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OMFG THIS MAN IS SO AMAZING WHY IS HE NOT FAMOUSER D8

]]> ~linawifeofL AWESOME SHITE http://linawifeofL.deviantart.com/journal/28604951/ http://linawifeofL.deviantart.com/journal/28604951/ Fri, 27 Nov 2009 07:37:01 PST
I'M GETTIN' ME A TABLET, BIZNITCH!!!!!!

So BOSS!!!! Which means I might finally make a web comic of

*drumroll please*

THE GOOD SCIENTISTS!!!!!!!! 8D Oh Dylan you know you just passed out in your chair after reading that.

So yeah...that's awesome...IN OTHER NEWS

I have a project for German due Tuesday on Rhineland Westfallen...and I haven't even started XP I have to make the state shield, which I wouldn't mind if I had something to make it out of. Fortunately since Frau Baker is a space cadet I don't have to site sources and so can use Wikipedia ;D Oh I am awful. I hope the troupe that puts on performances of "Kingdom Hearts: The Musical" is from there or something just so I can mention them in all of their awesome xD

And here is a message for all of my watchers who do not rp...

DO IT.

If you say you don't like it it's because you've never tried it. Just like Krabby Patties. Try out RPDream for starter course (just use brackets at the end of your sentences) and of course this seasoned expert shall provide advicing. Trust me, once you start you will be hooked. Cause it's SOOOOOOO much fun! :'D

What else need I mention...

Miscellaneous Watcher 1: WHERE'S MY REQUEST BITCH?!???!

THEY'LL BE DONE WHEN THEY'RE DONE GOD!!!!! I:< Patience, children! And I shall torture myself by taking on more if anyone wants any :3

Now, is there anything you the watcher would like to see more of in my gallery? Comment it!

Yeah I think that's it...I think...

~Woof

]]> ~linawifeofL The Injustices of DA: EDIT http://linawifeofL.deviantart.com/journal/28401599/ http://linawifeofL.deviantart.com/journal/28401599/ Tue, 17 Nov 2009 14:01:12 PST
I could make this into a long rant of a journal, but I think the following will speak for itself.

[link] This person has posted pictures that are obviously from photobucket. These images have been reported numerous times each. Each time the case was closed and the blatantly stolen artwork was not removed. This made me loose so much faith in the deviantART staff.

More thieves:

[link]

I plan to add to this list until by the power of we deviants, not the unreliable moderators and staff, we may cut down the amout of art thieves on this community, or at least let them know that we know they are phonies.

EDIT: Good news everyone! All stolen work from both of these thief's galleries has been removed ^^ Thus showing that it is the dedication of normal deviants to the eradication of art theft that makes a difference.

~WHAT CAN I DO TO PREVENT AND RESPOND TO ART THEFT?~

*Report the deviation. If you can find the original image and provide the URL to it, this will provide a much greater chance of the image being removed than if it was to go without evidence. Finding original images is made quick and easy with [link]

*Break down the thief's support system. Politely inform anyone who has commented or faved the work of the thief that it is stolen, and if it has been favorited ask them to please remove it from their favorites. Most people will do this gladly, but not all. There is nothing we can do about this minority. If you can, show the original work or name the original artist to prove that it is indeed stolen.

*Spread awareness of art theft to friends, Watchers and anyone else who will listen. No one likes having their art stolen and we can all make sure that this does not happen.

*If you are suspicious of people stealing your art, consider adding a signature or watermark to your images. They may be ugly but it's better than being robbed.

~soysparrow's Guide to Catching Thieves (this woman is awesome):

I usually browse the front page/ search keywords that are commenly stolen (anime, anime girl, wolf, neko etc bs...)

then i just look for things that don't look right (or look too right?)
* The most obvious if Ive seen it before on the internet somewhere
* I click every mind blowing piece of art no matter what
* Anything that looks colored over
* Anything with words added to it
* Any piece that is way better than everything in their gallery
* Any piece that is in a completely different medium
* All the pieces are in completely different styles
* Anytime someone says their full name and the signature on the art is...not that name?
* Any piece with some amazing skill in one part but fails at basic design elements in another part (amazing wrinkles in clothes but no face?)
* Any piece that is cropped strangely (especially the bottom where a name or signature would be)
* Tiny images
* Low res
* Newer user
* Weird or vague titles (such as just calling a picture 'anime girl' or something)
* Vague or obvious descriptions of how the piece is made(such as I made this with the computer or I made this in photoshop)
* Vague or obvious artists comments ( such as HES MINE or a lot of the time just '...' )
* A user defending the fact that they DID draw it (if its your art you don't beg people to believe that you drew it ya know?)

and of course good ol' [link] always helps you

]]> ~linawifeofL Meme http://linawifeofL.deviantart.com/journal/28395413/ http://linawifeofL.deviantart.com/journal/28395413/ Mon, 16 Nov 2009 13:50:20 PST
Name: Lina!
Single or taken: Single lady!
Gender: Female, but very masculine
Birthday: September 20
Sign: Virgo
Hair color: Medium blonde
Eye color: Blue green, greener on some days and bluer on others
Height: 5'6"
Are you straight/bisexual/gay?: Bisexual, cause girls are awesome <3

-----------Â Ã Â F A S H I O N | S T U F F Â Ã Â--------------

Where is your favourite place to shop for clothes?: I don't really care, I wear mostly t-shirts and jeans...
Favorite designer?: PAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! *wipes tears of laughter away* Ah brand clothes, good one.
What is your sexiest outfit?: Why do you care?

For the sake of the meme, I'd have to say one of my camisoles.
What is your most comfortable outfit?: Jeans and a t-shirt
What do you usually wear?: Jeans and a t-shirt

--------------Â Ã Â S P E C I F I C S Â Ã Â -------------------

What kind of shampoo do you use?: T-Gel
What are you listening to right now: Nothing
Who is the last person that called you?: My mommy
How many buddies are online right now?: I dunno, I'm not paying attention, I'm doing this!

-------------Â Ã Â F A V O R I T E S Â Ã Â-----------------

Foods: For sweets: OOOOH MY GOD DONUTS!!!!!

For savory: OOOOH MY GOD LOADED POTATO SKINS!!!!!

*is a shameless fatass* At least I don't eat them that often xD
Girls names: Oh god tough one...Bridgit (like my favorite goddess), Margalo (cause it sounds cool and can be shortened to Margo which also sounds cool), Gisella (cause it's pretty and sounds like gazelle), and countless others
Boys names: Demetri...dunno why...and Cooper (last name of favorite character in a novel)
Subjects in school: History, English, and art

----------------Â Ã Â H A V E | Y O U | E V E R Â Ã Â-------------

Given anyone a bath?: Uuuuh does my dog count?
Smoked?: No way, cigs smell nasty XP
Bungee jumped?: I wish ._.
Made yourself throw up?: Why would I?
Skinny dipped?: Nope
Ever been in love?: HO YEAH
Made yourself cry to get out of trouble?: I have been working on that ability >.>
Pictured your crush naked?: Not usually, cause it makes me feel awkward ._.
Actually seen your crush naked?: Once in a dream I had
Cried when someone died?: Yup
Lied: Yeah, but not to people I respect
Fallen for your best friend?: No further questions >///>
Rejected someone?: Shamelessly xD
Used someone?: No. Way.

I don't play that game.
Done something you regret?: We all have

------------Â Ã Â C U R R E N T Â Ã Â---------------

Clothes: Sparkly black and gray t-shirt, my ever present silver and turquoise pentacle, my class ring, my Flapjack wristband (I am cool), my glasses, a band holding up my hair, jeans, black bra, socks and magenta All-Stars.
Music: Not listening to anything atm
Smell: Um...like me?
Desktop picture: Field of poppies
Cd in player: Last time I checked, my cho ku rei meditation CD
DVD in player: No clue, I don't watch DVDs all that often.

----------------Â Ã Â L A S T | P E R S O N Â Ã Â----------------------

You touched: Uuuuuuuh...Robby! I like poking people in the hall xD
Hugged: Dy-Dy!
You IMed: I think Eliza...yeah, her
You yelled at: This kid who sits next to me in psych because I DO FUCKING KNOW HOW A BEER BONG WORKS AND I USED THE WRONG CHOICE OF WORDS ON ACCIDENT GOD!!!
You kissed: My cat. She hates being cuddled xD

---------------Â Ã Â A R E | Y O U Â Ã Â---------------------

Understanding: I've been told that and I try hard to be

Open-minded: Most definitely. It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it.
Arrogant: Well if I was arrogant I wouldn't know now would I?
Insecure: Sometimes
Random: Frizbee
Hungry: Yes ;-; And we has no good foods
Smart: FUCK YEAH
Moody: Not usually
Hard working: Mostly, once I get my motivation going
Organized: Kind of
Healthy: Last time I... ]]> ~linawifeofL HZFBSZHFBZSUFZSU PHONE!!!!! http://linawifeofL.deviantart.com/journal/28371594/ http://linawifeofL.deviantart.com/journal/28371594/ Sun, 15 Nov 2009 10:10:17 PST
GAYNESS!!!!!

On a lighter note, went to the mall with

and

yesterday. We sang show tunes and cartoon theme songs in the car (as we were stuck in traffic and it took an hour to go a quarter of a mile) and went to Build-a-Bear and made a Satanic teddy bear (no random black kid from the mall, I did NOT in fact get beat up for carrying it around ;D) and I got gangrene and it was AWESOME!!!!!! Let's do it again! 8D And I dragged them to The Body Shop and they tried to ditch me when I wasn't looking xD Have I ever mentioned just how much I love my friends?

Back on the topic of gangrene, I have become obsessed with GIGANTICmicrobes (Google it, my darlings) and if you ever want me to do anything, get me one I don't have cause I'm collecting them all like Yu-Gi-Oh cards. I have gangrene and am guaranteed mono.

Yes, I am working on all those requests, and YOU WILL GET THEM WHEN I DAMN WELL FEEL LIKE FINISHING THEM!!!!!

And when my phone stops FAGGING so I can get them uploaded.

~That Little Blonde Haired Girl

]]> ~linawifeofL NINJA ASSASSIN http://linawifeofL.deviantart.com/journal/28163811/ http://linawifeofL.deviantart.com/journal/28163811/ Thu, 05 Nov 2009 15:37:26 PST

Grab a can today!

You there! Yes you with the face! You know me irl?

You with the face: *nods*

Good. Cause when it comes out you are going to see 'Ninja Assassin' with me. There are no exceptions. You are going.

