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                <title>3rd Time Lucky</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 22 Jul 2009 08:03:05 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Quite simple. I had my 3rd driving test today, and I passed it quite comfortabley. It was my 3rd instructor as well, since the first was unreliable (turned up for 9 of 20 arranged lessons, 2 of which were for my first test day), and the second was a pretencious knob. The third was much better.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>*lizard-guy</author>
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                <title>Update type thing</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 20 Feb 2009 09:20:21 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Nothing much to say really. Just thought after many moons it was about time for an update. I got an offer from the University I chose, which is nice. Design Technology coursework is plentiful but not un-enjoyable for the most part (since I'm doing a Wii-Remote product study). The main thing going on with the family is a certain member's upcoming court hearing after stabbing someone, which I'd rather not dwell upon.<br /><br />On a lighter note, new computer, which is capable of playing games without lagging so much you want to pull your own eye out (left one), and my first purchase was The Orange Box. As a result, I now have a Steam username which is damiantanuki. If you feel lilke adding me, send me an invite and stuff.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>*lizard-guy</author>
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                <title>Various items of information</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 07 Nov 2008 10:35:47 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Well, it's been over a month since I updated this here jouranl type thing, so I figure I may as well do it now. I've been back at college for some time now, and I'm already starting to feel rather tired as a result, but that just makes the weekends all the more enjoyable. I have a cold right now, but it's starting to go, so it may be but a memory by tomorrow hopefully.<br /><br />Halloween and bonfire night have been and gone, and now the next major event to look forward to is Christmas (or.. thanksgiving if you're American, and you probably are). <br /><br />Of course, the big thing of the week/ month/ year and such is the new President of America. And being English, I am filled with imense feelings of near total indifference. The main plus is that most people I talk to support him, so it'll most likely be a while before people start to complain about the various policies that they don't really agree with.<br /><br />What does amuse me is that people are making a point of reffering to him as "the USA's first black president" which, although not entirely true, comes across as if people believe this will make a difference in the way people are treated. Of course, having a minority President will unite the nation.<br /><br />Come on people now!<br />Smile on your brother<br />Everybody get together,<br />Try to love on and other right now!<br /><br />... yeah.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Move down South!</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 14 Aug 2008 09:59:29 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Something very interesting appeared on the local (Greater Manchester) news show. At least.. I found it rather interesting. <br /><br />Anyway, it was rather simple. Apparently some high up government official types have urged people in my town of Rochdale, along with a few neighbouring towns to give up hope of things improving and simply moving to London. The term "Lost cause" was used. <br /><br />So there we go, I officially live in one of the worst towns in England. =3<br /><br />Good to know.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Stop Uwe Boll!</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 24 Jun 2008 02:40:55 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <a href="http://www.petitiononline.com/RRH53888/petition.html">[link]</a><br /><br />He said that if he got a petition with over a million signatures, he'd stop ruining video games with his terrible films. Apparently he was joking, but still. So far, the petition has well over a quarter of a million names.<br /><br />Some may already have heard about this, but just in case, I thought it desserved a mention.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>More about the accident.</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 21 May 2008 10:13:47 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <a href="http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/s/1050415_tribute_to_talented_musician?rss=yes">[link]</a><br /><br />Anyone who read my previous journal will know what this is about.<br /><br />It'd been a while since I last spoke to him, but I'm still going to miss the guy.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Stuff</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 19 May 2008 10:25:31 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ It's been a few months since I got around to posting one of these things. A few things have been happening recently.<br />As I'm writing this, it's been about 20 minutes since I found out that a friend of mine was killed in a motor cycle accident this morning. I didn't get what time it was, but I saw on the news that it was close to my school before I found out who it was. <br />Now that I've got the depressing part out of the way, anyways, exams for A-Level have started. So far, I've had Maths and English, and have Biology, Design Technology and Stats to look forward to. Fun times all around. Anyways, if anyone's interested, there's a video of me testing my D.T project on Youtube <a href="http://www.youtube.com/user/DamianYoshi(hither">[link]</a>).<br />On the plus side, I get all next week off school and there's just one more exam after that and I'm done for this year.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>The "You're worth more money if you&amp;#039</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 28 Jan 2008 10:21:12 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I was tagged by some Australian stalker. Enjoy!<br /><br />Natural Hair Color<br />[] Black - $100<br />[] Blonde - $50<br />[x] Red - $75<br />[] Brown - $15<br />[] Bald - $5<br />[] Other - $2<br /><br />Total | $75<br /><br />Eye Color<br />[x] Brown - $150<br />[] Green - $75<br />[] Blue - $50<br />[] Hazel - $100<br />[] Other - $15<br /><br />Total so far | $225<br /><br />Height<br />[] Over 7' - $200<br />[] 6'8" to 7' - $175<br />[x] 6'0" to 6'7" - $150<br />[] 5'5" to 5'11" - $75<br />[] 4'9" to 5'4" - $50<br />[] Under 4'9 - $45<br /><br />Total so far | $375<br /><br />Age<br />[] 41 to 50 - $150<br />[] 31 to 40 - $100<br />[] 26 to 30 - $75<br />[] 21 to 25 - $50<br />[] 19 to 20 - $25<br />[x] 0 to 18 - $100<br /><br />Total so far | $475<br /><br />Birth Order<br />[] Twins (or more) - $300<br />[] First Born - $300<br />[] Only Child - $250<br />[x] Second Born - $150<br />[] Middle Child - $100<br />[] Last Born - $200<br />[] Third Born - $100<br />[] Fourth Born - $100<br />[] Fifth Born - $375<br /><br />Total so far | $625<br /><br />Drink?<br />[] No - $400<br />[x] Only holidays - $250<br />[] Sometimes - $215<br />[] YES - $200<br />[] Only weekends - $300<br />[] Every other day - $50<br />[] Once a day - $15<br />[] I live from the bottle<br /><br />Total so far | $975<br /><br />Vision<br />[] perfect vision - $300<br />[] Have glasses/contacts but don't wear them - $200<br />[] No correction - $100<br />[x] Glasses - $50<br />[] contacts - $25<br />[] Surgical correction - $135<br /><br />Total so far | $1,025<br /><br />Family's Car Color(s)<br />[] White - $2,000<br />[] Maroon - $800<br />[] ( Coper) Gold - $700<br />[] Gray - $600<br />[]( Arctic blur) Blue - $900<br />[] Pink - $475<br />[] Black - $450<br />[] Red - $400<br />[] Green- $350<br />[x] Silver $300<br />[] Purple- $250<br />[] Metallic - $200<br />[] Yellow - $100<br />[] Primer - $75<br />[] Tan- $20<br />[] Rusted - $15<br />[] No Car - $0<br /><br />Total so far | $1,325<br /><br />Shoe Size<br />[] Over 13 - $300<br />[] 12 1/2 to 13 - $250<br />[x] 11 to 12 - $700<br />[] 7 to 10 - $600<br />[] Under 7 - $550<br /><br />Total so far | $2,025<br /><br />Favorite Colors<br />[x] Green - $750<br />[] Black - $600<br />[] Red - $800<br />[] Yellow - $475<br />[] Brown - $50<br />[] Purple - $225<br />[] White - $400<br />[] Aqua - $350<br />[] Orange - $300<br />[x] Blue - $300<br />[] Pink - $100<br />[] Other - $ 50<br /><br />Total so far | $3,075<br /><br />Did you use a calculator to add it all up?<br />[] Yes - $0<br />[] On Some - $750<br />[x] No - $1000<br /><br />Total so far | $4,075<br /><br />How many people are you going to tag?<br />[] Over 61 - $250,000<br />[] 51 - 60 - $100,000<br />[] 41 - 50 - $50,000<br />[] 31 - 40 - $10,000<br />[] 21 - 30 - $5,000<br />[] 11 - 20 - $1,000<br />[] 1 - 10 - $500<br /><br />Total so far | $4,075<br /><br />Pageviews on dA | 7,205<br /><br />Grand Total | $11,280<br /><br />I refuse to tag anyone.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Happy new year and stuff</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 03 Jan 2008 09:59:08 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ For those who were unaware, Tuesday (New Years day) was my 17th Birthday. So yay me! <br />
To everyone else, all the best in the new year and all the usual crap you're supposed to say at this time of year.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>It's a yoshi thing</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 28 Nov 2007 12:37:32 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I felt like doing it.<br />
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1. What is your favorite Fruit?<br />
Apples or strawberries.<br />
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2. Age?<br />
16. 17 soon enough.<br />
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3. Color?<br />
Green<br />
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4. Any other Yoshis That have the same color?<br />
I would not know, for I have been sat in a cave on Mars with my fingers in my ears and my eyes shut for many years.<br />
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5. Best Friends?<br />
Um... I guess Pi, Ruru and Sky and stuff. There are others.<br />
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6. Do you have any other original characters?<br />
The origional lizard-guy look... I still use it sometimes.<br />
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7. Do you have any spouses/companions?<br />
If only.<br />
<br />
8. Do you have a crush?<br />
Duh.<br />
<br />
9. What do you like the most?<br />
My Mexican Strat <br />
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10. Do you have anyone you can ALWAYS trust?<br />
Yes.<br />
<br />
11. How much do you like Yoshi?<br />
Enough.<br />
<br />
12. What do you fear?<br />
Spiders, moths, death, the gathering darkness, The Darkness and Jahova's Wittnesses.<br />
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13. Do you know any other language?<br />
A little French.<br />
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14. Do you like any other Cartoon/Video Game characters BESIDES Yoshi?<br />
Fox McLoud.<br />
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15. Do you trip over your own feet?<br />
I've surprisingly well balanced upon my size 11s.<br />
<br />
16. Do you like wearing a saddle, and carrying people around?<br />
Depends on the situation<br />
<br />
17. Do you like to eat?<br />
Probably.<br />
<br />
18. Any other facts?<br />
I shot J.R and blamed it on a dream sequence. <br />
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19. Were you honest?<br />
Only in question 18.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Scenes we'd like to see tag</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 23 Aug 2007 02:32:07 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Stolen from *<a class="u" href="http://skearns.deviantart.com/">skearns</a><br />
<br />
So... here it goes.<br />
1. Famous last words.<br />
2. What Children's TV presenters don't say.<br />
3. Things they would never say on the weather forecast.<br />
<br />
1. Don't worry, it's very well trained.<br />
2. They're usually packaged in a foil wrapper in rolled up form, and are designed to be placed on the tip and rolled over.<br />
3. Global warming is a fuckin' scam! Look how cold it's gonna be this summer!<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Tagged D=</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 20 Aug 2007 03:00:31 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I was tagged D=<br />
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01) First name: Damian<br />
02) Your nickname in dA: lizard-guy<br />
03) Birthday: January 1st<br />
