http://search.deviantart.com/?q=by:klobber&section=today deviantART RSS for by:klobber en-us Copyright 2009, deviantART.com Tue, 22 Dec 2009 16:39:32 PST deviantART.com http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss http://s.deviantart.com/minish/widgets/apple-touch-icon-precomposed.png http://klobber.deviantart.com/journal/24063209/ http://klobber.deviantart.com/journal/24063209/ Sat, 04 Apr 2009 18:43:43 PDT
Anyway, I have a large backlog of art that I COULD upload here so I'll probably get around to doing that sooner or later if I'm not too lazy. If I don't upload it here, I plan on starting a new public art blog soon so I'll probably chuck 'em up there. Again, if I'm not too lazy. I obviously have been and will continue to check my messages here either way.

Also, I've been meaning to mention this for a while because I keep getting PMs about it for some reason, but uh, unless you're a close friend I don't do requests. I especially don't do them if the request involves something I'm against drawing, so anyone who had fantasized about this gallery showcasing Lucas's adventures in inflation had best abandon hope

Finally, even though I was just making fun of it a few days ago, I have a Twitter account now. The screen name is "fromutopia" if you want to add me, and I'll probably update it whenever I upload some art somewhere.

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The monster design was really pretty cool...kinda hard to describe it, I was pretty satisfied with it.

Yeah, I have nothing else interesting to talk about. I'm still doing the Mario comic, it's just been on the back burner lately since I'm getting commissioned to do some illustration work for a friend's website and that's a priority. But don't worry, it's not canned.

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I made it for two reasons. First, I wanted to practice more with comics, and it's less stressful to do that with a stupid fancomic because it is, after all, a stupid fancomic. Not much to lose there, and plenty of room to experiment.

Second, I always liked that Super Mario Adventures comic Nintendo Power ran, and I always wanted to see a sequel to it, but we never got it. So I wanted to make something similar (in fact as you'll see on some upcoming pages, I took some locations and characters directly from that comic), because if you can't find something, then you should make it yourself.

It does actually have a storyline, and Mario himself is very much the main character even though he thusfar has not appeared, so it won't just be a series of random jokes, though I'm not taking it too seriously and there will hopefully be lots of things to make people laugh.

It also needs a title, but I find that naming stuff is easier once you've finished it or are at least further along, so for now it'll just remain "that Mario comic".

There's some other things I want to mention about it but that'd be getting into SPOILER TERRITORY (oh NO!) so I'll save it for now. Until then, I hope you enjoy it.

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What fun fruit roll-ups will I roll out with next?

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I knew he had a reputation for doing unusual gifts that had a lot of thought put into them, but holy crap I wasn't expecting what he sent me. He knows I'm a fan of the Castlevania video games so he sent me what basically amounts to a vampire killer kit in an old wooden box filled with straw. The whole package was made to look ancient.

Inside the box:

- A wooden cross
- A smaller cross pin
- Two cloves of garlic
- Holy water in a bottle sealed with red wax and a wooden cap, along with a certificate on some old parchment wrapped with twine. The certificate says it's really holy water from the Jordan River.
- A WHIP. HAHA. Yes, a full sized whip.
-An old-looking envelope sealed with red wax, with some torn parchment inside, on the parchment it says "What a horrible night to have a curse" in gothic font with red ink
-A vampire killer's handbook by "Van Helsing" with lots of sketches and info on how to kill vampires, etc.

This just has to be one of the most creative packages I've gotten. Seriously the amount of thought he put into this just makes me really appreciative. What awesome friends I have.

As a bonus he included a little 8-bit figure of Simon Belmont from the NES CV game, and a Han Solo PSP case.

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Zack and Wiki is really fun so far, I enjoy it quite a bit. The puzzles are really clever. It's a point and click adventure game with a neat art style. Also there's this little undead musician guy who makes you play classic Capcom songs, like the Wily Castle music from Mega Man 2 (!!)

So yeah it's a really good game and I recommend it if you like point/click stuff or just enjoy a good puzzle. I'm up to the second area of the game and there's already been some challenging stuff so far.

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I've also heard of tablets that display what your monitor is displaying, which also sounds like it would help with doing digital art. I just love doing digital art, especially coloring.

