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new account is

please stop watching me on here. ):

]]> ~lolzplz http://lolzplz.deviantart.com/journal/19586630/ http://lolzplz.deviantart.com/journal/19586630/ Fri, 25 Jul 2008 08:23:18 PDT
not telling

people have been blocked on it

if you want to know, plox note me here, i'll check back

byeeeeeeeeeee

]]> ~lolzplz http://lolzplz.deviantart.com/journal/19479144/ http://lolzplz.deviantart.com/journal/19479144/ Sat, 19 Jul 2008 08:47:53 PDT
]]> ~lolzplz http://lolzplz.deviantart.com/journal/19406844/ http://lolzplz.deviantart.com/journal/19406844/ Tue, 15 Jul 2008 09:56:09 PDT
lool omg my dad was doing 40 mph and i can't imagine people doing 70 - 80 mph because even 40 was too fast for me @___@

lol thelma was sitting outside and we drove by her and then dad flipped the waverunner on purpose but i kept my balance and stayed on LOL.

and then a biting fly bit me so now my leg hurts. ; ;

i love you emma



]]> ~lolzplz http://lolzplz.deviantart.com/journal/19394102/ http://lolzplz.deviantart.com/journal/19394102/ Mon, 14 Jul 2008 16:03:06 PDT
i love you emma i am so lost w/o you ; ;!





]]> ~lolzplz http://lolzplz.deviantart.com/journal/19307914/ http://lolzplz.deviantart.com/journal/19307914/ Thu, 10 Jul 2008 10:04:24 PDT
my neck hurts all of a sudden idk why buuuut

i miss you emma
i love you





]]> ~lolzplz http://lolzplz.deviantart.com/journal/19281132/ http://lolzplz.deviantart.com/journal/19281132/ Tue, 08 Jul 2008 20:25:29 PDT
IT FEELS SO GOOD TO BE HOME AGAIN OMG. @__@

i can breathe and i can't wait to sleep in my own, comfortable bed. @__@

as for the last journal, no, holly, i wasn't talking about you, even if you wanted that to be true, but lately a few people which will remain anonymous, have really dissapointed me. o well. maybe some people can learn to get along...?

i love you emma.

NOW FOR SOMETHING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT.

1. WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (Mother & father's middle name)
Ann Anthony ( creative... )

2. NASCAR NAME: (First name of your mother's dad, father's dad)
Donny Frank ( LOL WOT )

3. STAR WARS NAME: (The first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name)
Skial ( gangster )

4. DETECTIVE NAME: (Favorite color, favorite animal)
Green Cat ( lol emma is.. red cat... ... desu.... )

5. SOAP OPERA NAME: (Middle name, city where you were born)
Frances Hunterdon

6. SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd fav color, fav drink, add "THE" to the beginning)
The Black Coca Cola ( GANGSTER AMIRITE? )

7. FLY NAME: (First 2 letters of 1st name, last 2 letters of your last name)
Alee ( REAL DIFFERENCE... )

8. GANGSTA NAME: (Fav ice cream flavor, fav cookie)
Neapolitan Wafer ( hot )

9. ROCK STAR NAME: (Current pets name, current street name)
TAY TAY NORTH SECOND??// wot

10. STRIPPER NAME: (Name of your fav perfume/cologne, fav candy)
Citrus Chocolate ( wot )

11. PORN NAME: (1st pet, street you grew up on)
Peebles Lyman ( my first cat was a dick )




]]> ~lolzplz http://lolzplz.deviantart.com/journal/19249694/ http://lolzplz.deviantart.com/journal/19249694/ Mon, 07 Jul 2008 08:13:27 PDT 's a rant for another day. lord knows i need flaming atm. @__@

i miss you emma ; ;
i need yoooou.
i love you. ; ;



]]> ~lolzplz http://lolzplz.deviantart.com/journal/19233649/ http://lolzplz.deviantart.com/journal/19233649/ Sun, 06 Jul 2008 10:52:51 PDT
THIS COMPUTER HAS 16 BIT COLOR.

AND DIAL UP.

NOT UPGRADED DIAL UP.

DIAL UP.

GET ME OUT OUT OUT OUT I NEE YOU @___@

I DONT WANT NEMOAR VACATIONS IF IT MEANS I CAN'T TALK TO YOU.

RRRRRRRRRRRRG I HAET THIS.

i've been watching csi forevar and i ran out now i'm rly dead inside and this internet SUUUUCKS.

EMMA AIM ME OK.

XWOLFSOCKSX

DO IT PLOX ; ;

I MISS YOOOOOOU I NEEEED YOU @__@

]]> ~lolzplz http://lolzplz.deviantart.com/journal/19081315/ http://lolzplz.deviantart.com/journal/19081315/ Fri, 27 Jun 2008 18:52:10 PDT
Let's just say, it came out awesome. I'd write the story but I'm really lazy.

