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if you want to hear about my life and such. Right now it is all full of emo ranting, for the most part, but I promise in future it will be filled with happy and bubbly observations of Morocco and riding a train across the country. Yay!

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I have been doing a lot more drawing recently, more than i have been in the last two years, i think. That isn't saying too much, but, still, saying a lot when compared to the work load i have now days. I dunno. I think the art comes out strongest during times of stress, and though I am not unhappy, i am...stressed. There is so much going on all at once, all the time. and. A pause is good to have. a moment of mental peace. just a simple process of meditation. and that is what my work is, for me. painting. drawing. playing on the tablet. It is meditation. and I am getting a little more adept at this whole photoshop business, and so now i find that I don't get nearly as frustrated with my ignorance handi-caps.

Things are good in my life right now. really good.

]]> ~legamorf http://legamorf.deviantart.com/journal/25109479/ http://legamorf.deviantart.com/journal/25109479/ Wed, 03 Jun 2009 15:10:24 PDT
I have not been putting up any artwork!

My brothers dog just got into every trash can in the house!

I just paid off a rather sizable chunk of loan!

I finished reading Anathem, Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep? and Pride and Prejudice all in a go. I rather like them in that same order. And I felt all three were very good and deserving books. Some of you know what that kind of praise from me means.

Anathem may very well get placed on my shelf of favorite books ever, along side Dun Cow and Watership Down. We will see...time will tell.

I have written more on one of my most favorite stories in last two days than I have in the last two years. I do not know if that is something to be proud of or ashamed of. It is nice to have a drive for such a thing.


and now my room is really hot and i cant think of anything else to do online, so i am going to leave. bye.

]]> ~legamorf http://legamorf.deviantart.com/journal/24574306/ http://legamorf.deviantart.com/journal/24574306/ Sun, 03 May 2009 20:49:01 PDT
As in, I really dislike writing papers for class. They just. Drag at me.

And I also felt it was time to update my deviant account, neh?

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]]> ~legamorf http://legamorf.deviantart.com/journal/22552256/ http://legamorf.deviantart.com/journal/22552256/ Mon, 12 Jan 2009 20:48:20 PST
no more giving me shit for not updating now!

]]> ~legamorf http://legamorf.deviantart.com/journal/22343102/ http://legamorf.deviantart.com/journal/22343102/ Thu, 01 Jan 2009 21:45:06 PST I have new compy! and am typing on it right now! ahhh! and will be loading the intuos programs soon as i change the desktop background! yay! omg! i'm so excited! *jumps up and down* woot!

and therfore, I am not going to promise any art. If it happens, we shall see...

in other news, the new compy is now flying in the mail! woot!

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Well, you see, I'm a college student. I would try and use the excuse that I am busy, but that would be a lie. I'm actually just terribly lazy. So. I'll get around to it...sometime. Maybe. But in all honesty, I've been using deviant to keep in touch with folks and to watch artists (and to supply myself with fabulous desktop pictures).

But maybe that small, still interested group out there is right. I should start posting more art. I shouldn't keep it all bottled up in my head and hidden away in my sketchbooks. So.

I'm not making any promises...


...but...

...I'll make it my goal to have something up by Sunday evening... yeah. maybe.

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ummmmm. yes, what else is new? O, my friend James wandered over last night with a three gallon jug of icecream. that was amusing. so I'm about to go make french toast and icecream for everyone when they come over for breakfast.

yes.

Why did i tell you all this? no particular reason, I'm just waiting for my housemates to get out of the shower so i can grab my toothbrush/paste. I think those products are going to live in my room, not bathroom, for this very reason.

cheers!

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Dammit. My cd ended. Have you lot ever listened to silversun pickups? fabulous. I recomend them. Go check out "Lazy eye" mmmhmm!

k, well. I won't promise to put anything up soon, becuase the last, like million times I've said that it all turned out to be lies. Thanks for listening to this edition of Cony-can't-sleep-and-needs-something-to-do-to-take-her-mind-off-the-fact-she-isn't-makingout-with-a-certain-boy-who-she-won't-see-for-far-too-long

yep.

