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                <title>Oh Hai!</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 06 Dec 2009 01:59:05 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <div align="center">I'm back from RL!<br /><br />I've been getting terrific use out of my degree by making coffee for rich people who just hang out and get pregnant all the time. Cool! <br />But instead of getting a real job, I thought I'd come and update my internet life.<br /><br />I need to start hanging out here again. It's not like I don't have time. But every time I click on the forums, they're filled with random new names I don't know. <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/o/ohnoes.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":ohnoes:" title="Oh Noes!" /> Terrifying.<br /><br />So tell me! How are you all? What's been happening around here? Has anything exciting happened? Anything scandalous?!<br />God I hope so. <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/e/eager.gif" width="18" height="15" alt=":eager:" title=":eager: by darkmoon3636" /> <br /><div class="header3">FILL MY NEED FOR GOSSIP!!!<br /><br /><div align="center"><div class="header1">Stamps</div><div class="scrollbox"><br /><div class="images"><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow" ><a href="http://pillze69.deviantart.com/art/Gummi-Bear-Stamp-32971904"><img src="http://fc08.deviantart.net/fs10/i/2006/127/0/4/Gummi_Bear_Stamp_by_pillze69.gif" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow" ><a href="http://BandaidPorn.deviantart.com/art/I-fav-without-commenting-58120341"><img src="http://fc02.deviantart.net/fs17/f/2007/172/5/6/I_fav_without_commenting_by_BandaidPorn.png" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow" ><a href="http://VernonX9000.deviantart.com/art/Mortal-Wombat-33758119"><img src="http://fc05.deviantart.net/fs9/i/2006/144/d/3/Mortal_Wombat_by_VernonX9000.gif" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span><br /><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow" ><a href="http://jenepooh.deviantart.com/art/Procrastination-Stamp-43148401"><img src="http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs12/f/2006/320/4/d/Procrastination_Stamp_by_jenepooh.jpg" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow" ><a href="http://jake10684.deviantart.com/art/I-support-the-orgy-51754232"><img src="http://fc02.deviantart.net/fs13/f/2007/085/5/f/I_support_the_orgy_by_jake10684.gif" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow" ><a href="http://NieBakura.deviantart.com/art/Its-a-stamp-44719985"><img src="http://fc00.deviantart.net/fs5/f/2006/348/1/6/Its_a_stamp_by_NieBakura.gif" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span><br />:thumb37986094:<span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow" ><a href="http://pirpintine.deviantart.com/art/Stamp-coloUr-52026025"><img src="http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs15/f/2007/089/1/0/Stamp__coloUr_by_pirpintine.png" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow" ><a  class="mature" href="http://Plankhead.deviantart.com/art/I-Fucking-Support-Profanity-31453124"><img src="http://fc02.deviantart.net/fs10/i/2006/096/3/8/I_Fucking_Support_Profanity_by_Plankhead.gif" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span><br /><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow" ><a href="http://mj-coffeeholick.deviantart.com/art/i-drink-coffee-45894384"><img src="http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs14/f/2007/003/f/4/i_drink_coffee_by_mj_coffeeholick.png" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow" ><a href="http://Gordorca.deviantart.com/art/Black-Metal-Jesus-Stamp-46136745"><img src="http://fc03.deviantart.net/fs14/f/2007/006/1/9/Black_Metal_Jesus_Stamp_by_Gordorca.gif" width="99" height="55" /></a></span></span><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow" ><a href="http://tsmarcus.deviantart.com/art/CKY-II-39908904"><img src="http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs14/f/2007/046/5/a/CKY_II_by_tsmarcus.jpg" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span><br /><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow" ><a href="http://Pallala.deviantart.com/art/I-love-beer-41050171"><img src="http://fc06.deviantart.net/fs12/i/2006/281/1/2/I_love_beer_by_Pallala.png" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow" ><a href="http://lev-en.deviantart.com/art/Happy-unbirthday-40218359"><img src="http://fc05.deviantart.net/fs12/i/2006/265/0/b/Happy_unbirthday_by_lev_en.jpg" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span><img src="http://s64.photobucket.com/albums/h197/paradraiksucks/web%20content/th_PW-stamp.gif"><br /><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow" ><a href="http://sereneworx.deviantart.com/art/tardproject-stamp-53817132"><img src="http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs13/f/2007/112/b/0/tardproject_stamp_by_sereneworx.gif" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span>:thumb55237505::thumb52361079:<br /><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow" ><a href="http://Ocean-Rain.deviantart.com/art/Come-on-Charlie-62136731"><img src="http://fc08.deviantart.net/fs16/f/2007/2... ]]></description>
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                <title>Awwwwright.</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 03 Jan 2009 23:38:26 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <i></i><br /><br /><br /><br /><div class="header3"> I have graduated.</div><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><div align="center">Uh oh. Here comes RL D:</div><br /><br /><div align="center"><div class="header1">Stamps</div><div class="scrollbox"><br /><div class="images"><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/32971904/"><img src="http://fc48.deviantart.com/fs10/i/2006/127/0/4/Gummi_Bear_Stamp_by_pillze69.gif" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/58120341/"><img src="http://fc72.deviantart.com/fs17/f/2007/172/5/6/I_fav_without_commenting_by_BandaidPorn.png" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/33758119/"><img src="http://fc45.deviantart.com/fs9/i/2006/144/d/3/Mortal_Wombat_by_VernonX9000.gif" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span><br /><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/43148401/"><img src="http://fc21.deviantart.com/fs12/f/2006/320/4/d/Procrastination_Stamp_by_jenepooh.jpg" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/51754232/"><img src="http://fc62.deviantart.com/fs13/f/2007/085/5/f/I_support_the_orgy_by_jake10684.gif" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/44719985/"><img src="http://fc20.deviantart.com/fs5/f/2006/348/1/6/Its_a_stamp_by_NieBakura.gif" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span><br /><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/37986094/"><img src="http://fc32.deviantart.com/fs11/i/2006/226/d/d/Dr__Ziodberg_is_Jesus_by_Destruktive.png" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/52026025/"><img src="http://fc87.deviantart.com/fs15/f/2007/089/1/0/Stamp__coloUr_by_pirpintine.png" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a  class="mature" href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/31453124/"><img src="http://fc42.deviantart.com/fs10/i/2006/096/3/8/I_Fucking_Support_Profanity_by_Plankhead.gif" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span><br /><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/45894384/"><img src="http://fc11.deviantart.com/fs14/f/2007/003/f/4/i_drink_coffee_by_mj_coffeeholick.png" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/46136745/"><img src="http://fc83.deviantart.com/fs14/f/2007/006/1/9/Black_Metal_Jesus_Stamp_by_Gordorca.gif" width="99" height="55" /></a></span></span><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/39908904/"><img src="http://fc84.deviantart.com/fs14/f/2007/046/5/a/CKY_II_by_tsmarcus.jpg" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span><br /><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/41050171/"><img src="http://fc56.deviantart.com/fs12/i/2006/281/1/2/I_love_beer_by_Pallala.png" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/40218359/"><img src="http://fc45.deviantart.com/fs12/i/2006/265/0/b/Happy_unbirthday_by_lev_en.jpg" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span><img src="http://s64.photobucket.com/albums/h197/paradraiksucks/web%20content/th_PW-stamp.gif"><br /><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/53817132/"><img src="http://fc11.deviantart.com/fs13/f/2007/112/b/0/tardproject_stamp_by_sereneworx.gif" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/55237505/"><img src="http://fc00.deviantart.com/fs18/f/2007/133/1/6/WTF_is_this_shit_by_QueenKichaa.gif" width="101" height="57" /></a></span></span><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/52361079/"><img src="http://fc01.deviantart.com/fs14/f/2007/093/6/0/Its_Jesus_LOL_by_CU441ES.gif" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span><br /><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/62136731/"><img src="http://fc98.deviantart.com/fs16/f/2007/224/1/1/Come_on_Charlie_by_Ocean_Rain.gif" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/60515993/"><img src="http://fc27.deviantart.com/fs17/f/2007/205/6/d/Oops___I_overlicked_my_stamp__by_spud100.png" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></spa... ]]></description>
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                <title>Zargblargle</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 21 Feb 2008 20:27:12 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <div class="rightside"><br /><br /><div align="center"><div class="rightheader">Links</div><br /><a href="http://www.fark.com">FARK.com</a><br /><a href="http://www.mapservices.org/myguestmap/map/Marni">Sign My Guestmap</a><br /></div></div><br /><br /><div class="header1">Prolonged Absence</div><br />Well, in my last journal I mentioned that I intended to return to the intertubes... I lied.<br />Couldn't be bothered resubscribing and couldn't be bothered using dA the hard, cheap way. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/letters/=p.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":p" title=":p (Lick)" /><br />But anyhow... I'm back at university now and have no MTV and TCM to watch all day, so I have to find something else to amuse and entertain... It's a terrible choice between spending my days/nights online, or actually going to class and studying.<br />So, I have finally resubbed myself and am planning on venturing here at least once a day... If only to erase all of my darn messages. Sorry about the non-commenting (or even looking at) but I have far too many and really, can't be buggered.<br /><br /><div class="header2">Roomies</div><br />I have two American flatmates this year. Usually I get just one, and then a local(ish) one, but I have two this time and it is already terrifying.<br />"Michigan" as I shall call her, is slightly insane, jibber-jabbers non-stop, and drank like 16 bottles of wine and spirits within the few days she began living here. I keep finding empty bottles in cupboards and drawers. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/l/lol.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":lol:" title="LOL" /> But she seems very nice.<br />"California" on the other hand hasn't been here since I moved in, so whatever, she's cool though. Very outgoing.<br /><br /><div class="header3">Eventwise...</div><br />I was going to go to the Loudon Wainwright III thingy tonight at the San Francisco Bathhouse but alas, I am too cheap. Maybe I will go to ROCK2WGTN instead so I can see Ozzy Osbourne and Kiss... I plan on dressing as the cat.<br />The Big Day Out was good though, and I got some great photos of the bands on stage... I might put em up one day.<br /><br />Anywhos, excuse me while I go and investigate the state of the forums...<br /><br /><div align="center"><div class="header1">Stamps</div><div class="scrollbox"><br /><div class="images"><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/32971904/"><img src="http://fc01.deviantart.com/fs10/i/2006/127/0/4/Gummi_Bear_Stamp_by_pillze69.gif" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/58120341/"><img src="http://fc01.deviantart.com/fs17/f/2007/172/5/6/I_fav_without_commenting_by_BandaidPorn.png" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/33758119/"><img src="http://fc04.deviantart.com/fs9/i/2006/144/d/3/Mortal_Wombat_by_VernonX9000.gif" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span><br /><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/43148401/"><img src="http://fc01.deviantart.com/fs12/f/2006/320/4/d/Procrastination_Stamp_by_jenepooh.jpg" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/51754232/"><img src="http://fc02.deviantart.com/fs13/f/2007/085/5/f/I_support_the_orgy_by_jake10684.gif" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/44719985/"><img src="http://fc03.deviantart.com/fs5/f/2006/348/1/6/Its_a_stamp_by_NieBakura.gif" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span><br /><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/37986094/"><img src="http://fc01.deviantart.com/fs11/i/2006/226/d/d/Dr__Ziodberg_is_Jesus_by_Destruktive.png" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/52026025/"><img src="http://fc02.deviantart.com/fs15/f/2007/089/1/0/Stamp__coloUr_by_pirpintine.png" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/31453124/"><img src="http://fc05.deviantart.com/fs10/i/2006/096/3/8/I_Fucking_Support_Profanity_by_Plankhead.gif" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span><br /><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/45894384/"><img src="http://fc02.deviantart.com/fs14/f/2007/003/f/4/i_drink_coffee_by_mj_coffeeholick.png" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/46136745/"><img src="http://fc05.deviantart.com/fs14/f/2007/006/1/9/Black_Metal_Jesus_Sta... ]]></description>
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                <title>Phew</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 22 Nov 2007 16:50:29 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <div class="rightside"><br />
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<div align="center"><div class="rightheader">Links</div><br />
<a href="http://www.fark.com">FARK.com</a><br />
<a href="http://www.mapservices.org/myguestmap/map/Marni">Sign My Guestmap</a><br />
</div></div><br /><br /><div class="header1">Long Break</div><br />
I haven't been around dA recently... Just the odd comment here and there...<br />
But its summer now and I may return simply to quell my boredom of living in the country... Far away from Starbucks. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/frown.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":(" title=":( (Sad)" /><br />
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<div class="header2">What have I been doing instead?</div><br />
First of all I baked some delicious chocolate chip cookies.<br />
Then I mowed the lawns. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/n/number1.gif" width="35" height="31" alt=":#1:" title="#1" /><br />
I haven't mowed lawns in a while and was terrified the whole time of being in some tragic lawnmower accident. I didn't lose any limbs but I did find two dead birds under the loquat tree, courtesy of the neighbours cat, Nod, who we claim as our own because he comes and sleeps on our couch.<br />
On the bright side, mowing over the mandarins under our mandarin tree and then a patch of mint, has given me a nice minty citrus aroma. Fabulous!<br />
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<div class="header3">Getting old. <a href="http://six-jeff.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/s/i/six-jeff.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconsix-jeff:" title="six-jeff"/></a></div><br />
My brother turned 25 last week and has since walked around the house complaining that he's getting too old to function and groaning like a ninety year old. Must be that 40 year old mother of two he's been banging.<br />
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In other news, I turn 20 in January. To celebrate, I'm going to drag my friends on a camping trip at Waiheke Island, where Tracey can surf and I can do all the wine and beer tours <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/letters/=p.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":p" title=":p (Lick)" /><br />
It shall be excellent, despite Sarah labeling herself straight edge these days. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/r/rolleyes.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":roll:" title="Roll Eyes" /><br />
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<div class="header1">Tricksy</div><br />
Also my sub runs out in like... Two days. But I'm not going to resubscribe until the very last minute, just for shits and giggles.<br />
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Now I'm going to have a shower and try to enjoy my three and a half months of summer boredom <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/n/number1.gif" width="35" height="31" alt=":#1:" title="#1" /><br /><br /><div align="center"><div class="header1">Stamps</div><div class="scrollbox"><br />
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                <title>Bunnies and Things</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 13 Oct 2007 13:41:45 PDT</pubDate>
                
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</div></div><br /><br /><div class="header1">Updates Schmupdates</div><br />
<br />
University is over for the year... Finished on Friday. Now I have a fortnight until my three exams, which I'm doing everything in my power to fail...<br />
<br />
<div class="header2">Damn Video Games</div><br />
<br />
Getting hooked on playing my playstation. Barely touched it all year except when I needed to unleash some rage on the hookers in GTA:SA, now suddenly I'm on playstation overload.<br />
<br />
My friend convinced me to ruin my life by getting Final Fantasy and Kingdom Hearts and a bunch of other LONG games that bore me to death but seem to keep sucking me back anyway. Also, Star Wars lego which is a lot of fun... <br />
<br />
And... Of all things... Playboy: The Mansion, has taken most of my time.<br />
Mysteriously fun game... I spent 20 hours with only minor, MINOR breaks, playing that game the other day. Healthy.<br />
<br />
So, I'm pretty sure I won't get around to doing any studying this month... Might get a sweet  playstation tan though <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/letters/=p.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":p" title=":p (Lick)" /><br />
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<div class="header3">Big Day Out</div><br />
<br />
I wasn't planning on going because the only bands/artists I wanted to see in the first line-up was Rage Against The Machine and Bjork... But my brother bought me a ticket already (which he says he will exchange for a bottle of Jim Beam) so I suppose I'm going.<br />
<br />
Should be fun. Hopefully some more bands I actually want to see will be added though.<br />
<br />
Seriously... Dizzee Rascal? Hilltop farking Hoods? What is this shiat?!<br />
And since when are Grinspoon, third-from-top-of-lineup material? Good lord.<br />
<br />
Ha, I just typed lineout instead of lineup. Obviously I am still suffering from the Rugby World Cup loss. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/l/lol.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":lol:" title="LOL" /><br />
<br />
Actually! I had lunch at Starbucks with a bunch of Kangaroos yesterday.<br />
And for all non-NZ/Oz people... The Kangaroos are an Australian Rugby League team.<br />
Oh fark, now I have waltzing Matilda in my head! D:><br />
<br />
Never mind...<br />
<br />
I'm off to lose my soul to the ps2 again...<br />
<br />
Also, is it bad that I had a nightmare last night, involving Kingdom Hearts, George Clooney, Ayn Rand and Amelia Earhart?<br />
Strange. Very strange.<br /><br /><div align="center"><div class="header1">Stamps</div><div class="scrollbox"><br />
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                <title>Test Subjects Needed</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 17 Sep 2007 17:40:33 PDT</pubDate>
                
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</div></div><br /><br /><div class="header1">Experiments... Oooooooooh...</div><br />
So my social psychology class is making us save the world this semester, but I'm not too excited about it so I've pretty much put off doing anything towards the assignment.<br />
<br />
Unfortunately, we have to do a group presentation next week and so I kinda have to start. So I need a bunch of people to answer some questions on recycling and whatever.<br />
<br />
Which is where you lovely people come in. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/a/aww.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":aww:" title="Aww" /><br />
<br />
If you're not too important and busy to answer some questions... Could you <i>possibly</i> answer these when you're free?<br />
Now if you do want to answer but want anonymity, you can note me them. :B<br />
Be honest.<br />
<br />
<br />
And since I don't expect anyone to answer, lets talk about something else...<br />
<br />
I'm dying.<br />
<br />
<br />
Dying for you all to fill in the questionnaire. D:><br />
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<div class="header2">The Questionnaire</div><br />
<br />
Using the scale: (1) never (2) sometimes (3) often (4) always, please rate how frequently you perform each of the following behaviours by listing the appropriate number. (eg: 1. 3 [and or] often)<br />
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1. Where possible, I buy products made from recycled materials as opposed to those items not made from recycled materials.<br />
(1) never (2) sometimes (3) often (4) always<br />
<br />
2. I re-use plastic shopping bags for future shopping and/or other purposes.<br />
(1) never (2) sometimes (3) often (4) always<br />
<br />
3. I avoid using aerosol sprays.<br />
(1) never (2) sometimes (3) often (4) always<br />
<br />
4. I turn the television off when it is not in use.<br />
(1) never (2) sometimes (3) often (4) always<br />
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5. I take short showers to limit water use.<br />
(1) never (2) sometimes (3) often (4) always<br />
<br />
6. I recycle newspapers.<br />
(1) never (2) sometimes (3) often (4) always<br />
<br />
7. I buy products with minimal packaging (e.g., products that are packaged in a minimal amount of plastic).<br />
(1) never (2) sometimes (3) often (4) always<br />
<br />
8. When inside, and if sufficient sun light is shining through the windows, I use sun light as opposed to artificial light.<br />
(1) never (2) sometimes (3) often (4) always<br />
<br />
9. I use the washing machine only when it has a full load.<br />
(1) never (2) sometimes (3) often (4) always<br />
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10. I compost non-meat food scraps.<br />
(1) never (2) sometimes (3) often (4) always<br />
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11. When writing I use both sides of the paper.<br />
(1) never (2) sometimes (3) often (4) always<br />
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12. When travelling short distances (Approx. 1 Â 2 kilometres) I walk as opposed to driving or taking a bus.<br />
(1) never (2) sometimes (3) often (4) always<br />
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13. When cleaning my teeth I turn the tap off rather then leaving it run.<br />
(1) never (2) sometimes (3) often (4) always<br />
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14. I recycle glass materials.<br />
(1) never (2) sometimes (3) often (4) always<br />
<br />
15. When I buy a few items at the store I say no to plastic bags.<br />
(1) never (2) sometimes (3) often (4) always<br />
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16. I turn the stereo/radio off when it is not in use.<br />
(1) never (2) sometimes (3) often (4) always<br />
<br />
17. When available I half flush the toilet as opposed to full flush.<br />
(1) never (2) sometimes (3) often (4) always<br />
<br />
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Optional Questions: <br />
<br />
1.	Are you	Male/Female?<br />
<br />
2.	How old are you?<br />
<br />
3.	Are you currently employed?<br />
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Anywho. Someone else in my group came up with the questions. So feel free to complain about them.<br />
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<div class="header3">Tell me...</div><br />
<br />
...How's life?<br /><br /><div align="center"><div class="header1">Stamps</div><div class="scrollbox"><br />
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                <title>Importance Uncertain</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 10 Sep 2007 19:24:43 PDT</pubDate>
                
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</div></div><br /><br /><div class="header1">Testing 1 2 3</div><br />
Test driving some new CSS today...<br />
I'm not patient enough to make my very own with pictures and whatnot, so this will do.<br />
<br />
<div class="header2">Life...</div><br />
...is going great. <a href="http://hellotharidiot.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/h/e/hellotharidiot.png" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconhellotharidiot:" title="hellotharidiot"/></a><br />
<br />
My flatmate isn't as frustrating as she used to be.<br />
<br />
I'm doing well in my uni classes, except for on one essay I wrote while drunk, and proceeded to fail in delightful style. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/w/winkrazz.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=";p" title="Wink/Razz" /><br />
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And it's freaking spring! <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/e/excited.gif" width="23" height="19" alt=":excited:" title="OMG! I can't contain my excitement!" /><br />
Means summer is almost here and I can go back to spending every day at the beach. Thank god. This also means that the cricket season is coming... Wooooooooo!<br />
<br />
Which reminds me... Rugby World Cup. I <i>really</i> hope the All Blacks don't choke once they make it to the semi-finals, because they often do that. Plus, I want them to win so the country doesn't crucify Graham Henry afterwards. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/n/noes.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":noes:" title="Noes!" /><br />
<br />
My mother is coming to visit soon D:<br />
But thats good because for a week I won't have to pay for my own alcohol and food. Noice. :B<br />
<br />
Also... Hairspray.<br />
I love John Travolta but for the love of god did they have to cast him as a woman?!<br />
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So, how are YOU?<br />
<br /><br /><br /><div align="center"><div class="header1">Stamps</div><div class="scrollbox"><br />
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                <title>Procrastination Exclamation. +Tag</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 15 Aug 2007 17:00:42 PDT</pubDate>
                
