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                <title>The Unpopular View</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 31 Jan 2004 02:47:06 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ During my 19 years on this earth I have  encountered many different people.  People from all different walks of life  and cultures have played some role in  my life, as small as it may have been.  I have also encountered people who are  very closed minded and prejudiced. I  have noticed that all different kinds  of people have the ability to hate, but  it is their choice to use it or not. Of  all the people I have met and formed  friendships with it seems that I enjoy  the company of homosexuals to any other  faction of people. I have formed this  idea, as unpopular as it may be, from  my direct experiences with these  people. Now I know what you are all  thinking, no I am not a homosexual  myself. I am very straight, but it  seems that straight people have a  certain disability when it comes to the  socially different. Please allow me to  share with you the reasons I have came  up with as to why I have come to this  decision. <br />
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<b>Number one: Homosexuals are socially  humbled.</b><br />
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It seems that homosexuals, in  reflection of their own struggles, are  much more accepting to others. I have  been witness to horrific treatment of  people and it seems that it is these  experiences that lead a man or woman to  be humbled and realize that we are all  on the same plane of existence. I know  that there are many different types of  people and not all fit in the  explanation I am giving. Please  remember these are based on my person  experiences. I have never met a racist,  sexist, or anti-Semitic homosexual.  They seem to have an uncanny ability of  acceptance which in turn has taught me  a lot about myself. It has showed me  that a person isn't their race or  sexual orientation. A person is only as  good as his or her actions and many  people seem to over look that idea. <br />
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<b>Number two: Homosexuals are very  open-minded to new ideas.</b><br />
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I have seen many homosexuals that are  of different religions or practice  different methods of self-healing. In a  way it is a good thing to be open to  new ideas because you may run across  something that truly intrigues you or  may help you as a person. Due to their  lack of acceptance it seems that  straying from the norm isn't at all a  dire task but more of an adventure. It  is that mentality that I feel is  missing from society, the ability to  stray and go down the unbeaten path to  find new roads, new places, and maybe a  new self. <br />
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<b>Number three: They don't care what  other people think.</b><br />
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This seems to be strictly for the  openly homosexuals because those who  hide from it are seriously concerned  about what others think. It seems the  ones that are proud of it tend to be a  little easier going and are willing to  do things that other guys or girls  won't in fear of someone thinking them " queer". They are willing to post on  their cars, houses, stores, and lockers  that they are gay and they don't care  what you think. I say hell yeah!!  People should be proud of what they  are, no matter what it is. People live  happier lives that way. On top of being  proud of themselves they are also a lot  more fun. So many straight,  upper-middle class, preppy, conformists  are so uptight all the time and have to  fit to ALL of the social and popular  tends and norms. I think that's just  sad. Let yourself go once in a while,  its good for you. <br />
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Sure it may only be three reasons but  we can actually learn a lot from this  consistently ridiculed, socially  unaccepted, and burdened group of brave  people. Please don't take this into  account as just mere ramblings, think  about it for a while. After all, all of  us have at least have a gay cousin! ]]></description>
                <author>!lil-mike</author>
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                <title>You're Not Satisfied Are You?</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 27 Jan 2004 19:44:14 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Right now you're sitting in a warm room  with decent clothes and possibly a hot  beverage. You might have a high speed  connection on your PC or Mac. You're  chatting to someone you like - possibly  someone you love - or you're reading  the news. It might be baking hot  outside, it might be raining cats and  dogs. Either way you have the air  conditioning on full blast or have a  roof over your head. Your favourite  band is blasting out of your stereo or  you have the TV on showing re-runs of  The Simpsons. *Sigh*. Isn't life  tragic? <br />
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According to the majority of teens,  apparently living a comfortable life is  blasphemous to their ideals that we  should all be angry and depressed and  railing against our  parents/teachers/nearest authority  figure. If we have a job, we're a slave  to the capitalist machine - not only  that, but we're selling our souls to  corporations that oppress the masses in  underdeveloped countries. That's right!  By attempting to eke out a living, we  are directly responsible for the  unscrupulous acts of mercenary  companies and the inhumane policies of  foreign autocracies. We are wasting our  lives in jobs we hate, buying stuff we  don't need. Of course rent, electricity  and water are all commodities  unnecessary to maintain a lifestyle  that allows us to live prosperously and  comfortably without descending into  outright squalor. Damn the man! <br />
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It's easy to be bitter and angry and  cynical when you don't have a clue as  to how the outside world works. When  you're skulking around in your Volcom  shirt, your Nike sneakers, your Diesel  jeans or your band du jour t-shirt;  when you're driving around in the  convertible your mom and dad bought you  for your 18th birthday, when your  parents pay for your gas and insurance;  when you're too lazy to do your math  homework and you consequently get a D  and bitch at that "stupid slut" that  takes the class; when you're listening  to overly-contrived music about how  awful the world is, how the government  holds you down, how everything is a  mess and it'll never get any better  (all the while ignoring the irony that  the $10 you spent on their record is  paying for their second mansion in the  Hollywood hills); when you're so  wrapped up in your own little bubble  and everything is handed to you on a  plate it's much easier to be pissed off  and negative and to take for granted  all that you have. <br />
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The funny thing is, it won't last. All  your icons will become everything you  hate. Anti-establishment icons of the  past like Ozzy Osbourne and Johnny  Rotten turned into self-serving, money  grubbing millionaires in the end, more  interested in their own public profile  and trying to convince the public  they're still as relevant today as they  were 25 years ago instead of sticking  to the ideals they once trumpeted as  angry young men. Your icons will end up  the same - your Chester Benningtons,  your Fred Dursts, your Marilyn Mansons,  your Billie Joe Armstrongs...and where  does that leave you? You have two  choices: <br />
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First choice: Rail against the system  as long as possible. Fight it all you  want. You can spew forth as much  rhetoric as you like, quote the films  or songs that speak most to you about  the injustice of the world and take as  many drugs as humanly possible to block  out the agony of it all. Before you  know it, your parents are no longer  around to pamper you and you find the  only way to make ends meet is by  working at the local fast food  emporium. Welcome to the machine.  Here's your punch card. Here's your  uniform. Congratulations, you're  everything you used to hate. <br />
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Second choice: Get your head out of  your own little world and stop focusing  on the pettiest injustice. You're  failing math? Do some reading. Ask for  help. Parents pissing you off? Talk to  them calmly instead of screaming, "YOU  DON'T UNDERSTAND ME!!!!" and slamming  every door from the dining room to your  bedroom. <br />
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Clear your head of all the things that  don't matter. Work to solve the  problems that do matter. <br />
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That's where my advice runs out.  Despite all my best intentions and  ideas I don't have the cure to the  world's ills. It's only when the future  of this planet realises that the  problems surrounding them go beyond  their own selfish wants and needs that  they can be acknowledged and dealt  with. Yes, the adults in charge of  things have messed things up royally.  So here's your chance. Prove you can do  it better. Prove you're better than  falling into the cycle of school - work  - grave. Prove that you can be trusted  to see that what you have is giving you  the biggest opportunity to make these  changes you're so keen to champion. <br />
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Now stop whining and get on with it.<br />
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Aside to my small ramblings, I am sorry  that I haven't been on this community  in awhile because I took out my  internet co... ]]></description>
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                <title>Differences</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 21 Jan 2004 18:35:24 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I walked down the hallway to my  classroom. Up the stairs to the left  and threw the door. As I walked by, I  passed maybe 50 people. I over-heard  many conversations and saw many  different people. I realized how vast  and how much variety there is in the  world today. How people act, dress,  speak and express themselves is all  original and all directly that person's " property". <br />
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People in society today believe that  you must act or look a certain way to  fit with the "in" crowd. So not true.  Many people strive to be accepted by  their peers especially in their  highschool years. But what exactly  makes you "accpetable" or "cool"? Who  knows? These things were made up and  thought up by people that are just like  me and you. Just because they think it  makes you cool doesn't mean it does.  And what is the definiton of cool?  Wearing name brands. Having a "tight"  car? Wearing new shoes? There is no one  definition if any at all. <br />
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Then why do teenagers try to fit in so  much? Because it's self conciousness.  It's the "cool" thing to do. It is what  gets you accepted and in with the "in"  crowd. But who really cares about that?  After your 4 short years, who the hell  is going to care anymore about what  happened in high school. About how you  were a nerd, or the shit that happened.  It's all gone. No one cares. Then why  do people try so hard to be so popular  when in reality, no ones going to give  a flying fuck? I can't answer that  because I don't know the answer. <br />
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The true meaning of high school to me  is knowing you have friends that care  about you and will have your back with  whatever comes your way. I don't care  if so many people hate or dislike them,  as long as I am friends with them, Only  my opinion matters about them in my  eyes, and no one is going to change my  opnion. I try to make friends with  people that I know I can be friends  with for life. I don't care what they  look like, what "status" they are at, or  who they are friends with. All that  matters to me is the connection that Me  and Them make. Nothing else matters. <br />
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So many people see that to be "socially  popular" You have to have the clothes,  the hair, play sports, be a  cheerleader, and party. SO WRONG! I  have lived the life of a prep. DAILY I  am labeled and harassed for who I am.  People judge me before they even know  me. You'd think people wouldn't be so  judgemental of what they DO NOT know,  but the sad truth is our society is  failing day after day. <br />
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Things today are so much harder than  they used to be. Your parents tell you " Well when I was your age.." stories, but  nothing compares to the Generation of  today. Things are many times worse for  the mere fact of the violence and  hatred that has been formed. People are  daily given hassels for the way they  look; Physically. If you are over-weght  you get name calling which is very  UNECESSARY! If you wore glasses, you  are considered a "nerd" or a "dork" which  today we think is cute if we say oh " I'ma dork", but the fact is, many people  are called these names and are offended  by it. If you wear the "wrong" clothes or  if they are not "Name Brand" your  considered poor and people talk about  your clothes, "omg did you see what that  girl/guy was wearing? what were they  thinking?!?!" <br />
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Our own opinions of other people will  always be there. There OUR opinions.  But sometimes the things we say, we say  without thinking. We need to realize  that when we are trying to be "cool" and " accpeted" with our friends by making fun  of other people, we need to think  before we speak because we don't know  that person, we don't know thei life  story, and we don't know how bad it  hurts them. We don't want to be the  cause of someone ending their life  because they can't take it anymore. The  pain seeps in and the urge takes over.  In the end, It's always the pain that  gets the best of us. Always.<br />
_____________________<br />
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Sad news is, I won't be able to get on  an internet as much as I did before,  things have had happen. I hope you guys  understand what I'm trying to say and I  really appreciate all your support  throughout these years.<br />
Thank you. ]]></description>
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                <title>Social Acceptance</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 18 Jan 2004 19:08:37 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ From the moment we realize the  relationship of our own being with  friends, family, acquaintances, and  society we strive to conform to some  standard which is set by a majority of  the collective clique. In conforming to  the ideas and expectations of a group,  we in essence are striving to conform  with the whole of the group. We aspire  to, in time, call ourselves part of the " crowd" if you will. In seeking  acceptance, we are no doubt prone to  rejection. Todays youth has solved the  problem of rejection fairly well I  might add. While some may be rejected  for certain beliefs or actions, there  is always another group with the same  or similar beliefs willing to accept  them. So we see that in a society of  few deviants and many followers,  everyone has a place. Even the outcast  computer programmer stereotype could  start a club now-a-days.<br />
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The fact that "everyone has a place" that  brings me to my next issue. This is the  conflict between conflicting groups. In  most cases the differences in beliefs  or tendencies between one group will  almost surely cause friction in another  group. In doing so the conflict is  justified in the eyes of either group,  and the conflict intensifies into what  could be called in essence a battle  between differing social views. In most  cases these conflicts are small and  relatively easily solved. Compromise to  end the affliction is usually seen as a  good will gesture and carried out as  such.<br />
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In some extreme cases these conflicts  could in a large scale, easily get out  of hand. We can easily see this in  looking at two prominent hate groups,  the Ku Klux Klan and the Black  Panthers. However unnecessary this  analogy may be, it is worth mentioning  as it signifies the process in which  two conflicting groups encounter  friction which becomes anger, and then  rage. The process itself is not  dangerous. It is when individuals make  the choice to go from words to actions,  and in doing so the others seeking  acceptance in the group follow the  leaders actions. And so forth in the  opposite crowd. In most cases it is the  choices of the few that ultimately  affect many. In a society overcrowded  with conformist there can be no other  result.<br />
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It seems that in the present time, even  the rebels who deviate from  conventional thinking and beliefs could  come together in the masses. If one  rebels against everything he/she still  has others beside him or her doing the  same. When we look at the present  groups as compared to those of twenty  years ago we find that in most cases  you could find a croup even then to  match your current beliefs. It seems in  a world full of conformist we must  accept the idea that no matter the  intensity of our deviation from what  could be called normal beliefs, we are  still following the ever-present  example of a past presence.<br />
