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100 Things You Might Not Know About Me...
Answer these questions then tag 10 people to do the same.
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1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT?
I FELL ON MY CHIN!!!

2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM?
WALLPAPER!!!.... And some posters

3. DO YOU SNORE, GRIND YOUR TEETH, OR TALK IN YOUR SLEEP?
My snoring is a beautiful sound I'll have you know

4. WHAT TYPE OF MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO?
I LOVE ANY KIND!!! Though my MP3 is full of Japanese songs...

5. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN?
I dunno.... But I remember the scream of pain 8D

6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW?
Cheese

7. WHAT DO YOU MISS?
Stuuuuuuffffffff

8. WHAT IS YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION(S)?
Probably my computer, I dunno

9. HOW TALL ARE YOU?
TALLER THAN YOU D8<

10. DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC?
Ever been on a bus full of people? IT'S HELL MAN!!!

11. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK?
Only when the monster who lives under my bed comes out and asks for a cookie

12. THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY?
NO ONE MAKES ME CRY!!!......... D'8

13. WHAT'S YOUR WORST FEAR?
CLOWNS... THOSE FACES!!!

14. WHAT KIND OF HAIR/EYE COLOR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX?
Don't care really

15. WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF PROPOSING?
In a cave?

16. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINK?
Coffee smells funny D8

17. FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPING?
I LIKE PEPPERONI!!!!!!!!!!!

18. IF YOU COULD EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
Someone's parents... I MEAN PIE!!! >.>

19. FAVORITE COLOR OF ALL TIME?
PURPLE!!

20. HAVE YOU EVER EATEN A GOLDFISH?
GASP! NEVER!!

21. WHAT WAS THE FIRST MEANINGFUL GIFT YOU'VE EVER RECEIVED?
I... Don't... Know

22. DO YOU HAVE A CRUSH?
I crushed a guy under a tank once... Oh! you mean do I like someone?... Errrm... No

23. ARE YOU DOUBLE JOINTED?
I don't think so

24. FAVORITE CLOTHING BRAND?
Any really

30. SAY A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED:
69!!

31. BLONDES OR BRUNETTES?
I LIKE BOTH!!!

32. FAVORITE QUOTE?
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

33. FAVORITE PLACE?
I guess where I live... I need to travel more

34. HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF THE USA?
I'VE NEVER EVEN BEEN IN THE USA!! D8

35. YOUR WEAKNESSES?
OH, YOU'D LIKE TO KNOW THAT WOULDN'T YOU!?

36. MET ANYONE FAMOUS?
Is Ronald McDonald famous?

37. FIRST JOB?
Helping at a nursery

38. EVER DONE A PRANK CALL?
Noooooooo >.>

39. DO YOU THINK EVERYONE OUT THERE HAS A SOULMATE?
Maaaaaaaaaaybe

40. WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE YOU FILLED THIS OUT?
Picking my nose

41. HAVE YOU EVER HAD SURGERY?
Errrrrm.... I don't think so

42. WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST?
My hair is nice apparently

43. HAVE YOU EVER HAD BRACES?
I DON'T NEED THEM, I HAVE BEAUTIFUL BRITISH TEETH

44. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY?
A man in a cake

45. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT AND THEIR NAMES?
NONE! They are noisy and smelly

46. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE?
I think my Dad named me after a film or something

47. WHAT IS THE BIGGEST TURN OFF OF THE OPPOSITE SEX?
HAIRY BACKS!!!!

48. WHAT IS ONE THING YOU LIKE(D) ABOUT HIGH SCHOOL?
My maths teacher was a nice man, I miss him so

49. WHAT KIND OF SHAMPOO DO YOU USE?
I'm too lazy to get off my butt and look

50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?
NO, IT'S UGLY

51. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT?
All meat is freakin' delicious

52. ANY BAD HABITS?
I like to bite people

53. ARE YOU A JEALOUS PERSON?
Naaaahhhhh

54. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU?
Of course, I'm awesome

55. DO YOU AGREE WITH FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS?
Eeeerrrrrrm

56. DO LOOKS MATTER?
Nope

57. HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER?
I DESTROY!!!

58.WOULD YOU RATHER GAIN 58 POUNDS OR LOSE 58 POUNDS.
I WOULD GAIN 58 POUNDS THEN I COULD CRUSH THIS PUNY PLANET!!!

60. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD?
Oh Barbie, what happened to you? D'8

61. HOW MANY NUMBERS ARE IN YOUR CELL PHONE?
I DON'T HAVE A CELL PHONE DAMMIT

62.WERE YOU A FAN OF BARNEY AS A LITTLE KID?
I LOVE HIM, HE LOVES ME!!!

63. Do you use sarcasm?
Noooo, of course not ~kukimao http://kukimao.deviantart.com/journal/28063735/ http://kukimao.deviantart.com/journal/28063735/ Sat, 31 Oct 2009 10:37:29 PDT
Now get out there and annoy the hell outta your neighbours until they give you candy!


