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Bonza. ]]> ~masochisticbarbi http://masochisticbarbi.deviantart.com/journal/5588848/ http://masochisticbarbi.deviantart.com/journal/5588848/ Wed, 08 Jun 2005 12:09:48 PDT
-- YOUR HERITAGE: Arabic Canadian Italian English
-- THE SHOES YOU WORE TODAY: grey trainers...chic!
-- YOUR EYES: Very dark brown nearly black
-- YOUR WEAKNESS: Feeling guilty for everything
-- YOUR FEARS: Wasting my youth
-- ONE THING YOU'D LIKE TO ACHIEVE: To be in a fucking band and have a home on a lake and fix classic cars when I'm old.
-----------------WHAT IS------------------

-- YOUR THOUGHTS FIRST WAKING UP: I need tobacco
-- THE FIRST FEATURE YOU NOTICE IN THE OPPOSITE SEX: Sense of humour, how they present themselves.
-- THE FIRST FEATURE YOU NOTICE IN THE SAME SEX: Sense of humour, smile, eyes and the way they dress
-- YOUR BEST PHYSICAL FEATURE: my eyes
-- YOUR BEDTIME: Is whenever I feel like it
-- YOUR GREATEST ACCOMPLISHMENT: Getting accepted to write for a music magazine.
-- YOUR MOST MISSED MEMORY: All of my childhood.

-----------------YOU PREFER------------------

-- PEPSI OR COKE: Coke
-- MCDONALD'S OR BURGER KING: It's all junk
-- SINGLE OR GROUP DATES: I don't date
-- ADIDAS OR NIKE: Not bothered
-- CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA: chocolate
-- CAPPUCCINO OR COFFEE: Coffee
-----------------DO YOU------------------

-- SMOKE: heavily
-- TAKE A SHOWER EVERYDAY: Bath every day
-- HAVE A CRUSH(ES): Rarely, normally on famous people. Lame!.
-- WHO ARE THEY: Graham Coxon, Liam Lynch, Alan Martin, Todd from Terror Firmer and Maestro.
-- DO YOU THINK YOU'VE BEEN IN LOVE?: I don't know
-- WANT TO GO TO COLLEGE: Very much so
-- LIKE HIGH SCHOOL: I hardly ever went.
-- WANT TO GET MARRIED: Not really
-- TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS: Yes
-- GET MOTION SICKNESS: Only on ships
-- THINK YOU'RE ATTRACTIVE: hahaha
-- THINK YOU'RE A HEALTH FREAK: depends on the guilt factor at the time
-- GET ALONG WITH YOUR PARENTS: Most of the time
-- LIKE THUNDERSTORMS: Depends
-- PLAY AN INSTRUMENT: I play a few

------------IN THE PAST MONTH DID:/:HAVE YOU--------------

-- DRANK ALCOHOL: Yes
-- SMOKE(D): Yes
-- DONE A DRUG: Herbal
-- HAVE SEX: No haha...wow I'm sad.
-- MADE OUT: Only with my hand.
-- GO ON A DATE: I dont date
-- GO TO THE MALL: No
-- EATEN SUSHI: I am not a lesbian.
-- BEEN ON STAGE: NO
-- BEEN DUMPED: No
-- GONE SKATING: No
-- MADE HOMEMADE COOKIES: Fuck off.
-- BEEN IN LOVE: IN love?....I need to think on that one.
-- DYED YOUR HAIR: Yeah
-- STOLEN ANYTHING: Is fraud stealing?

-----------------HAVE YOU EVER------------------

-- FLOWN ON A PLANE: No
-- MISSED SCHOOL BECAUSE IT WAS RAINING?: Yeah... Or if it was sunny, or snowing, or windy...
-- TOLD A GUY/GIRL THAT YOU LIKED THEM?: Yup
-- CRIED DURING A MOVIE?: Yes
-- EVER THOUGHT AN ANIMATED CHARACTER WAS HOT?: Yeah
-- HAD AN IMAGINARY FRIEND: Yeah...a few
-- BEEN ON STAGE?: Yes
-- CUT YOUR HAIR: Yes
-- HAD CRUSH ON A TEACHER?: Yes
-- PLAYED A GAME THAT REQUIRED REMOVAL OF CLOTHING? No
-- BEEN TRASHED OR EXTREMELY INTOXICATED: Yes
-- BEEN CAUGHT "DOING SOMETHING": almost
-- BEEN CALLED A TEASE: yes
-- GOTTEN BEATEN UP?: yes
-- BEEN IN A FIGHT: yes
-- SHOPLIFTED: yes

-----------------THE FUTURE------------------

-- AGE YOU HOPE TO BE MARRIED: When I have lost all hope...so around 35
-- NUMBERS AND NAMES OF CHILDREN: Don't want kids but if the condom splits...I'll hopefully have a girl and call her River Phoenix....hahaha hows THAT for white trash!. Or a boy called Sebastian.
-- DESCRIBE YOUR DREAM WEDDING: VEGAS.
-- HOW DO YOU WANT TO DIE?: By smoking too much pot.
-- WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?: A fucking legend.
--WHAT COUNTRY WOULD YOU MOST LIKE TO VISIT?: Canada, to see if their heads are flappy like on South Park.
-----------------OPPOSITE/SAME SEX------------------
men
-- BEST EYE COLOR: Any as long as they convey sincerity.
-- BEST HAIR COLOR: Black
---SHORT OR LONG HAIR: Short to medium
-- BEST HEIGHT: Depends
-- BEST WEIGHT: Depends
-- BEST FIRST DATE LOCATION: Bar
-- BEST FIRST KISS LOCATION: At the train station

-----------------NUMBER OF-----------------

-- NUMBER OF KISSES YOU'VE GIVEN: Dunno
-- NUMBER OF DRUGS TAKEN ILLEGALLY: ...3
-- NUMBER OF PEOPLE I COULD TRUST WITH MY LIFE: 3
-- NUMBER OF PIERCINGS: 3
-- NUMBER OF TATTOOS: 0
-- NUMBER OF TIMES MY NAME HAS APPEARED IN THE NEWSPAPER?: A few times
-- NUMBER OF SCARS ON M... ]]> ~masochisticbarbi http://masochisticbarbi.deviantart.com/journal/5490065/ http://masochisticbarbi.deviantart.com/journal/5490065/ Sun, 29 May 2005 04:30:10 PDT
It's a sad sad day for freedom in art...not that it was art...it was just a fucking picture I made into a wallpaper for people who love the same band as I.. How many thousands of people do that and don't ask permission?. OF COURSE I didn't take the picture...I wasn't even alive in 1976-79 and why the fuck would I write to EMI or whoever to ask permission to use the photograph for a wallpaper?....they are too busy counting our cash to even bother with a reply. I hope they don't catch ALL those other pieces I did *bites nails in a camp fashion*....but it's a shame someone would even want to report that. Kiddie porn not downloading quick enough for you and you had some spare time to kill?.

HEIL DEVART!

ZEIG HEIL! ]]> ~masochisticbarbi http://masochisticbarbi.deviantart.com/journal/5462458/ http://masochisticbarbi.deviantart.com/journal/5462458/ Thu, 26 May 2005 03:18:34 PDT .

It was Suzi's birthday on Sunday. HAPPY BIRTHDAY SUZI
Does it suck being 20 or what !?

In the post this morning I got a Tick comic and a signed copy of a collectors Tank Girl booklet and a note from Alan Martin himself. I'm in afterglow mode.

Another thing that made my day was the fact that my mum sold this old guy with cancer an electric organ and when he went to play it ...it blew up. Crying shame, that. But she's giving him the money back and I'm sure she'll give him a 'happy ending' too.

I'm not really a White Stripes fan but I am loving the tight harshness of Blue Orchid. I have that song and Louis XIV - God Killed The Queen on loop. Those songs make me boogie.
Can't stop listening to Metric and Adult, in a mellower kinda mood.

I fucking won the Natalie Portman - 'Leon' art work too!. I punched the air muchly when I won it on Ebay even though it cost me £100 that I didn't have...but it was worth it.
It's GORGEOUS. It literally took my breath away when I opened the box. I know my cat Muffy wants to take her claws to it. Do it and die, Muffy. Do it and die.

I watched Brain Damage the other day and wow....ha...I forgot it was shit. I'm buying alot of shit dvds that I thought in my minds eye were good when I watched them many moons ago. I'm pissing myself off.

I have an urge to watch National Lampoons Animal House....and eat nachos. But you can't buy natchos ready in the packet anymore because they have cancer in them. Hey, bring em back, I don't give a shit! I'll still eat them.

Mmmmmmm Cancer. Chickeny!. ]]> ~masochisticbarbi http://masochisticbarbi.deviantart.com/journal/5361392/ http://masochisticbarbi.deviantart.com/journal/5361392/ Mon, 16 May 2005 03:28:56 PDT



Great *sigh*


DVDs I'm waiting on: -

Monster In The Closet
Troma's Edge TV Vol 1
Night Of The Living Dead
Little Monsters
Godzilla's Revenge
I Eat Your Skin
Terror Of Mechagodzilla
Godzilla: King of the monsters
Summer School
Paperhouse
Terror Toons
Rabid Grannies
Killer Condom
Meteor Man
Giuseppe Andrews' Trailer Town
House Party

Can someone please PLEASE buy this for me - [link] ]]> ~masochisticbarbi http://masochisticbarbi.deviantart.com/journal/5297281/ http://masochisticbarbi.deviantart.com/journal/5297281/ Sat, 07 May 2005 21:26:11 PDT
The Super
Dead Lines
The Specials
The Stuff
*Loads of assorted Troma
Dead or Alive
Nightbreed
the Isle
The People Under The Stairs
Ghost In The Shell
Akira (old one worn out)
Blazin' Saddles
Rocky Horror Picture Show
Brazil
Wizard of Oz
Return to Oz
Airplane
Robin Hood Men In Tights
Murial's Wedding
Trainspotting
Full Metal Jacket
Willy wonka and The Chocolate Factory (original)
Jabbawocky
House of 1000 Corpses
Blackadder Box Set
Teachers Box Set
Let The Blood Run Free box set
Adams Family
Adams Family Values
Beetlejuice (WHY DON'T I HAVE THIS ALREADY!!?)
Can't Hardly Wait
The Dead Zone
Blade 1+2
Saw
Sleepwalkers (Get that motherfucker, Clovis!)
Who Framed Roger Rabbit
Bad Santa
Badder Santer
Lord Of The Rings Box Set
The Mask
Tremours (yuh lil shit stain, Melvin!)
Strictly Ballroom
Stake out 1 (Stakeout 2 sucked balls)
Something about Mary (for cheese effect)
Mrs Doubtfire (oooh my little nose miners)
Rush Hour 1+2 - Nothing funnier than watching a black guy freak out
The Beverly Hillbillies
Married To The Mob
Babycakes
The Valley Of Gwangi
Stand By Me
My Own Private Idaho
KIDS
That 70's Show box set
Kevin And Perry Go Large
Resident Evil (I don't mean to sound gay, but Mila is hot)
Tomb Raider (first one was ok)
Kill Bill 2
The Witches
Hocus Pocus
The Frighteners (purely for Jeffrey Combs)
Tooms (X Files movie)
Witches of Eastwick (no one plays a bastard like Nicholson)
Grease (you know you love it)
Babycakes
The Lost Boys
Cruel Intentions
Dirty Dancing (poor Jennifer Gray and her nose)
Too Wong Foo Thanks For Everything Julie Numar
Demolition Man (ching chong china!)
Home Alone 1+2 (childhood memories!!)
IT
Them
Cabin Fever
Scrooged
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang (you knows it)
Logans Run (RENEW! RENEW!)
Fast Times At Ridgemont High
Filth and the Fury
Harry Potter box set
As Good As It Gets
Devils Advocate
Austin Powers 2
Coming To America
The Golden Child
Turner and Hooch
Nutty Professor
Don't Be A Menace To South Central While You're Drinking Your Juice In The Hood
Porkies
Pretty Woman (gotta love whores)
Scent Of A Woman (sparrow fart town!)
Circle Of Friends
Meet The Parents
Aladdin
Lion King (ok I HATE Disney, but those movies were ok)
Beverly Hills Ninja
Team America: World Police
Four Rooms
Flawless (Philip Seymore Hoffman, woohoo)
Vice Versa
The Brave Little Toaster (I weeped)
The Fly (old and new)
High Spirits
Sparkies Magic Piano
Never Ending Story (FALCORRRRRRR!!!)
Batman Returns
Maniac
Wishmaster
Lady In Red (Gene Wilder is so fucked up)
Little Monsters
The Man With 2 Brains
The Producers
True Grit
Cats Eye
The Puppet Master
National Lampoons: Loaded Weapon
Deliverance
To Live
The Shawshank Redemption
Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind
Jason and The Argonaughts
Blood Beach
Irreversible
A Very Long Engagement
Julian Donkey Boy
Equilibrium (Denise took my copy to Scotland!)
Barbarella
Village Of The Dammed
Paperhouse
The Brood
Thirteen
Critters
How High (best movie to watch when you're baked)
My Fair Lady
Soylent Green
Get Carter
Girl Fight
American Graffiti
Tree's Lounge
Fortress (I like it!)
House On Haunted Hill
20 Million Miles To Earth


This list will be added to...I have loads more but my fingers have started to bleed. ]]> ~masochisticbarbi http://masochisticbarbi.deviantart.com/journal/5210148/ http://masochisticbarbi.deviantart.com/journal/5210148/ Thu, 28 Apr 2005 06:04:35 PDT
I leafleted this morning and hurt my finger on a letter box but it wasn't as bad as I first thought. Damn hard work though. Problem is bumping into people I know and hate ....and I don't have the energy to ignore them.