You know you want to see sexy Asians duking it out.

I know I do.

Hm well what else to do...well I have been taking on a lot of requests and commissions lately, and yes I shall be getting to all of them (eventually, I'm trying my best to get them done as soon as possible. I should have two or three up by the end of the weekend) but here is what I have to say: I know that even when people want to show off their artistic talent, they may be too timid to do so, so I am here to say I WILL GIVE REQUESTS/COMMISSIONS TO ANYONE WHO WANTS THEM (as long as the commission prices are within my poor little matchgirl's price range and I can transfer the payment to you in cash).

Update info...I want to get some good self-portraits up here. I've been wearing my hair and eye make up in a certain fashion for quite some time now and yet have no pictures of this posted, and so want it to be available for people to go "Oh, so this is what that psychotic bitch who criticized my historic knowledge and roleplaying skills looks like. Fuck you bitch!". As soon as dad FINALLY gets me a memory card for my camera I will also be getting some more sweet photography up, for all fans of my pictures of treez and flowahs <3 Look out for maybe even some literary works *le gaspe* YES I AM CEREAL!!!!

THREE MORE COMMISSION SPOTS ARE OPEN AND FIVE FREE SKETCHES.

~Plays Her Sitar

Featured Art

Considering this Whoopass CSS has a Campbell's can theme, we figured we would feature some artwork with the Campbell's Soup as the subject. Of course, without Mr. Warhol's iconic art - would all this exist?

]]> ~linawifeofL Free Sketches! http://linawifeofL.deviantart.com/journal/28121659/ http://linawifeofL.deviantart.com/journal/28121659/ Tue, 03 Nov 2009 09:14:43 PST D [link] (Commissions)

The first 10 people who comment on this journal will get a sketch, free. However, in return, you must offer 10 free sketches in your own journal. If you've already done Free Sketches, simply link the journal entry in your comment... You still qualify.

Have fun with this, it's a great way to pass your talents to your fans.

1. SatanicMomo (white kitty with a ribbon and a bell around her neck) DONE

2. PsychoticSoulReaper (kirin)

3. WonderPain

4. Love-Is-Suicide-4Ever (drawn picture of [link] This one will be a bitch to draw, I can tell already) DONE (and yes it was a bitch)

5. peanutandsoap (the good scientists blowing shit up) DONE

6. nixequeen45 (a few ocs as kids. I HATE DRAWING KIDS Dx)

7. Cassie (a Munchkin)

8. theFishWhisperer1 (Jamie and Billy arm wrestling)

9.

10.

You so want to pass on your talent.

]]> ~linawifeofL FRUFRUFRUFRUFRU http://linawifeofL.deviantart.com/journal/27996261/ http://linawifeofL.deviantart.com/journal/27996261/ Tue, 27 Oct 2009 14:30:11 PDT
Never have I felt this was about a cafe mocha

Updike's coffee on Post Road people, GO THERE. Support a local business

So anywho, update on all that has been going on.

a. I now have a small following of wonderfulicious freshmen. Hells to the yeah. What can I say, I just love the little bastards. They aren't very corrupted from the most part and if I can keep one kid off the needle or make them drop the knife from their wrists because I was a good friend and example towards them I'll have a life worth living.

b. I know I haven't been uploading much lately, partly because I'm lazy and mostly because the majority of the drawing that I do, I do in class. I've actually been paying attention and working in class. As such I have had little time to draw. But I'll see if I can't get some lil' things up for my wonderful watchers <3

c. Been preparing for OKTOBERFEST!!!! You are all coming. There is bratwurst and waffles. And you get to see me being dragged kicking and screaming from the cafeteria.

d. COMMISSIONS ARE STILL OPEN. Go here [link] (clicky) for info. Lina need monies for coffees and gum. ;-; I'M POOR STFU

e. SAMHAIN THIS SATURDAY!!!!!!!!!!! >w< So excited! I'm not sure if this could be managed but I'd dig a traditional celebration of feast, fire and fun! AND THEN WE SACRIFICE A GOAT!!!!! Okay maybe not that last part, but bonfires and food and looking into the future and communing with the spirits of the departed is all good. Anyone interested and have an idea of a good outdoor location where we can have a bonfire and not burn anything down? It could be like a potluck with everyone contributing some om noms and a story to tell :3 _{And a goat}

Is that all? Yeah think so.

TROGDOOOOOOOOR!!!!

]]> ~linawifeofL An Obituary http://linawifeofL.deviantart.com/journal/27765664/ http://linawifeofL.deviantart.com/journal/27765664/ Wed, 14 Oct 2009 15:45:14 PDT
He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as:
Knowing when to come in out of the rain
Why the early bird gets the worm
Life isnÂt always fair,

and maybe it was my fault. Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (donÂt spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge).

His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place.
Reports of a 6-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition. Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children.

He declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer sun lotion or an Aspirin to a student, but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the churches became businesses and criminals received better treatment than their victims. Common Sense took a beating when you couldnÂt defend yourself from a burglar in your own home without the burglar suing you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot, spilled a little in her lap and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents Truth and Trust, by his wife Discretion, his daughter Responsibility, and his son Reason. He is survived by his 4 stepbrothers: I Know My Rights; I Want It Now; Someone Else Is To Blame; and IÂm A Victim.

Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone.

If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.

(Printed in The London Times)

]]> ~linawifeofL Commissunz http://linawifeofL.deviantart.com/journal/27425344/ http://linawifeofL.deviantart.com/journal/27425344/ Sat, 26 Sep 2009 09:31:33 PDT
Cause Lina need some monies ._. And just cause I'm so sweet!

Anywho, here's how it'll go down (I'm cheap, don't worry):

Line art: 1$ (cause it be easy)

Pencil sketch: 3$

Colored: 5$

And additional things are...

Additional characters: 1$ per

Background: 3$ for pencil, 5$ for color (I HATE DRAWING BACKGROUNDS)

When commissioning, if you have a reference of what you want that would be splendid. I'll start with four open spaces.

1.

Inuit shaman lineart
2.
3.
4.

If you could manage to pay in cash that would be fabulouscious, if not PayPal, though someone will have to explain to me how it works first XP

BONUS COMMISSION ITEMS!!!!!

Other things I will be willing to make:

Mojo bags: 2.50-5$ (as supplies can be expensive, so it will depend on what it requires) Please explain what intent you want it to have before hand (to protect, to draw love, to cause peace, etc.)

Clubs:

]]> ~linawifeofL It Has Arrived... http://linawifeofL.deviantart.com/journal/27313878/ http://linawifeofL.deviantart.com/journal/27313878/ Sun, 20 Sep 2009 06:46:56 PDT
*sexy party ensues*

.............

*goes back to sleep*

Yeah, I'm bored XP I'm going to the grandparent's later but anybody wanna do something before or after that? I need mental stimulation caused by teh friendlies!

~Is Old Enough to Drive (Run and Hide)

Clubs:

]]> ~linawifeofL ProvostsGuardRp Rules and Posting http://linawifeofL.deviantart.com/journal/27187667/ http://linawifeofL.deviantart.com/journal/27187667/ Sun, 13 Sep 2009 10:12:43 PDT
Welcome to the roleplay based off of the Beka Cooper series by Tamora Pierce! If you have not read the series, all will be explained. The Provost's Guard is a sort of police force in a fantasy/medieval setting. They patrol the streets during the Morning, Day, Evening, and Night watch on the look out for Rats, or criminals. More often than not they will ignore the Mice, small-time filchers and what have you, and only hobble the real trouble makers. They collect bribes if the crime is not too heinous and group them all in the Happy Bag, the money received then being plowed back into the well-being of the Guard and the city. Full-fledged guardsmen/women are known as Dogs, trainees as Puppies. The Guard has a relationship with the Rogue, which every city has. The Rogue is in charge of all the illegal goings-on but is also the one who keeps together stores of food, clothing and other supplies for the city folk.

A Dog's uniform consists of a black tunic, black breeches, and black boots. They carry a two foot lead-cored baton and leather straps for hobbling (arresting) Rats. Dogs do not carry swords or other long blades because a. they require years of training to be wielded effectively, b. they are expensive to purchase and maintain, and c. they are a weapon that is effective on a battlefield setting, not for street brawls with Rats. You don't need much training to be able to whack somebody with a baton properly, they're tough so they don't break and cheap to replace if they do, and they're compact. Individual Dogs will carry additional items on their person. Puppy uniform is the same as Dog but with white trim on their tunic.

They talk funny, as this is medieval times, something like this: [link]

Magic in this universe does exist. People are born with the Gift, which manifests in different ways for different people. Some can shape shift, some can produce light, and many can cast spells if taught how. Magical creatures, however, are more often than not not present.

Rules

-No godmoding. This means being stronger than anyone else, being immortal (as in unable to be killed, character who are immortal as in they will live on and on UNLESS they are killed are fine), being able to get the upper hand in any situation, killing other people's characters without permission, controlling other people's characters in any way, etc. You will be called out if you do this.

-No metagaming. This is using information you know but your character couldn't possibly know, i.e. the names of other characters if they haven't revealed their name, other character's pasts and abilities if they haven't been brought up, etc.

-Don't force romance on other rpers. This is not a room meant for romance rps, but if it just happens over time that's fine. Just don't come into the room expecting it.

-Don't idle.

-Use brackets when speaking OOC.

-Be courteous to all other rpers.

-No Mary Sues. A Mary Sue is a perfect character who is beautiful, described in perfect terms, is inaccurate for the time period/area, who defies the laws of society without any punishment, who has guys falling at her feet all the time, and is overall annoying and too perfect for their own good. They more than likely have an overly depressing past doubtlessly including dead/abusive parents, or parents that abandoned her (as it is probably a her). Either everyone loves her unconditionally or, on the other extreme, they are hated for reasons she cannot control by everyone. They have insanely unique powers that are stronger than anyone elses, that are vaguely described, and are constantly changing. Wikipedia does a good job of explaining it, so read [link] Sues are the most hated of all creatures, even more so than clowns. You are required to take this quiz to see if your character is of the Sue variety: [link] If your character does not pass, modify it so that it does.

-This roleplay takes place in a medieval setting in the kingdom of Tortall, which is similar to Europe. The specific area they are in is similar to England. Please make sure your character fits in.

Classes

Deputy_Provost: Me. I kick ass.