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In accepting our need for acceptance we  understand that while we may be  rejected by some, the good will and  compromise of others makes it possible  for us to survive. The only thing to  consider is what compromises to make,  and what other actions can be taken for  the followers of today to realize what  implications the decisions of the few  may have. And in a world full of  followers we ourselves must accept  acceptance as a process of living...  only remembering what we ourselves wish  to conform to, and that it is our  beliefs that effect our actions. Choose  your group based upon what it is you  look for in life, and avoid friction  whenever possible.<br />
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<b>Saturday night Campus Party</b><br />
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Aside to that, I went to a surprise  birthday party that a friend of mine  threw for her friend on Saturday night.  Suffice it to say, I went along with 3  of my friends and drove up to  University of Toronto, Missisauga  campus which turns out to be an hour  drive.<br />
Once we got there, the place was packed  with all these students from the  school, well, probably some of them are  not even attending the campus.<br />
Anyway, we were introduced to various  people and since we didn't know that  you're supposed to bring your own  drink, we went back and scouted for a  beer store. It took us quite some time  due to the "wrong" direction we were  provided. But alas, we came back with a  few drinks.<br />
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After about 10mins of mingling [ha, if  that was even appropriate], these girls  started laying down some shot cups on  the carpeted floor in which right  after, they poured down a Coffee  Liquer, which I found out later on in  the kitchen. Before they start the "game" , one of the girls announced whoever  wants to try the shot, should kneel  down on one of the cups and be ready to  chug it down. I think they call this  game "Blowjob" because you're not allowed  to use your hand. Not knowing of this,  I hesitantly approach one and looked  around if anyone wanted to take it. Out  of the crowd, this tall guy... ]]></description>
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                <title>From Well-Read To Spoon-Fed</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 16 Jan 2004 15:18:49 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ That's the question I've probably heard  more often in the forums than any other  question in the history of questiondom.  It seems that, for the vast majority of  forum readers and posters, any post  longer than two sentences gives  immediate attacks of migraines and  sudden onsets of ADD. Granted, I do  tend to write quite a lot--I'm infamous  for my Epic Posts(tm) which string  together anywhere from three to  thirteen (my current record)  fully-packed posts together into one  super-uber-mega post--but the level of  utter impatience and unwillingness to  read even a *little* bit paints an  incredibly discouraging picture of  Generations X and Y.<br />
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What I find most fascinating is that in  this new era, tentatively titled both  the Information Age and the  Communication Age, young people growing  up in this era seem the *most*  unwilling to take in new information  (unless it comes in the form of an  easily digestible music video or a  super-trendy cable documentary of a guy  with a neat accent pissing off crocs  for an hour), and the level of  communication in the Communication Age  seems to be *degrading*, making that  era name a little too ironic for my  comfort.<br />
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The internet, even with its Flash web  content and its snazzy graphics and the  lightning-fast broadband connections to  download it all at eye-blink speed, is  still primarily a textual  medium--e-communication, by its very  definition, is text-based. We have  e-mail (which is text), chat rooms  (which are text), instant messaging  (which is text), message boards (which  are text), and, of course--the  lifeblood of the internet--websites  (which, no matter how much Macromedia  or Dreamweaver or PhotoShop play a  part, are still primarily text). But  the more a fixture the internet  becomes, and the more children and  adolescents grow toward adulthood  surfing its ubiquitous tides, the less  tolerant of text they seem to become.  They want an idea summed up in ten  words or less, no matter how much is  lost or how useless the idea becomes  when dumbed-down and trickled out to  that bite-sized a level. They want  ideas *fed* to them, instead of having  to exert a bit of effort to attain them  (even the simple and readily available  effort of just reading--an ability they  ought to be *thankful* for, considering  how extremely widespread illiteracy  used to be even just less than a  century ago).<br />
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On top of this, the impatient, "I want  it right now in ten words or less"  people have begun to develop a marked  impatience with words themselves; they  can't be bothered to type out the three  full letters of the word "you" when one  keystroke will give them "u," and a  five-letter word like "later" positively  gives them fits, so they throw in a  number and get "l8r" in just three  keystrokes. Cutesy internet slang like  this is fine in small doses, and  certain well-known acronyms like BTW  [by the way], LOL [laughing out loud],  and BRB [be right back] can indeed be  helpful, especially in chatrooms and  instant messages, where speed of reply  can be important, but to habitually  type out entire sentences and  paragraphs purely in Net-slang is a bit  ridiculous, not to mention far more of  a head-ache inducer than my trademark  epic posts. Yet it seems that Net slang  abbreviations are becoming increasingly  prevalent with the ever-impatient  children of the Communication Age, so  that most of them now seem to have  entirely forgotten how to write in  actual English sentences; and when they  *do* try to write in actual English  sentences, they often produce messages  so unintelligible they're positively  maddening. And as an English major  seeking a B.A. in English myself, that  makes me very sad indeed. As a writer,  their flat-out refusal to read makes me  even sadder.<br />
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I simply have to wonder at the state of  humanity when in a text-driven form of  communication, most people can't be  bothered to read more than a few lines  of text at a time. It has been  theorized that e-mail and other  internet communication is bringing  about the speedy death of the art of  letter-writing, and I have to wonder if  perhaps, as the symptoms seem to  indicate, an even larger death is  actually imminent: the death of  communication itself. How useful is  communication when the listeners are  too impatient to hear the whole of the  message? How precise is communication  when the audience demands that it be  dumbed-down, wrung-out, and pre-chewed  down to the bare skeleton of the idea  being conveyed? We may be gaining  efficiency, but we're losing far  more--nuance, feeling, precision, and  completeness, among countless other  things. And the efficiency we seem to  be gaining may actually only be a  facade, while we're actually losing it  instead.<br />
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I'm reminded of an episode of King of  the Hill that I recently watched, in  which there was a severe drought and  all of Arlen, TX had to ration water.  O... ]]></description>
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                <title>What Is The Point?</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 15 Jan 2004 18:46:37 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ What is the point of anything these  days. I'm talking about life itself,  all it seems to do to everyone and  everything is get its hopes up for  something wonderful, then it puts you  down and grinds you into the dust until  you wish that whatever wonderful  happened, never happened. Sometimes I  look around myself, isolating my mind  of my present position. Trying to just  escape from the dread called life. I  feel wonderful when this does happen,  when I do isolate myself that is. Then  I have to eventually come back and  realize that I'm back, and that life  itself is pointless and full of dread.  Once again, the joke, the joke that  seems to keep most of us going. We come  back and wish we never did what made us  happy because all it did in the end was  grind us deeper into the ground which  we tried to escape from. Some call it  life, I call it the eternal joke...<br />
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Think my ideas are stupid? Look around  you. Watch people. They do anything for  escape. Watch movies, religion,  anything to just escape from the  realization that they too, are in the  dirt.<br />
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Some find an interest in life that  seems to keep them going. These are the  lucky ones, they truly find something  in which they love and live for. It  keeps them thriving and happy. The love  of sports, the love of a position, love  itself. If you want to enjoy life then  you have to find this one thing, the  one thing that will keep you up and  living without biterness to the world.  To find something that will keep you  loving life and enjoying it to the end.<br />
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To find this is the turning point in  your life. The most wonderful moment,  you might not even realize when you  have found it. Some don't, some do. But  when you do it you have found the  alteranate punchline that will allow  you to laugh at the joke itself. To  overcome it all and find that you have  outsmarted the joke.<br />
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I have found mine after all of these  years, the one thing that keeps me  loving life and thriving with a smile  on my face: people ]]></description>
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                <title>The World: We Are Screwed</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 14 Jan 2004 18:31:57 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <b>Disclaimer:</b> This is my pathetic attempt  to, in the most part, be philosophical  and deep. If you do not wish to see  someone who has no clue what they are  talking about rambling on for a page or  so, you would be well advised to leave.  If your IQ is above or below 131 you  may also want to leave, as reading this  may cause seizures.<br />
And please do not think of me as a  negative individual after reading this  journal, this is merely a shadow of my  evil persona.<br />
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<i>Life is like a beatiful rose, or a  fragrant orchid that is in the midst of  bloom...</i><br />
<br />
If you believe what I just said, I hope  that you die in a terrible industrial  fire. Life isn't a happy situation, we  don't live in a perfect world and you  sure as hell won't see me stopping to  smell all of the pretty flowers and  bask in the light of nature anytime  soon, in fact, you may well see the  opposite. We (the human race) have  perverted that which, at one point was  beautiful, to the point which it is no  longer recognizable to its former  glory. And don't accuse me of being a  tree hugging pinko commie rat, because  I'm not. I pollute the environment just  as much if not more than anyone else,  but I don't plan on changing my evil  ways anytime soon, because it just  wouldn't be practical to do so.<br />
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You may wander what this has to do with  the topic of "Why Am I?", well I'll tell  you that it pertains to this matter in  hundreds of ways, had not the Buick  Skylark, with spacious back seats  invented, I would never have been  conceived [this is a joke, commence  laughter ...now!]. In fact, had not  cars, planes, and all other means of  transportation been invented, my father  would still be somewhere in Philippines  hacking the nuts off of pigs, and my  mom would most likely be dead, killed  in some sort of gang related activity  (with sharpened sticks instead of  guns). The fact of the matter is simply  that if you are under 200 or so years  old, you are the product of pure  unadultered evil, the vile crude  leftover from so many barrels of burnt  oil. We should all die, the human race  is the greatest plague that has ever  existed on the surface of the Earth,  and at the rate, we are going we'll  kill off the whole planet before Old  Walt Disney gets his gonads unfrozen  and starts walking around again. Do I  think I'm going to be the one who will  finally snap and kill us all? Far from  it. I'm completely comfortable in the  massive ecological niche that we have  carved for ourselves, no matter what  the expense is to everything else, and  even the planet itself.<br />
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I guess what I'm trying to say is that,  I'm better than all of you, because at  least I know that I'm an evil, twisted  chunk of waste, water and amino acids.<br />
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But hey, don't ever let anyone tell you  that you'll never make a difference,  because every day you are out there  driving in your car or eating more than  your share, every day that you waste  anything you are making a bigger  difference, you are helping make the  world of the future a bright place, a  place without humans, because we're   all going to move to Uranus when we  finally filled this planet up with so  much junk that we couldn't bear to live  here anymore.<br />
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And then for the first time in ages,  the wild panda will roam unhindered,  great firebreathing eagles mutated by  nuclear waste will sweep from the sky,  sinking their venom-tipped talons into  an unsuspecting blue whale and lifting  it skyward. The future is indeed bright  for many, but not for the human race,  as the gaseous atmosphere of Uranus  will be too much for us to handle, and  we will inevitably perish, leaving no  more of a mark on the surface of the  Earth than the great dinosaurs of the  past.<br />
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I will leave you with this thought.  Next time you see someone litter,  congratulate them, pat them on the back  and tell them how proud you are that  they are going to kill us all in the  end. Drive a noisy car, drive a rice  rocket with performance exhaust and use  leaded gasoline. Poison our water  supply, piss in a river, do whatever  you can to bring us endlessly closer to  the ground in the downward spiral that  we have no chance of pulling out of,  and I'll see you in hell.<br />
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<b>Disclaimer:</b> The Preceding was a paid  Advertisement, and does not reflect the  general beliefs of todays population,  nor does it hold any water when looked  at in any detail. All complaints should  be sent to the Federal Bureau of  Investigation, and any who are hung up  on while calling them should email  savetheplanet@doitnow.com ]]></description>
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                <title>Do You Think?</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 13 Jan 2004 14:56:40 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Do you think? When was the last time  you really sat down and thought about  something? Was it a few minutes ago or  a few months ago? Our society is so  reliant on someone else's thinking for  them that we have become a co-dependent  culture.<br />
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Did you watch the news today? Was some  guy on a killing spree? A serial  killer. Did you ever wonder if they  felt any mercy for the person as they  killed them, each one of them? Or maybe  they were merciless and they felt  nothing. Or maybe, just maybe, they are  a figment of your imagination.<br />
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Did you wake up this morning or are you  still dreaming? Or are you possibly in  a computer generated and controlled  world that will keep you there until  you wake up, like in the movie the  Matrix?<br />
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Are people fond of you or do people  hate you? Maybe as you were walking  past that person this morning and you  said "Hi" and they smiled and waved back,  they were just doing it to make you go  away. Or maybe they have a crush on  you. Maybe, in the middle of that movie  you were watching in English class,  there was a subliminal message that  said "FOOD" and so you thought you were  hungry.<br />
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Is there really an afterlife or do you  just die and cease to exist? A Heaven?  A Hell? And ghosts. Are they there? Are  they what give you the shivers when  you're waking up in the middle of the  night, wondering if someone is lurking  around the corner? Aliens? Do they  exist or are they just some media  generated piece of America's collection  of dreams? If they do exist, are they  of higher level of intelligence, lower,  or the same? Would they be out to harm  us, be friendly, or just be like us?  Would they be us? Maybe they have blue  skin, twenty tentacles on their head,  and purple hair. Or maybe they look  just like us and exist in some far  corner of the universe. And, yes, the  universe. Have you ever thought about  how far the universe goes? Does it ever  end? Maybe if one went far enought  they'd reach some place of being beyond  a human's comprehension? Wormholes also  referred to as "black holes", there is a  theory that states that if someone were  to be sucked into one that they would  be "spaghettified" meaning that they  would be stretched into an impossible  length to be accomplished on earth. If  they were to also be sucked through to  the other end, would they end up at  another place in time, maybe 100,000  years in the future or 200,000 years in  the past? Black holes have such a  strong gravitational force that they  suck light away. Where does the light  go?<br />
