybe i should just mail them to you after all...

Hernia Pie says:
certainly. make sure to leave breathing holes in the box yes?

Benji says:
no.
i can see the look on your face now....

Hernia Pie says:
a present!
D :
still. no use letting it go to waste!
*make chilli*
thats vegan right?

]]> ~kidmarvelj http://kidmarvelj.deviantart.com/journal/24525594/ http://kidmarvelj.deviantart.com/journal/24525594/ Fri, 01 May 2009 05:43:43 PDT facebook is telling me to work out. theres like 4 ads on my page right now telling me to get killer abs

Joel says:
mine is more ambivalent
I have bank loans, bible studies and tailored suits

Mantis Tankfist says:
it means get a haircut and get a real job!
also, Jesus

Joel says:
also, pie
I'm watching an infomercial

Mantis Tankfist says:
oooh is it the Mr T flavourwave?

Joel says:
"Linda, gods adventurer in Ethiopia"

Mantis Tankfist says:
Im so in love with that thing
oh....theres an informercial for that?

Joel says:
yeh

Mantis Tankfist says:
what is it

Joel says:
the bible studies thing
Well, I've just completed my post colonial studies

Mantis Tankfist says:
oh. I thought maybe she was some sort of Superhero. Battling hunger, and to a lesser extent, flies

Joel says:
And well, missionaries are fucking lunatics who destroy traditions and the history of others

Mantis Tankfist says:
Australia is a colony

Joel says:
it is

Mantis Tankfist says:
we're all criminals you know

Joel says:
only if you believe in original sin

Mantis Tankfist says:
my great great whatever grandfather was sent here for kidnapping orphans
and making them into pie

Joel says:
same with india, all of africa, south america, etc
really?

Mantis Tankfist says:
yes

Joel says:
did he take a modest proposal seriously?

Mantis Tankfist says:
its how we made all our fabulous riches. Back then it was scandalous, but over time we've decided that he was just a bit of a rascal really
he DID
There used to be a band here called ''Scandal'US'
or somethuing like that
they were so shit

Joel says:
haha

Mantis Tankfist says:
[link] omg theyre awful
I still love this song though haha

Joel says:
this is bad
seriously

Mantis Tankfist says:
isnt it but?
just goes to show what wonders they can work when they put a voice through a computer

Joel says:
[link]layer_embedded

Mantis Tankfist says:
the SAD thing is that they were all winners of a reality show that makes pop bands.
the season before the band that came out was called ''Bardot'' and it had that Sophie Monk girl

Joel says:
tragic

Mantis Tankfist says:
oh and the curly haired ginger in Scandal'us had a solo single called ''ooh ah I lost my bra'' : D

Joel says:
haha
now watch my video
I'm scared

Mantis Tankfist says:
i am
lol

Joel says:
it is deep

Mantis Tankfist says:
its loading havent started it yet
its having issues
oh my
who is he?

Joel says:
no idea

Mantis Tankfist says:
is this what you listen to in Sweden?
he has a sweet guitar

Joel says:
it's all the buzz

Mantis Tankfist says:
you know what I think when I look at him?
monkey monkey monkey

Joel says:
^^
not badger badger badger?

Mantis Tankfist says:
AAAHHH her crazy eyes in the rearview mirror!
theres some sweet ass production values in this clip, but I can watch it no longer

Joel says:
^^

]]> ~kidmarvelj http://kidmarvelj.deviantart.com/journal/24426028/ http://kidmarvelj.deviantart.com/journal/24426028/ Sat, 25 Apr 2009 10:48:35 PDT go on my facebook the new haloween 2 trailer is on it

Jay McCool says:
yeah seen it the other day
is totes shit

Evil Harry Dread says:
as if you did

Jay McCool says:
whats the deal with zombies wife being albino

Evil Harry Dread says:
shes mrs vorhees

Jay McCool says:
lol
i think he must have liked the curse of michael myers cause i think he is introducing the brotherhood of the thorne

Evil Harry Dread says:
no I dont think thats what he's doing at all

Jay McCool says:
well its some cult thingy

Evil Harry Dread says:
I think he's just batshit crazy

Jay McCool says:
rob zombie? yeah
lol

Evil Harry Dread says:
I heard that this one time this guy went to the cemetary in New Orleans and they saw Rob Zombie there and he totally dug up some guys corspe and had sex with the eye sockets

Jay McCool says:
eww

Evil Harry Dread says:
Thats how he rolls
We're going to see it though right

Jay McCool says:
yeah
still will hate it

Evil Harry Dread says:
I dunno I liked the first one
or the 9th one
whatever
Did you know they were going to Michael Myers VS Pinhead if Freddy VS Jason did well

Jay McCool says:
it had its moments. i just hate the fact that zombie has given reasons for michael is to a killer

Evil Harry Dread says:
they were going to call it ''Helloween''

Jay McCool says:
lol

Evil Harry Dread says:
no Im serious
everything I read on the internet machine is for serious
[link] See

Jay McCool says:
yeh i just googled it

Evil Harry Dread says:
What they should make is Leatherface VS Jason
though they already did in comics, and they made them brothers which is totes gay

Jay McCool says:
lol

Evil Harry Dread says:
I want to see House on Sorority Row
download it
is Star Trek out this week?

Jay McCool says:
no
may 6

Evil Harry Dread says:
oh

Jay McCool says:
or something

Evil Harry Dread says:
I want to sex the guy that plays Kirk

Jay McCool says:
he looks like dexter

Evil Harry Dread says:
no Dexter is a Ming
The guy that plays Kirk is hot sex
you can sex Picard

Jay McCool says:
who

Evil Harry Dread says:
from Next Generation
Professor Xavier

Jay McCool says:
eww

Evil Harry Dread says:
Make it so!

]]> ~kidmarvelj http://kidmarvelj.deviantart.com/journal/24161212/ http://kidmarvelj.deviantart.com/journal/24161212/ Fri, 10 Apr 2009 08:41:05 PDT
wtf
why is the girl from my girl on 30 rock

12 league boobs says:

she aint

Jay McCool says:
yes she is

12 league boobs says:
who she be

Jay McCool says:
she was in a bit part who Liz fired

12 league boobs says:
that chick was black
and asian
she was chinegro

Jay McCool says:
no

12 league boobs says:
whatever
shes in that movie
um
about the car that runs on blood
where shes all ''so why dont you think about that when you go home and write a haiku about my box''
blood car
or hell car

Jay McCool says:

shut up

12 league boobs says:

or hellblood fuel car
no Im serious she was

Prom Night Dumpster Baby says:

[link] Blooooooood Car *spooky voice*
see. Anna Chlumsky.