Dogs: Guardsmen/women

Puppies: Trainees

Rats: criminals

Commoners: Just people

Mages: Mages

Character Sheet

Name:
Gender:
Age:
Race:
Height:
Hair: (length, color, style, etc.)
Eyes:
Face: (shape, features, etc.)
Body: (type, marks, etc.)
Apparel: (Clothing. If a Puppy... ]]> ~linawifeofL Here It Coooomes! http://linawifeofL.deviantart.com/journal/27133106/ http://linawifeofL.deviantart.com/journal/27133106/ Thu, 10 Sep 2009 13:47:58 PDT
MAH BIRFDAY

I still have no idea what I'm going to do other than go to the pow wow that weekend. Any suggestions? XP

And since I know you are all now fretting like crazy over what to get me (I wish) I shall post what makes me happy inside right here so I need not have to tell everyone all the time:

- T-shirts of my favorite things (Metalocalypse, sexy ladies, etc.)
- Gift art/commissions
- All things Indian

That pretty much sums it up xD I'm low maintenance and easy to provide for, just like my neighbor's fat yellah cat (brownie points for anyone who gets that).

So now for a basic life update! As you can see I have started posting things once again, as I have to pass class time doing something. I'm getting better and better at gesture work!

Hooray for improvement!

Classes are all going good, I'm settling down into the school year quite nicely.

Damn there really isn't anything much to say...xD Hi y'all!

~For the Lulz

Clubs:

]]> ~linawifeofL Get Me Out of Here. Period. http://linawifeofL.deviantart.com/journal/27060877/ http://linawifeofL.deviantart.com/journal/27060877/ Sun, 06 Sep 2009 19:08:39 PDT
]]> ~linawifeofL Pow Wow Adventuuuures! http://linawifeofL.deviantart.com/journal/27040477/ http://linawifeofL.deviantart.com/journal/27040477/ Sat, 05 Sep 2009 18:03:13 PDT

and her mom and it was EPIC WIIIIIN.

It was an inter-tribal thing so there were all kinds of people from all over, and the vendors were selling the best stuff for very reasonable prices! Most things would have cost nearly double elsewhere. (and btw, you don't need to be eighteen to buy a knife

You can bet I did!) I met a friend of Tay's, Quiet Dancer, who I don't think liked me very much xD; I liked her though! She was so grandmotherly. I got to meet some chiefs too, I felt so honored! :'D And I saw the guy from the Native Sons jewelry store, bought a bone choker from him. You can bet I look like sex in it.

And OMGGGGGGGGGG there was this dancer guy there who was THE TASTIEST HUNK OF MAN MEAT I have ever seen

He had a scalplock and was shirtless THE WHOLE TIME and had muscles and dark skin and MUSCLES and Jesus Christ he was delicious. And you could tell he knew it with his 'I'm a tough serious warrior' attitude

Me and Tay's mom spent most of the time drooling over him and plotting to take him home with us.

And I got to dance! Oh yes I did. Though according to Tay I dance like a man xDDD Though I think it is quite fitting. I like the men's dances better anyhow.

Man meat...taaaaasty tasty candy man...

The next one that I know of is actually coming up my birthday weekend!

You can bet I'll be there. The entire time I'll be pretending that everyone came to celebrate me and they just don't know it yet xD Who wants to go wif meeeeee?!

So yeah...what up.

~Lusts Over Red Men

]]> ~linawifeofL Today and How It Went http://linawifeofL.deviantart.com/journal/26963216/ http://linawifeofL.deviantart.com/journal/26963216/ Tue, 01 Sep 2009 17:37:24 PDT
I got a bunch of awesomesauce teachers, cept for Dore nyeeeeeh wasn't freshman year enough?! I got both Sullivans, both of which are BADASS, and I got Paine the most epic art teacher evahs for art, Miss Piss-On-Me isn't my advisor any more, and I actually got friends in Environmental Science! Fluffy, Zexy and Sam the Buddhist (he is win).

I'm actually happy to be back in school and have teachers that I like and have something to do again!

Just watch my tone change once they start handing out the homework lol.

Unfortunately, outside of German (with Mother and Mikey), Environmental Science (with the above mentioned), and Advisory and Art (both with Cassie), I'm all lones friend-wise. Maybe I'll meet people, yay human interaction!

I know my uploading speed lately has been kinda sloooooow, but I'll be getting some new stuff up soon (gotta pass class time somehow, am I right?). Maybe I'll even start uploading Literature pieces again (le gaspe!). I know I don't as much as I promise, and it is entirely because of the reason that I'm too fucking lazy to do all that typing. That is the entire reason. No joke.

So yeah, how'd everyone else's first day go?

~Your Face

OH BTW!!!! NK people, I got an idea of maybe forming a club! 8D

Ideas:
-Paranormal Club (for people who like ghosts and shit)
-Fantasy Club (for people who like nerdy fantasy shit)
-Larp Club (for larping)

Tell me what you think!

]]> ~linawifeofL Make It Go Away http://linawifeofL.deviantart.com/journal/26950034/ http://linawifeofL.deviantart.com/journal/26950034/ Tue, 01 Sep 2009 03:42:47 PDT
It's today.

My bus gets here in like...

Fifteen minutes.

I DUN WANNA GOOOOOOOOO

I wanna stay here and waste all my time roleplaying endlessly about gypsies who want to kill each other and sexy gay Indians and moronic pirates and all that stuff I love so much!

But no, it is not to be. I must unwillingly return to the institute of learning. ;-; _Mommy.

But do not fret, I will be here in the after school hours, at least until mom kicks me off earlier than I'm used to cause I need to get enough sleep blah blah blah I wanna stay up late and watch Metalocalypse goddamn it!

Oh, and the downstairs AC is broken. It compensates by making the top floor FREEZING COLD.

Anyone wanna come enjoy the Arctic wasteland?

I dun wanna go I dun wanna go I dun wanna go...

~Doesn't Wanna Goooooo

]]> ~linawifeofL Last Hurrah http://linawifeofL.deviantart.com/journal/26935186/ http://linawifeofL.deviantart.com/journal/26935186/ Mon, 31 Aug 2009 12:02:59 PDT
Well some guy is here helping to fix the circut breaker or something, so of course my parents are calmly listening to his advice and helping out every now and then to help the job go more smoothly, all engaging in pleasant conversation to make the time go by and having a couple of laughs, just like people normally do when they call someone in to help them perform a household service. PAHAHAHAHAHAHA JUST KIDDING my dad's being a fucking dick! I FUCKING LOOOOOOOOVE LIVING HERE. -_- Everyone needs to die a lot. Except for the repair guy, he didn't do anything to wrong me.

So, anyone else bored as Hell? Willing to share any last day of summer stories? Can I borrow a quarter to call my dying mother?! (kudos if you catch the reference there)

~Glorp

]]> ~linawifeofL Photoshop Elements! http://linawifeofL.deviantart.com/journal/26839862/ http://linawifeofL.deviantart.com/journal/26839862/ Wed, 26 Aug 2009 15:45:20 PDT

And have absolutely no idea how to use it XP If anyone could help me out on that front, that'd be greaaaaaat.

Well the contest closed on Sunday, and as she was the only one who entered, =scarlet-tears3 wins by default. She gets to make me do whatever the fuck she wants as reward!

Hm what else I have to say...my schedule got fixed. So far I have:

Advisory in the cafeteria
Environmental science with Fluffy
Civics and gym with Maranda, both of which are second semester

That's pretty much all the interesting stuff.

I'm bored...and tired...and tired of being bored...I almost can't wait for school to start, though I know that feeling will go away real fast the first time I have to wake up at 5:45.

So yeah, how are you all doing?

~Gloorgh

]]> ~linawifeofL Shmedule http://linawifeofL.deviantart.com/journal/26762485/ http://linawifeofL.deviantart.com/journal/26762485/ Sat, 22 Aug 2009 20:21:04 PDT Day 1 Period 2: Advisory with Miss Piss-On-Me
Day 1 Period 3: US History 1 (this was a mistake in the schedule, it should be US History 2, so this will be resolved and probably result in major schedule changes)
Day 1 Period 4: British Literature
Day 2 Period 1: German!

Dy 2 Period 2: Advisory with that same bitch
Day 2 Period 3: Psychology semester 1, Civics semester 2
Day 2 Period 4: Foundations of Art and Design semester 1, GYM THE ASSHOLE OF SATAN semester 2
Period 5 both days: Algebra 2

Oh come on, math every day AGAIN?! At least it means a shorter class.

CONTEST ENTRIES DUE TOMORROW PPL YEAH K THNX

]]> ~linawifeofL Blargh http://linawifeofL.deviantart.com/journal/26666912/ http://linawifeofL.deviantart.com/journal/26666912/ Tue, 18 Aug 2009 08:38:06 PDT
So let's see, what's been up with me...went to see Ponyo Friday, FUJIMOTO FTW. I love that crazy wizard/scientist man with his magic rainbow bubbles. So cosplaying as him to con.

Then Saturday went to Old Sturbridge Villiage with my mom and aunt, LIVING HISTORY MORE FTW. Some guy thought mom and Melinda were lesbians xDDDD I lawled. Oh, and fours words: nineteenth century breast pump. Made of glass. No I do not know how it worked. Yes I did point and snicker.

And there was this entire artilery section, SOOOOOO MANY GIANT BADASS GUNS BUY ME THEM FOR MAH BIRFDAY.

And horses whose shoulders came up past my head. THEY WERE MONSTERS. Also want.

Then yesterday me and mom went to the farmer's market and there was a British lady selling English cakes and one was Scottish whiskey cake and it was NOMS and we talked about baking and flowers and it was fuuuun.

Now we are down to today...I am bored ._. very. And hungry. And I'm sick of eating toaster sluts Dx we need foooood.

So yeah...how are you guys?

~Bored to Tears

EDIT: Entries so far

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]]> ~linawifeofL Updataaaaaage http://linawifeofL.deviantart.com/journal/26516196/ http://linawifeofL.deviantart.com/journal/26516196/ Mon, 10 Aug 2009 22:18:58 PDT

I gotta take a piss...damn you Murderface and your talk of piss...

So cheahs, updating on stuff. Not much to say...on Saturday me and Maranda went to the food libraries (or 'grocery store', for those of you who are less Metalocalypse-inclined) and ran around the isles singing Take On Me and quoting Metalocalypse and taking pictures of ourselves holding boxes of condoms and then laughing and singing Too High For the Supermarket while buying corn and...yeah.