God, I'm on a HUGE headfuck at the moment. This tends to happen from time to time but I'm not reasoning this one out.
I'm getting bored of alot of things lately. Bored of the same old rigmarole...the same old shit. The same old conversations and the same old people. And I'm sure the feeling is mutual.

Managed to get picked to write for Get Rhythm magazine which I was really happy about. Get's printed on Friday.
I wanna submit to artrocker magazine to be a journo in my spare time...but I'm not good enough to do that...they have this tiny following of pseudo-indie-art-spunkchops...and I just don't really like that.
Because no matter what you write...YOU'RE WRONG.
Applying to write music/gig reviews for The Chronical newspaper early next year...that'll be tons easier than writing for Get Rhythm....but I can't swear in my reviews or be vulgar...so...that might not work.

Clor are this new band that deliver a beat that spanks you on the arse and says "who's the daddy". LOVE EM. You can see the video for it hyar - [link] the first time NME has ever been useful.

Alot of people are wanking on about The Magic Numbers. They aren't THAT great but they're good...in a cheesy sunny happy Sunday afternoon in the countryside kind of way. And it's a breath of fresh air to see a fat chick in a band!.

I saw Napolean Dynamite last night. Disappointed because it didn't live up to my expectations AT ALL. People quote it wrong alot which makes it sound better than it is. It's quirky I'll give it that...but...it's boring quirky...if there is such a thing.

I HATE THE KAISER CHIEFS. I have despised them for a long time ...but then they bring out 'Everyday I Love You Less And Less'...and I hate to say it but I love the song. I still hold the right to hate the fucking band though. 80s rehashers.

Maximo Park are pulling cunning stunts too. Their new song Graffiti is a damn good song. It is what it is. A Certain Trigger is due to be a good album. I'll still buy it...but I wont enjoy a single moment of handing my money over. I don't agree with what Paul Smith the lead singer has to say about music...and I also think they're cashing in on The Futureheads gimmic. But while they stick to (the best record label in the world) WarpRecords...The Futureheads are off signing to Warner and sucking corporate cock. Can you blame them?. I can. There is nothing more revolting than a geordie sellout. And if you ever meet one....shit in his flat cap and pour his Brown Ale over his head. Or say Newcastle United are SHITE while pirouetting like Billy Elliot. By the way...Billy Elliot was the most expensive nap I ever had.

Reading alot of Oscar Wilde. Watching alot of Dirty Sanchez, Get Carter and Whatever Happened To The Likely Lads. I'm also addicted to Kenny VS Spenny. Listening to alot of Modey Lemon and Black Black Ocean. Eating tuna and sweetcorn sandwiches...too much. Smoking too much. And again.. drinking far too much Ribena. And Scotch.

I now...may or may not go and watch some badly dubbed kung fu. ]]> ~masochisticbarbi http://masochisticbarbi.deviantart.com/journal/5080753/ http://masochisticbarbi.deviantart.com/journal/5080753/ Thu, 14 Apr 2005 07:23:21 PDT
I got these new killer headphones. They are HUGE. Listening to stuff with them is aural sex.

I really want a Dalek. I have wanted one for years, but alas, I'm Dalekless. My mate Gareth pointed one out to me on eBay. Ebay is a cancer. I fucking hate eBay. But this guy on there was selling a Dalek for £250 upwards. I mailed him and offered him to buy the Dalek outright for £300. He nicely declined saying he had offers of £1500+. How the flying fuckeroo can I compete with that?. After screaming at the screen for 7 minutes and 47 seconds I thought RIGHT, fuck him. I'm gonna make my own!.

I talked to my mother about it and she said ok cool, we'll do it. So it's becoming a new project and for Media Production i'm going to use it in the music video that I have to make for the course. I'm gonna make it have a vocoder inside and it's gonna have a real death ray. I'm going to construct my own death ray out of metal, wood with some kind of laser down the middle...that actually kills people. The joy. It overtaketh.

I saw my guitar teacher Dave today. He is great. He gave me some scales and chords to help me along with what i'm doing. Taught me how to pinch harmonic and do other stuff to enhance my playing in the space of about an hour. He's pretty hot too. He has a gorgeous lower back!. Still!. When he bends over I kinda just wanna lick it, but that would be too invasive right?. One day I will get the guts to do it

I have written my column for the fanzine I'm working on called Out Of Line that I'm setting up with John. I have a comic strip to do for this other guy that got his pic in Bizarre who has his own comic. I also need to write a coupla reviews for this magazine which I read monthly which is looking for people to write for them. You get free cds!. We'll see how it goes.

The other day I blew a funny fuse. I'm not just saying that. I actually did. You know when you're in awe of something that is so funny all you can do is look on in amazement?!.
Me and my mum were having an argument about whether Octopusses have beaks. This is stupid! I say. She differs. Hilarity ensues. We argue about this for a good hour.

Mum: Octopusses have beaks, Melanie. I have seen them on telly!.
Me: You're wrong. Because when you see them in pictures they just have the big gloopy eyes but there is no beak present. You're seeing things.
Mum: No, I saw it on the Discovery Channel, they have beaks ,I'm serious.
Me: Well where the fuck is the beak situated? I haven't seen one with a beak!. And I have seen a few Octopusses in my time.
Mum: But it wouldn't be on the Discovery Channel if it wasn't true.
Me:...well.....I still don't believe you. If they have beaks, where the hell are they then?
Mum: ...I ...don't ...know.

*grabs the Yellow Pages and looks for the sea life centre*

Mum: Ok then, I'll ring somebody who does know!.
Me: You're just going to look stupid!.

*ring ring*

Woman: Hello *insert some kind of sea centre type name* How can I help?.
Mum: Is this not the Sealife centre?.
Woman: No Madam, it stopped being the Sealife Centre 3 years ago.

*I pick up the other phone*

Mum: Well I was wondering if you could settle a dispute please?.
Woman: Sure, Madam.
Me: *GUFAW*
Woman: What was that?
Mum: Oh my daughter is listening on the other line.
Me: HAZEL!...............*to woman*...Hi.

*much helloing and explanation of why I am on the other phone*

Mum: Well we were wondering....could you please tell us. Do Octopusses have beaks?.

*silence*
{i'm crying with laughter at this point}

Woman: well...erm...yes they do!.
Me: *gasp*
Woman: They have beaks underneath them under the mantle.
Mum: So if they were to attach themselves to you you would feel the beak under the squashy... ]]> ~masochisticbarbi http://masochisticbarbi.deviantart.com/journal/5022202/ http://masochisticbarbi.deviantart.com/journal/5022202/ Thu, 07 Apr 2005 04:30:38 PDT
College starts in September and I'm kinda scared. Will I just fuck about and have a laugh and bail half way through the course and then sit on the couch for 3 years?. Again?

No fucker wants to be in a band with me. It's not because I suck...I think but it's because I don't get myself out there and It's rare I meet people who like the same music as me.
I ask them:

Me - "So what kinds of music/bands are you into?"
Cunt - ".....Er...I like Nirvana and Blink 182, maybe a little Pink Floyd if i'm smoking, naaaameeeen?"
Me - "...No."

I hate watching bands on tv, yet i'm glued. There is a band from Newcastle called Maximo Park. Yeah they're alright, but you can't help thinking, well fuck, if they can play a few chords so can I. But it's not that simple. I'm gonna stop right now before I go into full on rant.

Be Your Own Pet are a new good band. They arn't even signed yet. Damn Damn Leash is a killer song.

I have all of Brainiacs stuff: Internationale, Smack Bunny Baby, Hissing Prigs in Static Couture and Electro Shock For President. But I have just ordered Bonsai Superstar to complete my collection from the amazon.com market place. Whoever i'm buying it off better fucking send it and it had better come factory sealed for my $28 of i'm gonna give him/her a lead enema. I will seriously get on a plane and hunt the bastard down if they don't give my cd the way I want it *serious face followed by menacing shake of fist and grunting*

I just got Peanut Butter And Jelly Live At The Ginger Minge by The Coachwhips. Tres sweet. Ya Know Ya Wanna and Did U Cum are brilliant songs. Thumbs up!.

Everything is getting to me at the moment. I have noticed most of my albums going missing. I was trying to find my Plot To Blow Up The Eiffel Tower album and couldn't find it anywhere. So I think fuck it, pull out the couch, it might be behind there. But I was scared since the couch has been in its place for about 3/4 years now. Danger is afoot!. So I pull the couch out and BEHOLD, there was a little nest of DVDS and CDs and Books and other random crap that I hadn't seen for literally years, also my PTBUTET album was there. But it was COVERED in cobwebs. Squeal. I reach out for my album and I pick it up and on the back of it is a HUGE stinking spider, encrusted, but thankfully dead. I pushed the couch back after picking up the album. I will never ever go behind there again. Ever. Unless I ever feel in the mood for catching rabies.

I'm gonna go drink some Ribena, watch tv and go to sleep.

*ignores evil scratching coming from underneath the couch* ]]> ~masochisticbarbi http://masochisticbarbi.deviantart.com/journal/4887696/ http://masochisticbarbi.deviantart.com/journal/4887696/ Thu, 24 Mar 2005 09:48:15 PST [link]

Great Brainiac link hyar - [link]

Oxford Farm Report - [link]

Well alot has happened. I have been ill again. I had this thing called Helliobacter Pylori ...it gives you stomach ulcers and makes you feel like you're gonna die. I also had complications with my gallbladder. I went to the doctors, had a blood test, went to hospital for scans and tests. Got given loads of antibiotics and now i'm alright so that's cool.

I also got my picture The Just 1 More Blues printed in Bizzare magazine which made me amped and I have been telling anything with ears about it. People are sick of me and my self flagellation now.

I also went to see Eighties Matchbox B-Line Disaster and MY GOD!. It was orgasmic. It was just brilliant. And I got a set list off the stage!! The tech guy gave it too me after I whimpered like a little bitch. I got some killer photos too so I'll hopefully upload them soonish.

Er....Graham Coxon has been replaced. He has a new successor!. Liam Lynch. Wow that guy is hot. Nerd personified.
I set up a myspace account just to stalk The Oxford Farm Report but it doesn't work. And someone called Miltie randomly added me. I think he is a peado.

Speaking of peados. This guy I kind of know has been sent to jail for downloading kiddie porn *points and laughs*

I was watching Beck live on MTV2 the other night. Wow, he's showing his oldness!. He used to be so hot back in the day, I think Scientology rotted his soul. His music is still good though. Anway, he had all these cool little gadgets that beeped and booped and made fucked up sounds. My vocoder and Microkorg arn't enough. I need new fucked up sounds.

I have only been able to get into my masochisticbarbi account because I downloaded Firefox off Ritchie. I haven't been able to get into it for about a month which boiled my piss. So i'll try and write back to people asap.