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So anyways, while that is going on, I am also burning all of my movies onto backup disks to take to college with me so i don't have to fret about them getting ripped off, etc. Note to self. Do not buy more movies. it takes a really long time to go through nearly 70 movies when it takes about 1 1/2 hours to get them to disk. *sigh*

I'm just typing...i guess. and letting you all know whats going down in my world

other happenings! Dana gave me her entire music collection, like, the night before i left, and er. It takes a bloody long time to sort through all of that music. But its getting done...slowly, and amusedly. I had forgotten how funny punk music sounds to me. Just hillarious. I'm sure I'm not supposed to be laughing, but seriously, so funny! I love it! mk. lets get rid of ladder...don't want to be walking under anything and getting myself a pile of bad luck.

O! right! the reason why i wrote this Journal in the first place! I've decided to see about scanning ALL of my paintings, and putting them up since this DA account really does not house the vast majority of my art. But then again, well. whatever. we will see if that happens this summer.

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and a phone that works now.

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Not too much to report, lots of reading, lots of final projects, i registered for classes, (booyah!) and i will be taking Chinese next year with Martin, and intro to STS with Eryn, and ah, it should be lovely. mk, tootles!

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Don't text or call for a bit. I should have a new phone by Sunday...but thats a big should...another big should is that it should stay the same number...


*edit*
So i got a new phone...ish. Its being sent to Missoula, and Ill get it on Tuesday...but Ill still be here until Saturday...so um, next week! next week my phone will be operating...

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on a side note, Apples to Apples tomorrow in the Sub, 3:00! woot! (for all whopping one of you who could possibly even attend! please do, that would be amazing!)

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yes, thats right. she exercised! and not only that, but lifted weights and was in a gym and everything.

How did this most improbable event occur you ask? well, it certainly wasn't pre-meditated. in fact, it wasn't even spontaneous. it was coerced, tricked, and damn my pride.

So, last night, having dinner, talking with martin and dylan, all good times. then we get up, clean our plates and start to leave, but do we start walking towards Schiff and Harrington? no, we keep walking towards Wyatt, then towards the feildhouse. its not until actually in the fieldhouse that Cony goes, umm, what are we doing?

o, we are going to go lift weights now.

*blink*
*laughs maniacally*
your kidding.

...
no.

*blink*
*panic attack*
I think I'm going to go run away now, I don't usually, er, do this sort of thing.

O come on, think of it as a gap in your knowledge and experience. you yourself said that was your motive for seeking the things you are interested in.

*curses*


And thus i was coerced/tricked/led blindly like a cow to slaughter into the weight room.

and now my tummy hurts from too many sit-ups with a ten pound weight.

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]]> ~legamorf http://legamorf.deviantart.com/journal/16012376/ http://legamorf.deviantart.com/journal/16012376/ Thu, 20 Dec 2007 09:55:59 PST
I've cleaned all of my laundry and could pack now

I've met Yushin

I said goodbye to Josh

I said goodbye to David

I'm still looking for a chance to say goodbye to Dylan

Sarah and I watched Princess Bride last night (her first time ever) and then we said goodbye.

I stayed up really late last night talking about art and music and film and ah, it was amazing

I'm beginning to run out of things to do with myself at the moment. One day left at UPS, and I'm thinking all i want to do is read a book or go running naked through grounds...I'm not entirely sure which i would want to do more...

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because the old number is obsolete now...

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anyways. blogging. I finally go in touch with the non-existent work study professor, and I may actually get a job! yay! mk, well, my tummy is growling, so maybe i should go do that. Maybe i will post a better update later, yeah? yeah.

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]]> ~legamorf http://legamorf.deviantart.com/journal/11649862/ http://legamorf.deviantart.com/journal/11649862/ Thu, 01 Feb 2007 16:08:22 PST i wanted to dance and sing and shout and
all the energy that has been hidden away from me
suddenly surged out of my lungs in impassioned speech and song
that bellowed from my frame in an orgasmic climax
what sense could be made of them i know not
but my mind was twisted and contorted in a joyous leap of existence


and then i took a shower

now i sit with chapped hands and kernals between my teeth
drinking mint black tea
and wondering what happened to the fury that escaped me