Jay McCool says:

yeah and she was just in 30 rock

Prom Night Dumpster Baby says:

Why are you trying to destroy me

Jay McCool says:

because you're weak

Prom Night Dumpster Baby says:
eat shit muffins

]]> ~kidmarvelj http://kidmarvelj.deviantart.com/journal/24022735/ http://kidmarvelj.deviantart.com/journal/24022735/ Thu, 02 Apr 2009 12:31:46 PDT god
fucking facebook
you know
sometimes
I just want to comment on some people thousands of photos of their children
''your baby is not interesting''
anyway. shower
cya

Joel says:
or "i'd hit that"

Johnny Lee Wombat says:
hahahahahahha I DARE YOU

Joel says:
^^
I will
I so will
btw, what is your pw?

Johnny Lee Wombat says:
JoeLuvah92

Joel says:
^^

]]> ~kidmarvelj http://kidmarvelj.deviantart.com/journal/23462317/ http://kidmarvelj.deviantart.com/journal/23462317/ Sun, 01 Mar 2009 02:39:15 PST how did the poon hunt go?

Kyle ||| Afghanistanimation says:
oh

Kyle ||| Afghanistanimation says:
quite unlucky

Bud the C.H.U.D. says:
was it a date?

Kyle ||| Afghanistanimation says:
when??

Bud the C.H.U.D. says:
before

Bud the C.H.U.D. says:
I said hows things

Bud the C.H.U.D. says:
and you said ''I must find poon'' or something of the sort and went offline

Kyle ||| Afghanistanimation says:
ohhhh

Kyle ||| Afghanistanimation says:
that was thursday

Kyle ||| Afghanistanimation says:
haha

Kyle ||| Afghanistanimation says:
went to iq again

Bud the C.H.U.D. says:
ah yes

Bud the C.H.U.D. says:
was it...fun?

Kyle ||| Afghanistanimation says:
oh...it was ok

Kyle ||| Afghanistanimation says:
the music was pretty shit

Bud the C.H.U.D. says:
I tell you what else was pretty shit

Bud the C.H.U.D. says:
N.E.R.D live

Kyle ||| Afghanistanimation says:
oh really?

Kyle ||| Afghanistanimation says:
one of my friends said they were awesome!!

Bud the C.H.U.D. says:
on the plus side I DID see a guy get a cavity searched in the middle of the street outside the festival at the end of the night

Bud the C.H.U.D. says:
so yay

Bud the C.H.U.D. says:
no they were absolute rubbish

Bud the C.H.U.D. says:
music was too slow

Bud the C.H.U.D. says:
Basement Jaxx however, were AWESOME

Kyle ||| Afghanistanimation says:
ahhh yes

Bud the C.H.U.D. says:
the singing chicks changed outfits SIX times

Bud the C.H.U.D. says:
and you know how the gays love a costume change

Kyle ||| Afghanistanimation says:
oh were there feathers?

Bud the C.H.U.D. says:
there were in fact feathers

Bud the C.H.U.D. says:
it was a massive black chick and a thin black chick

Bud the C.H.U.D. says:
the fat one did a cartwheel

Kyle ||| Afghanistanimation says:
WHOA

Kyle ||| Afghanistanimation says:
thats worth seeing

Bud the C.H.U.D. says:
Also there was a douchey guy wearing nothing but short shorts and someone pinned him down, ripped off the short shorts and threw them over the fence

Bud the C.H.U.D. says:
GOLD

Kyle ||| Afghanistanimation says:
HAHA

Kyle ||| Afghanistanimation says:
what did he do??

Bud the C.H.U.D. says:
OH and I saw a midget that looked like Mrs Potato head in a gold spandex singlett

Bud the C.H.U.D. says:
he jumped the fence to retrieve them

Bud the C.H.U.D. says:
I wonder if he got back in

Kyle ||| Afghanistanimation says:
LOL

Bud the C.H.U.D. says:
the total midget count for the day was 6

Kyle ||| Afghanistanimation says:
holy crap

Kyle ||| Afghanistanimation says:
why were they all out in force?

Bud the C.H.U.D. says:
I think its just a ratio thing

Bud the C.H.U.D. says:
there was 30,000 people there

Bud the C.H.U.D. says:
so in all likely hood there were MORE midgets I just didnt see them

Bud the C.H.U.D. says:
That being said I DID see some midget boobs so the day was pretty much a win

]]> ~kidmarvelj http://kidmarvelj.deviantart.com/journal/23381285/ http://kidmarvelj.deviantart.com/journal/23381285/ Tue, 24 Feb 2009 13:06:02 PST
]]> ~kidmarvelj http://kidmarvelj.deviantart.com/journal/23283314/ http://kidmarvelj.deviantart.com/journal/23283314/ Thu, 19 Feb 2009 05:04:59 PST did you have the milo guy at your school? that put milo on his dick and got the dog to lick it off?

jake says:
Nope.

Zardoz says:
shame

jake says:
We had the peanut butter guy.

Zardoz says:
ah

Zardoz says:
did you have test tube girl?

jake says:
Girl who fucked a test tube full of eels and gave birth to eel-people?

Zardoz says:
oh god i wish

Zardoz says:
no girl who was masturbating with test tube in science class and then when science teacher asks what shes doing she gets surprised and shuts her legs real fast

Zardoz says:
smash in vagoo

Zardoz says:
though eel people would be AWESOME

jake says:
Did tat actually happen.

Zardoz says:
you know I have no idea

Zardoz says:
I think its like the razor blades in the apple or whatever

Zardoz says:
THOUGH i heard another one that happened 'apparently' at peppermint park, this fun park in...um...port Maquarie

Zardoz says:
and someone broke in over night and put raxorblades on the water slide

Zardoz says:
*razorblades

jake says:
Owie?

Zardoz says:
well yeah cause youd keep sliding...like even if it was one itd cut your whole body

Zardoz says:
the pool filled with blood

Zardoz says:
BLOOD POOL

jake says:
A NEW HORROW MOVIE.

Zardoz says:
There's a horror movie called the Pool

Zardoz says:
they shot it in Prague

Zardoz says:
with Prague people

Zardoz says:
and Isla Fischer oddly enough

Zardoz says:
in like 2001

Zardoz says:
its like scream. In a pool.

jake says:
Slashing in the water.

Zardoz says:
the killer guy looked quite cool. had some sort of skullmask.

Zardoz says:
and they all had sexy bathing suits.

Zardoz says:
OH and he shoved a knife through a water slide and a girl was sliding down and it got her Vagoo.

jake says:
VAGOO.

Zardoz says:
which was totally unrelated to what I heard about Peppermint park when I was 10

Zardoz says:
haha yeah Vagoo is my word of the night

Zardoz says:
BLOOD VAGOO

Zardoz says:
now THATS a movie I would watch

jake says:
VAGOOEY.

Zardoz says:
Vagooey sounds like a cute name for the Clap

jake says:
Well, we gotta copyright it.

