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                <title>www.wantusiak.com</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 28 Oct 2007 12:57:03 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <sub><strong>See</strong><br /><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/users/outgoing?http://www.wantusiak.com">www.wantusiak.com</a><br /><br /><a href="http://gibddn.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/g/i/gibddn.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":icongibddn:" title="gibddn"/></a> <a href="http://kabaj.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/k/a/kabaj.jpg" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconkabaj:" title="kabaj"/></a> <a href="http://hejz.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/h/e/hejz.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconhejz:" title="hejz"/></a> <a href="http://ostanine.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/o/s/ostanine.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconostanine:" title="ostanine"/></a> <a href="http://ton-e.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/t/o/ton-e.jpg" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconton-e:" title="ton-e"/></a> <br /><br /><strong>Visit</strong><br /><a href="http://europeans.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/e/u/europeans.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconeuropeans:" title="europeans"/></a> <a href="http://polfoto.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/p/o/polfoto.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconpolfoto:" title="polfoto"/></a> <a href="http://polska.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/p/o/polska.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconpolska:" title="polska"/></a> <a href="http://photoshoptutors.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/p/h/photoshoptutors.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconphotoshoptutors:" title="photoshoptutors"/></a> <a href="http://photoshopfans.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/p/h/photoshopfans.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconphotoshopfans:" title="photoshopfans"/></a> <a href="http://theunknownartists.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/t/h/theunknownartists.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":icontheunknownartists:" title="theunknownartists"/></a> <a href="http://ad-comunity.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/a/d/ad-comunity.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconad-comunity:" title="ad-comunity"/></a> <a href="http://plfoto.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/p/l/plfoto.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconplfoto:" title="plfoto"/></a><br /><br /><a href="http://photo-class.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/p/h/photo-class.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconphoto-class:" title="photo-class"/></a> <a href="http://designerscouch.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/d/e/designerscouch.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":icondesignerscouch:" title="designerscouch"/></a> <a href="http://resurgere.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/r/e/resurgere.png" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconresurgere:" title="resurgere"/></a> <a href="http://photoshop-tutorials.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/p/h/photoshop-tutorials.jpg" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconphotoshop-tutorials:" title="photoshop-tutorials"/></a><br /><br /><strong>I sell my stock photos here, so can you:</strong><br /><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/users/outgoing?http://pl.fotolia.com/partner/36165"> FOTOLIA</a></sub><br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~maciejwantusiak</author>
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                <title>news</title>
                <link>http://maciejwantusiak.deviantart.com/journal/12594301/</link>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 14 Apr 2007 14:20:06 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Wow... I haven't written anything for quite some time...<br />
<a href="http://gibddn.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/g/i/gibddn.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="gibddn" /></a> with his other half and with <a href="http://kabaj.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/k/a/kabaj.jpg" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="kabaj" /></a> are in Ireland making euros...<br />
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Dominika - my other half - and I got engaged!<br />
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I am doing post graduate studies at SGH in Warsaw and working in the VAN PUR Brewery...<br />
<br />
<a href="http://hejz.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/h/e/hejz.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="hejz" /></a> is making amazing stuff as usual... <a href="http://ostanine.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/o/s/ostanine.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="ostanine" /></a> with <a href="http://ton-e.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/t/o/ton-e.jpg" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="ton-e" /></a> too<br />
<br />
My Nikon D80 is amazing!<br />
The car that I am driving is going to bee sold - I am thinking about buying the new Nissan Quasqai to replace it...<br />
<br />
I need to find time to update my website.<br />
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So... take care...!<br />
<br />
Maciek<br />
tata! <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/p/picknose.gif" width="20" height="30" alt=":picknose:" title="Digging for gold" /><br />
<br />
<br />
<strong>...:::my friends from the other side of liquid crystals:::...</strong><br />
<a href="http://kabaj.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/k/a/kabaj.jpg" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="kabaj" /></a> <a href="http://gibddn.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/g/i/gibddn.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="gibddn" /></a><br />
<br />
<strong>...:::friends that hopefully don't need any introductions:::...</strong><br />
<a href="http://ostanine.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/o/s/ostanine.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="ostanine" /></a> <a href="http://hejz.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/h/e/hejz.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="hejz" /></a><br />
<br />
<strong>...:::my clubs:::...</strong><br />