~Awesome Friends~
http://kukimao.deviantart.com/journal/24687643/ Sun, 10 May 2009 13:52:01 PDT
1)
2)
3)
4)
5)
6)
7)
8)
9)
10)

Now answer these;
What if...


1. Number 1 [] was really your mother?
"BUY ME SOMETHING!!" D<
Also, I would love her to death with hugs 83

2. Number 2 [] was who you were going to marry?
We would love eachother to the very end and we would have lots of beautiful babies together


3. Number 3 [] got turned into a frog?
........... *Eats her*


4. You and number 4 [] got drunk and made out?
Ohohoho, I wouldn't mind *Creepy smile*


5. You and number 5 [] woke up in the same bed and didn't remember how or why?
"Sooooooo.... Was it your first time too?"

6. Number 6 [] moved to the other side of the world?
I would go after them then drag them all the way back!


7. You found out that number 7 [] is a man?
It's ok... For you see... *Rips clothes off* I AM ALSO A MAN 8D

8. You caught number 8 [] in a polka-dotted thong?
...... *Vomits* Yo-you... Look.. Bffft.. Nice? D8

9. Number 9 [] confessed their love for you?
..... I LURVE YOU TOO D'8 *Makes out*

10. Number 10 [] kissed you?
*Slap* DID I SAY YOU COULD KISS MEH?.... Eh.. Whatever *Snog*


11. N... ]]> ~kukimao http://kukimao.deviantart.com/journal/22635889/ http://kukimao.deviantart.com/journal/22635889/ Sat, 17 Jan 2009 15:08:52 PST Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answers to the following questions.
Post the first definition it gives you (or more, if you feel like it)

1) Your name?
Charlotte

The less crude way of calling someone a harlot/slut
damn don't you just hate that girl? Shes such a Charlotte

It's true actually

2) Your age?
18

The age where an American can:
1. Legally buy pornography
2. Legally buy cigarettes
3. Legally gamble in Indian Casinos
4. Legally be concidered an adult
5. Be tried as an adult in a court of law
6. Be drafted for a war they don't believe in
... but still cannot buy alcohol.

Billy: Wow! I turned 18! I'm going to buy cigarettes and gamble in a shoddy Indian casino!
Joey: Wow! I turned 21! I'm going to buy vodka and gamble in a real casino!
Billy: ... damn country.

ALL RIGHT!! I CAN BUY PORN

3) A friend?
Jennifer

A fun, outgoing person. generally smart but can be a total blonde at times. someone who likes meeting new people, and smiles a lot. a person who never would just turn on people. a very good friend. someone you can trust. when she's mad, stand clear she might blow her top. but a person who doesn't get mad easily so you dont have to worry about that.
she alwayas smiles!she is such a Jennifer.

I'm... I'm not sure what to say about that...


4)What should you be doing?
Nothing

What happens when you tickle a DEAD girl's feet!!
I tickled the feet of a dead hot chic in hopes of resurrecting her, but since nothing happened (except that I got a hard-on), I went ahead with passionately kissing her, rubbing her crotch, and so on...

0_0.... I... It... EH!?


5)Favorite color?
Purple

Extremely potent marijuana, specifically marijuana buds that have a purple hue to them. Also accompanied by a fragant, usually fruity smell and mad perma-grin.
Yo, you gotta come over and smoke, boy! I got the purple!

Yawn....



6) Birthplace?
Stockport

Large town in the south-east region of the Republic of Mancunia. Came 12th in the 50 crappest towns in the Britain book a couple of years ago. Has a larger amount of Man City season ticket holders than any other part of Mancunia (see "Man City"). Has a large scally population and a Sainsbury's which has the largest vending machine in Europe.
"Stockport, give us a song!"

BITCH... HOW DARE YO... Oh who am I kidding, it's true

7) Month of your birth?
January

Nantional Hangover Month. Because of the recent holadays and masive partying the general population spends the month hungover
"Crap I have to go back to work. Wait, Its January which means my bose will be hung over too

HELL YES!!

8) Last person you talked to?
Mom

The woman who loves you unconditionally from birth, the one who puts her kids before herself and the one who you can always count on above everyone else.

Just telling her your problems makes you feel better because mom's always know how to make it all go away.

Even if you fight, know that she's just looking out for your best interests.
Where would you be without your mom?

... I love my Mommy 8'D

9)Your nickname?
Kuki

pronounced like the word "cookie". it means penis in hungarian.
please do not touch my kuki, only my mommy's allowed.

......

