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in regards to my life being taken by werewolves.

actually that never happined but yesterday i ate everything that was in an aerosol can in the house i could find. i passed out for hours.

]]> ~lordjustin http://lordjustin.deviantart.com/journal/16259060/ http://lordjustin.deviantart.com/journal/16259060/ Fri, 04 Jan 2008 17:25:12 PST crappity crap crap

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hears the latest news that no one will actually be interested in, im now working at Replay in brisbane city and let me tell you those asians will do just about anything for free games and i mean anything. told one guy to find me 18 bottle caps off smirnoff black label vodka drinks, he came back with 25.

i gave him 2 games, so in actual fact those 25 bottle caps were worth $2, the aussie dollar really is down.

also have been setting booby traps all over the house for my room mates, toilet papered ones room, set curtains up in the hallway with stuff behind them that seems to hurt quite alot when walked into, plastic bottles on door frames full of water. my personal favourite however is to get the broken deck chair from outside (leg is broken) put a little sticky tape over the crack and swap it for Dylans desk chair
its always hillarious to just be sitting around and then hearing *FUDDUMPFH* FUCKING JUSTIN!

well other than that just drawing, sitting around, arguing with my gorgeous girlfriend over petty things (not alot of fun, that one)

getting prioritys straight

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im now kicking arse on a new level, partied all weekend. and had a headache everyday, things are very good and i am still that beloved badass that everyone wants to be deep down.

thats right, if i wasnt with me id kill myself

reece needs to tell people when hes about to leave the country!!!! ]]> ~lordjustin http://lordjustin.deviantart.com/journal/9205464/ http://lordjustin.deviantart.com/journal/9205464/ Tue, 27 Jun 2006 23:13:19 PDT i still hav a low fatality rate and the full blown shingles up my ass hav cleared up

YES!!!! things are good ]]> ~lordjustin http://lordjustin.deviantart.com/journal/9014019/ http://lordjustin.deviantart.com/journal/9014019/ Thu, 08 Jun 2006 23:31:14 PDT
(yes thats right even in the real world the laws of equvilent exchange still riegn supreme and unfortunatly for me so do the laws on public nudity/ indecent exposure)

other than that i visited my home town, gah *throws head back in disgust and disembowels a kitten with a shard of glass*

also got involed with a girl again....shit ....well....yes and no....er..rrrrr.
unsure about that one, brisbane girls are far more attractive

NEW MEssaGes COMINg soon!!!! ]]> ~lordjustin http://lordjustin.deviantart.com/journal/8674921/ http://lordjustin.deviantart.com/journal/8674921/ Thu, 04 May 2006 18:04:36 PDT
.......all that said......fuck this week sucks

hopefully i can go back to Warwick soon and say goodbye to my friend.

in other news i have started useing Cs to create some of the worst things i have ever seen, and hell i saw the other 2 matrix movies. i would have rather been raped in the arse then see that again.
i mean like so hard that when i went to the toilet it would be like 2 bricks falling out of the grand canyon.........

i'll submit them very soon and they will be scraps so get your scavanging gloves on.

i thought today was wednesday, its friday.

p.s. i want to get so wealthy that when i have sex i dont get crabs, i get lobsters. ]]> ~lordjustin http://lordjustin.deviantart.com/journal/8586775/ http://lordjustin.deviantart.com/journal/8586775/ Tue, 25 Apr 2006 22:13:19 PDT
tools new album does indeed rock the shiznat, im talking a gaggle of rhinos being crushed in a rockslide, THAT BADASS

going to the release night on friday in bris, should be cool hoping for a party or somthig HURRAH

anyway that is all, now back to work. ........murder is such a pressing task ]]> ~lordjustin http://lordjustin.deviantart.com/journal/8194541/ http://lordjustin.deviantart.com/journal/8194541/ Sat, 18 Mar 2006 04:37:53 PST
i Now live in the B E A utiful City of Brisbane very close to my Rolling crew and a gaveyard (which i will be used in a game where a roommate recieves a shovel and a list of names and upon completion of finding and robbing said graves they can re-entre the house)

Still no Job mainly due to the fact the phone has only just been connected and im still cooling down after a year of non stop graveyard shift work.

A big shout out to the Toowoomba rolling crew miss you lads, but i am going to the races down there in a bit so might drop in

well apart from that i really have nothing to say yap yap windge remark tangent and critical bladder failure

HURL JOUSTING "you havent lived until you have thrown up on another man and let him throw up on you"


::::Justins Challenge::::::

I challenge the ppl of my watch to find a porn depicting a man under a glass table while a lady poops on the glass and plays in it and the man masturbates THEN the man goos in it and they lick it clean..
Prizes Prizes Prizes ]]> ~lordjustin http://lordjustin.deviantart.com/journal/7522164/ http://lordjustin.deviantart.com/journal/7522164/ Thu, 05 Jan 2006 22:40:55 PST
Korns new album is ok
JUST SEARCHING for a place in bris, drawing
wondering how jesus could eat sand or like chew through iron house sidings and shit out staples and nails

my mind! ]]> ~lordjustin http://lordjustin.deviantart.com/journal/7277055/ http://lordjustin.deviantart.com/journal/7277055/ Sat, 10 Dec 2005 19:52:54 PST
well the stitches have gone. but it still hurts like a son of a fuck when i move my arm to do demanding tasks like defend my rights as a citizen and stopping the Germens opening the Ark Of the Covnent.

drawings been a bit lax lately, just very tired. and jesus has it been hot in this shitty town

Curse you Posiden!!!!!

braces are of to so i had to use sandbags on my bedroom door and windows so beautiful ladies dont try to sneak in and take advantage of my perfectly toned body and stunning features.

in other news........ i really need a girlfriend ahahha
time to hit the alcohol again and drown away the halucinations. especialy the one where the gorrila that lives in the septic tank steals all my dvds and gives them to red cross

jerk ]]> ~lordjustin http://lordjustin.deviantart.com/journal/6977307/ http://lordjustin.deviantart.com/journal/6977307/ Mon, 07 Nov 2005 02:58:01 PST
i miss the tablet that i used and thought was mine but wasnt apparently AHHAHAH oh man i totaly crushed a new guy at work in the security door, accident of course buggering fire drills.

drawings have entered a new level of horriying i think soon they will be posted but ...errrr well.

PUT UR CORN HOLE IN THE HOVER AND LET IT CLENSE YOU
unclean
unclean

.......see ]]> ~lordjustin http://lordjustin.deviantart.com/journal/6743634/ http://lordjustin.deviantart.com/journal/6743634/ Tue, 11 Oct 2005 21:14:06 PDT
Let me just say also that Tropical Paradises Rule and one day i shall purchase an Island 400 Miles off the Coast of Costa Rica on which i will perform the amazing feat of bringing forth the Terrible Lizards to rule again.....of course now im just ranting on some random tangent with no end in site so i will click the add button and let this mutated shit of creativity leave my evil hands ]]> ~lordjustin http://lordjustin.deviantart.com/journal/6639722/ http://lordjustin.deviantart.com/journal/6639722/ Fri, 30 Sep 2005 04:45:26 PDT
for anyone in warwick that reads this and are currently annoyed, pissed off with me etc LICK MY FUCKING ARSE YOU FUCKING SHIT EATERS..........pardon my language and being so vague there but hey

all good things end ]]> ~lordjustin