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Note me with your mailing address if you'd like one! If you didn't recieve your card last year, you're guaranteed to be on the list this year but let me know if your address has changed.

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:b ]]> http://lazysmirk.deviantart.com/journal/Devious-Journal-Entry-269576660 http://lazysmirk.deviantart.com/journal/Devious-Journal-Entry-269576660 Thu, 17 Nov 2011 17:38:22 PST Devious Journal Entry nonadult journals/personal lazysmirk http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/l/a/lazysmirk.gif?3 Copyright 2011-2013 ~lazysmirk @lazysmirk
One of the cool bros I met through just opened up commissions! http://and-also-dinosaurs.deviantart.com/journal/Commissions-Please-Help-269356888
Also hello, look I am alive but writing a paper and also still very busy. ]]> http://lazysmirk.deviantart.com/journal/Fuck-those-guys-253885094 http://lazysmirk.deviantart.com/journal/Fuck-those-guys-253885094 Fri, 19 Aug 2011 15:26:45 PDT Fuck those guys. nonadult journals/personal lazysmirk http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/l/a/lazysmirk.gif?3 Copyright 2011-2013 ~lazysmirk @lazysmirk
Fall semester is about to kick off. Finally a senior, so if I plow through the next 3 semesters I can graduate next fall. I bet most of you guys are already back in school too. What happened to our beautiful summer?

This summer had some baller highlights, including but not limited to taking an excellent Microbiology class taught by a pathologist, going to DC with Tish, getting a raise at work, watching a pretty lady cut open a kitten's head with a bone saw and extract the brain, learning about fear, and being an adult. I drew and wrote a little too. That was cool. I actually think I might be getting sm ]]> http://lazysmirk.deviantart.com/journal/A-Noble-Gas-216150614 http://lazysmirk.deviantart.com/journal/A-Noble-Gas-216150614 Fri, 01 Jul 2011 15:57:57 PDT A Noble Gas nonadult journals/personal lazysmirk http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/l/a/lazysmirk.gif?3 Copyright 2011-2013 ~lazysmirk @lazysmirk
Aw yeah. Modus Operandi.