It was so fucking fun. We must do it again.

Crappachino.

So other than that I have been stuck at home bored off my ass. If anyone wants to do stuff I will gladly accept.

As for those of you who have payed any attention to my less than active fanfiction.net account, SubRosaTriad, expect to see some action in the near future! You see, the other night as I was laying in bed, tossing and turning and desperately trying to get comfortable enough to fall asleep even though my room was just too warm for me to, I was perturbed by a horrid crouching figure hunched over me, putrid yellow eyes boring soullessly down into my very core, face pulled into a grousome grinning mask. This was my mind. This nightmarish manifestation then proceeded to wretch a dripping stinking gunk-thing onto my own tired visage before vanishing into the night. Once I finished using my t-shirt to wipe this slime away with a grimace of disgust, I realized it to be an idea for a fan fiction that will invariably be barraged mercilessly with flame after flame from the floor scum that is trolls as well as endless rants of criticism from tightasses about how ridiculous the plot is and what Mary Sues the original characters are.

The first chapter will be up soon.

As for other stuff...I'll be getting Photoshop soon yaaaaay. Was supposed to have it a few days ago but I can wait.

I'm Pickles the drummer and I'm singing in this song and I'm drunk and...fuck you, I'm really, really drunk and I'm gonna...I'm gonna go lay down now...

~Wants to Get a Life

]]> ~linawifeofL CONTEEEST!!!! http://linawifeofL.deviantart.com/journal/26377146/ http://linawifeofL.deviantart.com/journal/26377146/ Tue, 04 Aug 2009 09:46:10 PDT
Well so I was chillin'...like...bored...and tired...and void of human contact...and was thinking about how much I hate the terror that is MARY SUUUUES *thunder and lighting in background*

And so I am going to make a contest for drawing the Sueiest Sue you can Sue :'D Let us hope someone actually joins this time!

Okay, rules and shit:

You are to draw a picture of the Suiest Mary Sue you can possibly manage. They can be a oh-look-at-me-I'm-so-beautiful-and-perfect Sue, a oh-my-life-is-so-depressing-pity-me Sue, a I-can-do-everything-godmode Sue, a warrior-princess-mage-godchild-super-destined-for-great-shit Sue, a has-a-million-fugly-babies-with-everyone Sue...you get the point, a horrifically Suey Sue. You draw and you post.

And since every Sue of course has a Suey Suey story filled with dead parents and angst, in the comments you write a little summary of your Sue :3

Yay Sue bashing! Cause it had to be done.

As for the winner, you get to make me do whatever the fuck you want. Draw you a picture, walk your dog, dump your husband's body in the river, whatever you want me to do I shall do!

All entries must be submitted by mmmmmmm the fifteenth, that should give everyone enough time.

So yeah...pick up your pencils and DRAW DEM SUES CHILDREN!!!!! AWAAAAAAAY!!!

~Sleep Deprived

]]> ~linawifeofL Sunday? Really? You Sure? http://linawifeofL.deviantart.com/journal/26343193/ http://linawifeofL.deviantart.com/journal/26343193/ Mon, 03 Aug 2009 08:38:22 PDT
So yeah, here I sit on my rump, bored as Hell. Blargle frargle. If anybody wants to do something tomorrow may you speak now or forever hold your peace.

As you wonderful few who follow my deviations may have noticed, I have started drawing things in a cartoon-y style. Partly because it is fun and I can do humorous things with the expressions and whatnot and partly because it is easy. And don't worry, moar treez and flowahs shall be posted (eventually) along with all those other ongoing projects (eventually) and also awesome pictures of bugs as well, which I am becoming addicted to taking (also eventually).

Ehehehehehe Psychostick this Tuesday

But since my mom is a FAGGOT, since she learned that they are performing at Club 'Hell' (seriously, this is the only reason why) she has knocked the yes to taking me and Maranda down to a maybe -_- Fuck you mom.

Been doing a lot of stuff with me and the wonderful and lovely

's characters lately...if you want me to do something I'm open to commisions.

Btw...Skwisgaar and Toki are so gay for each other. Insanely. Expect slash fan art in the near future. Hells to the yeahs.

~The Bored Pirate Queen

EDIT: My mom will not be taking me and Maranda to see Psychostick because she is a FUCKING SLUT-FACED HO-BAG DICKWEED MOTHERFUCKING SHITBITCH WHO ALREADY SAID SHE WOULD TAKE US AND THEN CHANGED HER MIND WHICH MAKES HER A LIAR TOO.

]]> ~linawifeofL Pow Wow! http://linawifeofL.deviantart.com/journal/26235227/ http://linawifeofL.deviantart.com/journal/26235227/ Tue, 28 Jul 2009 14:21:36 PDT w< Me going! *gets her raep kit* Bwuhahahaha...

So if anybody wants to tag along if only to get out of the house and have some fun with teh friendlies, tell me! Rides are first come first serve. It's here in NK so unless you're in J-town it'll only be a few minute drive.

Oh! And Psychostick is performing in Danbury, Connt. this Thursday for $10 per person, if anyone else loves them to death. My mom is a fag and so won't bring me cause of stupid nonsensical mom logic but does not mean I cannot inform others so that they may enjoy their awesomeness. More info on their website, psychostick.com.

I ONLY LOVE MONEY AND ORANGES. *has spent five hours reading One Piece*

~Needs a Life

EDIT: PSYCHOSTICK IS COMING TO RI IN AUGUST GAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!! *dies*

]]> ~linawifeofL AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH *puts head through wall* http://linawifeofL.deviantart.com/journal/26193991/ http://linawifeofL.deviantart.com/journal/26193991/ Sun, 26 Jul 2009 15:59:33 PDT [link] Pretty much how I feel.

So yeah, GEYAAAAAAAAAAAH I'M SO FUCKING BORED I WANT TO RIP MY ARM OFF WITH MY TEETH JUST TO HAVE SOMETHING MODERATELY EXCITING IF PAINFUL TO DO!!!!!!

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!!!

I haven't left the house since FRIDAY because no one can take me anywhere because my parents have been busy fixing THREE of our vehicles and trying to kill the wasps that have eaten into my room's wall (which means I have been sleeping on the not-so-comfy couch) and so I have been stuck on my ass HERE.

Internet gets very very boring after a while, then you just want to GO DO STUFF but you CAN'T because no one can TAKE YOU *tears out hair* There's nothing good on tv anymore, there is nothing interesting within easy walking distance of my house, my drive to draw or write is plllllllph so can't do that and I! JUST! WANT! TO! DO! STUFF! RAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!!

So please...if anybody wants to hang out...TELL ME. Before I diiiiiiie.

Also, tooootally off topic, a question. What program do you use to make like avatars and stuff and how can I get it?

So yeah, SAVE ME!!!!! Dx

~Bored to Tears

]]> ~linawifeofL You the Viewer Decide! http://linawifeofL.deviantart.com/journal/26126963/ http://linawifeofL.deviantart.com/journal/26126963/ Thu, 23 Jul 2009 20:37:12 PDT
Viewer: MOAR PICTURES OF TREEZ!!!!

YOU WANT MOAR TREEZ DON'T YOU?! THAT IS WHAT YOU WANT ISN'T IT?! >D TREEZ AND FLOWAHS!!

Well too bad

Treez aren't an option.

Unless you really really want them.

Here are the three things I am doing and you tell me which you want:

-More cryptozoology theories

-More chapters on the fluffy Indian vampire shonen-ai story

-More Clarice is shexy dress sphere designs

So yew tell me which of these three you want, or be like 'Lina you tard we want moar treez.'

~Photographer of Treez

EDIT: THE VOTES SO FAR

Theories: 0
Indian vampire gay fluff: 1
Dress sphere pronz: 0
Lina is a tard for thinking we would want anything but moar pictures of treez and flowahs: 4
Genetically enhanced tampons: 1

]]> ~linawifeofL Asians in Disguise! http://linawifeofL.deviantart.com/journal/25979743/ http://linawifeofL.deviantart.com/journal/25979743/ Thu, 16 Jul 2009 07:24:31 PDT I know because it happened in my dream last night. I must warn the world.

It was a really cool dream.

And also, apparently all Vietnamese prisoners IN AMERICA (Yu-Gi-Oh the abridged series reference there) are kept in facilities where they can easily sneak out at night by picking their locks and jumping a ten foot fence. My dream told me so.

.......And then there were some magicians and shoes and tour buses and a ghost and the Battle of Yorktown and a reindeer sweater and my history teacher and my grandma and a bunch of other weird-but-fun crap. But all after the REALLY cool part with the Transformers and the Asians. Hot Asians are hot.

Sexy girls want your anus. (Quote from the dream)

~Should Stop Watching Tv Right Before Bed

]]> ~linawifeofL Mmmfhmmfh http://linawifeofL.deviantart.com/journal/25937546/ http://linawifeofL.deviantart.com/journal/25937546/ Tue, 14 Jul 2009 08:36:28 PDT
Being on anethsesia is cool xD It's like 'Woah we're done already?'

Wish I could eat ;-; Haven't had anything since yesterday and ME IS HUNGRY. HURRY UP AND HEAL, MOUTH.

So yeah, whatever.

~Mumflemmmph

]]> ~linawifeofL YES I GOT FIRED YEAAAAAAAH!!!!!!! http://linawifeofL.deviantart.com/journal/25919804/ http://linawifeofL.deviantart.com/journal/25919804/ Mon, 13 Jul 2009 12:22:42 PDT
Only sad thing being now I won't be able to work wif my friends ;-; sob sob.

Okay, so question...Anyone know of any job openings that don't make me want to kill myself at the end of the day? xD

~Jobless and Damn Happy About It

]]> ~linawifeofL Teeth Yanking http://linawifeofL.deviantart.com/journal/25915041/ http://linawifeofL.deviantart.com/journal/25915041/ Mon, 13 Jul 2009 08:06:59 PDT
I actually like being alone a helluva lot better than being with someone, lemme tell yah, no one hanging over my shoulder all the time! SO FREE! Even if I am still slow as all get out xD Hey, I'm better than nothing.

So tomorrow I am getting my wisdom teeth yanked out, fun. (They won't even let me have them back! D8< Fuckers) Then I'll be at home whimpering and recovering until Friday, when I will get my first PAYCHECK *holy music plays* Ima buy we a webcam :'D

So yeah, that pretty much covers the important stuff...bleh.

