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~masochist — Thu, 15 Dec 2005 23:27:51 PST

I have recently come up with a few ideas for many diffrent artistic forms, some of which some ideas and works some of you may be familiar with,

Writing; the "cynasism series", hopefully a series consisting of 24+ ideas of things i take a disliking to, the first of which is written, the second is planned, and the last part is half written. I would love people to add ideas so it isnt just a 24 part series-So if you have any ideas for the writting send em in, and i'll write them for you, as long as its not something i love.

Photography- I have thought up some strange bazzar ideas which i cant wait to shoot, but it may take a very long time sadly, they are all sureal pieces consisting of 3 or more images inter colated together to create some crazy ideas! i love how old habbits still linger on in our minds! WOOT!

Moving on going to see epicure later tonight CANT WAIT- dragging braidy along, going to get him absolutely destroyed, because i have only seen him plastered once, and that was freaking funny

Schoolies........SLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

~masochist — Sun, 27 Nov 2005 21:13:29 PST

Schoolies two-thousand and five,

Well I just got back from the lovely Toolie filled land of Torquay.. and basically it was everything I pretty much expected, macking with some friends which was awesome because if it was like anything what I have been hearing about the Gold Coast I probably wouldnt have gonecant stand drunken masses, even though I did become one of the mass on two occasions.

Bludged with the almighty ~braidy and ~scoota269 and another friend in Anglesea for a few days, and met up with some other friends all the nights I was there. I broke a record which stood for just over 6 months..but my liver still hasnt forgiven me for it. I can never drink OYZO again.

Rocked around to Torquay on the third day and met up with the excentric Waddle and Gibbon and a few other mates and we basically lied to get into a caravan park. Payed 50 bucks to go to this party in the middle of no where which was pretty shitty but I certainly made the 50 dollars back in free grog ( they were running around with super soakers full of cocktails and spirits) and a few other goodies. So I left the party in true rock and roll fashion- head out of a bus window except for when I saw a cop car.

After that we made friends a group of WA leavers, who were shit loads of fun. We partied with them for the last 3 nights and last night was the most awesome night, not many things (other than the Wolfmother gig) could compete to that night.

So now I am unwinding and shedding my skin (got horribly sunburnt) and feeling ashamed at the bluey markings I got from falling asleep on the beach one dayouch.

So thats been my week as far as I can remember and can be bothered in indulging.

Bye

Ladies, Gentlemen, Fellow Deviants of undisclosed

~masochist — Mon, 14 Nov 2005 21:58:03 PST

Ladies, Gentlemen, Fellow Deviants of undisclosed Gender

Today you will witness History..no not really, Im just having fun.

News;
Saw the almighty WOLFMOTHER Sunday eve, a magnificent extravaganza of sweat, smelly 20 something year olds, beers stain, eye gouging, and pure showmanship which has left me with my question my mental state after seeing a snake dancing on a amp. I can only sum-up the show in a few words, the orgasmic climax of my year.

Been absolutely taken over by Bob Dylan, for a second time. Been listening to all his albums chronologically, and now-I am a proud owner of the Marin Scorsese Documentary No Direction Home; Bob Dylan and the soundtrack to the documentary, thank you very much boys, two very cool, birthday present.Its beats lasts years gift which gave birth to may alter egos..............which lead to me dreaming of
The Documentary scores a concrete -out of 5.
And the Soundtrack scores a cheeky -out of 5.

A must buy for anyone who likes Bob Dylan even remotely.and if youre a huge Dylan fan and you dont own itGO, GO NOW, buy it, your will be amazed!

Moving on,
Absinthe is a unholy drink in which makes you attempt to hurdle 2.5 metre fences and hurt your head.. so you decide handstand flip over it insteadback hurt still only to find out there was actually gate less than a metre away which was actually ajar.

God is an unholy bastard, who has a perverted sense of humour*shakes fist* as I was saying to an acquaintance of the other night, if there is a god, he must being pissing himself laughing, with the whole romance love thing saying, these fucking stupid humans, cant take a page from all the other animals, fighting for dominance and mating and none of this searching for the one stuff.dumb shits.

