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                <title>splunk.</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 15 May 2009 08:21:10 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ i should update this, yeah?<br /><br />but i have to poop, now, so maybe later.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>don't worry. bill murray.</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 22 Jan 2009 12:58:14 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ so, what's up with the new profile pages?  then i looked at my announcements and "oh, okay".<br /><br />i'm sure liz can fill me in later on what's so special and super-fantastic about this RADICAL change. <br />most people i've seen like/don't care about the seemingly minor change (from what i've seen).  yippee.  <br /><br />really anyone complaining about it, just go break your spine now.  although i'm sure it's greatly affecting your lives.  you must now learn to press a different series of buttons than before.  how taxing and inconvenient and not EXACTLY what you did when you joined DA.<br /><br />ranting because i'm hungry.  but at least a bit of my bad luck has been shined upon by something magical.  i doubt the curse is entirely lifted, but something good happened today, so hope, guys?  HOPE?<br /><br />p.s.--i missed inauguration cause i was in a meeting with the head of SAS.  i say this because i hate SAS and most UNCG administration--Jenny and that nice lady at the registar not included. <br />p.p.s.--classes are going to kick my ass.  no laptop.  ever.  distraction.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>fohevah?  FOH-EVAH-EVAH?</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 12 Jan 2009 12:33:35 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ i'll be 20 soon.  WEIRD.<br /><br />also, i got a Twitter, recently (today).  as i am an addict now, i must highly recommend it.  my username is FeoplePeel.<br /><br />listen to Steven Wright.  he's funny enough to interrupt my sex life, apparently. in related news, don't leave Comedy Central on the television if you plan to have sexual relations said night.<br /><br />/sigh<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>caterers, prada, maitre'd</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 02 Jan 2009 17:34:50 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Won't you make it easy?  I've got to erase all the pain. They say it's behind me, but it keeps coming back.  But if you knew, my love, then you would see, my love.  Never meant to interfere with all your plans. And if you cannot see, why don't you come for me?<br /><br />I don't wanna think.  I just want my man.<br /><br />("Politan" and "David" are copyright Nellie McKay)<br /><br />there.  because i was told writing how i felt would help me and since i wouldn't write that anywhere but mr. micro word, i figure ms. McKay can cover the basics.<br /><br />it makes sense to me and that's ALL that matters.<br /><br />on a lighter note, the recommendation of this week is the movie, Revolver.  for one, it's directed by Guy Richie ('Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels' and 'Snatch'. two, and not oddly, in relation to one, it involves a lot of the same elements you'll find in his other films, with a psychological twist (if you haven't seen those, i recommend them before Revolver, no competition).<br /><br />p.s.-i also recommend boy's pajama bottoms.  i'm sure i've always liked them, but recently i've gotten very intimate with their kind and they're amazing on many levels.<br />p.p.s.--remember to always wipe front to back, girls, and never fold your toilet paper.  i'd hate to promote yeast infection.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>deviance is not a crime, it's a way of life</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 22 Dec 2008 17:56:54 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ in case not all of you were informed (you were not), i did something pretty odd and kinky when i was drunk on december the 9th.  odd and kinky enough to remember the date (by rhyme--remember, remember, the 9th of december) and be in some sort of odd relationship that, by most conventional means, is not a relationship with TWO people.  jump to your own conclusions.  if it's hot n'wild, you're probably right.  if not, i'm still happy to be a part of whatever fantasy you've placed me in.<br /><br />my opinion of it?  well, i'm just dandy.  and randy.  a "gypsy" according to some.  hopefully this will give a SNIPPET of my feelings.  since i never post anything, i hope you enjoy this little bit from a story i'm writing based on the (obviously) true happenings of my friends and myself.  shit gets JUST real enough to write about--see what i mean?<br /><br />p.s.-go easy on me, i wrote it in, like, 30 minutes.  excuses, excuses, blah blah blah.<br />p.p.s.-hell yes i used real names.  they'll deal, el oh el.<br />~~~<br />Deviance: the opposite of conformity<br /><br />"I donÂt know if I agree with it," she finished dragging the comb through her friend's hair, if a little more harshly than necessary, "but itÂs your life so you'll do what you want, anyway.  Besides, youÂre happy."<br /><br />"Even if it is a little wrong?" Her roommate took the comb before any further damage could be inflicted upon her newly-dyed locks.<br /><br />Michelle scoffed, "Oh, it's <i>definitely</i> wrong.  Well, abnormal, in any case."<br /><br />"Deviance is not a crime, Michelle, it's a <i>way of life</i>.  My way of life, now.  A life of what we, or at least I, have come to see as a sort of...functionalism." A happy smile danced across her face, "We, Pam and Robert and I, are functionalism at it's very core, dear. Some sort of deviance that is, that is," she passed her hands through the air in a searching manner, "<i>rebellion</i>.  Would it not excite you, too?"<br /><br />After a moment, Michelle allowed a small smile, to match her friend's. "Yeah, I guess so.  I mean, we're all a <i>little</i> rebellious sometimes, right?"<br /><br />Brittany threw her arms around her friend, pressing her nose against her forehead in full silliness, "Where's the fun in compliance?" she laughed out.<br /><br />(theory of deviance copyright robert merton)<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>for the dark lady (/facepalm)</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 18 Nov 2008 17:55:04 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ WoW: WotLK...<br /><br />do you OWNZ IT?!<br /><br />as for myself, there will be a lack of sleep and life in general for a while.  ty, Blizzard.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>intentional cue lurks</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 11 Nov 2008 10:07:50 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ i have a very bad cough.  it developed an hour ago and has steadily gotten worse.  oh, GOD, i hate being sick.<br /><br />things of interest:<br />Gears Of War 2.  amazing.  i mean it.  it didn't completely blow Gears 1 out of the water, but it came dammit close.  focusing more of story and the addition of new characters was a great draw for me.  there were new enemies, of course, and one, whose name escapes me at the moment, that i'm pretty sure was based off of Predator.  other great addition is the flamethrower or, as i like to call it, the wretch-flamer.