I'll get pics on sunday, but ommmmmggggg~~~~

]]> ~lolzplz http://lolzplz.deviantart.com/journal/19024151/ http://lolzplz.deviantart.com/journal/19024151/ Tue, 24 Jun 2008 16:26:46 PDT
ANYWAYS.

Three Things You Want To Do Before You Die:
1. SEE EMMA.
2. GO TO EUROPE WITH EMMA.
3. get a wii @____@

Three Parts Of Your Heritage:
1. AMERIKUH!
2. PO-LAND!
3. IRISH DRUNKS!

Three Things That Scare You:
1. heights
2. needles
3. ~THE DARK~

Three Of Your Everyday Essentials:
1. my ipod which i swing around on the headphone cord and often smash into the ground!
2. MY LAPTOP.
3. my art skillzzezzezezeezzzzzz

Three Things You Are Wearing Right Now:
1. army camoflauge tank top
2. shorts
3. ipod!!?

Three Of Your Favorite Bands/Musical Artists:
1. TOKIO HOTEL
2. placebo atm
3. antic cafe!!

Three Things You Want In A Relationship:
1. love
2. trust
3. honesty

Two Truths And A Lie:
1. i lav emma
2. i'm prob gay
3. DICKS?

Three Things You Want To Do Really Badly Right Now:
1. play gta ; ;
2. talk 2 emma
3. has sax w/ emma

Three Kid's Names You Like:
1. what kids
2. what kids
3. what kids

Three Ways That You Are Stereotypically A Girl:
1. i liek pedicures and manicures!!
2. candy!!
3. i have tits!!

Three Ways That You Are Stereotypically A Boy:
1. video games
2. racist
3. hates makeup!!

Three Fags that have to do this:




]]> ~lolzplz http://lolzplz.deviantart.com/journal/18963300/ http://lolzplz.deviantart.com/journal/18963300/ Sat, 21 Jun 2008 08:27:00 PDT
i just checked out the plane tickets for the florida trip, we're going to tampa lulz.

fffffffffffffffffffffffff i need to pee.

fffffffffffffffffffffffff i lav you emma. ^__^



]]> ~lolzplz http://lolzplz.deviantart.com/journal/18890932/ http://lolzplz.deviantart.com/journal/18890932/ Tue, 17 Jun 2008 11:11:13 PDT
YES.

YES!!

YES YES YES YES POCKY GIRLS NOMNOM YES FINALLY I CAN'T WAIT FOR THE BEST SUMMER EVER.

I get to spend moar tiem with mai wifey~~~

GOD YES seriously you people don't know how much I HATE SCHOOL i can finally be home and be a lazy fag again, but with emma. and that makes my summer even better yeah!!



]]> ~lolzplz http://lolzplz.deviantart.com/journal/18880970/ http://lolzplz.deviantart.com/journal/18880970/ Mon, 16 Jun 2008 19:59:12 PDT
Dear Emma,
I don't know how to say this, but I'm joining a monastery.
I think I realized it last year with Chuck Norris, and I saw you carve your name in my cat.
I'm sure you're senile enough to understand that the garbage-man turns me on.
I'm sending back your military service-memory-box, but I'll keep your picture as a memory.
You should know that I get sick when I think about a new life as a clone.

With relief,

Ali



--

Rules:
1. Fill in the gaps with the info.
2. Post to da or myspace... or something
3. You read this... you're tagged!


The Note:
Dear -your partners name- (if you're single, write John)
I don't know how to say this, but __1__.
I think I realised it __2__ __3__, and I saw you __4__ __5__.
I'm sure you're __6__ enough to understand __7__.
I'm sending back __8__, but I'll keep __9__ as a memory.
You should know that I __10__ __11__.
__12__
-your name-


The Info
1.THE COLOR OF YOUR SHIRT:
blue- our romance is over
red- our affair is at an end
white- I'm joining a monastery
black- I hate you
green- our horoscopes doesn't match
grey- You're a perv
yellow- I'm on the streets
pink- Your nostrils are an insult
brown- the mafia is after you
no shirt- You're a loser
other- I'm in love with your sister

2. WHAT MONTH WERE YOU BORN IN?
January- that night
february- last year
march- when we were skinny dipping
april- when I was high on sesame seed
may- when I was shaving your legs
june- when you put handcuffs on me
july- when I threw up
august- When I saw the tiny head
september- when your dwarf bit me
october- When I was taking a walk
november- When I tied my shoes
December- When your dog went crazy

3. FAV FOOD?
tacos- in your house
pizza- in your van
pasta - in London
Hamburger- Under the bus
salad- while you were eating enchiladas
chicken- with Chuck Norris
kebab- in your closet
fish- in woman-clothes
sandwich- at the mental hospital
hotdogs- in trans
other- with mr and mrs Bush

4. WHATS THE COLOR OF YOUR SOCKS?
yellow- hitting on
red- insulting
black- ignoring
blue- punching
purple- pour syrup on
white- carve your name in
grey- tear the clothes of
brown- put leeches on
pink- steal the toupee from
no socks- sit on
other- chasing out