I got my new couch for my room delivered the other day so that is sweet. And also I got Bubba Ho-Tep on dvd. I OWN YOU!..

Reading Sex, Drugs and Cocca Puffs for the MILLIONTH TIME.

"Dancing to rap music is the same as masturbation - it's fun...but vaguely pathetic"

Please please please can we get an Ice Cream?



Listening to - The Film - Can You Touch Me. ]]> ~masochisticbarbi http://masochisticbarbi.deviantart.com/journal/4618869/ http://masochisticbarbi.deviantart.com/journal/4618869/ Mon, 21 Feb 2005 02:33:58 PST [link]


I lost everything on my computer. Everything.
About 300 rare albums minimum. Lyrics, documents, pictures that i'll probably never get back.

Things are shit.

...And I have a blister on my finger.

Fuck you, fate!



Brendan Benson - spit it out
The Faint - Danse macabre
Les Savy Fav - Rodeo
Motomark - Eat Drink Sleep Think
Maximo Park - Apply Some Pressure
The Duke Spirit - Lion RIP
Nine Black Alps - Shot Down
The Libertines - Time For heros
Brainiac - Cookie Don't Sing.
The Plot To Blow Up The Eiffel Tower - Exile on Vain street
The weirdos - Weird World
Wolf Eyes - These girls of mine
Lightening Bolt - Dracula Mountain
The Unicorns - Jellybones
Bloc Party - Positive Tension
Munk - Kick Out The Chairs
The Rakes - strasbourg
Trans Am - I Want It All
The Monorchid - A was For Anarchy
Arab On Radar - Attack on Tiguana

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"I think we're definitely futurists. It's no good to just repeat what's come before. You've got to make something new and try to fuck up the world."
-Juan Monasterio, Brainiac ]]> ~masochisticbarbi http://masochisticbarbi.deviantart.com/journal/4467879/ http://masochisticbarbi.deviantart.com/journal/4467879/ Tue, 01 Feb 2005 03:06:56 PST
Kraftwerk - Numbers.
The Turn-Ons - Skyscrapers
Pan Sonic - Teurastamo
Metric - Dead Disco
Xiu Xiu - I Luv the Valley OH
Kraftwerk - We Are The Robots
The Stills - Still In Love
The Bravery - Honest Mistake
The Bravery - Unconditional
Yann Tiersen - La Valse D'Amelie
Bloc Party - Banquet
Death in Vegas - Aisha
Roots Manuva - Witness The Fitness
Tom Vek - If You Want
Belle and Sebastian - Step Into My Office, Baby
Munk - Kick Out The Chairs ]]> ~masochisticbarbi http://masochisticbarbi.deviantart.com/journal/4424283/ http://masochisticbarbi.deviantart.com/journal/4424283/ Wed, 26 Jan 2005 21:19:32 PST

I think a piece of your soul dies every time that that happens. ]]> ~masochisticbarbi http://masochisticbarbi.deviantart.com/journal/4273585/ http://masochisticbarbi.deviantart.com/journal/4273585/ Sat, 08 Jan 2005 22:06:54 PST
2. Name Backwards: einalem

3. Does your name mean anything?: Dark skinned in Greek or something.

4. Were you named after anyone?: My mums old friend from London

5. Nickname(s): Melosh, mello, cunt

6. Screen Name(s): futurehead72

7. Date of Birth: Jan 7th 1985

8. Place of Birth: Newcastle, UK

9. Nationality: 1/2 English 1/4 Arabic 1/4 Italian

10. Current Location: At work...where else?

11. Sign: Neon Bar sign

12. Religion: One....kinda...hard to explain.

13. Height: 5ft7

14. Shoe size: 9 hahahaha BIG FOOT

15. Hair Color: Dark Brown nearly black

17. Eye Color: Brown

18. Innie/Outie: Innie

19. Righty/Lefty/Ambidextrous: Righty.

20. Gay/Straight/Bi/Other: Straight but I have a tendency to want to be like other women. Which female doesn't?

Who is Your . . .?

21. Best friend(s) of the same sex: Suzi, Steff, Nicola, Linzi, Marie

22. Best friend you trust more than anyone: Suzi

23. Best friend(s) opposite sex: Domi, Joe, Alex, Ian, Ritchie

24. Boyfriend/Girlfriend: SINGLE!!!

25. Crush: Graham Coxon

26. Parent(s): Mum

27. Worst Enemy: Liberal opinion supressors

28. Funniest (EX)Friend: Heather, she's so fucking stupid that she's funny, in a pity kind of way.

29. Craziest Friend: Linzi

30. Advice Friend: Suzi

31. Loudest friend: Nicola

Do You Have ...

32. Any sisters?: Nein

33. Any brothers?: Nein

34. Any pets?: 4 cats and a dog that smells.

35. A disease?: I have BSE i'm sure of it. I ate beef in the 80s .....BOOM BOOM

36. A pager?: fuck off.

37. A personal phone number?: Oui

38. A leather jacket with studs?: No

39. A heroin needle?: Tempted but no

40. A pool or hot tub?: no.

41. A car?: No >

Describe Your...

42. Personality: Undescribable

43. Car: Non-Existant

45. Shoes: Crappy scruffy trainers that stink.

46. School: ...Like a death camp but with math books.

47. Bed: The Couch

48. Relationship with parent(s): Cool sometimes. Does anyone have a room to rent?

Do You...

49. Believe in yourself?: Never have never will and I like it that way.

50. Believe in love at first sight?: Not in a million years

51. Consider yourself a good listener?: Sometimes.

52. Consider yourself a good friend?: Sometimes.

53. Save email conversations?: All the time.

54. Prey?: Very quickly before random meals if I remember so that I'm glad but I don't feel the crushing guilt of having to explain myself so I rush it.

55. Believe in reincarnation?: Nope

56. Like to make fun of people?: all the time.

57. Like to talk on the phone?: Not really

58. Like to drive?: No car for the millionth fucking time.

59. Get motion sickness?: only on ships.

60. Eat the stems of broccoli?: Yes

61. Eat chicken fingers with a fork?: HEIL HITLER

62. Dream in color?: sometimes I don't dream, or forget them.

63. Type with your fingers on home row?: What is home row?

64. Sleep with a stuffed animal(s)?: I sleep with a stuffed tummy. Don't make a dirty joke out of that.

What Is/Are/Was...

65. Right next to you: A chair and some floor.

66. On the walls of your room?: What room?

67. On your mouse pad: Bagpuss.

68. Dream Car: Ford Anglia

69. Dream Date: Food and my own company.

71. Dream Husband/Wife: One who stayed out of my fucking way.

72. Bedtime: Is whenever I feel like it.

73. Under your bed: Crumbs, dust and disgarded plecks.

74. The single most important question: Are you experienced?

75. Your bad time of day: Is when I have to get off the couch.

76. Worst Fear: Not achieving what I want to.

77. Weather: Shit.

78. Time: 5:37am

79. Date: 9/1/05

80. Best trick you ever played on someone: Jumping up and down with a plastic bag over my head screaming I'M GONNA FUCKING KILL YOU and laughing manically.

81. Weirdest Food/Drink: fried ham and vegetables with shloer for afters.

82. Theme Song: Sunday M... ]]> ~masochisticbarbi http://masochisticbarbi.deviantart.com/journal/4031310/ http://masochisticbarbi.deviantart.com/journal/4031310/ Mon, 03 Jan 2005 19:42:50 PST
Guitar Shop Asshole by The oblivians

Brand new musical goodness...fresh out the pot.

The Martini Henry Rifles [link] - Infomercial
The Mutts
Lapsus Linguae
Melt Banana (been going for ages but are still great)
Help She Can't Swim
The Boredoms
Arctic Monkeys - Scummy
Black Wire
Robochrist - Ghosttrainnosebleed
The Cars (way older but still cool)
Neils Children
The Blood Brothers
Death From Above 1979
Hint Hint
Moving Units
Girls Against Boys
Trans Am
Nation Of Ulysses
Six Finger Satalite <--- this band is so fucking good.
Xiu Xiu
The Complusive Gamblers
The Screws - dirty blues rock and roll madness
the Vibrators
The Cars
The Prats
The Oblivians
The Detroit Cobras

The bands with the red bullet were recomended to me from Chris from The Martini Henry Rifles and he has damn good taste so check em out if you can.

You can hear alot of these bands for free on th... ]]> ~masochisticbarbi http://masochisticbarbi.deviantart.com/journal/3936248/ http://masochisticbarbi.deviantart.com/journal/3936248/ Sun, 28 Nov 2004 01:16:39 PST The maddest ever. The most weird experience of my life.

The night before my mate Heather and my mate Alex
came around and we decided that since we couldn't
get our hands on any weed at that moment we were
going to go into town and get some mushrooms from a
shop called Pashas and we were going to cook them in
my kitchen. So we did. We didn't eat for 12 hours so
we would get our moneys worth. Alex went up in the
morning an got a huge bag of Mexicans..he was the
only one who knew how to prepare them.. and
proceeded to cook them...but on the way he bumped
into a friend called Rat Boy and Rat Boy gave alex a
little bit of base - pure speed. So we neck the
mushrooms and they tasted like dead feet..totally
rank. Then afterwards we all shared the base which
was such a bad fucking idea because I have never
taken anything else other than weed so it was kinda
unknown territory, same for Heather. When it started
to kick in it was as scary as fuck but cool at the
same time. I was buzzing and felt like a kid. Then I
proceeded to crumple infront of my computer and
download some Techno. Alex and Heather were freaking
out looking at my cats...apparantly they were
turning into rabbits and we're hatching a plan to
steal our food so we couldn't get this shit out of
our system. Then we were just laughing at each other
for about 30 minutes.
Then arose the bad idea. It was either me, heather
or alex..we're not sure...who thought up the idea to
go down to the shops while fucked on this stuff.
Quoted line of the night "This will be stuff that
you tell your grandchildren!!" lol So we went. Going
down there we felt like invincible motherfuckers. I
felt like I was Samuel L Jackson in Pulp Fiction,
Heather felt like Faith from Buffy at her most
psycho and Alex just was so out of his head he
didn't know what to feel. So we go into the shops
and we stand there laughing at the sandwiches for
about 5 minutes and then the crisps for about 2
minutes, me and Alex were just in kinks so much.
Then heather was over by the magazines convinced
they were all looking at her and that their faces
were melting on the front covers. Nothing was
happening, we didn't know what the fuck we were
doing so I just took it upon me to go to the counter
and talk to Tom who i have known at college and he
works there and things. So I go up to him and talk
and he was as cool as fuck, I didn't have a clue
what was going on really...but atleast I remembered
to buy cigarettes. That was cool, it was the reason
we went down. So we go to walk back up to my house,
we eventually get it and I just collapse and eat my
sandwich. My mum was coming back at 7pm and this was
about 5pm in the afternoon. We didn't have any
concept of time. When we went down to the shop we
felt like it was 9 at night. When I got back I was
on a really bad trip. We would go into huge laughing
sessions and then be really worried that we were
going to die...then laugh about it...then worry
about something else. Then we just listened to Do Me
Bad Things and played Tony Hawks Underground 2. My
mum was bringing us subway sandwiches back after
work but Alex couldn't stick around, he was totally
fucked. He wanted to walk home and he lives about 30
minutes away from me. I hope he got home alright. Me
and heather afterwards just sat and said that we are
never doing mushrooms again. The paranoia is imense.
I didn't feel like me at all, and this morning, the
morning after, I still don't. I guess it'll be back
to the daily grind of work in a couple of days,
wishing that while I am at work that I was on
mushrooms again haha. Nah, give me weed anyday. A
mellow cool laugh with your mates, reliable and
doesn't mentally mindfuck you and make you go out of
the house and laugh at tuna sandwiches and get
caught on camera.

I'm going for a lie down ]]> ~masochisticbarbi http://masochisticbarbi.deviantart.com/journal/3874798/ http://masochisticbarbi.deviantart.com/journal/3874798/ Fri, 19 Nov 2004 21:46:05 PST
1: Graham Coxon sang on Coffee and Tv! I thought it was Damon singing but n0o0o. That makes him more hot.

2: Graham Coxon has dimples when he smiles! Which makes him even hotter.

I found a picture of him wearing headphones

Today is a good day. Even though i'm at work.