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Where do all the missing socks in the  dryer go? If you could go back to being  a baby in your mother's womb, would you  be able to realize what was going on  and would you remember it for the rest  of your life or for a short period of  time? If you went back in time to the  age of two years, by the time you got  to the age of 16, would you be any  smarter? Or would everything simply be  remedial? Just a thought for those of  you out there who haven't really sat  down and had a good thought today... ]]></description>
                <author>!lil-mike</author>
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                <title>Teenage Prodigies</title>
                <link>http://lil-mike.deviantart.com/journal/1665659/</link>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 11 Jan 2004 20:43:47 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I have never voiced my opinion before  on a website, well, on some occasions I  do, but assure you as I may I will try  to be as thorough and understanding as  I can. <br />
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As it seems to be, and what I have  noticed since becoming a member on  deviantart is that people are more  decent than society builds them up to  be. If you look at people through  societies views it will be seen that  society views teenagers between the  ages of 16 and 19 as lovesick,  hormonal, sex craved youths that can't  speak their mind when asked to. Now I'm  not trying to be cynical in this point  of view but in my experience I have  seen this behaviour all around me, from  teachers, strangers, and even my own  parents. Some days the inexcusable lack  of respect that we get from our  incoherent superiors just drives the  youth of today to the point of  drinking, doing drugs, smoking and  defying superior intellect and control.<br />
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We shouldn't have to see our elders as  anything but respectful guardians of  our well-being and mental nurturing.  Why is it that this barrier break down  of communication between youths and  their elders is so hard to side step?  We shouldn't have to avoid talk about  sex, relationships or any other  personal "teenage" issue with our parents  no matter how gaudy it sounds to think  about. Parents tend to be more  understanding than we build them up to  be. If not for that lack of  communication, who knows the  possibilities of understanding, not  only in the home, but also in school  and in public. We needn't hold back  personal issues to discuss them only  with fellow peers; we should be able to  open up to our parents. As I know out  there, adults who are abusive and  non-understanding, no matter how much  the child wants them not to be all that  they are. Some people just can't handle  their own situations and look at their  children as a crutch of their own  sanity and feel that by hurting them  it's making things in their own world  right.<br />
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Denying children these things is only  allowing them to lash out more  intently. In the nineteen years I have  lived I have found so much  understanding and control comes not  from our teachers or parental figures  but from each other as groups. I have  seen bright people in places not  thought to see such intellect. In  school you see people split off into  sanctions of popularity, leaving those  who know not how to stand up for their  rights to be hidden in the shadows in  their remaining school years,  infringing upon their rights to speak  out at all. We shut them down when they  even begin to voice their opinion no  matter how understanding it may be.  Even those popular people not sticking  together and splitting into different  groups, or even could be said genre's.  Ranging from hip-hop, to skid, to  skater, to prep to average. I noticed  that these people are more confused  then what society sees them as being.  What is it that makes the world come to  this where communication break downs  not only occur amongst teens and their  elders but also amongst themselves? It  sometimes feels as though the world is  breaking off into tinier and tinier  cliques, leaving people to do their own  thing and shut the rest of the people  out around them, becoming drones to the  world.<br />
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I couldn't grasp an understanding on  people, going from a nobody to someone  who has more friends now than I did  growing up. I understand now what  people are about and I have respect for  everyone. Although we are becoming more  de-sensitized as the year's progresses,  I believe that those few people who  choose to voice their opinions and be  heard are making all the difference. I  am glad that I fell upon deviantart or  more commonly known as the DA for the  simple reason that I would have been  denied the chance to meet those people  that I have and see for myself that at  times I am not the only one feeling the  repression that I feel. I have been  able to discuss things with others like  me and not have to worry about their  genre in this stage of life. I feel  that I can open up with people to  things like ex's hurting me or just  about interests and finding common  grounds. Thank you DA, you have done  yourself out. What other site allows  people to be judge of others and  communicate with those people as well,  not only through IM but through the  forums as well. Thank you to all the  members I have not had the pleasure to  talk with, you are all people, and  deserve the respect of a person, don't  let life's bump's take you down the  wrong road. But that's possibly a  different article all together. ]]></description>
                <author>!lil-mike</author>
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                <title>My Thoughts</title>
                <link>http://lil-mike.deviantart.com/journal/1660422/</link>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 10 Jan 2004 23:24:38 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Alot of people go through life seeing  only what they want to see, believing  only what they want to believe, the  world is filled with apathy! People  tend to take the world and form it to  their own reality, making judgments on  what they think they know! The masses  are going through life not caring for  one another, not even knowing who our  neighbors are.<br />
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We as a race think we are civilized.  Yet are we, are we civilized? Who are  we to make that call? We run around  everyday scattering from place to place  trying to get things done. We say we  are civilized but we are the only  animals that kill of fun, they say guns  don't kill people, that people kill  people, come on let's get real people  with guns kill people! We fill our  lives with all this useless clutter of  technology, and erecting sculptures  that scrape the sky, making huge  machines that fly, running through a  city of nameless faces and tearing down  all the historic places. Our lives are  filled with chaos, and debauchery, we  like to point and judge! We are the  epitome of hypocrisy. Always eating  fast food, constantly on the run (gotta  take care of number 1). When we take a  minute to stop and look we can't answer  the question of who and why!<br />
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I think we, as a people need to slow  down. Take a minute, relax, and Take  the long way home for once. So many  people go through life and don't see  what is right in front of them; open  your eyes see what's out there. Ask  your neighbour how he or she is doing.  Eat well! Enjoy a beer once and a  while, take a picture. Take the day  off.<br />
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Time will heal all wounds, one of the  hardest lessons I have ever learned in  life is that no matter what happens to  you, and no matter how shitty you feel  is that no matter what, life always  goes on. No matter what happens don't  let yourself get overwhelmed (it's not  worth your time). Walk through your  fears, if your afraid of doing  something and it makes you awkward,  just do it, do it afraid walk through  your fears, (it's ok to be afraid)  you'll be stronger for having done so.  Let go of the past, (regret and  resentment will own you if you let  them) yet learn from your mistakes...  Most of important of all make a few  good friends! In the end your friends  are all you have. You can always get  another car, but you can't always  replace a friend.<br />
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I don't know, these are just some of my  thoughts, some of the way I see the  world. Who am I to talk though, who am  I to judge? <b>Who am I?</b> Who's to say what  is right or wrong in this tipsy toppsy  world? <br />
__________________________<br />
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Here is something I wrote for my  English class. I'm not much of a poet  but heck I tried.<br />
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<b>Who am I?</b><br />
The answer lies deep within.<br />
Who can read the vast twistings of the  mind,<br />
constructed so careful as to hide all  and none.<br />
<br />
My lives are many, but yet one<br />
I wear different faces for different  people<br />
To some I appear mild and meek,<br />
to others harsh and abrasive.<br />
Some find me warm and friendly,<br />
while others see me as cold and  distant.<br />
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Which one is the real me?<br />
A simple question without a single  answer.<br />
All and none and a little and much and  few and many and nearly and hardly and  so on and so on<br />
These make up me.<br />
<br />
And who are you?<br />
You are not me, that I can see<br />
If I cannot define me,<br />
then how can I describe you?<br />
Words alone cannot depict what I see,<br />
nor can they show the "real" you.<br />
I'm afraid that we're just strangers<br />
crossing paths at night,<br />
both blind to the other and to  themselves ]]></description>
                <author>!lil-mike</author>
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                <title>Smoke Responsibly</title>
                <link>http://lil-mike.deviantart.com/journal/1650205/</link>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 08 Jan 2004 19:50:12 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Okay, let's face the facts - people  smoke, and they're going to continue to  smoke no matter how many thetruth.com  ads pop up on television. These  anti-tobacco organizations monopolize  the airwaves because tobacco companies  aren't allowed to air commercials for  their products. Therefore, the  anti-tobacco organizations can say  whatever they want without fear of  retaliation.<br />
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Everyone has seen these ads, which hit  smokers right where it hurts: "Smoking  turns you into a leper! Evil Tobacco  Companies add nuclear waste, feline  vomit, uranium, and shredded Enron  documents to their tobacco products!" " Oh, my!" says the smoker. "I don't want  to keel over and die suddenly! In fact,  I will quit eating foods with  monosodium glutamate, living near a  freeway, and swapping spit with AIDS  patients!" Having made the decision that  they want to live a more healthy  lifestyle, they begin listening to the  news and reading the paper - whereupon  they find out that alcohol, in  moderation, leads to improved  cardiovascular health. So these  reformed smokers have a few drinks and  hop into their gas-guzzling SUV's and  head off to the local GNC, leaving huge  clouds of deadly carbon monoxide in  their wake. They're also swerving from  the effects of their happy, healthy  hearts, and they accidentally run over  poor little Johnny's dog.<br />
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Yeah, drinking kills animals. You wind  up killing 'em, or at least getting 'em  really mad. Smokey the Bear would be  very angry at me for endorsing  cigarette use. As every Smokey the Bear  follower knows, if you're smoking while  you're driving around, you're gonna  toss that butt out the window and burn  22 trillion acres of forest land,  killing Bambi and Thumper in the  process. And even if you don't burn all  of that land with the tossed cigarette,  you're still polluting, thereby pissing  off Woodsy the Owl. So if you smoke,  you're pissing off an owl or a bear.  F**king quit it! This, however,  represents a conflict of interest when  animals like Joe Camel and the Virginia  Slims Vaginasaurus endorse tobacco use.  When animals can't agree with each  other, it's hard to find motivation to  quit (or start) smoking. The incentive  to start or continue smoking is  tremendous, especially when we've got  issues like overpopulation to worry  about.<br />
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Smokers kill themselves, and they kill  other people; therefore they are a  valuable commodity in the "stop cramming  the planet full of mooching idiots"  campaign. These anti-tobacco ads could  cause serious damage to the crusades of  anti-overpopulation organizations.  That's okay, however, because  overpopulation is a myth - we can never  have enough people fighting for  religious freedom, political beliefs,  natural resources, soccer matches, or  urban territory. Werd. Despite what  Jack Nicholson says in "A Few Good Men",  these anti-tobacco organizations think  you CAN handle the truth. And  sometimes, the truth hurts. "HOLY CRAP!!"  you say, in disbelief. "Tobacco is grown  with soil, sunlight, and water! These  are the same elements that also grow  poison ivy, venus flytraps, stinging  nettle, and spinach!! There is  definitely some sort of conspiracy at  hand!" So, knowing the dangers of  smoking, I urge you to Smoke  Responsibly.<br />
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You can Smoke Responsibly by following  these simple rules:<br />
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    * Don't throw your cigarette butts  out the car window, you're gonna make  the animals mad.<br />
    * If you're going to smoke more  than one or two cigarettes in a single  night, consider handing your car keys  over to a trusted friend or family  member.<br />
    * Put the seat back down after you  smoke.<br />
    * Discourage the people around you  from becoming second-hand smoke  addicts.<br />
    * Smoke only around those people  who have different religious beliefs,  inferior ethnicities, or belong to a " lower" social class. And for you  non-smokers, remember: the light at the  end of the tunnel might be a smoldering  cigarette butt. ]]></description>
                <author>!lil-mike</author>
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                <title>Freethinkers Are Dangerous</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 06 Jan 2004 21:01:16 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Ok, I can't sleep cuz I had a lil rant/  revelation pop up in my lil pea brain.  This always happens... I try to sleep  and get an idea and it keeps me up half  the night. I'm pretty worn out so this  won't be long, but I'm sure it will  prove to be a continuing theme that I  will touch back on and elaborate on  over time.<br />
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Basically it comes down to this... I've  been lamenting that stupid people piss  me off and have been driving me crazy,  but that's not true. I've been annoyed,  angered and beleagured by those who  just do not THINK. This is a huge pet  peeve of mine. The human race,  particularly the population of the  United States, is often perceived as  consisting primarily of morons. I don't  think this is the case... we just do  not THINK. This is not entirely our  fault, though, because we are not  encouraged to think for ourselves. When  we were small children, we would  constantly ask "Why?" For many of us,  this was our second word, right after "No" . Unfortunately, somewhere between the  age of 5 and the age of the age of 13, " Why" with its accompanying wondering  expression, full of aching to learn and  understand, is changed to "What?",  accompanied by looks of disinterest and  apathy, simply hoping to get away and  go play video games or some other  mind-numbing activity. How is the  question why conditioned out of us?  This is the single most powerful word  in the english language. "Why" opens up  whole world of understanding and  thought and learning. So does how and  where, and even sometimes what, but why  somehow seems more powerful, it can  only be answered by a doorway to  understanding something new.<br />
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But in school, if you really think  about it, we aren't really encouraged  to think for ourselves so much as  memorize and digest prepackaged  notions, ideas, and conclusions. Some  of us are lucky enough to have the  instructors who encourage you to come  to your own conclusions and make up  your own mind. Evil as they seem at the  time, essay questions are an essential  tool to this practice. Looking back, I  weep for all the essays and research  papers I avoided.<br />