THE END........ Now go away


~Awesome Friends~
http://kukimao.deviantart.com/journal/21987282/ Sun, 14 Dec 2008 19:31:13 PST tagged me... I have no idea if I've already done this one... I Probably have but... PLEH

[x]You have yelled at an inanimate object for 'hurting' you. (BAD TOASTER, HOW DARE YOU SHOCK ME WHEN I SHOVED THAT FORK IN YOU!!!)
[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door. (....... Shaddap)
[ ] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks. (I get weird looks all the time)
[x] You have ran into a tree/bush.
[ ] You have been called a blonde
[x] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow. (IT IS, IT IS, TRY IT)
[ ] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[ ] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm
[ ] You sang them to make sure
[x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen. (Stupid feet, always disobeying my orders)
[x] You have choked on your own spit.

so far: 7

[x] You have seen the Matrix/Star Wars and still don't get it
[x] You type with three fingers or less. [I only type with one finger)
[ ] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling.

so far: 10


[x] You have fallen asleep in class. (Honestly, I can't help it... I just get... SO BORED)
[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking. (..................)
[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you were talking about.
[ ] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.
[ ] You are often told to use your "inside voice".

so far: 13

[x] You use your fingers to do simple math. (My brain shuts off when I need it most)
[ ] You have eaten a bug by accident
[ ] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important. (I never have anything important to do)
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.
[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.

so far: 16


[ ] You re-post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't. (PFFFFT)
[ ] You break/lose a lot of things.
[x] You tilt you're head when you're confused (It makes me look so cute!)
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before. (It was the chairs fault)
[x] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.
[x] The word "um" is used many times a day.
[ ] You don't know what "um" means. (It... Means something?)
[x] You say "what" and "huh" a lot.
[ ]You used a calculator to multiply your score for this test.

Total: 21

Multiply this by three and it is your percent
63% Retarded.... OMG YAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!... Waaaait...


~Awesome Friends~
~kukimao http://kukimao.deviantart.com/journal/21836946/ http://kukimao.deviantart.com/journal/21836946/ Fri, 05 Dec 2008 18:57:40 PST

HEY LOOK OVER THERE, IT'S MICKEY MOUSE DOING THE MACARENA!! *Points*


~Awesome Friends~
http://kukimao.deviantart.com/journal/20584446/ Sat, 20 Sep 2008 11:59:32 PDT THIS FOOL TAGGED ME

RULES:
- Choose a singer/band/group.
- Answer using only song titles by that singer/band/group.
- Tag 6 more people (Let them know they've been tagged).

I choose Def Leppard

•Are you male or female?
Girl Like You

•Describe yourself?
Lady Strange

•What do people feel when they're around you?
Excitable

•How would you describe your previous relationship?
No No No

•How would you describe your current relationship?
Too Late For Love

•Where would you want to be now?
Hello America

•How do you feel about love?
Love Bites

•What's your life like?
Rock! Rock! Till You Drop

•What would you ask if you had only one wish?
All I Want Is Everything

Tag Yourself... FOOL


~Awesome Friends~
http://kukimao.deviantart.com/journal/20531644/ Wed, 17 Sep 2008 03:22:06 PDT

1] Have you ever showered with someone?
PffftHAHAHAHA

2] Do you still talk to the person you fell hardest for?
I've never fallen...

3] Strawberry Milkshake or Banana Pancakes?
Banana Pancakes!

4] Last movie you saw in theatres, with who?
Wild Child with a friend.... Didn't like it much

5] Burger King or Wendy's?
Buger King scares the crap out of me
And who the hell is Wendy?

6] What time is it?
Something O'Clock

7] Where are you right now?
In a rooooooooooom

8] Who is your last text from and what does it say?
I don't DO text

9] Would you rather go to Tokyo or Paris?
Tokyo!

10] Are you listening to music right now?
I was... Now it just bores me

11] Who else is in the room with you?
The pedo monster that lives under my bed
He likes my socks

12] In winter, would you rather wear jackets or hoodies?
What's wrong with just running around in shorts?

13] Do you wish you were somewhere else right now?
I wish... I was there *Points*

14] How long can you go without your mobile phone?
I don't have a mobile phone

15] Ever kissed a brown haired, dark eyed person?
No... But I kissed a brown haired llama once... Long story

16] Ever kissed someone else's boyfriend/girlfriend?
Now WHY would I do that!?

17] Where did you last sleep other than your house?
In a caravan... Yaaaay

18] What's the worst way to say I love you?
I hate you

19] If an ex said they hate you, you say?
"Aww, I hate you too you asshole!"

20] Who is the next person you will kiss?
I really don't know...
But I hope it won't be another llama *Shudder*

21] What is your current annoyance?
My nephew..

22] How many pills do you take a day?
I don't take pills

23] What was the last item you bought?
A Thingamajig

24] Are you afraid of roller coasters?
...... NO!

25] What would you say if your best friend told you they were moving?
"TAKE ME WITH YOOOOU!!!"

26] Apple bottom jeans or hollister gift card?
Gift card!.. No... JEANS!!!... I DON'T KNOW!!!!

27] What is/was your school mascot?
I don't think we had one

28] At what age do you want to be married?
I don't know if I ever will get married yet..

29] Where is your mom right now?
At work... I think

30] What are you supposed to be doing right now?
Nothing really...