]]> ~legamorf http://legamorf.deviantart.com/journal/10583841/ http://legamorf.deviantart.com/journal/10583841/ Wed, 01 Nov 2006 15:29:04 PST
ROYAL PROCLAMATION NUMBER 73:
the recipitants of this bulletin are hereby commanded to attend a celebration of the English holiday of Guy Fawkes and Bonfire Night, celebrated on the Fifth of November (this coming Sunday)

terms and conditions:
it is not necessary to provide any flammables, we are well supplied, but if you do have certain English or history textbooks that need to disappear, or perhaps school uniforms or simply old chairs that must retire soon or else face the possibility of obstructing the peace and happiness of the public and/or yourself, you are more than welcome to bring them to our cause.

it was suggested that disguising oneself would be mandatory, for fear of persecution, and we acknowledge that no one gets enough use out of their Halloween costumes anyway.

he presence of consumables is currently debatable, nothing that would be cause for legal action may be present

premises:
the said celebration will take place in the gully behind 5125 orchard avenue (behind the old walmart at the end of the lane...keep walking behind the house)
An effigy of Guy Fawkes will be lit around five o’clock in the evening commencing the celebration.

Those who do not receive this bulletin may join as well, as it is not within her Majesties powers to contact all human beings simultaneously, otherwise this message would have been received via a more universal means.
*hands microphone away*


CALL 207 7637

]]> ~legamorf http://legamorf.deviantart.com/journal/9811565/ http://legamorf.deviantart.com/journal/9811565/ Tue, 22 Aug 2006 02:52:09 PDT ~legamorf http://legamorf.deviantart.com/journal/8705304/ http://legamorf.deviantart.com/journal/8705304/ Sun, 07 May 2006 21:53:05 PDT ~legamorf http://legamorf.deviantart.com/journal/8494298/ http://legamorf.deviantart.com/journal/8494298/ Sun, 16 Apr 2006 21:59:04 PDT

catch phrase of the...season...been stuck in my head for a couple weeks/months and it makes me laugh everytime i think of it, and the best part is that it is a real scentence!:

Let him notice I noticed before the event where I noticed I wanted him to notice I noticed and let him notice I wanted him to notice I noticed. ]]> ~legamorf http://legamorf.deviantart.com/journal/8336152/ http://legamorf.deviantart.com/journal/8336152/ Sat, 01 Apr 2006 16:55:35 PST ~legamorf http://legamorf.deviantart.com/journal/7797124/ http://legamorf.deviantart.com/journal/7797124/ Sat, 04 Feb 2006 07:06:07 PST CAUTION:
EDUCATE YOURSELF:
*the reading of this matterial is on your own head, should you choose to terminate this session, do so in the following manner: stop reading. thankyou for your time and consideration, sincerely, Cony Eugene Craighead of the United States of Ameria, Y&G Lobbyist, Large and Small Animal Owner, Home alone and with lots of spare time--hey look the sun rose!*



Shivers…twitches…happy-super-excited grin…hands shaking…sooo early…needs sleep…shivers…twitches…happy-super-excited grin…