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When you leave school and enter the " real world", we still aren't really  encouraged to think independently or  for ourselves. Our bosses, the media,  the government, and yes, the churches,  the message from them all seems to be " trust us, we know what's best for you"  as they feed us their own conclusions,  ideas, and versions of "the truth". The  media in particular seems to perceive  the average person, especially the  average american, as a lemming,  basically. And all our lives we are  conditioned to become these lemmings.<br />
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Am I saying there's a global conspiracy  to turn our brains into mush so that we  can be more easily controlled? Well...  not really. Am I saying that alot of  people would prefer the power, ideas,  and decisions in their hands where they  can control it rather than having all  of us thinking for ourselves and making  our own conclusions and decisions.  Yeah, I spose I am. It's not an evil  plan, but it does make it easier to  make money or keep your political power  or advance a personal cause when you're  thinking for everyone else. like i  said, no evil, just common sense... I  wish we all had more of it.<br />
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And I am definitely not saying that  teachers want to control children's  minds. When you're small you need to  learn the basics before you even know  what you're thinking about. When you're  older, the teachers are fighting what  is widely perceived as a losing  battle... They are competing with tv,  video games, the opposite sex, sports,  sometimes even drugs, for your  attention... one can get burnt out and  disillusioned very quickly and just  give up. For those educators who don't  give up and are able to get through, my  hat is off to you... you are indeed the  unsung heroes of this world.<br />
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Anyway, here is my proposition for you  all... next time you hear something,  ask "why".... rather than letting someone  else think for you, think for  yourself.... yes, it could prove tough  at times, but it is highly worth it. I  will do my best to follow my own  advice. *sheepish grin*<br />
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As my new year's resolution, I will try  to - rather than getting annoyed - try  to keep in mind that we are encouraged  to take the easy way out and not think,  just do, and let someone else do the  thinking for us and try to find a way  to encourage someone to think in a  polite way, rather than the rude way I  tend to be, since I'm such a heartless  bastard.<br />
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If you've made it this far, I thank you  for reading and ask you to not  necessarily agree with me, but think  about what I said. If you do that, I  will be the happiest cracker in the  world. ]]></description>
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                <title>Be Unique: Mean What You Say</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 04 Jan 2004 14:36:37 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Every time I spoke, I realized that as  time went on I was saying less and less  with every word that spilled out of my  mouth. As I realized this, I also  understood exactly what that meant for  me - I was becoming one of those people  I always felt I had no reason to listen  to. Why would you stop to hear someone  who speaks much and says little?<br />
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That above understanding of what I felt  myself turning into was the cataclysm  of the year. See, I don't like to think  of things in anything more than a year,  and I couldn't explain to you why. It's  not a fear of time passing, or a fear  of commitment, as I'm very fond of the  idea of lengthy periods of time, it's  just, I suppose, that I realize that  one major, life-changing event will  occur at least once a year until you're  no longer living. Because I'm such an  understanding, introspective  individual, I can also see that I'm  digressing.<br />
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It's been a long time since I've  written anything that didn't directly  relate to the relationships I was  experiencing at that point, and even  then it was very informal, loose  writing that really didn't qualify much  as writing. So as I'm typing, with the  TV on in the background, trying to  concentrate on keeping style aligned  with the academic and personal  expression. It isn't easy and I'm  struggling with that, as well as coming  up with more sentences to describe  exactly what I meant by the opening  paragraph.<br />
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I think the best way to explain what it  is to speak empty words would be to  give an example. Take your local,  small-town Baptist preacher and listen  to him rouse the masses with his  hellfire-and-brimstone sermons about  sinning and saving, then discover that  every Sunday after he eats the meal his  plump, devoted wife puts on the table,  he takes a trip to the closest town  under the guise of 'helping out a lost  lamb' to spend a delightful 2 hours  bouncing on his mistress, "Fornication  Fanny". After this information comes to  your ears, after knowing that your own  devoutly religious messenger of the  Word of God plays hide the salami with  a woman who is not his spouse, would  you be able to really hear what he has  to say while at the pulpit? Would you  be able to hide the sneer of disgust,  the rolling of the eyes in disdain for  his hypocrisy? Would the words he  formerly preached to you as a man of  the cloth have any meaning at all  knowing that all he's doing is telling  you what he's been taught to tell you?<br />
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Speaking without saying a word is a  form of pseudo-expression that has  unfortunately conquered the globe. So  few people can break into a diatribe of  some random subject while making sure  that every single thing we say is  something that we really believe in.  The problem isn't vocabulary, etymology  or correct usage; the problem is that  we lack faith in what we say. This is  why politicians are so famous for their  long speeches about reform and tax  breaks and taking care of the kids  through better education that sound  great so long as you're not looking to  believe them.<br />
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What is the point of speaking with  absolutely no conviction? You might as  well have a conversation with a cheap  tin ashtray from Burger King - at least  it's not pretending to be something  it's not. It won't lie to your face  under a mask of honesty. It won't even  tell you how great it would be to hear  you speak of things in which you really  believe.<br />
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Do I realize my own hypocrisy in  writing such a pretentious volume of  self-righteous garbage? I absolutely  do. This is why, in my opening  statement, I said that I realized what  I was becoming - a politician, an  unfaithful preacher, an everyday Joe  just vying with the rest of the crowd  for attention. I also realize, however,  that because I've realized it I have  the power to change that about myself.  What about you? ]]></description>
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                <title>Those Three Words</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 02 Jan 2004 17:42:28 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I'm sure we all have friends who are in  relationships, or maybe you are even in  one yourself. But nowadays,  relationships are being abused, in many  ways. You go out with someone, and  within a week, you are already saying "I  love you" to them. Do you really mean  it? Those three words can make someones  day, or tear it apart. These words are  tossed around so much that when they  are said, it`s being misunderstood. <br />
<br />
Let`s say you happen to break up with  your boyfriend or girlfriend. Do you  still love them? Does he or she still  love you? If that is a no, then it  couldn`t have been TRUE love. Of course  there are always exceptions to that  statement. But if things just didn`t  look like they had a future, then it  wasn`t real love. You cannot know  someone one day be their signifigant  other the next, and then after things  are over not "love" them anymore. That`s  not how it works. <br />
<br />
People always ask, "How do I know when  I`m in love?". And the other person  always answers, "You just know". That is  true, but how do you know? Does it give  you that warm fuzzy feeling inside when  you`re around them? Does it make you  sick to your stomach when you aren`t  around them? Puppy love <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/smile.gif" width="15" height="15" alt="=)" title="=) (Smile)" /> <br />
<br />
Being in love truly takes time. Why  rush yourself into something when the  outcome could be you getting hurt?  Especially girls. Girls tend to get  attached to people easily, and feelings  always take over. Can`t help it, but  you can`t let that get in the way. <br />
<br />
Statistics show that now more than 60%  of married couples get divorced. The  question is, why? What goes wrong?  There are lots of things. Maybe their  spouse cheats on them. What happened?  The love was no longer there. That`s  why you should always take your time.  Don`t ever rush yourself into something  that could get messy. <br />
<br />
Here is some advice to ALL of you, men  and women. This advice was given to me  a while ago, so it`s time to pass it  on. Make a list of 10 (or more)  qualities that you want or are looking  for in that special someone. <br />
<br />
For example, non-smoker, understanding,  tall, etc. Keep this list in your  wallet, or some place where you won`t  lose it. Then when you go out on dates,  get to know this person. Ask questions.  Then go to your list, and think back to  that person. See if they meet up to  each of your qualities on your list. If  they don`t, then why waste anymore  time? If you put it down as something  you WANT or need in someone, then  obviously it`s what you want. <br />
<br />
I believe there is someone out there  for everyone. It is just your job to  find it. So don`t spend your life with  the wrong person, just take your time  to find the right person. <br />
<br />
And last but not least... You cannot  love someone else, unless you love  yourself. <br />
<br />
That is my whole opinion on love. If  you have any comments on it, just mail  me. I`d be happy to talk about it. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/smile.gif" width="15" height="15" alt="=)" title="=) (Smile)" /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Insta-Cynic: A How-To</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 28 Dec 2003 16:30:45 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Does it seem like the world is filled  with time wasting morons? Everybody  hate you because of your superior  intellect? Does your profound  commentary on everything go un-noticed  by your peers? Maybe its time to read  the Insta-Cynic How-To Guide. Lets get  cynical!<br />
<br />
In order to become a successful cynic,  one must establish clear opinions on  everything. You might think this would  require actual thinking, but youre  wrong. I find it doesnt really matter  what you think  just pick the opposite  of what everybody else thinks. You can  also save yourself from the tedium of  research by simply making up facts. If  anyone contradicts you, call them  naive or ignorant. This brings us  to the first rule of cynicism:<br />
<br />
Cynic Rule #1: Everybody else is wrong.<br />
<br />
Remember, this includes people who  agree with you. Make sure your  arguments arent coherent enough to  allow any real debate. If it seems like  youre stuck, try switching sides and  then denying your earlier position.<br />
<br />
Cynic Rule #2: You are an expert on  everything.<br />
<br />
As long as you dont have a problem  with lying and taking quotes out of  context this one is pretty easy.<br />
<br />
Cynic Rule #3: The position being taken  by the opposition is directly  responsible for everything from  terrorism to the time you fell off your  bike in second grade.<br />
<br />
The really fun part of being a cynic  lies in blame shifting. With a dash of  pseudo-intellectualism and a pinch of  evidence, you can make it seem like  Mother Theresa was responsible for  World War II. This one can take a while  to master, so be sure to practice at  home in front of a mirror. If you just  cant seem to pull it off, resort to  insulting the physical appearance of  your opponent.<br />
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Cynic Rule #4: Always belittle your  opponent.<br />
<br />
Suggested insults:<br />
<br />
   1. You obviously have no idea what  youre talking about.. fatass.<br />
   2. Go read a book you fking  illiterate moron.<br />
   3. That would be true if you  werent so ugly. Christ, seriously, you  should wear a mask or something.<br />
   4. No offense, but (insert horribly  offensive comment here). Example: No  offence, but is that your face or is  did something die a horrible death  while crawling into your shirt? <br />
<br />
Belittling your opponent is key in  establishing your intellectual  superiority. For this reason you should  probably stick to easy targets like fat  chicks. Nerds might seem like easy  targets, but dont be fooled by their  soft, pudgy exterior! Many a cynic has  been ruined by their uncanny sarcastic  wit.<br />
<br />
Overall, if you have relatively good  hair and a can-do attitude, you wont  have much trouble becoming a cynic. The  most important thing to remember is  however inane your points, however  half-assed you arguments, as long as  you pick people stupider than you to  pick on nobody will know. Stupid people  arent hard to identify, look for  people with WWJD bracelets or spike  necklaces. Both Christians and Goths  are fairly easy targets for the  well-practiced cynic. Keep this in mind  and maybe someday you can have a  satisfying relationship with a pet  iguana or something. Good luck! ]]></description>
                <author>!lil-mike</author>
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                <title>Happy Holidays!</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 20 Dec 2003 17:17:41 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ And a happy new year to you guys. It's  been a great and unexpecting year for  me this year. I mean, I can't believe  how much I got into photography and how  it changes my life, in a better way. I  can see myself in the future. working  as a photographer who owns a restaurant  with pictures hung on walls and people  look at it when they eat their lunch or  dinner. <br />
So anyway, I will pursue this hobby and  make it as a career and I wouldn't have  gone this far because of you guys.  thank you all for the never-ending  comments and support. <br />
Happy Holidays! ]]></description>
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                <title>New Camera = More shots!</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 17 Dec 2003 19:06:21 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Ey, I got a new camera from my brother  as a christmas present.<br />
Here it is <a href="http://www.powershot.com/powershot2/a200-a100/">[link]</a><br />
I took alot of pictures with it right  away and it's not that bad <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/n/nod.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":nod:" title="Nod" /><br />
Anyhow, I got like about 40 shots since  Monday and since I have an upgrade on  my CPU, I didn't had the chance to  upload them 'till now. <br />
<br />
The thing is, should I post ALL of em  or wait for antoher day to resume  uploading? I feel like posting them all  on before something BAD happens to my  picture. So yeah, I think I'll post  them ALL for tonight and see if I can  get more pictures before the holiday  starts. ]]></description>
                <author>!lil-mike</author>
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                <title>Away</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 17 Dec 2003 16:30:53 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Yeah, I will be away on an ocassion and  won't be back till next week or so but  I promise I will be back with new  photos, mostly portraits of my friends.  Right now, I have no access to a  computer at home due to an upgrade of  CPU. <br />
Thank you for your understanding.<br />
________________________________________ _________<br />
<br />
Dec/17/03<br />
<br />
I have now access to my computer and my  files. And let me tell ya, I am excited  to post these incoming bundle of  pictures that I have taken recently at  around my school, mostly my friends at  class.<br />
The camera that I have used is a Canon  Powershot A100. The quality is a  whopping 1.2 Mega Pixels, 3.2x Digital  Zoom and it's my christmas present from  my brother. I still prefer my Fjuifilm  Finepix but I have to check this out.  The following pictures that I will be  posting are taken with this camera. <br />
Hope you like it. ]]></description>
                <author>!lil-mike</author>