I got the box set of every episode of Fist of the North Star through the post this morning and I think my scalp wobbled with joy. Every single fucking episode including episodes 22 to 36 of which that have not been televised over here in Britain.

Kick...................ASS. ]]> ~masochisticbarbi http://masochisticbarbi.deviantart.com/journal/3811362/ http://masochisticbarbi.deviantart.com/journal/3811362/ Thu, 11 Nov 2004 16:08:03 PST
I read an article in Bizzare Magazine about a guy with a fetish for Headphones and his wasn't really sexual...it was more of a quiet appriciation of them and how they enhance the human body...and I totally know what he means. I think that's what's cool about Jamie Hewletts art. They always have some kind of cool headwear that is totally sweet and the way he draws them is amazing.

I also have a thing for homoerotica. Basically I like to watch guys go at it. People all think i'm weird but it's just something that gets my motor running. Differen't strokes for differen't folks. Two straight guys who passionatly kiss just makes me melt. My friend Marie went to a friends hotel after going out clubbing and he had loads of friends there who were getting high and they were coming onto her. She was stone cold sober and thought she would take advantage and told these two guys who were being assholes to kiss infront of her for 2 minutes. They wouldn't do it unless she turned the light off so she did but the crafty bitch turned it back on again mid-kiss and took a picture on her phone..she is now currently blackmailing them as we speak lmao. Classic.

But there is one thing that I have that is an actual fetish and that is for mens lower backs, when they bend over and their shirt rides up and you see the dimples at the bottom. Only if the guy is hot is it a turn on but I seriously have to stop myself from running up and licking them. My guitar teacher bent over to pick up my guitar once and I never thought of him to be hot before hand but he had the most gorgeous lower back I have ever seen. I was literally drooling. He was all tanned and I couldn't concentrate on the rest of my lesson.

So If there are any guys out there who have a cool band t-shirt that tends to ride up a little, who wears headphones and sings into a loudhailer, has a thing for gasmasks and goggles and has a tendency to kiss guys just to please a girl. and look like this guy - [link] from Eighties Matchbox b-line disaster then send me a note ]]> ~masochisticbarbi http://masochisticbarbi.deviantart.com/journal/3789785/ http://masochisticbarbi.deviantart.com/journal/3789785/ Mon, 08 Nov 2004 22:24:26 PST ~masochisticbarbi http://masochisticbarbi.deviantart.com/journal/3745133/ http://masochisticbarbi.deviantart.com/journal/3745133/ Wed, 03 Nov 2004 16:11:14 PST It's Oh My God by The Kaiser Chiefs and it's going on [link] for £40...yes £40...just for the single.
Stuff is so much better when it's free!

Working alot ...still. I don't even have time to breathe these days. Plasterers are coming tomorrow and soon my room shall be done! After they have been all i have to do is paint it, put a carpet and a bed in and then bobs yer unkle...sweet!

I am really looking forward to the Mclusky gig. It's going to be the best gig evah. Got my mates coming around to get royally loaded before hand and after. It's gonna be great not having to sleep on the couch anymore.

The other day i got empaled! There is a metal spike in the couch between the cushions and mid sleep i rolled over onto it and it went right into the cheek of my fucking arse! about 2 inches in!. And I don't like things in my arse. Unless i'm really drunk. I hate being woken up gently never mind with a great big fucking spike in me and blood everywhere.

That really really sucked.

Getting a bass for Christmas. Looking forward to it. A Fender Jazz...The bassist fro Mclusky uses one of those and they kick off a great sound!

I want an Xbox so badly. I have started to get addicted to TimeSplitters 2. I seriously crave it.

God i'm 20 in January. I'm going to projectile vomit with fear of old age once it gets closer to the time. I want to still be in my teens. I don't wanna grow up. I think i'm just gonna stay the way I am and not worry about age...like old people claim that they do.

Still haven't got that scanner....still saving up for a new computer...saving saving saving...spending savings NOT on what I was saving up for. Repeat.

Listening to Beck alot. And Queen. Watching Bill Hicks and The Story of Ricky. Reading Johnny Rottens Biography.

If anyone has heard of any new cools bands let me know! ]]> ~masochisticbarbi http://masochisticbarbi.deviantart.com/journal/3705710/ http://masochisticbarbi.deviantart.com/journal/3705710/ Sat, 30 Oct 2004 00:43:18 PDT ~masochisticbarbi http://masochisticbarbi.deviantart.com/journal/3622927/ http://masochisticbarbi.deviantart.com/journal/3622927/ Mon, 18 Oct 2004 21:24:23 PDT Just for the sheer fact that it was 'sick'. But she also brought it home to show me this thing called Jo Jo To The Stars. It looks fucking brilliant.

Here is the review that Bizarre mag gave it -

Touring the world as we speak is Resfest, an anual digital film festival showcasing the best of todays music videos and short films. Among the highlights is a beautiful yet nightmarish, 12 minute opus called Jo Jo In The Stars, an extemely atmospheric, black and white film that uses state-of-the-art animation to create something that looks 100 years old. The man behind it is Marc Craste, animation director at London's studio AKA. Before Jo Jo, and party as a reaction to 15 years making ads, Marc created three very short "noir slasher" films, concerning an evangelist, a dominatrix, a disobedient guide dog and a murdered pizza boy, and all set in a desolate tower block called Pica Towers. In Jo Jo, an epic love story unfolds in and around the same location's run down circus, prisons and underground dungeons. Marc plans to continue his Pica Towers series, which may yet allow his unproduced, feature-length screenplay Tower of Blood to see the light of day. Find out more at [link] and catch Jo Jo in the stars at Resfest, which tours Britain in October and November.

I watched the trailer on the website and I was just in awe. How I didn't know about this earlier i'll never know. Check it oot. For anyone who loves atmospheric and haunting yet just plain fucking cool cinema/animation. ]]> ~masochisticbarbi http://masochisticbarbi.deviantart.com/journal/3507116/ http://masochisticbarbi.deviantart.com/journal/3507116/ Tue, 12 Oct 2004 05:09:44 PDT
Death From Above 1979 are this new Canadian band who are basically made up of just a bassist and a drummer and thats all they need. When I heard their first single Romantic Nights on the tv...I was hooked. Another album added to my want list.

Eighties Matchbox B-Line Disaster are just amazing. They have a new long overdue album coming out at the end of this month and it's going to be one of the best albums out this year. Their new single Rise of the Eagle is just so fucking great that I am utterly transfixed when the video is on and it makes everything go out of my mind ...with the power of it's fucking class-ness. I need this album like I need air...and dorittos.

Some of the words that I could kinda make out (don't hold me to this)

I wanna fly like an Eagle
I wanna sing like Sinatra
I got a date with Destruction
I wanna learn like a mother.

ALL DRESSED UP AND READY TO GO!
ALL DRESSED UP AND READY TO GO!

*totally demented creepy baseline*

If you don't have their first album Horse of the Dog then you're missing out.
Easily one of the best singles this year too. I never used to like TEMBD but they weave a way into your brain like mynd maggotz.

The Martini Hendry Rifles are a 3 piece from idontknowsvill. They seemed to happen out of nowhere but they are like a mix between Liars and Death From Above but have their own spin. Looking forward to that album also.

Ikara Colt have been floating about for a while. But i'm liking their new album. It's a cross between pulp and some spazzy New York rock and roll electro scene...with a hint of The Von Bondies but not enough to make them lame.

Sons and Daughters have the darkest sound. Their new single Johnny Cash haunts your soul but in a good way. The dirty dark sound they make mixed with normal clean man vocals and a screetching lady keyboard player are sublime. I don't have the album yet but I hope it lives up to that promise of their new single.

Kill Kenada have had a couple of singles out but it's enough to see their potential already. Massachusetts Murder Medallions was a brilliant single and had a great video. So why no album? I have been hearing about this band for nearly a year now and nothing. They had better produce the goods soon because it would be nice to hear what they are capable of.

The Futureheads come from Sunderland. I didn't know people liked good music there...never mind actually produce one of the most exciting bands this year. They sound was needed. And so was the fact that they sing in Sunderland accents. It's cool that they showed Geordie pride...even though they are from Sunderland. They had alot of media twats asking them why they sang in their original accents...basically wondering why they would want to contaminate music with a dirty crap non-standard English Northern accent....and they responded with " Well Julian Casablancas sings in his own accent but I don't see you asking him that"
I actually think they are the best New Band this year. Because they have established a ground base and have put out an album that from start to finish is great. With a great cover of kate Bush song Hounds of Love...weird northerner stompy scratchy mad style. I hope this band never stops writing.

Neils' Children are psudo underground spazz punk but they pull it off. They dress up on stange and wear A Clock Work Orange make up and just really enjoy putting on a good show. Hopefully their album should be sublime.

Dogs Die in Hot Cars are weird. They first and new album Describe Yourself is hard to talk about because I can't really figure out what it is. Which is always a good thing. It's a mixture of Electronic 80s New Wave madness mixed with a hint of Peter Gabriel but for 2004. Infact that aint really a patch on it. Probably better if people make their own asumptions.

Bloc Party have been wowing the underground Brit scene since summer and every single they bring out is better than the last. This album is going to be all killer and no filler...I hope. Hailing from New Cross in the slums of London where drab hip hop is the norm they make a really unique rock 'n' roll sound for the times. They stand out and so does their style. You can see their influences in there like New Order and the Pixies and just the general rock that's floating about in the air at the moment. When their first single - Banquet - came out, it was never off the fucking telly...which was good... ]]> ~masochisticbarbi http://masochisticbarbi.deviantart.com/journal/3486410/ http://masochisticbarbi.deviantart.com/journal/3486410/ Fri, 01 Oct 2004 08:37:31 PDT
But it just seems at the moment that there arn't enough hours in the day.

I'm going onto nightshift starting monday. 10 hour shifts. But i'm bringing in my Guess Who board game and Sarah is going to bring in her PS2 and we'll just play Tony Hawks Underground all night. Sweet as.

I got my Warp dvd and Zen TV dvd but I can't watchem because the DVD and CD drive on my computer is totally fucked and my actual dvd player (which i got for £10 from Marie) only plays in dark green on my crappy tv.

The Vandals are playing here soon. I shall be aquiring a ticket or 3. Also Fatboy Slim is playing here but i'll be working so that fucking SUCKS.

Listening to The Ordinary Boys album - Over The Counter Culture has been a saviour. I have only been working in a legit job for about 6 weeks now but it's already starting to grind me down a little. Still....it's better than working for Germans and atleast I know i'm going to get paid.

I have to seriously curb my amazon spending habbits. I looked through my entire list of all that I had bought and counted it up and it comes to over £2000...fucking two grand!!! ...It's disgusting. It's mostly stuff bought on overdraft that I shall still be paying for in my rocking chair in the ol' bastards home....I have a killer CD collection tho and that's all that matters muaha.

I think I am turning into one of those arseholes...yknow...the ones that only talk about their job and the crappy pay cheque? ....if you have read the above you will probably think that of me already. What happened to being not bothered about achieving 'goals'...about phisically vomiting whenever I heard the words 9 to 5? ....I'm becoming so fucking lame in my old age.

Have I sold out?

I don't know....I'm past caring. Poverty makes you that way. You can only put up with not being able to buy toilet paper or food when it's a bad week only so much.

I know my friends think I have sold out...just for getting a job. They used to feel a bit more comfortable in their situation when I would sprout witterings about it being pathetic to work and live your life for the job. But some of them actually had jobs at the time. They were earning and could afford to pay their phonebill yet still felt they had a little bit of control over their lives when we would talk about how much they hated work and how its 'only a part time thing...yknow...a gap filler...a jumping off point'

I dunno.
I have just realised that I over analise things way too much. I'm going to go back on amazon and make my bank manager have a stroke. ]]> ~masochisticbarbi http://masochisticbarbi.deviantart.com/journal/3429992/ http://masochisticbarbi.deviantart.com/journal/3429992/ Thu, 23 Sep 2004 15:43:54 PDT
Would you lactate instead of crying?

Alan Partridge - "This is Radio Norwich, and that was Big Yellow Taxi by Joni Mitchell, a song in which Joni complains that they 'paved paradise to put up a parking lot', a measure which actually would have alleviated traffic congestion on the outskirts of paradise, something which Joni singularly fails to point out, because it doesn't quite fit with her blinkered view of the world. It's 4.37 a.m. and you're listening to 'Up with The Partridge'.............."