Yeah. Tablets are pretty cool.

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I just wanted to get that halloween entry off my front page

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As for me, I will be doing nothing special this Halloween unless you count playing Disgaea PSP which just came out in time for the holiday. Yeah, I bought a PSP a while back. Am I a traitor?!

Other games I own for it are: FF Tactics, Daxter, Monster Hunter 2, and Metal Gear Solid Portable Ops. All good games.

As for a Halloween pic, I will be uploading one. Oh you will SO be getting one of those, but not just yet. You'll have to wait and see what it is.

Now go eat candy and watch out for vampires.

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DEDEDE IN BRAWL, HELL YES

Oh my god, I am so happy. He was the only character I really wanted to be in the game and he is.

EEEEEEEE

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A remake of Kirby Superstar, for the DS. Kinda lame that they're re-using so many Nightmare in Dreamland sprites but who cares Dynablade looks awesome

Please have wifi co-op please have wifi co-op if it does oh my god

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I'm playing through Twilight Princess again for no particular reason. I like the game, but was always a little disappointed that it was so similar to Ocarina of Time, and I think I hyped myself on it so much before it came out that it couldn't have possibly lived up to my expectations anyway. So I'm playing through it again, and trying to get all the Pieces of Heart this time, even though that "sidequest" is completely pointless and the game is easy as pie.

I really hope the next Zelda game has more stuff to do outside of dungeons...if they had the sidequests from Majora's Mask + plenty of dungeons that would rock. Always thought it was neat how everyone in MM had their own little schedule to follow.

In retrospect, Twilight Princess is the better game, but I really liked how fresh Wind Waker felt. The nautical atmosphere was sweet and I actually liked the graphics, even if Link himself was a bit ugly. But the creature designs and fluid animation were excellent.

I also hope the next Zelda game has orchestrated music, or at least music that sounds orchestrated. This tinny MIDI stuff just isn't cutting it, and music can add a lot to the atmosphere of a game. I beat Okami the night before I got TP and going from that game's relatively epic orchestral score to TP's MIDIs was a little bit of a let down.

Anyway, still an awesome game that I enjoyed enough to play through more than once. And I will definitely be getting Phantom Hourglass, and drawing artwork for it, when it is released. Comes out next month

I also beat Metroid Prime 3 recently but don't have much to say about it at the moment. However: it is enjoyable. And not as linear as previews made it seem like it would be. Still prefer Samus going at it alone though, didn't care much for the Galactic Federation stuff. Great game though, very good controls and music too.

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That is all.

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[link]

There's a few new pages up, made to replace some of the older color ones which I didn't like. There's also lots of concept art and other things on the site so far, a lot of which isn't uploaded here.

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Check out his gallery.

]]> ~klobber http://klobber.deviantart.com/journal/11221067/ http://klobber.deviantart.com/journal/11221067/ Thu, 28 Dec 2006 10:04:40 PST
NEW YEARS IS COMING UP ARE YOU READY FOR THE MADNESS OF 2007

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So I guess I can legally drink, gamble, and all of that now.

Except I don't give a damn about doing any of it. o.o

Regardless, I'm going to the casino sometime soon since I can actually get in now. I doubt I'll spend very much money, I'm mainly going to mooch off their food bar. Lobster tail, all manner of sweets, chocolate, you name it, yummy.

Man, I didn't have a cake this year. I guess birthdays get less fanfare the older you get.

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[link]

Still fixing up the graphics and adding pages and stuff, but all the comics are up and a couple of profiles. I'll continue to add comic pages to the site as they're completed.

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Basically it's a miniature portfolio thing, I print out thumbnails of my art and put them in it. I wanted to make it more unique though, so, I designed it to look like Zetta the book from Makai Kingdom.

And those of you who have livejournal, feel free to add me if you want. A lot of my entries are friends only, and I sometimes post artwork there that I don't post here on DA. ]]> ~klobber http://klobber.deviantart.com/journal/9205372/ http://klobber.deviantart.com/journal/9205372/ Tue, 27 Jun 2006 22:58:34 PDT ~klobber http://klobber.deviantart.com/journal/9073130/ http://klobber.deviantart.com/journal/9073130/ Thu, 15 Jun 2006 03:34:14 PDT
Oh yeah, and hi. I haven't died. I'm still l urking in the shadows, and will pounce when you least expect it!


