http://search.deviantart.com/?q=by:larrycucumber2&section=today deviantART RSS for by:larrycucumber2 en-us Copyright 2009, deviantART.com Mon, 21 Dec 2009 20:48:36 PST deviantART.com http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss http://s.deviantart.com/minish/widgets/apple-touch-icon-precomposed.png http://larrycucumber2.deviantart.com/journal/26973799/ http://larrycucumber2.deviantart.com/journal/26973799/ Wed, 02 Sep 2009 09:15:57 PDT anyways i told you i'd make up for being gone. now here's more sasunaru and twilight awesomeness. thanks everyone for sticking with the doujin!

--- SasuNaru ---

Chapter 1
page 1: [link]
page 2: [link]
page 3: [link]
page 4: [link]
page 5: [link]
page 6: [link]
page 7: [link]


~~~ tWiLiGhT ~~~

Chapter 1
page 1: [link]
page 2: [link]
page 3: [link]
page 4: [link]
page 5: [link]
page 6: [link]
page 7: [link]
page 8: [link]
page 9: [link]
page 10: [link]
page 11: [link]
page 12: [link]
page 13: [link]
page 14: [link]

Chapter 2
page 1: long story, consider it missing
page 2: long story, consider this missing too lol
page 3: [link]
page 4: [link]
page 5: [link]
page 6: [link]
page 7: [link]
page 8: [link]
page 9: [link]
page 10: [link]
page 11: [link]
page 12: [link]
page 13: [link]
page 14: [link]
page 15: [link]
page 16: [link]
page 17: [link]
page 18: [link]
page 19: [link]
page 20: [link]
page 21: [link]

Chap... ]]> ~larrycucumber2 http://larrycucumber2.deviantart.com/journal/25488684/ http://larrycucumber2.deviantart.com/journal/25488684/ Tue, 23 Jun 2009 06:03:57 PDT
where, i might add, i wont have much internet access or scanners for doujin. which doesnt mean im not going to be working on SasuNaru and maybe some tWiLiGhT, i just probably wont be able to put them out until, say... late august? keep an eye out for doujin pages en masse around then.
so Have A Great Summer, everyone, keep ur total awesomenesses!





~~~ jOkEs oF ThE dAy ~~~

A Murderer, A Rapist, and A Gangster are all in the same car; who's driving??
- A Policeman!

Where can you hide weed from a hippie?
- Under a bar of soap!

How do you get a one-armed stoner down from a tree?
- you wave!

Why do Ohio State fans keep their diplomas on their dashboards?
- so they can park in handicap spaces!

]]> ~larrycucumber2 http://larrycucumber2.deviantart.com/journal/25305051/ http://larrycucumber2.deviantart.com/journal/25305051/ Sun, 14 Jun 2009 08:34:17 PDT
anyway on to other matters.
it's the end of chapter 2 in tWiLiGhT, now it's time to start the SasuNaru doujin again!

~~~SasuNaru DoUjiN pagelinks~~~
page 1: [link]
page 2: [link]
page 3: [link]

~~~TWILIGHT DOUJIN PAGELINKS~~~

Chapter 1:
- page 1 [link]
- page 2 [link]
- page 3 [link]
- page 4 [link]
- page 5 [link]
- page 6 [link]
- page 7 [link]
- page 8 [link]
- page 9 [link]
- page 10 [link]
- page 11 [link]
- page 12 [link]
- page 13 [link]
- page 14 [link]

Chapter 2:
page 3: [link]
page 4: [link]
page 5: [link]
page 6: [link]
page 7: [link]
page 8: [link]
page 9: [link]
page 10: [link]
page 11: [link]
page 12: [link]
page 13: [link]
page 14: [link]
page 15: [link]
page 16: [link]
page 17: [link]
page 18: [link]
page 19: [link]
page 20: [link]
page 21: [link]


btw if someone knows how to make the words the actual links and could tell me, thatd be great!
Have A Great Summer everyone!