Zardoz says:
Done and Done

]]> ~kidmarvelj http://kidmarvelj.deviantart.com/journal/23114637/ http://kidmarvelj.deviantart.com/journal/23114637/ Tue, 10 Feb 2009 03:55:59 PST is your boyfriend Jay?

Joe Schmoe says:
yes

Joe Schmoe says:
I believe I've told you that numerous times

Benji says:
I thought you meant the Melbourne Jay...

Joe Schmoe says:
oh dear god no

Joe Schmoe says:
meanwhile...he isnt talking to me again

Benji says:
and Joe, we've been over me pretending to be your boyfriend... it wouldn't work out for either of us....

Benji says:
did you fuck his mother this time?

Joe Schmoe says:
no it certainly wouldnt

Joe Schmoe says:
no

Joe Schmoe says:
you know how things appear to be burning quite frequently in victoria?

Benji says:
why yes.... I am here after all joe....

Joe Schmoe says:
Well I said 'hello Jay. How are you today. Are you on Fire?'

Benji says:
did you fuck the fire?

Joe Schmoe says:
or something to that effect

Joe Schmoe says:
I tried let me tell you

Joe Schmoe says:
anyway, he was all 'MY AUNTIE NEARLY DIED'

Benji says:
well I find that relatively funny...

Joe Schmoe says:
as do I

Benji says:
oh... well, I don't know much about my aunties.... maybe thats the diff...
Joe Schmoe says:
yes but a: how was I to know his Auntie nearly became a crispy strip

Benji says:
maybe by askng first?

Joe Schmoe says:
and b: I clearly would have asked him if he was on fire even if I did know. he's just too sensitive about fire and fire related issues

Benji says:
I know I always keep the fact that you're insensitive firmly in mind...

Joe Schmoe says:
anyway...my reply was 'Well ok Captain Snappy. you get back to me when you have a little less sand in your cooze"

Joe Schmoe says:
which was VERY sensitive

Benji says:
maybe you should have referenced his aunty again....

Joe Schmoe says:
well I was intending to, but you know how I get

]]> ~kidmarvelj http://kidmarvelj.deviantart.com/journal/23053836/ http://kidmarvelj.deviantart.com/journal/23053836/ Sat, 07 Feb 2009 04:56:09 PST at the start of this movie...this chick...the monster ripped off her head, and ate it and pooed it out

Joe Schmoe says:
and you see him pooing out her head

Jay says:
haha

Joe Schmoe says:
like its ass hole

Jay says:
eww

Joe Schmoe says:
I know

Joe Schmoe says:
its heaps annoying movie cause like....lights keep flashing on and off and like....its all jump cut editing and shit

Joe Schmoe says:
I can barely get whats happening

Joe Schmoe says:
the head pooing was in daylight though

Joe Schmoe says:
hahahahahahahhaahahaha OMG

Joe Schmoe says:
this movie

Joe Schmoe says:
omg

Joe Schmoe says:
so its the last scene

Joe Schmoe says:
and all that's left are this old man and this chick, and he's like 'we gotta repopulate the earth, we gotta start fucking'

Joe Schmoe says:
AND A GIANT ROBOT WALKS BY AND STOMPS ON HER!!!!

Joe Schmoe says:
so random

Joe Schmoe says:
like

Jay says:
lol

Joe Schmoe says:
WTF?!?!

Joe Schmoe says:
ROBOT?!?!

]]> ~kidmarvelj http://kidmarvelj.deviantart.com/journal/22986288/ http://kidmarvelj.deviantart.com/journal/22986288/ Tue, 03 Feb 2009 15:15:28 PST
]]> ~kidmarvelj http://kidmarvelj.deviantart.com/journal/22444841/ http://kidmarvelj.deviantart.com/journal/22444841/ Wed, 07 Jan 2009 01:22:15 PST
You are jealous and you know it.

That is all.

]]> ~kidmarvelj http://kidmarvelj.deviantart.com/journal/22350733/ http://kidmarvelj.deviantart.com/journal/22350733/ Fri, 02 Jan 2009 09:48:56 PST I DONT UNDERSTAND WHO THE KILLER IS IN THIS FUCKING MOVIE BECAUSE ITS ONE OF THE TWO GUYS THAT I THOUGHT WERE THE SAME GUY IN THE LAST ONE AND I STILL HAVENT FIGURED IT OUT AND NOW I FEEL DUMB
El Rancidio says:
lol
Jai says:
caps much
El Rancidio says:
i was yelling
Jai says:
well meh
Jai says:
lol
El Rancidio says:
but hello new status update
El Rancidio says:
lol
El Rancidio says:
nah Im leaving my status as is cause I think its funny lol
Jai says:
lol



El Rancidio says:
WHAT IS THE POINT OF THIS FUCKING MOVIE
Jai says:
there isnt one
El Rancidio says:
its just gay and lame
El Rancidio says:
have you seen 2?
Jai says:
nup
El Rancidio says:
oh
Jai says:
may have dunno
El Rancidio says:
theres this bit where the chick from Becker like...they have to get some key from a pit of needles, like drug needles and they throw her in there and she has to crawl around in them
El Rancidio says:
freaks me out
Jai says:
yeh I have seen that one
El Rancidio says:
I like the chick from birds of prey that plays the female cop
El Rancidio says:
I love birds of prey
El Rancidio says:
oooh download it for me
El Rancidio says:
haha
Jai says:
meh




El Rancidio says:
WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON IN THIS FUCKING MOVIE THE JIGSAW GUY IS THERE IN THE ELEVATOR BUT HE DIED 2 MOVIES AGO THIS IS ANNOYING AND GAY
El Rancidio says:
oh parts of it are a flashback
El Rancidio says:
or something
El Rancidio says:
WELL AT LEAST MAKE THE SCREEN GO ALL WOBBLY
Jai says:
lol
El Rancidio says:
maybe its a prequel

El Rancidio Del Super Beasto says:
GOD THIS MOVIE IS STUPID....
Jai says:
turn it off then
El Rancidio Del Super Beasto says:
I hate that gay fucking puppet
El Rancidio Del Super Beasto says:
no its only got half an hour left



El Rancidio Del Super Beasto says:
you know what I love...when a movie is so confusing you have to use wikipedia to figure it out
El Rancidio Del Super Beasto says:
LIKE THIS SHIT
Jai says:
unwucky
El Rancidio Del Super Beasto says:
ok Tuola
Jai says:
lol
El Rancidio Del Super Beasto says:
spastic
El Rancidio Del Super Beasto says:
this movie
El Rancidio Del Super Beasto says:
is spastic
Jai says:
stop bitching and turn it off
El Rancidio Del Super Beasto says:
you stop bitching and eat all the dicks
El Rancidio Del Super Beasto says:
I dont have anything else to watch
El Rancidio Del Super Beasto says:
I wanted to watch a horror movie