5. WHAT'S THE COLOR OF YOUR UNDERWEAR?
black – my best friend
White- my father
grey- john travolta
Brown- my whoopee cushion
purple- my pie
red- th cookiemonster
blue- my alovera plant
Yellow- my pen-pal from Ghana
Orange – my Carl Larsson-collection
pink – my cat
no underwear – my Cartman-statue
Other- The crazy monk

6. WHAT DO YOU WATCH ON TV?
Scrubs - woman (if you're male) / man (if you're female)
O.C. - sensitive
One Tree Hill - open
Heroes - ashamed
Lost - turned on
House - cowardly
Simpsons - scarred
the news - Mongolian
American Idol – masochistic
Family Guy - senile
other - frost-bited

7.WHAT MOOD ARE YOU IN RIGHT NOW?
happy- how bad I've been feeling
sad- How boring you are
bored- that your Honda sucks
angry- that all your pimples are in the last stadium
depressed- That I have changed sex
exited- that there's no solution to
nervous- the Middle east
worried- that we're cousins
apathetic- that Santa doesn't exist
ashamed- that I'm allergic to your hamster
huggable- that the garbage-man turns me on
exceedingly happy- that I'm a clone
other- "Deal or no deal" sucks

8. THE COLOR OF YOUR BEDROOM-WALLPAPER/PAINT?
white- your ring
yellow- your love letters
red- your Darth Vader-poster
black- your pet rock
blue- the pillows
green- the pictures of Portugal
Orange- your artificial teeth
brown- your cellphone
grey- our matching snoopy-bibs
pink- the old toe-nails
other- your military service-memory-box

9. THE FIRST LETTER IN YOUR NAME?
A/B - Your picture
C/D - the oil-stock shares
E/F - My virginity
G/H - your neighbor Carl
I/J - The blood-test results
K/L- your left ear
M/N - Your suicide-... ]]> ~lolzplz http://lolzplz.deviantart.com/journal/18876585/ http://lolzplz.deviantart.com/journal/18876585/ Mon, 16 Jun 2008 15:34:06 PDT
one more day of school i have to endure and then its OVER YAAAAY SUMMER.

omg when i go to florida ill miss the internet lol ;___;



]]> ~lolzplz http://lolzplz.deviantart.com/journal/18852373/ http://lolzplz.deviantart.com/journal/18852373/ Sun, 15 Jun 2008 10:05:57 PDT

uhmmmhhmHMJHMhMhmHmHM taking doodle requests because i'm goddamn BORED unless you wanna donate with 3 gd??? /? ? ? ? // / / / hi???????//////

butts



]]> ~lolzplz http://lolzplz.deviantart.com/journal/18840508/ http://lolzplz.deviantart.com/journal/18840508/ Sat, 14 Jun 2008 15:30:09 PDT Actually drawing stuff again YEAH!!11

This drama sucks and needs to stop.

Lavemma



]]> ~lolzplz http://lolzplz.deviantart.com/journal/18813678/ http://lolzplz.deviantart.com/journal/18813678/ Fri, 13 Jun 2008 03:32:52 PDT
wutev.



]]> ~lolzplz http://lolzplz.deviantart.com/journal/18806045/ http://lolzplz.deviantart.com/journal/18806045/ Thu, 12 Jun 2008 16:26:52 PDT
We are hot, you are jealous.



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]]> ~lolzplz http://lolzplz.deviantart.com/journal/18764005/ http://lolzplz.deviantart.com/journal/18764005/ Tue, 10 Jun 2008 10:09:04 PDT
Newaiz.

I GOT AN A ON MY ENGLISH FINAL HAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! i didn't even study I'm just so smart!! Not really.

Got a B+ in World Cultures.

Idk about Sicence or Algebra yet.

Another half day.

Thursday I go to Dorney Park for a school trip. FUCK YEAH!!!!



]]> ~lolzplz http://lolzplz.deviantart.com/journal/18732134/ http://lolzplz.deviantart.com/journal/18732134/ Sun, 08 Jun 2008 14:08:11 PDT
'k so, my mom lives with her roomate, and he has two kids- Eric, who is 15, and Ian, who is like.. 13.

I've known the both of them for a realllyyyyy looong time, maybe over... 8 years? It IS 2008, right? So, 8 years.

And don't ask me HOW or WHY or WUT but I guess... I like Eric. AAAAANNND... I'm with him. I think.

Nyar. I'm happy.

]]> ~lolzplz http://lolzplz.deviantart.com/journal/18559182/ http://lolzplz.deviantart.com/journal/18559182/ Thu, 29 May 2008 12:09:50 PDT
i was like. on kopff street. i don't know where that is.

but i'm home!!!!!!!111

i think i took a wrong turn. @_____@

]]> ~lolzplz http://lolzplz.deviantart.com/journal/18543367/ http://lolzplz.deviantart.com/journal/18543367/ Wed, 28 May 2008 12:39:18 PDT
UHHHH feeling better.