]]> ~larrycucumber2 http://larrycucumber2.deviantart.com/journal/24986239/ http://larrycucumber2.deviantart.com/journal/24986239/ Wed, 27 May 2009 19:13:15 PDT

anyways heres a good way to waste five minutes of your life. waste away!



You are...(looks)
[kinda] tall
[ ] in between
[ ] short
--
[ ] blonde
[ ] redheaded
[x] brunette
[] black-haired
--
[ ] blue-eyed
[x] brown-eyed
[] green-eyed
[ ] hazel eyed
[ ] gold eyed
[ ] grey eyed
[ ] with glasses
[dont judge me! youre judging me! go away!] with contacts
--
[ ] with braces
[ ] with freckles
[ ] with piercings
[above my left butt ] with tattoos
[ ] and have long hair
[ ] and have short hair
[x] and have mid-length hair



Your favorite color(s) are?
[ ] red
[ ] pink
[x] yellow
[x] black
[x] green
[x] blue
[ ] gold
[x] white
[ ] silver
[ ] purple
[ ] brown
[ ] orange
[ ] indigo
all of the above except brown



Some things you've done/played include...
[x] soccer
[ ] cheerleading
[x] dancing
[ ] lacrosse
[ ] field hockey
[ ] hockey
[ ] football
[ ] softball
[ ] wrestling
[ ] gymnastics
[ ] track/cross country
[sucked] basketball
[x] baseball
[ ] golf
[x] chess
[x] playing in the mud
[ ] playing music
[x] hiking
[ ] kayaking
[x] camping
[ ] horseback riding
[ ] marching band
[ ] rugby
so... wheres volleyball?? id pu it up myself but id much rather complain


You are sometimes...
[me?? never!] annoying
[x] talkative
[ ] shy
[ ] sweet
[always!] funny
[ ] mysterious
[ ] serious
[in a macho way!] bubbly
[ ] spazzy
[ ] paranoid
[who isnt??] fun-loving
[yes very] laid back
[ ] strict
[ ] hyper
[ ] nervous <--- nerveeer
[of course] weird



The music you like is?
[x] rap
[yes] rock
[yes] pop
[ ] country
[x] hip hop
[x] r&b
[ ] slow jams
[x] Christian
[ ] classical
[ ] techno
[ ] oldies
[ ] the 80s
[x] punk
[ ] Metal
[ ] reggae
[ ] Goth
[ ] Latin
[ ] 90's Grunge
[ ] musicals
(i dont like j-pop, just so yall know. matter fact i dislike very much. yeah just thwoing that out )


The pets you have are?
[he died] cat
[they died too...] dog
[now that one ran away] lizard
[ ] snake
[ ] ferret
[ ] spider
[ ] rabbit
[still thriving!] fish
[ ] bird
[ ] hamster
[ ] little sister
[ ] other



You're mostly labeled as?
[ ] goth
[ ] emo
[ ] prep
[ ] punk
[totally] hippie
[ ] nerd
[ ] ditzy
[ ] hyper
[sure] happy
[sure] everything
[reality check: society has labels! ] I hate labels! I'm just me!!!
[sure] I have no idea



You eat?
[when no ones looking...] dessert every night
[ ] no meat
[ ] diet stuff
[kinda] healthy foods
[ ] junk foods
[ ] a lot of carbs
[YES] ice cream
[YES] lots of meat
[NOO] salad
[yes] seafood
[ ] exotic dishes
[huh??] Mountain Dew



A typical friday night...
[ ] mall with your friends
[ ] partying
[ ] doing my homework [anyone see dance flick??] watching movies
[] going to the club
[x] staying home im a loser lol
[ ] playing videogames
[ ] babysitting and getting $$
[x] hanging out w/ my friends
[ ] hanging out w/ your boyfriend/girlfriend
[ ] working while your friends are out having fun



Currently you are...
[ ] in a relationship
[x] single and lovin it <--- then again...
[x] crushing..sorta <--- lol what it sounds so lame...
[ ] single and looking for someone
[x] just broke up... and so sad about it <--- weirddd