El Rancidio Del Super Beasto says:
hey guess what?
Jai says:
what
El Rancidio Del Super Beasto says:
this movie is fucking spaz
El Rancidio Del Super Beasto says:
lol
Jai says:
lol
El Rancidio Del Super Beasto says:
and yeah its set up for a sequel
El Rancidio Del Super Beasto says:
cause there's survivors , and the killer is still alive
Jai says:
and you'll prob watch that too
El Rancidio Del Super Beasto says:
yeah
El Rancidio Del Super Beasto says:
YEAH
Jai says:
and bitch and moan aswell
El Rancidio Del Super Beasto says:
SO
El Rancidio Del Super Beasto says:
I want to watch Cloverfield again
El Rancidio Del Super Beasto says:
have you got that?
Jai says:
I do actually
El Rancidio Del Super Beasto says:
bring it over
Jai says:
k
El Rancidio Del Super Beasto says:
cause that giant fish monkey thing...the monster...it really gets me going if you know what I mean
El Rancidio Del Super Beasto says:
haha
El Rancidio Del Super Beasto says:
tentacle rape
El Rancidio Del Super Beasto says:
eww
Jai says:
lol
El Rancidio Del Super Beasto says:
god...they just make up ridiculously complex twists as an excuse to be gross
El Rancidio Del Super Beasto says:
your life story I SUPPOSE
El Rancidio Del Super Beasto says:
haha
El Rancidio Del Super Beasto says:
ZING
Jai says:
lol
El Rancidio Del Super Beasto says:
ew gross their hands are all munto cause they had to shove their arms in saw blades to fill up this thing with blood to open a door...and theyre cut down to like the elbow lol
El Rancidio Del Super Beasto says:
grody
El Rancidio Del Super Beasto says:
like down the middle
El Rancidio Del Super Beasto says:
my good hand! take my good hand!
Jai says:
lol
Jai says:
why not just piss in the thing
El Rancidio Del Super Beas... ]]> ~kidmarvelj http://kidmarvelj.deviantart.com/journal/21087119/ http://kidmarvelj.deviantart.com/journal/21087119/ Mon, 20 Oct 2008 21:09:59 PDT epper says:
[link] this is your husband

Jai says:
your husband is the thing from weird science

Dash O'epper says:
yes...my husband is computer genie lady
]
Dash O'epper says:
that they made with a microwave and a barbie doll

Jai says:
yeah well you're adopted

Dash O'epper says:
oooh...burn...

Dash O'epper says:
...I can't believe a: Im still watching this fat kid go on about his DVDs, and 2: I know all the movies.

Dash O'epper says:
Also, his hair is awesome

Jai says:
lol

Dash O'epper says:
he's like Prince Valiants pissed off nerdy brother that lives in the dungeon and eats catering bags of
cheetos

Jai says:
so in other words he is the 300 kilo version of you

Dash O'epper says:
Essentially

Dash O'epper says:
however my hair has blonde streaks

]]> ~kidmarvelj http://kidmarvelj.deviantart.com/journal/21077744/ http://kidmarvelj.deviantart.com/journal/21077744/ Mon, 20 Oct 2008 11:04:52 PDT epper says:
should i give indiana jones 4 another chance?
jake says:
Ehh?
jake says:
Oh.
Dash O'epper says:
or is it as bad as I first thought
jake says:
Sure.
jake says:
Have you seen it before?
Dash O'epper says:
yeah
jake says:
Hm, well, it got decent reviews, so you might as well.
Dash O'epper says:
mmm...Im that desperate for something to watch Ill rewatch something
jake says:
Watch something good, then.
jake says:
Like, The Crow.
jake says:
Or Tekkonkinkreet.
Dash O'epper says:
ive seen the Crow a ballion times
Dash O'epper says:
Im watching Sword of the Stranger
Dash O'epper says:
anime
jake says:
Ohh, so is Tekkonkinkreet.
Dash O'epper says:
welllll ive already started watching this
jake says:
Well, fine!
Dash O'epper says:
though its yet to grab me
jake says:
What's that movie about the girl who gets turned into an old lady? Is it Spirited Away?
Dash O'epper says:
howls moving castle
jake says:
THAT'S the one.
jake says:
Now I just have to see Laputa: Castle in the Sky.
Dash O'epper says:
thats my favorite of them
jake says:
Dangit, I should have gotten it last week.
jake says:
I saw it and I was like, "Are they just banking in on these crazy-castle stories?" then when I was watching Tekkonkinkreet I watched he preview.
Dash O'epper says:
its reeeeallly good
Dash O'epper says:
but watch it with japanese subs otherwise you have to listen to James Van Der Beek the whole movie
Dash O'epper says:
hate the Beek
jake says:
... God-damn, does he voice the main kid?
jake says:
Or I'll watch with the subtitles and be none-the-wiser.
Dash O'epper says:
yeah the main kid
jake says:
Now I'll imagine him with bushy eyebrows.
Dash O'epper says:
and an immense forehead
jake says:
Fantastic!
Dash O'epper says:
finally found something I can be bothered watching
jake says:
What?
Dash O'epper says:
The Girl Next Door
Dash O'epper says:
not the porn star one
Dash O'epper says:
a different one
jake says:
Damn.
jake says:
I liked the porn star one.
Dash O'epper says:
me too
Dash O'eppe... ]]> ~kidmarvelj http://kidmarvelj.deviantart.com/journal/20902775/ http://kidmarvelj.deviantart.com/journal/20902775/ Thu, 09 Oct 2008 09:17:08 PDT o_0

]]> ~kidmarvelj http://kidmarvelj.deviantart.com/journal/20544702/ http://kidmarvelj.deviantart.com/journal/20544702/ Wed, 17 Sep 2008 20:33:26 PDT fuck me

Ich sage:
I'm never fucking drinking again

Ich sage:
farrrrrrrrrrrrrrkkkkkkkkkkk

ToO bAd sagt:
alco

Ich sage:
junky

Ich sage:
seriously

Ich sage:
never ever ever again

Ich sage:
omg

Ich sage:
jesus

Ich sage:
what are you doing anyway?

ToO bAd sagt:
just woke up

ToO bAd sagt:
went out last night

Ich sage:
ah

ToO bAd sagt:
feeling odd

Ich sage:
were you as rancid as I?
why odd?

ToO bAd sagt:
dunno

ToO bAd sagt:
have not really moved yet

Ich sage:
you know how drunk I was on tuesday night, right?

Ich sage:
I had like 3 hours sleep and we went to the uni to hold a greens stall, and Bree was all "lets have a vodka"

Ich sage:
so we bought a bottle

Ich sage:
fucking drank that, bought another 1.25 liter bottle

Ich sage:
drank that aswell

Ich sage:
and I was all "Im gonna go to rabbits!"