It's July. I hope you bros are all well. ]]> http://lazysmirk.deviantart.com/journal/Christmas-cards-shipped-222988275 http://lazysmirk.deviantart.com/journal/Christmas-cards-shipped-222988275 Thu, 23 Dec 2010 19:57:59 PST Christmas cards ::shipped:: nonadult journals/personal lazysmirk http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/l/a/lazysmirk.gif?3 Copyright 2010-2013 ~lazysmirk @lazysmirk http://lazysmirk.deviantart.com/journal/Writer-s-Meme-MO-News-223130227 http://lazysmirk.deviantart.com/journal/Writer-s-Meme-MO-News-223130227 Sat, 30 Oct 2010 05:21:36 PDT Writer's Meme + MO News nonadult journals/personal lazysmirk http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/l/a/lazysmirk.gif?3 Copyright 2010-2013 ~lazysmirk @lazysmirk http://lazysmirk.deviantart.com/journal/The-Greatest-Speech-To-Ever-Exist-223994995 http://lazysmirk.deviantart.com/journal/The-Greatest-Speech-To-Ever-Exist-223994995 Sat, 11 Sep 2010 19:11:30 PDT The Greatest Speech To Ever Exist nonadult journals/personal lazysmirk http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/l/a/lazysmirk.gif?3 Copyright 2010-2013 ~lazysmirk @lazysmirk http://lazysmirk.deviantart.com/journal/Cri-du-chat-224153287 http://lazysmirk.deviantart.com/journal/Cri-du-chat-224153287 Wed, 01 Sep 2010 15:12:30 PDT Cri du chat nonadult journals/personal lazysmirk http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/l/a/lazysmirk.gif?3 Copyright 2010-2013 ~lazysmirk @lazysmirk http://lazysmirk.deviantart.com/journal/Brought-to-you-by-Smoking-224935002 http://lazysmirk.deviantart.com/journal/Brought-to-you-by-Smoking-224935002 Thu, 29 Jul 2010 15:44:35 PDT Brought to you by: Smoking nonadult journals/personal lazysmirk http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/l/a/lazysmirk.gif?3 Copyright 2010-2013 ~lazysmirk @lazysmirk http://lazysmirk.deviantart.com/journal/MCATs-and-Med-school-225487345 http://lazysmirk.deviantart.com/journal/MCATs-and-Med-school-225487345 Sun, 27 Jun 2010 18:18:17 PDT MCATs and Med school nonadult journals/personal lazysmirk http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/l/a/lazysmirk.gif?3 Copyright 2010-2013 ~lazysmirk @lazysmirk http://lazysmirk.deviantart.com/journal/W00-edit-BAK-Advice-226110576 http://lazysmirk.deviantart.com/journal/W00-edit-BAK-Advice-226110576 Sun, 30 May 2010 15:58:06 PDT ::W00 edit:: BAK: Advice. nonadult journals/personal lazysmirk http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/l/a/lazysmirk.gif?3 Copyright 2010-2013 ~lazysmirk @lazysmirk http://lazysmirk.deviantart.com/journal/quot-Hey-sweetheart-quot-M-O-Update-226188245 http://lazysmirk.deviantart.com/journal/quot-Hey-sweetheart-quot-M-O-Update-226188245 Thu, 20 May 2010 16:22:36 PDT "Hey, sweetheart." : M.O. Update nonadult journals/personal lazysmirk http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/l/a/lazysmirk.gif?3 Copyright 2010-2013 ~lazysmirk @lazysmirk http://lazysmirk.deviantart.com/journal/It-s-expeditious-226477121 http://lazysmirk.deviantart.com/journal/It-s-expeditious-226477121 Mon, 03 May 2010 17:21:12 PDT It’s expeditious. nonadult journals/personal lazysmirk http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/l/a/lazysmirk.gif?3 Copyright 2010-2013 ~lazysmirk @lazysmirk http://lazysmirk.deviantart.com/journal/The-red-bull-gathered-them-for-me-226727183 http://lazysmirk.deviantart.com/journal/The-red-bull-gathered-them-for-me-226727183 Sun, 18 Apr 2010 15:27:09 PDT The red bull gathered them for me. nonadult journals/personal lazysmirk http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/l/a/lazysmirk.gif?3 Copyright 2010-2013 ~lazysmirk @lazysmirk http://lazysmirk.deviantart.com/journal/Did-you-shrink-or-something-226936809 http://lazysmirk.deviantart.com/journal/Did-you-shrink-or-something-226936809 Tue, 06 Apr 2010 10:29:35 PDT Did you shrink or something? nonadult journals/personal lazysmirk http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/l/a/lazysmirk.gif?3 Copyright 2010-2013 ~lazysmirk @lazysmirk http://lazysmirk.deviantart.com/journal/POLITIERECTION-227362891 http://lazysmirk.deviantart.com/journal/POLITIERECTION-227362891 Mon, 22 Mar 2010 12:38:55 PDT POLITIERECTION nonadult journals/personal lazysmirk http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/l/a/lazysmirk.gif?3 Copyright 2010-2013 ~lazysmirk @lazysmirk http://lazysmirk.deviantart.com/journal/Get-Your-Motor-227560134 http://lazysmirk.deviantart.com/journal/Get-Your-Motor-227560134 Fri, 12 Mar 2010 07:36:01 PST Get Your Motor nonadult journals/personal lazysmirk http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/l/a/lazysmirk.gif?3 Copyright 2010-2013 ~lazysmirk @lazysmirk http://lazysmirk.deviantart.com/journal/Come-on-down-Don-t-be-such-a-faggot-edit-227840171 http://lazysmirk.deviantart.com/journal/Come-on-down-Don-t-be-such-a-faggot-edit-227840171 Tue, 02 Mar 2010 11:05:49 PST Come on down. Don't be such a faggot. ::edit:: nonadult journals/personal lazysmirk http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/l/a/lazysmirk.gif?3 Copyright 2010-2013 ~lazysmirk @lazysmirk And today I-I. I don't even. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SyTu_ZdcBCo
You better not talk to me again ass-face. Or you better have confused my name its other pronunciation.