Online, you use:
[ ]
[x] lol
[ ] sup
[ ] ~larrycucumber2 http://larrycucumber2.deviantart.com/journal/23077434/ http://larrycucumber2.deviantart.com/journal/23077434/ Sun, 08 Feb 2009 08:30:52 PST
~~~TAG:~~~
i have been tagged by !
---------------------------------------------
MOVING ON
so here are the rules:
1. Post these rules.
2. Each tagged person must post 8 things about their self on their journal.
3. At the end, you have to choose and tag 8 people and post their icons on the same journal.
4. Go to their pages and send a message saying you tagged them.
5. No tag-backs.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
hmm well i cant resist tags so wtv heres 8 things any buddy/onlinepredator/randomdudeordudette can see:

1) Family Guy is my show w00t
2) My Name Is Earl is my other show w00tw00t
3) i cry whenever i hear 'Wherever You Will Go' by The Calling
4) favorite color? grey.
5) favorite movie? Men In Tights
6) my secret dream is 2 be a famous rapper
7) if rappin doesnt work out (n it prolly wont hehe) ima set up a hooters bar for dudettes ;D
8) UVA IS MY COLLEGE well that n W&M
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

i tag the following: (optional, but wtv dudes do it or i tp ur house!)




~~~TWILIGHT DOUJIN PAGELINKS~~~
Chapter 1:
- page 1 [link]
- page 2 [link]
- page 3 [link]
- page 4 [link]
- page 5 [link]
- page 6 [link]
- page 7 [link]
- page 8 [link]
- page 9 [link]
- page 10 [link]
- page 11 [link]
- page 12 [link]
- page 13 [link]
- page 14 [link]

Chapter 2:
page 3: [link]
page 4: [link]
page 5: [link]
page 6: http://larrycucumber2.deviantart.com/journal/22401233/ Sun, 04 Jan 2009 18:36:31 PST anyhoo just wanted 2 say happy 2009, here are the links to the twilight doujin, and that WHEN CHUCK NORRIS DOES PUSHUPS, HE AINT PULLIN HIMSELF UP; HE'S PUSHIN THE EARTH DOWN!!!


~~~TWILIGHT DOUJIN PAGELINKS~~~
Chapter 1:
- page 1 [link]
- page 2 [link]
- page 3 [link]
- page 4 [link]
- page 5 [link]
- page 6 [link]
- page 7 [link]
- page 8 [link]
- page 9 [link]
- page 10 [link]
- page 11 [link]
- page 12 [link]
- page 13 [link]
- page 14 [link]

Chapter 2:
page 3: [link]
page 4: [link]
page 5: [link]
page 6: [link]
page 7: [link]
page 8: [link]
page 9: [link]
page 10: [link]
page 11: [link]
page 12: [link]
page 13: [link]
page 14: [link]
page 15: [link]
page 16: [link]

]]> ~larrycucumber2 http://larrycucumber2.deviantart.com/journal/21457968/ http://larrycucumber2.deviantart.com/journal/21457968/ Wed, 12 Nov 2008 17:07:05 PST sry bout bein dead on devart, its just that....
ANIME CONVENTIONS OWN *w00t*


- went to the nekocon with and
- stayed out quite late
- went to the rave
- danced myself a cramp
- blew $$$ from the piggy bank
- hung out with <--- nevar shows up around here. think u too good fo us dave lister?!?! no didnt think so well cya next year (=
- played Are You A Werewolf
- ate mochi... a lot of mochi...
- VIC MINOGNA is FREAKIN HILARIOUS (or wtv his name is from full metal alchemist)
but most of all...

hung out with my good irl buddies



so is this reason enough to ignore the devArt buddies? damn right its not! *still did anyway sry lol* so yeah, expect doujinshi updates in the NEAR FUTURE.




peace out
,
~larrycucumber2

]]> ~larrycucumber2 http://larrycucumber2.deviantart.com/journal/20125304/ http://larrycucumber2.deviantart.com/journal/20125304/ Sun, 24 Aug 2008 06:48:20 PDT ing me for and have not been getting is back in session!


and to make up for it heres pages 3-6 right now: (1&2 are done by my good friend !)

page 1: [link]
page 2: [link]
page 3: [link]
page 4: [link]
page 5: [link]
page 6: [link]
page 7: [link]
page 8: [link]
page 9: [link]
page 10: [link]
page 11: [link]
page 12: [link]
page 13: [link]
page 14: [link]
page 15: [link]
page 16: [link]

as for those who are waiting for the sAsUnArU doujin updates, theyre coming too! *oh god u guys r killing me* but yeah, i kinda wanna... finish this chapter of twilight...

THANKS TO EVERYONE WHO STUCK BY, ESPECIALLY: (no particular order, so dont anyone get all hurt here)
~larrycucumber2 http://larrycucumber2.deviantart.com/journal/18894669/ http://larrycucumber2.deviantart.com/journal/18894669/ Tue, 17 Jun 2008 14:25:07 PDT
*blows kisses*


Have A Great Summer everybody so (hopefully) no drugs, no sex, and no alcohol for the underage!

peace out,
me -->