<br /><br />i won't give anything away here.  i'm just writing this to say i thoroughly enjoyed it and it's moved to the top of my suggestions list, atm.<br /><br />George Carlin was honored with the highest comedy award, the Mark Twain Prize for American Humor.  It was announced before his death but, sadly, awarded post-humusly.  however, i'm sure he's happy wherever he is, as it's the only comedy award he saw as legit.  reading that there were protesters ("Carlin is going to hell!"  well.  who knows?) Full article HERE.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Brittany is...COMMISSIONED.</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 25 Oct 2008 13:46:26 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <a href="http://kafai.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/k/a/kafai.png?1" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconkafai:" title="kafai"/></a> commissioned my Dark Heresy character, Heulyn.  You guys should TOTALLY check it out, here:<br /><br /><a href="http://kafai.deviantart.com/art/Comission-23-101725594">[link]</a><br /><br />Plus, all of her work is insanely good.  It's not like you're losing anything.<br /><br />Now I just need to get that dammit moneys in the mail D<<br /><br />p.s.--I'm going to the fair tonight.  Huzzah!<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>YES THAT'S ME</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 21 Oct 2008 11:41:58 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Do most artists have one picture where they just go, "Wth, why did this get faved?" Because that just happened to me.  <br /><br />See, recent deviation.<br /><br />I do still so appreciate the favs and comments, though, guys <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/h/heart.gif" width="15" height="13" alt=":heart:" title="Heart" /><br /><br />Edit: How worth it would it be to subscribe here?<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>hold right+shift</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 08 Oct 2008 10:26:00 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Book Meme!<br />1. Copy & paste.<br />2. Bold the ones you've read.<br />3. Add four recent reads to the end.<br />4. Tag!<br /><br />The Da Vinci Code - Dan Brown<br /><b>The Catcher in the Rye - J.D. Salinger<br />The Hitchhike's Guide To The Galaxy - Douglas Adams <br />The Great Gatsby - F.Scott Fitzgerald<br />To Kill a Mockingbird - Harper Lee</b><br />The Time Traveler's Wife - Audrey Niffenegger<br /><b>His Dark Materials - Philip Pullman <br />Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince (Harry Potter 6) - J.K. Rowling</b><br />Life of Pi - Yann Martel<br /><b>Animal Farm: A Fairy Story - George Orwell</b><br />Catch-22 - Joseph Heller<br /><b>The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien</b><br />The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-time - Mark Haddon<br /><b>Lord of the Flies - William Golding<br />Pride and Prejudice - Jane Austen<br />1984 - George Orwell<br />Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (Book 3) - J.K. Rowling</b><br />One Hundred Years of Solitude - Gabriel Garcia Marquez<br /><b>Memoirs of a Geisha - Arthur Golden <br />Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (Book 4) - J.K. Rowling</b><br />The Kite Runner - Khaled Hosseini <br />The Lovely Bones - Alice Sebold<br /><b>Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix (Harry Potter 5) - J.K. Rowling <br />Slaughterhouse 5 - Kurt Vonnegut<br />Angels and Demons - Dan Brown</b><br />Fight Club - Chuck Palahniuk<br /><b>Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone (Book 1) - J.K. Rowling</b><br />Neuromancer - William Gibson<br />Cryptonomicon - Neal Stephenson<br />The Secret History - Donna Tartt<br />A Clockwork Orange - Anthony Burgess<br /><b>Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (Book 2) - J.K. Rowling<br />Wuthering Heights - Emily Bronte</b><br />Brave New World - Aldous Huxley<br /><b>American Gods - Neil Gaiman<br />Ender's Game (The Ender Saga) - Orson Scott Card</b><br />Snow Crash - Neal Stephenson<br />A Prayer for Owen Meany - John Irving<br /><b>The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe - C.S. Lewis</b><br />Middlesex - Jeffrey Eugenides<br />Cloud Atlas - David Mitchell<br /><b>The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien<br />Jane Eyre - Charlotte Bronte<br />Good Omens - Terry Pratchett, Neil Gaiman</b><br />Atonement - Ian McEwan<br />The Shadow Of The Wind - Carlos Ruiz Zafon<br />The Old Man and the Sea - Ernest Hemingway<br />The Handmaid's Tale - Margaret Atwood <br />The Bell Jar - Sylvia Plath<br /><b>Dune - Frank Herbert</b><br /><br />The Vampire Lestat - Anne Rice<br />Wicked: The Life and Times of the Wicked Witch of the West - Gregory Maguire<br />Son of a Witch - Gregory Maguire<br />Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince - J.K. Rowling (Reread)<br /> <br />I found many of these to be school reading and a few I chose to read for a school project.  Anyone surprised by the Harry Potter reads on here don't know me very well.<br /><br />I tag Elizabutt x3 <3<br />~~~~~<br />Harry Potter meme!<br />1. Butterbeer or pumpkin juice?<br />Pumpkin juice.  At least I KNOW I enjoy the taste of most pumpkin-flavored foodstuffs.  IÂve always taken MightGodKingÂs comment into consideration, ÂI mean, for some reason the concept of beer tasting like butter is something wizards like. What the hell is up with that, I ask youÂ.  Seriously?  Seriously.<br /><br />2. What House would you most likely (or want to) be in in Hogwarts? <br />I would either be sorted into Ravenclaw or Slytherin (preferably the latter)<br /><br />3. If you were an animagus, what animal would you turn into?<br />A hawk. Or perhaps a smaller bird so I could get closer to people and observe.<br /><br />4. What character do you empathize with, or resemble best?<br />Both my roommate and I thought of Luna, first, so I suppose her.  Maybe a mix of the twins to balance out the crazy.<br /><br />5. What position do you play at Quidditch?<br />Beater or keeperÂmy arms are surprisingly strong and it always seemed like fun.<br /><br />6. Which teacher is your favorite?<br />I find so many teachers completely lulzy.  There are a few, but at the top are probably Snape, Slughorn and, at times, McGonagall.  My favorites by sight (from the movies) are Snape (Alan Rickman), Hooch (ZoÃ« Wanamaker) and Flitwick (Warwick DavisÂWILLOW!).  When movie 6 is released, Slughorn will make the second list, as Jim Broadbent was cast in the role, which more than pwns.<br /><br />7. Any Harry Potter 7 predictions? Most ÂWTFÂ moment in Harry Potter 7?<br />Most of the book, no bullshit (see: <a href="http://mightygodking.com/index.php/harry-potter-and-the-deathly-hallows-so-you-dont-have-to-read-it/">[link]</a> for further details).  IÂd have to say the part that actually shocked me, the most, in a positive way was Narcissa <s>saving everyoneÂs ass</s> lying to Voldemort about HarryÂs state of life.<br /><br />No, IÂll say it without the strikethrough.  Narcissa Malfoy saved the world.  lawlcopter.<br /><br />IÂm actually going to go work on the HBP summary again.  IÂm INSPIRED.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>pimp out, Danny Elfman</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 29 Sep 2008 22:00:16 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ i'm very lazy, as of late. most of my day, when i'm not at lecture or at lunch with lis, is spent on a) Facebook, b) DeviantArt c) Gaia or d) Random.  