~Owns Your Soul

]]> ~linawifeofL WORK MUST DIE A LOT http://linawifeofL.deviantart.com/journal/25862660/ http://linawifeofL.deviantart.com/journal/25862660/ Fri, 10 Jul 2009 14:52:02 PDT
I mentioned how the Holiday Inn is like, crazy understaffed, right? Well today a bunch of people were off and two more had to leave early, and so it was me, Maria and Gisele to do EVERYTHING that we were assigned and that those people had to do and hadn't finished.

Being the newbie, I am really more of a hinderance than a help, especially when it comes to bed making (which I suck severely at), and so we were all freaking out and I finally got so stressed that I went into the bathroom and broke out crying, then proceeding to have a panic attack and forty five minute weep fest. I NEVER CRY. EVER. And when I do, never for even nearly that long! IT WAS SO FUCKING SCARY!!!! Dx

But I got meself calmed down eventually and we were all done at 5, half an hour after I was supposed to have left. My feet are so sore I can hardly hobble.

And tomorrow is Saturday, the busiest day of the week. It is also one of the days of the Art Festival, which will make us even busier. It is also my first day working alone. Fuck my life.

So what I am trying to say is...people who have said you will apply, DO IT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! All these problems stem from the fact that we have not nearly enough workers, WE NEED YOU!!!!!! D:

I know Xiggy has applied (I heart you forevers and evers), and I don't know if Roxas, Axel or Demyx have yet, BUT YOU GOTTA!!!! D8 The Orgy is needed! Plus we can has uber funs together, work is much less difficult with friends :3

~Tired and Sore and Broken in Spirit

]]> ~linawifeofL I Can Has Footrub? http://linawifeofL.deviantart.com/journal/25797869/ http://linawifeofL.deviantart.com/journal/25797869/ Tue, 07 Jul 2009 14:04:17 PDT D And my coworker crew is AWESOME, consisting of a Russian lady who trained me today (and will be off for a month tomorrow :< sad), my Columbian boss who calls me honey all the time, a Southern hickish looking woman, a very ADHD lady and a dude who is basically a white TREE (very tall young man) with long blonde hair. CHEAHS WE BE BAWLIN' MAH BITCEZ AND HOS.

So we was assigned like twenty rooms, Luiza and me, and it took from 8:30 to about 3:45 to finish them all

sorry for being new Luey! But DAMN housekeeping is harder than it looks, lemme tell yah. So many little details, and changing sheets on the beds takes FOREVER. *now hates sheets* But fortunately someone was bomb enough to make the wonderful rule of 'If it doesn't look dirty, it's not so don't clean it.' That rule is my SAVING GRACE, PEOPLE. Not to mention that when I am finally no longer in need of training and am let off the leash to do as I please, I can looligag and cut corners even more!

Oh what fun. But you do have to do it right, cause Monica (boss) checks and if you don't done right SHE BRING DOWN THE COLUMBIAN WAR HAMMER RAAAAAAWRGHHHH. And so my fear of being yelled at makes me do good anywho xD;

I will miss Luiza. She shared her tips and peppers with me. They were very sweet, almost like apples, really.

Now BIG BADASS ANNOUNCEMENT FOR PEOPLES WHO KNOW ME IN MEAT SPACE. The Holiday Inn is VERY understaffed for housekeeping, thus why I need work so long and get tired and feet hurt. So anyone who is looking for a summer job, APPLY THERE FIRST. DO IT. _{Dooooo eeeeet.}

Plus we can have laundry bin races during our lunch breaks or whatever :'D It'll be an adventure Charlie!

So come on y'all, help a friend out and get paid for it ^w^ It is hard work, but it's worth it and once you get the hang of it it isn't so bad, as well as getting exercise out of it.

......The houseman is hot. There's some more motivation.

NOW APPLY.

~The All Mighty Bringer of Doom

]]> ~linawifeofL SUPER SPECIAL AWESOME AMAZING!!!! http://linawifeofL.deviantart.com/journal/25767900/ http://linawifeofL.deviantart.com/journal/25767900/ Mon, 06 Jul 2009 11:04:31 PDT
The lady who called didn't speak English good and it was adorable >w< She was like "Is eleven good mebe?" and I was like "Uh huh." and she was like "Oke I wait for you, honey." and I was like *splodes and dies*

So LINA GON BE MAKIN MONEH!!!! OH TEH DOLLAZ!!!

Well because of job *giggles excitedly* I might not be able to be on as much as I usually would be, but cause of my age I probably won't be working very many hours a day anyways, and hopefully not on weekends! *still likes those a lot*

But man, I'll be making my own money! I mean...this is such a cool feeling, this must be like what eleven year old girls going to work in the dangerous machenery-filled, deafening, stuffy unsafe textile mills in the early twentieth century felt like!

So yush, wish me luck, and maybe I'll keep some stacks on deck for you *swishes pimp cape and struts off into the night*

~Your God

EDIT: I GOT THE JOB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 8D I will be working five days a week including weekends and will be on call for one day, one day off. I work from 8:30 until I'm done with all my rooms, so the quicker the better. Hope I get paid weekly so I get money SOON!!!

]]> ~linawifeofL Ask a Character http://linawifeofL.deviantart.com/journal/25758438/ http://linawifeofL.deviantart.com/journal/25758438/ Sun, 05 Jul 2009 17:32:48 PDT Just be nice about it, kaysies?

Queen of Your Ass, Lina <3

]]> ~linawifeofL WARNING MAJOR LOLS http://linawifeofL.deviantart.com/journal/25692479/ http://linawifeofL.deviantart.com/journal/25692479/ Thu, 02 Jul 2009 10:29:42 PDT [link]

THE WORLD WILL KNEEL BEFORE US!!!!

As well as Mansex.

~Lina/Rakushinu/Li-chan

]]> ~linawifeofL Mikey?! http://linawifeofL.deviantart.com/journal/25544919/ http://linawifeofL.deviantart.com/journal/25544919/ Thu, 25 Jun 2009 16:01:30 PDT
~Lina/Rakushinu/Li-chan

]]> ~linawifeofL Firefox and Work http://linawifeofL.deviantart.com/journal/25542378/ http://linawifeofL.deviantart.com/journal/25542378/ Thu, 25 Jun 2009 14:58:46 PDT

So as the title suggests, I now have Firefox (FINALLY!!!!!) and it so pwns Safari's ass. Like so fucking hard it does pwn it.

And the other thing in that thar title is WORK. Oh yes, work, that thing that makes you shudder and feel all queasy on the inside. Well I'm looking for it. Chambermaid position, to be exact. In the last two days I've applied to seven hotels for a housekeeping position, at least one of which I know is hiring. Now just waiting for a call, wish me luck! The only two real roadblocks I have is a. no job experience and b. I'm fifteen. But the pluses are a. no one wants to work in a hotel during the summer so hotels are desperate for employees b. no marks on my record c. I speak English and are a citizen (JUST SAYING, DON'T FLAME ME) and d. I got some good references who can vouch for my responsibleness and hard workingness (when it is something I want to do I work hard. I want to get money and as thus will work.) So yeah, just waiting now! Eeeeeeeeee MONEH!!! Tis not the money itself, but the nice things it buys that allures me.

Might be uploading some literary stuff, especially if I have nothing better to do. Look out for stuff from me!

~Lina/Rakushinu/Li-chan

]]> ~linawifeofL AWOL http://linawifeofL.deviantart.com/journal/25448862/ http://linawifeofL.deviantart.com/journal/25448862/ Sun, 21 Jun 2009 08:07:28 PDT
~Lina/Rakushinu/Li-chan

]]> ~linawifeofL SMILE AMERICA!!! http://linawifeofL.deviantart.com/journal/24941524/ http://linawifeofL.deviantart.com/journal/24941524/ Mon, 25 May 2009 11:40:20 PDT
Yeah, sadness is contagious and when you are sad it spreads like the common cold ;-; And everyone seems to be sad lately! Which makes others sad, which is not fun! >.<

Like, it's not easy to get happy if you're upset all the time, no one has a ' Press for Positivity' button installed on them anywhere (though that would be really cool), but c'mon people, is TRYING to MAYBE do something to cheer yourself up A LITTLE too hard?

So I try to help :'D *prepares for the onslaught of emo comments telling me how much of a deuche I am*

1. Get off the computer and go somewhere. Finish reading this journal and go out somewhere. Go to the pet store and watch the hypnotic swimming of the fishies, walk around your neighborhood, catch a movie, read a book on the back porch, do SOMETHING that does not involve a pixilated screen and your house.

2. Hang out with someone. No, online friends do NOT count. This is going to be hard for the more anti-social of you, and this is where developing social skills becomes impertinent for you. REMEMBER: YOU WILL BE DEALING WITH PEOPLE FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE. LEARN GOOD PEOPLE SKILLS EARLY ON. Invite a friend or two over to watch a crappy movie and laugh over all the ways it sucks, go to the zoo and feed leaves to the giraffes when no one is looking then run away giggling about your deviousness. Anything is more enjoyable when you have someone to do it with.

3. Do some work. Yes, that thing that makes you cringe just by thinking about it. Do your homework or clean up your room, it might not be the most fun thing in the world but then you can look at your room all tricked out and your assignments done and feel good because you know your hard work got it done. DO SOMETHING THAT GIVES YOU A FEELING OF SELF-WORTH. Maybe do some volunteer work if you feel inspired to do so, or cook something, or sew up your torn clothes, of tear up your good clothes, long story short, ACCOMPLISH SOMETHING. It always feels good to look at a positive thing you did and say 'I did that.'

4. Don't make excuses. "I don't have money to go anywhere." "No one's free to hang out." "I don't know how to cook or sew or do any of those other stupid things you mentioned." This is the biggest bringer-down of trying to get happy: making excuses as to why you can't. THERE IS NO EXCUSE. The only one bringing you down is YOU. No matter how friendless or talentless or rideless you think you are, there is always something you can do. Feed crumbs to the pigeons, doodle all over your notebook, there is always a good way to supply yourself with something to do.

Try to refrain from video games, unless you're doing it with a friend. This may add to the feeling of lonliness and emo, especially if you're stuck on the same level or area. Dungeons and Dragons is always a good way for you and your friends to get together in a healthy environment complete with wizard costumes and Doritos. And don't be afraid to strike up conversations with strangers, unless they're busy, don't feel like talking, there isn't a conversation opening, or they're deuchebags. Some of the most memorable and pleasant conversations I can remember involved people I had never even seen before.