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<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/p/paranoid.gif" width="23" height="15" alt=":paranoid:" title="They're all out to get me..." /><br />
<br />
I really fucked up a test yesterday...<br />
It was kind of funny.<br />
<br />
By the third question I was writing "<i>Why do you hate me?! <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/frown.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":(" title=":( (Sad)" /></i>" at the top of the paper.<br />
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Oops. <a href="http://hellotharidiot.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/h/e/hellotharidiot.png" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconhellotharidiot:" title="hellotharidiot"/></a><br />
Had another test this morning and it went awesome. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/n/number1.gif" width="35" height="31" alt=":#1:" title="#1" /><br />
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Anyways, `<a class="u" href="http://ashwynmayr.deviantart.com/">ashwynmayr</a> tagged me and now I have to comply. :c<br />
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<sub>1. Post these rules.<br />
2. Each person tagged must post 8 random (hopefully interesting) facts about themselves.<br />
3. Tags should write a journal of these facts.<br />
4. At the end of the post 8 more bloggers are tagged and named.<br />
5. Go to their page and leave a comment telling them that they're tagged.</sub><br />
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I'm not that interesting, so this is going to be hard.<br />
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1. I... Really love broccoli. If I had to eat only one vegetable for the rest of my life it would be broccoli.<br />
<br />
2. I'm hugely anti-feminist and have a very old person-male perspective on life and people in general. I'm like an 80 year old man. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/letters/=p.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":p" title=":p (Lick)" /><br />
<br />
3. I watch far too many movies. Like, 2 or more a day. This leads to me never going to class.<br />
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4. I was an A student and am now comfortably stuck in a rut of C's. D:<br />
<br />
5. I've never left New Zealand <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/frown.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":(" title=":( (Sad)" /><br />
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6. Despite being quite a good cook when it comes to proper meals, I seem to have trouble cooking menial things like microwave popcorn and taco shells.<br />
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7. I think this is because I get easily distracted and walk away when I'm supposed to "stay and listen!"<br />
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8. I have an inner-monologue and talk to myself when no-one is around. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/a/aww.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":aww:" title="Aww" /><br />
<br />
Sorry, I'm not that interesting guize...<br />
<br />
Now I'm going to do a =<a class="u" href="http://lyser-san.deviantart.com/">Lyser-san</a> and tag everyone who reads this. :B<br />
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kthxbai<br />
_____________________<br />
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<sub><sub>I'm going home in a week! Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!<br />
Can't wait!<br />
<br />
Buuuuuuut, I have four tests to get past before I can leave. ;_;<br />
<br />
Also, that party I went to the other night was <i>awesome</i>. <br />
At least... I think it was.<br />
It's all kind of a big blur. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/p/paranoid.gif" width="23" height="15" alt=":paranoid:" title="They're all out to get me..." /><br />
I got a three-day hangover out of it. YAY GUIZE.<br />
<br />
That's life though.<br />
<br />
Anywho, question! <br />
<b>What is your number one, all time favourite song?</b><br />
Answer plz!<br />
<br />
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Anddd to help procrastinate studying, I filled in this quiz. :B<br />
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<sub><sub><sub>~~~~~~<br />
1. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE?<br />
Nope. I don't know anyone personally who even has my name <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/frown.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":(" title=":( (Sad)" /><br />
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2. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED?<br />
A couple of weeks ago when my friend was doing cheerleader moves in the hallway as we waited for the elevators, and she split her pants. I laughed for like two hours straight.<br />
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3. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?<br />
Most of the time. Sometimes it gets a bit messy though.<br />
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4. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT?<br />
Chicken.<br />
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5. DO YOU HAVE KIDS?<br />
Three. Wait, what? <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/p/paranoid.gif" width="23" height="15" alt=":paranoid:" title="They're all out to get me..." /><br />
<br />
6. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU?<br />
Um, no. Well maybe...<br />
<br />
7. DO YOU USE SARCASM A LOT?<br />
Sarcasm, are you kidding me? No. Why would I use sarcasm? Pft.<br />
<br />
8. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS?<br />
Yep.<br />
<br />
9. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP?<br />
Uh uh. <img src="http://e.deviantar... ]]></description>
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                <title>Ohhhhhhh Yeaaaaaaaaaah!</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 07 Aug 2007 04:26:02 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <sub><div align="center">If you haven't already, get the hell in here and sign my guestmap!<br />
<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/shakefist.gif" width="24" height="18" alt=":shakefist:" title="CURSE YOU!" /><br />
<a href="http://www.mapservices.org/myguestmap/map/Marni">John Hancock here plz</a></div></sub><br /><br /><div align="center">Is it just me, or are lemon lime kool-aid cookies the best damn things in the entire world?<br />
<br />
I'm on a sugar-high and procrastinating three assignments and four tests! Wooo!<br />
<br />
Also I have a 21st to go to tomorrow night and as I haven't been drunk since March, I intend on getting thoroughly sloshed and being hideously hungover the next morning at 9am for my most important compulsory tutorial of the semester! <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/n/number1.gif" width="35" height="31" alt=":#1:" title="#1" /><br />
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<a href="http://ohyeahplz.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/o/h/ohyeahplz.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconohyeahplz:" title="ohyeahplz"/></a><br />
<br />
~Features!~<br />
<b>~<a class="u" href="http://renaisancexx.deviantart.com/">renaisancexx</a><br />
<span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/52648930/"><img src="http://tn1-1.pv.deviantart.com/fs16/150/i/2007/216/c/a/Karin__female_demands_by_renaisancexx.jpg" width="101" height="150" /></a></span></span><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/48581843/"><img src="http://tn1-1.pv.deviantart.com/fs15/150/i/2007/216/0/0/taste_of_music_by_renaisancexx.jpg" width="114" height="150" /></a></span></span><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/18442411/"><img src="http://tn1-4.pv.deviantart.com/fs12/150/i/2006/311/5/0/photo_survey_2_by_renaisancexx.jpg" width="110" height="150" /></a></span></span><br />
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=<a class="u" href="http://amandathestampede.deviantart.com/">AmandaTheStampede</a><br />
<span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/58361093/"><img src="http://tn1-2.pv.deviantart.com/fs16/150/i/2007/175/2/f/Winter_sky_by_AmandaTheStampede.jpg" width="150" height="118" /></a></span></span><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/54288249/"><img src="http://tn1-4.pv.deviantart.com/150/shared/poetry.jpg" width="150" height="125" /></a></span></span><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/58201530/"><img src="http://tn1-1.pv.deviantart.com/fs18/150/i/2007/173/2/4/Giggles_loves_you__D_by_AmandaTheStampede.jpg" width="150" height="112" /></a></span></span><br />
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~<a class="u" href="http://personalhobbit.deviantart.com/">personalhobbit</a><br />
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=<a class="u" href="http://tiger-queen.deviantart.com/">tiger-queen</a><br />
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=<a class="u" href="http://yvanklestein.deviantart.com/">yvanklestein</a><br />
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                <title>BEER + SEX</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 02 Aug 2007 04:12:38 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <sub><div align="center">If you haven't already, get the hell in here and sign my guestmap!<br />
<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/shakefist.gif" width="24" height="18" alt=":shakefist:" title="CURSE YOU!" /><br />
<a href="http://www.mapservices.org/myguestmap/map/Marni">John Hancock here plz</a></div></sub><br /><br /><div align="center">Okay, now that I have your attention...<br />
<br />
I never do those feature things because I'm a mean-spirited jerk, but I've decided to be pleasant today and feature <b>THREE</b> deviations from everyone who comments on this journal.<br />
<br />
:B<br />
<br />
No catches.<br />
But I know people don't like volunteering for this sort of thing, so I AM FORCING YOU.<br />
<br />
<br />
Also, how's life? We don't talk enough... Are you mad at me? ;_;<br />
<br />
<b>~<a class="u" href="http://renaisancexx.deviantart.com/">renaisancexx</a><br />
<span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/52648930/"><img src="http://tn1-1.pv.deviantart.com/fs16/150/i/2007/216/c/a/Karin__female_demands_by_renaisancexx.jpg" width="101" height="150" /></a></span></span><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/48581843/"><img src="http://tn1-1.pv.deviantart.com/fs15/150/i/2007/216/0/0/taste_of_music_by_renaisancexx.jpg" width="114" height="150" /></a></span></span><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/18442411/"><img src="http://tn1-4.pv.deviantart.com/fs12/150/i/2006/311/5/0/photo_survey_2_by_renaisancexx.jpg" width="110" height="150" /></a></span></span><br />
<br />
=<a class="u" href="http://amandathestampede.deviantart.com/">AmandaTheStampede</a><br />
<span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/58361093/"><img src="http://tn1-2.pv.deviantart.com/fs16/150/i/2007/175/2/f/Winter_sky_by_AmandaTheStampede.jpg" width="150" height="118" /></a></span></span><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/54288249/"><img src="http://tn1-4.pv.deviantart.com/150/shared/poetry.jpg" width="150" height="125" /></a></span></span><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/58201530/"><img src="http://tn1-1.pv.deviantart.com/fs18/150/i/2007/173/2/4/Giggles_loves_you__D_by_AmandaTheStampede.jpg" width="150" height="112" /></a></span></span><br />
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~<a class="u" href="http://personalhobbit.deviantart.com/">personalhobbit</a><br />
<span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/50761333/"><img src="http://tn1-3.pv.deviantart.com/fs14/150/f/2007/072/4/b/Surfboard_Row_by_personalhobbit.jpg" width="150" height="103" /></a></span></span><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/34836723/"><img src="http://tn1-5.pv.deviantart.com/fs11/150/i/2006/183/c/2/Pick_me_a_Daffodil_by_personalhobbit.jpg" width="114" height="150" /></a></span></span><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/25757577/"><img src="http://tn1-5.pv.deviantart.com/fs11/150/i/2006/199/6/8/Monk_Boy_by_personalhobbit.jpg" width="138" height="150" /></a></span></span><br />
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=<a class="u" href="http://tiger-queen.deviantart.com/">tiger-queen</a><br />
<span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/51200235/"><img src="http://tn1-1.pv.deviantart.com/fs14/150/i/2007/077/9/c/__Play_Time___by_tiger_queen.jpg" width="100" height="150" /></a></span></span><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/51493122/"><img src="http://tn1-5.pv.deviantart.com/fs15/150/i/2007/082/f/7/Behind_These_Eyes_by_tiger_queen.jpg" width="100" height="150" /></a></span></span><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/46738679/"><img src="http://tn1-4.pv.deviantart.com/fs15/150/i/2007/015/6/f/Streeeeetch_by_tiger_queen.jpg" width="113" height="150" /></a></span></span><br />
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=<a class="u" href="http://yvanklestein.deviantart.com/">yvanklestein</a><br />
<span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/59570079/"><img src="http://tn1-1.pv.deviantart.com/fs18/150/i/2007/192/b/1/MerchWhore_by_yvanklestein.jpg" width="115" height="150" /></a></span></span><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/49100393/"><img src="http://tn1-4.pv.deviantart.com/fs13/150/i/2007/057/4/0/Big_Grin_by_yvanklestein.jpg" width="150" height="105" /></a></span></span><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/55209614/"><img src="http://tn1-3.pv.deviantart.com/fs18/150/i/2007/132/1/e/I_See_j00_by_yvanklestein.jpg" width="150" heig... ]]></description>
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                <title>Where's Gene Kelly when you need him?</title>
                <link>http://markskywalker.deviantart.com/journal/13663687/</link>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 08 Jul 2007 21:00:41 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <div align="center">If you haven't already, get the hell in here and sign my guestmap!<br />
<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/shakefist.gif" width="24" height="18" alt=":shakefist:" title="CURSE YOU!" /><br />
<a href="http://www.mapservices.org/myguestmap/map/Marni">John Hancock here plz</a></div><br /><br />Zaaaaaaargbargle.<br />
<br />
That's how I feel looking at the gloomy-ass rain outside my windows...<br />
<br />
An update, I guess...<br />
<br />
So, I've seen Transformers 4 times in a week... Planning to make it at least 5.<br />
I mean, its not like I set out those other three times saying "OH I BETTER GO SEE IT AGAIN." The opportunity just presented itself. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/a/aww.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":aww:" title="Aww" /><br />
<br />
Also, university just started up again, first day of the second semester is over.<br />
We're studying 'An Inconvenient Truth' in Social Psych and we have to figure out ways to change the world etc... Um, riiiight.<br />
I failed one of my classes in fabulous style last semester, and I think I'm going to change my major as I am bored with it... But sure, life is good. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/w/winkrazz.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=";p" title="Wink/Razz" /><br />
I'm in at one of those crossroads where I have no idea what I want to do with my life, except stay in and sleep or watch movies...<br />
But I like uni and I will stay there as long as the government keeps giving me money.<br />
<br />
<br />
Plus, my new flatmate is NOT a nerdy guy, sadly... But a girl from Georgia. She's okay though, I'm cool with that. EXCEPT, some other random person asked me today (like every other day) if I'm from America, gaaaaah. I want my kiwi accent back D:<br />
<br />
Also, everyone should see 'Singin' in the Rain' because it is wonderful. And I just might watch it now to go along with the downpour and my coffee.<br />
<br />
Enough of me though, how are <b>you</b>?<br /><br /><div align="center"><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/32971904/"><img src="http://fc02.deviantart.com/fs10/i/2006/127/0/4/Gummi_Bear_Stamp_by_pillze69.gif" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/43827386/"><img src="http://fc03.deviantart.com/fs12/f/2006/332/8/8/NINE_THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAND_STAMP_by_Zarkanorf_Vecurk.png" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/51754232/"><img src="http://fc03.deviantart.com/fs13/f/2007/085/5/f/I_support_the_orgy_by_jake10684.gif" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/33758119/"><img src="http://fc01.deviantart.com/fs9/i/2006/144/d/3/Mortal_Wombat_by_VernonX9000.gif" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span><br />
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                <title>Weather, Movies and Meltdowns. + TRANSFORMERS</title>
                <link>http://markskywalker.deviantart.com/journal/13492104/</link>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 27 Jun 2007 22:02:20 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <div align="center">If you haven't already, get the hell in here and sign my guestmap!<br />
<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/shakefist.gif" width="24" height="18" alt=":shakefist:" title="CURSE YOU!" /><br />
<a href="http://www.mapservices.org/myguestmap/map/Marni">John Hancock here plz</a></div><br /><br /><b>Edit! (fangirl ranting ahead)</b><br />
Just saw Transformers today...<br />
<br />
Un-fucking-believable. LOVED it.<br />
It was FAmazing.<br />
<br />
I'm sure there will be some oldskool fans out there who will maintain it bastardized and killed their childhoods... <br />
But I thought it was brilliant.<br />
<br />
Shia LeBeouf was hilarious, Josh Duhamel was hot, Bumblebee was adorable, Prime was awesome.<br />
<br />
The first half = hilarious<br />
The second half = intense<br />
<br />
The whole theatre started clapping when the credits began... That NEVER happens in NZ. Well sometimes... But NEVER.<br />
<br />
Wow...<br />
Go see it!<br />
<br />
(by the way... I'm amped on V Energy Drink and so my review might be a little overjoyed because of huge amounts of guarana)<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Bleh it's winter...<br />
Finally some real windy-Wellington weather to freeze me.<br />
<br />
So I thought I'd write a journal of nothing to update you all on my life of nothing.<br />
<br />
1) It is cold.<br />
2) Cold and wet.<br />
3) I am getting sick.<br />
4) My flatmate Emily is going back to Minnesota in a few days...<br />
5) My friend is coming to visit me a couple of days later...<br />
6) Hoping my new American will be male.<br />
7) And most desirably; a nerd.<br />
<br />
<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/a/aww.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":aww:" title="Aww" /><br />
<br />
I had a panic attack the other night at 2am when my computer suddenly quit on me and flashed in blue and white "FATAL ERROR!!! Deleting all physical memory..."<br />
<br />
And as my entire life is on this computer, I was a bit unnerved by this concept and the fact that for 45 minutes my computer would not start after I turned it off.<br />
<br />
So as I got all claustrophobic, hyperventilated and went to start crying, I panicked and thought I better ring my brother back at my parents house and ask for help resuscitating Reginald, as I affectionately named my laptop upon reformatting last month.<br />
<br />
However, I maintained that I was nerdier than that and managed to successfully revive Reginald an hour later, having lost nothing.<br />
<br />
Then I laughed a lot realizing how pathetic I am.<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
SO! Apart from that, I've seen Pirates 3 a couple of times since release, and I enjoyed it a farkload more than Spiderman 3 (which is dead to me).<br />
Also Shrek 3 which is getting hammered by critics, but I laughed... Sometimes.<br />
And Oceans 13 to end the run of sequel reviews; was classy but not as good as the first.<br />
My Nebraskan/New Yorkian is forcing me to go to Transformers on Thursday, as apparently it opens a week earlier here than it does in the states... That's weird, but sure.<br />
<br />
Also, I just watched 2001: A Space Odyssey. What the crap? I can appreciate it must have blown their trippy 1960s minds... But today, it was mostly just lame and the HAL9000 noises pissed my flatmate off.<br />
<br />
Anyway, I have to go and wash the numbness of 2001:ASO from my memory with some Harvey Birdman.<br />
Ooh! <b>Any of you got suggestions for <u>good</u> movies I can rent and watch for the next couple of weeks of vacation?</b><br />
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Auf Wiedersehen.<br /><br /><div align="center"><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/32971904/"><img src="http://fc02.deviantart.com/fs10/i/2006/127/0/4/Gummi_Bear_Stamp_by_pillze69.gif" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/43827386/"><img src="http://fc03.deviantart.com/fs12/f/2006/332/8/8/NINE_THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAND_STAMP_by_Zarkanorf_Vecurk.png" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/51754232/"><img src="http://fc03.deviantart.com/fs13/f/2007/085/5/f/I_support_the_orgy_by_jake10684.gif" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/33758119/"><img src="http://fc01.deviantart.com/fs9/i/2006/144/d/3/Mortal_Wombat_by_VernonX9000.gif" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span><br />
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                <author>*markskywalker</author>
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                <title>Curse You, Sam Raimi!</title>
                <link>http://markskywalker.deviantart.com/journal/12921358/</link>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 11 May 2007 21:01:09 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <div align="center">If you haven't already, get the hell in here and sign my guestmap!<br />
<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/shakefist.gif" width="24" height="18" alt=":shakefist:" title="CURSE YOU!" /><br />
<a href="http://www.mapservices.org/myguestmap/map/Marni">John Hancock here plz</a></div><br /><br /><div align="center">So SRSLY... Spider-Man 3?<br />
<br />
<br />
<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/e/eek.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":o" title=":o (Eek)" /><br />
<br />
<br />
That is all I can say... <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/e/eek.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":o" title=":o (Eek)" /><br />
<br />
<br />
We went to see it last night for my mates 23rd, and SRSLY...<br />
<br />
WHAT?!<br />
<br />
So it was me and 6 Americans, and we went to the Embassy Theatre which is where they had the Lord Of The Rings Premieres. It is a <i>beautiful</i> theatre. No kidding. We went to the ladies bathroom afterwards and it was like... Almost cool enough to be my bedroom. I would totally sleep in there. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/l/lol.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":lol:" title="LOL" /><br />
<br />
So we watched Spider-Man the original before going... Laughed at the incredibly corny scripting etc...<br />
<br />
Me and the birthday girl: Bronwyn, got to the theatre and headed straight for Orlando Bloom and Viggo Mortensen's seats. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/n/nerd.gif" width="20" height="21" alt=":nerd:" title="Nerd" /> I got Orlando's, she got Viggo's. So anyway... We sat there... And we watched this movie...<br />
And it started out good.<br />
<br />
But then...<br />
<br />
Something happened.<br />
<br />
I won't go into it, because I don't want to spoil anything for people. But SERIOUSLY.<br />
<br />
There is one person on this earth who I pretty much despise over everybody else.<br />
That person is Emo Jared Leto. 30 Seconds To Mars Jared Leto.<br />
<br />
WHY OH GOD WHY DID PETER LOOK LIKE JARED LETO!?<br />
<br />
Bronwyn and I almost cried with horror at that movie.<br />
Hilarious in a bad way... Nearly too horrendous to watch. I covered my face for a lot of the middle. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/n/no.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":no:" title="No, I disagree!" /><br />
<br />
I do not rate that movie at all.<br />
(<b>EDIT:</b> I wrote this journal last night and now that its morning, I guess I can appreciate it a little more... But still... it was pretty damn bad.)<br />
<br />
Maybe I'd see it again.<br />
But only if it was a pirated copy. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/l/lol.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":lol:" title="LOL" /><br />
<br />
The only parts that saved it were Bruce Fucking Campbell (Love him.) and James Franco. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/a/aww.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":aww:" title="Aww" /><br />
<br />
Tobey?! What have you done?! <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/c/crying.gif" width="20" height="17" alt=":crying:" title="Crying" /><br />
<br />
ANYWAY.<br />
The saviour of my night was the beer and the drinking afterwards.<br />
OH. And having fun running around taking photos of each of us in the LOTR cast members seats. Hahaha, we are such nerds. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/l/lol.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":lol:" title="LOL" /><br />
We sat in Elijah Wood's, Dominic Monaghan's, Billy Boyd's, Ian McKellen's, Sean Astin's, Orlando's and Viggo's. It was fun.<br />
<br />
Great night <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/a/aww.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":aww:" title="Aww" /></div><br /><br /><div align="center"><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/32971904/"><img src="http://fc01.deviantart.com/fs10/i/2006/127/0/4/Gummi_Bear_Stamp_by_pillze69.gif" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/43827386/"><img src="http://ic3.deviantart.com/fs12/f/2006/332/8/8/NINE_THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAND_STAMP_by_Zarkanorf_Vecurk.png" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/51754232/"><img src="http://ic3.deviantart.com/fs13/f/2007/085/5/f/I_support_the_orgy_by_jake10684.gif" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/33758119/"><img src="http://ic3.deviantart.com/fs9/i/2006/144/d/3/Mortal_Wombat_by_VernonX9000.gif" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span><br />
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                <author>*markskywalker</author>
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                <title>Dungeons &amp; Dragons</title>
                <link>http://markskywalker.deviantart.com/journal/12736780/</link>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 25 Apr 2007 22:14:20 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <div align="center">If you haven't already, get the hell in here and sign my guestmap!<br />
<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/shakefist.gif" width="24" height="18" alt=":shakefist:" title="CURSE YOU!" /><br />
<a href="http://www.mapservices.org/myguestmap/map/Marni">John Hancock here plz</a><br />
Send me $50 and I might stalk you too. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/e/eyes.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":eyes:" title="Eyes" /></div><br /><br />Now I may be a dork, but I have yet to become a Dungeons & Dragons dork.<br />
However, I took the quiz in =<a class="u" href="http://ashwynmayr.deviantart.com/">ashwynmayr</a>'s journal and found that my 'alignment' is:<br />
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<b>Neutral Evil</b><br />
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A neutral evil villain does whatever she can get away with. She is out for herself, pure and simple. She sheds no tears for those she kills, whether for profit, sport, or convenience. She has no love of order and holds no illusion that following laws, traditions, or codes would make her any better or more noble. On the other hand, she doesnt have the restless nature or love of conflict that a chaotic evil villain has. The criminal who robs and murders to get what she wants is neutral evil. Some neutral evil villains hold up evil as an ideal, committing evil for its own sake. Most often, such villains are devoted to evil deities or secret societies. <b>The common phrase for neutral evil is "true evil."</b> Neutral evil is the most dangerous alignment because it represents pure evil without honor and without variation.<br />
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<a href="http://lolwutplz.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/l/o/lolwutplz.png" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="lolwutplz" /></a><br />
<br />
I'm true evil? <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/e/eek.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":o" title=":o (Eek)" /><br />
<br />
This is lies and I am now contemplating writing the creator of this quiz an angry letter. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/a/aww.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":aww:" title="Aww" /><br />
<br />
You can try the quiz here: <a href="http://www.wizards.com/default.asp?x=dnd/dnd/20001222b">[link]</a><br />
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<u><b>AVATAR</b></u><br />
<br />
I was complaining of the need for a new avatar, and *<a class="u" href="http://martypunker.deviantart.com/">martypunker</a> suggested a flaming penis. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/a/aww.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":aww:" title="Aww" /> That's the entire story.<br />
<br />
<a href="http://markskywalker.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/m/a/markskywalker.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="markskywalker" /></a><a href="http://martypunker.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/m/a/martypunker.jpg" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="martypunker" /></a><a href="http://danium.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/d/a/danium.jpg" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="danium" /></a><a href="http://plasticgiantcatbear.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/p/l/plasticgiantcatbear.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="plasticgiantcatbear" /></a><a href="http://kool-kittykat.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/k/o/kool-kittykat.jpg" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="kool-kittykat" /></a><br /><br /><div align="center"><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/32971904/"><img src="http://fc01.deviantart.com/fs10/i/2006/127/0/4/Gummi_Bear_Stamp_by_pillze69.gif" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/43827386/"><img src="http://ic3.deviantart.com/fs12/f/2006/332/8/8/NINE_THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAND_STAMP_by_Zarkanorf_Vecurk.png" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/51754232/"><img src="http://ic3.deviantart.com/fs13/f/2007/085/5/f/I_support_the_orgy_by_jake10684.gif" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/33758119/"><img src="http://ic3.deviantart.com/fs9/i/2006/144/d/3/Mortal_Wombat_by_VernonX9000.gif" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span><br />
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                <author>*markskywalker</author>
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                <title>Activate Lurk-Mode, Now!</title>
                <link>http://markskywalker.deviantart.com/journal/12464139/</link>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 04 Apr 2007 23:49:46 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <div align="center">If you haven't already, get the hell in here and sign my guestmap!<br />
<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/shakefist.gif" width="24" height="18" alt=":shakefist:" title="CURSE YOU!" /><br />
<a href="http://www.mapservices.org/myguestmap/map/Marni">John Hancock here plz</a><br />
Send me $50 and I might stalk you too. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/e/eyes.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":eyes:" title="Eyes" /></div><br /><br /><div class="smallbox">I decided to test-drive some CSS...<br />
I don't know if I'll keep it...<br />
What do you think?<br />
Should I keep it bright and cheery?<br />
Or should I make it black and miserable like your emo hearts?<br />
Can you tell I like brown?</div><br />
<br />
<div class="smallbox">So anyhow I'm not going to be around for the next few days as I am spending Easter at my grandmas. D:<br />
I'm not sure how I'll survive without internet, but hopefully I'll manage.<br />
<br />
And then after that I am heading home to Auckland for a fortnight.<br />
Please don't miss me too much, guys. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/h/happycry.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":happycry:" title="Tears of joy" /> I'll be here in spirit!</div><br />
<br />
<div class="smallbox">Also I managed to fail the only two tests I've had this semester in stupendous style! <br />
<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/a/aww.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":aww:" title="Aww" /> Go me!<br />
<br />
I blame deviantART.<br />
And you guys.<br />
<br />
<3</div><br />
<br />
<br />
<div class="smallbox"><div align="center"><div class="deviationsbox"><br />
By the way, I'm a known klepto, so I stole this from =<a class="u" href="http://s-que.deviantart.com/">S-Que</a> and *<a class="u" href="http://morbidman187.deviantart.com/">morbidman187</a><br />
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1) Full name: Marni Elizabeth<br />
2) Male/Female: Female<br />
3) Were you named after anyone?: I highly doubt that<br />
4) Does your name mean anything?: Marni means rejoice in Hebrew<br />
5) Nickname(s): Marnz<br />
6) What do you think you look like... name wise: ....Marni?<br />
7) Date of birth: 9th January 88<br />
8) Place of birth and current location: Masterton -> Wellington<br />
9) Nationality: New Zealander<br />
10) Astrology sign: Capricorn<br />
11) Chinese astrology sign: Um... Rabbit?<br />
12) Religion: Meh... I don't know... Officially I'm Anglican, and I believe there's probably a god up there who wants to spite me when I die by sending me to hell, but other than that I don't pay much attention to it.<br />
13) What's your favorite smell?: Anything citrus... Or baked goods!<br />
14) Political Position?: I'm on the fence.<br />
15) What do you prefer to drink in the morning?: Water. All day long. I'm a water-whore.<br />
16) Hair + eye color: Naturally blonde, but it is dyed dark brunette... And green eyes.<br />
17) Do you look like anyone famous?: No.<br />
18) What do you look like?: A person.<br />
19) Any unusual talents?: Jedi mind tricks?<br />
20) Righty, lefty, or ambidextrous?: Righty<br />
21) Gay, straight, bi, or other?: Straight<br />
22) What do you do for a living?: Er... I get paid by the government to be a student.<br />
23) What do you do for fun?: <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/p/paranoid.gif" width="23" height="15" alt=":paranoid:" title="They're all out to get me..." /> I internet... Or watch movies/visit pubs with my friends.<br />
24) What are your favorite art materials to work with?: Paint<br />
25) What kind of materials would you like to work with?: I'd like to be able to draw.<br />
26) Have you met your grandparents?: All four of em. Two are dead now though <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/frown.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":(" title=":( (Sad)" /><br />
27) Boyfriend/Girlfriend: No<br />
28) Crush: I don't have one <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/frown.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":(" title=":( (Sad)" /><br />
29) What celebrity would you date if you could?: Good god... It would take me all day to answer that.<br />
30) Current worries?: Failing...<br />
31) Favorite online guy/girl(s): Ha! All of you crazy kids. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/h/heart.gif" width="15" height="13" alt=":heart:" title="Heart" /><br />
32) Favorite place to be: The beach!<br />
33) Least favorite place to be?: Surrounded by children.<br />
34) Do you burn or tan?: I burn then I tan. Oh boy can I burn like a pro!<br />
35) Ever break a bone?: My left wrist, a couple of toes, a couple of fingers...<br />
36) What is your favorite cereal?: Ew. I eat toast.<br />
37) Person you cry with: er... Not only do I not cry with people, I don't cry unless someone has just died.<br />
38) Any sisters: Nope<br />
39) Any brothers: 2 older brothers<br />
40) Any pets: Not anymore <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/frown.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":(" title=":( (Sad)" /><br />
41) An illness... ]]></description>
                <author>*markskywalker</author>
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                <title>All The Cool Kids Are Doing It</title>
                <link>http://markskywalker.deviantart.com/journal/12145990/</link>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 11 Mar 2007 15:45:14 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <div align="center">And by all the cool kids, I mean *<a class="u" href="http://danium.deviantart.com/">Danium</a> <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/w/winkrazz.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=";p" title="Wink/Razz" /><br />
<br />
But because I've signed a few of these now, I'm making my own.<br />
<br />
So step on up and sign my guestmap!<br />
<br />
Kthxplz.<br />
<br />
I won't stalk you. Unless I already am, then its just tough bikkies.<br />
<br />
<br />
<a href="http://www.mapservices.org/myguestmap/map/Marni">CLICK AND SIGN ME!</a><br />
<br />
<a href="http://nodplz.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/n/o/nodplz.png" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="nodplz" /></a><br />
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Make it look like I have some friends.</div><br /><br /><div align="center"><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/32971904/"><img src="http://fc01.deviantart.com/fs10/i/2006/127/0/4/Gummi_Bear_Stamp_by_pillze69.gif" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/43827386/"><img src="http://ic3.deviantart.com/fs12/f/2006/332/8/8/NINE_THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAND_STAMP_by_Zarkanorf_Vecurk.png" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/51754232/"><img src="http://ic3.deviantart.com/fs13/f/2007/085/5/f/I_support_the_orgy_by_jake10684.gif" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span><br />
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                <author>*markskywalker</author>
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                <title>Ooooohh alcohol :llove; (Edit)</title>
                <link>http://markskywalker.deviantart.com/journal/12022387/</link>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 06 Mar 2007 23:00:27 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Wowiooah I an sio fyuggen druink guys....<br />
<br />
Went to a kareoke har. It was great. eightuies music! awesome.<br />
Tgey stole a ber mug from the downtonw local. It was my fault.<br />
My influence. Woooooops.<br />
<br />
<br />
KK, time for bed.<br />
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<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/h/heart.gif" width="15" height="13" alt=":heart:" title="Heart" /><br />
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Love, guys! Lo vE!<br />
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niht :d<br />
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<div align="center"><b>EDIT</b><br />
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Muchos Gracias to @<a class="u" href="http://mykel.deviantart.com/">mykel</a> for the three month sub!<br />
<br />
Only took me like forever to guess 44. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/r/rolleyes.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":roll:" title="Roll Eyes" /><br />
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Thanks Mykel!</div><br /><br /><div align="center"><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/32971904/"><img src="http://fc01.deviantart.com/fs10/i/2006/127/0/4/Gummi_Bear_Stamp_by_pillze69.gif" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/43827386/"><img src="http://ic3.deviantart.com/fs12/f/2006/332/8/8/NINE_THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAND_STAMP_by_Zarkanorf_Vecurk.png" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span><br />
<span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/44719985/"><img src="http://ic3.deviantart.com/fs5/f/2006/348/1/6/Its_a_stamp_by_NieBakura.gif" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/37986094/"><img src="http://ic1.deviantart.com/fs11/i/2006/226/d/d/Dr__Ziodberg_is_Jesus_by_Destruktive.png" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/22313388/"><img src="http://ic3.deviantart.com/fs7/i/2005/241/0/8/I_Skype_by_madnessism.png" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span></div> ]]></description>
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                <title>Kitties, aww.</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 28 Feb 2007 21:31:23 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <div align="center"><b>Needed a new journal...</b><br />
<br />
So here is a picture of some cats.<br />
<br />
<img src="http://img90.imageshack.us/img90/1751/1157360661936bsb0.jpg"><br />
<br />
Anywhoooo<br />
<br />
I've got a bill for $576.11 I have to pay in the next few days.<br />
<br />
GOOD TIMES<br />
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<br />
But I'm going to see the Red Hot Chili Peppers next month, so all is okay.</img></div><br /><br /><div align="center"><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/32971904/"><img src="http://fc01.deviantart.com/fs10/i/2006/127/0/4/Gummi_Bear_Stamp_by_pillze69.gif" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/43827386/"><img src="http://ic3.deviantart.com/fs12/f/2006/332/8/8/NINE_THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAND_STAMP_by_Zarkanorf_Vecurk.png" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span><br />
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                <author>*markskywalker</author>
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                <title>Drinking guinness with a shrimp on the barbie.</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 13 Feb 2007 13:13:32 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <div align="center"><b>I nicked this from *<a class="u" href="http://darkapple.deviantart.com/">DarkApple</a><br />
<br />
You know how I love quizzes <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/a/aww.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":aww:" title="Aww" /></b><br />
<br />
<br />
British<br />
[] You drink a lot of tea.<br />
[x] You know what a brolly is.<br />
[] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.<br />
[] You wanted Ben to win X Factor.<br />
[x] You use the word "bugger" or the phrase "bloody hell."<br />
[x] Fish and Chips are yummy.<br />
[x] You can eat a Full English Breakfast. <br />
[x] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.<br />
[] Its football...not soccer.<br />
Total = 5.<br />
<br />
Australian<br />
[x] You wear flip flops all year.<br />
[] You call flipflops thongs not flip flops. - <i>I call them jandals.</i><br />
[x] You love a backyard barbie.<br />
[x] You know a barbie is not a doll.<br />
[x] You love the beach.<br />
[x] Sometimes you swear without realizing. - <i>what the fuck do you fucking mean by that?</i><br />
[o] You're a sports fanatic. - <i>I like sports but I don't think I'm fanatical...</i><br />
[x] You are tanned.<br />
[haha] You're a bit of a bogan.<br />
[x] You have an australian something.<br />
Total = 7.6<br />
<br />
Italian<br />
[x] The Sopranos is a great show.<br />
[] Your last name ends in a vowel.<br />
[] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.<br />
[] You know how a real meatball tastes.<br />
[] You know Italian songs.<br />
[] You have dark hair and dark eye color.<br />
[x] You speak some italian. - <i>SOME.</i><br />
[x] You are under 5'10''<br />
[] You know what a italian horn is<br />
[o] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world!!! - <i>half agreed.</i><br />
[x] You talk with your hands.<br />
Total = 4.5<br />
<br />
Spanish<br />
[] You say member instead of Remember.<br />
[x] You speak spanish or some.<br />
[x] You like tacos.<br />
[] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr. (or similar) - I'd say that just applies to 13 and under.<br />
[] You are dark skinned.<br />
[] You know what a Puta is.<br />
[x] You talk fast occasionally.<br />
[x] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.<br />
[] You know what platanos are.<br />
Total = 4<br />
<br />
Russian<br />
[x] You say villian as: Vee-lon. -<i>I do occasionally.</i><br />
[] You get short tempered.<br />
[x] You know of somebody named Natasha.<br />
[x] You get cold easily.<br />
[x] Rain is fun for you. -<i>I love the rain.</i><br />
[x] You get into contests all the time. - <i>I am very competitive.</i><br />
[x] You can easily make do with the cold weather.<br />
Total = 6<br />
<br />
Irish<br />
[x] You think beer is the best.<br />
[] You have a bad temper.<br />
[x] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y. - <i>My mothers surname is McFarlane, and since my parents are divorced I could choose which one I went by if I wanted... </i><br />
[x] You have blue or green eyes. - <i>Green!</i><br />
[x] You like the color green. - <i>Love it.</i><br />
[x] You have been to a st. pattys day party.<br />
[x] You have a family member from Ireland.<br />
[x] You have blonde hair.<br />
[x] You have/had freckles. - <i>I get mine from the sun though. And they're on my arms and shoulders.</i><br />
[] Your family get togethers always include drinking and singing.<br />
Total = 8<br />
<br />
African American<br />
[] You say nigga/nukka casually<br />
[] You have nappy hair. - <i>lolwaht?</i><br />
[x] You like rap. - <i>A tiny portion of it.</i><br />
[] You know how to shoot a gun<br />
[x] You think President George Bush is racist.<br />
[x] You like chicken.<br />
[x] You like watermelon.<br />
[x] You can dance. -<i>The robot is ultra-slick.</i><br />
[x] You can 'sing' gospel.<br />
Total = 6<br />
<br />
Asian<br />
[] You have slanty/small eyes.<br />
[] You like rice a lot.<br />
[] You are good at math.<br />
[x] You have played the piano.<br />
[] You have family from asia. - <i>I have family IN Asia.</i><br />
[] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.<br />
[] Most people think you're chinese.<br />
[] You call hurricanes typhoons.<br />
[] You go to Baulko.<br />
Total = 1<br />
<br />
German<br />
[x] You like bread.<br />
[] You think German Chocolate is good.<br />
[x] You Speak some German.<br />
[x] You know what Schnitzel is.<br />
[] You hate it when stupid people call you a Nazi.<br />
[x] You went to Pre-school.<br />
[x] You're over 5'2.<br />
Total = 5<br />
<br />
Canadian<br />
[x] You like/play/played hockey.<br />
[x] You love beer.<br />
[x] You say eh. - <i>And aboot.</i><br />
[] You know what poutine is. <br />
[x] You speak some french.<br />
[] You love Tim Horton's.<br />
[x] At one point you lived in a farm house. - <i>I even lived on a farm! <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/e/eek.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":o" title=":o (Eek)" /> </i><br />
[] You watch/... ]]></description>
                <author>*markskywalker</author>
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                <title>FREEBIRD!</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 15 Jan 2007 00:11:05 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <grumpy old man><br />
<br />
The Big Day Out is coming, and as I shall not be able to escape the legions of emo tweens who think----<br />
<br />
 MCR!!!2! R JST TEH BESTEST!!!!111190 <br />
<br />
----I shall instead spend the day in the alcohol tent, only venturing out to heckle said band with "Freebird! PLAY FREEBIRD!"<br />
<br />
Oh and then I will go and watch tool and the killers.<br />
<br />
And that is all.<br />
<br />
</grumpy old man><br />
<br />
Also I am sunburnt for the sixth time in six weeks. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/c/crying.gif" width="20" height="17" alt=":crying:" title="Crying" /><br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>*markskywalker</author>
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                <title>It's my birthday.</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 08 Jan 2007 21:07:31 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <b>Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!</b><br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>*markskywalker</author>
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                <title>Christmas and birthday! Yay!</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 07 Dec 2006 17:57:10 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <div align="center"><a href="http://www.theonemillionmasterpiece.com/en/view.php?id=394402"><img src="http://www.theonemillionmasterpiece.com/images/pictures2/thumbs/39/44/2.jpg" width="60" height="60"></img><a href="http://www.theonemillionmasterpiece.com/en/view.php?id=394402"><img src="http://www.theonemillionmasterpiece.com/images/banners/anim01.gif" width="174" height="60"></img></a></a></div><br /><br />Yes so its almost that time of year that only comes once a year but comes three months in advance anyway.<br />
<br />
I can't wait til christmas...<br />
<br />
And then my birthday two weeks later... On the ninth of January.<br />
<br />
I expect presents.<br />
<br />
<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/e/evileye.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":evileye:" title="Evil Eye" /><br />
<br />
Nothing else to report.<br />
<br />
I need a job.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>*markskywalker</author>
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                <title>:3</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 12 Nov 2006 01:20:50 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Vweeeeeeeeeeheehe<br />
<br />
I'm back at my parents house in the Aucklagay area...<br />
It was a farking mission to get all my crap in the car to bring it home, but we managed with only minor injuries to my elbow <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/a/aww.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":aww:" title="Aww" /><br />
<br />
My grandma is so lonely.<br />
She gets all excited when we come to visit... Kind of how Tracey gets excited when she picks me up from the airport...<br />
<br />
Anywhoooooooo<br />
I'm home.<br />
<br />
AND so, from now until... maybe... February...<br />
I'm not going to be on the internet very much.<br />
<br />
This is the fault of only one internet line... And my brother being a complete freak for online gaming (his drug of choice being Quake) so he sits here and plays that for hours at a time.<br />
<br />
SOoooes. Anytime I'm on the computer from now on, it means I have trickily like a ninja, stealth-stolen it from him.<br />
<br />
And also means I'm bound to be thrown off any moment later... <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/w/winkrazz.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=";p" title="Wink/Razz" /><br />
<br />
ciao ciao<br />
auf wiedersehen!<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>*markskywalker</author>
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                <title>I'm blue, da ba de, da ba di.</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 08 Nov 2006 15:53:44 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Thank God this horrible week is drawing to a close... Well, there are still four days, but that's close enough.<br />
<br />
I'm moving home on Saturday, which regrettably means I have to miss the funeral of one of my closest friends, who died on Tuesday morning...<br />
<br />
Missing the funeral will probably be the one thing I regret for the rest of my life, but there is nothing I can do about it, short of screwing everyone around.<br />
<br />
Anyway...<br />
I want to go home.<br />
<br />
Or rewind the week.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Ever been woken up by someone peeing on your stuff</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 01 Nov 2006 07:41:13 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <div align="center"> <br />
<img src="http://img476.imageshack.us/img476/3766/3278848m2qq.gif" /><br />
<i><b> We're gonna need a bigger boat... </b></i> <br />
<a href="http://supermarni.wordpress.com"> <img src="http://img100.imageshack.us/img100/4167/journalheader2lf2.jpg"><br />
<span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/26097135/"><img src="http://ic3.deviantart.com/fs8/i/2005/341/c/d/_quot_I_Use_The_Force_quot__Stamp__works_by_Caddielook.gif" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/32606636/"><img src="http://ic1.deviantart.com/fs10/i/2006/120/3/a/Nerd_by_LuciousVicious.jpg" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/26099082/"><img src="http://ic1.deviantart.com/fs8/i/2005/341/d/3/_quot____Dark_Side_quot__Stamp__works__by_Caddielook.gif" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span></img></a></div><br /><br /><div align="center"><b>You would not believe what just happened to me twenty minutes ago.</b><br />
<br />
I only just fell asleep at like 3am and then suddenly, 4am on the dot I'm being woken up by the sound of someone coming into my room...<br />
<br />
I have a problem where if I'm woken up abruptly I'll be really confused for a few minutes.<br />
<br />
So someones come into my room in the dark and is muttering something and I sit up in the dark, wondering what the fucks going on. I hear somebody saying something about the bathroom or whatever... I still don't know what the fuck is happening.<br />
<br />
All of a sudden my flatmate (the one I don't like too) is sitting in my office swivel chair and talking to me really incoherently.<br />
I'm asking what she wants, she's not really giving me a good enough reply.<br />
<br />
<b>Then I hear the noise. My flatmate is <u>PISSING</u> in my chair and on my books.</b><br />
<br />
Seriously. I heard it and I realised what she was doing and I freaked out.<br />
<br />
I was like "ALLISON!? WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!? ARE YOU <b>PEEING</b> IN MY ROOM!?"<br />
<br />
And she just kept on going... ANd I was starting to get worked up and was crying out "GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY ROOM! WHAT THE FUCK!?"<br />
<br />
So she says, "seriously?"<br />
<br />
....<br />
<br />
<br />
<b>"YES SERIOUSLY! GTFO!!!! WHATS THE MATTER WITH YOU!?"</b><br />
<br />
And she was still saying "Seriously? Like... I... Its really bad... Seriously?"<br />
<br />
Omigod.<br />
So I kept asking "Are you fucking kidding me?! You're pissing on my stuff!"<br />
<br />
She asked for a towel.<br />
I got up and gave her my favourite fucking towel because unfortunately its the only one I haven't packed away yet. She wraps it around herself, because OH YEAH, she's HALF NAKED, and then she stumbles out of my room mumbling about it being 'really bad'.<br />
<br />
<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/e/eek.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":o" title=":o (Eek)" /><br />
<br />
That's fucked up.<br />
I genuinely thought I was still asleep and this was some kind of really mental dream for about fifteen minutes afterwards.<br />
<br />
Anyway, I turned on the light, saw she had pissed on EVERYTHING and it was overflowing from the puddle on my chair onto my carpet, and had thoroughly drowned my sociology study notes.<br />
<br />
<a href="http://blankplz.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/b/l/blankplz.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="blankplz" /></a><br />
<br />
Revolting.<br />
Cleaned most of it up while she was crying in the shower.<br />
She came back and knocked on my door, apologised sort of, tried to come in and clean everything up, then kept telling me she didn't know why she did it...<br />
<br />
Couldn't look me in the eye the whole time. HILARIOUS.<br />
Told her to get the hell out and let me go back to sleep.<br />
<br />
Goddammit. I'm never going to fall asleep again now.<br />
Eugh.<br />
<br />
By the way, she's an American. I blame you all.</div><br /><br /><div align="center"> <br />
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<b> <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/p/plug.gif" width="40" height="17" alt=":plug:" title="Plug" /> I AM A PLUG <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/p/plug.gif" width="40" height="17" alt=":plug:" title="Plug" /><br />
Go visit my friends. Butch Cassidy loves you... He'll give you a <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/m/manhug.gif" width="35" height="17" alt=":manhug:" title="Man Hug" /><br />
<br />
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                <author>*markskywalker</author>
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                <title>All Hrallos Eve</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 30 Oct 2006 03:35:33 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <div align="center"> <br />
<img src="http://img476.imageshack.us/img476/3766/3278848m2qq.gif" /><br />
<i><b> We're gonna need a bigger boat... </b></i> <br />
<a href="http://supermarni.wordpress.com"> <img src="http://img100.imageshack.us/img100/4167/journalheader2lf2.jpg"><br />
<span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/26097135/"><img src="http://ic3.deviantart.com/fs8/i/2005/341/c/d/_quot_I_Use_The_Force_quot__Stamp__works_by_Caddielook.gif" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/32606636/"><img src="http://ic1.deviantart.com/fs10/i/2006/120/3/a/Nerd_by_LuciousVicious.jpg" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/26099082/"><img src="http://ic1.deviantart.com/fs8/i/2005/341/d/3/_quot____Dark_Side_quot__Stamp__works__by_Caddielook.gif" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span></img></a></div><br /><br /><div align="center"><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/e/evileye.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":evileye:" title="Evil Eye" /> My flatmate is stealing my songs...<br />
<br />
<b>I just know it...</b><br />
<br />
Crash Test Dummies? NOT YOURS.<br />
<br />
<br />
Anyhow... Its Halloween today!<br />
<br />
Because I haven't trick-or-treated in a bloody long time, I shall 'celebrate' by donning a <a href="http://murkhellsing.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/m/u/murkhellsing.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="murkhellsing" /></a>/<a href="http://murknight.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/m/u/murknight.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="murknight" /></a> avatar.<br />
<br />
There are some awesome ones out there... I like <a href="http://talosat.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/t/a/talosat.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="talosat" /></a>'s the best though.<br />
<br />
Anywhooos! I have my psychology exam tomorrow. I tried studying today but I only managed to get through one lecturers course material out of like 6 or 7. Bleh.<br />
<br />
However... I did read something that was hilarious. Its about Wernicke's aphasia, which is caused by damage to the Wernicke's area in your brain; which is in turn related to the comprehension of spoken words and formulation of coherent speech.<br />
<br />
If you understood that, then this is what the text book said... <br />
A patient with Wernicke's aphasia was asked how he was feeling... In response he replied; <br />
<i>"I think that theres an awful lot of mung, but i think I've a lot of net and tunged in a little wheat duhvayden."</i><br />
<br />
Er... What?? Mung? Ew.<br />
<br />
So's I was studying quite wonderfully but then I became suddenly and powerfully overcome by the fumes of my vivids which I was using to draw up handy notes and diagrams on the wall.<br />
<br />
Then I stopped studying and began watching South Park. <br />
<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/shakefist.gif" width="24" height="18" alt=":shakefist:" title="CURSE YOU!" /> Damn you funny shaped Canadians for being hilarious!!!<br />
<br />
<b>Yay! I'm going home in ELEVEN days!</b><br />
I can't wait... Which is strange.<br />
<br />
But damn, I'm going to miss Tracey-Kay's nineteenth... Which sucks balls. I loooove parties. And I haven't missed a fireworks night in years. That blows.<br />
<br />
So I decided to re-read Harry Potter 6 the other day...<br />
<sub>Yes, Harry Potter...</sub><br />
And then when I got to the last few chapters I remembered why I immediately put it away after reading it the first time and hadn't opened it since. I hate unhappy endings. Fark you JK Rowling!!!! <br />
First you kill off my favourite character and then you make <b>Snape kill Dumbledore</b>????? Sadistic b****!!!!<br />
<br />
Just kidding <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/biggrin.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":D" title=":D (Big Grin)" /><br />
But seriously though.<br />
<br />
Also I can't wait to see Jackass Number Two which opens here on Friday.<br />
My brother downloaded all the CKY movies before Jackass came to NZ shores and I loved the television episodes as soon as I saw them.<br />
I think the movie might be the most watched DVD in my house at home... My brothers and I are sad and pathetic like that <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/a/aww.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":aww:" title="Aww" /><br />
And I think Viva La Bam is the only show where I've cried with laughter at every episode.<br />
<br />
Which is why I love this song... <br />
<a href="http://www.dicamillosisters.com/"> But Why's It So Cold? by the Dicamillo Sisters</a><br />
<br />
Bwahaha...<br />
Anyhow, whats up with this shitty weather? Its been like a hurricane or some crap for the past we... ]]></description>
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                <title>Damn You Chuck Norris!</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 14 Oct 2006 18:14:25 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <div align="center"> <br />
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<i><b> We're gonna need a bigger boat... </b></i> <br />
<a href="http://supermarni.wordpress.com"> <img src="http://img100.imageshack.us/img100/4167/journalheader2lf2.jpg"><br />
<span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/26097135/"><img src="http://ic3.deviantart.com/fs8/i/2005/341/c/d/_quot_I_Use_The_Force_quot__Stamp__works_by_Caddielook.gif" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/32606636/"><img src="http://ic1.deviantart.com/fs10/i/2006/120/3/a/Nerd_by_LuciousVicious.jpg" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/26099082/"><img src="http://ic1.deviantart.com/fs8/i/2005/341/d/3/_quot____Dark_Side_quot__Stamp__works__by_Caddielook.gif" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span></img></a></div><br /><br /><div align="center"><b>Everyone should play this awesome webmaze game. It's muchos awesome-o. It's only got 4 levels... Make sure you turn your volume up too... "sound effects will help"<br />
<br />
<br />
<a href="http://www.winterrowd.com/maze/"> Flash Maze Game!!! </a><br />
<br />
<br />
</b>Anywhoooooo its study/exam time... Don't have much to do really...<br />
<br />
I was over-zealous and packed all my stuff up despite the fact that I'm not going home for a month.... Now I have to unpack everything just to find simple things... But I'm lazy so I just fahgeddabowdit.<br />
<br />
I do however still have my intimidating wall of DVDs to keep me company.<br />
Along with a number of uni textbooks that I should probably start studying, considering I didn't go to any lectures for any subject in the past two months.<br />
<br />
<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/p/plotting.gif" width="18" height="20" alt=":plotting:" title="Hmm. Evil plotting in progress." /><br />
<br />
Now I have so much time on my hands... That I both alphabetized and ordered by colour of case spine, my DVDs.<br />
<br />
Right.<br />
<br />
<b><a href="http://www.winterrowd.com/maze/"> Go play that damn game if you haven't already!!!!eleventyones!!</a></b><br />
Go on. It doesn't take long.<br />
<br />
Also, why is everyone on dA so freaking sensitive??<br />
OMFG. The daily deviation disputes coming up all the time... <br />
Get the hell over it!<br />
It's just some person you don't even know who liked something about a deviation and decided to give it a little exposure for 24 hours. Geebus Christ. <br />
Chill the fuck out.</div><br /><br /><div align="center"> <br />
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<b> <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/p/plug.gif" width="40" height="17" alt=":plug:" title="Plug" /> I AM A PLUG <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/p/plug.gif" width="40" height="17" alt=":plug:" title="Plug" /><br />
Go visit my friends. Butch Cassidy loves you... He'll give you a <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/m/manhug.gif" width="35" height="17" alt=":manhug:" title="Man Hug" /><br />
<br />
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                <title>Its been a hard days week...</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 30 Sep 2006 16:51:39 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <div align="center"> <br />
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<i><b> We're gonna need a bigger boat... </b></i> <br />
<a href="http://supermarni.wordpress.com"> <img src="http://img100.imageshack.us/img100/4167/journalheader2lf2.jpg"><br />
<span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/26097135/"><img src="http://ic3.deviantart.com/fs8/i/2005/341/c/d/_quot_I_Use_The_Force_quot__Stamp__works_by_Caddielook.gif" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/32606636/"><img src="http://ic1.deviantart.com/fs10/i/2006/120/3/a/Nerd_by_LuciousVicious.jpg" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/26099082/"><img src="http://ic1.deviantart.com/fs8/i/2005/341/d/3/_quot____Dark_Side_quot__Stamp__works__by_Caddielook.gif" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span></img></a></div><br /><br /><div align="center">Yes. This is like my third journal in ten days... I'm sorry <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/frown.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":(" title=":( (Sad)" /><br />
<br />
BUT I had to come on and say I had a <i>great</i> time this week...<br />
People were buying me stuff all week and it was great... I don't think I paid for a single meal over seven days...<br />
<br />
Drank alot of beer at lunchtimes, and free wine at night... Mum and Keith are bad influences... Saw some great movies too... Wah Wah and The Three Burials of Melquiades Estrada (which has mexicans <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/a/aww.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":aww:" title="Aww" />)...<br />
<br />
Then Menz came late Tuesday night... And within a few hours of getting up, I'm not kidding, she'd spent like four or five hundred dollars... On ONE street.<br />
<br />
Real Groovy is an evil, <b>EVIL</b> store!!!<br />
<br />
We bought some really fucked up movies.... For example, <b>The Labyrinth</b>.<br />
Actually over a week I bought, The labyrinth, St Elmos Fire, Dodgeball, Stuck On You, There's Something About Mary, Crash, Dirty Dancing <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/w/winkrazz.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=";p" title="Wink/Razz" />, Good Will Hunting, Strictly Ballroom, Footrot Flats, Malibu's Most Wanted, Benny and Joon, and..... THE CRAFT. rofl.<br />
<br />
OH! And Menz bought me THE ENTIRE Nightmare on Elm Street DVD set... <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/e/excited.gif" width="23" height="19" alt=":excited:" title="OMG! I can't contain my excitement!" /> YAY.<br />
<br />
Oh and also... Brand new GTA: Vice City game for like $15... And a couple of books on RHCP and Paul Newman... lol... ANd trivial Pursuit <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/a/aww.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":aww:" title="Aww" /><br />
<br />
Menolly bought a whole lot of crap too... Actually most of those movies above were gifts from her... Now my DVD collection intimidates even ME. It's seriously scary. My dad is gonna be pissed when he comes to pick me up <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/biggrin.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":D" title=":D (Big Grin)" /> I shall have to hide them...<br />
<br />
ALso before my mother left, Menz and I went shoe shopping <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/letters/=p.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":p" title=":p (Lick)" /> and this crazy shop assistant who saw my mums credit card, coerced us into buying a new pair of chocolate  classic vans for me, and some smexy green adidas sneakers for menz....<br />
<br />
We went out for Mongolian food one night... And had several of the free wines, before going with mum and keith to an irish pub named Molly Malones and having several more beers and smirnoffs... By the time some drunk irish guy on the same conference trip as my mum, had convinced us to go to the Karaoke bar, we were almost entirely smashed. But we went anyway... ANd fuck... Had a few more drinks and then...<br />
rofl, it was hilarious.<br />
met some guy named James who we were going to sing the Killers with... But the karaoke line was soooooo long that our songs never came up and it was hard to even stay upright or speak so we realised it was time to leave.<br />
<br />
How embarassing... The most thoroughly SMASHED I have been, in front of my mum and keith... hahahahhaha... I fell down the stairs at one stage... So mum wouldn't turn around and see Menz making out with this James guy right behind her...<br />
Getting home... We can't remember anything about how it happened. We just know that somehow we were back at the apartment... And then I was vomitting in the toilet for a while... hahaa, aparently i fell off the bed and onto her feet where she was sleeping on the floor a number of times during the night... I don't remmeber this but it is highly likely.<br />
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                <author>*markskywalker</author>
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                <title>Run To The Hills! Run for your liiives!</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 26 Sep 2006 15:58:53 PDT</pubDate>
                