Spring break in 2 wks. So close. Fuck. So close.
So, uh, one of our dogs died of heart failure a week ago. It was very sad and I miss all the things about her. But I also can't drop the ball and mope for another week because stuff needs to get done. And, goddamn, I really think my dog would be sad if I wa ]]> http://lazysmirk.deviantart.com/journal/Devious-Journal-Entry-227961083 http://lazysmirk.deviantart.com/journal/Devious-Journal-Entry-227961083 Tue, 16 Feb 2010 19:09:11 PST Devious Journal Entry nonadult journals/personal lazysmirk http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/l/a/lazysmirk.gif?3 Copyright 2010-2013 ~lazysmirk @lazysmirk
Have a heart. ]]> http://lazysmirk.deviantart.com/journal/Bullets-Right-Through-the-Sternum-228065461 http://lazysmirk.deviantart.com/journal/Bullets-Right-Through-the-Sternum-228065461 Thu, 11 Feb 2010 09:51:27 PST Bullets Right Through the Sternum nonadult journals/personal lazysmirk http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/l/a/lazysmirk.gif?3 Copyright 2010-2013 ~lazysmirk @lazysmirk
Uh. Lessee. I'm finally shopping for a laptop so I'll stop losing chunks of assignment time when I'm not at home.
Dell factory outlet, I am stalking you for something under $450. Make it happen, sir.

Still really burnt out, like I'm not getting enough sleep. I gotta cut up those fresh oranges, juice the rest of my humongous lemon, and make some goddamn ceviche. Good food that is not 9 cups of coffee'll probably help out a lot.

It's weird to be busy.
Tickle it. http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/e8e4424115/between-two-ferns-with-z ]]> http://lazysmirk.deviantart.com/journal/It-s-Funny-Because-He-s-Fat-228128867 http://lazysmirk.deviantart.com/journal/It-s-Funny-Because-He-s-Fat-228128867 Sun, 07 Feb 2010 16:48:40 PST It's Funny Because He's Fat. nonadult journals/personal lazysmirk http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/l/a/lazysmirk.gif?3 Copyright 2010-2013 ~lazysmirk @lazysmirk
Ever see a sleepy dog?
Like that.

It's really great that coffee exists.

The Hangover is funny. It's great to see Zack Galifianakis get some high profile work.

I am really tired. My dog's trachea is closing off on her occasionally. Which is not so cool when you're 8yrs old. I hope the doctor is kind to us and gives us manageable meds.
Bought a journal and wrote about the fat lady in front of me in the line at Winn-Dixie. People should understand that teal is a terrible colour. Especially when it ]]> http://lazysmirk.deviantart.com/journal/DD-Progress-Round-2-228697843 http://lazysmirk.deviantart.com/journal/DD-Progress-Round-2-228697843 Thu, 07 Jan 2010 09:51:07 PST DD Progress: Round 2 nonadult journals/personal lazysmirk http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/l/a/lazysmirk.gif?3 Copyright 2010-2013 ~lazysmirk @lazysmirk Brain vomit fest: http://lazysmirk.deviantart.com/art/Round-2-Preview-149884994

Really happy to go up against :devbuuya: and had a great time forming a story around her characters.
So, anyway, this thing:

Cry Deeply: :star::star::star:

Menstruate All Over the Goddamn Place: :star::star::star:

Stalk Opponent's Page: :star::star::star:

Extrapolate Needed Information from Opponent: :star::star::star:

Study: :star::star::star:

Brainstorm with =whitetrashpalace :star::star::star:

Study: :star::star::star:

Outline Round's Plot: :star::star::star:
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Ganked from an article by Brian Frazer.
1) The Flaming Lips play at every wedding.

2) Every employee at Home Depot knows where the two-inch nails are or their checks don't clear.

3) More colors for pandas, less colors for peacocks.

4) Anyone who uses the word absotively dies within a year.

5) Elevators can go sideways.

6) The only time we ever see a man's feet is during Flintstones reruns.

7) Our penises are also felt-tip pens.

8) Oil and water not only mix, they're best friends.

9) Old batteries ]]> http://lazysmirk.deviantart.com/journal/Anxi-amp-eacute-t-amp-eacute-228974966 http://lazysmirk.deviantart.com/journal/Anxi-amp-eacute-t-amp-eacute-228974966 Thu, 24 Dec 2009 23:12:49 PST Anxiété nonadult journals/personal lazysmirk http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/l/a/lazysmirk.gif?3 Copyright 2009-2013 ~lazysmirk @lazysmirk
The holidays make me antsy. The pressure and expectation to be merry, and having my car mired in the shop, has been rubbing me wrong for weeks and I'm totally ready for the New Year (and my car).
Spring semester is classes in Mental Health and Drug Abuse. Anatomy II should be a cakewalk compared to the hell that was Anatomy I. Easier A's, please.