04) Horoscope sign: Capricorn<br />
05) Birth town: Rochdale<br />
06) Religion: Protestand<br />
07) Nationality: English<br />
08) Parents: I have parents, yeah.<br />
09) Do you love them: Yes<br />
10) Brothers or sisters: 27 year old brother<br />
11) Do you like the place where you live: The house is nice I guess<br />
12) Hair color: Fox<br />
13) Color of your eyes: brown<br />
14) Height: About 6'2"<br />
15) Weight: 11 stone. Convert it yourself if you really care<br />
16) What school/grade are you going to: Year 12 which is sixth form<br />
17) What marks do you have: Decent?<br />
18) Do you work anywhere: Paper round..<br />
19) What do you want to be in your life: Insanely rich and in a constant state of five dimensional orgasm<br />
20) Your life: is boring =3<br />
21) Personal quote: Rawr!<br />
22) Lucky number: 13<br />
23) What are you interested in: Playing guitar, video games and Pilot <br />
24) Good side of your character: I don't insult people to their faces<br />
25) Bad side of it: Very shy<br />
26) Is your life happy: Sometimes<br />
27) Do you think that you are crazy: =3<br />
28) What is the time: 10:38am<br />
29) What is the date: 20/08/07<br />
30) WhatÂs the weather like: It's not raining <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/biggrin.gif" width="15" height="15" alt="=D" title="=D (Big Grin)" /><br />
31) Favourite day in a week: Saturday<br />
32) Favourite music: ROCK. Pink Floyd =3<br />
33) Singer: Roger Waters (David Gilmour's alright as well)<br />
34) Band: Pink Floyd<br />
35) Song: Melissa. Dogs by Pink Floyd <br />
36) Best concert you have been: I went to see the Pogues.. Saw my Science teacher there and she was so drunk!<br />
37) Actress: A female actor<br />
38) Actor: A male actress<br />
39) Film: The Wall, Pink Floyd<br />
40) TV serial: Dunno. It's all pretty crap =3<br />
41) Theatre play: The Rocky Horror Picture Show<br />
42) Film director: God knows<br />
43) Do you want to be famous: Meh<br />
44) Do you want to be an actor/actress: No.<br />
45) Do you want to be a singer: And guitarist. <br />
46) Book: One of those things you read<br />
47) Colors: Spectrum?<br />
49) Food: The stuff you eat<br />
50) Drink: The stuff you drink<br />
51) Sweet: Things that aren't savoury<br />
52) Fruit: Has seeds<br />
53) The worst food: Pineapple on pizza<br />
54) The Worst drink: Pineapple on pizza soda?<br />
55) The worst Singer: Too many to name...<br />
56) The worst Band: As above<br />
57) The worst Actor: 55<br />
58) The worst Actress: 55<br />
59) The worst Movie: Um... I dunno... to name one I'd say Jason X. Soo many plot holes<br />
60) The worst book: I don't read enough to give a propper opinion<br />
61) Do you drink alchocol: Ocasionally<br />
62) Do you smoke: Hell no.<br />
63) Do you take some drugs (and what): Depends whether medicine counts<br />
64) What do you adore to wear: Clothes<br />
65) Do you think you're pretty: =3<br />
66) What languages do you speak: English.. and a little French<br />
67) The most beautiful person you have ever seen/male: Dunno<br />
68) The most beautiful person you have ever seen/female: Same<br />
69) The most beautiful person on dA/male: Uh..<br />
70) The most beautiful person on dA/female: *cough*<br />
71) 5 your best friends on dA/male: No comment<br />
72) 5 your best friends on dA/female: No comment<br />
73) The ugliest person on dA/male: Whoever started this tag (assuming they were male) hehe... look at the monkey there.<br />
74) The ugliest person on dA/female: As above, but female<br />
75) The person on dA who you love the most/female: Dunno<br />
76) The person on dA who you love the most/male: Pilot =3<br />
77) The person on dA who you donÂt like at all/female: see 74<br />
78) The person on dA who you donÂt like at all/male: 73<br />
79) Are you in love?: I think so<br />
80) Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend: Yah<br />
81) How does he/she looks like: Better than you<br />
82) Is he/she from dA(put avatar): He is, and no.<br />
83) When was your Very First Kiss: Not happened<br />
84) How was it: Amazing<br />
87) E-mail addess: It's on my dA page<br />
88) Do you have something against gays: I hate hypocrites<br />
89) The best experience in your life: Not telling<br />
90) The worst experience in your life: Filling out this tag<br />
91) When were you the happiest: Before I started filling this tag in<br />
93) When were you the saddest: When I got to question 5<br />
94) Who do you want to go on deserted island with: I dunno<br />
95) Do you have a secret: Maaaaybe<br />
96) What would you do if you were invisible for one hour: Destroy those who wronged me, and kill all the local chavs<br />
97) Who do you want to get stuck in a lift with: Depends whether there's a camera or not<br />
98) Do you have an idol: David Gilmour or Jeff Be... ]]></description>
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                <title>Update</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 02 Apr 2007 02:20:46 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ The main point of this is so that the pointless tag thing I did last week doesn't impose. So... yeah. <br />
2 weeks off school for Easter, which is always a good thing. My new guitar arrived finally. It's a 12 String Ibanez. And... that's about all I can think of to bother you with today.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Tagged...</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 27 Mar 2007 11:47:23 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I was tagged by Naglfar. There are numbers after the username, but I'm not sure if they have any relavence.<br />
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01) First name: Damian<br />
02) Your nickname in dA: Lizard-Guy, D.J and various other stuff I can't (be bothered to) remember<br />
03) Birthday: 1st of January.<br />
04) Horoscope sign: You can't figure that out for yourself? It's capricorn.<br />
05) Birth town: Rochdale, England. Near Manchester<br />
06) Religion: Church Of England apparently. <br />
07) Nationality: English<br />
08) Parents: Yes.<br />
09) Do you love them: 'course<br />
10) Brothers or sisters: 27 year old, dope adict brother<br />
11) Do you like the place where you live: Too many chavs<br />
12) Hair color: Think fox.<br />
13) Color of your eyes: Brown<br />
14) Height: about 6'2"<br />
15) Weight: 11 or 12 stone<br />
16) What school/grade are you going to: The school's called Oulderhill. I'm in my 11th year.<br />
17) What marks do you have: Red mark accross my stomach for some reason... I have no idea what the deal with it is.<br />
18) Do you work anywhere: Paper round<br />
19) What do you want to be in your life: Famous sex god/ exotic dancer<br />
20) Your life: not dead?<br />
21) Personal quote: Nyah<br />
22) Lucky number: 3.14159265<br />
23) What are you interested in: Guitar, games and gift cards: the three "G"s of life.<br />
24) Good side of your character: I've given pleasure to the world because I have such a beautiful ass.<br />
25) Bad side of it: Short temper<br />
26) Is your life happy: Mediocre.<br />
27) Do you think that you are crazy: Oh yes.<br />
28) What is the time: 19:25:16<br />
29) What is the date: 27/03/2007<br />
30) Whats the weather like: English<br />
31) Favourite day in a week: Saturday<br />
32) Favourite music: Rock <br />
33) Singer: David Gilmour<br />
34) Band: Pink Floyd/ Nirvana<br />
35) Song: Shine on You Crazy Diamond <br />
36) Best concert you have been: The Pogues<br />
37) Actress: Quinith Paltro... simply because she has a daughter called "Apple"<br />
38) Actor: Don't have one.<br />
39) Film: Aliens<br />
40) TV serial: I hate most of the stuff on TV<br />
41) Theatre play: Rocky Horror Picture Show <br />
42) Film director: Ridley Scott<br />
43) Do you want to be famous: Depends what for<br />
44) Do you want to be an actor/actress: Meh<br />
45) Do you want to be a singer: Singer/ guitarist<br />
46) Book: K-Pax<br />
47) Colors: Blue<br />
49) Food: Lasagne!<br />
50) Drink: Dr Pepper with vanilla and cherry<br />
51) Sweet: and sour<br />
52) Fruit: Apple<br />
53) The worst food: Swedes<br />
54) The Worst drink: Milk makes me chuck<br />
55) The worst Singer: So much shit to chose from..<br />
56) The worst Band: As above<br />
57) The worst Actor: Schwartzeneger is so bad he's good.<br />
58) The worst Actress: See 55<br />
59) The worst Movie: As above<br />
60) The worst book: I only read stuff I know I'd like<br />
61) Do you drink alchocol: Not a lot<br />
62) Do you smoke: Hell no<br />
63) Do you take some drugs (and what): My brother stinks of dope all the time, so that put me off<br />
64) What do you adore to wear: Clothes<br />
65) Do you think you're pretty: I would, but these jeans make my hips look big. Sarcasm's fun<br />
66) What languages do you speak: English and enough French to keep me at a grade B<br />
67) The most beautiful person you have ever seen/male: I dunno<br />
68) The most beautiful person you have ever seen/female: No comment<br />
69) The most beautiful person on dA/male: No comment<br />
70) The most beautiful person on dA/female: No comment<br />
71) 5 your best friends on dA/male: I ain't choosin'<br />
72) 5 your best friends on dA/female: Still not choosin'<br />
73) The ugliest person on dA/male: I think if I were to answer, the person may try to have my account suspended.<br />
74) The ugliest person on dA/female: See above<br />
75) The person on dA who you love the most/female: Right... I'm just gonna leave the next few blank.<br />
76) The person on dA who you love the most/male: <br />
77) The person on dA who you dont like at all/female: <br />
78) The person on dA who you dont like at all/male: <br />
79) Are you in love?: Not anymore<br />
80) Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend: No.<br />
81) How does he/she looks like: <br />
82) Is he/she from dA(put avatar): <br />
83) When was your Very First Kiss: I'll tell you later.<br />
84) How was it:<br />
87) E-mail addess: it's... on the top of my dA page.<br />
88) Do you have something against gays: That would be stupid<br />
89) The best experience in your life: Sleeping<br />
90) The worst experience in your life: 16 years and 3 months ago I found myself being squeezed from a very small opening<br />
91) When were you the happiest: When I had that long shower last Saturday<br />
93) When were you the saddest: I don't know<br />
94) Who do you want to go on deserted island with: As long as I still have my left hand I'll be happy<br />
9... ]]></description>
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                <title>How to keep an idiot occupied</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 24 Mar 2007 18:22:02 PDT</pubDate>
                
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                <title>Second update in less than 7 days</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 15 Feb 2007 18:33:48 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Which is somthing I hardly do...<br />
<br />
So anyways, I got back from the Grand Canyon yesterday. It looked pretty amazing, pictures and videos really don't do it justice. You really have to see it if you haven't. The only problem is that, since I'm not used to those kind of altitudes, my ears are really messed up.<br />
<br />
My Wii has arrived, but I won't be able to use it untill I get back to England, so leaving Mesa behind won't be as upsetting as it was last time. <br />
<br />
The flight home on Saturday should be fun... 11 hours with very little leg room and the worst movies of today. Bliss...<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Holiday</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 11 Feb 2007 20:34:26 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ It would appear I haven't posted a journal here for getting towards 2 months now, so I figured I might as well now that various interesting things seem to have happened. <br />
First off, I'm on my first holiday outside of the United Kingdom for about 5 years. At the moment, I'm sat in a small room in Mesa, Arizona. Tuesday I will be going to see the Grand Canyon, which I'm looking forward to, since both times I've been here in the past I've never been there.<br />
I also (<b>finally</b>) heard form Play.com, and my Wii should arrive on Tuesday or Wednesday this week, which is slightly annoying since I'll still be on holiday. Still, it's somthing to look forward to when I get home. <br />
So... that's about it. I managed to spend $255 in 2 days, which I don't often get the chance to do. Anyways, since I have nothing left to say, I won't say anything. Good nie all.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Tagatha</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 17 Dec 2006 05:44:13 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Got tagged by the Jordan. So... yeah. Enjoy?<br />
<br />
Rules: You must Tag three people after you finish this. Get to know people's fan characters. DO NOT CHANGE THE QUESTIONS! >:/ You may use a fancharacter of your choice, if you don't have one, then woo! You lucked out.<br />