31] Are you slowly drifting away from someone close?
I don't think so

32] What are you thinking about right now?
Pie is good

33] Have you ever kissed anyone who's name started with a H?
NOPE

34] Can you play guitar hero?
I haven't played it yet

35] Do you prefer warm or cold weather?
A bit of both

36] Which shampoo is in your bathroom right now?
*Looks* Head and Shoulders.. I think.. Ok I didn't really look

37] Honestly, if you could have anyone in the world, who would it be?
Honestly, I don't know

38] What are you listening to right now?
QUACKQUACKQUACKQUACKQUACK

39] Do you watch MTV any more?
Sometimes, if there is anything on

40] How do you feel about your hair?
IT'S TOO LONG!!!

41] What do you usually order at Taco Bell?
I've never ordered from taco bell

42] Have you ever sat all the way through Gone with the Wind?
You're kidding me right?

43] When was the last time you were up all night?
Last night... Eheh

44] Where is your favourite place?
My room

45] Do you ever think about the price of gasoline?
Sometimes... I don't know why though

46] Do you sleep with a fan on?
Nuh uh

47] What is the best thing about winter?
Not yellow snow, that's for sure

48] How often do you hold back from saying what you are thinking?
I don't hold it back often enough

49] Are you currently planning a trip?
Oh, no, no, no

50] Have you ever Googled your name and found somebody?
Nope, nope, nope

51] Do you know how to play chess?
I know a little

52] What's on your mind right now?
Cheese

53] Do you want to take something back that happened in the last week?
HAHA.. No

54] Do you eat a lot of fast... ]]> ~kukimao http://kukimao.deviantart.com/journal/20342653/ http://kukimao.deviantart.com/journal/20342653/ Fri, 05 Sep 2008 15:38:17 PDT And I don't really have much to say... I had fun... AND my skin didn't burn!... Yup... And a seagull pooped on my brother... That was funny... Aaaand... Stufffffffff

I bet you guys are so happy to see me
GROUP HUG!!!.... *Crickets Chirp*.... Ok then


~Awesome Friends~
http://kukimao.deviantart.com/journal/20220843/ Fri, 29 Aug 2008 15:07:05 PDT I was gonna take my laptop with me but I changed my mind
So I'll see you guys soon
Be on your best behavior while I'm gone!

TTFN, Ta Ta For Now!


~Awesome Friends~
http://kukimao.deviantart.com/journal/20027992/ Mon, 18 Aug 2008 17:55:30 PDT
[x] You drink a lot of tea. (Indeedidoo)
[x] You know what a brolly is. (Doesn't Everybody?)
[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life. (PPPFFFT)
[ ] You wanted Ben to win X Factor. (... Who the hell is Ben?)
[x] You use the word "bugger" or the phrase "bloody hell." (Why Yeees, I Do!)
[x] Fish and Chips are yummy. (So Yummy In My Tummy)
[x] You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
[ ] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs. (I don't really give a damn about emos... But I hate chavs)
[x] Its football...not soccer. (CAN'T IT BE BOTH!?)

Total: 6


○● A U S T R A L I A N ○●
[ ] you wear flip flops all year. (NOPE... Too Unconfertable)
[ ] You call flip flops "thongs", not flip flops.
[x] You love a backyard Barbie.
[x] You know a Barbie is not a doll.
[x] You love the beach. (Oh yes, There's Nothing I love More Than Getting A Sunburn)
[x] Sometimes you swear without realizing.
[ ] You're a sports fanatic.
[ ] You are tanned.
[ ] You're a bit of a bogan.
[ ] You have an Australian something.

Total: 4

○● I T A L I A N ○●
[ ] The Sopranos is a great show.
[ ] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[ ] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[ ] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[ ] You know Italian songs.
[ ] You have dark hair and dark eye color.
[ ] You speak some Italian.
[x] You are under 5'10". (I'm So Small)
[ ] You know what an Italian horn is.
[x] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world! (Yummyz)
[x] You talk with your hands. (And Sometimes I Talk To Them)

Total: 3

○● S P A N I S H ○●
[x] You say member instead of Remember. (Member, Member The 5th Of November)
[x] You speak Spanish or some. (Sí )
[x] You like tacos.
[ ] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr. (WhY WoUlD i TyPe LiKe ThIs!?)
[ ] You are dark skinned.
[ ] You know what a Puta is.
[x] You talk fast occasionally. (HIHOWYOUDOING!?)
[ ] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[ ] You know what platanos are. (Some Kind Of Sweet Banana?.. I Dunno)

Total: 4

○● R U S S I A N ○●
[ ] You say villain as: Vee-lon.
[x] You get short tempered. *Smashes Something*
[ ] You know of somebody named Natasha.
[ ] You get cold easily.
[x] Rain is fun for you. (Splish Splash Splosh)
[ ] You get into contests all the time.
[x] You can easily make do with the cold weather.

total: 3

○● I R I S H ○●
[ ] You think beer is the best. (I've... Never Had Beer...)
[ ] You have a bad temper. (I Is A Little ANGEL!)
[ ] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murphy, O', Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y or L.
[x] You have blue or green eyes.
[x] You like the colour green.
[ ] You have been to a St. Patty’s day party.
[ ] You have a family member from Ireland. (I Don't Know)
[ ] You have red hair.
[ ] You have/had freckles.
[ ] Your family get together always include drinking and singing. (I Really Wish They Did.. But Noooooo)

Total: 2

○● A F R I C A N A M E R I C A N ○●
[ ] You say nigga/nukka casually.
[ ] You have nappy hair.
[x] You like rap.
[ ] You know how to shoot a gun.
[ ] You think President George Walker Bush is racist. (I think he's a complete moron)
[x] You like chicken.
[ ] You like watermelon.
[x] You can dance. (Well I Think So)
[ ] You can sing gospel.