Sai.

SAI.

TWINS, OKAY???

TWINS.
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FUCKING RAPE TWINS.

]]> ~lolzplz http://lolzplz.deviantart.com/journal/18527516/ http://lolzplz.deviantart.com/journal/18527516/ Tue, 27 May 2008 13:16:51 PDT
]]> ~lolzplz http://lolzplz.deviantart.com/journal/18505226/ http://lolzplz.deviantart.com/journal/18505226/ Mon, 26 May 2008 05:13:53 PDT
I kept telling my parents I wasn't feeling good but they didn't do anything about it and so i'm sicker. Sore throat, stuffy nose, the works. Eh, finals are coming up too. @__@

]]> ~lolzplz http://lolzplz.deviantart.com/journal/18324979/ http://lolzplz.deviantart.com/journal/18324979/ Wed, 14 May 2008 17:33:12 PDT
Boobs.

That is all. :J

]]> ~lolzplz http://lolzplz.deviantart.com/journal/18227773/ http://lolzplz.deviantart.com/journal/18227773/ Thu, 08 May 2008 14:01:47 PDT
But mostly sleeping~

]]> ~lolzplz http://lolzplz.deviantart.com/journal/18181230/ http://lolzplz.deviantart.com/journal/18181230/ Mon, 05 May 2008 13:41:41 PDT
Tomorrow I have to have a confrence with my teachers and my parents, and jesus tits, I REALLY don't want to see my print shop teacher because he's a butt, and I'm scared of him so I avoid going into his class now because he yelled at me and scared the living fkwaffles out of me.

I need advice. Precious, the cat we got, keeps chewing on the wires in my moms house, and she's spraying stuff on it to keep her away, but does anyone know any better ideas to keep her away and or breaking the wires? She's thinking of putting Precious outside and if she does, we'll probably never see her again. ; ;

]]> ~lolzplz http://lolzplz.deviantart.com/journal/18134906/ http://lolzplz.deviantart.com/journal/18134906/ Fri, 02 May 2008 15:00:16 PDT
Oooooookay sooo... nothing much to update, reaaaally.

There's a sore underneath my eye and I hate it and I keep rubbing it but it makes it worse and Emma is afk over msn so i'm raping her with spam and chainsaws.

JOIN MABIRAPI PLOX?>>????/

[link]

DO IT FAGGOTS.

Please? ^__________^

Seizure on the Ruairi server. Nyar.

]]> ~lolzplz http://lolzplz.deviantart.com/journal/17992381/ http://lolzplz.deviantart.com/journal/17992381/ Wed, 23 Apr 2008 13:28:09 PDT
Oh, god.

Just.. LOL.

:3

]]> ~lolzplz http://lolzplz.deviantart.com/journal/17975498/ http://lolzplz.deviantart.com/journal/17975498/ Tue, 22 Apr 2008 12:35:07 PDT that knock me out whenever they touch me~~

~ ~ ~

god, i think i'm im love with archery. yesterday i couldn't get it because i kept holding onto the arrow and not letting it go, but i got the hang of it it now. i might consider going to ARCHERY SCHOOL?? or classes or something, but only if i could convince people to go with me.

my arm hurts though, because i don't like to use my MUSCLES but they'll just have to get used to it!

drew seizure today, scanning now. :>

other than that, nothing else to mention that is of importance, other than emma has kickass music and i lav her and crystal and ashleigh and fffffff.

~ ~ ~

'



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lol satan likes me

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fffffffffff

maek teh dramaz stop.

]]> ~lolzplz http://lolzplz.deviantart.com/journal/17924991/ http://lolzplz.deviantart.com/journal/17924991/ Sat, 19 Apr 2008 09:23:07 PDT
la dee da.

anime on the tv, cereal in my belly, music on mai laptawp.

lief is guuuud @_____@;

i'm still hungry.

hmmmmmm i made plans with my mom to go to FLAWRIDA this summer. i'm SOEXCITEDZ!! because that means FUNFUNFUNINTEHFACKINGSUNYA!!?

i feel like drawing.

bitches gimme requests. @_@;;

]]> ~lolzplz http://lolzplz.deviantart.com/journal/17912944/ http://lolzplz.deviantart.com/journal/17912944/ Fri, 18 Apr 2008 14:16:37 PDT
okay, so apparently, i finally got back together with a very close friend who right now, is the only one i can truely trust, emma. well, holly thought she was getting ignored or replaced or something, when it's not against the law to talk to your old friend and talk about things. so, she finds fen and gets all buddy buddy, but I feel ignored and replaced now, i try to talk to her and most of the time, when i get homerom school, shes not online so i try to remember to whisper later on, but, i forget, obv, so she whispers me. or, in this case, she doesn't. not for awhile, anyways.