Listening to

Prefuse 73 - Radio Attack
Chk Chk Chk (!!!) - Hello_Is this thing on?
Quinoline Yellow - Keys to my Lemur
Wagon christ - Sorry to make you Lush
Air - Moon Safari
Beck - Odelay
Ex Models - Zoo Psychology


Looking forward to

DVD - Shaun of the Dead
DVD - Warp Vision on the 27th of Sept
DVD - Danger 50,000 volts 27th of Sept
DVD - The Goonies
DVD - Napolean Dynamite
CD - Interpol - Antics
Gig - Babyshambles 27th Sept

Check out WarpRecords ... [link] ]]> ~masochisticbarbi http://masochisticbarbi.deviantart.com/journal/3337378/ http://masochisticbarbi.deviantart.com/journal/3337378/ Sat, 11 Sep 2004 09:12:30 PDT Got my provisional liscence paperwork today so i'm psyched about learning to drive 'n' shiat.
I wanted a scooter but that idea has started to evaporate because of the price really. I'd rather run people over in my car.

I was speaking to my cousin Heather who lives in California earlier this week and she kicks fucking ass. She's helping me get my life on track...and God knows I need the help!
When I go over there she is going to take me vintage t-shirt shopping and go to all the Independant Cinemas and watch some messed up movies.
You just don't get that kind of thing here.
Newcastle...ok...has it's good things. But it's cons outweigh the pros and I don't give a fuck what anyone says because it feels that way to me!.


I have been bad, momma.

I spent £60 of my first wage on CDs instead of paying the rent.

Whatever.

In the early hours of Friday morning I got woken up my the phone ringing. It was 1am and I hear..."Hello, this is Yaz" ...(my mums work mate)
Well i'm all discombobulated and trying not to drool on the phone dials.
I say " Hello Yaz, shall I get mum for ya?
"No" he says. "I wanna talk to you"

"o........kay"
"well then?"

"Well I was wondering if you could get me some weed"

"Er.....Now? fuck man, it's 1'o'clock in the morning for fucks sake"

"Yeah yeah I know, soz about that. But I REALLY need some weed"

"I can get you some by Monday"

"N0o0o0o0o0o0o0. I WANT IT NOW. I have a job interview tomorrow and I need to be baked so I can pass it"

"Erm, don't you want to be compus mentis for your interview?"

"What you on about?"
"Of course I don't!"
"I'd wig out man!"

"I haven't had any for weeks Yaz sorry, there has been a drought of it over here"

"What? ..you aint had any for weeks? OH MY GOD. We need to get you stoned as soon as possible"

"Haha well thanks for the thought but erm...i'm not THAT dependent on it"

"No No No we have to get you loaded and I mean soon!...I'll post a couple of spliffs through your letter box on Monday"

"Cool with me, thanks!"

"Laters"


....And that doth complete one of the most fucked up conversations I have ever had. Apart from the one about Neil Buchanan from Art Attack with Suzi...and the one with the Team Manager about the fall of the Roman Empire.

Things I think kick ass

Warp records
[link]

Warp dvd (available 27th september) [link]

Nigel Cooke
[link]

Andy Watt
[link]

80's Matchbox B-line Disaster
[link]

Vjing
[link]

The Futureheads
[link]

Chris Cunningham
[link]

Mclusky -
[link]
[link]

Graffiti crew - TMMDI
[link] ]]> ~masochisticbarbi http://masochisticbarbi.deviantart.com/journal/3283794/ http://masochisticbarbi.deviantart.com/journal/3283794/ Sat, 04 Sep 2004 08:33:11 PDT
I'm starting to really hate music 'writers' whos jobs are basically sitting around on their arses fliping a coin on who they are going to talk down or talk up in their shitty little page 98 2 inch by 7 inch column.

They are completely talentless....yet raking the money in by crushing peoples hardwork into dust....or praising fuckwits who only got a record deal from taking it up the arse by a few hundred label bosses.

Here is my tip...

NME - Payed by daddy Oxford 'educated' bunch of fucking wankers who don't know their arsehole from their elbow.

Kerrang - also known as 'Kerrap'...nuff said ]]> ~masochisticbarbi http://masochisticbarbi.deviantart.com/journal/3194022/ http://masochisticbarbi.deviantart.com/journal/3194022/ Sat, 28 Aug 2004 03:57:01 PDT

First week over and done with. It's been cool. Got 89% on my final test which rules. Even though Andy my trainer told me i got 79% thus not achieving the 80% minimum to pass.

I believed him.

Was gutted.

Then he said JOKIN!!!

....and I called him a cunt.

End of story you would think...but oh no. He made my liver quiver with sheer fright that I would have to sit through the Nancy 'It's fun to be good' Friedman 16 video box sets on how to control 'Emotional Leakage' in the work place for 2 days.

He thinks it's over.

It's not.

I will get my revenge.

I was speaking to this guy I had to buddy up to listen in on his calls. I thought he was a bit standoffish at first but then he said to me..

"woah, are you wearing a Texas Chainsaw Massacre T-shirt? TO WORK?"

And i said Yes! And he said I had made his day So we ended up talking about all the gore movies under the sun and The Prodigy's new album. He was cool, i know his girlfriend and we went to the same college. I took about 5 cigarette breaks inbetween and had a toffee crunch and some diet coke and played on Pinball a little bit.
But next week is going to be a stresser. I can't wait until I know all this stuff like the back of my hand so I am secure in the fact that I will be surely getting a weekly paycheck. Because it's all up in the air and eating my thoughts a bit. I prolly wont pass the speaking check test and get sacked...but i'll just go back to college if that happens.

I really want a scooter.
I want a mod sticker and a parker and i'm going to drive around and pretend i'm in the 60's and tell old people to fuck off in a cockney accent.

Recomended downloadable tracks of the week

You Do, You Die by The Scaramanga Six
Horror with Eyeballs by The Dissociatives
Hyper Music by Muse
ManRay by The Futureheads
Los Angeles by X
Bad Weekend by Art Brut
Girls feat The Ping Pong Girls by The Prodigy
ANYTHING BY 80's MATCHBOX B-LINE DISASTER
(why doesn't everyone know about this band? They are amazing and crazy as fuck!)

Assasinator 13 by Chikinki
Go Ahead Now by The Polysics



I have been Nancy Friedman.
Till next time.
And remember..... Its fun to be good!


~This has been a Nancy Friedman production~ ]]> ~masochisticbarbi http://masochisticbarbi.deviantart.com/journal/3179119/ http://masochisticbarbi.deviantart.com/journal/3179119/ Sat, 21 Aug 2004 09:55:39 PDT
She knocked.

Peered through the window.

Knocked again. On the hour. Every hour for 2 days.

My computer is now fixed!

Yayness! No lameness!

And for FREE also. Things just taste alot better when they are free.

But not for my mum, lots of sexual favours were involved, it's a good thing she had her teeth removed early. Gummay.

I actually got a job today after a 3 hour interview. My first proper job. My first interview. I start on Monday but mum is away from Sunday till Wednesday because of her job and training course and everything so that'll suck because i'll have no one to bring me things, wash my clothes and make me my lunch for work. SHE IS SOOOO FUCKING SELFISH I SWEAR!!..... BITCH!!!
Yup I advise people on BT Broadband if they are having problems...haw haw haw GUFaw...I can't even sort out my own.

Throughout the interview I heard my tummy gurgling because I was still recovering from having a huge boozefest the other night. I can still hear my liver screaming. There were 100 questions and I only failed 3 - the maths ones...I suck at math. I'm only good when it comes to money and the matter of me being paid.

I'm going to go drink again tonight at Nicolas bfs hoose because Stus parents are away...still have to go outside for a cigarette tho...

So how is everyone and everything?

By the way is rectal itching normal or does it imply worms? ]]> ~masochisticbarbi http://masochisticbarbi.deviantart.com/journal/3048916/ http://masochisticbarbi.deviantart.com/journal/3048916/ Thu, 19 Aug 2004 19:05:46 PDT
Adios

One last thing - Check out - [link]
- this one actually fucking works this time you'll laugh your ass off.

]]> ~masochisticbarbi http://masochisticbarbi.deviantart.com/journal/2973334/ http://masochisticbarbi.deviantart.com/journal/2973334/ Mon, 26 Jul 2004 15:24:31 PDT



Check out mah dead journal - [link] ]]> ~masochisticbarbi http://masochisticbarbi.deviantart.com/journal/2871390/ http://masochisticbarbi.deviantart.com/journal/2871390/ Sat, 17 Jul 2004 22:55:24 PDT Ok that really cheapens stuff...I know that...but hot geek nerds make me

I just got his new album Happiness in Magazines and it's brilliant. It's a bit in places but on the whole it's a fucking good job by the cox...ter.

Best songs on the album -

Spectacular
Freakin' Out
People of the Earth
No Good Time
Bottom Bunk ::extra delicious::

I'm starting to get really irritated with the whole way that my room is going, I have so much to do and my head is spinning. The cost of time and money makes me want to puke my spleen. Things arn't moving as fast as I had hoped...in every single area of my life pretty much. But fuck it. I can't get drunk either because i'm on certain tablets that will not let me get pissed. Gutted

It pisses me off that i'm afraid of technology so much. I guess i'll have to get used to it. I want one of those really fuck off expensive mac powerbook doodahs and stuff but I wouldn't have the first clue on how to work it and it's too expensive to fuck something like that up

I wish I lived in Montmarte in France...it's a gorgeous place seen on films like Amelie. Now that would rule. Better than Newcastle....where nothing ever happens apart from the football teams losing and the wife beating ...I would adore to be proved wrong...but it'll never happen. The only way you get out of a place that you hate is if you have 2 things - a money or an education...but you normally need both if you're going to get out and stay out.

Listening to lately

Brainiac
The Ravonettes
Graham Coxon
The Libertines
The Eagles of Death Metal
The Scaramanga Six
The Pixies
... ]]> ~masochisticbarbi http://masochisticbarbi.deviantart.com/journal/2811167/ http://masochisticbarbi.deviantart.com/journal/2811167/ Mon, 05 Jul 2004 17:27:27 PDT
Next she'll be having another kid and it'll look like the 3 eyed fish from the Simpsons {shudder} .....or Slurms McKenzie.....or....oh my god...maybe even Roseanne Barr ......


{screams and runs out the door} ]]> ~masochisticbarbi http://masochisticbarbi.deviantart.com/journal/2802436/ http://masochisticbarbi.deviantart.com/journal/2802436/ Sun, 04 Jul 2004 13:41:32 PDT

It may not be illegal but it's a matter of respect...I listen to ALL music too....but not stuff that cancels out the other...how can you listen to Duality and then listen to ' You are the cherrios on my spoon' ... i'm sure that Slipknot and Korn would be crying like a kiddie with a scraped knee and shit to get people who call Avril and Simple Plan 'rock' to stop buying their records and lumping them in with the same group ...yo (pulls - i'm a black rapper and i got a bently - poses)
It's is certainly not illegal to like different kinds of bands and things like that, but it is a matter of respect for bands and artists on the underground or who work on their music, put heart into it, stand by it and who arn't in it for the money ...you are supposed to honor that music and what it stands for not lump them in with 15 dollar an album pussies who sing about sk8r bois and suck corporate cock.

That is all i'm saying.

I might be wrong in your eyes, that's cool, like what you like...all i said was...Slipknot AND Avril?....how does that work?...it was a genuwine question because i don't get it.
I just don't get how someone can like Slipknot and then say that they love Avril...it's an insult to Slipknot...and it's another sucker added to the tally for the big business cunts who see people like you as a brainless bottomless pit of money.

Like what you like, but don't come blasting me when i don't understand ]]> ~masochisticbarbi http://masochisticbarbi.deviantart.com/journal/2775091/ http://masochisticbarbi.deviantart.com/journal/2775091/ Fri, 02 Jul 2004 13:33:48 PDT
Mclusky are coming to my town which is the best news I have had in years. I literally got palpitations when I read NME today and saw the advert. It's in 6 months time but that gives me just about enough time to save up for the fucking ticket.

And I still have a Mod and 60's/80's revive obsession....Godammit.