News, Hunter S Thompson is a God.

~masochist — Thu, 13 Oct 2005 05:31:38 PDT

Hi all, thought it was about time did something to break the monotony.

News: Schools about to wind up, which means exams which I am going to look forward to like a prostate check. Read a letter from the headmaster at my school, he should really be a politician. Anyone who can right a two page letter and collectively say fuck all is almost set for a political path.

One of my favourite bands (Wolfmother) are playing in town on the 13th of Nov, cant fucking wait. Their new single Minds Eye is pretty fucking awesome too. There is an awesome solo in the middle of the song on one of those country church organs things.

Been completely taken over by the works of Hunter S Thompson, and also been pissing myself at his antics.

Selected Hunter S Thompson Quotes
"I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me."

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

Maybe there is no Heaven. Or maybe this is all pure gibberish a product of the demented imagination of a lazy drunken hillbilly with a heart full of hate who has found a way to live out where the real winds blow to sleep late, have fun, get wild, drink whisky, and drive fast on empty streets with nothing in mind except falling in love and not getting arrested....
Let the good times roll.

It is all well and good for children and acid freaks to still believe in Santa Claus but it is still a profoundly morbid day for us working professionals. It is unsettling to know that one out of every twenty people you meet on Xmas will be dead this time next year....Some people can accept this, and some can't. That is why God made whiskey, and also why Wild Turkey comes in $300 shaped canisters during most of the Christmas season."
"Fear and Loathing in Elko" Rolling Stone (23 January 1992)

Q: But speaking of rules, you've been arrested dozens of times in your life. Specific incidents aside, what's common to these run-ins? Where do you stand vis-à-vis the law?
A: "Goddammit. Yeah, I have. First, there's a huge difference between being arrested and being guilty. Second, see, the law changes and I don't. How I stand vis-à-vis the law at any given moment depends on the law. The law can change from state to state, from nation to nation, from city to city. I guess I have to go by a higher law. How's that? Yeah, I consider myself a road man for the lords of karma."
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Exploding Raphaelesque Head-Salvador Dali

~masochist — Sat, 30 Apr 2005 19:57:55 PDT

Mood: Cynical
Listening to: "Ticklish"-At the Drive In
Reading: Chuck Palahniuk-"Fight Club"
Watching: David Fincher-"Fight Club"

This is potentially the greatest artwork done by Dali, my favourite painting. Um the image dosent do it justice so go to google and try and find a better qualitiy one.

Devious Journal Entry

~masochist — Thu, 28 Apr 2005 05:49:24 PDT

Mood; and all at the same fucking time,

Not a good, night, week or month for that matter,
Kinda pissed off at a few things that arent making sense right now and FUCK!

Funny Coincidence

~masochist — Wed, 20 Apr 2005 01:36:09 PDT

Ahh funny, funny shit happening today people

Not many of you would be aware of this, Today is Hitlers Birthday, not so funny butthe new pope was elected today, AND he was in the Hitler Youth, I think its a rather amusing coincidence..or is it

It appears to be a good day for Facists

BORED

~masochist — Sat, 16 Apr 2005 06:52:17 PDT

Listening to;Sparta-Glasshouse Tarot
Quote;"Our great war is a spiritual war. Our great depression is our lives." -Tyler
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News;
Went out last night to see a few bands play in town, at a place called Granary Lane. It was bloody good, except for the first and third bands to play, they werent very good. Lunar Theory, Paper House and Burning Flag, were the bands that played exceptionally well. The crowd kinda sucked though, it was mostly all these early teens who left early or these Goth wannabes, who just sat in the corners and just talked. Afterwards a whole group of us from school ended up going back to the drummer of Paper Houses (Lachlan) place and just chilled there. We ended up buying something like $108 of beer, and 3 packs smokes(such a bad idea) which were smoked through buy the morning.