Well...so yeah, totally xD; hope this helps at least somebody!

~Lina/Rakushinu/Li-chan

]]> ~linawifeofL MUST READ http://linawifeofL.deviantart.com/journal/24876698/ http://linawifeofL.deviantart.com/journal/24876698/ Thu, 21 May 2009 16:09:32 PDT [link] Everyone in the world SO has to read this. Please copy and paste into a journal titled 'MUST READ'

On an unrelated note, do the ReDead from Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time and Majora's Mask make anyone else piss their pants or is that just me?

~Lina/Rakushinu/Li-chan

]]> ~linawifeofL Merry Go Round http://linawifeofL.deviantart.com/journal/24860149/ http://linawifeofL.deviantart.com/journal/24860149/ Wed, 20 May 2009 16:37:25 PDT
Almost done with my bunny project, and YES MARANDA I DID DRAW YOU A FLUFFEH BUNNEH! IT FLUFFEH! AND FLUFFEH! I just have to draw an angora, maybe add some pictures and label shit, and do a bibliography, which will be difficult cause most of this I got from Wikipedia, which we technically aren't supposed to use as a source cause it's unreliable ;w; YOU CAN'T STOP OUR LOOOOOVE!

Then I have to make my backboard for History Day, mine's on the Trail of Tears. So I get to draw Ayita and Chea cuddling to post on it and it'll just look like they're huddling for warmth, not being gay! >8D SECRET YAOI!

Me: And here's two members of the Cherokee nation trying to keep each other warm during the bitter cold night.

Mason: It looks like they're making out...

Me: Well maybe they are. Can't a couple show compassion for each other in these times of trial?

Mason: Are they both guys?

Me: What, and I suppose you think they're having sex too, gay sex, huh?

Mason: It does look like they're-

Me: JESUS MASON, BE MORE INTOLERANT, GOD! *rips picture off poster and runs*

Lol crack xD So yeah, and after that I think I got most all my major projects done.

Also been summer job hunting yaaay! Looking to work at Bagelz if they need help, if anyone knows anywhere just say so.

ANYONE ELSE WANT ME TO DRAW SOMETHING?!

~Lina/Rakushinu/Li-chan

]]> ~linawifeofL If You Could Only Seeeeeee http://linawifeofL.deviantart.com/journal/24817009/ http://linawifeofL.deviantart.com/journal/24817009/ Mon, 18 May 2009 05:51:46 PDT
In bio, done printing out pics for a project on BUNNEHS 8D SO FLUFFEH AND CUTE RSGRDGHRSGYSRY *overspazzes and dies* Hyper blah.

So been uploading more stuff lately, will get more done once I finish this project and the poster board for History so I won't have to think about them any more.

And might as well throw it out there...

ANYBODY WANT ME TO DRAWN THEM ANYTHING?!

~Lina/Rakushinu/Li-chan

]]> ~linawifeofL Five Minute Rant http://linawifeofL.deviantart.com/journal/24750177/ http://linawifeofL.deviantart.com/journal/24750177/ Thu, 14 May 2009 08:00:41 PDT
All right. The shizzle?

I HATE NEWBS. Not noobs as in new people getting their footing, I love nooblets. I am talking people who all they do is whine and bitch and moan about how nobody listens to/likes/cares about them and are always writing crappy ass emo poems and have usernames with a gillion unnesceccary 'X's and numbers and always have Japanese words in them or the words 'angel, demon, wolf, vampire' in them or are something like 'LovedByNoOne' and say bullshit like 'I want to rip off my arm and write with the blood on the wall' like that'll get them attention or whatever. Yeah, ever think that maybe that's the reason why no one ever talks to you? Or maybe it's cause you always sit in the corner by yourself wondering why people don't go out of their way to approach you when it seems that you are attempting to be antisocial. And all their shit (journals, info, etc.) ALWAYS is bringing up just how pitious their life is, like making journal after pointless journal where all it is is "Everybody hates me.................no one pays attention to me...............I just want to die............" except I can guarantee you the grammer would not be nearly that correct. And they bring these little emo notions into every single situation that has nothing to do with it! "Hey, you like sports?" "No, I suck at sports and the other kids in gym class always pick me last for teams because they hate me so I prefer reading because I know a lot of stuff from reading but no one ever listens to me when I try to tell them what I know, I'm just a stupid little bastard." WHAT THE FUCK?!?! Maybe the reason people don't want to hear what you have to say is because you don't know anything, ever think about that? Or maybe it's because they know that the majority of the conversation will consist of you constantly bringing up what a shitty life you have and how no one would miss you if you were gone and blah blah blah I give a fuck. You aren't the first teenager in the history of the world to ever feel out of place or insecure or whatever so SHUT THE FUCK UP. "No one in the world could ever understand how I feel!" Bullshit. All emo bitches feel exactly the same way; your case is not special. Let me pick out any chatroom on this sight and it will have AT THE LEAST one person who feels and acts just like you. Most of these people don't even have anything good to complain about! "Other people have tons of friends and I have none." And by none you mean six, right? Well guess what. I know people with drug addict parents, no income and so are in constant threat of eviction, serious medical conditions, and highly unstable family lives, and yet they still manage to go through the day without posting a journal about the dark abysmal pit that is their soul or scratching themself with a paper clip and calling it 'cutting'. And what about those people who aren't even depressed at all, who write stories about killing themselves and go and sit alone in the corner and reject others when they try to act kindly towards them and yet say nobody cares when they are the ones rejecting kindness and compassion, and yet if you're around them at home of whatever where they throw off the mask and you see what they're really like, they aren't even that mad at the world! They're just fucking attenetion whores who want people to feel sorry for them. "No I don't!" Yes you do. Shut the fuck up. And you know what? If you talk about death and killing yourself all the time, how come you're still alive huh? If you really were so intent on dying you would have no excuse. "No one would care if I died." I honestly hope you are right, but chances are that your friends and family would be deeply grieved and distressed by your death. But with any luck you're right and nobody gives a shit about you. I know I don't.

And so concludes my newb rant. That felt really good XDDDD

~Lina/Rakushinu/Li-chan

]]> ~linawifeofL Tag http://linawifeofL.deviantart.com/journal/24445893/ http://linawifeofL.deviantart.com/journal/24445893/ Sun, 26 Apr 2009 12:56:21 PDT
Add up the x's to see how old you act.

[ ] You know how to make a pot of coffee.
[ ] You keep track of dates using a calendar. (A what?)
[ ] You own a credit card.
[ ] You know how to change the oil in a car. (Dad should teach me xD

[ ] You've done your own laundry. [CANT DO xD lol]
[ ] You can vote in an election.
[x] You can cook for yourself.
[x] You think politics are interesting.

TOTAL SO FAR: 2 (yay im pathetic! :'D)

[ ] You show up for school late a lot.
[x] You always carry a pen/pencil in your bag/purse/pocket. [>.> so...?]
[ ] You've never gotten a detention. [Only once xD]
[x] You have forgotten your own birthday. [sadly xD]
[x] You like to take walks by yourself.
[x] You know what credibility means, without looking it up.
[ ] You drink caffeine at least once a week.

TOTAL SO FAR: 6

[x] You know how to do the dishes.
[x] You can count to 10 in another language.
[x] When you say you're going to do something you usually do it. [usually >.>]
[ ] You can mow the lawn.
[x] You study even when you don't have to. (depends what I'm studying)
[x] You have hand washed a car before. [its fun to play with the hose xD]

TOTAL SO FAR: 12

[x] You can spell experience, without looking it up.
[ ] The people at Starbucks know you by name. (Starbucks is gay. And not in a fun way.)
[x] Your favorite kind of food is take out.
[ ] You can go to the store without getting something you don't need. (Lol Lina bad shopper xD)
[x] You understand political jokes the first time they are said.
[x] You can type pretty quick.

TOTAL SO FAR: 16

[ ] Your only friends are from your place of employment.
[ ] You have been to a Tupperware party.
[x] You have realized that practically no one will take you seriously unless you are over the age of 25 and have a job [Prolly xD LOL]
[ ] You have more bills than you can pay.
[x] You have been to the beach.
[x] You use the internet every day.
[ ] You have been outside of the united states 3 or more times. (Sadly never ;-; only because it's too expensive Dx)
[ ] You make your bed in the morning. [HA! HAHAHAHA!

TOTAL: 19

Only 19? Bull.

~Lina/Rakushinu/Li-chan

]]> ~linawifeofL New York! http://linawifeofL.deviantart.com/journal/24276108/ http://linawifeofL.deviantart.com/journal/24276108/ Thu, 16 Apr 2009 15:18:15 PDT
So anywho, me and Xiggy went up to Albany to visit her relatives (who love me so) and let me just say, upper NY is BEW!! TI!! FUL!!!! So many mountains and forests, it's crazy wonderful up there, seriously, I could totally go there on a regular basis. But the pizza sucks XDDD *is shot*

So we went to an Asian store where all the clothes were like real Asian, in Asian sizes and everything (an Asian XXL is like a American M, tiny ppls). Not only were all the clothes too expensive for me to buy, they didn't fit ; . ; _{me feels fats}.

So instead I bought an epic Injun sculpture 8D I could have afforded the one I really wanted as it turns out, but the stupid false labeling on two bottles of oils I bought had me believing they were essential oils, when they were in fact fragrance oils! D8< I could have bought the emoing Plains dude on the horse after all if only I hadn't wated eight bucks on the fucking things! *emoemoemoemo*

We just got back and I am now uber tired XD ELF HATS!!!

~Lina/Rakushinu/Li-chan

]]> ~linawifeofL OM NOMS http://linawifeofL.deviantart.com/journal/24058428/ http://linawifeofL.deviantart.com/journal/24058428/ Sat, 04 Apr 2009 13:14:21 PDT
IS

SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

............................................................

*cough cough*

That is all.

>>

<<

Sorry for cluttering your Message box with this...

But he is...

Google that delicious slice of red man meat...

~Lina/Rakushinu/Li-chan

]]> ~linawifeofL eBay Account Anyone? http://linawifeofL.deviantart.com/journal/23952469/ http://linawifeofL.deviantart.com/journal/23952469/ Sun, 29 Mar 2009 14:07:08 PDT
You know that pantie binge I went on a few journals back where I bought like a fuck load? Well yeah, some of them don't fit me (SHUT UP ALL OF YOU!) and so obviously I cannot wear them. Now I could just donate them to charity and have good use made of them by whores, but I would rather gain something out of this little predicament by selling them to lonely old perverts on eBay.