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<i><b> We're gonna need a bigger boat... </b></i> <br />
<a href="http://supermarni.wordpress.com"> <img src="http://img100.imageshack.us/img100/4167/journalheader2lf2.jpg"><br />
<span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/26097135/"><img src="http://ic3.deviantart.com/fs8/i/2005/341/c/d/_quot_I_Use_The_Force_quot__Stamp__works_by_Caddielook.gif" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/32606636/"><img src="http://ic1.deviantart.com/fs10/i/2006/120/3/a/Nerd_by_LuciousVicious.jpg" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/26099082/"><img src="http://ic1.deviantart.com/fs8/i/2005/341/d/3/_quot____Dark_Side_quot__Stamp__works__by_Caddielook.gif" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span></img></a></div><br /><br /><div align="center"><b>Che. Tagged.</b><br />
Darn you *<a class="u" href="http://greyskwerl.deviantart.com/">GreySkwerl</a> <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/shakefist.gif" width="24" height="18" alt=":shakefist:" title="CURSE YOU!" /><br />
<br />
Here's the GUIDELINES :<br />
1. Put your music player on shuffle.<br />
2. Press forward for each question.<br />
3. Use the song title as the answer to the question even if it doesnt make sense. NO CHEATING!<br />
4. Tag 5 ppl at their tagboard to ask them to do this!<br />
5. Bold the questions and with the answers, give your own comments on how it relates to the questions.<br />
<br />
How are you feeling today?<br />
While My Guitar Gently Weeps - The Beatles... I'm not weeping... <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/c/cries.gif" width="23" height="15" alt=":cries:" title="Waaaah!" /><br />
<br />
Will you get far in life?<br />
Soldier Side - System Of A Down... Dunno what that means.<br />
<br />
How do your friends see you?<br />
The District Sleeps Alone Tonight - The Postal Service.. ?<br />
<br />
Will you get married?<br />
Change Your Mind - The Killers<br />
<br />
What is your best friend's theme song?<br />
Folsom Prison Blues - Johnny Cash... er...<br />
<br />
What is the story of your life?<br />
Loyal - Dave Dobbyn... <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/a/aww.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":aww:" title="Aww" /> I'm totally loyal.<br />
<br />
What was high school like?<br />
Push Up - Freestylers... Well it was energetic and bouncy I spose...<br />
<br />
How can you get ahead in life?<br />
Constellations - Jack Johnson... Look at the stars??<br />
<br />
What is the best thing about your friends?<br />
X&Y - Coldplay... I dunno what that means... Perhaps they have both x and y genes... <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/e/evileye.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":evileye:" title="Evil Eye" /><br />
<br />
What is in store for this weekend?<br />
Edge Of Seventeen - Stevie Nicks... Lol. Erm... Maybe I'll be transported in time back to when I was seventeen.<br />
<br />
What song describes you?<br />
Shine On You Crazy Diamond - Pink Floyd... Perhaps I am a crazy diamond. That shines.<br />
<br />
To describe your grandparents?<br />
Epic - Faith No More... Hell Yeah, my grandparents were/are epic <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/smile.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":)" title=":) (Smile)" /><br />
<br />
How is your life going?<br />
You'll Have Time - William Shatner. I guess I'll have time then... The Shat says it is so.<br />
<br />
What song will they play at your funeral?<br />
Duality - Slipknot... Er... Will they? My parents might not be amused if they are still alive... But my brothers would enjoy that <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/biggrin.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":D" title=":D (Big Grin)" /><br />
<br />
How does the world see you?<br />
Readymade - Red Hot Chili Peppers, speaks for itself really.<br />
<br />
Will you have a happy life?<br />
Smack My Bitch Up - The Prodigy... Um... That doesn't sound good.<br />
<br />
What do your friends really think of you?<br />
Underground - Ben Folds Five.... Er?<br />
<br />
Do people secretly lust after you?<br />
Dune Buggy - The Presidents Of The USA.... I don't know what that is supposed to tell me.<br />
<br />
How can I make myself happy?<br />
I Want Love - Elton John... <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/a/aww.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":aww:" title="Aww" /><br />
<br />
What should you do with your life?<br />
Listen To Your Heart (techno) - DHT.... Self-explanatory.<br />
<br />
Will you ever have children?<br />
Erm... I got the Pulp Fiction theme song... INCLUDING the bit where they yell and scream and say they're going to execute every motherfucking last one of you... So um... Yeah... Maybe I won't have children...<br />
<br />
Tagging...... ]]></description>
                <author>*markskywalker</author>
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                <title>It's not a dreeeeeam!</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 22 Sep 2006 03:21:24 PDT</pubDate>
                