---COMIC PROGRESS---

The comic is now entitled "Planetoid Penguins", which was going to be the name of another comic, but since this one is tied so very very closely to that one, I'm just giving both stories/comics the same name. I have several more pages done.

The remainder of the comic will be, God willing, in color, and I'm going to try to have it out by the end of June or July. You'll be able to purchase the comic if you're so inclined, as I intend to self publish it. Because I think it'd be mighty arrogant of me to give you the first few pages and force you to pay for the rest though, the comic will be available on the web as well.

This might seem counter productive to some, but I honestly don't foresee making a large amount of money from it at this time anyway. Those of you who would prefer having an actual comic in your hands to read can buy it, and the rest of you can just read it online. The published version will have a few extra things, like some pinart and stuff, and if anyone actually buys it then you can mail it to me and I'll sign it/do a sketch/whatever if you wish.


Do I even know where the storyline is going? Yes indeed, and it will tie directly into a very large project I've been working on for 10+ years now. By this point, all my original stuff is connected, which makes starting out on ANY project relating to them immensely intimidating and complicated. How to explain the mythos of this world without coming across as ridiculous and overly wordy? How to avoid confusing people? How to tackle character development, and the development of the world itself? These are all issues I have to figure out when making these comics, which is why it takes me so damn long. They're scary for me. I can't mess 'em up.

In the meantime thanks very much to the people who have enjoyed the comic so far. It really helps with the motivation...and a considerable amount of it is required being as the project is getting so complicated. Sure you might think it's a simple penguin story, but there's a lot more to it than that as I've explained above.

Wow, I started this entry about ToS and ended up rambling about my comic project. I promise I'll try to be around more often in the coming months, provided my depression allows me. Pleasant something, people. ]]> ~klobber http://klobber.deviantart.com/journal/8586940/ http://klobber.deviantart.com/journal/8586940/ Tue, 25 Apr 2006 22:42:56 PDT
This hiatus may or may not continue, I'm not sure.

In any event, the lack of a computer and internet access has allowed me to recapture that sense of drawing I had in school - that is, I draw more because there quite simply isn't anything else to do.

As a result I have a TON of drawings, some of which are pretty elaborate, and I also finally got off my lazy ass and started that comic. It's amazing the things boredom will drive you to do. And who knew boredom could result in productivity?

Whether or not I continue my hiatus, I will continue to pop on here every now and then to post some comic pages. I know you're all just sitting on the edge of your seat waiting to find out what happens next! Or perhaps it is because your seat is too small.

Oh and in other news, if Nintendo doesn't release Mother 3 over here, I'm going to do something drastic like complain in my journal. ]]> ~klobber http://klobber.deviantart.com/journal/8166369/ http://klobber.deviantart.com/journal/8166369/ Wed, 15 Mar 2006 07:59:03 PST ~klobber http://klobber.deviantart.com/journal/7871428/ http://klobber.deviantart.com/journal/7871428/ Sun, 12 Feb 2006 07:38:33 PST ]]> ~klobber http://klobber.deviantart.com/journal/7755848/ http://klobber.deviantart.com/journal/7755848/ Mon, 30 Jan 2006 20:30:31 PST
BUT I JUST THOUGHT YOU'D ALL LIKE TO KNOW.

I will be the 3rd strongest EarthBound artist.
(you won't get that if you're not an EB fan ) ]]> ~klobber http://klobber.deviantart.com/journal/7625900/ http://klobber.deviantart.com/journal/7625900/ Tue, 17 Jan 2006 00:36:01 PST [link]

Preview!

Not Hocus Pocus, but Penguinia, a site with all that original stuff I do. I'm compiling a list of characters and stuff to make profiles for now, and there's well over 60 so far, proving that not only can I draw stuff that ISN'T fanart but I have a ridiculous amount of said stuff.

That should launch in the next few days, I'm quit pleased with how it came out. ]]> ~klobber http://klobber.deviantart.com/journal/7575595/ http://klobber.deviantart.com/journal/7575595/ Wed, 11 Jan 2006 16:04:06 PST
GET AWAY, ROBOTS! ]]> ~klobber http://klobber.deviantart.com/journal/7525246/ http://klobber.deviantart.com/journal/7525246/ Fri, 06 Jan 2006 09:51:57 PST
Q: Will you draw [insert thing here]?