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                <title>Kids These Days</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 15 Dec 2003 04:52:05 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I'm giving you a break from the normal " The world sucks" articles. Instead I'm  going to tell you the origin of my  hatred for little kids. It started one  day as I was walking to the local malt  shoppe, whistling merrily, and out of  nowhere some little hooligan threw an  orange at my head. Now, at first I  thought it was the normal  orange-throwing culprit: a random  bitter old man sitting on his porch  mumbling about Pearl Harbor. But no, I  investigated (and by "investigated" I  mean turned my head to the direction  that the orange was thrown from), and  what did I find? A toddler!<br />
<br />
The question lingering on all of your  minds is problably, "But Mike! How did a  toddler manage to get enough strength  to heave an orange at your head with  his tiny arms?!?!" The answer is simple:  Rosie O'Donell. Moving on....<br />
<br />
Naturally my first instinct was to  throw the nearest object, a car, at the  kid. But instead I contained my rage,  and went over to talk to the devil  child. Of course the little child was  sitting, unattended, on his lawn with a  bag of oranges and those "pok-e-mon"  dolls. The conversation went a little  something like this:<br />
<br />
    Me: Hey! You just threw an orange  at my head! I'm quite offended and  demand an apology!<br />
    Devil child: Gahghshghgghggggaaah.  (then he crapped in his diaper) <br />
<br />
This was the last draw, I had to take  action! So, I ran home crying and have  hated children ever since.<br />
<br />
If you missed the moral to the story  (that means you're stupid), it is this:  Rosie O'Donell is very fat. Alt.  conclusion: If you missed the moral to  the story (that means you're stupid),  it is this: Law and Order is the only  classy show on TV, and mothers should  watch it instead of creating  orange-heaving spawns of satan. ]]></description>
                <author>!lil-mike</author>
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                <title>Deviation Update</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 14 Dec 2003 17:16:01 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <a href="http://forum.deviantart.com/devart/status/134306/">[link]</a><br />
The cause of why I haven't been getting  comments on any of my new deviations.<br />
Please check my new deviations. Thanks. ]]></description>
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                <title>Nerd</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 12 Dec 2003 04:43:12 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ nerd (nÃ»rd)<br />
n. Slang <br />
A person who is accomplished in  scientific or technical pursuits but is  felt to be socially inept. <br />
<br />
The term itself, "nerd," is ambiguous by  nature--subject to several different  interpretations according to society's  current trends. I have found it  necessary to clarify one of the  definitions of the word. Most people  tend to associate it negatively with  unattractive males or females with  thick glasses and unkempt hair, wearing  tapered jeans and a Star Trek t-shirt.  It is true that many "nerdy" individuals  fit the latter part of the description,  however this stereotype eliminates the  possibility that physically appealing  persons are also capable of being  labeled as "nerds". <br />
<br />
The former aspect of "nerd" includes  defining it as one being competent and  successful in "scientific or technical  pursuits". I consider this part of the  definition to be highly commendable. It  is very well possible that the  archetypal nerd is, in fact, not  capable of attaining such triumphs. I  find it to be quite rude that these  imposters are acquiring the praise  deserved of the "nerdy" but attractive  (and therefore not nerdy according to  society) individuals. <br />
<br />
The second part of the definition  refers to a feeling of inability to fit  in the social world. Those who opt to  detach themselves are able to evade  being subjected to the daily stresses  of society's misconceptions. Perhaps a  person supports the transcendentalist  emphasis on individualism and chooses  to isolate himself/herself from others,  just as Henry David Thoreau did at  Walden Pond. Thoreau is regarded today  as a man of incredible action of an  inspiring philosophy credible to Ralph  Waldo Emerson. Therefore, being " socially inept" cannot be such a  dreadful existence if students are  being taught to extol such behavior in  English class. <br />
<br />
I, personally, advocate the usage of  the word in question in a positive  light. I consider myself proud to be an  upstanding pillar of the nerd  community. I am often offended to find  that the popular response to my  acknowledgment is "Aw, you're not a  nerd! Don't say that!" or something  similar. I work hard to be in good  academic standing. I revel in my  ability to succeed where my peers have  not. I enjoy spending time by myself  and having few friends. I am a nerd,  boasting no articles of clothing that  bear the Star Trek insignia. Yet, I do  not appear to be a typical nerd. <br />
<br />
I find it difficult to fathom how  people can be so hidebound as to  believe that the stereotype for the " typical nerd" is a reality. I honestly  see it as an issue of ignorance and can  only hope that society will reach a  unanimous epiphany, thereby viewing the  term "nerd" literally, as per the  aforementioned definition. ]]></description>
                <author>!lil-mike</author>
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                <title>Just For Fun</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 09 Dec 2003 21:12:10 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ My lil'corner of poll here. So yeah, do  you prefer to:<br />
<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/sing.gif" width="29" height="20" alt=":sing:" title="Singing" /><br />
<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/d/dance.gif" width="29" height="21" alt=":dance:" title="Dance!" /><br />
OR<br />
<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/boogie.gif" width="25" height="25" alt=":boogie:" title="Boogie!" /><br />
<br />
<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/c/confused.gif" width="15" height="30" alt=":?" title=":? (Confused)" /><br />
You can only answer one so pick your  choice, wisely.<br />
Me, I'd prefer to <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/boogie.gif" width="25" height="25" alt=":boogie:" title="Boogie!" /> because this guy is  uber cute!<br />
<br />
And... poll starts...NOW<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/e/exclaim.gif" width="10" height="24" alt=":!:" title="!" /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Virus=Cured!</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 09 Dec 2003 16:10:17 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ That's right, my computer caught a  nasty virus, and for some reason, it  won't let me submit or even surf some  websites to my leisure. And not only  that, I've noticed how it affects my  MSN because I can send messages but  they don't seem to get it. Argh,  annoying!<br />
<br />
So yeah, I probably won't be able to  upload new scanned photos from the  shoot until I get this virus  exterminated. <br />
Sorry guys, you won't see me in awhile <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/t/tears.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":tears:" title="Tears" /><br />
________________________________________ ____<br />
<br />
GOOD NEWS! I got my computer fixed <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/smile.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":)" title=":) (Smile)" />  I've been tweaking and curing and  hoping to resolve this problem and  alas, I've finally did it. This is the  virus that nearly got me provoke to buy  a new computer <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/l/lmao.gif" width="19" height="21" alt=":lmao:" title="Laughing my ass off!" /> <a href="http://securityresponse.symantec.com/avcenter/venc/data/w32.spybot.worm.html">[link]</a><br />
Anyways, back to normal now, I will be  posting new pictures. Thanks for the  support guys! ]]></description>
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                <title>Guys Gone Stupid</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 07 Dec 2003 09:17:06 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Due to the unfortunate circumstances of  my education, it is necessary that I  wake up at 6 AM, 5 days a week. When I  began this insane schedule, I thought  the worst part would be going to sleep  at 9 PM or completely missing daylight.  Little did I know the lack of early  morning television programming would be  the thing I hated most about college. <br />
<br />
Every morning, I wake, shower, dress  and sit with a cup of hot choc in front  of the television for some quiet time  to relax and get ready for the day. I  have found myself more often infuriated  than relaxed, more often going to work  in a rage instead of calm. I blame  television. <br />
<br />
When I was young, turning the  television on at 6 AM would yield one  of two possible fruits: Either I would  find myself looking at a still photo of  a flag or Id be watching the farm  report. Now, with the dominance of  infomercials and cable, I can watch VH1  showing the latest Goo Goo Dolls or  Dave Matthews Band insanity, the  ProActiv acne solution or, most  alarmingly, the ad for the "Girls Gone  Wild" series. <br />
<br />
It is about these girls, apparently  gone wild, that I wish to write this  week. <br />
<br />
For those of you who have been living  off-world and managed to escape the " Girls Gone Wild" phenomenon, let me  describe it: Some enterprising people  take a video camera to Mardi Gras,  nightclubs and frat parties, and watch " normal girls" get "wild." <br />
<br />
These girls, it is stressed, are "not  models or actresses." One can only guess  that they are strippers who have become  so defeated that they no longer claim  to be either. Heavily made up, heavily  augmented, and dressed in animal prints  that no animal would be willing to  claim, these women express their " wildness" by making faux-lesbian love on  the dance floor, pulling their pants  down to reveal the waistbands of their  thongs, and, repeatedly and  emphatically, showing their breasts. <br />
<br />
Interspersed among this wildness are  interviews with pathetic, fat teenage  boys claiming that their girls are the  wildest, do the wildest things and have  gone irrevocably wild. Then they chug a  beer and go to their rooms to frag away  on "Quake III." <br />
<br />
The first thing that occurs to me is  the hollowness of the word "wild" in our  generation, and how little it means.  There was a time when wildness and  savagery implied a discarding of  civilization and its accessories, for  both good and bad. It meant living in  nature, free of the constructed  responsibilities of the city. <br />
<br />
We invented videotapes and decided  wildness meant pinching ones nipples  so that they could be seen through a  shirt. We think getting in touch with  the fundamental essence of the human  animal lies in sex for sexs sake,  drinking for drunkenness sake. We have  decided the unadorned core of humanity  lies in activity that justifies itself  - that life is meaningless and is  justified only by itself. <br />
<br />
When I see the "Girls Gone Wild" jiggling  their breasts to a bad techno, what I  see is a depressingly empty account of  our souls. I also find myself aroused,  which is the other thing that bothers  me. <br />
<br />
Words cannot adequately express how  embarrassed I feel when I realize how  perfectly easy the male attention is to  snare. We can be caught in any thrall  that has pert breasts and a bottom, and  it drives me absolutely crackers to  realize this. <br />
<br />
Girls Gone Wild? More like Guys Gone  Stupid. <br />
<br />
There is no reason for this drive. The  urge sparked by the sight of the female  body has no endpoint--it can never be  satisfied. It isnt even a motivation  that can be completely explained. Men  dont want to possess the female body.  They dont just want to be near one.  Its not even accurate to say that the  sexual act satisfies sexual attraction,  because the former simply intensifies  the latter. <br />
<br />
Its not as if the female body is  useful. Breasts will never drive you to  the airport, or keep you company. You  wont find a womans bottom helping you  change a tire or boosting your Trivial  Pursuit team to victory. And yet we  very much desire these body parts,  independent of the occupying soul. <br />
<br />
We just want - with no logic, no  reason, no meaning and no satisfaction.  We dont know why we want, or even what  it is we want. We just perceive the  female form, and we feel desire without  anchor. It is the thrall of the purely  biological, and it is wilder than any  party or beer bong. <br />
<br />
So Ive found early morning television  and, particularly, "Girls Gone Wild" has  evoked more contemplation than I  expected. In it I see my generations  perception of wildness, and how far  split from primal nature it is. And I  simultaneously see the true evidence of  our wildness, how it totally seizes the  male mind without heed of logic. The  truth is that while the video may claim... ]]></description>
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                <title>Simpson Conversation</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 05 Dec 2003 07:35:02 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Who doesn't like Simpsons? It's like  the best damn cartoon humanity ever  came up with. Anyway, here are some  funny quotes that really cracks me up.<br />
<br />
<b>Patty:</b> My name is Patty. I'll be  testing you. When you do good, I use  the green pen. When you do bad, I use  the red pen. Any questions?<br />
<b>Otto:</b> Yea, one. Have you always been a  chick? I mean, I, I y'know don't want  to offend you, but you were born a man,  weren't you? You can tell me, I'm  open-minded.<br />
<b>Patty:</b> (drops green pen) I won't be  needing this.<br />
________________________________________ ___________<br />
<br />
(The shopkeeper hands Homer a Krusty  doll)<br />
<b>Shopkeeper:</b> Take this object, but  beware, it carries a terrible curse!<br />
<b>Homer:</b> Ooooh, that's bad.<br />
<b>Shopekeeper:</b> But it comes with a free  frogurt!<br />
<b>Homer:</b> That's good.<br />
<b>Shopkeeper:</b> The frogurt is also cursed.<br />
<b>Homer:</b> That's bad.<br />
<b>Shopkeeper:</b> But you get your choice of  topping.<br />
<b>Homer:</b> That's good.<br />
<b>Shopkeeper:</b> The toppings contain  potassium benzoate.<br />
(Homer stares at the shopkeeper, not  comprehending what this means.)<br />
<b>Shopkeeper:</b> That's bad.<br />
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<b>Bart:</b> I'd sell my soul for a formula  one racing car.<br />
(The Devil Flanders appears.)<br />
<b>Devil Flanders:</b> Heh, heh, heh, that can  be arranged.<br />
<b>Bart:</b> Changed my mind. Sorry.<br />
(The Devil Flanders vanishes.)<br />
<b>Bart:</b> Cool.<br />
<b>Marge:</b> Bart! Stop pestering Satan!<br />
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<b>Carl:</b> Oh, no! He's going over the  falls!<br />
<b>Lenny:</b> Oh, good! He snagged that tree  branch!<br />
<b>Carl:</b> Oh, no! The branch broke off!<br />
<b>Lenny:</b> Oh, good. He can grab onto them  pointy <br />
rocks.<br />
<b>Carl:</b> Oh, no! The rocks broke his arms  and legs!<br />
<b>Lenny:</b> Oh, good! Those helpful beavers  are swimming out to save him!<br />
<b>Carl:</b> Oh, no! They're biting him! And  stealing his pants!<br />
<b>Smithers:</b> Good lord! He'll be sucked  into the turbine!<br />
<b>Mr. Burns:</b> Smithers, who was that  corpse?<br />
<b>Smithers:</b> Homer Simpson. sir. (sniffs)  One of the finest, bravest men ever to  grace Sector 7G. (he stops crying and  returns to normal) I'll cross him off  the list.<br />
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<br />
(Homer arrives back in the present. The  house has been transformed into a  luxurious estate.)<br />
<b>Lisa:</b> Are we taking the new Lexus to  Aunt Patty and Selma's funeral today?<br />
<b>Homer:</b> Hmm. Fabulous house,  well-behaved kids, sisters-in-law dead,  luxury sedan. Woo hoo! I hit the  jackpot! Marge, dear. Would you kindly  pass me a donut?<br />
<b>Marge:</b> Donut? What's a donut?<br />
(Homer runs back to the time toaster,  screaming.)<br />
(Marge looks out in the window and sees  donuts falling from the sky.)<br />
<b>Marge:</b> Hmph. It's raining again.<br />
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                <title>Nice Guy, yeah right!</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 02 Dec 2003 21:26:54 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ If you've ever heard the expression " nice guys finish last" you're grossly  mistaken. I don't even think the nice  guy is in the race to begin with. In  fact, I'd go as far to say that he's  the one keeping score.<br />
<br />
It's all happened to us once before. We  meet a girl we like, she starts having  issues with her "asshole" boyfriend, and  you're there for her emotional support.  She complains about the lack of "nice  guys" and how she's doomed to eternity  to be without love. So, there you are,  eager to jump in and save the day like  some prince charming. Well, guys, this  damsel in distress is better to be  helped by some other poor bastard. It's  like an accident on the side of the  road. You act concerned for the two  seconds you pass by, but you soon  forget that it even happened. Your best  bet is to change the subject or ignore  it completely.<br />
<br />
Now you ask yourself, what can I do to  change this? The answer is simple. If  you're in one of these situations,  you've basically dug your own grave,  and you're pretty much screwed. The  only way in which to get in her pants  is to be there right when something  dramatic happens (grandma dying, cat in  the blender, what have you). I know  this may sound cynical, but the best  part is, you put yourself in this  situation.<br />