What else is happening, Holidays are pretty fucking boring, kinda sucks. I am bored now so, the end result is you reading this shit..
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Sparta-"Glasshouse Tarot" from the Glasshouse Tarot

I don't snap on like you want me to
because it still hurts my eyes when they turn red
I sit down, rode all the way next to my heart
it beats to the time too close to your truth

Yeah the tarot broke, open the glasshouse
so this might just be the saddest day I've ever known
Yeah the tarot broke, open the glasshouse
and this might just be the saddest day I've ever known

My arms are tied behind disease
I'll probably be gone the next time too
in a corner in a shadow I sit self-obsessesed
too busy, too important to say goodbye

Yeah the tarot broke, open the glasshouse
so this might just be the saddest day I've ever known
Yeah the tarot broke, open the glasshouse
and this might just be the saddest day I've ever known

This regret, it kills you'll never forget
take the time this time to say your goodbyes

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~masochist — Wed, 13 Apr 2005 08:14:58 PDT

Sparta - Taxi

we drink
from the same glass
we share
the same past
a time
long ago
you told me
that i should know

its hard
no matter what you do
my guard
was always up for you

the job
is never done
a kiss
just for fun
the flood waters
are they gone?
our blood brothers
are they strong?

its hard
no matter what you do
my guard
was always up for you

ill swing
you underneath
between
the grip of your teeth

its hard
no matter what you do
my guard
was always up for you

its hard
no matter what you do
my guard
was always up for you

Your Fucked Up, Hes Fucked Up, Hell Lets all Get F

~masochist — Tue, 05 Apr 2005 00:51:40 PDT

Everyones having a tearing lately, not trying to be harsh, but. WHY DO YOU GIVE A FUCK, so what if X is giving Y a hard time and your Z the mediator, their problem let them punch it out and its releases a lot of that tension. So what if your X is giving your shit and a group Y is thinking youre an arsehole, ignore the bastards, Its none of their fucking Business, tell them to go piss on an electric fence and then ignore the little bastards.

And finally so what if I have been giving you shit, I am one person, no one ever takes my opinions to account so why should you, Im an arsehole I admit to it, but more often then not I hold back on my views on people. I had my bitching session at you, its over, I wont bite anymore.

So I am putting it into a few simple rules;

1: DONT GIVE A FUCK
2: IGNORE THE BASTARDS

And if your wonder what the swearing total in this one is,9 rather tame actually

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~masochist — Sat, 26 Mar 2005 04:31:56 PST

Mood:
Listening/Watching : At the Drive In-Pattern Against the User
(Live @ BDO, Sydney 2001, being performed
on a Wiggles Stage)
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Pattern Against the User

the proposition
handcuffed to the park bence
hypodermic people poking
fun at the living
please lift the weight out of this
it takes the weight out of living
are we just infants
that are ripe for the training
the opposition
can't feel the tenticle reach
suction cup the numb arms
of the elderly
please lift the weight out of this
it takes the weight out of living
let these walkers trip on
endless proof

pattern against user- dilated
bastard waiting for nothing
circus carny guarding
the gates of heaven
like stuck in limbo abduction
wormed our way through
distant earth

this intuition
limps with the cane of suspicion
folding space in the crease
of this page
it takes the weight out of this
it takes the weight out of-
trickling the ticking of this
grandfather clock
the opposition
can't feel the tenticle reacg
suction cup the numb arms of
the elderly

[chorus]

and if this clock keeps ticking away
will time be hesitated
of all the minutes that were
taken away
will your watch be waiting
sand falls through
time portals
these landfills - immortal
and if this clock keeps
beating down
let the branded time
keep playing
of all the minutes that
were taken away
will your watch be waiting
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~masochist — Sat, 26 Mar 2005 04:31:55 PST

The Chief

~masochist — Sun, 13 Mar 2005 05:59:38 PST

Mood: Go and get @^&*ed
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Shouts to The Chief potentially one of the funniest and yet dumbest guys anyone could have ever met. Biggest smart arse but still wouldnt ever let you hit the ground.
Would Take on anything- and would 9 times out of 10 succeed, and amazing survive.