<br />
Subject: Damian Yoshi<br />
<br />
1. How old are you?<br />
15 as far as human years go. <br />
<br />
2. Height?<br />
About... 6'<br />
<br />
3. You got any bad habits?<br />
Short temper. I won't go into my other habits.<br />
<br />
4. You a virgin? XD XD XD<br />
*grin*<br />
<br />
5. Who's your mate?<br />
The dark blue one known as "Dark Blue Yoshi"<br />
<br />
6. Have any smeets?<br />
Should I know what they are?<br />
<br />
7. Favorite food?<br />
Lasagne!<br />
<br />
8. Favorite ice cream flavor?<br />
Rasberry ripple<br />
<br />
9. Killed anyone?<br />
Maybe in my time at Bowser's army... other than that, no.<br />
<br />
10. Hate anyone?<br />
I tend to go for a grudging tolerence to people I don't like.<br />
<br />
11. Any secrets? O_o<br />
Now... if I were to say them they wouldn't be secrets, would they?<br />
<br />
12. Love anyone?<br />
Were you not paying attention on question 5 or somthing?<br />
<br />
13. TACOS?!<br />
Taco Bell? Food poisoning! Still, I guess it's kinda worth it.<br />
<br />
14. Ever slept in all day?<br />
Jet lag... 16 hour flight to America.<br />
<br />
15. Favorite show?<br />
Police Squad.<br />
<br />
16. Favorite movie?<br />
Hmm... probably Aliens. More action than the first one.<br />
<br />
17. Favorite band?<br />
Pink Floyd or Nirvana<br />
<br />
18. Eye color?<br />
Brown. Has a bit of a red tinge.<br />
<br />
19. Skin?<br />
Green.<br />
<br />
20. Shoe size?<br />
11. <br />
<br />
21. Fat/Average/Slim?<br />
High metabolism... bellow average but not to a point I'd call slim.<br />
<br />
22. Rain, Sunshine?<br />
Rain.<br />
<br />
23. Pool, Beach?<br />
Pools aren't full of wierd potentialy poisonous creatures.<br />
<br />
24. Camping, stay home?<br />
Stay home. I like my bed.<br />
<br />
25. Dog, Cat?<br />
Dogs. Cat's are boring.<br />
<br />
26. Believe in aliens?<br />
I believe in them, but doubt that they'll come to Earth, since they have absolutely no reason to. Since the universe in (as far as we can tell) infinate, then the chances of other life forms are pretty high.<br />
<br />
27. Last time you went potty? 0_0<br />
That's a secret. See question 11.<br />
<br />
28. Natural born, or clone?<br />
Natural born.<br />
<br />
30. Car or ship?<br />
Car. <br />
<br />
31. Ever destroyed something out of blind rage?<br />
A drawer.<br />
<br />
32. Any unusual things about you?<br />
A lot of things. <br />
<br />
33. How much food/drink do you need a day? O.o<br />
As much as I can get a hold of.<br />
<br />
34. Favorite place?<br />
Bed.<br />
<br />
35. This was a weird as hell and random thing, wasn't it?<br />
What did you call me?<br />
<br />
And my tags are:<br />
Umm... meh, just do it if you want to.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>*lizard-guy</author>
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                <title>Merry Christmas...</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 16 Dec 2006 06:18:09 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Well... I'll start with what, as far as this journal goes, is the best news... my Wii is now over a week late, despite my ordering it 3 months before hand. <br />
About a week or so before I was supposed to be getting it, my Grandad had to go into hospital for a quadruple bypass, which went wrong and left him seeing things. He's out of hospital now, but very weak.<br />
And to make this the perfect Christmas... my Godfather drank himself to death this week. He passed out in a parking lot, and wound up in intensive care when he was found about an hour later. He left behind 4 children and both of his parents.<br />
So... yeah. Again, I'm finding the Christmas spirit fails to find me (last year my Grandma was recovering from cancer, and the year before that my other Grandma died). Sometimes I don't know why I look forward to Christmas so much when so much bad stuff seems to happen over that period.<br />
Ah well... hopefully my birthday (1st of January) won't be forgotten again this year, but really, worse has already happened.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>*lizard-guy</author>
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                <title>Say somthing!</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 29 Oct 2006 06:51:22 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ This journal is basically to get that one about the page views off my page (thanks to Yesha). So... I tried to think of somthing that might be fun so... yeah. If you can be bothered to comment, then just say the first word that comes into your head.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Page view competition thing</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 13 Oct 2006 04:37:01 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Simply put, my 5,000th pageview is coming up. Since it's quite a nice milestone, I will do a request for whoever can screenshot it. If no one does this, the closest to 5,000 that is <i>higher</i> than 5,000 (for example, 4,999 is no use, however 5,001 is) will win the prize. The picture can be pretty much anything you want it to be (as long as it's allowed to be submitted to dA, although I may submit certain kinds of request to Fur Affinity). <br />
<br />
That's about it... at the time of writing, I have 4,998 pageviews.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Stolen from Djynn... &lt;..&lt;</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 12 Jun 2006 11:34:04 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Yet again, if it wasn't for him I wouldn't have many journals. Funny thing being, he doesn't even tag me.<br />
<br />
Who am I?<br />
<br />
I am: A green Yoshi, turquoise (aqua for dummies) hair, blue bandana and a spikey shell.<br />
I go: the Rocky Horror Picture Show, this saturday!<br />
I try: sometimes<br />
I eat: "crap" as health nuts like to call it<br />
I want: a cheese and chicken sandwich (try it, it's nice)<br />
I will: DESTROY YOU ALL!!! and... then... grow my hair longer?<br />
I can: play guitar<br />
I would: I could, I should<br />
I desire: lotsa shtuff<br />
I have: no job <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/frown.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":(" title=":( (Sad)" /><br />
I need: pie<br />
I look: at furry yiff<br />
I see: nothing O..o I've gone blind!!!<br />
I wonder: what all the hyp about football (soccer) is<br />
I dream: about very, very disturbing things<br />
I do: DBY, very hard<br />
I dislike: That homeless guy who mutters about people<br />
I say: tomato, you say cheese<br />
I dance: when music I like is played<br />
I love: everyone! appart from mean people<br />
I laugh: at inapropriate times<br />
I recieved: less money than I expected last week<br />
I gave: nothing!<br />
I noticed: I'm only on one of my mom's wedding pictures <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/frown.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":(" title=":( (Sad)" /><br />
I think: about a lot of stuff<br />
I hit: small people who get in my way<br />
I open: windows... it's too hot <br />
I seem: to be on fire<br />
I admire: a lot of people<br />
I quit: maths... then I woke up<br />
I don't: like ICT <br />
I read: boring stuff<br />
I watch: not so boring stuff<br />
<br />
<br />
I tag.... NO ONE!!! ]]></description>
                <author>*lizard-guy</author>
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                <title>Stolen from Dynn, third time in as many months.</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 06 Jun 2006 11:09:59 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ my name is: Spongebob Square Pants, Damian for short<br />
in the morning i was: Eating bacon<br />
all i need now is: more bacon<br />
love is: mde up by Hallmark cards to sell products<br />
im afraid of: Things bigger than money spiders with more than 6 legs<br />
i dream about: You don't even wanna know... (sticjy bedsheets)<br />
<br />
your:<br />
-- middle name: John<br />
-- birth time: I have absolutely no idea<br />
-- birthplace: England... how interesting<br />
-- last place traveled: I don't travel much<br />
-- eye color: Brown<br />
-- nail color: Nail coloured<br />
-- height: 5'9" I think...<br />
<br />
describe:<br />
-- your heritage: Mostly English with a little Welsh... the two kinda people that all the other countries hate<br />
-- your hair: Copper... <br />
-- your weakness: I'm male... so... <br />
-- your perfect pizza: Seafood deep pan<br />
<br />
what is:<br />
-- your most overused phrases: Not bloody likely/ no bloody way<br />
-- your thoughts first waking up: "Why'd I pick that as my alarm signal?"<br />
-- your current worry: I'm paranoid about pretty much everything I do.<br />
-- your plans tomorrow: Wake up, school, home, food, me time, bed.<br />
-- your best physical feature: Paranoid... duh. I'm against plastic surgery, you guys should be ashamed of yoursleves.<br />
-- your bedtime: 10pm <br />
<br />
you prefer:<br />
-- sunrise or sunset: Sunset (sleep will come soon)<br />
-- gore or horror: Both in equality<br />
-- eastside or westside: west I think... <br />
-- stripes or polka dots: The White Stripes<br />
-- planes or trains: Planes I'd say, I get nervous going on either<br />
-- metal or hardcore: metal. Rock music all the way<br />
-- pools or hot tubs: Depends who I'm sharing it with<br />
<br />
do you:<br />
-- think you've been in love: Aye<br />
-- want to get married: Wouldn't mind it<br />
-- type w/ your fingers: How else would I do that?<br />
-- like to take baths: I rarely bath, but I shower daily<br />
-- get motion sickness: Only when I eat before a long journey, during is fine<br />
-- like talking on the phone: I don't -dis-like it<br />
-- like thunderstorms: I got hit by lightening once, so.. no<br />
-- play an instrument: Guitar 'n' trumpet<br />
-- workout: Used to. Got my own hernia belt 'n' stuff<br />
-- have a bad habit: popping spots<br />
-- like reading: Don't mind it.<br />
<br />
favorite:<br />
-- body part: c==8<br />
-- kind of fruit: Apple or olives (fruit, they have pits fool!)<br />
-- music to fall asleep to: Radio 1: it's so boring, I just can't help it<br />
-- number: 69<br />
-- thing to do: PLay guitar/ video games, chat on MSN<br />
-- horror movie: umm.... If Alien counts, then booya.<br />
-- colour: Blue<br />
-- food: Lasagne<br />
<br />
the future:<br />
-- age you hope to be married: Don't mind<br />
-- numbers and names of children: Um... dunno. That's a bridge I intend to cross when I come to it<br />
-- describe your dream wedding: I'd leave that up to the other guy<br />
-- how do you want to die: think Freddy Mercury.<br />
-- what do you want to be when you grow up: Rich<br />
-- what country would you most like to visit: America (Phoenix)<br />
<br />
opposite(same) sex:<br />
-- best eye color: Doesn't matter<br />
-- best hair color: Doesn't matter<br />
-- best personality trait: Happy<br />
-- best height: Over 4" at least<br />
-- best articles of clothing: Pants<br />
-- best first date location: The Bellavista<br />
-- best first kiss location: neck?<br />
<br />
<br />
finish:<br />
-- i eat: Food<br />
-- i think: Thoughts others may find disturbing<br />
-- i am: Damian, hear me rawr.<br />
-- i adore: Chicken... and Jack<br />
-- i suck at: c===8<br />
-- i am obsessed with: the Internet and how many licks it takes to get to the centre of a tootsy roll<br />
-- i can: Do very complecated things with my legs (nothing painful looking, just fast and flexible)<br />
-- i can't wait: 'till the Wii comes out<br />
-- i am annoyed with: Sony and Microsoft.<br />
<br />
<br />
As usuall, I aint gonna tag, and therefore, this is free pickin'. Good thai!!! ]]></description>
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                <title>My view on ID cards</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 05 Jun 2006 03:23:49 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I myself am completely for them. After all, who doesn't want another piece of pointless plastic to lose and <i>have</i> to pay to replace? And after all, people often forget who they are after nights out, and a card with their name on would help convince them that they aren't called "Newcastle". The wonderful art of age discrimination would be a lot easier to carry out also. Other problems could be solved as well, say someone comes up to you and asks if you are someone they want to beat up/ attack. Simply produce a card with a different name on it and you'll be safe. Ish? If someone does attack, you could give them a nasty paper cut with the edge of the card anyway, and everyone knows they sting like hell. Unfortunately, they aren't around in England yet, but in the near future, all of these wonderful bonuses could be around. <br />
<br />
Of course, there are limiting draw backs, for instance, a close friend of mine has a huge fear of ID cards, and another friend of mine doesn't have one to put on card. ]]></description>
