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                <title>WHUT.</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 04 Feb 2006 20:33:10 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Whoops. Perhaps I should have informed people what was up.<br />
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I've got a new DA account: <a href="http://bastianbux.deviantart.com">[link]</a><br />
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Lotta stuff has changed, heh.<br />
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Call me Bastian. :3<br />
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And send me a note to that account if you want the gory details. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/e/eek.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":o" title=":o (Eek)" /> ]]></description>
                <author>~majkengee</author>
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                <title>Better.</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 09 Nov 2004 15:02:56 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I'm feeling better now.<br />
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Honest. ]]></description>
                <author>~majkengee</author>
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                <title>i feel hollow inside</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 05 Nov 2004 16:12:34 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ It's over.<br />
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He told me today.<br />
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He's not in love with me.<br />
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It's over.<br />
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I'm moving back to Vermont in December,  after the semester at Weber State is  finished.<br />
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It's over. ]]></description>
                <author>~majkengee</author>
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                <title>SKOOL</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 13 Sep 2004 09:09:12 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ So school has started, finally.<br />
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FINALLY I'm getting my happy ass in  gear and getting a "post-secondary  education".<br />
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My major? History.<br />
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Haha. You thought it would be Fine  Arts, didn't ya? Nope. History. It's  fascinating stuff, and I'd like make a  career out of some facet of it.<br />
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I'm not going to be a teacher. High  school students SUCK. Grade school  parents SUCK. I don't want to have to  deal with that crap. I don't have the  patience.<br />
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Maybe I can cloister myself away in a  museum somewhere. That'd be neat.<br />
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I'd take Derek with me, of course. He's  more into this stuff than I am. ]]></description>
                <author>~majkengee</author>
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                <title>GalleryStats Makes Me Feel Puny.</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 07 May 2004 08:46:00 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <b>Stats for ~<a href="http://majkengee.deviantart.com/">majkengee</a></b><br />
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I have <b>1,037</b> pageviews total and my <b>20</b>  deviations were viewed <b>707</b> times, with <b> 880</b> fullviews, for a grand total of <b> 1,587</b> views.<br />
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Overall, people left <b>57</b> comments and  added my deviations to their favourites <b> 7</b> times, while I commented <b>41</b> times,  averaging <b>0.1</b> comments per day, which  means that I received <b>14</b> comments for  every 10 that I gave.<br />
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My most commented deviation was <b><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/2073049">Serlyth  Manovia</a></b> with <b>10</b> comments, receiving an  average of <b>0.71</b> per day in the first 2  weeks, and it was also my most  favourited, with <b>3</b> favourites,  averaging <b>0.21</b> per day in the first 2  weeks. My most viewed photo was <b>Skritchy</b>  with <b>255</b> views.<br />
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<b>1</b> Favourites were given for every 10  Comments.<br />
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Every <b>19.8</b> days I upload a new  deviation, and it's usually on a <b>Monday</b> , with <b>25%</b>/<b>5</b> of my deviations.<br />
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My favorite time of the day to upload  is at <b>13pm</b> with <b>3</b> deviations and my  busiest month was <b>November 2003</b> with <b>3</b>/<b> 15%</b> of my deviations.<br />
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The majority of my deviations are  uploaded to the <b>Digitalart</b> gallery (<b>17</b> ), while my favorite category in it was <b> Drawings</b> with <b>11</b> deviations<br />
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Comments per deviation: <b>2.85</b><br />
Favourites per deviation: <b>0.35</b><br />
Views per deviation: <b>79.35</b><br />
Comments per day: <b>0.14</b><br />
Favourites per day: <b>0.01</b><br />
Views per day: <b>3.98</b><br />
Pageviews per day: <b>2.6</b><br />
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                <title>&gt;=O</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 10 Nov 2003 13:22:20 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Why aren't there any friggin' jobs  around here?! ]]></description>
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                <title>Well then.</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 22 Sep 2003 08:52:55 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Brigham City Autoliv = SUCK SUCK SUCK<br />
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Autoliv is losing some big contracts  with carmakers; they're just not coming  back to Autoliv for their airbags.  Mostly because Autoliv is CRAP about  training and inspection, meaning that  bad parts get to the customers. So...  The company is losing a lot of money.<br />
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 To save costs, Brigham is centralizing  dispatch between the three departments  (Pyrotechnical, Side Impact, and  Passenger Stored Gas <--My dept).  They're cutting the dispatch staff by a  third. There are currently 9  dispatchers. 3 are temps. I am a temp.<br />