so, i try to talk to her about how i feel replaced by fengo, when in reality, i'm probably being a very jealous person. now, this is where shit gets terrible.

she posts whisper logs of my feelings and actually LAUGHS at me, and i don't know this because, oh, hi, i'm BANNED so emma as to tell me.

i want to know a few things, holly.

a. why'd you post logs in the lobby of dp? don't bullshit me and say it was to ask for advice, because last i checked, loling at your ex-best friend wasn't askig for advice. in fact, you were being kind of a bitch.
b.why'd you change bills email? the alt? i shared it with you with emma. you should have been happy enough to have shared it, but changing the email was the first step to scamming. not totally pissed, though.
c. why is 'loling' with emma, so terrible? can i not have another friend to laugh with? she wasn't replacing you, wow.
d. why did i buy you life classics for no charge, on MY BIRTHDAY no less, and you sell them weeks later, and then go around asking for some? it wa a gift, that i didn't have to buy you.

you felt replaced, you know how i felt, but you posted logs. in the freaking dp lobby, where everyone can see it.

i don't think i need you as a friend, knowing you did that. seriously. do you know how bad it hurt?

this was just an explanation of me being in a bad mood. but let's get real.

who DOES that?

TL;DR- drama

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Reasos are beyond belief, unfortunately.

^_^

]]> ~lolzplz http://lolzplz.deviantart.com/journal/17612316/ http://lolzplz.deviantart.com/journal/17612316/ Mon, 31 Mar 2008 18:55:34 PDT

**CHASTITY BELTS AROUND OUR NAPES C____C**

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FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFffffffffffffffffffff

]]> ~lolzplz http://lolzplz.deviantart.com/journal/17610941/ http://lolzplz.deviantart.com/journal/17610941/ Mon, 31 Mar 2008 17:37:22 PDT

**CHASTITY BELT AROUND OUR NAPES C________C**

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IDK tired.

School suuuuuuuuuucks.

Uhm, if I'm not on next week, by next next monday, uhm, I got grounded just a heads up lmfao. >3>

Handed in my S.S project about NATINULSMZ ON POLANDZ LOL!! I only handed in a Powerpoint, Essay and Bibliography, though, probably gonna get less than 50% fff.

TITS idk.

]]> ~lolzplz http://lolzplz.deviantart.com/journal/17575825/ http://lolzplz.deviantart.com/journal/17575825/ Sat, 29 Mar 2008 15:29:08 PDT

**CHASTITY BELTS AROUND OUR NAPES C___C**

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^_~

that is all.

]]> ~lolzplz http://lolzplz.deviantart.com/journal/17569666/ http://lolzplz.deviantart.com/journal/17569666/ Sat, 29 Mar 2008 08:16:49 PDT

**CHASTITY BELTS AROUND OUR NAPES C__C**

Urg. Mom is coming within an hour, I just got done getting dressed and all that.

-- LOL DRAMA --

SO HOW ARE ALL OF YOU????????????????

I'm still sick. Getting my period. Life suuuuuuuuuuuuucks.
Open for commissions, btw!

So, i noticed something. All I really watch is anime on the FUN channel. Lol.

There's some good anime on there too, but BLAK KAT!! is the best on there srsly.

I COLORED MY HAIR OMG! Ya it's red now lol. Some brown shows but I think we overdid it with the color, to be honest I really only wanted my bangs red, but yeah.

]]> ~lolzplz http://lolzplz.deviantart.com/journal/17559520/ http://lolzplz.deviantart.com/journal/17559520/ Fri, 28 Mar 2008 15:20:03 PDT



If your life were a movie, what would the soundtrack be?
So, here's how it works:
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that plays
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool...

Format is as such:
Artist (Album name, if available) - Song Name (Comments)

[OPENING CREDITS]: Anthrax - I'm The Man
lolwut

[WAKING UP]: Jewel - Long Slow Slide
doesnt make sense, really, but k.

[FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL]: The Birthday Massacre - The Dream
... uh

[FALLING IN LOVE]: Paramore - Let This Go
... WHAT thats breaking up isnt it idk

[FIGHT SONG]: Tokio Hotel - Scream
lollll

[BREAKING UP]: Avril Lavigne - He Wasn't
LOLLLLL.

[PROM]: Jewel - I'm Leaving On A Jet Plane
aaaaaaaaaa wut

[LIFE]: Mark Wills - When You Think Of Me
fuk u

[MENTAL BREAKDOWN]: Paramore - Fences
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL.