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                <title>Tagged</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 10 May 2006 06:35:35 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I was tagged by the sexy blue one!!!<br />
<br />
1. Name: Damian<br />
2. Nicknames: Lizard-Guy<br />
3. Date of Birth: 1st January 1991<br />
4. Place of Birth: Somewhere in Littleborough I think o..o<br />
5. Zodiac Sign: Goat!!<br />
6. Male or Female: Male<br />
7. Education: Nothing official<br />
8. Schools you went to: 4<br />
9. Occupation: Paper boy (wanting a promotion to "rent")<br />
10. Residence: Rochdale, England<br />
11. Screen Names: link400, lizard-guy, Damian Yoshi<br />
<br />
__Your Appearance___<br />
<br />
12. Hair Colour: copperish<br />
13. Hair Length: Waaaaay too short<br />
14. Eye colour: Brown<br />
15. Best Feature: Arstria ^..^<br />
16. Height: 5'9" ISH<br />
17. Braces?: Nay<br />
18. Glasses?: Aye. I am short sighted<br />
19. Piercing: Ear (it's diamond ^..^)<br />
20. Tattoos: Nevah! Well... maybe Jack one day<br />
21. Righty or Lefty: Depends<br />
<br />
___Your 'Firsts'___<br />
<br />
22. First best friend: He was called Mark<br />
23. First Award: Water pistol shooting competition... I squirt very accurately<br />
24. First Sport You Joined: Karate<br />
25. First pet: Jody... Heinz 57 kinda dog<br />
26. First Real Vacation: Malta<br />
27. First Love: Hehe, no comment<br />
28. First Concert: Rawr! *bitterness*<br />
<br />
___ Favorites___<br />
<br />
29. Movie: Aliens<br />
30. TV Show: The Mighty Boosh<br />
31. Color: Blue or green<br />
32. Rapper: PISS OFF!!!<br />
33. Band: Pretty much anything rock<br />
34. Song Right Now: None<br />
35. Friend: No favourite... shut up!<br />
36. Candy: I don't really have a sweet tooth<br />
37. Sport to Play: Snooker?<br />
38. Restaurant: Brewer's Faire?<br />
39. Favorite brand to wear: I don't like big brands... they usually make track suits<br />
40. Store: Game/ GamesStation<br />
41. School Subject: Engeneering<br />
42. Animal: German Shepherd ^..^<br />
43. Book: Wuthering Heights<br />
44. Magazine: Nintendo Official Magazine<br />
45. Shoes: Reebocks<br />
<br />
___Currently___<br />
<br />
46. Feeling: Sweaty<br />
47. Single or Taken?: Online relationsnhip. No names mentioned... <b>JACK!!!</b><br />
49. Eating: Spam<br />
50. Drinking: Oasis<br />
51. Typing: Some database<br />
52. Online?: Du...<br />
53. Listening To: The sound of dying braincells<br />
54. Thinking About: Why am I here? -..-<br />
55. Wanting To: Play some guitar<br />
56. Watching: The computer monitor!!<br />
57. Wearing: School uniform<br />
<br />
__________Future__________<br />
<br />
58. Want Kids?: Adopt?<br />
59. Want to be Married: If it's completely legal by then, yeah.<br />
60. Careers in Mind: hitman?<br />
61. Where do you want to live?: Phoenix in Arizona <br />
62. Car: TOYOTA!! *shot*<br />
<br />
__Which is Better With The Opposite Sex___ (no fair!!!)<br />
<br />
63. Hair colour: Blond or brown<br />
64. Hair length: I like it long... hair to.<br />
65. Eye colour: As long as they have eyes, I'm happy.<br />
66. Measurements: bigger than a small person<br />
67. Cute or Sexy: Cute!<br />
68. Lips or Eyes: <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/shrug.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":shrug:" title="Shrug" /><br />
69. Hugs or Kisses: Both at the same time!!!<br />
70. Short or Tall: Tallish<br />
71. Easygoing or serious: Easygoing<br />
72. Romantic or Spontaneous: Spontanious? Much more fun<br />
74. Sensitive or Loud: Somewhere in the middle<br />
75. Hook-up or Relationship: Relationship<br />
77. Trouble Maker or Hesitant One: Neither<br />
<br />
___Have you ever______<br />
<br />
78. Kissed a Stranger: No. That's just silly *pouts*<br />
79. Had Alcohol: Yes a little.<br />
80. Smoked: Nope.<br />
81. Ran Away From Home: Nope<br />
82. Broken a bone: Not that I know of<br />
85. Broken Someones Heart: I hope not O..o<br />
86. Broken Up With Someone: Aye. Cheat... you know the score<br />
87. Cried When Someone Died: My grandad... I've kinda gotten used to it now<br />
88. Cried At School: Many times<br />
<br />
___Do You Believe In___<br />
<br />
89. God: Not really...<br />
90. Miracles: Sometimes<br />
91. Love At First sight: No<br />
93. Aliens: Not in the way you foolish humans do. The universe is huge, as are the chances. The question should be "why would they want to come here?"<br />
94. Soul Mates: Meh?<br />
95. Heaven: I more hope than believe<br />
96. Hell: I hope not<br />
98. Kissing on The First Date: I also believe in kissing before<br />
99. Horoscopes: Bullshite.<br />
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___Answer Truthfully___<br />
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100. Is there someone you want but you know you can't have?: Always<br />
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I aint gonna tag, but go for it if you want. Yes, even you Alinca!! ]]></description>
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                <title>I'm a godfather!!</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 08 May 2006 01:20:37 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ My cousin's christening was yesterday, and I was chosen to be a godfather to her. Irish priest, hard to understand. Expecialy when he was talking so fast. Anywho.. that's all I had to say. ]]></description>
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                <title>Stolen from General Guy!!!</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 03 May 2006 12:15:42 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Stolen from <a href="http://kvb.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/k/v/kvb.png" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="kvb" /></a><br />
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Genres/firsts.<br />
1.What was the first video game you have ever played?<br />
Super Mario All Stars<br />
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2.What was your first console?<br />
I was born with a Sega Megadrive, and a SNES already in the household.<br />
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3.Have you ever visited a video game arcade?<br />
Only because it was raining<br />
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4.What was your first handheld?<br />
GBA.<br />
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5.What was the first game you've beaten/cleared completely? (Got to the last level/got 100%/beat high score, etc.)<br />
Ocorina Of Time<br />
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6.Games based off of real sports: Yay or Nay?<br />
<b>NAY!!!</b><br />
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7.Online games: Yay or nay?<br />
Yay<br />
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8.Do you play any Massively Multiplayer Online RPG games? (MMORPGs?)<br />
No<br />
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9.Do you play any virtual pet games? (Neopets, Teripets, Aftermathzone, etc.)<br />
Nintendogs?<br />
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10. Puzzle games and Strategy games: Yay or Nay?<br />
Sometimes<br />
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11. Do you play any RPGs?<br />
Only real time... turn based ones annoy me<br />
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12. Do you play any Platformer games?<br />
very often<br />
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13. What was the first game/console/handheld of yours that stopped working?<br />
My first GameCube... two months.<br />
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Characters/Plot<br />
14. Do you actually care if a game has a plot or do you just play games for the gameplay?<br />
That is why I am a Resident Evil fan<br />
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15. Name a few video game characters that are your favorites.<br />
Fox McLoud, Link and Yoshi<br />
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16. Name a few series that are your favorites<br />
Zelda, Ty The Tazmanian Tiger and Mario<br />
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17. Has a video game ever made you cry?<br />
King Kong... I paid full price for THAT?<br />
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18. Has a video game character annoyed you so much that you wanted him removed from the game?<br />
Iwazuru from Killer 7.<br />
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19. Do you "pair" or "ship" characters up with one another? (make/create/write romance involving them)<br />
That seems kinda creepy to me<br />
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20. Do you write video game fanfiction?<br />
Haven't got round to it yet<br />
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21. Do you draw video game fanart?<br />
A lot<br />
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22. Do you come up with theories on how a character came to be/what he or she would do in a situation/why he or she is moody/etc.<br />
Quite a lot.<br />
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23. Are you a "fanboy" or "fangirl" of any character?<br />
Oh yeah.<br />
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Boss Battles/Villains<br />
24. Hardest Boss Battle<br />
Knightmare Battle Metroid Fusion<br />
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25. Most Frustrating Boss Battle<br />
See above<br />
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26. Most Rewarding Boss Battle<br />
That big poe thing on the Wind Waker I suppose... always makes me laugh<br />
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27. Funnest Boss Battle<br />
I like boss battles in general<br />
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28. Most Boring Boss Battle<br />
That wierd caccoon in metroid zero mission... it doens't even attack<br />
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29. Boss Battle that dragged out for a long, long time<br />
I don't really time myself...<br />
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30. Boss Battle with the coolest music<br />
I quite like the Bowser music on Mario 64<br />
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31. Most Surprising Boss Battle<br />
Sonic Vs Blaze? Just seemed more than a little pointless<br />
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32. What's your all time favorite villain?<br />
Um... Bowser? I like the reptiles<br />
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33. What's your all time least favorite villain?<br />
Andrew Oikony.<br />
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34. Do you ever feel sorry for the villains?<br />
Koopas? they're kinda cute.<br />
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35. Are there any villains that seem like they should be<br />
What?<br />
<br />
36. Most malicious villain<br />
Dunno...<br />
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37. Most surprising villain<br />
Zombies?<br />
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Favorites<br />
38.What is your all-time favorite 2D Game?<br />
Yoshi Island.<br />
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39.What's your favorite 3D game? (PS1/N64 generation)<br />
Lylat Wars (European name for Starfox 64)<br />
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40.What's your favorite arcade game?<br />
anything on a bike.<br />
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41.What's your favorite next-gen game? (Gamecube/PS2/X-Box)<br />
I aint gonna answer...<br />
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42.Sequels/long series: Yay or nay?<br />
Yay!<br />
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43.What's your favorite Online Game?<br />
MKDS or Animal Crossing<br />
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44.What's your favorite console?<br />
Gamecube<br />
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45.What's your favorite handheld?<br />
DS<br />
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46.Have you ever got yourself involved in a "console war"? (arguing that a console is better than another console)<br />
Yep.<br />
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47.Have you ever defended a character/game/console you liked in an argument? Which one?<br />
All the time, and usually just nintendo in general<br />
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48.Name a game that you like but everyone else seems to hate.<br />
Not really<br />
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49.Name a character that you like but everyone else seems to hate.<br />
Koopas<br />
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50.Name a game that you hate but everyone else seem... ]]></description>
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                <title>Stolen from Djynn! Again O..o</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 19 Apr 2006 02:35:43 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ If you comment:<br />