<a href="http://europeans.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/e/u/europeans.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="europeans" /></a> <a href="http://polfoto.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/p/o/polfoto.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="polfoto" /></a> <a href="http://polska.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/p/o/polska.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="polska" /></a> <a href="http://photoshoptutors.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/p/h/photoshoptutors.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="photoshoptutors" /></a> <a href="http://photoshopfans.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/p/h/photoshopfans.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="photoshopfans" /></a> <a href="http://theunknownartists.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/t/h/theunknownartists.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="theunknownartists" /></a> <a href="http://ad-comunity.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/a/d/ad-comunity.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="ad-comunity" /></a> <a href="http://plfoto.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/p/l/plfoto.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="plfoto" /></a><br />
<br />
<strong>...:::usefull:::...</strong><br />
<a href="http://photo-class.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/p/h/photo-class.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="photo-class" /></a> <a href="http://designerscouch.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/d/e/designerscouch.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="designerscouch" /></a> <a href="http://resurgere.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/r/e/resurgere.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="resurgere" /></a> <a href="http://photoshop-tutorials.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/p/h/photoshop-tutorials.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="photoshop-tutorials" /></a><br />
<br />
<strong>...:::my fotolia account:::...</strong><br />
................ <a href="http://www.fotolia.com/partner/36165">[link]</a> ..................<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~maciejwantusiak</author>
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                <title>updates</title>
                <link>http://maciejwantusiak.deviantart.com/journal/9024447/</link>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 07 Sep 2006 08:59:49 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <sub>Jesli rozumiesz po polsku: <a href="http://szort.pl/klony2">[link]</a> <br />
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<b>+</b><br />
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So... Me and my Dominika, we have finally moved in to our new place and we still haven't killed eachother, which is really suprising! <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/smile.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":)" title=":) (Smile)" /><br />
<br />
DDN (<a href="http://gibddn.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/g/i/gibddn.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="gibddn" /></a> <a href="http://kabaj.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/k/a/kabaj.jpg" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="kabaj" /></a> and others) are making a reall career!!! Today we are going to one of the movie theatres to see the official showing of their newest movie.<br />
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Tomorrow I am picking up my new camera - Nikon d80 - I can't wait!!!!<br />
<br />
I finally found the time to finish the PHOTOGRAPHY site: <a href="http://www.krzystkiewicz.com">[link]</a> - give it a look<br />
<br />
big hello to Peter! <a href="http://hejz.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/h/e/hejz.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="hejz" /></a> he knows why <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/smile.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":)" title=":) (Smile)" /> cheers mate! again! <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/smile.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":)" title=":) (Smile)" /><br />
<br />
Maciek<br />
tata! <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/p/picknose.gif" width="20" height="30" alt=":picknose:" title="Digging for gold" /><br />
<br />
<br />
<strong>...:::my friends from the other side of liquid crystals:::...</strong><br />
<a href="http://kabaj.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/k/a/kabaj.jpg" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="kabaj" /></a> <a href="http://gibddn.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/g/i/gibddn.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="gibddn" /></a><br />
<br />
<strong>...:::friends that hopefully don't need any introductions:::...</strong><br />
<a href="http://ostanine.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/o/s/ostanine.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="ostanine" /></a> <a href="http://hejz.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/h/e/hejz.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="hejz" /></a><br />
<br />
<strong>...:::my clubs:::...</strong><br />
<a href="http://europeans.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/e/u/europeans.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="europeans" /></a> <a href="http://polfoto.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/p/o/polfoto.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="polfoto" /></a> <a href="http://polska.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/p/o/polska.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="polska" /></a> <a href="http://photoshoptutors.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/p/h/photoshoptutors.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="photoshoptutors" /></a> <a href="http://photoshopfans.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/p/h/photoshopfans.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="photoshopfans" /></a> <a href="http://theunknownartists.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/t/h/theunknownartists.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="theunknownartists" /></a> <a href="http://ad-comunity.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/a/d/ad-comunity.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="ad-comunity" /></a> <a href="http://plfoto.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/p/l/plfoto.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="plfoto" /></a><br />
<br />
<strong>...:::usefull:::...</strong><br />