I hate [link] for not delivering my parcle on time. And I hate the English benifits system for totaly screwing over a disabled friend in dire need.
I love classic cars but I hate people who review them in magazines.

I have realised that my art is shit but there is nothing that I can do about it because my scanner is but a carcass. No photos....no nothun.

No New Wave No Fun.

......Mclusky rule so fucking hard. I hope i'm not dissapoined when they play my town...because there is nothing like a band that acts like an arsehole to deaden your love for the music.

Check out he has just come to Da and he's cool...so there!! and check out also she likes spaced and things like that! ]]> ~masochisticbarbi http://masochisticbarbi.deviantart.com/journal/2758638/ http://masochisticbarbi.deviantart.com/journal/2758638/ Mon, 28 Jun 2004 21:00:22 PDT
I saw a video for The Ordinary Boys - Talk, talk talk @ [link] and on MTV2 Europe and i really liked the classic car in their video. I couldn't figure what type it was so i went on a cruisade to find out what it was 3 days later of treking through Classic Car magazine and the internet, i find a picture of a 1973 BMW....i get turned on....feel conflicted for a moment and think, is it weird...like, sicko weird, if you want to marry a car....it can't be as bad as being a necromantic or a horse fucker...but there has gotta be a name for it.

Moving on...... I sit for another couple of more days and compare the cars that i had found to the one in the video, listening to the brilliant song. I'm not sure what the fuck to do...i can't find the exact car....so i go over to [link] and ask the people on the forums...like a fucking nerd. But i don't care....i NEEDED to know what car it was. Like a cop who NEEDS to get that serial killer...and he doesn't care how many hours he has to sit and eat donuts to get him. I ask people on the website....no body knows......one guy said it was a merc...it wasn't, i knew it wasn't, the classic mercs and BMWs have a totally different signature grill and shape...(but it is a Mod type car and they mostly drove designer Mercs back then apparantly so i guess he was just going on that). So i find on XFM.com that the car IS a BMW and i pat myself on the back. I then scan through everything BMW i can find. I eventually find the car that i wanted....a 1972 BMW 3.0 CSA.....it's not the exact same one as in that video ...that has got to be a custom job, superficially only....but it's close enough for me....I guess (trying to repress OCD)

I then start to research the history of the car, time period, what it's linked to...I then start to really get into The Ordinary Boys' music...I discovered that they are influenced by The Jam, The Kinks, The Stranglers, The Who and all that kind of stuff. So i look them up...then i get into the style...heavily into the style and the culture. I love the way that is is so damn Brittish. Like Blur were, there was no mistaking what they were about or the charm that they oozed....it's the same with Supergrass. Indie rock mod 'n' roll ...if there is such a thing. I just made that up.

So i go to all the mod websites and start reading up on everything to do with that time period and culture. The bikes!!! Vespas, mopeds, The clothes, the cars, the parkers, the music!!!, the decor, youth culture and the art!! But what played just as big a role in the whole thing was the Films of that era. On all these websites the name Quadrophenia was contantly being dropped.

I have never seen Quardrophenia...but it seems that evey fucker else has. So i spend 3 hours tuning in the second hand video player my mum got off her friend (the dvd part of my comp is fucked and so is the dvd player i got off my friend Marie...it only plays in dark green *rolls eyes*).

My mum rings around ALL of the Blockbuster stores (because i'm socally inept on the phone) in the NorthEast...we call all the Libraries....nothin'. I then remember one drunken night a few years ago i wandered into a shop with some friends to get out of the rain and it happened to be Tony's Video Shop deep down into the highstreet...in my drunked bligerant haze i must have subscribed to a video card so that he woudn't chuck me out or something.
We search for ages for the card...and find it in an old bag in the loft!. My mum goes down to Tony's shop (because i'm lazy...but i did buy her a KFC to make up for her troubles....well ok...she was going there for me anyways but still!!...i made an effort!) and he has all these great old videos that you can't get anymore. He said he had Quadrophenia on VHS and i was extatic. So mum brings it home along with a Mini fillet burger with a side order of tumour and we start the film.

The End Happens.

And because i have nothing else to feed my pathetically retarded mind on.....I have a new Obsession.

Mods.

Everything about the 60's and early 70's mod culture I seem to have fallen in love with and I can't stop myself.
It used to be the 50's ...don't get me wrong, I still love ev... ]]> ~masochisticbarbi http://masochisticbarbi.deviantart.com/journal/2723055/ http://masochisticbarbi.deviantart.com/journal/2723055/ Tue, 22 Jun 2004 22:08:47 PDT ~masochisticbarbi http://masochisticbarbi.deviantart.com/journal/2680842/ http://masochisticbarbi.deviantart.com/journal/2680842/ Thu, 17 Jun 2004 08:33:38 PDT "In a months time everything should be sorted out and you'll probably move onto a newer bigger problem or be kicking back and relaxing...this could become a bigger problem if you let it. Just ride it out, try and solve the problem best you can and then hopefully you'll be kicking back in a month"

What an asshole.

There is somethings in life that you can't just solve, they are meant to be long term or everlasting, like dealing with the shit going on in your head that only makes sense to you. I was watched Donnie Darko, American Beauty and Happiness which were quickly followed by alot of vodka and I realised, this stuff in these movies arn't that surreal. Yeah ok so i'm sure everybody has been visited by a big blue fucky looking rabbit talking about the end of the world with a mangled eye and a psychotron voice....my uncle dressed like that every easter...we had fun....and cake and he made me feel very special at bedtimes.

I seem to be having alot of bad luck lately. Nothing seems to go right. It would be nice to have a day go by when you could just sit and not think of the past, or the future, and that the moment you were in wasn't invaded by bad thoughts or fucked up memories. I'm starting to find it really hard to get away from myself. See...it's making me sound like i should be on a fuckin' Oprah Winfrey special. I think you know you need a break when you're sick of listening to yourself. Because if you are...then it's a concrete fact that everybody who knows you thought that of you a hell of a long time.

I have been just taking time out and I still am. And my scanner doesn't work. As well as another multitude of things on this crude excuse for a 'computer'

I feel strangely compelled to Radiohead lately, I crave wanting to listen to them, even though i never have before...weird. All that depressing synth shit is starting to sound appealing..... especially the 2+2 = 5 song...and Just (you do it to yourself) ...oh no...i think i might be growing a nodule in my brain that makes me want to invest in a morgage...i think....yes? no? maybe? YESSSSS....i might be maturing........actually....probably not.


Download or buy some REUBEN, Liars, The Scaramanga Six, Chinikiki, Neils Children... they have been some of the best bands around for a while yet no praise. I currently have an extreamly sore neck from lone moshing to Freddy Kruger by Reuben.

I think I have breast cancer...or i'm growing a 3rd nipple...rad..i have something to pick at now.....yknow I hate that fucking chick 'guitarist' from Ash...and i say chick guitarist...because she talks shit, stands in the back ground looking moody, she does play the guitar well, the best i have seen out there so far...and i stress SO FAR....apart from the chick in the Donnas ...she is a good guitarist, all of her guitar parts sound the same tho, but that's the Donnas, they try hard to sound the same. That must be hard to do when you actually want to do it. The reason why i have a fucking conniption fit when that Ash bitch comes on the tv...is because she is dating Edgar Wright and hanging out with all of the people that i look up to, and to be honest, it cheapens them because she makes is obvious that all the people who did stuff that i love (shaun of the Dead, Spaced) are all necking pink champale and talking about how good it is to be them now that they are hanging out with a poor excuse for a rockstar.

Not only that...but the Karen O fro the Yeah Yeah Yeahs wore the same hairstyle that i have been planning for ages at the Mtv Awards that i just happened to stumble on last night *coughs* So now if i go out in the hairstyle that i have have been drawing and looking forward to then people will go Oh yr trying to be Karen O...SONS OF BITCHES.....and yknow what....i would try and talk about how i thought of that hairstyle first and they would shrug it off. And rightly so because i would do the same. I'm wanking on about bollocks i know but it's really unimportant shit that means something to me right now because I am a cracked machine.

Can anyone tell me any Brainiac lyrics?

]]> ~masochisticbarbi http://masochisticbarbi.deviantart.com/journal/2459975/ http://masochisticbarbi.deviantart.com/journal/2459975/ Wed, 19 May 2004 01:00:39 PDT
God...i wish England had Vicodin.

I have met some rightious people on here and you all still rock....but not as much as me...because i saw NOFX live and Fat Mike smiled at me, not the hot chick behind me that was flashing her tatas at him...but me!. Yeah...beat that!

{grabs pipe and looks towards the sky}

I shall be back some day ...it's just that i was a 2 dimentional person born in a 3 dimentional world...i shall understand it in this torrid future to be.

And I shall leave you with these words ...

I am goes down to's the shops to buy 10 fags and a packet
of crisps. Do you want anyfing? I AM A ROBOT, I AM A ROBOT
HAHAHhahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAH


UR MAMS GOT A PENIZ



]]> ~masochisticbarbi http://masochisticbarbi.deviantart.com/journal/2449524/ http://masochisticbarbi.deviantart.com/journal/2449524/ Mon, 17 May 2004 16:14:44 PDT This computer is going to be so hard to figure out with the new things going on. Turns out the guy who set up my computer at the start - a family 'friend' - stole the start up disk and i had to get a new one.
It's 11:43 at night and the guy from [link] just left around an hour ago and i don't even know how i have gotten onto the internet :laughs: ...i just pressed a button and
here i am. For my computer to be fixed the end fee was.......::drumroll::

............280 pounds....and the pound sign button only has a # when i press it ::sarcastic face::

Life is going severly downhill, I have the summer flu and I can't hear properly and I feel like a firework went off in my ears. I nearly got fired and my boss screamed at my mum down the phone because we couldn't get back online and he had to do my shifts, my mum has put me on that cabbage soup diet because she is doing it and doesn't
want to fail alone AND...now here's the clincher ....my precious 10 year smoking habbit is no longer.
No one loved a cigarette more than me...but my skin started to go all pimply so i went to the docsand he said i have to stop smoking because it's prematurely aging my skin. Whoopty-fucking-doo!

It's 3 days into not smoking and already the 'just been beaten up and smeared my face with a stick of butter'
look has gone...which i guess is a plus...my skin hasn't looked this good in a long fucking time.

Ugh i have to work tomorrow morning and i have to download ICQ and i don't have an outlook express email
addy yet because i don't know how to figure the incoming and outgoing thing.

...oh...aswell.. i tried to forget about this...but since i'm
realing off every-fucking-thing that has gone wrong in the past 2 weeks i might aswell include this fucking peach. On Friday, me and my mum missed a phonecall by a second
and it was a tv channel ringing us to tell us we had won a 150,000 house in Florida. We missed the call because
I was sick and fast asleep and my mum was upstairs. We pressed 1471 (*69) and caller withheld their number. They tried to ring us on Live Television on Channel 3 'I want that House' to tell us we had won but this rich couple from Devon
won that house by default.

{screams into the air like Drew Barrymore on Donny Darko}

I think that Satan himself is fucking me in the arse.

::breaks down and sobs uncontrollably then eats some cabbage soup:: ]]> ~masochisticbarbi http://masochisticbarbi.deviantart.com/journal/2390205/ http://masochisticbarbi.deviantart.com/journal/2390205/ Sun, 09 May 2004 05:52:48 PDT about when everything is looking good and yr starting to enjoy life and as soon as you say nothing can go wrong...everything goes totaly fucking insane and what you thought was going to be sweet ...isn't.

What the fuck is up with that? ]]> ~masochisticbarbi http://masochisticbarbi.deviantart.com/journal/2298459/ http://masochisticbarbi.deviantart.com/journal/2298459/ Sun, 25 Apr 2004 20:33:28 PDT = i especially can't stop listening to.