[DRIVING]: Freezepop - Freezepop Forever
wut

[FLASHBACK]: t.A.T.u - Gomensai
lollllll

[WEDDING]: Hilary Duff - Someone's Watching Over Me
.. lol wut

[BIRTH OF CHILD]: Freezepop - Photographic
wut

[FINAL BATTLE]: t.A.T.u - Not Gonna Get Us
lol wut

[DEATH SCENE]: Jewel - Kiss Me
ttly

[FUNERAL SONG]: The Birthday Massacre - Holiday
UHH

[END CREDITS]: Freezepop - Lazy
so true

]]> ~lolzplz http://lolzplz.deviantart.com/journal/17531830/ http://lolzplz.deviantart.com/journal/17531830/ Wed, 26 Mar 2008 19:59:36 PDT

CHASTITY BELTS AROUND OUR NECKS. ^_~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

--

FEBRUARY:
Abstract thoughts. Loves reality and abstract. Intelligent and clever. Changing personality. Attractive. Sexy.Temperamental. Quiet, shy and humble. Honest and loyal. Determined to reach goals. Loves freedom. Rebellious when restricted. Loves aggressiveness. Too sensitive and easily hurt. Gets angry really easily but does not show it. Dislikes unnecessary things. Loves making friends but rarely shows it. Daring and stubborn. Ambitious. Realizes dreams and hopes. Sharp. Loves entertainment and leisure. Romantic on the inside not outside. Superstitious and ludicrous. Spendthrift. Tries to learn to show emotions.

too lazy to find the other months, go find them yourself. ^__^

]]> ~lolzplz http://lolzplz.deviantart.com/journal/17527962/ http://lolzplz.deviantart.com/journal/17527962/ Wed, 26 Mar 2008 15:56:21 PDT

RRRRR WE LOVE SEX.

thats out chastity belt. around our necks. ^_~~~~~~~~~~~~~

]]> ~lolzplz http://lolzplz.deviantart.com/journal/17516015/ http://lolzplz.deviantart.com/journal/17516015/ Tue, 25 Mar 2008 19:40:28 PDT
rrrrr

]]> ~lolzplz http://lolzplz.deviantart.com/journal/17504741/ http://lolzplz.deviantart.com/journal/17504741/ Tue, 25 Mar 2008 06:46:05 PDT
UH UH

YEAAAAH.

...

...


shut up i'm not insane.

]]> ~lolzplz http://lolzplz.deviantart.com/journal/17441885/ http://lolzplz.deviantart.com/journal/17441885/ Fri, 21 Mar 2008 12:01:00 PDT [x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.
[x] You have run into a glass/screen door.
[x]You have jumped out of a moving vehicle. [wasn't going very FAST but yes I 'jumped' out of it]
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.
Total = 5

[x] You have run into a tree.
[] It IS possible to lick your elbow
[x] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[x]You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm.
[x] You just tried to sing them.
[x] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
[x] You have choked on your own spit.
[x]You have seen the the Matrix and still don’t get it.
[x] You didn’t notice that in the last question “the” was spelled twice
[x] You just looked at it.
[]Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde.
[x]People have called you slow.
Total so far = 15

[] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[x] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes/cheek.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling.
[x] You’ve fallen asleep in class
[x] If someone says “fart” you laugh.
[x] You just laughed.
Total so far = 20

[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking
[x] You tell a story and forget what you were talking about.
[x] People are often shaking their heads and walking away from you.
[]You are often told to use your “inside voice”.
[x]You use your fingers to do simple math.
Total so far = 24

[] You have eaten a bug.
[] You are taking this test when you should be doing something important.
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it.
[x] You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand or pocket.
Total so far = 26

[] You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don’t even when you know it won’t happen to you.
[x] You break a lot of things.
[] Your friends know not to use big words around you
[x] You sometimes tilt your head when you’re confused
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before
[x] When you’re laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling.
Total so far = 30

LOL 30 i must be retarded.

]]> ~lolzplz http://lolzplz.deviantart.com/journal/17438904/ http://lolzplz.deviantart.com/journal/17438904/ Fri, 21 Mar 2008 08:15:22 PDT
EOS.

]]> ~lolzplz http://lolzplz.deviantart.com/journal/17345863/ http://lolzplz.deviantart.com/journal/17345863/ Sat, 15 Mar 2008 11:17:15 PDT
HOLLYYYYY I MISS YOU. ; ;

FFFFFFFFFFFFF.
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF.

I HATE SCHOOL LOL.

TY FOR THE CHIN MISTER.

I WILL REPAY YOU WITH HOT STEAMY...

RICE CAKES.

YES.

HAHA.

OKAY.

BYE.



]]> ~lolzplz http://lolzplz.deviantart.com/journal/17274366/ http://lolzplz.deviantart.com/journal/17274366/ Mon, 10 Mar 2008 16:16:44 PDT
FFFF SO WHAT'S UP DICKSNIFFERS?

i got the alt train now who is my main i love jesus yes

]]> ~lolzplz http://lolzplz.deviantart.com/journal/17215598/ http://lolzplz.deviantart.com/journal/17215598/ Thu, 06 Mar 2008 19:18:19 PST Click random article again; that is your album name.
Click random article 15 more times; those are the tracks on your album.