So getting up at 5 AM after going to bed at 2 AM is probably not the smartest idea I have ever had, and neither is drinking a nine-tea bag cut of black tea in two minutes so that you can be fully awake a quarter of an hour before your slightly-deranged-super-excited-sleep-deprived-hippy-haired-mother-who-is-being-slightly-miffed-and-annoyed-by-your-tardy-return-especialy-after-the-fact-was-well-known-that-she-needed-you-to-take-her-to-the-airport gets up and gets even more, ah, irritated, at your late night venture because you were not there and dependable when she requested you. But I’m realy thinking the tea was a not smart plan. Apart from need to piss like a racehorse, I have twitchy fingers, paranoid senses, and I think a twitch in my left eye. No wait. That would be because I have an eyelash in it. Wow. Slow down cony. Your making my brain hurt! Naw, that was yesterday afternoon that your brain was swelling and squishing your eyeballs against the side of your head and making that weird grinding sound that reminded me slightly of grated cheese. Was that it? O yeah, I remember now! and you forehead kept trying to bash itself into the wall. Trying? Did you say trying? No, I think it succeeded quite well. O right. That would also explain the bruise, wouldn’t it? Yeah. It would. Mmmmmm. Dammit. Even the not-so-super-secret-sleeping-potion isn’t working. Its just making me want to go to the bathroom even more *notes to self this hasn’t exactly occurred yet, and none of you realy wanted to know this either, but that’s beside the point. You are my victims until you stop reading. And then I can’t do anything about it. And…yeah. Ok, I suck at threats* so I’m realy hoping this manic-ish-ness will go away soon so that I can go to bed and actually sleep for, ah, more than two and half hours tonight, but strangely, I’m quite well and awake and dead tired an I think I’m going to run into a wall soon. WHAK! *owww* nope. I already hit it. Well, at least there isn’t a cliff up ahead for me to accidentally fall off of while I’m going ninety miles an hour, right?…right?….hey guys…guys?…o shi------
So I guess I shouldn’t be so serious and actually talk about something that none of you care about—serious? Are you seriously trying to convince us you were being serious? *sheepish grin*, ah yeah, was that not me being serious? What’s serious then? Was I gone when it was the word of the day? Did I miss the lesson? Well, for educations sake, today I learned I realy have no self-control and when I want something and I can take it I take it and I don’t realy ever think about the repercussions of my actions until the repercussions happen and then I go, damn, that was such a stupid thing to do, but o well, life is good and I would hope that those who know me would know me and not be too overly upset over my complete lack of personal control. Of course, this could be thinking in denial, but I’m going to pretend I’m a rational sentient human being and that this is all ok. Because that’s rational, and logical, and I’m realy hoping that I haven’t tempted too many gods and none of my mates will follow me off the cliff with a rope and noose just to make sure the rocks finish me at the bottom, one way or another…

Wow, still have the shivers, but I’m not cold in the slightest. Maybe they are the shakes. I don’t recommend nine bags of tea at once. Does strange things to the hair. I think my shivers, on the other hand, are a result of overexcited nerves. Who knew ecstasy was so enjoyable and yet so formidable all at once (the emotion, by the way folks, but you all should know that. And if you didn’t, I pity you. My joy is not artificially packaged or presented!)

So as I was saying to the camel, “well Jordan, I think the doctor is a bit shifty, so lets just take the shots and maybe a beer and call it a morning”… *grunting camel noises*… “yeah, I reckon so” ]]> ~legamorf http://legamorf.deviantart.com/journal/7256555/ http://legamorf.deviantart.com/journal/7256555/ Thu, 08 Dec 2005 14:27:25 PST
and i will see again soon

everyone must go to this site:

[link]

it is the most beautifull thing ever

especialy for any of you who like drawing and still care ]]> ~legamorf http://legamorf.deviantart.com/journal/7115298/ http://legamorf.deviantart.com/journal/7115298/ Tue, 22 Nov 2005 14:44:15 PST





enya's Amarantine is out ]]> ~legamorf http://legamorf.deviantart.com/journal/7074356/ http://legamorf.deviantart.com/journal/7074356/ Thu, 17 Nov 2005 18:02:41 PST ~legamorf http://legamorf.deviantart.com/journal/6939948/ http://legamorf.deviantart.com/journal/6939948/ Wed, 02 Nov 2005 21:18:07 PST as much as i hate spam
with a passion
ive always kinda liked these
so long as they were sorta new (i had not been sent it before)
they are great fun to fill out
and its your own damn fault your reading it