Ima Robot - self titled album (i love this fuckin band!)
The Mars Volta - De-Loused at the Comatorium
Blur - The Best Of
Weezer - the Blue album
80's Matchbox B-line Disaster - Mr. Mental (single)
Queen - Sheer Heart Attack
The Strokes - Room on Fire
Stellastarr - Self titled
The Killers - Mr. Brightside/Somebody Told me (singles)
Shaun of the Dead - Soundtrack
Spaced - Soundtrack
The Left Rights - self titled
Adult - Anxiety Always
The Adolescents - Self titled
Bad Brains - Self titled
Sigur Ros - Agaetis byrjun
Discharge - Hear Nothing See Nothing Say Nothing
Electric Six - Fire
Aphex Twin - Selected Ambient Works 85 - 92
Aphex Twin - Drukgs
The Vibrators - V2 - pure Mania
Devo - Q: Are We Not Men A: We Are Devo/Devo Live
Brainiac - Hissing Prigs in Static Couture
MSI - Frankenstein Girls Will Seem Strangely Sexy
MSI - Alienating Our Audience
Nuclear Rabbit - More Human


Albums i'm waiting for

Mclusky - The Difference Between You And me Is That I'm Not On Fire - Out May 17th

The Killers - Hot Fuss - Out June 7th ]]> ~masochisticbarbi http://masochisticbarbi.deviantart.com/journal/2290393/ http://masochisticbarbi.deviantart.com/journal/2290393/ Sat, 24 Apr 2004 17:32:11 PDT
I hate where i live, it's a shithole and the people are cunts. I don't want to be wandering around Newcastle when i'm 40 wondering what the fuck happened and why i didn't go after my dreams, or create doors for myself via education in which i could be allowed to experiment with what i'm into. Maybe i'm over intellectualising, i don't care. I can't stop thinking...like all of the time....it's about nothing productive, just shit.

I feel in a slump, i fucking hate England so much. It has nothing to offer when you don't have alot of money. And even if you do, it's still a shithole filled with arseholes. I wanna live in Canada so much but me and my mum would have to buy our house first, then do it up nice, then sell it while visiting Canada a few times (we're thinking Toronto) then go through the whole process of emigrating and buying a house over there.
But what happens when we get there? The same old thing...just in a different country? ....i really wanna go back to college but i'm losing that zest i used to have for it. My days are spent sitting at this cocksucker of a computer, working my arse off and getting screamed at by my German boss and not being paid on time. I always said that my dignity would never have a price. But i sold out a long time ago. ]]> ~masochisticbarbi http://masochisticbarbi.deviantart.com/journal/2226602/ http://masochisticbarbi.deviantart.com/journal/2226602/ Thu, 15 Apr 2004 03:48:29 PDT
I had a lump in my throat at the end because it was so beautiful (lame!). But when i got home i had this feeling of ...shit...what am i'm going to look forward to now? It left a bit of a void, but it's better than never seeing it of course.

My mate Marie just called round spontaniously ...she knew that I had been looking forward to see SotD for nearly 2 years and she took the night off work without even saying anything and just called and said, RIGHT! we are going to go see Shaun of the Dead and i'm paying. It was so nice. I went with her and my mum and i was so fucking amped to go. I had been putting it off to go till the end of this week or next week. But my job was taken down for website maintainance and i didn't have to work. The night just seemed to totally fall into place.

I can't say enough good things about SotD. It lived up to my expectations ...which is a hard thing to do when you have been thinking about what it would be like for a long time. And Marie and my mum loved it too, and they arn't Zombie loving freaks either.

Anyways...i'm not going to talk about the actual film because of spoilers so go and see it, it's out in the states and Australia soon.

]]> ~masochisticbarbi http://masochisticbarbi.deviantart.com/journal/2176522/ http://masochisticbarbi.deviantart.com/journal/2176522/ Thu, 08 Apr 2004 04:16:13 PDT
Long time no Da ......i suck.....i can't help it...i ..just...suck

{shrug}

I have an awesome compelling feeling to upload something then i remember i have nothing to upload. Working sucks but i gotta do it if i want to leave this hell hole of a country.

BLAME CANADA ......infact lets not, i want to live there but i checked [link] and the fact that the front page had GIRL GETS BRUTALLY MURDERED AND WE DON'T REALLY CARE BECAUSE SHE IS CHINESE as the open banner slogan.........it's making me want to go more. Yes! lets burn the Chinese, we would have endless fuel but less porn...and that's not a good thing....infact...BURN BUSH i'm sure the unlimited supply of hot air would keep us all warm.

Shaun of the Dead...aka..the pinnacle of my rotted existence is happening tomorrow. They are crafty motherfuckers putting it out on a bank holiday ..and riding on the face of Dawn of the Dead...i thought they had fucked up at first but instead it turns out they were geniuses and i'm a douche.

Seen avril lavignes new video? I laughed my ass off when i saw her with blonder hair and wearing hardly anything in that video. I read a thingy on line WAAAAAAAY before her I SUCK tour ......they predicted that she would be wearing next to nothing and if something ...it would be something pink and black, the song would be a ballad and her hair would be lighter. I rest my case....but i wish i was resting my foot on her fucking gammy spacko face. See...i rhyme better than that bitch with...."you are the cherios in my spoon"....i hope she chokes on her mothers pussy juice. I guess the bad thing about Canada is two things: The way they say 'aboot' and that she comes from there....but she is from the gay french canadian part and we all know that the french - in any shape or form - suck. I want to live in the part that is close to America so i can go over there and not feel too gay about being Canadian now.


Listening to

(one of the best albums i own) The Mars Volta - De-Loused In The Comatorium
Blur - The Best of
Weezer - The Blue Album (looking forward to the revised one with Paperface added Demo)
Extream - Play With me ]]> ~masochisticbarbi http://masochisticbarbi.deviantart.com/journal/2060913/ http://masochisticbarbi.deviantart.com/journal/2060913/ Fri, 26 Mar 2004 08:44:43 PST
Shaun of the Dead coming out on the 9th of April, me and my mate Suzi are gonna go and get drunk at the back, barf all over the balcony like Chunk from the Goonies and then pass out outside and piss ourselves in the gutter while a tramp pisses on us....i can't wait, it should be good times.
The one thing i'm worring about is that Dawn of the Dead is coming out soon ...i hope people...rephrase ...STUPID people don't save their money for DotD and instead go and see a horror spoof movie of DotD that is gonna kick so much ass that their heads will explode like that Scanners movie moment.
Either that will happen or said STUPID people will think that Shaun of the Dead is just a miss-print and will stroll right into the cinema and spend their hard earned cash on multi tickets. Mind you, there is not many people here that will go and see SotD...in Newcastle most people only have the brain capactiy of Gigli ...or Muppets take over Paris.

I'm working on a huge graffiti piece in my back garden, it's pretty much consuming my thoughts, that and Keanu Reeves hot ass ''69 DUDES!!!!'' . I have a spaceship stencil i'm working on and it's killing me...softly. I'm fine with straight on graff but i find stencilling hard. I just bought £50's worth of graf stuff from [link] the other week and since doing this painting i have multicoloured boogers and i'm coughing up blood, going bald and pissing my pants...all at the same time. But that's normal.

Yeah i'll be uploading soon, i think, i dunno...i kinda feel apathetic at the moment. See how i feel in another month.

{plays same parting guitar riff that Evil Bill and Evil Ted play on the top of the mountain on Bill and teds Bogus Journey after they have just killed the Good Bill and Good Ted}


....Do i watch that movie too much?

]]> ~masochisticbarbi http://masochisticbarbi.deviantart.com/journal/1931255/ http://masochisticbarbi.deviantart.com/journal/1931255/ Sat, 13 Mar 2004 06:39:38 PST

album recomendations -

The Hives - Veni Vidi Vicious
Primus - Sailing The Seas Of Cheese
Aphex Twin - 26 Mixes for Cash
Black Rebel Motorcycle Club - B.R.M.C
Zero 7 - When It Falls

_______________________________

Enroll into college - Wednesday 3rd march (shitting a brick)


- It was shit, i talked to a guy who had his head up his a-hole and the place was crap too, i'm thinking of taking another year off because i'm making really good money and i don't wanna have to quit my job. So yeah...whatever. I'll go back next year...probably. I think i'm gonna just do night courses in prep for college not this september but next. I want a car by then so i don't have to put up with smelly transport.

________________________________________

Reel Big Fish (Goldfinger and Zebrahead suport)- March 7th

- It was a fucking brilliant gig, met Jon an old friend from college, he was cool. Got some great pics, i'll be uploading them once i get them from the picture place. Being doing alot more graffiti. I'm not uploading to Da as much anymore because this place is starting to reek of art stars and fucking wannabes but i'm still gonna keep the name. Goldfinger were the best band there...there was this guy on stage with this pink thong on and it was fucking rank...he was rank!!!!...i'll upload the pictures soon.

________________________________________ ___

Linzi's going away party - April 13th

Shaun of the Dead - hits movie cinemas on April 9th

NOFX (dunno who's supporting) - May 13th-ish ]]> ~masochisticbarbi http://masochisticbarbi.deviantart.com/journal/1890646/ http://masochisticbarbi.deviantart.com/journal/1890646/ Sun, 22 Feb 2004 18:14:22 PST I went to see [spunge] tonight...to be honest i wasn't looking forward to it because i think that they have gotten totally repetitive and dare i say..poppy!. {yak}

But the gig was ok, cool support bands...GravelTrap (which are ok - ish) and N.H.O.I...now they were fucking awesome live...the lead singer was all over the fucking place and jumping off high speakers and he was a good singer...but he was a total Monet...gorgeous from far away but looked like he had been hit with a bag of 'What the FUCK' close up. They were totally aloof after the gig, i said to the guitarist that they were awesome tonight and he didn't even aknowlege it. If i were him i would have been totally psyched that someone took the time to say i had put on a good show and thank that person for saying so. Fucktard.
They were begging people to buy their Cd's....gotta give them points for trying to get themselves out there...but to me that's minus a bajillion points because if people arn't going to buy your cd when it's on the merch table then you shouldn't fucking force it on them after the gig, makes people feel abliged..and makes you look like you suck.

The gig was a 6 over all...but the highlight of the night was when i met up with an old college mate Simon, he was super drunk but he's still rad, i have his email and he's gonna give my email address to the rest of my old class mates because they have been wondering why i vanished off the face of the earth. I thought they didn't give a shit. I dunno..i still do...whatever. I guess it's cool to stay in contact with people...but only if they come to your house so that you don't have to bother going out and bring you presents 'o' plenty...chuhyeah. ]]> ~masochisticbarbi http://masochisticbarbi.deviantart.com/journal/1868510/ http://masochisticbarbi.deviantart.com/journal/1868510/ Fri, 20 Feb 2004 21:09:00 PST
I'm gonna start doing some real graffiti soon, my mate Marie rang me up especially to tell me there is a new store in town that did special size canvases, and spray paints and so on.
I'll be doing some graffiti on Maries room soon so i'll get paid for that too. I have had more offers for art work and comic strips for newspapers and randomness which are looking good. They like my style. We'll see what happens...and if i can be bothered to get my arse in gear ]]> ~masochisticbarbi http://masochisticbarbi.deviantart.com/journal/1822964/ http://masochisticbarbi.deviantart.com/journal/1822964/ Mon, 16 Feb 2004 14:09:30 PST Cya later dude

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A big HI to Tom if he finally finds my page

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Ok..so I have an Amazon.com addiction...fuck it..i work hard so i spend money...hard.......yeah ....