Very rarely, though sometimes I'm open to suggestion. It's not that I'm trying to be a jerk but I have to actually be interested in what I'm drawing and when people ask me to draw a character or something I don't care about, I can't do it. Also I'm usually busy drawing the stuff I want to draw.

So long story short, I rarely do requests but you can feel free to suggest stuff anyway. Sometimes I take it under consideration. And you shouldn't feel bad about suggesting stuff since I like drawing things people will enjoy looking at. But I also have to please myself!

Q: Why do you draw so much fanart anyway. DON'T YOU HAVE ANY CREATIVITY, BOY?

As a matter of fact I do, and I have a whole lot of original characters, as well as several different stories and stuff I've been working on for 10+ years now. I don't know why I do a lot of fanart, but I draw my own stuff when I feel like it and I'm always thinking about it or working on ideas. I just get these obsessions where I'll only want to draw a certain thing and that prevents me from doing a lot of original stuff. Sorry.


Will you do an art trade with me?

Very rarely, it's usually because I'm too busy drawing other things and I don't trust myself to get your trade done on time. It's easier for me to just not do art trades than it is for me to offer them, because I'm afraid I'd get several and wouldn't have time and end up making people angry.


Will you do a commission?

Nobody's ever asked me for one, and I find the idea of someone actually wanting to pay for my stuff hilarious, but if you're willing to do so then sure. Send me a note.


WHY DO YOU DRAW SO MCUH OLD STFF

Because old stuff ROCKS! I'm one of those people who routinely gripe about how movies and videogames just ain't what they useterbe. I'm an old man already. I also have a bad habit of drawing really obscure things or stuff that absolutely nobody cares about. It's all good, because obscure things need more love, and so do 80s/early 90s crap. Those were the best times for videogamers. The age of the NES, SNES, and the Gameboy...the Gameboy Pocket...I feel sorry for you young 'uns who didn't get to experience that stuff.


YOU NEVER COMMENT

Sorry! Sorry! This is actually something I really need to work on, I keep forgetting to check my devwatch sometimes or I'll be distracted doing other things. If you really want me to see something then contact me with a link. Also know that even if I don't comment I really appreciate everyone who watches me and comments on my stuff, and I don't want any of you to think I'm just blatantly ignoring all of you. Sometimes I will also look at art but be too lazy to comment. It's a bad habit of mine.


When is Hypnotist for Hire going to be finished?? I WAS ON THE EDGE OF MY SEAT AWAITING THE NO DOUBT BRILLIANT PLOT TWISTS.

I do plan to finish that comic...sometime, I just need to get up the motivation.

What about that Kirby comic. When's THAT gonna be finished, HMM?

I'd have to regain my Kirby hype first, which prolly won't be until the new Kirby Gamecube game comes out. Dedede love!

MORE COMICS PLZ

I really do need to work on more. I just have few ideas at the moment, and comics tend to be seen in my eyes as some massive undertaking. I really need to just relax and treat them as a fun project. I'd get more work done that way. I've been thinking about a comic lately, but have no real ideas at the time. ]]> ~klobber http://klobber.deviantart.com/journal/7397542/ http://klobber.deviantart.com/journal/7397542/ Fri, 23 Dec 2005 23:38:53 PST
[insert things of importance here]

Well, that was easy! ]]> ~klobber http://klobber.deviantart.com/journal/7215585/ http://klobber.deviantart.com/journal/7215585/ Sat, 03 Dec 2005 21:00:51 PST
As a Dark Tower fan, I'm gonna miss being 19.

I doubt we'll do anything special for my birthday, but I don't really care. I'm feeling a little better now, but still having random bouts of depression. But I think I can post some art soon, if I get unlazy enough. So prepare for more Gremlins crap that nobody cares about, and ML2 crap which more people should be caring about as the holidays draw nearer. It's a great game, btw. ]]> ~klobber http://klobber.deviantart.com/journal/7199463/ http://klobber.deviantart.com/journal/7199463/ Fri, 02 Dec 2005 00:07:02 PST
Wednesday my aunt aunt died from a sudden onset of internal bleeding. So yeah, I've been wanting to draw, but I'm too depressed to. Mainly because of my aunt dying and because of some other non-related things. I'll try to have some ML2 art or something up soon.