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<i><b> We're gonna need a bigger boat... </b></i> <br />
<a href="http://supermarni.wordpress.com"> <img src="http://img100.imageshack.us/img100/4167/journalheader2lf2.jpg"><br />
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<br />
<b>This week has been a week of win.</b><br />
<br />
<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/bulletblue.gif" width="10" height="10" alt=":bulletblue:" title="Bullet; Blue" /> Finished all of my essays with not much struggle...<br />
<br />
<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/bulletblue.gif" width="10" height="10" alt=":bulletblue:" title="Bullet; Blue" /> Got an A-... Which isn't an A+... But it's still awesome.<br />
<br />
<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/bulletblue.gif" width="10" height="10" alt=":bulletblue:" title="Bullet; Blue" /> Cleaned my room several times.<br />
<br />
<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/bulletblue.gif" width="10" height="10" alt=":bulletblue:" title="Bullet; Blue" /> Rearranged my room several times.<br />
<br />
<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/bulletblue.gif" width="10" height="10" alt=":bulletblue:" title="Bullet; Blue" /> Took out the rubbish several times...<br />
<br />
<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/bulletblue.gif" width="10" height="10" alt=":bulletblue:" title="Bullet; Blue" /> Found out another of my friends is cool enough to visit me <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/e/excited.gif" width="23" height="19" alt=":excited:" title="OMG! I can't contain my excitement!" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/w/w00t.gif" width="23" height="23" alt=":w00t:" title="w00t!" /><br />
<br />
<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/bulletblue.gif" width="10" height="10" alt=":bulletblue:" title="Bullet; Blue" /> Mum's coming to the city for a few days for a work conference... And since she gets to stay at the "celebrity hotel" of Wellington, FOR FREE, she will have plenty of cash to spend on me. Wooooooo!<br />
<br />
<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/bulletblue.gif" width="10" height="10" alt=":bulletblue:" title="Bullet; Blue" /> Rove impersonating Pope Benedict XVI has made my night.<br />
<br />
<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/bulletblue.gif" width="10" height="10" alt=":bulletblue:" title="Bullet; Blue" /> Naps in the sun make me cranky.<br />
<br />
<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/bulletblue.gif" width="10" height="10" alt=":bulletblue:" title="Bullet; Blue" /> Found out my dad got fired.<br />
<br />
<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/bulletblue.gif" width="10" height="10" alt=":bulletblue:" title="Bullet; Blue" /> Just kidding.<br />
<br />
<i>"It's Rob's last day at work today!"- mum<br />
<br />
"What? Why?" - me<br />
<br />
"He got fired." - mum<br />
<br />
"Really?" - me<br />
<br />
"NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"  - mum </i><br />
<br />
<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/bulletblue.gif" width="10" height="10" alt=":bulletblue:" title="Bullet; Blue" /> That's what being a primary school teacher does to you... How immature <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/u/unimpressed.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":unimpressed:" title="Unimpressed" /><br />
<br />
<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/bulletblue.gif" width="10" height="10" alt=":bulletblue:" title="Bullet; Blue" /> Bwahaha, anyway... He quit his job last week to do the same thing, closer to home that he will enjoy more. Probably.<br />
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<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/bulletblue.gif" width="10" height="10" alt=":bulletblue:" title="Bullet; Blue" /> <b>HA!!!!</b> Some little Chinese couple just drove straight into my apartment building, a few metres directly below me. Tee hee. They have "learners" plates too...<br />
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<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/bulletblue.gif" width="10" height="10" alt=":bulletblue:" title="Bullet; Blue" /> Haven't posted anything in a while... Not photographically inspired... I've been writing instead... Should have some new pho... ]]></description>
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                <title>McGay.</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 14 Sep 2006 02:28:12 PDT</pubDate>
                
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<i><b> We're gonna need a bigger boat... </b></i> <br />
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<b>Ugh Failure.</b><br />
<br />
<sub>Eeh typing with pins and needles in my hand feels very, <i>very</i> strange.</sub><br />
<br />
Anyhow. Back to FAILURE.<br />
<br />
Lukas. Rockstar Supernova.<br />
<br />
Ugh. Emo Skunk.<br />
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<br />
<br />
<br />
Some biatches gonna get killed.<br />
<br />
<sub>Toby ftw!</sub><br />
<br />
<br />
Actually, I wouldn't mind Lukas if he just quit that hideous voice and the glitter on the eyes and the lips and the skunk-do. Otherwise... FARK YOU FOR HAVING CATCHY SONGS!1 <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/shakefist.gif" width="24" height="18" alt=":shakefist:" title="CURSE YOU!" /><br />
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                <title>Not Comical At All</title>
                <link>http://markskywalker.deviantart.com/journal/10034973/</link>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 11 Sep 2006 02:10:07 PDT</pubDate>
                
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<i><b> We're gonna need a bigger boat... </b></i> <br />
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<span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/26097135/"><img src="http://ic3.deviantart.com/fs8/i/2005/341/c/d/_quot_I_Use_The_Force_quot__Stamp__works_by_Caddielook.gif" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/32606636/"><img src="http://ic1.deviantart.com/fs10/i/2006/120/3/a/Nerd_by_LuciousVicious.jpg" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/26099082/"><img src="http://ic1.deviantart.com/fs8/i/2005/341/d/3/_quot____Dark_Side_quot__Stamp__works__by_Caddielook.gif" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span></img></a></div><br /><br /><div align="center"> <b>I am failure >: </b><br />
<br />
Had to withdraw myself from <b>Statistics</b> this morning... BUT I AM HAPPY. S'ALL GOOD IN MY HOOD. sEE??? >>>> A GRIN! <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/biggrin.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":D" title=":D (Big Grin)" /><br />
As part of the mandatory requirements you've got to hand in at least 5 out of 6 of the weekly assignments. I already missed two of those so... Ya know, I was going to fail anyhow.<br />
So I sat down on Sunday, ready to make a start on my second stats project assignment (the equivalent of an essay type assignment) and it overwhelmed me completely.<br />
Seriously... I couldn't even do the first question.<br />
I had a meltdown and got angry and threw my books around <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/biggrin.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":D" title=":D (Big Grin)" /><br />
<br />
Then I told my parents I was withdrawing.<br />
Mum was all "omg go to all your classes!" etc...<br />
So I retorted that she did maths as a major when she was at college and that she failed.<br />
And she was all <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/p/paranoid.gif" width="23" height="15" alt=":paranoid:" title="They're all out to get me..." /> "how do you know that?"<br />
I told her she accidentally let it slip one day...<br />
<br />
"Fuck. Well that was stupid of me wasn't it?"<br />
<br />
Oh yes, mother... It was.<br />
Because now she can't say jazzjackrabbit if/when I fail my classes... bwahahaha<br />
<br />
God, watching the footage of the <b>9/11</b> tragedies is hard...<br />
You just imagine all the people who were stuck inside, unable to get out...<br />
That's horrible. And all the people on the planes, <i>knowing</i> they are about to die. The phonecalls to their family...<br />
<br />
And then you think about all the firefighters who ran in there to help, and died for their troubles... THREE HUNDRED AND FORTY-THREE of the poor firemen... And that sucks so bad...<br />
My dad is a firefighter, it makes you just that little bit nervous when they go out to a call and theres that possibility that something will go wrong. And its not like my dad or the firemen I grew up around are paid for the risk they take. They're <i>volunteers</i>.<br />
Back to the 9/11 firemen though... The poor guys are now dying off of lung issues resulting from going into the towers... And from digging through all the rubble and stuff.<br />
Man that's fucked up.<br />
Only twenty people were found alive in the rubble... That's crazy...<br />
<br />
Why is there so much messed up shit in the world?<br />
Like Columbine.<br />
How can two guys go into a high school and shoot up all these people?<br />
<br />
Hmm...<br />
Maybe I'll stay in my little New Zealand where we allow prostitutes to roam the streets legally and have our alcohol age at eighteen, so stupid noobs in boy-racer cars can drive drunk and run over pedestrians and other drunk kids at parties.<br />
'cause we are so much safer!<br />
<br />
Anyhow... I gotta write an essay on Marx and his theory of communism.<br />
Not looking forward to starting that... (due in a day <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/fear.gif" width="18" height="18" alt=":fear:" title="Fear" />)<br />
But at least I'm gonna get to chat to Menz tomorrow... wooooo!<br />
Finally I can ring my mates and have a long convo about... Comics.<br />
Haha I am such a geek.<br />
<br />
Man I hope Toby Rand wins Rockstar Supernova.<br />
He's the only one that suits the band.<br />
Lukas is emo. Dilana is... muutty. Magni... Nah he's cool. But Icelandish.<br />
Go the aussie!<br />
<br />
Some hippie guitar playing humanities students were running around outside my sociology tutorial singing about<br />
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                <title>Bear is driving?! How can that be?! edit...</title>
                <link>http://markskywalker.deviantart.com/journal/10001977/</link>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 07 Sep 2006 23:31:01 PDT</pubDate>
                
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<i><b> We're gonna need a bigger boat... </b></i> <br />
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<br />
<b> >>>=markskywalker ( 826D, 14M, 1C, 391J, 20P )<<< </b><br />
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<img src="http://img450.imageshack.us/img450/7033/omgah3.jpg"><br />
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Stupid GreaseMonkey.<br />
<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/shakefist.gif" width="24" height="18" alt=":shakefist:" title="CURSE YOU!" /><br />
<br />
ANYHOOOoooooo.<br />
<br />
In other news, here is a kid with a frog on his hand.<br />
<br />
<img src="http://img174.imageshack.us/img174/9461/lmfaoohmygodtc7.jpg"><br />
<br />
and a cat in a glass.<br />
<br />
<img src="http://img227.imageshack.us/img227/4216/catglasscu7.jpg"><br />
<br />
Now I'm off to watch Clerks II: The Passion Of The Clerks.<br />
<br />
<img src="http://img300.imageshack.us/img300/739/bearoi9.jpg"><br />
<br />
Ciaooo.<br />
<br />
<b>EDITZZ!</b><br />
Clerks 2 was FANTASTIC.<br />
<br />
Then again, I am a little biased, being that I am a diehardKevinSmithinoidfangirl.<br />
<br />
But seriously now... I LOVED IT. FULL STOP.<br />
<br />
EEEE! Elias STOLE the show... oooooomg.<br />
Randal - Awesome as ever...<br />
Dante... Still a little homo, but ya know, what ever swings your goat.<br />
Jay ----- ooooooooomg. Very cool in this one... <sub>speshly when he does the testy tuck... <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/p/paranoid.gif" width="23" height="15" alt=":paranoid:" title="They're all out to get me..." /></sub><br />
Silent Bob - Haha, whats not to love about Kevin Smith?<br />
<br />
Aahahaha, It was great. Loved the transformer bashing, jew bashing, christian bashing, lotr bashing, cripple bashing... all the bashing.<br />
<br />
and the silence of the lambs. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/e/evileye.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":evileye:" title="Evil Eye" /> Awesome.<br />
<br />
It was amusing that I was the only girl in the theatre with a whole lot of guys. Mostly nerds (which is awesome) and then some hot ones... I think everyone there was a KevinSmithinoid, because they all stayed til the end to watch his thank yous which I watch every time I watch a KS flick. And they laughed at the injokes. Which was awesome.<br />
<br />
Weird though, that being the second person into the theatre, the only other person had chosen to sit in MY allocated seat. Hmm.. Thats okay.<br />
<br />
Anyway, Snaps for Clerks II : the passion of the clerks. Because I loved it.<br />
<br />
But I am biased.<br />
<br />
<b>"Shut the fuck up, Go-bot!"</b><br />
<br />
And also... More sad news for aussies... Racing legend Peter Brock died... He won't get as much press as Steve Irwin sadly, but as I grew up in a house of boys where Motorsport ruled over traditional sport such as rugby, I find his death very sad... So Rest In Peace Brocky... <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/t/thumbsup.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":thumbsup:" title="Thumbs Up" /><br />
 horrible week indeed... <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/t/thumbsdown.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":thumbsdown:" title="Thumbs Down" /></img></img></img></img></div><br /><br /><div align="center"> <br />
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                <title>The Force Is Strong In That One</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 04 Sep 2006 18:31:26 PDT</pubDate>
                
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<i><b> We're gonna need a bigger boat... </b></i> <br />
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<span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/26097135/"><img src="http://ic3.deviantart.com/fs8/i/2005/341/c/d/_quot_I_Use_The_Force_quot__Stamp__works_by_Caddielook.gif" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/32606636/"><img src="http://ic1.deviantart.com/fs10/i/2006/120/3/a/Nerd_by_LuciousVicious.jpg" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/26099082/"><img src="http://ic1.deviantart.com/fs8/i/2005/341/d/3/_quot____Dark_Side_quot__Stamp__works__by_Caddielook.gif" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span></img></a></div><br /><br /><div align="center"> Deedle dee...<br />
<br />
I feel the time is right for a journal reshuffle...<br />
<br />
Don't have anything of particular importance to talk about... Sadly.<br />
<br />
First of all, I shall jump on the bandwagon and say <br />
<b>"Rest In Peace Steve McAwesome"</b><br />
<br />
<img src="http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/481/stevepk4.jpg" /><br />
<br />
I remember every Sunday before dinner and the news, my dad and I would watch The Crocodile Hunter after motorsport finished and we would laugh hysterically at him pouncing between snake bites and crocodiles trying to munch him. There was always a cheer when nature would get him just a little bit, and he'd come to the camera, bleeding profusely out his arm and saying "and kids, these are REALLY DANGEROUS creatures, so you should never get that close to them..." That guy was the man. My favourite Australian by far.<br />
So anyhow, condolences to the family... And one final, <b>crikey.</b><br />
<br />
I don't have very much else to talk about... I'm sure I did... I could fill this up for pages with nonsensicle-Marnidoms... But I shan't.<br />
<br />
Instead, I will tell you that I am totalllllllly looking forward to going home in November. Because Talena is getting me really freaking amped about the beach and the water and the sun and how much I miss it... I'm getting all nostaligic for summers at the beach. Me and Olwyn used to spend summers at Snakes Gully, everyday making little picnics and then taking the lilo out into the water and trying to eat our picnics on it. Was a lot of fun. And when me, Sophie, Abby and Olwyn would trek from Sophie's place to tawhitikino and spend the whole day there... ah... I tried to reamp that tradition in the summer before seventh form, by taking Menolly out there with Soph and Abby.... Brent ended up joining us... We got harassed by naked white old nudist man ass... It was a loooooooooot of fun.<br />
<br />
This summer I shall force Talena to ignore her "chillyblains" and walk the walk to Tawhitikino. Because it is a beautiful walk and sooo great when you finally get there and its like, "aww... now I can die..." MY GOD. someone build an escalator over that hill. rofl. I love to walk... But hills are made by the devil.<br />
<br />
Right-o... Nothing to say but I can't wait to go home for the Summer and hang out with my matesicles. It will probably just end up me and <a href="http://www.crimson-stains.deviantart.com"> Tommykins</a>, because nobody else loves us. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/t/tears.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":tears:" title="Tears" /><br />
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                <title>The Only Cure For Boredom Is Fire</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 31 Aug 2006 03:27:55 PDT</pubDate>
                