~~~~~~
PSPSPS: feel free to watch Mr. President Guy, the parody of the song American Pie featuring (guitar, vocals) and me again (vocals, revamped lyrics, movie)
[link]

]]> ~larrycucumber2 http://larrycucumber2.deviantart.com/journal/17655947/ http://larrycucumber2.deviantart.com/journal/17655947/ Wed, 02 Apr 2008 17:47:56 PDT
my doujin partner, , has been having quite a busy time lately, so uh... never fear, the next pages of chapter 2 IS UNDERWAY!!!

u guys wont be disappointed, Ardenn-chan rocks!
*and sorry again if yall waited... and waited... and still no doujin*


]]> ~larrycucumber2 http://larrycucumber2.deviantart.com/journal/17348280/ http://larrycucumber2.deviantart.com/journal/17348280/ Sat, 15 Mar 2008 14:05:17 PDT .>;

anyhoo again, is back! *to those who care*
feel free to ask for comissions and stuff please, i really need to get working. thanks everybody!


]]> ~larrycucumber2 http://larrycucumber2.deviantart.com/journal/16420755/ http://larrycucumber2.deviantart.com/journal/16420755/ Tue, 15 Jan 2008 16:46:00 PST

anyone wanna see my try at actually drawing manga? advice?


]]> ~larrycucumber2 http://larrycucumber2.deviantart.com/journal/16029012/ http://larrycucumber2.deviantart.com/journal/16029012/ Fri, 21 Dec 2007 12:43:02 PST

[One] Have you ever been asked out?
ha! twice last week XD

[Two] Ever questioned your sexuality?
HUH?! no. i am straight.

[Three] What is your middle name?
dont have one.

[[Four]] What is your relationship status?
happy, content single.

[Five] Does your crush like you back?
??? i have a crush?

[Six] Would you be stupid enough to drink 15 beers withen the course of an hour?
wait til im drinking age, then bribe me ;D

[Seven] what color underwear are you wearing?
grey!

[Eight] What color shirt are you wearing?
yellow & blue --- go michigan state!

[Ten] If you could go back in time and change something, would you?
nah, where i am now is fine.

[Eleven] If you must be an animal for one day, what would you be?
cat. ='_'=

[Twelve] Ever had a near death experience?
yeah. it helped shape my personality :3

[Thirteen] Something you do a lot?
make people laugh

[Fifteen] Who did you copy and paste this from?


[Sixteen] Name someone with the same birthday as you...
emilio aguinaldo!
you know who, filipino pplz!

[Seventeen] When was the last time you cried?
hmph, i have a manly facade to maintain here >:[

[Eightteen]Who is your bestfriend?
several people i care about a lot, and who are close to me.

[Nineteen] If you could have one super power what would it be?
whaat, just one?!

[Twenty] What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
eyes..?

[Twenty-one] What do you usually order from starbucks?
i never go there.