This week's just not been a very good one for me, and my aunt dying so suddenly just topped it off. I actually haven't seen her in a while, but I always used to go to her house for Christmas. It just makes me feel bad that I'll never see her again, and it was such an awful way to go too.

Also, my birthday is this Sunday, but I doubt I'll be in much of a celebratory mood as my aunt's funeral is the day before. We'll see, maybe I can cheer up some by then. It feels weird using this journal for actual updates on my life instead of the random nonsense I usually fill it with.

Man, Christmas was already depressing enough without this. XP ]]> ~klobber http://klobber.deviantart.com/journal/7191041/ http://klobber.deviantart.com/journal/7191041/ Thu, 01 Dec 2005 02:20:42 PST
[link]

And there's another huge reason, especially for me, but...that's a bit more of a spoiler so I won't say anything. Suffice to say one of my very favorite characters returns after a long time of absense. ]]> ~klobber http://klobber.deviantart.com/journal/7149184/ http://klobber.deviantart.com/journal/7149184/ Sat, 26 Nov 2005 12:31:09 PST
I'm finding this way more amusing than I should ]]> ~klobber http://klobber.deviantart.com/journal/7120585/ http://klobber.deviantart.com/journal/7120585/ Wed, 23 Nov 2005 06:31:58 PST
I think I might be able to play MKDS now if my router's compatible ]]> ~klobber http://klobber.deviantart.com/journal/7103201/ http://klobber.deviantart.com/journal/7103201/ Mon, 21 Nov 2005 07:50:13 PST
[link] ]]> ~klobber http://klobber.deviantart.com/journal/7051249/ http://klobber.deviantart.com/journal/7051249/ Tue, 15 Nov 2005 03:30:15 PST
Now if I could only find reference pics of the Colossi so I could draw 'em... ]]> ~klobber http://klobber.deviantart.com/journal/6859869/ http://klobber.deviantart.com/journal/6859869/ Tue, 25 Oct 2005 03:11:11 PDT

The Koopalings are in Super Princess Peach. All of 'em. That is all.

[link]
Pic of Morton if you don't believe me, someone found it while digging through the rom (which is thankfully not playable - in your face, pirates!)

I WANT THIS GAME SO BAD DKFJAS. I just might import it, since an American release date is not yet announced. ]]> ~klobber http://klobber.deviantart.com/journal/6730808/ http://klobber.deviantart.com/journal/6730808/ Mon, 10 Oct 2005 13:59:12 PDT
If it doesn't launch tomorrow, by this weekend, definitely.

[link]

Now stare at bouncing Doopliss until it returns. ]]> ~klobber http://klobber.deviantart.com/journal/6723145/ http://klobber.deviantart.com/journal/6723145/ Sun, 09 Oct 2005 18:13:13 PDT
I'll be doing some PM art and possibly re-launching my Hocus Pocus site in celebration. ]]> ~klobber http://klobber.deviantart.com/journal/6660351/ http://klobber.deviantart.com/journal/6660351/ Sun, 02 Oct 2005 14:12:39 PDT [link]

Hmm.

Almost certainly fake

Dunno what "Nintendo-Next" is though. ]]> ~klobber http://klobber.deviantart.com/journal/6591185/ http://klobber.deviantart.com/journal/6591185/ Sat, 24 Sep 2005 15:08:43 PDT
Inside joke. If you don't get it I'm not explaining. XD ]]> ~klobber http://klobber.deviantart.com/journal/6569303/ http://klobber.deviantart.com/journal/6569303/ Thu, 22 Sep 2005 02:58:37 PDT
Every year around Halloween I have a new version of this pumpkin icon. Those of you really familiar with my creations will also recognize this jack-o-lantern as the face of Count Jackula, quite possibly one of my coolest (and most ridiculously named) creations.

I randomly doodled this pumpkin design a few years ago, with one slashed-up looking eye. Ever since I've been re-drawing it every year for Halloween, and as mentioned above it also came to be the face of Count Jackula (who I will also be re-drawing soon for Halloween).