Total: 3

○● A S I A N ○●
[ ] You have slanty/small eyes.
[x] You like rice a lot.
[ ] You are good at math.
[ ] You have played the piano.
[ ] You have family from Asia.
[x] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[ ] Most people think you're Chinese.
[ ] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[ ] You go to Baulko.

Total: 2

○● G E R M A N ○●
[x] You like bread. (Everyone Should Luurve Bread)
[x] You think German Chocolate is good.
[ ] You speak some German.
[x] You know what Schnitzel is.
[x] You hate it when stupid people call you.
[ ] You went to Pre-school.
[x] You're over 5'2.
Total: 5

○● C A N A D I A N ○●
[ ] You like/play/played hockey.
[ ] You love beer.
[ ] You say eh
[ ] You know what poutine is.
[x] You speak some French.
[ ] You love Tim Horton's.
[ ] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[ ] You watch/watched Degrassi.

Total: 1

○● A M E R I C A N ○●
[ ] You hate foreigners.
[ ] You hate non - Christians.
[x] You're lazy. (Zzzzzzzz)
[ ] You have had an abortion.
[x] But love... ]]> ~kukimao http://kukimao.deviantart.com/journal/19485403/ http://kukimao.deviantart.com/journal/19485403/ Sat, 19 Jul 2008 15:57:39 PDT

You have a:
[x] Mother
[x] Father
[ ] Step-Father
[ ] Step-Mother
[ ] Step-Sister
[ ] Step-Brother
[x] Brother (2 of the little bast.... Yes)
[x] Sister
[x] Nephew (He's cute... But annoying... JUST LIKE ME 8D)
[ ] Niece
[ ] Cell phone
[ ] Own bathroom
[x] Own room
[ ] Swimming pool
[ ] Hot tub
[ ] Guest room
[x] TV
total so far: 7

[ ] Fullsize or bigger bed
[ ] More than 8 pairs of shoes
[x] Sunglasses (I know they're in my room somewhere)
[ ] Watch
[x] MP3 Player/iPod that works.
[x] PS2 that works
[ ] Xbox that works
[x] Nintendo DS or PSP that works (Just a DS... No PSP)
[x] Gameboy/ Advance
[x] Gamecube
total: 13

[ ] Basketball hoop
[ ] Air hockey table
[ ] Pool table
[ ] Ping pong table
[ ] Fooseball table
total: 13

[ ] Nightstand
[ ] Stereo in bedroom
[x] DVD player in bedroom
total: 14

[ ] Job
[ ] Goes shopping at least once a week (Once a year actually... No really)
[ ] Expensive cologne/perfume
[x] AIM/MSN
[ ] Camera or phone
total: 15


[ ] Electric or gas scooter/motorcycle/car
[ ] Guitar/Drums/Bass guitar
[ ] Piano/Keyboard
[ ] Any other instrument
[ ] Been on a cruise
[ ] Traveled out of the province/state (NEVER! *Runs off crying*)
[ ] Had a personal trainer
[ ] Expensive jewelery
[ ] Met a celebrity
total: 15

[ ] Straightener/curling iron
[ ] Have been to a batting cage
[ ] Have $100 on you right now
[x] Credit card or atm card or debit card or bank card
[x] Been to Europe (I... Live there... DON'T I!?)
[ ] Been to NYC
[ ] Been to LA
[ ] Been to Florida (I might be going there soon... MIGHT)
[ ] Been to Las Vegas
[ ] Been to the Bahamas
[ ] Been to South America
total: 17

[ ] Parents have a car
[ ] Jet Ski/boat
[ ] Camper
[ ] Been to 5+ states in the US
[ ] 100+ buddies on facebook/myspace (Pfft... Yeah right)
total: 17

[x] Home cooked meal almost every day
[ ] Been in a limo
[ ] Been in a helicopter
[ ] own a digital camera
[x] Own a laptop (His name is Lappy Bucksaplenty 8D)
total: 19

1-22 = Ghetto
23-33 = Average kid
34-44 = Spoiled
45+ = Upper Class snob

I'm a Ghetto?.... Is that some kind of bird?.... Ghetto?

THE END!