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<i><b> We're gonna need a bigger boat... </b></i> <br />
<span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/32606636/"><img src="http://ic1.deviantart.com/fs10/i/2006/120/3/a/Nerd_by_LuciousVicious.jpg" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/33721903/"><img src="http://ic3.deviantart.com/fs9/i/2006/143/d/2/Captain_Planet_Stamp_by_bonemutant.gif" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/31729641/"><img src="http://ic1.deviantart.com/fs10/i/2006/102/1/b/Oh_Noes_Stamp_by_Nharox.gif" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/30686603/"><img src="http://ic3.deviantart.com/fs10/i/2006/080/2/f/RAoK___Hug_a_N00B___by_N_One.png" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span><br />
<span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/26097135/"><img src="http://ic3.deviantart.com/fs8/i/2005/341/c/d/_quot_I_Use_The_Force_quot__Stamp__works_by_Caddielook.gif" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span> <span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/26511638/"><img src="http://ic1.deviantart.com/fs8/i/2005/351/2/5/Oibyrds_DDs_Stamp_by_vyletcrush.jpg" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span> <span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/26099082/"><img src="http://ic1.deviantart.com/fs8/i/2005/341/d/3/_quot____Dark_Side_quot__Stamp__works__by_Caddielook.gif" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span></div><br /><br />Marni is bored.<br />
<br />
1) Full Name: M a r n i   E l i z a b e t h   B u l l e n<br />
2) Name Backwards: Nellub Inram ... I sound middle eastern...<br />
3) Were you named after anyone? Nah... but I will name my first child; James Tiberius Kirk. For giggles.<br />
4) Does your name mean anything? REJOICE!!!! in my awesomeness.<br />
5) Nick Name(s): Marnz, Marnsicles, Marnipoos, MarniBarney, Mark, Superman, Marky Mark... Etc... Things like that... <a href="http://www.crimson-stains.deviantart.com"> Talena</a> and I have about a billion and nine each... It takes a hard man, like Chuck Norris, to remember them all.<br />
6) Screen Name(s): Supermarni, markskywalker, Marnz... Whatever the occasion is...<br />
7) Date Of Birth: January 9th<br />
8) Place of Birth: Masterton, New Zealand<br />
9) Nationality: Er... New Zealandite? Kiwi. "new zealand european" is the term we are given.<br />
10) Current Location: Wellington, New Zealand... Back in my home region after many long years... But in a couple of months I will be "home" in South Auckland again...<br />
11) Sign: ALWAYS USE SUPERGLUE RESPONSIBLY. Or Capricorn.<br />
12) Religion: Christian... sorta... I wish I was catholic for superficial reasons... but I am not. I am anglican.<br />
13) Height: ah fuck... i dunno... Haven't measured my height since I was thirteen... Lol... I'd say... five foot... five or six inches? maybe more... maybe less...<br />
14) Weight: I don't know that either... How sad.<br />
15) Shoe Size: Ooh! This one I do know! 8... But can be 7 or 9<br />
16) Hair colour: Espresso Chocolate at the moment... Usually blonde<br />
17) Eye colour: Green! My favourite colour... With splashes of blue occasionally... they change...<br />
18) What do you look like? like a marni.<br />
19) Innie or Outie? ew.... Bellybuttons??? innie.<br />
20) Righty, Lefty, or Ambidextrous? Righty, but I can use my left for stuff if I feel like it.<br />
21) Gay, Straight, Bi, or Other? What's other? but no... Straighty mcstraight straight<br />
22) Best friend(s): they should know who they are...<br />
23) Best friend you trust the most: ha... I distrust them all equally!<br />
24) Best friends {your sex}: pft... None of my friends are girls. They're all men <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/e/evileye.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":evileye:" title="Evil Eye" /><br />
25) Best friends of the opposite sex: hahaha... Now this is where they should ALL be listed.<br />
26) Best Bud(s): What the fuck is with these questions???<br />
27) Boyfriend / Girlfriend: NOnEs D:<br />
28) Crush: hahaha <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/p/paranoid.gif" width="23" height="15" alt=":paranoid:" title="They're all out to get me..." /> Diego Luna.. No! My hot bartender. He'll do sufficiently.<br />
29) Parent(s): Glenice/Gleni/trouble and Robert/Rupert/Bob<br />
30) Worst Enemy: Jesus? no... he's my nemesis.<br />
31) Favorite on-line Guy(s): Er? on deviantart? All the guys I talk to I guess...<br />
32) Favorite on-line Girl(s): The girls I talk to...<br />
33) Funniest friend: Talena rof... ]]></description>
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                <title>Yeah... Oh yeah.</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 26 Aug 2006 06:10:52 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <div align="center"> <br />
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<i><b> We're gonna need a bigger boat... </b></i> <br />
<span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/32606636/"><img src="http://ic1.deviantart.com/fs10/i/2006/120/3/a/Nerd_by_LuciousVicious.jpg" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/33721903/"><img src="http://ic3.deviantart.com/fs9/i/2006/143/d/2/Captain_Planet_Stamp_by_bonemutant.gif" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/31729641/"><img src="http://ic1.deviantart.com/fs10/i/2006/102/1/b/Oh_Noes_Stamp_by_Nharox.gif" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/30686603/"><img src="http://ic3.deviantart.com/fs10/i/2006/080/2/f/RAoK___Hug_a_N00B___by_N_One.png" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span><br />
<span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/26097135/"><img src="http://ic3.deviantart.com/fs8/i/2005/341/c/d/_quot_I_Use_The_Force_quot__Stamp__works_by_Caddielook.gif" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span> <span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/26511638/"><img src="http://ic1.deviantart.com/fs8/i/2005/351/2/5/Oibyrds_DDs_Stamp_by_vyletcrush.jpg" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span> <span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/26099082/"><img src="http://ic1.deviantart.com/fs8/i/2005/341/d/3/_quot____Dark_Side_quot__Stamp__works__by_Caddielook.gif" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span></div><br /><br /><div align="center"> Well hello there...<br />
<br />
My aucklagay friends have been down since Thursday...<br />
=<a class="u" href="http://crimson-stains.deviantart.com/">Crimson-Stains</a> and :devmahoolyhoolhoolertron:<br />
<br />
It is 12.53 am on a Saturday night(sunday morning) and I AM ALREADY IN BED D:<br />
<br />
God these two are such muuts. They sleep too early.<br />
I don't sleep till like 4/5 am.<br />
<br />
Yes. So they are over there... Beyond the couch... Whispering...<br />
AAH and Michael just farted! OMG! RANK!<br />
<br />
Those two are foul man...<br />
<br />
Yeah.<br />
Anyways.<br />
I have a <a href="http://supermarni.wordpress.com"> blog</a>.<br />
It is my blog.<br />
It's where I will write all the stuff that is long and Marni-like, so shouldn't be devianted.<br />
My random thoughts and stories...<br />
<br />
Makul and Talena created blogizzles tonight too <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/a/aww.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":aww:" title="Aww" /><br />
But they won't post till Thursday when they're home.<br />
<br />
Anywho, had the most awesome night at syn last night... bwahahaa.... Poor sexy bartender.<br />
Got entirely too drunk... And suffered for it today.<br />
<br />
That's okay.<br />
<br />
We stole some handles.<br />
<br />
Not much else to say.<br />
<br />
Byes guys.<br />
<br />
Ah those dicks are asleep already!!! its one ten!</div><br /><br /><div align="center"> <br />
<img src="http://img226.imageshack.us/img226/746/pill0is.gif" /><br />
<b> <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/p/plug.gif" width="40" height="17" alt=":plug:" title="Plug" /> I AM A PLUG <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/p/plug.gif" width="40" height="17" alt=":plug:" title="Plug" /><br />
Go visit my friends. Captain Kirk loves you... He'll give you a <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/c/cookie.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":cookie:" title="Cookie" /><br />
<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/g/gallery.gif" width="47" height="26" alt=":gallery:" title="Gallery" /> browse their galleries and be good wee turtles <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/g/gallery.gif" width="47" height="26" alt=":gallery:" title="Gallery" /><br />
<br />
<a href="http://crimson-stains.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/c/r/crimson-stains.jpg" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="crimson-stains" /></a><a href="http://tiger-queen.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/t/i/tiger-queen.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="tiger-queen" /></a><a href="http://personalhobbit.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/p/e/personalhobbit.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="personalhobbit" /></a><a href="http://greyskwerl.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/g/r/greyskwerl.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="greyskwerl" /></a><a href="http://bakdraft.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/b/a/bakdraft.gif" width... ]]></description>
                <author>*markskywalker</author>
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                <title>Nerds will one day rule the world.</title>
                <link>http://markskywalker.deviantart.com/journal/9768197/</link>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 18 Aug 2006 05:44:52 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <div align="center"> <br />
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<i><b> We're gonna need a bigger boat... </b></i> <br />
<span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/32606636/"><img src="http://ic1.deviantart.com/fs10/i/2006/120/3/a/Nerd_by_LuciousVicious.jpg" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/33721903/"><img src="http://ic3.deviantart.com/fs9/i/2006/143/d/2/Captain_Planet_Stamp_by_bonemutant.gif" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/31729641/"><img src="http://ic1.deviantart.com/fs10/i/2006/102/1/b/Oh_Noes_Stamp_by_Nharox.gif" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/30686603/"><img src="http://ic3.deviantart.com/fs10/i/2006/080/2/f/RAoK___Hug_a_N00B___by_N_One.png" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span><br />
<span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/26097135/"><img src="http://ic3.deviantart.com/fs8/i/2005/341/c/d/_quot_I_Use_The_Force_quot__Stamp__works_by_Caddielook.gif" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span> <span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/26511638/"><img src="http://ic1.deviantart.com/fs8/i/2005/351/2/5/Oibyrds_DDs_Stamp_by_vyletcrush.jpg" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span> <span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/26099082/"><img src="http://ic1.deviantart.com/fs8/i/2005/341/d/3/_quot____Dark_Side_quot__Stamp__works__by_Caddielook.gif" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span></div><br /><br /><div align="center"><b>Lolburgers</b><br />
<img src="http://img92.imageshack.us/img92/4818/moose2jm9.gif" /><br />
<br />
So if you're a fan of nerds being extra-nerdy...<br />
<br />
Or any of the following:<br />
<br />
<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/bulletgreen.gif" width="10" height="10" alt=":bulletgreen:" title="Bullet; Green" /> Star Wars<br />
<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/bulletgreen.gif" width="10" height="10" alt=":bulletgreen:" title="Bullet; Green" /> Lord Of The Rings<br />
<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/bulletgreen.gif" width="10" height="10" alt=":bulletgreen:" title="Bullet; Green" /> Superman and Batman <sub>and occasionally Spidey</sub><br />
<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/bulletgreen.gif" width="10" height="10" alt=":bulletgreen:" title="Bullet; Green" /> Nerdy Fanfiction which isnt really fanfiction, just us being retarded...<br />
<br />
Then you should check this out...<br />
<br />
<span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/38211638/"><img src="http://tn1-1.deviantart.com/100/shared/poetry.jpg" width="100" height="83" /></a></span></span><br />
<br />
Which occured one Sunday evening when =<a class="u" href="http://crimson-stains.deviantart.com/">Crimson-Stains</a> ~<a class="u" href="http://personalhobbit.deviantart.com/">personalhobbit</a> and I were wallowing in our non-exciting lives.... Browsing the internet and talking on MSN.<br />
<br />
Then I made a silly comment about Tracey's fanaticism of Lord Of The Rings and alluding to a hilarious moment in the car on the last day of high school when we lost Tracey and Talena yelled "OH MY GOD SHE MUST HAVE PUT ON THE ONE RING!!!!" and got so hysterical that I almost died right there. Turns out Tracey was buying coke.<br />
<br />
<br />
WHICH WILL KILL YOU FROM THE INSIDE WITH ITS NASTY COKENESS D:<br />
<br />
Anywho. It sparked a big nerdy night of stuff that probably will only ever make us three laugh because a fair bit of it is stuff that happened in our group of friends and no-one else will get.<br />
<br />
But ah well... It made me laugh for nights upon nights as I edited it.<br />
<br />
I realise I did a shit job editing.<br />
<br />
<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/t/tears.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":tears:" title="Tears" /> I'm sorry. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/t/tears.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":tears:" title="Tears" /><br />
<br />
Anyway... <span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/38211638/"><img src="http://tn1-1.deviantart.com/100/shared/poetry.jpg" width="100" height="83" /></a></span></span><br />
<br />
If you want a nerdy timewaster.<br />
It's long.<br />
And rather schizophrenic.<br />
<br />
In other news.<br />
<br />
I'm home alone. For two weeks. Except for that week that Talena and Hool will be here.<br />
<br />
I spring cleaned. In anticipation.<br />
<br />
*has no life*<br />
<br />
*even washed the floor*<br />
<br />
<b>Btw...</b> I a... ]]></description>
                <author>*markskywalker</author>
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                <title>Rainbows and Teaparties</title>
                <link>http://markskywalker.deviantart.com/journal/9717045/</link>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 13 Aug 2006 19:12:06 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <div align="center"> <br />
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<i><b> We're gonna need a bigger boat... </b></i> <br />
<span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/32606636/"><img src="http://ic1.deviantart.com/fs10/i/2006/120/3/a/Nerd_by_LuciousVicious.jpg" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/33721903/"><img src="http://ic3.deviantart.com/fs9/i/2006/143/d/2/Captain_Planet_Stamp_by_bonemutant.gif" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/31729641/"><img src="http://ic1.deviantart.com/fs10/i/2006/102/1/b/Oh_Noes_Stamp_by_Nharox.gif" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span><span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/30686603/"><img src="http://ic3.deviantart.com/fs10/i/2006/080/2/f/RAoK___Hug_a_N00B___by_N_One.png" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span><br />
<span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/26097135/"><img src="http://ic3.deviantart.com/fs8/i/2005/341/c/d/_quot_I_Use_The_Force_quot__Stamp__works_by_Caddielook.gif" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span> <span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/26511638/"><img src="http://ic1.deviantart.com/fs8/i/2005/351/2/5/Oibyrds_DDs_Stamp_by_vyletcrush.jpg" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span> <span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/26099082/"><img src="http://ic1.deviantart.com/fs8/i/2005/341/d/3/_quot____Dark_Side_quot__Stamp__works__by_Caddielook.gif" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span></div><br /><br /><strong>Mood</strong>: <img style="vertical-align: middle" src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/a/analprobe.gif" alt="Violated" title="Violated" /> Blasé<br /><strong>Listening to</strong>: Miami Wice! Number one new show!<br /><strong>Reading</strong>: HP 6 D:<br /><br /><div align="center"> So I'm back. From Auckland. My rockstar three day visit.<br />
<br />
Had A LOT of fun.<br />
<br />
But am now sooooooo tired and want to fall over and die.<br />
<br />
<b>RAINBOWS END</b><br />
On Friday ~<a class="u" href="http://personalhobbit.deviantart.com/">personalhobbit</a> aka Tracey, picked me up from the airport at 9am and we went straight to Rainbows End. Talena and Hool decided they were coming too, after they had some brekkie.<br />
So Tracey convinced me to go on the Fear Fall with her and then straight afterwards, the Power Surge.<br />
<br />
My fear, as I have come to realise... is not "heights". It's FALLING. Actually even being at the top of the fear fall made me want to cry and die.<br />
<br />
I got off the fear fall and told Tracey about fifteen times that I hated her. THen we went on the power surge which shakes you all over the place and sends you plummeting to the concrete in these rather unsafe looking little seats that go everywhichway possible... And I screamed like a little girl the whole time... "I WANNA GET OFF!!!! D:"<br />
<br />
Luckily we were like the only two people in there at the time. Except for like 100 of these little French/Islander kids. Probably from New Caledonia or Tahiti or something... Anywho...<br />
<br />
I love the bumper boats. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/a/aww.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":aww:" title="Aww" /><br />
<br />
Talena and MahoolyHoolerson arrived and immediately Michael whined until we gave up and went to the bumper cars. We went on the Log Flume <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/a/aww.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":aww:" title="Aww" /> and got photos of us. which are hysterical.<br />
We also convinced Nikki to let us go on that little kid ride.... The one with the dragon.<br />
<br />
Bwahaha we went on the rollercoaster... And... hahahaa.... it was so funny.<br />
Talena and I spat from the top of one of the turns where you are upside down, and then as we straightened up, we could watch the blobs of spit. And it was seriously like in American Beauty when the bag is floating around in the wind... The spit was stuck in this kind of vortex and staying in the same place just floating... ANd then it DROPPED. Me and Talena were sitting there, paralysed with laughter that wasn't making a sound and then suddenly from behind us we hear "MARNI! DID YOU JUST SPIT!?"<br />
<br />
It was hyyyyyyyyyysteeeeeeerrrrrrical.<br />
<br />
We also went on the Power Surge another two times in a row, and UGHHHHHHHHHH. It was all thanks to bloody Michael. And on the second go around (third for me and trace) I was going to puke. And now ever since, ALL weekend, I have wanted to vomit. BLEH.<br />
<br />
Anyways. Had a lot of fun. Except for on the Motion Master which was a... ]]></description>
                <author>*markskywalker</author>
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                <title>"Love and Commitment..."</title>
                <link>http://markskywalker.deviantart.com/journal/9632750/</link>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 07 Aug 2006 18:51:42 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <div align="center"> <br />
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<i><b> We're gonna need a bigger boat... </b></i> <br />
<span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/32606636/"><img src="http://ic1.deviantart.com/fs10/i/2006/120/3/a/Nerd_by_LuciousVicious.jpg" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span> <span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/33721903/"><img src="http://ic3.deviantart.com/fs9/i/2006/143/d/2/Captain_Planet_Stamp_by_bonemutant.gif" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span> <span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/31729641/"><img src="http://ic1.deviantart.com/fs10/i/2006/102/1/b/Oh_Noes_Stamp_by_Nharox.gif" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span> <span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/30686603/"><img src="http://ic3.deviantart.com/fs10/i/2006/080/2/f/RAoK___Hug_a_N00B___by_N_One.png" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span> <br />
<a href="http://caddielook.deviantart.com/journal/7239535/"><img src="http://img525.imageshack.us/img525/2323/stamplightbycaddielook6hk.gif" width="99" alt="I use the Force" /></a> <a href="http://caddielook.deviantart.com/journal/7239535/"><img src="http://img525.imageshack.us/img525/1909/stampdarkbycaddielook6wt.gif" width="99" alt="Im With The Dark Side" /></a></div><br /><br /><strong>Mood</strong>: <img style="vertical-align: middle" src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/c/community.gif" alt="Community Spirit" title="Community Spirit" /> Anti-climactic<br /><strong>Listening to</strong>: Oh my sweet Carolina<br /><strong>Reading</strong>: the world atlas<br /><strong>Watching</strong>: my computer screen<br /><br /><div align="center"> <b>"...Now that's gotten rid of the men... We can talk about thrush!"</b><br />
<br />
<span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/31639030/"><img src="http://tn1-5.deviantart.com/fs10/100/i/2006/100/6/f/ohnoes_by_ohnoesplz.png" width="100" height="100" /></a></span></span><br />
<br />
UGH.<br />
<br />
There is a pairing of two words which I just cannot stand... And that is "vaginal thrush".<br />
<br />
Ohmygod. Why do they insist on airing television advertisments with those two words... Just blurted out.<br />
<br />
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee....<br />
<br />
This ad though. Makes me laugh in hysterical revolt. Omg. She's so excited that "we" can talk about "thrush!" How does she know the men have left??? Maybe some guys like to talk about "love and commitment"... And do women really get together to talk about thrush anyway?<br />
<br />
Arrrrrrrrrrrgh... <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/fear.gif" width="18" height="18" alt=":fear:" title="Fear" /><br />
<br />
I shall never apply for a job at a pharmacy, for fear that some old lady might tell me about her... Thrush.<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<b>ANYWAY!</b><br />
<br />
I am completely guilt-free this week for uni and taking days off to go and play on the log flume at rainbows end and have fun at the teaparty... As I have handed in all my assignments days early... woohoooo for me! This is outrageous. I'm never early with assignments. But I'm never late neither!<br />
<br />
<img src="http://img216.imageshack.us/img216/5817/cattakethisyf7.jpg" /><br />
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<img src="http://img462.imageshack.us/img462/3551/cattothemoonke9.jpg" /><br />
<br />
<br />
<b>AND HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MISS DALGETY...</b><br />
<br />
<img src="http://img147.imageshack.us/img147/6998/sleazytalenazk2.jpg" /><br />
<br />
HAR HAR! Never thought that would see the light of the internet did you <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/biggrin.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":D" title=":D (Big Grin)" /></div><br /><br /><div align="center"> <br />
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                <title>I like pictures.</title>
                <link>http://markskywalker.deviantart.com/journal/9590615/</link>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 03 Aug 2006 18:36:14 PDT</pubDate>
                
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<i><b> We're gonna need a bigger boat... </b></i> <br />
<span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/32606636/"><img src="http://ic1.deviantart.com/fs10/i/2006/120/3/a/Nerd_by_LuciousVicious.jpg" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span> <span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/33721903/"><img src="http://ic3.deviantart.com/fs9/i/2006/143/d/2/Captain_Planet_Stamp_by_bonemutant.gif" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span> <span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/31729641/"><img src="http://ic1.deviantart.com/fs10/i/2006/102/1/b/Oh_Noes_Stamp_by_Nharox.gif" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span> <span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/30686603/"><img src="http://ic3.deviantart.com/fs10/i/2006/080/2/f/RAoK___Hug_a_N00B___by_N_One.png" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span> <br />
<a href="http://caddielook.deviantart.com/journal/7239535/"><img src="http://img525.imageshack.us/img525/2323/stamplightbycaddielook6hk.gif" width="99" alt="I use the Force" /></a> <a href="http://caddielook.deviantart.com/journal/7239535/"><img src="http://img525.imageshack.us/img525/1909/stampdarkbycaddielook6wt.gif" width="99" alt="Im With The Dark Side" /></a></div><br /><br /><strong>Mood</strong>: <img style="vertical-align: middle" src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/boing.gif" alt="Bouncy" title="Bouncy" /> Amused<br /><strong>Listening to</strong>: Cocaine Blues - Johnny Cash<br /><strong>Reading</strong>: The Communist Manifesto - Karl Marx<br /><strong>Watching</strong>: 007 Bond. JAMES Bond.<br /><br /><div align="center"><b>Do you know what is <a href="http://wilwheaton.typepad.com/wwdnbackup/2005/12/nerd_revenge.html"> Hawesome? </a><br />
</b><br />
That would be the name James.<br />
Which happens to be my most favouritist name in the entire history of the world.<br />
<br />
<b>And do you know what is <a href="http://www.joeandmonkey.com"> Dangerous When Awesome? </a></b><br />
<br />
That would be that I sit between two James' in my Psychology lab.<br />
1) Awesome James-slash-Joe-slash-Jane.<br />
2) Awesome James-slash-Jamie with a fro.<br />
<br />
<img src="http://img142.imageshack.us/img142/1081/20040808gd9.jpg" /><br />
<br />
Ohhhhhhhhhh yeaaaah.<br />
<img src="http://img214.imageshack.us/img214/401/koolaidmanet6.jpg" /><br />
<br />
I <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/h/heart.gif" width="15" height="13" alt=":heart:" title="Heart" /> pictures.<br />
And do you know how much I love the name James?<br />
So much so that I am willing to name any child/pet that comes near me in the future; <b>James.</b><br />
Boy or girl. I'm not biased. In fact. ALL WILL BE NAMED BY THE JAMES.<br />
<br />
Talena, my dog shall be named Anakin "James" Stormtrooper, now. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/w/winkrazz.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=";p" title="Wink/Razz" /> Kthx.<br />
And if I ever have a son... He shall be "James Tiberius Kirk -Surname-"<br />
<img src="http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/3448/attemptkirkladiesge8.jpg" /><br />
<br />
Because that's hawesome.<br />
Bwahahahaha.<br />
And so what if they get picked on?<br />
I got nicknamed as a homosexual purple dinosaur because no-one could come up with anything better.<br />
<br />
<sub>Jokes on them... I like Barney <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/smile.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":)" title=":) (Smile)" /></sub><br />
<img src="http://img215.imageshack.us/img215/6880/barneybx4.jpg" /><br />
<br />
<b>But what is NOT hawesome nor dangerous when awesome, is fire alarms.</b><br />
<br />
Some nooblet took a birthday cake into the hallway and blew out the candles, meaning a full scale evacuation of the building, late at night, freezing cold outside.<br />
Which was not cool.<br />
Because I was in the middle of a statistics assignment and talking to long-not-seen friends back in Auckland and then I missed <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0421030/"> Big Love </a>. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/frown.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":(" title=":( (Sad)" /><br />
<sub>Ohnoesmormons</sub><br />
<br />
Several weeks ago in my university's student magazine, they printed something about chinese... And it caused this huge barrage of death threats and racial slurs and all this crazy hilarious stuff... And it was big news in the magazine for aaaaaaages because people would not stop writing in to say "DAM U RACIST PRICKS" etc.<br />
<br />
I however, thought it was hilarious. And was not so much concerned for the Chinese, as I was for the penguins.<br />
<img src="http://img136.imageshack.us/img136/8864/post41083757999tp1.gif" /><br />
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                <title>I enjoy coke because...</title>
                <link>http://markskywalker.deviantart.com/journal/9515475/</link>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 27 Jul 2006 19:43:23 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <div align="center"> <br />
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<i><b> We're gonna need a bigger boat... </b></i> <br />
<span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/32606636/"><img src="http://ic1.deviantart.com/fs10/i/2006/120/3/a/Nerd_by_LuciousVicious.jpg" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span> <span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/33721903/"><img src="http://ic3.deviantart.com/fs9/i/2006/143/d/2/Captain_Planet_Stamp_by_bonemutant.gif" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span> <span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/31729641/"><img src="http://ic1.deviantart.com/fs10/i/2006/102/1/b/Oh_Noes_Stamp_by_Nharox.gif" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span> <span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/30686603/"><img src="http://ic3.deviantart.com/fs10/i/2006/080/2/f/RAoK___Hug_a_N00B___by_N_One.png" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span> <br />
<a href="http://caddielook.deviantart.com/journal/7239535/"><img src="http://img525.imageshack.us/img525/2323/stamplightbycaddielook6hk.gif" width="99" alt="I use the Force" /></a> <a href="http://caddielook.deviantart.com/journal/7239535/"><img src="http://img525.imageshack.us/img525/1909/stampdarkbycaddielook6wt.gif" width="99" alt="Im With The Dark Side" /></a></div><br /><br /><strong>Mood</strong>: <img style="vertical-align: middle" src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/j/jester.gif" alt="Comical" title="Comical" /> Amused<br /><strong>Listening to</strong>: The sound of air traffic<br /><strong>Reading</strong>: The Communist Manifesto - Karl Marx<br /><strong>Watching</strong>: You Tube<br /><br /><div align="center">I am one of those sad persons who finds Americans to be fascinating creatures...<br />
And I also watch Fox and Friends news till early morning before I fall asleep.<br />
That weather guy makes me laugh.<br />
<br />
So I was browsing YouTube today... And wanted to know why this news guy was top favourited and watched and discussed all of a sudden. <br />
Clicky clicky...<br />
<br />
Some american journo Stephen Colbert interviewed a florida congressman and jokingly asked him about cocaine and prostitutes...<br />
It's a <b>hilarious</b> video, so I suggest you watch it.<br />
<br />
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JCF6oLHJGeM"> Stephen Colbert interviewing Congressman Wexler </a><br />
<br />
The congressman is persuaded to say...<br />
"I enjoy cocaine because it's a fun thing to do."<br />
"I enjoy the company of prostitutes for the following reasons: it's a fun thing to do."<br />
"...if you combine the two together it's probably even more fun"<br />
<br />
LOL.<br />
<br />
Then theres this one which is Colbert making fun of the other news shows for editing his report with wexler... Just as good.<br />
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UANi2TApmuY"> Colbert VS the morning news </a><br />
<br />
Is it just me or does this Stephen Colbert guy look like <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5I0U4P9Imis"> BOB SAGET? </a><br />
<br />
Annnnnd now I'm home alones for like a week. Maybe.<br />
My flatmates never say where they're going... So they could be gone for months as far as I'd know. Allison's parents are here visiting though and so they're going to investigate the South Island. Bridget... She just wandered off with some guy and a couple of backpacks...<br />
<br />
Also I'm slowly losing my mind. My life is so boring now...<br />
<br />
Send me some mail. And quickly. But put the right address. ELEVEN not seventy-one like Sarah thought...<br />
<br />
<img src="http://img522.imageshack.us/img522/9392/cateatinurfoodyc8.jpg" /></div><br /><br /><div align="center"> <br />
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                <title>Robot-like Dancing Detected</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 24 Jul 2006 23:19:43 PDT</pubDate>
                
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<i><b> We're gonna need a bigger boat... </b></i> <br />
<span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/32606636/"><img src="http://ic1.deviantart.com/fs10/i/2006/120/3/a/Nerd_by_LuciousVicious.jpg" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span> <span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/33721903/"><img src="http://ic3.deviantart.com/fs9/i/2006/143/d/2/Captain_Planet_Stamp_by_bonemutant.gif" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span> <span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/31729641/"><img src="http://ic1.deviantart.com/fs10/i/2006/102/1/b/Oh_Noes_Stamp_by_Nharox.gif" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span> <span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/30686603/"><img src="http://ic3.deviantart.com/fs10/i/2006/080/2/f/RAoK___Hug_a_N00B___by_N_One.png" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span> <br />
<a href="http://caddielook.deviantart.com/journal/7239535/"><img src="http://img525.imageshack.us/img525/2323/stamplightbycaddielook6hk.gif" width="99" alt="I use the Force" /></a> <a href="http://caddielook.deviantart.com/journal/7239535/"><img src="http://img525.imageshack.us/img525/1909/stampdarkbycaddielook6wt.gif" width="99" alt="Im With The Dark Side" /></a></div><br /><br /><strong>Mood</strong>: <img style="vertical-align: middle" src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/biggrin.gif" alt="Very Happy" title="Very Happy" /> Srysly<br /><strong>Listening to</strong>: Divinyls<br /><strong>Watching</strong>: Buffy lol<br /><br /><div align="center"> <img src="http://img373.imageshack.us/img373/1549/catbatcountrymn1.jpg" /><br />
<br />
<b>THANK FARK IN BLUE JEANS.</b><br />
<br />
I don't know what that is supposed to mean... But <b>HUZZAH!</b><br />
<br />
NZ doesn't fail at life...<br />
<br />
Clerks 2 will be released at my movie theatre on 7th September... I dunno about anywhere else...<br />
<br />
Still... That is a month and a half after it opened in the US.<br />
<br />
Oh well.<br />
<br />
*robot dance*<br />
<br />
<img src="http://img48.imageshack.us/img48/5259/206d4wkaz6.jpg" /><br />
<br />
<sub>Kitties from <a href="http://www.fark.com/"> FARK.com </a><br />
sorry they're so big <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/w/winkrazz.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=";p" title="Wink/Razz" /></sub></div><br /><br /><div align="center"> <br />
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<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/g/gallery.gif" width="47" height="26" alt=":gallery:" title="Gallery" /> browse their galleries and be good wee turtles <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/g/gallery.gif" width="47" height="26" alt=":gallery:" title="Gallery" /><br />
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Visit these artists with very smexeh work!<br />
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                <title>Lions and tigers and bears! ORLY?</title>
                <link>http://markskywalker.deviantart.com/journal/9454617/</link>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 22 Jul 2006 03:14:20 PDT</pubDate>
                