Proud Centurion and the Champion Chug.
Founder of the Stubby Rocket Militia,

Yet somehow a bit of a humanitarian
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All the Things that Aren't Good about Scientology
BySomething for Kate

Hello, is anybody home
the lights were on
try and switch to manual control
but it's been on autopilot for so long
and Ive been working on the theory that
someones always worse off
and Ive been thinking
Im too young
and now what
for you
what are you going to do
can't consume slowly
too much to see
too much to read
on your bridge to O.T.
but someone, somewhere is
pushing a world around on four wheels
and tonight in your town
the stars are looking down
on you and me
and now what
for you
what are you going to do
the news comes twice a week
like a chinese whisper
not the same when it reaches me
safer to see than to be seen
safer given lines to drive
between, between, between
and it's such a small room
it's a danger
and the pictures on the wall
might mean nothing at all
but they're mine
will you notice
what will you say
what will you say
any attempt to compensate
would not go unnoticed
and Ive been thinking
Im too young for all of this
too young
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~masochist — Sat, 12 Mar 2005 00:50:59 PST

Think i might delete that one too

bored

~masochist — Sun, 06 Mar 2005 01:43:51 PST

At The Drive-In - Lopsided Lyrics

this is the accent of the halfhearted land
does it all make sense now
and if the ship was built in bottled sand
does it all make sense now
the anchor's kiss was scrawled in dyslexic crayon
yes it all makes sense now

is this just a life preserver
or a bivouac tenure
the tropic of cancer answered,
"drink the quicksand'

a mirror was splintered on the deck floor
does it all make sense now
a stowaway that lived beneath this hull
does it all make sense now
the anchor's kiss was scrawled in dyslexic crayon
yes it all makes sense now

is this just a life preserver
or a bivouac tenure
the tropic of cancer answered,
"drink the quicksand"
its gills will swin faster after a breath from the shore
breathe the taste of salt water
dry heave up and overboard
ponce de leon wrinkles
let's make it young again
boat drinks for captains
row our boat stowaway
it all makes sense now
if our map was torn, navigate, navigate
if your compass broke, navigate, navigate
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Wont feel guilty for doing you a Favour,
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GODDAMN BORED

Bored

~masochist — Mon, 28 Feb 2005 02:39:20 PST

Listening to; Mars Volta- Eriatarka
Mood; Bloody brilliant, but bored

MARS VOLTA

"Eriatarka"

And there are those who
Hadn't found the speaking so wrong
Is it wrong
Of Pavlov lore
They ran rampant through the floors
Is this wrong
Feels so wrong
Happened on a respirator
In the basements
Are they gone are they gone
Stung the slang of a gallows bird
Rationed a dead letter pure
Trackmarked amoeba lands craft
Cartwheel of scratches
Dress the tapeworm as pet
Tentacles smirk please
Flinched the cocooned meat
Infra-recon forgets
Now there are those who find
Comfort in the breathing
Wrong-is it wrong
It houses the watchful eyes
They're panting in a pattern in droves
Are they gone
Happened on a respirator bet
In the basements
Is it gone
Are they gone
Stung the slang of a gallows bird
Sanctioned a dead letter pure
trackmarked amoeba lands craft
cartwheel of scratches
dress the tape worm as pets
tentacles smirk please
flinch the cocooned meat
infra-recon forgets
evaporated the fur
because it covers them
if you only knew the plans they had for us
evaporated the fur
because it covers them
if you only knew the plans they had for us
They used to have pulses in them
But impulse has made them strong
They used to have pulses in them
But impulse has made them strong
Evaporated the fur
Because it covers them
If you only knew the plans they had for us
Trackmarked amoeba lands craft
Cartwheel of scratches
Dress the tapeworm as pets
Tentacles smirk please
Flinch the cocooned meat
Infra-reco forgets
gotta be a way
Of getting out
Are you just growing old
Trackmarked amoeba lands craft
Cartwheel of scratches
Dress the tapeworm as pets

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~masochist — Mon, 27 Dec 2004 01:55:43 PST

Listening to-A Perfect Circle-"Passive" (off "eMOTIVe")

"Passive"