~Awesome Friends~
http://kukimao.deviantart.com/journal/18720189/ Sat, 07 Jun 2008 19:54:25 PDT Tagged me (Gee thanks ) I don't normally like to do the long ones but.... My old journal bored me


RULES:
1. tag 10 people (not the one who sent it to you!)
2. answer all truthfully
3. take it in public!
4. tell all tagged on their profile that they have been tagged,
and link to your journal.
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Info
[ ] I am shorter than 5'4.
[ ] I think I'm ugly sometimes. (ME!? UGLY!? HAHAHAHA... HAHA... ha... Aha.... Meh)
[ ] I have many scars.
[ ] I tan easily. (I burn baby)
[ ] I wish my hair was a different colour. (But... Brown is hot... Right?)
[ ] I have friends who have never seen my natural hair colour.
[ ] I have a tattoo.
[ ] I am self-conscious about my appearance.
[ ] I have/I've had braces.
[x] I wear glasses. (Can't see a thing without 'em)
[ ] I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
[ ] I've been told I'm attractive by a complete stranger. (Pffft, I wish)
[ ] I have more than 2 piercing.
[ ] I have piercing in places besides my ears.
[ ] I have freckles.

Family/Home Life
[x] I've sworn at my parents. (Don't worry, it's always playfully)
[ ] I've run away from home.
[ ] I've been kicked out of the house.
[ ] My biological parents are together. (PFFFT, HAHAHAHA.... No )
[ ] I have a sibling less than one year old.
[x] I want to have kids someday (They're a pain in the buttocks... But... Meh)
[ ] I've lost a child.

School/Work
[ ] I'm in school
[ ] I have a job. (I REALLY need to get one)
[x] I've fallen asleep at work/school. (I'm such a lazy bugger)
[x] I almost always do my homework. (I'm a good girl.... What!?)
[x] I've missed a week or more of school. (Yush, I was VERY ill)
[ ] I've been on the Honor Roll within the last 2 years.
[ ] I failed more than 1 class last year
[ ] I've stolen something from my job
[ ] I've been fired

Embarrassment
[ ] I've slipped out an "lol" in a spoken conversation.
[x] Disney movies still make me cry. (I'm such a softy XD)
[ ] I've peed from laughing. (NEVAR, but I know someone who has)
[x] I've snorted while laughing. (OH DEAR GOD, I hate it so much XD)
[x] I've laughed so hard I've cried.
[x] I've glued my hand to something. (My head)
[ ] I've had my pants rip in public.

Health
[ ] I was born with a disease/impairment
[ ] I've gotten stitches/staples.
[x] I've broken a bone (Kinda)
[ ] I've had my tonsils removed.
[x] I've sat in a doctor’s office/emergency room with a friend.
[ ] I've had my wisdom teeth removed.
[ ] I had a serious surgery.
[x] I've had chicken pox.
[ ] I've had measles

Traveling
[ ] I've driven over 200 miles in one day.
[ ] I've been on a plane.
[ ] I've been to Canada.
[ ] I've been to Mexico.
[ ] I've been to Niagara Falls.
[ ] I've been to Japan. (I REALLY want to)
[ ] I've celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans.
[x] I've been to Europe. (Well.... I live there)
[ ] I've been to Africa.

(Yes it's true... I've never been out of England )

Experiences
[ ] I've gotten lost in my city.
[x] I've seen a shooting star.
[ ] I've wished on a shooting star
[ ] I've seen a meteor shower.
[ ] I've gone out in public in my pyjamas.
[x] I've pushed all the buttons on an elevator. (The buttons told me to)
[x] I've kicked a guy where it hurts. (HAHA... He asked for it)
[ ] I've been to a casino.
[ ] I've been skydiving.
[ ] I've gone skinny dipping.
[x] I've played spin the bottle.
[x] I've drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour. (Not one of my better ideas...)
[ ] I've crashed a car.
[ ] I've been Skiing.
[x] I've been in a play. (TOO many if you ask me)
[ ] I've met someone in person from MySpace.
[x] I've caught a snowflake on my tongue. (AHH, TONGUE FREE... ]]> ~kukimao http://kukimao.deviantart.com/journal/18683465/ http://kukimao.deviantart.com/journal/18683465/ Thu, 05 Jun 2008 16:35:09 PDT [ ] Black = $100
[ ] Blonde = $50
[ ] Red = $75
[x] Brown = $15
[ ] Bald = $5
[ ] Other=$2

Total: $15

Eye Color:
[ ] Brown - $150
[x] Green - $75
[ ] Blue $50
[ ] Hazel $100
[ ] Other - $15

Total so far: $90

Height:
[ ] Over 7' - $200
[ ] 6'8" to 7' - $175
[ ] 6'0" to 6'7" - $150
[x] 5'5" to 5'11" - $75
[ ]4'9" to 5'4" - $50
[ ] Under 4'9 - $45

Total so far: $165

Age:
[ ] 41 to 50 - $150
[ ] 31 to 40 - $100
[ ] 26 to 30 - $75
[ ] 21 to 25 - $50
[ ] 19 to 20 - $25
[x] 0 to 18 - $100