<br />
1. I'll respond with something random I like about you.<br />
2. I'll tell you what song/movie reminds me of you.<br />
3. I'll name something we should do together.<br />
4. I'll say something that only makes sense to you and me (or just me).<br />
5. I'll tell you my first/clearest memory of you.<br />
6. I'll leave you a quote that is somehow appropriate to you.<br />
7. I'll ask you something that I've always wondered about you.<br />
8. If I do this for you, you must (please) post this on your journal so you can do the same for other people! ]]></description>
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                <title>Tag-ed... again</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 17 Apr 2006 06:32:18 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I've been tagged by ~<a class="u" href="http://black-birdgreen.deviantart.com/">Black-Birdgreen</a>. So here goes!<br />
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1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.<br />
"and landed at the tiny feet of a very pretty, plump girl of about five" some book by Maria Von Trapp...<br />
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2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. And?<br />
A curtain<br />
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3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?<br />
A documentary about the film "Alien Resurection"<br />
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4. Without looking, guess what time it is:<br />
2:30pm<br />
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5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?<br />
2:17pm<br />
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6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?<br />
A wierd crunching noice in the kitchen.<br />
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7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?<br />
Getting out of a car to come inside.<br />
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8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?<br />
This survey by a different person<br />
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9. What are you wearing?<br />
clothes<br />
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10. Did you dream last night?<br />
I can't remember.<br />
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11. When did you last laugh?<br />
When I thaught up the idea of a duck with an outboard motor,<br />
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12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?<br />
various photos.<br />
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13. Seen anything weird lately?<br />
I found out what a pile looks like O..o<br />
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14. What do you think of this quiz?<br />
a pointless waste of time... exactly what I needed.<br />
<br />
15. What is the last film you saw?<br />
Shaun Of The Dead<br />
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16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?<br />
A Gibson Les Paul... and a Fender Jagstang.<br />
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17. Tell me something about you that I don't know.<br />
Cooked carrots make me throw up.<br />
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18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?<br />
Make some kind of IQ test for people who want to come into power<br />
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19. Do you like to dance?<br />
Meh <br />
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20. George Bush:<br />
Tony Blair's pimp<br />
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21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her<br />
Natalya<br />
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22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?<br />
Joseph<br />
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23. Would you ever consider living abroad?<br />
I've considered moving to Phoenix before.<br />
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24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?<br />
"'sup homie!"<br />
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25. people who MUST also DO this in THEIR JOURNAL:<br />
<a href="http://kvb.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/k/v/kvb.png" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="kvb" /></a><a href="http://yoshi35027.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/y/o/yoshi35027.png" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="yoshi35027" /></a><a href="http://1238.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/1/2/1238.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="1238" /></a><a href="http://alinca.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/default.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="alinca" /></a> ]]></description>
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                <title>Tag-ed</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 11 Apr 2006 10:56:37 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Tagged by <a href="http://theshez.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/t/h/theshez.jpg" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="theshez" /></a><br />
RULES:<br />
<br />
The 1st player of this "game" starts with the topic "6 weird habits/things about yourself" and people who get tagged need to write a journal about their 6 weird habits/things as well as state this rule clearly. In the end, you need to choose the next 6 people to be tagged and list their names. Don't forget to leave a comment that says "you are tagged" in their devpage comments and tell them to read yours....<br />
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1. I've been hit by lightening before<br />
2. I can only think of things to say when they are totally irrelevent to the conversation<br />
3. PIE!!!<br />
4. I write with my left hand but play guitar right handed<br />
5. I have the Rocky Horror Picture Show dvd<br />
6. My collection of Gamecube games is over 30, and is still growing quite rapidly<br />
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<br />
Now to tag some people...<br />
<a href="http://yoshi35027.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/y/o/yoshi35027.png" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="yoshi35027" /></a><a href="http://1238.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/1/2/1238.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="1238" /></a><a href="http://alinca.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/default.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="alinca" /></a><a href="http://jetgirlish.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/j/e/jetgirlish.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="jetgirlish" /></a><a href="http://kvb.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/k/v/kvb.png" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="kvb" /></a><a href="http://andrewthefoxdemon.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/a/n/andrewthefoxdemon.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="andrewthefoxdemon" /></a><br />
No pressure <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/r/razz.gif" width="15" height="15" alt="=P" title="=P (Razz)" /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Ill... again...</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 27 Mar 2006 00:33:32 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I really feel like I'm gonna be sick, but I have the kinda parent who need to see somthing to believe it, so I'm at school. We get a day off school tomorrow, 'cos some people are going on strike. Somthing about their pension plan or somthing... basicaly they want more money. <br />
We're supposed to be writing a computer program in ICT... I have no idea what to do. ]]></description>
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                <title>Yay!!!</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 22 Mar 2006 06:10:30 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I passed the 3,000 page views mark <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/boogie.gif" width="25" height="25" alt=":boogie:" title="Boogie!" /><br />
<br />
I ordered resident evil DS, even though it's not out in England yet -..-. Looking forward to it though. Still haven't got that free game... at least I don't think I have.. it might be at my dad's or somthing. <br />
My engeneering teacher broke a tool on a lathe I was using... so I've gone behind a little bit. Gotta go anyway... ]]></description>
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                <title>A quiz stolen from Djynn!!!</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 20 Mar 2006 01:38:04 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ A - Available?: Yea<br />
A - Age: 15<br />
A - Annoyance: That guy that gropes everyone<br />
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B - Best Friend?: I don't have a favourite<br />
B - Bar: Good for beating people<br />
B - Birthday?: 1st January<br />
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C - Crush: Fruit juice!<br />
C - Car: Toyota Yaris<br />
C - Cat: Ozzy, after Ozzy Osbourne (she bites the heads off small animals)<br />
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D - Dead Pets Name: Jody. She died a couple of years ago (severe cancer)<br />
D - Dad's Name: Andrew<br />
D - Dog: Mack<br />
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E - Easiest person to talk to: um... I talk to a few people a lot.<br />
E - Eggs: fried?<br />
E - Email: electronic mail <br />
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F - Favorite color?: Blue or green<br />
F - Food: Hungry!<br />
F - Foreign Slang?: O..o?<br />
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G - Gummy Bears or Worms: Yes please.<br />
G - God: Shigeru Miyamoto.<br />
G - Good Times: 8:30pm<br />
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H - Hair Color: Look at the end of a duracell battery<br />
H - Height: 5'9"<br />
H - Happy: sleep/ food/ video games/ internet<br />
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I - Ice Cream: Iced and creamy<br />
I - Instrument: Guitar, trumpet and ocorina<br />
I - Idol: Brian May or Noel Ghallager<br />
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J - Jewelery:  Watch, various wrist bands, a silver chain, diamond ear stud<br />
J - Job: Paper round... used to clean cars, but £5 per 8hours wasn't good enough<br />
J - Jokes: Free bunjee jumping, no strings attached!<br />
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K - Kids: I'm too broody <b>not</b> to have them<br />
K - Karate: I'm a green belt, and have a certificate to prove it<br />
K - Kung Fu: Isn't that a way of cooking eggs?<br />
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L - Love: I wouldn't mind some<br />
L- Longest Car Ride: 5 hours. Wales.<br />
L - Lipstick or Chapstick: They're both nice... <br />
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M - Milk Flavor: Milk makes me chuck<br />
M - Mothers Name: Pat<br />
M - Movie Last Watched: Downfall (a movie spoken entirely in German)<br />
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N - Number of Siblings: an older brother. (26 years young)<br />
N - Northern or Southern: North West somwhere<br />
N - Name: Damian John carter-Raby (I hate it)<br />
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O - One Wish: To get a Revolution on it's day of release<br />
O - One Phobia?: Spiders, and things with more than four legs<br />
O - Otter Pop: Feeding an otter alka seltzer?<br />
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P - Parents, are they married or divorced:  They never even married<br />
P - Part of your appearence you like best: I've given pleasure to the world 'cos I've got such a beautiful ass!<br />
P - Part of your Personality you like best: My imaturity<br />
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Q - Quick or Slow?: Depends on my mood<br />
Q - Queer or Straight?: Queer of course! Straight people are boring.<br />
Q - Queen or King?: Queen is a good band <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/n/nod.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":nod:" title="Nod" /> (Brian May <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/r/razz.gif" width="15" height="15" alt="=p" title="=p (Razz)" />)<br />
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R - Reason to smile: Jokes?<br />
R - Reality TV Show: Good ol' Big Brothel. To be honest... I hate it with a passion<br />
R - Right or Left: Left handed<br />
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S - Song Last Heard: I've slept since then -..-<br />
S - Season: English weather... seasons don't really mean much here <br />
S - Series: The IT Crowd was funny<br />
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T - Time you woke up: Too early<br />