I'm really in the Halloween spirit this year for some reason. Usually I get into the spirit at the oddest times...once I got into it around Christmas, my avatar on message boards that year was the grim reaper with a Santa hat.

It's not the trick or treating or anything that I look forward to, really. It's just the time of year. I like the fall colors, and the pumpkins and jack-o-lanterns, and the apple cider. Ohgod I love apple cider. And I just really like this time of year. I love the spookiness and the colors and the general atmosphere.

I want to do something special for Halloween this year. Not sure what though. I also want to try and make a real version of the Jackula pumpkin.

BLARRR the Klobb rambles because it's 6 AM and he has nothing better to do and he is seeing the probably-overhyped-but-nevertheless-interesting Corpse Bride this Friday. ]]> ~klobber http://klobber.deviantart.com/journal/6559182/ http://klobber.deviantart.com/journal/6559182/ Tue, 20 Sep 2005 21:46:09 PDT
Like, right now. > ]]> ~klobber http://klobber.deviantart.com/journal/6547194/ http://klobber.deviantart.com/journal/6547194/ Mon, 19 Sep 2005 15:48:06 PDT
No matter what ye be goin' through, ye best talk like a pirate, or Cap'n Klobber'll be slicin' yer wrists faster than goths at an Evanescence concert, harhar!

So talk like a pirate, EVERYWHERE, and confuse the salt out of them lazy landlubbers. ]]> ~klobber http://klobber.deviantart.com/journal/6529329/ http://klobber.deviantart.com/journal/6529329/ Sat, 17 Sep 2005 13:57:24 PDT ~klobber http://klobber.deviantart.com/journal/6517144/ http://klobber.deviantart.com/journal/6517144/ Fri, 16 Sep 2005 02:20:56 PDT
Goddamn TV REMOTE.

I'll still buy the system, and I won't pass final judgment until I actually play it, but goddamn if this isn't the worst controller design I have ever seen:

[link]

Some of the stuff it's capable of is interesting though, I will admit that. ]]> ~klobber http://klobber.deviantart.com/journal/6502374/ http://klobber.deviantart.com/journal/6502374/ Wed, 14 Sep 2005 11:14:39 PDT
It's SO RIDICULOUS ]]> ~klobber http://klobber.deviantart.com/journal/6492942/ http://klobber.deviantart.com/journal/6492942/ Tue, 13 Sep 2005 09:40:21 PDT [link]

LET'S GET RETARDED
LET'S GET RETARDED IN HERE ]]> ~klobber http://klobber.deviantart.com/journal/6356468/ http://klobber.deviantart.com/journal/6356468/ Mon, 29 Aug 2005 03:18:33 PDT ~klobber http://klobber.deviantart.com/journal/3544188/ http://klobber.deviantart.com/journal/3544188/ Fri, 08 Oct 2004 17:23:41 PDT


I should change that 'hate the lot of you' icon, huh? Looks kinda funny when placed next to hers. XD

Go see my soulmate's art gallery RIGHT NOW if you haven't already >

[link]

Then re-read the squirrel post XD ]]> ~klobber http://klobber.deviantart.com/journal/3083004/ http://klobber.deviantart.com/journal/3083004/ Mon, 09 Aug 2004 13:35:56 PDT
I called Cammi at about 1 and we talked for several hours (and the convo almost never died, and when it did i'd fill it up by going kamekamekamekamek heh heh heh).

That had to be the most memorable phone call ever. While on the phone, a squirrel came to the bird feeder.

"I'm gonna scare him," says I, so I ran to the window and screamed HOCUS POCUS at the top of my lungs, the squirrel ran off and we cracked up for several seconds.

we joked about karry some more, and other inside jokey stuff, and there was a lot of kamekamekamekamekamek and daydreaming and stuff n junk n stuff, then I randomly went back into the kitchen and Mr. Squirrel was back.

So I did the same thing again.

"Little does the squirrel know what's coming," I said. And that was true. If only I knew how true.

Me: *runs up to window and yells hocus pocus and taps the glass, only this time THE GLASS SHATTERS INTO A MILLION PIECES

That has to be THE NUMBER 1 STUPID THING I HAVE EVER DONE IN MY LIFE. THE GLASS IS GONE XD

"Well...at least the squirrel got thoroughly owned," I said.