The only problem is, I have no account.

And no I can't make one.

So does anyone out there want to be super uber amazing and help Lina get some monies?

~Lina/Rakushinu/Li-chan

P.S. I am not calling people who accept things from charities whores, I am calling prostitutes who get customer-attracting lingerie from charities whores. Don't yell at meeeeee Dx

]]> ~linawifeofL OC Tag http://linawifeofL.deviantart.com/journal/23938126/ http://linawifeofL.deviantart.com/journal/23938126/ Sat, 28 Mar 2009 17:19:31 PDT
1) Choose one of your own characters (OC).
2) Make them answer the following questions.
3) Then tag three people.
4) Feel free to add some questions of your own.

You tell me who should answer these - Pazuuuuuuuzu!

1) What gender are you? - Pazuuuuuuuzu is *checks* male!

2) What is your age? - Uh...Pazuuuuuuzu is not old!

3) Do you want a hug? - Pazuzu like hugs :3

4) Do you have any bad habits? - Oh the peoples, how they get annoyed with Pazuzu...

5) What is your favorite food? - Whale carcass after a few days is good!

6) What is your favorite ice-cream flavor? - What is this?

7) Are you a virgin? - Last time Pazuzu check.

8) Have you killed anyone? - Mmmmmmmm.........no, Pazuzu does not think.

9) Do you hate anyone? - Pazuzu no need hate!

10) Do you have any secrets? - Yes, Pazuuuuuuzu sneak through portal! Well that no secret now...

11) What is your favorite season? - Summer! Things die very much and Pazuuuuzu eat! 8D

12) Who is your best friend(s)? - Huluuuuuu!

13) What are your hobbies? - Oh Pazuuuuuzu, he carries the knowledge of his people! You see, Pazuuuuuzu's flock elders *goes into long speech*

14) What is your favorite drink? - Noms?

15) When is your birthday? - A day?

16) What age did you die? - What?! Pazuzu is dead?! Why did no one tell Pazuzu?!

17) Are you nice or mean? - Pazuuuuzu fluffeh :3

18) Are you social or shy? - HELLO PEOPLE ON MAGIC GLOWING TEXT BOXES!!!!!

19) What do you think of your parents? - Pazuuuuuzu doesn't remember.......Pazuzu think he liked, yes he like very much.

20) WhatÂs your weakness? - Pazuuuuuuzu clumsy...

21) How long can you stay under water? - Why would Pazuzu go underwater?

22) What do you do on a regular day basis? - Eat........eat.......

23) Do you love someone? - Pazuuuuuzu love many!

24) When was the last time you wet your self. - Pazuzu fall in pond yesterday, he wet then!

25) What's your favorite band? - Black velvet!

26) Ever worn a dress? - Oh Pazuzu no wear clothes, silly question man!

27) Willingly? - Well if Pazuuuzu had to :3

28) What do you consider fun in the day-time? - Eat!

29) At night? - Sleep and eat!

30) Ever kissed anyone? - Mommy.

31) ...Of the same gender? - Hulu.

32) It's clear you're gay. - Pazuuuuzu very gay! Gay every day! Lina: Um gay as in you like men, Pazuzu- Pazuzu: No, Pazuuuuuuzu! Lina: Yeah that, they mean as in you like men, not as in happy. Pazuzu: Pazuuuuuzu like men! And women! And food! Lina: *facepalms*

33) WhatÂs you're favorite thing to touch? - Soft things!

34) Anyone loves you? - Everyone love Pazuzu!

35) WhatÂs your favorite colour? - Colors! Fingerpaints!

36) When was the last time you cried? - Pazuzu don't remember...

37) Do you have a pet? - What?

38) What did you name your pet? - Pazuzu no have no pet!

39) Are you crazy? - Pazuuuuzu called that very much!

40) What are you? - A brilliant harpy who hold the secrets of his- *back into speech*

41) WhatÂ´s your nickname? - Zuzi!

42) Do you consider yourself a happy or a down person? - HAPPEH!

43) If you were a superhero, you'll be...? - Oh Pazuzu is superhero. >>

44) Favorite movie? - The cotton-eyed Joe?

45) What is your current occupation? - Uh..........meat pie?

46) What do you think of your creator? - LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINA! Me: PAZUUUUUUUUZU!

]]> ~linawifeofL The Schnozberries Taste Like Shnozberries O: http://linawifeofL.deviantart.com/journal/23792854/ http://linawifeofL.deviantart.com/journal/23792854/ Fri, 20 Mar 2009 07:58:54 PDT
So yesterday I went to Fashion Bug and it was all 'CLEARANCE SALE: PANTIES 98 CENTS EACH' and I was all 'FEBNAUOFBNAUIOFE *grabs pile*'. Needless to say I bought a fuck load xD as well as some shirts and a nightie. BUT MOSTLY PANTEEEEEEEHS.

I went to the beach and got driftwood and other stuff for making my witchy things >.>; uber fun. Found a sea gull head but didn't really wanna touch it ._.;

Soooooooo yeah.......RAPE

~Lina/Rakushinu/Li-chan

]]> ~linawifeofL Damn Tag *kicks* http://linawifeofL.deviantart.com/journal/23544968/ http://linawifeofL.deviantart.com/journal/23544968/ Thu, 05 Mar 2009 17:29:30 PST PsychoticSoulReaper

1. Are we friends?
2. When did we meet?
3. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.
4. Describe me in one word.
5. What was your first impression?
6. Do you still think that way about me now?
7. What reminds you of me?
8. If you could give me anything what would it be?
9. How well do you know me?
10. When's the last time you saw me?
11. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?
12. Are you going to post this in your notes and see what I say about you?

And on another note...I'M WRITING A BOOK!!!!!!!!!!!

And yes I do mean it this time.

REALLY.

I MEAN IT.

~Lina/Rakushinu/Li-chan

]]> ~linawifeofL Posting and Rules for RoleplayerBootCamp http://linawifeofL.deviantart.com/journal/23488056/ http://linawifeofL.deviantart.com/journal/23488056/ Mon, 02 Mar 2009 11:44:15 PST
Hello, fucktards. As you know, you are here because you suck. I and my assistants will be fixing that. Now here are some basic things to help you and more will be in the rules. Multiple lines are expected in posts, proper grammer, spelling and punctuation is mandatory, although you won't be flamed for a typo here and there, and character profiles are to have imagination, originality and effort put into them. Profiles that are not detailed enough to give a good idea of your character's well, character, will be rejected if I bother to read them at all. If it is not up to standards, I will tell you why and give you a chance to repost. Another thing relating to characters is to keep and mind that EVERYTHING HAPPENS FOR A REASON. There has to be a reason behind why your character has what they do. You have the powers of fire, just why is that? Was it inherited through your parents? Why, what gave them that power? Did you learn it? Why and from who or what? Once you give in these little details, it becomes much easier to comprehend your character and to learn things you might have left out in the ever important personality section. This is why the history and personality is so very vital, it lets your fellow rpers in on them. And when posting, you are to follow the format of the character sheet. If you have something extra to add in, go right ahead, but all other sections except for Other are mandatory.

Rules and Guidelines

Rule 1: No Godmoding. If you want to control everything that goes on, find an empty chat and rp with yourself.

Some things that constitute as godmoding:

a. Not allowing yourself any harm at all.

b. "Teleporting".

c. Some how managing to dodge every single attack and simply 'avoiding' them. If someone is shooting at you, you gotta MOVE to avoid being hit no matter what you are. You cannot just sashay on out of the way, you get what I mean?

d. Instantly "killing" some one without explanation such as " Some Guy kills Anonymous Person".

e. Being "immortal".

f. Mind control/reading.

g. Making your attacks unavoidable, unblockable, etc.

h. Characters that can do anything and everything (that means you, Mary Sue).

i. Giving your characters stats that were never mentioned before. You can't just decide to give your characters powers, make them of a species, etc. if you didn't mention this before the rp started.

j. No metagaming.

k. Ask the other rpers if you want your characters to know each other ahead of time. If not, you cannot connect their backgrounds without the other's consent i.e. making them from the same family and just long lost sister/brother/etc.

l. Controling other people's character's thoughts, emotions, lives or actions.

m. If another rper is using a filler character (aka a character that is just used to add to the plot and will most likely be dismissed after a few posts), only they can control them unless otherwise noted.

Rule 2: No overly peril-prone characters. We all love the excitement and drama of going to rescue the soul of a lady that was stolen by a incubus and whatnot, but do not have characters in constant peril and need of maximum attention by other characters. You can have a character get a near-fatal wound every now and then, but when every single rp is your character getting hurt or robbed or whatever, it gets old and boring and no one wants to rp with you anymore. Also called Mary Sues.

Rule 3: Longer posts are perfered. They don't all need to be full pagers, but itty bitty 'He looked at her and smiled.' posts get real boring real fast. They don't give the other rper(s) anything to work with so the story kind of dies.

Rule 4: Be respectful of your fellow rpers. No one likes a dickhead. On the other hand, be respectful of other's opinions. If you don't agree with what someone says, don't rip their head off.

Rule 5: This is a room for rp training only.

Rule 6: No using OOC information in the rp. If you know another character's name, history, etc., but there is no way your character could, they can't know it. Stuff like that.

Rule 7: Brackets. Use them. [ ] { } ( ) These things. Use them when speaking OOC.

Rule 8: Proper grammer and punctuation please. Type as you would for an essay for school, capitals, commas, etc. Also, no emoticons, smilies, icons, chat speak, etc.

Rule 9: Some swearing is fine, but no out of control language or derogatory terms.

Rule 10: Keep all drama out of the room. Don't come in here and start crying about how your boyfriend didn't call you back or how the world would be better off if you were dead. No offense, but we don't give a shit.... ]]> ~linawifeofL Snew Dai! http://linawifeofL.deviantart.com/journal/23485673/ http://linawifeofL.deviantart.com/journal/23485673/ Mon, 02 Mar 2009 09:09:27 PST
Sarah: *answers door* Wtf? o__O
Me: Hiya roomie!

Bwaha I a stalker >8D

Anyhoo.

G is for gee whiz I wish dad would hurry up in the shower cause I feel gross and wanna wash up REALLY BAD! REALLY REALLY BADLY!

Yeah.