Total so far: $265

Birth Order:
[ ] Twins or more than twins - $300
[ ] First Born - $300
[ ] Only Child - $250
[ ] second born - $150
[ ] Middle child - $100
[x] Last Born - $200
[ ] third born - $100
[ ] fourth born - $100
[ ] fifth born-$375

Total so far: $465

Drink?
[x] No - $400
[ ] Only Holidays - $250
[ ] Sometimes - $215
[ ] YES - $200
[ ] only weekends - $300
[ ] Every other day - $50
[ ] Once a day - $15
[ ] I live from the bottle

Total so far: $865

Vision?
[ ] perfect vision $300
[ ] need or have glasses/contacts but don't wear them $200
[ ] No correction $100
[x] Glasses $50
[ ] contacts $25
[ ] Surgical correction -$1050

Total so far: $915

Car Color [or familes' car(s)]:
[ ] White - $2,000
[ ] Maroon - $800
[ ] Gold - $700
[ ] Gray - $600
[ ] Blue - $900
[ ] Pink - $475
[ ] Black - $450
[ ] Red - $400
[ ] Green- $350
[ ] Silver $300
[ ] Purple- $250
[ ] Metallic - $200
[ ] Yellow - $100
[ ] Primer - $75
[ ] Tan- $20
[ ] Rusted - $15
[x] No Car - $0

Total score: $915

Shoe Size:
[] 13+ - $300
[ ]12 and a half to 13 - $250
[ ] 11 to 12 - $700
[ ] 7 to 10 - $600
[x] Under 7- $550

Total so far: $1465

Favorite Colors (three):
[x] Green-$750
[ ] Black - $600
[x] Red - $800
[ ] Yellow -$475
[ ] Brown - $50
[x] Purple - $225
[ ] White - $400
[ ] Aqua - $350
[ ] Orange - $300
[ ] Blue - $300
[ ] Pink - $100
[ ] Other - $ 50

Total so far: $3240

Did you use a calculator to add it all up?
[ ] Yes $
[x] No-add $1000
[ ] on some- $750

Total so far: $4240

how many people are you going to tag?
[ ] 100-150 = $250,000
[ ] 90 - 80 = $100,000
[ ] 70 -60 = $50,000
[ ] 50 - 40 = $10,000
[ ] 30 - 20 = $5,000
[ ] 20 - 10 = $1,000
[x] 10 - 1 = $500
[ ] None = $0

Total: $4740

I WANTED MY SOUL TO BE WORTH MORE, DAMN IT!!!

I guess I'll tag....

Sorry if you don't like being tagged.... I needed the moneys


~Awesome Friends~
http://kukimao.deviantart.com/journal/18445893/ Thu, 22 May 2008 11:20:59 PDT
Use the first thing that comes up that makes sense.

Q: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search:
A: Charlotte needs a special helmet to stay perfect

O RLY!?

Q: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search:
A: Charlotte looks like the kind of girl who would f*** your brains out

DAMN IT GOOGLE, STOP WITH THE LIES!!!!!

Q: Type in "[your name] says" in Google search:
A: Charlotte says that Ruby Megan, 6 months, will be at her side while she films her British television talk show

Who the hell is Ruby Megan?.... Wait.... I HAVE MY OWN TALK SHOW!?

Q: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search:
A: Charlotte wants to come home

I am home?..... Aren't I?

Q: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search:
A: Charlotte does a Pink Floyd cover

But.... I don't like Pink Floyd...

Q: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search:
A: Charlotte hates Paris Hilton

Indeed I do....

Q: Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search:
A: Charlotte asks do tornadoes happen only in the Northern Hemisphere and only in the USA?

WELL, DO THEY!?

Q: Type in "[your name] goes" in Google search:
A: Charlotte goes into labour

D: NOOO, I'M TOO YOUNG!!!!

Q: Type in "[your name] likes" in Google search:
A: Charlotte likes to joke around or surprise people at her shows

I didn't know I had shows?

Q: Type in "[your name] eats" in Google search:
A: Charlotte eats Mac n cheese

*Vomits*

Q: Type in "[your name] wears" in Google search:
A: Charlotte wears Tea Collection's Hermosa skirt in taupe

I... Don't like skirts... Too breezy

Q: Type in "[your name] was arrested for" in Google Search:
A: Charlotte was arrested for harrassing 911 operators to complain that a local pizza place wouldn't deliver a single slice

I WANT MY PIZZA DAMN IT!!!!

Mmm... I will tag....
NO, I DON'T TAG!!! Nobody cares, NOBODY!!!!!


~My Awesome Friends~

http://kukimao.deviantart.com/journal/18005677/ Thu, 24 Apr 2008 11:07:40 PDT
So, here's how it works:
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend your cool... and alot of the songs fit with the setting


Opening Credits:
NumaNuma - Ozone ("Oh joy")

Waking Up:
Accidently In Love - Counting Crows

First Day At School:
Irish Drinking Song - Buck-O-Nine ("I See")

Falling In Love:
Hamster Dance Song - Hampton and the Hampsters ("It kinda makes sense")

Fight Song:
You Don't Know - Reel Big Fish ("IT WORKS!")