Dead as dead can be, my doctor tells me
But I just cant believe him, never the optimistic one
Im sure of your ability to become my perfect enemy
Wake up and face me, dont play dead cause maybe
Someday I will walk away and say, You disappoint me,
Maybe youre better off this way

Leaning over you here, cold and catatonic
I catch a brief reflection of what you could and might have been
It's your right and your ability
To becomemy perfect enemy

Wake up and face me, dont play dead cause maybe
Someday Ill walk away and say, You disappoint me,
Maybe youre better off this way

Maybe youre better off this way
Maybe youre better off this way
Maybe youre better off this way
Youre better of thisyoure better off this
Maybe youre better off!

Wake up and face me, dont play dead cause maybe
Someday Ill walk away and say, You fucking disappoint me!
Maybe youre better off this way

Go ahead and play dead
I know that you can hear this
Go ahead and play dead
Why can't you turn and face me?
Why can't you turn and face me?
Why can't you turn and face me?
Why can't you turn and face me?
You fucking disappoint me!

Passive aggressive bullshit'

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News:

SWEET FUCK ALL.

Been taking happy snaps like mad, got a few nice pics of a few of my mates body boarding, might post them hmm,

New Years will make it a quiet one this year, HA, like that will happen,

nothing to say,

News: Sun,12 Dec 04

~masochist — Sun, 12 Dec 2004 00:16:57 PST

Hey
So if any of you are wondering why all my deviations have disappeared, well, its because they sucked so I deleted them. So I am starting afresh and I wonder how it goes.
Plans: Going away on a camping expedition on Tuesday, its on Cape Otway which is the second most southern cape on the Australian mainland. I am not sure if I want to take my camera or not because I am shit scared of damaging it up.
Shoots: Well I am currently working on a series, i am doing the biggest rip but I dont care. It based around Ken Kesseys "One Flew Over the Cuckoos "I am photographing peices of Machinery, Hydrolics ect to what I imagine parts of the "Combine" look like.......how depressing.

Writing: I am currently writing a few editorial style peices which i might submit but i doubt it.

News

~masochist — Sun, 03 Oct 2004 22:29:06 PDT

Well i have just set up my web site, still a work in progress and is looking extremely budget but yeah if you wanna go check it out you may- [link]

Been an easy kicked back holidays, havent done overly to much except some painting. I have been a bad photographer, I havent even picked it up once these holidays.

Anyways. Bye

meh

~masochist — Mon, 05 Jul 2004 03:40:25 PDT

Mood: Â
Listening 2:"My Brain is Hanging Upside Down (Bonzo goes to
Britburg)" by The Ramones

Youâve got to pick up the pieces câmon, sort your trash
You better pull yourself back together maybe youâve got too much
cash
Better call, call the law when you gonna turn yourself in? yeah
Youâre a politician donât become one of hitlerâs children

Bonzo goes to bitburg then goes out for a cup of tea
As I watched it on tv somehow it really bothered me
Drank in all the bars in town for an extended foreign policy
Pick up the pieces

My brain is hanging upside down I need something to slow me down

My brain is hanging upside down I need something to slow me down

Shouldnât wish you happiness, wish her the very best fifty
thousand dollar dress
Shaking hands with your highness see through you like cellophane
You watch the world complain, but you do it anyway who am i, am
I to say

Bonzo goes to bitburg then goes out for a cup of tea
As I watched it on tv somehow it really bothered me
Drank in all the bars in town for an extended foreign policy
Pick up the pieces

My brain is hanging upside down I need something to slow me down

My brain is hanging upside down I need something to slow me down

If thereâs one thing that makes me sick itâs when someone tries
to hide behind politics
I wish that time could go by fast somehow they manage to make it
last

My brain is hanging upside down I need something to slow me down

My brain is hanging upside down I need something to slow me down

My brain is hanging upside down I need something to slow me down

My brain is hanging upside down I need something to slow me
down

So far the past week hasn't been to swell for various reasons, best to be
left aside. So if I'm not talking to you, the norm is the go. To combat my
current state of mind i am going camping for the next few days to get away from
everything.

