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2. Do my MadLib!

3. Send me the results you got because it humors me.

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[Lady orders food]

[Cashier] "Would you like this for here or to go?"

[Hungry Lady] "What?! Do you see any other people around me!? Do you think I am going to sit here and eat this by myself?!"

[Angry Cashier] "Bitch! I don't know your life!"



And now, me and Roland have a new saying.

]]> ~mankindisunkind http://mankindisunkind.deviantart.com/journal/23885534/ http://mankindisunkind.deviantart.com/journal/23885534/ Wed, 25 Mar 2009 15:34:49 PDT Mark which things you have done, then calculate your score by counting the number of questions you marked. This test is out of 100 questions which means that the number you get as your score is also your percentage. Tag 10 of your friends , and re-post as "I do stupid things __% of the time."

1. [ ] Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. [ ] Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails
3. [x] Broken a chair by leaning back in it
4. [x] Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking
5. [x] Choked on your own spit while you were talking
6. [x] Had people tell you that you are blond when you're not, or had people tell you that your blond highlights are going to your head
7. [x] Been caught staring at your crush by your crush
8. [x] Have looked for something for at least 5 min then realized it was in your hand
9. [x] Tried to push open a door that said pull
10. [x] Tried to pull open a door that said push

Running total: 8

11. [ ] Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love-potion
12. [x] Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else
13. [x] Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs
14. [ ] Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave
15. [x] Have gotten gum stuck in your hair
16. [ ] Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
17. [ ] Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it
18. [x] Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard
19. [x] Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name
20. [ ] Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot

Running total: 13

21. [ ] Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on
22. [ ] Have fallen out of a moving vehicle
23. [ ] Have run into a closed door
25. [x] Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it
26. [x] It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke
27. [ ] Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
28. [ ] Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan
29. [x] Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk
30. [x] Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock

Running total: 17

31. [ ] After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it
32. [ ] Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside
33. [x] Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else
34. [ ] Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property
35. [x] Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc when its on, even though you knew it was hot
36. [x] Taken off your clothes to change into something else then accidentally put the old clothes back on.
37. [x] Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in
38. [x] Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard
39. [x] Walked into a pole
40. [ ] Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident/stolen someones shoes by accident

Running total: 23

41. [x] took a picture of someone's eye with the flash on
43. [x] Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small
44. [ ] Walked out of the bathroom (stall) with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it
45. [x] Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there, you forgot what it was that you were going to do
46. [ ] Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it
47. [ ] Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up
48. [x] Have poked yourself in the eye
49. [ ] Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on
50. [ ] Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair

Running total: 27

51. [x] Have done enough stupid things to make a test
52. [x] Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil
53. [x] Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it
54. [x] Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was
55. [x] Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were
56. [x] Looked into an overhead purposefully while it was on
57. [ ] Got up early and got ready for school/work, then realized that you didn't have school/work that day
58. [x] Forgot your own phone number
59. [x] Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it
60. [x] Have ever laughed at a joke that no one e... ]]> ~mankindisunkind http://mankindisunkind.deviantart.com/journal/22406017/ http://mankindisunkind.deviantart.com/journal/22406017/ Mon, 05 Jan 2009 00:55:45 PST
Okay so enough of my blabbing. I stole Roland's Survey because Roland is the coolest friend EVER!

Go to UrbanDictionary.com and type in your answers to the following questions.
Post the most interesting definition it gives you.
Tag 3 people. [NO!]

1.) Your name: Kristy
Name to describe the most PRO person you have ever met in your entire life. Usually takes a liking to Bear Grylls, Journey and Fresh Prince of Bel-Air. [Ew, how lame! I'm going to write my own.]


2.) Your age: 18
a. Eighteen, as in the number 18. Before 19, after 17.

b. The day your life officially ends.

c. The age where you can legally fcuk, smoke, gamble, buy porn, and be tried as an adult.


3.) What should you be doing: Website
There are 3 types of websites. The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly.

The Good:
Supplies generous amounts of information, images and music aswell as has a nice layout with decent amounts of CSS.

The Bad:
Is made poorly with little or no effort. The background is horribly annoying. This website gets millions of hits, however, which is most annoying.

The Ugly:
A websiet with a white background, blue and purple hyperlinks, uses only Times New Roman font, and non-colored horizontal rules, plus crappy tables with sad borders and no design.

[OMG that was awesome.]


4.) Favorite color: Neon Green
the coolest mother fucking color ever!!! it it super bright and it is totally amazing and really this is only supposed to be like the first line but whatever


5.) Birthplace: Las Vegas [Wow, this will be interesting]
a. Everything that's bad about the United States all rolled into one location. A colossal waste of energy, in the middle of nowhere. [Oh! What an asshole!]

b. the best city in the world. if u live here and complain about how there's nothing to do then ur a loser with no life. u probably wouldn't be happy anywhere else because you suck at life [Now there you go!]

c. A supermassive black hole that was moved from the center of the galaxy to right smack dab in the middle of the desert in nevada. It's gravitational force is so strong that nothng, not even your paycheck can escape its pull. As more of your money falls into the event horizon, vegas's mass grows ever larger. [haha! Wow I have to stop reading them]


6.) Month of your birth: May
a. cool; sexy; hot

b. marijuana sprayed with a household aerosol chemical to enhance the Psychoactive effects of the dankness [WHAT?! WTF?]


7.) Last person you talked to: Mikey
a. sweet and swoll, often essential to people's lives; often likable and personable


8.) One of your nicknames: Viva La Vida
viva la vida is a song by coldplay
viva la vida also means live your life

Example: [Cause I had to]
"damn holmes you shouldn't be so uptight. viva la vida holmes!"

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