oh, god, C and D are the worst places to be.  it means that i'm either doing Jigsaw puzzles (Gaia) or don't know what i'm doing (Random) but i COULD be doing something much more productive.<br /><br />i'm opening a meme to finish in Anthropology tomorrow so maybe i'll actually have something to PUT ON MY PAGE, for once.<br /><br />anyone got any good (not-so-ON HIATUS) Gaia art shops to rec?<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>happy g-ma day...i fear dolphins.</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 07 Sep 2008 09:50:16 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ i like cats.  i see a lot around my dormitory and i, occasionally, conspire with my friend on ways to smuggle them in and keep them around for company.  i know this isn't possible, but it would be a great accomplishment and i would be very happy (and even poorer from buying all the necessities for a cat).<br /><br />things to do:<br />finish harry potter 6 summary<br />make a trip to unc-a (related: see u.ho)<br />hook up with nikki (now attending GC)<br />get elizabeth and mary to visit me (quicklier)<br />edit my profile on here<br /><br /><br />that's all.  happy grandmother's day.  thanks for procreating and (to the nice ones) spoiling us and stuff.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>well.  I was enchanted.</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 17 Aug 2008 18:39:25 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I finally saw Enchanted and can safely say that it is one of my favorite movies ever.  YES, FOREVER EVER.<br /><br />GOD, Giselle is GORGEOUS!  And just so over-the-top, it was ADORABLE.  Definitely a re-watchable.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>catch you, catch me</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 15 Aug 2008 19:52:05 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ this entry became REALLY long without me wanting it to, at all...<br /><br />i was all, "what anime should i suggest for my cousin?" and i made this huge list and she never actually came by to get all the shiz i downloaded for her.<br /><br />so, out of respect for what i've finished downloading, I'M going to rewatch stuff, YAH DIG?  michelle and i are scheduled to watch Outlaw Star when school starts up again (...eventually).  as for me, i have three completed (and fourth in the works, hell yes!) of Slayers to rewatch.  i've downloaded a large chunk of Ranma, but seriously...that's a long-ass series!<br /><br />at the moment, i'm eye-raping the HELL out of Cardcaptor Sakura.<br /><br />okay, you want a good magical girl series?  Forget Sailormoon.  1) you already know what's going to happen and 2) there's just so much better out there. <br /><br />in my opinion, CLAMP is the way.  now, don't get me wrong, CLAMP CAN fuck you over six ways to sunday (see: Chobits), but in the magical girl genre, they have yet to let me down.  i'm not sure what magical girl anime is on the market right now, but from what i have seen, there are a lot of really bad premises and cat-girls (LOTS and LOTS of cat-girls).  but, in CLAMP, we have manga/anime such as Magic Knight Rayearth (which is still one of my favorites of all time) and Cardcaptor Sakura.  <br /><br />i don't think i could give an adequate review of either, actually. so i won't.  i'll just say that i still like CCS.  it's just amazingly fun, i like the premise and i'm not going to deny that i'm a bit biased due to the prettiness of the Clow Cards. i definitely bought the Clow book when it came to america and CRIED when i lost my Firey card.  CRIED.<br /><br />on a completely seperate, but related note, i don't know what the differences are in MKR subbed and MKR dubbed, so i can't really fault you on buying the dub. however, i CAN fault you for buying the dubbed Cardcaptor Sakura (also known as Cardcaptors--yes, they changed the name, whatever, deal with it).  SO much is changed, mostly relationship-wise and i have a little rant about THAT:<br /><br />I HATE IT WHEN THEY CHANGE RELATIONSHIPS to fit the moral standards of our country (see: CLAMP's series, Wish)!  every relationship in CCS the dubbers saw as inappropriate was turned completely around and it drove me BATSHIT INSANE!  seriously, i would go to my cousin's house and be able watch subbed CCS with the knowledge that Rika and her teacher were blushing because they had a thing for each other then go home and watch the dubbed version and Rita or whatever the fuck they call her is blushing because she FEARS HIM?  that is COMPLETELY the opposite--as i said!  THEY ARE ENGAGED IN THE MANGA!  ENGAGED!  DKFAHKWBEBSKDAAASDFAJKHQIW!<br /><br />ooooh, and (because i'm all "woo, yay gays") this bit REALLY grinds my shit:<br />"In Cardcaptors, all overt references to Yukito's homosexual relationship with Touya were removed, and Syaoran's 'crush' on him was played down. Sakura's crush was still present however."<br />uh, DUH.  because Sakura is a GIRL and we're all down with that.  now, i also can't say much for the anime in way of Touya and Yukito's relationship.  it's also pretty low-key when compared to the manga, but they, uh, make it pretty obvious in later episodes:<br />"Toya's main relationship is with his best friend Yukito. Throughout the series Toya and Yukito are extremely close and eventually Yukito openly admits his love for Toya to Sakura...Toya says that he would not be able to stand losing Yukito...Toya and Yukito are one of Clamp's "soulmate" pairs (a common theme in their stories). They are each other's special person and are always together when they appear in other works by Clamp."<br />...okay, maybe not SO low-key >_>  so you see why i would fault you?  also, the character's lines aren't nearly as cool and everyone should know by now that any jokes told in an anime become REALLY lame when they're dubbed.<br /><br />i need to get a few more episodes in before i get to bed.  i actually have the cards in The Clow book lined up in the order they're sealed in the episodes and i look at the next card before the episode to see what she's going to capture because i am just THAT DORKY (liz, tell me you would do it to make me feel better).<br /><br />ilu, the end.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>banananas...damn.</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 04 Aug 2008 10:07:50 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ a book review based on secondhand information.  and i really don't care <3<br /><br /><a href="http://www.xanga.com/russian_grumble_man/668965265/breaking-dawn--teen-pregnancy-abortion-and-sparkles.html">[link]</a><br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>digimon porn.</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 29 Jul 2008 19:06:47 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Niph: we used to love it in pokemon when the bad guys (team rocket?) laughed maniacally cause they had the hugest triangle mouths ever<br />Me: lol, i actually liked team rocket<br />Niph: i liked them!