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 The math from here is easy.<br />
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Bastards. ]]></description>
                <author>~majkengee</author>
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                <title>Hey Hey, Not Too Shabby</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 08 Jun 2003 19:18:40 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I got informed at work recently that they're actually going to be  changing to the 3-8-5 schedule in July. (3-8-5 = 3 shifts, 8 hours, 5  days a week) What does that mean? Well, kids... It means that Mäjken  doesn't have to crack out and keep switching her sleeping hours around  every week! I'll 99.9999% most likely be working graveyard shift,  because Edna (senior dispatcher) won't budge from days and Jennifer  (permanent, hired after me wtf) is sticking tightly to swings. So... I  don't mind! I love graves! I'm a night owl, and it works out perfectly.  Work at night, sleep in the morning, do whatever in the afternoon. I  dig it. *thumbs up* ]]></description>
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                <title>Bwaha</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 24 May 2003 00:12:59 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Got a new computer. Expect more artwork now, especially since this  computer will actually let me USE MY FRIGGIN SCANNER!<br>
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Yay for me. ]]></description>
                <author>~majkengee</author>
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                <title>Wow. I was kinda productive.</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 09 Apr 2003 14:15:51 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I went out and made a website for myself. An actual website with a  domain and everything. Woo!<br>
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Huttah. Go and be merry.<br>
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<a href="http://www.majkengee.com">[link]</a><br>
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It's got forums and stuff, too. So... Join and spam and talk and  socialize and complain and do things. Yes.<br>
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Oh, and I dyed my hair. It's a very pretty bluey-black. I lurve it. ^^  And dammit, I wish they would market that post-dye conditioner stuff  separately. First of all, it smells AWESOME, and secondly, it's the  only thing that keeps my hair from looking like straw, half the time. <img src="http://images.deviantart.com/emoticons/icon_lick.gif" align="middle" alt=":P (Lick)" title=":P (Lick)" border="0" /> <br>
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Huttah! ]]></description>
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                <title>Some People are Just So...</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 20 Mar 2003 13:45:51 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I just got back from the mall. We watched "The Two Towers" and played  some DDR...<br>
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And ran into a horribly arrogant religious zealout.<br>
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We were standing there, watching a couple of guys go toe-to-toe on MAXX  Unlimited, when the guy, we'll call him "Arsey", says hi to us. I  thought, "Hey, cool. Maybe we'll make a friend in the area to socialize  with..." No luck. He points to my Pentagram pendant and asks "Do you  practice Wicca?" and I said, "No, but I do hold to its general beliefs,  and it does come closest to my personal spiritual philosophy." He then  says, "Cool, I used to be a Witch too." Not too bad thus far... So then  we start talking philosophy and religion, and Arsey's true colors come  out.<br>
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He told us that when he was a teenager, he used to be real heavy into  drugs, and lived in a crackhouse, and one day, a week after he'd come  "clean", when he was smoking on the roof, GOD SPOKE TO HIM!! And his  life changed, and he converted. What was I thinking? Something along  the lines of: Okay, acid flashback anyone? So blah blah blah... Arsey  tries to tell us that 1.) The Koran says that all Muslims should kill  "People of the Book" (i.e, Christians and Jews), 2.) Every word in the  Bible is true and he knows so because he studied Hebrew and Greek, 3.)  Wiccans sacrifice babies and have ritual orgies, 4.) Catholics aren't  Christians because they worship Mary and the Saints.<br>
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1.) No. <a href="http://www.islamdenouncesterrorism.com/">[link]</a> Read. Learn.<br>
2.) The Bible was written by MAN, and thus prone to modification for  his own ends, whether in Greek, Hebrew, English or freakin' MONGOLIAN.<br>
3.) No real follower of Wicca would sacrifice a baby under their  beliefs of essentially "what goes around comes around to kick you in  the ass". Yes, there is some ritual coitus, as a celebration of life  and creation, but NOT a "let's get horny and fuck in the name of the  Goddess" kind of thing.<br>
4.) I was raised Catholic, and went to Catholic catechism. Catholics,  by definition, are Christian; they don't worship Mary and the Saints,  but they do venerate them. They don't think they themselves are gods;  they view them as important, key holy figures.<br>
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This guy pissed me off so much. Arsey even carries a bible around in a  little mock-CD case. You had to know, just by that, he was out to do  some mad convertin', yo. And when he whipped out the little mini comic  book things, that was it. I said "I don't want them. Stop trying to  make me change the way I think." and I stormed out.<br>
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The arrogance just... It just drives me crazy. I like my spiritual  beliefs in their generality. If I wanted to accept Jesus as my savior  and be a Christian, I bloody well would.<br>
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Y'know... I get the feeling that guys like Arsey don't convert many  people. How can you expect to convert someone to your religion by  cramming your beliefs down their throat and being a total pain in the  ass? "Yes, Arsey! I want to be an overbearing asshole, just like you!!"<br>
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Okay, rant over.<br>
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Man, all I wanted to do was stomp some arrows. Sheesh. ]]></description>
                <author>~majkengee</author>
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