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update: quick and dirty.
graduating soon, working at a gay bar, the modern drunkard convention was fun, i'm still single (or single again), i go to therapy now (yay!), my apartment smells like socks again.

that's how i roll.

-robot...over and out ]]> ~markmandu http://markmandu.deviantart.com/journal/3894536/ http://markmandu.deviantart.com/journal/3894536/ Mon, 22 Nov 2004 16:03:01 PST ~markmandu http://markmandu.deviantart.com/journal/3413477/ http://markmandu.deviantart.com/journal/3413477/ Tue, 21 Sep 2004 11:41:55 PDT
working at a comedy club, new studio apartment, still single, still drunk, still happy. ]]> ~markmandu http://markmandu.deviantart.com/journal/2557798/ http://markmandu.deviantart.com/journal/2557798/ Tue, 01 Jun 2004 11:54:43 PDT
there will be a cute ring girl!

there will be keg beer and martinis!

mike duerudo's gonna be there!

i'm gonna be there!

a fucking crab and rat are going to fight eachother!

holy fucking shit!

this friday!
760 s. kearney
call 720.941.8183 for directions! ask for keri, simon, dave jerrad, or samantha! ]]> ~markmandu http://markmandu.deviantart.com/journal/2484202/ http://markmandu.deviantart.com/journal/2484202/ Sat, 22 May 2004 13:51:19 PDT ~markmandu http://markmandu.deviantart.com/journal/2478277/ http://markmandu.deviantart.com/journal/2478277/ Fri, 21 May 2004 16:26:07 PDT
this is how i awoke today: my cell phone displayed the words "private call". usually when this happens, the caller on the other end, is a large black man, and former
co-worker=tracy(ya, it sounds like a girl's name, but you would never say that to his face). instead the caller was my pseudo-notorious ex-girlfriend, "Ms. Kim Ramsey McNasty".

hi kim!

i was overwhelmed with a cocktail of emotions. the ingredients of my martini had been replaced with: elation, regret, curiousity, and fear.

well kim,
i hope you are doing well. even if i reach the age of six hundred sixty six, and i'm in a hospital bed, and they are about to pull the plug on my life support. part of me will still be loving you. ]]> ~markmandu http://markmandu.deviantart.com/journal/2389982/ http://markmandu.deviantart.com/journal/2389982/ Sun, 09 May 2004 04:31:04 PDT ~markmandu http://markmandu.deviantart.com/journal/2078292/ http://markmandu.deviantart.com/journal/2078292/ Wed, 24 Mar 2004 19:15:21 PST now i can finally get back to my real job...getting loaded!

ps. to all the video 1 crew: i love you guys, and it's been much, much fun working with you. so if you'd like to see my smiling face, bottle in hand, you know where to find me...THE DRINKERY!!! ]]> ~markmandu http://markmandu.deviantart.com/journal/1910606/ http://markmandu.deviantart.com/journal/1910606/ Thu, 26 Feb 2004 15:07:27 PST ~markmandu http://markmandu.deviantart.com/journal/1867664/ http://markmandu.deviantart.com/journal/1867664/ Wed, 18 Feb 2004 16:27:31 PST this is my joy
this is my slow suicide ]]> ~markmandu http://markmandu.deviantart.com/journal/1798759/ http://markmandu.deviantart.com/journal/1798759/ Thu, 05 Feb 2004 14:09:19 PST 1981-2004