<br />Me: i always had to sit through the last 15 minutes of pokemon to watch the original digimon. and, you know, i was kind of okay with it.  i just ate my dunk-a-roos in stunned silence till my crazy...retarded, talking dinosaurs/giant cactus/mutated birds came on<br />Niph: i loved digimon to bits.  i wanted to BE kari<br />Me: fuck that, i wanted to be tk. or matt. or TAI<br />Niph: i wanted to MARRY matt<br />Me: or, like, fuck em all in this big digital ORGY<br />Niph: YEAH<br />Me: CRAZY. DIGITAL. ORGY. in a DIGIMON world.<br />Niph: my first email add was kari_stars or something XD<br />Me: i don't know if i ever had a digimon name, but i know i used to try to style my hair like them sometimes (lol, style my hair like izzy's)<br />Niph: and what was it they had? crests? to make them evolve? i mean, digivolve?<br />Me: you know, i really don't remember.  i thought it was some sort of wristwatch that, like, they held up and was all...SUPERPOWERUP DIGIBALLS!<br />Niph: i think crests did exist. the wristwatch was second series. first series they had crests in necklaces<br />Me: i only watched a little into that.  i...am not fond of change. well.  most change.  pop-tarts to toaster strudels, maybe.  anne rice to stephanie meyer?  NO.<br />Niph:i hated second series.  and then they did like world tour and third series with cards and.. i just stopped. <a href="http://stingmon589.tripod.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/friendship.gif">[link]</a>  there<br />Me: DIGIVICE! THE DIGIDESDINED'S DIGIVISE! i had to see it  XD  *looks at names* matt ishida.  aah, they're so japanois.<br />Niph: i loved matt <3 <br />Me: me too he's so emo.<br />Niph: was he the one whose digimon went bad by accident?  and it was really sad?<br />Me: i don't remember, but i know he reminded me of trunks from dbz and tai reminded me of goten and, even in middle school i was like, "they are SOOOO fucking!"<br />Niph: i loved trunks too<br />Me: he was so much more...puckish in the japanese.  i wish cartoon network would have skipped the bullshit earlier over here and just let the deprived kiddies see some uncensored dbz.  aaaah...i'm ever-thankful for my desensitized childhood.<br />Niph: puckish?<br />Me: yeah, you know...fiesty.  trickster.  (not to mention...like...adorable as hell)<br />Niph: xDD MISUNDERSTOOD<br />Me: oooh, be quiet, you.  uuuh...mischievous. whatever. ah, fluidity of language.<br /><br />A BIT LATERÂ<br /><br />Me: ...love how matt is in a band in season 2.  and 14.  he'ssoemo.<br />Niph: he's awesome.<br />Me: you know who i didn't like? sora.  like, mimi was okay.  i was getting to my "less pink, more purple" stage, i think, but i didn't mind her, because her hat was pretty fucking lame and that's AWESOME, but i didn't like sora.  i think it's because she ended up being with matt. and that's not cool.<br />Niph: i hated mimi. with a passion<br />Me: but i didn't like sora.  i think it's because she ended up being with matt. and that's not cool.<br />Niph: SORA WAS WITH MATT?<br />Me: yeah, they got together...sometime.  season two?  i don't know.  it sucks. but they're in middle school, so matt will probably discover his budding sexuality sooner rather than later<br />and leave her for tai. la ti da, happy ending.<br />Niph: yay<br />Me: oddly enough, i didn't mind kari/t.k., no matter how pukishly cannon.<br />Niph: i liked that cause i liked tk and i wanted to BE kari anyway<br />Me: lol, you wanted to fuck t.k. as kari.  that's hot, niph.  HOT.<br />Niph: I WAS NINE. IT WASN'T THAT CARNAL. YET.<br />Me: liar.  i was probably ten and that's all i thought about.<br />Niph: ..YEAH YEAH OKAY<br />Me: i know you, niph.  i know where you been.<br />Niph: i have to wake up at like 7 tmr maybe i should sleep<br />Me: all right, but two more characters. Izzy and Joe. lol, dorks.<br />Niph: lol WHO? can't ever remember them xD<br />Me: joe had the glasses and a crush on cactaur!country-lass ...mimi.<br />Niph: i'll look him up.  and i know mimi xD  OH HE WAS THE ONE WITH GOMAMON. YEAH<br />Me: oh, and izzy is the midget. who's haxor.<br />Niph: i remember the actual digimon much better<br />Me: tentomon then. that's izzy'sÂÂÂÂ tentomon is a ladybug and i think that's weird.<br />Niph: oh yes yes yes. they get such stupid names.  izzy izumi. hercules kabuterimon. <br />Me: but it's SO JAPENEEEES! @_@~~~!!! and, okay.  seriously.  i'm looking at sora's helmet (must have been originally designed for mongoloids, or something) and am comparing it to mimi's hat. what the fuck. mimi>sora. if matt didn't fuck tai (as if they could resist that animal magnetism at the age of 11 *scoffs* durh) he should be all up on that shit.  that shit being mimi.<br />Niph: ohh yeah mimi was the one who was all like, Â ahh... ]]></description>
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                <title>emo git and a whore. how appropriate.</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 29 Jul 2008 16:51:30 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ i will read twilight before i replay final fantasy 8.  no lulz, i hate final fantasy 8:<br /><br /><a href="http://www.spoonyexperiment.com/games/FF8/">[link]</a><br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>pieces of what</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 29 Jul 2008 05:48:32 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ is'nt it just dumb that when you have stomach problems it'll eventually wind up affecting your ass?  what a dick organ.<br /><br />what i'm trying to say is i had a tummy ache this morning.  the result was u-do-2-poo and if you do't get that you should read more harry potter.<br /><br />on a similar subject, my favorite thing to do, ever, now is read the harry potter books, out loud, with accents or speech impediments.  ulana and i spent, literally, HOURS doing this (and waging a war against mosquitos) yesterday.  it was amazing.  lisps were thrown about.  hermione was sultry.<br /><br />i've talked about ulana reading anne rice and how i'm really excited about it because i hate twilight and blahblahblah.  well, i realized yesterday that EVERY one of my friends that i've talked to (besides melissa who is my roomates little sister and 15, thus excluded) has THIS to say about the novels:<br />1) they (like me) don't see them as vampire novels.  just cheesy teen romances that easily sucked them in (harhar, sucked.  like vampires).<br />2) they hate bella<br />3) edward is why they read.  he is beautiful and sparkly.  la ti da (funny, because the ony reason i'm going to watch the movie is Robert Pattison, lawl lawl--seriously, liz, HAVE to show you this forum thread full of hotstuff pics of him.  you WILL fall.  you will DROWN =.=!)<br /><br />so, i wish they would read more anne rice, but, uuuuh, her 100 mill copies sold over the years still kind of tops meyer's 7 mill, sooooo.  i'll let it lie for now.  just kind of...spread the word.<br /><br />p.s.--twilight vampires don't have fangs or drink blood (because they chose not to?  pussies).  they're not even vampires.  they're just immortal and a bit sickly-looking.  ...also, sparkly and pretty.  and ulana wants to know what happens when bella is on her period ewyukgros.<br /><br />p.p.s--i'm using ulana's mac right now.  i think that's funny.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>me llamo mike, me llamo mike.</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 22 Jul 2008 19:06:06 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ ulana came over today and she's on a robert pattison high, so we watched Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire and played some Harry Potter Scene It? Second Edition.