<a href="http://photo-class.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/p/h/photo-class.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="photo-class" /></a> <a href="http://designerscouch.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/d/e/designerscouch.png" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="designerscouch" /></a> <a href="http://resurgere.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/r/e/resurgere.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="resurgere" /></a> <a href="http://photoshop-tutorials.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/p/h/photoshop-tutorials.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="photoshop-tutorials" /></a><br />
<br />
<strong>...:::my fotolia account:::...</strong><br />
................ <a href="http://www.fotolia.com/partner/36165">[link]</a> ..................</sub><br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~maciejwantusiak</author>
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                <title>My first DD</title>
                <link>http://maciejwantusiak.deviantart.com/journal/7988642/</link>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 03 May 2006 10:46:15 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <sub> <br />
<strong> Deviant ~maciejwantusiak has  396 new messages  ( 194D, 1H, 89M, 54C, 51J, 7P )  | Logout<br />
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I was gone for only couple of days.... WHAT HAPPENED?!! <br />
....hmmmmmm.... lets see....<br />
<br />
OMG!!! I got my first DD!!! <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/e/eyepopping.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":eyepopping:" title="Eyepopping" /><br />
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Thank you all for all the nice, and other, comments and :+favs:!!! There is a lot of them and I wish I could answer at least some of them, but I regret to say that I don't have enough time... <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/frown.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":(" title=":( (Sad)" /><br />
<br />
I especially would like to thank <a href="http://iamthez.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/i/a/iamthez.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="iamthez" /></a> for suggesting and <a href="http://bornghost.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/b/o/bornghost.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="bornghost" /></a> for selecting my design <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/h/handshake.gif" width="40" height="15" alt=":handshake:" title="Handshake" /><br />
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There will be a little comment answering some of the comments in the deviation's comments...<br />
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Thanks a bunch again and have a splendid time!<br />
tata! <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/p/picknose.gif" width="20" height="30" alt=":picknose:" title="Digging for gold" /><br />
<br />
<br />
<strong>...:::my friends from the other side of liquid crystals:::...</strong><br />
<a href="http://kabaj.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/default.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="kabaj" /></a> <a href="http://gibddn.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/g/i/gibddn.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="gibddn" /></a><br />
<br />
<strong>...:::friends that hopefully don't need any introductions:::...</strong><br />
<a href="http://ostanine.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/o/s/ostanine.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="ostanine" /></a> <a href="http://hejz.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/h/e/hejz.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="hejz" /></a><br />
<br />
<strong>...:::my clubs:::...</strong><br />
<a href="http://europeans.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/e/u/europeans.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="europeans" /></a> <a href="http://polfoto.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/p/o/polfoto.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="polfoto" /></a> <a href="http://polska.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/p/o/polska.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="polska" /></a> <a href="http://photoshoptutors.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/p/h/photoshoptutors.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="photoshoptutors" /></a> <a href="http://photoshopfans.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/p/h/photoshopfans.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="photoshopfans" /></a> <a href="http://theunknownartists.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/t/h/theunknownartists.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="theunknownartists" /></a> <a href="http://ad-comunity.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/a/d/ad-comunity.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="ad-comunity" /></a><br />
<br />
<strong>...:::usefull:::...</strong><br />
<a href="http://photo-class.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/p/h/photo-class.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="photo-class" /></a> <a href="http://designerscouch.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/d/e/designerscouch.png" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="designerscouch" /></a> <a href="http://resurgere.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/r/e/resurgere.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="resurgere" /></a> <a href="http://photoshop-tutorials.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/p/h/photoshop-tutorials.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="photoshop-tutorials" /></a><br />
<br />
<strong>...:::my fotolia account:::...</strong><br />
................ <a href="http://www.fotolia.com/partner/36165">[link]</a> ..................</sub> ]]></description>
                <author>~maciejwantusiak</author>
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                <title>Shortest joke on Earth: Chuck Norris</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 08 Feb 2006 13:40:31 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <sub><br />
Chuck Norris uses ribbed condoms inside out, so he gets the pleasure.<br />
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Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.<br />
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When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it is not because he is gay, but because he has run out of women.<br />
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Macgyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.<br />
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Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.<br />
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Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.<br />