Your Band Name: Cleavage Stimulatory Factor

Your Album Name: Tavrey Airlines

1. Boulton's Siding
2. Archbishop Chrysostomos I
3. List of Ambassadors from the United Kingdom to Burma
4. Green Township, Ross County, Ohio
5. Chatelaine
6. Valea Rea River
7. Central Stadium
8. Twentieth Century
9. Works and Days
10. Fahrenheit
11. Singuila
12. WGAW
13. James W. Husted
14. Dendropsophus Bipunctatus
15. Housing Starts

HOT BAND RIGHT I FIND IT FUNNY BECAUSE OF MY FLAT CHESTEDNESS.

]]> ~lolzplz http://lolzplz.deviantart.com/journal/17214515/ http://lolzplz.deviantart.com/journal/17214515/ Thu, 06 Mar 2008 18:09:52 PST Birthday: 02/01/1993
Birthplace: hunterdon
Current Location: wouldn't you like to know?
Eye Color: hazel plz
Hair Color: brown ugh i need to get it dyed
Height: 5'3'' I CHECKED
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: polish / irish wut
The Shoes You Wore Today: sneakers fag
Your Weakness: your mom
Your Fears: heights, needles, darkness, YOU KNOW THIS SHIT ALREADY SHUT UP
Your Perfect Pizza: you ;3333333333
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: SEE HOLLY MOTHERFUCKERS
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: LOL
Thoughts First Waking Up: i love jesus
Your Best Physical Feature: you tell me!!
Your Bedtime: weekdays - 10:30pm, weekends - 12am
Your Most Missed Memory: i 4get
Pepsi or Coke: pepsi motherfucker
MacDonalds or Burger King: burger king lick my pickles
Single or Group Dates: it depends e__________e
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: NESTEA FAG
Chocolate or Vanilla: omnomnonmonmonmnomnnom WHY MUST YOU TORTURE MEEEE.
Cappuccino or Coffee: neither douche
Do you Smoke: fuck no
Do you Swear: what do you FUCKING think asslicker
Do you Sing: when i'm in da SHOWARRRRRr.
Do you Shower Daily: read above dick.
Have you Been in Love: who the fuck hasn't
Do you want to go to College: no it sounds boring and i bet if i got a dorm there'd be old people in the closet watching me masturbate with a keyboard
Do you want to get Married: ya sure
Do you belive in yourself: not alot but yeah i guess
Do you get Motion Sickness: sometimes only if i read in a car when we drive to florida or something
Do you think you are Attractive: my chest is flat
Are you a Health Freak: fuck no
Do you get along with your Parents: yes i lav them
Do you like Thunderstorms: no if i could i'd hide in my own pants
Do you play an Instrument: i used to play the flute but i got bored
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: no gtfo my internets
In the past month have you Smoked: no go get emphysema
In the past month have you been on Drugs: totally i love snorting cocaine NOT
In the past month have you gone on a Date: you wish
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: i want to
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: oh boy jap fish uhm NO
In the past month have you been on Stage: ahahahahahahahahhhnogtfo.
In the past month have you been Dumped: moar like did i dump anyone amirite? but no i didnt
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: i think people would be scared of my chest
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: i stole your virginity last night
Ever been Drunk: no gtfo
Ever been called a Tease: hahahahahahahano
Ever been Beaten up: when i was little. ;^;
Ever Shoplifted: yes LOL
How do you want to Die: in my sleep
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: jesus who the fuck doesn't
What country would you most like to Visit: I WANNA SEE HOLLY FUCKER UGH

hi i love jesus

]]> ~lolzplz http://lolzplz.deviantart.com/journal/17105196/ http://lolzplz.deviantart.com/journal/17105196/ Thu, 28 Feb 2008 15:49:18 PST http://lolzplz.deviantart.com/journal/16851842/ Tue, 12 Feb 2008 16:38:37 PST
[x] you love hoodies.
[ ] you love jeans.
[ ] dogs are better than cats.
[ ] it's hilarious when people get hurt.
[ ] you've played with/against boys on a team.
[x] shopping is torture.
[x] sad movies suck.
[ ] you own an x-box.
[x] played with hotwheels cars as a kid.
[ ] at some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
[x] you own a DS, PS2 or sega.
[ ] you used to be obsessed with power rangers.
[x] you watch sports on TV.
[ ] gory movies are cool.
[ ] you go to your dad for advice.
[ ] you own like a trillion baseball caps.
[ ] you like going to football games.
[ ] you used to/do collect baseball cards.
[x] baggy pants are cool to wear.
[x] it's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
[x] green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
[x] you love to go crazy and not care what people think.
[ ] sports are fun.
[ ] talk with food in your mouth.
[ ] wear boxers.