Ich sage:
my friend

Ich sage:
so I did

Ich sage:
think I like...did a runner on the cab I dunno

ToO bAd sagt:
[link]

Ich sage:
then was fucking MUNTED drunk stumbling around northcotte

Ich sage:
and fucking walking over the tops of cars and shit

Ich sage:
and putting fucking wheelybins in the middle of streets where there was totes heaps of cars

Ich sage:
omg

ToO bAd sagt:
shit man

ToO bAd sagt:
thats funny

Ich sage:
I was fucking WRONG

Ich sage:
lol

Ich sage:
at one point I was like

Ich sage:
in this building site holding myself up on poles and falling over EVERYWHERE

Ich sage:
and I went to rabbits eventually and my hands were covered in blood

Ich sage:
so I stayed there for like

Ich sage:
I dunno

Ich sage:
10 minutes and stumbled back to brunswick and was being a cunt the whole way home

Ich sage:
on my own mind you

ToO bAd sagt:
haha

ToO bAd sagt:
no more grog for you then

ToO bAd sagt:
just do dingas

Ich sage:
and fucking Sam was at Brees the whole time but we weren't really talking to each other cause he was having a "josh day" with another friend

Ich sage:
OH

Ich sage:
AND

Ich sage:
Bree and I were fucking sitting in her fucking chicken coop making friends with her chickens

Ich sage:
farrrrrrrrrrrkkkkkkkkkkkk

ToO bAd sagt:
right now

ToO bAd sagt:
?

Ich sage:
no yeaterday afternon

Ich sage:
Im sober now but feel rancid

Ich sage:
last night was fucking SCARY

ToO bAd sagt:
lol

Ich sage:
seriously!

Ich sage:
FOR REALS

Ich sage:
I dont know what the fuck posessed me to get so fucked up. It was like the 48 hour famine but in reverse with gallons of fucking booze.

I was downing vodka like a famished water buffalo.

ToO bAd sagt:
haha

Ich sage:
I might have a beer

]]> ~kidmarvelj http://kidmarvelj.deviantart.com/journal/20518251/ http://kidmarvelj.deviantart.com/journal/20518251/ Tue, 16 Sep 2008 08:42:17 PDT 1:27
this is kettle
1:27
you're black
ToO bAd (MSN)
1:27

lol
1:28
guess what fucking happened on sunday arvo
crybrasafax@hotmail.com (MSN)
1:29

some crap?
1:29
what
ToO bAd (MSN)
1:33

well it was about 5 in the arvo. the bitch of a missus that i dont know why i keep around, decided that after all the partying we did the night before, and that day (all in all i had about 16 dingers, she had about 11 or 12), so we're at my house, she thinks its time to go to sleep. about 30 minute after she falls asleep her mum rings, i answer saying she is asleep, she drank a bottle of vodka today wont be home or dinner (she didnt drink lol - the mum don't klnow about drugs). well after i hang up the fucking phone she wakes up, and goes ohh did you throw water on me. i'm like no wtf you on about. she gets out of bed and her un
1:33
undies are all wet
1:33
and so if the bed
1:33
SHE FUCKING PISSED THE BED
crybrasafax@hotmail.com (MSN)
1:36

hahahahhahahhahaha
ToO bAd (MSN)
1:36

atleast say 'lol' or that shit is wack

]]> ~kidmarvelj http://kidmarvelj.deviantart.com/journal/20294247/ http://kidmarvelj.deviantart.com/journal/20294247/ Tue, 02 Sep 2008 16:39:55 PDT
Prepaaaare for the banality!

RE: So exactly HOW much did you say Craigieburn sucks?‏
From: Wendy Hitchings (Wendy.Hitchings@mailus.com.au)
Sent: Wednesday, 3 September 2008 9:33:35 AM
To: 'Joe Lynch' (crybrasafax@hotmail.com)

...I am writing back to this in my break boyfriend...

xx




--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

From: Joe Lynch [[link]
Sent: Wednesday, 3 September 2008 09:32
To: wendy.hitchings@xxxxxxxxxxx
Subject: So exactly HOW much did you say Craigieburn sucks?



like this much *extends hands*

SO

APPARENTLY

I was drunk or something at the glasshouse? Who me? NEVAH!
meanwhile I can't believe my own form...I wouldve called you but I've had no credit...In anycase...yeah I dont recall one iota of conversation from about midnight onwards...I blame those little happy orange pills....maybe the gin aswell. Im sure his friends tequila and beer had something to do with it.
According to Sam I was all "Im soooooooooo drrunkkkkk Im sooorrrryyyyy" when he called me (I was supposed to go round there when he finished work....)
And the heater?
I want that shit on film.

Be a pal and make apologies by proxie to anyone I may or may not have offended / fallen ontop of

We eneded up at the Peel afterwards where they WEREN'T going to let me in until the head security guard rounded the corner and said "oh thats just joe...in we go young fellar me lad"....so in I did go and slut it up I did do...nothing especially slutty mind, but a cootch was danced....

AH wells....I've never not been one for causing a spectacle no?

So how are we dear?

I'm in fucking Craigefuckingburn for some some job network shit which...hello boondocks?
I went and checked out the new place I'm moving into the day after which shall be refered to as "the heater incident"
Its a really fucking sweet place actually...massive yard and loungeroom. 3 cats, 2 dogs, 2 snakes and a lizard, AND because there's all those animals and whatnot they've got somwe weird crossdresser who comes round once a week and cleans the place AND HE PAYS TO DO IT!
Hilarity will surely ensue...

Sam is still delightful.

Daryl Sommers is not a happy loser.

Stephen is still a right little prick...though now he's taken to talking about which underwear he's going to buy and what his body butter smells like in what is, Im assuming, an attempt to make me forget about the fact that im dating someone so that he can dump me again. IM WISE TO HIS GAMES!

Who invited Steve? That dude's a cunt.

Stabs
x J

]]> ~kidmarvelj http://kidmarvelj.deviantart.com/journal/19856326/ http://kidmarvelj.deviantart.com/journal/19856326/ Sat, 09 Aug 2008 03:16:38 PDT Pay no mind.

]]> ~kidmarvelj http://kidmarvelj.deviantart.com/journal/19731813/ http://kidmarvelj.deviantart.com/journal/19731813/ Sat, 02 Aug 2008 07:57:58 PDT
1: Current lover's father apparently owns $15 million yacht. Acted blase about the whole affair.

2: Ex-boyfriend and absolute love of my life apparently NOT being a dickhead anymore and looming reconcilliation on the horizon

3: Best friend manages to lose phone so badly (without actually moving) that it is eventually found INSIDE the upholstery of reclining chair she was sitting in.

WEIRD.