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If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds till." After you ask, "Two seconds to what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.<br />
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Chuck Norris only masturbates to pictures of Chuck Norris.<br />
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Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother's womb. Shortly thereafter he grew a beard.<br />
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Chuck Norris appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."<br />
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Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.<br />
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Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.<br />
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Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.<br />
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Filming on location for Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris brought a stillborn baby lamb back to life by giving it a prolonged beard rub. Shortly after the farm animal sprang back to life and a crowd had gathered, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the animal, breaking its neck, to remind the crew once more that Chuck giveth, and the good Chuck, he taketh away.<br />
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Chuck Norris's girlfriend once asked him how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. He then shouted, "HOW DARE YOU RHYME IN THE PRESENCE OF CHUCK NORRIS!" and ripped out her throat. Holding his girlfriend's bloody throat in his hand he bellowed, "Don't **** with Chuck!" Two years and five months later he realized the irony of this statement and laughed so hard that anyone within a hundred mile radius of the blast went deaf.<br />
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Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.<br />
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Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.<br />
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Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris Chuck Norris was the fourth Wiseman. He brought baby Jesus the gift of "beard". Jesus wore it proudly to his dying day. The other Wisemen, jealous of Jesus' obvious gift favoritism, used their combined influence to have Chuck omitted from the Bible. Shortly after all three died of roundhouse kick related deaths.<br />
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To prove it isn't that big of a deal to beat cancer. Chuck Norris smoked 15 cartons of cigarettes a day for 2 years and aquired 7 different kinds of cancer only to rid them from his body by flexing for 30 minutes. Beat that, Lance Armstrong.<br />
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There are no disabled people. Only people who have met Chuck Norris.<br />
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Chuck Norris does not have AIDS but he gives it to people anyway.<br />
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There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.<br />
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Chuck Norris once lined up to kick the winning field goal of a high school football game. When the football went flat, he persuaded the referees to let him kick the field goal with a 3 month old child. Chuck roundhoused kicked the baby 60 yards through the uprights and then proceeded to bang every girl in the stadium.<br />
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The original theme song to the Transformers was actually "Chuck Norris--more than meets the eye, Chuck Norris--robot in disguise," and starred Chuck Norris as a Texas Ranger who defended the earth from drug-dealing Decepticons and could turn into a pick-up. This was far too much awesome for a single show, however, so it was divided.<br />
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The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.<br />
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Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.<br />
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When Chuck Norris plays Oregon Trail his family does not die from cholera or dysentery, but rather roundhouse kicks to the face. He also requires no wagon, since he carries the oxen, axels, and buffalo meat on h... ]]></description>
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                <title>Merry X-Mass!</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 24 Dec 2005 03:26:49 PST</pubDate>
                
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Merry X-Mass everyone! Let the Santa visit you too <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/smile.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":)" title=":) (Smile)" /><br />
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                <title>Devious Journal Entry</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 11 Dec 2005 08:55:39 PST</pubDate>
                
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~maciejwantusiak<br />
Maciej Wantusiak <br />
is a Deviant of Many Talents <br />
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is a deviant since Feb 16, 2005, 12:49 AM <br />
has <strong>2,222</strong> pageviews<br />
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hehehe... thanks everyone!<br />
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P.s. I'm graduating in three days and I am very excited about it!!! Plus, some changes on my personal website...<br />
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www. nocolor .info <a href="http://www.nocolor.info">[link]</a> <br />
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<strong>...:::my clubs:::...</strong><br />
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<strong>...:::usefull:::...</strong><br />
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                <title>just being really bored (not willing to work)</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 15 Oct 2005 10:34:03 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ last semmester of university can be so hard...<br />
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<strong>edit2</strong><br />
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OMG!!!! I wake up this afternoon, turn on my comp to see what is going on in the world, check my mail, and there it is.... <strong>"he1z has bought you a deviantART subscription"</strong>!!!!! WOW!<br />
Piotrek, i really appreciate this! Thanks a lot mate! <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/smile.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":)" title=":) (Smile)" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/h/hug.gif" width="38" height="15" alt=":hug:" title="Hug" /><br />
We have been working on his new website for the last week or two, so make sure that you check it out some time next week when it's going to be uploaded. <br />