<br /><br />we also watched a lot of online clips including, but not limited to, "spanish love song in one semester", that titanic scene from Dr. Who (to show how gorgeous DAVID TENNANT is), the soup's edited version of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire's trailer and some Interview With The Vampire shiz.<br /><br />ulana is going to read Vittorio now and love Anne Rice and such.  vampire chronicles, here she comes.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>katie's got soul</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 20 Jul 2008 08:12:30 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ lol @ amanda dalton not liking blaise zabini/seamus finnigan XD  we need to make her read THIS, don't we, Liz?:<br /><a href="http://www.fictionalley.org/authors/crabbegirl/HILHTILH01.html">[link]</a><br /><br />also, amanda dalton should go HERE:<br /><a href="http://themodeldrarry.livejournal.com/">[link]</a><br />(it ADDS to the list i gave her!)<br /><br />okay, now onto a more aoe journal.  in other words, drawings to come:<br />i'm going to draw hp ocs (blech) in response to liz's.  but it's going to be years in the future because...i fail at hp oc's in their year.  especially if they have ANY interaction with the characters.  in other words, mention of hp event will be minimal to none.  it's sort of like ww2 to us.  important, yes, but in the past and only the history buffs deal with that sort of thing.<br /><br />you think i'd have a slytherin, right?  WRONG.  ravenclaw.  i've needed to draw one.  this is mostly because, when i go outside and swing, i contemplate what a harry/snape child would be like.  michelle (my roommate who isn't into harry potter slash but can make even a character death seem like, "THE CUTEST THING EVER") and i agree that snape/harry child would actually be very pretty.  either elegant and tall with a WELL-DEFINED NOSE and sparkling emerald eyes and straight black hair OR slightly shorter with dark eyes and classy glasses.  both would have beautiful hands and would be raised in a house that's not really full of joy and sunshine, but at least it has love and that would make them very dear children, indeed.  michelle and i determined their house: ravenclaw.  it just HAS to be.<br /><br />i may draw a slytherin sometime, someday, but it'll probably be liz's character XD<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>strange eyes</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 19 Jul 2008 11:27:04 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ so, thanks to a certain icon comm (<a href="http://community.livejournal.com/jillicons/,">[link]</a> DO visit, it's AMAZING), i am back into my comic book-loving mode, full swing.<br /><br />expect some attempted comic book art (most likely hp, but maybe some ocs) very soon.  should be a blast for me, but it may be death to your eyes <3<br /><br />BOOOOORING ALERT:<br />but i HAD to write this SOMEWHERE.  i started catching up in the Countdown to Final Crisis shiz last night.  i took a break a little while back when the plotlines just got way muddled (which seems to happen quite often, but it was getting RIDICULOUS...and a bit dull to boot).  but THEN i remembered it was time for Final Crisis to start up.  and it had.  so i started reading again, because i actually do want to read Final Crisis (the promotion for Final Crisis was ridiculous and i love it XD PLUS, Batman R.I.P. story, ftw...ilu, major comic sites online <3). <br /><br />anyway, i got to Countdown to Final Crisis  #2, which i actually rather enjoyed.  Darkseid v. Jimmy Olsen---> Darkseid v. Orion.  the father v. son thing was great fun and it was a pretty epic battle after forcing myself to get through the rest of the mush that is CtFC.  okay, yes.  i did not enjoy this miniseries very much *SIGH*<br /><br />i can't wait till the end of Final Crisis.  you see, i've already planned to read the latest issues of Wonder Woman <3 (there's some Batman shiz i want to read too...but that can wait until after i've seen him FINALLY killed off frealsies :3  gee, why do i want him to die so much?  i'm so STOKED for The Dark Knight XD)<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>snaperdoodles and thin tonks</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 15 Jul 2008 15:23:10 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ so, i was thinking, "i'm going to get enough people to like this "the snape scouts" idea to legitimize this shit.<br /><br />it's semi-working, but only because i'm forcing it to.<br /><br />so, the snape scouts will now...draw harry potter-type cookies, i guess...that's my plan anyway.  i'm SO doing it.  all i've got so far are snaperdoodles (thank you, ms. toast <3) and mcgonagall mints/thin tonks (edited from thin filch--see newly uploaded pictures for more details).<br /><br />uuuh...we don't really have a promise...or law...or motto...yet.  we will, i'm sure.  all based off girl scouts, of course.  i'm really loving this, if you can't tell...<br /><br />JOIN TODAY!<br /><br />PROGRESS:<br />creator: me<br />troop leaders: starbabyofmine (leader of troop leaders), vetoast, spunkymonkey1090.<br /><br />Troop Leader Titles:<br />starbabyofmine: Miss. Super Troop Leader ("then all my underlings can be called the snark super troopers X3")<br />vetoast:<br />spunkymonkey1090: <br /><br />Motto: Snark--they leave their mark!<br />Promise:<br />Law:<br /><br />Edit: I've been informed that girl scouts call troop leaders Miss. (name) and Mr. (name)...well, guess what?  We call them Miss. (title) and Mr. (title).  So...starbabyofmine is Miss. Super Troop Leader XD<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>messing with a passed out neville</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 12 Jul 2008 17:17:49 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ These quotes didn't make it to my signature, but they get honorable mention:<br /><br />Emily: who are you, friggin humphrey bogart?<br />Krix: i bet that guy can shoot lasers from his penis<br /><br />Sabrina: that means I have to go out. and the stores are FULL on Saturdays... everyone's out buying stuff...<br />Me: tax free weekend?<br />Sabrina: it's not, but everyone has to go shopping for tomorrow since you can't do that tomorrow.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>wizard rock update</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 07 Jul 2008 14:24:16 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ i'm not going to talk about all that happened.  there was a lot.  it all wrocked.  i recapped some of it in drawings...see drawings.  also, i have two pictures up with me and Draco and the Malfoys.  i'm putting the rest of the pictures on facebook.<br /><br />it's a good thing.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>lolwhut?</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 06 Jul 2008 06:00:07 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I'm seeing Wizard Rock tonight.  It still amazes me.<br /><br />Anyway, Discworld meme taken from...some LJ.  Enjoy it.  I sure did <3:<br /><br />1)	Delphine Angua von Uberwald<br />2)	Death<br />3)	Havelock Vetinari<br />4)	Moist von Lipwig<br />5)	Rufus Drumknott<br />6)	Samuel Vimes<br />7)	Nobby Nobbs<br />8)	Wolfgang von Uberwald<br />9)	Teatime<br />10)	The Luggage<br />11)	Otto Chriek<br />12)	Reg Shoe<br /><br /><br /><br />Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to? <br />Sam/OttoÂno, but I think it would most definitely procure EPIC lulz.  