There wasn't really anything I could do about it, so after panicking and saying "oh SHIT" like a hundred times and washing the blood off my hand (got two small cuts on the thumb, one on the knuckle, and a tiny one on the wrist - people are gonna think I'm a suicidal mutilator or something) we were able to get distracted from that little catastrophe enough to GASP SING A DUET OMG

That was awesome I must say, even though I can't sing. We did Pollyanna and some other ones, then I did a bit of the Flying Man song. All Mother songs of course. XD And we did the 8 Melodies, only I changed the "la la la la la" part to "ra ra ra ra ra" since it kinda sounds like that anyway.

Such a magic phonecall. This is why I need to call more often XD

This day is great so far!

The glass man says he can repair the glass fine, so I dunno how much it's going to cost or anything but I don't think it's that bad.

..it was worth it


CHECK IT OUT, FOLKS. KLOBBER SINGS, KLOBBER DANCES, AND TO TOP IT ALL OFF KLOBBER BREAKS WINDOWS AND TERRIFIES SQUIRRELS. ]]> ~klobber http://klobber.deviantart.com/journal/3016151/ http://klobber.deviantart.com/journal/3016151/ Sun, 01 Aug 2004 04:46:03 PDT [link] ]]> ~klobber http://klobber.deviantart.com/journal/2931281/ http://klobber.deviantart.com/journal/2931281/ Wed, 21 Jul 2004 04:31:22 PDT Klobstrosity: I said to them
Klobstrosity: No shirt
Klobstrosity: No shoes
Klobstrosity: no. fucking. SERVICE
Klobstrosity: look, I said
Klobstrosity: I don't CARE that you lost both feet in an accident
Klobstrosity: you are going to wear some motherfucking shoes
Klobstrosity: in this restaurant ]]> ~klobber http://klobber.deviantart.com/journal/2879216/ http://klobber.deviantart.com/journal/2879216/ Wed, 14 Jul 2004 09:45:38 PDT
"AVENGE ME, HARRY!!! SET UP A KOOL AID STAND!!"


"You're weak. You'll always be weak. Until you add more sugar."



(spoilers for the movie)

















And I still think that green gook Harry found in the vials at the end was lime koolaid.


Harry: *SEES ROWS AND ROWS OF GLASS PITCHERS* ]]> ~klobber http://klobber.deviantart.com/journal/2719469/ http://klobber.deviantart.com/journal/2719469/ Tue, 22 Jun 2004 12:43:54 PDT

Which makes the SECOND time I've done that to someone.

IT'S A PERSONAL GOAL OF MINE. I WANT TO MAKE YOU ALL VOMIT. ]]> ~klobber http://klobber.deviantart.com/journal/2482752/ http://klobber.deviantart.com/journal/2482752/ Sat, 22 May 2004 09:49:11 PDT
WWHAHHAHDFSADKJAS

Yes. ]]> ~klobber http://klobber.deviantart.com/journal/2263471/ http://klobber.deviantart.com/journal/2263471/ Tue, 20 Apr 2004 16:42:27 PDT
That really burns me up, if you want to use something I drew as an avatar please ASK and I'll be happy to make one for you and give permission.

Inconsiderate people...nyarrrr. ]]> ~klobber http://klobber.deviantart.com/journal/2215510/ http://klobber.deviantart.com/journal/2215510/ Tue, 13 Apr 2004 14:00:24 PDT
I'd make fun of Matrix Revolutions but I already owned it long ago.

Um...

Wow, this really has no point at all, does it?

I need to draw more Hypnotist for Hire, and that is the truth.
I'm nervous all the time now, and that is the truth.
I feel a little wonky, and that is the truth.
I feel a little evil, and that is the truth.
I feel a little tired, and that is the truth.
Paper Mario 2 needs to get here fast, and that is the truth.
Blaine is the truth. Blaine is the truth.
I think Blaine's a little dangerous, and that is the truth.
Choo choo, and that is the truth.
Choo choo, choo choo,
Choo choo, choo choo
Choo choo, choo choo.


Didachick? ]]> ~klobber