]]> ~kidmarvelj http://kidmarvelj.deviantart.com/journal/19577857/ http://kidmarvelj.deviantart.com/journal/19577857/ Thu, 24 Jul 2008 18:13:31 PDT [link]
Crunk Juice. Walk it off.

]]> ~kidmarvelj http://kidmarvelj.deviantart.com/journal/19480663/ http://kidmarvelj.deviantart.com/journal/19480663/ Sat, 19 Jul 2008 10:38:52 PDT
"THE historic but not heritage-listed Legacy House in Newcastle sold at auction last weekend to Lake Macquarie developer *********** for $1.5 million,"

WTF?!?!

Im slightly intimidated.

No new arts uploaded as yet but they're on the way.

]]> ~kidmarvelj http://kidmarvelj.deviantart.com/journal/19385431/ http://kidmarvelj.deviantart.com/journal/19385431/ Mon, 14 Jul 2008 07:08:52 PDT I dont like change.
In other news, I have 36 pages of my comic done and ready to go which is sooooo very odd to actually get started on it, Boys continue to confuse, I continue to Confuse Boys apparently, And I have taken to speaking like Shannen Doherty for no apparent reason, giving people her infamous "look followed by thundercack in the distance" and making the most simple things sound bitchy.
"I'm going for a ciggarette are you coming outside with me?!" *infamous look*
It clearly doesn't take much to amuse me.

]]> ~kidmarvelj http://kidmarvelj.deviantart.com/journal/18941667/ http://kidmarvelj.deviantart.com/journal/18941667/ Fri, 20 Jun 2008 02:24:28 PDT Im thinking maybe Ill sell a kidney to pay it off. You only need one right?
Also? Boys are confusing.
But not so much.
BLEH.
In other news, I have muchos arts, but need to reinstall my scanner, so watcheth this space
Peace out

]]> ~kidmarvelj http://kidmarvelj.deviantart.com/journal/18755792/ http://kidmarvelj.deviantart.com/journal/18755792/ Mon, 09 Jun 2008 20:01:48 PDT Starting a new job tomorrow...possibly.
Oh and my Non-Boyfriend Lover Type person is out of town for a week so I'm extremely bored...Hence another Journal of no real significance. Go Team Joeboy!

]]> ~kidmarvelj http://kidmarvelj.deviantart.com/journal/18673476/ http://kidmarvelj.deviantart.com/journal/18673476/ Thu, 05 Jun 2008 04:30:51 PDT I don't think "I forbid it" is exactly the right way to put it.
...
Though "Just don't go getting into a relationship as I still have intentions of sleeping with you" seemed to go over well enough...

]]> ~kidmarvelj http://kidmarvelj.deviantart.com/journal/18508053/ http://kidmarvelj.deviantart.com/journal/18508053/ Mon, 26 May 2008 09:47:16 PDT BUT...
is there any meaning behind someone saying "I think that we've gone beyond random don't you?" in regards to ...uhm...making whoopy?

Because I don't know how I feel about that...

]]> ~kidmarvelj http://kidmarvelj.deviantart.com/journal/18408946/ http://kidmarvelj.deviantart.com/journal/18408946/ Tue, 20 May 2008 02:10:32 PDT Also, I have Quondong Jam, Which makes me ludicrously happy.

]]> ~kidmarvelj http://kidmarvelj.deviantart.com/journal/18110240/ http://kidmarvelj.deviantart.com/journal/18110240/ Wed, 30 Apr 2008 23:13:47 PDT
In any case...Yay for uploads! (finally)

]]> ~kidmarvelj http://kidmarvelj.deviantart.com/journal/17843581/ http://kidmarvelj.deviantart.com/journal/17843581/ Mon, 14 Apr 2008 06:01:53 PDT
*Pissed as a Newt, I quit my job. Looking about for a new one but not to fussed as I have had a few bar job offers to tide me over till I find something decent. Here for another two weeks

*Am able to apply for vicitms comp, for lack of income, up to $20,000

*moving, somewhere one bedroom as evidently I cant live WITH people. Maybe a two bedroom for a studio.

*Going on a holiday to Adelaide on thursday. Seeing old friends, Getting derunk, booty Calling. I need a respite form the madness that is my life.

*Once again, still have no scanner. perhaps a net cafe?

]]> ~kidmarvelj http://kidmarvelj.deviantart.com/journal/17598305/ http://kidmarvelj.deviantart.com/journal/17598305/ Sun, 30 Mar 2008 22:38:18 PDT courtesy of Facebook, I doscover that the boy who I left home for is currently dating another boy who is 7 years younger than me, a Firefighter, and looks exactly like me.

this after months of him trying to tell me that he doesn;t date and really enjoys being alone.

Apparently they've been dating since before I got here, Which I suspected anyway

Tuesday:
Contact Stephen re: the above ...his respose "WTF are you talking about"...Leave work early all depressed and fix myself up with a bottle of Dr. Wine.


Wednesday:
Nothing much happens

Thursday:
Go out...not that great a night...Go to work hungover, Get in trouble for being late and have to sign a written warning saying I wont do it again.

Friday:
Leave work about 11:30 pm on friday, get about 500 meters up the street, Jumped by a group of 10 crackheads leaving the office. They wanted ciggarettes but managed to get my wallet. Left with 4 inch cut on my forehead requiring 6 stitches which the hospital is certain was cause by a knife due to the depth. Spend the next 6 hours in hospital waiting room waiting to get stitched up, But thankful I have reading material as my Full Run of X-Force / New Mutants came from Ebay.

Saturday:
Call my mother to tell her, Am told my Cat that I've had since I was 14 had to be put down as his liver was failing.

Sunday: Am told by work that I am not able to get Workers Comp as "technically" it did not occur on work property, but 500 meters outside of work.
Thus, I have to go to work, Depspite a splitting headache, A body covered in bruises, And an intense need to vomit due to the Pain Medication that I'm on.

Shame I have rent to pay...In a house that I'm still having problems with....

HUG ME I'M FRAGILE

(but not too hard as I'm bruised)

Actually...I'm just really glad it happened to me, Who know's how to block a punch, and not one of the girls who work here.