Especially with how Sam feels about vampires.<br /><br />Do you think Four is hot? How hot?<br />Moist.  Hot?  Well, in that gold suit, charmingly hot.  In a crowd, unrecognizably so.<br /><br />What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?<br />If Reg Shoe got Wolfgang pregnant, Death would have A LOT of explaining to do.<br /><br />Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine?<br />Teatime.  Sadly, no.  But, if I could, theyÂd probably be full of laughter and death.<br /><br />Would Two and Six make a good couple?<br />Death and Vimes.  I donÂt think Death couples well with anyone.  ThereÂs the cold fingers and lack of emotion and certain body parts and all.  Plus, theyÂre both pretty wrapped up in their work.  ItÂd only end in misery.<br /><br />Five/Nine or Five/Ten?<br />Drumknott would probably be uncomfortable with both Teatime AND The Luggage.  In the end, I think The Luggage would probably be a more suitable choice, though.  At least itÂs loyal (low risk of death).   So, Five/Ten.<br /><br />What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?<br />Nobby walks in on Reg and Death.  Now, Nobby is a pretty strange guy.  HeÂd probably watchÂor cheerÂor take notes or something.  And see, a zombie and Death makes a whole lot more sense than some of the other couples listed above.  At least theyÂre both missing body parts (just sometimes, for Reg) and then thereÂs the whole DEATH thing.<br /><br />Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.<br />The Luggage follows Havelock everywhere and maybe humps his leg sometimes.  The end (lolwhut XD).<br /><br />Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?<br />Angua/Wolfgang.  Yes.  Absolutely.  You just have to TOTALLY ignore canon, be into incest and maybe make up a past or an AU for the siblings.  For instance, Angua and Wolfgang were close as children and Wolfgang loved her and Angua sort of loved him back and things progress from there until he goes batshit insane and kills their sister.  Wrong move, fluffy.  In the AUÂwell, wth do you want, itÂs an AU.<br /><br />Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.<br />Nobby and Reg  *chokes*?  ÂMissing Some PartsÂ  LOL.<br /><br />What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?<br />Moist/Angua.  The fact that , in Making Money, Moist figured out that Angua was the werewolf in the City Watch.  In canon, the threat wouldnÂt work, but this is fanon and itÂs NEVER about workingÂitÂs about porn.<br /><br />Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?<br />Nobby Nobbs.  I pray to every single God that none of my friends read ANYTHING involving Nobby and acts of a sexual nature.<br /><br />Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?<br />Vetinari.  Yes.  I have a friend whoÂs quite fond of a certain fic featuring Havelock and Margolotta.<br /><br />Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?<br />Otto.  No, but IÂve drawn him <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/biggrin.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":D" title=":D (Big Grin)" />!<br /><br />Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?<br />Death/Moist/Drumknott.  Wow, Death is quite popular on my memeÂand no.<br /><br />What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?<br />The Luggage: *spits out gold*<br /><br />If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?<br />Wolfgang.  Either something really hardcore or a song about being misunderstood (omg, mah Wolfgang es so emoooo).<br /><br />If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?<br />Angua/Sam/Reg.  WARNING: OOCness, cigar play, zombies beating with limbs, and one fem!werewolf too hot to handle.<br />Now you can see why IÂd never write a pairing like that?  I donÂt think I could get through it without laughing/vomiting and no one would read it, anyway, lololol.<br /><br />What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?<br />Death and The Luggage.  ÂCOME.Â   DeathÂs not very creative. (See, now I would say: ÂHey, there.  I hear that thereÂs gold inside of you.  I bet itÂd look better inside of me *wink*Â )<br /><br />When was the last time you read a fic about Five?<br />Drumknot.  Never.  Because I wonÂt read it if itÂs not Rufus/Havelock and have you heard of how little there is of DW slash out there.  Bah.<br /><br />What is Six's super-sekrit kink?<br />CIGAR PLAY.  I loled.<br /><br />Would Eleven... ]]></description>
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                <title>you're just a little, dirty shopkeeper</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 05 Jul 2008 14:14:23 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Well, boys and girls, Draco and the Malfoys, The Remus Lupins, The Whomping Willows and Justin Finch-Fletchly's (spelling?  i've not listened to them), in concert, TOMORROW.  And I'M GOING TO BE THERE.<br /><br />Be jealous.  I except your envy.  I BATHE in it.  With GLEE.<br /><br /><3<br /><br />P.S.--ten points to the person who guesses correctly on which DatM song the title of this journal comes from.  No googling.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>satan/satan/lend me a dollar. NOW</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 29 Jun 2008 14:03:17 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ going to my g-ma's from tuesday-thursday.  that means the playing (and completion) of MGS4.  played some today and all i have to say is:<br /><br />raiden/snake.<br /><br />seriously, all they said was each others name for, like, five minutes.  it was a total slashfest.  michelle says i slash too often, but sometimes the evidence is just irrefutable.<br /><br />comrades.  pfft.  COMPANIONS.  (lawl, watch firefly.  liz, YOU KNOW.)<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>i was the turkey ALL ALONG!</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 25 Jun 2008 18:01:55 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ you know how, sometimes, you get so addicted to something that there's this tightening in your chest (or, in some cases, your groin) when you can no longer be within the vicinity of said thing?<br /><br />yeah, i've had quite a few of those this past month.<br /><br />i don't know if it's this whole being out of school thing or...yeah, it's probably that.  i can't think of anything else to blame it on.  the obsession with odd "I'LL NEVER WATCH/LOVE IT EVER!" television shows, mmorpg (singular, Fiesta), and the two genres of music we refer to as hip-hop and techno...it's a mystery.<br /><br />and i'm sure liz is going to cut in with, "YOU FORGOT YOUR OBSESSION WITH blahblahblah...blah!"<br /><br />like, Niph...or giraffe-sex or something...i'unno.<br /><br />check out my new id because i like it. almost as much as i like you.<br /><br />p.s.--the moods never load so i guess i'm always a very...joyous person.  i am filled with joy <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/biggrin.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":D" title=":D (Big Grin)" />!