I'm getting a bunch of those drawings I planned to do like a million years done, which makes me happy :3 Also starting to write some more poetry and take more pictures. I might not be able to do a lot though cause we got PROOOJEEEEEECTS *snarls the word with tone of scorn* tew dew. Got a persuasive essay for Am Lit, which may not be so bad, but the History project is the big one for the year. Gotta write a 4-6 page report on an event in the ciriculum time period that somehow relates to geography and make a poster board Dx two of my least favorite things. I plan to do it on Wounded Knee, The Trail of Tears or the Long March, so it may be interesting at least :3

CHOCOLATE COCONUT BARS

~Lina/Rakushinu/Li-chan

]]> ~linawifeofL Nuuuuuu! Dx http://linawifeofL.deviantart.com/journal/23338881/ http://linawifeofL.deviantart.com/journal/23338881/ Sun, 22 Feb 2009 08:50:25 PST .< No more school! Especially GYM CLASS D8< Which isn't so bad since I got friends in it, but physical exertion and playing on teams with complete strangers still blooooows.

But I still had fun :3 got an appointment with Beth, the GREATEST counseler EVER! She listens to me ramble and never complains 8D And I got a reflexology appointment with Pam, she's so nice! She asked for a hug before I left! XD Squee someone just like me! And I hung out with 'Gansett Tay lots, cause y'alls is too busy for me apparently >w> It's okay, I know I'm a pain in the ass to be around, no shame in that. We went to ze Flower Show and had gourmet German nuts! Covered in CRANBERRY coating! So good! Can be seen at heitmannsnuts.com. Oh and because of Tay I am now obsessed with hot Native mechanics in faded jeans showing off their asses *drools* Oh yeah, they can rotate my tires and change my oil! Oh! Gigiddy gigiddy goo!

Meh I dun want vacation days to end :< we don't get another until April! APRIL!!! *cries* It blows. At least I get to see everyone again

yay.

~Lina/Rakushinu/Larxene

]]> ~linawifeofL Omg no more journals! Dx http://linawifeofL.deviantart.com/journal/23161370/ http://linawifeofL.deviantart.com/journal/23161370/ Thu, 12 Feb 2009 17:45:08 PST
I haven't been online a lot lately cause it ain't fun anymore XP Black Tay is the only person I get to talk to and I can just text her so I kinda decided 'Fuck it' and returned to good old tv and taking naps

I like taking naps. I do that a lot.

I've been drawing purdy steadily and I have a few pics to scan up when I get some time with the school library scanner :3 Sik'is, my old Navajo shaman, and Kimama, my sexy Sosoni Perfection. I'm also writing a little so I might get some of those posted, but they will be short cause I am a lazee beetch who doesn't like to write any more that makes me think hard.

Everyone at school is sick so people are absent or using up tissues like druggies with reefers. I have a sinus infection which means I'm not sick enough to stay home but enough so that I feel tired all the time and am always sneezing and evacuating my nostrils. It blows.

I am now obsessed with the Gummy Bear and Numa Numa songs. Just thought you might want to know that.

YAOI YA HEEEEE YAOI YAH HOOOOO YAOI YAH HOOOOOO YAOI YAH HAHA!

~Lina/Rakushinu/Li-chan

]]> ~linawifeofL Boyfriend Guide http://linawifeofL.deviantart.com/journal/22963532/ http://linawifeofL.deviantart.com/journal/22963532/ Mon, 02 Feb 2009 12:41:04 PST w<

-When she walks away from you mad - follow her.
-When she stare's at your lips - kiss her.
-When she pushes you or hits you - grab her & dont let go.
-When she starts cursing at you - kiss her & tell her you love her.
-When shes quiet - ask her whatsâ wrongâ
â-When she ignores you - give her your attention.
-When she pulls away - pull her back.
-When you see her at her worst - tell her shes beautâiful.
-When you see her start crying - just hold her & dont say a word.
-When you see her walking - sneak up & hug her waist from behind.
-When shes scared - protect her
-When she lays her head on your shoulder - tilt her head up & kiss her.
-When she steals your favorite hat - let her keep it & sleep with it for a night
-When she teases you - tease her back & make her laughâ
-When she doesnt answer for a long time - reassure everyâthing is okay
-When she looks at you with doubtâ - back yourself up with the truthâ.
-When she says that she likes you - she really does,â more than you can understandâ.
-When she grabs at your handsâ - hold her and play with her fingers.
-When she bumps into you - bump into her back and make her laughâ
-When she tells you a secret - keep it safe
-When she looks at you in your eyes - don't look away until she does
-WHEN SHE MISSES YOU - SHES HURTING INSIDE
-When you break her heartâ - the pain NEVER really goes away
-When she says its over - she STILL wants you to be hers
-When she repost this bulletin - she wants you to read it
-Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.
-DON'T let her have the last word.
-NEVER call her hot. Gorgeous or beautiful is soo much better.
-Say you love her more than she could ever love you
-Argue that she is the best girl ever
-When shes mad hug her tightâ and dont let go
-When she says shes ok dont believe it (only if you get the vibe, don't be clingy)
-Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her
-Call her before you sleep and after you wake up
-Treat her like shes all that matters to you.
-Let her know shes important.
-When she runs up at you crying,â the firstâ thingâ you say is: "âWho'âs ass am I kickiâng todayâ,â baby?â"â

If you do post this in the next four minutâes the one you love will:â
Call you
Kiss you
Love you
Text you
Guys post as: "I'd be this boy frâiend"â
Girlsâ post as: "âBoy friend guide"

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Hey, I'm a sucker for those cute little things, what can I say? XP The Book of Love is written in the heart of every horny teenager.

~Larxene/Rakushinu/Li-chan

]]> ~linawifeofL Crumpets http://linawifeofL.deviantart.com/journal/22884763/ http://linawifeofL.deviantart.com/journal/22884763/ Thu, 29 Jan 2009 12:29:14 PST
I am also out of my drawing funk *dances around waving sparklers and cheering* since I realized as long as my drawings are small they come out way better and can be finished faster (cause I'm impatient). But I have also noticed *cough cough* that no one seems to have been commenting on any of my works

I'm not one of those obnoxious peoples who cries like an emo bitch about it, I'm not complaining, I prefer not to. I'm just saying I don't bother to put my shit up here just to collect cyber dust, you know? I look at and comment on other people's stuff so I would appreciate a return gesture. Just sayin'.

And seriously, whatever happened to all the good roleplayers and the non-emo bitchy whiny sonofabitch attention whores? I mean really, it's like all that's left on dA is dumb bitchy little newb, bejezuz.

Meh I think that's it XD oh and if anyone sees John Winters, call him the great banana! JUST DO IT!!!

~Lina/Rakushinu/Larxene

]]> ~linawifeofL Spam Alert, Dudes and Dudettes http://linawifeofL.deviantart.com/journal/22868978/ http://linawifeofL.deviantart.com/journal/22868978/ Wed, 28 Jan 2009 15:53:51 PST
"This is a warning, if you see myself or anyone else on deviant art post a comment anywhere on your page or deviations that reads "rofl this may be relevant to your interests" absolutely DO NOT click on it.

SERIOUSLY PEOPLE!

SPREAD THE WORD!

This hasn't happened to me yet, so I'm going to warn the people watching me so they don't get stuck with this virus or glitch or whatever.

]]> ~linawifeofL Actual Update! http://linawifeofL.deviantart.com/journal/22415008/ http://linawifeofL.deviantart.com/journal/22415008/ Mon, 05 Jan 2009 13:37:42 PST
I am in a drawing funk at the time being. Everything I draw keeps coming out like crap! XP With any luck I'll pull out of it soon enough :3 Until then I might start writing some more poetry yay! But don't count on it, since I'm so lazy. I have plenty of stuff actually written, like on paper, but I hate typing it up so they shall sit in my notebooks collecting dust until I feel like getting off my ass an finishing them.

I have to finish my Spanish anchor by Thursday, which is totally retarded because since it's a group project we're supposed to do it in class, but we just had vacation so we had no class time to do it! It's a children's book in Spanish, I actually came up with the entire story :3 lol so modest. It's a folk tale about a girl who lives on a plantation in Mexico in ye olde days and she falls in love with this Aztec slave but her father finds out and plans to sell him so they can't be together so she challenges him and yadah yadah. So I'm going to press Pause on my drawing downer for the next two days cause I gotta draw pictures for it and I want them to actually come out good! If worst comes to worst I could do some of the pages as chibis, but I kinda suck at that too. Oh well! 8D Viva el libro de niÃ±os!

Hm anything else to mention? Well vacation was fun, I don't feel like going in depth XD Laaaazy.

Thank you anyone who bothered to read all that crap! You get a virtual cookie!

~Lina/RakushÃ®nu/Li-chan

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Omg it is like soooooo laaaaaaate my brain is like *oozes out of ears* I just didn't feel like going to bed, I was like 'hey fuck this I'm staying up'

So I went to see bedtime story with Toni and Lizzie and Aaron and it was cool and stuff. I wanted to find a little kid to tell a bedtime story to like right after XD One with adventure and romance...actually I think I more want someone to tell one to me at this point lol.

So mid-rp I randomly decided that Peach (my total gay puke elf) has a sugar problem XD he is not diabetic but needs his blood sugar constantly maintained. So every now and then he gets grouchy and needs a cookie *gives Peachie a cookie* I simply must draw him surrounded by sweets.

On Saturday I'ma try to go see 'The Spirit' wif Xiggy. JOO BETTAH HAVE DAT PICTURE READY OR I KEEL JOO!!!! D8< And we will has funs yaaaaay *faints*

I'M OVERTIRED, I'M OVERTIRED, I'M OVERTIRED HEY HEY HEY HEY!!!!!!! *dies* I'm not feeling so spiffeh right now...(Maranda, yes)

Vacation is almost over neeeeeeeews!!!

It can't be, I haven't hung out with everyone and done stupid meaningless monotonouas tasks with them yet!

AND I WANT MORE DONUTS GODDAMN IT!!!

I got like...2561484184 different kinda of lip balm...they tastes nummy...num num num I like saying num num num...Blistex berry tastes like Smarties...

If I went back in time and got captured by Apaches and one of them was going to ask me to marry them I would say yes but only if he was kind to me and would protect and provide for me and was loyal to me as I would be to him and really did love me in some form...this is a summary of a story I have been thinking up. The thing is I can only develop it when I stay up past two in the morning. Weird.

Wow this really was a big fat journal about nothing wasn't it? XP JIZZ IN MY PANTS.

~Lina/Rakushinu/Li-chan

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