<br />
I'm telling you to change your  personality all together, however, you  may need to tweak your game a bit. By  game, I mean your approach to women  (can be covered extensively in a whole  other article). In brief, your goal is  not to fawn at women. Women like a  challenge and the way you give it to  them is by acting indifferent. Yet this  indifference should be met with a good  amount of interest. Typical nice guy  fashion would to act kind and corteous  to everything a woman says. Carefully  planning what to say and how not to  fuck up. However, it's ok to let your  guard down and tease her a bit. She  won't hang to your every word. Your  goal is too merely intrigue her. For  example, if she tells you that you  can't come home with her. DO NOT show  any signs of desperation. Act  indifferent or go on a polar opposite  to say you hadn't planned on it or want  to go home tonight, anyway. If executed  properly, your chances of success have  risen exponentially.<br />
<br />
In the end, as peacemaker, the girl's  asshole boyfriend is the one she  returns to. He treats her like dirt,  and she keeps returning for more. While  you sit at home by the phone and wonder  when she'll realize that you're the one  for her. As guys, we must not let our  general nice guy attitudes towards  women interfere with our desires to  date them. As always, you must put this  into practice. Experience is the best  teacher, and that's why I'm here to  tell you about mine. The best advice  I've heard was from Wayne Gretzky. The  Great One once said "You miss 100% of  the shots you never take." ]]></description>
                <author>!lil-mike</author>
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                <title>Weirdest Dream</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 02 Dec 2003 05:00:01 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I know for one thing that when people  tell their dream[s] to someone, it  doesn't sound as "realistic" or  interesting. But I just gotta tell  someone about mine.<br />
You can interpret my dream if you want,  of course, some people are good at  telling about dreams and what it means.<br />
<br />
My dream started off as me walking down  at a beach. I believe it was around  noon, the sand feels normal, its gray  and the water looks clear as glass. As  I walk down the shoreline, I see  patches of colorful crystals growing.  It's like a sea-anemone [if you don't  know what a sea-anemone's are, its like  a plant and a part of it sticks out.  you can try to "catch" the part that  sticks out but usually its fast enough  to get caught.] As I got closer, I  realized that it's actually crystals  that are growing, it comes in different  colors, red, blue, purple, every color  you could find in a box of crayons. I  got so excited that I started plucking  each one, collecting different colors  as I looked around for more. And the  weird thing was, I was about to kneel  down and pick up an emerald one when  all of the crystals I gathered turned  into color pencils. I was surprised and  then ..... the dream faded. I woke up  and found my door open and so I got up  and closed it. ]]></description>
                <author>!lil-mike</author>
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                <title>Inconvenience</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 29 Nov 2003 21:58:39 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ As you might probably know, DA has been  experiencing some technical problems.  Problems such as not being able to see  or preview the comment from a deviation  or the picture itself not showing. And  because of this, I am posting a direct  link of new deviations that I posted  awhile back and still hasn't showing up  on either my gallery or Recent  Deviation. So please, bear with me and  the whole staff of DA.<br />
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Gunter 2 <a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/4039125/">[link]</a> <br />
Erin 2 <a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/4033906/">[link]</a><br />
Erin <a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/4030807/">[link]</a><br />
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Will update soon. ]]></description>
                <author>!lil-mike</author>
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                <title>Thank God!</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 27 Nov 2003 21:27:28 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <a href="http://forum.deviantart.com/devart/status/125998/">[link]</a> AND <a href="http://forum.deviantart.com/devart/status/107545/">[link]</a><br />
Finally! I thought I was going crazy  with this problem. I think I've become  a compulsive-obsessive on a matter of  pressing the Refresh button every  second. ]]></description>
                <author>!lil-mike</author>
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                <title>I FOUND IT!</title>
                <link>http://lil-mike.deviantart.com/journal/1456276/</link>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 26 Nov 2003 22:06:52 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Ok this is really weird but for some  reason, I just found out WHERE the heck  my older files are. See the thing was,  I had an old comp, a Win98, a year ago  and I got this major virus that nearly  wiped out the entire drive. My bro  tried to fix it and hope to recover my  files but he said he only got the  important ones, programs. So after  that, I got a new one [the one I'm  using now] with nothing in it. But when  this comp came, I didn't know my bro  managed to get some of my files from  the old one and installed them [more  like he made a folder with my pictures  and files in it without telling me] and  of course, that didn't give me any idea  that my older pics are restored. I  guess I stumbled on the my "hidden"  folder that my bro made. OMG it's full  of old pics, I can't wait to post some  but I need to get some rest.<br />
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Damn hidden folder <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/p/pissedoff.gif" width="40" height="20" alt=":pissedoff:" title="I am PISSED OFF!" /><br />
_____________________________ ]]></description>
                <author>!lil-mike</author>
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                <title>I Am One Who Find Cats Very Interesting</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 24 Nov 2003 17:57:37 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <i>"If toast always lands butter-side down,  and cats always land on their feet,  what happens if you strap toast on the  back of a cat and drop it?"</i> This is  where my quote came from and now the  explanation has been given<br />
<br />
Ever thought of what would happen if  you strap a cat and a butter-toast back  to back? Well, fear no more, here is  the answer. Link provided by <a href="http://forest7kiti.deviantart.com">[link]</a> <br />
Thanks.<br />
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<br />
I found this Cat Joke laying around and  thought I would share it with you.<br />
<br />
Stephen Webster recently posted a " Stephen Wright quote" that asked "If  toast always lands butter-side down,  and cats always land on their feet,  what happens if you strap toast on the  back of a cat and drop it?" After a  great deal of experimentation, in which  I used up two loaves of Wonder Bread, a  tub of Land 'O Lakes butter, and quite  a few cats, I can say that the results  are inconclusive. 80% of the time, the  cat landed on its feet. I suspected  however that this might be due to the  disproportion in the cat/buttered-toast  masses. Increasing the number of slices  of buttered toast as well as decreasing  the size of the cat seemed to bear this  supposition out. The closer the  relative weights of cat:buttered toast  approached 1:1, the more the initial  drop configuration (ie cat up or down)  seemed to influence the landing. My  conclusion was that buttered toast  didn't work. My observations however  inspired me to try strapping two cats  back-to-back and dropping them. I  discovered that if you work from a  sufficient height (a second-story  balcony seems to do nicely), 30% of the  time (on average) one of the cats  landed on its feet; however in the  other 70% of the trials, the two cats  landed on their sides. This confirmed  my observations (of the cat+buttered  toast experiments) that the assemblage  was capable of *rotating under its own  power as it fell*. In other words,  angular momentum was being generated  and this suggested that, if it could be  harnessed, it might prove to be a  source of (relatively) clean and cheap  energy. I tested this hypothesis a few  times with FOUR cats strapped to a  4-by-4 beam dropped from a height of  ten meters. Unfortunately the muscular  energy of just four cats proved to be  insufficient to cause the mass of the  beam to rotate at all. An 8-cp (eight  cat-power) assemblage with a four-cat  array strapped at either end of such a  beam should, in theory, work; but  trials have revealed that, with this  many cats involved, their individual  efforts to land feet-first are  cancelled out because the cats don't  all try to right themselves in the same  direction or at the same time. Although  some angular motion does occur, it is  erratic at best. I intend to continue  this research by experimenting with  lighter, composite-material beams and  also with better ways of timing and  coordinating cat-effort delivery and  will be getting on with it just as soon  as the suspicions of the neighborhood's  (former) cat-owners have been allayed  and a new supply of cats is available.<br />
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Commence laughter .... NOW <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/e/exclaim.gif" width="10" height="24" alt=":!:" title="!" /><br />
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Series of my sister's portrait is up. ]]></description>
                <author>!lil-mike</author>
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                <title>What's The Deal?</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 22 Nov 2003 20:15:22 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Yah, what's the deal with blue eyes? I  mean it's really attractive and all but  why does blue stands out the most of  all eye colors? Is it because it's  blue? Or is it because it looks like a  clear blue sky or the shimmering blue  ocean? I don't know, tell me what you  think.<br />
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End.<br />
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Nov/22/2003<br />
<br />
<b>One More Thing</b><br />
<br />
I will be posting new portraits of my  fellow photographers at school. It's  part of our project which are to  experiment with different lighting and  set ups. If you missed some of my  postings, then check the gallery. <br />
Thank you. ]]></description>
                <author>!lil-mike</author>
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                <title>Autumn Leaf</title>
                <link>http://lil-mike.deviantart.com/journal/1416523/</link>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 17 Nov 2003 21:59:06 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ The leaves of autumn begins to fall  today... and so as my tears dear. Since  we said goodbye my colorful October  turned blue. This season's enchantment  had suddenly died. My poor heart can  already feel winter's wind blow. I ran  to the fire of your embrace and I  reached for you - you're not there...  My body aches for your touch! To be  next to you. I crave the nearness of  you. How I long to be in your arms -  where all my wildest dreams came true.  Will sweet November bring you back to  me? Summer ended too soon but my love  for you still burns on... I miss you!  Darling, your sweet scent still lingers  in my room. It replays... then it goes.<br />
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___________________________________<br />
<b>Re-update</b><br />
<br />
Photography field trip tomorrow [as of  now] will be taken place at Niagara  Falls. Make sure to check up on my  gallery as I will be posting a series.  See ya guys. ]]></description>
                <author>!lil-mike</author>
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                <title>Ideal Rules For The Classroom</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 12 Nov 2003 20:13:00 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <b>Ideal Rules For the Classroom</b><br />
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I was looking through my student  teaching notebook, and came across  something I wrote during an in service  meaning.  Per usual, this list is not  meant to be taken at face value.  It  was written from a possible perspective  of an overzealously strict teacher.   Enjoy. <br />
Ideal Rules For the Classroom <br />
<br />
1.)  Silence is mandatory.  Any talking  will be punished by three lashes with a  cat 'o nine tails. <br />
2.)  All departures from a classroom  shall be in a double file line.  Goosestepping is optional. <br />
3.)  When the bell rings, the class  sits until the teacher gives them  permission to leave.  All violators  will be shot on sight. <br />
4.)  There will be no gum chewing.   Those caught will be placed in an Iron  Maiden. <br />
5.)  All students caught running in the  hallway will have their shins broken. <br />
6.)  Thinking aloud will not be  tolerated.  All violators will be  guillotined. <br />
7.)  All questioning of authority will  be met with 39 lashes on the back. <br />
8.)  Fighting will be punished by  having the students run the gauntlet. <br />
9.)  Free thinkers will be charged  money for their thinking. <br />
10.) Those who persist in talking will  have their tongues pulled out with hot  iron tongs. <br />
<br />
These are the ideal rules for a  totalitarian classroom.  Of course,  these rules are unconstitutional, not  to mention illegal.<br />
<br />
PS: Tell your friends to come over and  read this. They might find these  suitable and fair. Other than that, I'm  almost at the 10k hit pageviews so keep  it coming <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/smile.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":)" title=":) (Smile)" /> ]]></description>
                <author>!lil-mike</author>
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                <title>About Photography</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 07 Dec 2003 21:58:06 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Photography is like oil painting,  except of course, youre painting with  light. <br />
<br />
Imagine your camera is your easel, the  film your canvas, your lenses your  brushes, and the light your paint. The  light comes in all types of color and  quality. Even if you have crappy paint,  you can still paint a beautiful  picture. <br />
<br />
The same is true for the easel. A  perfectly-designed super-expensive  easel, though cool, wont make the  picture look any better than if it was  on you lap, its just easier. The  canvas is important - you can make a  beautiful picture on newspaper, but it  wont last long and it probably wont  look right. And Van Gogh didnt use a 3"  brush to paint his sunflowers. You need  a variety of quality brushes, each for  its own type of line or stroke. And if  you cant afford a lot, rather than  many bad brushes, youll be better off  with one good brush that will force you  to concentrate on the basics. <br />
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Why do all artists start with just a  pencil and paper? Finally, always keep  in mind that experience and practice  can never be replaced by equipment -  and some of the greatest photographers  in the world, even in the modern day,  take one old trusty camera and a 35mm  lens to an assignment (no matter what  the manufacturers tell you). ]]></description>
                <author>!lil-mike</author>
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                <title>Inner Child</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 07 Dec 2003 21:59:12 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ The inner child in me, my eternal  observer, the child with no boundaries,  with no dimensions of allowance to  measure, whose always willing, always  allowing, ever learning  is breaking  through this mature body of mine. <br />
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The child with no consciousness of  pride or inflated feeling of  self-importance  wants to destroy my  ego and vanish all my selfish motives,  my seriousness in life, my fears and  reclaim my dreams. <br />
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The child in me, who is secure, wants  to show me the truth to keep me from  pursuing empty validations from others  and somehow turn them into a reflection  of my self-worth. This innocent child  in me, whose bliss comes not from  material things but is content and  centered by loving alone. <br />
<br />
This child with no prejudgments, with  no recognitions of raise or culture,  young and old but is always welcoming,  always loving, always laughing, always  at peace - wants to rearrange my plans  of not allowing, of being frighten, of  not trusting but to have faith in  people and seek only good in them and  to open my eyes to the beauty of life. <br />