A - Accent: origionaly thought to be the most attractive aditional feature to the opposite sex (aka "the exotic fruit). unfortunately, long term overseas experiences have placed it at: o, so thats where you are from.
B - Belly size: depends on what you are trying to feed me
C - Chore you hate: that one i dont want to do
D - Dream: Marble Halls
E - Essential make-up item: does not exist
F - Favourite memories: good god, why does this have to be plural? i remember mixing flour and water and grass and spices and things i found in the fridge and then bakeing them to feed to my stick horse with Jessi when we were five years old. i also remember playing in the garden with lewis when i was three, after his mother had just planted the beens, and had wattered the earth so it was mud pit and we painted stripes and bands on each other and then she came out and got so mad we ran away to my house (three doors down the street) and ate raspberries and carrots while pretending we were prison fugatives from alkatraz, and the sidewalk was the water channel that we had to swim accross to our freedom. i remember hideing highliter pens from elanna because she was painting her face with them, i remember settling the silly debates of jessup and nora in keyboarding, i remember walking with elanna and kirsten and emma to emmas house with my mother digital camera, and no one could take a picture of my face, only my hair, and i remember my cat patches always walking in front of my dads face whenever he layed down on my bed to read me my bedtime story and i remember makeing travoys for my toy horses and dissapearing into wild fantasy lands that i never truly woke up from, and i remember the war of the guinie pigs on the hill at lewis and clark, and i remmember swining on the swing sets with juni and jason and (ed) and i think i should stop and get onto the next one.
G - Gold or silver: gold objects currently on my persons: 0 ; silver items currently on my persons: 4
H - Hometown: 216 Livingstong, Missoula MT, 59801, all my life
I - Insomnia: something danny realy has a problem with
J - Job title: supreme ruler of my universe
K - Kids: they are cute and cudly, but don't let that decieve you. you must look for any eye or ear defects, seperate males from females after three months, and carefully ween out bad stock--o, you weren't talking about goats?
L - Living arrangements: attic and northwest bedroom
M - Musical taste: good music
N - Number of pets you've had: well, the only full and comprehensive estimate was taken in the fourth grade, that is, seven years ago, almost to the day, by Zac Johnson (caz-divad) and myself. i think the number we came up with was 2,476. and we only counted the ones i could distinctly remember the names of.
O - Overnight hospital stays: define hospital
P - Person you consider your closest friend: there are two of them, and they know who they are. ive expressly told them (accidentaly, to be honest)
Q - Quiet Life or loud: currently? or desire? or hate?
R - Religious affiliation: ha ha ha ah a he he he hee hwoo. heh. yeah. hm. im good. *snort*
S - Siblings: do half brothers count if they are a whole nine years older than you and live in another city?
T - Time you wake up: when i tell myself to get up
U - Unnatural hair colours you've worn: welllllll...i wont count wigs...soooo...none
V - Vegetable you refuse to eat: dammit, mushrooms are fungi. n/a
W - Worst habit: being fully aware of my hypocritical tendencies
X - X-rays you've had: don't know don't care. i only need one fertile egg
Y - Yummy foods you make: heh. creme brulle, cherries jubilee, angel food cake, orange cake, self saucing pudding, snickersnak cookies, tapioca, granola, huckleberry jam, fish stirfry, cheesecake, im makeing myself hungry...o yeah, everything from scratch!
Z - Zodiac sign: arries and snake.

THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:
1. CEC
2. AJCBP
3. Co Co Puff

THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU'VE HAD:
1. Buckle-down Winsoki
2. Bob's your uncle
3. see account

THREE THINGS YOU'VE DONE IN THE LAST 33 MINUTES:
1. recieved a phone call from an ex-english teacher asking for a friends phone number (still traumatised, slowly recovering)
2. been shat on by a parrot
3. eaten chocolete

THREE THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:*
1. strongheadedness and reluctance to give in (also somehting i dislike about myself)
2. taste in friends
3. subtely direct approach


THREE THINGS YOU DISLIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. see... ]]> ~legamorf http://legamorf.deviantart.com/journal/6781594/ http://legamorf.deviantart.com/journal/6781594/ Sun, 16 Oct 2005 08:55:30 PDT AND HE LET ME KNOW BEFORE ANY OF THE AUNTIES!
OR MI MADRE!!
OR MY C.O.U.S.I.N.!!!!!!!!!!!
I CAN'T BELEIVE IT! AND I DIDN'T EVEN FLIP OUT!
(well, when he was talking. im flipping out right now if you can't tell)
THIS IS SOOO MADINGLY EXCITEING BWAH HA HA HA HA HA HA *runs around in circles*
*hits wall*
...
*keeps running in cirlces*
YAOYAYOYAY!


he. i need to go eat breakfast, or go to the bathroom, im going to pee my pants.

so undecided.