I greet 2010 with trepidation.
Scary, wonderful 2010.
Deportation is less of a possibility now. I'm legal. Now we get to the hard part of striving to succeed. And continuing to strive to succeed. And failing. And struggling. Christ, life happens now. Shi ]]> http://lazysmirk.deviantart.com/journal/Hard-Work-CRITS-229097709 http://lazysmirk.deviantart.com/journal/Hard-Work-CRITS-229097709 Sun, 20 Dec 2009 10:41:51 PST Hard Work. //CRITS// nonadult journals/personal lazysmirk http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/l/a/lazysmirk.gif?3 Copyright 2009-2013 ~lazysmirk @lazysmirk
Oh look~http://whitetrashpalace.deviantart.com/art/DD-ROUND-1-1-147136200

:new:For Christmas, I'd like some crits. Very badly, in fact. Anything is welcome guys, honestly. :arc: http://whitetrashpalace.deviantart.com/journal/29053606/#comments ]]> http://lazysmirk.deviantart.com/journal/Wherever-You-Go-There-You-Are-229251094 http://lazysmirk.deviantart.com/journal/Wherever-You-Go-There-You-Are-229251094 Tue, 15 Dec 2009 20:26:53 PST Wherever You Go. There You Are. nonadult journals/personal lazysmirk http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/l/a/lazysmirk.gif?3 Copyright 2009-2013 ~lazysmirk @lazysmirk http://lazysmirk.deviantart.com/journal/Sunshine-and-Lollipops-229362387 http://lazysmirk.deviantart.com/journal/Sunshine-and-Lollipops-229362387 Wed, 02 Dec 2009 13:17:55 PST Sunshine and Lollipops nonadult journals/personal lazysmirk http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/l/a/lazysmirk.gif?3 Copyright 2009-2013 ~lazysmirk @lazysmirk http://lazysmirk.deviantart.com/journal/Tuesdays-With-Morrie-229480996 http://lazysmirk.deviantart.com/journal/Tuesdays-With-Morrie-229480996 Wed, 25 Nov 2009 09:41:51 PST Tuesdays With Morrie nonadult journals/personal lazysmirk http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/l/a/lazysmirk.gif?3 Copyright 2009-2013 ~lazysmirk @lazysmirk http://lazysmirk.deviantart.com/journal/My-DeviantDead-Progress-229627705 http://lazysmirk.deviantart.com/journal/My-DeviantDead-Progress-229627705 Sat, 21 Nov 2009 09:18:08 PST My DeviantDead Progress nonadult journals/personal lazysmirk http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/l/a/lazysmirk.gif?3 Copyright 2009-2013 ~lazysmirk @lazysmirk http://lazysmirk.deviantart.com/journal/Goofy-spaghetti-bender-smile-229726435 http://lazysmirk.deviantart.com/journal/Goofy-spaghetti-bender-smile-229726435 Tue, 10 Nov 2009 08:04:39 PST Goofy, spaghetti-bender smile. nonadult journals/personal lazysmirk http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/l/a/lazysmirk.gif?3 Copyright 2009-2013 ~lazysmirk @lazysmirk http://lazysmirk.deviantart.com/journal/You-just-say-bingo-229834670 http://lazysmirk.deviantart.com/journal/You-just-say-bingo-229834670 Tue, 03 Nov 2009 19:55:12 PST You just say, bingo. nonadult journals/personal lazysmirk http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/l/a/lazysmirk.gif?3 Copyright 2009-2013 ~lazysmirk @lazysmirk http://lazysmirk.deviantart.com/journal/Click-Here-for-Free-Penis-Camera-230503036 http://lazysmirk.deviantart.com/journal/Click-Here-for-Free-Penis-Camera-230503036 Sat, 19 Sep 2009 17:09:30 PDT Click Here for Free Penis Camera. nonadult journals/personal lazysmirk http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/l/a/lazysmirk.gif?3 Copyright 2009-2013 ~lazysmirk @lazysmirk http://lazysmirk.deviantart.com/journal/Curious-Sef-And-The-Dump-Truck-231043354 http://lazysmirk.deviantart.com/journal/Curious-Sef-And-The-Dump-Truck-231043354 Sun, 16 Aug 2009 10:38:00 PDT Curious Sef And The Dump Truck. nonadult journals/personal lazysmirk http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/l/a/lazysmirk.gif?3 Copyright 2009-2013 ~lazysmirk @lazysmirk http://lazysmirk.deviantart.com/journal/Ultra-sex-filled-Old-man-Exploitation-231358266 http://lazysmirk.deviantart.com/journal/Ultra-sex-filled-Old-man-Exploitation-231358266 Tue, 28 Jul 2009 08:58:10 PDT Ultra-sex-filled Old-man Exploitation. nonadult journals/personal lazysmirk http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/l/a/lazysmirk.gif?3 Copyright 2009-2013 ~lazysmirk @lazysmirk http://lazysmirk.deviantart.com/journal/Turn-Into-A-Jet-231428895 http://lazysmirk.deviantart.com/journal/Turn-Into-A-Jet-231428895 Thu, 23 Jul 2009 18:34:40 PDT Turn Into A Jet. nonadult journals/personal lazysmirk http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/l/a/lazysmirk.gif?3 Copyright 2009-2013 ~lazysmirk @lazysmirk
Tagged by :devwolflover84:

:star: I read the labels on everything I eat. Why is there corn syrup in some soups?

:star: I deal with everything by focusing entirely on the present. This ends up making days go by very slowly because you'd never know how long a second is until you're in it.

:star: I used to write poetry. Really faggy poetry. With "thee" and "thine". :|

:star: I can't tell a lot of people apart but can tell when they switch out dogs in a movie. There's, like, at least 3 dogs playing Chance in Homeward Bound.

:star: Children are in the same category as dirty clothes and to me.

:star: Drew a dick on :devxpunkas ]]> http://lazysmirk.deviantart.com/journal/Manly-Journal-It-s-Manly-231903828 http://lazysmirk.deviantart.com/journal/Manly-Journal-It-s-Manly-231903828 Wed, 24 Jun 2009 17:14:26 PDT Manly Journal. It's Manly. nonadult journals/personal lazysmirk http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/l/a/lazysmirk.gif?3 Copyright 2009-2013 ~lazysmirk @lazysmirk http://lazysmirk.deviantart.com/journal/Hey-HEY-ASSHOLE-232065630 http://lazysmirk.deviantart.com/journal/Hey-HEY-ASSHOLE-232065630 Sun, 14 Jun 2009 16:56:28 PDT Hey. HEY, ASSHOLE. nonadult journals/personal lazysmirk http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/l/a/lazysmirk.gif?3 Copyright 2009-2013 ~lazysmirk @lazysmirk http://lazysmirk.deviantart.com/journal/Sophisti-funk-232235050 http://lazysmirk.deviantart.com/journal/Sophisti-funk-232235050 Fri, 05 Jun 2009 21:11:06 PDT Sophisti-funk nonadult journals/personal lazysmirk http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/l/a/lazysmirk.gif?3 Copyright 2009-2013 ~lazysmirk @lazysmirk http://lazysmirk.deviantart.com/journal/Turd-Blossom-232384238 http://lazysmirk.deviantart.com/journal/Turd-Blossom-232384238 Sat, 23 May 2009 09:54:02 PDT Turd Blossom. nonadult journals/personal lazysmirk http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/l/a/lazysmirk.gif?3 Copyright 2009-2013 ~lazysmirk @lazysmirk
Please stop allowing people to write and publish books with titles like
"Dictator Style"
"Queer Quotes"
"Cause of Death: A Perfect Little Guide To What Kills Us"
and
"An Encyclopedia of Assholes".

It's not fair. I'm running out of space for all these awesome books.
Although, yeah, thanks for having them on sale for 70-80% off.

I'm not, however, thanking you for this heinous post-nasal drip or sore throat FLU.

Much appreciate it,
Leah

P.S. In all seriousness, you should probably stop though. ]]> http://lazysmirk.deviantart.com/journal/Snoopy-Was-a-Beagle-232579121 http://lazysmirk.deviantart.com/journal/Snoopy-Was-a-Beagle-232579121 Fri, 08 May 2009 19:57:05 PDT Snoopy Was a Beagle nonadult journals/personal lazysmirk http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/l/a/lazysmirk.gif?3 Copyright 2009-2013 ~lazysmirk @lazysmirk
I know!

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Wedding Steak is Nice.