[Twenty-two] What's your biggest secret?
not telling.

[Twenty-three] Favorite color(s)?
grey!

[Twenty-four] Can you do splits?
hell yeah! lookie! *does split and rips pants while doing so*

[Twenty-five] Favorite thing about the opposite sex?
... the fact that it takes the two to keep the human species going..?

[Twenty-six] What are you eating or drinking at the moment?
hm, lemme see the fridge.

[Twenty-seven] Did you ever watch The Maury Show?
it should be called 'who's your daddy?'

[Twenty-Eight] What's your favorite smell?
...

[Twenty-nine] Describe your life in one word...
interesting!

[Thirty] Do you think your old?
depends.

[Thirty-one] Have you ever kissed in the rain?
i love the rain. haha. <3

[Thirty-two] What are you thinking about right now?
this things is taking forever.

[Thirty-four] Who was the last person to make you mad?
nick, you bastard, stop ignoring us.

[Thirty-five] Why are you doing this?someone tagged me, obviously.

[Thirty-seven] If you could have any last name in the world, what would it be?
GONZALES! long story...

[Thirty-eight] Do you act differently around the person you like?
=_=; i hope not.

[Thirty-nine] What is your natural hair color?
dark brown.

[Forty] Is the person you like at the moment thinking of you?
who knows?

I TAG:




http://larrycucumber2.deviantart.com/journal/15960442/ Sun, 16 Dec 2007 14:12:03 PST
I LOST MY EFFEN FOLDER!!!!!! and a certain someone DID tell me to organize my stuff... well i have lost it in one go. sorry, no more poetry for a while... oh snap!


on the bright side, i shall put up my winning art entry *from school competition* as soon as i get it back.

]]> ~larrycucumber2 http://larrycucumber2.deviantart.com/journal/15863290/ http://larrycucumber2.deviantart.com/journal/15863290/ Sun, 09 Dec 2007 13:17:43 PST No matter how crazy, inappropriate, or random they are.
I will answer 100% truthfully or as close to the truth as I can.