]]> ~kidmarvelj http://kidmarvelj.deviantart.com/journal/17159100/ http://kidmarvelj.deviantart.com/journal/17159100/ Mon, 03 Mar 2008 04:19:17 PST Nothing much to say really.
Things are going well. Stephen and I are evidently on speaking terms again...so we'll see how that ends up.
I'm being incredibly arty, but have no scanner which sucks, And no time to go to a net cafe to scan which is also sucky.
But I do have a styar fruit, And it excites me. Least for the next 5 minutes or so till Ive eaten it.
Talk amongst yourselves

]]> ~kidmarvelj http://kidmarvelj.deviantart.com/journal/16161849/ http://kidmarvelj.deviantart.com/journal/16161849/ Sun, 30 Dec 2007 04:42:41 PST He's 19, Athletic, Wants me to give up smoking, And makes me feel inadequate. Looks like I have a type.
*shrugs*

]]> ~kidmarvelj http://kidmarvelj.deviantart.com/journal/16004283/ http://kidmarvelj.deviantart.com/journal/16004283/ Wed, 19 Dec 2007 17:36:15 PST crybrasafax:you on a bus...where do I go to book it?
∆-9 \\miss x someone//:whore
∆-9 \\miss x someone//:I think we've left it a bit late now... :S
crybrasafax:for a bus :*(
crybrasafax
∆-9 \\miss x someone//:maybe
∆-9 \\miss x someone//:brb
∆-9 \\miss x someone//:back
crybrasafax:ditto
crybrasafax:work
crybrasafax:CAN YOU FLY THE 29TH?
crybrasafaxops caps
crybrasafax:sorry Im on another screen with caps for work
∆-9 \\miss x someone//:no, that's Dave's birthday
crybrasafax:RAH
crybrasafax:30?
crybrasafax:actually thats cheaper
∆-9 \\miss x someone//:can do that day
crybrasafax:fly 30th and I'll pay
crybrasafax:we added new flights
∆-9 \\miss x someone//:k
crybrasafax:actually wait till I know my paycheck before you quote me on it
∆-9 \\miss x someone//kie
∆-9 \\miss x someone//:I need to buy luggage :S
∆-9 \\miss x someone//:might see if someone has some I can borrow... possibly my mother
crybrasafax:its $240 return
crybrasafax:I can probably do $180-$200
∆-9 \\miss x someone//:that the discount you'll get or something?
crybrasafax:no I mean I can afford like 200
crybrasafax:I dont get a discount as yet
crybrasafax:but I'll pay if you'll let me touch your boobs
crybrasafax:
∆-9 \\miss x someone//:haven't you already touched them?!
crybrasafax:I just need to know my paycheck though cause I dont get paid for 3 weeks after tomorrow
crybrasafax:clearly not enough
∆-9 \\miss x someone//:why?
∆-9 \\miss x someone//:christmas break shit?
crybrasafax:yeah the christmas pay is gay
crybrasafax:they paid us last week...then this week a week early, then not till the 10th
∆-9 \\miss x someone//:that's a bit fucked
crybrasafax:AND like...We get paid right... but if we knock off early or whatever from what we've already been paid, they take it out of next pay, BUT if its quiet they force knock off
crybrasafax:being a casual is gay
crybrasafax:its fucking queer
∆-9 \\miss x someone//:totally lame!
crybrasafax:Im on fulltime contract in a month though
crybrasafax:stoopid probation
crybrasafax:then they arent allowed to force knock off
∆-9 \\miss x someone//:that place sounds gayer than you
crybrasafax:I know
crybrasafax:gay
crybrasafax:totally gay
crybrasafax:liberace gay
crybrasafax:anywho Im on a coffee break
crybrasafax:CYA in 15 x
∆-9 \\miss x someone//:k
crybrasafax:back
∆-9 \\miss x someone//:cool
crybrasafax:Imma hungry\
∆-9 \\miss x someone//:me too
∆-9 \\miss x someone//:going to the Chinese restaurant across the road for lunch!
crybrasafax:Im going to nandos I think
crybrasafax:though my office affair is making me dinner
∆-9 \\miss x someone//:so you started that shit then?!
crybrasafax:uh
crybrasafax:yeah
crybrasafax:lol
crybrasafax:slut that I am
crybrasafax:no he's really nice
crybrasafax:which is odd
∆-9 \\miss x someone//:good for you
crybrasafax:unexpected
∆-9 \\miss x someone//:ah
∆-9 \\miss x someone//:you expected a wanker?
crybrasafax:well Daryl was
∆-9 \\miss x someone//:sounded like it
crybrasafax:yep
crybrasafax:the warning signs were there but I figured I'd give him a go
crybrasafax:REBOUND
crybrasafax:lol
crybrasafax:but no Damien is...nice
crybrasafax::S
∆-9 \\miss x someone//:m,mm
crybrasafax:and we have stuff in common which is good
∆-9 \\miss x someone//:... nice?
crybrasafax:I know right
crybrasafax:weird
crybrasafax:...he's a jock though
crybrasafax:lol
∆-9 \\miss x someone//:how unlike you
crybrasafax:myeah
crybrasafax:not so much like OI OI OI jock
crybrasafax:but like
crybrasafax:a personal trainer that s all like...well built
∆-9 \\miss x someone//:ah
∆-9 \\miss x someone//:so he's not one of the really stupid ones then?!
crybrasafax:nope
crybrasafax:you know I dont like stoopid...
∆-9 \\miss x someone//:good stuff
crybrasafax:...for more than a day or so
∆-9 \\miss... ]]> ~kidmarvelj http://kidmarvelj.deviantart.com/journal/15524711/ http://kidmarvelj.deviantart.com/journal/15524711/ Thu, 15 Nov 2007 18:22:13 PST
So yeah...I now have two magazine quality men pursuing me and I dont know which to choose from. I met them both at the same time, though one is from Adelaide and is coming back to visit me on the 29th (because Im just THAT good) for a few days...Im pretty sure I can keep that casual but myeah...

And then theres "the Daryl"

who was the boy I mentioned in my previous journal. He's soooo fucking hollywood...We were going to go out for like a dirnk or whatever...you know just to test the waters....But then he texted me to see if I wanted to go see accross the universe with him. Which I couldn't do because my friend Rabbit had fenangled me a free ticket to the Killers concert...But then I thought you know, that would be one killer (no pun intended) first date. So I fenagled another ticket and we went to the show and we held hands and it was all very Dawsons Creek...but still quite a random evening...Wasn't even expecting to go see The Killers when I woke up that morning much less go with one of the most attractive boys I've ever met.

We were both like..."is this a date? I think this is a date"...once we established that it was, in fact, a date, We decided upon the ground rules. First Rules = No Fucking...keeping it G rated and all that...It progressed to M (dry humps, dry humps dry humps dry humps...check it out!) but hey...we are the gays. Going to wait till date number four before it progresses to NC17...And then I guess he'd be the boyfriend. Date number 2 is tonight so we shall see...

Meanwhile someone put potatoes in my butter chicken. Annoying.

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1: work :
I now work 2 jobs...One full time the other casual. By day I am a Jetstar customer complaints officer in a callcentre and get to sit at a desk and yell at people all day. Its muchos fun and my office is fag central.
by night I work in a gay bar gay bar gay bar (start a nuclear war).
So I'm basically rolling in it, though working my glorious golden ass off.