o yes, an the "cony needs" is crap. im either a volleyboll player who shorthands her teemates, or a highschool in australia. ]]> ~legamorf http://legamorf.deviantart.com/journal/6620684/ http://legamorf.deviantart.com/journal/6620684/ Tue, 27 Sep 2005 21:05:36 PDT
seventeen super thin pankakes and jar of mashed up apples later, my stomach hurts. ]]> ~legamorf http://legamorf.deviantart.com/journal/6368125/ http://legamorf.deviantart.com/journal/6368125/ Tue, 30 Aug 2005 10:46:09 PDT ~legamorf http://legamorf.deviantart.com/journal/5990227/ http://legamorf.deviantart.com/journal/5990227/ Wed, 20 Jul 2005 20:54:14 PDT hello everybody!!! its been a while, i think! brilliant news!!I CAN RIDE A UNICYCLE well, only when nobody is looking, but i did make it all the way around the block without cussing out a single rock!!! (we just won't mention the variose cracks and small children) i also managed to not kill us (mi madre y yo) whilst driveing down the highway with one leg out the window (this is when i admit beer has its uses, as mother was happily asleep next to me and had not the slightest clue). i am now about ready to accidentaly bash my head agains the wall to see if i can make it run faster than the computer right now, which seems to be moveing faster than any other computer i have ever been on, even though i know for a fact it took three minutes to load this page...that last sentence did not flow...at all...soo...anyway...i got my class schedules!!! i am about ready to puke, but i am also very excited (this is where cony starts to go red in the face and splutters a little with a seriose case of self inflicted embarassment, but carries on anyway, full-steem ahead) school is a month away!!! as if i didn't have enough of it last year!! ill go jump off a cliffe now since i can tell that everyone is looking at me in a stricken and disgusted way...o the glares...please spare me...even if i do deserve them...*cries* ok, the shower is realy necisary, the wind changed and im about ready to gag, so tah tah luvies!!! ]]> ~legamorf http://legamorf.deviantart.com/journal/5678778/ http://legamorf.deviantart.com/journal/5678778/ Fri, 17 Jun 2005 17:07:35 PDT what the hell?! i don't understand!!!!! where the hell did this come from!?!?!? (breathing hard)
SOME PLEASE EXPLAIN THIS TO ME!!!!!
whats going on?

]]> ~legamorf http://legamorf.deviantart.com/journal/5670006/ http://legamorf.deviantart.com/journal/5670006/ Thu, 16 Jun 2005 19:13:48 PDT that done, i also don't happen to have a learners permit (look cute and innocent and maybe he won't notice i nearly smashed him to peices) he, huh, don't know whatcha mean officer, ilegal?
added to that is incessent Aqua playing through my head. Docter Jones, calling Doctore Jones, wake up now!!!! good god. listening to one Aqua song is enough to put a person in strait jacket. so natrualy my mates and i decided to take one of their most repetative songs and make a music video of it. (look at me funny later)
they then happily leave me to edit the damn thing.

i whish to dround myself soon... ]]> ~legamorf http://legamorf.deviantart.com/journal/5357119/ http://legamorf.deviantart.com/journal/5357119/ Sat, 14 May 2005 15:09:02 PDT i have recently procured (or rather, it was procured for me) a unicycle. it is the most amazeing invention since the wheel. it is teaching me many lessons that i feel i must share with the rest of the world, or atleast those three or four people who bother to follow what i am not doing online.

lesson #1-mastery of the unicycle: i am learning to ride half of a bike.

lesson #2-IQ: i am learning that the beleife that human beings are more witty and inteligent than inanimate objects is complete rubbish.

lesson #3-pain tollerance: i am learning that if the bruise is big enough, blue enough, and green on the edges, you realy can't feel it getting hit over and over again with the same sharp dense edge.

lesson #4-exceptions: however, number three does not apply to a persons ass. this remains tender and sore throughout all stages of the bruises development

lesson #5-clear the way: it is not a good idea to allow the dog to sit on the side walk where you are learning. this is due to the fact the dog is lazy and prone to letting people walk around him instead of moveing, and you will be so entirely engrossed with telling which muscles to move and which ones to stay still that you will have no space left in your cranium for thoughts of other living organisms.

lesson #6-consequences: the result of lesson number five is a bruised, bloodied pile of growling, howling, yelping, crying mass of hair, flesh and tire.