And if you haven't seen his works then you are seriously missing out.<br />
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<strong>edit</strong><br />
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I've been checking the news today and I found out that either Poland ceased to exist, it was dismembered for the fourth time in the history, or Mr. Kohl and President Putin had a really great vodka party last night. <br />
What Helmut Kohl said was that "Russia is, and is going to remain Germany's most important eastern neighbor". President Putin just started bear-hugging him as they do it over there.<br />
Now I ask, since when Germany shares borders with Russia?<br />
Hopefully history doesn't repeat itself again this time....<br />
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<strong>for a litlle entertainment...</strong><br />
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<u>Blondes are smarter than lawyers</u><br />
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On a plane, a lawyer sits next to a true blonde. Being really nervous about flying, he decides to get his mind off of it and to entertain the blonde. So he asks her if she wants to play a game. The blonde is very tired and just wants to spend the flight sleeping, so she politely refuses. <br />
The lawyer being even more nervous, as they are experiencing some turbulences, persuades her to play saying that it is a very simple game: he asks her a question and if she doesn't know the answer then she gives him $5, and then the other way around. <br />
But she refuses again and turns her head away. <br />
Then he gets really annoyed and in desperation says that if he cannot answer her question then he'll give her $500, but she only has to give him $5. <br />
Blonde sensing a good deal finally decides to go along with it. <br />
So the lawyer asks her: what's the distance from Earth to the Moon?<br />
After a minute or two, she reaches to her purse and gives him $5.<br />
"Your turn" says the lawyer.<br />
"What goes up the hill with three legs and comes down with four?"<br />
The lawyer really puzzled, takes out his laptop, connects it to the onboard phone and goes online looking for an answer.  Frustrated, he sends emails to all his friends and coworkers with no result either. <br />
After an hour, he wakes the blonde and hands her $500.<br />
The blonde thanks him and turns her head away to get some more sleep.<br />
The lawyer more than a little curious, wakes her again and asks what was the answer.<br />
Without a word, she reaches to her purse and hands him $5 and goes back to sleep....</sub><br />
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<strong>...:::some of my friends:::...</strong><br />
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                <title>Free week trial</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 06 Oct 2005 06:04:51 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Awsome! I just got a free week trial subscription! <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/biggrin.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":D" title=":D (Big Grin)" /> Thanks DA!<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>hurricanes...</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 20 Sep 2005 11:06:12 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ ...another one... this time it looks like it is going to miss us... the school got closed thou! ]]></description>
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                <title>my b-day!</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 04 Sep 2005 17:04:52 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Haha! I've just turned 24 today!!! <br />
so.... nothing really has changed... <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/biggrin.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":D" title=":D (Big Grin)" /> ]]></description>
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                <title>1,000!!!</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 02 Jul 2005 10:02:38 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ ~maciejwantusiak<br />
Maciej Wantusiak <br />
is a Deviant of Many Talents <br />
is Male <br />
is a deviant since Feb 16, 2005, 1:49 AM <br />
has 1,000 pageviews <br />
is located in United States <br />
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is an AIM user; maciejwantusiak <br />
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NICE! <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/smile.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":)" title=":) (Smile)" /> ]]></description>
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                <title>showing off</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 16 Jun 2005 09:59:01 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I know that this is very lame and childish but I had to do it anyways <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/biggrin.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":D" title=":D (Big Grin)" /><br />
A brand new Asus V6V-8059 laptop has joined my tools <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/biggrin.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":D" title=":D (Big Grin)" /> YAY!!!!<br />
I am so happy!!! This thing is brillitant!!!! <br />
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This means - I can do some work: new websites, new game, new pictures!!!! <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/biggrin.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":D" title=":D (Big Grin)" /><br />
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@Currys,  pozdrowienia od pana pawia <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/w/wink.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=";)" title=";) (Wink)" /><br />
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So, take care everybody and stay tOOned <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/biggrin.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":D" title=":D (Big Grin)" /><br />
Maciek<br />
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                <title>summer</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 27 May 2005 04:44:18 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Hello everybody!<br />
I am sorry that for not commenting on  anything recently - I've been really  bussy recently: finals, trip home, trip  to Amsterdam... This is te first time  I'm on Deviant since the begining of  May. <br />
It's so good to be back home and not  having to put up with studies for some  time.<br />
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The summer looks like it's going to be  a busy one: I already have 2 websites  to build and a flash based pixel game.  And loads of pictures to take!<br />
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