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<i><b> We're gonna need a bigger boat... </b></i> <br />
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<a href="http://caddielook.deviantart.com/journal/7239535/"><img src="http://img525.imageshack.us/img525/2323/stamplightbycaddielook6hk.gif" width="99" alt="I use the Force" /></a> <a href="http://caddielook.deviantart.com/journal/7239535/"><img src="http://img525.imageshack.us/img525/1909/stampdarkbycaddielook6wt.gif" width="99" alt="Im With The Dark Side" /></a></div><br /><br /><strong>Mood</strong>: <img style="vertical-align: middle" src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/p/pills.gif" alt="Popping Pills" title="Popping Pills" /> Ya rly :)<br /><strong>Listening to</strong>: Dark Side of the Moon album<br /><strong>Reading</strong>: FARK<br /><strong>Watching</strong>: Wizard of Oz<br /><br /><div align="center"><b>edit: this video is hilarious WATCH IT <a href="http://www.firefoxflicks.com/flick/index.php?id=19542&c=false"> Mozilla versus IE </a></b><br />
<br />
I just watched forty minutes of a Dark Side of the Rainbow sync.<br />
<br />
With the All Blacks game in the background of course...<br />
<br />
But needless to say, this matter shall be investigated further...<br />
<br />
Once my bank account is happy again.<br />
<br />
Although so far I have been pleasantly amused to find the songs sync good so far with each segment of Oz.<br />
<br />
Though I am wondering if this would be more fun if I was high... <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/p/pills.gif" width="42" height="17" alt=":pills:" title="Pills" /><br />
<br />
<img src="http://img226.imageshack.us/img226/746/pill0is.gif" /> <b>DONT TAKE DRUGS MMKAY.</b> <img src="http://img226.imageshack.us/img226/746/pill0is.gif" /><br />
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<a href="http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-4935715412555856092"> Google Video - Pink Floyd; Dark Side of the Rainbow </a><br />
<br />
It's a 43 minute video though... So beware.<br />
<br />
Also.<br />
<a href="http://www.devilducky.com/media/48608/"> Star Trek sing Knights of the Round Table </a><br />
Which is <b>hawesome.</b><br />
<br />
Kthxbi.<br />
Oh here... Have some pictures...<br />
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<img src="http://img84.imageshack.us/img84/8406/ushallnotpass36qq4iela5.gif" /><br />
Which I of course stole from <a href="http://viewaskew.com/theboard/"> the View Askewniverse </a> ... <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/n/ninja.gif" width="19" height="19" alt=":ninja:" title="Ninja" /><br />
<br />
Oh and I like this photo of Matthew McConaughey making love to "mother earth" and hoping to breed a new world...<br />
<img src="http://img61.imageshack.us/img61/3536/matthewmcconaugheymatesearthel1.jpg" /><br />
Frooooooom my multi-daily source of "news" <a href="http://fark.com/"> FARK.com </a> and <a href="http://www.newlincreative.com/matthew_mcconaughey_has_sex_with_planet_earth.html">  link to article... </a><br />
<br />
<b>Every journal I'm going to put a picture of a cat. Because cats are funny. ANd I stole Every goddam last one of these pictures from <a href="http://www.fark.com"> FARK </a> coz it is awesome..... They were in this "post a pic of kittens" thread... Don't ask me why I went into that thread.... You shut up. Here is number one....<br />
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<img src="http://img214.imageshack.us/img214/5830/catallovermw0.jpg" /><br />
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and for good measure... heres another...<br />
<img src="http://img220.imageshack.us/img220/3650/catthismeansdeathae5.jpg" /><br />
<b><i>EXCELSIOR!</i></b></b></div><br /><br /><div align="center"> <br />
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<b> <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/p/plug.gif" width="40" height="17" alt=":plug:" title="Plug" /> I AM A PLUG <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/p/plug.gif" width="40" height="17" alt=":plug:" title="Plug" /><br />
Go visit my friends. Captain Kirk loves you... He'll give you a <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/c/cookie.gif" width="15" height... ]]></description>
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                <title>Toilet Paper? NOT YOURS.</title>
                <link>http://markskywalker.deviantart.com/journal/9378297/</link>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 14 Jul 2006 17:56:26 PDT</pubDate>
                
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<i><b> We're gonna need a bigger boat... </b></i> <br />
<span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/32606636/"><img src="http://ic1.deviantart.com/fs10/i/2006/120/3/a/Nerd_by_LuciousVicious.jpg" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span> <span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/33721903/"><img src="http://ic3.deviantart.com/fs9/i/2006/143/d/2/Captain_Planet_Stamp_by_bonemutant.gif" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span> <span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/31729641/"><img src="http://ic1.deviantart.com/fs10/i/2006/102/1/b/Oh_Noes_Stamp_by_Nharox.gif" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span> <span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/30686603/"><img src="http://ic3.deviantart.com/fs10/i/2006/080/2/f/RAoK___Hug_a_N00B___by_N_One.png" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span> <br />
<a href="http://caddielook.deviantart.com/journal/7239535/"><img src="http://img525.imageshack.us/img525/2323/stamplightbycaddielook6hk.gif" width="99" alt="I use the Force" /></a> <a href="http://caddielook.deviantart.com/journal/7239535/"><img src="http://img525.imageshack.us/img525/1909/stampdarkbycaddielook6wt.gif" width="99" alt="Im With The Dark Side" /></a><br />
<b><a href="http://shadowgamers.deviantart.com/journal/8984505/"> omigosh! p0rn0b0t gal0re! </a></b></div><br /><br /><strong>Mood</strong>: <img style="vertical-align: middle" src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/p/plotting.gif" alt="Plotting" title="Plotting" /> Slightly Evil<br /><strong>Listening to</strong>: Where has all the toilet paper gone?<br /><strong>Reading</strong>: Tis, Frank McCourt<br /><strong>Watching</strong>: The Tom Cruise South Park Episode<br /><br /><div align="center"> <b>My flatmates have no toilet paper.</b><br />
<br />
<br />
I do. I am keeping the stuff "I" buy in my room until they realise that I'm not their mother and I'm not going to clean up after them all the time...<br />
<br />
And that those little paper oblongs in their pockets can be exchanged for all manners of goods...<br />
<br />
<br />
Also... Allison needs to tell her boyfriend Teddy not to pee on the floor.<br />
<br />
<br />
In other news, I had like 5 dreams last night, all fucking weird... In the first one I made Talena/ =<a class="u" href="http://crimson-stains.deviantart.com/">Crimson-Stains</a> go to Japan with me where she proceeded to get Bird Flu and then her face went all green and mouldy and crusty and eventually just fell apart like... A vampire or something.<br />
<br />
And I'm looking forward to four future events at the moment...<br />
<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/bulletblue.gif" width="10" height="10" alt=":bulletblue:" title="Bullet; Blue" /> My Rockstar Visit to Auckland for one weekend.<br />
<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/bulletgreen.gif" width="10" height="10" alt=":bulletgreen:" title="Bullet; Green" /> Playing on the Log Flume at Rainbows End and finally getting to go on the Fear Fall with Tracey coz Sarah was too much of a wuss to go with me last time...<br />
<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/bulletblue.gif" width="10" height="10" alt=":bulletblue:" title="Bullet; Blue" /> The teaparty.<br />
<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/bulletgreen.gif" width="10" height="10" alt=":bulletgreen:" title="Bullet; Green" /> Two of my friends actually understanding I am not made of money, and coming to visit me for a change... Take that all you other cheapskates... Thank you Talena and Hool.<br />
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<b>SOME RECENT FRONT PAGE FAVS</b><br />
<sub>my favourite place on DA</sub><br />
<span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/36185267/"><img src="http://tn1-5.deviantart.com/fs11/100/i/2006/193/3/3/Entrance_by_wretched_.jpg" width="100" height="70" /></a></span></span><br />
<a href="http://www.deviantart.com/view/36185267/"> Entrance by ~<a class="u" href="http://wretched-.deviantart.com/">wretched-</a> </a><br />
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<a href="http://www.deviantart.com/view/35929510/"> Tiles To Remember by ~<a class="u" href="http://bubisamongus.deviantart.com/">bubisamongus</a> </a><br />
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<a href="http://www.deviantart.com/view/36022082/"> hey by ~<a class="u" h... ]]></description>
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                <title>WANTED D:</title>
                <link>http://markskywalker.deviantart.com/journal/9326827/</link>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 09 Jul 2006 22:58:36 PDT</pubDate>
                