thankyou for reading in this months list of things you-should-aught-to-know-but-cony-appere ntly-missed-the-lesson. please stop in somewhere in june for next months update. ]]> ~legamorf http://legamorf.deviantart.com/journal/5054206/ http://legamorf.deviantart.com/journal/5054206/ Sun, 10 Apr 2005 18:36:28 PDT ~legamorf http://legamorf.deviantart.com/journal/4754472/ http://legamorf.deviantart.com/journal/4754472/ Mon, 07 Mar 2005 18:40:08 PST so we have a new renter in our house, this being the second day hes been with us, and its the first time mom has ever had a renter actualy in the house who has not been some distant family relattion. well, today the phone rings at dinner time and it turns out it for nate (not his real name) so i go and knock on the bedroom door. wow, yeah, fire is going in the fire place, but that sure ain't pine smoke.
"heh, yeah, nate, the phones for you"
"phone? phone...wheres the phone?"
"umm, right next to your nightstand there nate..."
*blink*
"o yes."
*blink*
"well arn't you going to answer it nate?"
"answer?"
"ill leave you to it then nate"
i walk back to dinner, and he follows me (without the phone)
mom looks up
"o hi nate, we're just eating dinner here" (hint hint hint)
"wow, that sure looks good," (swaying on the spot) "but i got this phone call that i got to answer, but after that phone call, boy, that sure looks good..."
"why thankyou nate, better get back to that phone call"
"what?" long silence..."you know, if anytime you want to play on my x-box, you go right ahead, i just have it plugged all on in down stairs. boy that dinner looks good."
"thanks for the offer nate, but right now we just want to eat our dinner."
(at this point Rick and myself are trying with the upmost pain not laugh outloud, even going so far as to eat our dinner as fast as we can so that our mouths are too full to give any facial expression away)
"umm yeah...wheres the phone again?"
"by the nightstand nate, in your bedroom"
"riiiiiight. wheres my room again?"
(i am now in physical pain, i don't think my stomach can clench any harder, and i accidentaly snorted grapfruit juice out my nose)

i am going to learn how to silence my laughter very well in a short while, and my mother is going to blow a gasket. its all good ]]> ~legamorf http://legamorf.deviantart.com/journal/4522689/ http://legamorf.deviantart.com/journal/4522689/ Wed, 09 Feb 2005 15:39:05 PST i would also like to add that i am in an extreeeeemly good mood to which i cannot trace. just one of thos random moments of gidddy happiness that seem to touch down at random.
on a separate note entirely, i have learned three things in the past half hour that realy should not have been learned. well, maybe they could have, but i don;t think they would have been learned if i was not in this stupor of up-ed-ness.
#1. the varnish on my table is extreemely disgusting and tastes even worse.
#2. if you cannot pour milk into your tea cup without spilling all over the table, you could always suck it up into your mouth from the creamer and spit it back into the tea cup
#3. you should never ever ever tell your mother that the look of her food reminds you of the kiwi main courses. this is also coupled with: you should never tell your mother further that the taste/texture of her food reminds you of kiwi main courses

now, would you like to learn the story between these three revalations? and their consequences?

ok, so here goes:
#1. you can actualy scrape the varnish on my table off with your finger nail, and unfortunately, it sticks under your nail forever and no amount of scrubbing or scrapeing can get it out. however, if you take a toothpick, you can clear the majority of it out. but natraly, i do not throw the toothpick away. a few minutes later, i get a corn husk from my popcorn stuck in my tooth, so i grab the nearest toothpick and try and coax it out. the most disgusting flavour you have ever known in your life is now swirrling about in my mouth. so natraly i gulp down my cup of tea to try and make it go away, but that doesn't, so i pour myself another cup, while trying not to wretch all over my mothers laptop. in my haste, i spill a bit of tea on the desk, and since no napkins are around, i decide to just slurp it up (im sure those of you who know me can picture this quite well, and those of you who don't know me are going, good lord!). well, as you can imagine, that didn't taste all that well either, have sat on the varnish.