T - Time Now: 9:31am<br />
T - Time for bed: 10pm<br />
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U - Unknown: When will I have to go and have a pace maker fitted?<br />
U - Unicorns: They don't exist! Stop dreaming! <br />
U - You are?: A green yoshi.. with a bandana.. and a watch..<br />
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V - Vegetable you hate: Boiled carrots<br />
V - Vegetable you love: Fresh Carrots<br />
V - View on Politics: IQ tests.<br />
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W- Worst Habit: <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/shrug.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":shrug:" title="Shrug" /><br />
W- Where are you going to travel next: I plan to go to Phoenix for my next holiday.<br />
W- What's up?: What's that supposed to mean?!<br />
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X - X-Rays: Boner machines<br />
X - X-Rated: Channel 956.. I think.<br />
X - XYZ: Dunno...<br />
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Y - Year you were born: 1991<br />
Y - Year it is now: 2006<br />
Y - Yellow?: It's a kind of... yellowy colour. Orange's deformed cousin<br />
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Z - Zoo Animal: Anything in the reptile house<br />
Z - Zodiac: Some kind of sheep.<br />
Z - Zoolander?: Dunno...<br />
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Is this the part where I tag someone? Ah sod it... I can't be bothered -..- ]]></description>
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                <title>Hurray for free video games!!</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 06 Mar 2006 03:56:35 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Yah... two free video games in as many weeks. One came from a friend who didn't like it (Kink Kong for the DS) and the other one comes free with a magazine subscription (Donkey Konga with free bongos for the Gamecube). I also found £60 I didn't know I had, which is always nice. School is boring... as usual. <br />
<br />
Had a concert thing with the school band on Friday. We got "Highly Commended" which is (as far as I know) the best grade they give out. The audience was the smalest we've played for in ages... I can't imagine there were more than 20. But it was fun. <br />
<br />
As normal, I am writing this journal in my computer lesson, because I have no idea what we are supposed to be doing. Most of the people that sit near me are playing a game where the object is to beat up old people... funily enough, it doesn't appeal to me. <br />
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Got to go nows anyways. Au revoir mes amis. ]]></description>
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                <title>Tired!!!</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 27 Feb 2006 01:12:39 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Just had a week off school for half term. I got a new TV and Sonic Rush last tuesday. My brother's cat had kittens a couple of weeks ago and I got to see them last wednesday. I don't feel rested after week off... mainly because my dad woke me up to take the dog for a three hour walk. ]]></description>
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                <title>Stuffs</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 13 Feb 2006 03:54:40 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ There's building work going on at my school. The room I'm in for science just happens to be the closest room to the pile driver... it's loud. I could hear it all the way from my house, which is over a mile away. It takes me longer to get to schoo now because I have to walk to the front because of the building work.<br />
<br />
The pen on my graphics tablet is playing up... that's annoying. It draws when the pen is over two inches from the pad. My mouse is almost dead as well (computer mouse I mean <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/r/razz.gif" width="15" height="15" alt="=p" title="=p (Razz)" />). <br />
<br />
I'm kinda being pressured to spend the money I was saving for getting the new Nintendo on a new TV. That bugs me. The only real problem with the on I have now is that it's old and doesn't have a scart socket. It still works fine.<br />
<br />
Anyways, gotta go. Good pie. ]]></description>
                <author>*lizard-guy</author>
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                <title>Valentines Day....</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 08 Feb 2006 06:29:36 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ That time of year is coming... the time where I am reminded quite harshly that I'm not in a relationship with anyone. Well.. hope you all have a good one anyway. ]]></description>
                <author>*lizard-guy</author>
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                <title>Quiz thingy</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 07 Feb 2006 06:25:17 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ "Borrowed" from Mekoshi (~<a class="u" href="http://gamefan74.deviantart.com/">Gamefan74</a>)<br />
<br />
What would you do if:<br />
I committed suicide:<br />
I said I liked you:<br />
I kissed you:<br />
I lived next door to you:<br />
I started smoking:<br />
I stole something:<br />
I was hospitalized:<br />
I ran away from home:<br />
I got into a fight and you weren't there:<br />
<br />
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT MY:<br />
Personality:<br />
Eyes:<br />
Hair:<br />
Family:<br />
<br />
WOULD YOU:<br />
Be my friend?:<br />
Keep a secret if I told you one?:<br />
Hold my hand?:<br />
Take a bullet for me?:<br />
Keep in touch?:<br />
Try and solve my problems?:<br />
Love me?:<br />
Date me?:<br />
<br />
HAVE YOU EVER:<br />
Lied to make me feel better?:<br />
Wanted to kiss me?:<br />
Wanted to kill me?:<br />
Broke my heart?:<br />
Kept something important from me?:<br />
Thought I was unbearably annoying?:<br />
<br />
AND MORE...<br />
1. Who are you?<br />
2. Are we friends?<br />
3. When and how did we meet?<br />
6. Describe me in one word.<br />
7. What was your first impression?<br />
8. Do you still think that way about me now?<br />
9. What reminds you of me?<br />
10. If you could give me anything what would it be?<br />
11. How well do you know me?<br />
12. When's the last time you saw me?<br />
13. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?<br />
14. Are you gonna paste this to your journal see what I say about you? ]]></description>
                <author>*lizard-guy</author>
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                <title>Ill AGAIN!!</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 06 Feb 2006 01:37:34 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Got another cold, and I aint too happy about that. I hate having to do band when I'm ill... it hurts playing the trumpet when your nose is blocked, trust me. We have some music festival thingy to do soon... I <i>should</i> be better by then, but I've been feeling ill a lot lately.<br />
My dad is recovering from his pace maker, which is good. I'm getting more and more paranoid about whether I'll need one or not though. <br />
<br />
Anyways, nothing else to say, so... bye! ]]></description>
                <author>*lizard-guy</author>
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                <title>Yays!</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 01 Feb 2006 06:46:15 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I just found out that the computers at school have that pinball game on them! ICT will never be boring again. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/w/w00t.gif" width="23" height="23" alt=":w00t:" title="w00t!" /> ]]></description>
                <author>*lizard-guy</author>
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                <title>Staff needed</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 01 Feb 2006 02:01:06 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Yah... I was recently put in charge of the Nintendo news and reviews for the forthcoming ~<a class="u" href="http://dagamers.deviantart.com/">dAGamers</a> mgazine. I need more members. If you're inerested, send me a note. <br />
<br />
<b>Staff so far: </b><br />
~<a class="u" href="http://glaz3.deviantart.com/">Glaz3</a><br />
=<a class="u" href="http://gilson.deviantart.com/">Gilson</a> ]]></description>
                <author>*lizard-guy</author>
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                <title>two and a half thousand &lt;nearly&gt;</title>
                <link>http://lizard-guy.deviantart.com/journal/7636530/</link>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 18 Jan 2006 06:10:06 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Fast aproaching another way point in the page views area. <br />
<br />
My Red Dwarf DVD *should* turn up today. They finally dispatched it, which they already said they had done over a week ago. My dad's getting used to his new pace maker, and isn't in that bad a state which is good, and my grandma isn't suffereing that much after having her kidney removed.<br />
<br />
anways... that's all I have to say. GOOD NIE!! ]]></description>
                <author>*lizard-guy</author>
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                <title>Crazy Yoshi Ramblings</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 10 Jan 2006 06:25:52 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I've ordered seriies 7 of red dwarf!!! Only one more to go then I have all eight! I've been waiting four years to get them all (series eight hasn't been released yet). <br />
<br />
I'm bored, which is normal for ICT lessons. Still though... only half an hour before I can go home, and of course get a pie, can of dandilion and burdock and chocolate eclair on the way. We have a substitute teacher... he aint too nice, and he looks like a zol.<br />
<br />
My dad finally goes in to have his pace makeer fitted on Friday, which is a good thing. <br />
<br />
Anywho... better wrap up there, good BYEEEE!!!!! ]]></description>
                <author>*lizard-guy</author>
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                <title>another quiz thingy</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 14 Dec 2005 02:01:34 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ "borrowed" from Rex (:iconyoshiwanabe<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/smile.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":)" title=":) (Smile)" /> who "borrowed" it from <a href="http://toshi21.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/t/o/toshi21.png" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="toshi21" /></a><br />
<br />
(x) crashed a friend's car (wanted to know what a break was for... ended up destroying a neighbours wall)<br />
<br />
( ) stolen a car (No)<br />
<br />
( ) been in love (<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/d/depressed.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":depressed:" title="Depressed" />)<br />
<br />
( ) been dumped (yeah....)<br />
<br />
( ) shoplifted (I dont like doing things that could cause trouble)<br />
<br />
( ) been fired (Never had a job.)<br />
<br />
(x) been in a fist fight (didn't last long though)<br />
<br />
( ) snuck out of your parent's house (My step dad could kill me if I did)<br />
<br />
(x) had feelings for someone who didnât have them back (not too strong though)<br />
<br />
( ) been arrested (I'm way too carefull for that)<br />
<br />
( ) gone on a blind date (I find the idea creepy)<br />
<br />
(x) lied to a friend (find me one person who hasn't)<br />
<br />
( ) skipped school (>..< registers)<br />
<br />
( ) seen someone die (I saw my grandma on her death bed hours before she passed)<br />
<br />
(x) had a crush on one of your internet friends (<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/r/razz.gif" width="15" height="15" alt="=p" title="=p (Razz)" />)<br />
<br />
( ) been to Canada (I dont like going to cold places on holiday)<br />
<br />
( ) been to Mexico (I'm too scared... I've heard things about the water there)<br />
<br />
(x) been on a plane (It's the best way to get to somewhere like Phoenix or Spain where I usually go on holidays)<br />
<br />
( ) purposely set a part of yourself on fire (I set my kitchne on fire once)<br />
<br />
( ) eaten Sushi (Not yet)<br />
<br />
( ) been skiing (My dad nearly fell off a cliff skiiing)<br />
<br />
( ) met someone in person from the internet (I know a couple of people from before hand though)<br />
<br />
(x) taken painkillers (I suffer from migranes)<br />
<br />
( ) miss someone right now (I try not to get too attached to people)<br />
<br />
( ) laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by (I've watched the stars a few times though)<br />
<br />
(x) made a snow angel (Got a nose bleed in the proccess... dont ask)<br />
<br />
( ) had a tea party (I hope to god my cousin doesnt get into that crap)<br />
<br />