Mark is survived by his parents Michael and Mary, his brother Matthew, his sister Marissa and a pile of great friends. He had a special talent for bringing a smile to the faces of people who came in contact with him.
He may have come off as an asshole to people who just met him. You may have thought he was an asshole if you knew him for years. Actually, he was kind of an asshole, but one of those good kinds.
He had a good sense of humor even on the subject of death. He once said " Life is so temporary. We are only given a short stay on this earth, so why not take a drag, hold your cigarette high in the air and say...two can play at that game!" ]]> ~markmandu http://markmandu.deviantart.com/journal/1727338/ http://markmandu.deviantart.com/journal/1727338/ Fri, 23 Jan 2004 01:59:08 PST 1200!!!
man with double claw asks for "hook-up" at video store...
changing contact lense good idea...
masterbation more of a chore lately...
price of 40oz. reflects taste(or visa versa)...
it's not me, it's you...
calling suicide hotlines and hoping for good conversation is wishful thinking...
toilet paper a must when it comes to pooping...
crying on the phone is now cliche...
sarcasm is essential... ]]> ~markmandu http://markmandu.deviantart.com/journal/1622136/ http://markmandu.deviantart.com/journal/1622136/ Sat, 03 Jan 2004 01:10:35 PST
hey buddy, if you read this, i'm sorry, i didn't think it would piss you off that much. won't do it again. ]]> ~markmandu http://markmandu.deviantart.com/journal/1616338/ http://markmandu.deviantart.com/journal/1616338/ Thu, 01 Jan 2004 21:12:59 PST







*see recent deviation. ]]> ~markmandu http://markmandu.deviantart.com/journal/1552734/ http://markmandu.deviantart.com/journal/1552734/ Thu, 18 Dec 2003 14:53:16 PST
i do stand up comedy @ the lions lair, mon. nights 10pm

race st. and colfax
it's open mic night, hosted by one of the writers of modern drunkard magazine, so show the fuck up mother fuckers. ]]> ~markmandu http://markmandu.deviantart.com/journal/1536684/ http://markmandu.deviantart.com/journal/1536684/ Mon, 15 Dec 2003 03:32:08 PST
good luck to the aic kids with finals and projects, and if you don't know what to get me for christmas, vodka is a safe bet. ]]> ~markmandu http://markmandu.deviantart.com/journal/1342008/ http://markmandu.deviantart.com/journal/1342008/ Thu, 30 Oct 2003 14:54:32 PST ~markmandu http://markmandu.deviantart.com/journal/1341879/ http://markmandu.deviantart.com/journal/1341879/ Thu, 30 Oct 2003 14:24:38 PST ~markmandu http://markmandu.deviantart.com/journal/1301781/ http://markmandu.deviantart.com/journal/1301781/ Mon, 20 Oct 2003 13:45:48 PDT
in other news, halloween party at sean o'hare's, be there, or be sober. ]]> ~markmandu http://markmandu.deviantart.com/journal/1241855/ http://markmandu.deviantart.com/journal/1241855/ Mon, 06 Oct 2003 09:58:53 PDT
i've been drinking alot the past week, but that's normal, so i think i'm gonna be ok.

big shout out to everyone coming back to school in the aic, boo yah g!!!111

no new art over the break, but definately soon.

in other news, i ran into the girl i lost my virginity to at the Hot Hot Heat show (fun show by the way), that was interesting. some people say they " lost their viginity", but it is really true in my case. i lost it. i can't find it. i don't think i ever will. ]]> ~markmandu http://markmandu.deviantart.com/journal/1194013/ http://markmandu.deviantart.com/journal/1194013/ Tue, 23 Sep 2003 03:54:43 PDT
"i've forgotten how to interperet the visual world."
-me

i took this anti-depressent pill (zoloft specifically) and proceeded to drink a couple of beers on my lunch break (i forgot i took the pill).
i didn't sleep at all that night. It was as though i was in a constant, half awake, nightmarish state. i would excessively yawn, a yawn that would be followed by a strange tingle in my genitals. ]]> ~markmandu http://markmandu.deviantart.com/journal/988298/ http://markmandu.deviantart.com/journal/988298/ Fri, 25 Jul 2003 14:49:58 PDT this is where i am suposed to write about how depresed and suicidal i am...then some friend or family member sends me to the whack house, where i spend the next three days avoiding medication, and trying to prove to the nurse that i'm not crazy...then the finally let me out, i get a pink bunny tatooed on my ass, and do it all over again. ]]> ~markmandu