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This child in me, whose spirit rises  far beyond the third dimensions of this  world, wants to separate from the  limitations of the body and touch the  face of his God and live for the things  that last through eternity. <br />
<br />
The inner child in me, oh my ageless  observer  desperately wants to be  reborn through this mature person I  have become.<br />
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Most often it is the adult in us that  is empty but the child always full.<br />
Let it be known that this man is being  transformed into a child! ]]></description>
                <author>!lil-mike</author>
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                <title>Stupid Stupid Stupid</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 07 Dec 2003 22:00:50 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <b>Stupid Is</b><br />
<br />
Stupid is forgetting your keys and  locking the door. <br />
Stupid is asking questions that  everyone but you know the answer to.  <br />
Stupid is doing the same mistakes over,  except they're even worse now. <br />
Stupid is speaking before thinking.   Stupid is not thinking, period. <br />
Stupid is the look guys often get when  an attractive woman walks their way. <br />
Stupid is the sound of Beavis in the  morning. Stupid is the watching of " reality" television. <br />
Stupid is basis of human love. <br />
Stupid is when you smoke and you  couldn't quit, now that is stupid.  Knowing that it kills you slowly, now  that's stupid. Stupid is forgetting  your lover's birthday. <br />
Stupid is the cackling of fools during  a silent moment. <br />
Stupid is worrying about life. <br />
Stupid is living for others, not  yourself. <br />
Stupid is committing suicide. <br />
Stupid is doing what others want of  you. <br />
Stupid is calling your lover by  another's name. <br />
Stupid is the sound of Homer. <br />
Stupid is the smell of a drunk at work.  <br />
Stupid is the rejection of the wise.  <br />
Stupid is a state of mind. <br />
Stupid is being human. S<br />
tupid is as stupid does. <br />
Stupid is stupid. <br />
Reading this to the end, without  thinking that it is stupid, is stupid. <br />
I'm stupid, you're stupid, we're stupid  together. <br />
Hellos are stupid, but hasty good-byes  are even more stupid. <b>Stupid.</b><br />
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PS: This is not out of hate, mind you.  Just something I needed to get out of  my head 'cuz it's not a good thing to  keep these things. ]]></description>
                <author>!lil-mike</author>
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                <title>Stream Of Consciousness: Word Play</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 07 Dec 2003 22:02:20 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Ini, Mini, Miti, Mo, why the hell am I  outta dough? On second thought, why is  there a chant with the first names of  Ini Kamozi, Minnie Mouse, Mighty Dog,  and Mo from the Three Stooges?  <br />
<br />
Since the class is doing Item Analysis  right here, right now, these four are  part of my upper group. These elitists  look smugly down upon the proletariat,  namely me, myself, and I. Help! Help!  I'm being repressed by a bloody peasant  (not pheasant) who's lobbing scimitars  at me from a lake. <br />
<br />
Watery tart! My favorite Sweet 'n Tart  is Cherry. Thehammer and cycle fly high  on a cherry background. Cock the  hammer, it's time for action. I'm  insane in the membrane  (semi-permeable), insane in the brain.  This is your brain (Einstein), this is  your brain on drugs (Yahoo Serious  playing Young Einstein). Any questions?  I Wanna Get High, So High, as Most High  plays on. The machine that goes Bing!  goes Bing! as the baby is slapped on  the butt and the three wise men come  bearing gifts for young Blian from  Queen Elizabeth the First. <br />
<br />
Five, no three, sir...as the holy hand  grenade of Antioch brows up the evil  Kirrel Labbit. <br />
And Uncle Remus and Brer Rabbit (and  no, Mr. Bluebird isn't on his shoulder)  protest the treatment of rabbits,  wabbits, and labbits in this portion of  the thought. T<br />
<br />
he Old Man from Scene 24 wanders down  to Studio 54 and does the Shuffle while  Kung Fu Fighting with the Disco  Duck.Quack! And Toilet Duck comes in  and saves the day...while cleaning my  toilet in the process. And as this  thought descends down into darkness  deeper than hell (Where is Chris to  sing this?), we go to commercial  break... <br />
<br />
(Intermissionary Music) <br />
<br />
And now where were we (as Sally sell  seashells by the seashore)? Oh yes, we  have a cabaret version of the Doors' " The End" by Porky Pig and your mama.<br />
Unfortunately, the end has yet to  occur, so Porky adds in "That's All  Folks," while Bob Dylan and Joan Baez  sing in the background, "How many roads  must King Arthur go down, before they  call him King of the Britons?  How many  miles must Sir Robin go, before he can  escape the vicious Chicken of Bristol?" ]]></description>
                <author>!lil-mike</author>
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                <title>Almost 100 Devwatch!</title>
                <link>http://lil-mike.deviantart.com/journal/1269668/</link>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 12 Oct 2003 23:16:46 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ That's right guys! I'm almost to the  100th hits of deviantstalkers <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/biggrin.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":D" title=":D (Big Grin)" /> I'm glad  that most of you have complimented and  faved some of my works throughout these  years and I can't thank you guys  enough. It means alot to me whenever I  get comments especially ones that  inspires/encourage me to adapt more and  hone my photography skills. Again,  thank you guys <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/h/hug.gif" width="38" height="15" alt=":hug:" title="Hug" /> ]]></description>
                <author>!lil-mike</author>
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                <title>Enjoying Life</title>
                <link>http://lil-mike.deviantart.com/journal/1237027/</link>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 07 Dec 2003 22:03:06 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Yup, that's right, I'm enjoying my  classes that I took this year,  specially my photography class.  Everyday I take my camera, something  new comes in it, taking it and  developing it. <br />
<br />
The most fun about it is the feeling of  excitement when you dip that piece of  picture down on a tub of developer and  wait anxiously for the result. I gotta  admit, there are alot of students in my  class that are far better than me. I  guess I've been using a digital camera  for so long that I'm not used to the  film camera. <br />
<br />
Right now, were experimenting on  different styles and emulating a famous  photographer's work. I can't wait till  my class again. ]]></description>
                <author>!lil-mike</author>
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                <title>Progress</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 07 Dec 2003 22:04:12 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Just like the title implies, I am  posting my progress throughout the  week.<br />
<br />
Well, we had a rough 2 day these past  week. First off, hurricane Isabel  lightly came to Toronto and didn't  wreak any havoc at all in which I am  disappointed. And she call herself a  type 4, bah, that's misadvertisement  for you. <br />
<br />
Secondly, the weather network predicted  that Toronto will have a heavy rain  over the weekend, and what did we get?  A sunny day with birds chirping and  kids playing. I guess random things  happen and you don't even know its  coming.<br />
<br />
Now, to my photography works, as you  can see, I have posted several new  macro shots of water experiments and  feathers. I thought it would look good  on my <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/g/gallery.gif" width="47" height="26" alt=":gallery:" title="Gallery" /> since macro gets into me. I'll  post some later on, right now, I need  to take a break from my recently  finished poem. I might post it  too..we'll see.<br />
<br />
And about my webcam picture, it was  taken about a year ago so, imagine I'm  fatter. Ever heard of that joke which  goes "Why would you want a 6-pack when  you can have a keg?" <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/l/lmao.gif" width="19" height="21" alt=":lmao:" title="Laughing my ass off!" /> make sense to me. ]]></description>
                <author>!lil-mike</author>
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                <title>Popo Is Very Cute</title>
                <link>http://lil-mike.deviantart.com/journal/1148657/</link>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 10 Sep 2003 18:30:11 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I like Popo. Do you like Popo? If you  like Popo, click here to see Popo<br />
<a href="http://www.fatnudes.com">[link]</a><br />
Popo is very cute. Me love Popo so much  I made this journal. ]]></description>
                <author>!lil-mike</author>
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                <title>New Look</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 06 Sep 2003 17:26:57 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Yup, I totally got a new look. No more  Mr. Dark haired skater/punk kid, I will  show you guys some pictures sometime. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/biggrin.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":D" title=":D (Big Grin)" /><br />
Anyway, the song in my head right now  is "Believe" by Ronan Keating. It's such  an emotional song with captivating  meanings.<br />
Listen to it, it's worth it.<br />
Alright, I'm out, have a good school  year guys! <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/h/hug.gif" width="38" height="15" alt=":hug:" title="Hug" /> ]]></description>
                <author>!lil-mike</author>
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                <title>Nothing</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 04 Sep 2003 14:57:56 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Hmm, I have nothing to say, my mind is  blank at the moment. DA is acting  weird, I can't seem to upload my new  pictures. Oh well .. ... ... ]]></description>
                <author>!lil-mike</author>
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                <title>Flower Power!</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 18 Aug 2003 09:23:00 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I've been taking new pictures of  flowers and bugs since I got 2 new  digital camera, the Nikon Coolpix 995  and Sony Powershot F717, both which was  a seperate wishlist present from my  uncle. I'm so excited when I got both  and so I <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/sprint.gif" width="101" height="20" alt=":sprint:" title="Time to haul ass out of here!" /> to try it. As you can see  from my <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/g/gallery.gif" width="47" height="26" alt=":gallery:" title="Gallery" />, it is flowing with flower  shots and various bugs. I'm so <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/l/love.gif" width="23" height="16" alt=":love:" title="Love" /> with  these two gadgets. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/h/headbang.gif" width="47" height="16" alt=":headbang:" title="Headbang!" /> I'm off to get new  pictures.<br />
By the way, my friend Ian <a href="http://r4tz.deviantart.com">[link]</a> will  be leaving tomorrow afternoon to Hawaii  where he will be living for a while  because he got accepted at a  university. I wish him luck and uh,  we'll see him again. I'm sure he'll  love the scenic views and the people in  Hawaii, I've been there before, my  cousin lives there. White sand,  coconuts, pineapples, alot of exotic  flora and faunas. Have fun Ian! We will  miss you here in <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagcanada.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagcanada:" title="Blame Canada!" /> <br />
<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/sun.gif" width="30" height="30" alt=":sun:" title="Sun" /> ]]></description>
                <author>!lil-mike</author>
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                <title>WE HAVE POWER!</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 07 Dec 2003 22:07:15 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Yesterday at about 4pm, me and my  sister were watching in the living room  when the power went off. I thought my  parents forgot to pay the electricity  bill and so I thought "well, that's just  great." <br />
<br />
Out of boredom, I went to the park with  my sister and to our disbelief, we saw  people coming out of their houses, as  if something of a gigantic proportion  happened. As we wander through the  street, more and more people filled the  street, waiting for the buses, making  calls to their loved ones. It was  though as something bad happen, maybe a  collapse in what we call a  civilization. <br />
<br />
Anyhow, I've come to conclusion that it  was some kind of an experiments done by  the Japanese people about gigantic  mutated creatures and I thought "Hmm, I   bet its that gigantic rat thats been  going on rampant these days" or somewhat  of an outer-galactic mission of the  aliens, an easier way to abduct people  right out of their homes. <br />
<br />
My dad thought it has a connection with  the 911 incident, the whole terrorist  attack and all. Hey, everyone has  different ideas right? Talk about  open-minded. It was fun though, no  lights on the street whatsoever, the  sky was lit brightly and it was a  perfect time to take out the telescope  that's been sitting in the attic for  all these years. <br />
<br />
Had a BBQ in the back too <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/smile.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":)" title=":) (Smile)" /> Bad things  happen overnight as well, crimes being  commited but most of them are being  caught. Funny though, a news today  saying that they are losing space to  put all the baddies in the cell so I  was like "Then put them in the dog cages!"  <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/l/lmao.gif" width="19" height="21" alt=":lmao:" title="Laughing my ass off!" /> I couldn't sleep last nite, the  basements too hot but I did manage to  get some sleep this early morning.<br />
<br />
Well I guess thats the highlights of  the week huh? It's good to have power  back, our civilization can't live  without electricity. ]]></description>
                <author>!lil-mike</author>
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                <title>Pros and Cons of the new DA. Please Read!</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 09 Aug 2003 08:38:33 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/smile.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":)" title=":) (Smile)" /> Yup, gotta love the new GeoUrl  function, thank you so much for the  improvements D.A <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/h/hug.gif" width="38" height="15" alt=":hug:" title="Hug" />. Now lets update the  journal.<br />
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My week has been rather interesting  even though it rains for almost a week  now, which of course, equals to a sucky  week. But I did manage to spend some  quality time taking new pictures as the  week go on. Check my <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/g/gallery.gif" width="47" height="26" alt=":gallery:" title="Gallery" /> to check it.<br />
<br />
Now for the new D.A improvements, I'm  going to mention some things that I  like and dislike and see if you agree  with me or not. Of course, there are  probably other things that I haven't  discovered yet but I will, in the  future.<br />
Alright, lets get to business.<br />
<br />
<b>Pro:</b><br />
The new <b>GeoURL</b> function that allows us  to know whose deviant(s) reside near  us. And to my opinion, I think this  will, and hopefully, let us get  acquainted with that person a little  bit more. It may sound good to others  but to some, they'll feel abit  insecure because they fear that that  (gotta love repetition) deviant will  have knowledge of the distance between  him/her THUS, maybe perhaps  ...uh..stalking them/gather  information? I know I know, this sound  so morally wrong in every way but trust  me, I'm not one to instill fear on  anyone nor encourage that deviant to  actually stalk them. AHH! Don't call  the cops on me please <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/t/tears.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":tears:" title="Tears" /><br />
Overall, though, I still favor this new  function and hope I don't get blame  for anyone's "stalking"  related problem.<br />
<br />
The new and improved innovative fresh  look of the site, mainly how it fits  with a WinXP computers. Everything fits  well nicely and arrangeful (mind my  limited diction, I'm only <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flagcanada.gif" width="20" height="13" alt=":flagcanada:" title="Blame Canada!" /> ) Go DA Go! <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/n/number1.gif" width="35" height="31" alt=":#1:" title="#1" />  <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/w/w00t.gif" width="23" height="23" alt=":w00t:" title="w00t!" /><br />
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I guess that's all I have noticed so  far on the new DA..more to come once I  spend more time here.<br />