Stolen from Arthur Aron because that's how I roll. These are some pretty neat questions and, honestly, if I find you on MSN, I'll ask you one or two anyway because I'm nosy.

Snoop Meme
Truthfully answer at least 3.
If you answer more than that then you are some kind of balls god.

:bulletgreen: Before making a phone call, do you ]]> http://lazysmirk.deviantart.com/journal/Two-Apartment-Buildings-That-Are-232655818 http://lazysmirk.deviantart.com/journal/Two-Apartment-Buildings-That-Are-232655818 Sat, 02 May 2009 19:58:30 PDT Two Apartment Buildings That Are... nonadult journals/personal lazysmirk http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/l/a/lazysmirk.gif?3 Copyright 2009-2013 ~lazysmirk @lazysmirk
I know!

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Labeled "Hers" and "Hers".

This is the best photo of me ever. Let's all look at it.

May already. Gawd, dude.
I'm almost 25. That's car-renting age.

You know what I want for my birthday? Blood. Sweet, sweet blood.
Be cool like :devhydromopnglow: and donate some blood for me.
For the freaking children.

It's gonna take me forever to get up to the safe ]]> http://lazysmirk.deviantart.com/journal/Ah-Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh-232982033 http://lazysmirk.deviantart.com/journal/Ah-Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh-232982033 Wed, 08 Apr 2009 09:33:52 PDT Ah. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! nonadult journals/personal lazysmirk http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/l/a/lazysmirk.gif?3 Copyright 2009-2013 ~lazysmirk @lazysmirk
I know!

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Joe Rogan is balls.

That is a fact.

Another fact: Green cards aren't green.

It's now time to call everyone I love and tell them I'm getting deported.
It was priceless. Just fantastic.

2009 RESOLUTIONS:
You can do it, boy!
:bulletblue: Draw better, faggot. Sketch more, dickhole.
:bulletblue: Participate in at least one OCT, preferably :devdeviantd ]]> http://lazysmirk.deviantart.com/journal/SugarTits-233034514 http://lazysmirk.deviantart.com/journal/SugarTits-233034514 Tue, 07 Apr 2009 08:17:10 PDT SugarTits~ nonadult journals/personal lazysmirk http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/l/a/lazysmirk.gif?3 Copyright 2009-2013 ~lazysmirk @lazysmirk
I know!

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Boom! Yummy.

EDIT: Pretend I don't sound like that when I talk to animals.
http://tinypic.com/player.php?v=21eb0c4&s=5

Sophie is a happy dog:

That is all.

2009 RESOLUTIONS:
You can do it, boy!
:bulletblue: Draw better, faggot. Sketch more, dickhole.
:bulletblue: Participate in at least one OCT, preferably :devdeviantdead:.
:bulletblue: Complete ]]> http://lazysmirk.deviantart.com/journal/Deep-Dickin-233167777 http://lazysmirk.deviantart.com/journal/Deep-Dickin-233167777 Wed, 25 Mar 2009 13:26:30 PDT Deep Dickin' nonadult journals/personal lazysmirk http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/l/a/lazysmirk.gif?3 Copyright 2009-2013 ~lazysmirk @lazysmirk
I know!

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Kid Break

So, I counted. Annnnnnnd. I actually own ten english dictionaries. This is. This is-huh.
And you know that's not enough?
I don't have one for medical terms, law, or psychological disorders.
I need to take another trip to Goodwill.

ANYWAY.
I stole this from :devthis-is: who, in turn, stole this from , dude, everyone.
Strokin' ma ego~ Lalala ]]> http://lazysmirk.deviantart.com/journal/My-Face-Is-Made-Of-Current-Events-233325580 http://lazysmirk.deviantart.com/journal/My-Face-Is-Made-Of-Current-Events-233325580 Fri, 13 Mar 2009 13:55:41 PDT My Face Is Made Of Current Events nonadult journals/personal lazysmirk http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/l/a/lazysmirk.gif?3 Copyright 2009-2013 ~lazysmirk @lazysmirk
I know!

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Gouda Cheese

Happy Pi Day!

Things you should've seen (and should see re-airings of):
South Park Season 13 premiere.
and
The Daily Show.

Best thing you're missing every weekday morning:
The Diane Rehm Show

Best thing you're missing every weekend:
This American Life

I am a 50 yr old man stuck in a chick's body.
Join me and suckle on the teat of ]]>