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<i><b> We're gonna need a bigger boat... </b></i> <br />
<span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/32606636/"><img src="http://ic1.deviantart.com/fs10/i/2006/120/3/a/Nerd_by_LuciousVicious.jpg" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span> <span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/33721903/"><img src="http://ic3.deviantart.com/fs9/i/2006/143/d/2/Captain_Planet_Stamp_by_bonemutant.gif" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span> <span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/31729641/"><img src="http://ic1.deviantart.com/fs10/i/2006/102/1/b/Oh_Noes_Stamp_by_Nharox.gif" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span> <span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/30686603/"><img src="http://ic3.deviantart.com/fs10/i/2006/080/2/f/RAoK___Hug_a_N00B___by_N_One.png" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span> <br />
<a href="http://caddielook.deviantart.com/journal/7239535/"><img src="http://img525.imageshack.us/img525/2323/stamplightbycaddielook6hk.gif" width="99" alt="I use the Force" /></a> <a href="http://caddielook.deviantart.com/journal/7239535/"><img src="http://img525.imageshack.us/img525/1909/stampdarkbycaddielook6wt.gif" width="99" alt="Im With The Dark Side" /></a><br />
<b><a href="http://shadowgamers.deviantart.com/journal/8984505/"> omigosh! p0rn0b0t gal0re! </a></b></div><br /><br /><strong>Mood</strong>: <img style="vertical-align: middle" src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/p/plotting.gif" alt="Plotting" title="Plotting" /> contemplative<br /><strong>Reading</strong>: Alice's Adventures in Wonderland<br /><strong>Watching</strong>: Star Wars<br /><br /><div align="center"><b>First day back at uni!</b><br />
<br />
Ehhhh...<br />
I'm knackered.<br />
<br />
<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/bulletred.gif" width="10" height="10" alt=":bulletred:" title="Bullet; Red" /><b>SOCIOLOGY</b><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/bulletred.gif" width="10" height="10" alt=":bulletred:" title="Bullet; Red" /><br />
<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/t/thumbsup.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":thumbsup:" title="Thumbs Up" /> Young handsome lecturer whips out a pack of smokes half way through introduction, starts rolling some more, and then asks horrified old tutor beside him if it's time to go yet...<br />
<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/t/thumbsdown.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":thumbsdown:" title="Thumbs Down" /> Old bearded lecturer rambles, babbles, mumbles and repeats things... There is an age to retire at, ya know.<br />
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<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/bulletblue.gif" width="10" height="10" alt=":bulletblue:" title="Bullet; Blue" /><b>PSYCHOLOGY</b><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/bulletblue.gif" width="10" height="10" alt=":bulletblue:" title="Bullet; Blue" /><br />
<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/t/thumbsup.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":thumbsup:" title="Thumbs Up" /> John, Marc and Dave are back...<br />
<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/t/thumbsdown.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":thumbsdown:" title="Thumbs Down" /> I have to take statistics to get my major.<br />
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<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/bulletpurple.gif" width="10" height="10" alt=":bulletpurple:" title="Bullet; Purple" /><b>STATISTICS</b><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/bulletpurple.gif" width="10" height="10" alt=":bulletpurple:" title="Bullet; Purple" /><br />
What a downer to the end of my day...<br />
Anyway, since maths and I don't play nicely together, I decided that I <b>HAD</b> to make a friend right away... So later I can copy off them and eventually make them do my assignments altogether <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/smile.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":)" title=":) (Smile)" /><br />
I sat by some girl at the back of the class. She was pretty cool. Forgot to ask her name though.<br />
Then halfway through the class some <b><u>ginga</u></b> walks in and sits down beside me. And when I say beside me, I mean beside the asian in between us. Seeing that he has missed out on getting the handouts and the tutorial picking sheet, I lean around the asian kid and tell him so... They have already left. Tough fucking cookies. He looks at me for a minute and then pounds his fist into the table, <b>"OH... WELL SHIT!"</b> Then he starts muttering something as if he were going <b>super saiyan</b> or something... So I was like, lol, ok...<br />
DOESNT MATTER THOUGH. Because I shall still befriend him, as A) Gingas are awesome. and B) <sub>so are super saiyans.</sub><br />
<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/t/thumbsdown.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":thumbsdown:" title="Thumbs Down"... ]]></description>
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                <title>Don't touch the squirrels nuts! He'll go crazy!</title>
                <link>http://markskywalker.deviantart.com/journal/9275023/</link>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 05 Jul 2006 22:47:50 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <div align="center"> <br />
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<i><b> We're gonna need a bigger boat... </b></i> <br />
<span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/32606636/"><img src="http://ic1.deviantart.com/fs10/i/2006/120/3/a/Nerd_by_LuciousVicious.jpg" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span> <span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/33721903/"><img src="http://ic3.deviantart.com/fs9/i/2006/143/d/2/Captain_Planet_Stamp_by_bonemutant.gif" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span> <span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/31729641/"><img src="http://ic1.deviantart.com/fs10/i/2006/102/1/b/Oh_Noes_Stamp_by_Nharox.gif" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span> <span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/30686603/"><img src="http://ic3.deviantart.com/fs10/i/2006/080/2/f/RAoK___Hug_a_N00B___by_N_One.png" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span> <br />
<a href="http://caddielook.deviantart.com/journal/7239535/"><img src="http://img525.imageshack.us/img525/2323/stamplightbycaddielook6hk.gif" width="99" alt="I use the Force" /></a> <a href="http://caddielook.deviantart.com/journal/7239535/"><img src="http://img525.imageshack.us/img525/1909/stampdarkbycaddielook6wt.gif" width="99" alt="Im With The Dark Side" /></a><br />
<b><a href="http://shadowgamers.deviantart.com/journal/8984505/"> omigosh! p0rn0b0t gal0re! </a></b></div><br /><br /><strong>Mood</strong>: <img style="vertical-align: middle" src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/m/meditate.gif" alt="Meditative / Reflective" title="Meditative / Reflective" /> cold toesies<br /><strong>Listening to</strong>: Love Shack<br /><strong>Reading</strong>: Alice's Adventures in Wonderland<br /><strong>Watching</strong>: Charlie and the Chocolate Factory<br /><br /><div align="center"><br />
K everyone keeps bugging me about my plane ride for some reason...<br />
<br />
Yes, I am back in Wellington after a week and a bit at home in Auckland.<br />
<br />
THe plane ride was fun because the <b> ENTIRE</b> way down I was thinking about crashing and imagining engines stopping and then thinking about Lost stuff etc. I usually refrain from doing that because it freaks me out and I get <br />
all superstitious like if I say 'everything will be fine' then it jinxs it and we'll crash and die.<br />
<br />
But not last night.<br />
<br />
Last night we flew through <b>black rain clouds</b> and you couldn't see a thing, and the plane was jerking from side to side and the turbulence was AWESOME. ANd it was kind of like being on a yacht in a REALLY choppy sea, lurching back and forth... BRilliant fun.<br />
It's weird that I have a dire fear of dying in a plane crash, but I was having the time of my life last night.<br />
<br />
Add to that, the girl in front of me vomitting several times during the landing which took almost longer than the entire flight to get there. Circling the violent sea and heading through the pouring rain, unable to see a single thing except black clouds. They even turned off the lights inside the plane for some reason... That's never happened to me before.<br />
<br />
Anyway, the whole thing was awesome.<br />
<br />
Now I'm back at Stafford and bleh.<br />
<br />
My new flatmates are really... Not clean.<br />
They managed to use EVERY SINGLE DISH AND CUP over three days. ANd I mean... This is kind of a hard thing to do... Our cupboards are overflowing with dishes and glasses and beer mugs and coffee mugs... God... How the hell did two girls do that? In three days?!<br />
<br />
And to make matters more tedious, they used the dishwasher to "wash" all of their horribly dirty ones... Yet, didn't realise you needed dishwashing powder stuff to go with it... So they basically brought my power bill up high by using the appliances we dont ever need to use, and then I had to go and wash all of the STILL DIRTY dishes again by hand.<br />
<br />
They used the dryer too... <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/e/evileye.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":evileye:" title="Evil Eye" /><br />
<br />
No it's okay, they're new. They don't realise I'm a poor student who can't afford massive power bills.<br />
<br />
I'm giving them a fortnight before I say anything. Because they seem like <b>lovely</b> people, very nice and outgoing... But I am a stickler for cleanliness nowadays. I even had a go at my parents for their house being so dirty when I arrived home. Haha... My father thought it was hysterical because I used to live in a cavern of disgusting mess. But now I like things being sparkly clean and my flatmates are just not up with the flow.<br />
<br />
Otherwise, yeah... They seem to be really nice.<br />
Bridget, who is in Riggles room, is a ginga.<br />
<br />
<b>AWESOME.</b><br />
<br />
She also plays... ]]></description>
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                <title>DO IT AGAIN.</title>
                <link>http://markskywalker.deviantart.com/journal/9213713/</link>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 28 Jun 2006 18:54:41 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <div align="center"> <br />
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<i><b> We're gonna need a bigger boat... </b></i> <br />
<span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/32606636/"><img src="http://ic1.deviantart.com/fs10/i/2006/120/3/a/Nerd_by_LuciousVicious.jpg" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span> <span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/33721903/"><img src="http://ic3.deviantart.com/fs9/i/2006/143/d/2/Captain_Planet_Stamp_by_bonemutant.gif" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span> <span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/31729641/"><img src="http://ic1.deviantart.com/fs10/i/2006/102/1/b/Oh_Noes_Stamp_by_Nharox.gif" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span> <span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/30686603/"><img src="http://ic3.deviantart.com/fs10/i/2006/080/2/f/RAoK___Hug_a_N00B___by_N_One.png" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span> <br />
<a href="http://caddielook.deviantart.com/journal/7239535/"><img src="http://img525.imageshack.us/img525/2323/stamplightbycaddielook6hk.gif" width="99" alt="I use the Force" /></a> <a href="http://caddielook.deviantart.com/journal/7239535/"><img src="http://img525.imageshack.us/img525/1909/stampdarkbycaddielook6wt.gif" width="99" alt="Im With The Dark Side" /></a><br />
<b><a href="http://shadowgamers.deviantart.com/journal/8984505/"> omigosh! p0rn0b0t gal0re! </a></b></div><br /><br /><strong>Mood</strong>: <img style="vertical-align: middle" src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/p/pills.gif" alt="Popping Pills" title="Popping Pills" /> COLD<br /><strong>Listening to</strong>: road trippin - rhcp<br /><strong>Reading</strong>: Alice's Adventures in Wonderland<br /><strong>Watching</strong>: moulin rouge<br /><br /><div align="center"><br />
<br />
I'm hoooooooooome.... Hoooomeeee on the range...<br />
Nah.<br />
I'm still in Auckland.<br />
This is HomeOne.<br />
<br />
Camping was hawesome.<br />
<br />
FREEZING.<br />
<br />
But Hawesome.<br />
<br />
Ranger Randall was <i>cute!</i><br />
Haha just kidding Trace...<br />
<br />
Cute, as in lovely/aww.<br />
<br />
And young. And attractive.<br />
<br />
My mum asked why we hadn't found out if he was married yet.<br />
What kinda shluts does she think we are?<br />
<br />
I told her he was our pimp-daddy.<br />
<br />
She told me to take off my commando helmet before going into civilisation or else she'd never be able to show her face there again. Aww.<br />
<br />
Took like a billion and six photos.<br />
<br />
The train ride from Wellington to Auckland was 13 hours long, boring, uncomfortable and cold. But we went through a lot of snow and it was pretty which saved the trip. I'm never doing the overlander ride again though. Augh. Mum can just buy me a plane ticket so I can get home and be in bed again within an hour and a half.<br />
<br />
My tootsies are cold.<br />
<br />
<a href="http://crimson-stains.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/c/r/crimson-stains.jpg" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="crimson-stains" /></a> and <a href="http://personalhobbit.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/p/e/personalhobbit.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="personalhobbit" /></a> are made of win and awesome because they came camping. And we managed to spend the entire time talking about like four different things.<br />
<br />
1. Memories.<br />
2. Bodily fuctions.<br />
3. Hot guys/sex.<br />
4. DA. <br />
<br />
What the fuck?? internet? that was funny...<br />
<br />
We're sitting in this <b>beautiful</b> setting beside a waterhole in the lovely sun, waves crashing onto the beach a few metres away, the pure white clouds settling on the coromandel ranges across the firth, a swallow flitting around our heads showing off... And what are we talking about???<br />
<br />
Getting back to the internet and signing on.<br />
<br />
I had over 200 messages, gone for three days.<br />
<br />
Ehhh.<br />
It's taken me 2 hours to clear them <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/smile.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":)" title=":) (Smile)" /><br />
Means I skipped like a 150 deviations. and around 50 journals... aaaaaaaaaah<br />
<br />
But anyway. Camping was fun and awesome and we were stalked by rabid predators who ate our food. And "wandering willy's" (no shit) who had lazy eyes and tricked us.<br />
<br />
I'm shivering.<br />
<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/shakefist.gif" width="24" height="18" alt=":shakefist:" title="CURSE YOU!" /> Auckland!<br />
<br />
ciao<br />
<br />
<br />
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                <title>Quickie</title>
                <link>http://markskywalker.deviantart.com/journal/9160774/</link>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 23 Jun 2006 15:21:00 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <div align="center"> <br />
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<i><b> We're gonna need a bigger boat... </b></i> <br />
<span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/32606636/"><img src="http://ic1.deviantart.com/fs10/i/2006/120/3/a/Nerd_by_LuciousVicious.jpg" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span> <span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/33721903/"><img src="http://ic3.deviantart.com/fs9/i/2006/143/d/2/Captain_Planet_Stamp_by_bonemutant.gif" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span> <span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/31729641/"><img src="http://ic1.deviantart.com/fs10/i/2006/102/1/b/Oh_Noes_Stamp_by_Nharox.gif" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span> <span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/30686603/"><img src="http://ic3.deviantart.com/fs10/i/2006/080/2/f/RAoK___Hug_a_N00B___by_N_One.png" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span> <br />
<a href="http://caddielook.deviantart.com/journal/7239535/"><img src="http://img525.imageshack.us/img525/2323/stamplightbycaddielook6hk.gif" width="99" alt="I use the Force" /></a> <a href="http://caddielook.deviantart.com/journal/7239535/"><img src="http://img525.imageshack.us/img525/1909/stampdarkbycaddielook6wt.gif" width="99" alt="Im With The Dark Side" /></a><br />
<b><a href="http://shadowgamers.deviantart.com/journal/8984505/"> omigosh! p0rn0b0t gal0re! </a></b></div><br /><br /><strong>Mood</strong>: <img style="vertical-align: middle" src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/p/pills.gif" alt="Popping Pills" title="Popping Pills" /> Blasé<br /><strong>Listening to</strong>: Some Crowded House Song...<br /><strong>Reading</strong>: Alice's Adventures in Wonderland<br /><strong>Watching</strong>: Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid<br /><br /><div align="center"><br />
<b>I went to my exam without a pen.</b><br />
<br />
<br />
<img src="http://img148.imageshack.us/img148/2670/clapping0oa.gif" /><br />
<br />
<br />
AND today is my DeviantArt birthday.<br />
<br />
<br />
It has been <b> ONE YEAR</b> since while browsing the site that my classical study buddy ~<a class="u" href="http://bakdraft.deviantart.com/">bakdraft</a> kept looking at, I signed up purely to comment on a crudely drawn pig with some joke about ham that made me laugh.<br />
To this day I still comment on crap like that <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/smile.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":)" title=":) (Smile)" /><br />
<br />
Now buy me presents.</div><br /><br /><div align="center"> <br />
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<br />
Visit these artists with very smexeh work!<br />
<br />
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                <author>*markskywalker</author>
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                <title>And I killed a guy with a trident.</title>
                <link>http://markskywalker.deviantart.com/journal/9129582/</link>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 20 Jun 2006 18:06:29 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <div align="center"> <i><b> Words From The Hawesomest Of The Hawesome. </b></i> <br />
<span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/32606636/"><img src="http://ic1.deviantart.com/fs10/i/2006/120/3/a/Nerd_by_LuciousVicious.jpg" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span> <span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/33721903/"><img src="http://ic3.deviantart.com/fs9/i/2006/143/d/2/Captain_Planet_Stamp_by_bonemutant.gif" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span> <span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/31729641/"><img src="http://ic1.deviantart.com/fs10/i/2006/102/1/b/Oh_Noes_Stamp_by_Nharox.gif" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span> <span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/30686603/"><img src="http://ic1.deviantart.com/fs10/i/2006/080/2/f/RAoK___Hug_a_N00B___by_N_One.png" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span> <br />
<a href="http://caddielook.deviantart.com/journal/7239535/"><img src="http://img525.imageshack.us/img525/2323/stamplightbycaddielook6hk.gif" width="99" alt="I use the Force" /></a> <a href="http://caddielook.deviantart.com/journal/7239535/"><img src="http://img525.imageshack.us/img525/1909/stampdarkbycaddielook6wt.gif" width="99" alt="Im With The Dark Side" /></a></div><br /><br /><strong>Mood</strong>: <img style="vertical-align: middle" src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/superman.gif" alt="Superhuman" title="Superhuman" /> Blasé<br /><strong>Listening to</strong>: Ring of Fire<br /><strong>Reading</strong>: Alice's Adventures in Wonderland<br /><strong>Watching</strong>: Trainspotting<br /><br /><div align="center">My study notes amuse me<br />
Upon reading over notes for Art History I find random comments like this<br />
<br />
<b>Pierre Puget, <i>Milo of Crotona</i>, marble, 1671-83, marble (Paris: Louvre)</b> <br />
<i>Great Olympic athlete -> training -> hand stuck in a tree trunk -> lion comes and eats him -> <b>lol.</b></i><br />
<br />
I tend to pass by the important notes and capture the amusing ones.<br />
Perhaps that is why I am a b student. Im sure Im probably a c student by now.<br />
Huzzah!<br />
<br />
I like this quote... "I'm not a vegetarian because I <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/h/heart.gif" width="15" height="13" alt=":heart:" title="Heart" /> animals... I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants..." - A. Whitney Brown.<br />
Gizoogle quote of the day. Whoopee!<br />
<br />
So Chloe moved out today and she managed to rope her parents into cleaning the flat for her Hahaha I dont support making your parents clean up after you, but at least they do a better job cleaning that Chloe tends to do<br />
<br />
Everything looks so<br />
<br />
Sterile.<br />
<br />
And Gone.<br />
<br />
By Friday night, my room will be the only lived in area of the flat, as everything else has to be completely fresh and junk free for the new arrivals. That means I gotta take all the old crap out of the fridge and freezer<br />
<br />
Chloes friend Jimmy upstairs has a European flatmate guy who smells. And its gotten so bad that they are kicking him out of the flat and their apartment has to have a family meeting and work out their issues. Jimmy is a girl by the way. And so is the other flatmate. And they feel uncomfortable around the Euro guy I think its something about him being kind of perverted<br />
<br />
Meanwhile another of my friends met through Riggs, Katie, has a Swedish flatmate (this time a girl) who Katie has NEVER seen showering or with wet hair. Apparently she smells really bad as well What is up with that? <br />
<br />
My flat smells lovely. We all shower regularly. The only issue with smell is that Riggs is hyper-sensitive to strong perfume and she comments that Chloe wears too much. I, however, never really notice the perfume. Not unless Chloes sister is here because she is thoroughly annoying and bathes herself in it. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/letters/=p.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":p" title=":p (Lick)" /><br />
<br />
Anyway. Now Im all alone.<br />
<br />
Watched Walk The Line for the third time, with the American girls in the dungeon. It was my DVD too, but theyre passing it around and its going to random RAs and all over the place. Pft Those people shouldve walked the fifteen minutes to the cinema and seen it on the big screen. Anyway. That sucks. Because now my big group of friends are all leaving <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/frown.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":(" title=":( (Sad)" /> <br />
<br />
Only Elyse is staying. Thats okay Shes pretty funny.<br />
And the only Californian of the bunch.<br />
<br />
My PSYC121 exam was alright. I personally <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/h/heart.gif" width="15" height="13" alt=":heart:" title="Heart" /> exams a... ]]></description>
                <author>*markskywalker</author>
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                <title>I forgot a title D:</title>
                <link>http://markskywalker.deviantart.com/journal/9084004/</link>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 16 Jun 2006 05:33:44 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <div align="center"> <i><b> Words From The Hawesomest Of The Hawesome. </b></i> <br />
<span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/32606636/"><img src="http://ic1.deviantart.com/fs10/i/2006/120/3/a/Nerd_by_LuciousVicious.jpg" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span> <span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/33721903/"><img src="http://ic3.deviantart.com/fs9/i/2006/143/d/2/Captain_Planet_Stamp_by_bonemutant.gif" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span> <span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/31729641/"><img src="http://ic1.deviantart.com/fs10/i/2006/102/1/b/Oh_Noes_Stamp_by_Nharox.gif" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span> <span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/30686603/"><img src="http://ic1.deviantart.com/fs10/i/2006/080/2/f/RAoK___Hug_a_N00B___by_N_One.png" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span> <br />
<a href="http://caddielook.deviantart.com/journal/7239535/"><img src="http://img525.imageshack.us/img525/2323/stamplightbycaddielook6hk.gif" width="99" alt="I use the Force" /></a> <a href="http://caddielook.deviantart.com/journal/7239535/"><img src="http://img525.imageshack.us/img525/1909/stampdarkbycaddielook6wt.gif" width="99" alt="Im With The Dark Side" /></a></div><br /><br /><strong>Mood</strong>: <img style="vertical-align: middle" src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/m/mwahaha.gif" alt="Evil" title="Evil" /> D:<<br /><strong>Listening to</strong>: The Kids aren't alright - Offspring<br /><strong>Reading</strong>: Alice's Adventures in Wonderland<br /><br /><div align="center"><b> Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyy!</b><br />
<br />
They are making a movie out of one of my favourite books...<br />
<br />
<i><b> I, Lucifer</b></i> <br />
<a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0444646/"> I, Lucifer on IMDB </a><br />
<br />
It's like... The Devils version of the bible. His take on what *really* happened etc...<br />
<br />
It's a great book. I enjoyed it. But then again I'm a bad non-god-fearing-half-maybe-quarter-maybe-one-twentieth-christian...<br />
<br />
Ya know, I'm the first to admit that I keep that tiny bit of christianity just so I dont go to hell if there is an afterlife.<br />
<br />
Jesus died for me D:<br />
<br />
Anyway. Awesome book.<br />
<br />
And it stars Ewan McGregor as Declan Gunn, the guy who gets posessed by Lucifer, who just wants a chance to write his side of the story down before all hope is lost...<br />
<br />
<br />
<b>And here's an amusing video... Maybe I just like it because the guy looks like Silent Bob.<br />
Or maybe it's because he mimes and dances.<br />
</b>You will never know.<b><br />
<br />
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFxh75UJcCE"> Kevin Smith lookalike talks about how to be popular on youtube, strips, dances and mimes singing just like all the other emo kids out there... </a><br />
<br />
And just in case you missed it lol... Though how the hell could you??<br />
<br />
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5I0U4P9Imis"> ROLLIN WITH SAGET D:</a><br />
<br />
Righto. </b><br />
<br />
Oh and thanks to Sophie who <strike>was forced to buy</strike> is "voluntarily" buying me this print...<br />
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Hawesome.</div><br /><br /><div align="center"> <b> <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/p/plug.gif" width="40" height="17" alt=":plug:" title="Plug" /> I AM A PLUG <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/p/plug.gif" width="40" height="17" alt=":plug:" title="Plug" /><br />
Go visit my friends. Captain Kirk loves you... He'll give you a <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/c/cookie.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":cookie:" title="Cookie" /><br />
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                <title>Why I hate kids... *RantWarning*</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 15 Jun 2006 21:39:45 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <div align="center"> <i><b> Words From The Hawesomest Of The Hawesome. </b></i> <br />
<span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/32606636/"><img src="http://ic1.deviantart.com/fs10/i/2006/120/3/a/Nerd_by_LuciousVicious.jpg" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span> <span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/33721903/"><img src="http://ic3.deviantart.com/fs9/i/2006/143/d/2/Captain_Planet_Stamp_by_bonemutant.gif" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span> <span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/31729641/"><img src="http://ic1.deviantart.com/fs10/i/2006/102/1/b/Oh_Noes_Stamp_by_Nharox.gif" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span> <span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/30686603/"><img src="http://ic1.deviantart.com/fs10/i/2006/080/2/f/RAoK___Hug_a_N00B___by_N_One.png" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span> <br />
<a href="http://caddielook.deviantart.com/journal/7239535/"><img src="http://img525.imageshack.us/img525/2323/stamplightbycaddielook6hk.gif" width="99" alt="I use the Force" /></a> <a href="http://caddielook.deviantart.com/journal/7239535/"><img src="http://img525.imageshack.us/img525/1909/stampdarkbycaddielook6wt.gif" width="99" alt="Im With The Dark Side" /></a> </div><br /><br /><strong>Mood</strong>: <img style="vertical-align: middle" src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/stab.gif" alt="Homicidal" title="Homicidal" /> D:<br /><strong>Listening to</strong>: The Kids aren't alright - Offspring<br /><strong>Reading</strong>: Alice's Adventures in Wonderland<br /><br /><div align="center"><br />
<br />
OKAY. I deleted my rant. Because it was long and pointless.<br />
<br />
I'll just sum it up <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/biggrin.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":D" title=":D (Big Grin)" /><br />
<br />
<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/bulletred.gif" width="10" height="10" alt=":bulletred:" title="Bullet; Red" /> Kids have made my mother decide to quit her job as a teacher and become a librarian.<br />
<br />
<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/bulletblue.gif" width="10" height="10" alt=":bulletblue:" title="Bullet; Blue" /> Nothing against librarians, but HAX I do not want my mother to be one.<br />
<br />
<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/bulletred.gif" width="10" height="10" alt=":bulletred:" title="Bullet; Red" /> Clevedon is full of snobby-rich-white-country-gossip-whores who can't handle their children being reprimanded for attacking other poor defenseless children.<br />
<br />
<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/bulletblue.gif" width="10" height="10" alt=":bulletblue:" title="Bullet; Blue" /> It's okay. She'll only quit her job -> if she is offered a job as a librarian.<br />
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<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/bulletred.gif" width="10" height="10" alt=":bulletred:" title="Bullet; Red" /> <b>LIBRARIAN!??!!?</b><br />
<br />
<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/bulletblue.gif" width="10" height="10" alt=":bulletblue:" title="Bullet; Blue" /> Bring back corporal punishment.<br />
<br />
<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/bulletred.gif" width="10" height="10" alt=":bulletred:" title="Bullet; Red" /> "Other disciplining methods" Are bullshit.<br />
<br />
<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/bulletblue.gif" width="10" height="10" alt=":bulletblue:" title="Bullet; Blue" /> Stick more tennisballs in kids mouths I say. THat'll teach em.<br />
<br />
<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/bulletred.gif" width="10" height="10" alt=":bulletred:" title="Bullet; Red" /> All hope is lost for those naive souls who think teaching is wonderful and kids are lovely...<br />
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<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/bulletblue.gif" width="10" height="10" alt=":bulletblue:" title="Bullet; Blue" /> Kids are monsters.<br />
<br />
Thats about it.<br />
<br />
I'm gonna go kill some more things on American McGees Alice.<br />
<br />
<b>I'll get you Mad Hatter!!! I'll get you!!!</b><br />
<br />
<b>IN OTHER NEWS...</b><br />
My new flatmates names are like Alyson and Bridget or something...<br />
They move in on the first of July.<br />
I won't be here, which sucks.<br />
<br />
Also, I rearranged my room which is a weird ocd-like habit of mine, I have to rearrange before exams and before I start to feel like I can even pick up my notes to study... AND it looks AWESOME.<br />
Chloe copied me D: She saw mine and changed hers too, even though she's moving out in like three days.<br />
<br />
Riggs is going to the south island on her bum knee by herself <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/biggrin.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":D" title=":D (Big Grin)" /><br />
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AND...<br />
<br />
Oh. I have a final tomorrow and I've spent 6 hours studying so far (I'm g... ]]></description>
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                <title>Illest mother-f**ker in a cardigan sweater</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 12 Jun 2006 23:46:11 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <div align="center"> <i><b> Words From The Hawesomest Of The Hawesome. </b></i> <br />
<span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/32606636/"><img src="http://ic1.deviantart.com/fs10/i/2006/120/3/a/Nerd_by_LuciousVicious.jpg" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span> <span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/33721903/"><img src="http://ic3.deviantart.com/fs9/i/2006/143/d/2/Captain_Planet_Stamp_by_bonemutant.gif" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span> <span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/31729641/"><img src="http://ic1.deviantart.com/fs10/i/2006/102/1/b/Oh_Noes_Stamp_by_Nharox.gif" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span> <span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/30686603/"><img src="http://ic1.deviantart.com/fs10/i/2006/080/2/f/RAoK___Hug_a_N00B___by_N_One.png" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span> <br />
<a href="http://caddielook.deviantart.com/journal/7239535/"><img src="http://img525.imageshack.us/img525/2323/stamplightbycaddielook6hk.gif" width="99" alt="I use the Force" /></a> <a href="http://caddielook.deviantart.com/journal/7239535/"><img src="http://img525.imageshack.us/img525/1909/stampdarkbycaddielook6wt.gif" width="99" alt="Im With The Dark Side" /></a> </div><br /><br /><strong>Mood</strong>: <img style="vertical-align: middle" src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/l/lmao.gif" alt="Laughing" title="Laughing" /> Lawlrus<br /><strong>Listening to</strong>: Rollin With Saget<br /><strong>Watching</strong>: Boondock Saints<br /><br /><div align="center"> <br />
Sorry <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/smile.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":)" title=":) (Smile)" /> This must be my umpteenth edit... Blame it on Riggs who keeps sending me awesome videos to watch...<br />
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<b> FUNNIEST THING EVER TODAY! <br />
<br />
<br />
Jamie Kennedy is becoming a rapper right?<br />
<br />
So who better to hook up with to become the hottest rap star on the block???<br />
<br />
BOB SAGET of course.<br />
<br />
Yes, the guy from Full House.<br />
<br />
Who is hilarious. And really fucking dirty...<br />
<br />
<br />
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5I0U4P9Imis"> ROLLIN WITH SAGET music video by Jamie Kennedy</a><br />
<br />
Watch that. It's brilliant.<br />
<br />
Special appearance by Mister Star Wars himself ! Teh Omg!<br />
<br />
<br />
sooooooooo soooooooooooo funny..... <br />
<br />
<br />
WATCH IT WATCH IT WATCH IT</b><br />
<br />
Goodnight Michelle!<br />
<br />
EDIT. Other funny videos...<br />
<br />
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UjtdQ9JP7h4"> Togs or Undies </a> = A NZ ad teaching people how to wear swimsuits...<br />
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lW8_97Ru9z4"> World Famous In NZ Since Ages Ago </a> = The GREATEST NZ ad EVER! YOU MUST LOVE IT D:<br />
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-16BEHkkL6M"> Where the f***ng hell are ya? </a> = ANnnnnd just a little Australian parody of an ad they made trying to seduce folks into travelling there... The tag line cause a lot of controversy Oh Noes! because it contained the word "Bloody". Where the bloody hell are ya?  anyway... this is a parody... nice and racist. Oh those australians... <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/n/no.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":no:" title="No, I disagree!" /><br />
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<b>SECOND EDIT! DAVID HASSELHOFF. End of story.<br />
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<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3FzdYOUCnwk"> Hooked On A Feeling </a><br />
<br />
You absolutely MUST watch it.<br />
<br />
The WORST bluescreening you'll EVER see... But quite possibly, the FUNNIEST music video ever made.<br />
<br />
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gw3eP2JPFIY"> Jesus singing I Will Survive... Great Ending <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/smile.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":)" title=":) (Smile)" /> </a></b></div><br /><br /><div align="center"> <b> <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/p/plug.gif" width="40" height="17" alt=":plug:" title="Plug" /> I AM A PLUG <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/p/plug.gif" width="40" height="17" alt=":plug:" title="Plug" /> </b><br />
<b><br />
Go visit my friends. Captain Kirk loves you... He'll give you a <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/c/cookie.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":cookie:" title="Cookie" /><br />
<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/g/gallery.gif" width="47" height="26" alt=":gallery:" title="Gallery" /> browse their galleries and be good wee turtles <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/g/gallery.gif" width="47" height="26" alt=":gallery:" title="Gallery" /><br />
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                <title>This isn't where I parked my car...</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 11 Jun 2006 18:41:17 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <div align="center"> <i><b> Words From The Hawesomest Of The Hawesome. </b></i> <br />
<span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/32606636/"><img src="http://ic1.deviantart.com/fs10/i/2006/120/3/a/Nerd_by_LuciousVicious.jpg" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span> <span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/33721903/"><img src="http://ic1.deviantart.com/fs9/i/2006/143/d/2/Captain_Planet_Stamp_by_bonemutant.gif" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span> <span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/31729641/"><img src="http://ic1.deviantart.com/fs10/i/2006/102/1/b/Oh_Noes_Stamp_by_Nharox.gif" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span> <span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/30686603/"><img src="http://ic1.deviantart.com/fs10/i/2006/080/2/f/RAoK___Hug_a_N00B___by_N_One.png" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span> <br />
<a href="http://caddielook.deviantart.com/journal/7239535/"><img src="http://img525.imageshack.us/img525/2323/stamplightbycaddielook6hk.gif" width="99" alt="I use the Force" /></a> <a href="http://caddielook.deviantart.com/journal/7239535/"><img src="http://img525.imageshack.us/img525/1909/stampdarkbycaddielook6wt.gif" width="99" alt="Im With The Dark Side" /></a> </div><br /><br /><strong>Mood</strong>: <img style="vertical-align: middle" src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/c/cow.gif" alt="Moo" title="Moo" /> WtFbbq?<br /><strong>Listening to</strong>: 99Luftballons - Nina<br /><strong>Reading</strong>: "Cooper... Do not hate me..."<br /><strong>Watching</strong>: Boondock Saints<br /><br /><div align="center"><br />
It is raining and wet and cold. And the wind <b>screams</b> at night... And I want to go take photos but the day is so crappy that I assume the photos will be too.<br />
<br />
I should start studying. I have a final on Saturday.<br />
<br />
I <b>STILL</b> suggest you ALL see <b>Boondock Saints</b> as it is teh Hawesome.<br />
BUT if you start liking it more than me, I will cry. Because that always happens <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/frown.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":(" title=":( (Sad)" /> I set you buggers on to something good and then it becomes YOUR new thing and I am selfish so I don't like that.<br />
You know who you are <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/e/evileye.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":evileye:" title="Evil Eye" /><br />
<br />
I just realised I will be in university for eight years <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/fear.gif" width="18" height="18" alt=":fear:" title="Fear" /><br />
<br />
26 when I escape. Meh. That's okay. I plan on living til I'm at least in my nineties.<br />
<br />