2: Home
Naomi and I were approved for the Awesomeness of Awesome Warehouse of wonderful. It is so very uber cool Im pinching myslef...though terribly expensive. Totally worth it.
Also I met a rad girl at work named Rabbit who has a toy collection nigh on as large as my Comic collection...She's thinking of taking one of the bedrooms. It shall be Saweeeeet...

3: Love
I've moved on somewhat form Stephen though I do still think of him fondly. But I'm meeting boys. One named Paul, who ironically comes from Adelaide and has gone back, though he's coming to visit me for a few days on the 29th.
Secondly there's a boy I've been seeing around for the past couple of weeks that is TOTALLY hot. Like Stephen hot in that OMG I want your DNA type way. So last night I thought "If I catch his eye Im going to give him the look"...you know...the look?
Bam
Contact.
We're going on a date. Early days and all that. he's 26...which is perfect. so yes...Behind every Grey cloud is a murkier grey lining.

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]]> ~kidmarvelj http://kidmarvelj.deviantart.com/journal/15198088/ http://kidmarvelj.deviantart.com/journal/15198088/ Wed, 24 Oct 2007 06:36:00 PDT Forget
there's no such thing as Tabula Rasa...
But things can always get better...
Oh so cryptic...

]]> ~kidmarvelj http://kidmarvelj.deviantart.com/journal/15108469/ http://kidmarvelj.deviantart.com/journal/15108469/ Wed, 17 Oct 2007 21:31:31 PDT Joel left me for Sweden Yesterday, And Stephens face is in the window of a salon I pass regularly on the way to work. The poster is fucking huge. I dont know why I bother to look...It just makes me sad. I can't help it though.
He was shallow, superficial, and a common whore but he was mine and I loved him.
I put the emo in emotional yet again.

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Tempah burger, Roti Wrap and a coke from Vegie Bar : $19

Samurai Pizza Cats T-shirt from Dangerfield : $40

Walking down Brunswick street with the worlds most attractive Swedish boy : Priceless

For everything else there's mastercard.

You see these shiney things? These are MY shiney things.
And yes I actually ate at a place called Vegie Bar. Fucking hippies

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]]> ~kidmarvelj http://kidmarvelj.deviantart.com/journal/14706631/ http://kidmarvelj.deviantart.com/journal/14706631/ Wed, 19 Sep 2007 19:33:27 PDT Set it Free
Like a feather
It will be

]]> ~kidmarvelj http://kidmarvelj.deviantart.com/journal/14524801/ http://kidmarvelj.deviantart.com/journal/14524801/ Fri, 07 Sep 2007 00:37:32 PDT New Job
Awesome New House (WITH A POOL AND SPA)
It's all coming up Millhouse
In other news Ive found a shop called "Lord of the fries"...it sells, funnily enough, Fries. Which are fucking AWESOME.
Seacrest...Out

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On another note I drank so much last night, Australia is now out of beer.

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From: Block User
sir junkyy..

myspace.com/junkyprojects

Date: 29 Aug 2007, 06:22 PM Flag as Spam or Report Abuse [ ? ]
Subject: anywhere you move in melbourne i will find you.
Body: and when i do i am going to make you wish you stayed at home in newcastle where mum can protect you you smarmy little faggot. how dare you go to adelaide and pull that shit. your fucking gone, so yeah, come on down to my town, but know that you will not be able to walk the streets without worrying about me finding you, its not that big a town and its certainly not big enough for both of us, so do yourself a favour and go back to hiding under whatever backwoods rock that will still allow scum like you to hang around and stay there.


also, Stephen is now fighting with him via myspace.
*le sigh*

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]]> ~kidmarvelj http://kidmarvelj.deviantart.com/journal/14311863/ http://kidmarvelj.deviantart.com/journal/14311863/ Thu, 23 Aug 2007 23:17:36 PDT I leave for Melbourne...So I guess things are working out. If all else fails there's the backpackers...
I just want to be there already. Anyway...Im going to put myself into a coma for a few days with prescription pills. Thankyou random doctor, and me faking "the crazy"...
CYa on "COPS"
J

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]]> ~kidmarvelj http://kidmarvelj.deviantart.com/journal/14296063/ http://kidmarvelj.deviantart.com/journal/14296063/ Wed, 22 Aug 2007 22:47:46 PDT CONSOLE ME!!!

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]]> ~kidmarvelj http://kidmarvelj.deviantart.com/journal/14053347/ http://kidmarvelj.deviantart.com/journal/14053347/ Tue, 07 Aug 2007 02:24:21 PDT maybe If I go for awhile I wont want to stab your eyes out with a pen knife so much

Stephen - you're covered in a very fine fuzz says:
why am I annoying you?

Stephen - you're covered in a very fine fuzz says:
oh the smoking thing

Stephen - you're covered in a very fine fuzz says:
yea, you're obviously not smoking

Breakin' 2 : Electric Boogaloo says:
Im going to have one now actually


Stephen - you're covered in a very fine fuzz says:
no you won't!

Stephen - you're covered in a very fine fuzz says:
NO SEX

]]> ~kidmarvelj http://kidmarvelj.deviantart.com/journal/14040139/ http://kidmarvelj.deviantart.com/journal/14040139/ Mon, 06 Aug 2007 08:00:49 PDT Oh and that Gummy Bear song/ringtone/whotsit, which is currently playing on my TV. That shit is gay.

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]]> ~kidmarvelj http://kidmarvelj.deviantart.com/journal/13840172/ http://kidmarvelj.deviantart.com/journal/13840172/ Mon, 23 Jul 2007 00:23:15 PDT That being said me likey he and he likey me and SHAZAM Im in there every hour on the hour.
And Im all psyched for my hush hush little project so watch this space.

]]> ~kidmarvelj http://kidmarvelj.deviantart.com/journal/13817298/ http://kidmarvelj.deviantart.com/journal/13817298/ Sat, 21 Jul 2007 05:59:37 PDT lol he is a wok eyed cunt
smittenkitten says:
wok eyed! Hah hah!
I can has Cheezeburger? says:

smittenkitten says:
we are going to find out why his eyes are that way!!
smittenkitten says:
his mate is going to tell us
smittenkitten says:
ally. reading harry potter so fuck off NO TAZ IM NOT GOING TO JAIL says:
ye have you heard the reason why his eyes like that?
smittenkitten says:
no, I've just had a few wines.
smittenkitten says:
no? why?
ally. reading harry potter so fuck off NO TAZ IM NOT GOING TO JAIL says:
haha would you care to hear? its a good story

smittenkitten says:
ally. reading harry potter so fuck off NO TAZ IM NOT GOING TO JAIL says:
supposedly when he was younger he went to his mum and helf a swiss army knife over his eye and said if she didnt get him kfc he would drop it in his eye, and he slipped and it fell!

I can has Cheezeburger? says:
hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahaha'OMG'

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