(x) flown a kite (I've got one shaped like a pterodactyl)<br />
<br />
(x) built a sand castle (It was a pretty nice one to. damn you tide!! <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/shakefist.gif" width="24" height="18" alt=":shakefist:" title="CURSE YOU!" />)<br />
<br />
( ) gone puddle jumping (I fell in a puddle once though)<br />
<br />
(x) played dress up (<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/a/animesweat.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="^^;" title="Sweating a little..." />)<br />
<br />
(x) jumped into a pile of leaves (ruined a good pair of shoes as well)<br />
<br />
(x) gone sledding (of course I have)<br />
<br />
(x) cheated while playing a game (solitaire)<br />
<br />
(x) been lonely (All the time)<br />
<br />
( ) fallen asleep at work/school (I'm way too hyper for that crap)<br />
<br />
( ) used a fake id (I don't buy drink or cigarettes, even though I look like a sixteen year old)<br />
<br />
( ) watched the sunset (englans is way too cloudy)<br />
<br />
( ) felt an earthquake (It turned out someone farted)<br />
<br />
( ) touched a snake (I've seen one in a zoo before)<br />
<br />
( ) slept under the stars (I'd get rained on if I did)<br />
<br />
(x) been tickled ALOT (hehe)<br />
<br />
(x) been misunderstood (ask a silly question...)<br />
<br />
(x) petted a reindeer/goat (kind of a strange question)<br />
<br />
(x) won a contest (turns out I'm gifted when it comes to aiming water guns and air rifles)<br />
<br />
( ) run a red light (I've never driven)<br />
<br />
( ) been suspended from school (Not quite...)<br />
<br />
(x) been in a car (I've never driven though)<br />
<br />
( ) had braces (No...)<br />
<br />
(x) felt like an outcast (A yoshi at a human school.. do the math)<br />
<br />
(x) eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night (And lots more after it to)<br />
<br />
(x) had deja-vu (I* think so)<br />
<br />
( ) danced in the moonlight (I dont like dancing.)<br />
<br />
( ) like the way you look (I don't give two shits what people think of my appearence)<br />
<br />
(x) Witnessed a crime (I saw somebody hot wire a car, and my friend used to shoplift...)<br />
<br />
(x) questioned your heart (I dont understand it.. but I probably have)<br />
<br />
( ) been obsessed with post-it notes (wtf???)<br />
<br />
( ) squished barefoot through the mud (sounds fun though)<br />
<br />
(x) been lost (Yes... ]]></description>
                <author>*lizard-guy</author>
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                <title>Journal</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 12 Dec 2005 01:11:12 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ 't hasn't that good a week for me. My grandma is still in hospital, and what they thaught was a kidney stone turned out to be a tuma. Somebody stole all my money at school on friday, which was kind of annoying. My thumb is almost healed, which is good.<br />
<br />
Got another concert tomorrow. I'm not particularly looking forward to that, but I get the day off time table to practice. We also have to do a carol servace on Friday.<br />
<br />
It seems I made a mistake in submitting my last journal, cos it's on the list twice. <br />
<br />
I had pizza for dinner on saturday.... and the thing that used to happen when I eat pepperoni happened.<br />
<br />
I'm going to go now. See ya's. ]]></description>
                <author>*lizard-guy</author>
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                <title>featured deviation</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 23 Nov 2005 01:24:20 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ im kinda bored of having "iron knuckle" as my featured deviation. so i would like you to look through my <i><b><a href="http://lizard-guy.deviantart.com/gallery/">[link]</a> gallery</b></i> and choose the one you like best. i will then post some of them in a journal and let you vote (i dont have the ability to do a poll) ]]></description>
                <author>*lizard-guy</author>
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                <title>100 questions for an artist</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 21 Nov 2005 03:56:53 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ i saw this in one os ~<a href="http://toshi21.deviantart.com/">Toshi21</a>s journals and decided to do it.<br />
<br />
1] What is your pen name?<br />
lizard-guy<br />
<br />
2] How did you get the name?<br />
Im a collecter of warhammer<br />
<br />
3] Do you use PC or Mac?<br />
PC<br />
<br />
4] What software you use most often?<br />
er... it could be a little more specific. i use ms paint for PC drawing, but i spend most of my time on the internet<br />
<br />
5] Do you use mouse, or tablet?<br />
Mouse, but im getting a tablet<br />
<br />
6] The color you use most often is?<br />
Close run between green and blue<br />
<br />
7] What area of the pictures do you put most effort into?<br />
I suppose its detail. i dont really think about it.<br />
<br />
8] How long does it take you do draw a picture?<br />
For an average picture, about 30-60 minutes.<br />
<br />
9] Do you keep your rough drafts?<br />
I dont tend to do drafts.<br />
<br />
10] What kind of font do you use most often?<br />
Times new roman<br />
<br />
11] What's the dpi when you scan?<br />
... er.... default?<br />
<br />
12] Do you do anything else when you're drawing pictures?<br />
watch two and a half men on the tv.<br />
<br />
13] How many pictures do you draw in a month?<br />
depends on things.<br />
<br />
14] What kind of paper do you draw your pictures on?<br />
A4 cartridge paper<br />
<br />
16] How long does it take to ink something?<br />
god only knows<br />
<br />
17] Do you do doujinshi or original manga?<br />
not really.<br />
<br />
18] Do you like doujinshi? Is it fun making it?<br />
i dont really know<br />
<br />
19] Ever submitted anything to a magazine?<br />
No<br />
<br />
20] Did it get published?<br />
Yes<br />
<br />
21] Who are your favorite artists?<br />
I like a lot of artists<br />
<br />
22] What's your favourite Anime/Manga?<br />
dunno<br />
<br />
23] Favourite Character?<br />
im not really sure.<br />
<br />
24] Any artists that you'd like to draw like?<br />
i quite like the work of the guy who designed the xenomorph for alien<br />
<br />
25] Do you buy books a lot?<br />
No. I'm not really into reading.<br />
<br />
26] Did you ever buy a book to inspire you to draw?<br />
Kinda. i baught a book that then inspired me to draw, but i didnt get it for that purpose (it was the link to the past strategy guide)<br />
<br />
27] Any video games you enjoy?<br />
I like pretty much any kind appart from puzzlers and turn based rpgs.<br />
<br />
28] Any favourite characters from video games?<br />
just look at the characters on super smash bros mellee and remove cptn falcon<br />
<br />
29] Do you have a favourite writer?<br />
er. my favourite novel writer is steven perry, here on devart, i like the work of ~<a href="http://skrribles.deviantart.com/">skrribles</a> and *<a href="http://yoshi35027.deviantart.com/">Yoshi35027</a> (ive also heard good things about ~<a href="http://yoshiwannabe.deviantart.com/">YoshiWannabe</a>, so ill check that out to)<br />
<br />
30] Any books you really enjoy?<br />
Alien Vs Predater: Prey by steve perry<br />
<br />
31] Do you write fanfics?<br />
Ive had a little go at an AVP fanfic. It came out a little too cheesey though<br />
<br />
32] Any music that you often listen to while drawing?<br />
Oasis, Guns 'N' Roses or Kula Shaker<br />
<br />
33] Any recommended songs?<br />
Fade Away (Oasis) or 303 (Kula Shaker)<br />
<br />
34] Any websites that you totally admire?<br />
Deviantart, GameCheetz and thats about it.<br />
<br />
35] Do you have any sites you want to go everyday?<br />
Deviantart<br />
<br />
36] What is your dream site like?<br />
Your on it. (maybe a version where the yoshis i usually talk to arent in a different time zone)<br />
<br />
37] Do you like your own art?<br />
Not really.<br />
<br />
38] What do you enjoy watching on TV?<br />
I like Sitcoms (Reddwarf rules!!!!)<br />
<br />
39] Favourite celebrity?<br />
I dont really like celebraties.<br />
<br />
40] Favourite color?<br />
Close call between green and blue<br />
<br />
41] Favourite food?<br />
Meat. <br />
<br />
42] Fav Drink?<br />
Either iron bru or dandilion and burdok<br />
<br />
43] Any places you like to shop at?<br />
Game, gamestation, microshack, games workshop and somerfield (they do really nice lemon cakes)<br />
<br />
44] Can you cook?<br />
yeah, and pretty damn well to.<br />
<br />
45] Any programs you use often for email? Any electronic pets?<br />
well. hotmail is one. electronic pets? do nintendigs count?<br />
<br />
46] Are you a computer expert?<br />
Not really.<br />
<br />
47] Want to become a professional artist?<br />
IM not good enough<br />
<br />
48] Any other jobs you're interested in, besides an illustrator?<br />
i did want to be a pilot, but cant cos im short sighted<br />
<br />
49] Any other specialities besides drawing?<br />
Im an alright guitarist<br />
<br />
50] Do you like to watch movies?<br />
Meh.<br />
<br />
51] What's your... ]]></description>
                <author>*lizard-guy</author>
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                <title>various stuff</title>
                <link>http://lizard-guy.deviantart.com/journal/7101797/</link>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 21 Nov 2005 01:37:16 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ first off, im thinking of canning that lizad-guy chronicles thing, because im working on a short story i plan on submiting. ive started page 3 of "baby sitting" and there is currently no end in sight. ive been doing other pictures in between drawing the comic, one of which i cant think of a name for (basicaly, its two dragons cuddleing each other if you can think of a name, tell me). ive not got any further on yoshis island because i havnt had access to my own computer this weekend, and wont next weekend either. none uniform day last friday, and one of my friends ended up getting beaten up. i wont go into that cos its kind of a long story. as usual when i do these journals, im sat in ICT bored out of my head. we are doin work on data bases, and anyone whos done that will know how boring it is. finally watched the first austin powers film on saturday while i was babysitting. if that kid acts like he did again, i swear i will end him <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/shakefist.gif" width="24" height="18" alt=":shakefist:" title="CURSE YOU!" /> heres the thing. his mom tells him to stay in bed, and im there for security, and to make sure he stays in bed. basicaly, he got up and sat in the middle of the stairs. i told him to go back to bed and he shook his head. it may not sound like much, but believe me, it was <b>REALLY</b> annoying. then i threatened to call his mom and he ran off faster than a whippet with a bum full of dynamite. i could hear noises coming from his room. sounded liike he was going through his cupboard. i didnt bother doing anything, because i knew hed just jump into bed as soon as he heard me coming. heh. a fairly easy nights work though, and i got £15 out of it. ive finished painting most of my warhammer figures (which, by the way, are the reason i have the name "lizard-guy" when im a yoshi) and ill post a photo of them when ive done them all.<br />
<br />
this is lieutenent ripley, last surviver of the nostromo, signing off. ]]></description>
                <author>*lizard-guy</author>
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                <title>more unfortunateness</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 15 Nov 2005 06:30:58 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ first off, it turns out i cant use msn mssenger in school. im in IT at the minute. my computer wasnt logging me on, and i waited 25 minutes for my teacher to get to me to find out that there was just a loose wire in the back of the computer. my bandana could do with a clean already. i spent some time messing around with my dog and it got covered in fur. ive found a way to avoid getting stuff on it without taking it off (im a lazy yoshi <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/r/razz.gif" width="15" height="15" alt="=p" title="=p (Razz)" />) i simply turn it around, then spilled food goes onto mt chest instead of the bandana. simple, yet effective. nearly finished page two of "baby sitting" so far ive not included anyone other than me, the kid (whom i have not decided on a name for yet) and, of course, mr t. the idea of cutting a hole for my tail in my uniform has occured to me, but it would cause problems keeping the things on. i wish there was a yoshis only school close to me <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/d/depressed.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":depressed:" title="Depressed" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/shrug.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":shrug:" title="Shrug" /> still though, i dont get it as bad here as i did at my old school. at the minute, im sat next to my 6' 7 friend, who is playing on a game filled with sexual refferemces. ive spent so much time around humans i get most of them, even though they are all to do with mammals. ]]></description>