#2. now with that whole previose "event", i was drinking a leamon tea, which does not require any milk/cream. however, my next pot (did i mention i am extreemely addicted to tea?) was a black tea, which i will not handle without milk. but we do not have a full tea set (ok, so i just found our tea pot and tea cups last friday, i was sooo jazzed!), so there is no creamer. but thats ok, ill just use a normal cup. well, our normal cups are actualy canning jars, and they are not meant for small amounts of liquid to be poured out them at a time. so now i have milk all over my desk (thank god my mother will not be reading this, or else she would confinscate both the computer and tea kettle). guess what i do? yep, slurp it up. and just as im doing, the little person inside my head is screaming YOU IDIOT!! WHY O WHY DID YOU DO THAT AGAIN>?!?!?!? more caughing, more spluttering, more feeling like a stupid idiot.
but now i am faced with a problem. i can't get the milk into my tea! o no! what am i ever going to do? well, take a big mouthfull from the jar, and slowly spit it back out into the tea cup untill desired amount, and then swallow the rest (well, i could gross you out and say "spit the rest back into the jar" but i won't. o wait, i did. woops, my bad).

#3. now this one might need some explaining. while off in enzed, my mother and i became accustomed to a whole nother breed of dineing. european food. but not just any european food, rural european food. and not just that, New Zealand style european food whose secret recipe has been passed down from generation to generation over the course of four hundred years, and has not changed. in the slightest. and we, the evil americans who tresspassed and defiled their sacred land by proclaiming that NOT ALL AMERICANS ARE BRAINWASHED BIMBOS!!! have descovered this secret recipe, and now i share it with the world: peice of three day old pastry roll. cut into its side, take out inards and discard. take some brown, salty glop that was once ground beef (and more importantly, once organic matter) and inject it into hollowed roll. seel with salt paste and call it a pie. now place on rack where it can sit for four days matureing while trying to convince customers (well, no, the kiwis are already convinced, so rather, Americans and Asians) that is is a steak pie. (we beleived it was their method of strategicaly poisoning all foreign peoples; as the kiwis have already developed an imunity to it deadly bodies; and take over the world since they suffer from e... ]]> ~legamorf http://legamorf.deviantart.com/journal/4320796/ http://legamorf.deviantart.com/journal/4320796/ Fri, 14 Jan 2005 17:56:15 PST ~legamorf http://legamorf.deviantart.com/journal/4201688/ http://legamorf.deviantart.com/journal/4201688/ Fri, 31 Dec 2004 11:24:50 PST ~legamorf http://legamorf.deviantart.com/journal/4005428/ http://legamorf.deviantart.com/journal/4005428/ Mon, 06 Dec 2004 18:00:01 PST ~legamorf http://legamorf.deviantart.com/journal/3988662/ http://legamorf.deviantart.com/journal/3988662/ Sat, 04 Dec 2004 15:59:45 PST t for the life of me remember what i was even going to say, so, well. prechaka, itll come to me later aye? ]]> ~legamorf http://legamorf.deviantart.com/journal/3898513/ http://legamorf.deviantart.com/journal/3898513/ Tue, 23 Nov 2004 04:25:20 PST o hell, someone explain to me how that was at all related or relavent. anyway, im waiting for kirsten to show up at any moment so we can go swim, and then hang out for two hours at the university trying not to fall asleep, cuz if we do, there will be no wakeing me. and then off to mun. good lord. if i ever even begin to think about doing this next year, someone please pull me over to the side and realy give me a talking to because I AM GOING OUT OF MIND WITH SLEEP DEPRIVATION AND BOREDOM!!!!!! wow, ok, you would think kirsten would be here by now, she was picking me up, aye?...o my. weeel, i think ill just leave you lot to it, eh? meh. kree-chetak kana.tutaknata-preto. mmmmm, o crap, falling asleep here, need tea, lots of tea, damn the whole non cafinated chai, why the hell would we buy decafinated chai? i don't even want to read this. i have the feeling i will squirm with guilt of having actualy been the person who wrote it in time to come. but seeeing as i will continue to be in this dazed and jaded state all of today, and perhaps most of tommorrow morning, i think i should be good, becuase by that time i can just be like, well, yes, i temporarily insane and therefor must be excused for her, erm, well, instanity. ook, wel kirstens here, gby ]]> ~legamorf