Now here's the thing.
You must put this in your journal.
See what other people will ask you.
And you're done.

~~~~~~~~~~~~

*GULP* Haha, I think I pissed off a few too many people over this, so good person that I am, I shall gladly let them shoot me in return. Ask away, pplz!

Oh yeah, and I swear not to hide any comments or delete this journal, no matter what happens. That sound good?

]]> ~larrycucumber2 http://larrycucumber2.deviantart.com/journal/15722133/ http://larrycucumber2.deviantart.com/journal/15722133/ Thu, 29 Nov 2007 14:15:32 PST [link]

please take a moment and check out this website --- it will be worth your while.

MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYBODY!


]]> ~larrycucumber2 http://larrycucumber2.deviantart.com/journal/15561870/ http://larrycucumber2.deviantart.com/journal/15561870/ Sun, 18 Nov 2007 11:50:26 PST
i am now the proud owner of a SANSA E200!!!!!!

it is officially my baby which i shall love and cherish for the rest of my life *cough---untilthenextmodel---cough*

if im being too paranoid about it, please either ignore my ranting or flick me off. k?

]]> ~larrycucumber2 http://larrycucumber2.deviantart.com/journal/14856758/ http://larrycucumber2.deviantart.com/journal/14856758/ Thu, 04 Oct 2007 16:32:49 PDT
The catch is: In turn, you have to put this in your journal and do the same.


SPREAD THE LOVE!!!
thanks to Raburetta for this genius concept



where would i be without you, my good friend?! credit goes to you for getting me into devart but anyhoo, here ya go!

YeyCelebi - [link]
what can i say? i love it! especially the wings and eyes, not to mention the background

GAARA OF THE FUNK :kill'd: - [link]
eh, Ardenn would strangle me if i didnt post gaara --- that, and the fact that you can almost feel the awesome sand background swirling around you... *ish killed by gaara fans*

Caramelldansen Wif Friends - [link]
heh, sorry but i knocked out the itachi one for this: a chibified version of our little gang in real life! XD



hello there my good narusaku-loving friend... all squabbling aside, heres another gallery that is not yet a masterpiece, but is nevertheless growing! keep drawing, and may the best *hemhem* pairing win!

Naruto and Sakura colored - [link]
a little messy, but they look so cute together! i like sakura's holding naruto's arm... it gives them a 'together' feeling

Older Hana - [link]
seriously, we need more hana asakura fanart here! :3

Radio Manga Fun II - [link]
a nice collage on random little thoughts...



i logged in this morning only to see your 40-something newly submitted works in my messages! XD where do you get all that inspiration, hmm? O_O

Near Nude Bakura - [link]
NOT a yaoi perv, i swear! but porn or no porn, this ones a really good pic

Art Trade With Spiritfox: Mana - [link]
my fave char in the egypt arc! i noticed the deceptively evil 'little girl pose' and could not help but be reminded of a certain friend of mine... XD

Naruto in July - [link]
see lee with the little snorkel? lee, you perv... the flames of youth are burning! *maito gai pose*


http://larrycucumber2.deviantart.com/journal/14663112/ Sun, 16 Sep 2007 16:57:35 PDT
'Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see.'

Watson replies, 'I see millions of stars.'

'What does that tell you?'

Watson ponders for a minute.
'Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?

'...Watson, you idiot, someone has stolen our tent.'



]]> ~larrycucumber2 http://larrycucumber2.deviantart.com/journal/14590283/ http://larrycucumber2.deviantart.com/journal/14590283/ Tue, 11 Sep 2007 13:39:18 PDT AMAZINGLY ACCURATE
Whatever you do, don't cheat!

CHINESE HOROSCOPE :
THE YEAR OF THE IRON DRAGON,
WISHING YOU PROSPERITY AND GOOD FORTUNE IN THE
CHINESE NEW YEAR

FOLLOW THE INSTRUCTIONS -
DO NOT CHEAT
OR IT WON'T WORK AND
YOU WILL WISH YOU HADN`T.
TAKE 3 MINUTES
TRY THIS - IT WILL FREAK YOU OUT
THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO ME SAID
HER WISH CAME TRUE 10 MINUTES AFTER SHE FORWARDED THE EMAIL

NO CHEATING !!!!









THIS GAME HAS A FUNNY / CREEPY OUTCOME.

DO NOT READ AHEAD, JUST DO IT.

IT TAKES ABOUT 3 MINUTES - WORTH A TRY

1st. Get PEN and PAPER

2nd. WHEN CHOOSING NAMES, MAKE SURE THEY ARE REAL PEOPLE THAT YOU ACTUALLY KNOW

3rd. GO WITH YOUR FIRST INSTINCTS !!!!! Very important for good results.

4th. SCROLL DOWN

ONE LINE AT THE TIME
DON`T READ AHEAD
otherwise
YOU WILL RUIN THE FUN.









1. On a blank sheet of paper, WRITE NUMBERS 1 through 11 in a COLUMN on the LEFT.












2. BESIDE the NUMBERS 1 & 2 ,

WRITE DOWN ANY
2 NUMBERS YOU WANT..

DO YOU HAVE A FAVORITE NUMBER?














3. BESIDE the NUMBERS 3 & 7 ,

WRITE DOWN THE NAMES OF TWO MEMBERS
OF THE OPPOSITE SEX.











CAUTION: DO NOT LOOK AHEAD or IT WILL NOT TURN OUT RIGHT














4. WRITE ANYONES NAME

(like FRIENDS or FAMILY...)
next to 4, 5, & 6 .













DON`T CHEAT OR YOU`LL BE UPSET THAT YOU DID