1 - Dead or Alive
2 - Tommy Boy (fried gold!!!!)
3 - The Specials
4 - The People Under The Stairs
5 - Kingpin
6 - Ghost In The Shell
7 - Scary Movie 1
8 - Scary Movie 2
9 - Scary Movie 3
10 - Guest House Paradiso
11 - The Green Mile
12 - Robin Hood - Men in Tights
13 - Monty Python - The Meaning of Life
14 - Monty Python - Life of Brian
15 - The Waterboy (Yoo can doo eet..cut his fucking head off )
16 - Trainspotting
17 - Murials Wedding (purely for memories)
18 - Resevoir Dogs
19 - Full Metal Jacket
20 - Father Ted Series
21 - All South Park Boxsets (7?)
23 - South Park - Bigger Longer, Uncut.
24 - Family Guy boxsets (3)
25 - The Hard way
26 - Galaxy Quest (i thought it was ok!)
27 - Willy Wonka and The chocolate Factory (memories)
28 - John Waters boxsets (female trouble, Cecil B Demented..etc)
29 - Cry Baby
30 - Beethoven (big gay dog but reminds me of childhood)
31 - Jabbawocky
32 -House of 1000 Corpses
33 - Blackadder boxset
34 - The Blob
35 - Beetlejuice
36 - The Adams Family
37 - Uncle Buck
38 - Can't Hardly Wait
39 - Cannibal The Musical
40 - The Matrix
41 - Matrix: Reloaded
42 - Matrix: Revolutions
43 - American Pie 1 (2 and 3 suck ass)
44 - Final Destination
45 - Senseless (fucking RAD movie)
46 - Blade
47 - Blade 2
48 - LOTR boxset (all 3 films)
49 - Equilibrium
50 - Adventures In Babysitting (yup..memories)
51 - The Mask
52 - The Goonies (classic)
53 - Mallrats
54 - The Cutting Edge (lame as fuck but i loved it as a kid)
55 - Who Framed Rodger Rabbit
56 - Clerks
57 - The Breakfast Club
58 - Hellraiser
59 - Married To The Mob (again..lame...memories)
60 - Tremors
61 - Strictly ballroom
62 - Stakeout 1+2
63 - Bird On A Wire (again ..lol..memories)
64 - Something About Mary
65 - Mrs. Doubtfire
66 - Rush Hour 1+2
67 - The Beverly Hillbillies
68 - Cky
69 - Bill and Teds Excellent Adventure
70 - Bill and Teds Bogus Journey
71 - Me, Myself and Irene
72 - Stand By Me
73 - KIDS
74 - Deuce Biggalo Male Giggalo
75 - Kevin and Perry Go Large
76 - Resident Evil
77 - Tomb Raider
78 - Adams Family Values
79 - Animatrix
80 - SisterAct 1+2 (memories)
81 - Kill Bill: Vol 1
82 - BioDome
83 - Airheads
84 - The Witches
85 - Hocus Pocus
86 - Tooms (X-files)
87 - Witches Of Eastwick
88 - Serial Mom
89 - National Lampoons Animal House (The best movie EVER)
90 - The Lost Boys
91 - Grease (nostalgia for the 50's..even tho i wasn't there)
92 - Hairspray
93 - Dirty Dancing
94 -Too Wong Foo - Thanks for everything Julie Newmar
95 - Demolition Man
96 - Cheech and Chong
97 - Home Alone 1+2
98 - The Shining
99 - IT
100 - Parenthood
101 - Scrooged
012 - Chitty Chitty Bang Bang (muhaha)
103 - Mary Popins (gay but again...childhood mems)
104 - Calamity Jane (gay but i likes the costumes)
105 - Van Wilder Party Liason
106 - Nightbreed
107 - Alien 1,2,3
108 - Filthy and the Fury - Tale of the Sex Pistols
109 - Harry Potter - Chamber of Secrets (guilty smile)
110 - As Good As It Gets
111 - Legally Blonde (feel good factor..or shoot me factor?)
112 - Idle Hands
113 - Austin Powers 1
114 - Austin Powers - The Spy Who Shagged Me
115 - Coming To America
116 - Nutty Professor 1
117 - Ernest Scared Stupid (haha childhood mems again!)
118 - Don't Be A Menace To South Central While you're Drinking Yr Juice In The Hood
119 - Scream
120 - Cruel Intentions
121 - Jackass The Movie
122 - Porkies
123 - Beverly Hills Ninja
124 - Waynes World 1
125 - Waynes World 2
126 - Pretty woman (all clean hooker fun ...)(sarcastic)
127 - Aladdin (come on, you k... ]]> ~masochisticbarbi http://masochisticbarbi.deviantart.com/journal/1817008/ http://masochisticbarbi.deviantart.com/journal/1817008/ Mon, 09 Feb 2004 23:22:12 PST
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What about the Ewoks? They were rubbish!
Yeah, but Jar Jar makes the Ewoks look like fucking ...Shaft!
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Last night? Last night was an A1 tip top clubbin’ jam fair,
it was a sandwich of fun on ecstasy bread,
all wrapped up in a bag like disco fudge,
it doesn’t get much better than that really,
I just wish I could control these fucking mood swings!!
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"Little cow...standing there with her purple hair and her alcopops, givin it all that..."Hello"!!!"
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Cock Locked and ready to rock............

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"so he's a tranny?"
"oh, much more than that..."
"what, a big fat tranny?"
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"i'd look like a twat in a jumpsuit."
"tim, don't say that. it's a word that hates women."
"what, twat?"
"no. jumpsuit."
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"i'm trying... to avoid cliches... by not actually placing my brush onto the canvas...I'm using my penis. want to see?"
"nah, i'm just about to have my tea"
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Dexter: Michael, hi, heard about your robot...crying shame that...
Tim: whattyer talking bout crying shame? YOU DID IT YOU....fucking plum..
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Every morning I wake up and it's the same! I get up and I buy the paper, and I circle them all, and I phone them only to discover they've been taken by a bunch of fucking psychic house hunters!

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- Why don't you admit that this is merely another in the long line of things that you are using as an excuse for avoiding work?

- I am not avoiding work!

- Oh ok, let's have a party... let's get a dog... let's stand in front of the mirror in our bedroom for hours bogling to ASWAD!

- That was research!

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That's chaos theory. The belief that the future is in fact a mathematically predictable preordained system.
So somewhere out there in the vastness of the unknown there's an...equation for predicting the future?
An equation so complex as to utterly defy possibility of comprehension by even the most brilliant human mind, but an equation nonetheless.
Oh. My. God...
What?
What?
I've got some Fucking Jaffa Cakes in my coat pocket!
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Check out the Spaced club on Da -


Also check out [link]

If you go to the Working Title website (link below) and click on the 'Enter' button - Flash 6 plug-in required - up pops another page listing several sections and a 'latest news' insert. Currently, the Shaun Of The Dead trailer is listed as latest news as a First Look, but in case this changes in the near future, the trailer can also be accessed under the 'Forthcoming' section on the left hand menu.

It's once cracker of a trailer...check it the fuck out. ]]> ~masochisticbarbi http://masochisticbarbi.deviantart.com/journal/1789931/ http://masochisticbarbi.deviantart.com/journal/1789931/ Sat, 07 Feb 2004 21:23:05 PST






Holy dick vinegar Batman Finally it has fucking happened SHAUN OF THE DEAD will be coming out in April, I have been waiting for this movie for almost a year, I was gonna go down to be an extra/zombie but it was in London and it's too far away for me to travel and I had no where to stay
If you go to see Kill bill vol:2 or Scary Movie 3 you should see the SHAUN OF THE DEAD movie trailers..and apparantly it's gonna be a killer.
If you are a zombie, gory horror comedy movie fan then this movie is going to be the one for you...Written by the creators of SPACED ...... SHAUN DEL MORTI/SHAUN OF THE DEAD is about a guy who lives in a little flat in London and soon his head starts to fuck with reality and he gets sucked into the world of zombies but he doesn't know whether it's really happening or not....that's all I know right about now but you can find alot more about it hyar on the SPACED website - [link]

Please check the movie when it comes out, i'm sure it'll be worth your while, and if it isn't then i will pressent my bottie for bumsex as a form of apology.

P.s there is a brand new fantastical club on Da that I have just joined and i'm proud to be a member of - JOIN!!!! and quote your brains out!




]]> ~masochisticbarbi http://masochisticbarbi.deviantart.com/journal/1783533/ http://masochisticbarbi.deviantart.com/journal/1783533/ Mon, 02 Feb 2004 15:16:51 PST
I have been battling with my cigarette addiction for a while now. I have just recently been sick and i stopped smoking for a week, it was cool but then i seemed to turn into this nicotine free monster and i was hell to live with so my mum just said 'Listen, start fucking smoking again will you because i can't be bothered with you much longer if yr like this' ....so i did. I thought i was gonna barf when i started again but i'm back to my old 10 a day ways now. Fuck.

I have new arts i shall be contaminating Da with soon.

Yayness...no gayness. ]]> ~masochisticbarbi http://masochisticbarbi.deviantart.com/journal/1743848/ http://masochisticbarbi.deviantart.com/journal/1743848/ Mon, 26 Jan 2004 09:19:57 PST
*brain explodes*

ARGH I FUCKING HATE WORKING *screams*
Fucking 5 hour shift for shit money working for shit people. FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!! ]]> ~masochisticbarbi http://masochisticbarbi.deviantart.com/journal/1726462/ http://masochisticbarbi.deviantart.com/journal/1726462/ Thu, 22 Jan 2004 21:12:34 PST

OK the past two days have sucked elephantitis nut sacks. I woke up yesterday with a sore throat and couldn't talk, it blew, then my ears started to hurt...which blew also...i thought it would be just a little bit of a sore throat because of winter and that i would shake it off.

Nope.

I wake up feeling like my whole skull had been jammed in a vice, front and back!. Not good. So i wail and bitch and moan to my mum and she goes out and buys £10 ($13?) worth of medicine from the chemists....some nasal spray, special menthol tissues, paracetamol, the normal kind and the dissolvey kind, classic car trader magazine and a Curly whirly chocolate bar.
Ok she comes back and i'm feeling so damn sorry for myself, i'm fricken out of it...so i shoot up some nasal spray and wait for the little fucker to work, take some dissolvey paracetamol and immediatly my face starts to drain. Then all of a sudden in the middle of me eating my Curly Whirly and flipping through the 'How to buy a car if you're an unemployed fuckup' section and my nose starts to seriously burn, i thought my face had caught fire!...I start to panic and i can't taste my choccy bar anymore because all i can taste is mucus and metal. I look down at my t-shirt and there is blood all over my t-shirt...i have never had a nose bleed in my life!...i start to go even more insane and the pain is starting to get deafening, my eyes start to water,my face starts to swell, my head starts to get full of pressure, my hearing goes funny and i can't move my neck. My mum calls the National Health Service help line and they are as much use as a wooden leg. The bleeding eventually stops but my face is on fire for a good 4/6 hours after the ordeal. Turns out i'm alergic to nasal spray AND menthol tissues and they caused a reaction...........Just my luck.

I'm feeling like a piece of shit ran over twice right now but i'm still working....and i don't wanna.....someone please shoot me now! And shoot me in the head...take some of the pressure out!. ]]> ~masochisticbarbi http://masochisticbarbi.deviantart.com/journal/1715578/ http://masochisticbarbi.deviantart.com/journal/1715578/ Tue, 20 Jan 2004 22:41:29 PST Why do i always spell wrong but would rather people see my spelling mistake and think i'm a tard because i'm too lazy to haul ass over to dictionary.com?
Why do i always buy dvd's at full price on the net when they are 70% cheaper in the bargain bin in town?
Why am i writing these fucked up questions....

Don't mind me, i'm delirious with no sleep for 4 days now....i'm gonna go for the world record of being a complete and utter fuck up...God i hope i live my 4 score and ten...i could totally be a fuck up for that long....i'm gonna make it a project. ]]> ~masochisticbarbi http://masochisticbarbi.deviantart.com/journal/1709684/ http://masochisticbarbi.deviantart.com/journal/1709684/ Mon, 19 Jan 2004 23:27:30 PST
I can't wait until i get my new room, i'm gonna invest in some 50's furniture, plus my mum has all these old 78's that need an old record player for the speed to play them on...My auntie has one but i don't think she wants to part with it. I'll make the biatch do it! Even if i have to clonk her over the head with a haddock.

I can't wait to have my own proper little place to dwell, not having a room has been going on far too long, i sleep on the couch and i swear i'm going to have permanent duck back because of it. My cd player is going on the blink too...there's something else that is going to need more money!. I guess i should just stop complaining..but it's what i do best.

I have been drawing alot and once i get my room sorted out then the real art will begin, i'm gonna get loads of graffiti supplies and canvases, i'm also thinking about branching out into oil pastels...we'll see.

I'm meant to be going back to college to do Graphic Design in September but to be honest i don't really wanna go, yet i don't want things now to keep going the way they are going because then that would royally suck.

I want a Car too...a little Metropolitan, represent! booya....i buy Classic Car Mag every month and every month i see a car i want but can't get it, car tax blows donkeys. Plus May is the set Date for England being destoryed, there are an arseload of Gypsies waiting to flood in over here in May and our health services are going to be fucked in the hole and all the babies are going to be stolen and eaten. What next? I dunno..i'm past caring...lets just laugh at it all untill we can all save up and find the money to live in Canada. ]]> ~masochisticbarbi