Inventory of Gear~
Camera: Pentax MZ-50
Lenses: Sigma 100mm-300mm, Pentax 28mm-80mm
Film of Choice:Â
Colour: Fuji ~ 100,200,400
Black and White:
Iford-HP4 125, SFX 200,HP5 400
AGFA: 100, 400

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~masochist — Mon, 28 Jun 2004 08:34:47 PDT

Ok well whats been happening to me as of late.

Been playing hockey saturday and sunday. Been doing sweet fuck all since

Shitty mood, contemplating sweet cold vengence against certain individials. some people already know the plans. If so try to avoid you know mentioning them or i have to down them. Other news, love life oh how confusing it has become.

um contemplating many things as of late not a good thing especially when shitty vodka is involved. like now.hmmm
AND I'M in a shitty mood.
so i am signin off with a little
a bye to you most
Screw You to certain individuals who should be hung by their nuts for such a long period that they wish they had

-MA 15+ from here on out.

a) Never Messed with me or my Friends/Friends Girlfriends,
b)Never been Born/Born a Male
c)Wish that their scrot will rip and let them fall onto jaggered little rocks below them.

They know who they are, and i doubt they will read this because they have never been on DA but hey, and dont think its you because its not ,unless it is you which in that case it is you....anyways. Its no one who is a member on DA

Someone please complain about how in appropriate this journal is because you know what it is, and quite frankly i dont particulary care. I must be breaking like 6 rules on the site at a min but who really reads those things anyways. its like signing up for hotmail or anything else. no actually reads them, they're just like "hurry up for fucks sake." yeah were all guilty of it atleast once, much like lust, greed and envy ect we all do it unless of cause your like some budha or something. i am just rambling on so do ignore me

BYE-Really now,

G'day

~masochist — Sun, 11 Apr 2004 07:16:57 PDT

Hey All- just spent the last week out in the scrub so i am pretty damn tired-News-Absolutely NONE-yeah i am bored and a SOD So here are the PEOPLE-----

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My Mates;

Member of;

The People

~masochist — Sat, 24 Jan 2004 18:50:38 PST

My Mates;

Awesome People;

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~masochist — Tue, 13 Jan 2004 18:59:59 PST

krummi

~masochist — Tue, 13 Jan 2004 19:01:38 PST

Ok well for today the featured deviant is krummi, some awesome photography it is absolutely bitchin, ranging from bath plugs, cars crashed into lampposts, friends, people feeding ducks, there is so many different sort of categories, she also has a wide range of styles on top of that. She bases quite a few works aroundchairs and bathrooms maybe she like wood and porcelain . There was on piece called Left behind that grabbed me. She also has the odd drawing, located in Iceland and with 307 page views (since i last checked) and with 103 deviations, Kiddies this gal will keep you occupied for a while. Enjoy.

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My Mates;

Awesome People;

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My Mates;

Awesome People;

braidy

~bitterrose6-gumitch

~leoj

~cb88

~Batsamwel

~kezzy108

~scoota269

~the-firey-kage

~no1tofallbackon

People Worth Going to See

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JOIN

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JOIN

Muse-ObsessedÂ Â Â Â Â Â

Crickey-for the Aussie

People 2 go and Check Out ect

~masochist — Tue, 21 Oct 2003 00:36:10 PDT

AGhhhh WRITERS BLOCK... would have to up there in the crappy crap crap department with Bush...which everone you see fit in this contex

I blame it on that bloody camera of mine. little prick

Freinds

People Worth Checking out

People Worth Checking out and all

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Schoolies........SLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Ladies, Gentlemen, Fellow Deviants of undisclosed

News, Hunter S Thompson is a God.

Exploding Raphaelesque Head-Salvador Dali

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Funny Coincidence

BORED

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Your Fucked Up, Hes Fucked Up, Hell Lets all Get F

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The Chief

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bored

Bored

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News: Sun,12 Dec 04

News

meh

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G'day

The People

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krummi

People 2 go and Check Out ect

Exploding Raphaelesque Head-Salvador Dali