TOTAL: 11

~~~~~

Your girl side:

[ ] you wear lip gloss.
[ ] you love to shop.
[ ] you wear eyeliner.
[ ] you have some of the same shirts in different colors.
[ ] you wear the color pink.
[x] go to your mom for advice.
[ ] you consider cheerleading a sport.
[ ] you hate wearing the color black.
[ ] you like hanging out at the mall.
[ ] you like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
[ ] you like wearing jewelry.
[ ] skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
[ ] shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
[x] you don't like the movie star wars.
[x] you are/were in cheerleading, gymnastics or dance.
[ ] it takes you around 1 hour to shower, get dressed, and put on make-up and accessories.
[ ] you smile a lot more than you should.
[ ] you have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
[ ] you care about what you look like.
[ ] you like wearing dresses when you can.
[ ] you like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
[x] you wear girl underwear.
[x] used to play with dolls as little kid.
[ ] like putting make-up on someone else for the joy of it.
[x] like taking pictures of yourself with your cell phone/camera when you're bored.

TOTAL: 6

Ahahaha fail. Anyways, no sign of the tablet yet, and my big brother is giving me 50$ for my PSP... I forget if i mentioned that in my other journal, but wutev.

Dude, it's snowing so hard here. I hope I don't have school tomorrow! ): I don't wanna see that Jessica girl. Moron left her Snapple out in the locker room in print shop, and I had to accidentally knock it over, she bitches at me and calls me a cunt. (Uhm, the teacher said not to have food or drinks near the classroom, dumbass.) Well, moron, maybe if you weren't such a bitch to Travis (annoying kid in our class), maybe karma wouldn't bite you in the ass. And she complained about it getting on her bag. Good. Shouldn't have drinks in the fucking locker room anyways, as mentioned above. Pull your head out of your ass.

Rant O' Rama over. l3;

]]> ~lolzplz http://lolzplz.deviantart.com/journal/16816451/ http://lolzplz.deviantart.com/journal/16816451/ Sun, 10 Feb 2008 12:14:25 PST 1) Choose one of your own character.
2) Make them answer the following questions.
3) Then tag three people.
4) Feel free to add some questions of your own.

Character Chosen:
Ali!!1

1) What gender are you:
I HAVE BOOBS... AND I HAVE A VAGINA.

2) What is your age?
15!@@21!112122

3) Do you want a hug?
Yas plz.

4) Do you have any bad habits?
I... I... I... kick children. And I blow shit up. And I have a harem which includes Beat, Shirad and Mayaki. WHAT NOW.

5) What is your favorite food?
UH.. UH... UH@!!!11 Strawberries!?@

6) What is your favorite ice-cream flavor?
NEOPALITAN!!!1

7) Are you a virgin?
... ;33333

8) Have you killed anyone?
IN BED.

9) Do you hate anyone?
PAULPAULPAULPAULPAULPAULPAULPAULPAULPAULPAULPAULPAULPAULPAULPAULPAULPAULPAULPAULPAULPAULPAULPAULPAULPAULPAULPAULPAULPAULPAULPAULPAULPAULPAULPAULPAULPAULPAULPAULPAUL and your mother.

10) Do you have any secrets?
I pick my nose and wipe it on your shoulder when you aren't looking.

11) What is your favorite season?
SUMMER GOGOGOGOGO.

12) Who is your best friend(s)?
HOLLY. I have other friends too but they know who they are~

13) What are your hobbies?
Drawing, eating, sleeping, drawing, watching porn, creating porn, dressing up in ridiculous clothes, being a fag.

14) What is your favorite drink?
SODAODOASODAOSOAODODOASODASODADOASODASO DESU.

15) When is your birthday?
FEBRUARY FIRST BITCH GIVE ME PRESENTS.

16) What age did you die?
When I saw my mom naked.

17) Are you nice or mean?
YOU TELL ME DOUCHEBAG.

18) What do you think of your creator?
I THINK SHE IS.................................. idk.

19) Whats your Weakness?
KAWAII ANIMALS DESUDESUDESUDESU.

20) How long can you stay underwater?
How long can your ass bleed from when I ripped out your spine and beat you with it, then shoved a dildo with barbs up there?~

21) What do you do on a regular day basis?
Your mom.

22) Do you love someone?
):

23) Does that person love you back?
):

24) Do you like me?
Are you a douche?

25) Lawl.
Ehl oh ehl.

26) WHAZZ UUUP?
NUTHINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN'

27) Ok, back to the quiz. What do you consider fun in the day-time?
Touching people.

28) At night?
Touching myself.

29) Do you like meatballs?
Haha you said balls.

30) Do you like Chef Boyardee's Meatballs?
I LAV BALLS.

31) LOL YUR GAY.
LOLOL I KNO.

32) Douchesaywhat?
Bitchgodie?

33) Say that you were trapped in a closet with your lover for 2 days straight. What do you do if you start to starve in ONLY A 2-DAY RADIUS?
EAT IT EAT IT EAT IT.


34) Wow, really?
Yas rly.

35) You are on a path to enlightment. You stop to get a soda. Does this make you stupid?
Are you a douchebag?

]]> ~lolzplz