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<b>Cons: (boo!)</b><br />
<br />
The fact that some comments won't show  till you check that specific deviation  which kind of frustrates me, even get  me depressed because I'm one who sits  at home waiting patiently for new  comments/faves for any of my  deviations. Yes yes, I have no life so  I sit at home surfing the net and  writing comments such as this. Don't  be hatin! <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/frown.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":(" title=":( (Sad)" /><br />
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When I try to leave/post a note to a  certain deviant, I can't seem to  locate the Emoticon Legend thus, giving  me a hard time to input the necessary  emotes for the messages. And I really  like to express my uh, expression (duh)  in every post I can. And also, the  preview option where you can see how  your messages will look like, like  right now, I wanna see how this whole  journal will look like and hopefully  spot a mistake. Am I right?<br />
<br />
Some technical terminology on a comment  you just left on someone's deviation.  I mean, what happen to <b>Like Deviation</b> , <b> Somewhat Like Deviation</b> , <b>Dislike  Deviation</b> and <b>No Vote</b> ? It's gone now <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/frown.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":(" title=":( (Sad)" />  Well except for the rating which I find  it abit more hassle. Please return the  old rating function.<br />
<br />
Still the frustrating problem of  Refresh rate, some pictures or messages  don't show once you hit OK, it takes  like more than 10 Refresh clicks for  that picture/message to actually pop.  That's why whenever someone leave a  comment or note on a deviant(s),  chances are, they probably or  accidentally posted 2 of the same  thing. But then again, it depends on  the user's internet connection or it  could just be DA. Please don't :ban:  me <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/frown.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":(" title=":( (Sad)" /> Hehehe.<br />
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Whew, I guess that's all for now for  the cons part. More will  come..hopefully not for cons, that is.<br />
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And here is my favourite part of the  journal, my fellow deviants that live  close to me, YAY! <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/bounce.gif" width="40" height="25" alt=":bounce:" title="Bounce" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/smile.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":)" title=":) (Smile)" /><br... ]]></description>
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                <title>Gloomy Weather</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 03 Aug 2003 12:01:06 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ As I watched the weather network, they forcast(ed) that it will be  raining all week long. And because of this, alot of things that I and  my friends planned are going to be delayed till the weather calms down.  I really wanted to go to the Lakeshore and just hang out, maybe be  inspired and get a couple of photos done. I guess I'm stuck at home. I  really think God <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/w/worship.gif" align="middle" alt="Worship" title="Worship" border="0" />  is taking a long piss <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/r/rofl.gif" align="middle" alt="rofl" title="rofl" border="0" />  please don't smite me <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/frown.gif" align="middle" alt=":( (Sad)" title=":( (Sad)" border="0" /> <br>
Let's hope the weather calms soon.<br>
PS: I added some new pics of green and black macros. Come check it out  at my <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/g/gallery.gif" align="middle" alt="Gallery" title="Gallery" border="0" />  <br>
Peace! <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/sprint.gif" align="middle" alt="Time to haul ass out of here!" title="Time to haul ass out of here!" border="0" /> <br>
<br>
<b>Here are some funny quotes to read</b><br>
<br>
"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."<br>
<br>
"We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the  furniture."<br>
<br>
"If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex?"<br>
<br>
"In the begining there was nothing and God said 'Let there be light',  and there was still nothing but everybody could see it."<br>
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"When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I  realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked  Him to forgive me."<br>
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"When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly  realized I was talking to myself." ]]></description>
                <author>!lil-mike</author>
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                <title>Trip To Cottage</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 31 Jul 2003 19:57:26 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ A friend of mine asked me to come along for a party to Wasaga Beach.  And as a photographer, I must always have my trusted camera by my side.  Afterwards, I invited them to check out my family cottage. Just a day  stay. ]]></description>
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                <title>Yippe!</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 30 Jul 2003 08:36:15 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Yay, almost getting to 7000 pageviews <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/n/number1.gif" align="middle" alt="#1" title="#1" border="0" /> <br>
I <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/favheart.gif" align="middle" alt="+favlove" title="+favlove" border="0" />  you <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/c/community.gif" align="middle" alt="Community; what deviantART is all about!" title="Community; what deviantART is all about!" border="0" /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Birthday</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 27 Jul 2003 10:33:56 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Today marks my <b>19th</b> birthday. Even though my parents are ambigous about  it, my friends and I are going out for the nite. I don't feel anything  new..was I suppose to gain any new insights and knowledge about life or  stuff? Please tell me. ]]></description>
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                <title>Audio</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 22 Jul 2003 15:25:08 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Songs I listen at the moment. You don't have to download it but it's  all good. PS: Don't be judgin of what I listen to, thanks.<br>
<br>
 Black Eyed Peas- Where Is The Love<br>
 Three Days Grace- (I Hate You) Everything About You<br>
 Mya- My Love Is Like..Wo<br>
 Linkin Park- Faint<br>
 Goo Goo Dolls- Here Is Gone<br>
 Kazzer- Pedal To The Medal<br>
 Beyonce Knowles ft. Jay-Z- Crazy In Love<br>
 GOB- Give Up The Grudge<br>
 Good Charlotte- The Anthem/Girls and Boys<br>
 Our Lady Peace- Innocent<br>
 Whitestripes- Seven Nation Army<br>
 Tatu- 30 Minutes<br>
 I might have forgot some but I'll add later on.<br>
<br>
Lates! ]]></description>
                <author>!lil-mike</author>
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                <title>Weekend</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 15 Jul 2003 18:53:52 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Everyone seems to have a good summer lately. My parents jsut left for  Texas for a whole week without telling me so I'm by myself at home. But  good thing is my parents gave me some money for food..they think I can  manage for a week. My brother on the other hand, he has a Comic Expo  coming up at San Diego and I'm jealous. Oh well, coming Saturday,  Sherkin (Mike) is throwing a pool party so thats a good thing.<br>
Last week, Alex asked me to come along at his boat up north. 2hrs drive  seems to go fast when your going at 120mph with loud music, specially  rock. We just watched a movie up there and pretty much just ...drank  beer.<br> ]]></description>
                <author>!lil-mike</author>
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                <title>O H H</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 02 Jul 2003 17:42:36 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ S U M M E R. S C H O O L. S U C K S. S O. F A R......<br>
I. H A V E. A. 54 Y E A R. O L D. C L A S S M A T E. A N D. T H E. R E  S T. A R E. W E I R D. <br>
P L E A S E. K I L L. M E. N O W.<br> ]]></description>
                <author>!lil-mike</author>
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                <title>Please Read. Important</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 15 Jun 2003 22:15:50 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ As I'm writing this journal, various thoughts are swimming in my head,  in this moment. Some are somewhat "happy-thoughts" while some are the  "sad-thoughts."<br>
As you read this journal, please be advice that this is written at  exactly 12:30 am of Sunday night. Pressure is the key here due to an  English exam tomorrow at 11:30 am. <br>
Now for the journal....<br>
<b>Time</b> is something that we are not aware of, sometimes it goes so fast  because we are occupied with task(s) while sometimes it just go..slow.  We shouldn't take granted of what we have right now because sooner or  later, it will disappear whether you like it or not.<br>
As I look back 5 years ago, I was a nobody and I'm sure you can relate  that to your experience or should I say, life. I was a fledgling in a  place, a place we call "school." As time goes by, we meet people on the  way. Some of them touch our lives while some of them are long forgotten  for some reason (Ie: moved away, transferred to a diff. school,  accident and such.) Each year, we change our looks, attitude and the  way we socialize with different peers and friends. I have no regrets  because I'm happy to meet new <a href="http://people.It">[link]</a> doesn't matter how many friends I  have, all I care about is that they treat me fine and respect me of who  I am. I mean, would you rather have dozens of friends over a small  amount? If I were to choose, I would say that having less friends is  better than having alot. I guess what I'm trying to say is that  personality counts more towards being "cool." But don't get me wrong,  having alot of friends is fine, as long as they don't treat you below  their level. Trust me, it's very common here. Can I say <b>Status Quo</b><br>
Some of my friends got set aside because they needed more from me than  I could give. Others didn't seem to need me at all, what with their  hundreds of other friends. Some got cranky or greedy, turning into  people I didn't admire anymore.<br>
These days, I buy only books I want to own until I die. I buy clothes  I'll wear until they wear oout, or I do.<br>
Same with friends. I hang on to those I plan to love forever.<br>
In my address book, their phone numbers have been rewritten as they  roam the country. Nobody new gets into my book until I'm sure we'll  stick.<br>
Is that limiting? Well, sure. But that's the point: to conserve energy.<br>
I hope to God, selfishly as I do, too, that at least one friend  survives the final test of time to be good company in the end.<br>
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These are the friends I have known forever while the others are  somewhat new. <b>Not in a specific order-relevant</b><br>
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Steven Yang- I've known you since Grade 9 and your the first friend I  got. Thanks for being a good friend over these years. I still can't  believe were graduating. <br>
Meaghan Abel Hawke- She's like a sister to me. I met her back in middle  school and she has the best personality I know. Fun to hang around,  talk whatever comes in mind and funny too if I may add. Thanks Meg,  your the best.<br>
Steven McCartney- Another good friend from middle school. Now this guy  can handle cases and cases of beer. I guess that's what you get for  being Irish <img src="http://images.deviantart.com/emoticons/icon_smile.gif" align="middle" alt=":) (Smile)" title=":) (Smile)" border="0" />  Good friend.<br>
Milan Srnic and Andre Sprinceana- Both Romanian and a damn good soccer  players. Thanks guys for playing soccer with me even though I have  limited skill <img src="http://images.deviantart.com/emoticons/icon_smile.gif" align="middle" alt=":) (Smile)" title=":) (Smile)" border="0" /> <br>
Derek Wong- Ah, another good friend since forever. This guy can beat me  in armwrestle..and a funny guy to be with.<br>
Fajardo Sisters- Another sister figure to me in Highschool. They helped  me alot on my schoolwork. <br>
Ian Chen- I guess I just met you in grade 10 but it was great knowing  you. I'm glad your going to Hawaii for University. .....I'm jealous.  Thanks for being the other "average asian male" you know what I mean.<br>
Petri Takkala- Lol, can we say <b>sexy?</b> Now this guy has some serious  issues being a vain person. Ever wonder a guy so good-looking that he  practically looks in the mirror everyday sying "SEXY!" Yup, that's good  ol'Petri. By the way, your sister is HOT! <img src="http://images.deviantart.com/emoticons/icon_smile.gif" align="middle" alt=":) (Smile)" title=":) (Smile)" border="0" /> <br>
Helen Lee- Also known as Dreamroamer here in DA. Thanks for being there  in my art classes and making it less "boring." I really enjoyed having  you in that class even though you won't ever ever get your revenge of  "BOO!" You know what I mean <img src="http://images.deviantart.com/emoticons/icon_smile.gif" align="middle" alt=":) (Smile)" title=":) (Smile)" border="0" /> <br>
Jonathan Han aka Jon- Hey guy, how long has it been? I know, grade 10  Urban Studies. We had fun in that class didn't we? Well, goodluck... ]]></description>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 02 Jun 2003 21:56:46 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ You know why I haven't posted any work lately? It's because I'm working  on a new series called "Water" and it took me some time to finish it up  on Photoshop. Come check my gallery for it to see. Hope you like it <img src="http://images.deviantart.com/emoticons/icon_smile.gif" align="middle" alt=":) (Smile)" title=":) (Smile)" border="0" /> ]]></description>
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                <description><![CDATA[ I will be uploading new photos when I have the time. Right now, school  is almost over and I want to get over it.<br>
Thanks for the visitations to my gallery <img src="http://images.deviantart.com/emoticons/icon_smile.gif" align="middle" alt=":) (Smile)" title=":) (Smile)" border="0" /> <br>
You will see new series and macro shots in the future. ]]></description>
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                <title>Weekend Update.</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 25 May 2003 11:27:40 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Hey guys, I just came back from a 3day "camping" trip to my cottage  with 6 of my friends. Right now, I missed everything that were not in  the cottage (technology, people, places, etc) It was fun, just me and  my friends at the cottage drinking, fishing, boating and whatnot.<br>
Alright, I'll be back later. ]]></description>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 04 May 2003 15:10:37 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ This sucks... ]]></description>
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                <title>Over the Weekend</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 28 Apr 2003 23:44:41 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Yay I finally manage to steal some time to actually check my D.A in  like days. Well, if you're wondering what's going on with me all these  week, I've been working on my painting for this auction <a href="http://www.evasinitiatives.com">[link]</a> I  volunteered. My initial project was to draw something for Spring Theme,  so I came with a butterfly on a flower. But since I'm not into realism  painting, I manage to work so fast, I finished a grafitti on a canvas.  I'll post the picture of it so I can show you (yes you). The auction  will take place this week or maybe next week and I don't really mind  not selling it, I'll probably keep it since I need something to post  for my room. Now onto something photograph-ish...I will be trying to  get a hold of new subject to photograph, maybe more of a subject of  spring. I love Spring more than any other seasons. Oh and last nite  (Sunday of 27) it was my friend Steve's 19th b-day and we went to  celebrate it at an "All you can eat" restaurant. It was kind of funny  though since some of my friends couldnt come, some other business to  attend to (ie Ian fixing house roof, Alex eatin steak with mommy and  Petri, competing for a contest which I doubt he'll pass, hehe) Anyway  it was fun. I burped *excuse me* when the waiter came and I said "Good  crab claw". At the end, we spent about $117 for 6 people dinner. Then  Gordon, one of my friend with us, came with an idea of going to a 30min  walk mall just to play an arcade. Since we were all full, we decided  to. Upon arriving, the mall was CLOSED! We were like "DAMN YOU GORDON!  WE WALKED FOR 30 MINS FOR NOTHIN! AND WE MISSED THE BUS!" It was great  though, had lots of fun. Thats all for now....X-Men2 is this friday  soo...see ya guys later! ]]></description>
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