Breaking Up:
Shipoopi - Family Guy (".....")

Prom night:
The Beer Song - Adam Sandler ("Who Doesn't Get Drunk At Their Prom?")

Life:
Average Man - Reel Big Fish ("Whut?")

Mental Breakdown:
I'm Blue - Eiffel 65 ("Indeed")

Driving:
Happy Song - Liam Lynch

Flashback:
We Are One - TLK2 ("Uh huh")

Getting back together:
Goofy Goober Rock - SpongeBob ("How Romantic")

Wedding:
Lollipop - Mika ("Sure, why not")

Birth of Child:
Under The Stars - Hans Zimmer ("That's The Best Place To Be Born")

Final Battle:
Never Gonna Give You Up - Rick Astley ("Good For You")

Funeral Song:
A Star Is Born - Hercules ("A Star Is Dead You Mean")

Final Credits:
Can You Feel The Love Tonight - Elton John ("No, No I Can't")



In My Pants.

1.) Put your media player of choice on shuffle.
2.) List the first fifteen songs that come up add "in my pants" to the end.

GO!

1. (Anastasia) At The Beginning... In My Pants ("WHAT!?")

2. (TLK) I Just Can't Wait To Be King... In My Pants (".....")

3. (Guttermouth) Do You Like Waffles... In My Pants ("Not Really")


4. (They Might Be Giants) I Be An Retarded... In My Pants ("GTFO!")

5. (Hans Zimmer) This Land... In My Pants ("It's Quite Expansive")

6. (Hercules) Zero To Hero... In My Pants ("WOOHOO!")

7. (Andrew W.K.) We Want Fun... In My Pants ("EVERYONE IS INVITED!")

8. (TLK2) One Of Us... In My Pants ("Which One?")

9. (Bambi) Love Is A Song... In My Pants ("It Sure Is")

10. (Full Moon) I LOVE YOU... In My Pants ("No I Don't")

11. (Lady And The Tramp 2) World Without Fences... In My Pants ("I See")

12. (Disney Mania 2) We Are Siamese... In My Pants ("......")

13. (One Piece) Family... In My Pants ("WE LURVES EACH OTHER!")

14. (TLK) Hakuna Matata... In My Pants ("It means no worries")

15. (Simpsons Movie) Spider Pig... In My Pants ("Eww, Get It Out!")


~My Awesome Friends~

http://kukimao.deviantart.com/journal/17774580/ Thu, 10 Apr 2008 05:01:37 PDT

Three words meme: Answer the questions using just three words!
1. Where is your cell phone? Don't have one
2. Your boyfriend/girlfriend?: eno evah t'noD
3. Your hair?: Is VERY long.
4. Where is your father? Is in Scotland
5. Cheesecake? Is very sexy
6. Your favorite thing to do? Annoy my friends
7. Your dream last night? About a monkey
8. Your favorite drink? Coke is good
9. Your dream car? Cars are stuuupid
10. The room you're in? A College room
11. George W. Bush? Is a dick
12. Your fears? Death and Clowns D:
13. Nipple rings? Are for gays
14. Who did you hang out with last night? With my kitty
15. What you're not good at? Can't Be serious
16. Your best friends? They're very creepy
17. One of your wish list items? Moar One Piece
18. Where did you grow up?: In a house
19. The last thing you did?: Play Kingdom hearts
20. What are you wearing? My purple hat
21. Tattoo on the lower back?: Tattoos are stupid
22. Ketchup? It is red
23. Your computer? MY BEST FRIEND
24. Your life? I LOVE IT
25. Your mood? I be sleepy
26. Missing? Nothing right now
27. What are you thinking about right now? I love pie
28. Your car? Does not exist
29. Your work? I hate work
30. Your summer? It is warm
31. Your relationship status? Is very crap
32. Your favorite color(s): Purple is king
33. Last time you laughed? I always laugh
34. Last time you cried? I can't remember
35. High school? I'm in College
36. This quiz: Only... Three... WORDS!?

THE END!!




~My Awesome Friends~

~kukimao http://kukimao.deviantart.com/journal/17420991/ http://kukimao.deviantart.com/journal/17420991/ Thu, 20 Mar 2008 05:15:22 PDT I will get you for this...

Here are the rules!
1. Each tagged person should post 8 facts of themselves
2. Tagged people should write a journal\blog about these facts
3. In the end tag and name 8 people
4. Go to their DA pages and comment saying that they are tagged and hugged...and possibly raped >:3

SCREW YOU 3 AND 4... I AIN'T DOING THAT!

1. I want to be an animator
2: I'm a college student
3: When I was a baby I bit right through my tongue like a stapler
4: I can do a good Meatwad impression
5: I threw a chair at a boy once
6: I've never been drunk
7: I'm learning Japanese
8: Um... I can spell Disestablishmentarianism

Ok... You can go now... Go away

~My Awesome Friends~

http://kukimao.deviantart.com/journal/16948722/ Mon, 18 Feb 2008 15:40:54 PST