                <author>*lizard-guy</author>
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                <title>incredibly annoyed</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 14 Nov 2005 01:46:36 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ my blue bandana arrived on friday. i like it, but apparently its against school uniform, so i hardly get to wear it. none uniform day on friday though <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/w/w00t.gif" width="23" height="23" alt=":w00t:" title="w00t!" /> so at least the humans that run the school can get somthing right. we have a trip on wednesday, and the people that work at the place have arranged a strike for wednesday. we have to go to that in full uniform. its soo uncomfortable, and i take every oppertunaty not to wear the damn thing. try wearing these pants when you have a tail. it hurts to sit down. i nearly lost a shoe on the way here, because the golf course is so muddy. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/shrug.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":shrug:" title="Shrug" /> well, at least its better than the hour and a half bus ride to my old school. and this one isnt packed with chavs, and the ones that do come here arent too bad (though there are one or two i would like to... well, i think torture is too good for them). we are doing data bases in ICT. <b>BOOOOOOOOOOORING!</b>. i already know half of this stuff, and the rest is just to do with presentation. anyway, got to go. ]]></description>
                <author>*lizard-guy</author>
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                <title>the lizard-guy chronicles, part 4</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 20 Sep 2005 06:40:11 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ The creature looking back at me form the mirror was not anything like i was expecting. Not human. Green scales covered my body, huge sharp teeth sat in my mouth. Two large nostrils at the end of a snout.  Orange eyes with slited pupils stared into mine.<br />
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Large yellow scales were on my chest, claws upon my hands and feet. Spines ran down my back, and tail.<br />
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"I see..." i said, moving my gaze from my newly discovered tail to the woman. "I was to dazed to even notice my own apearence. Who do you think it was more of a shock for?"<br />
"It's hard to say... But most of the people around here are very supersticious." she said.<br />
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I sat, wondering why they may consider me to be bad karma. I could remember nothing from my past. I had to find somthing out. Maybe there are more of us. If i could find out, maybe things would become clearer to me. I decided that I would ask whoever was incharge of the vilage, and get more information about my warm welcome.... ]]></description>
                <author>*lizard-guy</author>
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                <title>the lizard-guy chronicles, part 3</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 31 Aug 2005 05:00:42 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ The figure slowly pulled down its cloak, revealing a beautiful young woman. She had light brown hair tied in a pony tail, and tanned skin. "You speak english, yes?" she asked. I nodded slowly. "They wanted to kill you." she continued,<br />
"They don't like outsiders?" i asked,<br />
"It isn't outsiders they don't like, it's you."<br />
"What? Why?" i was startled,<br />
"Your, appearance. It isn't one we have seen before. We thaught you were dangerous."<br />
"So you shot me, and got ready to burn me before you were sure? Brilliant idea!. Ever heard of a fair trial?"<br />
"Forgive us. Do you remember things?" she inquired,<br />
"All I remember is waking up on the shore lines here. Why am  I still tied up?"<br />
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The woman pulled out a knife, some people in the crowd moved closer, and she cut the ropes. I fell to the ground. The crowd quickly dissapeared, leaving behind the woman, and the man i saw earlier. "Whats wrong with my appearance?" I asked the woman. She didn't say anything. She gestured me to follow her. We began walking, and after a couple of minutes came to a small house. She opened the door and we went inside. <br />
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She pointed to a stool, which i sat on. I looked around the room. It was cozy. A small table at which my stool was placed, a cooker and a sink. If this was anything to go by, the town was probably quite simple. 'Wonder if they still deal in pesetas' i thaught. The woman came up to me, and held a mirror in front of her. I looked into it and felt a sudden coldness shoot through my body.... ]]></description>
                <author>*lizard-guy</author>
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                <title>the lizard-guy chronicles, part 2</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 31 Aug 2005 02:59:21 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I woke up a little while later. The world was a haze, and all the colours seemed to run. My sight slowly came back, and looking around I found myself to be in a small town. Looking down at myself, I noticed that i was tied tightly to a wooden stake. A bullet wound went deep into my chest, however that had stopped bleeding. <br />
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Suddenly, shouts came from the town, and looking up, i noticed a huge crowd of cloaked vilagers. One of the people came and stood next to me, behind a small altar. He began shouting things in some language i wasn't farmiliar with, the only word i could hear that he said was "lagarto!" which seemed to be used quite often. People were looking at me in shock, someone whispered "que dientes mas grandes," and more than a couple said "que es eso?".<br />
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The language sounded Spanish, a language that i had never learned (and still havn't). "What the hell is going on here?!" i snapped. The people moved back quickly, and the guy who was next to me retreated. One of the cloaked people from the crowd came up and stood face to face with me, and slowly took down its hood.... ]]></description>
                <author>*lizard-guy</author>
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                <title>the lizard-guy chronicles, part 1</title>
                <link>http://lizard-guy.deviantart.com/journal/6367297/</link>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 30 Aug 2005 08:45:01 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I woke up laying on a bed of sand. I could barely breath. Sand had found its way into every part of my body it possibly could. NOT a very comfortable feeling. I slowly stood up, shaking to get some of the stuff off me.<br />
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After acouple of minutes, i mannaged to regain controll of my self, then looked around. I had never seen the place before. Behind me was sea, and stretching before me was nothing but sand. I decided, given the situation, walking on wasnt such a bad idea. I could swim well, but i wouldnt know where to go, and i couldnt hold my breath forever. <br />
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I started to walk, the sun felt good on my back. After an hour of walking, still nothing. The ocassional plant was the only other sign of life. I started to feel hungry, but i had nothing with me. I saw a figure in the distance. Suddenly, there was a loud BANG, I looked at my chest. My cold blood was slowly making its way down my front. My legs began to wobble, i fell to my knees and passed out.... ]]></description>
                <author>*lizard-guy</author>
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                <title>ResidenEvilFans</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 17 Aug 2005 11:46:47 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Rules and ranks for the room.<br />
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Ranks:<br />
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Zombie: u cant do anything at all. you cant even join.<br />
YouAreDead: you didi somthing wrong, but like in the video games, u will get another chance.<br />
Human: Nothing has happened to you, you are new to Raccon City<br />
NewlyInfected: The first step towards becoming a member. When a higher member than you promotes you to this level, ask for cured, hunter, licker, spinner or chimera. (all have equal powers)<br />
Cured: You are cured. The T-Virus no longer affects you.<br />
Licker: The result of adding the T-Virus directly into a subject, resulting in an incredible stealth predater, faster and more intelligent than a zombie.<br />
Spinner: a giant spider created by adding the T-Virus to a tarantula.<br />
Chimera: The result of adding insect DNA with a subject that contains the T-Virus. The result is a strange insectoid creature, one arm is used to hold its victim, the other to slice the victims throat. They have a strange interest in anatomy: they will often toy with there prey before devouring, removing certain parts of the body first. Sometimes while the creature is still alive.<br />
Hunter: The result of adding the DNA of several carniverous creatures to an infected person. The result is a reptilian creature, it has poor eye sight, but incredible hearing and a great sence of smell. <br />
Stars Members: An elite paramiliatry force based in raccon city. They have good training and access to heavy weaponry. You can only become a member of stars if you were cured.<br />
Wesker: a former member of stars. He betrayed them, and took the T-Virous into his body. He is now a super human. He is stronger, and faster than any other T-Virous creature. He usually uses a combat knife. He is practically invincible. you can only be promoted to Wesker if you were NOT a member of cured.<br />
Commando: A highly trained stars member may become a commando, even better weapons training and more defence techniques. only attainable if you were a stars member.<br />
G-Monsters: a person or animal infected with the G-Virus. They have the power to regenerate after death, and are there fore invincible. The things infected by the G-Virus constantly mutate. Anyone can become a G-Monster, as it is a seperate virus to the T-Virus.<br />
lizard-guy: is a seperate rank only I can use. Commandos and G-Monsters both have the same powers on the room as me.<br />
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Rules<br />
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1.Swearing is allowed.<br />
2.You dont need to use brackets when role playing, but you can if it makes it easier for you.<br />
3.NO asking for a promotion.<br />
4.When you are NewlyInfected, choose either hunter, licker, spinner, chimera or cures, and tell someone stars member level or above. That is the ONLY time you ask for a promotion. ]]></description>
                <author>*lizard-guy</author>
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                <title>ReptileHouse rules.</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 08 Aug 2005 04:01:11 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Rules,<br />
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1. using the insult "green" will result in a 2 week ban.<br />
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2. no insulting other members. first time u will be kicked, second time u will be banned for as ong as we see fit.<br />
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3. no messing with the topic without my permission.<br />
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4. using emoticons over and over (spamming) is allowed, as long as you dont annoy anyone. if you are told to stop, STOP!<br />
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5. swearing is allowed.<br />
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6. no asking for promotions. that is annoying and rude.<br />
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click the link to go to the ReptileHouse.<br />
<a href="http://chat.deviantart.com/chat/ReptileHouse">[link]</a> ]]></description>
                <author>*lizard-guy</author>
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                <title>ReptileHouse</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 06 Aug 2005 10:03:55 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Its my new chat room, plz check it out people. ]]></description>
                <author>*lizard-guy</author>
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