Not like <i>that person</i> who is going to kill themselves before they turn forty or something. How very VERY vain. Just coz they don't want to be old... Pft. Not going to <i>your</i> funeral... <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/stab.gif" width="24" height="15" alt=":stab:" title="Stabbed in the gut, just like Jack the Ripper!" /><br />
<br />
Still haven't bought my train ticket. Must ask Glenice for money. As I still owe Riggles $50.<br />
<br />
AND Talena, Tracey... I just had a thought. What if the weather is *really* crap and we get blown away in a hurricane or something <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/biggrin.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":D" title=":D (Big Grin)" /><br />
<br />
Should be fun.<br />
<br />
I have a new avatar <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/biggrin.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":D" title=":D (Big Grin)" /><br />
<br />
Gone is the good old Anakin/Superman/Vadar avvie...<br />
Made by my buddy =<a class="u" href="http://crimson-stains.deviantart.com/">Crimson-Stains</a><br />
<br />
<span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/28212655/"><img src="http://tn1-5.deviantart.com/fs9/100/i/2006/026/a/2/Larger_Version_by_Crimson_Stains.jpg" width="100" height="62" /></a></span></span><br />
<br />
But don't feel bad Talena, I haven't "upgraded" or anything <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/letters/=p.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":p" title=":p (Lick)" /><br />
<br />
I side-graded to something equally as hawesome.<br />
<br />
A Pornobot.<br />
<br />
Yes.<br />
<br />
Pornobot.<br />
<br />
You may have seen them around.<br />
<br />
<a href="http://shadowgamers.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/s/h/shadowgamers.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="shadowgamers" /></a> makes them.<br />
<br />
And they're awesome.<br />
<br />
Seriously... Look at his journal and be mesmerized by the awesome pornobot thrusting...<br />
<br />
Hahahahahaha...<br />
<br />
<b>DONT YOU JUDGE ME D: </b><br />
<br />
Awesome Links of the Day... <a href="http://www.starw... ]]></description>
                <author>*markskywalker</author>
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                <title>How about, I give you the finger...</title>
                <link>http://markskywalker.deviantart.com/journal/9022377/</link>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 09 Jun 2006 20:37:41 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <div align="center"> <i><b> Words From The Hawesomest Of The Hawesome. </b></i> <br />
<span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/32606636/"><img src="http://ic1.deviantart.com/fs10/i/2006/120/3/a/Nerd_by_LuciousVicious.jpg" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span> <span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/33721903/"><img src="http://ic1.deviantart.com/fs9/i/2006/143/d/2/Captain_Planet_Stamp_by_bonemutant.gif" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span> <span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/31729641/"><img src="http://ic1.deviantart.com/fs10/i/2006/102/1/b/Oh_Noes_Stamp_by_Nharox.gif" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span> <span class="shadow-holder"><span class="shadow"><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/30686603/"><img src="http://ic1.deviantart.com/fs10/i/2006/080/2/f/RAoK___Hug_a_N00B___by_N_One.png" width="99" height="56" /></a></span></span> <br />
<a href="http://caddielook.deviantart.com/journal/7239535/"><img src="http://img525.imageshack.us/img525/2323/stamplightbycaddielook6hk.gif" width="99" alt="I use the Force" /></a> <a href="http://caddielook.deviantart.com/journal/7239535/"><img src="http://img525.imageshack.us/img525/1909/stampdarkbycaddielook6wt.gif" width="99" alt="Im With The Dark Side" /></a> </div><br /><br /><strong>Mood</strong>: <img style="vertical-align: middle" src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/a/altermind.gif" alt="Assimilated" title="Assimilated" /> WtFbbq?<br /><strong>Listening to</strong>: We are all on drugs - Weezer<br /><strong>Watching</strong>: Boondock Saints<br /><br /><div align="center"> <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/bulletgreen.gif" width="10" height="10" alt=":bulletgreen:" title="Bullet; Green" /> Dyed my hair. It's dark. Don't recognise myself in reflections D:<br />
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<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/bulletred.gif" width="10" height="10" alt=":bulletred:" title="Bullet; Red" /> Was scammed out of very last ten dollars <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/shakefist.gif" width="24" height="18" alt=":shakefist:" title="CURSE YOU!" /> ... Now I'm hungry D: <br />
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<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/bulletblue.gif" width="10" height="10" alt=":bulletblue:" title="Bullet; Blue" /> Crazy wtfhax happenings today on my walk...<br />
It was like one of those disaster movies... I was walking along the waterfront on my way home, watching the jet-skiiers... And then suddenly <b>KABOOM-sha-waka-waka</b> there is this explosion, the city shakes... The hundreds of seabirds perched on Te Papa are frightened and start squarking and circling above our heads... Everyone stops moving or goes to the edge of the water... Everything is silent. Then KABOOM again, the city shakes... The echoes disturb the birds inside the city and over the cityscape, hundreds of dots rise and flail around. Five minutes of explosions pass and the city is still shaking... No-one can see where the explosions are coming from... You half expect everyone to scream and start running... I look around and realise everyone is gone. I'm the only one out there...<br />
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<b> It was soooooooooooooooo hawesome <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/biggrin.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":D" title=":D (Big Grin)" /> </b><br />
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<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/bulletgreen.gif" width="10" height="10" alt=":bulletgreen:" title="Bullet; Green" /> Jetski races were on today, hundreds of the suckers out in the bay... Was really cool to watch. One guy was playing on his by the bridge, doing stunts and tricks to entertain the folks watching... He would dive it into the air, nose first into the water, fling himself off and reappear at the back. Was pretty sweet.. Then he would jump up in the air and turn himself around so he was facing the wrong way, landing back properly on the moving jetski. So cool. He also did wheelies and spat the water out of the exhausty thing up onto the bridge so it rained down on the spectators.<br />
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<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/bulletred.gif" width="10" height="10" alt=":bulletred:" title="Bullet; Red" /> Rewatched the matrix trilogy the other day... I don't know, lots of people don't like the 2nd and 3rd ones, but I do. It's so crazy religious though... And I love seeing the foreshadowing cryptic sentences appear and all that... Mr Broun was mental for Matrix in 5th form English so that was fun... I know too much about it now.<br />
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<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/bulletblue.gif" width="10" height="10" alt=":bulletblue:" title="Bullet; Blue" /> Still wouldn't take that damn red pill.<br />
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<b>EDIT!</b> Riggs made me watch <b>Boondock Saints</b> tonight down in the dungeon... What a flipping hawesome movie! Man... I really enjoyed it... So funny <img src="http://e.devianta... ]]></description>
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                <title>erm.</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 06 Jun 2006 17:33:05 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <div align="center"> <i><b> Words From The Hawesomest Of The Hawesome. </b></i> </div><br />
<div align="center"> <a href="http://www.deviantart.com/view/32606636/"><img src="http://img205.imageshack.us/img205/5552/nerdbyluciousvicious4nn.jpg" alt="NERD" /></a> <a href="http://www.deviantart.com/view/33721903/"><img src="http://img118.imageshack.us/img118/926/captainplanetstampbybonemutant.gif" alt="I support Captain Planet" /></a>  <a href="http://www.deviantart.com/view/31729641/"><img src="http://img113.imageshack.us/img113/8736/ohnoesstampbynharox3ib.gif" alt="Oh Noes!" /></a> <a href="http://www.deviantart.com/view/30686603/"><img src="http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/492/raokhugan00bbynone4gk.png" alt="Hug A n00b" /></a> <br />
<a href="http://caddielook.deviantart.com/journal/7239535/"><img src="http://img525.imageshack.us/img525/2323/stamplightbycaddielook6hk.gif" width="99" alt="I use the Force" /></a> <a href="http://caddielook.deviantart.com/journal/7239535/"><img src="http://img525.imageshack.us/img525/1909/stampdarkbycaddielook6wt.gif" width="99" alt="Im With The Dark Side" /></a> </div><br /><br /><strong>Mood</strong>: <img style="vertical-align: middle" src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/p/plug.gif" alt="Unplugged" title="Unplugged" /> D:<br /><strong>Listening to</strong>: Can't take my eyes off of you - Frank Sinatra :D<br /><strong>Watching</strong>: Constantine<br /><br /><div align="center"> I <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/h/heart.gif" width="15" height="13" alt=":heart:" title="Heart" /> that song...<br />
<br />
Anyway.<br />
<br />
I'm killing myself with boredom here.<br />
<br />
In news today, we have Riggs being <b>hospitalized</b> coz she raped her knee pretty bad playing on the trapeze at Circus Lessons.<br />
<br />
YES. <b>Circus lessons.</b><br />
<br />
I admire that though, she's making the most of her time in NZ, doing things she wouldn't have time to do back in the States.<br />
<br />
BUT now that she has FUCKED her knee, she can't play rugby anymore which was the reason she came here, and, well really she can't do anything. She has to have lots of "Super Tylenol" and Laughing Gas. Fun Fun <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/biggrin.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":D" title=":D (Big Grin)" /><br />
<br />
Anyway... So that was interesting... Kristof breaking into our flat and ravaging her room looking for the cellphone which was out in the kitchen anyway; and simply saying "she's in hospital", that's all.<br />
<br />
Lol but she came home last night on crutches, a leg brace and all that... Is really upset that she can't play rugby or anything... And just now she should be getting on a bus to go to Napier. By herself. For three days. Hope she doesn't fuck herself over anymore. She's really been in the wars lol. Comes home so often with big black eyes from Rugby. It's funny that her boyfriend is a big Samoan bouncer. People keep asking if he beats her up.<br />
<br />
hahahaha<br />
<br />
ANYWAY.<br />
<br />
I was walking up to the video store to return a couple of DVDs and I walk through the beehive (NZ's version of the White House <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/biggrin.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":D" title=":D (Big Grin)" />) to get there... ANd there standing on the steps posing for a photo is a little class of high school students.<br />
<br />
It FREAKED me out... Because their uniform is EXACTLY the same as ours was at Papakura High, and I was like <b>WTFBBQ</b> is that MY school???<br />
<br />
So I stared a lot... ANd then I dropped off my DVDs up the hill and started walking back... It just so happened that they walked past me. So it WASNT PHS... i don't think. Because their logos on the jerseys had little or no red in it. So unless PHS has changed their logo, then it can't have been them... but yeah... I was like WAHEY what are the odds?? Too bad though. Woulda made a way better story if they had been the new seventh formers of Papakura.<br />
<br />
So... What else?<br />
<br />
<b>Pirate night. ARRR!!!</b> <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/a/ahoy.gif" width="31" height="19" alt=":ahoy:" title="Ahooooy Matey!" /><br />
<br />
Everyone has to dress up like pirates, talk like pirates, go watch Curse of The Black Pearl in the common room and then go to the movie theatre dressed as pirates to watch the new Pirates movie when it comes out... <br />
<br />
Sounds ARRRRSOME.<br />
<br />
Savvy?<br />
<br />
Hmm... On the twenty-fourth I shall officially be <b>flatmateless</b>.<br />
<br />
I'm planning on going home on the 25th. So when I get back I should hopefully have new ones.<br />
<br />
Stewart let something slip today about how two girls are thinking of moving in here from other rooms... Maybe. He was hazy on the details but he thought that might have been the case.<br />
<br />
I dunno about that.<br />
<br />
God. Those <b>beasts</b> across the hall.<br />
<br />
They're girls! Girls who dres... ]]></description>
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                <title>Once you lose your aglet the lace becomes frizzled</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 31 May 2006 23:25:28 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <div align="center"> <i><b> Words From The Hawesomest Of The Hawesome. </b></i> </div><br />
<div align="center"> <a href="http://www.deviantart.com/view/32606636/"><img src="http://img205.imageshack.us/img205/5552/nerdbyluciousvicious4nn.jpg" alt="NERD" /></a> <a href="http://www.deviantart.com/view/33721903/"><img src="http://img118.imageshack.us/img118/926/captainplanetstampbybonemutant.gif" alt="I support Captain Planet" /></a>  <a href="http://www.deviantart.com/view/31729641/"><img src="http://img113.imageshack.us/img113/8736/ohnoesstampbynharox3ib.gif" alt="Oh Noes!" /></a> <a href="http://www.deviantart.com/view/30686603/"><img src="http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/492/raokhugan00bbynone4gk.png" alt="Hug A n00b" /></a> <br />
<a href="http://caddielook.deviantart.com/journal/7239535/"><img src="http://img525.imageshack.us/img525/2323/stamplightbycaddielook6hk.gif" width="99" alt="I use the Force" /></a> <a href="http://caddielook.deviantart.com/journal/7239535/"><img src="http://img525.imageshack.us/img525/1909/stampdarkbycaddielook6wt.gif" width="99" alt="Im With The Dark Side" /></a> </div><br /><br /><strong>Mood</strong>: <img style="vertical-align: middle" src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/p/plug.gif" alt="Unplugged" title="Unplugged" /> Amped<br /><strong>Listening to</strong>: Scotty Doesn't Know - Lustra<br /><strong>Reading</strong>: As long as it isn't ancient and greek I don't care<br /><strong>Watching</strong>: Eurotrip<br /><br /><div align="center">Oh God another journal... I know that's what you're thinking <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/smile.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":)" title=":) (Smile)" /><br />
<br />
But I have come with a sigh.<br />
<br />
<br />
*sigh*<br />
<br />
<br />
It's official.<br />
Chloe's moving home in the holidays.<br />
Riggs is going home on the 24th of June.<br />
<br />
<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/sing.gif" width="29" height="20" alt=":sing:" title="Singing" /> <b><i>Allllll byyyyyy myyyyyy-sellllf..... Don't wanna be! alllllll byyyyy myyyyyselllf!!!</i></b><br />
<br />
Anyway. Her goal in life is to travel the world and buy jewellery; bring it back to NZ and set up a jewellery shop where she sells it. She just doesn't want to be at University anymore. Full stop.<br />
<br />
No Flatmates for me <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/frown.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":(" title=":( (Sad)" /><br />
<br />
<br />
And I bet I get new ones that SUCK.<br />
<br />
Damn.<br />
<br />
I reckon the reason I'm not homesick or missing my mates that much is because I had brilliant flatmates who make this place feel like home.<br />
<br />
Oh I bet I get all emo next semester when everything in the world will seem so sucky <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/biggrin.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":D" title=":D (Big Grin)" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/biggrin.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":D" title=":D (Big Grin)" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/biggrin.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":D" title=":D (Big Grin)" /><br />
<br />
As long as I stay away from the black hair dye I should be fine.<br />
<br />
You know what's worse? Chloe brought all the awesome appliances with her. LOL. LIke the mini-oven, the three non-stick teflon pan thingys, the wok, the cafe toasted sandwich maker and more... NOOOOOOOO!!! She's going to take it all away! D:<br />
<br />
Man. I really hope my new flatmates can speak english. Not in a racist way. It's just that I like to talk. And if they can't understand me it's gonna piss me off. Also I inherited this thing from my dad, where everytime I talk to someone with a different language or accent I start mimicking them. It's soooo horrible. And I don't do it purposely. It used to piss me off when my dad would start speaking Asian when talking to friends parents. Omg.<br />
<br />
Okay. Enough complaining.<br />
<br />
Next item of business is my first Uni exam has been and gone.<br />
<br />
Alright it was only the end of course final, I don't have an exam for Classics, but it was LIKE an exam and my brain and it did not want to play nicely. I didn't start studying till two hours before hand. Er... I'm an idiot. But I went in there... I bullshitted some answers on Medea and greek Gods. ANd then I ran out without rereading my answer. Best to leave thinking you did good <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/letters/=p.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":p" title=":p (Lick)" /><br />
<br />
AND my FINAL Psychology121 class was two hours later.<br />
Went in there, my three fave lecturers (all men funnily enough) Marc, Dave and John were inside and made us fill in little evaluation thingys.<br />
Then Dave pointed out that Marc telling us if we pass 121 we can apply for 221 this year, is self promotion and three guys began arguing over whether that's ethical considering Dr Marc is head of 221.<br />
Ten minutes later John gave us th... ]]></description>
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                <title>Jake. Jake the Muss. PLUS ANOTHER.</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 29 May 2006 22:53:25 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <div align="center"> <i><b> Words From The Hawesomest Of The Hawesome. </b></i> </div><br /><br /><strong>Mood</strong>: <img style="vertical-align: middle" src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/j/jark.gif" alt="Yellow Alien!" title="Yellow Alien!" /> bored.<br /><strong>Listening to</strong>: Animal Bar - RHCP<br /><strong>Watching</strong>: ... X3 still.<br /><br /><b>OH NOES ANOTHER JOURNAL!</b><br />
I like surveys. Its a compulsion. Census time is yay time for me.<br />
<br />
1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.<br />
<i>Airman Thompson posesses outstanding talent in writing. He has</i><br />
<br />
2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can.<br />
And? touch something?  Sheets. Drying.<br />
<br />
3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?<br />
Fox and Friends News... WEEKEND EDITION!<br />
<br />
4. Without looking, guess what time is it?<br />
1.10pm<br />
<br />
5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?<br />
oooh. 1.16<br />
<br />
6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?<br />
Aurora - Foo Fighters. Now Breaking All The Rules - Peter Frampton<br />
<br />
7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?<br />
Yesterday evening. Grocery shopping <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/smile.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":)" title=":) (Smile)" /><br />
<br />
8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?<br />
... A journal. Before that - my eyelids. I was asleep.<br />
<br />
9. What are you wearing?<br />
NZ Music Month teeshirt and pajama pants<br />
<br />
10. Did you dream last night?<br />
Aw. No... NOt that I can remember.<br />
<br />
11. When did you last laugh?<br />
Hmm... Probably while watching Fox and Friends last night. Or maybe during Once Were Warriors. Before that it was because of my dad complaining about the rugby. mY team won! my team lost too <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/frown.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":(" title=":( (Sad)" /><br />
<br />
12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?<br />
Posters. Wall calendars. Letters from friends. Photos. Paint.<br />
<br />
13. Seen anything weird lately?<br />
No. Which in itself is weird. Although I do ALWAYS mistake Kingston for Klingon.<br />
<br />
14. What do you think of this quiz?<br />
It's alright.<br />
<br />
15. What is the last film you saw?<br />
Hmm... At the movies - Da Vinci Code. On TV - Once Were Warriors and on Dvd - School of Rock <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/smile.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":)" title=":) (Smile)" /><br />
<br />
16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?<br />
A house for mum, a house for my dad, a nice big fishing boat for my brother and all the car parts that my other brother desires. Then I would move to Portugal and never come back rahahaha. Or buy that island I've always wanted.<br />
<br />
17. Tell me something about you that I don't know.<br />
I have hyper-extensive toes <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/smile.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":)" title=":) (Smile)" /> creepy.<br />
<br />
18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?<br />
Kill people who tag on peoples property. Graffiti artists on the other hand, are welcomed with open arms. But taggers can die and go to hell.<br />
<br />
19. Do you like to dance?<br />
Yes. Yes I do. But only when I'm alone or really hyperactive. And it has to be disco. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/biggrin.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":D" title=":D (Big Grin)" /> just kidding. robot dancing is awesome.<br />
<br />
20. George Bush:<br />
Delivered a really long speech last night on President Truman, the cold war, the democracy hes brought to the middle east and the graduates of west... something. First time I've heard a bush speech in its entirety. He made jokes.<br />
<br />
21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?<br />
James. bwahahaha<br />
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22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?<br />
James. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/a/aww.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":aww:" title="Aww" /><br />
<br />
23. Would you ever consider living abroad?<br />
Absolutely. Portugal, Italy, Greece, France (maybe not right now), Ireland, Scotland, England, America and some other places all sound good. For a little while only. I love NZ. Maybe just visiting. Although I could put my psychology to good use in America. ANd be paid lots. <br />
<br />
24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?<br />
Don't worry, this isn't a mistake.<br />
<br />
25. 4 people who must also do this meme in THEIR journal:<br />
<br />
Please yourself. Pretend I tagged YOU.<br />
<br />
<b>EDITSKYS NNNNEEEW QUIZ which I stole <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/p/paranoid.gif" width="23" height="15" alt=":paranoid:" title="They're all out... ]]></description>
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                <title>Keep it up! I'll spray you in the face b*tch!</title>
                <link>http://markskywalker.deviantart.com/journal/8880849/</link>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 26 May 2006 06:28:28 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <div align="center"> <i><b> Words From The Hawesomest Of The Hawesome. </b></i> </div><br /><br /><strong>Mood</strong>: <img style="vertical-align: middle" src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/y/yoda.gif" alt="Smart" title="Smart" /> Rawr<br /><strong>Listening to</strong>: Its a long way to the top if you want to rocknroll<br /><strong>Watching</strong>: X-Men 3: The Last Stand<br /><br />Lol. So that quote....<br />
It's from X3<br />
<br />
And it was pretty funny.<br />
Har har har...<br />
<br />
Had a movie day today.<br />
But first I went for a lovely nice long walk around the waterfront... Round to Oriental Bay. Walked in the sand. Got sand in my chucks.<br />
NYAOgh.<br />
Irritated some more seagulls...<br />
Took photos of random people... Random things...<br />
<br />
THen I met Riggles at the theatre and we went to watch X-men 3: The Last Stand which was pretty good I suppose. See I'm not a die hard fan of X-Men... So the movies don't let me down. I don't read the comics... I just like the storyline and the characters. I <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/h/heart.gif" width="15" height="13" alt=":heart:" title="Heart" /> Wolverine/Logan. Just coz Hugh Jackman is the man. And he's a wolf. Erine.<br />
<br />
Heh. But yeah, I thought X3 was good. Riggs is a diehard fan of the comics and she thought it was great so I guess it wasn't a let down. There were some really good bits... Some really sad bits <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/t/tears.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":tears:" title="Tears" /> lol and then some REALLY cliche bits which were like Aw come on guys... But yeah. I liked it.<br />
<br />
I hate Jean Grey though. Always have. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/stab.gif" width="24" height="15" alt=":stab:" title="Stabbed in the gut, just like Jack the Ripper!" /><br />
Rogue was a bit of a noob in this one too. But yeah...<br />
I felt sorry for Magneto <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/frown.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":(" title=":( (Sad)" /> Hope I didn't ruin it for you now Bwahahaha.<br />
OH!!!! and if you see it... YOU HAVE TO STAY TILL THE <b>END</b>!!!11 Alright? Till the end.<br />
<br />
Then about twenty minutes later we went to see The Da Vinci Code which I liked because I really enjoyed the book and Tom Hanks is my faveizzle actor of all time. I suppose Audrey Tatou was pretty good... Ian McKellen was pretty hawse too <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/smile.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":)" title=":) (Smile)" /><br />
Oh and Paul Bettany as the monk... Lol. Riggs was majorly creeped out by his albino-ness.<br />
I think the movie would have been MUCH more fantastic though if I HADNT read the book. Even though it's been like a year since I read it, I still knew everything that was going to happen so it wasn't so intense... I think it would be awesome if you just went to the movie with no prior knowledge of the book or the story.<br />
<br />
So then it was like 8pm. and we'd been at the movie theatre for 6 hours.<br />
<br />
We walked home, ran into Amy and Melissa while we were in Subway...<br />
Riggs went off to drink on the side of Mt Vic with "her gays" as she calls them. UniQ = the club?association thingy for 'queer' students. And Riggs hangs out with them because they drink alot lol.<br />
SOoooo I went with Melissa and Amy down to the basement o0o0o0o0oo to this crazy little dvd lounge that NO ONE knows about with couches and all this... <br />
<br />
After watching two movies in a row, I end up watching Basic with the american guys from my floor = Rob and Dave (or Tubesock guy as I call him) and the girls.<br />
Rob and Dave are funny. THey were like best mates back in america, joined the rugby program that riggs and amy are on and came to new zealand together, so they can share an apartment and live together... lol but yeah theyre pretty cool. Dave is officially tubesock guy since we found pictures of him on the internet wearing nothing but a sock. Lol.<br />
<br />
Basic was pretty good I suppose. I hadn't seen it... ANd it was like... fucked up. Melissa and I were like... "What?"<br />
Yeah weird ending. Pretty cool really.<br />
Samuel L. Jackson hahaha. MOTHERF*CKN! the only movie he doesnt say that in is star wars... Which he regrets.... I read somewhere.<br />
<br />
THEN after watching a bit of family guy, the boys buggered off to watch Terminator 3 and Oceans 12 respectively; me, mel and amy decided to watch school of rock.<br />
<br />
Riggs came in somewhere along the way - complaining about the movie.<br />
<br />
But she got shot down.<br />
<br />
YOU'RE TACKY AND I HATE YOU.<br />
<br />
This journal really has no point.<br />
<br />
Other than to say I had a great day. Doing absolutely Jack Ship.<br />
<br />
Oh yeah and I'm thinking of dying my hair dark... Brunettey... Lol. I don't know...<br />
What do you think?<br />
<br />
Chloe got a tattoo today. Well we assume she did.... ]]></description>
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                <title>Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 23 May 2006 21:32:13 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <div align="center"> <i><b> Words From The Hawesomest Of The Hawesome. </b></i> </div><br /><br /><strong>Mood</strong>: <img style="vertical-align: middle" src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/blankstare.gif" alt="Blank" title="Blank" /> MEh<br /><strong>Listening to</strong>: Stadium Arcadium<br /><strong>Watching</strong>: My Own Private Idaho<br /><br />Had a bad case of procrastination yesterday.<br />
<br />
My last assignment of the semester is due in an hour. It's okay. I handed it in earlier. But I was up till four in the morning writing it.<br />
<br />
Oedipus the King. Evil. It took so much willpower to sit down and write an essay on it.<br />
<br />
Even dragged Riggs and Chloe into my procrastination.<br />
<br />
Initiated a chat about when we're going to go and see the Da Vinci Code this week. Ended up talking until one am in the lounge. <br />
<br />
And RA from a different floor even came and shut our door because we were apparently talking too loud <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/biggrin.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":D" title=":D (Big Grin)" /><br />
<br />
Did she not hear the minute long burping coming from the flat across the hallway? We are never loud. Pft.<br />
<br />
Finally Chloe and Riggs forced me to go and do my essay. Urgh.<br />
<br />
First year psychology students have to complete 4hrs of compulsory IPRP experiments in order to pass the course. I still had .5 of an hour to go.<br />
<br />
My last IPRP was supposed to be at 9.45am.<br />
<br />
I woke up at 10.<br />
<br />
If you miss an appointments they add another .5 onto your requirements. Which meant I now needed an hour credit.<br />
<br />
If you miss TWO appointments they add <b> FIVE HOURS </b> onto your thingy. Effectively making 9 hours of experiment participation.<br />
<br />
Luckily this was my first penalty.<br />
<br />
Had to have an Art History tutorial at Te Papa National Museum at 12. So ran down there. Had an hour to wait. Decided to take photos.<br />
<br />
Why am I such a seagull whore now? I see a bird and I take photos of it.<br />
<br />
Weird.<br />
<br />
Took some nice shots though. I think anyway. The harbour was all misty and morning like. Took some photos of strangers too.<br />
<br />
I love street photography.<br />
<br />
After my tutorial I made sure I wasn't going to be late for my substitute appointment. With Dr Marc. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/biggrin.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":D" title=":D (Big Grin)" /><br />
<br />
So I took a taxi.<br />
<br />
His name wasn't Maxi.<br />
<br />
It was Bob161 or something.<br />
<br />
Nice old man. We chatted about lots of things. About taxi drivers being better than psychiatrists or psychologists. Cheaper too. About why its great to be a taxi driver... <br />
<br />
He thought it was interesting that my parents are divorced but still live together.<br />
<br />
A lot of people do.<br />
<br />
Told him I was born in the Waiarapa. And that I came from Auckland back down.<br />
<br />
He said that was a good idea.<br />
<br />
Wellington is great.<br />
<br />
Handed in my Classics essay.<br />
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Will probably fail. Meh.<br />
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Dr Marc came and chatted with me before the experiment. He's the man.<br />
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His survey was on individualism and collectivism. Cultural aspects. Honesty over niceties. <br />
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Heh.<br />
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Nice ties.<br />
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Saw some nice ties today.<br />
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Walked home. Made a detour.<br />
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Ended up at the CD/DVD store.<br />
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Bought Eurotrip uncut and My Own Private Idaho.<br />
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Getting RHCP Stadium Arcadium limited edition box set tomorrow. Will set me back $70 but whatever. It has marbles.<br />
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In case you're wondering why my journals are long and rambling... It's because I've always had a thing for writing. Or maybe its a thing for talking.<br />
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Whether it be novels, short stories, essays or columns... I get really into them. I write whatever comes to mind. Train of thought writing.<br />
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I think of journal entries as I walk home.<br />
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What else am I going to do for 20 minutes?<br />
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They run like this too. Inside my head.<br />
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I talk to myself. In my own little world. And I even edit and correct my talking inside my head as well. <br />
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Kind of weird.<br />
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Sure I'm not as weird as some people though.<br />
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I've got a strange thing about personal space.<br />
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I can't hack people standing behind me. And being really close.<br />
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It freaks the fuck out of me.<br />
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Like yesterday. Two instances.<br />
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This creepy little Asian guy who I think may have some kind of abnormality or something because he's always doing these really schizophrenic movements. I see him sometimes.<br />
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No.<br />
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He sees me.<br />
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This comes up behind me sometimes and stands really close.<br />
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And I get nervous and step away. He foll... ]]></description>
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                <title>Everything but the little fishies!</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 19 May 2006 16:33:47 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Two cookies if you can guess what movie that's from... <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/m/mwahaha.gif" width="29" height="15" alt=":evillaugh:" title="EVIL Laughter!" /><br />
<b>EDIT: you all suck. It's from E.T.</b><br />
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Unexpectedly went to the Hurricanes Semi Final against the Waratahs last night...<br />
Riggs bought Alex a ticket for his birthday, he texts her as soon as she gets out of the post office saying "guess what? i just got a ticket to the game" so she was all annoyed and forced him to have HER ticket. He couldn't find anyone to buy it and so they convinced me to go, like an hour before kick off.<br />
Worsts seats imaginable though <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/biggrin.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":D" title=":D (Big Grin)" /> lol well not <i>the</i> worst seats. But I was surrounded by all the families and kids. The cheap seats basically.<br />
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I can't stand booing.<br />
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Have some sportsmanship!!!!<br />
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Fecking Wellingtonians. They booed EVERYtime the waratahs had the ball, and even when the reserves were warming up in front of our section. I hate that. So I clapped for them every time they scored <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/biggrin.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":D" title=":D (Big Grin)" /><br />
What I do like is when one person stands up to the mass. hahaha. <br />
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<b>~~~~~</b><br />
<i> Hurricanes *stamp stamp stamp* Hurricanes *stamp stamp stamp* and so on - THE WHOOOLE STADIUM<br />
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*DRAMATIC SILENCE*<br />
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WARATAHS!!! DO DO DO!!! WARATAHS!!! </i><br />
<b>~~~~~</b><br />
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this one little tah fan a few rows behind is standing up in all his colours yelling his cheer out in a sea of yellow. Lawl. I love fans like that.<br />
I also like parents being shot down by savvy kids.<br />
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<b>~~~~~</b><br />
<i> *bitch whine moan bitch whine moan complain eat chip bitch whine moan* - Guy behind me - *put on stupid imbecile voice* "Oooh point me to the try line... I'm a hurricane..." or whatever...<br />
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"I don't see <b>YOUR</b> team <b>anywhere near</b> the semi finals Dad." - little kid.</i><br />
<b>~~~~~</b><br />
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Fairies too. There was a whole row of fairies in front of me. Teenage boys dressed as fairies complete with pink fairy wings, golden tiaras, and yellow rubbish sacks tied around their necks. Everytime the music played... They danced.  Oh how they danced... <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/biggrin.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":D" title=":D (Big Grin)" /><br />
I noticed that in stadiums when people are 'dancing' they put their arms in the air and make fists; but with the pointer finger up in the air. WtF? Is that "dancing"?<br />
Also... When someone screws up a pretty "easy" try... The ENTIRE crowd groans and pushes back into the seat; clutching their faces and looking away. It is AMAZING to watch an entire packed full to the brim stadium move simultaneously.<br />
I love mexican waves too. The best one last night got around three quarters of the stadium. It started beside us so, we weren't the let downs.<br />
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Sports games are a great place for people watching.<br />
I am definitely a people watcher.<br />
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Anyways, afterwards... Riggs, Amy, Alex and I went to the Occidental to find Melissa and Vicki. But they hadn't arrived yet so we went to the Loaded Hog, presumably to find them there... Or thats what I thought anyway.<br />
That was lol. Every person there was one of those typical drunk, middle class, businessman, psyched because of the game... kind of people. ESPECIALLY this one guy who was just HAMMERED. And he was swaying around kind of like people who think they are aeroplanes... ANd he's holding his drink and sloshing it around, singing the songs >>> Omg! they played the BEST songs there <<< but anyway he had just smashed a wine glass without knowing it, kept walking into the kitchen area only to walk back out before anyone saw him; and then he CAUGHT us. we were watching him in hysteric fits of laughter. SO he picks up a drink and walks over with the glass out to us. It was just me and Amy so we were like wtf... and turned away dying of laughter. Finally he got the picture and went away.<br />
Alex knew the manager so all night we had free drinks <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/smile.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":)" title=":) (Smile)" /> which was great because I only had four dollars to my name at the time... So there we were drinking up and singing to the awesome music; being harassed by the drunk guy who kept putting his arms around our shoulders and swaying us to the music with him... Then some other random guy came up, put his arms around mine and Amy's shoulders and proceeded to grind with my hip. Hahaa ew... I was like WTf?! turned around and saw that it was Michael, one of the irish guys we met on amy's 21st.<br />
so i found out that we were only there because the irish guys had texted,... ]]></description>
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