<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>white kids love hip hop</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 22 Jun 2008 18:21:57 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Favorites:<br />*Billy Talent<br />*The String Quartet<br />*All forms of techno (Darude, Aphex Twins, DJ Tiesto, etc)<br />*Expansion of my horizons in the field of hip-hop (ilu, Beastie Boys--but there's more to life...such as MC Chris, Run DMC...yanno <3)<br />*Invader Zim the SHOW.  That's right, started watching it.  Sigh.<br />*The new season of Venture Bros.  It fails to disappoint me, as of yet.  Wonderful.<br />*New installments of RvB.  ilu, Roosterteeth.<br />*Mary.  She invited me to her birthday party.  Oh, and Liz for turning 17 and being generally awesome.<br />*Niph and the UK.<br />*Alex, hookah buddy, chinese study-partner, leaf (princess) friend, and twin through...some family.<br />*Okay, now I'm just pulling this outta my ass.  Uh.  Dickbutt.  I guess.<br /><br />Crank up the bass, play some Pendulum and waste that 5 dollah gas, bitches and hos!<br />Less than three,<br />b.ho.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>it's the pelvic thrust</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 13 Jun 2008 18:18:44 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Playing MGS4.  Very impressed.  Very much in love.<br /><br />And that was only after the loading screen.<br /><br />Aaaanyway, I'll write more about it when I'm done.  Maybe (<--probably not).<br /><br />ALSO!  Venture Bros!  Third season!  Get yer asses in gear people, that's all I'm going to say.<br /><br />Now, I have to go out and get some Gargoyles for my poor Liz.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>the fun beyond magic</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 05 Jun 2008 13:43:54 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Everything I learned about Irkens I learned from...<br /><br /><a href="http://goddess.nexusofworlds.com/">[link]</a>  <--Okay, I only read the first part of this, so far, but it's AMAZING.<br /><br />and<br /><br /><a href="http://uppertorso.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/u/p/uppertorso.jpg" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconuppertorso:" title="uppertorso"/></a>  <--Always been in love with Torso's stuff.  Even if you don't dig the Irken, CLICK THIS LINK!<br /><br />and<br /><br /><a href="http://ladylaguna.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/l/a/ladylaguna.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconladylaguna:" title="ladylaguna"/></a> <--Goddess Rising omg.  And her art omg.  And both of the artists' characters omg.  Nevix ftw <3<br /><br />and <br /><br />All related Irken artists on DA (see those guys' friends list <3).  I thank you all.<br /><br />~~~~~<br />In other news: Got The Colour of Magic.  Love it, of course.  Love Tim Curry...of course.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>you're stealing my sunshine</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 26 May 2008 17:14:31 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I imagine sex between giraffes would have to be executed extremely carefully.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>it's my line, anyway</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 20 May 2008 08:29:43 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ La ti da ti daaa...<br />Want one of my favorite episodes of Whose Line?  Of course you don't.  Will you watch it anyway?  Of COURSE you will.<br /><br /><a href="http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=BRelp7ufDZk&feature=related">[link]</a> (Number of Words/Duet)<br /><br /><a href="http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=ehHIpnM7530&watch_response">[link]</a> (Infomercial/Scenes from a hat)<br /><br /><a href="http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=fWXegX8EUUw&feature=related">[link]</a> (Bartender and props)<br /><br /><br />And MORE?:<br /><a href="http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=y5-Qx83dxxc&feature=related">[link]</a> (Let's make a date)<br /><br /><a href="http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=N8l9mT32P3Q">[link]</a> (Scenes from a hat--this one's amazing XD)<br /><br /><a href="http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=3hl5BqYXeZc">[link]</a> (Ryan/Collin...more kissies)<br /><br /><a href="http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=QZk_1Q941b0&feature=related">[link]</a> (Kissing Montage)<br /><br />And now we know what the Whose Line boys REALLY "practice" off camera.<br /><br />Jeff Davis is a good-looking man.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>just gargle with salt water</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 18 May 2008 18:32:43 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ DA stuff:<br />1) Working on <a href="http://silvercresent11.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/s/i/silvercresent11.jpg" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconsilvercresent11:" title="silvercresent11"/></a>'s HP meme (see newest deviation for more information) and a Discworld meme.  Hard work without a tablet, but I'm excited.  Also, <a href="http://silvercresent11.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/s/i/silvercresent11.jpg" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconsilvercresent11:" title="silvercresent11"/></a> is great and you should check out her stuff, ferserious.  Yes, that was blatant advertising.<br /><br />2) Any drawn stuff will probably be uploaded through my camera because, guess what: NO SCANNER ANYMORE <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/biggrin.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":D" title=":D (Big Grin)" />!  I'm away form school which means lack of Ashley which means lack of her scanner.  Teartear, but I'll deal.  You will too.<br /><br />Life stuff:<br />1) My nephew was born two Wednesdays ago.  My niece was born this past Wednesday (I have two older sisters who were both preggers at the same time--the few people who read this already know that, but hurrah anyway <3).  Zane Lee and Allison Paige.  I was excited because, although babies make my eye go twitch, I adore my 3 nephews and 1 niece :3<br /><br />2) Applying for a job at the theater at White Oak.  Wish me luck.<br /><br />3) Shane from The L Word is really boyish and I so would.  Surprisingly, so would my (extremely heterosexual) sister. Speaking of; ban on gay marriage lifted?  Can I get a, "HUZZAH"?<br /><br />4) A few...not so great grades for my second semester.  The guardians were not pleased, but I toughed it out *wipes away beads of sweat* I think the whole, "Getting a job!" thing helped out.<br /><br />5) I wish Pratchett would come out with a new city watch book.  Selfish, but true.  The fanfiction just isn't up to par.<br /><br />6) I love life and you guys <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/h/hug.gif" width="38" height="15" alt=":hug:" title="Hug" />  Tip of the day: gargle with salt water when you have a mouth sore :3<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>god, that's good!</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 13 May 2008 06:47:10 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ So, I got my first not-so-great comment.  Awesome.  HOWEVER, it was on my destop screenshot and by a girl who's profile makes me think of this:<br /><br />"*gigglegiggle* I'm all cutesy!  ????!!?!! MY CHEMICAL ROMAAAAANCE RAUX! <333333###333!!!!111eleven"<br /><br />So her opinion is not highly regarded by me.  <br /><br />In more important news: college is finally over for the year and it's time to see my buddies from around here (the ones who didn't go to UNC-G with me, poor dears).<br /><br />And I'm into Anne Rice again so you may see some art with that.  No art updates because I forgot what I was supposed to be doing...<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>night flight</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 28 Apr 2008 05:50:52 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ HAPPY BIRTHDAY, ULANA!<br /><br />Still not done with all of my schoolwork, but I HAVE been working on the art I owe people...a bit >_><br /><br />For instance!  I have completed the bit of Snarry art I set out to do for Niphy.  I like it and I hope you will to.  I PLAN to upload it tonight <3.<br /><br /><br />Art Progress:<br />-Snarry of some sort (for Niph and, probably myself too XD) (Complete C<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/smile.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":)" title=":) (Smile)" /><br /><br />-Avi art for Halcyonia (in progress, finally!)<br />-Avi art for Toshi<br /><br /><br />-Goofy poo (Hiatus)<br />-Tucker/Church <3 (Hiatus)<br />-Talis/Eekie (definite now, haha--hiatus)<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>doo bee doo bee doo</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 15 Apr 2008 06:08:32 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ EDIT: Okay, something is really starting to tick me off.  Bou, AGAIN.  Yah, he was okay when he was in the band, but he was not THAT great.  He wasn't a stand-out guitarist, all he had going for him were his looks (SUPPOSEDLY) and they were exceptionally girly, which, I guess is great for some people...but I like cute .  Like Miku.  So Bou was eck to me.  He had a flat face and an ugly voice.  Like, at this moment, I'm beginning to forget a time when I ever DID like the guy (although, I know I did...because I remember being sad that he was going too...).  <br /><br />Seriously, you guys, he's gone, get over it.  Takuya is adorable.  Yuuki (*cough* Marx) is full of lulz and, dare I say it, win.  Miss Bou all you like, but stop WHINING to me about it.  I LIKE the new Antic Cafe just as much as the old Antic Cafe and no amount of pictures or video clips can change my mind.  In fact, it's really just irking me, so. Cut. It. Out.<br /><br />RANT DONE :3!<br /><br />Is it just me or are my chibis improving C: ? *one who doesn't want to speak to soon*<br /><br />Anyway, finishing art faster than I thought I would, but I still have a lot on hiatus I need to finish.  I keep adding more to my current section and bumping back my old ideas.  Eventually they're just going to sit on the backburner forever, poor dears ;_;<br /><br />uuuh....okay, class in an hour or so.  iluguys.<br /><br /><br />Art Progress:<br />-FFXII vs Organization XIII that I obviously CANNOT use in the Squennix contest XD  (In Progress, 3/4 done)<br />-Avi art for Halcyonia (<a href="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v111/Mitena/Traditional.png">[link]</a>)<br />-Snarry of some sort (for Niphz)<br /><br />-Goofy poo (Hiatus)<br />-Tucker/Church <3 (Hiatus)<br />-Talis/Eekie (definite now, haha--hiatus)<br /><br /><br />P.S.--listening to a 15 minute song...but, God, it's so cute ;_;<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>guitar, guns and finny fun</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 13 Apr 2008 22:58:39 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ How about an Eekie/Talis (E'asmos Delirghe/Talisen Nays of Sublunary)?<br />They is pretty <3:<br /><a href="http://i30.tinypic.com/117wt37.jpg">[link]</a><br /><a href="http://i28.tinypic.com/2h88huu.jpg">[link]</a><br /><br />The girl who took part in making these characters and drew the comic is here:<br /><a href="http://uppertorso.deviantart.com/">[link]</a><br /><br />Art Progress:<br />-FFXII vs Organization XIII--for Squennix contest (In Progress, 1/2 done)<br />-Avi art for ProcrastinatingSpazz (Ashley)<br /><br />-Goofy poo (Hiatus)<br />-Tucker/Church <3 (Hiatus)<br />-Talis/Eekie (Questionable)<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>and Crusades is already epic fail</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 12 Apr 2008 09:56:03 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Addicted to Gaia again.  Ugh.  This is not productive to school...<br /><br />Decided to enter the Squennix contest, just for funsies of course.<br /><br />Expect some new art soon :3<br /><br />Art Progress:<br />-Female Antic Cafe! (Complete)<br />-Ashley: "We're going to get stuck on this elevator...and then DIE." (Complete)<br />-FFXII vs Organization XIII--for Squennix contest (In Progress, 1/2 done)<br />-Avi art for Rainbow (In progress)<br />-Avi art for Kuropuu (In progress)<br /><br />-Goofy poo (Hiatus)<br />-Tucker/Church <3 (Hiatus)<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>septimus is my favorite number</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 08 Apr 2008 16:24:46 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Sooo....Antic Cafe art...AN Cafe art...right...ideas, anyone?<br /><br /><br /><br />To Do:<br />-Miku (In Progress)<br />-Ashley: "We're going to get stuck on this elevator...and then DIE." (In progress)<br />-FFXII vs Organization XIII (In Progress)<br />-Goofy poo<br />-Tucker/Church <3<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>3 essays and an 8 ball</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 07 Apr 2008 03:34:53 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Some old pictures from high school uploaded and one new one.<br /><br />That Ayumi one took me, like, two days off-and-on.  Then I put it on my binder and showed it to EVERYONE...subtly.  Maybe I don't spend enough time when drawing cartoonish people or maybe I'm just better when it comes to copying rl pictures.  I mean...it really wasn't THAT hard.<br /><br />All right.  Now i need to do my homework before class starts.  Boo.<br /><br /><br />To do:<br />-Ashley: "We're going to get stuck on this elevator...and then DIE." (In progress)<br />-FFXII vs Organization XIII (In Progress)<br />-Goofy poo<br />-Tucker/Church <3<br />-Miku...something.  I don't know, I just really want to draw Miku<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>oh hay C:</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 05 Apr 2008 20:36:40 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I'm Brittany.  Immoral, overly-opinionated and attending UNC-Greensboro (history major--I strongly do NOT reccommend).  <br /><br />Addicted to last.fm (<a href="http://www.last.fm/user/lifeisDELISH/">[link]</a>).<br /><br />Will probably post a lot of Harry Potter, Organization XIII and Final Fantasy pictures.  Maybe random "fer the lulz" pictures too.<br /><br />Yeah.  That's about all.  Livejournal here:<br /><a href="http://www.livejournal.com/~cokainekate">[link]</a><br /><br />I really didn't think it was important enough to put as my website.<br /><br />...ilu.<br /><br />To do:<br />-Ashley: "We're going to get stuck on this elevator...and then DIE."<br />-FFXII vs Organization XIII<br />-Goofy poo<br />-Tucker/Church <3<br /><br />To upload:<br />-Old high school pictures<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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