5. WRITE down FOUR SONG TITLES in 8, 9, 10, & 11
















6. Finally,

MAKE A WISH

















ARE YOU READY?
HERE IS THE

KEY TO THE GAME


1. THE NUMBER of PEOPLE YOU MUST TELL ABOUT THIS GAME is found in SPACE 2



2. THE PERSON IN SPACE 3 IS THE ONE YOU LOVE




3. THE PERSON YOU LIKE but your relationship CANNOT WORK is in SPACE 7




4. YOU CARE MOST about the PERSON you put in SPACE 4






5. THE PERSON YOU NAME IN NUMBER 5 IS THE ONE WHO KNOWS YOU VERY WELL.







6. THE PERSON YOU NAMED IN 6 IS YOUR

LUCKY STAR







7. THE SONG IN 8 IS THE SONG THAT MATCHES WITH THE

PERSON IN NUMBER 3






8. THE TITLE IN 9 IS THE SONG FOR THE

PERSON IN 7







9. THE 10 TH SPACE IS THE SONG THAT TELLS YOU MOST ABOUT

YOUR MIND






10. AND 11 IS THE SONG TELLING HOW YOU

FEEL ABOUT LIFE






11. NUMBER 1 IS YOUR

LUCKY NUMBER

SEND THIS TO A MINIMUM OF
10 PEOPLE
WITHIN AN HOUR OF READING THIS.



IF YOU DO, YOUR WISH WILL COME TRUE.

IF YOU FAIL TO, IT WILL BECOME THE OPPOSITE

STRANGE HOW IT SEEMS TO WORK

]]> ~larrycucumber2 http://larrycucumber2.deviantart.com/journal/14537120/ http://larrycucumber2.deviantart.com/journal/14537120/ Fri, 07 Sep 2007 21:07:13 PDT -kun<, kurita, and mushashi's past MUST CLICK THIS LINK TO THE LATEST ES21 CHAPTER!!!!


[link]

... or else ill sic cerberos on you



]]> ~larrycucumber2 http://larrycucumber2.deviantart.com/journal/14408841/ http://larrycucumber2.deviantart.com/journal/14408841/ Thu, 30 Aug 2007 10:55:11 PDT
Jack wakes up at home with a HUGE hangover he can't believe. He opens his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table. And, next to them, a single red rose!

Jack sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and
pressed. He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror, and notices a note on the table:

"Honey, breakfast is on the
stove, I left early to go shopping--Love you!"

He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating.

Jack asks, "son...what happened last night?"

"Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and out of your mind. You broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and got that black eye when you ran into the door."

"So, why is everything in such perfect order, so clean, I have a rose, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?"

His son replies, "Oh THAT!... Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off, you screamed, "Leave me alone, lady, I'm married!"

Broken furniture - $85.26
Hot Breakfast - $4.20
Red Rose bud -$3.00
Two Aspirins -$.38
Saying the right thing, at the right time.........Priceless.

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1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them
and stranding them at strategic locations. *hemhem lingerie by the mens*

2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.

3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals
throughout the day.

4. Start playing Calvinball; see how many people you can get
to join in.

5. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the
spray air fresheners.

6. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.

7. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.

8. Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit.

9. When there are people behind you, walk REALLY SLOW,
especially thin narrow aisles.

10. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I
think we've got a Code 3 in Housewares," and see what
happens.

11. Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all off
and turn the volumes to "10".

12. Play with the automatic doors.

13. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen
you in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid
embarrassment.

14. While walking through the clothing department, ask
yourself loud enough for all to hear, "Who BUYS this junk,
anyway?"

15. Repeat Number 14 in the jewelry department.

16. Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you're
taking it for a "test drive."

17. Follow people through the aisles, always staying about
five feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the
department.

18. Play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire store
as your playing field.

19. As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look
mesmerized and say, "Wow. Magic!"

20. Put M&M's on layaway.

21. Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.

22. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you'll
only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath.

23. Test the fishing rods and see what you can "catch" from
the other aisles.

24. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.

25. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around
saying,"...I'm Batman. Come, Robin, to the Batcave!"


paste it somewhere or do at least three of these, i dont care, JUST DO IT OR ILL WAVE MY MAGICAL PIXIE WAND AND TURN THY HAIR PINK, FOOLISH MORTAL!!!!!!! >

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